general_chat

[graceful dust]

no my family is gay as hell 😔

[neat moat]

You used your iou card fast

[toxic relic]

damn

[fiery oriole]

ight was asking around for a lil project, yall have a good night

[rapid goblet]

Nobody is saying that here regardless..?

[toxic relic]

you got the math queer gene then

but gay family is a plus

[gleaming steppe]

every gc is different i have to adapt and learn, im willing to do so as long as others are willing to join me on a fair, even level

[last spoke]

Nah real talk though, I could not give a FUCK about Pokemon at all
(I fucking AM one)

[toxic relic]

and same :]

[graceful dust]

i was saying earlier that im not a big pokemon fan ive just completed 5 games & have a favorite. which is what not being a fan of pokemon looks like, in all seriousness

[toxic relic]

ive never played pokemon

not into it

[neat moat]

Your obsessed

im sorry

[graceful dust]

im literally not 😭

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

long time since mr snakeass posted that

[graceful dust]

your're

[neat moat]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[pseudo fox]

Who has gone to skibidi ohio

[rapid goblet]

You just have that extract stashed away?

[fathom igloo]

This implies there was a previous instance here where it was uneven on all parts instead of just yours

[gleaming steppe]

no just testing the waters

[toxic relic]

its important

[neat moat]

ICBM i had prepared for ealsier conflict. Was re routed

[toxic relic]

how is this troll not banned or muted

[gleaming steppe]

now i know what to say and not to say

[fathom igloo]

I would advise against that and refresh on the rules

[rapid goblet]

Understandable

[graceful dust]

which dogwhistles u can & cant get away with

[gleaming steppe]

cmon i had some jack cut me some slack

[toxic relic]

if they were honest thats wat theyd say

anyways

[fathom igloo]

I mean you are who you are, rules for servers don’t change who you are, people are bound to form an opinion based on what they’ve seen

I’d like a charcuterie board rn

[toxic relic]

my opinion is that theyre xbox live player #188907478303

[graceful dust]

when im drunk i talk abt movies i dont dunk on trans ppl

[toxic relic]

real

[last spoke]

I love how if I'm playing a game and it crashes, I get a me jumpscare

[toxic relic]

when im drunk i get tired as fuck

[neat moat]

Alcohol brings out what was already there

[fathom igloo]

Oh they’re gone I think

[last spoke]

Like game crash to desktop and suddenly

[fathom igloo]

I want pasta

[graceful dust]

i literally have to be distracted with media like an ipad baby or else im gonna like make everyone listen to me talk abt how much i love myself

fun times

[neat moat]

wallpaper jumpsacre

[neat moat]

I bet you even have the cough to go with it

[graceful dust]

THE COUGH?

like the toddler cough?

[neat moat]

yes

[graceful dust]

in winter yeah

[fathom igloo]

Snot dripping too

[toxic relic]

the cough

[neat moat]

nasty screen cover

[toxic relic]

the way that toddlers grab everything as well

[neat moat]

volume maxxed

[pseudo fox]

Am I cool

[fathom igloo]

Snot all over the screen

[neat moat]

I swear they're just little walking bio hazards

[toxic relic]

youre going to make me hurl

[graceful dust]

theyre so funny for that

[toxic relic]

funny is not what id say hahaha

[neat moat]

I comend parents for dealing with children

[fathom igloo]

It’s almost bed time yay

[toxic relic]

i am not fond of young children

[graceful dust]

i like kids but i come from a big family i would go nuts if i didnt

[toxic relic]

i dont think ive even seen a young child in years

[graceful dust]

woa

[toxic relic]

nightmares

my dad had one kid and then a vasectomy directly afterward

dad lore

[fathom igloo]

Nonsense you’ve seen moe

[toxic relic]

not irl

[graceful dust]

lol i remember u said ur parents were not doing all that again

[neat moat]

The probability that you've seen one is rather high

[toxic relic]

indeed not, my mom died but my dad has not reconsidered it

[fathom igloo]

He’s already been in your walls

[graceful dust]

yeah u never know when its actually 3 kids in a trenchcoat 🤷

[spice arrow]

Drawing taking a long time

[neat moat]

looks good

[toxic relic]

youd be surprised how determined i am to avoid them

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

Seeing one isn't the same as avoiding one

[fathom igloo]

He steals everyone’s license plates

[neat moat]

Id consider seeing one if you saw it a mile away

[toxic relic]

i will extend my statement to say that i have not interacted with a young child irl in many years

[toxic relic]

still not sure about it

[fathom igloo]

lol

[toxic relic]

[toxic relic]

i dont drive

checkmate american

[fathom igloo]

I wonder if we find out about TikToks American future tomorrow

[neat moat]

I forgot the degragatpry word for people who can't drive

let me see

[toxic relic]

i dont drive is not the same as not being able to

[neat moat]

passenger princess

[fathom igloo]

Doesn’t matter he just steals them

[toxic relic]

i dont carpool or ride with others

i live in a walkable city

with public transport

[neat moat]

I evny you

[toxic relic]

and i can drive i just dont

sold my car when i last moved and havent bought another one

[neat moat]

I cannot act smugly superior when you clearly have the upper hand with your immaculate public transportation

[toxic relic]

what can i say, im an enviable man

[neat moat]

Woe

[toxic relic]

buses are electric too

and some electric trains now

[fathom igloo]

Bring back heelys

[toxic relic]

heating, low light

[neat moat]

lmfao

[toxic relic]

the peak of transportation

[neat moat]

teachers banned that

or

tried to

[toxic relic]

i remember my teachers banned us from pelting each other with rocks

so we put pasta in their shoes

school boy times

[neat moat]

I don't believe you

[toxic relic]

we had no logic

[neat moat]

The absurdity of this

[fathom igloo]

Dried or cooked?

[toxic relic]

asian school: no shoes inside; we cooked pasta and put them in their shoes while they were busy at a staff meeting

[toxic relic]

cooked

[fathom igloo]

Even worse cleanup

[toxic relic]

we wanted to put shit in them but we decided we would get caught becuase of the smell

and the rock pelting was part of a game we played

it was like stuck in the mud but the one that was stuck got pelted and someone had to unstick them but at the high risk of being hit

[neat moat]

why didn't you guys just

beat eachother up at that point

[toxic relic]

reward for being unstuck was snacks and the reward for getting someone unstuck was also snacks

[neat moat]

lmao

[toxic relic]

we did that too

[polar kernel]

shor's bones im faded

[toxic relic]

it was an all boys school several decades ago so the juvenile machismo was wild

i do not think back fondly on those times

[last spoke]

Hai chippy boy

[toxic relic]

but it was also very gay

[polar kernel]

made you the man you are today

[neat moat]

Never understood gender segregated schools

[toxic relic]

good for a young closeted boy

[neat moat]

like gay people exist

[toxic relic]

i am the man i am today in spite of those times

not because of it

[last spoke]

Is that not exactly why they exist? **:**3

[polar kernel]

the military is super gay i can relate

[toxic relic]

theres no valid point to them

its stupid

[last spoke]

You're in the chair force

[polar kernel]

some of the straightest men i know are the gayest at work

[polar kernel]

its like this in every military ever

[toxic relic]

and your argument about gay people existing is valid as fuck for it

[neat moat]

I'm glad at the very least I never went to a segregated school

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

So I have no excuse for pulling zero game

[neat moat]

real like wtf

[toxic relic]

you can find something else to blame it on

no use looking inward

[neat moat]

straight men, and I mean straight men, can be very exhausting

[toxic relic]

bro

thats raw

[polar kernel]

i dont even know what that means

[toxic relic]

nah i get it

[neat moat]

he gets it

[polar kernel]

what did i do wrong!

