general_chat

[karmic jetty]

zamn new year soon

[icy vigil]

I dont think he even cares about his kingdom

[loud pumice]

Zeerol pleeease!

[toxic hawk]

I'm going to devour a kilogram of turkey leg

[rapid goblet]

True, but i also don't really understand why he'd do that

[icy vigil]

He cares that he could be part of a prophecy

All he did, he did ultimately for ciri

If it didnt require conquest he wouldnt do it

[karmic jetty]

up to that point i thought u were talkin about doon for some reason

[bold hinge]

no matter how you flip the sandwich, bread always comes first. keep chasin that paper

[polar stag]

Mind if I screen shot that and send it to my friends?🤣🤣

[rapid goblet]

Makes sense, but then again i gotta upgrade my degree on "the witcher" knowledge.

[rapid goblet]

You know what, it's the holidays, perfect time to pick the books up

[icy vigil]

Read up to lady of the lake and were square

[rapid goblet]

Will do

[loud pumice]

Mistershark don't make me do it

[icy vigil]

🫂

[loud pumice]

STOHP

[livid notch]

Brother, there is a option called "save"

[icy vigil]

Double it and give it to the next person

[polar stag]

U can screen shot without saving the photo on ur PC tho :3 🤣

[karmic jetty]

erm ackshually...

screenshots are saved somewhere in a folder

[loud pumice]

Achievements are stored in the balls

[livid notch]

@toxic hawk
is this a certified mommy waifu moment?

[loud pumice]

Someone please help me

[karmic jetty]

help with what

[loud pumice]

How do I become normal

[livid notch]

Why be normal when you can be unique

[karmic jetty]

normal pills bcs thats what the point of the mask is

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/get-blown-up-dog-dog-explosion-sticky-notes-gif-17071604041793579031

[livid notch]

Oh no not this again

[karmic jetty]

define normal

[trail palm]

NIKITA??

TAAARKOV??

[livid notch]

Poggers

[loud pumice]

https://youtu.be/3i2FOyu5rDI?si=_bOuIAERhv5wXjsF

It's that time again

Brain rot

[trail palm]

naaaah

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

[trail palm]

lebron raymond james 🐐

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-diddy-diddy-party-sean-combs-gif-4104351489513445035

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[quasi slate]

@lyric galleon i got 1,070 hours on xv2

[toxic hawk]

this is, peak
This is so peak
This is elden peak
this is

@neon bramble done

[brave falcon]

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/639233101066666008/1295455086876557332/d128feb9-2c49-4ee3-95e3-88990a59f011.gif

[livid notch]

Its unbeliveable how much i fanboy both helltaker and awaria

Oh my goodness gracious
https://youtu.be/4ECDpn643hc?si=5mKOfME8WCl-kfLL

[lyric galleon]

dang wth

[quasi slate]

okay chat lets settle this is Project Zomboid a game or a simulator

[sinful gate]

movie

[naive flicker]

Spaghetti

[toxic hawk]

El clear in top and oiled up

[frail shadow]

it doesn’t have to be one or the other exclusively

[toxic hawk]

So do I, we are simply built right

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649009298881380352/1290660952295080020/932a47ac0eda41ce.gif

[spice arrow]

Try the sus remix instead

[karmic jetty]

[livid notch]

Our interest and way of thinking is disturbingly similar, what could this imply

[loud pumice]

Gabagool? Ova' here!

[quasi slate]

show your atlys character uppy

[loud pumice]

Caw caw 🐦

[quasi slate]

oh mordecai from regular show

https://tenor.com/view/picmix-mordecai-x-rigby-morby-picmix-morby-regular-show-gif-11413979794746150889

[loud pumice]

That's it!

[toxic hawk]

light and i are literally el clear and el fail

@quasi slate how does this fit into djmax lore

[quasi slate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1322658402786082877/1735403120.gif

[surreal mirage]

Tf

[karmic jetty]

i cant stop listening to blorgs mousetrap

OH GLOB I SHOULD PLAY NIKKI RAHHHH

[strange spruce]

[tidal harness]

Welcome

[strange spruce]

Something ain't right

[livid notch]

True, exept we are men

[toxic hawk]

and we like men

[karmic jetty]

hmmmmmmmmm perhaps i shall try at some point https://youtube.com/shorts/8N2S2kx88Fo?si=AYcgrPYdsIdQU9FL

paint le furry

[toxic hawk]

catvocate

[surreal mirage]

[karmic jetty]

[toxic hawk]

i make food, you come, we eat

[surreal mirage]

Uncanny cat golfing

[karmic jetty]

my goty fr

[strange spruce]

[surreal mirage]

What food lil bro

[toxic hawk]

soup, fries and scrambled eggs, i didnt buy bread yesterday, so sad

[strange spruce]

Zeerol,spess era again

[surreal mirage]

No bread

[karmic jetty]

huh skub

[toxic hawk]

you like bread zeerol ?

[karmic jetty]

mmm bread

[strange spruce]

[toxic hawk]

im probably going to make a feast for myself on new years, to somewhat forget the loneliness i struggle with daily

[livid notch]

We? I dont play tf2 anymore bruother i am no longer gay

[strange spruce]

Damn

[toxic hawk]

its not going away, its inside you forever now brother

[strange spruce]

You need a hug

[toxic hawk]

no, i need to see my parents again, i miss them

[strange spruce]

Oh

[surreal mirage]

El bread

[livid notch]

Know what else is inside me? Infinite love for demon waifus

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/helltaker-love-gif-20985774

[toxic hawk]

no way she lost to a teddy bear

[karmic jetty]

im gonna speedrun nikki before the update drops

[toxic hawk]

i will stop you

[strange spruce]

But yea zeerol am back to spess and cdda

Wizden is like low to med pop 90% of the time doe

[karmic jetty]

el fellouf

[strange spruce]

Literally

[toxic hawk]

SHE IS SO
SO
PEAK? PERFECT? COOKED TO MAGNIFICENT LEVELS

[trail palm]

gaara from naruto is the goat

[karmic jetty]

i have enuf time

[strange spruce]

Goob era is upon us

[trail palm]

ive just started watching shippuden

[toxic hawk]

i love guy more
the eight gates of death are the best technique imo

[strange spruce]

Either goob or mrp equivalent of goob (funkystation)

[toxic hawk]

what

[livid notch]

Question is, justice > judgement?

[strange spruce]

Spess station serbers

[toxic hawk]

@stone nexus should i farm the latron incarnon

[toxic hawk]

they're equal overall but better in different things, i have never felt a more chill vibe than anyone like justice

[livid notch]

Unironicly, in helltaker gallery its mentioned judgement is kindest demon of them all

[toxic hawk]

despite the fact she's the one that tries to kill you outright lol
also you know justice was the prosecutor before judgement .?

[livid notch]

Course, most obvious

[quasi slate]

Delicious Renewa @toxic hawk

[toxic hawk]

thiccness in both places, and yet not too much it becomes disgusting
turly 2nd wife

also the cute funni spinning halo

[livid notch]

She is a bit doll like though, weirds me out

[toxic hawk]

its an in game sprite thats all, moopy show him how she really looks

[safe fjord]

Hi @toxic hawk

[quasi slate]

hes going to have a heart attackl

[toxic hawk]

hello, how's it going

[livid notch]

I could survive a bit more

[safe fjord]

Non stop snow so non stop shovel 😂

[toxic hawk]

i gotchu bro, lets get you to the hospital

[toxic hawk]

cant relate, i havent seen snow all my life

keep shoveling, its a great workout

[livid notch]

Me too, i almost forgot how it looks

[safe fjord]

You’re lucky bro. You don’t need to deal with shoveling. 😜

[safe fjord]

Only nice to look at. But it’s freezing 🥶

[toxic hawk]

yeah but i gotta deal with 0 degree weather, and when i'm back home in the summer, 40 to 38 degree heat (no humidity tho so i'm chilling)

[safe fjord]

What?!

