general_chat

[rain mango]

not knox people

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-jumpscare-gif-24645062

[naive flicker]

Bro i play PZ

[naive flicker]

🗣️

[rain mango]

SHUT UP

WE DONT

[floral fiber]

Normal is a strong word

[rain mango]

PLAY

PZ

HERE

[naive flicker]

🔨

I do

[floral fiber]

This is the insane asylum

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiryu-punch-wall-angry-punching-wall-gif-24793595

[rain mango]

don't make me put you on pz server kill list crusader..

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-18148683

[rain mango]

go with the FUCKING

joke

[floral fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258908958580539504/1295131967964053544/attachment.gif

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-angry-omni-man-invincible-frustrated-annoyed-gif-14328229375218203215

this will keep crusader busy from annoying me

[naive flicker]

Guts and blackpowder players when i beat them to death with a shovel

[rain mango]

02:32 always makes me angry and wanna attack the british soldiers due to how annoying they sound

[naive flicker]

French Navyman drip 🗣️

[heady basin]

UGYUHGHUYUUUHHBAAAA

[rain mango]

Hii missplums

[rain mango]

wait french has navy?

i dont recollect

oh no my mistake

[heady basin]

cthulu noises

[rain mango]

i dont really play french region

[rain mango]

hiii missplum

[heady basin]

HOOOORRRRGAAAHHHHAAAOOOOORR

[rain mango]

hiiii missplumms ☺️

[heady basin]

https://tenor.com/view/cthulhu-gif-5560301703286155883

[rain mango]

hru beeenn

:3

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-space-marines-warhammer40k-astartes-astartes-film-white-helmets-wastartes-film-cape-space-marine-warhammer40k-gif-26385385

[heady basin]

HOOOOORARARARAAOOOOOORRRRR

[rain mango]

i think missplums took alot of fent today

we should revert her back to normal

[heady basin]

nah i’m just performing the french national anthem

[rain mango]

ohh

hii missplums

☺️

[heady basin]

@toxic hawk

hi

[rain mango]

he is usually dead by these hours

but u can talk to me ^w^

[heady basin]

in the wise words of eminem

“idgaf god sent me to piss the world off”

petittera

petitters

[rain mango]

why did m&m say that

[heady basin]

its lyrics

[rain mango]

is eminem edible like m&m's?

[heady basin]

sigh

leave my boy alone

[rain mango]

why cant i get to eat humans

[heady basin]

because eminem has created some of the greatest rap songs out there

[rain mango]

can i eat anyone?

im hungry

[heady basin]

you will not eat any prodigy of dr dre’s

[rain mango]

..

[heady basin]

nobody touches the dre lineage

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-carl-johnson-cj-gta-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gif-16103935

zombibby apocalypse

[heady basin]

look there’s a holy circle we don’t touch

[rain mango]

missplums tell me this

why in zombie apocalypse the force and military are fucking stupid

[heady basin]

because plot

thats legit it

[rain mango]

only one i seen

that has the military and force smart was

all of us are dead

they shred through the fucking zombies

but i think reason for that is it was on a school rather than entire world

[heady basin]

yeah after an entire school was wiped out clean

[rain mango]

oh you watched that movie?

[heady basin]

plus that’s the korean government

[rain mango]

best part of that movie is they kept yeeting the bully out of the building

many times

[heady basin]

come to think of it

they do yeet a lot of people out windows in that movie

[rain mango]

for love of god that bully

gets yeeted like

every episode he is in LOL

i mean movie has its flaws tbh

[heady basin]

no but

everyone gets yeeted in that at least once

[rain mango]

i mean zombies are

i didnt see normal humans being yeeted

[heady basin]

its like the producer didn’t want to film in a school so they decided they’d spite the higher ups by making as many barrel rolls as possible

[rain mango]

lmfao

tbh

is there any legit zombie movie thats realistic and has minimal flaws

[heady basin]

no but arti

cmon

[naive flicker]

Shaun of the dead

[heady basin]

zombieland?

[rain mango]

no comedy included

[naive flicker]

L

[heady basin]

ooh

last of us

[smoky rain]

womp womp

[heady basin]

last of us

[rain mango]

go away plunger role

[smoky rain]

Never!

[rain mango]

tbh

[smoky rain]

I refuse!

[rain mango]

MAN

SHUT UP

tbh

[heady basin]

LMFAO

arti you are hilarious

[rain mango]

joel feels bit unrealistic

[rain mango]

no i am not if he was next to me id gouge his eyes out 😭

[smoky rain]

Attention to the designated grid square!

[rain mango]

i swear to god

[smoky rain]

Attention to the map!

[heady basin]

yeah bc the 14 yr old with zombie immunity is more realistic than a man who’s lost his entire family to the undead and/or the military

[heady basin]

yeah thats my sense of humour

[rain mango]

:3

i love having bpd

and hate it

it triggers me alot

[heady basin]

how is that relevant

[smoky rain]

I would eat your eyes first

[rain mango]

reason i act like that is mostly

i am geniune

:3

[rain mango]

go back to pz_chat plunger role

you have

no embed perms.

[smoky rain]

No.

[heady basin]

is that why u like me sm

[rain mango]

what

[heady basin]

yknow what nvm

i just realised how bad that sounded

[rain mango]

exactly

but

i think you are cool :3

i never seen u do me any wrong so

[heady basin]

sorry u have bpd i have autism

[rain mango]

unlike many in this chat..

