#general_chat

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toxic relic
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you cant take care of a horse

floral fiber
karmic jetty
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a horse power isnt even one horse

brazen lantern
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Set them freeeeeee

last spoke
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The form years to be horizontal ;-;

toxic relic
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that horse would die of neglect

last spoke
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(I want to lay down)

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(And sleep)

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(I am tired)

brazen lantern
floral fiber
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So how did you convince Moe to play then panda_popcorn

karmic jetty
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same thang

brazen lantern
karmic jetty
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a horse power isnt one horse

brazen lantern
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Be more punctual

floral fiber
oblique owl
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He claimed it was his father who started playing EVE!

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I do not believe him in the slightest, however.

heavy ivy
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go the eepy if tiredddd

oblique owl
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He does listen to the Strokes.

brazen lantern
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Or else the overlord will have something to say to you

floral fiber
toxic relic
last spoke
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Bwehhh

oblique owl
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It's pretty weird seeing Gladiators of Rage in Fraternity.

icy vigil
heavy ivy
floral fiber
brazen lantern
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Genuine question why are there so many plushies

last spoke
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Gotta say, I'm amused that Riley arrived shortly after Scarf managed to leave front :3

oblique owl
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I'm more used to seeing them associated with Goons/Init.

last spoke
floral fiber
karmic jetty
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goons innit

heavy ivy
floral fiber
last spoke
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I'm sure that's exactly what it is

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⚪️You're not afraid of me at all, are you?

heavy ivy
toxic relic
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is that a question for chat

karmic jetty
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ur chat

toxic relic
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i am chat

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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mr chat

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at your service

brazen lantern
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None of these responses have answered me

karmic jetty
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is there a mrs chat

thin wedge
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john general

floral fiber
toxic relic
last spoke
thin wedge
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when does general chat get promote

toxic relic
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we're both husbands

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we will serve you tea

karmic jetty
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general chat implies a sergeant chat somewhere

toxic relic
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a colonel chat

oblique owl
brazen lantern
karmic jetty
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colonel chat is da goat

toxic relic
brazen lantern
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Newmans green tea is pretty good

oblique owl
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I'm not picky, good sir.

toxic relic
last spoke
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We never found out who was confused and about what

brazen lantern
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I'm thinking about buying some gunpowder tea from Taiwan it's pretty

last spoke
heavy ivy
toxic relic
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what the fuck is newmans tea

toxic relic
floral fiber
brazen lantern
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Newmans is a non profit that makes a lot of stuff

toxic relic
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thats why i archive

heavy ivy
last spoke
heavy ivy
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LOL

toxic relic
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haha

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the contradiction

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thats good

karmic jetty
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chat would never know my lore

toxic relic
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i know your lore

karmic jetty
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my lore is for marriage only

toxic relic
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ive seen you in other servers

brazen lantern
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I have many names

toxic relic
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ive been building up a file on you for years

floral fiber
last spoke
toxic relic
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i have a 300 page document of zee lore

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its a 3 year project

karmic jetty
brazen lantern
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I have things I cannot discuss here

toxic relic
thin wedge
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fr

oblique owl
toxic relic
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and better call saul

last spoke
floral fiber
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I have no zeerol lore cat_stare

karmic jetty
last spoke
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⚪️Like I am so picked up on-able

karmic jetty
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what updates do i neeed

toxic relic
floral fiber
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Blind warping to gate was bad idea KEK

last spoke
oblique owl
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Good show.

last spoke
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⚪️Seems brave

toxic relic
karmic jetty
floral fiber
toxic relic
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im the reviews that -2%

oblique owl
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That happened a lot in my 100MN AB Tengu.

toxic relic
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i make steam accounts and post negative reviews on zees page

brazen lantern
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Someone gave me a negative review when I sold them a game and they said it was the wrong game

last spoke
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⚪️Still though, I'm like a totally open book, how has the archivist not gathered anything about me?

brazen lantern
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Pissed me off

floral fiber
karmic jetty
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the archivist is picky

toxic relic
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real

karmic jetty
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he wants to shape his own history

toxic relic
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he does

heavy ivy
karmic jetty
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lest we forgor

last spoke
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⚪️You need to win first

toxic relic
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i shape the world the way i want it too

oblique owl
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Jump and hope the hecates all aggro on you?

toxic relic
last spoke
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⚪️You won't win if I'm here.

karmic jetty
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rebel rebel

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burn the archives

brazen lantern
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Yay fight!!!

