#general_chat
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i drove all the way out to riverside for vhs tapes and all it has are magical woodland vhs 





I mean vhs is vhs
Is still good
moopy can yap here without going to pzchat
How
Its illegal
I mean i did it
I sinned
Am i going to jail
sinning means having fun
christian priests used to think eating breakfast was sinning
real tho if they had to eat cause they were sick theyd need to prostrate themselves infront of the clergy and beg forgiveness
omar is being contrarian today
I actually was agreeing with them just now
I dont think thats how i wanted this conversation to go to
prostate
source?
You made no statement about your thoughts on that before I responded
one sec ill grab it
give me some sources mate
let me get em
I believe fartass judt cuz idk what he talkin’ bout. Yes he might be wrong but thats cuz i dont care, christianism isnt my thing
christianity"
let grammar be your thing atleast
nah its true
You edited your thing, you messed up “atleast”
many priests would say "whats filling in the morning? your prayers" [paraphrase]
i have more source
yeah mate youre autistic or cant read

ever heard of fasting?
Now calm down dude, what
if you fast and break your fast for no reason
Imagine shit talking someone's grammar and saying "youre"
it literally says "they would beg for forgiveness if they committed gluttony first thing"
yeah
so
youre agreeing with me?
because that would break their fast
yeah
so i would agree on a certain condition
It’s okay, let it be that way. English aint my main language. I just wrote it the way i thought it was
bro what
so whats wrong with that mate?
it isnt my main language either + i was just pointing out nothin serious
wut
dudes on about something else man
anyways
silly rules
I don't even know what's going on, I'm just here
idk either
theyre normal rules
Actually that sums up any conversation I'm ever in
all i know is im correct once again
i dont know what you find wrong
youre not correct
You literally said “are you autistic” thats quite the thing
you need to give some context
Lets end it here mkay
either im illiterate or what the scallop is goin on
This guy hates breakfast
i was talking to the other guy
More of a brunch guy it seems
its a secret from everyone including me
I doubt it, we were only one talking. Specify next time pls
Whoever you said it to
i just eat whenever man
so please give some context before throwing out random quotes
lalala
oki buddy source
cant really ask for much from a atheist
there it is
🤓
Gross
bug
Shoot em down
bugs are awesome
but they have the cool armor and giant robot
yipee i almost finished updating b42
krill em
I will while wearing my X-02 power armor
so i can finally play it after a year
my ideologies lie with whoever has the coolest armor
Shoot em down, steal their shit
respectable
Enclave :)
crusader?
Nah if I'm ever looking for a faction to join, it's guaranteed gonna be a bandit faction
very nice
Or I just make my own bandit gang
real
i liked yes man and houses factions, they felt the coolest out of any fallout game to me
Lmao no this is general chat
one more episode before i eep
We ain't talking bout Zomboid here
oui ? vous avez besoin ?
ive never played zomboid
just answer me man
Im gonna go with minuitemen this run
the heck is zomboid
thats where my french stops i cant understand anymore
why depressed ?
idk zee
Independent Vegas because I like Yes Man, he a chill dude
I just love these types of personalities so much
Bud I literally just did
qu'est-ce qui ne va pas?
I said no
Im at a hotel again.
the alcoholic retired detective auntie type
y
j'aime les dragons.
rip, no wife for you
ah bah écoute moi aussi
I only see chillin' and being cool, and that's enough said
what i described is perfect
my french teacher did not prepare me for project zomboid general chat man
my french teacher was a fucking asshole
What you described fits yaga in awaria more
le mec bosse pas et par la suite blame son prof mdr
i gotta play awaria
oi oi
hein ?
I know just the guy that fits that
It's free
who up escaping they tarkov
he does
please man i dont know that much french
bah tkt j'arrete, chuis pas trop le brute
sounds about right ?
Nah man I'm up fortressing my team
halfing my life rn
Almost make me to left for dead somebody
anyways, ELDEN RING
deepwoken copy
who ?
see light, the women i love, i kill
deepwoken so irrelevant dude gave up lmaoo
never heard of it
true😭
cant wait for conquest so i gotta switch games
i through of playing cs2 but i saw that b42 came out
everyone on jujutsu now bruh
i really hate those type of games man
not a single person playing type soul anymore
I love the type of man that will actually just kill me
type soul even existing is insane
just delete it so we forget about it
fucking explodes
I don't like Lucy man gimme rebbecca
gimmie Adam 😘
you must prove yourself. ascend to axe rank to unlock your perms
Adam smasher was the best waifu all along
JAIME NOT AGAIN
whoops he tripped
d-d-deepwoken?
another deepwoken player?
no, DARK SOULS III
ugh another deepwoken copy
get on duke's level mate
deepwoken is like the only revelant rouge like game on roblox
and the duke is a boss from the game
i never played roblox in my life
Ah Roblox, that's why I've never heard of it
jujutsu shenanigans or something
Haven't played that shit in like over 10 years
😭
roblox ass lately

