general_chat

[split bane]

They're marine mammals

[young kelp]

they should be laying eggs

[restive pollen]

they'd be half mammals

[tall glen]

meremaids aint even very good housekeepers

[karmic jetty]

mermaids are often believed to have massive badonkas so do they produce milk too

[tall glen]

just a wet tart

[restive pollen]

as IVE SAID BEFORE, there would be a TRANSITION/BOUNDARY KEEPING THE FISH HALF AND HUMAN HALF SEPARATE IN SALT CONTENT, PH ETC

[toxic relic]

are they marine mammals in every fantasy iteration? they have been described as half fish half human a lot which means they cannot be soley mammal

[restive pollen]

ik this because i eat mermaids for a living

[last spoke]

Y'all do realise that the folklore mermaids are literally based on the Dugong

[young kelp]

there are no known sightings of it yet

[last spoke]

Like the Dugong is the mermaid

[tall glen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88DZhwKqHM4&pp=ygUQcHl0aG9uIGRhbXAgdGFydA%3D%3D

[last spoke]

And it's a marine mammal

[young kelp]

thats cause that thing is fully mammal

[karmic jetty]

next u gonna say moby dick is a whale

[young kelp]

mermaids are half fish

[split bane]

The legend of the mermaid came from sailors seeing dugongs and manatees at sea, so yea, they're mammals

[tall glen]

is the lady of the lake a mermaid

[last spoke]

No, Mermaid is a dugong

[toxic relic]

based on yes, but that description has changed much and has even more interpretations--also many cultures have a "merpeople" legend

[restive pollen]

lmao but if you search up mermaid its half fish

[toxic relic]

i mean thats one legend

[restive pollen]

myths change bro

[toxic relic]

myths do change

[karmic jetty]

fresh woter mermaid

[icy vigil]

No she's a white haired girl

[restive pollen]

its like you dont even know the development of mythological creatures in detail smh

[last spoke]

Remember; Most sea monsters of legend were probably sperm whale penis

[tall glen]

I hate centaurs

their anatomy is so stupid

[karmic jetty]

when u think about it every monster is a penis

[restive pollen]

centaurs would absolutely suck when running

[tall glen]

how many stomacks, and how does that spine work?

[restive pollen]

horse center of mass changes so the human half would be holding on for dear life

[icy vigil]

A-are you!?

[last spoke]

Bastards have two spines and two rib cages

How the fuck they even do that

[tall glen]

they run like Naruto

[restive pollen]

would a centaur move their arms when running?

[tall glen]

head foreward to minimize wind resistance

[toxic relic]

im thinking of the renyu myths of various chinese regions

hm

haieryu, tiyu and niyu as well

[karmic jetty]

imagine the back pain centaurs get when running in the wind

[split bane]

From the time mermaids legends arose, whales and dolphines were thought to be fish. They didn't have the science we have today, they looked like fish so they were fish
Mermaids were miscategorised

[toxic relic]

this is interesting

[karmic jetty]

4 corner dragons or sumthin

[restive pollen]

if i ever have centaurs in a fantasy world i make myself they will not be one of the sapient races, they will be humanlike monsters

[tall glen]

do female centaurs breastfeed? which breasts?

[toxic relic]

are dragons merpeople

[restive pollen]

because imagine trying to design infrastructure around those bozos

[young kelp]

both

both sets probably

[toxic relic]

some dragon myths date them to water

so are dragons

[karmic jetty]

to think this all started from mermaid meat

[toxic relic]

merpeople

[young kelp]

Degeneral at its finest

[tall glen]

I will write a fantasy series about centaur ladies with back pain

I am gonna make bank

[lyric galleon]

what the fuck conversation is this

[toxic relic]

this is also a merperson

[restive pollen]

"miscategorised" 😭 bros lost the plot, the origin of dragons have 6 heads, 10 horns, inscriptions upon their bodies and are as big as mountains

[young kelp]

mermaid meat and centaur chests

[karmic jetty]

do merman has schlongs

[toxic relic]

the renyu of jueshui

[restive pollen]

would you call a normal modern day dragon a dragon? yeah?

[toxic relic]

depends

[lyric galleon]

ur all featherless bipeds

[restive pollen]

then you've lost the plot

[split bane]

Who's talking about dragons?

Huh?

[young kelp]

depends on where the fish part begins

[toxic relic]

i think that was a comparison for the argument

[karmic jetty]

do fish has schlongs

[restive pollen]

im saying if we're talking about myth monsters based on their origins alone which is nonsensical

[young kelp]

there is one fish that has something identical

[restive pollen]

then all modern day dragons should be insanely "inacurrate"

[toxic relic]

i agree we need a holistic perspective of myths

and that its not concrete

[young kelp]

Phallostethus cuulong

[split bane]

A comparison between a completely made up creature and a legend based on real observations of real animals

[tall glen]

fish do not have shlongs

[toxic relic]

no one has yet answered my question about non western forms of merpeople

which is sad cause i enjoy renyu

they cool

[tall glen]

there are ones fartass

[toxic relic]

im aware

[tall glen]

is renyu the japanese ones

[young kelp]

we have serina tho they are mostly identical to regular mermaids

often viewed as guardians of the water

and are still half man half fish

[tall glen]

there was a bunch of preserved japanese mermains in shrines

there's still one in a shrine

it was recently cat scanned

[toxic relic]

ningyo?

[karmic jetty]

starbucks mermaid

[tall glen]

its a fake

[toxic relic]

of course

[karmic jetty]

umi bozu

[toxic relic]

theyre not real haha

are they based on ningyo?

[tall glen]

sometime in the 1700's someone was selling dozens of them

[restive pollen]

dragons were literally based off of real irl creatures smh

[young kelp]

if it makes money, then it is real

[restive pollen]

in fact id call dragons more similar to those animals than dugongs are to mermaids

[karmic jetty]

dragons are real

[restive pollen]

bro keeps losing 😞

[tall glen]

I've seen the movie, Dragons, are just Cats

[young kelp]

we still have dragons

just mostly seen in very few locations

[karmic jetty]

i love dragons!!!!

[toxic relic]

theres different myths as well

[last spoke]

Mermaids are dugongs
Like that's not a fact that can be disputed

[tall glen]

cat dragons

[karmic jetty]

thats just toothless

[tall glen]

watching some cooking tonight https://youtu.be/POxOCj2RlP4

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-dance-discord-toothless-dance-discord-how-to-train-your-dragon-gif-6290816749207650700

[toxic relic]

this is already derivative; mer legends are not all from dugongs--dont generalise

[heavy ivy]

🔴 i like dragons but im not biased or anything

[toxic relic]

sorry for the ping

ive already said that many cultures had merpeople

[tall glen]

which is better, good dragons, or bad dragons

[unborn thistle]

is hell let loose any good??

