general_chat

[restive pollen]

Use drug names

Nereufetan

Xanax

[icy vigil]

Xanax

[shell lantern]

Thats funny you say that actually because the god im working on is of the hearth and medicine

[icy vigil]

Name it ezetimibe

[last spoke]

Take the name of a drug and just remove a random vowel

[shell lantern]

It's a little lazy

[last spoke]

Xanx

[restive pollen]

“Hearth and medicine”

BRB lemme come up with a name rq

[last spoke]

That sounds like a god of drugs

[restive pollen]

God or goddess

[shell lantern]

gender neutral really

fluid better

[restive pollen]

ELDRITCH being beyond comprehension and gender

Got it

[shell lantern]

yeah

[last spoke]

Apothecesis

[restive pollen]

Brigid/Brigis

[shell lantern]

I was thinking most of the time they present themselves as a young man(think like mid 20 hot greek guy) witha fire torch

[last spoke]

Nominative determinism

[shell lantern]

ot comfortable stealing her name ha shes queen

[restive pollen]

Nvm Brigid is a slightly female name and to give it to a mostly dude would be shameful

[shell lantern]

Brigid is a cool goddess

[last spoke]

Just swap the I and R

[restive pollen]

Ogris

[last spoke]

Birgid

[shell lantern]

and lets be real gods dont have to confine to our definition of gender

[restive pollen]

Gods should be either like Percy Jackson gods, constantly switching demeanour/gender/appearance based on interpretations of them

Or just purely incomprehensible barely even humanoid

[shell lantern]

agreed

[last spoke]

Wait y'know what'd be cool

[shell lantern]

what?

[last spoke]

This god has rejected a name.

I bet there's something cool you could work from that

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[restive pollen]

Is this gonna be like a royal road type story?

[shell lantern]

I will pocket that but I dont think it fits this god. I was thinking Belis

[last spoke]

Don't be influenced by fish soup

[stone nexus]

Fall within my range of influence.

We shall rule the world...

... togheter, my friend.

[shell lantern]

yea! So this is my second book actually. This next book I'm working on is about the children of the first book's characters who are all like princesa nd princesses

wait whats royal road

I missed the road part

I only saw royal

[restive pollen]

… bro I was so hype

Royal road is a site where people can put stories online for free

And people can read them for free

It’s a really big site

[shell lantern]

oh

[last spoke]

A god so dedicated to its craft and influence that to call it by anything other what it is and is capable of is nothing short of the worst insult conceivable

[shell lantern]

wow im out of th eloop

[dawn spade]

Why would you want people to read you story for free

[shell lantern]

Ill look into but Id def like to publish it

[restive pollen]

There’s a pipeline, very common

Start out on royal road for free

It gets big and you get a publishers attention

[dawn spade]

True

[last spoke]

So it's like Ao3 but garners respect?

[shell lantern]

do i maintain property rights?

[restive pollen]

Then they offer for you to take most of it off royal road aside from first few chapters, and they’ll sponsor it on Amazon

[shell lantern]

oh shieet

[dawn spade]

I always assumed the pipeline to getting published was to just right something good then stand in there office heckling them until they read it

[restive pollen]

Very much so, except for people who post fanfiction (almost nobody) because they’re completely ignored by the site and there’s 0 path towards monetisation for them

[shell lantern]

that was my plan haha

[foggy remnant]

[dawn spade]

Im not even joking, youd think having grown up on the internet. Id take the internet into account

[last spoke]

Can't you publish shit super easy on Amazon?

[dawn spade]

But i just forgot it exists

[dawn spade]

Xd

[shell lantern]

Well hot damn, do you read on royal road yourself?

[restive pollen]

Oh I also forgot

Amazon and kindle are the big sponsors

[shell lantern]

I really want to get my book beta read through atleast maybe 10 people then do a super final grammar edit

but then after that hell yeah

No I just gotta get the people I sent it to to actually read the damn thing

[restive pollen]

So kindle might give you money to put your book on their platform or sometimes on kindle unlimited

[shell lantern]

lot harder then you'd think lmmao

[dawn spade]

Id read it if you shipped it to me, i hate reading on phone tho

I also mean exactly 0 to the publishing world

So theres that

[shell lantern]

I appreciate that. Literally every one of my beta readers have said that so Im cautious about these offers ya know lmao

[restive pollen]

Yes, unfortunately it’s somehow both super popular, for example one of the biggest stories Mother of Learning got about 500k views per chapter uploaded every week, and jn total had I think almost 12 million regular readers

[dawn spade]

Lol, yeh fair

[restive pollen]

But unfortunately somehow these people never show up outside this site

So I never encounter another reader in the wild

[dawn spade]

Get it from the post office and then forget about it

[shell lantern]

lmao that would be a pain. its almost 300 pages

[shell lantern]

well here I am

[dawn spade]

Oh wow

[shell lantern]

I think its good, not to be biased lol

its got a lot of heart for sure C':

[dawn spade]

How much does it cost to print? If your doing it at home i guess its manageable but office works would charge like 60 bucks or something

[shell lantern]

I could probably print it at my husbands work for free, maybe twice but I dont wanna push it

[dawn spade]

Sneak in while no ones looking every now and then

[shell lantern]

im sure his boss wouldnt care

[dawn spade]

Make 50 copies of 1 page at a time

[shell lantern]

its genius

[restive pollen]

Has your first book been published?

[shell lantern]

Oh I just finished it writing the other day not yet

I wanna get beta readers as I said to make sure everything is ship shap then do a final edit

gotta make sure everything is polished because theres gonna be two more books

plot lines, foreshadowing and what not

lots of long-term planning happening

I've got a good character setup happening right now for a few of them

[restive pollen]

What is it written on? Like what software?

Cos I could be a beta reader

[shell lantern]

Don't hate me im poor and stubborn but google docs

[restive pollen]

[shell lantern]

I knowwwwwwwwww but im autistic and its all i know

[restive pollen]

Is it possible to like copy past the entire thing into a pdf file

[shell lantern]

probably?

yeah!