[toxic hawk]

@livid notch she's chilling like this

[safe fjord]

That’s the same coldness here only without snow

[livid notch]

More like she's flexing snow like this

[toxic hawk]

im not sure about how or what makes snow, but i can tell you i cant stay out too long when its under 5 degrees

[safe fjord]

She’s a cutie! What anime is this?

[toxic hawk]

and i legit cant go out without gloves or i will get frostbite

[livid notch]

No idea, ask moopy

[toxic hawk]

ask moop, he's the professional waifu expert

[safe fjord]

My legs get itchy when it’s that cold! But the coldest temp here is -12 to -15

[quasi slate]

im the only person here that wears autumn clothes in -15 weather

[livid notch]

I'm still a novice, goddamnit

[toxic hawk]

worst ive seen ever is -5, i couldnt go out

[quasi slate]

no gloves or hat either

[safe fjord]

You’re the goat! 🫨

[trail palm]

i live in my boxers and tshirt cant one up me

[toxic hawk]

thank god the library is heated tho

[quasi slate]

your lithuanian genes better than mine 😭

[safe fjord]

Winner!

[trail palm]

i also dont live there 🥀

[toxic hawk]

my Mitterrandian genes are only made for the heat

[quasi slate]

i can withstand the cold but not the heat i hate summer

[safe fjord]

Me too

[quasi slate]

worst season ever just for the heat alone

[toxic hawk]

i can take the heat, but i cant survive in the cold

[trail palm]

this is so true

[quasi slate]

autumn takes the cake for being always rainy i also hate that lol

[trail palm]

winter is so cool

[toxic hawk]

me spamming this in the winter

[velvet patio]

Guys, can you recommend me a vanilla server where a lot of people play?

[quasi slate]

winter is the only nonchalant season i have negatives with the other 3

[livid notch]

I hate both the heat and the mosquitos that come with it

[toxic hawk]

i dont hate any of the seasons since if it s cold i just put on enough clothes to balance it out

[quasi slate]

god forbid you turn on the lights at night with an open window

[safe fjord]

Yeah! Talking about the army of mosquitos!

[toxic hawk]

mosquitos don't exist in france, i swear ive seen none in about 3 years

[livid notch]

Makes spiders look like a hero catching them all

[trail palm]

mosquitos are not real in northern england

thank fuck man 🙏 bugs suck 🙏

[safe fjord]

Lucky !!! I freakin hate mosquitos

[quasi slate]

mosquitos are at their peak during sunset hours there are so many i couldnt even mow the lawn

[toxic hawk]

i may just be a amsochist but i love summer because i really love sweating

all day at home, tanktop and boxers ez

[quasi slate]

jaime would love india

[toxic hawk]

i dont like places with below average hygiene

[quasi slate]

they eat spicy food during hottest days of summer to sweat

[safe fjord]

Cant enjoy camping much on summer because of it.

[quasi slate]

i have absolutely 0 experience with camping

[livid notch]

Brother thinks he's a buff tf2 merc

[safe fjord]

You should try it 😊

[sly cradle]

hi guys

[safe fjord]

Hi

[livid notch]

Heyo

[sly cradle]

how are you guys?

[livid notch]

I'm decent

[sly cradle]

well something is something

[livid notch]

To be frank with ya managed to quit team fortress, my mental health been improved significintly

[sly cradle]

oh

[quasi slate]

didnt know tf2 was capable of that only heard rumors it turns straight men gay

[sly cradle]

wat.

[livid notch]

That too but man took me a while to notice i dont have the will nor the patience to bear its bullshit anymore, so i went into singleplayer games, more indie games

[toxic hawk]

Brother no way it was that bad. Like come on even when I played medic I always managed to snag some fun

[loud pumice]

El avion

[neon bramble]

I found some burgers a month past the sell by date in the freezer

time to do some gambling

[livid notch]

It was a 50/50 if i would have fun or not and i wont risk it, rather play some waifu games

[neon bramble]

there are no more waifu (Ishmael) for me to pull in limbus

oh wait you talkin bout tf2

I cashed out my items long before I quit the game cause I figured prices would drop the longer the bot crisis lasted

[livid notch]

Actually some stuff got more expensive

[neon bramble]

does valve release new cases still or just resell the old ones

[livid notch]

Dunno never paid attention to cases at all

[neon bramble]

fair

feel a bit of fomo from not engaging in case speculation

apparently I had some valuable cases on me

[rain mango]

I love cheese it is awesome

[neon bramble]

I could be making a sammich rn

but I'm just snacking on some Monterrey Jack and burger meat

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-spy-sandwich-valve-meme-gif-12066456919327292425

[icy vigil]

Chronic pain 🥰

[gentle remnant]

yay

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk shes making the same expression as Maid El Clear

[trail palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1253717021741547593/1319494020753391646/pvz.gif

[trail palm]

ruust?!?

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/don't-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-steamhappy-steam-gif-15962661574841232894

[icy vigil]

I uhh, i slept on my arm and it felt fucking terrible

But i kinda liked it

[livid notch]

Ah masochisim, joshua's long lost friend

[icy vigil]

No no

I like because i slept very heavily, so heavily that i was too weak to move

Its a good deep sleep

[toxic hawk]

i think i'm goping to sell my inventory and use the money to buy elden ring lmfao

[neon bramble]

do you have sadboi gregor

[toxic hawk]

zwei and priest are all i have

[neon bramble]

ok good I didnt advise you to make a mistake then

[toxic hawk]

un avion

[toxic hawk]

who's sadboi lol

[neon bramble]

https://limbuscompany.wiki.gg/wiki/Edgar_Family_Heir_Gregor

if you get edgar gregor it would have been better to shard his walp EGO

[toxic hawk]

btw is sinking useless if the enemy doesnt have sp

[neon bramble]

https://limbuscompany.wiki.gg/wiki/Solemn_Lament_Gregor

[toxic hawk]

i cant read "lament" without thinking of xiao ffs

[neon bramble]

no, when the enemy has no sanity you deal straight gloom damage

[toxic hawk]

ah i see, aight then

so as a general rule of thumb, the higher an ego's danger rating is, the stronger it is ?

[neon bramble]

not really

ego rating is the slot and cost

though yeah the WAW ones are pretty spicy

cost in upgrading and sin resources

some EGO aren't clashers

solemn lament gregor is a good example

[modern python]

heh, just found the paypal receipt for when i bought PZ. £4.99 to Desura, back in 2013. got my money's worth out of it i think.

[toxic hawk]

"plonkers"

[toxic hawk]

that one faust whip ego too i guess, coin power is too low to win

[neon bramble]

lament gregor is a nuker yea

havent tried lasso faust cause I dont have a rupture team raised yet

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/putting-some-oil-two-plaid-aprons-preparing-to-cook-adding-some-cooking-oil-gif-4690818988062713462

[heady basin]

god fucking curse my sinuses

yes ladies and gentlemen, on top of everything else i already have, it appears that not only can my nostrils not intake enough air to sustain me on their own (without mouth breathing), but i have chronic post nasal drip and it’s bugging me to no end

i’m doing a nasal rinse as soon as i get home i stg

[neon bramble]

I dont understand

[toxic hawk]

do you suffer immunodepression ?

[neon bramble]

how do use controller on steam, I plug it in and the arrow pad no work

[heady basin]

no idea, probably considering my past

[icy vigil]

Jamie pls

[neon bramble]

@quasi slate help me understand how to controller on steam

[quasi slate]

whats up

[neon bramble]

I plug it in no worke

[toxic hawk]

do you take immunosupressants for your immuno disease ? im really curious how that evolved for you

[quasi slate]

what controller

[neon bramble]

playstation

[heady basin]

well the immuno disease isnt chronic, it went away after like four months of rehab but it left me permanently scarred with svt and raynaud’s

[neon bramble]

I understand its supposed to glow blue but it just flashes orange when I plug it in

[heady basin]

my mother was unlucky, she got the even rarer recurring gbs

[quasi slate]

yeah playstation is a bit wack on pc right click any game in your library and select controller

[neon bramble]

ooo

I'm supposed to do it by game? was checking on steam settings itself

[quasi slate]

controller configurator steam settings

[toxic hawk]

i guess then betablockers and calcique inhibitors are a daily thing for you ? geez

[heady basin]

nope and nope

[neon bramble]

its on playstation

[quasi slate]

if there is a controller app on pc for the playstation controller make sure it has the latest drivers

[heady basin]

my svt is far better than it used to be, it never got to the point where my heartrate was constantly at dangerous levels

it was more of an annual thing in past

[quasi slate]

and the controller doesnt work in yakuza?

