if this is about literal transformers I will let this slide
#general_chat
jovial latch
toxic relic
gay men are drawn to hulky robots
plush cobalt
if this is about literal transformers I will let this slide
It is
cedar hornet
Uhhh uhmm
toxic relic
i happen to fall under that group
cedar hornet
Dang chat's gay again
jovial latch
I thought you were just being vaguely transphobic
toxic relic
if this is about literal transformers I will let this slide
robots in disguise is a tf series
toxic hawk
Wait are you guys actually t/@&8’g
yeah we need to kill this prson
neat moat
For me robots seem too sharp. Like I'd accidentally cut myself
jovial latch
I like bumblebee
heavy ivy
chat was always gay, we all a little wholesome here
plush cobalt
We are not fond of transphobia here
jovial latch
yeah we need to kill this prson
Sorry I was typing and I just gave up
plush cobalt
Anyone who is is quiet about it because they know we aren't
toxic relic
I thought you were just being vaguely transphobic
no im genuinely a huge transformers fan
jovial latch
We are not fond of transphobia here
that’s refreshing
toxic relic
real
neat moat
the only transphobia hides in the vcs
toxic relic
I like bumblebee
jovial latch
🤨
cedar hornet
Lurking
toxic relic
the rats will kill them
cedar hornet
neat moat
crazy?
jovial latch
no don’t do it
jovial latch
I love caving in zombie skulls with my boots
neat moat
they put me into a room
plush cobalt
A rubber tomb
toxic relic
a rubber toom with rats
jovial latch
I LVOE SMOKIGN AWEED
toxic relic
real
neat moat
a rubber room with rats
jovial latch
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️weed
plush cobalt
The imagery of a rubber tomb is really strange
neat moat
the rats made me crazy
toxic relic
The imagery of a rubber tomb is really strange
every tomb scene in a movie
dim cloak
Finally broke 1000 hours of PZ
toxic relic
its cool knowing stunt shit cause you look at the floors/sharp corners in fight scenes and they bend under the weight of people
plush cobalt
I guess it makes sense that they'd be artificial but I wouldn't have assumed rubber
toxic relic
cause theyre actually soft
neat moat
what are we talking about now
plush cobalt
what are we talking about now
Phonetics
dim cloak
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️weed
why would you do that tho
toxic relic
Were you a stuntman before you turned to mathematics
i have had many jobs
jovial latch
I love weed
toxic relic
i am a wordly man
neat moat
what species
toxic relic
wordly
plush cobalt
i have had many jobs
Evaded the question in a sly way 🧐
toxic relic
worldly
plush cobalt
World
jovial latch
why would you do that tho
feels good
toxic relic
Evaded the question in a sly way 🧐
deflection is a talent
jovial latch
I am mentally ill
toxic relic
go go gadget evasion
neat moat
I can neither confirm nor deny these accusations
plush cobalt
You'll need to deflect harder to get it past me, you know that's a skill I've trained
ruby river
I am mentally ill
congrats
neat moat
please don't eat the weed
plush cobalt
Hello, bank? Yes it's quiche. I'd like to refill my weed card with some fucking weed please
dim cloak
feels good
creepy
toxic relic
You'll need to deflect harder to get it past me, you know that's a skill I've tr...
i used to work for a company that manufactured the materials for it
toxic hawk
plush cobalt
i used to work for a company that manufactured the materials for it
Interesting, makes sense
dim cloak
why would you fuck weed
jovial latch
I took an edible as my first time and I stared at a wall for an hour and I yelled “MARKIPLIER” and I laugh so hard I peed my pants a little
toxic hawk
I took an edible as my first time and I stared at a wall for an hour and I yelle...
You're insane
dim cloak
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️weed
what else did you mean by that
jovial latch
I love weed
jovial latch
the flag
toxic relic
one of my uncles does props for rollercoasters and shit, sometimes got contracted for movies
jovial latch
bluish
toxic relic
fun
jovial latch
Not blush
unique mica
Ok
plush cobalt
I've never injected marijuana into my veins (the most common way marijuana is administered) because I would never do drugs or alcohol
dim cloak
I love weed
ah. It had the same number of letters as Fucked so...
jovial latch
I've never injected marijuana into my veins (the most common way marijuana is ad...
alcohol is sent by the devil to poison the earth
ruby river
I've never injected marijuana into my veins (the most common way marijuana is ad...
boof it
toxic relic
i must be the devil
jovial latch
and my prescribed drugs
neat moat
alcohol is sent by the devil to poison the earth
big sobriety propaganda
plush cobalt
one of my uncles does props for rollercoasters and shit, sometimes got contracte...
