general_chat

[steel tapir]

is there a map online i can mark up? like the "project zomboid map project" map but i wanna be able to mark it up without having to take screenshots.

[fathom igloo]

There are mods you can get to add special symbols in game that work well in combination with the vanilla map marking but idk of any that you could print out outside of just printing off the one from that site

[mellow compass]

hi everyone

i like you all

end of broadcast

[tacit tendon]

Good someone knows of some sever grande hopefully in Spanish

[livid notch]

We most eep

[ruby river]

RIP jebediah kerman

survived a trip to gilly and back, but I forgot to put a heat shield on my ship so it burnt up in the atmosphere

[narrow rune]

I had a ribeye steak, fries and a Togo lava cake
@fathom igloo

[gentle remnant]

I got caught up in Smiling Friends finally, was a fun time 🙂

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-glep-smiling-friends-grooving-adult-swim-gif-11781555168006912766

nooooo I can't post Glep 😭

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-glep-smiling-friends-grooving-adult-swim-gif-11781555168006912766

[livid notch]

That cat is a bloody spy

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-heavy-scout-medic-tf2-gif-19939221

[split karma]

Help i found a fish with

18k calories

i cant even pick it up

[empty jackal]

why i cant craft a molotov

[livid notch]

Ya need a rag and a gasoline filled glass bottle or a full bourbon bottle

[empty jackal]

eh... no

i cant craft it

[livid notch]

Hmm

[empty jackal]

the only thing that appears is a bomb

[livid notch]

Eh gotta wait for a pz professional to show up, I have no solutions

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[unreal bane]

In B42? They've been removed for the time being while they work on the new recipes. Since the changes to the new fluid mechanics.

[empty jackal]

reason: fire is op and we dont like people to have fun

[unreal bane]

I literally just gave you the explanation.

[empty jackal]

its my reason

[unreal bane]

So be it.

[heady basin]

gday fellas

[empty jackal]

why i need to be a engineer to add a rag to a bottle

[heady basin]

respectfully, can you complain in the appropriate channel

[empty jackal]

no, like, im not complaining, but feels dumb to take the molotovs out...

[livid notch]

Ello

[last spoke]

What a crazy stance
"Hey, there's a technical drawback that they're working on, it'll be fixed soon"
"errm, malice"

[heady basin]

eeeeeeeeeeasaaaaaa

[heady basin]

just don’t engage fellas

it only leads to fights

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[empty jackal]

mb ig

[heady basin]

all good bud

[naive flicker]

Deserved, Molotovs are ass

:p

[last spoke]

Mm headache :(

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/first-time-meme-first-time-the-ballad-of-buster-scruggs-gif-24656975

[last spoke]

No

Not at all

[empty jackal]

yh, but they work in this build when you cant fight properlly

[last spoke]

I'm a frequent headache haver

[heady basin]

same

i feel you

i do

[last spoke]

Feel my tail, it's soft :3

[heavy ivy]

Headaches suck, we were running one alll day yesterday

[naive flicker]

I can fight properly

[heavy ivy]

And woh soft :3

[empty jackal]

muscle strain: nuh uh

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bird-злая-птица-gif-11035121084204696939

[livid notch]

It steals opportunity from crowbar to unleash its wrath

[heady basin]

all day? ow

[naive flicker]

Level up lil bro, weapon skills are the key factor to dealing with muscle strain

[heady basin]

i love these birds

[naive flicker]

Same

[heavy ivy]

tbf i woke up at like 11:30 but as soon as we were up yeah

[naive flicker]

Crowbar is probably meta rn since bladed weapons are ass rn

[heady basin]

yeowch

[livid notch]

Meta blades were too rare anyway to be effective

[heady basin]

dont you diss my katanas

mfer

i will slice u

[empty jackal]

my fence trick is more effective (the only way to clean hordes without dying of getting tired)

[livid notch]

they are rare as fuck

[heavy ivy]

Sword would disagree once you can make em, but I can't deny the crafting process is a little esoteric right now

[heady basin]

and also amazing

[naive flicker]

I haven't found a single axe yet, but a few hatchets
However they don't deserve to be used as weapons since they get dull way too quickly

[hallow cypress]

Machete my beloved

[naive flicker]

Machetes? Also get dull too quickly

Knives? These too

[heavy ivy]

make a simple whetstone from two rocks

[hallow cypress]

I only use knives and machetes

[livid notch]

Yup, love it when it one shots at long blade level 0

[hallow cypress]

I do not use anything else

[naive flicker]

Any weapon that requires you to sharpen their blade is currently really bad

[hallow cypress]

Is this for b42

[naive flicker]

"oh yea lemme sharpen my blade rq"

Mf you're fighting zombies rn

[last spoke]

Didn't they say that like all the resources are just kinda jammed into foraging for the time being while they actually make resource nodes or whatever? I think that's what Mrp said

[heavy ivy]

Have you tried running away

[hallow cypress]

I’ve never had to sharpen weapons and i don’t wanna

[trim vault]

do pigs eat corpses

[empty jackal]

1 hour in game to sharp a knife:

[naive flicker]

Why should I? I just bash their head in, done

At least pickaxes are still great

[heavy ivy]

yeah it's totally possible but just a little iffy rn :P I'm sure it will be better in time

[empty jackal]

thats such a coward move

[naive flicker]

I don't run away often

[heady basin]

BONK!

[empty jackal]

i dont run away, i do a tactical escape

[heavy ivy]

The small mouse flees and lives while the bear dies in combat

[naive flicker]

I do tactical retreats, however i usually deal with threats until they're neutralized

I usually stay away from cities now...

Look at Riverside bro

[heady basin]

thats actually really good

[empty jackal]

dont like to fight

[naive flicker]

Wtf man 😭

[last spoke]

I'm needlessly brave, but sometimes y'gotta know when it's time to quit

[livid notch]

What did they do to my boy riverside?

[heavy ivy]

I wanted to do something random and obscure and that was the best i could do on the spot

[naive flicker]

Standing your ground when you just can't is a foolish move

[empty jackal]

i know, i have 3000 hours for a reason

[naive flicker]

Bro the amount of zombies is just crazy

[last spoke]

I wasn't even talking about Zomboid to be completely real

[heady basin]

u came up with that??? holy shit mate

[empty jackal]

more when im a masoquist and play romeros legacy

[heady basin]

masochist*

[livid notch]

They increased the population in all cities or just the smaller ones?