[karmic jetty]

game for nerds

[toxic relic]

specifically china and japan have huge legends surrounding fish people

[unborn thistle]

nah its free

[tall glen]

I am nerd

[last spoke]

I could like 1v5 those things

[young kelp]

not a fan of fps games

[toxic relic]

not all based on the dugong

[restive pollen]

and ALL dragons MUST have seven heads, ten horns, seven crowns, huge tails that LITERALLY knock 1/3 of the stars in night sky out, as well as having seven crowns on each heads and small inscriptions on each head too

myths and myth creatuers are complicated

[young kelp]

where did merfolks come from?

[tall glen]

dragons also collect all seven dragonballs

[last spoke]

Okay but like, what dragons are you on about?

[karmic jetty]

i made it up

[young kelp]

or rather murlocs

[restive pollen]

its reductive to claim they all need to fit one description based off of one possible origin

[toxic relic]

merpeople, folk is a word for people

[toxic relic]

a lot of cultures have myths that are similar, its cool and interesting

[karmic jetty]

are sirens mermaid

[toxic relic]

depends

[young kelp]

they eat people

[last spoke]

If you ask what kinda meat mermaid is made of, I'm gonna tell you it's red meat because the mermaids I know that are made of meat and not legend is a marine mammal

[young kelp]

we're basing it on the legend not the origin of the legend

[toxic relic]

theres some myths of male sirens or brother sirens being abandoned

and outcast to an island

[karmic jetty]

mermaid implies theres merbutler and mermaster

[restive pollen]

lmao the devil, dragon like creatures existed in myth at the same time as this origin, but if we're picking one then this is kinda the origin of the evil knight killing dragons we know in west

[toxic relic]

thats a very gay myth im mentioning

[young kelp]

merpriest

[toxic relic]

i like it

[restive pollen]

despite the fact that the gap between the original version and modern day couldnt be wider

[toxic relic]

i think its using the old meaning of the word

[tall glen]

Techpriest

[last spoke]

Dragons are all weak to me

[toxic relic]

like warmaid

[restive pollen]

going from "literally the devil from the actual bible in an incomprehensible giant lizardlike form" to what we have today

[young kelp]

would a wizard mermaid be called a merwiz or merzard

[toxic relic]

i think theyll be called whatever they want

[tall glen]

I wanna replace all mythology, with WH40k

[toxic relic]

dont

thats some emperium shit

[tall glen]

you speak heresy

[young kelp]

which ones were the fanatics again in WH

[toxic relic]

fuck the emperor

[karmic jetty]

theyre all fanatics

[tall glen]

one doesnt fuck the emperor

the emperor fucks you

[toxic relic]

alexander was a bottom

youre wrong again anon

[tall glen]

not that emperor

[last spoke]

Okay but like your supposed origin is also based in fiction.
Dugongs aren't exactly fiction

[heavy ivy]

im made of softness and scales

[tall glen]

I've never seena dugong,

could be real, maybe not

[restive pollen]

it is thought dragons pretty obviously come from seeing lizards and larger lizards irl

one of the potential origins for dragons, which holds about as much weight as dugongs being mermaids

[karmic jetty]

dragons are real trust

[young kelp]

I wonder where dragons came from

was it actual lizards

or a fucking gigantic crocodile

[karmic jetty]

dino fossils likely

[toxic relic]

i have been mislead; im currently seducing alexander the great

[tall glen]

Hey... Congrats to the guy who killed the last dragon in europe

Harold?

who was it

[young kelp]

that could have been case

seeing how gigantic those bones often are

[heavy ivy]

dragons are real

[karmic jetty]

https://youtu.be/UopANFTGexA?si=LHounRmKTFzPfDVr

[restive pollen]

there are too many possible origin stories for dragons, as "giant fuckoff lizard that can fly" is a pretty big net to cast

[karmic jetty]

i love dragons rahh

[toxic relic]

curious archive

i dunno how to feel about that channel

[young kelp]

save a horse, ride a dragon

[toxic relic]

they dont do their due diligence with a lot of research

which is common for youtube

[karmic jetty]

u take youtube too seriously

[toxic relic]

they recommended a rather unsavoury paleoartist

[tall glen]

I am hearing medival hangover cures

one of which is, washing your testicals with vinegar and salt

[toxic relic]

a lack of sincerity is the soil from which tyranny grows

[restive pollen]

loong from chinese myth, mushusu from mesopotamia, the japanese dragon/hydra thing

[tall glen]

or of your a woman, your breasts

[young kelp]

6/10 doesn't consistently work

[toxic relic]

im not doing this to my balls man

[restive pollen]

and of course big og daddy dragon the devil

[tall glen]

you might get compliments SF

[toxic relic]

why

[low slate]

How to post images-

[toxic relic]

from the vinegar smell?

or the salt

[toxic relic]

which devil

[last spoke]

Participate in the community for a while, you'll eventually earn the permission.

[young kelp]

the chinese dragons were based on snakes with limbs right?

[low slate]

also how to report someone in the discord-?

[young kelp]

so doesn't that mean it was a skink

[low slate]

for harassment

[restive pollen]

like Bible Devil, Lucifer Morningstar, Satan

actually not lucifer

[last spoke]

DM the Spiffo bot

[toxic relic]

ah the judeo christian one

[restive pollen]

considering he didnt come into christianity until a bit later

[young kelp]

chinese dragons are secretly just massive skinks that floats

[toxic relic]

thats one devil ig

[heavy ivy]

eastern dragons are really dope too

[karmic jetty]

zamn which patch did he come in

[restive pollen]

Paradise Lost

[toxic relic]

new testament update

[restive pollen]

technically lucifer was already in bible

[toxic relic]

there were a lot of updates to that lore

[last spoke]

Bah, Dragon Shmagon

[restive pollen]

but he was just some random jerk angel until the new patch

[karmic jetty]

any characters that got nerfed

[toxic relic]

a lot

[karmic jetty]

L dev

[young kelp]

J was captured

[restive pollen]

Seraphim got nerfed into the ground

showed up like once or twice and then never again

[low slate]

Reported bro.