Like the stuff you see as you go by on the rollercoaster?
jovial latch
From my PSYCHIATRIST 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
plush cobalt
Why is my keyboard convinced that rollercoaster is a brand that warrants capitalization
jovial latch
big sobriety propaganda
both my parents were alcoholics actually I just fucking hate drunk people
toxic relic
Like the stuff you see as you go by on the rollercoaster?
yessir, props for attractions and themed rides
plush cobalt
I don't actually hate alcohol but I do think if it's legal weed ought to be legal too
toxic relic
i will also say that rollercoaster engineers are crazy
strange spruce
jovial latch
Rollercoaster ™️
plush cobalt
i will also say that rollercoaster engineers are crazy
Good crazy or bad crazy
toxic relic
that depends on the person
neat moat
both my parents were alcoholics actually I just fucking hate drunk people
I dont think it's good policy to demonize drug addicts blanketly
jovial latch
medium crazy
plush cobalt
Crazy?
quasi slate
toxic relic
but its always some level of insane
jovial latch
I dont think it's good policy to demonize drug addicts blanketly
who said drug addicts
quasi slate
holy crap miku miku beam is coming to fortnite
neat moat
who said drug addicts
"I hate alcoholics"
vital marten
cars galore, my current fav is the van because of it's phat storage capacity. best loot wagon
jovial latch
point to where I said that
neat moat
Alcoholism is an addiction
toxic relic
i was crazy once
plush cobalt
“I hate drunk people” can be interpreted as meaning they hate being around drunk people, which is fair imo
jovial latch
that is what I meant
plush cobalt
I think drunk people are fun except for when they aren't
neat moat
Ah I got the word mixed up then
plush cobalt
I have never been fully drunk myself but when I've been buzzed & around people who are drunk they've been pleasant in my experiences
But I also know they can not be
strange spruce
Oh yea ive seen my fsir share of violent drunks
plush cobalt
I've been around drunk people sober too I believe
jovial latch
being around drunk people makes me want to fucking self destruct and take everyone with me
lilac quarry
im such a boring inebriated dude
wym
plush cobalt
I think it's just that it depends on the people. If anyone is blackout drunk I imagine they'll be insufferable
lilac quarry
just acquire hobbies
plush cobalt
But before that point it depends
lilac quarry
simply collect hobbies
jovial latch
me after shooting up heroin
jovial latch
Like project zomboid
toxic relic
good advice tho
gentle remnant
is mayonnaise a hobby
toxic relic
like what
drums, transformers [i make mechs], gundam, movies, reading, hiking, gym, i enjoy alcohol tasting, homebrewing, modding
strange spruce
I never drank prob never will 
lilac quarry
drums, transformers [i make mechs], gundam, movies, reading, hiking, gym, i enjo...
excellent
ROACHES?
toxic relic
lilac quarry
do they all have names
toxic relic
yes
jovial latch
I eat food in my free time
lilac quarry
they may also hiss when roasted
jovial latch
Flamethrower
toxic relic
one is geoffrey and the other is barth
toxic relic
they may also hiss when roasted
nah they hiss when they happy
jovial latch
And for defense
toxic relic
yes
neat moat
one is geoffrey and the other is barth
do they travel with you
jovial latch
do they travel with you
Yeah they live in their hair
neat moat
No they live under their skin
jovial latch
Fartass what your pronouns
neat moat
the bugs are under your skin
toxic relic
Fartass what your pronouns
he/him
jovial latch
Haha funny joke
elfin wadi
GUYS I MADE A SPIFFO
jovial latch
This candle is so delicious
neat moat
tough croud
jovial latch
didnt think it was that funny
(I’m being rude i didn’t either)
toxic relic
sarcasm
plush cobalt
drums, transformers [i make mechs], gundam, movies, reading, hiking, gym, i enjo...
What kind of modding do you do fartnuts
plush cobalt
Hello Barth
I didn't see that you said which one it is so that was just a 50/50 guess
Luckiest chatter alive 😎
toxic relic
What kind of modding do you do fartnuts
just small shit for games i enjoy
if you got the names wrong i wouldve set barth on you
he doesnt grant mercy
plush cobalt
You make small poos? Okay I guess if you enjoy it
plush cobalt
he doesnt grant mercy
Does Geoffrey
plush cobalt
Aww
lilac quarry
Man I've been learning the intro to One - Metallica and holy fuck
guitar is hard
really fun tho, challenging
toxic relic
putting it lightly
plush cobalt
Have you tried using your hands
toxic relic
hell yeah man
plush cobalt
Oh yeah I remember you talking abt guitar buying
toxic relic
you gonna get those calluses on your fingers
plush cobalt
I might just have bad memory, did you ever send which you bought
lilac quarry
yeah they're starting to grow for sure
toxic relic
sick
toxic relic
I might just have bad memory, did you ever send which you bought
yes
plush cobalt
Sand
lilac quarry
plush cobalt
(which)
plush cobalt
Hell yeah
lilac quarry
got a squier stratocaster classic vibe
toxic hawk
I like music
lilac quarry
decently expensive but really worth overall
plush cobalt
That looks similar to the one I left back home but idk if it's the same
lilac quarry
do wish I just got an audio interface instead of an amp but it's fine
plush cobalt
Will you ever bless us with a guitar video
toxic relic
its not a good idea to get a cheap guitar, that shit mangles so quick
plush cobalt
I have an interface for my mic & it makes life very easy
toxic relic
omar vtuber moment
toxic relic
think this guitar was like $650
looks good man, glad youre enjoying it
plush cobalt
I record readings of serious religious texts in a goofy cartoon character voice
I earn thousands monthly doing this (both of these messages are misinformation)
lilac quarry
it's hard to know where to start tbh but just gonna keep going with it
I'm never going to do lessons, but the internet has so many resources it's insane
toxic relic
it's hard to know where to start tbh but just gonna keep going with it
i felt the same starting out, just gotta go with it
plush cobalt
Blessed be the tutorial creators
toxic relic
internet really do be stacked with guitar lore
lilac quarry
I am wondering when finger dexerity begins because it's honestly wild to have used your hands and fingers your whole life to do intricate tasks and then have them basically fail you when you try to play guitar lol
plush cobalt
I imagine it's different for guitar but at least for piano it kind of just kicked in after a lot of practice
lilac quarry
man piano is an insane instrument
plush cobalt
My piano is entirely sane thank you very much
toxic relic
hitting that ivory to make sweet sweet sounds
lilac quarry
I know guitar is easy to learn hard to master, piano I've been told by many players is hard to learn insane to master
plush cobalt
I think piano is easy to just start playing
Easier than a guitar, at least. You can learn a chord in like a few seconds (not master, of course, but still)
toxic relic
the drum learning curve is a vertical incline
teal gull
I am wondering when finger dexerity begins because it's honestly wild to have us...