[toxic hawk]

ah thats good to hear, thank goodness

[neon bramble]

it works but it's stuck in xbox mode

[heady basin]

my raynaud’s is more of a nuisance since it disrupts my blood flow and makes me feel hot or cold at the wrong times

so the tips of my fingers could be freezing but the palm is just warm as fuck

and i wouldn’t even be holding anything for that to occur it just happens

[neon bramble]

the rhythm game sections are fucking me over cause its showing the wrong buttons lmao

[toxic hawk]

i see, the way it was described in the books sounded way worse, i suppose we were taught the severe version of it, i need to learn to keep in mind that the same syndrome can have varying intensities

[quasi slate]

disable steam input and try again

[toxic hawk]

is it more often in certain parts of the year ? anything in particular triggers it ?

[neon bramble]

it still borked

[heady basin]

extreme temperatures, ESPECIALLY the cold

my lips go blue

when i went on a school trip to our capital (where it was fucking freezing) i had to wear two sets of gloves so i didn’t get frostbite
and the second pair was my gym teacher’s

but anyways, that’s not what i’m complaining about rn

post nasal drip is far more common apparently

maybe i have a deviated septum

because i cannot breathe through my nose for the life of me

and blowing my nose does absolutely fuck all to get rid of excess mucus

[toxic hawk]

it could be, if it's affecting you a lot you can get it checked out, but somehow i think its not the biggest of your health issues

[quasi slate]

im out of options because i mainly use xbox controller for pc just because of compatibility your other option is just going through steam big picture with your playstation controller

[heady basin]

well obviously not, but it’s certainly annoying the shit outta me

i think i just need a good ol nasal rinse

[neon bramble]

ya I'll try that after I mess with the steam input settings

[quasi slate]

mess with them through big picture

[neon bramble]

found something promising

[toxic hawk]

you got any breathing problems ?

[neon bramble]

putting it in gamepad mode through steam input seems to have done the trick

[quasi slate]

🫂

[neon bramble]

it glows blue like it should

[icy vigil]

🫂

[heady basin]

yeah, ones from my exercise intolerance, ones from my svt, ones from my mouth breathing, the list goes on

[neon bramble]

I will now disco the night away like a true yakuza should

erm

[quasi slate]

thats not playstation

[neon bramble]

werdafuck
(I am not a console guy and I dont know my controllers)

[toxic hawk]

any anemia ?

[quasi slate]

A is the bottom button

[heady basin]

triple yes

[quasi slate]

uhh 1 sec let me grab my ps2 controlelr

A is X

[toxic hawk]

what is triple anemia

[heady basin]

no its just
me putting emphasis on the yes

[toxic hawk]

ah lmao i thought it was an english medical term
you have a lot of stacking debuffs

[heady basin]

you don’t say

[toxic hawk]

how powerful were you so that god needed to nerf you so bad

planetary level sis

[heady basin]

before i learned how to talk i thought imitating the cockatoos outside my childhood house was an appropriate way of communicating

aka, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

“hey plums you want some water”

“SCREEEEEEE”

[toxic hawk]

i rarely spoke as a child, mostly touched other people and used gestures

[toxic hawk]

plums, sweety, dinner is ready
unholy demonic noises

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/djmax-djmax-respect-djmax-diein-djmax-helltaker-djmax-v-liberty-gif-12827112403336410303

[livid notch]

@toxic hawk
Had a question man, is there a mental illness that has to do with adernaline spikes and sadisim and bloodthirst? Just silly question

[quasi slate]

bruv wants to murder

[heady basin]

speaking of demonic things, i used to run around and throw knives and forks everywhere as a little kid

[heady basin]

if it’s literal bloodthirst then pica

[toxic hawk]

i have had zero lessons in psychology, so when i say i still know nothing in medecine, i could tel lyou i know less than nothing in mental health and its' department
that being said i suppose bipolarity could result in sudden shifts in mood with hightened agression ?

[quasi slate]

thats insane and i was playing with my wolverine from marvel action figurine and then flushed him down the toilet to simulate a tsunami and him drowning only to find out the difficult truth that im never getting my toy back

[toxic hawk]

wat

[quasi slate]

i flushed my toy

[livid notch]

It dosen't happen as so much often, just sometimes though

[trail palm]

yuuup yuuuup we uuuup

[toxic hawk]

try not to hurt anyone tho, if you dont regret it, it could get you jailed or committed

[toxic hawk]

is that a mozin

[trail palm]

ive had lessons in psychology

[toxic hawk]

preach brother

[trail palm]

mosin of course!!!!

[livid notch]

Would try my best , no promises

[toxic hawk]

hel yeahhh!!!!!!!!!

[trail palm]

i know about sigmund freud pavlov you know them guys

[heady basin]

im an average unqualified human being with way too much knowledge of various mental health disorders

[neon bramble]

ok lmao should have tried it earlier but I wanted to fiddle with the steam input thing but big picture is what works @quasi slate

[toxic hawk]

i only know freud, im beyond ignorant when it commes to names

[toxic hawk]

why do i feel sad doc ?

[heady basin]

depression?

[trail palm]

erm well sometimes people have a lower developed frontal cortex meaning they act on their urges more than others

[toxic hawk]

damn,

[heady basin]

arent those same people also more common to have aspd

[toxic hawk]

nah light has demonstrated a lot of control over the time ive seen him, he's so chill

[quasi slate]

also Jaime i did something

[toxic hawk]

dit moi

[quasi slate]

El Fail is coming to Garry'sMod

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-dance-dance-gmod-gif-27416449

[livid notch]

Most be more then that, my body suddenly bursting into high amount of energy and violent urges is not normal

[heady basin]

intermittent explosive disorder is where a person flies into violent rages for no apparent reason

or it could just be adhd man
my sister has some serious anger issues and she’s got it
i have it too but im more chill

[toxic hawk]

SEX

[trail palm]

idk bro i only had a few psycology lessons im not a registered psychologist

blud might be just manic who knows

[toxic hawk]

i'd say please see a doctor, but light lives in iran where mental health isnt acknowledged and is but a luxury for the upper class

[livid notch]

I mean, im sometimes either really chill and nice and sometimes the most angriest and violent man on earth

[heady basin]

ill pay the fee

[toxic hawk]

i have something like that, but not to the degree you mention, mostly some transient hyperactivity

[heady basin]

i do too, it’s called having a menstrual cycle

[toxic hawk]

i'm a bit suprised your hormonal cycle still works fine considering what little i know of your medical history

[heady basin]

yeah, uh, about that

[toxic hawk]

@neon bramble oh god oh fuck it's happening

i'm not mentally ready

[trail palm]

we finished tarkov shooter part 3

[toxic hawk]

what is the end game of tarkov

[burnt kite]

Half sword (game) is so peak ong

[trail palm]

the final ''quest'' KINDA most peoples goal is KAPPA which is a quest reward u can only get after doing 95% of the other quests in teh game

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk

[toxic hawk]

delicious

[trail palm]

U KINDA set ur own goals

[toxic hawk]

@neon bramble I solemnly, SIMP

[livid notch]

It was worse before, i'm managing to have a grip on it

[quasi slate]

would be nice to control the world population

[trail palm]

respect bro keep it up

[toxic hawk]

good man, stay safe

[trail palm]

guys is free will real or fake opinions?