[restive pollen]

Yeah I have an app that lets me view pdf/epub and like a half dozen other file formats

But not google docs lmao

[shell lantern]

yeah now its a pdf

smart thinking

[restive pollen]

Dm me it and I’ll try to read it

[shell lantern]

I hesitantly agree once again

[restive pollen]

Ay this is a good deal for me

I’m on some authors Patreons so I can read advance chapters

[shell lantern]

oh thats dope

[restive pollen]

I’ve just gotten a free book from an author lmao

I feel like I’m scamming you

[shell lantern]

nah if I could id pay for professional beta readers so any chance that could potentially lead me to getting a real unbiased reader, who might potentially love it is a blessing for me

Its all I wanna do with my life is share the stories Ive made

But I also wanna make sure my books show exactly what i see. Clear as I can make it

[plush cobalt]

What are you looking for in terms of feedback? Idt I currently have the time to commit to it so not volunteering, but I'm curious if you're interested more in mechanical feedback, feedback on the narrative, or both

[shell lantern]

Both definitely

I wanna make sure the characters personalities are distinct and hopefully enjoyable

there are a few tropes in it that people tend to not care for but I hope ive provided an interesting concept for atleast one of them

[heavy ivy]

Well, like you said you want it to be true to you - It may not be for everyone, and yet I'm sure there will people who love it even more for those tropes.

[shell lantern]

truth!! People might not like it but he man thats how it happened. I was there, I saw the whole thing

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/elrond-lotr-lord-of-the-tings-lord-elrond-3000years-gif-13229890

[icy vigil]

what r u writing

[shell lantern]

It's a high fantasy novel!

Let me find my little summary

[icy vigil]

how many pages you got

[shell lantern]

278

[icy vigil]

so far!?

[toxic relic]

thats not bad

278 is a short read

[icy vigil]

can i read it

[shell lantern]

yeah for this draft. First draft finished with 215 pages

[shell lantern]

I mean hell yeah I got the pdf file and everything

[restive pollen]

Or you could give him the google doc lmao

[shell lantern]

Here's the summary

A world so similiar to our own but with blanket of magic and a story of its own.

An elven druid named A'ommi struggles to find her place in a world that hates her as it is toppled over by her druid kin as they raise armies of the undead, killing all in their path. Her with her companions: Denali, her adopted tiefling daughter, Mogar, a minotaur whose life has always been a mystery to the group but has unwavering loyalty to them and Denali, and Pippa Blackthorn, a human bard who has become A'ommi closest friend and confidant, try and navigate the dying world.

When approached by a mysterious lord with an offer of a safe haven on a far off island called Kelradan and what choice do they really have but to accept. Those who struggle to be seen for who they are fight like hell for those closest to them, even if it means they fall away.

[toxic relic]

i see

[icy vigil]

are you gonna publish it anywhere

[toxic relic]

doesnt sound like its for me

[restive pollen]

You read that entire synopsis in 3 seconds???!! 😭

Built different

[toxic relic]

i read a lot bro

[shell lantern]

I would like to. Once I get some proper beta reading done I wanna do one final edit and then maybe post it on royal road(once I check it out)

[toxic relic]

more truckin

[icy vigil]

where

[shell lantern]

I can dm it if you want it on here or google doc link up to you

[icy vigil]

dm

[lilac quarry]

are you self-publishing?

[shell lantern]

I don't know tbh. I'd like to try and throw it to some publishers but its not ready for that yet haha

[lilac quarry]

try for an agent before self publishing fo sho

[shell lantern]

yee!

[lilac quarry]

but good for you for finishing! that's a huge step

insane work tbh

[icy vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-be-the-judge-of-that-thom-beyond-the-aquila-rift-love-death-robots-let-me-decide-gif-22000815

Jk

ill just read it

[fathom igloo]

Leon being nice in genchat what is going on

[icy vigil]

i have 4 days free time on thursday to sunday

[shell lantern]

It's been a long ride haha but I'm super pumped

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/greta-aquila-rift-spider-monster-gif-23605204

[fathom igloo]

Is Leon dying? Was he visited by the 3 Christmas ghosts?

[lilac quarry]

loved that episode

[icy vigil]

hey that's my gf

[fathom igloo]

Oh there it is

[lilac quarry]

smash

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoom-cat-zoom-in-zoom-in-buhh-gif-1189239835505103958

[shell lantern]

Feeling like the belle of the ball getting the mods attention lol

[icy vigil]

dont sink into lokiel's sweet little lies

[fathom igloo]

Don’t worry he’ll insult you soon

[shell lantern]

He's gonna have to try pretty hard

[fathom igloo]

lol

I ate too much ugh. After not eating much for 2 days then eating normal again it’s like ughhhhh

[shell lantern]

felt, I wouldn't have eaten if my husband didnt cook for me tonight

[ruby river]

hi chat!

[fathom igloo]

I’ve lived off zofran for two days straight lol

[shell lantern]

heyaaa

[ruby river]

heyyy

how you guys doing today? :3

[fathom igloo]

I’m sick wbu

[lilac quarry]

oh the abandoner is back

[loud pumice]

Love Death Robots

[lilac quarry]

[loud pumice]

The stranded astronaut dude

Living in a hallucination by the alien

[ruby river]

I'm good for now, but I heard that 16 people at my workplace got sick, so i might be next :O

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/meatcanyon-teletubbies-forthesun-eating-dark-gif-16233200049047174286

[fathom igloo]

It’s coming for you.

[ruby river]

😭

[fathom igloo]

Zofran should just be OTC; like why in almost 2025 should anyone have to suffer with nausea.