[empty jackal]

mb, my english is bad

[naive flicker]

I think all of them.

[heady basin]

no worries, im just a member of the grammar police sometimes lol

[naive flicker]

There are less in suburbs now but in downtown areas or commercial streets there are a lot more now

[last spoke]

Mrp was saying Fallas Lake's population feels empty now

[naive flicker]

That's exactly what i need

Peace ❤️

That's why I'm basing ther

[heavy ivy]

We dont go to ravenholm anymore, but the rural areas are real chill now!

[empty jackal]

its not that increase, they adjust the zombies spawn like in romeros movies (i think)

[naive flicker]

SHITFENCE RAHHHH

LOOKS LIKE SHIT, PERFORMS LIKE SHIT OORAH

[empty jackal]

good fit

[naive flicker]

Thanks 🗣️

[empty jackal]

but why the screen is so damn close

[heady basin]

the idea of romero turning a dial to increase or decrease zombie spawns in his films is hilarious

[naive flicker]

Wdym

The screen is small?

[empty jackal]

at what resolution you play?

[naive flicker]

I play on a steam deck

1200x800

[empty jackal]

ohhh, that makes sense

[naive flicker]

Which is normal for the steam deck

[half kettle]

your moodles mr crustyraider.

[empty jackal]

its not annoying to play in that resolution?

[last spoke]

Hey remember that headache of mine?

Still got it

[heavy ivy]

Oh noes

[naive flicker]

They look weird

[heavy ivy]

Hugs? Anything that'll help?

[naive flicker]

Idk why they're so pale, it started today. In my last sessions they were fine

[last spoke]

I just need a drink tbh

[heady basin]

haha ur crusty

[heavy ivy]

Go get some liquidsss

[fathom igloo]

Everyone here needs to eat their mashed potatoes.

[heady basin]

ew

[heavy ivy]

I LIKE POTATOES

THEY are really gud :3

[heady basin]

i hate mashed potatoes

regular ones are fine

not mashed

[last spoke]

If you're just like mashing the potato and doing nothing with it, it'll suck yeag

But like add stuff to it

[heavy ivy]

Yeah you gotta spice that shit

and then its awesome

[heady basin]

no i just

cant

with mashed

[last spoke]

Mouth feel?

[heady basin]

ye

[fathom igloo]

Mashed potatoes do not discriminate; you can do butter, cheese, chives, garlic, sour cream… whatever floats your boat

[heavy ivy]

Thats fair honestly

I like pea soup (all of us do) but if its not your thing its not your thing!

[fathom igloo]

Kind of want fries now

[heady basin]

i fuckin haaaaaate mashed potatoes

[last spoke]

I like to include a lil cheese in my mash

You'll barely taste it, but it makes the consistency more consistent

[heavy ivy]

Cheese n mash is excellent

[fathom igloo]

I hate boxes. Just got a paper cut opening a poptarts box ugh

[heady basin]

papercuts, headaches and cramps, the unholy trio

(im the one cramping)

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/tense1983-rage-mad-smash-keyboard-smash-gif-17776954

[last spoke]

I want a Rivulet plushie

[fathom igloo]

Why is jellycat such a cult sometimes?

[rain mango]

hiii

misspllums :3

[heavy ivy]

I was a plushy for a few hours today

Bee and I cuddled and it was nice :3

[heady basin]

hello im in pain

[rain mango]

whose bee

[rain mango]

hello in pain i am dad

[last spoke]

Bee is Bee

[heady basin]

oh god that reminds me of the dream i had last night where i accused mistershark of being my dad and thus being a nasty person whose crimes i cannot explain here for reasons

[rain mango]

I wanna know if this is schizo post or he actually cuddled someone alr

[rain mango]

YOU SAW A DREAM OF THAT

[heavy ivy]

I unno what youre on about but I had nice cuddles

[heady basin]

arti they’re a system

[rain mango]

Just tell me if its schizo post or not 😭

[heady basin]

probably not

[loud pumice]

Praise the emperor

[rain mango]

praise leon

[white void]

has any one used the excvation mod for b42 if so plz tell me how to do it manlly

[loud pumice]

To jail

[heady basin]

yes, and sharkboi got mad at me and refused to talk ti me

[rain mango]

leon scott kennedy.

not that

leon

u fool

[rain mango]

Better for the community

[heady basin]

heeeyyy i was really saddddd

[loud pumice]

Chris Redfield

[last spoke]

You'll probably get better luck in #pz_b42_chat
We're shitposters here and seldom talk about PZ

[loud pumice]

It's 2021 guys

Let's celebrate 🥂

[rain mango]

Were you?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-neocranium-boulder-re5-gif-27666282

[loud pumice]

I love boulder

[heady basin]

in the dream yeah
cuz i realised he in fact wasnt my dad

[rain mango]

I accidently called boulder babe once...

[rain mango]

Well last dream i saw was pretty freaky ill tell you that

[loud pumice]

Boulder do be rounder

[heady basin]

i want more of these dreams ngl

[heavy ivy]

This is the shitpost central nothing serious occurs here

[loud pumice]

Look at this ball!

[heady basin]

especially since shark week is here and i am in AGONY

[last spoke]

"I had a nice time cuddling with someone close to me"
"Hmmm, are you insane?"

[narrow rune]

I didn't kill anybody with a banana !!

[heady basin]

IS THIS UR BIRD

UPPY IS THAT URS

UPPY

UPPPYYYYYY

[narrow rune]

no

[rain mango]

Simple have someone that hits your spots and you develop love to them until the point you hug the pillow and think about them ☺️

[last spoke]

That's clearly a ball

[heady basin]

if only

[loud pumice]

WOE UPON THEEE!

[heady basin]

leave me alone guys i love birds

birds are my favourite animal aside from lizards

[narrow rune]

I had a dream I fell in love with somebody who turned out not even to be real but the dream ended with us kissing and I woke up.