[neon bramble]

other people have different opinions so theirs are fake

[neon bramble]

smh imagine simping for the inferior captain

[livid notch]

"Free will is a myth, religion is a joke, we are all pawns, controled by something greater.
Memes, the dna of soul"
-Monsoon

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ahabmael-ishmael-picmix-limbus-company-limbus-gif-7528558619686294510

[toxic hawk]

SHE IS A CERTIFIED HAGGGGGGGGGGG I SIMP

[quasi slate]

is it free will if its tiny organisms in your body deciding your next move and not u

@toxic hawk

[dense salmon]

I feel like the organisms add up to become you!

[toxic hawk]

photoshopped, she wouldnt do that much exercise

[quasi slate]

that makes me a giant biological mech

[neon bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/reiner-steam-aot-attack-on-titan-reiner-braun-gif-24438981

[quasi slate]

literally me

[stone nexus]

Latron very powerful, yes

I still laugh though at the thought of incarnons

[toxic hawk]

unpopular opinion : cgi doesnt make anime bad

[quasi slate]

the result is shiny

[toxic hawk]

shiny el clear abs

[dire timber]

cgi :3?

[toxic hawk]

doesnt even look bad ngl

[stone nexus]

Valid

[trail palm]

it shouldnt always make animes bad

but it sometimes does because of a few examples BERSERK 2012 🤣 🤣 🤣 some of bluelock 🤣

[loud pumice]

A new hand touches the beacon

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic hawk]

sealed by morgott, the grace given

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-anger-mgsv-gif-12596324

[lyric galleon]

apocalypse hits different

[limber kindle]

chat

[toxic hawk]

bro thinks she's a charpentière

[trail palm]

can we talk about how drippy my blud is

[quasi slate]

@toxic hawk el fail hand feeding you pie

[quasi slate]

are scavs like scavengers

[trail palm]

yes

[quasi slate]

is that literally what it means

[trail palm]

but i am NOT a scav ❌

[toxic hawk]

she's so eatable

[quasi slate]

i didnt understand what it actually meant before this that was just a random guess lol

[trail palm]

well id assume it means scavenger because thats legit what they do

[livid notch]

Are scavengers assholes or smth?

[trail palm]

its like im not 100% sure but im 100% sure u know

[trail palm]

yeah bro they suck they either one shot you or break ur legs so u die slowly 🥀

[livid notch]

Called it, cant hear scavenger without remembring them in cyberpunk

Actually i cant remember feeling bad killing a scav, they suck as much in cyberpunk as in tarkov

[toxic hawk]

PMC are good then ?

[hard haven]

I think that or fallout

[toxic hawk]

@neon bramble holy shit, it's ishmael's wife

fuck wrong image

ishmael's wife*

[livid notch]

Pmc?

[toxic hawk]

arent the two teams in tarkov, pmc and scavs ?

[wheat hedge]

no not really

[livid notch]

Dunno myself never exprienced tarkov

[wheat hedge]

its kind of a lot more nuanced than that

[livid notch]

To me it feels like scavs in tarkov are just a npc faction that'll want to screw you over if they see you

[wheat hedge]

you have raiders (scavs on crack), rogues (they're basically scavs but they're actually PMC ai, also on crack), cultists (just on crack), and of course there's the specific PMC factions

[toxic hawk]

is there anyone not on crack

[lavish shale]

Guys does the mm in 9mm mean millimeters or does it mean something else I’ve never considered this

[wheat hedge]

yeah, you, the player (optionally)

[toxic hawk]

yes

[lavish shale]

Hi I’m not but I also don’t know the context

[wheat hedge]

because tarkov works in such a way where everyone and everything is stronger than you (because apparently thats battlestate games' idea of realism)

[lavish shale]

Okay good that means I’m not that stupid

[wheat hedge]

scavs and most other AI has more health than the player

[toxic hawk]

its 9 millimeter

[wheat hedge]

i have seen raiders take two handgun rounds to the head and not die in this supposedly "realistic" game.

meanwhile, as the player you are about as fragile as a cup at 3 AM while you're trying to get a midnight snack and not get a whooping

[trail palm]

IM SO FAT

i found an osprey on one of the lootable corpses that arent real players

[wheat hedge]

damn, nice

[trail palm]

which is legitimatly insane

[wheat hedge]

wait, you can wear dogtags now...?

[trail palm]

this early into wipe but it wont matter cuz i will somehow get armpitted thoraxed or ear'd up

[trail palm]

the new prestige system makes ur dogtag skin change to show ur prestige

[wheat hedge]

ah

[trail palm]

like u can be lvl 10 with a 2nd prestige dogtag

[wheat hedge]

i havent played tarkov in a minute, mostly because the updates that they crammed into the game these past 2 years absolutely ruined the performance for me

[trail palm]

im really ahead in the fetch item quests and this is the first wipe i have done tarkov shooter part 3 alone

[toxic hawk]

i quit shooters, elden ring 🤌

[wheat hedge]

how have you already done that the game wiped like 3 days ago bro

[trail palm]

yeah this game isnt for weak pc's its so pathetically optimised its actually insane also eats ur ram like crazy

[trail palm]

winter holidays im a teen

[wheat hedge]

the thing is, before 12.12, the game ran PERFECTLY FINE on my pc

[trail palm]

and i got the iskras tushonkas noodles same day i unlocked jaeger

[wheat hedge]

i could run any map at 30 fps AT WORST, while aiming at a scope

[frosty tulip]

never underestimate the power of not having a job

[wheat hedge]

now i can't even launch reserve without crashing

[trail palm]

factory only warrior 💀

[wheat hedge]

i just straight up stopped playing because i was only playing factory on spt literally

[toxic hawk]

im unemployed, but bro i cant do more than 6 hours a day, my brain melts, if i dont go outside i'll feel suicidal

[wheat hedge]

and even on factory they nuked the performance with the so-called "remaster" without stopping to OPTIMIZE any part of it

[frail shadow]

only real ones know low fps gaming

[wheat hedge]

factory runs worse than reserve did for me WHEN RESERVE FIRST LAUNCHED

[trail palm]

just other players

[wheat hedge]

and i dont know if you were around back then, but it wasn't a pretty sight

[frosty tulip]

i used to be such a low fps gamer, flashbacks to many years ago when I played csgo with 15 fps average and found that fine

[trail palm]

tarkov is a game you have to grind kinda and its rewarding

[wheat hedge]

based as hell

[trail palm]

last wipe was my first wipe so no

[wheat hedge]

"on today's slideshow presentation: me playing cs 1.6"

[trail palm]

if i survive on woods 10 times what the fuc kthis is insane

[wheat hedge]

yeah, well, reserve had a 50/50 chance of crashing on load even for high end pcs, and the performance was just abysmal

[trail palm]

if i by a miracle get the lapua magnus ammo caliber gun

[wheat hedge]

so i dont know what they did to make FACTORY (the smallest map in the game) run worse, but they managed to ruin that too

[toxic hawk]

elden ring with an average of 25 fps on 600p

[frail shadow]

i used to have to use the in game console to run gmod at 0.20% speed so i could get 30 fps

get on my level

[frail shadow]

the 2010 macbook air was a powerful machine

[wheat hedge]

okay but did you have to lower your resolution to 720p just to play minecraft

[frail shadow]

my shit couldn’t run minecraft

[wheat hedge]

damn.

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[frail shadow]

fortunately i got a decent PC now

[wheat hedge]

1984

[frail shadow]

my problem now is not feeling like playing anything

[wheat hedge]

my problem is that i have to run just about every game i play at 720p because i don't even have a gigabyte of video ram since my old, half-decent GPU shit the bed

[frail shadow]

i was happier playing gta vice city on the school computer

[frail shadow]

720p is playable

[wheat hedge]

yeah you just cant beat that

[toxic hawk]

i need me a new pc, just one that can run games on 900p, something in the range of 800 euros maybe

[wheat hedge]

of course it is, its just kind of annoying going from 1080 to 720

[wheat hedge]

i have a friend who could get you a parts list rn

[frail shadow]

an 800 euro PC can easily run a lot of 1080p stuff

[wheat hedge]

like EXACT parts list

[frail shadow]

not particularly well but it does run

[wheat hedge]

with the price of each part

[frail shadow]

a pc part picker list ?

