general_chat

[toxic relic]

wanna be friends :] --> steals your channel

and now its used as a thinking machine content farm

[heavy ivy]

its over

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/shai-hulud-sandworm-dune-worm-dune-dune-2-sardaukar-gif-5826933029886743139

[toxic relic]

it truly is

[heavy ivy]

midday fatigue :c

[quasi slate]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0vCcDQgRfpjJ0Utu6AVLNd?si=70842700c7ba4978

[past ingot]

I've been at work for 12 hours. Doing mostly nothing

[toxic relic]

12 hours

[maiden nymph]

Sure if you agree to read my brainrot translated lyrics

Lyrical mastery right here, trust me

[tender igloo]

welcome to pz

[brittle trench]

I’m officially here, projecting my zomboid rn ✨

[toxic relic]

zomming my boid till i project everywhere

[toxic relic]

it would be he in my case

but i can also do it myself

im a competent man

[brittle trench]

She zombing on my project till I
Neck:
-bitten
-infected

[stone nexus]

Ballss.

(With double S because uhhhh sticky)

[silent copper]

Ballsssssssssss

(A lot of s cause dramatic effect)

[prisma furnace]

@delicate apex whats up w u hiding in coven

[torn condor]

i must know

[torn condor]

i now know

[sacred schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/thermal-pee-infrared-fart-gif-15625195

[fathom igloo]

Ew

Xal why

[toxic relic]

would the piss be warm

[toxic relic]

yes it would

it leaves warm

its the fart thats concerning

would it be that big

[brittle trench]

Mines cold, is that normal

[toxic relic]

farts or piss?

[sacred schooner]

cauz funny snartss

[brittle trench]

Both

[sacred schooner]

only if you're a reptile

[brittle trench]

Oh thank god I’m playing the scalie mod in Zomboid it must be fine

[marsh glacier]

cool normal discussion here

[toxic relic]

sorry i had to make coffee for us

back to this

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[marsh glacier]

i wish

[toxic relic]

if your piss is cold then im not sure

your mien must be one of cold reserve

as for cold farts

the same

the word mien is awesome

[jovial latch]

meow meow meow

Hey guys

time for chipotle

[toxic relic]

you eat a lot of chipotle, quiche? from your chat youve mentioned eating it thrice

[toxic relic]

today, yesterday and ereyesterday

ah i replied to that

mb

[dawn spade]

Cold farts are just shits

Hot shit becomes gas duh

What are you, stupid

[silent copper]

[lavish shuttle]

was there some sort of update or change to the workshop? made some changes to my modlist mid save a few days ago and now all of a sudden the mods i removed are gone lol

[toxic relic]

i would disagree

shits are warm

unless they are cooled externally

[dawn spade]

Melting point is high

[toxic relic]

no way

dude shit melts so easy

[jovial latch]

I got giftcards for hannukah

[toxic relic]

interesting gift hahah

[jovial latch]

and I’m autistic I really don’t mind eating the same thing over and over I actually quite like it

[toxic relic]

valid and understandable

im the same

[jovial latch]

I love routine food

[toxic relic]

me when im diagnosed at 5

[toxic relic]

goated

[jovial latch]

me after fucking up chipotle chips and guac and quesadilla

[neat moat]

wort wort wort

[jovial latch]

Fuck

I don’t have tasty treats

[neat moat]

WAAAAAAAAAGH

[jovial latch]

Yeah

[toxic relic]

i have nutella

you want it?

[earnest cape]

Does anyone know that one meme where it’s like this black guy in the corner of the frame with a lazy eye singing “don’t you forget about me”

[toxic relic]

gay poetry is so fucking hard

[icy vigil]

Idunno

[dim cloak]

Genuine question. If i mention my microwave's broken, are any of you gonna care? Bc it's " my personal business?"

My mom thinks just bc I mentioned that my microwave's broken, that it's "no one's business." Like I get it, but no one's gonna care that the microwave's broken so why does it matter?

[toxic relic]

there was an even better quote:
"their bodies betray an anxious dance of youthful love together in harmony: the vivace of heartbeats, the adante of footsteps, the adaigo of longing thoughts"

[toxic relic]

prepare to be executed

[toxic relic]

i care

care as in i hold genuine concern about it

[icy vigil]

That was for cerise actually

As for gay poetry

Idunno

[dim cloak]

? wdym and why

[toxic relic]

yeah prepare to be executedd

[dim cloak]

I assume joke

[icy vigil]

Never liked poetry of any kind

[toxic relic]

well, it seems like an unfortunate thing that occurred and i care about its outcome

[dim cloak]

Do you like music?

[toxic relic]

i would be glad to see it repaired or replaced for your sake

[icy vigil]

Ah yea, but you have music in them

[toxic relic]

mr farter reads a lot of poetry

[dim cloak]

Fair but like the outcome is, "We get a new microwave eventually bc money is tight"

[toxic relic]

ah i see

the sooner the better then

im a studious man shark boy

i enjoy reading artful words

[dim cloak]

But music is poetry inofitself I think

[toxic relic]

it is

[icy vigil]

By any kind i mean

[toxic relic]

a lot of poetry is set to instrumental music as well

[icy vigil]

Ah nvm

[toxic relic]

you dont read poetry sharkboy?

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191

[toxic relic]

"like a key fitting into a lock. like a ship sliding into safe harbour. like the joints of two beams fitting together in perfect uniformity, creating a stable framework for the home youve built together."

[dim cloak]

Like I get not liking, idk hand-written poetry I guess, but not even liking any is kinda bizarre imo

[toxic relic]

real

maybe im poetry man too

idk i like the emotions poetry conveys

and how it does that

[dim cloak]

@icy vigil
Sonic the Hedgehog
You are the best game ever
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Courtesy of the Game Grumps

[toxic relic]

what a terrible haiku

[dim cloak]

ikr

But it is used as one of the "cheery" intros for a PZ mod

[jovial latch]

when the Vyvanse copay is 200$

save me Luigi mangione

save me Luigi

[dim cloak]

Wahoo man laugh intensifies

[toxic relic]

thats fucking mental mate

[brittle trench]

So what’s with Spiffy? Howd he become mascot, I’ve always wondered

[toxic relic]

meds here are capped at 5 dollars

which is 2.8 usd

and many places offer them free

actually most do

the cap is only for stuck up rich councils

example

[dim cloak]

Spiffo, and I think it's like McDonald's with Ronald McDonald except far less creepy

[brittle trench]

“Far less creepy”

Canonically controlling you like big brother from an undisclosed location and watching your inevitable demise for some sort of sick entertainment in the tutorial

[dim cloak]

True, but at least on the surface Spiffo is far more likable compared to, y'know. A clown.

Or that living Happy Meal mascot abomination

[unreal bane]

What about the Jollibee mascot?

