#ValetSlop desperate to survive

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stable river
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im poor in monolith..🤞

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silver notch
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I'll pay 500k for you to transport my soldiers in a limo

frail sigil
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Holy shit that’s peak advertisement

rotund sparrow
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rest in peace wambo

dusty fossil
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I am pretty sure Wambo got executed at gunpoint

stable river
strong mauve
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wambo

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is my favorite valet

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rest in peace

stable river
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IM NOT DEAD YALL!!!

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😭

cobalt wind
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Cannot believe wambo died, its as if I can hear wambo now...

frail sigil
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Wambo no.1 valet

dusty fossil
stable river
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NOMYCHARISNOTFROM MATIKANETANHAUSSERGRAAAGGHHH!!

dusty fossil
normal lion
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Wambo numba five

silk gyro
strong mauve
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RIP wambo

livid kelp
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Rip

stable river
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These ppl omg..

sullen holly
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I wish I was around CO to see this sort of thing.

tame shuttle
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RIP WAMBO, real one.
I never saw you or knew you existed before now but im sure you were great

strong mauve
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wambo has died in a tragic ship crash

strong mauve
dusty fossil
stable river
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WHY YOU ALL-

strong mauve
cobalt wind
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is as if i can hear wambo now, rest in peace wambo

stable river
lean yew
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press f for wanmbo

tame shuttle
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rip wambo T-T

strong mauve
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where'd the coffin go

stable river
lean yew
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why is wambo dead 🥀

golden sierra
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I hear Wambo's voice yesterday, rest in peace Wambo 🥀

strong mauve
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guys we gotta retreive wambo

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im going to cast magic spell to revive him when we get him back

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here

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lemme do it now

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RAHARKDA

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i think i just cursed wambo instead

stable river
strong mauve
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oh

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i found the spell

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here let me just

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REVIVETHYSELF

stable river
cobalt wind
strong mauve
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UH

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UH

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I CAST FIREBALL

mint oracle
cobalt wind
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Wambo died for our sins

strong mauve
lethal thistle
stable river
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When this post gonna die ffs..

strong mauve
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here

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let me just

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I CAST LIGHTNING BOLT

mint oracle
cobalt wind
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I cast dancing

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There problem solved

strong mauve
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UH

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I THJINK I ACCIDENTLY HIT JOHN NANOTRASEN WITH THE LIGHTNINGBOLT

lethal thistle
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Are you sure you have a casting licence from the wizards union?

strong mauve
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uh

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are you a

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security

strong mauve
mint oracle
strong mauve
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OH

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SHIT A ZOMBIE

mint oracle
mint oracle
strong mauve
lethal thistle
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Concerned cargotech sounds

mint oracle
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Dead: no respect for the undead...

strong mauve
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lemme just drag this body to cargo and

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I CAST REVIVE

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wait john NT and thine i just realized

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we still need to find wambo's coffin

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I HAVE

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AN IDEA

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I have ordered wambo's coffin

stable river
lethal thistle
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I'm concerned for the integrity of my ship every moment I stand in the same sector as this unlicensed wizard

stable river
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Only in Monolith bud..

strong mauve
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hey thine

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guess what

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@lethal thistle

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I CAST BLOWETHUPETH YOUR SHIP CONSOLE

lethal thistle
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Goddamnit!

mint oracle
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When are we doing the funeral?

strong mauve
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i think thine's ship had the funeral suppiles

faint cradle
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necroposting for Wambo.

lean yew
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dead wambo theory

faint cradle
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CC has Wambo's genetic code in case they die or get wiped.

CC needs a Wambo.

mint oracle
faint cradle
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Wambo would be totally cool with having their brain sucked out and uploaded into an ADS core

mint oracle
stable river
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LET THIS POST DIED IN PEACE

mint oracle
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Damn the lights a flickering...

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Might be a ghost or faulty wires

cobalt wind
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Yea so let's capture a wyvern, they free in the sector clueless

strong mauve
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YO GUYS

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I FOUND THIS AI CORE

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WANNA SHOVE WAMBO IN

mint oracle
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eating sounds huh we were supposed to leave the brain?

mint path
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Wambo lives?