[restive pollen]

also technically Lucifer as well, bro got shadowbanned by god

[karmic jetty]

unreal

[toxic relic]

id say that 12th century, 13th century, 18th century were huge lore updates too

intense happenings

[karmic jetty]

remake would make it or break it

[toxic relic]

uh

hmm

break it

[tall glen]

I want a vampire move with actual vampire lore

[young kelp]

would break

a lot of the OG lore is lost

[tall glen]

like burying them under crossroads

[toxic relic]

theres too many remakes of the lore already

each one is worse than the last

[karmic jetty]

my remake would be better trust

[toxic relic]

lot of books do this man

[karmic jetty]

preorder now

[toxic relic]

just read

[tall glen]

I want like 5000 garlic cloves in every scene

[toxic relic]

what vampire lore do you want

[last spoke]

So Zee

[restive pollen]

but he was smurfing on Earth servers so god had to send a moderator (michael) to get rid of him

[tall glen]

romanian

[last spoke]

Since you've figured out fluff

You know you need to make a fursona now right

[karmic jetty]

nani

[restive pollen]

tbh it was kinda smart, the admins just put all the hackers onto one big server together, seperate from everyone else

[karmic jetty]

but why

[last spoke]

It is law

[tall glen]

zee doesnt, zee is actually a cat that learned out to type

[toxic relic]

this is a very understandable explanation of the myths

its fun

[young kelp]

Mosquito

[toxic relic]

mosquito

[young kelp]

also why are vampires often nobles

[toxic relic]

that would go fucking hard

[young kelp]

is there a hobo vampire

[toxic relic]

symbolism

[heavy ivy]

all roads lead to furry eventually

[icy vigil]

i can fix her

[toxic relic]

theyre often used as metaphors to convey classism

hence why theyre usually depicted as nobles

[restive pollen]

also nobles were little shut in basement dwellers, who never went outside

[toxic relic]

sucking the blood of the working class

[restive pollen]

so they were pale

[young kelp]

I wish you luck

[toxic relic]

that was another signifier of class

[last spoke]

Was about to say exactly this

[karmic jetty]

abraham lincoln vampire hunter

[restive pollen]

this is also where "blue blooded" comes from, nobles didnt touch grass so were super pale compared to all the commoners

their paler skin meant blue veins were more visible

hence "blue blood"

[toxic relic]

ridi, pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto.

[last spoke]

So has there been anything since the other day for me to see?

[young kelp]

nobles were horseshoe crabs all along

[last spoke]

I'm trying not to be impatient, I just like being on top of it Y'know

[restive pollen]

most signs that nobles were "superior" that were used as evidence back in the day were actually them being disgusting little rats, like pale skin, blackened teeth, yellow nails etc

[toxic relic]

indeed

they looked like walking corpses

[restive pollen]

the blackened teeth came from the insane sugar consumption numbers they were putting up back in the day when they didnt have teethbrush

[toxic relic]

there were ways to keep your teeth clean but yes

shocking dental health is common amongst rich people in history

back to pharoahs

[young kelp]

mummy

[heavy ivy]

what if we replaced our teeth with knives

[last spoke]

Guys I'm eepy

[karmic jetty]

what if teeth is soft but hardens when its time to eat

[young kelp]

human teeth suck

they don't regrow

[heavy ivy]

the eeper

[restive pollen]

tbh at a certain point its hard to convey lmao

[heavy ivy]

not with that attitude

[restive pollen]

in pre jesus days the old testament was an absolute HATER lmao

[last spoke]

@dire timber You seem to know far too much about windows for your own good, is there a way to get Windows to boot from a flash drive or is there some kinda live environment you can boot into if a computer is on a different operating system? Asking for @heavy ivy
So reply to them once you're able

[toxic relic]

judeo-christian myths are not my expertise

[restive pollen]

like the hategrind is so hateful that it goes from being shocking to lowkey impressive

[restive pollen]

its lowkey super interesting tho

[toxic relic]

eh

in my opinion its one of the lesser interesting regional lore

[restive pollen]

nah i mean in terms of the evolution of it

[toxic relic]

i see that the same

i would rather learn about kurdish myth and evolution

[last spoke]

Have you ever seen a sylv so sleepy,,,

[restive pollen]

like its so weird and trippy to me that God used to be the king god (ie zeus-like) of his own pantheon

[toxic relic]

but i understand that myths are cool

[toxic relic]

pantheistic myths bro

[restive pollen]

but the other gods in the pantheon slowly got merged into him, or removed, or split off to become their own religions, until there was only one god left

[toxic relic]

that happens a lot

that is actually what happened to zeus in many regions

[restive pollen]

its why hes such a horndog lmao

or at least that was a theory

[toxic relic]

many gods of the greek pantheon were actually from other religions but when greece....annexed.....places they used that convenience to connect them yeah haha

but the opposite also happened as a result

the native lore got superceded by zeus

unfortunately for the minoans

earth lore

https://tenor.com/view/earth-lore-earth-lore-meme-caption-gif-25707753

[restive pollen]

also the super long and storied history of greek myth aka Chaos --> Primordial existences (Gaia, Uranus) ---> Titans ---> Gods

comes from when the pantheons were too seperate to properly merge iirc so they just said yeah this pantheon is the children of our pantheon

[toxic hawk]

hello, how nice of you to tag me at 2:30
i was sleeping

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

i bet zeus did the sussy with a mermaid

[toxic relic]

the chthonic forces have no comment

[restive pollen]

Prometheus is like the only real Greek god/titan/eldritch chthonic being out there

[last spoke]

Rust is so tiring

[toxic relic]

balls. [mine][solid][3][unstealable]

[tall glen]

I want to winter survive in PZ like this guy https://youtu.be/iys_pmJSp9M

thats blacksmithing

he makes a fucking griddle to cook his dinner

[livid notch]

Damn most be such a light sleeper to be get woken up by a notification, I have to put 3 alarms in row

[toxic relic]

just make a swedish torch

[tall glen]

you're a swedish torch

[toxic relic]

do you know what a swedish torch is city boy ?

[tall glen]

yeah

but he has a big fire cause he needs a LOT of heat

not concentrated heat

[toxic relic]

you think its not enough

[tall glen]

radiant heat

[toxic relic]

im not going to argue

[tall glen]

just watch the video

[toxic relic]

i am

king crabs, caribu hides and such

once again im accosted by the american accent

[dawn spade]

Rar, im a crab

🦀

[toxic relic]

just seems like a casual video which is very calming

apart from the accent

why are the comments off

[dawn spade]

Wtf

Genuine coincidence that ur talking about crabs

[tall glen]

just a guy sleeping in the woods for two day, for no fucking reason

get a motel bud

[toxic relic]

Pagliaccio... e ognun applaudirà.