It ruined my day

[rain mango]

js play roblox and get friend groups its easy to find out

[narrow rune]

Stop casting spells

[heady basin]

yeah but if i used roblox for romance i’d be called a pedo

[rain mango]

I mean she somehow outdones her dream version for me so i am forever grateful having them on my life ☺️

[rain mango]

If you aren't the type that flirts without asking their age or continues of course ur gonna be pedophile

just take extra measures

or dont even do it

if ur lazy :3

[heady basin]

the majority of roblox users are in fact kids who in fact lie

[rain mango]

Wait

that is facts

i forgot people lie

[last spoke]

Using Roblox to find a date certainly is one of the choices of all times

[rain mango]

meh

[rain mango]

thats how i got like %95 of my dates last year

yes it is true roblox is full of freaks atm

[loud pumice]

🫵

[loud pumice]

Bibidi babada

[rain mango]

What?

I don't deny

i am a freak 😭

[heady basin]

arti i hate to break it to ya buddy but uhhhh roblox isnt the best site for love

[loud pumice]

🥜

[rain mango]

DONT REMIND ME OF THAT

lol

[heady basin]

stop pissing in my planter boxes

[loud pumice]

Someone from subway thinks different

[rain mango]

never

i demand more boxes

[last spoke]

Roblox is where you go to... what do you even do in Roblox? Stock market gambling?

[loud pumice]

Guys I'm cold

It's 49°Fuck

[heady basin]

soviet union roleplay

[last spoke]

All I know is that it had a stock market for cosmetics

[narrow rune]

Stop it!!!

Alakazam

[loud pumice]

I cast uh... FECK YOU!

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-spoon-spin-kadabra-gif-15677696

[rain mango]

I don't really want to tell that info to you

[narrow rune]

I cast kill you

[rain mango]

Because i am too lazy

[unreal bane]

9°C is warm, you dink.

[rain mango]

i cast MODS HE DONT LOVELY

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/язычество-славяне-вперед-сс-маги-gif-977227459828673609

[last spoke]

I cast trick room

[heady basin]

i cast everyone stfu i wanna hear arti’s degenerate actions on a kid’s game

[loud pumice]

It's okay, it's just Moe

Moe is evil

A menace

[narrow rune]

I cast Moe evil

[loud pumice]

I cast banned for eternity

[rain mango]

roblox peak cuz

[loud pumice]

Nuhuh

[dim cloak]

Does anyone use Pop!OS, and if so does anyone recommend a wifi usb adapter that's compatible?

[narrow rune]

I cast "have you seen that video"

[loud pumice]

Omg

[heavy ivy]

This was a really jarring conversation to come back to while rewatching hbomberguy's descent into madness (the roblox oof video)

[young linden]

[last spoke]

I really should watch more of his stuff

[unreal bane]

Why don't you come to Hokkaido huh? Oh wait you can't because you're poor.

[rain mango]

Thats 1 ugly screenshot

i am never coming there

[loud pumice]

But

It's cold there

[rain mango]

its ugly

[last spoke]

Good, my outfit won't be out of place anymore

[vague thicket]

imagine bleeding out here

[loud pumice]

Why hana making fun of the poor

[heavy ivy]

it's a bit silly

[narrow rune]

@loud pumice

[unreal bane]

It's called a photo, not a screenshot. It's taken by people who go outside and see things happening there.

[narrow rune]

Hello Trashoe

[vague thicket]

LMFAO

[loud pumice]

You come and don't even say hi

[vague thicket]

hi

[heady basin]

imagine bleeding
i couldnt imagine bleeding out of any orfice

[narrow rune]

how's the gambling

[vague thicket]

Sorry I been dead

[rain mango]

I can take better paintings then you buddy

[heady basin]

sighs

[narrow rune]

Doctors don't recommend

[loud pumice]

I dead too

[heavy ivy]

paintings are cool

[ebon heart]

so how do you get your skills up in build 42? like mechanics or carpentry?

[rain mango]

this is the first time i see you who are you answer now

[narrow rune]

Personally I beat a man to death in the street

[rain mango]

you play the game focusing on that part of the game

[loud pumice]

Death

[last spoke]

I should go get a drink to help with this headache

[heady basin]

I AM BLEEDING

[last spoke]

But bed comfy

[rain mango]

is it tasty?

[last spoke]

I wanna stay in bed

All the plushies are in bed

[heady basin]

im not tasting that blood it’ll give me an infection

[last spoke]

I like being with them

[rain mango]

boil it

[ebon heart]

So everyone just trolls in here I presume and you can't actually get any help?

[heavy ivy]

the plushiess :3

[vague thicket]

bad I opened cases yesterday and got nothing

[heady basin]

im not boiling my pussy blood ty

[loud pumice]

@unreal bane I'm gonna stim myself

[heavy ivy]

#pz_b42_chat for yeh

[narrow rune]

I've been winning

[rain mango]

...

[wide hinge]

Anyone know how to get an access code for the March Ridge bunker?

[last spoke]

If you want help with PZ, head over to #pz_b42_chat
We just kinda talk about whatever here

[rain mango]

why didnt u tell me ITS

[heady basin]

tmi?

[rain mango]

THAT BLOOD

[heady basin]

tmi.

[dim cloak]

I can only assume so. I was hoping to find someone else that uses Pop!OS.

[heady basin]

sorry

[unreal bane]

Not really. It just has really... uh, confounding times.

[heavy ivy]

if you want another the bee can be dropped from low orbit to your house

[rain mango]

😭

i was aboutta get canceled

[last spoke]

We already have twoooooo

[unreal bane]

You can try asking. Though pz_chat is "usually" a better spot.

[rain mango]

No dont ask people ignore you there go ask on #1019767076094758924

[heady basin]

im the one talking about cooter blood, and YOU think ur gonna get cancelled?

[rain mango]

tbh i am amazed i didnt got chased off the server yet believe it or not

[heady basin]

omg same

[last spoke]

They were talking about Healthcare in the US earlier

[heady basin]

we are the degenerate duo

[unreal bane]

Ok I don't even know what that is.

[loud pumice]

Yeah, plushbee is mean and hana will stab you, then show u pictures of food

[dim cloak]

I just need general help with Pop!OS tbh. Mainly looking for a compatible wifi adapter.