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-rubber-room-gif-10524477174166992043

[fluid pebble]

what is the best mod for npc's in the game?

[rapid palm]

Can anyone tell me how to make vegetal charcoal?

[dim cloak]

2 burgers in one

[rapid palm]

i have no idea, only thing i could get close to that is wood charcoal but it wont let me use it in the recipe

[twilit rain]

any build 42 npc mods yet?

[ruby river]

hi chat

[ruby river]

yeah

[stone nexus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714638562410102876/1151673831166058506/standard.gif

[chrome jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/itysl-i-think-you-should-leave-tim-robinson-you-cant-do-that-cant-gif-23125076

[bronze moat]

Before zomboid, the devs made a game about little fuzzy animals. The paws pals.

So all the animals and spiffo are a throwback to their first game

[chrome jetty]

lies + slander

checkmate

[brittle trench]

OHHHH PAWSTV

[bronze moat]

Yep. Everything related to PAWS is a reference to the indie stones first game

[brittle trench]

I thought they were all just furries

Not that I’d know

Nervously looks at my anthro survivors and furry apocalypse mods

[young kelp]

Darkwood progress
Character started dreaming after cooking too many shrooms and I got a shovel now

[toxic relic]

the anthro mods are well done

[young kelp]

Also savages are a good source of income

[toxic relic]

you need the masks as well to complete it

[dire timber]

Then one of the animals accidently died when they were play fighting and became a zomboid when trying to resurrect them :3

[pseudo fox]

Week one probably for zomboid

[bronze moat]

This game will not hold your hand. Listen. Pay attention

[young kelp]

I listened to the darkness

When it told me to come

I followed it and gave me a stone lmao

[bronze moat]

I know the lock combo for the lock box at the starter house in Darkwood 😉

[young kelp]

There's a locked box?

Where is it

[brittle trench]

Dude they’re peak, I’m pretty sure they’re compatible with TOC too

[bronze moat]

Yep. It’s the only lockbox that is NOT randomized.

Inside is some high tier loot

[young kelp]

Wait it's not randomised?

[bronze moat]

Run around your starter home. It’s usually on the outside next to a log pile and your genny

[young kelp]

Is the code in the house somewhere?

[brittle trench]

Anthputation 🥰

[bronze moat]

Nope. It was exclusive to kickstarter backers as an in game drop.

U want code?

[toxic relic]

TOC?

[brittle trench]

The Only Cure

[young kelp]

Yes

[toxic relic]

sick

i can be the 1 armed dragon i am

[bronze moat]

2919. You’ll get an explosive gas barrel, some gun parts, etc.

Serious leg up for early game

[young kelp]

Barrel go boom!

Imma look around for it first

[bronze moat]

Can blow up a metal door :3

[pseudo fox]

@bronze moat what game are you talking about

[young kelp]

Dsrkwood

[brittle trench]

One of my favorite playthroughs was a one armed god of a fitness instructor named Fistucles

[bronze moat]

It’s always in starter house 1. Check the small shed with your genny.

[brittle trench]

Only unarmed

[toxic relic]

🗣️ 🔥

[young kelp]

Any metal door? I found 2 so far, well 3 there's that door in the underground thingy

[bronze moat]

Darkwood. That spooky top down game with the woods and scary giant pig

[brittle trench]

He had one arm and bah gawd he was gonna use it

[young kelp]

The 2nd one is in the wedding and the 3rd is above the house with the underground door

I got a shovel too, will probably try to complete the furry's quest

[bronze moat]

The game has like 20 different routes and like 5 different endings.

On night 2 (maybe 3) ALWAYS answer the door when you hear the knocking.

[young kelp]

I missed that one already lmao

Day 7 already

Didn't know the knock was supposed to be useful

[bronze moat]

It’s how you get invited to the wedding 😉

[ruby river]

"stop! hes unarmed!"
"and unlegged"

[young kelp]

Oh so that's how you get the wedding code?

Can I blow up the wedding door?

[bronze moat]

I won’t spoil more tho. The game gets crazy complicated

[bronze moat]

MAYBE. Never tried

Did you see the dancing bride and dog?

[toxic relic]

game lore

[young kelp]

Nope

[toxic relic]

dancing dogs and blowing shit up

[young kelp]

I killed a dog there tho

[young kelp]

There's a lot of dog

Their meat sells for a neat price

[brittle trench]

Second favorite meme build besides a criminal that i challenged to always pick up wallets and cash items whenever he saw them

[remote ravine]

I have build 42, how do I play split screen with my brother? I put on remote play through steam

[brittle trench]

His name? Moe Money

[hazy crane]

ANYONE WANNA START A SERVER WITH MEH?

[bronze moat]

Ok so you made it to the first locked door.

Bride may not be around without being invited to her wedding.

It’s legit the first genuine scare of the game.

So if you start again: answer the door at night for the wedding invite.

Then when you are ready, attending the party

[brittle trench]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-mafia-mafia-money-gif-12714856527416165903

[ruby river]

run idea

Name yourself mr house
only eat chips

[brittle trench]

Goddamnit embed failure

M m m C H I P

[ruby river]

mmmmmmm chip

[young kelp]

Do I need to restart? Or can the knock show up at any other time?

[ruby river]

low rank! everyone point at laugh! low rank!

[bronze moat]

Tons of events are strictly time based. Wedding invite happens once. You miss it, you miss it

[young kelp]

[bronze moat]

Same with underground you go there without a shovel, you cannot go back to dig later

[brittle trench]

[young kelp]

Dig what? The left side of the first tunnel?

[bronze moat]

Yup!

[young kelp]

[ruby river]

[young kelp]

Back to 0 it is then

Tho this time I got to properly learn that savages = income

Rags and bottles galore!

[bronze moat]

Shiny stone = rich!

[young kelp]

So far I only found 2 of those

Darkness calling to me and reaching lvl 2

[bronze moat]

The woods also get more aggressive the more stew pot goop you inject in yer eyes

But once you get the hang of it hideout 1 and that map is super easy and chill.

Map 2 is hard. Map 3 is insane at night and you HAVE to fight to survive every night

@young kelp so welcome to Darkwood my friend.

Hope you make it. Like the traveler says “we are in this together!”

[young kelp]

I'm already learning how to fight lmao

Still need to get used on the dodge mechanic thi

[bronze moat]

NON SPOILER tip:

all your choices matter. Choice you make are permanent and affect both side stories and main story outcomes

[young kelp]

I get choices?

[bronze moat]

So like the game says: “pay attention”. Dialogue from NPC’s also matters. And they sometimes only say something ONCE

[bronze moat]

Well it’s a pseudo roleplaying horror game.

If wolf says “kill the pig” you got a choice to make. Do you kill the pig or do you leave it alone?

[young kelp]

[bronze moat]

Story is also very dark and twisted if you pay attention to dialogue and environmental stuff.