[heady basin]

together
we form inappropriate sentence structures!

[smoky rain]

I have something called 1 intelligence

[rain mango]

HELL YEAH

can we please kill courier six

and feed it to the dogs

[narrow rune]

I don't steal staplers

[heady basin]

hey arti you ever accidentally offend people

[rain mango]

i did :3

[smoky rain]

You can't kill me silly

[heady basin]

i do every day
in fact i just did

[smoky rain]

I'm the goddamn mailman

[heady basin]

okay postal dude

[rain mango]

arti is the name offending people is my game!

[smoky rain]

wrong guy lol

[rain mango]

can we PLEASE

get this guy

[heady basin]

hey it has mail related wording in it

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-judah-meme-fnaf-meme-man-fnaf-meme-fnaf-title-screen-gif-23823003

[smoky rain]

Fair enough, sometimes I go postal

[rain mango]

you are not him

nor be postal

you are just a plunger

[heady basin]

aight see u at midnight we’ll have a crackhead contest

[naive flicker]

I'm literally Courier 6

[rain mango]

thought u redeemed urself..

but no

[smoky rain]

can we marry?

[rain mango]

i was so wrong

I WAS SO WRONG

[naive flicker]

🙏

[heady basin]

redemption does not exist in pz discord

[rain mango]

its either kill or be killed in pz discord

[heady basin]

what is with people and getting married in this server

[naive flicker]

Idk

[rain mango]

they have no significant beings in their life so they do it here

[heady basin]

noo bc that’s so relatable

[smoky rain]

I will buy you a Hecate II AMR if you do

[naive flicker]

Peak marriage 🗣️

[rain mango]

glad i have someone significant for me ☺️

and not like these guys

[naive flicker]

I have my phone and PC i guess

[heady basin]

yay loneliness

[naive flicker]

And my steam deck

[heady basin]

we are literally the hole dwelling song by kikuo

[rain mango]

dww someone will getcha eventually :3

[smoky rain]

I have this floating ball of metal called EDE

[rain mango]

Sorry i don't talk to inferior roles here.

https://tenor.com/view/hierarchy-orange-role-blue-role-cyan-role-red-role-gif-15652731667383343503

[heady basin]

atp im rolling in the metaphorical mud like TAKE ME

[smoky rain]

You spend money on a Discord server 💀

[rain mango]

and?

[heady basin]

you spend money

[smoky rain]

Discord isn't permanent

[rain mango]

nothing is permanent

[heady basin]

neither are you

we shall all DIE

DEAAATH

DEAAAAATH

[rain mango]

death isnt relief

its temporary torment for the real one

relief is void

[smoky rain]

Quantum immortality goes so hard

[rain mango]

man

dont talk

[heady basin]

hey arti do you play animal crossing

[smoky rain]

Man be quiet with yo cringe ass

[rain mango]

i am a turkish boy so i dont have a nintendo switch

but i grew up with nintendo a little on youtube

[heady basin]

ill buy you one

[rain mango]

f-fr?

[heady basin]

yeah

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-mario-plumber-marioandluigi-supermariobros-gif-27552254

[rain mango]

yayyyy (dont spend your money on mee)

[heady basin]

i dont even know you irl so

[rain mango]

hell yeah

[icy vigil]

I do

[rain mango]

i only accept robux and steam games

[rain mango]

no you dont

go away

[icy vigil]

👁️

[smoky rain]

Cleaned up worse

[livid notch]

Have a math exam the next 2 hours, gotta lock in now (I've basically listened nothing in class)

[smoky rain]

eugh

[icy vigil]

Be afraid

[smoky rain]

People in the navy don't have healthy diets

[rain mango]

Why is away out so hard to even invite people

[smoky rain]

Just saying

[rain mango]

yeah u belong there

[heady basin]

i havent touched roblox in years solely out of fear ill get banned

i have a clean track record

[rain mango]

Like I cannot invite my feiwnd at all

[rain mango]

i make all sorts of femboy outfits in there..

[icy vigil]

Wait asec arti

[rain mango]

ur just a fucking shark its over if i rotate you

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[heady basin]

i like character customisation games but roblox scares me to no end

[icy vigil]

I thought discord was banned in turkey

[rain mango]

why?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/nanomachines-son-metal-gear-senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-20057254

[heady basin]

again, i have a spotless record of no bans or suspensions and i dont wanna risk it

[rain mango]

LOL

just create an alt

[heady basin]

naaah

[rain mango]

i mean if you avoid making freaky shit and not be mean

[icy vigil]

This is a hate crime

[smoky rain]

I got banned from one Fallout server for sending an entire recipe to making methamphetamines

[rain mango]

you are gonna be fine

[rain mango]

Mods, Please kill him

[heady basin]

yeah but you get muted for saying “lesbian” these days

[rain mango]

no? You are just weak

[rain mango]

lesbiabs are so cute icl

[icy vigil]

[rain mango]

or shall i say

sesbians

[heady basin]

roblox disagrees

[icy vigil]

Serbians?