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Right on!

stable river
mint oracle
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oh my... I tripped then turned Wambo's brain into a cake... Tastes good though....

faint cradle
mint path
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never

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WAMBO LIVES

faint cradle
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This post shall never die.

frail sigil
faint cradle
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WAMBO cloning pods; ensure that your station always has a Wambo ready for duty.

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just dont tell about the cloning project.

stable river
lean yew
strong mauve
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oh. UH. VATA. I BROKE ONE OF THE WAMBO CLONING PODS

faint cradle
faint cradle
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all will be Wambo.

faint cradle
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oh god

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imagine

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someone kidnaps wambo and makes clones of wambo

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this cant go horribly wrong

stable river
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Evil wambo spawn

mint path
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I love the tradition that now exists of just hitting this post with a necro of everyone couple of weeks

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Wambo lives! Wambo has died! Long live wambo

strong mauve
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VATA. GET OUTTA THERE. im grenading the wambo and chimera mix

mint path
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"shit. Is that a grenade?! Get the research out fast!"

The sound of footsteps and hardsuit helmets being activated can be heard echoing down the halls

faint cradle
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We ended up making "Horatio" only its Wambo

strong mauve
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hey vata. a ship is about to crash into the wambo cloning center

stable river
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Why tf you guys rping in here?!

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😭

lean yew
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wambo combo

strong mauve
mint path
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"this is is CLEAR SKY 1. We have the sample. Moving a secure site. The work will continue. Wambo lives"

mint path
stable river
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😭

strong mauve
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I HAVE MADE A FRANKENSTEIN WAMBO

strong mauve
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HIT IT

mint path
strong mauve
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THAT'S THE EXPLODE ALL JANITORS LEVER!

mint path
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"ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES!"

strong mauve
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explodes

mint path
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A shame. But your research will not die with you!

strong mauve
faint cradle
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i imagine Wambo: "WAMBO DID NOT ASK FOR ANY OF THIS!!!!!!" screams!

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FIVE. HUNDRED. WAMBO's.

stable river
mint oracle
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Can we have cake at Wambo's funeral?

strong mauve
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HEY UH

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wmabo's alive

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my dude

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should i call off the people i called to kill wambo

meager terrace
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Valetslop

copper swallow
stable river
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THE FUCKIN TWO DAYS! I THOUGHT THIS WILL BE DEATH FR 😭

copper swallow
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It will never die.

stable river
copper swallow
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This media post should be PINNED!!

faint cradle
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Wambo never asked to be immortal.

It was thrust upon Wambo.

faint cradle
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the thread is now Valetslop
desperate
to die

meager terrace
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Wambo will not die as long as my bodycam is off

faint cradle
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We rebuilt Wambo from gibs

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Wambocop 2.

strong mauve
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the wambo is DEAD again

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i accidently hit him with my ship

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someone needs to animate this thread

meager terrace
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Wambo cannot die!

strong mauve
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i already hit him with the ship giles

meager terrace
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Just need to scoop enough of him together, MD can fix him

strong mauve
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oh neat ship self destruct button

copper swallow
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wambo..

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wake up

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youve got a sector to glass

stable river
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NOOO NOT AGAIN

copper swallow
meager terrace
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At this rate we gotta add a Wambo plush ingame

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You poke it and it just begs to be put out of its misery

copper swallow
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bountiing that shit rn

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make this post canon lore godo

cobalt wind
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Yes

meager terrace
faint cradle
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Wambo will never die.

