general_chat

[naive flicker]

That's pretty good actually

[oblique owl]

That's not bad at all.

[frosty tulip]

A classic zomboid moment

[static glacier]

thats pretty good

[narrow rune]

awful (jk)

[lilac quarry]

If you make it to 31 you're basically unkillable if you have enough set up

at least in 41

[frosty tulip]

You didn't survive for 10 years on your first playthrough? smh

[lilac quarry]

think I got to my 1 year+ save after like 400 hours lol

[narrow rune]

I forget how good finding a flashlight is now

[lilac quarry]

yeah now there's actually obstacles

[frosty tulip]

Ye I think around the 400-500 mark was when I reached over a year for the first time

[lilac quarry]

before I could just run around at night and do my thing, but now I'm still trying to navigate what to do after the power goes out, it's fucking terrifying

[frosty tulip]

Dude I was exploring some basement, turned on a lightswitch and some zombie was just vibing next to it, gave me a heartattack

[static glacier]

oh ye

[heavy ivy]

suffering

[frosty tulip]

I just turn on the light and BLAM it's charging me

[narrow rune]

I just started a new run in West Point, gonna set up a small camp in the suburbs then drive to LV

[oblique owl]

Crunch.

[potent iron]

Classic zomboid moment

[frosty tulip]

Ngl, I ain't looking back though, random senses for zombies is fucking great. I love just being paranoid as shit wondering if this attack is gonna alert that one damn zombie across the street.

[narrow rune]

I like my zombies being able to open door, makes running from hordes way more interesting lol

[heavy ivy]

oh yeah it really put into perspective how predictable b41 zeds were.

[oblique owl]

I really like that there's so much in the sandbox settings you can adjust. Make things more difficult or easy depending on your playstyle...

[static glacier]

one time i lost a character i grinded in a multiplayer run with my friend that was like my worst death i was like really high electrical and carpentry on it 😭

[frosty tulip]

Yaeh, nav open doors sprinters is always my go-to. I love the rush of quickly barreling towards a door to lock it before some asshole opens it.

[heady jacinth]

my fav spawn is rosewood, mostly because its small and theres enough loot to survive for a long time, (with sandbox mode on having every loot item litterally overflowwing, because i am too scared to not find 13 bottles of orange soda in the vending machine) i only managed to survive for 31 days because i was in rosewood.

[oblique owl]

Give your character a ton of trait points or add a bunch of sprinters & crank the population up.

[frosty tulip]

Then they just open the window next to it.

[narrow rune]

We need to be able to lock windows

[frosty tulip]

I just wrote to the local HOA to ban windows from the local area. Houses only have doors now

[narrow rune]

LETS GO BABY HOTTIEZ IN THE TOILET

[naive flicker]

Bruh

[static glacier]

rosewood and riverside is like the best overall

[frosty tulip]

ngl it was concerning as fuck going into the bathroom of some random pub and some dude stored his bag of lunch in there and I instantly devoured it, fucking goblin behaviour right there

[static glacier]

oo

[narrow rune]

How'd you find me

[frosty tulip]

You super predictable, all I'm sayin

[narrow rune]

I'm hungry ok

Actually my stomach feels like it's gonna kaboom

[oblique owl]

Do take care of yourself, Moe. Be ready for Civ next year.

[heavy ivy]

this is why you leave a bait laced with laxatives and store your real meal in the ceiling panel

[narrow rune]

Generators can be blue now?

[glad field]

Orang too

[ruby spoke]

I saw a green looking one

[narrow rune]

Took me a second lol, I was like "is that a generator or some weird box"

[ruby spoke]

Wait no it was brown

[narrow rune]

Two garages side by side, one with a blue and one with a yellow generator

[glad field]

i found a cozy garage with a bandsaw in it and made it my shack

[narrow rune]

I'm gonna set up camp in West Point suburbs then after some amount of time I'll drive to Louisville

[naive flicker]

Good idea

[frosty tulip]

oh yeah guys btw, careful using campfires now. my mate burger was using a campfire in a basement, the building went to shit because rats ran into the campfire and started running around while burning

[naive flicker]

💀

[narrow rune]

Suicide bombers lmao

[heavy ivy]

do be aware that it is a little spicier than before

[frosty tulip]

BUT THINK ABOUT IT POSITIVELY, WE CAN USE RATS AS WEAPONS IN PVP

[narrow rune]

I'm living in a skyscraper babyyyy

[mortal relic]

Wild. 🤣

[oblique owl]

Good to know.

[naive flicker]

Same applies to chimneys?

Or are those safe?

[frosty tulip]

no idea

[narrow rune]

i look like i sell weed

[oblique owl]

Moe could store a few weapons and a generator here if you're heading into Louisville.
https://i.imgur.com/0fsrfxt.png

[heavy ivy]

i think the fire texture for actual fireplaces is cosmetic, i've tried to light myself on fire before and no dice

[frosty tulip]

well actually you do gotta be careful with those fireplaces, I was using one earlier and there was some burnt corpse in there for some reason, red suit with a red hat. absolute weirdo

[narrow rune]

I'm living in the city

[karmic tundra]

more like an undercover cop trying to sell weed

[mortal relic]

Guys what's the coolest "action movie escape" you've ever pulled off in game?

[narrow rune]

Also I don't know my way around LV lol I've been like twice

[oblique owl]

Since this is gen_chat, do you plan on playing Civ V anytime soon?

[narrow rune]

"Hey kids.. wanna buy this green smoke I got?"

[narrow rune]

I get the urge to but then the thought of starting a new world makes me kinda dread it

[frosty tulip]

oh fuck yeah I got a few of these but my best one had to be against sprinters in an overrun clothing shop, I was being chased in the store, tripped over like 3 times but they couldn't grab me because they'd duck down to try and grab at me and eat me, but I'd just escape each time

[oblique owl]

No worries. Just wondering where you were at on this.

[narrow rune]

I bombed a church to kill a group of cops (server rp, I was a wanted man)

[mortal relic]

Lol.

That sounds awesome.

[frosty tulip]

Or the time I was playing against sprinters that could open doors and I went into a small maintenance closet, like 6 or 7 of them showed up and started running in, i barely made my way to the door, and they keep opening it to try and get me and I'd keep slamming it in their faces and barely escaped.

It was a mess, lots of desperate screaming

[mortal relic]

Haha!

[glad field]

The damnable beasts

[frosty tulip]

https://map.projectzomboid.com/#5972x5346x8175 Infact it was this maintenace closet right here in Riverside.

Actual miracle I got away with that bullshit cause it was such a small room

[narrow rune]

I ambushed a person once by causing them to crash then I hunted them down in the town and shot them to death

[ruby river]

hiii chat

[mortal relic]

Those moments are what this game is all about Id imagine.

[naive flicker]

Beans

[frosty tulip]

Yeah but then you got the fuck you moments. Like that one time I was sneaking past a group of zombies, I was doing a fine job at it, and then some stupid gunshot meta event occurred directly behind me and I got to watch all of them turn their backs and stare directly at me.

Really fucked up the loot trip.

[naive flicker]

🔥

[mortal relic]

Lmfao

[naive flicker]

That one time i got food poisoning from margarine

[icy vigil]

Irl

[frosty tulip]

irl and ingame actually

[mortal relic]

How do you get food poisoning in game is it just random?