do more pullups and youll get callouses on your fingers which helps with playing
plush cobalt
Leon lives in a gym and does 50 pull-ups daily
toxic relic
i imagine leon to be built like a rockclimber
lilac quarry
I actually do half live in the gym, but I can only do like 5 pullups good form
lilac quarry
i imagine leon to be built like a rockclimber
Once I cut down, maybe
half kettle
good work!
plush cobalt
Pull-ups are the one skill I have over skilled gym-goers due to having done calisthenics
I always impress my gym buddies 😎
plush cobalt
I know you're impressed by my amazing, hard-hitting , never missing humor
half kettle
Pull-ups are the one skill I have over skilled gym-goers due to having done cali...
cn you do a handstand pushup Omar
toxic relic
I know you're impressed by my amazing, hard-hitting , never missing humor
ngl you do make me laugh
plush cobalt
cn you do a handstand pushup Omar
I don't believe in push-ups. Not very holy to pretend you have the power to move the earth
half kettle
hm..
toxic relic
interesting opinion
half kettle
yet you believe you can fly to the sky via pullup?
plush cobalt
oh fuck
half kettle
how crude, you're rather inconsistent
plush cobalt
I'm nothing like Hippocrates
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/omniman-invincible-what-did-you-say-what-is17more-years-1...
i dont think omar looks this handsome
plush cobalt
You mean I'm not a middle-aged man
toxic relic
yet
toxic relic
middle aged man is every humans final form
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/zeelool-metal-aviator-thin-frame-glasses-online-gif-32517...
Lips jumpscare
plush cobalt
https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw?si=0Ndd7d-nsGyXDLXs
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/zeelool-metal-aviator-thin-frame-glasses-online-gif-32517...
second insane clapback
gg
plush cobalt
N3na3 has always been my biggest hater
half kettle
Not true! Omar(Idol) ranks in the top 100.
plush cobalt
Top 100 gamers? Uh yeah you bet I am
half kettle
plush cobalt
can you talk about mods in this chat?
You can talk about mods. This is general chat though
toxic relic
uh yeah i sure hope it does
fallen hamlet
so is there a mod for the current build of the game to keep items and skills when dying? I'm a new player
toxic relic
check the workshop
plush cobalt
so is there a mod for the current build of the game to keep items and skills whe...
You'll have better luck discussing PZ stuff in #pz_b42_chat
Also you should just say the build you're playing on instead of “current build”, since there's both a stable and an unstable build right now
fallen hamlet
I did I only found a mod for the previous build and the guy isn't updati g it anymore\
fallen hamlet
Also you should just say the build you're playing on instead of “current build”,...
yeah
toxic relic
that reply didnt assuage the vagueness
plush cobalt
I thought Geoffrey was merciful
toxic relic
we dont believe you
toxic relic
you need to make an offering
plush cobalt
How is this
toxic relic
whether or not they accept is up to them
heavy ivy
the blood must flow
toxic relic
How is this
imagine sending an image of a frog to an invertebrate
are you trying to provoke us?
stiff geyser
Chat porting my mod to B42 is driving me insane :D
plush cobalt
Have you tried the automatic convert to b42 button?
stiff geyser
The what
toxic relic
Their enemy, handed to them on a platter
your charms are not infallible
plush cobalt
That doesn't exist. Sorry for lying. I'm not really sorry but I thought it would be polite to apologize
Sorry for lying about being sorry
toxic relic
omar insecure_chat
plush cobalt
your charms are not infallible
Some would say they're lucky
toxic relic
is that a threat?
plush cobalt
Lucky charms
toxic relic
youre really not doing yourself any favours here omar
plush cobalt
Why would I do myself a favor? That's just called doing an action
karmic jetty
heavy ivy
the eeper
stiff geyser
Omar you are kinda mean
plush cobalt
Zeerol's here, cue the zeerol theme
plush cobalt
Omar you are kinda mean
Yeah :/
stiff geyser
You often hurt my feelings
toxic relic
now i dont think even ben will like you
plush cobalt
now i dont think even ben will like you
Who's Ben
plush cobalt
The only lore I care about is cartoons from 10 years ago
toxic relic
valid
plush cobalt
You often hurt my feelings
If I actually did hurt your feelings I apologize 🥺 that was not my intention
quasi slate
graceful dust
You'll have better luck discussing PZ stuff in <#136501320340209664>
its OFF-LIMITS here
!!!!