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Never

strong mauve
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thats it

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im killing this thread the only way i know how

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NUCLEAR BOMBING WAMBO

copper swallow
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Parried.

faint cradle
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amazing

mint oracle
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Ouch what the hell

stable river
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At this point im just gonna act positively so you guys will get bored quicker sofuckingscared

mint path
faint cradle
copper swallow
stable river
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Wait thats not positive BUT WHATEVER WHY IT KEEPS GOING AAHH

copper swallow
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you shall get admin perms

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this post

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has been alive

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for so long

stable river
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That bcs yall keep necroposting this! 😭

copper swallow
stable river
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It keeps farming stars because its always on top of the damn feed everytime yall replying things 😭

copper swallow
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youre our community pillar unamused

stable river
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I JUST LARP AS A DAMN GUIDE

copper swallow
stable river
copper swallow
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AAAAAA

meager terrace
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HE IS THE MESSIAH

cobalt wind
faint cradle
meager terrace
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@gusty hamlet

gusty hamlet
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what

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oh i know this guy

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guess he's the messiah

faint cradle
frail sigil
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WAMBO RAAAA

faint cradle
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this started as "desperate to survive"

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now it cannot die

cobalt wind
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In the grimdarkness of 41st millennium, wambo the valet sit upon the golden throne in colossus station

strong mauve
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i will keep this post alive

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you cannot stop me wambo

mint oracle
stable river
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Yes just keep glazing this

meager terrace
mint path
faint cradle
cobalt wind
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Deep Wambo lore, wambo is a son of a shepherd.

faint cradle
copper swallow
faint cradle
eternal burrow
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So we're starting a valet faction based around worshipping wambo right? Lighting candles before each sacred transport duty in his honor

meager terrace
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Yeeeees

stable river
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No..

faint cradle
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you cannot stop the

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WAMBO WAVE

eternal burrow
copper swallow
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Were watching…

stable river
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Guess its Time for me to write an appeal on the frontier then 😡

faint cradle
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Casts Spell: "Thread Ressurection"

mint path
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WAMBO LIVES

copper swallow
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Nope

meager terrace
faint cradle
meager terrace
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I love our Valet faction

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Glory to Wambo

stable river
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Wtf is valet faction🥀

faint cradle
meager terrace
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Wambo never dies

mint path
faint cradle
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"Are you an NPC?" clueless

stable river
faint cradle
strong mauve
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i refuse to let this die

faint cradle
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we are Wamboguardâ„¢

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We should make this a company

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add in the lore hilariously enough Wambo had no say in it, it just existed in his honor

strong mauve
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someone needs to draw this

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lol

stable river
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Im gonna be more hostile to yall😡 and I'm already done it with @meager terrace yesterday at general chat 🔪!!

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Dont you think im scared to all of this!

faint cradle
lean yew
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wambo ‘never dies’ Wave

copper swallow
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You cant do this to us…

lean yew
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LISAN AL WAMBO

stable river
copper swallow
stable river
cobalt wind
mint oracle
faint cradle
stable river
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FINALLY YALL FEEL THREATEN!

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THAT'S RIGHT NOW NO MORE WAMBO THIS AND THAT!

stable river
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If this post died i can finally larp in peace..😌

copper swallow
strong mauve
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wambo this is like

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a piece of history right here

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i would NOT

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delete it

stable river
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History..? HISTORY?!

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THIS IS ALL BUT A FANTASY

eternal burrow
stable river
meager terrace
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We will make the Wambo Official Fanclub

sullen coral
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Don't worry guys
I screenshotted the post so we can revive it if they ever decide to try deleting it :)

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Oh also Wambo is now infested :3

copper swallow
stable river
mint oracle
copper swallow
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its him, John wambo

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stable river
copper swallow
copper swallow
copper swallow
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The time has come..

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May this post rest for eternety…

lean yew
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NUH HUH

stable river
faint cradle
stable river
meager terrace
meager terrace
mint oracle
strong mauve
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wambo

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i know the perfect way to get you to not delete this thread

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I CAST. HANDUS SWAPPIS

stable river
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clowned YOU WITH WHAT MAGIC? IN THE END YOU ARE ALL STILL POWERLESS TO STOP ME!

eternal burrow
copper swallow
lean yew
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LIQUID

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BWHAHAHAHAAGAHZH

stable river
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WHAT?

copper swallow
mint oracle
sullen coral
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I think Wambo got his wish, he has indeed survived. But now, he's desperate to die.

meager terrace
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We love our Wambo

mint oracle
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Wambo made a deal with the devil

faint cradle
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chatkill

meager terrace
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That chat never dies

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Wambo keeps us alive.

stable river