[naive flicker]

Or where my car decided to gulp my last 5 liters of fuel like instantly

[oblique owl]

Live life on the edge, especially after you hit a nice kill milestone of 20,000.

[frosty tulip]

Nah generally just don't eat uncooked meat, rotten food etc

[mortal relic]

Or does it only happen if you chug BBQ sauce 🤣

[glad field]

They done killed half the point cheesing, smoker has fallen, millions must uhh

Millions must run deaf

[frosty tulip]

Either that or don't eat 60 hotdogs in one sitting ofc

[mortal relic]

Pfffff

[oblique owl]

https://tenor.com/view/joey-chestnut-hot-dog-contest-winner-4th-of-july-news-gif-12112709

[frosty tulip]

legit the luckiest Knox Country resident. Dies right before the apocalypse through a death that isn't too bad compared to what everyone else is getting.

[mortal relic]

Bro thought he was that skinny a$$ Asian dude 🤣

[narrow rune]

i just remembered i got a key for a car in a house but now i cant remember which house

[mortal relic]

I'm still learning keys

What does regular key unlock?

[frosty tulip]

The game really makes me feel like I'm one of those janitors with those massive keychains that somehow knows what each key unlocks.

[tropic briar]

House

[mortal relic]

Oh, same as a residential key?

I thought it might be like a shed or garaged door or basement key

[frosty tulip]

Welp I'm fucked, some jackass zombie just tripped an alarm.

[narrow rune]

im not finding enough basements

i need horror pls

[frosty tulip]

Listen bud, not everybody has the money to buy a basement, you posh bastard

[narrow rune]

cmon they already have 2 storys, just move one underground ya rich fucks

[frosty tulip]

Ngl, I'd fucking hate having a basement or attic, purely just because I'm some ultra paranoid weirdo

[narrow rune]

i still sometimes think the door aniamtion is a zombie and i jump

[mortal relic]

If this game allowed me to shovel dig a basement lol..

[narrow rune]

we have 2 attics and one basement in our hosue irl lmao

we have not opened 1 attic in over a decade

[frosty tulip]

We bragging rn?

[narrow rune]

no my house is old as fuck i cannot brag about it

[frosty tulip]

Yes, the one attic you never open, legit the setup to any horror movie.

[icy vigil]

Thats where uncle bryan lives

[narrow rune]

our house was built in 1830 and used to be a doctors office

[frosty tulip]

The only brag I got is something I don't even own lmao, my dads got a couple of pinball machines, so I'm bragging about something somebody else owns lol

[mortal relic]

Dang bro lives in actual Kentucky.

[frosty tulip]

And I'm assuming the house is haunted by ghosts of 1800s plague victims?

[heavy ivy]

where we live you need to blast rock just to go down 3 feet so you don't see them often lol

[narrow rune]

only one that turns off our microwave

[icy vigil]

Toe an actual billionnaire irl?

[narrow rune]

i wish

[oblique owl]

Do the pinball machines get used or kinda just sit there and look cool?

[naive flicker]

Eve was rich
I miss her
RIP Eve 💔🕊️

[frosty tulip]

One of my uncles has a pretty big house, basically a mansion I'd say. and part of the 2nd floor is this one creepy dark area with this giant clock just sitting there for no reason.

[icy vigil]

Thats what a billionnaire would say

[mortal relic]

Well I play poker for a living so I don't have a home. 🤣

[frosty tulip]

Not the KISS one. But I use the star wars pinball machine, it's fucking awesome

[naive flicker]

Gambling 🤑

[mortal relic]

I sleep in the back of my jeep lol.

Shower at gyms lol.

[icy vigil]

[glad field]

[frosty tulip]

I'm too lazy to get a pic rn, but here's a pic I got of it on mah phone

[glad field]

playing poker for a living is crazy what da

[oblique owl]

Looks awesome!

[mortal relic]

Yeah been doing it for 22 years now it sucks lol.

[glad field]

why

[frosty tulip]

Oh it's sick, it's got so many features. The only flaw? The god damn RD-D2

[frosty tulip]

There's a chance it gets stuck on RD-D2 and you gotta wait like a couple of minutes for the bastard to let go of the pinball

[mortal relic]

Is it in his will to give it to you?

[glad field]

wasting 22 years playing poker

[frosty tulip]

I haven't asked em about the will

[icy vigil]

Just gotta find an asian detective

[mortal relic]

Well I haven't had to work in 22 years so there's pros and cons lol.

[frosty tulip]

If he did put it in the will to any of us 3, it'd probably me cause I'm the only one who plays it.

[lilac quarry]

WHAT

that's wild congratulations

[mortal relic]

You gotta tell him you want it lol.

[glad field]

not working for 22 years whilst living in a jeep

[narrow rune]

well thats unkind

[lilac quarry]

wait, real?

how do you facilitate not working for that long

that's awesome

[static glacier]

Interesting

[lilac quarry]

happy for you real shit

[frosty tulip]

I ain't judging, if u like living in a jeep and can pull it off, that sounds sick

[mortal relic]

Nah I just sleep in it bro it's not like I got a microwave and TV setup. 🤣

[lilac quarry]

Hi, Joshua.

[naive flicker]

Escape into the woods and live in a small hut while terrorizing random people with mail bombs

[frosty tulip]

But why the jeep as opposed to a bed?

[icy vigil]

🫵

[narrow rune]

can i have permission to beat joshua with a large rock

[mortal relic]

Beds cost rent money. 😁

[lilac quarry]

he's not a human being so sure

[narrow rune]

yay

[frosty tulip]

Don't let Big Bed get you on those fees.

[lilac quarry]

How do you eat tho?

[icy vigil]

Yes do it beat joshua

[lilac quarry]

I'm actually curious

[narrow rune]

u 1st

[glad field]

big bed done stole my sheets and planted bugs in my phone lines

[icy vigil]

Im not him anyway

[mortal relic]

Bro said how do I eat. 🤣🤣🤣

[frosty tulip]

I need a good bed cause my back is fucked.

[narrow rune]

u look close enough and are here rn sooo

[glad field]

(he doesnt eat)

[barren cargo]

Hey anyone know where to get a large ceramic crucible for forging?

[mortal relic]

Restaurants and shit idk.

[icy vigil]

Toe surgery soon

[mortal relic]

I eat at restaurants but you know how I save money.

[lilac quarry]

with what money is what I mean

[mortal relic]

I'll ask them if they believe in pro choice, if they do then I don't have to tip cause that shit adds up 🤣

[lilac quarry]

not working for 22 years did you win the lottery or something?

[mortal relic]

I play poker that's my source of income.

[lilac quarry]

ah gotcha

fair play

[narrow rune]

lokiel

[atomic kayak]

https://youtu.be/BuKft9LpL_0?si=En1uNnCI7meXQmCN

[narrow rune]

i got a lego set of plants

[naive flicker]

You must like the poker basements then

The ones that got added in B42

[frosty tulip]

@lilac quarry Oh ye I got a random quesiton since you live right next to Murica, do you guys also have that stupid tipping shit there too?

[mortal relic]

The best part about being a jeep rambler or whatever is that I can play PZ all day lol.

[lilac quarry]

yeah

[frosty tulip]

seriously? damn

[lilac quarry]

I just don't tip tho, there is no servers wage here

you make minimum wage

[mortal relic]

I never found one yet, mancaves??

[lilac quarry]

which is like $17/hour now I think

[frosty tulip]

24/hour in my state.