floral fiber
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Then a buddy warps over and lays into the sabre
And he drops scram and I heat prop and light the sabre up and had 10% shield left when hecates jump in so we bail and they miss both of us KEK

toxic relic
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fighting sounds cool

floral fiber
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Sabre got out in structure and paniced

toxic relic
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i enjoy casual hyper violence

karmic jetty
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im rollin d20 for dmg

floral fiber
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Missed bubbling me completely

toxic relic
brazen lantern
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I'm so fucking down for a fistfight you have no idea

oblique owl
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You never had any doubt.

last spoke
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⚪️I'm like made of strangling hazards

karmic jetty
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dammit they disabled rolling

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cruses

toxic relic
karmic jetty
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curses

toxic relic
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sometimes youre itching for a scratch

soft sorrel
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Hi where can I offer sharing game access as a gift in steam?

last spoke
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⚪️Each remaining day is a blessing. Count them while you can :3

floral fiber
brazen lantern
toxic relic
last spoke
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🟣You mean like posting a key or adding someone to a Steam Family?

soft sorrel
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Is there someone here need access to the game. I dont need it have extra 2

floral fiber
karmic jetty
brazen lantern
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I will click your link

polar kernel
brazen lantern
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Chip it's your bedtime

polar kernel
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HOW WOULD U KNOW

last spoke
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🟣Doesn't adding someone to family share require both accounts being logged into the same machine?

oblique owl
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It's still early for Chip.

brazen lantern
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I know

polar kernel
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its midnight

oblique owl
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Exactly.

polar kernel
karmic jetty
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i just finished the episode where cartman tries to end family guy

floral fiber
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Its only midnight

last spoke
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⚪️Go bed chippy boy

soft sorrel
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uhm. no, its not ip share. nvm.

floral fiber
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Its 6am for me

polar kernel
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i have a date tomorrow 🧌

oblique owl
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Chip has a good six hours left before passing out. If not more.

floral fiber
last spoke
brazen lantern
icy vigil
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Me

floral fiber
soft sorrel
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baught 4 access i need to give out the other 2 to someone else, it can be done on steam right?

brazen lantern
soft sorrel
last spoke
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🟣Oh so they're in your gift inventory

polar kernel
toxic relic
karmic jetty
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gib one to the bornana guy

soft sorrel
floral fiber
last spoke
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🟣Yeah you'll need to do that through Steam

brazen lantern
polar kernel
oblique owl
last spoke
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⚪️It's so cool

polar kernel
floral fiber
brazen lantern
polar kernel
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i was absolutely sloshed that night as well so

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i cant believe it actually worked

brazen lantern
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Florida is a different planet

floral fiber
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man gets arrested for Rkoing an alligator again

toxic relic
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florida will be the first to go

brazen lantern
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Thank God we shot it into space before the launch of GTA 6

oblique owl
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And you wonder why so many people move away from California and Florida...

brazen lantern
last spoke
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⚪️Y'know what'd be so cool

toxic relic
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every place has wild shit happening but florida allows there arrests and convictions to be public

last spoke
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⚪️Imagine if Finland was real

toxic relic
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reason why you see all the wild stories

floral fiber
last spoke
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⚪️How cool would that be

toxic relic
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idk

floral fiber
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Implying there been alot rkoed alligators

toxic relic
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finland seems boring

oblique owl
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Selänne was pretty good at hockey.

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Finnish dude.

brazen lantern
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Fartass I have a bargain to strike with you

karmic jetty
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is there a start dude

floral fiber
toxic relic
toxic relic
brazen lantern
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I get home tomorrow I'll dm you

toxic relic
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vague

karmic jetty
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waowaowaow

toxic relic
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sure bro

karmic jetty
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sussy

floral fiber
toxic relic
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my dms are open iirc so

brazen lantern
toxic relic
karmic jetty
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erm

floral fiber
toxic relic
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i think im truckin all night

karmic jetty
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lmao apparantly boneless chiken is a cooking style

toxic relic
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style? wdym dude

karmic jetty
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i dunno

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how is it a cooking style

toxic relic
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its not

karmic jetty
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this is about the ohio thing

toxic relic
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ah

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thats such bullshit mannnn

pseudo fox
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Hello chat

toxic relic
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that entire court decision is ungrounded

last spoke
soft sorrel
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2 ProjectZomboid Game Key Access ready for gift on Steam for $10 or $5 each. Just DM rfs: have no friends to play with. lmao

karmic jetty
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The court sided with lower courts that had dismissed the case, reasoning that “boneless” refers to a cooking style rather than a literal absence of bones. Writing for the majority, Justice Joseph T. Deters stated, “A diner reading ‘boneless wings’ on a menu would no more believe that the restaurant was warranting the absence of bones than they would believe chicken fingers are made of actual fingers.”