i think about playing pz all day and then never hop on
irrelevant, come here boy
satire btw
i run fast
mr farter deploys :
distraction
dies
kills you
hey anyone know how to move the little things in the top right bc my moniter broke
my stratch wound has just got infected, what should i do?
ignore it
its not from a zombie
i was going to ask how but my username is my display
mr fart doing his duty
Does a higher level in tailoring make your crafted items better? Or only the reinforcements
i just unlocked AP mines in enlisted >:3
can someone help me please, i want to install beta 41.78.16 but i cant find it. Does anyone know where to find it
do we have any release date for the fix on amd black screen?
hi gentle chat
only the patch effectiveness im pretty sure
tailoring level enables you to craft more
restart ur pc, lose the high impact startup programs thru task manager, and make sure you have like 13-14 GBs of free ram
oh wait this on amd? sorry I didn't see that part nvm
yes i have an old dedicated amd graphics card
im not gentle
nor am i chatting
im a rogueish man
a brute
i eat jam from the jar
yet here u are
having to download 100+ mods to join a server < anything else 😦
no
doing anything else is better than having to download 100+ mods, to join a server
change the sign then mate
real
bam
dw man i understood it im just being a dick
finishes download of 100+ mods then doesn't join the server. XD
I hate that the community of the game I play cares way too much about numbers than anything else
Like I just want some chill people who give me tips that will actually help me, not just criticize every little thing I’m doing because it’s not to “utmost efficiency”… like bruh, I’m not a speed runner like you, stfu
I was gonna be like “don’t be stressed little deer” until I saw the name…
And also the fact that apparently it’s a mouse too
It's only about the numbers, if you aren't looting all of the trash cans in Zomboid, then you're fucking up massively
Collect all the dumpster beer bottles
feel that - it is a sandbox game, after you die - none of those numbers matter, AT ALL lol.
And, they will die... eventually
minmaxing so you can get the perfect calorie count every day only to die cause your watlked into a tree and got a deep wound on your neck
This is why you should just stick to eating trash can peanut butter and chips
It's a simple life
The big concern is that they're gonna add raccoons, that's gonna be awful, extra competition for the trash cans
One less thing to panic about everyone 😂😇 now to panic about the next thing
im the trash man
me and the raccoons will thrive
FN my skylights are completely fine 😇
Now I can panic about the sewer line/tree root issue solely
YAY

mods 99% complete... let's check out this server after waiting ~30mins 😄
your internet is trash
Huh
but real
all this extra shit I don't need - cats, collectibles, and more music - that i alread didn't listen to.
the trash cans unironically got buffed in b42, so much good shit in the garbage bags
Do you need me to panic about your internet speeds?
cambrie
speeds are fine - the amount of unneed mods - that is the panic
What are we supposed to be panicking about now?
Fn
It's been 12 seconds.... my lack of panic is making me panic!!!!
The sewer line tree roots my husband removed
eat smoke
What kind of tree?
HOW you consume, matters
$20,000 replacement estimates definitely will do that
Not rea....
A small-medium sized tree
what the fuck cambrie
what are you doing
Ikr, hopefully they’re wrong