[narrow rune]

Have I not thrown enough rocks

[rain mango]

wanna see a funny thing i found today

[loud pumice]

Moe stinks

[heady basin]

yeah

[rain mango]

Moe you are not real you have no effect on me.

[narrow rune]

I will cast another curse on you

[rain mango]

look dms! ^w^

[loud pumice]

Missplums eats birbs

[narrow rune]

yeah but are the rocks not working

[heavy ivy]

it's too late it approaches

[loud pumice]

She ate me

[heady basin]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[loud pumice]

[rain mango]

Rocks are not REAL

[unreal bane]

... huh. So Linux.

[heady basin]

I LOVE BIRDS NOT EAT

NO EAT

BIRD

NOOOO

[narrow rune]

Then what am I eating every hour

[dim cloak]

Yeah, long story.

[rain mango]

You are eating imaginary rocks

[narrow rune]

Hah balls

[loud pumice]

I do be playing with ball

[rain mango]

because you are imaginary

[last spoke]

I'm pretty sure most distros have a specific forum for help with that kinda thing
We're on EOS and there's a forum for those users, see if you can find something on its website

[narrow rune]

Ball (ing)

[dim cloak]

Basically I was trying to dual-boot Ubuntu on Windows 10 and overwrote my entire harddrive.

lost 10+ years of data.

[last spoke]

Yeeeesh

[unreal bane]

I'm sorry, but it's a pretty specific topic. Odds you get someone who knows about it here are astronomical, especially during crazy hour.

[heady basin]

ubuntu sounds like some obscure country

[last spoke]

That's why we've just got windows on a totally seperate, quarantined drive

[dim cloak]

True. About as likely to find another fan of Rabbit Junk

[last spoke]

Again, I think looking for a distro specific forum is your best bet

[dim cloak]

True. I have to arguement

no arguument

can't spell all of a sudden

[white bronze]

it's okay

[quasi slate]

lol we got a break at the same spot

[heady basin]

pingas

[last spoke]

We got kinda lucky and just have the internet router in our room, so Ethernet is no problem at all

[heady basin]

hey moopy

moopy

moopy

[rain mango]

NOOO

[heady basin]

moopy

[unreal bane]

It's only evening, go outside grab a coffee or something!

[heady basin]

what?

moopy i have a question

[rain mango]

u didnt say batshit thing

u said it NORMALLY

we suppose to be degen

[heady basin]

oh

[dim cloak]

Can't. it's too dark out, and I don't like caffine much

[unreal bane]

Fair.

[heady basin]

@quasi slate it’s important

[dim cloak]

I'd rather drink tea

[heavy ivy]

coffeeeeeeeeee

vibrates

[white bronze]

what about a nice brewski dooski

[last spoke]

Riv, no, you don't need more stimulants

[unreal bane]

It only just hit morning here so I'm just dawdling.

[heady basin]

can someone grab moopy i have a question to ask that is actually serious

[dim cloak]

Don't like beer

[unreal bane]

[dim cloak]

Prefer Capt Morgans

[white bronze]

ahhhhh i gotcheeeee

Oh

[rain mango]

Guys which one is more based
Tony hawk's or tom clancy's

[white bronze]

same here

[dim cloak]

btw is that a shriner hat?

[heady basin]

did moopy just fuck off

[last spoke]

Well Tom Clancy was kinda a giant asshole

[icy salmon]

Do you know what I do in my free time?

[white bronze]

yeah, but i'm stealing shriner valor

[icy salmon]

Nothing

[white bronze]

have no connection to the org

[rain mango]

he said no in twitter

[dim cloak]

Ah. I actually am a freemason. I just became 3rd degree last July 4th

[neon bramble]

what's a sleep cycle raaah

[white bronze]

oh wow, that's awesome! congrats

[dim cloak]

ty

[rain mango]

you guys sleep?

[vague thicket]

he is busy playing djmax

[heady basin]

MOOPY I SWEAR ITS NOT RELATED TO TF2

ITS NOT

[heavy ivy]

I don't like the taste thankfully but the smell is so good

[heady basin]

MOOOPYYYY

MOOPY

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jujutsu-kaisen-going-crazy-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-1584666224264821882

[last spoke]

I am vetoing your caffeine

[neon bramble]

cruel and unusual punishment

[heady basin]

fine no moopy questions

[last spoke]

Riv is already... Riv enough

[umbral path]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1766060/HumanitZ/

[last spoke]

He doesn't need more

[heady basin]

hey arti

arti

artiparti

[rain mango]

hi

hi

hi

:3

[umbral path]

can this be copied right striked?

[heady basin]

do you like
korean variety shows

[rain mango]

i was planning to watch uhhh squid games

i only watched all of us are dead

[dim cloak]

k switching to ZorinOS in a bit. supposedly it actually is compatible with my wifi adapter drivers.

[rain mango]

anything that related to korean

[heady basin]

variety shows are like reality shows

[rain mango]

i never watched em...

[heavy ivy]

:sobbing:

[heady basin]

like ellen or the jimmy fallon show

[white bronze]

wdym george?

because of dayz?

[heady basin]

or just shows

[heavy ivy]

the sopping wet rat will have to calm down

[rain mango]

IT ISNT MY STYLE TO WATCH SHOWSSS 😭 IM SORRY I FAILED U

[heady basin]

i dont listen to kpop but i watch idols on variety shows and ITS SO FUNNY

[neon bramble]

you know I kind of miss rain

[rain mango]

i watch uhh

men

and anime

[vague thicket]

my brother in christ this is its own game

[rain mango]

and uhh

zobies

[neon bramble]

it's nice when I don't have to shovel frozen rain every morning

[vague thicket]

There’s nothing 2 strike lol

[heady basin]

du-badutch-da-bu-bu-tch

[vague thicket]

counterstirje

[heady basin]

okay arti im gonna send u a video

and u need to wtach it

[rain mango]

YES

[heady basin]

ok

[rain mango]

I WILL

[dim cloak]

I would post a pic, meme, or video but I can't yet it seems

[rain mango]

IF ITS LONGER THAN 1 MIN

I WONT

[heady basin]

aw

[rain mango]

ok ok

[white bronze]

i wonder if early access anything can be subject to any ip legislation

[rain mango]

if its longer than 3 mins

i wont watch

[heady basin]

wb 10 minutes

[rain mango]

ok if its longer than 10 min and 1 second i wont watch

[lilac quarry]

yes lol

[neon bramble]

how long can you argue something is early access if you just don't remove it from early access

[heady basin]

done deal

[rain mango]

yess

[white bronze]

why "lol"?