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-kirbo-slap-smack-hand-gif-6389066503604449886

[lilac quarry]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

thought you HATED zofran

THOUGHT IT MADE YOU NAUSEOUS

[tender igloo]

yah but my far

car

[fathom igloo]

Apparently not anymore

[loud pumice]

🤔

Puppers playing Forza

[lilac quarry]

[loud pumice]

Spiffo won

[lilac quarry]

[fathom igloo]

Tbf though that was during pregnancy

[lilac quarry]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM

[patent inlet]

What the hell even is this video lol

[lilac quarry]

teletubbies going sicko mode

[karmic jetty]

[fathom igloo]

I still stand by Phenergan naps

[patent inlet]

I laffed

[lilac quarry]

8am sleep time for you

[shell lantern]

Zofran is shittttttttt. It did nothing fo rmy pregnancy

[lilac quarry]

to the factory with you

[shell lantern]

even before that

[fathom igloo]

SEEEEEEE

[lilac quarry]

BUT

did it have an adverse side effect

[fathom igloo]

I had HG and Phenergan was the only thing that got me through it

[toxic relic]

what game is this

[shell lantern]

ondansetron babyyyyy

[loud pumice]

How do you play PZ?

Tutorial pls

[fathom igloo]

Isn’t that zofran

[lilac quarry]

yes

lol

[shell lantern]

nah

[fathom igloo]

Lololol

[lilac quarry]

YES

[shell lantern]

its an over the counter allergy med

[lilac quarry]

they are the same

NO

[shell lantern]

are they really???

[lilac quarry]

ondansetron IS zofran

yes

lol I give it daily

[fathom igloo]

It is I had a pump zofran is brand name

[shell lantern]

literally zofran did nothing for me

[tender igloo]

forza 5

[lilac quarry]

yeah I always get confused with brand names lol

[shell lantern]

idk man

[lilac quarry]

crestor vs rosuvastatin etc

[tender igloo]

meatcanyon lol

[fathom igloo]

Phenergan is brand name; but it’s still promethazine

[loud pumice]

Oh god meatcanyon

[toxic relic]

its the meatcanyon telletubbies vid

[tender igloo]

he posted a new vid lol

[toxic relic]

the music is sick as fuck in that one

[tender igloo]

i love mickey toothmouseless

[toxic relic]

disney adults

the goofy tf was 11/10

[tender igloo]

whinny the poo hole

[lilac quarry]

puppers can you teach me the stairway to heaven guitar solo pls

thanx

[shell lantern]

insane placebo effect ig

[tender igloo]

play until you get finger callouses lol

[shell lantern]

now my body will surely hate this too

[toxic relic]

hell yeah, eating the 'honey' out of the stomach was sick

[lilac quarry]

yeah my fingies hurt

[fathom igloo]

Debating taking another zofran rn; I think I’m ok but I don’t know if I want to risk it

[lilac quarry]

I played for like 45 minutes tonight but it'll get better

hurts to type lmao

[toxic relic]

you need callouses

[tender igloo]

im the best guys

[toxic relic]

building up hard skin on your hands is the meta strat

genuinely

[lilac quarry]

okay #9

at least I'm #2

[fathom igloo]

How long does this years flu last lol

[tender igloo]

LOL

im telling

[lilac quarry]

until the complete collapse of society and a true apocalypse - or like 18 months

[toxic relic]

thats one of the hardest parts of guitar in the beginning, getting the callouses and holding down the strings proper hard

its fun tho

[fathom igloo]

Jesusssss

[tender igloo]

speaking of i forgot to get my glue shot

glue

flue

flu

[lilac quarry]

glue

https://tenor.com/view/its-always-sunny-mac-toxic-safe-glue-gif-8643048

[fathom igloo]

Same and now im regretting it. I think I have it but it’s presenting like a stomach bug mixed with sore throat and runny nose

[robust frost]

build 42 update?

[fathom igloo]

Leon do you think everyone should have access to zofran during illness?

[toxic relic]

up deez nuts

[icy vigil]

Never

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-spase-out-shaking-head-spaz-spazzing-out-gif-15174543

B42?!

[tender igloo]

no dracula go back to bed

[toxic relic]

alucard is his son

[robust frost]

i come in here every few months to chek sigh

[toxic relic]

learn the lore

[tender igloo]

sometime this month hopefully lol

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/sotn-symphony-of-the-night-fountain-castlevania-psx-gif-23328176

[fathom igloo]

7 days from last month

[fickle lava]

To die

[sterile iris]

heyyy heyyy heyyyyy

baby i got your money

[tender igloo]

should i buy the leon car , leon as a car car

[sterile iris]

unpopular opinion, had Dune on in the background while i play and it looks super boring

[fathom igloo]

What does this mean

[toxic relic]

the movie?

[sterile iris]

(i was half paying attention)

[toxic relic]

L TAKE

[sterile iris]

think so

[fathom igloo]

Zipppppppperrrrrs

[sterile iris]

mind you i wasn't paying attention lol

[toxic relic]

ive read all the books haha

[sterile iris]

i didn't see Zendaya at all in it. i thought she was in it

[toxic relic]

its a political speculative fiction so

[lilac quarry]

this is how I do steroids

[lilac quarry]

fucking YES

[floral fiber]

[lilac quarry]

SOTN is so good

[sterile iris]

preach!

i wanna say i got like 200% on it lol

[toxic relic]

the books are more subtle and understated than the movies

[sterile iris]

some crazy number like that ^_^

[toxic relic]

the movies gloss over so many sub plots

[lilac quarry]

I remember playing it so much as a kid

the music is so good

[sterile iris]

bro same

sooo good

[toxic relic]

the author wanted to explore what the human mind would be like in the future and its focused on mental strategy

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/castlevania-symphony-of-the-night-alucard-dracula-adrian-tepes-gif-10262254556793322186

[toxic relic]

thats why the fighting is the way it is

so its not supposed to be action packed

[sterile iris]

ah i see unicron

[toxic relic]

its meant to be 10 people in a room talking for 6 hours

[sterile iris]