[toxic relic]

i get it too well

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-crying-scared-gif-21887116

[toxic relic]

you wont understand man

its hard to explain to an outsider

[polar kernel]

IM THE TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

[toxic relic]

not really

its complicated

[polar kernel]

HOW DO I AVOID BEING EXHAUSTING

[dawn spade]

Is that good or bad?

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/reasonable-crashout-reasonable-crashout-odyssey-space-gif-9751950555343977831

[neat moat]

I mean it shouldn't be. I'm a (probably) straight man, but I can get sick of them

[toxic relic]

yeah it takes a lot of theory and knowledge of how queer people are affected but oppresion to understand

[neat moat]

I think it's their arrogance

[toxic relic]

hard to explain in a pz discord server

[neat moat]

Arrogance makes a fool of us all

[toxic relic]

straight woman in a drag bar type shit

[neat moat]

straight white women aren't free from my venom either

[toxic relic]

real

lets deconstruct white feminism in this chat

bring me my audre lorde and bell hooks

[dawn spade]

If your too straight to act gay ur boring

[neat moat]

White savior complex is the tl dr verson of it from what I've seem

[toxic relic]

thats one part of it

[neat moat]

oh and allyship of the oppressor

[toxic relic]

another part

[dawn spade]

Idk what this sentence means

[toxic relic]

the infantilisation is there too

[neat moat]

I never claimed to know feminist literature

self infanilization? Or fro. an outside force

[toxic relic]

nah youre hitting the nail on the head but theres several layers

intersectional as well

[toxic relic]

outside force

its part of the white savior complex

the "we have to save them from themselves"

theres a poem that illuminates it

[oblique stream]

Mods, I think the #general_chat ai bot broke

[neat moat]

wat

[oblique stream]

Didn't you know that everyone in the chat is actually an ai

[toxic relic]

fuck i forgot the name

[oblique stream]

The most advanced language model

Trained on reddit threads

[neat moat]

As a non white(?) I'm guessing you have better insight in this then I would

[toxic relic]

i am non white [biracial]

im trying to remember the poem

now i have to think about this

i cant remember

its over

[neat moat]

Fellow mutt

🤝

[toxic relic]

hahhaha

you thought about that one pshhh

[neat moat]

I don't casually drop slurs alright

[toxic relic]

thats valid

you couldve dropped the other m word but that would be a big hell no

[slate sage]

Magician

[neat moat]

other m word??

[toxic relic]

[heavy ivy]

magic wizard

[toxic relic]

im not going to say it

[graceful dust]

murder...

[toxic relic]

nasko says and now its suddenly okay

[pseudo fox]

Nasko??

[graceful dust]

i feel like i see this in the way that talking abt (particularly white) womens role in oppression is inherently seen as punching down. a lot of the time men r given this treatment too & its like damn we cant talk abt anything ig

[pseudo fox]

No I'm not

[toxic relic]

i dont understand this

as in im not understanding the statement

can you rephrase it

[graceful dust]

trying not to die one sec

[toxic relic]

shit no worries

[graceful dust]

love when i load in & my car has been running in the middle of a huge horde (in mp) anyway

[toxic relic]

nasko reads every chat constantly

and then faxes the logs to all the other devs

[neat moat]

cutting edge technology

[toxic relic]

only the highest quality

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

hello zeerol

[karmic jetty]

where nasko

[neat moat]

or should I say

Z

[karmic jetty]

zephyr

[graceful dust]

the whole "when u say 'white women' uve just found a new way to do misogyny"

[neat moat]

hes in your walls

[oblique stream]

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS yes you are

[neat moat]

hes banging inside your walls

[toxic relic]

oh that

[neat moat]

let him out

[pseudo fox]

Nuh uh

[karmic jetty]

banging

[toxic relic]

yeah thats stupid

its important to be critical about the privilege you have

[oblique stream]

Prove that you aint an ai

[karmic jetty]

why are u jolly

[neat moat]

what did I miss here

[karmic jetty]

no jolly allowed

[pseudo fox]

Square root of 9 is 3

[graceful dust]

its like pretending no other power structures exist. theres a lot of ways to do that but i see that one maybe the 2nd most

[toxic relic]

we talkin about reactionary comments to intersectional critiques of power

[karmic jetty]

i just got here

where tldr

[toxic relic]

the tl dr is read chat

[oblique stream]

You're a bot

[karmic jetty]

never

[neat moat]

I feel there's a lot of intersection when it comes to oppression. there's class, race, gender. We are all holding eachother down to keep the top 1% of streight white men in power.

True liberation cannot exist till we are all free. The only war what should exist (but not superseed others) is class war

[pseudo fox]

No I'm not

[oblique stream]

Only machine can solve this

[oblique stream]

Whats 9+10

[graceful dust]

everyone has something they need to deconstruct so as not to basically gatekeep more vulnerable ppl

[pseudo fox]

910

[toxic relic]

damn

chat is cooking

something delicious

[karmic jetty]

rebel rebel

[graceful dust]

i just finished baking a cake

[oblique stream]

100% a java scripted bot

[karmic jetty]

im gonna go drink woter

[neat moat]

mine

[karmic jetty]

gib cake when i return

[graceful dust]

my roommates. for her birthday. r u trying to claim a birthday cake? fucking evil

[neat moat]

im sowwy

[karmic jetty]

thats how it is

[pseudo fox]

Nuh uh (trust me)

[graceful dust]

someday i will bake u a cake wait ur turn

[neat moat]

If it's vegan

im ok with that

[graceful dust]

i can make a vegan cake

its this one tho https://www.allrecipes.com/article/easiest-chocolate-cake-from-scratch/

but i fucked it up

[neat moat]

yummers

[graceful dust]

so its accidentally so dense

[neat moat]

shit bricks?

[toxic relic]

i dont eat cake but i will bring vegan pad thai to the potluck

[pseudo fox]

Wait @oblique stream I can prove it

[neat moat]

I want it bc I've never heard of it

[toxic relic]

the cake or pad thai

[neat moat]

pad

[toxic relic]

heresy

[neat moat]

what

[toxic relic]

youve never of pad thai

[neat moat]

Yeah I've never had that

I think the only Asian food I've had is like

Chinese

[neat moat]

I think I also had Korean BBQ, but that was after I became vegan and it wasn't as good unfortunately

[toxic relic]

you dont need the egg or meat

[toxic relic]

valid

[neat moat]

like I literally could only uave like corn and rice

[lilac quarry]

no meat

[neat moat]

nada

[toxic relic]

null

[neat moat]

unless it's made in a lab with evil chemicals

[lilac quarry]

I don't eat beef

[graceful dust]

im made with evil chemicals

[unreal bane]

I'm not supposed to but I do.