[rain mango]

leon hi :3

[white bronze]

get real

[lilac quarry]

mostly just a response I give, pretty much always tack on lol at the end

[white bronze]

oh i gotcheee, i thought the lol was like an "obviously" or something

[lilac quarry]

nah it's the new xD

[last spoke]

Well you didn't this time

[lilac quarry]

erm, it's right there lol

[last spoke]

Not at the end

[lilac quarry]

yeah yeah yeah rawr means i love you in dinosaur

it's just not a phase

[lilac quarry]

cousin how is the child

[vague thicket]

he’s chill as fuck

idk why he dont cry

[lilac quarry]

you're got damn right

[vague thicket]

he was just born chill as fuck I think

[lilac quarry]

just a chill lil guy?

[vague thicket]

literally never cries

[lilac quarry]

that's my nephew(?) is it nephew?

[fathom igloo]

Did you hear about the new mysterious virus

[lilac quarry]

i'm bad with familisms

[lilac quarry]

the DN strain of H5N1?

[vague thicket]

I have no clue😭

Maybe?

[narrow rune]

Hi lokeeeeel

[lilac quarry]

hello my champion

[last spoke]

[fathom igloo]

Nah HMV something

[lilac quarry]

oh I figured it was the DN type, I'll look into HMV

[vague thicket]

is it bird flu wasn’t that going around again or am I losing it

[narrow rune]

I don't eat birds

They fly away to quickly

[last spoke]

Yeah, proper HAZMAT tier shit

(One of our colleagues walked into the office carrying a dead bird recently asking what to do with it)

[fathom igloo]

Hmpv

[last spoke]

She was quickly told to get the FUCK out

More importantly, why the fuck did she have a dead bird?

[lilac quarry]

Ah yeah HMPV sounds bad but DN stands for deez nuts and is pretty virulent we're terrified here

[vague thicket]

she would pretend she didn’t get bit in an apocalypse

PLZ

[last spoke]

No, she wouldn't pretend, she just wouldn't realise
A: there's an apocalypse
B: she's been bitten

[dim cloak]

I remember in HS one of my classmates ate his own homework

[naive flicker]

Become ungovernable

[fathom igloo]

Idk if it’s misinformation but we cannot do another pandemic. I’m tired of this grandpa!

[last spoke]

(She's really not that smart. She's not any smart actually)

[unreal bane]

Knowledge does take awhile to digest.

[vague thicket]

she just like me fr

[last spoke]

SHUT

[naive flicker]

That's a step into the right direction tho

Knowledge is the key to success

[last spoke]

No. Don't claim to be anything like her, please.

[white bronze]

it's half the battle

[fathom igloo]

What

Sir

[unreal bane]

Heh. Sun Tzu.

[dim cloak]

Become unteachable.
Don't let your dog eat your homework.
Eat your homework and submit it by spitting it back up into the teacher's hands.

[last spoke]

She's blind as a bat, can't spell, and doesn't know shit about fuck

[fathom igloo]

What if

[last spoke]

Any day that she's had the early shift is always ass for those working the late shift

I can count on one hand the number of times the banking sheet has come up black when she's worked the morning

[narrow rune]

What if I didn't steal those 7 staplers all those years ago

would I have stopped the death of 3

[white bronze]

iono

[heavy ivy]

ough

[dim cloak]

You're suggesting you work in an office. How tf did she get hired?!

[last spoke]

At the very least she's been banned from responding to Emails

[last spoke]

Because her (equally useless) husband is somehow a ranger here

[dim cloak]

Ah.

[last spoke]

When you live in a town with a population dwindling as much as it is, it doesn't take much to get hired

[dim cloak]

That's explains a lot actually

[narrow rune]

GRAHHHHH

[last spoke]

⚫️Dumb as dogshit, half as useful.

[white bronze]

that's a really cool villager, i'm missing all the cool facts the owl guy in the museum taught me, now.

what's his name, Hootsworth?

Hootington

[frosty tulip]

blathers

i think

[white bronze]

yeah that's it!

thanks

[dim cloak]

I remember playing the absolute hell outta AC omg

[heavy ivy]

Shit's real when Asrin chimes in

[last spoke]

⚫️No, I just like saying that, I haven't got much else to say these days

[frosty tulip]

Yeah he sort of ruined a lot of collectathon games for me. Cause so many of em just have simple boring compendiums, museum is much cooler

[dawn spade]

So close

[white bronze]

oh absoLUTELY

[frosty tulip]

no that literally is his name

[heavy ivy]

that's fair, good to see you either way ^^

[dawn spade]

I believe u, hootington was very close to blathers

[frosty tulip]

ah

[white bronze]

LOL

[dim cloak]

I used to visit the museum in WW specifically for the cafe and observatory

[white bronze]

close enough

[dim cloak]

I almost entirely ignored blathers

[frosty tulip]

Dude I played the shit out of Wild World on my DS

[dim cloak]

Same

[frosty tulip]

I remember how fucking proud I was back in the day when I max upgraded Tom Nook's store

I think the max upgrade also had a furniture store and a hairdresser

[dim cloak]

same but with the GC AC

[frosty tulip]

I only had it on the DS

then I got Lets go to City or whatever it was called on Wii

[dim cloak]

I was a massive fan of AC and MySims as a kid

[white bronze]

i saw a post somewhere the other day where this guy took a picture of his DS because he streetpassed someone for the first time in like 10 years

[frosty tulip]

YOOO MYSIMS

I played the shit out of that

[dim cloak]

Yeah, streetpass's online ended like 2 years ago sooo...

[white bronze]

ohhhh i see

[dim cloak]

I played soooo much of MySims Kingdoms

[white bronze]

makes sense

[unreal bane]

Oh we're back to normal gen_chat now. That's nice.