toxic relic
and he'll be living with me :]
plush cobalt
its OFF-LIMITS here
Yes 😤
graceful dust
small...
cedar hornet
feel the magic in the air ale ale ale
graceful dust
theyre just little guys
heavy ivy
snek :]
toxic relic
snake :]
lilac quarry
toxic relic
upbeat trail
ok i have a plan sorta for my next run
i wanna explore the new towns even though ive only been to louisville like twice
neat moat
all my homies hate rosewood
unique mica
Not that its bad.. just too much zeds to my liking
dawn spade
Oh dw ive been to rosewood and regreted it
I thought i heard rosewood got easier in 42
Pop wise
unique mica
I mean. Goood for Rosewood. Still hate it:c
Why did i even start playing this game its so hard
Oh yeah someoen gifted me
Uh
dawn spade
Its a good tutorial town big fan
Got everything, smol, used to be super comparitively low zombie density
unique mica
Im glad to see the discord server is nicer than the zeds. Except @toxic hawk hes a madman
fathom igloo
Yep they quoted me for a full line replacement for $15k
dawn spade
If jaimes being mean to you just send a pic of some anime girlie, it calms him down.
unique mica
Suo cambrie
rain mango
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!!!
unique mica
If jaimes being mean to you just send a pic of some anime girlie, it calms him d...
I would if i had the level
fathom igloo
Idk honestly, it was small
past ingot
Yep they quoted me for a full line replacement for $15k
For 60 ft of PVC
fathom igloo
For 60 ft of PVC
Yep
past ingot
Omg....
unique mica
:/
lilac quarry
Yep they quoted me for a full line replacement for $15k
speaking of insane quotes
past ingot
speaking of insane quotes
Please don't quote me...
dawn spade
Get them to change a little bit of the pipe line to show skill
fathom igloo
The entire thing is clay and allegedly needs replaced
lilac quarry
my friend just had her Lexus SUV stolen, completely wrecked, they found it 4 days later, middle of a snowstorm, front console completely ripped out, all windows smashed, interior completely covered in snow left for days
past ingot
The pipe is clay?
fathom igloo
Even though the broken part is about 4 ft
lilac quarry
and her insurance company offered $5k for all of it after their appraisal of the damages lmao
unique mica
my friend just had her Lexus SUV stolen, completely wrecked, they found it 4 day...
Oh god
fathom igloo
The pipe is clay?
Allegedly
past ingot
Well it would explain why the tree roots were able to get into it
patent inlet
and her insurance company offered $5k for all of it after their appraisal of the...
Insurance coming in clutch as usual
dawn spade
I got paid out 3k on my car after it was stolen
lilac quarry
Yeah so they had lexus appraise the damage themselves and they said it was at least $38,000 in damages lmao
dawn spade
It was ridden off before it got stolen
lilac quarry
on a $60,000 car
fathom igloo
Well it would explain why the tree roots were able to get into it
This was also the same guy who told me killing the tree was a waste because the roots will keep growing
dawn spade
If id gotten really lucky i might of been able to sell it for a couple hundgy
quasi slate
@toxic hawk
toxic relic
tell them to wipe their asses with the 5k
past ingot
This was also the same guy who told me killing the tree was a waste because the ...
Well like I said just use salt and vinegar if it starts growing back
past ingot
This was also the same guy who told me killing the tree was a waste because the ...
So look I'm looking for an excuse to go to California next month and making money is totally an excuse to go to California I want to see some family and some friends so after your quotes and everything if everyone still telling you crazy prices let me know if you want me to do it.
fathom igloo
So look I'm looking for an excuse to go to California next month and making mone...
I appreciate that
Is Rotorooter usually high?
I’ve seen conflicting info online
past ingot
Like I'm pretty sure you can find somebody to do this for probably 8,000
fathom igloo
I feel bad for the other small plumbers I called, their receptionists definitely heard me panicking and crying
One was even nice enough to wave the service fee
past ingot
Yeah that usually works out well in your end so don't worry about it and yeah I've seen that happen a few times especially during hard times like the world is happening now
fathom igloo
One was even nice enough to wave the service fee
Probably didn’t help that she kind of sounded like my late grandmother
fathom igloo
Probably didn’t help that she kind of sounded like my late grandmother
So I couldn’t hide the sadness
past ingot
Oof
fathom igloo
This shit sucks
Very expensive problem to experience
I just don’t understand his comment of killing the tree doesn’t actually kill it
past ingot
It's probably what kind of tree it is and he's a plumber not in arborist
fathom igloo
Hopefully the next plumber will tell me like 7k to replace the whole thing
fathom igloo
It's probably what kind of tree it is and he's a plumber not in arborist
Yeah I even called the tree company back who reached out to their arborist and they said it needs sun to live so the sewer roots are more likely to die and it’s very rare they will sprout up to keep thriving
fathom igloo
Don't tell anybody you got quoted 20K
I honestly don’t remember if I did. I know I shouldn’t but one of those calls was pure panic so maybe
past ingot
Big question were the roots Orange
fathom igloo
This is the sewer line from your house?