Like the bodies covered in mushrooms, or bodies wrapped up in trees.

You will also catch a glimpse of your own face and you are not looking too hawt

@young kelp really good game. IMO worth a second playthrough after your first ending so you can try different outcomes

[past ingot]

What is this you speak of?

[young kelp]

Dsrkwood

[tall glen]

jelly of this guy dave, he bought an abandoned mine with 50 years of scrap and old junk for a couple thousand dollars https://youtu.be/9IIiRKRhBQw?t=1354

[bronze moat]

Darkwood.

10/10 game. Small indie game. Survival horror.

No one is a good guy. Choices matter. Shitty consequences to choices you make that either scare the shit out of you or make you cry

[tall glen]

the mine is only slightly radioactive

its prob got 10,000 dollar in scrap alone

[bronze moat]

Im jealous of my younger self.

Wish I made a few key life choices differnetly lol.

I owned MTG cards in 1993

[tall glen]

they joy of buying property, mandating the owner to remove everything in a year or its yours, then he doesnt do so

[bronze moat]

Some dude in Arkansas has a junkyard. The guys from junkyard wars went and offered him like $40K for old rusty car parts

Modern treasure hunting is a thing

[past ingot]

Damnit I think you just sold me a video game I never saw

[bronze moat]

I know an elderly couple that go to the clay deposits looking for opals.

They make something like $80K a year selling what they find.

But it’s still a 5-7 day work week

[bronze moat]

One of the BEST audio design horror games around. Real talk.

The audio when you hide in your base at night is disturbingly creepy and tense

Basic premise of the game = get caught out after dark and you die. No way to prevent it.

[past ingot]

I like trauma

No level of skill can save you...

[bronze moat]

My ex had to leave the room when I played. The sounds freaked her out so badly.

Ghosts and other creepy sounds.

Lotta psychadelic stuff too

Gameplay loop is simple: loot. Get back to your base before dark. Don’t let the monsters in the house or let them hear you.

[brittle trench]

Plus the ‘best’ ending is
SPOILER
||You burning an eldritch tree god, as well as everyone you’ve met in the forest alive, leaving behind your wife which you have memories of in the fake ending||

[bronze moat]

Surround sound works too. So a monster at your front door at night, you can pinpoint WHERE they are moving outside your house.

Zomboid does this too btw.

Directional sound helps you survive

[bronze moat]

Not many people get the “best ending”.

I think even the devs stated that getting the rarest ending is “highly unlikely”.

Personally, I like to focus on the side stories, like the pretty lady and Pavel

[heady basin]

my mother got spooked by the ambience from the casino in stardew valley once

[frosty tulip]

I'd say it's tied with Alien Isolation and Amnesia Dark Descent for my scariest horror games

[quartz plank]

whats up weirdos

[bronze moat]

Audio can really make a game.

Dead space audio is REALLY good.

I like PZ audio as well. So many little things like dripping tap water

[bronze moat]

Man… both those games STILL scare me.

I replayed alien last year on second hardest difficulty. I have never survived without rage quitting on the hardest

[quartz plank]

nerdgamersteve

[bronze moat]

Ever play Eternal Darkness on GameCube?

The game messes with your TV and even does a fake error message that your save files are corrupted.

As PART OF THE GAME

[bronze moat]

Hiya

[frosty tulip]

Never owned a GameCube

[heady basin]

i’ve seen videos about that, it’s a genius concept

[bronze moat]

Absolutely BRILLIANT game tbh. Just not much hype.

But since the game was all about going crazy, hallucinating, and never knowing what was real, the meta of it making you restart your console or think the game was broken was really cool

[tall glen]

ED was great

[bronze moat]

I played it when it came out. Still own my physical copy

Zombie U was also the BEST launch title for the wii-U.

Sadly it was not promoted, but I swear it would have sold more consoles if Nintendo let people know about the game (it’s ubisoft back when they made GOOD games).

[heady basin]

i adore hidden gems in the horror genre like eternal darkness
especially psychological horror

it’s just chef’s kiss

[frosty tulip]

Generally I can't stand psychological horror, usually my fav is somewhat realistic horror

Enemies that are just other dudes

[bronze moat]

If you can get an emulator or a old gamecube, playing eternal darkness is worth it

[bronze moat]

Zombie U was clever. 1990 england zombie oubreak. Main weapon a cricket bat.

You die, you get replaced by another survivor average joe. Like zomboid in that regard.

Or you play permadeath.

[frosty tulip]

Pretty sure Zombi was set in 2012

[bronze moat]

Plus zombie U had the FIRST ZOMBIE RAVE in a video game.

An NPC survivor house has a rave in his apartment and the zeds are all just hanging out in his living room

Steam has it, but it was sooo much more fun using a touch screen to sort your inventory and use the map

[frosty tulip]

Ye I just played Zombi instead since I ain't buying a WiiU for that

[bronze moat]

Still a fun game. Worth a playthrough for old school zombies

[frosty tulip]

But when I mean realistic horror, I more just mean human enemies, like Condemned

[bronze moat]

I remember playing on perma death. Final level. Going for the chopper.

I stepped on a ladder….. ded

[frosty tulip]

Except the weird hallucination cult shit, god they shoulda just scrapped that from the game

[bronze moat]

Oh! That male tomb raider game…..

The twist ending was pretty scary

Uncharted!

I also really liked the old The Thing. Direct sequel to the movie.

Another gamecube game that was really frikkin cool for its time

[toxic relic]

the guy from uncharted

is hot

thats the reason i started to play the games as a younger man

[vital marten]

Nathan Drake?

[toxic relic]

shallow reason

[toxic relic]

yes

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/nathan-drake-uncharted-ooh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-9184778113393470225

[toxic relic]

the games are eh

but he's generically attractive

blank canvas protagonist man

[silent copper]

Quirked up white boy with a whole lotta swagger busting it down sexual style

[vital marten]

He’s for a likable face for sure

[dim cloak]

Sucks but I have to change Linux Distros. again. bc for some reason steam decided to turn invisible.

Changing from Zorin OS to PureOS.

Unfortunately I'm restricted to whatever distros are compatible with my wifi usb adapter.

[random nova]

Wii U is the definitive version to play it

speaking as someone who played it on the wii u

[frosty tulip]

I know the WiiU version is better, but I'm not buying a WiiU for it

Already got my Steamdeck

[oblique stream]

Connect it to a pc and use it as a wii u controller

[native ingot]

@barren quest build 42 before build 43 is wild work

[last spoke]

It... already is a PC

[native ingot]

what is a plural system mate

@last spoke

[last spoke]

I mean, you could read the rest of the bio

[native ingot]

it's not very well at explaining that is mate

[floral fiber]

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258908958580539504/1295131967964053544/attachment.gif

[last spoke]

I can link you a website where you can find more info if you want

[native ingot]

just explain it mate

[last spoke]

There's not much to explain beyond yeah, we're a plural system, we exist and do so happily

[smoky rampart]

An organism as a whole, especially with regard to its vital processes or functions.