[narrow rune]

dredge is for free on epic, neat game

[frosty tulip]

Ayee, dredge was pretty gud

[mortal relic]

Yeah if you don't tip some waitresses $5+ you get looks it's wild.

[solid cipher]

Bring a shovel to fish-day I suppose

[narrow rune]

idk if i want to play smth or go relax in bed

[lilac quarry]

random question, is this down by the lake way down away from riverside?

[mortal relic]

Oh I got a question..

[narrow rune]

dairy free, did u play intravenous 1 or 2?

[frosty tulip]

You know that one guy that's super insane at geoguesser? God it'd be great if we had one of those dudes but for zomboid.

[heavy ivy]

lake southeast of muldraugh

[solid cipher]

Muldraugh, used to be very safe

[mortal relic]

Are there RVs or semis or box trucks of any kind in game?

[ruby river]

woah really no way!

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/salamaleikum-nebesa-visoki-cat-sleep-gif-26486949

[lilac quarry]

box trucks yeah but no semis

[narrow rune]

how i feel rn

[mortal relic]

Fantastic, what's the storage cap?

[lilac quarry]

no idea tbh

high

but not overpowered like the semi mods

[frosty tulip]

It can fit at least 6 spiffo burgers

[heavy ivy]

140-250 range? i've seen some pretty big ones, and throw in a trailer too

[mortal relic]

Hey I'll take it that's plenty.

[naive flicker]

I think box trucks can even go up to 300

[mortal relic]

Nice.

[frosty tulip]

dude when I pass an animal trailer now, I just feel bad and let em all out

[narrow rune]

I eat them all on sight, not even cooking em

[naive flicker]

They're gonna starve and cannibalize themselves in there

[frosty tulip]

Especially the pigs, pigs are fucking terrifying

[narrow rune]

Not when I'm in the state 😈

[hollow cloak]

I wonder how fast rats can reproduce

[narrow rune]

One of my family members got me a pillow with a nice design.. but it has glitter in it

[frosty tulip]

lmao that sounds fucking awful what the fuck

[mortal relic]

I heard you can pick up bunnies, can you feed or cage them?

[frosty tulip]

why would a pillow have glitter on it?

[narrow rune]

I do not want glitter in my hair for the next decade dude

I also got Harry Potter floating candles because I saw them at my uncles on our Jersey trip and thought they were cool

2 whole Lego sets

[lilac quarry]

@tender igloo explain to the peasant

[frosty tulip]

The main thing I got is those two spiffo plushes at the top of my shelf staring at me dying in the most preventable way in zomboid.

[narrow rune]

I only have the newest one cuz I couldn't afford the first one

[naive flicker]

True

[frosty tulip]

shoulda taken out a bank loan just for the spiffo plush, u missed out bud

[naive flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhoo-chief-keef-gif-5043739507113617112

[thin wedge]

pluh

[narrow rune]

Time to get rid of jolly, Christmas is over guys wrap it up

[icy vigil]

Time to get rid of toe

[narrow rune]

Finally

[vital marten]

https://tenor.com/view/vulpes-fnv-fallout-new-vegas-dance-gif-22150476

[vague thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-quiet-buddy-hey-gif-3129034196014998406

existence is pain

[stone nexus]

Chrimbah you fuckoboingos ✨

[thin wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-gift-with-you-heavy-gift-heavy-rtl-raven-team-leader-rtl-gyatt-gif-16978868375622478896

[naive flicker]

I blew his fuckin head off with a shotgun

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-1360455632945049216

[dull sable]

i finally made the purchase

[icy vigil]

He did it

I cant believe he would purchase

[stone nexus]

Kongart u now proud owner of

✨ G A M E ✨

[glad field]

He bought that

[naive flicker]

Project Zomboid

[glad field]

Nuh uh

[icy vigil]

🫂

[stone nexus]

Bruhject Jollyoid

[glad field]

projegt bollywood

[shy chasm]

Project stinky benis

[young kestrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977961772822691912/1005614719622725633/caption.gif

why can’t i post here 👿👿👿👿 im gonna go beast mode

[graceful dust]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977961772822691912/1005614719622725633/caption.gif?ex=676c91b0&is=676b4030&hm=270d65e10b04ddf794a8a3e3ef039e6f4049e121bebb41faab517f216223d533& ?

i thought sledges could post

[heavy ivy]

they can, but only in pz chat

[graceful dust]

oh huh

[heavy ivy]

gotta be axe for general chat shenanegains

[graceful dust]

not if im around

[heavy ivy]

a hero in the mists

[naive flicker]

Make gen chat great again

[graceful dust]

but i am looking @ them first so no rule breaking by me

[icy vigil]

🫂

[graceful dust]

my gayass brothers drug deal is taking to long wtf...

[glad field]

[graceful dust]

me rn honestly

[graceful dust]

not me rn honestly

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[naive flicker]

Balls

[graceful dust]

why r we not this

[thin wedge]

we do be gatekeeping here in gen chat

[glad field]

rot chat

[muted onyx]

Ant's are going to eat chu

[naive flicker]

Please don't wash you're balls in the baja blast
-MGMT

😔🙏

[solar lava]

Does anyone know how to get snow when starting?

[stone nexus]

Start in december or a bit earlier

[solar lava]

Didn’t work

[stone nexus]

Uhhhhh cryogenic winter mod to force it? ig

Or start a year in

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/mgmt-andrew-vanwyngarden-wynmgmt-gif-24596854

MGMT MENTIONED RAAAAH

[naive flicker]

RAHHHH

[daring merlin]

I wonder why have to wash balls with random crap

[naive flicker]

Because yes

[daring merlin]

Makes sense

[karmic forge]

Hey guys i want to wish you all a merry Christmas. The internet is full of copypasted holiday messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best basketball team i've ever played with.

[stone meadow]

thats a good one pal

[ocean gorge]

[polar kernel]

hey shut up ok?

[stone meadow]

happy chris meth to you to

[stone meadow]

listen YOU how about YOU literally stop EXISTING right NOW

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[oblique owl]

Happy Chris Meth.

[stone meadow]

thats waht i thought puwsy

[polar kernel]

frogski have you been drinking

[daring merlin]

Happy crystal methamphetamine

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-deployed-alien-cat-gif-10264569409756179931

[oblique owl]

https://tenor.com/view/eve-online-fleet-blob-gif-20462759

[stone meadow]

on christmas eve? i would never

[polar kernel]

damn ok loser im getting fucked

[stone meadow]

dont worry im planning to get blasted twice between now and new years including new years

[jade valley]

Nom

[simple lynx]

Merry christmas everyone

[neon bramble]

if you had a concept incinerator strong enough

[narrow rune]

Why he floating

[fathom igloo]

What if I just throw all gifts into a large box and only wrap that box 😂

[icy vigil]

Did u eat the dog

[honest burrow]

I will eat you.

[icy vigil]

[fathom igloo]

Listen Josh I’m tired of it. My fingers hurt and there is somehow tape that will not come off of me

[lyric galleon]

why is that the first thing i read in gen chat

[pseudo fox]

uwu

[icy vigil]

Thats right josh, you insensitive fish

[fathom igloo]

Because it’s merry chrimbus

Happy Chrysler

[icy vigil]

Merry cambrie

[lyric galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-sad-sad-gosling-blade-runner-snow-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-sad-gif-10329809086636681181

[fathom igloo]

I can’t find the chocolate coins wtf

How do 6 bags of chocolate coins just go missing?