[toxic relic]

its about the experience

of course he's doing it for content

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/대왕킹크랩-블랙타이거새우-떵개떵-먹방-리얼사운드-gif-16818545

[toxic relic]

but i understand wanting the experience

smudge is typing

has been for a while now

[bleak crane]

Anyone have a setting suggestion on how i can set up my game with a real feel to the start of the zombie outbreak ? I wanna make my zombies setting very small but ramp up fast in the coming days

[toxic relic]

#pz_b42_chat

[bleak crane]

yeah i'm not re-typing that.. can't you just give me some advise ?

[livid notch]

Most People here don't play pz

[toxic relic]

copy paste comrade

ctrl+c, ctrl+v

or just hold with your digit and select all then cut

and paste

another one i fear

[tall glen]

light isnt even a real human

[livid notch]

Ye

[last spoke]

I never made it past character creation

[bleak crane]

Sooo asking a zombies question in a zombie discord for people that don’t play zomboid. Ok never mind

[toxic relic]

i wonder if assaisin still thinks im an ai

[tall glen]

this is the everything aside from zomboid chat

[exotic stone]

You are going to go mad from a fit of unabated self indulgence and then struck by lightning in that order

[tall glen]

like centaur breasts

[karmic jetty]

what the shrimp

[last spoke]

Well you're asking in the non zomboid channel of the zomboid server. Just ask over there where people actually talk about the game

[toxic relic]

there is a chat for pz chat, it is above degeneral
there is also a chat for unrelated topics where we can discuss things like merfolk and myths.
im not sure what expectations you had.

[heavy ivy]

some of us play, some of us dont

[livid notch]

Plungers just being plungers

[last spoke]

I'm just here as a consequence of Mrp being here
I like the goobers in this server so I just hang around here

[digital kettle]

Wassup

[toxic relic]

ive been affronted by such users all too much now, l1ght

[karmic jetty]

i found this channel who streams art once in a while and only does that

[toxic relic]

the gentry and the rabble

[karmic jetty]

who is this person

there are no other links or description

[last spoke]

Hmmm

[toxic relic]

tell me, moonboy

[karmic jetty]

nvm i found twitter

[heavy ivy]

this!!! if ember is gonna play the game for over 1k hours the rest of us are kinda obliged to come along

[toxic hawk]

no lol, i was asleep

[tall glen]

I am sleeps now

[last spoke]

Weed bnuuy

[digital kettle]

I’m a professional American and drink individual

[exotic stone]

real as hell bio, may I inquire why max is a potato in specific I am curious if there is a story

[digital kettle]

Bruh god bless whiskey

[last spoke]

Hair colour

[heavy ivy]

weed bnuuy 🌵

[toxic relic]

another american, how unfortunate

[last spoke]

Unironically the potato was as close as we could get

[toxic hawk]

how do we save them

[heavy ivy]

this wasn't our choice

[toxic relic]

potatoes are cool

[toxic relic]

you are cool

you all

:]

[karmic jetty]

what the shrimp apparently this person was huge

[digital kettle]

You can’t understand freedom and shooting things and obesity

[toxic hawk]

pause

[heavy ivy]

thank u fn fren :]

[exotic stone]

Satan gave us alcohol and god gave us hangovers hell yeah brother heaven no brother

squaaa

🦅

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-team-fortress2-tf2-troll-scout-team-fortress2-gif-19317394

[digital kettle]

I don’t understand because im fucke d up but like hell yeah and ahir

[last spoke]

I do like some whiskey on occasion :3

[toxic hawk]

god gave me IFRAMES and satan gave me delayed attacks

[exotic stone]

That's red blood in your veins I don't need no sciencer to tell that

[digital kettle]

Anime gay and fuck Russia and shit an d Europe cool and I feel good man and I hope you feel the same

[digital kettle]

HELL ALYESS

[toxic hawk]

sending children to your house right now

[toxic relic]

anime gay, are you calling me that or anime?

[exotic stone]

Literally the sandwich scout wanted in the meet the sandvich

[toxic hawk]

anime is gay, thats why i love it

[karmic jetty]

[digital kettle]

Anime

[karmic jetty]

wuts goin on here

[heavy ivy]

i love gay anime, its my favorite

[toxic relic]

anime is gay which is why i this its cool

[toxic hawk]

rats

[exotic stone]

I love gay anime G i v e n was a favorite

[toxic relic]

its the only anime i watch haha

[toxic relic]

the ost is fire

i have it on my playlist

[digital kettle]

Don’t ask don’t tell

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dandadan-balls-okarun-gif-5090207469042889580

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-sad-pyro-transition-gif-5781624994166801969

[last spoke]

I am anime and very gay (I'm pan but shuddup it's for the bit)

[heavy ivy]

not quite the same but watched the owl house finale with friends today and what the fuck i've never seen this show before but its making me cry and it has queer representation too??? beautiful

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-modern-warfare2-stare-meme-2022-gif-27104713

imagine saying that in a chat full of queer users thats wild

[digital kettle]

MERRICA IDC IF U ATENT URE AMERICAN TO ME

[toxic hawk]

i am also spawning nothing but fireaxes in your house

[livid notch]

Now that's just sadisim

And I love you because of it

[digital kettle]

I have an excuse the liquor is through my veins in my.lahey

[toxic hawk]

i love you too pookie

[toxic relic]

i also disagree that this is complimentary

[toxic relic]

being called american is exclusively an insult

im the worth decider man

mr decider

i say this is true

[heavy ivy]

look what happened to american "cheese"

[toxic hawk]

do you like cider tho

[heavy ivy]

thats right

its not fucking cheese

[exotic stone]

What do you wanna be called

[last spoke]

I'm a lot of things
American is absolutely not, and will never be one of them

[toxic relic]

no

[tall glen]

pluscheese

[toxic hawk]

mez too

[toxic hawk]

whats the quote of the day anon

[exotic stone]

I would be so honored if someone called me free territories

[icy vigil]

i may be eating bad cereal, but idunno

[toxic hawk]

🫂

[toxic relic]

it legally '
cheese product'

[icy vigil]

its 3 months before expiry

[exotic stone]

Keep eating and pretend not bad

[icy vigil]

but the air smelled strange

[toxic relic]

this is cool

turtle island

[exotic stone]

Ignore severe pain in lower abdomen is nothing

[toxic relic]

thats also cool

[tall glen]

"I am too sleepy tonight"

[digital kettle]

Use the ping thing because my head is spinning and ur my American brother who is with thhe lord and god Bless you and afuxk yeha

[last spoke]

Why he naked

[toxic relic]

your fatuous conversation vexes me

[tall glen]

I am gonna pudding then go to bed

[heavy ivy]

didnt wanna make clothes dirtyy

idk i dont do clothes im a fish thing

[last spoke]

Fromsoft are COWARDS
DRAW HIS ASS

[exotic stone]

Nude art posing (with magic)

[toxic relic]

🥵
that is my opinion

[toxic hawk]

that is an ass
also naked cuz he's like genderfluid or something idk

[exotic stone]

John Art

[toxic relic]

john art

[last spoke]

That's barely any ass

[toxic hawk]

I AM NOT ELDEN LORD I AM ELDEN LADY

[last spoke]

That's like a

[exotic stone]

Let me John Art throw it back

[toxic hawk]

i am ofcially a woman

[exotic stone]

Let me see John Art from Elden Ring make it clap

[last spoke]

LET'S GOOOO

[cyan thicket]

heeeeeelp

[digital kettle]

All you need to know is that who ever or whatever created us lives you and ur like a bro to me and god bless homie

[toxic relic]

geoffrey art

[cyan thicket]

heeeeeeelP

HELP

what server provider is good for pz?