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what is this sht

toxic relic
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idk

dawn spade
toxic relic
last spoke
karmic jetty
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they done drank the stoopid juice

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UPPYYYY

toxic relic
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they should warrant the absence of bones

karmic jetty
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@loud pumice webfishin

dawn spade
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They really just needed a jury of people who have ever eaten before

loud pumice
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who summons me

toxic relic
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the last line is also a false equivalence

dawn spade
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No law fancy ness needed

last spoke
toxic relic
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it doesnt matter if you have or havent eaten before, its about the marketing and advertising and the responsibility of the manufacturer

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crazy shit

karmic jetty
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it gets better fartass

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The majority opinion emphasised that customers should reasonably expect the possibility of bones in chicken dishes, much like bones in fish filets. The court marked it “common knowledge” that chickens have bones and ruled that the restaurant cannot be blamed.

toxic relic
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whatttt

karmic jetty
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boneless chiken
but chiken has bones

toxic relic
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false equivalences

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but its boneless chicken

karmic jetty
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next they gonna say steel is heavier than feathers

toxic relic
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a restaurant is even worse bro

dawn spade
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Depends how many you steel

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Steal

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Steel

karmic jetty
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bro i gotta just drop the whole article

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However, the ruling also sparked dissent among three justices, who argued the term “boneless” implies the absence of bones. Justice Michael Donnelly criticised the majority’s stance as “utter jabberwocky,” contending that such cases should be decided by a jury. “Does anyone really believe parents feeding their children boneless wings expect bones to be present?” he asked in his dissent.

dawn spade
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I feel like i should know this

toxic relic
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cause that means they dont need to accept any responsibility for managerial neglect

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boneless DOES imply no bones

brazen lantern
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I'm going to bed look at dm @toxic relic

karmic jetty
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u know what

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im starting to get this rooling

toxic relic
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no

karmic jetty
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ive heard similar laws somewhere

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not for boneless chiken specifically but

toxic relic
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nah

karmic jetty
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lemme just find

toxic relic
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boneless implies no bones

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there should be no bones

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stupid ass fucking court

karmic jetty
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that opens a legal thingie tho

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what if u somehow get bones in ur boneless anyway

toxic relic
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well if you get harmed by it then you should be able to seek legal action

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im not a corpo

karmic jetty
dawn spade
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I guess its just to protect them if they have a bone in there where they said it wouldnt

karmic jetty
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ive been brainwashed by the boneless ninjas

dawn spade
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Like you just mucnch it and break a tooth

toxic relic
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if you choke and end up in hospital with a hole in your throat from bone then you should be able to be mean to the company that sold it to you

karmic jetty
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isnt that what the law is trying to do or am i confoosed

toxic relic
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no its doing the opposite

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its saying that you cant hold the company accountable

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for unwanted bone

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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disney level shit

dawn spade
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Well the way uv been saying it, iv been thinking theyl'll just sell you a regular chicken wing and call it boneless

toxic relic
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probably man

dawn spade
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It will probably happen

toxic relic
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you bought disney plus for 1 month 10 years ago so you cant sue them for killing your dad

dawn spade
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I read that article

toxic relic
toxic relic
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crazy

dawn spade
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I also forgot it

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Which is a pity coz it was interesting

toxic relic
karmic jetty
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it wasnt even a disney plus sub

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it was a TRIAL

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is so fricked up

toxic relic
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i need to light a cig on myself drenched in oil bro

dawn spade
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Ohh yeh thats right

karmic jetty
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burn corpo sht

loud pumice
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rahhh

karmic jetty
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im joining uppy

brazen lantern
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CAREFUL SOLDIERS

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Ok I'm asleep

livid notch
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Sweet dreams

icy vigil
toxic relic
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chess titans and minesweeper ez

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ah i see

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assaisin did the noob shit as well

livid notch
toxic relic
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most gay medic art i see is medic and heavy

livid notch
toxic relic
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real

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im unfortunately not going to link hardcore nsfw tf2 art in the pz server

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but thats gud too

rain mango
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@quasi slate war is almost over

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in Elite Dangerous

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estimated like 5 minutes until the final titan falls

oblique stream
livid notch
toxic relic
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medic and heavy lookin gud

thin wedge
toxic relic
toxic relic
livid notch
toxic relic
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heavy is more my type bro

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but as a fellow hairy man

oblique stream
toxic relic
toxic relic
thin wedge
oblique stream
toxic relic
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nooo bro thats the one thing thats going for me man