[toxic hawk]

nah, i travel a lot so its gotta be a laptop

[frail shadow]

oh then nah you’re fucked

[toxic hawk]

damn

[frail shadow]

i haven’t looked into laptops in ages but they’re not very good generally

[wheat hedge]

no he works with computers so he can straight up just get an accurate parts list for a good price, its how i built my current pc, which i would be using if the GPU didn't explode

[frail shadow]

you can get a gtx1650 laptop and that could run games well

and i imagine it’s cheap ish

[wheat hedge]

my friend bought an asus laptop for about 700-800 with a 3060, it runs good and also provides adequate heating during the winter

[frosty tulip]

Make sure you buy an Alienware computer, powerful, definitely not super overpriceddd

[frail shadow]

i chose my parts though pc part picker and everything works perfectly, but that does sound more convenient

[wheat hedge]

yeah i prefer to trust someone who i know for sure is aware of their stuff instead of an AI

[frail shadow]

pc part picker isn’t an AI :(

[toxic hawk]

i'll probably need a minimum of 16 gigs, 8 just dont seem to be enough these days

[frail shadow]

yes 16 is the new standard for gaming for sure

what current games eat up a lot now is VRAM so

[wheat hedge]

a hi point yeet cannon costs 230$, being the cheapest semi-automatic 9mm on the market. A ski mask should cost around 5 dollars. Do with that what you will.

of course i would never suggest that you rob a PC store or anything like that, that'd be crazy

[frosty tulip]

I'd rather spend my time stealing a good pc rather than alienware lmao

you ain't payin me to take that garbage

[wheat hedge]

LOL

imagine making a product so bad people don't even want to steal it

[frail shadow]

ibuypower stuff is also ass

[frosty tulip]

I'd have to imagine much of their customer-base is probably just grandparents buying a "cool new cutting-edge gaming computer" for their grandchildren

[wheat hedge]

i-buy-problems

[trail palm]

isnt that a cs sticker

[dire timber]

Rate my build :3

[toxic hawk]

i wish i didnt have to travel so much, would just grab a cheap pc and settle down

[frail shadow]

yeah, they competed in early CSGO tournaments

[graceful dust]

ppl actually buy alienware i thought that was just a meme...

[frosty tulip]

They had a team in CSGO yeah, permanently banned though for matchfixing

[frail shadow]

what cpu is that ?

[dense salmon]

That is definitely a build! Truthfully I don’t know anything about computers so I don’t know enough to say anything other than it is a computer.

[trail palm]

isnt ibuypower holo like 50k now

[dire timber]

13900K

[frail shadow]

it’s about that i think

[trail palm]

60 even

[frosty tulip]

Yeah, that's why. They all got perma-banned because they intentionally threw a match for a big skins payout and got caught for it

So the value of those stickers went up massively cause of that

[wheat hedge]

imagine getting caught

[dense salmon]

69,000 FUCKING DOLLARS?!

[loud pumice]

The shoebox was peak

[graceful dust]

some shit i would build to play the sims 3 on

[frail shadow]

i bought those sticker capsules back when they were a few cents

[trail palm]

i get it tbf

[wheat hedge]

okay so i dont know these people but how much crack do you have to be smoking to pay 70 grand for a sticker in a game that's not even good

[dire timber]

ALSO THE FILTER

[loud pumice]

I don't think le quack will ever top his best work

Air conditioning unit PC

[graceful dust]

case modding is like... masochistic honestly like did the rest of the pc not make u cry hard enuf

[trail palm]

its a collector thing

[dire timber]

What if i slap on more fans ??

[graceful dust]

but it looks breezy as hell

[wheat hedge]

brother its a digital item in a game thats not even good

[trail palm]

so?

[loud pumice]

The quack needs to be stopped

[wheat hedge]

csgo is literally a casino/stock market disguised as a first person shooter

[graceful dust]

1000 air changes per minute in that thing

[frosty tulip]

yeah but collectors like weird shit so it's not surprising

[trail palm]

if its rare : expensive kinda simple as this

[loud pumice]

Don't tell them that, they get angry

[wheat hedge]

to be honest i have yet to talk to any collector of anything that isn't a severely obnoxious or just very weird person

[frosty tulip]

I only know of one collector and he has a weird pyramid of soda

[wheat hedge]

EXACTLY

[frosty tulip]

legit soda cans stacked to form a pyramid, it's been there for years.

Actually respect it, it's weird but i respec

[wheat hedge]

i mean the dedication is there, at least hes not one of those people that collects like, cat skulls or some shi

[sacred pivot]

when will be new build ofc out??

[dense salmon]

For a computer? That’s crazy!

[wheat hedge]

soon™️

[trail palm]

i mean the funny thing is a casino legitimately has a higher ROI than csgo cases

[frosty tulip]

The most disgusted collection I'd see would be something like a monopoly collection. Of all things to collect, you collect that super mediocre board game?

[trail palm]

its pretty good dude

[frosty tulip]

no fuck monopoly it is so boring

[dense salmon]

I’ve always been more of a Sorry! person.

[wheat hedge]

wait until you see the people that for some reason collect nazi memorabilia

like history is cool and all but why specifically some of the most prominently evil people in recent history

[graceful dust]

its so cliche tho like can we be honest abt that. im struggling to imagine a monopoly collection

[frosty tulip]

I'd just be super meta and collect pictures of other peoples collections.

[graceful dust]

u should do that tbh

[wheat hedge]

what is there even to collect

like there are so many obscure random editions of monopoly, why, how do you even get into that

[sinful gate]

to sell it later once monopoly becomes the only game on the planet in 2032

[scarlet jay]

tons of boomers collect monopoly because they think certain editions will become "rare" and expensive over time like beanie babies and funko pops (which will never be rare and expensive they are shit and junk)

[graceful dust]

im still not over that sayaka maizono collection cos that guy never even played the game shes from

[wheat hedge]

funko pop collectors when i whip out my 3d printer:

[graceful dust]

which is gonna be me with sasuke in like 5 yrs if my brother has his way

[scarlet jay]

are you talking about that one guy who prints out GIANT cut outs of her and puts them around his mansion?

[wheat hedge]

nice one of 100 joe mcjoeillington funkopop chud

[dense salmon]

Is that the idol girl from the first Danganronpa game?

[wheat hedge]

i have the 101st

[scarlet jay]

god i fujcking hate funko pops, except those really cool trex ones those are kind of cool, but thats it they are all super ugly

[wheat hedge]

they're just kinda weird

[graceful dust]

u have to collect for the love of the game tbh i hate ppl who collect for resale potential

[wheat hedge]

it's just plasticky crap with a crazy markup, what's the point

[dense salmon]

Why would you collect merchandise for a character from a series you don’t play or watch?

[scarlet jay]

they are all exactly the same, they are literally all the same base model

[scarlet jay]

okay, i am guilty of this

[graceful dust]

for the bit honestly

[wheat hedge]

shoe collectors are one of the most annoying types of people i think i've ever met

[scarlet jay]

sometimes things just look really cool

[scarlet jay]

oh my god, when they dont even wear items in their collection

[dense salmon]

The Funkopops kinda creepy. I normally love the dot eyes on stuff but on Funkopops they’re a little unsettling.

[wheat hedge]

i have met two separate shoeheads and they are literally more annoying than those movie characters written to be annoying by design

[graceful dust]

also i do like sasuke im just not interested in the source material. he wouldnt even be my fav character if i got into naruto & we cant have that

[wheat hedge]

you cannot meet an unfunnier and more superficial person than a shoehead

"dude you've been wearing the same shoes for two weeks!!!" like, yeah bro, they're... shoes.

what am i supposed to do with them?

[scarlet jay]

i find the dot eye + bobble head scheme incredibly unappealing they also like will never hold any real value because they dont look good, arent good collectable items in comparison to actual high quality sculpted and produced models

[sinful gate]

the average funko pop collector

[dense salmon]

I guess they can’t comprehend a lot of people can’t afford to drop tons of cash on shoes all the time.