[rain mango]

u can say gay

[rain mango]

WHAT NO

[smoky rain]

People always come up with new words

As they always do

[icy vigil]

What if serbians are cute

[heady basin]

a serbian film

[rain mango]

Serbian femboys are cute

[heady basin]

iykyk

[smoky rain]

what the hell

NOT MY CHILDHOOD VIDEOGAME

[lilac quarry]

uhhh

[heady basin]

i didnt get the chance to watch the video what happened

[lilac quarry]

the n word is in there so

[heady basin]

oh

[rain mango]

My bad.

I had a gut feeling lokiel was gonna appear

criminality rate was increased

[smoky rain]

womp womp

[narrow rune]

Moe

[heady basin]

the one time lokiel does their job and isnt pranking me

[rain mango]

ill send in dms

[rain mango]

lokiel murder him

[icy vigil]

Oh noe

[heady basin]

i am gonna be 100% honest i probably won’t watch it

[rain mango]

its 34 seconds

[livid notch]

Is the same going to happen if I send funny tf2 mercs kissing

[heady basin]

34 seconds too long

[heady basin]

DM ME NOW

[rain mango]

fair enough but u wanna have it regardless?

[heady basin]

sure

[smoky rain]

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-meme-lowtiergod-mods-moderators-gif-6196590610942002814

[heavy ivy]

medic and heavy were meant to be together

[smoky rain]

I think the boat people (navy) should donate (give) me money for my life altering injuries (broken legs)

[icy vigil]

I think (i dont)

[rain mango]

No

heavy is already married to his gun

and medic is married to satan

simple as that.

go read the comics

[smoky rain]

Archimedes though 🔥

[heavy ivy]

medic treats satan like a business associate he's a pain in satans ass

[heady basin]

this is why i choose the twinks who seem to never get any

[heavy ivy]

i have read the comics :3

[rain mango]

i hope you are not suggesting something

[smoky rain]

Archimedes is friend?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/asteroid-in-love-anime-mai-inose-crying-gif-9272778323128881761

[rain mango]

Good.

[heady basin]

what

[smoky rain]

Do you have Tf2 installed?

[rain mango]

stop speaking facts

[livid notch]

According to one of demoman domination lines, demoman was shagging medic's wife so medic has a wife

[heady basin]

fellow scout lover?

[heavy ivy]

1v1 me on highertower, trolldier only!!! ! 1!

[rain mango]

yes

[rain mango]

no.

[smoky rain]

love this

[heady basin]

yes but by that logic sniper has a kangaroo wife

[livid notch]

Dosent he?

[heady basin]

i certainly hope not

[smoky rain]

I only have around 115 hours

[dawn spade]

I love troldier but im so completey ass at it

Jumping is just fun tho

[smoky rain]

But over a 3rd of the achievements

[rain mango]

missplums do u like the pyro

[heady basin]

wdym

[rain mango]

leon forsome fucking reason rides the motorcycle like this

1 feet and 1 hand

[lavish karma]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-a-cool-guy-jacob-mvpr-xset-nice-guy-fine-man-gif-20853914

[smoky rain]

no embed privileges?

[rain mango]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[rain mango]

you are NO BETTER

[smoky rain]

I don't need to send gifs?

[rain mango]

me when the

[rain mango]

ik ik thats a coping mechanism

[smoky rain]

FOR I HAVE OVER 2 GB IN MEMES

[rain mango]

yeah buddy

🥱

[tawdry pelican]

NOOO! I'm playing B42. I just ran over some bunnies and they screamed!

[smoky rain]

[rain mango]

apologize to them now

or else

[tawdry pelican]

i picked up 3 dead babies

[rain mango]

eat then

[heady basin]

dinner time

[rain mango]

we need calory

to survive

[rain mango]

glad we share a meal together yum

[smoky rain]

Anyways, on a more serious note the future is looking pretty bleak

[rain mango]

ok

[smoky rain]

Several violent attacks here stateside

[rain mango]

ok

[smoky rain]

Its crazy how we leave the middle east and then a few years later ISIS pops up again

[simple bear]

3 more hours of IG reels until im off of work ☹️

[naive flicker]

Relatable

[naive flicker]

Just wipe ISIS off the face of earth 🗣️

Fuck those guys

[simple bear]

IS was still active in the region, moreso in Africa though.

[rain mango]

do something productive

[simple bear]

Gonna go hit my geek bar

[rain mango]

thats productive

[lilac quarry]

Love how a few things happen in the west and the future looks bleak lol

[smoky rain]

We just had a confirmed attack by them in New Orleans

[rain mango]

leon i must know whats ur favorite re character

[smoky rain]

It just turned 2025

[lilac quarry]

Leon Kennedy of course

Me

[dire timber]

Suddenly leaves and leaves behind lots of weapons and vehicles :3

[smoky rain]

Don't joke about that shit

[dire timber]

??

[rain mango]

Forsome fucking reason

chris decides to

bodyslam a fucknig zombie

[rain mango]

that guy is nuts dw

[smoky rain]

People are dying to those weapons our previous admin left behind

[smoky rain]

unconfirmed

[dire timber]

People dying bad

[heady basin]

hoorah

[smoky rain]

welp

HOOYAH!