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nah ill shave off my hair the minute i start balding

oblique stream
toxic relic
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fartnut

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stinkass fartnut is my moniker

livid notch
toxic relic
livid notch
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Such a banger

naive flicker
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Why do i get mommy ASMR on my fyp

toxic relic
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you dont need to tell us that

heavy ivy
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i am so eebpy

livid notch
naive flicker
naive flicker
ruby river
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heya chat

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hows it going :3

livid notch
naive flicker
strange spruce
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sleep didn't fix shit

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i am still losing it limbo

livid notch
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Welcome to group then, i'm losing it too

mellow birch
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I’ve lost it already

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trying to get it back

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but it’s too slippery

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goes right through my mind-fingers

toxic relic
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slime

surreal mirage
naive flicker
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I've already lost it

karmic jetty
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echo

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wait chat is boneless chimken just chimken nuggets

toxic relic
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no

livid notch
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Nah

toxic relic
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boneless chicken is deboned chicken

ruby river
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boneless chicken sucks

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hot take: white meat sucks

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dark meat is better

karmic jetty
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are u dark meat

toxic relic
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the bones hold a lot of flavour

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the closer to the bone the better meat

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the better the flesh

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you see, if you cut a human for preparation

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its better to leave in the bones

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you can make a good broth or braise the flesh

livid notch
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Thx for the tips mate

toxic relic
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no worries bro

karmic jetty
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imagine eating a borgir and then theres bones

toxic relic
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ive read "to serve man" many times

toxic relic
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depending on how the burger patty was made

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theres a chance it has bone or uncooked collagen or smth

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see when you mince human meat for example, you need to be careful what cut you get otherwise you risk this outcome

karmic jetty
spice arrow
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Ohio just doesn't do things to make it's name better

karmic jetty
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only in ohio nerdge

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remind me not to order boneless chimken if im there

toxic relic
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id suggest getting a cut from the calf of a human

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for the best patty meat

ruby river
toxic relic
toxic relic
karmic jetty
toxic relic
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no dark meat

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red meat

livid notch
toxic relic
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actually

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yeah according to William Buehler Seabrook human meat is red

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so dark meat

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the fat doesnt mean anything

ruby river
karmic jetty
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if i want boneful wings and it has no bones can i sue

toxic relic
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since the meat 'type' is related to the muscle composition

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the classification of red and white meat is so fucked bro

livid notch
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Meat is meat, i see meat, i eat meat

toxic relic
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i think the conclusion is that humans could be red [dark] or white meat

surreal mirage
toxic relic
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im not sure if i trust william or the inhabitants of the marquesas Islands of polynesia

karmic jetty
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what the shrimp apparently the guy who made the boneless chimken case literally had surgery and stuff bcs of the bone

toxic relic
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exactly bro

surreal mirage
toxic relic
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this case means companies have 0 responsibility

livid notch
karmic jetty
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damn u Big Chicken!!! angerycat

toxic relic
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it has no sharp taste, its not distinct or defined

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it just tastes like good beef

icy vigil
naive flicker
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Project Zomboid

oblique owl
naive flicker
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True

oblique stream
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Zomboiding

toxic relic
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yeah

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no

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human meat is red meat

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KafkaThumbUp yw chat

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ive done the research

oblique stream
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And it tastes like young calve

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Or something

toxic relic
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that was early research

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i wasnt sure

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but i went further

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and its conclusive now

granite flame
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B42 is tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!1

oblique stream
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False

toxic relic
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the taste is debated and subjective, however referring to scientific sources: human meat is dark

granite flame
oblique stream
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Its on Tuesday

livid notch
toxic relic
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is the release of b42 the only thing keeping people alive

granite flame
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B42 will drop at hl3 annoucement

toxic relic
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seems like the only thing people care about; itll probably be jank as fuck

oblique stream
toxic relic
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and with that the influx of "b42 sux" in the chat

oblique stream
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It really sucks tbh

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I dont think you guys will like it

toxic relic
granite flame
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B43 Monday

toxic relic
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its almost wednesday even

karmic jetty
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chip shop chewsday

oblique stream
toxic relic
oblique stream
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I forget day names sometimes

toxic relic
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less than 1 km walk so should be fine for my legs

karmic jetty
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bro is migrating for them chips

toxic relic
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migrating?