[wheat hedge]

i can definitely afford to get nice shoes i just don't care

[scarlet jay]

they cant comprehend good reliable shoes that wont tear and go to shit in a week

[fathom igloo]

You should look at rare ones on eBay. They sell high to collectors

[wheat hedge]

my shoewear consists of random adidas shoes that i use for skating that are literally falling apart, and random military boots

[graceful dust]

if u wear shoes they look like theyve been worn u MONSTER

ive had the same nb shoes since my first ever paycheck lol

fit for a janitor 💪

[wheat hedge]

and another thing, what do they do with those collections?

[scarlet jay]

compared to actual models in terms of actual appeal i genuinely think they are worthless, also you should never use ebay as a visual for somethings collectable worth it is not accurate nor reliable for price pointing.

[wheat hedge]

do they just open the shoe closet or funko pop room and just obsessively stare at it before going to work or something?

[dense salmon]

For me, a lot of the designer shoes also just look really unappealing to wear.

[graceful dust]

i mean... they do what u do when u have any merch

[dense salmon]

Then again I guess they don’t actually wear them.

[wheat hedge]

i've yet to meet a sane person that wears jordans

[scarlet jay]

those like jordan hightops arent even good basketball shoes mind you

[graceful dust]

im not like pulling out my sasuke & chucky merch & making them kiss or anything theyre just displayed around my apartment

[modern wren]

Funko pops is not what I expected in PZ main chat.

[scarlet jay]

i fucking hate funko pops

[wheat hedge]

they cost pennies to make in some sweatshop and get sold for hundreds of dollars

[graceful dust]

good news! its not #pz_b42_chat

[wheat hedge]

you are paying for the brand, not for the materials or labor that went into making it

[dense salmon]

I actually do have come cool merch. I bought an album for my birthday, and it came with little clip bookmarks based on each of the members!

[wheat hedge]

if i skated with jordans, i give them a week until they fall apart spectacularly

[modern wren]

It’s the main chat of the pz discord is what I mean just not the topic I expected lmao

[fathom igloo]

I didn’t say I use eBay to gauge if something is valuable or not. It’s a selling tool not a grader. You either collect what you love or collect in hopes it will be valuable one day. I collect what I love because I love it not because I think Post Malone will one day buy my rare shiny Pokémon cards and rare funkos for millions of dollars. But I guess I learned from first hand experience of my mothers beanie baby debacles

[scarlet jay]

i knew a guy who did this religiously, he was a shoe collector and did it because they "added to his drip"

[graceful dust]

its general, we dont talk abt... that game here

[wheat hedge]

good news, they are great for target practice

[dense salmon]

All this shoe talk is reminding me that I need to buy some new shoes soon. I wish I didn’t have an awkward foot size…

[wheat hedge]

if you're already an adult, then good luck

[graceful dust]

i should probs buy shoes that arent almost a decade old sneakers. eventually.

[wheat hedge]

i have literally used all of my shoes until they can no longer be used

[graceful dust]

same

i have planar fascism now tho so i should rly get better arch support

[scarlet jay]

i think ebay isnt ideal for buying things as a collector because alot of what is sold on there isn't actually authentic, alot of what has washed through there nowdays is mainly knockoffs figure wise.

[dense salmon]

I appreciate it.

[scarlet jay]

you have wht

[graceful dust]

planar fasciitis

[wheat hedge]

if i was in your shoes (pun not intended) i'd try to find one of those sites that tailor make shoes for your specific size and save up some cash

[scarlet jay]

okay

[dense salmon]

I bought these shoes in July but they’re starting to come undone.

[graceful dust]

potato potahto

[wheat hedge]

yeah that happens

[graceful dust]

i dont rly get to save up money xd

[wheat hedge]

i went through the same deal with like four pairs and just decided i had enough and settled on some random surplus boots from a country that no longer exists

[scarlet jay]

surplus boots ❤️

[wheat hedge]

they are unironically the most reliable footwear i have owned in five years

[dense salmon]

I didn’t think of that! Though I have some big purchases coming up that I need to save up for too. I’m planning on trying school again in the fall, and that’ll be expensive!

[fathom igloo]

eBay has reputable sellers, you just need to do your research into them which you should do anyways if you’re buying to collect for the purpose of wanting to sell instead of wanting to collect because you just like it.

[wheat hedge]

yikes

[graceful dust]

if u do janitorial u need shoes where u dont have to worry too much if they get vom on them

[scarlet jay]

i just mean in terms of a scale of reputable sellers that in the past years it has significantly decreased with the oversaturation of fake profiles, and fake knockoff products that often trip up new collectors

[graceful dust]

i am shocked my sneakers have lasted so long with the amnt of washings theyve been thru

[scarlet jay]

get crocs, wiggle your toes in that vom

[wheat hedge]

yeah i'm glad i'm lucky to not have to deal with that

[wheat hedge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[scarlet jay]

yes

[fathom igloo]

That could be said for anywhere; including GameStop

[wheat hedge]

Thats gross

[graceful dust]

sure

[scarlet jay]

gamestop is bad because its american

"medievalserf is typing"

[wheat hedge]

current objective: survive

[dense salmon]

I had an odd experience at GameStop recently.

[graceful dust]

i dont mind it but i am for all practical purposes never gonna be a shoe guy

[fathom igloo]

GameStop is a decent place to get funkos and Pokémon cards, but I would not recommend it for games and consoles

[devout scroll]

Ok chat I jogged/walked 25 miles in 2 days (15 in one and 10 on another)

[scarlet jay]

waiting for this medieval serf to finish typing, i wonder what wisdom

[wheat hedge]

i'm not gonna be a shoe guy because i'm somewhat mentally stable

[fathom igloo]

(For example the limited edition hello kitty 50th anniversary funkos)

[wheat hedge]

and because i am saving up money for a bike

[devout scroll]

Happy with myself gonna try and work on stamina and do it all on the same day

[scarlet jay]

medieval serf on their grind

[wheat hedge]

good stuff, chief

[dense salmon]

I went to reserve a game for my birthday last month, and I was gonna pick it up a few days later since I was waiting to get paid. My mom said she’s buy it for me as my present, so I went the next day to get it. I picked it up and took at home, and when I went to play it, the game and the DLC code weren’t inside!

[wheat hedge]

i got bored at christmas eve and ran 10 kilometers in the span of like 4 hours

[dense salmon]

I had to go back so I could actually get it.

[wheat hedge]

got home and passed out because i do not have any cardio capabilities

[graceful dust]

so could be me if i were mentally stable but instead im getting piss on my crocs to cope

[fathom igloo]

Sadly average GameStop game experience lol

They don’t keep it in there to “prevent theft” but the employees often forget

[wheat hedge]

is there no better jobs to find in your area?

[fathom igloo]

They got this idea from blockbuster

[wheat hedge]

then... what's the point of keeping it there unless it's just a display?

[dense salmon]

Oh, is that why? They did tell me jt was a theft deterrent. Apparently the guy was supposed to put it in there after I gave them my phone number. Even the guy I talked to said he wasn’t sure why it wasn’t there.

[graceful dust]

i dont fw food service or customer service so no

[fathom igloo]

The blockbuster sales model

[wheat hedge]

ah yes, the "i'd rather clean up vomit and pee than serve karens"

completely justifiable tbh

[dense salmon]

I like working customer service because people can be really nice, but the people who are mean are REALLY mean.

[graceful dust]

karens dont bother me as much as men tbh. the amnt of harassment i get doing shit that isnt even customer-facing is wild

[trail palm]

I JUST GOT MY FIRST JUNK BOX OF THE WIPE

[wheat hedge]

i think i'd rather genuinely get beat head to toe with crowbars than have to work retail

[wheat hedge]

dude it's like day three of the wipe HOW THE FU-

[thorny trout]

Is crafting one of those "temporarily disabled features"?

[graceful dust]

when men flirt with u & ur on the clock i would literally rather be standing on coals for 8h

[dense salmon]

Guys can be vicious… One time I had a guy threaten to kill me because I had “disrespected” his daughter… Only it turns out she was crying over something completely unrelated to me.