[quiet siren]

Pics I took when it snowed for the first time in 4 years the other day lol

[neat moat]

Anything that comes from an animal I cannot have. The only animal product you could justify is human (they can concent) but I'm not homelander

[pseudo fox]

!dance

Is serious spiffo not working

[neat moat]

!point

[graceful dust]

cannibalism discourse alert

[neat moat]

mf

[pseudo fox]

!heli

[mortal summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[unreal bane]

You're not one of the "I hate all humans" types are you?

[toxic relic]

i can make a banger salor kor-ko sap

also real

i understand

[quiet siren]

Apparently it might snow again next week

[neat moat]

Humans fucking suck frfr. But no. I'm not an eco facist

[restive pollen]

I saw a joke that said that any deliveries aren’t vegan because the delivery driver is an abused animal haha, but being fr that’s chill

[toxic relic]

i hate all humans

[restive pollen]

Nah humans are goated bruh

[toxic relic]

send them to principal's office to be expelled

[restive pollen]

Misanthropy is for weirdos Ngl I low people

[toxic relic]

principal?

[frosty tulip]

we min-maxxed our class build

[earnest latch]

All work is technically prostitution

[quiet siren]

Idk why it's suddenly decided to snow twice when I hadn't seen a single flake in over 4 years until the other day but I'm not complaining

[restive pollen]

If we had like 600000 more years to settle into our ecological niche I bet childbirth would be way easier (this is low-key not a joke)

First thing of our kind so we have a bunch of bugs

[toxic relic]

interesting sequiter

[restive pollen]

And evolution had like no time to figure any of it out

[frosty tulip]

that's just how it is I'm afraid. We took the horrificly painful childbirth trait and the easier to choke to death on food trait so we could get the OP af tool usage and sweat traits.

[quiet siren]

Ain't we like... The third? There were neanderthals

[oblique stream]

Go on

[frosty tulip]

The price you pay for minmaxxing

[neat moat]

If you care about my general opinion on people, we're not somehow more special in our cruelty. Earth and all life is just one big dysfunctional family

[quiet siren]

And something else right?

[restive pollen]

It was the standing up trait 😭 that did it

[toxic relic]

there were many human subspecies

[pseudo fox]

I wont explode if you say a paradox

[toxic relic]

including homo sapien

[neat moat]

was

[frosty tulip]

nah there was more than that I think

[oblique stream]

Paradox

[pseudo fox]

uhh thats not what i meant

[quiet siren]

Yeah, at the very least we're not the first of our kind

We just happened to survive

[frosty tulip]

then you had the species with the funniest name "homo erectus"

classic

[restive pollen]

We literally only existed for 300000 years bruh, a few more years in the oven would do wonders 🙏

[graceful dust]

a lot of takes abt humans in general kind of fall apart when taken into consideration the vast majority of them r like, not rly doing anything wrong, or would choose not to if they could

[buoyant cipher]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[oblique stream]

Sorry,
A paradox

[restive pollen]

Nah it was fr natural selection, it came down to us outbreeding other species and low-key killing them and interbreeding with what was left until they became little parts of our genome

I’m sorry Neanderthals

[frosty tulip]

generalchat gets wild my guy, I'm afraid that's how it is.

[pseudo fox]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-creature-gif-13874356649430829564

[heavy ivy]

i read your bio and the first thing that came to mind was the video talking about.. what does call of duty actually believe in?

[oblique stream]

That's what an ai would send

[frosty tulip]

monies

[pseudo fox]

no it wouldnt

[neat moat]

Exactly. Its the Uber wealthy that are destroying the planet. Perpetuating the violence. Most of us don't have a choice. Something something stellaris quote "When the choice is to sign or to starve, there is no choice"

A lot of anti human sentiment, a lot not all, can basically boil down to racism

[restive pollen]

But yeah humans fr minmaxed

[pseudo fox]

https://tenor.com/view/tbh-creature-autism-creature-gif-3859784474312381252

[toxic relic]

that was a sick video

[heavy ivy]

ok yeah you got me there
outside of the eternal hell of capitalism ig then

[toxic relic]

minmax on deez nuts

[neat moat]

no life on earth is anywhere near min maxed

[oblique stream]

Thats a weird dog

[toxic relic]

shit just mutates then fucks around

[pseudo fox]

is kitty

[neat moat]

Survival of the good enough

[toxic relic]

and then dies

:]

[heavy ivy]

real baller, the same dude has another epic video about the
fear of cold
real good watch as well

[oblique stream]

Nuh uh

[toxic relic]

jacob geller

[quiet siren]

Yeah Jacob Geller!!

[heavy ivy]

yeah, neat dude

[oblique stream]

How would you know if its a cat and not a dog

[pseudo fox]

Help he watching me

[pseudo fox]

The paws

[toxic relic]

do you watch f.d. signifier, bee?

[neat moat]

real

[oblique stream]

Its a mutated dog

[heavy ivy]

no but i will, i need more meaningful content to consume

[toxic relic]

you should

[neat moat]

he makes good videos

[oblique stream]

He knows what you did

[restive pollen]

Nah some things are absolutely fucked up and are minmaxed

Like horses vs literally anything else

[neat moat]

Horses in what sense?

[pseudo fox]

what did i do

[karmic jetty]

tierzoo

[toxic relic]

f.d. signifier, cheyenne lin, foreign man in foreign land, trrrb, jessie gender

[oblique stream]

Something, idk, im not the one watching you, he is

[pseudo fox]

hey i know about one of those people

[tall glen]

when they skimp on the shrimp paste

[karmic jetty]

when they shrimp on the skimp paste

[graceful dust]

yeah. i also find for ppl who feel powerless its comforting to imagine that if we get wiped out, somehow "we" as a species deserved it. instead of consequences being inflicted mostly on ppl who didnt themselves contribute any harm

[heavy ivy]

ooh yeah this looks cool! as much as i hate politics i do like to learn about the hellhole i live in and this looks like some awesome vids

[karmic jetty]

p word

[dawn spade]

Horses litterally just die coz there feet are shit

Hooves blow, terrible meta

Pinochio

[restive pollen]

And they have one, used to have 3 but bro you can’t make this up

Literally running on their toes

[toxic relic]

i would suggest you engage with that hate but i fully understand why its a thing

[pseudo fox]

https://tenor.com/view/vaporeon-gif-27639629

[graceful dust]

theyre not much worse off than i am tbh

[restive pollen]

Horses can blink wrong and have a heart attack kill 3 people and then break all their legs

[toxic relic]

the video about wwe is really cool imo [since i watch it haha] but every video has incredible insights and resources for further reading

not that watching a yt video replaces actual theory and praxis

[neat moat]

The world has become increasingly polarized and political. Even if one hates the subject, we are forced to engage with it. That is to say, there isn't all wrong with politics. Helping ones community change for example is a noble act

[dawn spade]

Incorect

I have a youtube phd in physics

[heavy ivy]

i think part of it is just not having a lot of options to actually engage with it in the first place right now - but as i grow older i am obtaining a lot more options to be involved with the social landscape around me and i do want to be prepared for that, to hopefully make some positive change in my community

[neat moat]

Omg it was amazing. The way he retells the story of the underdog. Classic

[toxic relic]

also not to say that yt doesnt have some great resources

[restive pollen]

I have one in bio

[neat moat]

read theory

[dawn spade]

I have a year 12 phd in bio

[restive pollen]

Is there a Pokémon like affinity table in which fake phd beats which?