My tree is growing through the sewer line that’s what I’m doing wrong
It'd be cheaper to fly me down there, buy the parts and tools have me fix it, pay me and fly me back
I’m talking about a different game. I understand this is the zomboid server, but there’s also a chat specifically for zomboid. The game I am referencing is actually monster hunter lol
They’re always too concerned about me using certain attacks because they’re “bad”
But they’re not bad
You don't even know what type of tree it is
They’re just situational
The plumbing company has yet to call me back to come look but they’re allegedly 24hrs
burn the house down
and move to bulgaria
wtf..........
the last 2 files are just MUSIC.. TF
This can be the only thing. There is only one tree in that area
Mind you $20,000 is the entire line allegedly
We are going with this option however in the meantime we don’t know how damaged the line is. We’ve had to clear it twice in a year but after the initial cleaning with the snake everything drains fine so im hoping it’s a very cheap fix under $400
I was reasoning to stinkname
Idk, it’s small and I could possibly do it myself
Is this cod
In the case it does keep doing that, removing the tree might be the only long term solution. You cant exactly train roots
not to my knowledge at least
this is escape from tarkov barebones build
Exactly but even after we still might need to replace the line from the preexisting damage
You can dig the pipe so it's exposed, cut out the outside roots, then coat the holes in an epoxy then have rotor rooter clear the pipe and never have the problem again. If it's a willow tree you should pull it out
the pipe was just there and the tree was also just there
what does this have to do with you
Ah and I forgot that there are deterrents you can put to stop the roots from encroaching
Willow tree roots are the hentai tentacles of the tree world
But if that is going to be $1,000-$20,000 I won’t know until they come out
can some1 tell me if they can play multiplayer on b42 or if it is just me that the game just wont let me create a server with my friends
yeah moving earth isn't cheap
Because it’s not on the part that the city takes care of
Yeah that sounds like California permits for a job that can be solved for under 2k if you can pull it off without anyone noticing
Buy the epoxy
lmao - i fkn knew it - joinned the sserver and PZ crashed on em
Buy cheaper epoxy
Is this $5?
Yes
Idk what I am doing
It’s front yard so I assume a shit ton of wires and stuff in the ground around it
eh
Get the property plans from the town. Probably going to cost you your first born in cali. Call before you dig I think it's 811 or something Google it
Last tree we had removed was $3k and that tree was substantially bigger
right and you need a blueprint probably of the layout so you don't accidently damage something
accidentally causes state wide internet outages
You're a Chinese spy I knew it
Damn I’m not getting paid for this
I’m so good I didn’t even know
youre not a crocodile shark are you?
Your pay is the glory of serving the Glorious God Emperor Xi Ji Ping
Nah I would be a megaladon
Nah.
I want money
You're mouth that big?
fiber optic cables would just be a light snack then
No but they’re the cooler shark
Lol good answer
I use to be cool. Then i got sober
Tiger shark because the stripes are cool?
Or I could be an orca sinking billionaires yachts
Whale sharks suck. They're not even really sharks
Very cool
They just chillin', y u beefin' with em?
Oh shit I forgot to bring in the rest of the groceries
the groceries are the trees now
I would sink this creeper too
They would be frozen here
It is water and they do like water
That reminds me of a scary story I once read about a tree slowly inching words a house to supposedly destroy it. No one believes the narrator till it causes some damage and they cut it down. Story ends with the narrator noticing the forest closing in
I though it was a little goofy as a kid. Like how do you piss off trees that much
The lorax had enough
The previous owner of my house pissed off the trees
If we ever move again I know even more to look for.
Buy a home they said, it’s nice to own something they said. Pretty soon only billionaires can afford these prices
real
They tipped you off. Lucky
you mean the groove?
You sound like a depressed lorax
I was about to say
Have you seen the cost to replace a roof? It’s the price cars were prior to 2019
landlord could do it for a fraction of the cost
Exactly what I say when people ask for advice on if they should buy
A Walmart parking lot would be amazing here
Yeah you’re paying 2k-5k a month but you know what you’re not paying for? Repairs for issues you didn’t cause
support the hastily painted line
Hilarious
i make my egress from chat
its too
egress
English isn't a real language
I refuse to belive such a vile tongue exists
I’m stealing this btw