[rain mango]

breaking bad and dying light if they had a baby

[rain mango]

I couldnt get fucking a way out to work

[smoky rain]

Usually that would be a bad thing, as it has always been

[rain mango]

and now were tryna get a game that hes gonna buy for me]

cause im broke

[smoky rain]

Try to get games whenever you can for free

Through any means neccessary

[past ingot]

Did you just dox yourself?

[clear carbon]

I just want the rimworld anomaly expanded mod to come out already

[smoky rain]

Whats rimworld?

[foggy crypt]

scotch and cigarettes

[rain mango]

he is leon from alternate universe

[simple bear]

time to play netflix btd6

[smoky rain]

I've really come to hate IPhone as the years have passed

[dire timber]

No full file system access :'3

[smoky rain]

Partially for that but also the issue with the features

They're just getting features android has had for years and raising the prices of them drastically

[lavish karma]

dang didnt mean to start a fight

[rain mango]

u good dw

[lavish karma]

ok

[fathom igloo]

👀

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[young kelp]

[waxen cedar]

Does anyone know of a pd2 DC server

[sturdy pumice]

yo

i need a few people to play PZ with

[upbeat trail]

so with muscle strain now being a thing is it still more worth it to take athletic over strong?

[tropic briar]

What is your username

[heavy ivy]

strong improves it but you should focus on changing your tactics first, even with the bonus from strong you'll still die to strain if you're not careful.

[simple bear]

#1019737819981283459 #1019725562337579028 May be good channels to check

[slow cairn]

Hey I think imma come back and check out build 42 all this new content looks great. Are there any mod lists people recommend for returning players?

[remote moss]

how do I fix the UI scaling on a 4k monitor?

lowering resolution leaves everything too blurry to read

[hallow cypress]

Peak game

[dusky charm]

I'm fiending to play zomboid but my computer blew up 💀

[dawn spade]

I for one find it hilarious

Watching them finally drop some ancient tech then get there fans to praise them for there innovative new idea tickles me

One of these days apple will sell fire and tm it. This is when humanity will have peaked.

[past ingot]

fix it?

isolate what part exploded and figure out how to bypass it or replace it.

[dusky charm]

I was having motherboard issues anyway, I got a new one otw with a gen newer CPU but idk which of my other parts are borked yet 😂😭

[past ingot]

smell them. burnt cards have a scent

[split karma]

Help im new 2 game and i get bit by accident how 2 cure

[past ingot]

you take nothing but a hammer and a pair of boots into a horde.

[dusky charm]

U right, I just haven't did it yet 😂

[split karma]

my friend said something about a louville

is that where the cure is

[past ingot]

no. there is no cure. you just die

best thing to do is kill as many zombies as you can.

[dusky charm]

There's mods with cures, but none in vanilla
The best one in the plonkies cure 😂

[past ingot]

or you can be a typical casual lock yourself in a closet and drink bleach

[dusky charm]

Make rat and bleach pasta with marinara

[past ingot]

weak....

[split karma]

WAIT

there

no cure

but i survive 1 week

[past ingot]

why would there be?

[split karma]

there must be cure

[split karma]

because zombie

[past ingot]

its a brand new disease that killed off everyone but you

[dusky charm]

This is how you died

[split karma]

Oh you guys are tricking me i was running in woods

and found a cool military base

must be cure 100%

[past ingot]

good luck with that

[split karma]

military 100% has cures

[dusky charm]

Good luck 😂

[split karma]

im south or near rosewood

[past ingot]

the people who made the virus are the first ones who became zombies

[rain mango]

any b42 mods that’ll let me end my life with a gun

[wind hedge]

I'm just tryna cook some pasta. what kinda surface is it talking about for crafting?

this in B42 btw

[past ingot]

any elevated surface. like a waist high rock in the middle of a field

[wind hedge]

so do I just place the pot on there before I get to cooking?

[past ingot]

i have no idea

i just right click the pot and put it in that way

[dawn spade]

I think i made stock fish sad.

[wind hedge]

aye. for some reason that ain't working

just for pasta atm

wait a sec

nope that didn't do it

[split karma]

Help

there was to many zombies

and i died

how 2 revive

[fossil quest]

Hello

[restive pollen]

I’ve left my dog behind 😭

Leaving her at a dog sitters house for a month

[willow blaze]

Not if I eat him

[split karma]

if i could ask

whats the timeframe

for B42 MP

[willow blaze]

none

you'd be better off consulting your dreams

[split karma]

Is accidently killing 300 zombies on day 1 good

[heavy ivy]

when it's ready, we don't know yet

[split karma]

A

[toxic relic]

b42 released last week and we already have this

[gaunt nimbus]

8 years and a stick

[toxic relic]

8 years is fine

[split karma]

i just wana troll my friends at a shooting range

by shooting them

[toxic relic]

play b41 then

just restore the game to a stable

then play mp

[cosmic jay]

Hi chat

[gaunt nimbus]

"Trolling my friends with REAL explosives" 🙏

[gaunt nimbus]

Hi

[cosmic jay]

I wanna go see my favorite artist live, but my whole family hates them 😭

[toxic relic]

why would you bring family to a concert

just go alone

[cosmic jay]

I wouldn’t wanna go alone

[gaunt nimbus]

Who's the artist

[cosmic jay]

I’d wanna bring like my sister or something

[cosmic jay]

Machine girl

[toxic relic]

ive never heard of bringing family to a concert

[gaunt nimbus]