Yes
past ingot
I'm going to talk to somebody from California how old is your house
fathom igloo
Big question were the roots Orange
The camera in the sewer line showed black and brown
fathom igloo
Big question were the roots Orange
I’ll reach out and ask again
past ingot
Don't worry about it
fathom igloo
I'm going to talk to somebody from California how old is your house
Eh 80’s I think
amber hull
Hi i have just started playing project zomboid, joined a server and when using a gun it outlined the zombies green yellow or red when aiming i have started my own server and its coming up with a retical? how do i change it back to the outline setting? is it a mod or
past ingot
Do you have access to the basement?
past ingot
Hi i have just started playing project zomboid, joined a server and when using a...
The radical is from build 42 the highlighting targets is from build 41 somehow you have a built 42 server you have to roll it back to build 41
amber hull
is it easy to do? ill look it up now
past ingot
is it easy to do? ill look it up now
On a dedicated server and you might have to talk to customer service to figure out how to do it since it's a new thing
past ingot
Eh 80’s I think
I'm pretty certain you have cast iron pipes for drainage it doesn't make sense that you would have Clay you should go in your basement and see if you have black metal pipes
The brown can very well be rust
fathom igloo
I’m trying to figure out what kind of tree
fathom igloo
Why Moe why
naive sequoia
I’m trying to figure out what kind of tree
sawkon tree
fathom igloo
What if it’s an oak tree or whatever
@past ingot I think it looked like an oak tree or whatever
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
naive sequoia
ur sigma
toxic relic
i have +100 aura 
my rizz is unmatched 🤓
naive sequoia
neat moat
i have +100 aura <a:finger_wave:451544987952218112> my rizz is unmatched 🤓
So you're a hawk too, huh?
lilac quarry
He really likes to talk too, huh?
lilac quarry
transform into mr diarrhea
toxic relic
thats it, mr diarrhea is out
plush cobalt
In just 1 hour and 13 minutes I will be unemployed
First time since childhood not in education or training. What will happen to my body
toxic relic
time to unleash my explosive shit
hardy muralBOT
plush cobalt
Is that what will happen to me
toxic relic
In just 1 hour and 13 minutes I will be unemployed
celebrate bro
neon bramble
sleep
toxic relic
sleep 🔥
plush cobalt
I am definitely gonna get some good ass rest
toxic relic
ass rest?
neon bramble
voluntary or nah
toxic relic
appreciate your clarification
plush cobalt
voluntary or nah
Yeah voluntary, gonna move closer to family in the next few months
neon bramble
ayy
plush cobalt
Ya for me it is; sister had a baby late last year and I don't want to miss seeing her grow up
toxic relic
damn
plush cobalt
Plus being closer to my mom & dog will be great
toxic relic
sentimental omar
neon bramble
also free food
toxic relic
character lore update +
plush cobalt
In these brief moments, I am vulnerable as chat sees that I am a real person. Now, to return to my persona
Erm, beans burger am I right chat??
toxic relic
In these brief moments, I am vulnerable as chat sees that I am a real person. No...
hm
plush cobalt
Bro is pondering
toxic relic
mr diarrhea is indeed
plush cobalt
💀💀
toxic relic
im trying to collect my thoughts
plush cobalt
I will wait
toxic relic
i respect you being emotionally vulnerable but also assertive wth your personal boundaries online
plush cobalt
assert like ass lol
toxic relic
my input shouldnt matter or affect your self but i want to tell you its appreciated
plush cobalt
I appreciate the statement of respect
toxic relic
ok
toxic relic
ill take that as bonding
plush cobalt
Male bonding? Oh no
narrow rune
Sorry for disappearing guys Omar attempted to assassinate me twice
plush cobalt
How are you alive
toxic relic
too late dude, we bro'd out
plush cobalt
I watched you die myself
narrow rune
How are you alive
I'm Moe
toxic relic
Sorry for disappearing guys Omar attempted to assassinate me twice
omar tried to kill a child
confirmed
plush cobalt
omar tried to kill a child
And?
toxic relic
and i applaud that
narrow rune
I watched you die myself
Was it me though
teal gull
do you understand the difference between thinking and being?
toxic relic
as an evil man, your proactive approach to villainy is commendable
plush cobalt
I be therefore I am
toxic relic
do you understand the difference between thinking and being?
think on deez nuts
gottem
plush cobalt
Gottem lmao
teal gull
to be is simply to exist
plush cobalt
To pee is simply to urinate
narrow rune
as an evil man, your proactive approach to villainy is commendable
He's a shit villain, aforementioned assassination attempts
plush cobalt
The best villains fail so “heroes” get overconfident
toxic relic
regurgitation
full pelican
in build 41, can you only animation cancel with spacebar or is there another way?
plush cobalt
what about the secret third thing that owls do
They don't exist
narrow rune
The best villains fail so “heroes” get overconfident
This is like the 12th time Omar
teal gull
a human mind aroused by an insistence for meaning seeks and finds nothing but contradiction and nonsense
hardy muralBOT
toxic relic
start yappin about self next thing youre publishing the next blue of noon
past ingot
<@281936612256907267> I think it looked like an oak tree or whatever
Oak tree is dead once you take out the root ball. Bushes are most likely to come back from the root tips. You'll be fine.
rain mango
In these brief moments, I am vulnerable as chat sees that I am a real person. No...
im gonna scream a racial slur at you
fathom igloo
Oak tree is dead once you take out the root ball. Bushes are most likely to come...