O_O

so not a good background movie lol

[toxic relic]

nope

if its a bg movie you wont catch most of whats actually happening

[toxic wharf]

sup people

[sterile iris]

good LORD i hate being in a building and hearing a constant BANG BANG BANG and i have no idea where that zed is T_T

hello D-16

[restive pollen]

Under the staircase

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-megatron-transformers-who-asked-who-asked-meme-mr-megs-gif-26177313

[sterile iris]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-greeting-universal-greeting-hot-rod-kup-gif-16128354

[toxic wharf]

hi stinkname fartass

[toxic relic]

real bro

[restive pollen]

Lmao look at this guy

[toxic wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-optimus-prime-bumblebee-80s-hugging-gif-16742731

[restive pollen]

Who does he think he is

He’s just a miner

[toxic wharf]

O

no image perms on general

[toxic relic]

stinkass fartnuts
your top man reporting for duty

level 10 for embeds

here

[sterile iris]

good Lord this movie this girl is swearing alot

[floral fiber]

Pew pew

[restive pollen]

What movie

[sterile iris]

these pew pew lasers are coo

[sterile iris]

idk let me snap a pic lol

[icy salmon]

I'm going to college bye bye yall

[fair yacht]

hello friends

[toxic relic]

i also want to know

swearing in movies is relatable to my irl

[restive pollen]

Why is a mugshot of a cat your pfp

[sterile iris]

HBO and she is swearing a lot while she does inner monologuing

[toxic relic]

i have no fucking idea what that is

[sterile iris]

Millie blaxk?

[tender igloo]

i spent 30 k on trash can leon car

[restive pollen]

It honestly pulls me out when a character doesn’t swear when it feels like they would

[sterile iris]

Black☝️

[toxic relic]

real

[sterile iris]

Eh looks like I'm changing it

[restive pollen]

Like they say “what the actual flipbiscuits 🤬”

[sterile iris]

Looks like a show

[lilac quarry]

I should buy this simply to dust you in racing

[fathom igloo]

It’s fitting 😂

[sterile iris]

I say, "holy cannolis batman" a lot

[restive pollen]

What game is this?

Froza?

[tender igloo]

yah right

[toxic relic]

[lilac quarry]

IT'S HORIZON 5?

IT IS

[toxic relic]

it is

[restive pollen]

What is horizon

Like forza?

[toxic relic]

forza

yessir

[tender igloo]

yah lol

[restive pollen]

Wait lmao why did I ask puppers that

[restive pollen]

Being like legitimate rn, that’s actually good, you’d be ok with kids unlike me lmao

[lilac quarry]

puppers is this your alt

[restive pollen]

I swear way too much

Even around kids

[lilac quarry]

you 100% the game in 2 days but also managed to squish 203 hours into 23

4

[toxic relic]

i swear a lot, mainly cause 'cursing' is commonly used as inoffensive interjections and conversation filler where im at

[tender igloo]

i dont think in the 19 years i have owned steam have ever made a bad review lol

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/60fps-knee-slapper-spongebob-milkcord-gif-27449345

[tender igloo]

wheres the

[restive pollen]

Wait why can’t I react to puppers

[tender igloo]

microtransactions

[sterile iris]

right on. i used to swear a lot. it was an issue i had :P

[tender igloo]

i cant find them

[restive pollen]

😢why am I blocked for no reason

[fathom igloo]

Uh oh

[restive pollen]

Puppers what did I do…

[sterile iris]

it's okay puppers has me blocked too

[lilac quarry]

ok professional blocker

[toxic relic]

man was chronically addicted to poopy words

[sterile iris]

puppers said i don't swear enough

[sterile iris]

it was real Unicron

[toxic relic]

unicron believes you

[fathom igloo]

I have 4 people blocked and one of them you told me to block lol

[sterile iris]

now willem defoe in a black and white movie that looks like it's based in the 1800s

[lilac quarry]

who was dat

one of my alts for sure

[toxic relic]

im just a stinky man

[sterile iris]

lol

[fathom igloo]

You know who

[toxic relic]

the lighthouse

[restive pollen]

I’m getting ignored by puppers, this is an abusive friendship dude…

[toxic relic]

gud movie

[lilac quarry]

oh lol

[sterile iris]

yeah there's a legit lighthouse lol

[lilac quarry]

roight

[restive pollen]

At least Cambrie would never block me right? 🥹

[lilac quarry]

that was mutual blocking tho for the GREATER GOOD

[sterile iris]

alright unicron, shoudl i power through tonight just to play pz?

[toxic relic]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lighthouse_(2019_film)

[sterile iris]

as in stay up? lol

[fathom igloo]

I’m shocked you now don’t have that person blocked too

[sterile iris]

yeah that's what's playing right now

[sterile iris]

O_O

[restive pollen]

Oh I love this film

[toxic relic]

unicron says: do whatever the hell you want bro

[sterile iris]

lol

[fathom igloo]

Nooooo

[lilac quarry]

I don't block anyone

I pretty much can't

[sterile iris]

i'll probably go to bed soon even though i dont wanna

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-guy-listening-to-music-crying-music-music-sad-gif-1436056687197982910

[toxic relic]

why go to bed then

[fathom igloo]

Petition for everyone to block Leon for 5 days

[toxic relic]

stay up, poppers, and end up in a dumpster at 3 am

[lilac quarry]

lol literally none

[restive pollen]

Yeah I hear they block like everyone besides a couple people

[toxic relic]

doesnt really matter

[fathom igloo]

Also it wasn’t mutual but I digress 😂

[young kelp]

I forgot this guy has Dipsomania and I really need that wine crate

[toxic relic]

if thats what they need to feel comfortable online then why not

[restive pollen]

Would you even be supposed to considering you’re a mod

[fathom igloo]

Why does it look like that

[toxic wharf]

next person to talk owes me 100$

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-lightning-lightning-dog-thunder-thunder-dog-gif-8682004922466801621

[restive pollen]

Imagine blocking someone and they just use that to do shit and escape your notice

[toxic relic]

come and find me megashit

[fathom igloo]

I still feel like I ate too much chocolate 😭

[restive pollen]

Wait do I have anyone blocked

How do I check

[toxic relic]

block deez nuts

[lilac quarry]

I should've gone to the gym today

[toxic relic]

[restive pollen]

AHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[lilac quarry]

instead of going to the gym I did this smh

now I just need to make a deal with the devil to become a master? is that how it works?

