YOURE GOING TO DIE

[cold elk]

IN SIMPLEPLANES 2, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE

IM GONNA KILL YOU IN SIMPLEPLANES 2

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😈😈

IM GONNA EXPLODE YOU AND SEND YOU TO SE GROUND

IM THE PLAYER.EXE IF YOU KILL ME IM GONNA HACK YOUR PC AND STEAL YOUR ACCOUNT, AND POST BAD WORDS TO MAKE YOU GET BANNED

HAHAHAHAHAH

[whole osprey]

nuh uh

[sand marsh]

nah i'd win

[lucid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-for-resources-to-upload-monkey-puppet-puppet-akward-gif-18662308

[lost surge]

Im soloing you all

[molten flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-war-gif-22795330

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-was-that-a-threat-lorne-michaels-saturday-night-are-you-threatening-me-sony-pictures-gif-10867228953376662454

[molten flicker]

Bro, i have a plane that can go mach 14, and has nuclear aa mssiles, and is named Sundew II, you were saying?

[cold elk]

I AM PLAYER.EXE AND IM GONNA CORRUPT YOUR WINDOWS WITH MY OMEGATETRANUCLEAR BOMB THAT CAN EXPLODE EVEN THE GAME

[molten flicker]

Yeah, i could outrun you man

[molten flicker]

So... who's laughing now? and i have a whole squadron

i could defeat you, when i have a plane with this speed Speed Conversions:
In miles per hour: 11,236 mph
In kilometers per hour: 18,083 km/h
In Mach (speed of sound): Approximately Mach 14.6
So, whos laughing now?

[cold elk]

YOUR SQUADRON CANT SCAPE A GIANT TETRANUCLEAR MINIGUN IN MY ULTRA INVINCIBLE AIRPLANE

[molten flicker]

Kid, i've defeated more planes than you can count, sit down and stop this

Dude, i'm going to beat you with a CFA-44, so stop it

[lucid dust]

oH nO hOw sCaRy

[sinful plume]

you are no match for christ on a bike

[molten flicker]

I could defeat you still

[lucid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-movie-the-lego-movie-vitruvius-sure-lets-go-with-that-gif-17323817

[cold elk]

NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME

[lucid dust]

HEY I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE ALREADY BUT I THINK YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY MIGHT BE STUCK ON

[molten flicker]

Bro, i could beyblade you with a StrikeWyverm

[sinful plume]

could you beyblade someone in a brick f4

[lucid dust]

I have to admit I have never seen beyblade used as a verb before

[molten flicker]

HA Ha He laughed sarcastically

[sinful plume]

(i probably could not i dont know how to use the boresight radar modes that well)

[lucid dust]

oh boy, he's narrating himself now
that's how we're supposed to know he's really cool

[molten flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-thinking-hmm-objection-gif-15300506915913651200

[cold elk]

It is.

BUT HE STILL CAN'T DEFEAT ME, MY ENGINEERING IS SUPREME AND UNDEFEATABLE

[molten flicker]

Bro, Erusean Air and Space Administration and North Osea Gründer Industries are a better engineering firm than you

[lucid dust]

well it definitely works, I'm very intimidated and concerned about the skill of someone flying a hilariously unrealistic airplane in a videogame that you haven't even played yet

[molten flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-ace-combat-ace-combat7-post-stall-maneuver-wyvern-gif-26902309

[cold elk]

He is confident about his abilities, and im confident that i can EAZLY erease him of reality

[molten flicker]

Bro, give me a minute and i could wipe you off the face of the earth

[lucid dust]

ok, your minute starts now

[molten flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-shooting-airplane-bazzoka-bazzoka-shoot-shoot-at-gif-15898383 I shot him down, EZ

[lucid dust]

time's up, how'd you do

[lucid dust]

I can't help but notice the lack of a hit

[molten flicker]

Eh, SP2 isn't out yet, bt i'll defeat him, my username will be WIngsoffirefanatic, you knwo where to find me

[lucid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-movie-the-lego-movie-vitruvius-sure-lets-go-with-that-gif-17323817

[cold elk]

Mine will be Abiansai, we will see who's the best

[molten flicker]

challenge accepted

[sinful plume]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-impostor-among-us-impostor-crewmate-crew-gif-25227945

[sinful plume]

wait till yall find out about this one

[sand marsh]

im winning

[sinful plume]

houly shiy

[molten flicker]

I could defeat all of you, you know what, all of you attack me in SP2 and we'll see who wins, deal?