What if it’s a maple or like red sunset maple?
rain mango
what is your ethnicity
fathom igloo
Idk I’m trying to guess and wait for a call back from the arborist lol
fathom igloo
shut the fuck up
Me?
plush cobalt
im gonna scream a racial slur at you
I'm waiting
fathom igloo
Ohhhhh I see now
rain mango
fyi i lowkey have a fart fetish, like not like irl as one time an ex did it unprompted and it wasnt hot, but the idea of it can be kind of weirdy attractive in a gross humiliating way- like oh noooo im farting uhhh >.<
and ur name is turning me on @toxic relic
rain mango
I'm waiting
idk what ethnicity you are
rain mango
:(
toxic relic
that made me very uncomfortable
rain mango
my cranium never hurt nobody
plush cobalt
Most normal gen chat stranger
toxic relic
its funny cause its true
teal gull
fyi i lowkey have a fart fetish, like not like irl as one time an ex did it unpr...
you could not pay me to write this
plush cobalt
I hope not bc it would be funnier if they were just mortified
naive sequoia
fyi i lowkey have a fart fetish, like not like irl as one time an ex did it unpr...
i hope ur ex gives u the knox virus when you two are kissing (if she comesback)
rain mango
why would we kiss we're exes
plush cobalt
Embed failure spotted. You're already being ridiculed. No preparation necessary.
rain mango
also *they!!!
naive sequoia
I DONT GIVE A SHIT
quasi slate
bro is not seeing the light of day soon
toxic relic
both of you are banished
quasi slate
mawds hang bro by entrails
neon bramble
what a wonderful day to open genchat
toxic relic
sledge and noob
teal gull
think or be. you cant do both.
rain mango
i love the basebatt bat
toxic relic
what a wonderful day to open genchat
this discordia fuckery
naive sequoia
i came back and i see some guy talking bout fart fetish
rain mango
so goated
naive sequoia
can yall stop
naive sequoia
pmo
naive sequoia
does he know
rain mango
i came back and i see some guy talking bout fart fetish
does he know
about the pricks face when he saw the gyatt
rain mango
A marine? What are you doing here!
naive sequoia
about the pricks face when he saw the gyatt
cut that shit off
rain mango
people tell me ive got the personality of a feral cat with scabs that got wet in the rain
naive sequoia
A marine? What are you doing here!
crawford what the fuck u doing in france
get yo ass outta here
rain mango
do u think thats a good thing or a bad thing
rain mango
crawford what the fuck u doing in france
MARINES OF THE U.S.S CONSTUTION SIR WE GOT ORDERS TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE!
Ohh i see they got my letter
Such a sad sight authentic china
rain mango
FUCK
naive sequoia
look at the cross sections!
naive sequoia
toxic relic
i dont know about your ethics
the line between internet bait and genuine rhetoric is nonexistent
past ingot
What if it’s a maple or like red sunset maple?
You'll be fine. If it grows back tag me
jovial latch
Mmm water
hello
Chat died as soon as I spoke
I SAID WHO FUCKING ELSE LOVES DRINKING WATER
plush cobalt
No messages in 0.0001 picoseconds. Dead chat
jovial latch
can I say the three letters in this server
toxic relic
the 3 letters?
plush cobalt
Probably not? Idk
toxic relic
what do they mean by this
jovial latch
it’s not really hate speech
toxic relic
ah
plush cobalt
Generally the type of person saying that is the type of person who would be muted
jovial latch
ok I’ll just say shut up bitch instead
plush cobalt
That's better
jovial latch
No messages in 0.0001 picoseconds. Dead chat
shut up bitch
plush cobalt
Wait no
jovial latch
plush cobalt
Are you a mirror? Because erm reflect
jovial latch
Fuck I can’t send gifs
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/explosion-explosion-walk-away-wolverine-badass-killed-it-...
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
jovial latch
It’s a gif of a guy with sunglasses walking away from an explosion
toxic relic
the new members are really colourful today
jovial latch
That’s me saying shut up bitch
I’m always colorful
I’m like a fucking rainbow of love
jovial latch
my sims are planting weed in sims 4
toxic relic
https://tenor.com/view/cat-smash-punch-fast-fight-gif-15236044976681595844
we have a philosophy fan in chat
quasi slate
loud pumice
I’m like a fucking rainbow of love
jovial latch
fyi i lowkey have a fart fetish, like not like irl as one time an ex did it unpr...
oh!