Except make it target
can you really steal a stolen item?
I colonized the colonizers
Steal deez nuts
It's been half a decade 💔
Lemon cookies
School day is over, hooray! Until we hit the next day
Stay in school, join the girl scouts, sell me your girl scout cookies
That's my cookies, hop off!!!
STOPPP
Samoas are fucking good
School holidays ended wahhh
They ended this week
When does cookie season start
Its sadening
Summer
hi cambiee
They ended just today for me 💔
And some mfs have it to 13th
Couldn't spare 2 days smh smh
That’s forever from now
Just wait
Hiii
Itll come soon
hru <:3
Going through cookie withdrawals wbu
i was eating uhh something similar to cookies
rn
._.
pls dont harm me
its cookie with icecream beneath it on a cup
Theyll kill you
just get your hands on a delicious, sickeningly-sweet coke zero OREO
Never say that again
I want lemonades or whatever they’re called though not Oreos
Oreos are good tho. Just not the coke zero ones
it isnt oreo tho its normal cookie
Oh god
its soft cookie
Im technically not american and i dont like it
Not my type
Hey is this a good place to give suggestions on new content or is there a better chat?
Got things you want to see in PZ? Post here! Tip: search to see if there's already an existing thread.
keep this in mind as well
Thank you dude I had been chatting around in the other rooms and hadn't gotten anything
Yeah I was expecting many others had probably already jumped on ideas I had thought of while playing the game
No problem, most people don't focus on the forums in daily chat, feel free to ask a mod or message the Spiffo Bot to create a ticket
Haha
valverde embed
valverde the best midfielder in the world
What about Bellingham
Has anyone tried pressing the HOME key on the b42? It seems that some DEV function is linked to it, which makes the light system and other things look strange
Based on a quick search of the code it looks like it's some debug code yeah, toggles "FBORenderChunk"
it's good
damn, it?
Failed to connect P2P with Project Zomboid server
What to do with this error
?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDsCbBHOcHG/ @loud pumice
Ratatouille lore
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#caricature #art #fyp #humor #artreels #funny #cringe #mouse
129219
Restart the world’s internet
i wish
Wah dids
How do i get rabbit hides?
anyone tried halfsword yet?
any word on a patch update for build 42
@toxic hawk
can you have a family and children in the game i am quite new?
lol
not yet
everyone’s dead my man
maternity for b44
im playing in b42 it has no multiplayer right now sorry homelander
ur survivor is cannonicallly like one of the few people not dead in Knox country
ur alone BUT
not officially but there are some really good mods
let me show u something
check out the bandits mod
is it steammods?
when will it be build 43, its 41 right now ?
42 just released as a beta
oh okay so if i start a new server will it be 41 or 42
multiplayer doesnt exist in 42 right now
Multiplayer is not out on 42 as it usually isn't for all releases
i dont have any friends anyway so its okay i play solo
hi, how do i join a server on zomboid?
how do i get permission
anyone got a clue when B42 multiplayer coming ??
No
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My coworker spilled my entire can of monster on the desk
Brought that from home to enjoy it and couldn’t even get more than a couple of sips out of it
Your coworker owes you a new monster
Two fiddy
Burger
so true
what wrong with it :3?
I was gonna say, you're wearing the helmet the wrong way
Kinda weird...
I had to flip my models cause they got flipped automatically in B41
I guess they fixed that bug lol
Later today
So tomorrow for (half of) us Americans.
cool
Man, General chat is like on life support most of the time compared to pz-chat
Damn, nearly 20 hours huh
I left it on since yesterday
in the middle of cow field when heli showed up
next goal get to gas station by airport, drive by cow farm, find more freezers, slaughter these pigs maybe
convert pig farm to cow farm
honestly I should just build a house at the cow farm
so many moo'ers to moove
are there larger animal trailers?
I saw a horse trailer. A black one, with slots for feed.
pause
she moo on my cow until I bovine
What
General chat is a strange place sometimes
Chicken ain’t nothing but a bird
there is no law that stops you from marrying your dinner
Chicken was my dinner
You monster
What
flops over ded
Hi shat
who that
Shat chat
SOOOO CUTE
Baby eagles look like grumpy old men
“GIT OFF MY LAWN”
Looking ass
lol
birds killed my turtle
we eat bred 
im literally crying rn
how could you do this to joshua
Clowning on a person's dead turtle is beyond depraved
nah fuck joshua
Who the heck is Joshua
im clearly not joshua
why you hacking
Ok not Joshua
🫂
no hugs for you
Nah hugs for him
is Joshua in the room with us now
No but not Joshua is
Why is general chat always alive when I'm about to not be, temporarily (aka about to sleep)
skill issue
just dont sleep lmao