[icy vigil]

I may have hired gnomes for a heist

[fathom igloo]

This has Moe written all over it

You should get a refund

[stiff geyser]

I've been cursed

[karmic jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986951681822580736/1320075530082455583/image0.gif

wrong gif it was supposed to be jolly

https://tenor.com/view/ah-jolly-cat-jolly-cat-merry-christmas-gif-9272976883674260918

[stiff geyser]

So sad cause that place is the Rosewood FD of B42

[polar kernel]

is that sign always there

or is that the curse

[tropic briar]

Sign only pops up when there’s no gas left

[polar kernel]

☹️

[karmic jetty]

gas but no gas

[narrow rune]

Heh

[karmic jetty]

where gift

wheres the genchat jolly tree

[silent copper]

Sadly there isn’t one

We need one

[karmic jetty]

we have to decorate one

[stiff geyser]

Is this a reference?

[narrow rune]

They should have stayed fr, there was zero issues with that estate

[stiff geyser]

Fr

Literally skill issues on their part

No oven and my character is hungry :(

[polar kernel]

i hope its a skateboard

[tropic briar]

What’s this referencing

[grim stream]

I think it is

[restive pollen]

when they release multiplayer im going to make a server, have you in it, and then run you over with cow-drawn chariot

[stiff geyser]

The Walking Dead comic volume 2

[restive pollen]

DISTURBING THE PEEEEAACCEEE

[tropic briar]

What are the coords of the estate place

Pls, seems cool

[stiff geyser]

North of echo creek

After spawning go east till you reach the highway. Then go north

It'll be on your left

[manic crown]

Anyone know the best source of clay?

[tropic briar]

Thx bestie

[icy vigil]

🫂

[indigo stratus]

I've searched far and wide. where the fuck are the nails?

[young kelp]

[icy salmon]

born to listen to music in your room and play dark souls 1

in your room because the electricity was cut off in mine

[oblique owl]

https://i.imgur.com/z3R5rQi.png

I took them from you.

[stiff geyser]

Bidet supremacy

Don't disrespect the bidet in front of me

[oblique owl]

You can find boxes of nails all over the place. I've had no issues finding them.

[fathom igloo]

I am so sleepy

[karmic jetty]

ello so sleepy

[stone meadow]

did we always have north facing toilets

[stiff geyser]

I've been using them for ages

I think... Now I'm not so sure

[fathom igloo]

Congratulations Frogski, you’ve gaslit Fred about toilets 😂

[cinder dawn]

Happy almost Christmas

[karmic jetty]

still no jolly spiffo...

[cinder dawn]

Gorrister

Ted

Benny

Nimdok

Ellen

Do you catch the references?

[karmic jetty]

did u named some archdemons or sumthin

[cinder dawn]

I have no mouth and i must cream characters

[karmic jetty]

u cream with ur mouth

[cinder dawn]

I have no penis and i must cream

I have no pennies and i must pay

[mint cairn]

Any mods that fix the propane and battery bugs that currently exist?

[sturdy valve]

is there anyway to dig down or put stairs leading down to make your own basement yet or is that not a thing?

[fathom igloo]

wtf is going on in here

[narrow rune]

Everybodi died

[fathom igloo]

Above is wild af

[narrow rune]

Grahhh

[visual shale]

Merry Christmas

[fathom igloo]

Moe why aren’t you sleeping? Santa is watching

[narrow rune]

I celebrated Christmas already, we do it eve's night

[fathom igloo]

Interesting

[narrow rune]

I got all my gifts already

[fathom igloo]

Was it Jersey license plates

[narrow rune]

No that's a part time gig

[karmic jetty]

wheres my gif cambrie

[fathom igloo]

I have been up since 2 am, the wrapping is done, it’s 9pm I go sleep

[lilac quarry]

no way this is the optimal pc for your dressup game

[karmic jetty]

YOOO THATS SO POG

[lilac quarry]

+190fps

[fathom igloo]

I really want it

[karmic jetty]

hop on infinity nikki

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/friday-ice-cube-wtf-what-the-fuck-confused-gif-4180958

[sacred jackal]

🔥 I wish everyone a wonderful Christmas, I hope everyone in this server are having a great time ❤️

[simple heart]

@narrow rune frick you man

[narrow rune]

I'm sending you evil coal

[simple heart]

i hope santa gives you coal

[simple heart]

wait no, i hope he gives you NOTHING

[narrow rune]

I already celebrated and got my gifs

We do it eves night

[simple heart]

what did you get

[narrow rune]

D&D stuff
Lego stuff
Room decor
Money 🤑🤑
Snacks
clothing

Oh and a new backpack + headphones

Plus a personal item

[simple heart]

ooo that’s super cool

what a nice christmas

[narrow rune]

Very good food and deserts too

[frosty tulip]

Fine, I hope Santa gives you everything you want but it's all in boxes filled with glitter that destroys your room forever

You'll never stop finding small pieces of glitter for years after

[narrow rune]

Dude my mom got me a cute pillow but it fucking has glitter IN IT

[frosty tulip]

Ya you told me, bizarre shit

[narrow rune]

I'm so pissed cuz like, it's cute and comfy, but I don't want glitter in my bed and hair for a decade

[frosty tulip]

Some people have problems with dandruff, you'd have problems with glitter

[narrow rune]

I have no dandruff, guess I gotta replace it with red glitter

[ruby river]

hiii chattt

[simple heart]

that’s actually evil, glitters so hard to get rid of

[narrow rune]

You did this to my pillow didn't you

[ruby river]

merry Christmas chat!!

[simple heart]

i did, i wanted you to be miserable

[narrow rune]

Well it's gunna be cute in my chair instead of my bed, so you didn't completely succeed

[frosty tulip]

Yesss, even when you try to move houses you won't escape, you'll always find that small piece of glitter on your clothes from time to time that somehow survived several wash cycles

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-jerma-jerma985-jerma-sparkle-on-jerma-christmas-gif-27266188

[narrow rune]

Only thing to get rid of it is full incineration

And even then it's a 50/50

[polar kernel]

when the 3/10 bop at the bar comes up and spreads her stupid fucking glitter all over me cause she insists on standing a nanometer away while pitifully begging for a cigarette

[narrow rune]

Go confess your love to beer chip

[polar kernel]

the beer made me confess my love once already tonight, it knows how i feel about it

[narrow rune]

lmao

I wish you a cheerful Christmas when you get home

[polar kernel]

i leave this shithole friday

[rain mango]

Hi chip

[polar kernel]

why does my family insist on living in a place where god cannot see

[narrow rune]

My acne is fucking me up but only in one spot

[rain mango]

Eat acne tasty

[polar kernel]

hello partisan

artisan like bread yea

[narrow rune]

They shun from the light

[simple heart]

that’s so specific

is that from experience

[narrow rune]

It's his life story (I did it to him yesterday)

[polar kernel]

you think i make these things up in my head? bold

[simple heart]

evil witch

[simple heart]

that’s so unlucky for you (is it though)

[polar kernel]

yes if i wanted to talk to women id go to the woman store not the bar

(idk where u meet women)

[tropic briar]

Merry Christmas nerds

[narrow rune]

The baby has learned how to get past the gate on the stairs and occasianly comes into my room bringing mini hot sauce bottles, what does this mean

[polar kernel]

hes making sure ur eating well

[tropic briar]

Have you considered showing the child hot sauce

[simple heart]

actually i have some women you can meet! they’re waiting in my van i have around the corner

[narrow rune]

She's brought multiple bottles to my room

[polar kernel]

oh golly oh boy! finally!