[dim cloak]

But my favorite DS game, and favorite series, will alwayd be the World Ends with You

[dawn spade]

Remember nintendogs

That shit sucked ass but also, puppy

[dim cloak]

Never played it but I remember wanting it

I had Sims 2 Apartment Pets

[frosty tulip]

God I'd just kill for an official pc port for animal crossing but it's never gonna happen

That and the ability to just use an ingame time rather than the game using your actual time.

[dim cloak]

There are emulator mods for the GC version

[frosty tulip]

ye ik I just wish nintendo would actually port their shit to pc.

[dim cloak]

So true

[frosty tulip]

but hey, they gotta use their exclusives to get people to buy their mediocre consoles I guess

cause the switch is so meh

Steamdeck so much better

[dawn spade]

Can you do the trick where u just roll the clock forward on your device

[frosty tulip]

Yeah you can

It's just annoying to have to do that, I'd rather just have an ingame 24 hour timer u know?

[dawn spade]

Ye

[dim cloak]

(btw if you need a link to a megsthread of all roms and emulators up to WiiU era let me know)

[white bronze]

time traveling is a speedrun to weed city

[frosty tulip]

lmao thanks but I'm good, my gaming backlog is already excessive enough

[dawn spade]

I got the pokemon virus one time im emrald

That was pretty cool

[dim cloak]

fair

[dawn spade]

Not relavent to anything, just saying it

[last spoke]

Isn't Dinkum basically AC on PC?
Like obviously not actually AC, but goes for that vibes?

[frosty tulip]

Thankfully for my DS version, didn't even buy the actual copy of AC, my dad just got one of those cartridges where you'd pirate tons of games onto it.

[dim cloak]

yes and no

[frosty tulip]

so fuck u nintendo

[rain mango]

i love men

[frosty tulip]

I didn't even pay for that copy

[dim cloak]

You remind me a lot of one of my friends here on Discord... Both of you have similar mannerisms

[dawn spade]

Why do gay people flex being gay?

[dim cloak]

I wish I knew

[last spoke]

Why don't you?

[white bronze]

reverse course, we're entering dangerous territory

[dim cloak]

I'm only 85% Straight (and slowly dropping)

[frosty tulip]

I flex my literal osteoporosis

[heavy ivy]

with your taxpayer dollars we can lower this number even faster

[dim cloak]

I get it

[frosty tulip]

you get not being able to jump down staircases anymore?

it sucks

I'd shatter my bones probably if I tried that

[dim cloak]

I legit have. twice.

[dawn spade]

Do it any way

Maybe itl fix it

[dim cloak]

I somehow came out unscathed

[frosty tulip]

lmao yeah cancel out the severe osteoporosis maybe

[dawn spade]

Exactly

[frosty tulip]

the legs aren't the severe part, unfortunately it's much worse, it's my spine.

[white bronze]

dr. steve brule says bones are made of all the stuff that your muscles dont like

[frosty tulip]

So hopefully I don't shatter my spine lol

[dawn spade]

What does that even mean

[white bronze]

LOL

[heavy ivy]

even rimworld knows the spine is kinda important, hope you keep on living good dairy free friend

[dim cloak]

I jumped down a straircase, stopped myself from falling half-way, lost my balance, and slid facefirst for the rest of the flight down

[vague thicket]

Ye basically

It’s a good game

[dim cloak]

I was in soooo much pain

[dawn spade]

I got k holed on a staircase one time

[frosty tulip]

god damn

[vague thicket]

I couldn’t get completely into it but it’s a cute game

[dawn spade]

That was a vibe

[dim cloak]

But I didn't even chip a tooth

[frosty tulip]

more into the counter strike grindset aye?

[dawn spade]

I got half way up, and then just hit the wall

[vague thicket]

bed rotting grindset

[dim cloak]

And that was the second time that day. First time I slipped and somehow did a 90⁰ turn on it

[dawn spade]

Ended up rolling down a few of the steps in mega slow motion, trying to grip the steps, but still slowly rolling down

[frosty tulip]

@vague thicket Dude I'm still pissed they removed the map-based factions. The inferno Ts were the best

[dawn spade]

And then my grip slipped, and down i went. Rolly poly

[frosty tulip]

now we just got the boring Phoenix and SAS

sad

[vague thicket]

they want u to buy agents

[frosty tulip]

it's stoopid

I would if they had the separatists or pirates avaliable as one

but they didn't

damn you gabe

[vague thicket]

I bought the emo one the other day

[last spoke]

Emo one?

[dawn spade]

Then my mate came out of his room just to see me a crumbled up mess on the bottom of the stairs

Good times

[vague thicket]

dis one

[dim cloak]

Same for the second stairwell but everyone was laughing at me until they realized I might be dead

[frosty tulip]

fucking lmao I got that one too

[dawn spade]

Ye it takes a second to rememeber, that the funny thing might not be funny

[vague thicket]

all the agents went up in price idk why

[frosty tulip]

ye I got mine when they were dirt cheap

I think prob cause you can't get them anymore right?

Weren't they only avaliable during those operations

[heavy ivy]

it's ok to be edgy

[last spoke]

Because now agents are the only way to have non Phoenix/SAS models

[vague thicket]

they were always so cheap up until recently tho

[frosty tulip]

I guess more new players are buying em up

so naturally the price is increasing

[vague thicket]

like the agents I bought were $3 now they’re going for $10

[frosty tulip]

ye same

[dawn spade]

Sell em

Profit

[heavy ivy]

capitalism 😔

[dawn spade]

Make ur 2 dollars

[last spoke]

We have these two

[heavy ivy]

those are good ones

[last spoke]

Balkans best Ts

[dawn spade]

I bought a bunch of csgo gun skins

[frosty tulip]

Nah, separatists and pirates were best imo

[dawn spade]

But just el cheapos, like 20 cents per skin

[frosty tulip]

elite crew were 3rd best

[vague thicket]

I bought the American ct agent cuz mom had the German one

love this guy

[last spoke]

Love how nobody gives a shit about Anarchists

[frosty tulip]

cause they were edgelords

[vague thicket]

Yea their design sucks

[frosty tulip]

the other T factions had cooler vibes

That and their popularity is probably reduced further by not having any good maps

like weren't they only on Office?