I could but I just like to tbh.
Plus, It gives me something to... do? not... do? idfk... late at night
my mental state is sinking by the minute
Same
I’m losing my mind as we speak
stop, get your own mental illness
Fiiiiiine
I have severe anxiety and depression, with Asperger's on top of that. I claim all of those
🫵
severe anxiety and depression
S A D
nice acronym
you should call it big sad
Know what. feck it. Gonna stay up tonight. Why the feck not
no dont
Cause is bad
Danger
you'll regret it
Sleep is good
I never noticed that and that is both depressing. And hilarious. Deprarious.
Cambrie jumpscare
hello Cambrie
Hi
I used to only survive on 30min of sleep when in school so i'll be fine
it did startle me tbh
why would cambrie do this 
Cause cambries evil!!!
they can't help their menacing aura
I got jumpscared by my own music earlier
We must kill cambrie!!!!!!
They got terrifying presence
I’m actually going to stay up too just to make sure no jumps happen
jumps?
Probably repack the go bags
Fire
pupper jumpscare
Is there a revolution brewing here too? second server in a row...
hello plum
ello
What? We have one mutual server
im going to give spiffo the thumb screws
what did spiffo do this time
we don't talk about Upsilon
I mean this isn't the first server to have a revolution that I'm in
HAND REVEAL !??!?!?!?!!!111 👁️
they slightly irritated me
of all the things to comment on
First one was in the Historically discord. There was like 5 in total there

bit much
Took about 5 seconds to be taken down
I took it down silly
who’s lurking
that was sent to us by the moderator lol
Really lol wow
I love lokiel, even though he prolly doesn't like me 👉 👈
lokiel trolled me once and im still salty
At least your admins don't join the public vc, say "D*ck" and leave. I hope...
twat
Only on Tuesdays
I feel like NasKo would totally do this for fun 😂
Baph maybe
Srry Mistershark, I'm dumping you
huh
Idk which Joshua is the real one
i am
stressed emoji

damn it i have the hiccups
The admin on the Historically server does that all the time. He also just shouts it randomly like he has tourettes or something
I counter with hunter seeker missiles
fuck ooffff hiccups
(Which ik he doesn't)
FUCKING HICCUPS
i like hiccups
Leon would too but it would be something else
I occationally have them still but I think it happens less and less as you get older. idk tho
Leon kennedy here
seems to be the opposite for me
apparently spine problems can cause them tho (which i have)
so that may be why
Really. I never knew that
yeah, i have severe scoliosis
unhappy emoji
why would ben rye do this 
i get surgery for it some time in the next two months
did skele man live?
have your emotes malfunctioned
shork
I only have inflamed... below hip parts. I can never remember what it's actually called
WHERE !?
It hurts insanely bad when I touch that area
it's already on you
below hip parts?
what
sciatica?
Like on the hip, but below that. On the muscle
idk, all I know it has to do with my ability to never be able to touch my toes
That word looks off
Like, really really off
occasionally
But i dont know how to fix it
Occasion.
Ah
haha beat you
Root word.
i still won
Actually no, my doctor said it isn't since it's inside that hurts
why would miss plums beat hana 

Ok. Internet medallion.
but then again, war 🥰
ty ty
Also I think I'm faaaaaar too young to have arthritis anyway.
you’re never too young to have a crippling chronic illness
what word
🫂
me and who
Back from my mute
I forgot you can’t make the text big smh my head
I did start balding at 17, and I currently look like a 50yo at 26, so I guess anything's possible
literally 1993, i tripped that mute once
i had a dream last night where i just relived my rant about not having a partner in life and i feel very lonely lmao
i forget it exists
Damn that's rough
Literally 1532
im so aloooone
These have been true and real facts, with assaisin.
My facial structure def doesn't help either. I look like, according to, like every friend that has seen my face, 'I steal kids.'
It sucks.
where’s my love and leashes story
You should of hit him
I just got a baby face it seems, but to counter that I've also got severe osteoporosis
what did missplums mean by this 🤔
who or what is love and leashes
🫂
kdrama about bdsm
The stairs didnt help?
No, throwing myself down flights of stairs didn't seem to help much
Odd
are you uhh, a koreaboo?
I also have like a beer belly, despite not liking beer.
oh no not at all
o
i just like watching yoitube videos edited to music