Errmm duhh schizophrenia exists. Just imagine CoolGuyRichard to go with you

[toxic relic]

but i usually go alone or with friends

[cosmic jay]

I don’t have any friends

[toxic relic]

experience it solo

thats fun

[cosmic jay]

I don’t like being alone

[toxic relic]

youre not alone

theres dozens of people around you all the time at a concert

[cosmic jay]

I wouldn’t be able to defend myself if I got in trouble

Like if someone fights me or something

[toxic relic]

is that a pattern with you

[willow blaze]

mood

[toxic relic]

getting into fights

[cosmic jay]

No

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

if not then i wouldnt worry

[cosmic jay]

I worry about everything

[toxic relic]

i know you wont be prmpted for a stand fight at a concert

[cosmic jay]

I just don’t like being alone anywhere tbh

[toxic relic]

thats fine

[karmic jetty]

u should worry about how ur gonna fail this quick time event

press E

too late

[cosmic jay]

E

[toxic relic]

i did want to recontextualise the event for you

[cosmic jay]

Damn

[naive flicker]

Real

[toxic relic]

as in, there will be at least 10 people close to you at all times at an event such as a concert

so you wont be alone

[cosmic jay]

But they’re strangers

I might as well be alone

[karmic jetty]

u wont be alone goin home either

[willow blaze]

mcnutt core

[naive flicker]

Let him rest bro 😭

[cosmic jay]

In a sea of imminent danger at any given moment

[toxic relic]

do you have trouble initiating conversation with people you dont know

[toxic relic]

i see

[cosmic jay]

Even with people I do

lol

[toxic relic]

you catastrophize things

[toxic relic]

understandable

[willow blaze]

Im ronnie-maxxing rn tho
Not a sky king sigma unfortunately though 😭

[toxic relic]

well if no one in your family is willing and you cant go 'alone' then it its frustrating indeed

going to a concert solo is fun imo

last time i ended up with a random group of people at 3 am eating burnt noodles

[cosmic jay]

lol

[toxic relic]

lol

[cosmic jay]

How do you burn noodles 😭

[toxic relic]

i didnt boil them

i fried them

cause they were using the kettle for...things

[willow blaze]

what Cooking 0 looks like

[toxic relic]

i cant cook

[cosmic jay]

Bong hits? 😭

[toxic relic]

im a stupid man with few skills

[naive flicker]

Bro doesn't even do Marvin Heemeyer maxxing that's crazy

[toxic relic]

no comment

[cosmic jay]

I love ganja

[toxic relic]

you cant use a kettle for that

[cosmic jay]

I mean..

[toxic relic]

not well

youll barely get anything

[cosmic jay]

Anything is a bong if you try hard enough

[toxic relic]

thats not how bongs function tho

[naive flicker]

Oh

[toxic relic]

you dont boil the weed in the water

[naive flicker]

Wrong pic

Bruh

[cosmic jay]

Obviously…

[toxic relic]

also you need vapour concentration somehow

[willow blaze]

if we're going loud I am recreating that scene from Heat.

[toxic relic]

they are simple machines

[cosmic jay]

You would use the pouring part of the kettle as the stem

[toxic relic]

hm

[willow blaze]

im not smart enough to make a diy tank

[toxic relic]

i need to test this

[willow blaze]

small arms is fine

[cosmic jay]

And put like a tube in the top

Fill it with water

It’d prolly work

[naive flicker]

True

[cosmic jay]

lol

[toxic relic]

[cosmic jay]

I’ve used nothing but a plastic cup and a water bottle before

[toxic relic]

yeah that seems like enough

i did say they are simple machines

[willow blaze]

I will make sure my demise rewrites laws.

[cosmic jay]

Gravity bong

[toxic relic]

kettle seems overengineered for it

[cosmic jay]

I mean it’s roughly the same shape

[naive flicker]

I'm not a big fan of the government 🗣️

[cosmic jay]

Somewhat

[toxic relic]

somewhat

[cosmic jay]

Somewhat

[fast flare]

yall talking about ☘️ in here

[toxic relic]

nah but this is nz, everyone has a bong

[naive flicker]

Wha

[willow blaze]

we're not upping the RA just yet

[cosmic jay]

Yuh

[toxic relic]

they were using the kettle for other things

[willow blaze]

that's later

[fast flare]

ra?

[toxic relic]

its an irish joke

[cosmic jay]

That loud

[willow blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker-smoking-gif-15952801

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sunglasses-ira-ira-sunglasses-pira-provo-gif-25915741

[willow blaze]

he's not a real provo

smh

[cosmic jay]

How the fuck am I still a plunger

I swear every time

[toxic relic]

you need to learn your world history lore ophelia

[fast flare]

all i know how to do is kill people 🤷‍♀️

[cosmic jay]

What the hell bruh

[toxic relic]

strange considering you died in the playy

you died in the water

like a silly goose

[fast flare]

kd insane tho

[toxic relic]

its not insane you didnt kill anyone

[naive flicker]

Guys what's your opinion on "Wolfgirl nuzzles u and hugs you ASMR ❤️ | F4M"

[toxic relic]

i dont like it

[willow blaze]

mcutt yourself

[naive flicker]

L

[toxic relic]

youre the l

[fast flare]