I'm new to this

[toxic hawk]

brocolli

[heavy ivy]

welcome to girlboss realm 😁

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-jimmy-kurosaki-cyberpunk-edgerunners-grinning-evil-smile-gif-26918489

[cyan thicket]

most reliable

[last spoke]

You're best off asking in #pz_b42_chat

[toxic relic]

your words are bibulous and betray your current posture but thats apparent.
i have no other comment

[last spoke]

Most of us in this channel don't even play the game

[digital kettle]

Welcome to Costco I love you is the best quote from a movie

[toxic hawk]

i am a woman because right now my elden ring playthrough is a woman specializing in strength and faith

[heavy ivy]

congrats on girl :3

[last spoke]

Eggs are so fun to crack

[karmic jetty]

game? there is no game

[digital kettle]

Love u, I love everyone no matter there belief and I wish u will find love cuz u a bro and u understand me and yeah

[exotic stone]

Girl town

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[digital kettle]

HOUSE

[toxic relic]

im not sure what youre talking about bro tbh

im just a man trying to change topics

[karmic jetty]

ill save the chat

[toxic hawk]

now that i am a woman and still love rellana i guess i am also a lesbian, i gotta look up what the flag looks like

[heavy ivy]

its always lovely to seem them flourish

[restive pollen]

WE NEED TO CURE THIS PATIENT

[toxic relic]

riv, were you the one that mentioned to me about the total eclipse?

[toxic hawk]

lupus

[restive pollen]

mouse bites

[heavy ivy]

aye, think so!

[icy vigil]

why did zeerol kill the chat

[toxic relic]

i spoke to my bf about it and he's keen

[restive pollen]

@karmic jetty why did you kill the chat

[toxic hawk]

just sign the marriage certificate bro

[toxic relic]

[digital kettle]

Bro I drank. Like a lot so idek, I love whiskey and I don’t drink ever but when I do I get shit faced

[exotic stone]

That's a red blooded.. Clear blooded actually that's a 98.7% alcohol content reading AMERICAN CITIZEN

[karmic jetty]

is the only solution

[heavy ivy]

oh thats dope!!! again cannot stress how awesome it is and hope it all works out :3

[toxic hawk]

wont hold up in court

[toxic relic]

2 men on an adventure, someone write a song with a lyre

[digital kettle]

Foreman can be a lil bitch

[toxic relic]

appreciate your sentiment

[toxic hawk]

"theey slept and cuddled during the knight
but just friends really close were the knights"

[last spoke]

I'd suggest staying off the internet or public chat rooms in general if you're going to be ahem Shitfaced.
You're much more likely to make a fool of yourself in this condition

[exotic stone]

Fellas I have to go brush my teeth and take L-lysine and watch anime take care queers (positive connotation queers)

[toxic relic]

no, my bf and i are going to spain next year [if all goes well] to see the total eclipse

[karmic jetty]

eclipse...

[toxic relic]

ecplipse

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

[last spoke]

I feel kinda bitey

Like I wanna bite

[toxic hawk]

rage

[last spoke]

Usually that's Mrp's thing

[restive pollen]

achilles and patroclus were REALLY GOOD friends, good enough that they gave eachother a peck on the cheek when saying goodbye, but they were REALLY REALLY GOOD friends so they actually gave eachother a peck on the mouth, and it wasnt just when saying goodbye

[karmic jetty]

bring one behelit to the eclipse

[restive pollen]

fuck im already behind the conversation

[icy vigil]

they were roommates

[restive pollen]

because i took so long to type that

[toxic hawk]

normalize kissing to show affection

[toxic relic]

according to many stories they did a lot more

[karmic jetty]

normalize french kissing ur homies

[toxic relic]

this isnt about male friendship this is a canon romance

[last spoke]

(If he likes you he will bite you)

[toxic hawk]

i do

[last spoke]

(Affectionately)

[restive pollen]

they were such good friends they kissed eachother on the mouth, for minutes at a time, in public, with tongue

[toxic relic]

indeed

[toxic hawk]

how else do you kiss

[restive pollen]

wish i could be that good of friends with someone

[last spoke]

I'm pretty sure they would die if I did that

(Draining kiss)

[digital kettle]

Hell na mot in public that shits wierd u gotta do that in ur house not in public that’s what I do with my gf

[toxic relic]

Alexander and Hephaestion

[toxic relic]

wrong

you dont kiss your homies?

[toxic hawk]

are you inebriated ?

[toxic relic]

yes they are

[last spoke]

Forreal though

People need to learn it's okay to be affectionate

Love your friends

Like genuinely love them

[toxic hawk]

my two cents, if everyone involved is okay with it, it's fine

[last spoke]

Your friends need love, so do you

[toxic hawk]

i express my love currently throughs daps and memes

also hating, i express love through hating

[last spoke]

Platonic love is the coolest fucking thing ever why are people afraid of it

[toxic hawk]

ayo drop the pic

[toxic hawk]

hate when that happens

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/flushed-gif-26618632

[restive pollen]

what great friends 🥹

seriously read the bottom text

its so funny

[digital kettle]

Na I’m hammed and I believe too much public affection is wierd, you gotta do that not in a public space

[toxic relic]

exactly

[young kelp]

trying to express love to family members in my place would make them assume I'm dying

[toxic relic]

its wild how far people will go

[restive pollen]

"his close friend" im actually dying 😭

[last spoke]

Normalise being more affectionate in public

[toxic hawk]

funny because thats literally how i greet my friends, just the kiss is on the cheek not the mouth lol

[last spoke]

Why would you hide something as beautiful as love behind closed doors?

