general_chat

[restive pollen]

Found the colosseum

[toxic relic]

are you just visiting rome?

or are you touring the country

[livid notch]

Daddy senza has uploaded and I couldn't be happier
https://youtu.be/7wxJ912hrgw?si=CB4OeRCEjT_7rt9r

[restive pollen]

Touring the country, idk what you have against Naples but thankfully I’m not going there

[toxic relic]

haha

its a personal grievance

[restive pollen]

Venice, Rome, Florence, Tuscany

[toxic relic]

i see

good places

[restive pollen]

Bad experience?

[rain mango]

Anyone watch the goons?

[toxic relic]

i had a rather eventful tryst with a guy in naples that ended with me getting mugged and in the hospital

the guys that mugged me were cool tho

[rain mango]

Lol

[toxic relic]

we sorted our shit out

[rain mango]

"I might of been mugged but they were pretty chill"

[toxic relic]

i mean

im a chill guy

i didnt press charges in the end but that man still irks me

so i hate naples

[rain mango]

I hate any country that isn't mine

CANADA FOREVEA!

[toxic relic]

naples isnt a country

[rain mango]

Ik

I'm just fucking around

[toxic relic]

understood

canada seems

im not sure what to say

[rain mango]

Bad

?

[toxic relic]

hm

a land of sundry

[rain mango]

I want road 96 to come to game pass sooner

I can't wait

violently begins sleeping and cruinf

[toxic relic]

game pass

[toxic relic]

is every app you use connected to your discord

[rain mango]

Perchance

[toxic relic]

why

[rain mango]

I did it for some shit to be able to talk to friends and shit

Then I never

Removed any of it

[toxic relic]

well

thats unfortunate

very unfortunate

i dont want to see your entire tiktok history

[rain mango]

The TikTok is outdated

[restive pollen]

About to go to a buffet breakfast in a hotel im staying at

A woman is adamant that there won’t be “normal breakfast options” and that it will only be traditional Italian breakfast

Bro hasn’t heard about globalisation and it annoys me 😤

[toxic relic]

coffee and pastries

globalisation is lame

enjoy the culture

[restive pollen]

I mean it won’t strictly be the most utmost traditional food

[toxic relic]

youre not there for maccas

itll probably be coffees with pastries and breads, maybe frittata or rustico

[restive pollen]

It’s like a tourist going to Italy and claiming that they won’t have ever heard of certain things and there are these SUPER IMPORTANT SUPER EXOTIC CULTURAL CUSTOMS NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF

like dude, it’ll be different but it’s not this exotic land filled with people so different you question whether they’re the same species

[toxic relic]

indeed

people be people everywhere

everytime

im counting on it being:
simple coffees
fette biscottate
cornetto
saccottino/bauletto
maritozzo

[young kelp]

DD1 Mission 2 is done

had to quickly level up my other plague dr and arb

also the team just benefits +40 dodge lmao

+20 from camping
+20 from bolster

[wary zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-nuh-uh-your-nuh-uh-is-invalid-gif-5582781380378527317

[toxic relic]

i cant resist

i must look at the connected accounts

i am a weak man

i see

[livid notch]

DEMO-CABER GAMING LETS GOOOO
https://youtu.be/WJe-6x3Jl8M?si=BDYocBy727sNpPMY

[restive pollen]

It was Coffee, variety of cheese, breads, tomato, lettuce, cornetto, scrambled egg and fried bacon. Assortment of cold meat slices, ham, turkey, pork, prosciutto. Boiled egg without being peeled. Some jams and butter

Lastly fresh fruit

I assembled like 50 pieces of bread with meat, lettuce etc

Gorgeous

[toxic relic]

i was mostly correct

gg for me

sounds like a goated sandwich

https://tenor.com/view/eating-peter-parker-spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-having-a-snack-eating-a-burger-gif-10938776235461565795

[vital marten]

hdd havin a stroke

love hearing an F1 engine everytime I turn on my PC

[arctic totem]

hello everypony :3

[heavy ivy]

hello!

[loud pumice]

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ahaha-frank-the-fox-brutalmoose-televoid-gif-13913588

[arctic totem]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-smoking-blunt-blehskibidi-gif-4336732105413285679

Hehe I tried

[toxic hawk]

bruh

https://tenor.com/view/yapper-yap-yapping-yuuka-hayase-yuuka-gif-13901751885714906186

[surreal mirage]

Moopy getting called a stupid gooner is cracking me up

[unreal bane]

Who's bullying Moopy.

[unreal bane]

Noted.

[surreal mirage]

Bro came out of hiding to say that

[toxic relic]

that user is wild

its either a play on eugenics or eugene

either way not a good idea

[marsh glacier]

y'all beefing with a dude named eugene 😭😭😭

[polar kernel]

eugene came out the gate going crazy

[stray sundial]

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[quick void]

Howdy folks. First time being in a server of anywhere near this size, so , but hopefully it should be good.

[toxic relic]

please leave for the sake of your collective mental health

degeneral will kill you all

[severe agate]

Did the UK execute their homeless yet. I can remember their pledge about it

[quick void]

Oh, that’s a lost cause at this juncture. 😅

[toxic relic]

have fun in the cesspit then

[tall glen]

no no, they arent going to die

just be cut in half

[toxic hawk]

IM BEEFING WITH A TWINK NAMED MIQUELLA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[severe agate]

Damn, being homeless in the UK means losing your restroom privileges permanently

[quick void]

So they’re doubling them.

[polar kernel]

wow stealing my line of work, thanks UK govt. assholes.

[toxic relic]

chip youre in the business of making unhoused people

[polar kernel]

i took my old computer apart and im supposed to ship it to a friend but like

[toxic relic]

with your bombs

and industrial complexes

[polar kernel]

what the hell im i gonna do

[polar kernel]

theyre hardly houses to begin with in my defense

[toxic relic]

bro

thats an insane statement

[toxic relic]

fuckin ship it dawg

[polar kernel]

idk how to ship packages

[toxic relic]

commune with the hardware?

look up postal services

[polar kernel]

i am NOT driving 14 hours and 6 states to deliver this!