[sinful plume]

i think im more concerned about going up against what thingymajig rig souplane has..... whatever it is that is peak performance

[lucid dust]

…you haven’t seen the Toucher yet, have you?

[tulip marlin]

Guys no one wins everyone loses argument ends

[molten flicker]

No, what is it?

[sinful plume]

those who know its name........

[lucid dust]

To be honest I don’t know myself, never been able to get close enough to see. All I can tell you is that it’s very effective.

[prisma harness]

I was touched by the Toucher once... Nobody survives the Toucher... Nobody

[whole osprey]

(it was bait)

[lucid dust]

oH nO

[twilit kraken]

?

[molten flicker]

HAHAHAHA

[molten flicker]

Bro, ima defeat you with my FI-43 Metzger II (Willow variant)

[sinful plume]

yall and your xXx_x/a/f-69-7980xe.adxdxd yakuza fuji speedway squibbly bob solid snake_xXx named fighter jet is cute n all but you wouldnt want to face something called the toucher

[molten flicker]

Willow has drones, and 20 missiles, and can fly through tunnels

[molten flicker]

So you think you'll kill me, but trust me, you'll die first

[lucid dust]

throngler energy

[prisma harness]

To anyone here who thinks they can beat The Toucher... I admire your misplaced optimism.

If you beat The Toucher, it is simply because The Toucher let you... It leads you into a false sense of security. And when you least expect it... You will be touched by the The Toucher

[cold elk]

I'm gonna bring

THE APOCALYPSE ANGEL

and you won't br able to do anything

[molten flicker]

Bro, my plane has strike drones, and 20 AA missiles, beat that, oh, and a laser

[cold elk]

My plane can fly up to high altitudes, have an space orbit cannon and a EMP system that explodes anyone instantly

[molten flicker]

How about this?

[tulip marlin]

Me watching people talk about xml planes almost as if there isn't going to be a setting on multiplayer that can completely disable xml edited aircraft:

[cold elk]

+1 slow and big target for my airstrike

[hardy yoke]

can you beat this build

[cold elk]

Yes. Everyone using it against me IS GOING TO DIE

[hardy yoke]

try

[cold elk]

If you toutch me, i will be obligated to activate the true auto destruction system

[molten flicker]

Oh, that's just the anti air

[molten flicker]

And, i have backup

This is my plane, try to defeat it

[molten flicker]

What kind of vehicle are you having? Fighter jet, or heli?

[cold elk]

I have a high altitude supersonic airplane, with a defense mechanism and an auto aim air to ground laser cannon

[cold elk]

Lets stop with the overpowered thing, i challenge you to a non XML 1v1, lets fight like MAN

[molten flicker]

Deal, i'm still using the FI-43

[sinful plume]

what if uou tried it in an f5c or perhaps a mig 17 or maybe even an f4e

something that's actually cool and actually requires skill to be effective in it

[thorny cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-ace-combat-cobra-manuever-gif-27201376

[molten flicker]

Eh, i still like my design

[twilit kraken]

Basically an f-14 but modernized. Even a f-16 could beat that 😭😭

[molten flicker]

Does a F16 have TVC?

[twilit kraken]

Did I ask?

[molten flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/did-i-stutter-was-i-clear-not-clear-confident-assured-gif-15661924 And drones?

[molten flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/it-can-do-more-unmesh-dinda-piximperfect-it-has-more-features-it's-very-versatile-gif-3780879791973455824

[thorny cliff]

Where you desing it?

[molten flicker]

Simpleplanes 2

[thorny cliff]

I mean drawing

[molten flicker]

Paint.net

[thorny cliff]

Mouse or drawing tablet?

[molten flicker]

Mouse

[sinful plume]

mmmm good luck beating that in an f16 below 250 kts

[molten flicker]

Me too all you guys

[sinful plume]

you bring a certain tyler the creater vibe to the party

[hazy lake]

Nah bro I'm gonna use a supersonic 747 modded with missiles

[twilit kraken]

I could do it.

[sinful plume]

you just gotta draw lots and lots of big circles in the sky

[nocturne idol]

That's one poor messed up tomcat (with the anemic TF-30's)
Only thing it'll be catching are compressor stalls

[sinful plume]

wait are those wings fixed in that position
forever in bomb mode 🥀

[cold elk]

Still going to die for me

[lyric leaf]

Nope

[sinful plume]

shoots ur coin

[lyric leaf]

Aaaaannnnndddd V2 is dead