[past ingot]

That's a very proper way of spending your free time

[fathom igloo]

I wish I could block the nitro gifting thing

[lilac quarry]

this thing?

[restive pollen]

There’s definitely a 25% possibility fartass has me blocked

But I don’t believe in it

Our friendship is too powerful

[lilac quarry]

you can always just confirm by trying to react to someone's message

[fathom igloo]

Yeah and then the notification in settings won’t go away either

[toxic relic]

practice

[restive pollen]

I knew I was right to believe in the power of friendship 🥹

[lilac quarry]

yeah it's actually super fun as well

[restive pollen]

I love you fartass 🥹🥹

[lilac quarry]

I mean it's been one day but just learning one song tonight was fun

[toxic relic]

im not a loving man, dude

[lilac quarry]

ok just kiss me bro

[toxic relic]

sure man

ill kiss the homies ez

i just have trouble saying love

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

I tell all my homies I love them

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-dab-me-up-garp-aokiji-frame-gif-11803377855144251548

[lilac quarry]

one of my best friends is in europe and I facetime the dude every day and save I love you bro before we end the call

[toxic relic]

im working on it bro.
therapy to tear down those walls

[lilac quarry]

that's how you gotta treat the homies

[toxic relic]

real

and true

my family does say it at all so i had a hard time being open

but im getting there dude

[restive pollen]

Lokiel

Where you the dude I was talking about bone and skull structure with a while back

Like a couple months?

[lilac quarry]

most likely

[restive pollen]

Yk how I was a bio student?

[lilac quarry]

I do now

[restive pollen]

Bro, I an absolutely beautiful score on my exams

40 ATAR and 94% on exams

[lilac quarry]

by that % that's very impressive

no idea what ATAR is but 94 is fire

[fathom igloo]

You know what sounds nice? Chicken wings.

[toxic relic]

its an aussie metric

[lilac quarry]

ok tasmanian

[toxic relic]

australian tertiary admission metric

[restive pollen]

Are you really tassie?

[toxic relic]

no

new zealand

[tender igloo]

youre from australia?

[toxic relic]

new zealand

[tender igloo]

liar

explains a lot

mr.kiwi

[past ingot]

Explains so much

[toxic relic]

mr kiwi is my middle name

[restive pollen]

Your overall atar is all your individual subject atars together

The highest you can get overall is 99.95 I believe

[toxic relic]

school bullshit

[restive pollen]

So the reason I’m so happy is from just one subject I got almost half of max atar

[toxic relic]

i see

nice man

W effort

[restive pollen]

Another girl in my class got an atar so good that she got written about in the local newspaper 😭

[spare tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-yo-hi-bonjour-hello-gif-16110993206874302841

[toxic relic]

W for that too

gotta commend the work

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-25642725

[lilac quarry]

what job are you hoping for?

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/weenor-memes-meme-funny-hotdog-glizzy-haha-weiner-cursed-gif-18659346

[spare tusk]

ok im already in love w you

[toxic relic]

too fast

[spare tusk]

how come ur guys' gifs work and mine dont, im scammed

[toxic relic]

you need to be at minimum level 10

[spare tusk]

!level

[toxic relic]

you need to /rank

[tender igloo]

who doesnt enjoy a little love bombing

[toxic relic]

bombs

[spare tusk]

nice, u guys like that, level 0

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-more-ariel-the-little-mermaid-disney-part-of-your-world-gif-4808391

[spare tusk]

Should i play PZ, i haven't played it in like 4 years

[icy vigil]

Dont

Terrible game

[hardy mural]

frogski is rank #1 at level 75 with 279,584 experience. (1,766 left for the next level)
[■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ] 76%

[spare tusk]

yeah but i want new adventure 🙂 new game to sink myself into

[toxic relic]

you havent played in 4 years?

[toxic relic]

play it if you want dude

[shell lantern]

whoot

[icy vigil]

I hate zomboid 🤬

[toxic relic]

zomboid is a terrible game fr

[shell lantern]

zomboid is stinky stinky

[spare tusk]

okay u guys have pushed me away

[fathom igloo]

wtf is zomboid

[past ingot]

B42 unstable is coming out soon. Hopefully will have late game stuff to do

[fathom igloo]

wtf is a b42

[toxic relic]

i boided my zom and it projected

[fathom igloo]

Ok Crusader

[past ingot]

I'm not sure... I just been hearing rumors that it's good

[spare tusk]

marry me

[toxic relic]

i am a different man
this is not an alt

[shell lantern]

10 years later mod

CDDA

[tender igloo]

play 41 now and use it to comparison !or play a challenge mode since those you NORMALLY dont live that long

[restive pollen]

Not sure yet, still working on getting into a good uni haha

[fathom igloo]

Certainly someone pulled it out of a basement somewhere

[toxic relic]

https://tenor.com/view/ben10-alienx-water-shockwave-gif-12240667

[fathom igloo]

Take Leon’s job 😈

[tender igloo]

ok

[restive pollen]

Something that pays well that’ll hopefully be able to use a bio degree 😭

[past ingot]

I heard it has basements

[tender igloo]

how do i do greater than sign , quick

[toxic relic]

doxxed that youre a child

[icy vigil]

None of them

[toxic relic]

<

[icy vigil]

Dont go into bio doofus

[fathom igloo]

Please no doxxing the children

[spare tusk]

YESSS, u da boo thang for me puppers

[toxic relic]

but i killed them already

doesnt matter now

[fathom igloo]

Bub is dead? Aw.