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wait

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this is important

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americans

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is 1 mile far for you to walk

karmic jetty
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how long is a mile

lavish ivy
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no

toxic relic
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1.6km

toxic relic
surreal mirage
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1.6km

toxic relic
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that one

oblique owl
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I did a lot of hiking last year and that's not very far imo.

toxic relic
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thats not far

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real

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its not far imo either

oblique owl
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I trained to do a hike at the Grand Canyon but never actually did the hike itself. Just prepared for it.

toxic relic
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i dont think its far regardless of hiking experience lol

oblique owl
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Yeah.

toxic relic
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thats about about what id expect something in "close walking range" to be

loud pumice
toxic relic
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idk imperial units

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i use metric and SI

surreal mirage
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Webfishing forsenHappy

dawn spade
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1km isnt far but it is far enough to rather drive

toxic relic
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bro what

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youd drive 1 km?

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thats wild

dawn spade
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Ye

toxic relic
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just walk it mate

dawn spade
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Na

toxic relic
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thats not even 10 mins walking

dawn spade
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Walking is my least favourite form of transport

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I might run it if im in the right mood

toxic relic
dawn spade
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But walking is kept to the bare minimum

naive flicker
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I used to cycle a lot

toxic relic
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tbh i zone out when im walking man
i exit my house then im at the destination

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cycling is cool

loud pumice
dawn spade
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Cyclings a vibe

toxic relic
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id rather not cycle short distances ngl

dawn spade
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But bikes are expensive

toxic relic
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but if i want to go on a route or anything above 5 km then ill bike

dawn spade
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I got a bmx which is cool and all but not great for distances

toxic relic
naive flicker
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I like to walk sometimes

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Cuz

dawn spade
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I dont want a cheapo second hand

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Id rather just drive

naive flicker
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You're aware of your surroundings a lot more

dawn spade
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If i was going to be a bike id get an expensive one

naive flicker
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Sometimes just go outside at night and walk around town

toxic relic
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sure bro

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walking is great

dawn spade
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Night walks are a vibe actually

toxic relic
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gud to listen to the sounds of the outside

dawn spade
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I just listen to the souns of my earphones

toxic relic
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also gud bro

naive flicker
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I also listen to music

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Hits different when I'm outside at night

toxic relic
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real

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walk around your suburb at midnight then go to the kebab place at 3 am and eat a proper wrap

naive flicker
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Unfortunately they're not open at night

toxic relic
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wild

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kebab places are usually open latest here

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something about being fucking drunk and eating a steaming box of chips with humus and shit

naive flicker
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Mmm chip

toxic relic
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beige food

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crazy

naive flicker
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🤤

toxic relic
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crusader are you american

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or european

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or neither

naive flicker
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But i fw America

toxic relic
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german

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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that makes sense

karmic jetty
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fake 🦅

naive flicker
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Michael wave

stone nexus
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Balls.

karmic jetty
toxic relic
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balls

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there are no french

karmic jetty
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sue sue sue

toxic relic
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idk if its a british thing but kebab on chips is popular as hell here

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ofc kebab isnt british but the combination

surreal mirage
karmic jetty
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chat

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lets say hypothetically i havent ate in a while

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and then i got a tub of ice cream

loud pumice
loud pumice
karmic jetty
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would be alright right

toxic relic
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why wouldnt it duude

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just eat it

loud pumice
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nunya

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bowfin

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mind goblin

karmic jetty
loud pumice
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deez

karmic jetty
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IS 4.30 AM WHERE U AT

loud pumice
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nuhuh

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it 330

karmic jetty
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lies

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u said 3am an hour ago

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that wouldnt make SENSE would it

toxic relic
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does anyone play sea of thieves

naive flicker
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Nah I'm a PS4 homeboy

loud pumice
toxic relic
naive flicker
karmic jetty
toxic relic
loud pumice
toxic relic
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fuck off

karmic jetty
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mods remove his ballz

naive flicker
karmic jetty
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hmmmm

toxic relic
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alr

karmic jetty
naive flicker
toxic relic
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that would be crazy

karmic jetty
#

whats that thing call where u sterilize ur self

toxic relic
#

being hanged from the nuts

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you would just end up with a castrated sack

toxic relic
naive flicker
#

Some ppl here would even like that

karmic jetty
#

is that it

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no i mean snip snip

toxic relic
#

vasectomy ?