[narrow rune]

I am not hungering for hot sauce bottles

[tropic briar]

Let them taste test the hot sauce /s

[polar kernel]

coward

[simple heart]

scared bro?

[narrow rune]

I just had cheesecake ok

My sister made some fucking BOMB cake pops and cheesecake

And my sister in laws brother made coconut brownies

[polar kernel]

dude im just here i cant stand my family's boring ass midwestern cooking

[tropic briar]

@simple heart what game is that my melody pfp from

[narrow rune]

My family makes a whole ass feasts on holidays, I got leftovers for days

[polar kernel]

whitest shit ever i been spoiled the last few years 😟

[narrow rune]

(And fire leftovers too)

I'm boutta chow down tomorrow for my lunch

[polar kernel]

i took whatever cooking skills my ex taught me and i will carry it forever

[simple heart]

.. idk 🌝i just searched girly pfp and got it 😝💅

[polar kernel]

poser

[narrow rune]

Boopity is a 82 year old grandfather

[polar kernel]

granrdaughter

[tropic briar]

I can’t believe they made Sanrio so basic then

[narrow rune]

Where is he, chip. Where's the cool

[polar kernel]

here here im cool!

[narrow rune]

where

[polar kernel]

[simple heart]

i am in fact.. 56 year old male

[narrow rune]

He must have left

[simple heart]

are you calling me a basic b

[dire timber]

still boopable :3

[polar kernel]

day 3 zillion of slowmode... i cant take this anymore

[narrow rune]

I NEED to spam

[simple heart]

NO

[narrow rune]

https://tenor.com/view/urge-gif-24610801

[polar kernel]

if given the opportunity i would flick your forehead with as much force as humanly possible, it may even be enough to concave your skull

[narrow rune]

I'll flick your teeth

[polar kernel]

type yes to affirm 🤑

[simple heart]

aw that’s so romantical of you

[polar kernel]

see chat women love when youre an unapologetic asshole who promises them great harm

[narrow rune]

Woman love it when you chug 8 beers and drive to their place to show how much of a good driver you are

[tropic briar]

Bestie, calm down, I was just curious where the pfp came from

[polar kernel]

early 2000's romance movies are so funny to me

like yes real women absolutely love when you show up to their house unannounced at 3 am in the pouring rain to tell them you wanna take them back to ur big city

[narrow rune]

I'd fucking kill a man to be in early 2000's eating scenes, smth about the food just would make me go feral

https://tenor.com/view/feral-izzy-total-drama-rabid-pizza-gif-13864562953540433993

[mild crown]

Freaks!!! Not until marriage

[frosty tulip]

And then you break numerous traffic laws speeding to the airport to confess your love to them so they cancel their flight and you live happily ever after together, chicks dig that

[simple heart]

so right bros, i would know though because i’m a 56 year old man (6’2 and sharp jawline)

[polar kernel]

youre nextx

[simple heart]

i was joking 😭

[polar kernel]

im not

[simple heart]

good

[mild crown]

.... no please...

[tropic briar]

I think I found the game anyway, I’ve wanted to find a 3d cinnamoroll pfp for a while

[polar kernel]

i am dangerous and the only women who will give me a chance are those without any sort of survival instinct (im 6'1" own a house and have a strong jawline with good genetics)

[frosty tulip]

I'm tall-ish but built like a twig

[rich crown]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[frosty tulip]

I'm actually perfect if you need someone to be a grim reaper to tag along with for Halloween, I got those skeletal fingers

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-bryant-myers-gif-26809062

[simple heart]

oh ya?? where was it from?

[narrow rune]

Check your house

[polar kernel]

i find grown men with sanrio pfps super funny because theyre usually the manliest dudes youll ever meet

[tropic briar]

I believe it’s tomotoru

[frosty tulip]

Wat?

[polar kernel]

i had a dude i worked with who was like 6'5" and 270 pounds of pure muscle, was literally special operations at one point, and i added him on discord to play shit with him and his account couldve passed for some 18 girl with bpd

[simple heart]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354

[tropic briar]

Hell yeah

[frosty tulip]

My thing is I get people who end up thinking I'm some mid 40s British guy

[polar kernel]

i like the anonymity like yes please imagine me as the perfect man like i rlly am

[frosty tulip]

Oh nah I ain't perfect, I'm skinny af

But I can reach the top shelf

[tall glen]

Hey all its this time of year, Imma post this https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA

[simple heart]

can’t relate, i am perfect

[ruby river]

i was thinking about this the other day

[polar kernel]

sperm banks beg me for donations because im so strong and handsome

🧌

[simple heart]

and i thought i was delusional

[polar kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/brinasgift-gif-25784468

[scarlet knoll]

Merry Christmas my US cst peeps

[ruby river]

omg! merry christmas friend!!! :3

[fast swan]

whats a realistic global xp multiplier for all the xp settings because you gain strength xp faster than you would in real life

[scarlet knoll]

Happy holidays

[icy vigil]

Ben rye

[mild crown]

WHORVER MODDED SINK CLEANS RAG THANK YOU!!!

[icy vigil]

Im a wicked man 😔

I ate all the chocolate

[tall glen]

I wish you could rekindle a fire that hasnt been out for less then an hour at a campfire

[vast jewel]

Well nice that we have reached B42

Less time until B43 now

[tall glen]

b44 when?

[livid notch]

Happy christmas boys and girls
https://youtu.be/hilkycoIf8s?si=A-7ME1iqhoerRTXm

[tall glen]

why the heck does a lean two cost 20 branches

[toxic relic]

20 branches seems realistic irl

[toxic relic]

this would be cool ngl

[tall glen]

what game did this

that winter survival one that the devs never finished

[toxic relic]

the long dark?

[tall glen]

yeah

the problem with pz branches is each tree tends to yield one branch

I'll have to cut down 20 trees, might as well build a cabin at this point

[toxic relic]

true, at that point whats the need for a lean to

unless you already have a base and want it for portability or some shit but its still a narrow use-case

[gritty drift]

merry christmas general chat

[tall glen]

roofs, can we even build them yet

[toxic relic]

dont think so

[tall glen]

the lean to's arent portanle

[pseudo saddle]

anyone else not able to level up skills? havent been able to gain any carp xp

[toxic relic]

ah, i havent looked at lean-to's, assumed they were mobile

[tall glen]

there is a skill level limit for using tv/videos

[toxic relic]

cant get xp from dissembling shit anymore mate

[pseudo saddle]

wuuuuuut

[tall glen]

you can just not over 3

[toxic relic]

not over 3 xp?

[tall glen]

you can change this in the sandbox new game

not over level 3

[toxic relic]

ahh cool, havent really played much b42, ben busy

[pseudo saddle]

so just no xp from dissasembling?

[wheat wing]

0.01

[wheat wing]

yes, except for Electrical

[pseudo saddle]

wtf fml

[oblique owl]

You get some xp from electrical stuff.

[tall glen]

xp isnt limited for electrical, or you'd never be able to level it

[oblique owl]

Not carpentry anymore though.