A group of physiologically or anatomically related organs or parts.

[native ingot]

WHAT IS A PLURAL SYSTEM MATE😭

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[smoky rampart]

Definition of a plural system

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[last spoke]

That's just not it though

[smoky rampart]

This is too much art student for me tonight

I'm gaen back to my haggis cave

[neat moat]

I only know the outdated term unfortunately

to define it that is

[smoky rampart]

Take it up with google then

[last spoke]

What in the goddamn did you Google to get that result?

[frosty tulip]

Can you get us some Irn Bru while ur there?

[native ingot]

@last spoke wait so like its multiple people in one?

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-cat-cat-ufo-cat-alien-gif-3384631766534325906

[smoky rampart]

Plural System Definition

[floral fiber]

[smoky rampart]

Aer ye gonnae pay shippin'

[pulsar osprey]

Out of genuine curiosity do you have split personality disorder or something along those lines?

[neat moat]

"A group of multiple identities, headmates, or alters sharing a body"

this is what I got

[native ingot]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[frosty tulip]

Fuck that, I love Irn Bru but the price dude, once in a blue moon thing

[smoky rampart]

[smoky rampart]

Aye that's fair tbh

[floral fiber]

[pulsar osprey]

Sorry I meant Dissociative Identity Disorder

[neat moat]

I didn't see that result either

[smoky rampart]

Orange Liquid filled with 8 different kinds of sugar and enough iron to make you swear you popped a blood vessel in your tongue will cost a lot nowadays.

[frosty tulip]

Well that and I'm not too massive on soft drinks either, I like having my teeth not actively decaying

[native ingot]

what even is scotland

[slate sage]

Do you actually like Irn Bru?

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, it's pretty good

[slate sage]

😐

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-worried-scared-look-gif-8638656502059525123

[last spoke]

Yeah this, how on earth did Marsh get that other result

[slate sage]

You are lost

[smoky rampart]

https://tenor.com/bQJ3x.gif

[frosty tulip]

I'd say the same to people who like coca cola

[slate sage]

Wouldn't be me

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-epic-embed-fail-fail-funny-gif-21341768

[smoky rampart]

[floral fiber]

[last spoke]

How are you Recruit, Builder and undisclosed?

[floral fiber]

And special name don't forgor

[slate sage]

A unique set of talents, that Mallow

[floral fiber]

[smoky rampart]

I'm a spooky one

👻

[last spoke]

Apparently

[floral fiber]

Being Scottish is how

[frosty tulip]

Mallow bribed nasko with a pallet of Irn Bru, that's how

[floral fiber]

Magic creatures with a unicorn

[last spoke]

I just be bad at video games and shitpost on occasion

[slate sage]

Pretty sure he's been here since the day the discord was made

[smoky rampart]

Don't give away my secrets!

[neat moat]

"they may take out lives, but they may never take our freeeeedom!"

[smoky rampart]

I think so? Maybe a week or so after it was made.

I've been lurking so long the years blend together.

[slate sage]

Nah pretty sure same day

[smoky rampart]

Goddamn

[slate sage]

When we moved away from skype

and then almost a year or so until we opened it up?

I think

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-sl-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-secret-lab-fail-gif-13683353381831519481

[slate sage]

When's pz chats first msg

[smoky rampart]

A long, long, long time ago.

[slate sage]

September 16

[last spoke]

So hey nasKo, CM would be the right term to describe your position right?
What's it like?

[slate sage]

Not quite a year then

[frosty tulip]

Ah Skype, god I remember using that all the time, wasn't great

[slate sage]

Yeah we joined the same day

2016 dude

fuck

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-grandpa-gif-14729663161359511049

[frosty tulip]

Almost 9 years ago god damn

[smoky rampart]

🙂

😐

👴

[slate sage]

hahah

[neat moat]

you know I think my og account was made in 2016

[smoky rampart]

That'll be ten years next year...

[last spoke]

Anyone here played Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes?

[slate sage]

Only in VR I think

[smoky rampart]

It's 4aM tho I'm going to bed

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-explosion-gif-11079301938727146216

[frosty tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-old-man-saving-private-gif-13333225

[slate sage]

Sleep well boo boo

[floral fiber]

That is early

[last spoke]

That game, like no joke, is a fucking gigantic portion of what kicked off the events to me existing to the capacity we do now
It's nearly a decade old now

What the FUCK

[slate sage]

I learned a lot of cursewords from playing it with people

[last spoke]

Pfft

[smoky rampart]

I'll never forget the day Nasko first said Tadger

[heavy ivy]

The art of miscommunication

[smoky rampart]

(He never did I'm just gaslighting you)

[last spoke]

Gaslighting isn't a real thing

[floral fiber]

I will never forget this day

[last spoke]

You just made that up

You're crazy

[rain mango]

Does anyone wanna play with me

[heavy ivy]

gaslighting isn't real, it never existed

dunno where you heard of it

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258908958580539504/1295131967964053544/attachment.gif

[heavy ivy]

this gif makes my neck tingle and paws feel icky lol

[last spoke]

Is it better or worse than the baseball bat one with the apple on the kid's head?

[heavy ivy]

...i don't think we've seen that one?

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[heavy ivy]

Balls.

[slate sage]

Balls.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/squishy-pufferfish-meme-funny-plus-gif-20796782

[stone nexus]

Its been 1080 times so far.

[heavy ivy]

World balls peace achieved

[last spoke]

This should be the header image of the next thursdoid on the Steam news section

[stone nexus]

The image of a defeated man, picturing "Balls." just resonates so heavily; I agree wholeheartedly.

[heavy ivy]

oh, Balls.

[floral fiber]

Ball strike inbound

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/starsector-gryphon-mustelid-gif-25994650

The combat is starsector is way too fun 😆

[dire timber]

no pls the flashbangs

[ruby river]

:3

[dire timber]

:3?!

[vital marten]

I gotcha duck

[ruby river]

:3

[floral fiber]

:(

[dire timber]

3:

[karmic jetty]

[livid notch]

[last spoke]

Good news lads,
https://www.tumblr.com/plushmax/771079942327910400

It's this thing Tuesday

[karmic jetty]

wut is that thing

[stone nexus]

Oh my god, thing!!!!!111!one

[silent copper]

Looks like something you’d find in the Mariana Trench

[karmic jetty]

can i consoom it

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[karmic jetty]

[floral fiber]

[silent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[livid notch]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[karmic jetty]

no thats mario

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1160358195567546388/attachment-1-1-2.gif

[karmic jetty]

dummy

[last spoke]

Target audience reached

[karmic jetty]

we honger

[silent copper]

Is it?