[dawn spade]

Hmm

[toxic relic]

read theory

[neat moat]

I should practice what I practice tbh lol

[toxic relic]

thats very honest, it would be good to have context before you can engage

[restive pollen]

Also

[dawn spade]

Im gonna make it brb

[restive pollen]

I’m in Venice and I had dinner last night at a restaurant with friends

[karmic jetty]

chat ive watched so many squid gang related stuff on yt recently

[heavy ivy]

I don't wanna pretend to be what i'm not haha. In the grand scheme of things i'm clueless, but i'm willing to grow and learn

[restive pollen]

Ignoring the “chocolate salami” very embarrassing moment, there was a Texan couple next to us and I’ve made some observations about Americans

[karmic jetty]

who knew lee byung hun was in alot of hollywood stuff

dood was the t-1000

[restive pollen]

I think they feel the need to talk to everyone because we talked to them a lot but

[graceful dust]

i am watching a guy whos never played minecraft & barely knows anything abt it try to beat the game

[restive pollen]

They were both very nice and sweet

[karmic jetty]

he was in gi joeeee

[frosty tulip]

Lmao wat do u mean, our species is a min max build

[restive pollen]

The elderly Texan couple met on words with friends lmao but they were very nice if a bit loud

[karmic jetty]

what is this

[toxic relic]

again, appreciate the honesty and tbh its overwhelming as fuck and easy to doomscroll but if you can at least understand enough and practice what you learn then youll be gud

[heavy ivy]

yeah no problem and i will continue to do my best to follow along, and pitch in a question if curiosity calls

[restive pollen]

“Yeah let’s stand upright”
“But dude, then women’s hipbones will fucking get crushed by childbirth, causing childbirth to be insanely difficult/painful/long/fatal compared to literally 99% of any other species”
“Nah we’re good we can play with sticks if we stand up”

[dawn spade]

All done, enjoy my very easy to read chart

[toxic relic]

no way dude

[frosty tulip]

That one damn fish with those fancy legs, I don't see the walking on land meta ever paying off

[restive pollen]

It is possible for not all species to be incredibly well adjusted, like us

[neat moat]

Our eyes invert the image and our brain must reintegration the image properly

Our noses have the drainage at the top of the sack instead of at the bottom, making possible for infection

Our spike is improperly supported and make us prove to spinal problems from the very design

The foot, oh god the human foot, is an abomination of a design

Our legs easly snap when force is applied to the sides, making injury while stopping quite common

[toxic relic]

theres so much about any species that would remove them from "minmaxxed"

[heavy ivy]

i like how art is killed by everything but nobody else would be able to make the graphic in the first place

[neat moat]

I can go on and on about the horrible design of the human body

[restive pollen]

Some do take time after finding a new ecological niche to settle and fix bugs

And while a bunch have been fixed with us, we still have a lot

[frosty tulip]

Lmao dude that doesn't mean we aren't min maxed, it'd that we took those disadvantages in exchange for the huge advantages like sweat and tool usage

That's a min max build

[toxic relic]

nah

[frosty tulip]

We took those negatives so we could get those mad gains

[neat moat]

It exactly means we are not minmaxed. If we were min maxed these problems wouldn't exist

[toxic relic]

theres no mad gains either

[graceful dust]

we're not the worst to ever do it but we're not very high on gods list of favorite creatures

[toxic relic]

thats not what min maxed means

[graceful dust]

there has to be a min in order to minmax

[neat moat]

Evolution via natural selection cannot min max. It can only improve upon what it already has. It can never create the perfect tailored creation

[toxic relic]

min maxing literally means : least amount of negatives:most amount of positives

[restive pollen]

• ability to consistently use [Tool use]

• ability for childbirth to not be the most insane fucking thing ever

[graceful dust]

we did actually put most of our points in endurance to start with as i understand it

[neat moat]

For as funny as it is, looking at an orgonism as "pros and cons" is a fundamentally wrong way of looking at it

life isn't a video game

[dawn spade]

Im ready for humanity to become reptile

[toxic relic]

exactly

[dawn spade]

Its a buff i promise

[frosty tulip]

We took those negatives in exchange for the broken OP positives.

[karmic jetty]

speaking of game

[dawn spade]

I think i told u all about it already bub

[toxic relic]

placing value judgements on different species is not the way to go

[karmic jetty]

squid gang

rahhh https://youtu.be/dE-k3Xts_OQ?si=cSQg-sMDi2EV3QCo

[restive pollen]

I look at it more as, what are the insane fucked up things that happened to us in our design as an animal because we decided to become bipedal

Like seriously

[dawn spade]

And stinky stink boi u might of been there as well

[neat moat]

There's no such thing as a negative when it comes to evolution. Sight for example isn't an inherently good thing to have

Just another organ to feed

[frosty tulip]

Lmao dude don't be a wet blanket, we're just having a fun convo

[heavy ivy]

minmaxxed can really depend on how you interpret that gamer concept in general, imo it's maximizing gain while minimizing loss, which isnt really a great comparison for how complex life but you could prolly work something reasonable with a bit of finangling

[neat moat]

Im litreraly a fish

Im always making wet blankets

[toxic relic]

me when i get blinded by someones light mode discord

[ruby river]

i love commiting crimes

[frosty tulip]

Then damn you didn't min max your build

[neat moat]

Nope

[restive pollen]

Our spines, childbirth, Achilles heels, blood flow, all of it is pretty fucked up lmao and all because we’re upright

[neat moat]

Yep

[restive pollen]

Like you could make lists out of all the terrible things in the human body

[dawn spade]

The achiles is barely a weaknss

Of all our fuckups thats the smallest one

[heavy ivy]

i feel like humans are more of a class specialization of organisms in general that sacrifices short term growth for long term group survival

[frosty tulip]

We are literally just having a fun convo, do u think we're taking this seriously?