1kd is still above average

[naive flicker]

nah uh 🗣️

[toxic relic]

you didnt kill anyone, you died, many people die, this is incorrect

[fast flare]

oh i know the song i just couldnt understand what they were saying

[cosmic jay]

I wish mhgu had a steam release

[fast flare]

didnt she game end herself?

thats 1

[toxic relic]

american exposed

[toxic relic]

hahaah alright sure

thats an interesting perspective

[fast flare]

make it f4f and ill bite

[naive flicker]

:(

[toxic relic]

ill watch m4m but not asmr

asmr makes me uncomfortable

[cosmic jay]

Underrated game of all time

[naive flicker]

Beans

[fast flare]

wasnt there a new monster hunter game coming out soon

[cosmic jay]

Wilds yea

It looks like it’s gonna be good, but the community can’t get their shit together on what balancing they want

[toxic relic]

editors context

[naive flicker]

I'm not like other girls
I'm not even a girl

[toxic relic]

editors note: put "monster hunter: wilds [unreleased]" into the addendum list for citations

[cosmic jay]

And also people who don’t play the weapons that have hit stop want it removed, which is beyond stupid because they have no idea what it actually does for the weapon

[fast flare]

whats a kreuzritter

[naive flicker]

Crusader

But in german

[cosmic jay]

[honest burrow]

Now become der Pioneer.

[toxic relic]

crusader isnt german

crusader is kurdish

and works as an accountant

[cosmic jay]

Kurdish nuts go in your mouth?

[toxic relic]

my nuts arent going anywhere thanks

[fast flare]

didnt the us fuck them over recently? i feel like that happened

[toxic relic]

probably

yes.

[naive flicker]

Wut

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-political-now-are-we-gif-26908217

[toxic relic]

i made up new lore for you crusader

[naive flicker]

No I'm german

I don't wanna be kurdish bro 💔

[toxic relic]

youre belarusian then

[naive flicker]

Boring ass country

[toxic relic]

okay a train

[polar kernel]

CANT STOP THE A TRAIN BABY

[fast flare]

they have a funny dictator, hardly boring

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/a-train-but-cube-a-train-cube-a-train-gif-26416609

[naive flicker]

Ofc but I feel like even then there's more going on in my country

[willow blaze]

you could definitely say that

[toxic relic]

i dont think having a dictator is entertaining

[naive flicker]

Okay i will head to bed now and dream of this

[toxic relic]

i think being able to go to a club at 1 am and then eating fried hot dogs is fun

or an arcade

arcades are cool

[fast flare]

not boring, certainly

[toxic relic]

[fast flare]

modern arcade steal all your damn money

[toxic relic]

indeed

so did old arcades

[fast flare]

yeah but the new ones cost way more

[toxic relic]

inflation

[fast flare]

not worf

[toxic relic]

theyre not

[fast flare]

surpasses inflation for sure lol

[toxic relic]

true haha

[fast flare]

look up DB play prices

[toxic relic]

they hiked up the price on everything

[icy vigil]

Modern arcades killed my parents

[toxic relic]

were youre parents cool

[icy vigil]

Nah

[toxic relic]

im trying to gauge whether or not i should be sympathetic

i see not

then i dont care

[icy vigil]

Why would arcades do this

[fast flare]

do you watch that one youtube channel

[icy vigil]

What youtube channel

[fast flare]

with the Australian alcoholics

[toxic relic]

climactic monologue where antagonist admits to killing protagonists parents:
protag: "i hated them anyways lol thanks ig"
antag: " "
they become friends

boy boy

[icy vigil]

Hmmm, probably not

[toxic relic]

is the channel

[icy vigil]

But i like australian yt

[toxic relic]

is it boy boy or cold ones

cold ones

boy boy is the cooler one however

[icy vigil]

I like boy boy

Theres a handful

[toxic relic]

#pz_b42_chat

[trim vault]

I can't stand anymore stinkie fartie @toxic relic
I need tips to level carpentry on b42

[toxic relic]

why the fuck are you asking me

i havent played b42

[trim vault]

cause you're a chad

[stone nexus]

Ball.

[toxic relic]

i am a chad

[stone nexus]

(one)

[icy vigil]

Do you have polio

Skill issue tbh

[toxic relic]

a chad thats spent time touching grass instead of playing

balls.
[three]

balls.[solid][plural][3]

[trim vault]

pollos hermanos?

[icy vigil]

Yes

[trim vault]

yoo mister white

[toxic relic]

finnish electro dance music

[fast flare]

go to warehouse, break all the boxes

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/vibing-club-sunglasses-indaclub-moves-gif-24602378

[fast flare]

carpentry grind is the same in every era

[trim vault]

on b42 you don't get xp on dismantle anymore

[toxic relic]

is there not a limit to xp from dismantling

[toxic relic]

this is changeable

in the sandbox settings,--i think its still limited however

not sure

ive been too busy to play

[trim vault]

limit only for tv, I guess, you're capped to lvl 3 now

[fast flare]

past a certain level aint it?

[trim vault]

no xp at all

[toxic relic]

i dont have any personal gameplay experience to back up my knowledge on this

ask in pz chat, maybe someone there has played b42 and isnt just regurgitating what they heard

[trim vault]

oh my god

you're right

there's a maximum dismantling xp level

[karmic jetty]

pz... in our genchat??