[karmic jetty]

hahahahahaha

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/chomp-bite-arm-gif-7083692912057941766

[silent copper]

Violence

[last spoke]

🟣Mrp does this :3

[onyx igloo]

I just had an idea

[stone nexus]

I've never seen duplicate effects on nitro-emojis

[silent copper]

An idea!? Haven’t seen one of those in a while

[last spoke]

Whoh

[onyx igloo]

Imagine if PZ had modern phones and modern day humor

[karmic jetty]

he pogging

[stone nexus]

CATPOG

[last spoke]

🟣"Modern" Humour would be rather out of place in 1993, no?

[onyx igloo]

Nuh-uh

I'm waving my non physical finger at you

[silent copper]

I’m fully convinced the eye of ra meme alone could kill a mediaeval peasant

[karmic jetty]

that would just be left 4 ded

[silent copper]

Pills here

[karmic jetty]

antinormalpillen here

[onyx igloo]

I just imagine a zombie banging on some guys door and him just opening the door and whapping the zombie with a gardening trowel a couple of times lol

[silent copper]

Ever tell you about that time my buddy Keith tried to deepfry turkey? Third degree burns all over his body

hunter pounce.wav

[karmic jetty]

pounce?

[onyx igloo]

(In the perspective of a phone camera)

[karmic jetty]

[last spoke]

Ellis is so scrungly

[onyx igloo]

I can talk like Ellis a bit

[karmic jetty]

i can rhyme orange with bornana

[silent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hunter-l4d-left-4-dead-pounce-gif-4022317405279704633

[silent copper]

Banana

[karmic jetty]

borange

[onyx igloo]

This is what I see when I open the door to a big dog.

An idiot of a big dog, too.

[silent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/werewolf-jump-gif-12650202

[last spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/im-come-you-im-come-you-roblox-gif-21531596

[onyx igloo]

Charging up my bad words

[neat moat]

pov: you're a toddler and "princess" the pit bull says hi

[last spoke]

I could send this to Maki and it would reply "That's me :3"

[onyx igloo]

Are any of yalls cats chill with being worn as a hat for a bit?

[silent copper]

Rules of dogs, if it’s named princess then it’s an asshole

If it’s named gargaroth the impaler then it’s probably just a cutie patootie

[onyx igloo]

I can wear my cat like a fashion item and she really won't care

[onyx igloo]

If it's a chihuahua, run

[silent copper]

chihuahuas are a spawn of SATAN

THEY ARE SO VIOLENT ITS INSANE

THEY ARE THE ONE CREATURE BESIDES POLAR BEARS THAT ARENT SCARED OF PEOPLE

THEIR WHOLE EXISTENCE IS TO EAT SLEEP AND START SHIT WITH RANDOM THINGS

[heavy ivy]

hunter scream .mp3

[last spoke]

Here's a blue heeler we had to drug so he wouldn't be so flighty while getting his vaccines (He remained just as flighty as the first attempt)

[heavy ivy]

HES SO ADORBS

nice doggo :3

[ruby river]

meow

[onyx igloo]

You know if I get angry at a game, or scared
I pause and walk the entirety of my house.

In circles, I never really thought about it

[heavy ivy]

yipyip!

[stone nexus]

I've never thought about this lol

I get angry at jumpscares and stuff, no fear, just hate losing progress in games and stuff so I would rather not

[ruby river]

balls

[onyx igloo]

Sphere.

[stone nexus]

Balls. 🤝

[onyx igloo]

Guys how do I achieve steady income I want cool things to buy

[wraith dust]

Bolitas

[silent copper]

Balls?

[silent copper]

Gamble

Or just find a job that pays well, limit your spending and save money til you can afford the things you want to get

Save like 500-1000 a month depending on your paycheck

Oh yea don’t forget to budget too

[onyx igloo]

Ok

They won't let me do the first one legally so

Find a job it is

[stone nexus]

Literally invest in something like a house

Sadly the only way to "achieve income" is to "have" something that you don't use but others do

[ruby river]

sell drugs

[stone nexus]

In other words, rent stuff

[slate sage]

An unsatiable need and ability to exploit the working class

[stone nexus]

Become the sharklord

[onyx igloo]

Loanshark

[silent copper]

That’s for neeeeerds just rob your local gas station

[onyx igloo]

Anybody else hate handwriting?

It makes my wrist hurt in seconds and it looks like I'm in 1st grade

[silent copper]

You ever have handwriting so bad the teachers give up and force you to type everything?

[dawn spade]

Job

[oblique stream]

I wish I had

My handwriting is bad, but not bad enough for that

[dawn spade]

I love this. Very boomer of you.

Guys im broke,
oh idk bro, just buy a house then.

[silent copper]

In this economy!?

[onyx igloo]

my grandpa gave me his desert storm jacket so i'm not able to make boomer jokes anymore

[oblique stream]

Just travel back in time and buy houses

Shouldn't be that hard

[silent copper]

Oh dayum

[onyx igloo]

its only been worn like, 20-ish times

[ruby river]

if i could go back in time 20 years I would buy 100,000 bitcoin and a house

[stone nexus]

Well, that's how it is; "how to make money? Just have money bro"

If there was a magical way to achieve money, don't you think everyone would have tried already?

Okayyyy, want some actual advice? Look out for people who like their job, make them your friend, then when the time comes either join them or pair with them to make something else

[silent copper]

Thanks for the insight! May as well tell me to win the lottery

[silent copper]

There was that whole thing where people would comit literal fraud using checks

But yeah

Illegal af

[stone nexus]

Yeahhh, you can say that's quite a brute example of "you need money to make money"

[silent copper]

Same mfers who say “oh if you don’t like your job just quit”

Yknow how hard it is to get a job nowadays

It’s a pain in the ass I’ll tell you that

[ruby river]

if there was an easy way to cheat the system then everyone would do it

[stone nexus]

You know how many people just lie on their resumes because noone reads them?

The whole job-hunting panorama is absolute ass, disliking your job is honestly a non-issue; you have a better chance of getting a promotion in your dead-end 5-19 job than actually trying something out by yourself and it fucking sucks

[vestal merlin]

I got insane jokers chat (it's seeded :()

[silent copper]

Yea, it sucks

Hell I know some people who make their friends pretend they are an ex boss so they can get a good reference

[stone nexus]

Heh

Hehehe

Yeah.

[last spoke]

Predictable as yesterday's weather

[silent copper]

https://tenor.com/view/khaos-joseph-gif-25078970

[split bane]

😭

[last spoke]

:3

[hexed sand]

anyone looking for admin? been playing pz for more then 1000 hours and been admin before too

[last spoke]

These things are usually done through an application process, no?

[neat moat]

did discord remove the pfp switching cooldown?