[dawn spade]

Like, its the same weakness as having a throat, but in a way more annoying place to reach

[restive pollen]

Putting aside its name, literally it’s easy to break and if you break it it’s such a focused point that some people straight aren’t able to run ever again

[frosty tulip]

We took those shitty traits so we could afford the OP ones, simpl

[neat moat]

If you want to get technical all living orgonisms are specializations

[dawn spade]

And its not as if ur gonna just back up into something and tear an entire tendon by accident

[restive pollen]

Most other species don’t have such delicate heels, (although some do)

Horses are like

I don’t even know where to start

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-egg-how-to-basic-egg-how-to-basic-mcdonalds-cheeseburger-how-to-make-a-mcdonalds-cheeseburger-gif-26419098

[tall glen]

restarting bg3

orc bard mode engage

[neat moat]

food gore

[dawn spade]

Its not easy to break

Also, i have a feeling one of us is thinking of the wrong thing

Isnt the achiles the tendon thats a litte over exposed, not just ur heel

[toxic relic]

bard ?

that fits with anon lore

[restive pollen]

Tendon i mean

[toxic relic]

i tore a tendon in my collarbone once

it was shitty healing

[restive pollen]

The Achilles tendon breaks a lot and often ruins careers in sports

[heavy ivy]

this feels like ai slop in the most positive way possible because it's so off the rails that no LLM out there right now is gonna be able to generate this, 10/10, 2010 ibternet would be proud

[restive pollen]

Also acl is another thing that ruins careers

[toxic relic]

its not ai slop, its from how to basic

[neat moat]

how to basic

wow

[restive pollen]

I love how to basic

[neat moat]

haven't heard that in a long time

[heavy ivy]

yeh, that's why it's so good
it feels like it would be but it isn't, which is amazing

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

genuine silly vs manufactured silly

[graceful dust]

ofc it is 😭

[neat moat]

Kids these days will mistaken how to basic for ai slop

[toxic relic]

ic ic, i misunderstood yall.
it is amazing

genuine silly

🔥

[heavy ivy]

no worries, it wasnt our most straightforward response lmao

[toxic relic]

im distracted now as well

trying to decide whether or not to go to the store

[graceful dust]

go

be free

[heavy ivy]

i am on the recovering edge of a panic attack soo my brain is running at like 40% efficiency rn

[toxic relic]

[heavy ivy]

i'll be fine the general chat shenanigans are a nice distraction

[neat moat]

don't have a panic attack while operating heavy machinery

[toxic relic]

similar vein of "its illegal to die in this town"

[heavy ivy]

ah yes a very punishable offense

[neat moat]

I think the reason why I still don't quite grasp what a pronoun is because I don't even know what a noun is

I've been told I write rather eloquently. But I can tell you what a noun is

[toxic relic]

you can master a video game without knowing how to code

[neat moat]

It's all made up anwyas 🚬

[toxic relic]

real

[neat moat]

Do all languages have nouns and verbs

and

other stuff

[toxic relic]

no

[neat moat]

really?

[toxic relic]

yes

genuinelly

languages can differ hugely

[neat moat]

Would be a shame to lose them

[toxic relic]

indeed

[neat moat]

This is why I hate the meta. In all things, it kills diversity

[ruby river]

pronouns are shortened words to describe familiar nouns

[neat moat]

What

[toxic relic]

english is quite lacking in some areas ngl

[heavy ivy]

it'd be nice to learn a language with a completely different writing format to just break mental barriers around that kinda thing y'know?

[ruby river]

which of these things sounds better: Ben rye went to the store. Ben rye wanted to get milk. Ben rye went home and drank the milk. Ben rye enjoyed the milk

or

Ben rye went to the store. He wanted to get milk. He went home and drank it. He enjoyed it.

[frosty tulip]

Ye the devs were quite short-sighted when they made the human class so OP, really fucked up the meta for a lot of other classes

[ruby river]

a noun is a person, place, thing, or idea

Ghoti is a person, therefore Ghoti is a noun

a farm is a place, therefore farm is a noun

[heavy ivy]

pronouciation
its a running joke with my mother that every few weeks-months i will utterly butcher a word because i read it in a book and never heard it until that point

[neat moat]

If I wanted to be an ass I'd say neither as both get the job done. The second thought

[ruby river]

"I" is a pronoun.

[toxic relic]

reduplication, distributive numerals and predicative adjectives are some examples

[ruby river]

a pronoun is a word that describes a previously established noun

[toxic relic]

words are made up

pronounce em how you want

[neat moat]

I wonder if a language exists without any pronouns

[toxic relic]

make a new dialect

yes

[ruby river]

because I said "Ben Rye" as the first thing, you already know that Ben Rye is the subject. Therefore you can say He

[heavy ivy]

yeah fuck it, we ball and create three new dialects

[neat moat]

What would they say in place of "you"

[toxic relic]

many languages forgo using pronouns

[ruby river]

"You" is a pronoun.

[toxic relic]

and the "you" is based on context

mandarin does this for example

it drops the "you" since its easy to tell based on context

[ruby river]

instead of saying "you" the person would say the name of the individual the person is speaking to

[neat moat]

Thats what I'm saying, instead of using you what would you say and it not be labeled as a pronoun

[toxic relic]

nothing

[ruby river]

Ben Rye is going to attempt to speak without using any pronouns for a while

[toxic relic]

ben rye is a pronoun mate

[ruby river]

Ben Rye would like to show Ghoti how a language with no pronouns would sound

[toxic relic]

in this case

also thats not how it would work

its just dropped

it sounds better in said language cause its structured

[karmic jetty]

pronouns means theres antinouns

or connouns

[ruby river]

stinkname's statement is not how the english language works

[karmic jetty]

[neat moat]

I

[frosty tulip]

and neutralnouns

[neat moat]

I think you're right actually

[toxic relic]

swahili and pulaar are other examples

[karmic jetty]

we eat chimken

[heavy ivy]

hey, this is reminiscent of statically typed vs dynamically typed comp languages - references that can be implicitly or explicitly inferred depending on the context. both are beneficial in different circumstances

[ruby river]

Ben Rye is a proper noun because Ben Rye is the name of a specific individual

[neat moat]

The reson I asked was bc I had a passing interest in creating a language that didn't use nouns

[toxic relic]

yes but youre using it as a pronoun

descriptivism mate

[neat moat]

Seems somewhat different though

[ruby river]

once again, stinkname's statement is not how the english language works.