karmic jetty
#

yess thats the word

toxic relic
#

ye

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thats not the same as cutting the sack off

loud pumice
#

Lets commit drown

image0.gif
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Then

karmic jetty
#

is there a con to vasectomy thinkcat

loud pumice
#

Spend all of our earnings on scratch cards

livid notch
toxic relic
naive flicker
toxic relic
#

no

livid notch
#

I Wonder who likes that

naive flicker
toxic relic
#

its vasectomy

naive flicker
#

Oh okay

toxic relic
#

theres no con, also some are reversible- just ask them to tie the male vasa diferentia instead of cut

karmic jetty
#

isnt that less effective

strange spruce
#

god i love killing shit mindlessly

#

ingame

toxic relic
surreal mirage
#

What on earth

toxic relic
#

vasectomy is goated

karmic jetty
#

are u vasectomized

strange spruce
#

what if you were to get bagazillion adderal

toxic relic
#

yessir

strange spruce
#

and play ultrakill

karmic jetty
strange spruce
#

ultratweak justanap

karmic jetty
#

so is it true

toxic relic
#

what?

karmic jetty
#

hmmm nvm

lyric galleon
#

the definition of insanity

toxic relic
#

im not using that shit for anything anyways

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might as well

#

also its ez

karmic jetty
#

does it hurt

toxic relic
#

nah

#

mine didnt at least

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somewhat uncomfortable for a while after

#

but its quick recovery

#

it just cuts the pipes that supply the sperm to the semen

karmic jetty
#

and that makes it clear...

toxic relic
#

uh

karmic jetty
#

might not be the right emote for the context lmao

toxic relic
#

yeah

karmic jetty
#

HAHAHA

toxic relic
#

well the colour isnt just from the sperm

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so it wont be clear

karmic jetty
#

nani

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now i have more questions which might not be uhh safe

toxic relic
#

haha

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do you want to dm me and ask

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idm

karmic jetty
#

guh sussy dms

naive flicker
#

I mean it's scientific

toxic relic
#

it is

naive flicker
#

It's not as bad as like
REAL freaky questions

karmic jetty
#

science is for allll not for dms

toxic relic
#

real

karmic jetty
dawn spade
#

Im confused

karmic jetty
#

ill keep it lowkey Nyehehehe

naive flicker
#

"i found a cure for cancer thanks to science!"
The government's honest reaction: HuntingRifle

karmic jetty
#

so what colour is it then

dawn spade
#

Why would you tie it if your not even with girls

toxic relic
#

semen?

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its usually a whitish colour

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even after vasectomy

karmic jetty
#

u know what ass good question

toxic relic
#

like i said im not using it

naive flicker
#

Wait isn't the whole point of a vasectomy being infertile

karmic jetty
#

whitish as in not the usual?

toxic relic
#

might as well

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and its free

surreal mirage
#

That is the whole point

toxic relic
surreal mirage
#

To be infertile

toxic relic
#

well sterilised ye

karmic jetty
#

usual is white

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i mean red

toxic relic
#

whitish

naive flicker
#

How does one still produce semen then

toxic relic
#

semen isnt the same as sperm

dawn spade
#

Its produced just not shot

toxic relic
#

sperm is carried by semen

naive flicker
#

Ohhh

karmic jetty
#

hmmmm thinkcat

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bio wasnt my strong suit

toxic relic
#

semen has very little sperm [comparatively]

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so it doesnt really affect the semen colour

strange spruce
#

bro what the fuck did i tab back into

naive flicker
karmic jetty
#

science lotg

naive flicker
#

But eh

strange spruce
#

i HATE science

naive flicker
#

I sucked at all of them

dawn spade
#

We're learning

toxic relic
#

vasectomies, again, just block the sperm from entering the penile urethra

naive flicker
#

Ah

dawn spade
#

Wait

karmic jetty
toxic relic
#

but you can still produce semen

strange spruce
#

literally cue AM hate monologue jarvis

dawn spade
#

You dont nut at all with a vasectomy?

strange spruce
#

i fucking HATE science

naive flicker
karmic jetty
#

so do u not get cummyaches no more

dawn spade
#

I thought it was just the sperm

toxic relic
dawn spade
#

Nvm

toxic relic
#

it is just the sperm

naive flicker
#

bro how does one get sperm cramps

dawn spade
#

I got lost in it again

strange spruce
#

gonna have to screenshot this

surreal mirage
#

What on earth

karmic jetty
#

is science chat geez

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im a curious goober

strange spruce
#

i dont fucking care

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doesnt make it any less funny to read

dawn spade
#

We just learning bro

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Dont make it weird

stone nexus
#

Balls.

naive flicker
#

Balls

strange spruce
#

am not,am just fucking laughing at the terminology here

#

and yes

dawn spade
karmic jetty
#

so its still all basically the same

strange spruce
stone nexus
#

Should balls be part of science chat? Are we the science team all along?