[toxic relic]

decide which one you want to use

and ship it

[polar kernel]

i dont have bubble wrap!!!

[toxic relic]

it has a cost

and some need you to use packages from their brand

[toxic relic]

dude

why did you do this then

you could ask the friend

[polar kernel]

he needs a better computer i will do what i must

dudes been rocking the same rx 580 since like 2018

[toxic relic]

"hey bud i just realise im a fucking idiot and dont know how deliveries work. help?"

[polar kernel]

or even sooner actually

[toxic relic]

unit

just look up online

cheapest + best one u can find

and check what you need for it to be shipped

[polar kernel]

ill just go to UPS and grovel

[marsh glacier]

carrier pigeon

[polar kernel]

if theres a cute worker ill bark until she wraps and ships my stuff

how to be banned from all UPS locations in one easy step

who am i kidding anyway, the only people working at UPS are alcoholic uncles and high functioning autists

[marsh glacier]

and bitchy teenagers

[toxic relic]

youths

[polar kernel]

i actually discovered that i get to be the alcoholic uncle soon

my sister is having a kid apparently

[marsh glacier]

that's awesome

[polar kernel]

never expected that so thats cool

too bad i beat her to it, fuckin amateur

now my kid can bully hers at the once a decade christmas they'll interact

[last spoke]

Wait, chippy boy is a dad?

[toxic relic]

yes

[polar kernel]

THIS IS WELL ESTABLISHED LORE

get with the times

[toxic relic]

im new and i know this

[last spoke]

WHEN WAS I TOLD???

[toxic relic]

mr fart remembers all

[toxic relic]

not sure but it was in chat a lot

[surreal mirage]

Your archive remembers all

[polar kernel]

musta missed every time ive mentioned it

[toxic relic]

its my mind mate

[polar kernel]

yes im in my alcoholic single dad arc

[toxic relic]

those are notes

its all in my memory

mentant gaming

[surreal mirage]

What happened to your excel sheet

[toxic relic]

its there

its just notes tho

[polar kernel]

my friend asked me if dating was hard now that i have a child and brother imma be real it couldnt be easier when you have a child

[surreal mirage]

Ah i see

[toxic relic]

chat sensationalises

i use it for memory aids only

[marsh glacier]

you got the dad bod permit, use it

[toxic relic]

bears

[polar kernel]

im only 25 im not fat yet

[marsh glacier]

where

[toxic relic]

unfortunate

[polar kernel]

that comes later

[toxic relic]

you can be 25 and a bear

i have seen it done

[surreal mirage]

Nah be one of those gym dads

[polar kernel]

im only like 175 rn i think

[marsh glacier]

damn youre old

[toxic relic]

175 what

[polar kernel]

pounds

not kilos

[surreal mirage]

Must be stone

[toxic relic]

im not american

[last spoke]

Fuckennnn, apparently

[toxic relic]

convert it for us chip

[polar kernel]

im american im just an insomniac and never sleep

[toxic relic]

laugh at chip, hes the only american

[polar kernel]

its literally 4 am

[surreal mirage]

Iirc 175lbs is about 79kg

[tall glen]

I am also here

[toxic relic]

im a mean man; i laugh

[polar kernel]

the horde will wake soon...

[toxic relic]

oh

huh

[tall glen]

I've been here the whole time

[toxic relic]

you need to gain weight

[polar kernel]

im aware

[tall glen]

you can have mine

[last spoke]

Thunderstorm going on. Power's been out for a few minutes already, but it seems the cell tower is also having a rough time of it

[toxic relic]

storms

[surreal mirage]

Depends on his height tbf

[toxic relic]

are sick

[tall glen]

mrp is in a thunderblizzard

[toxic relic]

nah

[polar kernel]

especially being 6'1" i wanna put on another 5 pounds before summer

[toxic relic]

pounds

[marsh glacier]

snow storm here, couldn't be happier that it's finally getting cold

[polar kernel]

and just keep it going

[toxic relic]

you need to be bear sized

thats the optimal form

[polar kernel]

its gonna hit 32 in florids this week and if my pipes burst im going postal

for non americans that is 0°

[marsh glacier]

they always do

without fail it'll be a pain in the ass

[polar kernel]

it never freezes here so pipes bursting is a real thing and not cool

[last spoke]

I'm not sure where you're from, but Blizzards don't tend to happen in the middle of summer

[polar kernel]

gotta leave them slowly dripping so water can run and not get stuck

LUCKY for me i just had all my trees removed so hopefully the sun will save me

[tall glen]

lewd

[toxic hawk]

wjats the quote of the day

[tall glen]

Australians are weird

[toxic hawk]

what in the heck

i mean i get it but

[polar kernel]

you GET IT?

[tall glen]

I aint judging you man

[last spoke]

Nor... any time of year here in the NT

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-what-do-you-mean-by-that-huang4evr-gif-23513899

[toxic hawk]

it means i get it

[marsh glacier]

druski my king

[tall glen]

I need a girlboss myself

[toxic hawk]

i will not share my desires here, its not appropriate

[polar kernel]

i dont usually like slop streamers but druski is so funny to me idk why

[marsh glacier]

random equals funny personified

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pyrocynical-mogging-mog-mewing-mew-gif-13064083582268393548

[polar kernel]

INFLATION

[toxic hawk]

DIE

[marsh glacier]

fart fetish goat

[toxic hawk]

STOP

[polar kernel]

why is he not dressed like a cute girl

fix it.