[toxic relic]

ye that was specifically for carp

[tall glen]

just start a new game and change the settings

[toxic relic]

gud that its a sandbox setting ngl, i would get annoyed in low resource plays if i couldnt get xp from dissembling

[oblique owl]

Yeah, it's pretty good that the new stuff can be disabled in sandbox settings.

[toxic relic]

real

[tall glen]

yeah we need the mod that lets you cut branches from trees

[toxic relic]

lean to's mate

"disease of realism" goes hard

[tall glen]

embrace the disease

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/the-void-beckons-acceptance-when-you-accept-gif-22700010

[tall glen]

got like 40 logs and 10 tree branches

[toxic relic]

dive into the files and adjust the drop rate of branches yourself

ez

[heavy ivy]

cut down the bushes, they give branches fairly often too

[tall glen]

interesting

[toxic relic]

can people see what music im listening to

[tall glen]

I am disgusted

[toxic relic]

ah the mobile app is working then

[pseudo vault]

bro steam is so dumb they took my money while trying to buy pz and I dont even have the game

[toxic relic]

what happened man?

[icy salmon]

guys

[rapid goblet]

Not showing up for me, also hello genchat and egghater

[icy salmon]

tomorrow will be Thursday

[pseudo vault]

I tried to buy pz and it said declined but they still took my money

[toxic relic]

fuck, will have to mess with this when i get home then

[rapid goblet]

Weird. Restart steam, check for the game again, if it's not there, then verify the money's gone, screenshot everything, and contact steam support

[toxic relic]

are you buying in a sactioned country?

[pseudo vault]

no Im in usa

[toxic relic]

i am the hater man

[toxic relic]

probably a steam issue then, do what jbbch said

buying on high traffic hours is bound to cause issues

[icy vigil]

How could this happen

[toxic relic]

sucks ass tho

[pseudo vault]

I have with screen shots they just close the ticket with no response

[loud pumice]

FOHK

[toxic relic]

huh thats weird as fuck

[rapid goblet]

How did we let things get this bad

[rapid goblet]

Wut???

Steam is usually very customer-friendly

[toxic relic]

your account got charged the game amount? yet you dont have the game and they closed the ticket idk man that sounds like steam is being fuckin weird

[icy salmon]

I don’t know, maybe this is a conspiracy against me and my hatred of work

[pseudo vault]

yep gave multiple screen shots nothing in email or in steam library

this has happened before when I tried to buy gmod years ago so I spent 20 dollars on a 10 dollar game

[toxic relic]

huh

[pseudo vault]

never even got refunded

[rapid goblet]

Steam hates you in particular tf

[toxic relic]

fr bro what the fuck

someone at steam has it out for you dude

[last spoke]

🟣Yeah, Mrp's never heard of this happening before. Weird.

[toxic relic]

valve opp said its on sight

[pseudo vault]

broooo im just trying to play peakkkkk

[toxic relic]

damn bro idk

[rapid goblet]

I'm thinking on how this can be helped. Maybe the tickets are being closed automatically because some-fucking-reason, try again later. If it doesn't help, then maybe you can contact them on a general issue? When you pick an option you want help with i think there should be something like "other", try vaguely describing the problem going into screenshots and details afterwards (idk maybe a load of screenies in the begging of the email puts them off or sumn)

[last spoke]

🟣See if the purchase is logged on your account in the support section

🟣Then there should be an option for the product missing from your account

[pseudo vault]

yeah I click that then I make a ticket describing what happened with screennshots then like 5-10 mins later they just close it no email nothing

[toxic relic]

[last spoke]

🟣Try opening a new one. Sometimes a different rep is more receptive

[tall glen]

lean to built, wasnt worth the effort, woke up to a helicopter

[toxic relic]

gaming

[heavy ivy]

🟠 better than the death spiral of sleeping on ground, waking up to drowsy, repeat

[rapid goblet]

I wish the helicopter guy dies a slow and painful death
Can't even let me sleep in a field

[toxic relic]

expanded heli events when they play blue grass music and attract a horde to your hut in the woods

[tall glen]

its worth it if you have a tarp

build lean to, sleep, take apart, keep tarp perhaps

[toxic relic]

use tarp for rain collector

[tall glen]

tarps are good now, also buckets and sacks

I am lacking a primitive shovel, game needs a digging stick

or I'll find a trowel

[heavy ivy]

🟠 use our savior the trash foraging category to get water containers like buckets too

[toxic relic]

real survivalist hours here

[wanton valley]

where do you report stuff

[toxic relic]

report him to the principles office and have him expelled

[heavy ivy]

🟠 blacksmith trait (unsure about occupation) also only gives you a recipe for forging spoons in the primitive forge right now and you need a masons trowel to build a kiln to get the other tools in the first place, so yeah it's not fully built for a full wilderness start lol, it'll be interesting to see how it changes as the unstable progresses

[toxic relic]

yeah i tried to find the crafting recipe for a knapping tool for 2 days before coming to the conclusion its just not implemented yet

asked on the forums even; i was a desperate man

[heavy ivy]

did you have the wilderness knowledge trait?

ohhh wait no i recall

[toxic relic]

no, i moreso meant i couldnt find antlers

[heavy ivy]

you can use a stone hammer in place of it

[toxic relic]

nice

will check that out when free

[heavy ivy]

the ui just isn't very clear about that so no fault to you lol

[toxic relic]

real, was aware of other methods but i wanted the knapping tool for my hunterman

[heavy ivy]

oh yeah it fits the vibe perfectly

[toxic relic]

exactly haha

the new shit added is cool, just need to wait for more updates to it to be more cohesive

[heavy ivy]

mhm!

🟠 in the meantime, knapping and carving systems are pretty fleshed out right now for an unstable build. making a bone needle on CDDA challenge was soo nice after the RNG hell of b41 cdda

[toxic relic]

cdda challenge

[heavy ivy]

🟠 zombie spawn changes made the beginning even more fucked too :3

[toxic relic]

haha nice

[heavy ivy]

🟠 still has a pretty formulaic starting strat if you don't get screwed by the house fire, just the cheese has been patched and you gotta be more tenacious

[toxic relic]

tenacity or stubborness hahaha

[livid notch]

Fuck i have this never ending nose bleed

[toxic relic]

do you have a hole in your nose

[livid notch]

No

[toxic relic]

how do you breathe then

[livid notch]

Mouth

[toxic relic]

real bro

[rapid goblet]

Imagine having a mouth

[toxic relic]

Risk factors include trauma, including putting the finger in the nose, blood thinners, high blood pressure, alcoholism, seasonal allergies, dry weather, and inhaled corticosteroids. There are two types: anterior, which is more common; and posterior, which is less common but more serious.Anterior nosebleeds generally occur from Kiesselbach's plexus while posterior bleeds generally occur from the sphenopalatine artery or Woodruff's plexus.The diagnosis is by direct observation.