toxic relic
#

you do nut after a vasectomy bro
AGAIN
all that vasectomy does is cut or tie the vasa deferentia, so no sperm

toxic relic
karmic jetty
#

does it change anything else

tall lotus
#

Hello you lovely peoples

karmic jetty
#

what about hormones

toxic relic
#

no it affects nothing zee

karmic jetty
#

or the uhh... hmm texture

naive flicker
dawn spade
#

What happens to the sperm then

toxic relic
#

no

strange spruce
#

you are NOT brian moser

#

WAKE UP

naive flicker
#

I AM

strange spruce
#

WAKE UP

#

WAKE UP

dawn spade
#

Do they just like, chill until they die

strange spruce
#

WAKE UP

dawn spade
#

What if they go off in your stomach

toxic relic
naive flicker
#

YOU CAN'T BE A KILLER AND A HERO, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

karmic jetty
#

they get blooballed ass

tall lotus
#

I'm literally Dexter Morgan

toxic relic
naive flicker
stone nexus
#

Vasectomy? Tying your nutcase to make them a proper decoration instead of utility equipment?

strange spruce
#

im literally jacket fer real fer real

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

actually nah

dawn spade
#

What happens tho

#

To the sperm

toxic relic
#

wdym

strange spruce
#

i would rather not be that mf godo

toxic relic
#

they chill

#

and die

dawn spade
#

Like, they die

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But cant get evacced

karmic jetty
#

the heck i thought the thingy makes testosterone high or sumthin

toxic relic
#

"die" theyre not alive but yes

dawn spade
#

Wouldnt u get like toxic shock or some shit

karmic jetty
#

have been lied to

toxic relic
#

no bro

#

they just die then get recycled as waste

surreal mirage
tall lotus
stone nexus
#

Your piss and shit get more pale /j

toxic relic
#

no they dont

surreal mirage
#

Holy shit it's literally you

strange spruce
#

no way

karmic jetty
#

pee is stored in one ball

strange spruce
#

its him

toxic relic
#

after a vasectomy theres a few weeks where you still have sperm thats been stored

karmic jetty
#

and the sussy powder on the other ball

strange spruce
#

i dont know who that is

dawn spade
toxic relic
#

but after that its all gone

loud pumice
#

Bacon flavored candy cane

dawn spade
#

Never cross the streams

strange spruce
#

but i would

karmic jetty
#

so does the balls like die or sumthin if u snip

stone nexus
#

The soul is stored in the balls, do not commit to a vasectomy

cedar hornet
#

What if you just decide to replace your balls

dawn spade
karmic jetty
#

iron balls

cedar hornet
#

Do u spin them like a lightbulb

toxic relic
stone nexus
#

Blue balls

karmic jetty
#

replace them with fushigi balls

strange spruce
#

cyberballs

dawn spade
#

Bakugon

strange spruce
toxic relic
#

balls dont shrivel or anything

surreal mirage
#

It's too early for this

strange spruce
#

davido no more cybernetic implants

cedar hornet
#

What if they could shoot missiles at command

stone nexus
#

Cyberballs 🗣️🔥

young kelp
karmic jetty
#

cyberbalsssss

strange spruce
#

cyberballs that shoot out MISSILES at command

stone nexus
toxic relic
#

bro i want to send one of those medical annotated images

#

cause it seems chat doesnt know how balls work

cedar hornet
#

But probably shi is fire

dawn spade
strange spruce
#

is this degeneral

karmic jetty
#

nahh we know how balls work

stone nexus
#

Yes

karmic jetty
#

they spin

dawn spade
#

No. This is dog

stone nexus
#

Balls spin!?!?!?

toxic relic
strange spruce
#

can i leave

naive flicker
#

Gyro Zepelli

strange spruce
twilit basin
#

Hello, I need urgent help. I opened a setting in the server setting co-op. The character's toilet is coming. Does anyone know how to turn off this setting?

loud pumice
#

I need a kith

karmic jetty
#

not rn mike tyson

naive flicker
#

Huh

strange spruce
#

what

stone nexus
#

"The character's toilet is coming."

loud pumice
#

Ok bigpooo

cedar hornet
naive flicker
#

I survived testicular torsion btw 😎

strange spruce
#

the toilet is coming.

loud pumice
#

The toilet is coming

dawn spade
#

How many times do they twist the ball before the vasectomy is complete

naive flicker
#

The toilet is coming.

karmic jetty
#

the toilet is coming.