[heavy ivy]

:3

[last spoke]

The whatnow?

[silent copper]

There’s a cooldown?

[neat moat]

there was

A few years back when I was adjusting my pfp one too many times it gave me like a day cool down

something along the lines of "whoa there buddy, you're changing your identity too fast"

[lilac quarry]

I'd be surprised if it still wasn't in place tbh

[dawn spade]

If you have a half decent job you have the ability to create decent wealth in your life

[simple bear]

yeppers

[dawn spade]

Its a choice between live a good life or be rich, good life wins. But the difference is mentality and actions.

[karmic jetty]

we ate

[lilac quarry]

ok bigpoo

[karmic jetty]

im not bigpoo

[dawn spade]

And a healthy amount of luck

[dawn spade]

And other things

[karmic jetty]

that would be blasphemous

[lilac quarry]

ok blasphemer

[karmic jetty]

blasphemer hardly know er

[lilac quarry]

ok stinkname fartass

[karmic jetty]

whats that convo above im missing

[stone nexus]

Yeppers, I can't afford much myself, but I don't need to because I have all the basics covered with a very modest life quality ensured; that allows me to have a very fair amount of free time.

[floral plinth]

alguien habla español?

[silent copper]

Stuff about jobs and money

[stone nexus]

Sure, I also cannot do much else because by then I don't have the extra to spare, but I'd rather not have to worry about it.

[karmic jetty]

im still kinda half job hunting myself

i say half bcs im picky

[restive pollen]

It’s absolutely possible to become pretty damn successful in life, but I wouldn’t say like full on billionaire rich is possible for average person

[lilac quarry]

just apply to be a billionaire

[dawn spade]

Are u in uni,

[dawn spade]

Ye. I dont think ur average person can be a billionare

[restive pollen]

I’m gonna work my ass off, get a nice, well paying job doing something with drugs or the like and enjoy my life

[lilac quarry]

zeerol join me and become a fed

[dawn spade]

But millionare probably

[karmic jetty]

sign me up

i want pawah

[lilac quarry]

I might jump ship

[dawn spade]

Actually ur average persons already a millionare

[restive pollen]

Drug jobs, like developing vaccines and antibiotics pay pretty damn well depending on what part of industry ur in

[dawn spade]

Maybe in the 10s of millions is the cutoff for average people

[restive pollen]

Absolutely possible

[lilac quarry]

millionaire almost guaranteed for a lot of industry professionals tbh

if you're smart

[dawn spade]

Ye

[lilac quarry]

and by smart I mean not an idiot

[dawn spade]

Ye

[karmic jetty]

a lil bit of capital and some luck and bam ur a millionaire

[restive pollen]

Average person saving well could get maybe 1.5 million on the high end, but work your ass off and be very money smart you could definitely see like 4-5

[dawn spade]

Litterally just buy a house a car and dont go on to bankrupt yourself and uv made the millionare club

[restive pollen]

I’m more of the 1.5 million camp though

Would rather have a bit less money, in exchange for a bit more luxurious life

[lilac quarry]

I LOVE AVOCADOS

just annihilated two of them

[karmic jetty]

uhh i dont think thats average person

[dawn spade]

I like experiences

I dont care about luxury stuff but i like to do things

[restive pollen]

I feel like as soon as I get a house, a car, and some good things for my house, I feel like I’ll just be sated and won’t want anything more

[lilac quarry]

broke boi mentality

get your money up not your funny up

[livid notch]

Why not both

[karmic jetty]

[lilac quarry]

the kevin hart route

[silent copper]

Why can’t I get both up

[restive pollen]

We’re not talking achieving this money in your 20s lmao

[silent copper]

Become famous comedian

Genius

Oh right you have to be funny

[restive pollen]

I’m 22 and from working really hard at my job I’m a BILLIONAIRE 🥶🥶

[silent copper]

And funny I am not

[karmic jetty]

im gonna be a kik gambling streamer

infinite clams

[dawn spade]

:0 im 25 and havent even made it yet

O, happy birthday by the way

[lilac quarry]

it's crazy to think that by 30 I'll have enough for a down payment on a house, but not nearly enough to buy the house outright

insanity

[dawn spade]

U turned 22 since i last spoke to u

[oblique stream]

And react streamer

At the same time

[karmic jetty]

chat chat chat is this real

[strange spruce]

chat is this real

[silent copper]

Xqc shit

[lilac quarry]

a house here is an average 1mil

[icy vigil]

but you're 43

[silent copper]

Chat chat clip that clip that

Chat is this real

[onyx igloo]

blender is not being nice to me

[karmic jetty]

yoo chat this is crazy chat yoo tq for the twitch sub

[lilac quarry]

@karmic jetty just do a rug pull

and let me in on it plz

[oblique stream]

https://tenor.com/view/wrath5-rider-doritos-eat-gamer-gif-24775508

[karmic jetty]

ill do a rugpull once im famous

[dawn spade]

Do a rub and pull?

[onyx igloo]

its 12 am i don't think i need to be doing this

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/petting-rabits-caring-love-caretaking-gif-1858029544273374352

[oblique stream]

Do not rub and pull

[silent copper]

Sell a bitcoin to ur fans say it’s gonna make them rich then sell all of it

Ez money

[simple bear]

https://tenor.com/view/micah-bell-rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-red-dead-redemption-micah-death-gif-20119297

[karmic jetty]

heard about that kid who did a rugpull recently

[onyx igloo]

who said I WASN'T gonna do it

[karmic jetty]

dood was like an actual child and made a few grands

[lilac quarry]

a few grand?

[silent copper]

I know the person behind the Eugh hawk tuah meme got arrested for a bit coin scam

[lilac quarry]

brokeboi

[oblique stream]

Almost any popular twitch streamer shit

[restive pollen]

Thank u assisain 🙏

[dawn spade]

Tf is a rugpull

[lilac quarry]

tell him to tawk tuah

[simple bear]

30k or somethin

one i saw

[lilac quarry]

30k? brokeboi

[karmic jetty]

blud did it a few times lol

ppl still fall for it

[simple bear]

some streamer started pumping his coin on live so he dumped or somethin

[lilac quarry]

and joshua will too.