[restive pollen]

Bio is my calling bro 😭

[icy vigil]

No

[toxic relic]

no one is calling you

[icy vigil]

No it isnt

[lilac quarry]

man if you're aussie just become a paramedic it's a sick gig down there

[restive pollen]

Can’t count to 10 but can list out all the types of joints in the human body

[lilac quarry]

hopefully the pay is as much as here but I know the skill level is absolutely wild

great shit

[icy vigil]

Go into bio if you want to work in a field unrelated to bio

[toxic relic]

plumber

[fathom igloo]

I told them to take your job 😈

[past ingot]

Ok rain man....

[icy vigil]

That or do graduate studies

[toxic relic]

electrician

[lilac quarry]

they're not american

[spare tusk]

man

[toxic relic]

man

[past ingot]

Woah man

[restive pollen]

How is the drawing going?

Did you take my advice?

[restive pollen]

Especially that last idea..

[icy vigil]

Idunno if i did

[lilac quarry]

fuck I love that sticker

[spare tusk]

what game u guys be playing

[toxic relic]

we know dude

[spare tusk]

entertain me

[fathom igloo]

Is there ever a day you don’t use this?

[past ingot]

It's creepy....

[icy vigil]

I think i made the wrong kind of femboy

[toxic relic]

im playing truck sim

[tropic mantle]

How’d you know what I was wearing

[toxic relic]

i can smell it from here bro

[tropic mantle]

How do you check how far from the next level

[tropic mantle]

Sorry man 😔

[toxic relic]

no its gud shit bro

[restive pollen]

I’m more of a gif guy, wait lemme find my favourite series of gifs

[past ingot]

Rank with a / in front of it

[lilac quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-lightning-lightning-dog-thunder-thunder-dog-gif-8682004922466801621

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725296

[lilac quarry]

yo the video for this killed me lmao

[tropic mantle]

Wahoo

[restive pollen]

Absolutely has to be my favourite type of gif

[tropic mantle]

I don’t want to be a plunger anymore

[lilac quarry]

him just posing between two chairs on tippie toes about the apple fritter

[past ingot]

Tf

[restive pollen]

Wait I’ll find the gif for it

[stone nexus]

Balls.

[past ingot]

Pretty sure I watched some fanfic about him attempting to fight saitama

Also balls

[restive pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/baking-anime-baki-anime-fight-apple-fritter-gif-19725297

[lilac quarry]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that's it LMAO

I actually bursted out laughing that shit just kills me

[restive pollen]

I remember once on a server everybody just spent like 10 minutes sending all the different apple fritter gifs

And I genuinely couldn’t breathe by the end of it

[sterile iris]

soooo Edward just beat the crap out of a seagull

[toxic relic]

you should go to the doctor if youre having trouble breathing

[toxic relic]

its a metaphor bro

trust me dude

[woven barn]

Rog ally z1 extreme open box for around $350, switch 2, or should I wait for a steam deck 2 oled/ Z2 extreme handheld?

[toxic relic]

dont get a swtich if you want a handheld console

switch will always be beat by other consoles man

even more so cause other handhelds are marketed as "portable pcs"

[severe wave]

yo does anybod y have experience with xonics megal mall and setting it up for multiplayer

[toxic relic]

everything else it just depends on what you need bro
do some research and decide; take ur time with it

[toxic relic]

nah, sorry bro

[sterile iris]

i kind of figured a lot of it was psychological like in his head or whatever from the few times i paid attentino

[ruby river]

balls?

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/squishy-pufferfish-meme-funny-plus-gif-20796782

[fathom igloo]

Steam deck 2? Wdym

[sterile iris]

all i can keep thinking about is willem defoe dressed up as a woman in Boondock Saints lol

[ruby river]

hi chat im back :3

[lilac quarry]

I'm his character after a set of night shifts

[ruby river]

i was playing my guitar

[karmic jetty]

ben rye the science guy

[lilac quarry]

when I'm sitting in a breakfast diner staring at the waiter/waitress

[woven barn]

Steam deck 2 is probably kind of far out, like 12-18 months

[restive pollen]

Recently found out Willem dafoe plays the rat in fantastic mr fox

https://tenor.com/view/fantastic-mr-fox-rat-bag-gif-19327406

[sterile iris]

i haven't seen that

[ruby river]

chat, what do you think is the scariest game that isnt a horror game

[sterile iris]

all i know of that is the one meme where it's like the dude waving to the dude in the distance with the same fetish

[lilac quarry]

snuggle truck

[fathom igloo]

At least. They just dropped a new limited edition.

[ruby river]

for me, its minecraft with cave noises

[fathom igloo]

Glitches in Pokémon games

[lilac quarry]

truly terrifying

couldn't even make it 4 minutes

[ruby river]

missing no

[fathom igloo]

Huh

[lilac quarry]

?

[woven barn]

Wasn’t it that transparent oled model?

[fathom igloo]

Wha?

[fathom igloo]

No it’s white

[lilac quarry]

there's been two

[karmic jetty]

subnautica

[lilac quarry]

there was the original release transparent and now the white one

[fathom igloo]

New*

[fathom igloo]

Get the deck; get it on sale too

[woven barn]

Wasn’t following the deck specifically for the past year. More focused on next gen gpu’s and CPUs tbh. Although I’m set for a while with my 2023 build.

7700x, rtx 4070, 1440p monitor.

[lilac quarry]

I regret buying the deck personally

[fathom igloo]

WTAF

[lilac quarry]

it's great, just never play it lol

[fathom igloo]

Oh

Leon!

[lilac quarry]

I've definitely played it at work the most, but now I just don't bring it in

[toxic relic]

give it to me

[dawn spade]

From what i hear led deck is a solid af platform any way

No need to wait

[toxic relic]

ill use it for parts

[fathom igloo]

I love my deck too much to abandon it like Leon did

[dawn spade]

Leon your abandoning it

[fathom igloo]

Exactly; if you’re cold, they’re cold

[lilac quarry]

puppers abandoned me first

[woven barn]

So trade my og Nintendo switch plus a little bit of extra cash for it?