[toxic relic]

im trying to move them

gatekeeping hard rn

[karmic jetty]

grabbing the pitchforks

[trim vault]

[toxic relic]

im grabbing my long mace

long mace/spear, dagger + slingshot

i will level your army

[icy vigil]

SILENCE GATEKEEPER

🫵

[toxic relic]

we keepin this gate

[karmic jetty]

mrshark i will eat ur heart like how this cat devours this strawberry

[icy vigil]

I will help the outsiders destroy it

[karmic jetty]

betrayer

[toxic relic]

mister shark is just being contrarian

[icy vigil]

Youre the ones that betrayed the purpose of "gen" chat 🫵

[toxic relic]

im the master baiter, i know these tricks

[icy vigil]

None of you even remember the existence of #offtopic

[toxic relic]

im a man of knowledge

i know this place

but things change

purpose and meaning shift

you must adapt mistershark

or die from complacency for you are a shark

and they must keep swimming

i just shut down an argument i think i am a chad

https://tenor.com/view/armor-yacine-brinis-zbrush-artstation-gif-27255647

[fast flare]

Slings would be op in apocalypse fr

[karmic jetty]

mmm pretty much yea

[toxic relic]

youre correct

slingshots + training

youd be fucking op

slings are underrated man

if you can aim and you have rope + rock, you will be splitting zombie heads

ez

[fast flare]

Sling training takes 4fucking ever tho which is why few armies used them

[toxic relic]

you have time

[fast flare]

Even if you can't aim you could still chuck a noisemaker

[toxic relic]

indeed

low resource ranged weapon/tool

[fast flare]

Literally a strip of cloth yeah

[heavy ivy]

plenty of time to become the rock slinger of doom

[wind hedge]

is there no more molotovs in b42?

[pale berry]

@toxic relic I know your weakness

[toxic relic]

which one

i am a man of many weaknesses

[pale berry]

The one where I shoot you

[toxic relic]

you pinged me to say youd shoot me

get in line

[pale berry]

Didn't specify

I wasn't gonna shoot you with a gun

[toxic relic]

ok

[pale berry]

Was gonna shoot you with one of those mosquito salt things

Trust me they hurt

[toxic relic]

i have no fucking idea what that is

[fast flare]

Bug-a-salt? That's a classic

[heavy ivy]

pump action salt gun, shoots a little blast of salt to fuck off small bugs that dont justify spider/ratshot

[toxic relic]

ive never seen that before

and ive lived in the most rural places in the world

just keep spiders or wasps

you wont have small pests if you keep wasps nests

this sounds sarcastic or sardonic but im serious haha

[fast flare]

Or lizards

[toxic relic]

indeed

[fast flare]

We have little, I think they're a species of salamander? And some people call pest control to get rid of them, like why

[toxic relic]

thats wild

"theres other 'things' living here that arent me "

[ruby river]

:3

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/knight-rowan-rowanatkinson-atkinson-rowan-atkinson-gif-12218291669825256180

me

[tender igloo]

i love spider

[restive pollen]

i have a huntsman in my house

its creepy asf even if its super helpful

[simple heart]

I SAW ONE RECENTLY

i didn’t realise how big they were 😭

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-gaming-gif-24004057

[karmic jetty]

[karmic jetty]

this vid popped up again on my homepage and it reminds me how much i hated back4blud https://youtu.be/EdRLNUGmFC8?si=wtent0HaFEg_30iB

[livid notch]

Back4blood feels like a knockoff no more room in hell with a few things added

[heady basin]

ive now made it my life mission to catch as many pokemon as i can before i have to return the game

finally found a ditto life feeling gooood

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[icy vigil]

Return the game?

[karmic jetty]

return the slab

[icy vigil]

Zeerol 🫂

Why did you do it

[karmic jetty]

[vague plover]

does PZ have like a final build at some point? like build 50 or something

[tranquil trout]

lf1 to kill all the zomboids on the map DM ME to join

[toxic relic]

i hate you

this gif

vexes me

[polar kernel]

yea most people do

get in line pal

[toxic relic]

hey, bud, i dont line up

[polar kernel]

im not bud, guy

[toxic relic]

YOU get in your own line

im not guy, dude

[trim vault]

hello stinkname, I'm playing zomboid using your tips, its much enjoyable now, thank you so much, I love you stinkie fartass

[karmic jetty]

nuthin ever happens

[toxic relic]

im fart man

[toxic relic]

i appreciate the compliment even if its shallow since you just want to use that moniker

[karmic jetty]

moniker

i hardly know er

[toxic relic]

you should rethink your decisions

[last spoke]

🟣Don't see why it would, it's an ongoing project

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-eve-on-sesame-street-sesame-street-oscar-oscar-the-grouch-wrong-gif-15746432

[karmic jetty]

when is a game ever finished

https://youtu.be/fmikjk_2U7o?si=eIIpSQXm8dYe8MQI

theres a part where zomboi was mentioned

[tall glen]

I'ma post this here

[toxic relic]

?

what does this mean

i would say asking a philosophical question to a biologist will illicit a diverse array of responses since you can be both a professional biologist and a philosopher

tbh im not sure "philosopher" is a profession of the same...standing as others are

[dark cliff]

I found a compromised safehouse with a bunch of zombies flopping out the windows, and a map with notes and someone said "careful about X place, its where i got bitten! :)" ...