[wheat hedge]

no matter what school i went to there was always one REALLY fruity dude in my class

[graceful dust]

when men r karens its so wild

[wheat hedge]

and they always latch onto me for some reason

[scarlet jay]

janitorial also usually pays more

[graceful dust]

janitorial does not pay more

it pays like 10 cents less than retail here xd

[scarlet jay]

what sort of shit gig did you land to not make more then a mcdonalds employee

[wheat hedge]

i once got into a fight with a dude because he attacked my friend for, get this "flirting with his girlfriend". the girl in question, was not, infact his girlfriend.

[scarlet jay]

i had a chick do this to me but with her "boyfriend"

[wheat hedge]

and my friend wasn't flirting with the girl either, he was just talking to her...?

[graceful dust]

ones within walking distance. where r u finding ones that pay more? deets. pls.

[dense salmon]

Credit where credit is due, he called the store an hour later to apologize, and I never ever saw him come in again. So at least that’s something?

[scarlet jay]

i forgot americans dont have public transport infrastructure

[graceful dust]

im considering breaking my no food service rule if i cant get work at the stationary store tho cos theres a place here that is so dead

[graceful dust]

yea partly why im not working at all rn

[scarlet jay]

need you a car

[trail palm]

making money isnt that hard on this game but the game is hard 🔥

[graceful dust]

job comes before car

[trail palm]

stay hard 💯

[graceful dust]

need money buy car, job give money

[wheat hedge]

brother on my 5th wipe it took me like a week before i even needed a scav box

[trail palm]

i mean i dont need it

[fathom igloo]

Honestly those are the best kind of starter jobs… especially when it’s run by old people, your days are quiet and less stressful than other places

[trail palm]

its just that i will in the future and better to spend it here instead of losing it

[dense salmon]

What a loser. Christ.

[scarlet jay]

homekeys is like a million years old

[fathom igloo]

Or like a small mom and pop bookstore/puzzle store

[scarlet jay]

hitting 60 tomorrow arent you homekeys

[wheat hedge]

Yeah he's some sort of wannabe gangbanger who has not done a pushup in his life but acts hard because he'll pull up to a fight with a pitbull and 20 friends, that kind of thing.

[trail palm]

also because ive been runningm osin for the best patr of the whole wipe

[fathom igloo]

Still lol

[graceful dust]

the stationary store has amazing vibes but the food service chain is the opposite i just think no one would care if i handed a robber the till

1 employee who is always blitzed type deal. i could do that

[fathom igloo]

My first job was at Sonic, it was probably the most stressful thing I ever did. At least 5 horrible customers a day and this was back when sonic had a ginormous menu so it was exhausting

[fathom igloo]

Cream slushes are the bane of my existence so glad they don’t seem to exist anymore. Also will never go there again… that place is filthy

[graceful dust]

yeah i stay AWAY from food service generally it is so hell

[wheat hedge]

i'm an apprentice car mechanic so i mostly just do stuff around the shop and dont deal with customers but even still i find myself getting annoyed at some people's stupidity

[trim vault]

[wheat hedge]

yap time
so i'm taking the wheels off this car, gotta replace the tires, i take said wheels off and i find that the brake discs are very, very thin. i bring it up to my boss, he calls the customer, who denies a brake replacement. i'm like, whatever. get the wheels back on, car's on the road.
two days later i see that same car managed to t-bone a bus.

[fathom igloo]

Also; this was back when most of their workforce were 16 year olds in like 2009…. I was the only one at that location to ever clean a thing…. And our manager didn’t give af

[graceful dust]

ppl think driving is a game is what

handling dangerous equipment like its a toy just cos everyone else has one

[wheat hedge]

nah the guy was just dumb, because the brake discs on that car might as well have been CD discs

[graceful dust]

we all have scissors too that doesnt mean u can go running w them

[trim vault]

@stiff geyser, please don't Albanize me, I will be forced to call the moderators. I'm shaking, I was just trying to help.

[quasi slate]

lol a monka moment

[wheat hedge]

🇹🇷

[fathom igloo]

What

[trim vault]

😥

[wheat hedge]

why are you so scared of albanians, are you a serb or something

[fathom igloo]

Poor Fred minding his own business then boom, feet guy summons him

[graceful dust]

this is pretty typical here like the last time i saw a car crash was after my dad literally pulled over to let ppl 3 pass cos they wouldnt turn their high beams off in the rain on a small windy road with a cliff on one side, lo & behold the middle one that passed us ended up in a small ditch on the non-cliff side. can u imagine fucking that up worse?

[fathom igloo]

Or should I say feet guy jr

[stiff geyser]

I Albania reacted him tho

[fathom igloo]

You could’ve gone with it

[narrow rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986948930740813864/1303952471894261812/image0.gif

[wheat hedge]

that's just

french word for "late"

[graceful dust]

its typical here

[wheat hedge]

bro where do you live where everyone drives like they can autosave

[feral lichen]

🪇

[graceful dust]

u can pretend ppl have to be some unique kind of stupid but its what u get out of car culture

american city

[trim vault]

Once somebody fish reacted me, now I'm afraid of my own shadow

[wheat hedge]

i mean, look, i like cars, i like going fast and all that, i'm saving up for a motorcycle, but SAVE IT FOR THE TRACK, or if you really can't wait, at the very least an empty, dry road.

[fathom igloo]

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma

[trim vault]

[wheat hedge]

there is no reason to be a jackass when there's people around you

[graceful dust]

i dont think these ppl rly enjoy driving i think they just dont think their car is a dangerous instrument

[narrow rune]

Yeah just beat them to death

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-13082900468979598286

[feral lichen]

🗣️

[wheat hedge]

to be honest most of these clowns in NYC (squeeze benz and such) are just showing off and trying to build some brand

[fathom igloo]

Fuck I forgot what today was

[feral lichen]

Hes showing off much, i think lots of people could drive like him but dont get anywhere near the attention

[narrow rune]

Day of our lord, (me)

[stiff geyser]

What

[fathom igloo]

I have until Thursday when things have to go back to normal 😭

[stiff geyser]

Chat should I stop using the Christmas Flanders pic now?

[narrow rune]

Graghhh

[wheat hedge]

hes obviously showing off. if you need to go fast you don't weave in traffic like a dumbass, you just hug the side of the road or the passing lane

[feral lichen]

Yeah true, theres no need to put others in danger for cloud

[narrow rune]

You should have stopped on Christmas, jolly times are far over

[graceful dust]

ppl with shops drive loud as fuck in the middle of the night here lol but like the guys with sports cars end up so lowkey

[wheat hedge]

to them there apparently is

[fathom igloo]

Find a party Flanders

[wheat hedge]

i swear, its always the people with the tastefully modified and genuinely fast cars that act the LEAST dumb

its ironic

[graceful dust]

theres like 2 guys here notorious for not having mufflers

[graceful dust]

i actually think its cos theyre money laundering ngl

[fathom igloo]

https://images.app.goo.gl/t35j3pwXiWQtXojc7

@stiff geyser

[quartz plank]

@narrow rune

[wheat hedge]

how do you mean

[graceful dust]

like dont break small laws if ur getting away with a rly big one

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/mingyu-monkey-mingyu-svt-mingyu-seventeen-breaking-down-mental-breakdown-gif-391367261200809626

[quartz plank]

WAIT yoU STOLE MY MEME

[trail palm]

speaking of being an apprentice is this your wage

[quartz plank]

shameful

[wheat hedge]

nah, that ain't it

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/v-a-sly-racoon-gif-20903400

[trail palm]

the scav box killed me 🥀

[wheat hedge]

being an apprentice in a car shop is part of my school curriculum.
i am literally a child slave worker.