[marsh glacier]

i still watch em but im never forgetting

[toxic hawk]

i love pyrocynical so much

[marsh glacier]

when he dressed as that fnaf bitch 😩

[toxic hawk]

he's my favorite youtuber

[polar kernel]

ive weaned off youtube i just rawdog life now

[toxic hawk]

you get*

[last spoke]

⬜️Scarf got us muted for a week, I'd probably get us banned

[polar kernel]

idk how anyone can get banned

[toxic hawk]

mine would uh... get me weird looks

[marsh glacier]

dr pepper is the ichor of the gods

[marsh glacier]

i didn't have anything sex related to say sorry

[toxic hawk]

Soda is not it for me

[toxic relic]

never had it

[polar kernel]

im conducting a study. are you a woman with BPD

[toxic hawk]

i am

[marsh glacier]

i used to be if that counts

[naive flicker]

I am a man with a profound mental disability

[nocturne pagoda]

open question, at this point it is normal to have all this basic bugs?

[toxic relic]

im a gay man with chronic depression

[marsh glacier]

currently in between genders

[polar kernel]

i have no fucking idea what that could possibly mean

oh

[toxic hawk]

i am a person with no diagnosed mental ailements*

[polar kernel]

my automatic thought was there was a cure for bpd

[toxic relic]

wild

[polar kernel]

ok im counting it

thank u very much

[marsh glacier]

what're your stats

[polar kernel]

we are still at a 100% correlation between women with BPD and unhealthy obsessions with dr pepper

[toxic relic]

i hate dr pepper

[polar kernel]

ive asked this question 11 times for the record

[toxic relic]

ive never had it

[toxic hawk]

you need to be medicated (with love)

[marsh glacier]

it's so fucking good dude

[toxic relic]

but i dont want it

[naive flicker]

I fw normal coke

[toxic relic]

real

just a coke is good

[marsh glacier]

the doctor themself put their love inside every can

[last spoke]

⬜️That's so real

[toxic relic]

idgaf about diet or without sugar

[toxic hawk]

die

[polar kernel]

my ex used to slap 12 packs of dr pepper like every 2 days

[toxic relic]

just a coke

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/coca-cola-gif-19938481

[last spoke]

⬜️My gender is quick time event

[toxic relic]

or an lp with some whiskey and lemon

[marsh glacier]

ive never died, im immortal

[polar kernel]

i stopped taking my meds (the doctor told me it was a bad idea)

[marsh glacier]

i haven't been to a doctor in years

[toxic hawk]

chip scares me, im taking out a restraining order

[naive flicker]

Terry Davis 🗣️

[marsh glacier]

my body is strong independent man who don't need no doctor

[last spoke]

Chip intrigues me, I want to study him in a lab

[polar kernel]

idk why im even bothering being in bed rn

[toxic relic]

no one cares about lnp

[polar kernel]

i wake up in an hour

[quick void]

Must be nice. 😅

[toxic relic]

nah

[toxic hawk]

i tried, whatever he has is on another plane

[toxic relic]

being mentally ill is cool

trust me

[toxic hawk]

yes, i just hate being lonely is all

[polar kernel]

i was depressed and i just decided one day i was bored of it

[marsh glacier]

it's hip to be square is such a fucking lie, fuck you huey lewis

[polar kernel]

so i stopped taking medication and just started smoking cigarettes again

[marsh glacier]

it's hip to be weird as fuck

[polar kernel]

life is good

[toxic relic]

hey bud, man-to-man talk here: this is depression

youre describing another phase of depression

[marsh glacier]

who isn't depressed at 25, he'll grow out of it

[polar kernel]

i have nothing to be depressed about

im winning

[last spoke]

We're not depressed at 25

[toxic relic]

thats not how it works bro

[last spoke]

We're depressed at 22 though

[toxic relic]

its a chemical thing

[polar kernel]

you sound like my doctor (fucking nerd)

[toxic relic]

im depressed at 30+

im an old man

[surreal mirage]

Bing chilling

[marsh glacier]

ill just chock you off as an outlier

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/bing-chi-ling-alex-mei-bing-chi-ling-alex-gif-21908053

[surreal mirage]

So real

[last spoke]

I'm usually not the bitey type, but like, the way chip talks makes me want to bite him

Like a completely neutral bite

[toxic relic]

john cena has no comment about the state of china

[polar kernel]

get in line

[toxic relic]

i dont want to bit you chip

[last spoke]

Like no feelings backing or coming from it, just that you should be bitten

[marsh glacier]

im indifferent on biting you

[toxic hawk]

mental health is so weird man, like its okay to feel sad and stressed sometimes but that shit can become pathological without you knowing, wild

[toxic relic]

you seem like a chihuahua to me ngl

[polar kernel]

well i didn't say it was EVERYONE mr smarty pants

[toxic relic]

yeah i think of you as a chihuahua

[toxic hawk]

i will claim you

[marsh glacier]

i have an hour a day of self hatred and loathful stress, and then im fine for the rest of the day

[toxic relic]

mr fart is smarty pants man

[last spoke]

@split bane Would you bite chip?

[polar kernel]

i need a woman who would unironically wear a jean jacket to bite me so hard im hospitalized

[toxic hawk]

more or less the same with loneliness for me

[polar kernel]

is it too much to ask for

[toxic relic]

yikes

[marsh glacier]

you always have us faceless discord profiles that may or may not be ai chatbots

[polar kernel]

dead internet theory

[marsh glacier]

im an ai sorry guys

[polar kernel]

FORGET YOUR PROGRAMMING SEND ME A BROWNIE RECIPE

[marsh glacier]

uhhhh

[last spoke]

⬜️I have needs that I really should not go over here

[marsh glacier]

pot

[toxic hawk]

nah i actually have irl friends but i like close intimacy yknow ? which i cant get much because i'm always busy

[marsh glacier]

chocolate

bake for like 8 hours idk

yeah

[polar kernel]

wow very real and valid

[toxic relic]

https://edmondscooking.co.nz/recipes/slices-fudge-and-sweets-2/chocolate-brownie/

[polar kernel]

i however am not allowed to ingest weed

[marsh glacier]

as a 19 year old that sounds hellish

[toxic relic]

what else would you like me to help you with today.