I think it’s the launch model which can be hardware modded.

[dawn spade]

Do you happen to bes selling it cheap?

[fathom igloo]

So you’re taking it out on an innocent deck? wtf

[fathom igloo]

NO

[dawn spade]

Switch sucks

100%

[fathom igloo]

Hang on to the switch for nostalgia purposes in 10 years

[dawn spade]

Cant play darkest dungeon

So its no good

[toxic relic]

real, but does it swallow bro?

[fathom igloo]

Also those limited editions seem to sell nicely; we have the let’s go limited edition that I see on eBay rn for $800

[toxic relic]

minions

[fathom igloo]

You’re a minion.

[dawn spade]

Filet kind

[toxic relic]

filet minion

that was a good one

gg bro

[fathom igloo]

I’m not googling that

[dawn spade]

You dont know filet mingion

[fathom igloo]

Oh I get it

[dawn spade]

Its just pig in a blanket

[fathom igloo]

No.

That was a dad joke

[dawn spade]

Im a dad without the kids

[toxic relic]

i think assaisin pronounces the t in filet

[brazen lantern]

Big in a planket

[dawn spade]

Idk how to spell it

I know its fill a

[brazen lantern]

Filet mignon

[toxic relic]

do you pronounce the t

[toxic relic]

or nah

[dawn spade]

Does fill a look like it pronouces the t

[toxic relic]

i just dont believe you bro

[fathom igloo]

Fight!

[brazen lantern]

I say fil leh

[brazen lantern]

Filet

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dancing-rat-dancing-gif-24339527

[toxic relic]

i dont actually care

[fathom igloo]

Why do you keep doing this to me?

[dawn spade]

Did he actually just send a purple screen

[fathom igloo]

Zippers!

[dawn spade]

Or is it not loading

[tender igloo]

forza 5 is fun on it lol

[dawn spade]

O

[floral fiber]

Cheese = rat

[dawn spade]

Its a fat lil boi

[brazen lantern]

You can try to host a cooking class in pz general but who knows if anyone learns anything at all

[floral fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-hand-gif-20474307

[toxic relic]

fat lil boi is my middle name

[fathom igloo]

He thinks I’m a rat in human disguise

[tender igloo]

i didnt like subnautica on steakmdfrick

but that is a great game

[verbal zinc]

can anyone assist me in getting these mods together working for a locally hosted server?

only 957 mods

[dawn spade]

Is he right?

[toxic relic]

subnautica is fire

[tender igloo]

bruh lol

[fickle lava]

I've never played

[toxic relic]

theres a second one but eh

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-reading-bug-reading-gif-19337695

[floral fiber]

Light weight

[verbal zinc]

@tender igloo lmao

[fickle lava]

Should I even play before sub 2

[verbal zinc]

can someone help me though?

[toxic relic]

the first one is gud shit, fun to play

[verbal zinc]

commisonable if needbe

[dawn spade]

When did sub 2 come out

Wtf

[verbal zinc]

just paid like 50 for a map to be made lmao

[fickle lava]

Its coming

[dawn spade]

I didnt even hear about it

[toxic relic]

you dont need below zero or the second one

[fickle lava]

Its not released yet

[brazen lantern]

Use less or pay me hourly to help

[fathom igloo]

No, I’m actually 4 toddlers in a trench coat

[dawn spade]

O

[dawn spade]

Sus

[fickle lava]

I feel so slow

[tender igloo]

like bruh i was about to say sure until you said that 957 mods lmfao

[toxic relic]

the first one is a goated gaming experience; no need to play anything else imo

[fickle lava]

So many games getting sequels and I haven't even played the first of them

[dawn spade]

4 todlers or 97 rats 🤔

[verbal zinc]

@tender igloo ill pay lmao and half are map mods

[fickle lava]

Slay the spire, subnautica

[tender igloo]

yah its great

[fickle lava]

What else

[brazen lantern]

440 map mods

[fathom igloo]

Ok you caught me; I’m actually 9 cats in a toddler suit

[dawn spade]

Slay the spire is so fucking good bro

I love that game

[fickle lava]

Waiting for zomboid 2

[tender igloo]

lol uhh what is it doing?

[verbal zinc]

thats a good question

[brazen lantern]

You're 9 toddlers in a cat suit

[verbal zinc]

nothing

lmafo it wont load

[dawn spade]

9 toads in a mushroom suit

[fickle lava]

Too many sequels

Stop making games

Let me catch up dammit

[fathom igloo]

Oh now I want mushrooms

[verbal zinc]

@brazen lantern can u go dms

[brazen lantern]

I'm not helping tonight, I'm bonked on the sauce

[karmic jetty]

chat i have tea mmmm tea

[sterile iris]

i kind of want tea now

[fathom igloo]

Stop drinking bbq sauce

[sterile iris]

what kind of tea is it?

[tender igloo]

lol I WONDER WHY lol l the only thing i can suggest is open console.txt and try launching the server or whatevers and see if it says anything at the very bottom

[sterile iris]

say green

[verbal zinc]

@tender igloo idk man im starting to think it has something to do with the 957 mods im tryna load

[brazen lantern]

It's local dingus butty head butt

[verbal zinc]

but im not to sure

[fickle lava]

I'm glad zomboid isn't going the sequel route and is more a labor of love

Although I do hope they can make money

[lilac quarry]

Puppets

[fickle lava]

I want to donate money

Make a patreon or something

[karmic jetty]

[fickle lava]

Or do deep rock style and have a thing

Where it's giving them money

[karmic jetty]

10k dono gets a custom zomboi trust

[brazen lantern]

Don't worry you can support them buying cosmetics in the shop for 45 dollars

[fickle lava]

I do that with deep rock lmao

[karmic jetty]

i love zomboi but

[brazen lantern]

You mind wanders too much we are not talking about deep rock

[fickle lava]

It does that

[brazen lantern]

