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its like a kiwi + guava
they look like they could kill me if i ate them in one bite but itd be worth it
why so?
they look kinda tart
if you eat them ripe theyre slightly sour and sweet
would kill me. would eat it
they dont look as juicy as limes
i would die
its not overpowering but if youre sensitive to it then understandable
you can eat the skin too
ez snack
yee
its not a citrus thing cos i can eat lime easier than strawberries
strawberries r kinda painful to eat
i see
tasty tho
yeah then you wont enjoy it
oh
hellraiser
pain and pleasure--whats the difference
if its tasty its tasty
no
i dont play
level ten aura lad
im like a gourmand with no preferences & 200,000 food allergies

no cos like I'd eat anything short of what might literally kill me or keep me from continuing to eat
theres no challenge in that
so not a gourmand
a glutton
i said a gourmand with no preferences but if u want to be RUDE then yes
who uses phones these days
rate the fit
you look like pop punk singer #1777788090348
You kinda look too tanky
"rate the fit"
bodied by degeneral
anyone in here got a work from home job?
I dont rp
go sing covers of blink 182 songs
proves zees point

but but nuthin ever happens in discordia
tell that to the 300 day journal thread in the crustacean discord im in
theyre documenting taking of a species that has little to no record
i lock in every day when its time for the update
yommers
they WILL
no
go to australia and try, i dare you
you will be drowned by a roo in a pond before you even get to the crabs
sooon™️
someone uploaded transformers the moovie in yt
perhaps i shall watch
so pog
its on archive.org too
im at the part where the autobots got jumped and clapped
lasers suddenly decided to be lethal
"you belong to me now."
I BELONG TO NOBODY 
"...
perhaps, i misjudged you."
"proceed on your way to oblivion"
@tall glen please take a break from project zomboid
Rookie hours jaime

Shut up blockhead
aloo
hi

I cut my hands 3 times today 😦
All on the same thing
I had a bit of reo hanging over the edge of my work bench and i just kept bonking it before i finally decided to get rid of it

Man I'm losing my appetite, only thing I ate today was peanuts and milk and I'm already full
I'm not into stews j'aime 
Hm yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpG7MT-8PNM
from my MRI chapter lol
une bouteille d'oxygene casse une irm a ause du magnétisme
Donacdum
LETS BREAK THE RULES 🗣️
what
this video is fucking wild.
its a channel dedicated to shitting on garfield
a fucking 4 hour long video
and not just one video no, this guy has been shitting on garfield since 2006
Return the Ankh.
Return the Ankh.
Silence women! I'm embracing my inner scottish
Man just found out some bummer news
When funny ha ha guy turns out to be a garbage human
Happens a lot
what we talkin bout
@toxic hawk
oh, i odn't know the guy, sorry if you liked him tho
I didn't like him, he's just this rapper who puts out a ton of music
ah i see
Ugh I hate people
you ever heard of bagpipe metal
No
head banger bro
I will check
makes me want to twist my balls anti clockwise and yell at a mountain
Did you ever heard of dwarve metal
German Medieval rock band Schelmish performing the number Chaos
yessir
A lot of metal tries way too hard and it comes off kinda cheesey
im a passionate man
can you give an example
i think i understand what you mean
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Tries too hard
fortnite battlepass
yeah sure fortnite battlepass
yeah this is a cover tho
Im aware
ye
the composition is off
Covers can be good
fat
and not cheesy
[listen in HD]
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Album: Ripe for Rebellion
Song: Men of Clay
Genre: Heavy Metal/ Folk Metal
All Rights by Triddana!
where is my strength
real
i feel weak
fat
nerfed
I took it for my personal gain.
i agree the cover's composition is off, shouldve spent more time on it
So it's into the Void
Now me girls and me boys
From Mother's hands we go
We'll be sailing to the sun
Till the voyage is done
Then we'll be sleeping in the cold below
Sisters! Below, below
We're going where the winds don't blow
Yes we're all bound down
To the deep and we'll be
Sleeping in the cold below, below
Sleeping in the cold below
Our sai...
Anyways back to listening to T-Pain and Mark Zuckerburg
The only real mashup music worth my time
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Polka indeed
I keep getting reccomended lofi shit and I need the hofi shit
mr farter enjoys the sounds
lofi not for me
i like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxWiRU1wrPo
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It's just stuck in the algorithm for me. It's all cassette tape hiss noise music
like man if I want hiss I will use a deck and cheap tape
Don't put it into your music to have it there...
neither
I have a lot of love for Russian culture and esspicaly hardbass
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real, its an aesthetic
Smoking a Cigarette in a Target Parking Lot.
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pall mall menthols
business man reincarnates as angry german l*li
Wut
The cig man has the dog in him
freaky ahh dog
whats your hyperfixation bro?
nicotine
I like the tier list