[toxic hawk]

merry chrismas pookie

[heavy ivy]

🟠 in my case i'm just a stubborn bitch but tenacious works for more sane people

[toxic hawk]

in my case, i'm just a bitch

[toxic relic]

your chat supports that statement

[heavy ivy]

🟠 hey if that's the case you're a pretty cool one so you're doing alright

[toxic hawk]

hell yeah, i'm a cool bitch 😎

[toxic relic]

im just a bastard

[livid notch]

@toxic hawk wyat is this wkmbo jumbo

[toxic relic]

its from wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosebleed

youth jumpscare

[toxic hawk]

epistaxis is the medical term for a nosebleed, can be unilateral or bilateral, causes can be a low blood count, trauma, stress, high blood pressure or just shity genetics
it CAN be dangerous but it really isnt most of the time, you justkeep your nose under pressure for a few minutes and let the cut coagulate

[livid notch]

Mate its a whole fucking river of nosebleeding

[toxic relic]

ive only gotten a nosebleed from sport related trauma

[toxic relic]

sell it to vampires

[toxic hawk]

i don't have any reference for how bad a nose bleed can be when it comes to amount of blood, from my knowledge the blood vessals in there aren't that big to let out a lot of blood, but again i still havent reviewed my anatomy so eh

[livid notch]

Could a lot of anger cause it?

[simple eagle]

i am getting bored , what interesting to do

[icy vigil]

World domination

[toxic hawk]

anger causes (or is caused by ?) hormone fluctuations and is accompanied by a hightened blood pressure and sometimes involuntary muscle contractions, so yes it can i suppose

[icy vigil]

Jaime

[toxic relic]

bro got so angry he popped a vessel in his nose

[glad field]

He will now die

[livid notch]

The bleeding stopped finally

[glad field]

He will not die

[toxic hawk]

hello 🫂

[toxic relic]

youd have to bleed profusely for a while from your nose to die of blood loss id think

[livid notch]

And i just did

[icy vigil]

What if

Jamie more dragons

[toxic hawk]

nah lol i dont think it can be that bad

[toxic hawk]

if i were to translate it'd be "j'aime plus les dragons" and it actually means i don't like them anymore

[toxic relic]

you might just refill the blood you use up since its so little so slowly

[icy vigil]

A terrible paradox

[heavy ivy]

🟠 i've only heard of one case of a truly concerning nose bleed and i'm pretty sure it was a symptom of some other issue

[toxic hawk]

you cant bleed out from your nose

[toxic hawk]

indeed indeed

[livid notch]

"So little so slowly" looks at 2 deep red tissues next to me

[toxic relic]

not a lot brother

[toxic hawk]

light is your nose currently bleeding ?

[toxic relic]

talk to me when its filling up a sink or smth

[livid notch]

Nah it stopped

[toxic hawk]

does it happen often ?

[livid notch]

No

[rain mango]

Why every time at every hour is the same 3 people

[toxic hawk]

what triggered it this time ?

[livid notch]

Idk it was suddenly

Had a cup of nescafe before it, maybe that?

[heavy ivy]

🟠 ah, it was a bad bleed from nasal irritation that never had time to heal, and was cauterized in urgent care and was fine after

[icy vigil]

Its a conspiracy

Were all performing to make you think pz has a community

[toxic hawk]

couldn't be, if it happens again randomly, do see a doctor

[toxic relic]

yeah the only bad ones ive seen were from people who did a lot of snorting and from heavy repeated impact to the nose

[toxic relic]

theyre all leon alts

why the fuck does pz discord have so many people in the medical profession

[livid notch]

Most have been anger, power went out when i was playing fallout and all my mood was bloodthirsty

[icy vigil]

Its another conspiracy

[toxic hawk]

i only know of V3 and Ack

[icy vigil]

TIS is hiring healthcare professionals to make zomboid irl

[toxic hawk]

ah yeah, your anger problems, sucks man

[toxic relic]

is v3 leon

[toxic hawk]

nah V3xx

[toxic relic]

leon, v3, ack, youre studying so is bub

[toxic hawk]

leon too ? what does he do

[icy vigil]

Paramedic

[toxic relic]

isnt leon a paramedic

[livid notch]

I'm mad because when that happens my game gets fucking bugged out and every time i enter my save i get the dlc pop ups

[toxic hawk]

yo thats so cool, good for him

[toxic relic]

ah and baph

[toxic hawk]

i can imagine, i'd be frustrated too lol

[toxic relic]

one of the devs has at least worked in the industry afaik

thats a high number of regulars compared to average imo

[heavy ivy]

🟠 50% of every zomboid 4pack goes to creating the Knox virus irl

[toxic hawk]

heh, thats so awesome

[tall glen]

heres a pz game idea, binoculars, lets you pan the map twice as far

[toxic relic]

that would be fucking awesome plot to a shlocky zombie movie/game

[jade valley]

[livid notch]

And why does my fucking family think video games made my nose bleed

[icy vigil]

🫂

[toxic hawk]

char char, good morning

[toxic hawk]

lack of common sense

[livid notch]

Suits them very much

[glad field]

because tv said so

[toxic relic]

facebook told them the internet was evil

[glad field]

Facebook said vibeo gam make nose bleed

[livid notch]

And i will say my nuke will explode facebook HQ

[glad field]

You will die to death if you play video game

O no da video game drove him to real life violence

[toxic relic]

why does it say you joined today

[glad field]

why does it say I joined today

[toxic relic]

you were here yesterday no?

[glad field]

Discord is a silly silly app

[glad field]

[glad field]

!

[livid notch]

HELL YEAH! FUCK YEAH! NEW VEGAS ISN'T BUGGED OUT I'M BLESSED

[glad field]

That means it isnt working as intended

[toxic relic]

the nosebleed was the demons flushing out of your body

paimon said "maybe next time light boy"

[livid notch]

There was a lot of demons then, 30 second spent on sink bleeding non stop and another 2 minute on tissue

[toxic relic]

youre a sinful man

i too am a man with many demons

[glad field]

He's rotting

[toxic relic]

you should make a shrine to paimon

[glad field]

sus shrine

[toxic relic]

i mean paimon is a gay demon

[glad field]

arent they all

[toxic relic]

bro only enjoys mens bodies, i relate

[toxic relic]

hopefully man im trying

[glad field]

[toxic relic]

your boy is hard at work reading the ars groetia trying to find another lonely evil spirit

[glad field]

You stink too bad they dont want u

[toxic relic]

id think they enjoy stink

[glad field]

nuh uh stinky

[toxic relic]

many myths of "hell" include mentions of its bad smell

[glad field]

hell only smells bad if you dont want it to smell bad

[toxic relic]

unless hades or the three judges of minus are here then what the fuck is this all for

[glad field]

It's personalized :)

[toxic relic]

i dont want to go to elysium unless patroclous and achilles want another man

[toxic relic]

depends on the hell mate

[glad field]

why lusting over demon men in public discord

[toxic relic]

🥵

[glad field]

[toxic relic]

patroclus and achilles arent demons

[heavy ivy]

🟠 hell is hot, heaven seems a bit uptight anyways

[toxic relic]

real

[heavy ivy]

🟠 i'd just get a job down there

[glad field]

uptight is good

[toxic relic]

you wanna work someone in the asphodel meadows

[toxic relic]

nah bro, that shit is boring

[spring grail]

I love how build 42 makes the game actually grindey. Theres soooo much endgame

[toxic relic]

ayo wait brother, achilles is in the asphodel meadows

[heavy ivy]

🟠 skeleton man from the 16th century who teaches you how to be a ferryman across the Styx sounds soo fucking cool for a job

[glad field]

the video game no longer ends once I get bored of killing zobies

[toxic relic]

exactly mate

[heavy ivy]