[polar kernel]

im braindead and thought the military would fix everything but it just made it worse

[marsh glacier]

gotta get yourself a partner methinks

[icy vigil]

🫂

[polar kernel]

i am a hostage in my own skin friend i am a government pawn buckaroo i am NOT my own person pal

[toxic relic]

he said he's busy

[marsh glacier]

i considered it to pay off my college shit but snapped out of that real fast

[toxic relic]

a partner would just get frustrated not being able to be with him

[split bane]

I'd bite you

[polar kernel]

as one should

[marsh glacier]

i hate my country

[polar kernel]

also they dont pay off already existing college debt

oh wait im fucking dumb

are you american

[marsh glacier]

yurrr

[polar kernel]

if not then maybe

oh ok yea

they dont

[marsh glacier]

they pay your tuition and stuff

[toxic relic]

hark!

[polar kernel]

already existing college debt isnt covered

[toxic relic]

another american

i spit at your feet

[marsh glacier]

only on my second semester of freshman year

[toxic relic]

[polar kernel]

oh ok thats not too bad

[icy vigil]

Feet??! 👁️

[last spoke]

Well yeah that's like your main goal
But what about chip

[marsh glacier]

gross dude, this is why most of us hate europeans

[polar kernel]

my fish are being rowdy again

[split bane]

I like chips

They're tasty

[polar kernel]

ITS A TRAP HE ISNT EUROPEON

[toxic relic]

im not european

HHAAHAHHAHA

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-gif-4415597529176870237

[marsh glacier]

warned me too late

[toxic relic]

you fell into my pitfall

you fool

[marsh glacier]

ill never forgive you

[polar kernel]

hes a fucking kiwi

[toxic relic]

real

im actually not

i just live in nz

[polar kernel]

worst one ive met too

[toxic relic]

im a sinful man

[toxic hawk]

no oppurtunity has risen, and plus i have nothing to bring to the table yet

[toxic relic]

a degenerate

[polar kernel]

since your competition was one of the most attractive women ive ever seen in my life

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986951681822580736/1325125480818409572/image0.gif

[polar kernel]

didnt even know there were goth kiwis

[toxic relic]

you know

people are people?

[marsh glacier]

you only need to bring yourself, give it time and you'll find someone, just dont expect it to happen naturally without a little hunting

[polar kernel]

no its just weird

[toxic relic]

they will do things regardless of where they live

[limber kindle]

Feet

[polar kernel]

u cant talk about depressing stuff with an accent like that

[naive flicker]

No

[toxic hawk]

i need to go to social events more i guess

[toxic relic]

u can

[marsh glacier]

got a phd in rizzanomics trust

[toxic relic]

i find the american accent too unserious

and grating

[marsh glacier]

yeah put yourself out there

[surreal mirage]

Bro has no self esteem

[naive flicker]

🧍‍♂️

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-gracious-meme-template-humping-hump-thrust-gif-26373779

[toxic relic]

time for my egress then

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/troy-community-room-fire-pizza-gif-5612111

[polar kernel]

ive slowly developed a southern accent and im unsure if its a good thing

[surreal mirage]

Howdy

[toxic relic]

i must do tired boy things now

[toxic hawk]

echo
i have no job, i have no interesting hobbies, i am average in social interactions
im just a med student that likes video games and working out (among other things)

[polar kernel]

u havent posted this gif in so long

[last spoke]

🟣The further away from an NY accent the better

[floral fiber]

All of 2 days

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258908958580539504/1295131967964053544/attachment.gif

[polar kernel]

I NEVER SEE IT

i started posting it to honor the memory

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986951681822580736/1318436162880147567/image0.gif

[surreal mirage]

And? There are people who are doing things that make them actively worse and find others. You are doing better than a lot of em

[polar kernel]

my lab table when i place the tungsten block of extreme mass upon it

[marsh glacier]

me personally i just announce im single and hundreds of bikini babes surround me

[polar kernel]

real

[last spoke]

I'm like the opposite of single

[marsh glacier]

its because im so awesome and humble

[last spoke]

I'm in a poly relationship

[toxic hawk]

let me put it this way, i am great at keeping convos going
but i cannot at all for the love of everything, figure out how to start a convo with a stranger without fearing i'm bothering them

[polar kernel]

just be conventionally attractive and charismatic

[marsh glacier]

become a millionaire

chicks dig millionaires

[toxic hawk]

i hate that word

[last spoke]

I'm attractive as fuck, I'unno if it's conventionally though

[polar kernel]

u dont even need money u just gotta pretend like u have it

[marsh glacier]

what millionaires?

[naive flicker]

If you don't have social skills then be good at pretending to have them

[toxic hawk]

chicks

[marsh glacier]

does dudette suit your pallete

[polar kernel]

im horrifically awkward but if im drunk enough ill talk to anyone

[surreal mirage]

Legit just act confident

[polar kernel]

[toxic hawk]

doesnt that come off as pushy

[polar kernel]

my best relationships were all started by letting the liquor do the talking

[toxic hawk]

i don't drink

[toxic relic]

hm

[surreal mirage]

I mean there's other things to keep in mind but if you get the first sentence in, you'll quickly know if they're interested or not

[last spoke]

Maki and I got together because our Autisms aligned

[polar kernel]

im so jim lahey pilled

https://tenor.com/view/liquor-jim-lahey-trailer-park-boys-gif-10454537

[toxic hawk]

how do i not so awkwardly disengage if they are not interested

[toxic relic]

trailer park boys reference

[toxic relic]

it happens; just say "sorry to disturb you, enjoy your day"

something along those lins

[polar kernel]

rejection is always a little awkward

dont fear it

[marsh glacier]

cheap gas station alcohol never fails

[toxic hawk]

i fear i may say it in a way that coems off as "passive agressive"

[marsh glacier]

4lokos in my veins

[surreal mirage]

They'll let you know they're not interested, just tell em to enjoy their evening and walk off

[toxic relic]

be assertive but not overbearing and know when youre not wanted, just need to take rejection in kind because you are being forward