[toxic relic]

or a profession at all

[toxic relic]

ok

#pz_b42_chat

[dark cliff]

oh my bad

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

i wonder if i can ask my job to spend my nitro money on smth else

[karmic jetty]

wat

[toxic relic]

but they see it as a necessity for calls

[toxic relic]

i get my nitro paid

[karmic jetty]

nani

[toxic relic]

cause i use discord professionally

as well

:]

[karmic jetty]

are u one of those

[toxic relic]

those what

im a math archivist

[tall glen]

pretty sure philosphers just think about work

[toxic relic]

thats wrong

[karmic jetty]

1 x 1 = 2

[toxic relic]

if you have a proof for this it can be true

[tall glen]

zee shh. dont tell him

[last spoke]

Shut the fuck up, that's not funny and I will laugh

[toxic relic]

is this a joke

was it a joke

[tall glen]

twas

[karmic jetty]

what is a joke

[tall glen]

indeed

[toxic relic]

im pagliocci

[tall glen]

what is humor

[toxic relic]

a sad man

[last spoke]

Found the philosopher

[tall glen]

my life is a joke

[toxic relic]

a man goes to the doctor and says "doctor im depressed"
the doctor replies "why dont you go see the clown thats new in town, pagliacci"
the man, anguished, shouts "but doctor, I AM PAGLIACCI"

vesssstiiiiii la giubbbbaaaaaaaaa

i cant spell italian

[tall glen]

joke, the Danish

[toxic relic]

recitar! mentre preso dal delirio, non so piu quel che dico e quel che faccio!

[karmic jetty]

the danes when i pet them (theyre pretty great)

[toxic relic]

danes as in the group not the dog

[tall glen]

I know someone in Denmark I razzle them quite often

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SAvdH5rYPE8

[toxic relic]

alas, la gente paga, e rider vuole qua

[last spoke]

You should pet @split bane (it is Danish)

[tall glen]

now I want a Danish, the pastry

[toxic relic]

danishes are nasty

im not a pastry enjoyer

[tall glen]

your nasty

[karmic jetty]

i have fren named danish

[toxic relic]

i am a nasty man

i dont enjoy pastries

[last spoke]

Hey, that's my gf you're talking about

[toxic relic]

i mean the dish

the food

[split bane]

[toxic relic]

i dont enjoy being pet

but i have pet others

consensually

[last spoke]

Okay so, pet it

It likes pets

[toxic relic]

i dont feel affectionate today

[last spoke]

And I don't feel merciful

Pet it.

[toxic relic]

its going to have to get pet later, or by someone else

[toxic relic]

no

i dont feel affectionate or comfortable petting today

[heavy ivy]

you should pet it

but fair

[restive pollen]

i just came in here and this confuses me

[toxic relic]

dont force me

[last spoke]

It makes really cute noises when you pet it

[karmic jetty]

fartass what do u think

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/koffa-house-md-gregory-house-house-eric-foreman-gif-3254275732664605731

[tall glen]

muther fugger

music bomb dropped https://youtu.be/fvrogxMHmlg?list=RDEMeVUeGhybZSG1SAnW7FNEMw

[restive pollen]

twould taste like human, but with a faint fishy saltiness and oiliness

[toxic relic]

im sure it does but i dont feel comfortable with that now

please stop asking

[heavy ivy]

the price is a bell curve with the middle at the highest price

[toxic relic]

interesting question

i would this its variable

since theyre fantastical

you can make up anything

[tall glen]

no the real question fartass, is

[young kelp]

this team somehow worked against the first boss lmao

[last spoke]

Mermaids are marine Mammals

It's all red meat

[tall glen]

whats the meat quality of a mermaid

[young kelp]

half fish

half red

[tall glen]

is it like those 10,000 dollar tunas?

[toxic relic]

theyre fantastical people so you can make them what they want

[karmic jetty]

half maid

[young kelp]

doubt it

those things work out to the extreme

I don't think I've seen a mermaid swim that fast

[karmic jetty]

half man half bear half pig

[tall glen]

thats fartass

[restive pollen]

there wouldnt be a solid line, instead there would be various smaller connective tissues/organs that faciliate the change in homeostasis and keep the fish blood and human blood from mixing

it wouldnt be very tasty

[karmic jetty]

do mermaids poo

[heavy ivy]

🔴 i want to try the forbidden surf and turf (ack sorry for ping forgor)

[restive pollen]

honestly due to the amount of skeleton in the fish half the human half would probably be tastier

[young kelp]

like goldfish

[tall glen]

mermaids like centaurs, THE MAKE NO SENSE STOP THIS FANTASY WRITERS

[toxic relic]

im not insulted since i seriously said my fursona would be something along those lines

a boar

or bull

or bear

[last spoke]

Nuh uh https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugong

[split bane]

If we look at the closest living relative, the dugong, it apparently has very high quality meat. To the point it was nearly hunted to extinction

[karmic jetty]

dewgong

[young kelp]

thats a mammal

[toxic relic]

this is an unfortunate comparision

[tall glen]

dats a mammal

[young kelp]

mermaids ain't fully mammals

no wait are they even mammals?

[karmic jetty]

how would u know bot