Coffee / stereo equipment / tube tvs / tools
he reminds me of other guys i smoke with
mine is anything that stimulates my emotions
I used to listen to this banger a lot
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serotonin
Im not sure I'd call a chemical addition a "hyper fixation"
what if its research
hamilton
that dude that takes obscure drugs and researches them
Ah, right, "research"
nah this dudes locked into ciggs beyond just hooked on them
He collects
Like how the people in the movies do "research" on revealing feminine clothing
two men share a cig for two hours
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Yummers
idk about the guy but he did some documentary shit for vice when it was still credible
right wink I wink see wink what wink you wink mean wink
I love the mexico vid
real
You know the one?
dudes humour is fucking legendary
p sure ye
Thanks
Very good
Oh? Maybe not
does he ever show the teir list? I'm curious
different one then
Respect
watch the mexico one its got a really funny part
Salvia
are the aliens finally killing humans
perhaps
tell me yes
Did they tell you how to play some killer bass
31st march mark ur calander
march? too far
calender
now or never aliens
colender
clanedar
im a desperate man
are you an alien zeerol
psyio
I hope you stub your toe
woah there bucko
scorched earth
i hope everytime u wear socks one of them always sag into ur shoes
i spelt that wrong so many fucking times
i hope you wake up once an hour every hour tonight
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm
i hope u always feel the need to sneeze but cant
Zee, someone of your caliber should never be so... improper. For shame.
i hope your next shit is the painful one
I hope your clothes are slightly itchy
the one where you gotta do this shit
⭕ 💢 ⭕ 💢 ⭕ 💢
ShUT

I hope I get a good nights sleep 😊
i hope ur shoes untie but never at the same time
that happened to me once
real
i hope your ankle does that weird side fall thing while you walk
I hope your next drink is luke warm
i hope u always have no tp when u shid
that happened to me today
damn
did u use ur emergency poo sock
I hope you have a nice day 
i asked my bf to bring some
thats my emergency poo sock
I got a text saying my netflix is expired!!!
They sent me a link so its okay
I click
give them your credit card information
i bought cat fud and some other junk earlier and used my card
Its ok they have it!!!
it almost declined
They just need all
2 clams extra and i wouldnt have enuf
struggling to feed the family

I sacrifice everything.
clams?
To netflix
5 guys
wizards are just mad scientists
I was on board with the meat wizards thing until it was generative imagery
ye
but ai was ment for memes
they call me the meat wizard for how i make meat dissapear (i was very hongery)
w h a t
Hey Zee, you should doodle a Chibi Wizard that conjures meat


conjure some evil spells
i should stream sumthin today but i feel tired zzz
You know nothing of the dark arts
Coffeh
But like fr, I'll never understand the appeal of AI art n shit
Neither do I but if it's used for shit posting why not
Like holy fuck, pay someone like $30 for an infinitely better rendition of what you were thinking of
it's only good for shitposting
Like you'd never fucking manage to get an AI to make a good picture of me
ai should be used to turn woter into fud
water it
where cheseborgir plant
thats a thing too
Soybeans

I've read no lies
fldsmdfr is real
are you having a stroke
plant burger
spider burger
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that looks bad
it does hahaha
think i saw a vid of someone trying to get 3d fud thing working and it never really did
the heat either melts the thingie too fast or it just doesnt work
But yeah like, with AI, you'd at most get a hollow, vague, aphantasia afflicted version of the image you're thinking of
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Number 15
You'd never be able to get an image of me out of an AI
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its the coffee guy
cheseborgir
silly coffee nerd
i want infinite fud
chumnky
death by fud coma sounds like a nice way to go
Hungry games
food pregante
belive me
my last meal would be what big smoke was havin
Lead?
yes
name it without googling it
Lovely
9mm parabellum
I know there was a no.3 in there
I'll have
i like .22
2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, 2 large fries and a large soda
might be wrong
hi chat
2 numba 9s
a numba 9 large
a numba 6 wit extra dip
a numba 7
2 numba 45s (one wit cheese)
an a large soda
Hello bro
fries wasn't in there but it's mostly spot on
me when I'm delulu
so true its cheeseburger time
I could honestly go for one of those rn
I'll just get a Bacon Deluxe with a Coke No Sugar and a medium chips thanks
Cheeseburgin time
i really want a borgir
muffin time?
a nice one
(que gif)
i dont really eat burgr
i could go for a tall woman impaling me right now
i eat burger
real
i want a borgir that would make me weep
I had a burger like an hour ago
Mapo
I'm not exactly tall, but I've got some pretty sharp knives
if it's under 2 meters of blade its too small
Mapal
and pickled radish