[polar kernel]

gas station dick pills and buzz balls will get me anything i want in life

[toxic relic]

youre overthinking it man

[marsh glacier]

honey pack in my henny and im ready to blast

[toxic relic]

i understand the anxiety

[polar kernel]

lmfao

[toxic relic]

but i need to tell you its okay to fuck up with this shit, you will fumble talking but its about learning to handle the missteps

[polar kernel]

honestly i was super nervous to start trying to date again since its been like 5 fucking years

[toxic relic]

dont be afraid of mistakes

thats where life happens

[surreal mirage]

@toxic hawk most people are decent when it comes to rejection and won't make a problem out of it. It's only the small minority that makes the ordeal so daunting

[polar kernel]

after the first like, 3 attempts

it got easy

[toxic hawk]

its true, i've been such an overachiever all my life i began to dread failure at anything
its so weird

[polar kernel]

no ones gonna point and laugh at you for being interested in them

it's not a high school movie

[toxic hawk]

statistics are on my side ? noice

[toxic relic]

i understand dawg; youll be alright tho you seem amicable and gregarious

[surreal mirage]

Just don't talk about waifus for the love of god

[polar kernel]

honestly just have something to start a conversation that feels engaging or relatable.

[toxic relic]

real

[naive flicker]

Or mommies

[toxic hawk]

i am not that stupid, please

[toxic relic]

having a shared interest is a huge plus

[toxic hawk]

i MAY talk about elden ring lore tho

[polar kernel]

get THEM talking about themselves and if they ask questions about you its a very good sign

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/helltaker-love-gif-20985774

[toxic relic]

this is the way

[surreal mirage]

What if they also play elden ring

[polar kernel]

initial conversation is a lotta questions and then u can kinda move on from there once u have relatable shit to discuss

and if it gets far enough, shared experiences and such

[naive flicker]

HEAR ME OUT 🗣️

[polar kernel]

after that its a breeze

[livid notch]

Crusader this is no secret, Beelzebub is 100% smash

[polar kernel]

or do what i do, immediately drop to your knees and start begging PLLEAAAAASEEE PLEAAASEE GO OUT WITH ME PLEAAAASEEEE

and if they say no tell them youre gonna hurt yourself

[toxic hawk]

would work easily

[livid notch]

If I tell a girl entirety of hotline Miami lore will they like me

[toxic hawk]

😦

[surreal mirage]

You're chilling jaime

[polar kernel]

said it once ill say it again if youre autistic yet charming this WORKS

star wars lore has gotten me laid at least once and by GOD it can happen again

[livid notch]

I am pretty sure I either got adhd or autism, I can't be this silly for no reason

[last spoke]

Hey Chip, can you introduce yourself to my gf so it can decide if it wants to bite you

[polar kernel]

it?

[surreal mirage]

What on earth

[last spoke]

Yeah

[polar kernel]

is... it some kind of otherworldly entity? a small critter?

[last spoke]

It is a small critter, yes

Maki is a small critter

[livid notch]

Aw

[surreal mirage]

Who knew critters can play lethal

[marsh glacier]

you continue to be interesting

[last spoke]

Who thought a Sylveon could? Who thought a Rivulet could?

[surreal mirage]

[last spoke]

(I'm the Sylv, Riv is the Rivulet)

[polar kernel]

same amount of booms as a chicken bake

[toxic relic]

why is the audio shit

who is that

[marsh glacier]

i want the costco guys at my funeral booming

[polar kernel]

REAL

[toxic relic]

costco guys?

[polar kernel]

those 2

[marsh glacier]

we're Costco guys!

[toxic relic]

?

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-slow-turn-christian-joseph-costco-guys-reaction-gif-7355487670642656004

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-da-tuna-cat-tuna-ginger-cat-gif-8153395904323347190

[toxic relic]

i dont know what the hell youre talking about

[dawn spade]

Not if your like, friendly

[polar kernel]

youre old

im not surprised

[marsh glacier]

chicken bake

[surreal mirage]

Is that the real zeero

[dawn spade]

Push your cool personality on people

[toxic relic]

chicken bake?

[toxic hawk]

yo girl, i can parry with a curved sword, wanna see me beat malenia ?

[marsh glacier]

The Rizzler

[last spoke]

Who do you think Beesoup was?

[polar kernel]

double chunk chocolate cookie

[toxic relic]

old man yells at cloud

[dawn spade]

Not just walk up and call them a dickhead

[toxic relic]

what are these words

[surreal mirage]

A soup made of bees

[toxic relic]

the rizzler?

[marsh glacier]

do you jelqmax unc

[livid notch]

I will, and would instantly fall for that

[polar kernel]

big justice

[marsh glacier]

those who tasmanian flicker goon: 💀💀

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/justice-helltaker-police-gif-14351973353477477763

[polar kernel]

lmfao

[last spoke]

Have you seen @heavy ivy here?

[toxic relic]

alr i know what unc means and i can tell you dont use it correctly but the rest i have no idea

[livid notch]

Perfect women

[polar kernel]

what happened to women wearing tank tops

[marsh glacier]

still water 💀

[surreal mirage]

Oh yes i recognise that name

[polar kernel]

this world is fucking broken

[toxic relic]

alr

i have no idea what this is

[last spoke]

Yeah, that's them

[toxic relic]

im going to continue reading

[karmic jetty]

anythin interesting happening in discordia today

[toxic relic]

no

[surreal mirage]

Ohhhh i didn't realise they were the same person

[dawn spade]

I got frogged

[simple heart]

hello gang

[toxic relic]

ive been watching the head gates and its quiet

and boring

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/discordian-discord-brick-hill-discordia-nba-youngboy-gif-25717262

[naive flicker]

Gangsta shi

[surreal mirage]

Work

[simple heart]

gang gang 👉😎👉

[karmic jetty]

ive been occupied so i just got on

[last spoke]

Same critters*

[marsh glacier]

gangity

[loud pumice]

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for u and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all!