toxic relic
loud pumice
#

The toilet is coming

karmic jetty
stone nexus
#

the toilet is coming

strange spruce
#

okay but

#

what the fuck does that mean

loud pumice
#

The toilet is coming

karmic jetty
#

unscrews ur balls

strange spruce
#

YEOUWCH

naive flicker
#

When the

strange spruce
loud pumice
#

Toilet

dawn spade
#

Is a shifter required?

loud pumice
#

Is

dawn spade
#

Or is hand tight good enough

loud pumice
#

Coming

stone nexus
#

oh lord it comin'

karmic jetty
strange spruce
#

idfk its just a drututt emote

karmic jetty
#

unless ur one of those smol balled individuals

dawn spade
#

A shifter is a wrench

toxic relic
#

youd need a shifter i reckon

naive flicker
#

TempleOS is the best OS

cedar hornet
naive flicker
karmic jetty
#

bruh i imagined they put a clamp on the balls before they do the other stuffs lol

toxic relic
#

bro no fucking way

dawn spade
twilit basin
#

Bro, the character's toilet is coming. Does anyone know what setting is this and how to turn it off?

toxic relic
#

if that happened then id leave

cedar hornet
#

I can't

neon bramble
#

what in the goddamn did I just walk into

stone nexus
#

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNN

strange spruce
#

WHAT THE FUCK

#

DOES THIS MEAN

karmic jetty
#

HAHAHAHAHAHH

strange spruce
#

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TOILET IS COMING

toxic relic
#

ball clamp is painful

strange spruce
#

JUST WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

cedar hornet
#

If you're using lifestyle there will be an option to turn it off

karmic jetty
#

HAHAHAHASHHAAH OMGGG

cedar hornet
#

Nghh I forgot how it was named

strange spruce
#

WHATS SO FUNNY ZEEROL

#

AM LOSING IT HERE

karmic jetty
#

i need to breathe

strange spruce
karmic jetty
#

BREATHE CHAT BREATHE

tall lotus
karmic jetty
#

manual spell

strange spruce
stone nexus
#

What the fuck, what does the toilet is coming mean

#

Please, I need this information

karmic jetty
#

it means the toilet is coming

#

havent u heard

strange spruce
#

yeah but

#

what does that mean

#

what does it mean when TOILET IS COMING

toxic relic
#

its the same as "i need to do my toilet"

cedar hornet
#

The urgency to shit and stuff ig

karmic jetty
#

how would i know im just readin in there and and it says the toilet is coming

cedar hornet
#

Why is he not replying

#

Just like my ex bruh

strange spruce
#

i think bro escaped degeneral

dawn spade
#

The toilet has arrived chat

#

It is too late

strange spruce
#

brace yourselves

karmic jetty
#

we didnt listen

stone nexus
#

Skibidi zomboid is upon us

strange spruce
#

the toilet has arrived death

karmic jetty
#

WE DIDNT LISTEN CHAT

strange spruce
#

ITS AT THE FRONT DOOR

cedar hornet
#

Oh it was a warning..

strange spruce
#

ah fuck

karmic jetty
#

lotg im scared

dawn spade
#

Its digging into your walls

twilit basin
strange spruce
karmic jetty
#

no freakin way

stone nexus
#

THERE'S MORE!?

strange spruce
#

no...

karmic jetty
#

its toilet but prula

#

prural

dawn spade
cedar hornet
naive flicker
dawn spade
#

So whate the actual problem any way?

naive flicker
#

He's trolling

dawn spade
#

We got distracted

karmic jetty
#

who wouldve thought the toilet would defeat the balls arc

toxic relic
#

im happy to answer more ball questions

#

i seem to be the expert

karmic jetty
#

ur ballsless

toxic relic
#

incorrect

#

im spermless

stone nexus
toxic relic
#

i do have 2 balls

visual maple
karmic jetty
#

can u add more balls

strange spruce
#

should i download cdda again

stone nexus
#

I can try

cedar hornet
toxic relic
toxic relic
dawn spade
#

Chat, did you know if you lose a ball your spare usually goes supersayan and just does all the work of the second one

karmic jetty
#

u know what

#

what the heck is in the sack

dawn spade
#

You dont even lose much sperm count

karmic jetty
#

what does the ball even do in there

stone nexus
#

There's goo in the sack!

strange spruce
#

should i A try my hand at drawing again and try to emulate a artstyle i like or B reinstall cdda

dawn spade
#

It just makes sperm

strange spruce
cedar hornet
#

Every time I read general it's always something like this

#

Sigh

neon bramble
#

balls

stone nexus
#

Your children are stored in the balls (real)

toxic relic
#

i mean

toxic relic
dawn spade
strange spruce
#

you know what fuck it ill go cdda