I'm the complete opposite, a skeleton
The hells a koreaboo?
someone who’s really into korean stuff
I had a feeling it might've been but i wasn't sure
Oh so a weeaboo but Korean
Wooabee
I thought korea didnt have stuff
With that logic a person who’s obsessed with the crusades would be a
Crusadaboo
at least they're not a wehraboo
They have K-pop
Im gonna be completely honest, and this isnt a meme
due to being in the history buff community, I know a few Wehraboos
i never use "weeb" to disparage people dont worry
I thought k pop was japanese
actually the word is different
nearly choked on my own spit
I didnt realise the k just meant korea
what
I don't associate with them tho
what did you think jpop was
Jorea
Iv never heard anyone say j pop
sounds like an std

if u interested inna dedicated server got one going, lots of mods, a small active group. it runs well and has 32 player cap hmu
Idk, i like music in languages i know anything else doesnt interest me
uncultured swine
Wouldn’t Japanese music be considered country music
…….
Lol
Think about it
oh my god im surrounded by idiots
*wha the *
Thats so true man
I wish i had that take
why would plums do this 
Not enough dumbassery!!!
TOO MUCH
Shark boi from the hit movie shark boy and lava girl!!1!1!1!
B42 CRM drip
im vegan
Country music refers to the American mid-west, aka the Country
its a vegan birb
THANK YOU
i only eat australians
vegan australian birb
i only eat missplums
(I know, i really hope you didn’t think I was being serious)
WAT
you're vegan?
One eyed one horned flying purlple australian eater
cant weasel yourself out of this
ur vegan
wease?
nah not really
Bro just starts hyperventilating
He’s on an “Australian only” diet rn
So vegetarian?
Australians are vegan friendly its true
ghoti, he’s joking
Shhh
what if im on a missplums diet?
Ah
im not very tasty atm, come see me in like a week or so
Youre just a boring cannibal then
What makes a cool cannibal tho
Variety
cannibals are inherently boring
I legit kinda get it tho. If you said traditional Japaanese music, maybe. But only bc Country music is part of the American cultural identity, and the same can be said for traditional Japanese music in Japan
Fair
yeah and i feel like im dead rn so shush
woops replied to the wrong person
yes but POP
as in POP music
POP MUSIC
JAPANESE POP MUSIC
YOU EEJITS
are you a kpop stan
I like the increasing amount of capitalisation
**GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!!
IMPORTANT**
The goth girls working at CERN!!!!
They cause spooky effects at a distance!
(If you get this joke you are 10/10 big brain)
I know, that's why I specified "traditional" not Japanese music in general.
i enjoy watching various people in famous positions in korea do dumb shit but im not an active stan no
youd be surprised how funny some of them are
They are super easy to annoy from my experience
Kinda funny ngl :3
honestly i just like seeing them annoy each other cuz that’s also my sense of humour
i too express affection by beating the shit out of my friends
I wish we were as lax as you, here in the US... especially when it comes to famous people doing... anything really
I hit em with the most aggravating thing known to man
im not korean
“Oh you like the k pops
I never said you were
You like the bts
no, actually
they never stood out to me for their humour idk
From what I’ve seen they just simp over Korean people, it’s creepy ngl
Do you like Joji out of curiosity?
I'm sorry that no one got the joke.
I bet it was very funny
tbf to stans, korean people are conventionally quite attractive, but that’s not why im interested in the idol community
Look up BABYMETAL some time. They might change your mind about idols.
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i already know them
zeerol
I mean yeah they have the biggest plastic surgery industry I think
Last time I checked they did
k cool
even ignoring that
ghoti
Catvocate
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stinky
Ik there's like a 0.00001% chance of this, but does anyone know/is a fan of Rabbit Junk?
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