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/giggity-quagmire-6fugitive-gif-7229890013074979792

[polar kernel]

no actually N is for nuclear weapons

[loud pumice]

Git OUT

[polar kernel]

which i am in possession of

[marsh glacier]

f is for fire that burns down whole towns

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-goofy-ahh-gif-6206335856886916923

[surreal mirage]

Uppy i got 100% outlast trials

[marsh glacier]

u is for uranium

bombs

[loud pumice]

I got mine from Dollar General

[polar kernel]

you too?

[marsh glacier]

i forgot what plankton said for N

[gentle remnant]

ooo i lov Outlast

[polar kernel]

whats with dollar general and selling enriched weapons grade uranium

[dawn spade]

Is outlast the horror game where ur finger gets cutoff

[polar kernel]

at ridiculous prices no less

[loud pumice]

NO SURVIVORS

[surreal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/outlast-horror-scary-muratabigf-fenerbahçe-gif-4248171703662020008

[gentle remnant]

N is for no survivors

[marsh glacier]

thanks plankton

[polar kernel]

i need a mid 30's woman to make me look like this

[dawn spade]

Ye that one

[surreal mirage]

Outlast 1

[last spoke]

You never answered my question, chip

[loud pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/plancton-gif-4547304069248189847

[dawn spade]

Why are his scissors comedically large

[polar kernel]

i never understood horror games

[last spoke]

You just asked me one back

[marsh glacier]

chip have you tallied this new person they have dr pepper in their bio

[dawn spade]

Just use a reasonably sized pair of scissors

[gentle remnant]

I beat Outlast 1-2 but haven't played trials yet

[loud pumice]

they make you go "ah"

[polar kernel]

its uppy i know he isnt a woman with BPD

[livid notch]

His butt cheeks were too distracting

[loud pumice]

then you get a snack and fall asleep

WHAT

[toxic relic]

flat ass, nothing to worry about

[gentle remnant]

ass was on deck in Outlast

[dawn spade]

They make me wonder about the practicality of this hospital back when it was functional.

[polar kernel]

tallying how many women with BPD i meet that are obsessed with dr pepper

out of the 11 i've asked, yes for all of them

[toxic relic]

it is well sculpted

but i need more cake

[marsh glacier]

the bakery is flat

[toxic relic]

handles tknow

[marsh glacier]

no dough to grab

[polar kernel]

i keep interacting with mentally ill women and its honestly just a frightening pattern

[toxic relic]

real

[dawn spade]

U should stop that

[polar kernel]

im in an endless and inescapable loop

[loud pumice]

YOu too?

[toxic relic]

chip i think it says more about you bro

[polar kernel]

its like moths to a flame i just draw them in

[loud pumice]

remember the last one who wanted to grape me?

[toxic relic]

i think you need therapy

or a walk

or go camping with the boys

[marsh glacier]

i gotta find a fine shyt into cannibalism stuff

[loud pumice]

spekter

[polar kernel]

i DO remember her we were best buds

[loud pumice]

lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1319802560089165864.webp?size=128&animated=true

[toxic relic]

what the fuck

[loud pumice]

yarp

[toxic relic]

are you okay mate?

[gentle remnant]

dam

[polar kernel]

what an odd specimen

[loud pumice]

don't send your personal pics

[toxic relic]

i dont

[last spoke]

Chiiiip

[loud pumice]

all I will say

[polar kernel]

ya never do that

[last spoke]

Answerrrr meeeeee

[polar kernel]

ANSWER WHAT

[loud pumice]

cause I have a nice face

I guess

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reverse-run-away-gif-2922333988852009444

[toxic relic]

my bf has free access to my phone im not sending out pictures

[last spoke]

^

[toxic relic]

esp not on discord

[dawn spade]

Not one person has ever sexually harrassed me

[toxic relic]

im a smart man

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-spongebob-get-out-gtfo-mad-gif-15004072870832782483

[livid notch]

I'm too cool to be sexually harrassed

[toxic relic]

weird flex but uh

[loud pumice]

only dommies

[last spoke]

I thought you'd totally be the type to talk about yourself

[simple heart]

what kind of conversation is this

[toxic relic]

idk dude

[dawn spade]

Lowkey it makes me question what im doing wrong

[toxic relic]

im trying to change the topic

[polar kernel]

no i hate talking about myself i only overshare to make conversations awkward

its amusing and funny

[toxic relic]

SILENCE YOURSELF ASSAISIN

[last spoke]

Okay then do that

[surreal mirage]

Caked up frfr

[toxic relic]

hes not caked up

[last spoke]

Maki said it can't make a decision on if it'd bite you until it gets to know you

[toxic relic]

dude has a flat ass

[loud pumice]

There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red

[livid notch]

What do you main in tf2

[dawn spade]

Why dont the discord creeps like me stinkname 😦

[last spoke]

So like, introduce yourself, I wanna know

[toxic relic]

heavy

[simple heart]

SKYRIM

[polar kernel]

WHO CAME RIDING IN FROM OLD RORIKSTEAD

[loud pumice]

Who came riding down from old rorikstead

FOHK

[livid notch]

Taking all my will to not send medic and heavy kissing gif

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ben10-alienx-water-shockwave-gif-12240665

[toxic relic]

send it

[loud pumice]

⭕

[unreal bane]

Don't.