[restive pollen]

I’m so fucking lucky that my mother has fully paid off my childhood home, this sounds dirty but I am absolutely renting/not settling down until she moves out/into a home, or I’d rather not think about it but dies, and then moving in

[silent copper]

Pretty much it’s this

offer nfts or bitcoins
say it’s gonna make people rich
once the stocks are high sell all of it then watch the price of the coin plummet

Or something like that idk

[karmic jetty]

word u lookin for is crypo

[lilac quarry]

I mean dude that's the reality, I get you 100%[

[karmic jetty]

crypto

[oblique stream]

You have a rug

[silent copper]

Thank you

[lilac quarry]

I wish my parents didn't do what they did so I could have something

[oblique stream]

And you pull it

[restive pollen]

It’s an amazing house too, would’ve taken a lot longer to pay off but we got a massive insurance payout

[oblique stream]

I wish my parents were rich

[lilac quarry]

I guess same

[oblique stream]

Is it too much to ask

[dawn spade]

U know the economies going well when 22 year olds have to look forward to there parents dying

[karmic jetty]

crazy how ur spawn point affects ur build

[lilac quarry]

it's a really bad feeling when it happens lol

[silent copper]

That’s a sign of a stable economy for sure

[restive pollen]

Guys btw i wouldn’t do it but I get why some people do insurance fraud

[lilac quarry]

me too

[silent copper]

Most criminals do shit out of desperation

[dawn spade]

I for legal reasons have not ever done that

[lilac quarry]

why wouldn't you tho (unless you were criminal scum of course)

[oblique stream]

How hard could it be to become rich

[dawn spade]

But if i had i would of left the door to my car open after it was ridden off with my keys in it

And waited for someone to steal it

[icy vigil]

just go to the gym lmao

[silent copper]

Just rob a bank lmao

[restive pollen]

My dad got cancer, and we got a fuck off 800k from it, and then when he unfortunately passed (I love you dad forever and always) we got around 2 million because of him being the breadwinner and us having a beefy insurance policy + something to do with his cancer

[oblique stream]

Just have a lot of money

[onyx igloo]

yippee ky yay

[oblique stream]

Sounds easy

[restive pollen]

I would trade all that money and more for him back don’t get me wrong at all

But I mean

[lilac quarry]

a real man

[karmic jetty]

put me into squid gang chat

[lilac quarry]

even in his death he provided for his family, what a king

THAT'S KING SHIT

[restive pollen]

I’m sorry but GODAMN BRO

[onyx igloo]

my dad makes me good chili

[dawn spade]

I provide my family with 20k of debt i die to day

[karmic jetty]

20 grand u owe me

[stone nexus]

Crazy to think that a teenager will only be able to afford a house either by their parents dying or fully by themselves by age ~50/65

[lilac quarry]

and being financially perfect in every way

[stone nexus]

... if things hold at this rate and we don't get another world-sized catastrophe

[lilac quarry]

it's gonna happen in 3 days

[stone nexus]

How come?

[restive pollen]

I’m also glad my mother is just cold like that, despite the fact she wasn’t working, she was like nah I’m not gonna just use this, and she got a pretty decent job at a big company

[lilac quarry]

the wind told me

[stone nexus]

lmao

[dawn spade]

What if we just gave away houses, with loan of course, but instead of having to cough up like a 100k to initiate the loan we just gave it out

[stone nexus]

Real shit, Covid enabled workload in my country, that's how I've got leeway into trucking

[dawn spade]

Would that be a good thing or a bad thing economically

[stone nexus]

People just needed to die ig

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lilac quarry]

the boomer remover

[stone nexus]

lmaooooo

[dawn spade]

Big war 3 bby

[karmic jetty]

war is bad

[lilac quarry]

but it never changes

[stone nexus]

War is hell. 😎

[brazen lantern]

not for profits!!!!!

[dawn spade]

It arguably definitely changes

[karmic jetty]

my apologies lockheed martin i did not understand ur game

[dawn spade]

How, this whole conversations been about money

[restive pollen]

So many other people would just use that money to live on, but she got a job and actually used it wisely, which means if she wants to she has another 1.4 million slammed onto her retirement money, but she’s probably going to give a decent chunk to me and my brother so eh

[lilac quarry]

QUEEN

[karmic jetty]

mmm moni

[pseudo fox]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-true-fact-checked-fact-checked-by-real-catgirls-real-catgirls-gif-6150500953193565843

[restive pollen]

Money is unlike what they say, and is the KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE 😛😛😛

Don’t go out on dates, or with friends, don’t hang out

[karmic jetty]

gib me 20 grand and ill double it trust

[restive pollen]

JUST GET THOSE DIGITS UP EHH??

[lilac quarry]

it's kinda of wild to think that my career pays so well but it's this job that really makes me live comfortably, because without it, my life would certainly be much more of a struggle

[dawn spade]

The goal is of course to have a big pit of money and just stare at it

[lilac quarry]

crazy how one thing changes and life is completely different

[last spoke]

I love how when, say a new console generation releases and someone buys hundreds of units to later resell them at a markup we have a word for that

They're called a scalper

But replace console generation with housing development

Suddenly they're an investor

[restive pollen]

Scrooge mcduck looking ass but I’m not complaining

[karmic jetty]

susiety

and bribes are called lobbying

[lilac quarry]

and murder is called telemarketing

[stone nexus]

Money moves mountains~

[dawn spade]

Tilda

[lilac quarry]

zeerol if you become rich can you wire me like $50

[karmic jetty]

sure

[stone nexus]

Dildo goofy ahh pronunciation

[karmic jetty]

remind me in 10 yrs

[lilac quarry]

ok I meant 50,000

so thanks

[last spoke]

Thing is, Zee would consider $50 rich

[oblique stream]

What

[heavy ivy]

billionares when i show them my genuine relationship with another person (the one thing they cant buy)

[dawn spade]

Wot

[karmic jetty]

[heavy ivy]

and 50$ is 50$, we take that

[dawn spade]

Did i just get called a dildo?

[restive pollen]

Lobbying is actually cool most of the time it’s just the high level shit that’s bad, on a functional level it means that anybody can walk into a politicians office and directly ask him to do something, eg a dude who is affecting by housing crisis can go up to his premiere and not be turned away, the premiere needs to sit down and listen

But functionally it means that high level company guys

[oblique stream]

Yes

[last spoke]

We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2027

[dawn spade]

Sounds messy

[heavy ivy]

chainsaw stock goes up by 12%

[karmic jetty]

what if we do a purge night but only against corpos

[oblique stream]

Should cut them to smaller pieces

Easier to eat

[lilac quarry]

and that was the last time we ever heard from zeerol

they got zeerol like they got billjoe

[restive pollen]

Can invite politicians out to dinner to “discuss” what things they think the politician should do, but… omg they’re so nice!!! As a “free” complementary part of dinner they’ve just given that politician a CAR OMG WOAH

[dawn spade]

I wish people baught me a car everytime they wanted to hang

[lilac quarry]

so you'd be taking the bus anyway?