And you're a dragon so like, you're beneath me one way or another
it's got a great personality though
You know who else has some pretty sharp knives?
don't care, i soar in the skies living in my own world
we scavenge for fud in the kitchen dimension 
tu mama
Damn it but yes anyways later losers
Dracula?
yorokobe shonen
Byee
that priest really clapped
singular bread with a lil bit of beanut butter choco spread obtained
One single loaf
Kitchen?
Yorokobe shounen. Kimi no negai wa, youyaku kanau.
they pōr
Atta gorango di stabalaris
romanisation 
its a quote
bro had the priest drip
goes SO hard
fr
my fav south park character is kenny
Mines gibberish
is that the one that's perpetually gagged
I have a message from the future... Please need my warning. The next time you have to fart. DO NOT. IT IS A TRAP LAID BY THE GOVERNMENT
yes
the lore goes insane
just farted, no change
Its coming
mr fart is disappointed
he can run as fast as world traversing vehicules and uses a rocketlauncher like its a .22
The timer begins....
they also made shiro into a servant
bruh
take it back
Now take the cat
zeerol is not very smart
make the name match her look
I have a dog named dog
Sort of, her named bitsy technically, but iv been calling her dog for years now
name a cat as douglas and a dog as catherine
That would be pretty good if it didnt involve having a cat
I dont get the point of marshmallows on hot choco
mrshark
marshmellows are gross
They fun
How would you even drinl the marshmallow
waow
Just eat it
marshmallows are pog
wrong
He just like me fr
they remind me of bird shit
Marshmallows are peak childish fun thing
Marshmallows are marketable air
There squishy and yum
i love marshmallows rahh
mr farter denies the existence of marshmallow
Oh they exist
they really look like bird shit when they melt
omnomnon
zeerol is like 150cm and has the arm reach of missplums
she cant do much
Marshmallow is a government psyop
Exist to destroy whatever food they touch
zee eats bird doodoo
Marshmallow, custard, and jelly. These are the trifector of kids deserts
Remove marshmallow
it was tanghulu, sticky rice or armmans poeding
Is that coz u were a girl?
i shouldve bought marshmallows
Custard is 🤤
no
yommers
its cause i had different desserts
No. Remove yourself
Not if i remove u first
Ill bring you with me
zeerol is simply not sqigma at all
armmans poeding
the heck is that
Thats custard
looks like when i had bad sinus
If i was given that, id have spooned off the custard and the walked away

Fn lore
wrong, zeerol is actually a lv. 7 kaiju
tanghulu goes hard too
What why
cheap and ez
It just looks like christmas pudding but like. Better
hmmmm, shark meat
the react
I stress whenever i feel like it
real
J'aime
valid

i dont eat it anymore tho, its too sweet for an old man
Shark is perpetually stressed
squidma
Netflix adaption
Jaime y u do this
i crave, and you will satisfy