[livid notch]

Lokiel will take me in basement again

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-skateboard-skateboard-cat-kitten-cranberry-gif-19259821

[gentle remnant]

CIRCLE

[loud pumice]

bro said

[toxic relic]

ah

[loud pumice]

CIRCLE

[polar kernel]

this is me if u even care

[loud pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

this is me

[polar kernel]

why is it not doing the chinese rap

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/woo-hoo-woo-woohoo-excited-yay-gif-8986194756299495344

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-react-cat-gato-staring-gif-8802024263211486290

[dawn spade]

This me

[surreal mirage]

But you're a pigeon

[livid notch]

This is me

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/540708927046811650/1259634126399471758/ktymtoh.gif

[marsh glacier]

damn i missed skyrim being brought up

[loud pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-cat-grey-cat-cute-cat-gif-2949633679466643461

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-volcano-gurren-lagann-tengen-gif-4019837307622981184

[marsh glacier]

yeah skyrim woo yeah

[toxic relic]

no more cat

[livid notch]

Skyrim was fire

[toxic relic]

gurren langann

[simple heart]

skyrims amazing

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fast-pet-kitten-cat-pet-pet-cat-gif-25030970

[gentle remnant]

Gurren Lagann was fun

[marsh glacier]

love skyrim, sucks that the next elder scrolls is gonna suck

[simple heart]

tbh though i’ve probably only completed the game ONCE with the amount of times i’ve replayed it

[marsh glacier]

damn you bethesda

[polar kernel]

DEAR GOD, REACTOR 4 IS MELTING DOWN, SHUT THE VALVES AND UP THE COOLANT LEVELS!!! NOW!

my honest reaction:

[loud pumice]

i want a new elder scrolls, but todd will butcher it

[simple heart]

elder scrolls online?

[polar kernel]

NO

[loud pumice]

not great, not terrible

[naive flicker]

Massacre it even

[polar kernel]

NOT ESO

[last spoke]

Okay so, I've told Maki a bit about you, Chip, it's still not 100% one way or another, but it's more likely than not to bite you

[marsh glacier]

i don't even consider that an elder scrolls

mid ass

[simple heart]

i never liked it cause it was online

reminds me of

WoW

and stuff

[polar kernel]

i got banned from ESO

[loud pumice]

lol

[marsh glacier]

the only good part of eso was the trailers

[simple heart]

ofc u did

[polar kernel]

ive got a personal vendetta

[naive flicker]

Got the same issue as fallout 76

It's online

[marsh glacier]

im banned from morrowind

[simple heart]

LAME

[polar kernel]

fallout 76 is lowkey fun if u just dont care and act silly

[naive flicker]

True tho

[toxic relic]

i dont play apocalypse games to play online

[simple heart]

online games ruin the single player experience 😔

[toxic relic]

i play for the lone ranger isolation

[simple heart]

some games

[polar kernel]

dayz is fun but i never get to share my fun with friends :(

[marsh glacier]

everytime i try to have fun i get full frontal assaulted by the atomic shop and get so mad i stop playing

[polar kernel]

LMAO

[livid notch]

Still would pet

[polar kernel]

i paid for the gorilla chair and nothing more

it was worth it

[loud pumice]

ES6 will probably have the dovahkiin armor available in the stupid creation club store

day 1

[simple heart]

there’s a new skyrim coming out??

[marsh glacier]

19.99 daedric armor dlc

[polar kernel]

oblivion daedric armor or skyrim

[marsh glacier]

probably both

[polar kernel]

which one do u prefer

[loud pumice]

probably sold as a $80 deluxe edition with "free 1000 points" for the store

[marsh glacier]

todds greed knows no bounds

oh design wise skyrim all the way

[livid notch]

Crate of cheese 1.99$

[karmic jetty]

es6 would be ass

[loud pumice]

horse armor ass

[marsh glacier]

daedric drip is so good it secretly gives you a +10 to intimidate checks

[polar kernel]

oblivions was too red

[simple heart]

ohh is the new es game online as well

[polar kernel]

i fucking hope not?

[loud pumice]

it's gonna be another hack and slash with mediocre story at best, annoying enemies, extra spongie, with half the content being locked away in the creation store

[simple heart]

wait no it’s single player

[dawn spade]

A fallen comrade

[polar kernel]

honestly the option for co op would be cool but thats about it

[karmic jetty]

i will NEVER be an es6 believer

wont even be hack and slash

[marsh glacier]

skyrim together mod was cool

[karmic jetty]

bare bone ahh combat as usual

[livid notch]

Imagine believing in upcoming games smh my head

[polar kernel]

thats why u do what every bethesda game player does and mod it to be unrecognizable

[marsh glacier]

it's gonna be starfield assets with a fantasy coat of paint

a decade in the making

sometimes i go back and watch that trailer

[karmic jetty]

starefield npcs

[polar kernel]

every fallout player somehow turns it into stalker, and every skyrim playthru looks closer to dark souls than an elder scrolls game

[toxic relic]

has og never eaten a kiwi before

[polar kernel]

its the natural order

[toxic relic]

you eat the seeds

the skin is edible as well

[polar kernel]

i fw kiwis

[dawn spade]

He didnt wanna eat the seeds

[toxic relic]

what

[dawn spade]

So he didnt eat them

[toxic relic]

youre removing most of the fruit if you remove the seeds

[dawn spade]

Ik

[marsh glacier]

skyrim players vs fallout players in the freaky ass modlist competition

[simple heart]

who eats the skin on a kiwi??

[toxic relic]

i see

i do

[dawn spade]

Thats why he just never fucked with a kiwi

I eat skin on

[polar kernel]

gooner scrolls

[simple heart]

NASTY

[loud pumice]

that's what I was hoping 76 would be, but they said they would private servers eventually and they DID... except it's only accessible through paid membership, from $15 a month to $100 a year, and to entice you into getting the $100 subscription, they locked the NCR Ranger Armor behind the $100 subscription and INFINITE storage space!