HEYO

https://tenor.com/view/fire-chris-meloni-burn-elliot-stabler-undercover-gif-13509196051557363528

[karmic jetty]

just buy a bus

[restive pollen]

and… a really nice suitcase??? Woah the inside is filled with MONEY, I mean they say that’s it’s just a gift, that they’re not making me do anything but… woah dude 😭😭

[dawn spade]

I have a car, but also i could sell it

[restive pollen]

But seriously, I’m of the opinion that politicians should just do whatever I say

[dawn spade]

Its blue and has wheels

[restive pollen]

Just me

Nobody else

[dawn spade]

The engine only yells ay me a little

[oblique stream]

Isnt it nice when good people totally unbiased and only out of goodwill gift you a car

[brazen lantern]

Took a while to find the clip I was thinking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYiI-RSmkCk

[oblique stream]

To sell it

Car is unprofitable in current economy

[dawn spade]

Not when there free...

[lilac quarry]

I ordered socks off amazon but when I came home and brought the package inside, it was made of a different material than the normal packaging. I attempted to open it, but it required a super sharp knife, like to the point where I had to sharpen a knife in the kitchen and then open it. As I cut the seams away to expose the weakness in the frame of the box, I could swear I heard screaming or faint wimpering. I opened the box only to find a note that said "you know what to do" and there was a black pistol in the box

or something like that

[karmic jetty]

do ppl really buy cars and think of resell value

[oblique stream]

Have you seen the gas and repair prices

[stone nexus]

"Just buy a bus"

[lilac quarry]

I did

[dawn spade]

No

[stone nexus]

People undervalue buses so much

[dawn spade]

Actually yes

Designer cars they do

But real cars no

[lilac quarry]

just buy a blimp

[karmic jetty]

kirov reporting

[dawn spade]

Remember when they thought a blimp would make a good war vessel

[karmic jetty]

blimps are sick dood

https://tenor.com/view/kirov-kirov-reporting-kirov-airship-bombardiers-to-your-stations-helium-mix-optimal-gif-6508128564212813667

[oblique stream]

And run into observatory to meet your FIB friend

[stone nexus]

House ✅
Truck ✅
Job ✅
Easy to maintain (relatively) ✅

Yeah, buses are goated

[karmic jetty]

i like the idea of living like in a mobile home

[dawn spade]

Do it

[karmic jetty]

it prolly suck ass tho

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/sitting-dogs-happily-dogs-on-the-bus-dogs-in-the-car-dogs-on-a-trip-gif-26144659

[stone nexus]

It does to an extent

[dawn spade]

Its fun for a while, kinda novel

[stone nexus]

There's only so much insulation you can do, and its not spaceous at all

[karmic jetty]

always wonder how plumbing works in those thingamajigs

[stone nexus]

Simple: no

[dawn spade]

Perfectly

Shit outside

[stone nexus]

Bro you literally cut a hole in the floor

[oblique stream]

Shit flows down the road while you drive

[karmic jetty]

poop on the go

[dawn spade]

No

U shit outside

[stone nexus]

The poop chute

[dawn spade]

Uh uh

[lilac quarry]

just put an ostomy bag in yourself

[karmic jetty]

wut

[dawn spade]

But that still has to get taken outside

[karmic jetty]

is that the poo bag

[oblique stream]

It creates obstacles for other drivers

Ike jn mariocart

[lilac quarry]

the poop purse

[dawn spade]

How eo the poo bags work

Do u have to get surgery to empty it everytime or what?

[lilac quarry]

no

just a surgery to have it placed

a medical miracle, what a wicked invention

I LOVE SCIENCE

[karmic jetty]

is that considered cyberware

[stone nexus]

lmfao imagine you are just driving on the highway behind a motorhome and the car behind you just slides into the siderail because the guy infront decided to take a shit mid-travel

[dawn spade]

Clothware

[lilac quarry]

poopware

[karmic jetty]

so long poop knife hello poop purse

[dawn spade]

Spiffo aproved

[karmic jetty]

thanks spiffo very cool

[oblique stream]

Laughed way too hard imagining that

[pseudo fox]

!dance

[prime thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986951681822580736/1013627138454327296/breakdance.gif

[heavy ivy]

horrors of genchat

[safe fjord]

Hi plushbees

[heavy ivy]

hello

[safe fjord]

Gen chat is quite quiet today? Hahaha

[stone nexus]

DeGen chat slow today yeah

[livid notch]

[heavy ivy]

bill stare is a really cool version of that meme

poor guy, it's all coming back to him

[plain needle]

[pseudo fox]

I wish there was a 4 foot tall spiffo plush

[heavy ivy]

very huggable

[plain needle]

[heavy ivy]

not enough red arrows

[stone nexus]

Are you gonna make me do this

[heavy ivy]

how else am i supposed to know the important pixels from the less important ones

[stone nexus]

Of course.

[last spoke]

Put artificer there

[stone nexus]

Put it there yourself

[last spoke]

Can't, on mobile

[stone nexus]

Can't on Paint

[dim cloak]

Okay, turns out PureOS is made to be against things like Steam, so I need to switch distros. again. again. I'm thinking Manjaro/KDE Plasma.

[last spoke]

KDE Plasma is a DE not a Distro

[dim cloak]

point is, i need a new OS.

[last spoke]

We're on EOS

Manjaro and EOS are great because they're literally just an arch installation with a starter pack of things you were gonna do already

[dim cloak]

I'll check it out after I flash to Manjaro. PureOS's built-in browser keeps crashing

[stone nexus]

I'd say the obvious but I think its obvious enough

[last spoke]

I'd 100% recommend EOS because it has tools to streamline a lot of stuff

Especially Nvidia

Which is notoriously a BIIIITCH to work with

[dim cloak]

I have AMD so...

[last spoke]

Ah, that's even more plug & play

But yeag, EOS' installer is great

[last spoke]

Explodes you with my mind

[kind estuary]

any way I can edit a game save like I can for multiplay but in singleplayer?

I just want to turn off zombie respawn but forgot to before I started

[dim cloak]

Sandbox Options mod

[kind estuary]

do you know if it's updated for b42?

[dim cloak]

I would like to stick with the same commands as Debian tbh, since I'm only recently getting used to those

[dim cloak]

Yep, I can confirm myself

[livid notch]

@toxic hawk

[last spoke]

Well Manjaro is also arch so like

[dim cloak]

Hahaaaaa, I have gotten very little sleep for the past 2 days.

[livid notch]

Why

[dim cloak]

idk I'm still learning

[last spoke]

Look, Debian is for people that like being out of date

[dim cloak]

k

sorry if I'm being annoyibg

[last spoke]

Literally the whole thing is everything is several versions behind for "compatibility"

If you're not first you're LAST

[dim cloak]

Ahh. I see. Okay

[last spoke]

I am on the BLEEDING EDGE OF WHAT IS POSS
🟣You actively ignore the 1000+ upstream updates notifications

SHUDDUP

[karmic jetty]

my mission after hair dries and im dressed: figure out streamlabs or whatever and maybe draw later in the evening
surely i wont procrastinate

[dim cloak]

?

[last spoke]

He's being mean to me :(