🟠 like hell has gotta have some wacky shit i wanna see all the crazy stuff

[toxic relic]

according to a lot of greek myths, theres many realms of the underworld that the judges decided whether or not youd live in

used to be one place that people faded away in or rejoined earth but then it become the burbs

[glad field]

None of you are achieving anything worthy of the cool places down there if we're in greek mode

[toxic relic]

wrong man

you can so ez go to the asphodel meadows if youre an average guy

[heavy ivy]

🟠 i'm not achieving it up here, i'm working my way up from the inside

[toxic relic]

just not the elysian fields

[glad field]

[toxic relic]

even better that you can do that too haha

[glad field]

Bro doesnt know

[heavy ivy]

🟠 satan isn't gonna give a fuck about the 1 billionth soul but if i can fix the AC? there's money to be made there

[glad field]

[toxic relic]

oh wait, are you talking about greek underwold or judeo-christian
?

or another myth

[glad field]

geeks

[tall glen]

I wish light sleeper would wake you when exposed to light, then you could wake up at near sunrise

[simple bear]

merry Christmas 🎄🎁

[heavy ivy]

🟠 idk!! i do not follow any major religion and have a real spotty knowledge of mythology so it's prolly a mishmash of a couple different interpretations

[toxic relic]

valid, im not a religion enjoyer either but i know a lot about their myths lol

[glad field]

[toxic relic]

my bf enjoys info dumping and i enjoy listening

[heavy ivy]

🟠 the myths are baller for sure!!

[toxic hawk]

me explaining to my friends the elden ring lore (they refuse to read a single item description)

[toxic relic]

i can say that because a lot of the lore has been around so long theres a fuck ton of variation so doesnt really matter haha

[glad field]

Reality can be more interesting than myth

[soft galleon]

why read when i can hit boss with big sword?

[livid notch]

Unironicly, i would sit at one place for godly amount of hours to listen to people talk about lore

[toxic relic]

i mean plato wrote the myth of er and just decided that reincarnation was a thing for greece

[toxic hawk]

because after you kill malenia you realize how shit her life was and that the only thing that gave her meaning were the delusions given to her by her brainwashing brother, that abondonned her to end her own life along with a whole contenant and then discard her in favor of their older half brother

[glad field]

comprehend lore at 2x speed so you dont spend hours

[toxic hawk]

allow to explain to you the monstadt lore PRE the knights of favonius ruling

[heavy ivy]

🟠 if i'm spending hours on it is good lore

[toxic hawk]

(slavery and genocide)

[toxic relic]

real

[glad field]

read enough lore to the point where lore no longer surprises you

[livid notch]

All ears

[glad field]

Rotmaxxing

[toxic relic]

who nerd reacted this man, let him cook

zombiepilled braincel rotmaxxing

[glad field]

Genshin lore in MY zombie game server?! put this man in a cage

lock him up for at LEAST 15 minutes

[toxic hawk]

basically, they had a social hierarchy where the aristocracy ruled the peasants, they exploited, killed and tortured their slaves, this led to a bloody rebellion and a civil war that ended with the loss of the aristocracy and the knights of that time, led by vanissa, took the throne, but not before so many many lost their lives
now this past is buried and never brought up, and although the aristocracy still has vestiges of people who cling to their past "glory", others changed their ways, such as eula (a playable monstadt character) who never liked the way of her family to begin with

[glad field]

Chud lore

[toxic relic]

midwest simulator lore

[toxic hawk]

its funny because monstadt is based on germany

[toxic relic]

fits too

[glad field]

Chudland

Republic of Chudistan

[toxic relic]

a dev or writer read a book on american history and said "hmmm yes we'll use this"

germany be doing that too tho

[glad field]

germany when the uhhh

[toxic hawk]

i'd say japan is the one really doing it

[toxic relic]

nah every country had that moment; japan did as well tho

[toxic hawk]

the french government when you ask them what happened to the algerian protestors in 1962

[glad field]

Bro cares about the unimportant lore and not about how the sky is fake and the noosphere

[toxic relic]

exactly

[glad field]

[toxic relic]

history_chat

[glad field]

if I have to hear about rome and ancient greece from one more chud on discord I will perish

[toxic relic]

alr ill talk about the ancient achaemenid empire then

[toxic hawk]

fun fact : zhongli, the archon of liyue (region based on china) was so unbelievably bad on release, the chinese player base called mihoyo out for being non-patriotic, and so in fear of getting obliterated, mihoyo had to rework his kit and make him better

[glad field]

zhongdingus

and then they gave him the world's biggest shield and called it a day

[toxic relic]

when your game character is so bad it offends a country

[toxic hawk]

not a map, a character, archon = god

[toxic relic]

ahhhh real

i misread it as you just talkin about liyue

[toxic hawk]

keep in mind, zhongli is still not that great

[glad field]

(thats a lie)

[toxic relic]

ive enver played the game

[toxic hawk]

bro, a shield can literally be replaced by knowing how to dodge lmao

[glad field]

Character that makes your party not die no matter how many times you mess up

[toxic hawk]

literally just get good

[glad field]

be good + have fat shield

[dire timber]

Birb just keeps attacking :3

[toxic hawk]

if you're good a shield is useless

[toxic hawk]

that works too, if they die first it wont matter

[glad field]

it's just free, lets you turn your brain off and spam buttons and not be punished

totally 100% free

[toxic hawk]

or you can run a better supporter and just dodge, increasing your dps further

[glad field]

or just dont care and press left click until you get bored

the superior method is the one that lets you sleep while you play the game frfr

[toxic relic]

the conflict and dissovlement of the median and neo-babylonian empire during ~7th century bce sounds cooler

[glad field]

nothing said in this channel in the past 15 minutes sounds cool

[toxic relic]

skill issue

[glad field]

except the funny nose bleed

[toxic relic]

if you want brain rot go to tick tock

[glad field]

Nuh

[tall glen]

so much grief about these branches FN, found 2 tarps withing a mile of my base

[toxic relic]

im talking about strategy and the imposition of a postal system that worked throughout 5.5 million km^2

[toxic hawk]

anon, whats the quote of the day

[toxic relic]

ah shit thats sucks man haha; i get so defeated when that happens

game just wanted to fuck with you

[glad field]

billions must tarp

[tall glen]

heres a question not a quote

[toxic relic]

funny how the empire included previously greek states yet many still think greece fucked them over

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[toxic relic]

balls.

[stone nexus]

🤝

[tall glen]

Why doesnt bundleing objects not make things less mass intensive, as the inventory weight is based on volume and awkwardness

like a 12 rag bundle should weight a little less

[glad field]

because you dont get to have nice things

[tall glen]

maybe I can arm carry the bundle

[toxic relic]

should be less encumberance

[glad field]

Unworthy of rag weight reduction

[toxic relic]

it doesnt reduce the wreight since thats not how inventory works

its based on encumbrance, would think that a better handling of something would be less stress on your dude

[glad field]

Nerd emoji

[tall glen]

I can put a microwave in a backpack, but 12 rags is 12 rags

[glad field]

you are simply not allowed to have rags

[toxic hawk]

cum to me, let us depart

[toxic relic]

put the rags in the microwave

[glad field]

Rot

Genius idea, use microwave as backpack, get some duct tape

[stone nexus]

@ruby river cum!

[toxic relic]

do u repost the same clips

[toxic hawk]

i pick at random

[glad field]

Make new ones