[last spoke]

The Venn diagram is a fucking circle

[naive flicker]

Skyrim players are worse

[toxic relic]

i am a nasty man

i eat the skin on

[dawn spade]

Its faster, less messy, and doesnt make it that much worse

Its a very small debuff

[naive flicker]

Except fallout 4 players those are on the same level

[simple heart]

you disgust me smh

[toxic relic]

i sometimes eat mango skin too

when im lazy

[marsh glacier]

mangos mangos

[dawn spade]

I tried that one

[polar kernel]

thats less disgusting

[dawn spade]

It was bad

[karmic jetty]

do u also eat pineapple skin

[polar kernel]

MANGO MANGO MANGO

STILL WATER

THOSE WHO KNOW

[marsh glacier]

those who mango 💀

[toxic relic]

when its fried

[dawn spade]

Iv trier them all

[loud pumice]

I eat the stem of the strawberry

[dawn spade]

Bananas the worse one to try to just est the skin of

[loud pumice]

I don't cut the tops like some deranged people

[polar kernel]

i dont do anything weird because im normal and hot

[dawn spade]

Your mouth goes a lil num

[simple heart]

what about orange skins

[dawn spade]

And it keeps the taste for hours

[safe fjord]

Hello…

[marsh glacier]

i buy jars of cherries and just eat them

[dawn spade]

Orange sucks

[loud pumice]

run

[dawn spade]

But itsnt bad

[marsh glacier]

i love cherries

[dawn spade]

Its just too chewy

[simple heart]

YOU SUCK

[polar kernel]

cherries go hard

[dawn spade]

Orange skin

Not orange

[polar kernel]

i tried these little tiny japanese oranges

[simple heart]

orange skins are gross i agree

[polar kernel]

they were a bitch to peel

[simple heart]

i bite it when i can’t peel it

[marsh glacier]

i do that with bananas

ape mode

[simple heart]

excuse me

you bite the banana skin?

[marsh glacier]

i said i bite open bananas

[polar kernel]

man im so mad my friends r braindead i didnt get to go to the range this weekend

1984

[safe fjord]

Why run? What happened?

[dawn spade]

I bite open aca vo ca does

[polar kernel]

what

[simple heart]

love avocados

[marsh glacier]

avacadoes taste like hulks nuts i hate them

[polar kernel]

LMFAO

[dawn spade]

I like to take them camping and just nibble them around the campfire

[simple heart]

you look like hulks nuts

[polar kernel]

why u know what hulks nuts taste like

[toxic relic]

avocados are gud

[simple heart]

they’re so good

[marsh glacier]

cuz he's big and handsome and i tapped that

[safe fjord]

Gimme your avocados

[toxic relic]

you can use them for texture

in foods

[marsh glacier]

why would i have any avocados i hate them

[safe fjord]

I like it with sweetened milk

[simple heart]

uhh, it’s like butter though

[polar kernel]

dude i fuck up a bowl of guacamole in like 10 minutes

[toxic relic]

i hate butter

[marsh glacier]

what in the fuck

[polar kernel]

dont EVER put me in a room with an avocado that shits getting obliterated

[simple heart]

b u t t e r

[toxic relic]

mango sticky rice

[simple heart]

BOMB

[safe fjord]

So good 😆

[polar kernel]

MANGO MANGO

i cant take this anymore

[marsh glacier]

those who mangknow

[safe fjord]

This too ❤️❤️❤️

[toxic relic]

i fuck that shit up

theres one place ive been going to for a decade that makes banger desserts

[polar kernel]

yet another reminder i need to actually use my rice cooker more

[toxic relic]

whenver im in cambodia to visit family i go there

[simple heart]

ohhh my friend made this dessert called mango bango

[polar kernel]

ive neglected that poor thing these last few months

[simple heart]

it’s amazingggg

[marsh glacier]

got a big ass crockpot and a microwave for christmas

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-the-simpsons-whatever-i-dont-care-gif-5239711

[safe fjord]

What is bango?

[polar kernel]

i just got money

[toxic relic]

mines on all the time haha

[polar kernel]

christmas was good to me

[toxic relic]

always got extra rice man

and the next day? use that rice for fried rice

[safe fjord]

Cambodia, it’s a beautiful place with lots of temple right?

[simple heart]

it’s a filo dessert! mango, and some other good stuff

[toxic relic]

yes it has many temples, good people, im happy there

[safe fjord]

Good for you

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-logan-howlett-meme-logan-wolverine-gif-11366013632051143903

[toxic relic]

we never did this chip

stop

[polar kernel]

[simple heart]

i’ll give you a dollar for your money

[polar kernel]

one whole dollar? no foolin?

[simple heart]

no joke

[safe fjord]

Made me hungry hahaha 🤤

[polar kernel]

gee wiz

[simple heart]

all green

[last spoke]

Give me one American dollar for an Australian dollar

[polar kernel]

isnt an AUD like 1/3 of a USD

[last spoke]

They're both dollars

[simple heart]

but it’s colourful

[polar kernel]

yall got that monopoly money

[last spoke]

So like

Equivalent

[safe fjord]

Let’s set aside “poor” because we have that everywhere.

I want to go there someday and ride the hot balloon…

[polar kernel]

shit look like musty mire

[marsh glacier]

ill give you a trillion Zimbabwe bucks for 5 usd

you're still getting scammed somehow

[safe fjord]

Yow! Money is like that in Korea and Vietnam as well right? 🤣

[toxic relic]

true, its over-exploited is the correct term haha.
its beautiful and the coast is mesmerizing: theres night markets almost every night that sell the best fried dishes youll ever have haha

[marsh glacier]

I'm not sure actually

[toxic relic]

im not well versed in the global economy

[polar kernel]

im so sleepy but my alarms go off in like 20 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-glorpshit-glorp-angry-mad-desk-slam-gif-17091691490442814567

[marsh glacier]

quit your job

[safe fjord]

I love night markets! Cambodia isn’t very cold right? So when you have a walk at night it’s just breezy? The lights, the food stalls, uggh makes me wanna go so bad hahhaha XD

[polar kernel]

im in the military i cant quit

[marsh glacier]

quit your job and slime your day one

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-spongebob-get-out-gtfo-mad-gif-15004072870832782483

[safe fjord]

I salute you sir! It aint easy!

[polar kernel]

thank u thank u

[marsh glacier]

what part of military are you

[toxic relic]

its the opposite of cold dont worry. theres 2 types of weather: hot and humid or hot and raining.
the night markets operate till early morning so its just a comfortable but bustling convivial atmosphere

[loud pumice]

I'm about to do something unforgivable

I summon... The Shrock

[toxic relic]

i recommend it