You are doomed shari
Wh
Anyway i have no other use for marshmallow, but i still have them
the heck are you doing here
Gonna put them in hot choco
I want one
Noe
i hate mvm, boring
Rood
Suffer
wrong option
How dare you say that to an MvM creator fr fr (the Mannhattan project is peak)
no lol it's boring, tf2 is only fun when its stupid
thats a rule for all pvp games
Without the memeing tf2 would kinda suck ye
the reason i play medic is because of the coop aspect, i hate strict pvp
mvm wave 666 soldier crocket is stupid
Yeah but the "troller" bot :( he's funni
who
I couldnt even get a freakin lobby of mvm
what maps you que
even the holiday ones?
The troller bot from a variety of custom missions fr
ah
idk what that is
fake fan
Stock MvM is boring yeah. I only played two cities for Mann up gambling. Otherwise it's just custom shit
666 is the best
No world is yours so long as I'm in it
do something about it nerd
dawg, i'm just a pve dude, i dont have the time or mental energy for pvp
Yeah. It's pve
nah offline pve
ELDEN ring
or coop gamesz
like warframe
Ah real
oh no
Mods. Send him to wave 668 of "pain"
Or execute him fr!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!
i know your degen ass aint saying that
... True
stand
stand but its joever for u
This never happens, all scouts will grab that max health kit when they take 1 damage from fall damage
I will buy laugh taunt again just so I could steal a medkit in front of medic and laugh at them
i thought you quit scout
I will pick it just for shits and giggles
Aka picking up sandman and chasing down defenseless heavies
Lmao me waiting for dinner
hi echo
Yo does anyone know Japanese here, I need to translate a label to english
🫂
Guuuuys what video game should I play
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I'm BOOOOOORRREEED
try limbus company
me after forcing zeerol to take a bath
in my towels thinking of what to do with my time
read
noh
yah
Wagwan
echo i have question
Ask
what country do you reside in
i have lost the file, please remind me
What do you need this highly sensitive information for
He's a brit
i see
Residency ≠ Nationality
real
real
what is that how did it get in my base
Eat
Don't forget to feed your toaster before going to bed
That's a baby chick 🐤
the new lighting engine is really good in early access
show it djmax
embed fail burger girl
what do you want.
please
i have an issue with my drivers nvidia maybe? i dont know !
here is
https://discord.com/channels/136501320340209664/1327240304046112829
wait on tech support
someone will eventually help
right, i will be eating sushi while i wait
beard usually helps when they can
just wait
what sushi tho
🍣 
sashimi and suchi of fried shrimps
wa u eat in the morning?
its not morning
its midnight
for me
but i usually eat later in the day; not much of a breakfast enjoyer
i love breakfast with coffe and pankakes and nutella!!
are u +40?
around there
i got 2 more years in me
u 52 4real?
44 here

pleas tell me u single and u bought ur house, thats the dream
engaged two ex wives 5 kids lol. i'm the nightmare.
i bought two, and the ex's took them both.
i need a boifu, becase i am at bad at cooking tbh
o yea, but pz has alot of role play, is a perfect place for that u know
Bro don’t say that, I would feel old too!
im a stern man
i am not looking that here anyways
35+ is old?
nah we're not old dw
Same except for coffee! It makes me acidic.
i cant handle sweet foods, more for you two to enjoy ig haha
Hahaha you’re hard on @quasi slate
🚬 backrooms
we do a lil trollin
a devious lad, a rogueish fella, other words
cute
You are rank #213 at level 22 with 23,031 experience. (1,269 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■ ] 40%
I hope we can level up even by just reacting 🤣
if you're over 21 your old!!!!!!
if only dawg
Okay, I’ll accept defeat.
im a desperate man
actually no
i dont want to level up
if i up my rank ill lose my name
Well well well if it isn't the identity fraud stan.
mr farter cannot do this

foul beast
Hi artisan. 😘😘😘
I’m running out of words! 🤣 hahahah

Okay ❤️
send them to me instead
Don't send me heart aswell 
What? What part of your name will you lose?
fym
we all know ur 11 year old
my entire user will change
ok
cause a mod changed it for me
exposed
I’m desperate to remove my toilet plunger icon. Lols 🤣
ill need to ask leon to change it back...or ill change it
the plunger-tide continues
Of course bro! We’re bros after all.

i wont beg

you're almost to the next rank
i will go to leons house and demand
What? He is over 20++
me when el fail does the funni dance
and then ill play drums while he's on guitar like bros
What!?? Didn’t know that!
he is 11 years old dw
also im the only sane person here
That’s why I keep yapping… 🤣✌🏻 pardon me.
everyone is crazy
Yes thanks… I’m doing my best! 🤣
my only craze is for strong women
find new ones already i sent u sauces man cmon
Woooh! Yooo! I like that. I play keyboard sometimes.
@toxic hawk
Have you gotten used to our craziness?
Like missplums? 🤣✌🏻
nah
yes she would qualify
i am too sane for you peasents
peasants*
Hahahhaha it’s okay @rain mango
nah i will
Why the sad face? Or is it a bored face?
Blud can't bother translating french regiments for me but decides to correct my spelling mistakes

That’s our Artisan. I know deep inside you’re a sweet person hahaha
would take too long
who are u again?
A random person? Hahahha
lazy bitch no wonder it took me so long to get u to play nmrih w me
