[young kelp]

do the mouth instead, extra love points

[toxic hawk]

thats so fucking cute i want it

[restive pollen]

its so funny because being homosexual was openly practiced in ancient greece

[young kelp]

there's a bunch

[toxic relic]

i would say that pederasty was an open practice but being gay was still stigmatised

[last spoke]

Like, do you really think they were naked for the Olympics for straight people reasons?

[toxic relic]

no haha

of course not

[young kelp]

[heavy ivy]

love your homies, hug n cuddle

[toxic hawk]

i'll take 69

[restive pollen]

like imagine "he was such good friends with her that he gave her a ring, and had an elaborate friendship ceremony" like bruh

[toxic relic]

ik bro

its seriously fucking enraging

[last spoke]

Like, a whole swarm of naked men showing off their strength and prowess to each other is absolutely not an event for straight people

[young kelp]

platonic marriage

[toxic relic]

indeed not

[digital kettle]

Idk about u but when I see freshman sitting on each others laps I am like yelling “shame shame shame “ in my mind like I that’s wierd af, keep your relationship to yourself like idc about that show love at home, what im trying to say is some things aren’t meant to show in public

[toxic relic]

this is a thing

[toxic hawk]

you ever get married, have children write a will and then ask "so uh.... what are we to each other ?"

[restive pollen]

didnt um turing have one

[toxic hawk]

yo wanna get married ? just platonically ofc

[last spoke]

Well maybe you should mind your own business and stop being weird about others existing happily

[karmic jetty]

i never know what to expect whenever i peek here

[restive pollen]

he was gay but wanted to conceal that fact because people would literally disown him if they knew

[digital kettle]

Exist happily in the safety of your home

[young kelp]

everyone is getting married

[restive pollen]

so he married a good female friend

[heavy ivy]

my irl friend group has an entire family tree of relationships both platonic and romantic and its baller

[last spoke]

I'm gonna exist as loudly and happily as I can

[restive pollen]

ok yeah some things are a little weird

[last spoke]

What are you, a cop?

[restive pollen]

like small kisses are cool in public but full makeout sesh imo is like bro maybe find a private place

[toxic relic]

lavender marriage is the term

back to reading

[last spoke]

Course of action for when you think something is weird:
step 1: shut the fuck up

[restive pollen]

??? i think thats pretty reasonable lmao

[toxic relic]

this book is engrossing

[digital kettle]

No matter the gender or sexuality u should keep dry humping and shit to youself what about the little kids like I’m not gonna make out with my gf in public like I’m not a pedophile

[young kelp]

An undercover cop won't admit they are one, which could only mean one thing...

[digital kettle]

WHISKEY IS MY POWDR

YEAHHAHAHABAB

[karmic jetty]

[restive pollen]

its less about the kids (tho that is a part of it) but more about imo like it makes me uncomfortable, went into bathrooms once and a couple were full on making out in there

[digital kettle]

I am an undercover cop totally

[last spoke]

I don't think making out with your gf has anything to do with... that?

[toxic relic]

the fact that you view hugging or that sort of affection as comparative to pedophilia betrays a lot about your thoughts

[last spoke]

Like unless your gf is a minor and you're an adult, there's absolutely zero correlation

[digital kettle]

Yes it does doing that shit in public is wierd sf

[restive pollen]

??? what 😭 i dont think that

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/awaria-yaga-eating-gif-1044002304584988974

[toxic relic]

in which case you would call the police

[karmic jetty]

think what they meant is what if kids are watchin or sumthin

[toxic relic]

but this is unrelated

[last spoke]

If you kiss your gf and think about children, that's like entirely on you

[toxic relic]

not you moonboy

[digital kettle]

People have eyes don’t they

[toxic relic]

why would they watch

[last spoke]

What if kids are watching? They can mind their goddamn business too

[karmic jetty]

[digital kettle]

Ayo

[restive pollen]

but im saying some things are too weird to do in public, even if its legal, like if a dude is making out with his gf in a stairwell and i gotta shuffle around them...

[last spoke]

Deciding what and what isn't allowed based on a subjective view of "weirdness" is a slippery slope

[restive pollen]

it makes me feel icky and very uncomfortable

[digital kettle]

I’m drunk but that’s a wild as text

[toxic relic]

ayo what

its not

[digital kettle]

It’s called morals

[toxic relic]

i would say scarf is the only here being reasonable

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/vaas-gif-19939640

[toxic relic]

YIKES

they brought out morals

[last spoke]

Y'know shits fucked when I'm the voice of reason

[toxic relic]

yeah bro needs to stfu now

[karmic jetty]

genchat civil war arc

[heavy ivy]

i will cuddle and kiss my girlfriend in public

[unreal bane]

Alright, what's all this then.

[toxic relic]

i will do the same with my bf

[young kelp]

TO WAR!

[livid notch]

Madness

[heavy ivy]

this is the way 🫡

[restive pollen]

lmao hells yeah kissing and cuddling is fine imo

[toxic relic]

back to reading

chat is uncouth tonight

[young kelp]

when is it never

[last spoke]

Apparently being affectionate in public is comparable to being... into kids?

[restive pollen]

but when its getting at all sexual imo take it somewhere else 🥲

[toxic relic]

uncouth in a negative sense

[livid notch]

Chat is getting a bit quircky tonight

[karmic jetty]

i dont think thats what they meant tho

[last spoke]

Like again, if you see people smoochin and your first thought is children, that's on you to get checked out

[unreal bane]

You may have misread what he intended. It's more like "granted, they're also kids too but that's not mainly why I feel weirded out".

[restive pollen]

its been said before and you keep repeating this

hes talking about kids being around

[last spoke]

That's why I started with "again,"

[karmic jetty]

my mouth still taste like metal

[restive pollen]

good thing he wasnt talking about that then

[young kelp]

anyways, Darkest dungeon first boss wasn't too bad for this team lmao

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/eyeball-creepy-halloween-scary-cool-gif-19806626

[digital kettle]

That’s wierd do it in your home, where chuldren aren’t, keep your relationship to yourself like I do, I believe that people shouldn’t do dry humping making out in public that’s just sick you should keep it to yourself and that’s something not meant for the public but meant for you and you alone

[unreal bane]

Most people still feel uncomfortable with PDA, myself included especially with those who don't seem to bother about TPO and look like they're eating each others' faces out in public.

[neon bramble]

any team with flagellant is a good team

[restive pollen]

ok if at any point you think dry humping in public is fine

you a fucking weirdo

[karmic jetty]

what do the letters mean

[digital kettle]

Exactly

[last spoke]

Who the fuck said dry humping?

[dawn spade]

Yes

[last spoke]

Like what?