[toxic relic]

computer languages are languages after all

[toxic relic]

please mate

there are languages that dont use pronouns at all

[neat moat]

Isnt math also a type of language

[toxic relic]

again i named some already and how they work

[ruby river]

ok, Ben Rye mentioned specifically english

[onyx igloo]

If it is I speak it terribly

[toxic relic]

math is the language of the universe

[onyx igloo]

Ok

[neat moat]

Mathematicians and the lengths they'll go to stroke their own ego

[toxic relic]

paraphrased from neil deGrasse tyson

[toxic relic]

this wounds me

im a wounded man

[heavy ivy]

oh totaly, just for talking with a different kind of creature (the machine spirit)
they are what got me interested in organic matter languages

[graceful dust]

every ego needs a good stroking once in a while

[neat moat]

At least you're not an engineer

God I hate engineers

[toxic relic]

damn youd hate my boyfriend

[neat moat]

Not as bad as economists though

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

they get the wall

[toxic relic]

oh yeah fuck them

me and the boys bullying economists

[karmic jetty]

everyone catching strays here zamn

[onyx igloo]

I hate anyone with alot of money

[heavy ivy]

every branch has their issues that are workable except for the money counters they can explode i don't like them

[neat moat]

You see, I have a hirarxhy of hate when it comes to professions. Naturally I'm at the top

[toxic relic]

i like the way you phrased this [genuinely]

[onyx igloo]

Like billionaires and millionaires

Excluding Adam Sandler, he seems chill

[toxic relic]

im a math researcher and archivist, i think im saved from making a lot of money

[onyx igloo]

And the Rock Ig

[graceful dust]

not even the casual math enjoyer is safe

[toxic relic]

i will explode adam sandler for starring in click

[heavy ivy]

i couldnt think of a better way to say human to human languages cause that happens with programming languages anyways and also excludes nonverbal language and other species communication

[onyx igloo]

I don't think I lve seen click

[toxic relic]

and the rock is lame

[toxic relic]

good

[onyx igloo]

Yeah but he's not, evil.

[toxic relic]

dont watch it

[onyx igloo]

Talking bout the rock btw

[frosty tulip]

Ah ye, the Rock. truly an amazing actor. You see that movie where he played that one guy trying to save his family?

[graceful dust]

if i could do anything w the rest of my life tho it would be sanitation. love keeping ppl from catching disease by doing super gross things

[frosty tulip]

he's got range totalyyy

[toxic relic]

i hate the rock

genuinely

[frosty tulip]

more of a scissors fan, aye?

I'm more of a paper guy tbh

[neat moat]

truly a pillar of socioty

[toxic relic]

i watched him from the early days in wwe

[toxic relic]

nah geology is cool

[graceful dust]

i have a tolerance that a lot of ppl dont & its very gratifying to use it

[heavy ivy]

sanitation workers are so under appreciated here in the states, they get dirty so the world stays clean 🫡

[neat moat]

hospitality and service work in general is

[heavy ivy]

i misappropriated this quote from COD but i think it works better here

[onyx igloo]

Then where is the mysterious dirt in my engine bay coming from?

Are the sanitation workers just putting the crud in there?

[graceful dust]

i used do housekeeping & janitorial 😭 atm i just show up to ppls houses for cleaning projects sometimes

[onyx igloo]

But yeah, sanitation workers are nice

[frosty tulip]

when the guy you bought the car from said it was a shitbox, he meant it.

[graceful dust]

i am like rly bad at it tho cos usually what they need is stuff put in boxes for moving & im like. i can clean toilet real good.

[onyx igloo]

There's this one youtube who prefers TURKEY OVER BEEF HOTDOGS!

Your opinion is WRONG!

[neat moat]

Let me try and make this list

• biologists
• physicists
• mathematicians
• engineers
• econ

[heavy ivy]

and yeah the service/hospitality industry is a shitshow too. lotta good people in bad situations. my mom is a long time nurse who has been fighting her employer in arbitration for some very fucked up practices that will result in deaths if not addressed. thankfully we have a good union here

[neat moat]

Those are the big ones I can think of

[frosty tulip]

big wat

[onyx igloo]

My mom is a nurse too

[neat moat]

Oh my that sucks

[onyx igloo]

She got me to watch the new alien and I haven't forgived her

[neat moat]

Like stem fields

[onyx igloo]

It wasn't scary but it was nasty

[graceful dust]

honestly have rly complicated feelings abt hcw in general since they have a lot of power to abuse (that they use often) but theyre like, underpaid & undervalued for their expertise

neither necessitates or justifies the other ofc

[heavy ivy]

she's on her way out of the system thankfully. a lot of good people here but the bean counters at the top who have never been on the ICU, ER, or psych floor are consistently making thing less safe all to save a buck

[graceful dust]

but u take into account that the most prolific serial killers in history were hcw u realize the amnt of power they have over patients is scary

[frosty tulip]

wat is this about

[onyx igloo]

Basically
Medical oopsies that were not medical oopsies

[graceful dust]

healthcare workers

[frosty tulip]

ah, well I doubt they abuse their power often?

Like wouldn't it be that the ones that do get more mention than the ones that don't

[neat moat]

The abuse existing at all is concerning

[graceful dust]

they do all the time, read what i just said

like "angel of death" serial killers rack up murders in the hundreds

[frosty tulip]

yes, there's an angel of death serial killer everywhere.

that happens all the time

every hospital has it's wacky angel of death

[graceful dust]

we dont count when someone is sent home without treatment & dies bc they were "seeking attention"

[frosty tulip]

That's bad but I wouldn't call that an angel of death.

[graceful dust]

listen to urself lol

[tall glen]

angel of death, working in the kitchen

how wacky

[heavy ivy]

i dont have enough context in hospitality specifically to make a point on this :(

on the hospital proper side: what i've learned in the past year or so of this fight there's a scary amount of cases of legal catch-22's - where nurses are forced into positions they are not qualified for and are threatened with disciplinary action or termination for refusing a position they do not have training for, and are consequently taken to civil/criminal prosecution when something does go wrong and somebody dies despite it being solely the hospital's fault.

[tall glen]

nobody appreciates the peanut butter suprise

[graceful dust]

the fact that its a system where ppl can get away with hundreds of murders means theres an issue in the system

🤷 the ppl in it have the capacity to do such things

[onyx igloo]

Yet we haven't fixed it yet

[heavy ivy]

its over, he knows
i cant belive the peanut butter was the bay harbor butcher

[onyx igloo]

It will need an outside force most likely

[graceful dust]

personally i experience malpractice like 90% of the time i go in for treatment but i cant like... do a whole lot abt it when its my word vs a professionals

[frosty tulip]

That just sounds like incompetence rather than them being a serial killer. Like they definitely should be punished tho.

[graceful dust]

what?

[neat moat]

System is fundamentally broken. Understaffed, underfunded, and bad oversight

[onyx igloo]

I just go to my mom whenever I need any help with an injury

[graceful dust]

my mom cant prescribe me antibiotics

[onyx igloo]

Oh

Yeah that's fair actually, didn't think of that

[frosty tulip]

Well I'm confused, you're the one that brought up angels of death as the main example of doctors often abusing their power, but I'd have to imagine those aren't super common.

[toxic relic]

common deez nuts

[graceful dust]

u arent reading what im saying

im saying its a sign that it can happen

bad sign*

not that the avg hcw is a serial killer

[heavy ivy]

oh yeah the entire system (at least in the states) is broken from the top all the way down. theres a lot of good and bad eggs in there. and even the people who do care are put into situations where they have to risk their career to make the morally right choice. a felony revoked your medical license, which makes sense, but for a nurse who fucked up because of overarching issues with the entire hospital its life ending

[frosty tulip]

Then maybe word it differently when someone asks that they think it's probably not often.