[vague thicket]

What’s wrong with office

[frosty tulip]

it's not balanced and you know it

agency was the better office

[vague thicket]

skill issue

[frosty tulip]

lets be honest here

[last spoke]

Average Office gameplay

[frosty tulip]

office but on a skyscraper? way cooler

[heavy ivy]

office is a good bad map

[vague thicket]

(Ct on Italy is hell I wouldn’t wish on anyone)

[frosty tulip]

ye I'd still say it's the best out of the shit maps

[dim cloak]

I can only assume you're talking about CS

[heavy ivy]

yeh?

[dawn spade]

I coughed up like 5 bucks for the ak skin

[frosty tulip]

god one of these days I wish I could get so lucky and get a coldzera jumping awp collat

but that never gonna happen ):

[vague thicket]

everyone hates on my ak but if they had more skins with cats I would get a different one

[dim cloak]

I don't know much about CS tbh but do have it

[dawn spade]

Sure it will

Just open enough cases

[frosty tulip]

nah it won't, the odds of that are so unlikely

[young kelp]

the more you wish for something, the less likely it will happen

[frosty tulip]

It was an insane shot

[heavy ivy]

have you seen the five kill awp shot clip on youtube

[frosty tulip]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjOVXdarUTs

[dawn spade]

Its possible

[last spoke]

Oh, Max did somethig funny a couple weeks back

[frosty tulip]

yeah just super insanely unlikely

[dawn spade]

Just open tlenough cases

[frosty tulip]

NEVER

DAMN YOU GABE

this is a valve psy-op

[vague thicket]

Jarvis clip that

[heavy ivy]

im paid 2.50$ an hour to convice you to buy cs skins

[young kelp]

I'm too skill issue to play CSgo

[dawn spade]

O

Those arnt cases

[vague thicket]

would’ve been afk spam reporting you

[dim cloak]

The only cool thing I've ever done in a game was the bomb jump glitch in BOTW

[last spoke]

Did you fucking forget CS is actually a game???

[frosty tulip]

my most insane jump play was from cut-out in dust2 in pistol. Bomb was planted, 1v1. CT walked in from short while I was hiding in CT, I come over to cut-out, jump up, 1tap HS with dual-berrettas

[dawn spade]

Lmao

[young kelp]

saw a friend play it once, used a scout on that area of the map and wallheadshot an enemy team a few seconds after the round just started lmao

[dim cloak]

I would post a recording of me doing it but I still can't post anything yet

[last spoke]

Nothing sus about hitting the cross

[vague thicket]

Was it the map where u can jump off the edge lol

[heavy ivy]

the dualies are fickle beasts, creatures of opportunity, you cannot control them by force but must instead embrace the jank

[dawn spade]

My best shit was round on like round 3, i was broke so i just bought nothing, they had a full buy round

[last spoke]

🥔I hit it on SteamDeck once

[dawn spade]

My whole team died and i somehow 1v5d with the pistol

[frosty tulip]

lmao dude wish we lived near eachother so we could play without one of us lagging our asses off, cause we'd really drive people insane.

[last spoke]

🥔Was the only kill I got that game

[dim cloak]

Btw anyone here ever heard of the Loathing series? (Kingdom of Loathing, West of Loathing, Shadows over Loathing)

[heavy ivy]

to be fair its a good single kill to get

[unreal bane]

Oh my god.

[dim cloak]

?

[vague thicket]

What ping would we get again

[unreal bane]

The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.

[vague thicket]

Wasn’t it like

150

[frosty tulip]

aren't you american?

[vague thicket]

Or 200

[frosty tulip]

I'd say like 200ish

[vague thicket]

ya

[dim cloak]

Omg

[unreal bane]

[last spoke]

I still love this clip

[dawn spade]

Omg

[frosty tulip]

That's how it is for me usually if I'm ever on american servers for a game

[dim cloak]

The Procrastination Giant.

[unreal bane]

NS14.

[dawn spade]

The second shot looked like an accident lol

[unreal bane]

I was there for NS14....

[last spoke]

Have you no faith???

[vague thicket]

Is that you queueing with someone ping or is that just bc Australian and lack of servers

[unreal bane]

Goodness. It felt like decades ago.

[dim cloak]

I wanted to go to any of the Loathing conventions but I missed all of them...

[frosty tulip]

It usually isn't too hard to find a game in australia, depending on map ofc.

[dim cloak]

KoL is still going kinda strong if you wanna log in

[unreal bane]

It started as just something to do in between my study breaks, but next thing I knew it was Hobopolis.

[frosty tulip]

Like this is one of the few MP games you can consistently find a lot of players in australia for.

[last spoke]

Davo (the panda pfp) was in france at the time

So we kept getting India servers

[dim cloak]

There's never less than 150 players online tbh

I've heard it's been in the thousands before

[unreal bane]

It's too far back in my life to remember how to go back into, sadly. But it's lovely knowing it's still strong.

[dim cloak]

I'm just glad I've found another fan.

[dawn spade]

I took stilnox one time, ended up just zonking me out of my god damned mind

[heavy ivy]

Aussie servers were not too terrible for us, got 180 ping when playing with the other critters

[rain mango]

||The entire plot of squid game 2 is literally just that diamond mining meme||

[dawn spade]

Pulled up csgo, walked in circles for an hour while eating a block of cheese

[unreal bane]

Oldschool braindead humour arise.

[dawn spade]

My team was not happy, but i was having a blast

[unreal bane]

No wait, more like, nerd humour.

[dim cloak]

And puns. Lots of puns.

[unreal bane]

Loved it. It had a lasting effect on the snark I wield today.

[dim cloak]

I never thought I would ever see another Loathing fan in the wild. sheds a single tear of joy

[vague thicket]

i was drunk as fuck too lmfao

[last spoke]

Scoot

Love the scoot

[dawn spade]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-people-minecraft-trolls-lol-gif-15012378

[heavy ivy]

scooot

[unreal bane]

Keep the fellowship strong. I can't be there but an Adventurer is Me.

Forever.