[heavy ivy]

dude nobody mentioned 'dry humping' but you, i am just gonna kiss my gal

[digital kettle]

I’ve seen that shit when I was younger and almost vomited its suck

Sick

[unreal bane]

[young kelp]

nobody said that we allowing that tho

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/doll-eye-factory-gif-19030742

[dawn spade]

Idk, a sloppy kiss in publics excessive, but a little pash is fine.

[unreal bane]

Okay, since everyone appears to be grossly-misunderstanding each other, best to just switch the topic entirely.

[young kelp]

they just said about making it more normal for people to be more affectionate in public, not intimate

[karmic jetty]

what the frick

[digital kettle]

Bro I’m hammered cut me some slack

[heavy ivy]

gotta get fresh ones occasionally

[last spoke]

I just said people need to normalise being affectionate to the people you love, you're the one that said dry humping

[restive pollen]

ok: kissing is fine, hugging is fine, holding hands etc etc all good, but anything remotely sexual or horny: makeout seshes, anything horny

[digital kettle]

Yeah a kiss is fine but tounge fucking in public is wild

[last spoke]

Like affection is a helluvalot more than just sex

[digital kettle]

TES

[unreal bane]

You guys....

[neon bramble]

am I the only one extremely annoyed by frick

[last spoke]

Why are you paying enough attention to know what's happening?

[neon bramble]

just say fuck ya fuckin coward

[digital kettle]

KEEP IT TO YPURSELF

[heavy ivy]

this is why half our crew is ace

[last spoke]

Again, mind your goddamn business

[restive pollen]

its just that people can use the word kiss for more than just light pecks, there are different scales of what kissing is

[karmic jetty]

[neon bramble]

profanity is fun and makes language colorful

[restive pollen]

wait u seriously think thats ok?

[young kelp]

probably, the internet is making itself softer by changing the OG word into something more kid friendly despite still meaning the same thing

[restive pollen]

damn

[digital kettle]

I’m sorry I’m human and have eyes

[quasi slate]

Normalise recording pigeons going wild under the car

[last spoke]

Avert them?

[digital kettle]

Yes pigeons are cool send me videos

[young kelp]

so fuck is literally just being turned into frick which will then sooner or later be turned into an actual profanity

[unreal bane]

They play bird noises at the platforms in JP rail stations.

[restive pollen]

no i shouldnt have to deal with "tongue fucking" (as was it was called), just take it somewhere else

not that hard jeez

[digital kettle]

Imagine your a child and you don’t because ur a fucking kid and u do what u what

[restive pollen]

makes people (me) uncomfy and everything

[digital kettle]

Use your brains and don’t do that in public

[last spoke]

Do I think it's okay to give your partner a smooch?
I think it's perfectly fine for any two or more consenting parties to smooch

[karmic jetty]

chat imagine if chimkens have bigger wings

[heavy ivy]

dimosaur

[digital kettle]

That’s fine but making out is wild

[unreal bane]

I think your comments were taken way off track so it's not going to make sense going ahead. Best to just drop it.

If it helps, I understood what you meant.

[restive pollen]

yeah mrp is refusing to engage at all in a meanigngful way 😔

[karmic jetty]

do dinosaurs taste like chiken or lizards

[unreal bane]

Reptiles are technically white meat.

[heavy ivy]

scaly chimken flavr

[restive pollen]

thanks hana, ill try to drop because im getting nowhere

[last spoke]

I'unno what Mrp has to do with this conversation?

[karmic jetty]

white meat...

[digital kettle]

Maybe like cow or steak cuz they big sf

[quasi slate]

white meat

[young kelp]

what about that chicken with black meat

[unreal bane]

Chicken.

[digital kettle]

Brown

[restive pollen]

i dont think ive ever eaten a reptile, are fishes reptile?

[quasi slate]

Black meat

[karmic jetty]

i think eels are reptiles and theyre pretty pog

[unreal bane]

I guess at some point up the evolution chain, they are.

[last spoke]

I forget if we've ever had snake before

[marsh glacier]

snake eater

[unreal bane]

Birds were evolved from reptiles, for one.

[digital kettle]

Can we all agree making out in public is wierd? Or are u the wierdo

[quasi slate]

Depends what country you are from

[marsh glacier]

you keep bringing it up that's hilarious

[last spoke]

You're weird if you're getting hung up over it

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-sucker-succ-pog-gif-5055206602185854794

[young kelp]

are humans secretly reptiles

[karmic jetty]

normalizing bonelessing boneless chimkens

[heavy ivy]

i am a fish :]

[marsh glacier]

boneless wings taste different i don't like em

[last spoke]

Wet rat

[digital kettle]

Yes, cuz idk why I gotta get my answers or something

[heavy ivy]

SOPPING wet RAT

[restive pollen]

just drop it at this point, scarf is just gonna avoid engaging properly with the convo

[digital kettle]

Fish taste good af

[restive pollen]

pro level ragebaiting lmao

[neon bramble]

I miss fresh fish

[last spoke]

How have my engagements been improper?

[digital kettle]

I NEED MY ANSWERS

[marsh glacier]

what even is the debate

sloppy kissing vs normal kissing?

[neon bramble]

yearning for the wet market

[young kelp]

kissing in public

[karmic jetty]

heh sloppy

[marsh glacier]

that's funny

[unreal bane]

Then here's a summary and the conclusion:

• PDA is not weird
• PDA that's overly-intimate with no regard for TPO weirds people out.

[digital kettle]

Public kissing is wierd, furry vs drunk

[unreal bane]

Moving on.

[restive pollen]

moonboy: i think its weird when people deeply make out in public, yk in the horny way, its weird and uncomfortable
scarf: SO YOU HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE GIVE EACHOTHER KISSES HUH??

[karmic jetty]

what is pda

[restive pollen]

but yeah move on

[unreal bane]

Public Displays of Affection.

[marsh glacier]

public defecation alert

[karmic jetty]

ooo

[restive pollen]

public display of exertion

[last spoke]

When the goddamn frick frack snick snack fuck did I imply that?

[karmic jetty]

wheres the A dummy

[restive pollen]

basically how much you can lift when people are watching

[unreal bane]

Please drop it.

[karmic jetty]

stoopid

[marsh glacier]

drop it like it's hooot

[heavy ivy]

i like being a sOPPING WEt RAT

fish are cool :]

[digital kettle]

That’s what I believe, idk what they believe text me because i am drinking a lot of red label and I did a shot of fancey tequila

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-shower-bath-soap-gif-16388990

[marsh glacier]

dry off dude you're gonna get ill

[heavy ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcat-rivulet-picmix-gif-7789179239336394061

[karmic jetty]

mfw readin chat

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/dfv-gme-gamestop-moass-game-stop-gif-11700783231030267714

[restive pollen]

feel bad for this rat, its obviously trying to get the shampoo out

[unreal bane]

But chat means cat.