[graceful dust]

they can get away with that. the avg hcw gets away with a lot of less severe things

[heavy ivy]

explodes you [that was a good one]

[graceful dust]

"how often do they abuse their power" "all the time"

like do i have to explain that murder isnt the only way to abuse power? rly?

[onyx igloo]

I think the most I ever bled was I accidently hit my ankle with a hatchet
But I also didn't feel anything so I looked down after a few minutes and I'm like "Oh shit."

[toxic relic]

i am a funny man 🤓

[frosty tulip]

I never said that. It's more just that it's a strange thing to use as the main example when someone says they don't believe it happens often.

[onyx igloo]

I went home to my mom and had to get it bandaged lmao

[graceful dust]

hundreds of ppl being murdered is a pretty good sign that it happens often

[neat moat]

It's kinda crazy to me that engine coolant looks like an energy drink. Makes me think about all the crap we artificially color for the looks

[toxic relic]

embalming fluid

[graceful dust]

think of it this way: if someone can literally get away with murder, what else can they get away with?

[heavy ivy]

transmission fluid 😇

[toxic relic]

looks like juice

[onyx igloo]

I don't think it looks like juice

I think it looks like dye

[neat moat]

also it should be noted that if it's easy to get away with murder, then there's a good chance theres a lot of unsolved cases

[graceful dust]

it looks like shampoo

[onyx igloo]

And whatever other shit the US is allowing for flavoring

[heavy ivy]

with the naming scheme i thought it was juice until i saw the danger diamonds

[graceful dust]

theyre making it legal now so we'll see a lot less of it

[neat moat]

Thank god

[graceful dust]

that serial killing is legal?

[toxic relic]

wait wa

theyre making what legal

[frosty tulip]

It'd be super easy to get away with it if the murderer doesn't do anything stupid, there'd probably be soo many unsolved cases.

[heavy ivy]

i feel like i'm missing something here

[onyx igloo]

Loicense for stabbin', mate?

[karmic jetty]

certified cereal killer

[neat moat]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FDZj6DCWlfc?si=ldL7oA3G7t1vCMMg

[graceful dust]

so to be clear im not talking abt the theoretical ideal of assisted dying - but do actual research into the programs that exist & some of the ppl working in that field get an actual thrill from it

[onyx igloo]

Is being a surgeon just having a license to stab people

[graceful dust]

like if u wouldve been an angel of death serial killer some decades ago u can actually just get ur fix in legal euthanasia & they do do that. its wild

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-clear-gif-20392773

shouldve ended it there

[neat moat]

I AM A STERGON

IM A STERGON

[toxic relic]

ahh yes, good sire, im a law abiding man, i have it in my pocket

[frosty tulip]

god I don't know how people watch that show

[heavy ivy]

sturgeon 🐟

[toxic relic]

i hate that show

[graceful dust]

🤷 again actually do the research & research the history of such programs while ur at it. they go a bad way

[neat moat]

Worst autism representation

[toxic relic]

add that shit to the list of bad autistic rep in media

[frosty tulip]

house would kick the good doctor's ass, after he's taken his vicodin ofc

[neat moat]

Fuck house

unironically

I want to kick his cane

[karmic jetty]

this vexes me

[onyx igloo]

I learned most of what medication does off of games and media lol

[graceful dust]

do u remember that ep where house almost convinced himself hes autistic

[onyx igloo]

School made it hard to remember

[neat moat]

Never watched the show

[graceful dust]

i binge watched all of house relatively recently.... it took months

[toxic relic]

im a doctor and even i dont have the fucking ego of house

[not a medical doctor]

[neat moat]

no you're not

[toxic relic]

i am

[frosty tulip]

before you get a chance to do that, you suddenly collapsein the hospital, you wake up and House tells you about how you have a super rare almost guaranteed fatal illness that only 2 people in the world have ever had and he's somehow cured you.

[toxic relic]

technically

[neat moat]

Yorue a dr of

[graceful dust]

i would have the ego but not the gall

[frosty tulip]

House then tells you to go fuck yourself and leaves the room after he pops some vicodin

[graceful dust]

but this is why i cannot be allowed to get an education

[neat moat]

I can't think of an insult

[onyx igloo]

I can

Idiot

There you go

[toxic relic]

computational euclidian geometry

you can just nerd react me

it hurts enough

[heavy ivy]

that is so fucking cool

[neat moat]

Youre not worth the effort

[graceful dust]

theres an ep of house where he basically flips a coin btwn two babies for treatment knowing one of them would die

the nicu lockdown one

[frosty tulip]

now that's peak tv

[onyx igloo]

I think I have enough medical knowledge to seal up a deep wound if I ever get one

[neat moat]

the boys reference

[onyx igloo]

Better than 500 dollars in an ambulance

[graceful dust]

he killed the lesbian couples baby

[dawn spade]

Well what else is he meant to do

[frosty tulip]

classic house shenanigans

[dawn spade]

Pick based on cuteness?

[neat moat]

holy shit

[graceful dust]

idk enuf abt medicine but yeah it was presented as like, the best option. cos hell both babies couldve died

[toxic relic]

bee hyping me up

thank you

[graceful dust]

it was just that he didnt know which treatment would work but one of them would

[frosty tulip]

The biggest issue is that the babies couldn't pick whether they wanted to pick head or tails, truly unfair

[graceful dust]

they were too baby for a diagnosis

[frosty tulip]

also it's best out of 3

like come on

[graceful dust]

lmao

[frosty tulip]

ya gotta respect the rules

[dawn spade]

Rock paper scissors is the only valid way to settle debates

[onyx igloo]

Or beating each other with rocks

[onyx igloo]

Unga bunga

[dawn spade]

They couldnt pick up rocks silly. They were babies

[graceful dust]

it was just a wild episode cos they didnt know where the infection came from so they couldnt dx the babies

[heavy ivy]

geometry in the context of computing is such a cool field. we've been doing this stuff for so long and a lot of the rendering tricks have been around for some time too. i use blender and manually model my geometry how could you tell

[graceful dust]

& at the end it came from an old lady who was like passing out toys to newborns. coughing all over them & shit

[neat moat]

I find it rather repugnant how in media it is often depicted the smarter someone is the more of an asshole they are. As if intelligence somehow excuses you for your poor behavior. On top of that feeding into the idea that smart people are emotionally inept and heartless

[toxic relic]

this goes fucking hard

[torn condor]

I awaken

And you people are still in this chat

[onyx igloo]

Hi

[frosty tulip]

eh it's just a funny show, I dunno what to tell ya

[neat moat]

hey does this napkin smell like chloroform to you

[neat moat]

it's not just house, it's a lot of shows

a lot

[graceful dust]

ive never been here before dont lump me in w them

[dawn spade]

House isnt even any of those things tho, his a bit impatient but he cares about the people around him

[graceful dust]

house is an asshole

[dawn spade]

Iv only seen clips

[frosty tulip]

house is a dickhead

[torn condor]

Omg and I joined into a house discussion holy based

Love house

[graceful dust]

like he literally screams at ppl & breaks into their houses

[onyx igloo]

House is a house.