[rain mango]

My brain hardwired
de_nuke as
Franzj presents…

[dim cloak]

salutes

[unreal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/walk-walking-gif-10634144

[vague thicket]

u guys are a tiny island in th middle of nowhere to me i forget

[white bronze]

you ever play freddy freakers frontier pharmacist?

[young kelp]

[last spoke]

🥔@vague thicket :3

🥔I've got this old one too

[dawn spade]

Is this knock off fnaf

[white bronze]

good lord, no

[frosty tulip]

ye dude keep in mind, we only got like 25 or 26 mil people, quite a small population

well small considering how big the country is.

[heavy ivy]

this is why an extra mag could make all the difference on CT, gotta keep the clutches going :3

[vague thicket]

second guy lived up to his name 😭

[polar kernel]

what

[young kelp]

The only sane person on the team is a old vet

[narrow rune]

kill somebody with your mind

[polar kernel]

oh okay

[heavy ivy]

blows up pancakes with mind

[last spoke]

[heavy ivy]

nooooo scarf its ok not your pancakes i'd never dw :c

[young kestrel]

why is it left handed

[vague thicket]

i like the model idk

im right handed

[young kestrel]

bro got diddled

[last spoke]

🥔Nah I just shot 'em

[heavy ivy]

yet to meet man who can outsmart bullet

[dawn spade]

Bullets are stupid

I could beat one in a spelling bee

[last spoke]

Could you beat one in a fight?

[dawn spade]

I could tie in a fight

Or if im really bored i guess i could rub on the floor till its nothing

[young kelp]

that wasn't too bad (DD1 crimson court spoiler)

[unreal bane]

Good old Dismas.

On the old road, may you find redemption.

[steel prawn]

Guys i might stay thailand i aint coming back lol

[dawn spade]

Woah

A blueprint

[young kelp]

now that the countess is dead, time to finish the game

DD mission 1 is done so time to move on to 2

[dawn spade]

Dont do it

The darkest dungeon missions ruin the game

1 and 2 are fine and good

3 sucks

I really dont like the way the game ends

[rain mango]

No I’m talking about the gambling one

[dawn spade]

I was talking about that song

Mineeeeeee diiiiiiamonnnss 🎶

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-sad-explode-gif-15295996165959499721

[young kelp]

the run needs to end so I can move on

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/thief-stealing-stole-cat-kidnapping-gif-13580660

[young kelp]

probablem now is that I don't have enough healers

[floral fiber]

You will never leave

[young kelp]

planning to use Arb in Mission 3

and Vestal maybe in Mission 2

Occultist is paired with Arb
Plague and Flag were used in Mission 1

Mission 4 it'll be with Reynauld and Dismas, gonna need another healer in that team or maybe just a MAA with 5 Crystal shards

I don't wanna build another healer

gonna take too long

[dim cloak]

huh. didn't expect that gif over here...

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986951681822580736/1325125480818409572/image0.gif

[young kelp]

jimmy 3 balls

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/squishy-pufferfish-meme-funny-plus-gif-20796782

[dim cloak]

omg yes

[dawn spade]

Crossbow lady

Rey and crossbow healing is plenty

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[dim cloak]

idk why it failed tbh

[young kelp]

thats the thing, I can't

Arb is gonna be both the main dealer and secondary healer for mission 3

[dawn spade]

Ah

[floral fiber]

Too low rank

[young kelp]

[dim cloak]

ah.

[heavy ivy]

gotta be axe to post images here, sledge in pz chat :3

[dawn spade]

U have bounty

Arb doesnt even need to be shootin

[dim cloak]

how long does that take

[young kelp]

its for the back line

the thing that teleports you out

[heavy ivy]

do /rank, 5 for pz chat, 10 for here

[dawn spade]

O

[dawn spade]

Yeh i forgot about those things

[dim cloak]

Oh. my god.

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[heavy ivy]

the church of forbidden texts grows stronger every passing night

[dim cloak]

This is gonna take. forever

[dawn spade]

Just get more dogs

3 dogs and a vestel

[heavy ivy]

just chat, get to know people, don't think of it as a rush to reach the rank, it'll come in time

[dawn spade]

That dosnt work, 2 dogs a vestel and axe lady

[floral fiber]

Want to know why I have that name

[young kelp]

[heavy ivy]

oh god, do tell though

[dim cloak]

Fair

[heavy ivy]

ah. forbidden indeed

[dim cloak]

(If I was super active tbh I've never been this active in a chat, like, ever)

[floral fiber]

Well this is degen chat

[heavy ivy]

here is where good people get turned into.. whatever we all are :3

[floral fiber]

And that is one of my tame ones

[heavy ivy]

this foolish mind needn't peruse the dark tomes, they are locked away for good reason

[dim cloak]

The only server I'm more active is the Historically discord

[last spoke]

PZ genchat is where straight people become furries

[heavy ivy]

the pathowogen spweads :3

[floral fiber]

Well I am not a furry don't know how I missed that one

[dim cloak]

Oh god... Another strain...

[last spoke]

Some take longer than others

[heavy ivy]

latent infection, give it 5minutes-10years

[dim cloak]

( I technically have a miniscule Eevee on my pfp)

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-explosion-gif-11079301938727146216

[last spoke]

🥔In 5-10 years that one guy on Skial 24/7 2Fort is gonna come out as a Trans puppygirl
Mark my words

[floral fiber]

That eevee could be smaller

[heavy ivy]

and she is gonna be the happiest she's ever been in her life :D

[last spoke]

Not a high bar for a redditor

[unreal bane]

I'm not a furry though.

[last spoke]

Yet

[floral fiber]

But you do have the pee brick hana

[unreal bane]

Enough.

[dim cloak]

I only have it bc my friend convinced me to "join the pack." And Eevee's the only pokemon that I would want irl (it's like an actual puppy) tbh I just haven't bothered to change it back to the Imperian flag proper

[floral fiber]

[last spoke]

Hehe pee brick

[unreal bane]

I'm not. It doesn't interest me.

[dusk lintel]

piss brick piss brick

[dim cloak]

btw Aan hilei k'Empria x'Imperia.

[last spoke]

I'm a big fan of Eevees

Especially Sylveon