[digital kettle]

If u fight me I will lose unless it’s wrestling and that’s a fact upless u a weak bitch

[last spoke]

I dunno how me saying that people need to mind their business is rage bait

Like you're the one that consented to being in public

[restive pollen]

we keep saying please drop it

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-limbus-company-faust-time-gif-18048101859115026010

[digital kettle]

I will win against you weak people and people under 170

[restive pollen]

JUST DROP I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THE RAGEBAIT

[fading niche]

From what ive gathered everyone else has dropped it but you, please drop it so we dont have to clog up chat with useless slop anymore 😄

[heavy ivy]

you are contributing too, please chill

[quasi slate]

My nut on paper towel

[digital kettle]

Cuz your saying it’s okay to be a horn dog in public

[icy vigil]

oh shit its blanchard

[digital kettle]

It isn’t

[heavy ivy]

the wet rat wants to just eep

[fading niche]

It is me, yes

[heavy ivy]

and scarf never said that

[karmic jetty]

burrito goober!!

[unreal bane]

Please drop it.

[icy vigil]

are you sure

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/library-of-ruina-roland-gif-8573246778734312770

[fading niche]

i dont know?

[digital kettle]

I shall

[fading niche]

is it me?

am i me?

[karmic jetty]

why are some here still jolly

jolly is illegal

[marsh glacier]

happy halloween

[heavy ivy]

jolly season is over

[icy vigil]

🫂 don't say that blanchard

[heavy ivy]

it is spooky season again

[restive pollen]

sidenote: never give rats shampoo

very bad for them

[neon bramble]

there are still jolly new year leftovers

so its still jolly for me

[fading niche]

Its alright 😄

[quasi slate]

What if you give a rat baby oil

[unreal bane]

Where was that video of a rat that got trapped in an engine...

[neon bramble]

give me a moment to destroy the last slice of cake and carbonara

[restive pollen]

the rat in this image isnt washing itself its tryna get shampoo out that mean ass humans poured on it

[digital kettle]

Sooo what’s the Best kind of hot dog I believe it is Kirkland they are long af and taste good with ketchup

[last spoke]

Yeah like, this thing is in distress

[marsh glacier]

i love rats, id get some if they didn't live such short lives, i wouldn't be able to handle losing so many cool little guys

[heavy ivy]

i am designed for water, that poor critter is not

[restive pollen]

same with opossums

[young kelp]

Jolly in my place last till Jan 6, SO WE STILL JOLLY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

[karmic jetty]

r*ats

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-possum-eating-possum-happy-opossum-eating-gif-5972121149038122432

[heavy ivy]

holy balls the best crossover

[quasi slate]

Same i wish a rat could live up to 10 years

[marsh glacier]

hate possums, damn things dig in my trash every night and strew it about my yard

[restive pollen]

this little thing only lives 2-3 years like wth God im sorry but why 😭

[marsh glacier]

damn critters why i oughta

[karmic jetty]

they are evil

[restive pollen]

australian possums are uglier but also dont go through trash

[young kelp]

feed the possums properly then they shall stay away from thy thrash

[restive pollen]

they just raid your attic/roof

[last spoke]

Nah, they just fuck in our roof

Scares the shit outta Miguel

[marsh glacier]

i put cat food out and they ate it, then dug in my trash anyway

ive tried literally everything bar just shooting on signt

[karmic jetty]

clearly ur trash has superior fud

[last spoke]

Secure your bins

[quasi slate]

Leave them raw steak

[unreal bane]

Booby trap your bins.

[marsh glacier]

ive tried cinderblocks on top of them and they somehow moved them

it's a war and im losing

[restive pollen]

my trash has a superior palate

[digital kettle]

What is the best food

[last spoke]

See if you can get some kinda clamp

[karmic jetty]

weld ur bins shut

[unreal bane]

Raccs are annoyingly smart.

[restive pollen]

filled with a balanced multicultural diet

[karmic jetty]

i love raccon!!!!

[restive pollen]

or at least the leftovers of it

[digital kettle]

Answer me for fuck sakes answer my drink questions

[young kelp]

Spiffo mentioned!!!

[marsh glacier]

i am not bending my knee to this menace

[heavy ivy]

please god no my last laptop has plastic welds attached to the keyboard

[unreal bane]

That's a red panda though.

[karmic jetty]

erm thats not spiffo

[restive pollen]

HUMANS ARE OMNIVORES, we gotta eat everything we can to be in ideal health

[marsh glacier]

spiffo is a pet drop from zombies, 1/5000

[last spoke]

Rangers at Yellowstone have said it's impossible to create Bear Proof bins because there's actually a pretty significant overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists

[young kelp]

shush

[heavy ivy]

what's really funny about this is there's a spiffo pet in terraria too

[young kelp]

I know, I just haven't gotten back to playing 2d minecraft Terraria in a while

[unreal bane]

Automatically assume tourists are dumb, or are there to commit mischief. Sometimes both.

[young kelp]

gonna pick up on my mage zenith run soon

[marsh glacier]

i love terraria, been playing it since i was a kid on the xbox 360

what a game

[last spoke]

How's Bee doing?

[karmic jetty]

add spiffo as wild animal so i can eat em

[restive pollen]

seeds, nuts, veggies, fruits, berries, eggs, poultry, red meats, grain

[marsh glacier]

99% fat 1% infected meat

[restive pollen]

im a little scavenger primate

[unreal bane]

Speaking of which, I should look into an Osaka trip soon.

[heavy ivy]

tired an too many thoughts for critr
ag forgot ping sowi

[marsh glacier]

azumanga daioh mentioned

[unreal bane]

Do people even remember her actual name at this point...

[marsh glacier]

osaker

[karmic jetty]

hardly know er

[last spoke]

You lot need snoozies

[unreal bane]

[karmic jetty]

[restive pollen]

seriously tho, the amount of people who go "humans are meant to eat meat" and then eat only meat

we are meant to eat everything

[toxic hawk]

did you get your infection checked out ?

[heavy ivy]

yeaj u right, we get off an go eepers, riv is keep company in hamrhead shark plush form :3

[toxic hawk]

i identify as an omnivore

[last spoke]

🥔Remember, plushies are omnivores :3

[karmic jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/i-eat-dirt-grime-mud-smudges-waste-gif-13873154

[marsh glacier]

humans were meant to eat Campbell's Hearty Canned Stew

[unreal bane]

Just period flu. Though oddly disruptive. Fine now.

[marsh glacier]

im hungry for stew