[graceful dust]

money laundering vibes. no one around here owns just one sports car but they also dont own a nice house either

[trail palm]

what

[graceful dust]

u have to see it to understand, methinks

[fathom igloo]

Ugh not enough yap

[wheat hedge]

that's just people who get a hellcat on a lease and act tough about it

[quartz plank]

camembert

[fathom igloo]

Huh

[sudden haven]

fr tho

[quartz plank]

camembert

[wheat hedge]

i specifically chose to be a car mechanic as my high school major, therefore i have to work two days a week in a shop my school owns, and i do not get paid for it because it is considered 'education' (i am not learning anything i didnt already know)

[graceful dust]

theyre lowkey tho. very chill but dont wanna talk to new ppl, not tough

[quartz plank]

stinky cheese

[fathom igloo]

Ok

[wheat hedge]

yeah thats fair

[wheat hedge]

honestly give me the money for any POS rear-wheel drive coupe from the 70s with a v8 and i am happy for life

[trail palm]

whaaaat what what whaaat what what whaaat why does a school own

[wheat hedge]

thats just how it works here 🤷‍♂️

[graceful dust]

high school major is wild tho what r they doing in nyc

[wheat hedge]

im not from nyc

[graceful dust]

o

[wheat hedge]

i am not from america either

[graceful dust]

that makes more sense

[wheat hedge]

if i lived in nyc i would not be living anymore 🗣️

[graceful dust]

me neither lol

[wheat hedge]

i do not like big cities and new york in particular would genuinely make me suicidal

[worn chasm]

192.227.135.122:27130 if anyone is looking for a server to join\

[wheat hedge]

you could not pay me to live in a city that has more than 500k people living in it

[graceful dust]

i lived in a town with 3k ppl now living in a big city it is so wild

[wheat hedge]

small towns are great, i just love the idea of tight-knit communities like that

[graceful dust]

when i could walk more consistently the major difference was i could bus places but i cant walk consistently rn so i actually cant

u would think theyre tight-knit 😭

i have more of a community here than my hometown lol

[wheat hedge]

i hate public transport with a passion

i just love it when i jump into a bus with a random immigrant driver that doesn't even know what a red light or a speed limit is

how did this guy get hired and how he has a drivers license, no one knows, how i will survive to my stop, i do not know either, but it is probably because the man is praying to allah as he sends this 10 tonne machine down the world's narrowest and most pothole filled streets the balkans have to offer

[graceful dust]

i dont have other options but again everyone drives like this

[wheat hedge]

that's rough

[graceful dust]

it bad

[trail palm]

i just got my first triple kill of the wipe (ive only had one one other time)

i got this beauty from the last guy i killed ❤️

[half kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1322932280582213684/Ah_Gordon.mp4?ex=6772ac32&is=67715ab2&hm=e9623920d0bfcf645fce631e71ab58a41a147091cf95228c25e332efce158bb3&

[jade valley]

[toxic hawk]

char char 😭 so chill

[karmic jetty]

go to bed bruh

[toxic hawk]

shush stinky

[quasi slate]

amongus

[dire timber]

amoo

[toxic hawk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2k5khvl5Es

[rain mango]

Hi cambrie ^w^

[fathom igloo]

Hi artisan

[rough matrix]

how do i rotate tiles when using the brush tool

[rain mango]

how was your day

[rain mango]

#pz_b42_chat Let us not litter here 😊

[rough matrix]

i already asked 2 times in there, people are ignoring me

[rain mango]

be annoying, gen-chat dont play pz

[dire timber]

I think you don't because each different orientation is a different tile id

[toxic hawk]

i hate when that happens fr
anyways give me eggs

[quasi slate]

hold left click and drag into the direction you want that object to face

[rough matrix]

ive already tried this but it dosn't work

[quasi slate]

what are you trying to put down

[rough matrix]

im trying to place some fences

[quasi slate]

R?

[rough matrix]

R? wdym

[narrow rune]

Oh wary

[quasi slate]

1 sec let me boot up the game lmao

wooden fence right

[rough matrix]

no

wait a second

[quasi slate]

it should be the same as any other object when rotating

[dire timber]

I don't feel like laying eggs because I'm lazy on Sundays :3

[toxic hawk]

shame,i would have given you my golden vow

[rain mango]

hi jared

[toxic hawk]

hey arti, hows it goin

[rain mango]

yesterday was great but calm before storm thingy..

[toxic hawk]

nah it'll be fine, keep her steady champ

[rain mango]

exams thingy also dms

[toxic hawk]

yeah i can get that, good luck on em bud

[quasi slate]

tryna not to kill an animal 🥹

[narrow rune]

I nearly ran over 6 deers that jumped out of the fog yesterday

[quasi slate]

lol they do just spawn super close to the car for some reason i had two encounters outside the fog

[narrow rune]

I was going 90 and turned a small corner on a road just like that in the fog and they all jumped out

[rain mango]

pz got too hard for me i cant play it

[quasi slate]

that mightve even killed you if you crashed into a deer at that speed if the game is realistic like that lmao

[narrow rune]

I will throw rocks at you

[narrow rune]

Honestly, here's hoping

[rain mango]

too many zeds i cant stay on the same place please....

[frosty tulip]

It feels like it's much better to drive on roads without having to dodge every zombie horde, but the trade-off is that we got dickhead deer running in the way now

[narrow rune]

I wonder if I can flip my car forward by going so fast and then braking

[quasi slate]

chickens are the equivalent of a house alarm every zombie in the distance will hear them

[narrow rune]

I was walking on a rural road in the new spawn town and there was a small hoard on a random road bunched up

[narrow rune]

I found a house with like 2 chicken pens and 4 of their egg homes and no chickens

[quasi slate]

did you find turkeys

[narrow rune]

no

I almost ran over a gang of rabbits running on the street too

[toxic hawk]

i will devour you like a crepe

[quasi slate]

i did kill a kitten rabbit when i was going back to base at night it made me so sad i turned off the game lol

[narrow rune]

I'm not flat like one

[toxic hawk]

your ass is flatter than my humor

[oblique owl]

Those things can flip your truck.

[narrow rune]

What can?

[quasi slate]

basically the chickens alerted those zeds

[oblique owl]

Bunnies!

[narrow rune]

Get fighting

[quasi slate]

i killed them all just back up my car

[toxic hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[narrow rune]

I went to the new gun range in the new town, drove into the gate and regretted it so fast lol lol

[quasi slate]

i kept walking away to sit and rest before going back in

[dawn spade]

If youv ever driven on rural roads you'l know its very realistic. Deer are stupid

[quasi slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[strange spruce]

[dawn spade]

Not as bad as kangaroos tho. Those fuckers litterallt go out of there way to get hit.

[narrow rune]

I found a better car but my other one I had to momentarily abandon because of the zeds

[oblique owl]

I was hiking late at night last year and a deer was just staring at me from the opposite side of the road.

No running away. Just staring...

[dawn spade]

Uv been haunted by the deer patrol bro. Never return

[oblique owl]

This was when I started training for my Grand Canyon hike.

I really should go this upcoming year.

[dawn spade]

I agree, u should go, sounds cool.

[graceful dust]

at least theres no moose 🙏 🙏 🙏

[narrow rune]

My sister almost crashed into a moose once

[quasi slate]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3391902125&searchtext=

[fast warren]

that looks sick

[rain mango]

moosegoose from youtube?

[graceful dust]

the moose almost totaled ur sisters car

[dawn spade]

Ye

[narrow rune]

moose are scary

[oblique owl]

My uncle convinced me it was a good thing to do. Dude hiked to the bottom of the canyon. He's 55 and grabbed up a bunch of food that another group of teens left behind because it was "too heavy" for them to carry.

[strange spruce]

what do today spess did NOT hit good

[quasi slate]

Moe be careful where you place the new workstations or chicken hutches because you cant dismantle them

[narrow rune]

I don't bother with livestock

[toxic hawk]

YOU ARE my livestock

[dawn spade]

Cool, hiking and free food

[oblique owl]

Hell yeah.

[quasi slate]

id get butchering hook anyway you get better quality cuts with it

[narrow rune]

Do I skip lunch again today

[graceful dust]

no

[dawn spade]

Yes

[fathom igloo]

No

[narrow rune]

I saw a hook in a garage and ignored it