[neat moat]

YO WTF

[frosty tulip]

lmao then why claim he isn't an asshole if you haven't seen the show

[heavy ivy]

during covid i forced myself to learn to code and 3d model. i learned soo much random cool shit. we're ballin'

[torn condor]

Great show

[dawn spade]

Oh ye

[neat moat]

he what???

[toxic relic]

we breaking into computational complexity and boolean operations on geometry with this one

[karmic jetty]

i hate house i cant afford one

[graceful dust]

he basically created the villain of like 2-3 seasons ||by SA'ing him|| house is like actually horrible

[neat moat]

do they have houses where you live?

[elfin jolt]

huh

[karmic jetty]

no we will live on trees

[heavy ivy]

boolean operations!!! CSG!! soo fuckin interesting

[torn condor]

Omg

Boutta be hammer time

[onyx igloo]

Rank

[dawn spade]

Actually i did see a clip he attacked a war vet, and accused them of stolen valor.
Then after finding out they really were a vet, proceded to drug him, break into his house, and tie him to a chair

[simple bear]

quick everyone do it

[elfin jolt]

do the roar

[karmic jetty]

im a machine that turns rank into rank

[vapid bloom]

/smesh

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ytpmv-elf-ytpmv-elf-gay-people-will-ferrell-gif-23475110

[frosty tulip]

Dr Apartment is his more chill laid-back co-worker. It's like a good cop bad cop thing u know

[karmic jetty]

my fav has to be dr domicile

[graceful dust]

that one was wild to see unfold. yes he had uhh the ghost limb thing, & house broke into his home to cure him? tied him up & was like "put ur hands inside this box" ok mr jigsaw

[toxic relic]

you understand my nerd joy

[elfin jolt]

I heard he kept trying to harass people tho

[dawn spade]

Then do some psudo therapy on him that i actually looked into, it barely works. And if it didnt barely work the guy would of already have had it done by therapists. (Oh yeh, his an amputee, coz of the war)

[toxic relic]

[neat moat]

"he can't keep getting away this thiiiis"

[onyx igloo]

I'm NotDr. Seanmcgire
What medical malpractice are you in for today?

[frosty tulip]

"Hello, I want to play a game"

[torn condor]

Yeah but he cures them

[graceful dust]

i hadnt seen the episode i rly thought he would say it

[torn condor]

Soooo

Kinda worth it

Crime isn’t crime if it works

[frosty tulip]

that's true, Sun Tzu said that

[neat moat]

Ah yes, assaulting poeple is ok as long as you cure them

[torn condor]

Yeah dog

[neat moat]

among... other things

[graceful dust]

my gay brother is into greys anatomy tho & we were talking abt it & they might actually do more illegal shit on greys than on house. where he trespasses & malpractices in almost every episode

[onyx igloo]

So if I successfully rob a bank I keep all the money with no consequences?

[torn condor]

That’s what successfully robbing a bank means

Failing would be getting caught

[onyx igloo]

I suppose

[karmic jetty]

my medical spessman character be liek

kills a dood (contractor)
revives
continues with experimental drugs
beat em up
repeat

[onyx igloo]

Yall know barbers were also the ones amputating limbs?

[torn condor]

I cure all my patients with mouse bites actually

[dawn spade]

No suppose, u havent succeeded until the moneys irecoverably laundered and your well beyond posible conviction

[graceful dust]

failing is when u have a guy tailing u for 3mos breaking into ur home & finding ur illegal vicodin stash & the fact that uve been forging prescriptions from other doctors to get it

[frosty tulip]

Fine, I'm gonna pull a few strings, the doctor you see every now and then for checkups? We'll make sure the TF2 medic performs those checkups.

[torn condor]

HOLY SHIT WE GOT IT FELLAS

[heavy ivy]

honestly prolly a decent choice if you didn't have a surgeon at the time

[graceful dust]

failing is when one arc of ur show takes place in prison

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-every-episode-of-house-md-medicine-drug-house-meme-gif-14671916867387513828

[torn condor]

No longer in plunger hell

[graceful dust]

pls i love this gif

[karmic jetty]

this vexes me

[torn condor]

This vexes me

God damn it

[graceful dust]

he needs mouse bites to live

[torn condor]

I too am in this episode

[onyx igloo]

Mawmmm let me commit medical malpractice!!!!

[graceful dust]

isnt this part of a longer gif idr

[frosty tulip]

listen homekeys mate, I feel like you aren't seeing things straight here, that's why we'll prescribe some mouse bites for you, it'll sort it out.

[graceful dust]

thats crazy. i need mouse bites to live? what kind of doctor...

[karmic jetty]

OHHH SO THATS THE THING MR BEAN WAS SERVING IN THAT ONE EPISODEEEE https://youtube.com/shorts/jVjuMIMeVUg?si=NJNkDnA8wej-1pjb

the sticks

its an actual briish fud

[frosty tulip]

but ye, that's why I love the show. I hate medical shows, but a show mainly about some asshole commiting so much malpractice? it's funny

[graceful dust]

hold on i think im having a heart attack from lack of mouse bites

[heavy ivy]

it works really good as a comedy if you don't take it seriously

[graceful dust]

its worth taking a lil seriously

like i love house cos i love mysteries but i also like when fictional characters have the weirdest complexes uve ever heard of

[frosty tulip]

I ain't taking it seriously at all. Deranged doctor commits malpractice, pops some vicodin and mouse bites. simpl as that

[dawn spade]

They should make a doctor show but its just like, real shit

And u follow the nurse not the doctor

[frosty tulip]

that sounds so boring

[graceful dust]

i liked that one ep where he basically gave a guy a sti so he wouldnt die from organ failure from an illness he caught by eating bad cheese

[dawn spade]

So its just patients with a headache asking for oxy and then going home empty handed

[heavy ivy]

you're in arbitration for 7 months and get fired and lose your license

[dawn spade]

Whats arbitration

[frosty tulip]

an excellent trade offer

[karmic jetty]

its more fun watchin medical malpractice the show

[dawn spade]

Barbistrisen?

[karmic jetty]

sick of hospital dramas

[neon bramble]

tf2 medic hospital drama

(its an organ harvesting operation)

[heavy ivy]

i'd watch it

[dawn spade]

He trades ur organs for plastic ones

But they also work

[graceful dust]

worked out rly well for that guy yeah

[dawn spade]

For like a day, then u die

And he goes and recolects them as well

[neon bramble]

dont be a baby kidneys grow back

(no they dont)

[onyx igloo]

A show about avoiding medical bills

[dawn spade]

Livers actually do

[onyx igloo]

Not too many times though

[frosty tulip]

lmao god damn could you imagine if it was set now, how much House would've tanked the google reviews for the hospital

[graceful dust]

also iirc he was having a secret affair with his ex-wife which is fsr a trope i think is rly fun