#The Murderous Mad Space Janitor Goblin

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tall canyon
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  • Be me, Alicia Hall
  • Spawn as USSP cos need more hours and to check out if rumours of murderhobo'ing are true + possibly keep that from happening
  • Join a bunch of USSP and the rogue commander who is there for some reason
  • Their plan is apparently to get a bunch of Europas n fight the TSF
  • Roll with it cos lmao
  • Fast forward to getting an Europa
  • Hear agitated muttering on it
  • Open the break room
  • Weirdass mass muttering goblin janitor is there
  • Doesn't speak, just mutters a lot like a gremlin and cleans the ship
  • We are all very and extremly confused but accept him
  • All goes fine until the mad space janitor gets a combat knife
  • Imediate stabbing spree
  • We corner him in the engine room, the Pirate Captain goes into close quarters
  • Gets stabbed a bunch but Mad Jani hits a HV wire
  • Handcuffed n shot
  • We revive him
  • His health alarm goes off imediately leaking Rogue Hideout
  • LOOC says that his character hates the USSP (it was actually cool rp so we were chill w it ooc)
  • We end up tossing him out an airlock once extremly agitated muttering and chanting get extremly annoyin
  • I cryo soon after due to eepi
  • And that's the tale of the murderous mad space jani gobbo
low forge
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I didnt toss him out a airlock silly! his implanter leaked the hideout location so a medical ship came and I gave him to them

low forge
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but the orit had trouble docking so it looked like I tossed him out a airlock

tall canyon
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Lmao

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I mean even more hilarious now

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O btw you are...Merian?

low forge
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I was Artyom

tall canyon
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Gotcha

low forge
tall canyon
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Ye pardon

low forge
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xD

tall canyon
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Not

Good with names

viscid plume
low forge
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tell it to @royal lichen

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xD

upper oriole
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a bit of harrsion lives in everyone