plush cobalt
Oh, Kokomo? It's by a little underground band called The Beach Boys idk if you've heard of them
toxic relic
bataille wouldve fucking loved the beach boys
jovial latch
I’m 43 years old
jovial latch
yes
toxic relic
thats telling
jovial latch
about what
quiet agate
😄
jovial latch
I’m 20
toxic relic
i genuinely dont care
quiet agate
zomboidf
jovial latch
I play zomboid and sims 4
toxic relic
jovial latch
I have like 500 hours on sims 4
jovial latch
I have 280 hours on zomboid
quiet agate
I'm coming for you I'm inside your farts
jovial latch
quiet agate
heavy ivy
what happened
rain mango
What the sigma
jovial latch
who’s getting the best head 
jovial latch
no
rain mango
Rhats a food
jovial latch
yeah
rain mango
Hell yeah
jovial latch
no you’re not allowed to eat me
rain mango
White cuisine
toxic relic
what happened
riv please leave
rain mango
Very well
jovial latch
I’ll give you food poisoning
toxic relic
for your mental health
rain mango
I like food poisoning
toxic relic
its not safe here
heavy ivy
okedoke, back to CD DA challenge
rain mango
I feel like vomiting is one of the only moments we are humbled ad human beings
jovial latch
yes
rain mango
I thought it was a TikTok
jovial latch
idk bro
jovial latch
wraps you in brown paper
rain mango
Im a sims 2 and 3 girlie
I love using the telescopenin sims 2 because a random guy comes to beat u up
jovial latch
Also i neber played sims 4
it’s free on origin and I can show you how to pirate all the dlc
rain mango
When I was 7 I found the idea oddly magnetic
jovial latch
Toms
jovial latch
It’s muffin time
rain mango
I’ll spy on u and u can bludgeon me with ur toilet plunger
rain mango
It’s muffin time
Muffin top? Holy gyatt im gonna fjnish
quiet agate
who’s getting the best head <:zombie:721361533824663622> <:angry:609133340393603...
lowk dude who angry she might use teeth so ima say 3
rain mango
its clearly the green fuck
that guy is zapped
all out
of reasons
just living it up
quiet agate
nah bro his eyes back because his mama said dinner ready
quiet agate
now that you put it that way
quasi slate
@loud pumice
ruby river
i just got a subway footlong meal. that shit was $16
quiet agate
^ the pro move is doordashing when they have certain discounts, I've gotten like a 30 dollar order, for almost 20 bucks before
cheaper than instore
ruby river
nah i think ill just go to jersey mikes instead 💀
quiet agate
nah i think ill just go to jersey mikes instead 💀
shit does slap, I havent had it as much as subway though
ruby citrus
If the future is AI; will the social media AI bots side with video game AIs and complain on social media about how the players are OP and need nerfs?
fathom igloo
You'll be fine. If it grows back tag me
Thanks
quasi slate
g-gulp
quasi slate
you want women to be called males?
frail shadow
i think you know what i’m saying
quasi slate
what are u saving bruv
frail shadow
the whole manosphere thing
lilac quarry
it's an american thing
frail shadow
calling women females
lilac quarry
got coopted by that group but was not always that way
past ingot
I think its a fear of getting into the misgendering debacle
lilac quarry
nah nah now it's absolutely a manosphere thing
frail shadow
the only people who’ll actually get upset at you misgendering them are also people who don’t usually go outside you know
past ingot
Idk I grew up on wu tang so I've been calling females the same thing since the 90s
elder shale
the only people who’ll actually get upset at you misgendering them are also peop...
or people who just wanna be respected lol
frail shadow
even people who just wanna be respected usually won’t bother because correcting others will usually make them throw a tantrum
ruby river
california is too expensive
frail shadow
especially if you’re correcting them on stuff like that
elder shale
not really lol, most people are just "oh my bad," and continue the conversation
frail shadow
don’t
plush cobalt
I'm officially a NEET 🥳 time to really lean into the discord user stereotypes (most of them. not the immoral ones)
frail shadow
what is that means :(
plush cobalt
Oh you haven't heard
narrow rune
I'm officially a NEET 🥳 time to really lean into the discord user stereotypes (...
So what, you have an organized living space now? I'm also a pretty neat person
plush cobalt
Discord users are infamous for being bad at rugby
quiet agate
Discord users are infamous for being bad at rugby
what is rugby?
plush cobalt
So what, you have an organized living space now? I'm also a pretty neat person
Grrrrr hrrrnngng grrrr you've angered sigma wolf
narrow rune
Grrrrr hrrrnngng grrrr you've angered sigma wolf
what
tepid star
what’s with dudes calling women females now
they're secretly ferengi
quiet agate
I've always been neat
look guys an attention seeker!
quiet agate
they're secretly ferengi
female
plush cobalt
look guys an attention seeker!