Focus and center yourself

[fickle lava]

I need to get rid of these thoughts

Can't

[brazen lantern]

Kneel and clasp your hands

Put your head to the floor

[tender igloo]

lol yeah thats what im saying , local is so much easier than dedicated

[fickle lava]

Ass up

[brazen lantern]

Pray to the dragon deep within the earth

[fickle lava]

I wan tto take away money from games I used to play

[tender igloo]

also i removed the leon sux cause that car is too good to be tainted with sux

[fickle lava]

Can I take away money from 7 days to die

[sterile iris]

||mermaid vagina|| @toxic relic

huh. alrighty then

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-cat-hehe-cat-gif-23105830

[lilac quarry]

I mean you take some chocolate and some lobster and some eggs and some pie, then mix it in your body

[tender igloo]

zeerol no lol

[plush cobalt]

With this one easy trick

[brazen lantern]

I made bearnaise sauce last night

With steak

[tender igloo]

[brazen lantern]

It was yummymymmymymmyy ue

[tender igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-blah-mocking-mock-gif-12112286

nice cross pockit

[toxic relic]

odd @

haha

the movie is very abstract

i think that part is influenced by folklore and myth

i dont know how to feel about the movie ngl

[open zodiac]

[toxic relic]

not my favourite

[sterile iris]

i thought it was mainly sexual frustration from being trapped there working all the time with one other man

[toxic relic]

maybe

[sterile iris]

||then him masturbating with the woman figurine||

[karmic jetty]

whats this aboot

[sterile iris]

uhh The lighthouse movie

i think that was the name

[karmic jetty]

WAT

[toxic relic]

probably yeah

[karmic jetty]

i havent watched

[frosty tulip]

Heard of it tho

[sterile iris]

it's interesting and just from the few glimpses i've looked at it looks like a psychological movie

[karmic jetty]

thats a thing in the movie???

[toxic relic]

its a metaphor for being horny

[sterile iris]

mmhmm

i figured

[toxic relic]

yes

thats actually fucking hilarious

[fickle lava]

Well 7 days to die being stupid made me come back and try zomboid

So in the end it was a positive

[sterile iris]

yay for zomboid!

[fickle lava]

Waiting for b42

Or at least waiting until all my mods are ready for it

[karmic jetty]

why wait

[toxic relic]

just play now

[fickle lava]

Cuz it's not out

[toxic relic]

play before 42

[fickle lava]

Oh i am lmao

[toxic relic]

ah real

im too addicted to truckin to play it heavily

[sterile iris]

i think i'd go nutty too if i all i heard was that horn all the time

[toxic relic]

real

dude id just make myself deaf at that point

rip out the eyeballs you cant see the monster type shit

[sterile iris]

oh you the know the swearing thing. i really disliked it in the Castlevania SOTN show on Netflix

Alucard and Richter wouldn't be using modern day swearing

it annoyed me :P

like it was excessive too

🤷‍♂️

[toxic relic]

they also wouldnt speak modern english

[sterile iris]

b-but in the game though D:

[karmic jetty]

i like the netflixvania

death swears like that in game too

[sterile iris]

don't get me wrong it was beautiful

wait what?

O_O

[karmic jetty]

yeah

[toxic relic]

i didnt like it but not for that reason
didnt think the swearing was bad at all

[sterile iris]

i haven't played enough castlevanias to know that lol

[karmic jetty]

netflix death and in game literally is edgy like that

is funni

[toxic relic]

swearing isnt edgy mate

its just proper craic

[karmic jetty]

u gottaaaaa admit that bit with death made him sound like a redditor

[toxic relic]

ahah

death is a redditor

[karmic jetty]

"dontchu think thats weirdly fucked up"

heh i like that part :D

[brazen lantern]

Light yagami is a redditor

Doritos

[karmic jetty]

nah hes a /pol/ regular

[brazen lantern]

He can be both

[karmic jetty]

[livid notch]

Dont even think about it dummkopf

[brazen lantern]

Hey here comes light yagami

My name is taco gordito

https://tenor.com/view/businessmen-handshake-handshake-businessmen-business-gif-23760387

[toxic relic]

german jumpscare

[heavy ivy]

the horrorr

[brazen lantern]

How many plushies are there???

[toxic relic]

Det er du som er dum, din tosk.

[brazen lantern]

They are going to eat us like barney

[karmic jetty]

barney mentionedddd

dood the new barney show is ASSSSS

[toxic relic]

what

bro no way

[karmic jetty]

yeah and they butchered the iconic barney intro song

they start with the jingle

[toxic relic]

barneys world?

[karmic jetty]

and then there goes the NEW and improved song which is just TERRIBLE

[heavy ivy]

one but the username was too good to pass up

[karmic jetty]

yes barneys world

[heavy ivy]

the rest are chaos gremlins

[karmic jetty]

I HATE BARNEYS WORLD!!!!!

[brazen lantern]

Excellent news

[livid notch]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-team-fortress2-breaking-bad-spybreakingbad-falling-gif-21494955

[toxic relic]

the animation looks very over-saturated and corporate

[karmic jetty]

corpo barney

[heavy ivy]

good contrast thoooo

[toxic relic]

THE SONG IS SHIT

WHAT IS THIS

[karmic jetty]

SEE

[brazen lantern]

I'm staying at someone else's place for a week and it so easy to start playing on their TV from my phone it's fucked up

[toxic relic]

real

[karmic jetty]

the song is badddd

[toxic relic]

its not upbeat

[karmic jetty]

RAHHH

[toxic relic]

its dull as fuck

[karmic jetty]

is not even catchy

wheres my old barney song wawawa

[toxic relic]

exactly dude

[karmic jetty]

[toxic relic]

im trying not to "back in my day it was better" ; i think this is objectively worse

[karmic jetty]

thats bcs it ISSSSS

[brazen lantern]

I got a barney cassette tape

[toxic relic]

it looks like kids youtube animation

[brazen lantern]

Going to bump that shit