Look guys a plunger
narrow rune
I'm just too cool
I'm writing on a Google doc are you proud Omar (it's organized this time)
quiet agate
Look guys a plunger
look a nobody
plush cobalt
Yeah, that's right. I have more imaginary internet points than you
Heh. Bet you feel real silly now
narrow rune
look a nobody
Says the person who isn't real
plush cobalt
I'm writing on a Google doc are you proud Omar (it's organized this time)
Hell yeah
quiet agate
Yeah, that's right. I have more imaginary internet points than you
it's an invisible icon
I'd say they ruined it
plush cobalt
It's because I'm a man of the people
narrow rune
this guy telling OMAR he isn't real
plush cobalt
I don't want to show off my prestige
quiet agate
It's because I'm a man of the people
then you need a gold belt
narrow rune
Omar's very real when he's trying to stab me to death for the 6th time that week
quiet agate
I don't want to show off my prestige
No see you gotta
plush cobalt
Except for when I can flaunt it to appear cool
quiet agate
Except for when I can flaunt it to appear cool
you gotta have a urus with black tint dude
quiet agate
It's even got line breaks and a multiple subheadings
STANZA count?
plush cobalt
Oh yeah, it's essay time
plush cobalt
you gotta have a urus with black tint dude
What's urus
narrow rune
Oh yeah, it's essay time
no it's just for my own enjoyment
quiet agate
lambogheni
plush cobalt
Is that a pasta
quiet agate
yes a delicious one
narrow rune
spagehtert
quiet agate
and quite expensive
plush cobalt
Fuck yeah I want that
quiet agate
lamborghini need to make pasta now on god
quiet agate
^ factual evidence supported
toxic relic
Discord users are infamous for being bad at rugby
did you say this just to spite me
plush cobalt
Why would you say that and be proud of it
toxic relic
or am i self absorbed
plush cobalt
did you say this just to spite me
Yes actually
I was going to say soccer but I thought of you and knew you'd see it eventually
narrow rune
@ oma @r
toxic relic
id like to think im a competent man
quiet agate
stinkname fatass is not self absorbed
toxic relic
i dont even know you
quiet agate
that is the most singularity name I've ever heard
plush cobalt
Fatass?? How dare you insult Dr fartass
narrow rune
that is the most singularity name I've ever heard
what about me
quiet agate
Basing it upon your character good sir
plush cobalt
what about me
You're Moe
quiet agate
what about me
Itsmoetg is only cool because cigs afterwards
frail shadow
shut up now i’m meditating
plush cobalt
You just sound like a guy
narrow rune
You're Moe
Moe (The Guy)
plush cobalt
I mean, what kind of person has their name as their username
narrow rune
it's my last name
quiet agate
dead as?
plush cobalt
You'd have to be real silly for that
quiet agate
thats kinda silly but cool
frail shadow
castle is my middle name
narrow rune
I mean, what kind of person has their name as their username
silly thing is it isn't even my actual name
quiet agate
cuz no one else is gonna have it
plush cobalt
castle is my middle name
Is it actually
narrow rune
It's just incase I need a second name
frail shadow
it is actually
quiet agate
Middle name ethan gang
plush cobalt
silly thing is it isn't even my actual name
You're telling me you're not really Moeseph
toxic relic
stinkass fartnut is my real name
plush cobalt
it is actually
Cool middle name
frail shadow
thank you omar
plush cobalt
My real name is Omar as far as anyone knows
narrow rune
my real name is Moe
plush cobalt
And by that I mean it is
quiet agate
Legally changing my name at the DMV to Project Zamboni
plush cobalt
my real name is Moe
I don't believe you
plush cobalt
Legally changing my name at the DMV to Project Zamboni
You could be John Zomboid
toxic relic
And by that I mean it is
ostensibly
narrow rune
I don't believe you
You caught me I'm just a silly guy
quiet agate
You could be John Zomboid
thats such a cool fing name like what
plush cobalt
ostensibly
As far as you know
narrow rune
My full name is Moe The Guy (that's what the Tg stands for)
quiet agate
Aye! it's moe the guy!
plush cobalt
I used fake names as a kid but I don't really say anything online I'd be afraid of having associated with me (unless it were like, put on display at a workplace bc sometimes my humor is a little internet-y)
narrow rune
I committed fraud online
narrow rune
Just kidding I'm just a silly guy
plush cobalt
Share explicit details and dates and times
toxic relic
i wouldnt use my irl name online
narrow rune
Share explicit details and dates and times
Is it really fraud if I really believed in myself
the court said no
plush cobalt
They can't legally punish you if you did
quiet agate
Is it fraud if I'm not real?
knotty barn
Yo...whats up chat
narrow rune
Yo...whats up chat
NO!
plush cobalt
Yo...whats up chat
What's updog?
quiet agate
Yo...whats up chat
wasup doggy man
narrow rune
try again with a better entrance please
plush cobalt
What is doggy man
narrow rune
What is doggy man
Omar doggy man
toxic relic
thats not dogman thats batman
narrow rune
Woof woof Omar
plush cobalt
It sounds like someone trying to blend in with younger people
quiet agate
lmao
plush cobalt
Hello hello doggy man
quiet agate
some random woman on twitch
narrow rune
omar I got one thirty questions for you
quasi slate
WTFFF 😭 😭 😭
plush cobalt
omar I got one thirty questions for you
But you already have image perms
knotty barn
try again with a better entrance please
quiet agate
WTFFF 😭 😭 😭
dont stop believeing
plush cobalt
I say hello too often and it feels like it's attacking me
plush cobalt
https://tenor.com/view/batmen-batman-entrance-gif-24542194
Embed failure spotted. Prepare for ridicule.
narrow rune
But you already have image perms
I don't need those anymore after the silly Oopsie Indecent
quiet agate
https://tenor.com/view/batmen-batman-entrance-gif-24542194
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