Matchmaking

[bitter bay]

oh

oof

[lunar grotto]

Communication error?

[carmine thorn]

Was there a mass dc?

[vale moth]

on my sceen many people are running into walls lol

I think so?

I'm still in the lobby though

[wraith hemlock]

XP

[bitter bay]

I am on loading

[carmine thorn]

Im still on the room but the loading is taking forever

[vale moth]

nvm

[bitter bay]

for match to start

[vale moth]

I got kicked LOL

[bitter bay]

oh

[wraith hemlock]

Me too

[bitter bay]

I'm in

[carmine thorn]

I'm in

[vale moth]

same code?

[light arrow]

Are rooms open?

[vale moth]

NOW I CANT JOIN BECAUSE ITS FULL

[light arrow]

[wraith hemlock]

Me either😭

[olive aspen]

4bit is the new host btw lol

Since I got kicked

[bitter bay]

lag is really bad here

[olive aspen]

Idk what’s causing it tbh

[bitter bay]

sakurai's fault

[olive aspen]

I guess someone has a poor wifi rn </3 Hopefully air riders will be slightly more stable by the release

[tough phoenix]

Gg

BRB

You guys can start without me

[olive aspen]

It’s so laggy 😭 😭 what happened

[bitter bay]

room has 1 space left

[olive aspen]

Vibbin is our new owner

[scarlet lily]

I JUST JOINED 😭

[olive aspen]

Oh

LOL

That’s so funny

[bitter bay]

LOL

[olive aspen]

I wonder what chooses the paddock master????????

[light arrow]

I am here

[olive aspen]

Whoever that joined last???????

[carmine thorn]

Maybe random?

[light tide]

https://tenor.com/view/late-night-yap-gif-3415675965781291537

didnt see the caption oops

[scarlet lily]

I joined in the paddock and it immediately told me I was the new owner lol

[olive aspen]

Congrats!

[bitter bay]

bruh

new record!
loses

sorry for killing someone

😭

[olive aspen]

It’s okay Gigi, I killed 11 people in one round of the city trial earlier

[bitter bay]

SECOND PLACE BY 1 POINT

[scarlet lily]

[olive aspen]

Never apologize for killing someone 💪

[bitter bay]

kills magolor

[olive aspen]

It’s their fault they walked into you!

[carmine thorn]

Over 4000 vs ddd points

[lucid arch]

Why is the paddock full

[tough phoenix]

I will wait for a full paddock

[olive aspen]

You can start without me

[tough phoenix]

K

[olive aspen]

Whenever is hosting

[tough phoenix]

It was me lol

[bitter bay]

0 kills lol

[tough phoenix]

I only got 22 patches in total

Worst game of city trial I have ever seen played

[oblique copper]

please ping me if theres a spot open i just got back online

[bitter bay]

got my first all patch but my stats suck still 😭

ugh meant to pick drag race

[tough phoenix]

Gg

[bitter bay]

I wanted to try to retire but I had too much HP lol

[olive aspen]

That was the world’s most mid sky fall

[bitter bay]

gonna leave for this one

[olive aspen]

@oblique copper last min slide in?

[oblique copper]

im in a stadium atm

will be there asap

joining....

come on load faster dammit

im gonna restart and see if it works

AUGHHH

wait

im in

i think

please god let there be time for one more round

YES

[tough phoenix]

349 on high jump that disgusting

[oblique copper]

1 more round please before it closes

[tough phoenix]

Btw

Does anyone now what the condition are for the secret island to spawn

[oblique copper]

no clue

i just got onto it before this

it was cool

welp

this is it, luigi

whoever broke my wing star

is going to pay

awe fuck me 2 paper stars

[tough phoenix]

I win my last game nice

[oblique copper]

im mad

i had it all man

and they took it away the last second

[tough phoenix]

Did it say who killed you

[oblique copper]

i dont remember

[tough phoenix]

I think it might have been me

[oblique copper]

im holding back a SCALDING insult /lh

[tough phoenix]

No hard feeling man

[wraith hemlock]

Won my Last match

[tough phoenix]

Same

[oblique copper]

i mean hey at least i got to see the island

that was fun

[fossil marsh]

Fun as per usual

[vale moth]

GGs everyone!

[fossil marsh]

I kinda wish certain item balacing was adjusted

im seeing way too many invincibles and not enough Pills or time bombs

[bitter wedge]

Ppl who played air ride how do you get good

[fossil marsh]

um

hunt for patches

and also play around with different machines find out which you like best

[stable jolt]

luck

[fathom pasture]

Hey does anyone want to squad up in Kirby and the Amazing Mirror?

Hello? Anyone?

[sharp harbor]

I plugged my ethernet cable so I better not see one more "Connection error" despite never dropping a single wifi bar 😭

[hollow talon]

I'll be sure to play at 00:00

[fathom pasture]

Does anyone…still want to play… amazing mirror…?

[fathom pike]

Please don't try to ping everyone here

[fathom pasture]

Ok

Just wanted to play amazing mirror

Have a good day 🙂

[fathom pike]

Hope you can find someone to play with!

[olive aspen]

In case the Nintendo doesn’t post this solution within the next session!!
If you preordered the digital version of Air Riders (and pre-downloaded them) and haven’t received the hat option in the demo, there is easy solution to fix the issue!

Reinsert the virtual game card for the demo on your Switch 2!!

[sharp harbor]

I was wondering where my cowboy hat was 😔

[fossil marsh]

strangely got my hats when I first downloaded it

[sharp harbor]

Hand them over 🫴

( I saw you wearing the chef's hat lool )

[carmine thorn]

This worked for me!

[hollow talon]

Who's opening the next lobby

[stable jolt]

you

[hollow talon]

[hollow talon]

If I leave would that mean the lobby dies

I'm only playing for 2 hours or so

[stable jolt]

yukkuri is again im pretty sure, lol
but idk what happens if lobby owner leaves

[olive aspen]

I got kicked from lobby and it just reassigned random person

You can manually close the lobby as well

I’m mainly in the lobby to make sure they don’t accidentally close from no one in the lobby 😭

[hollow talon]

The lobby

[bitter wedge]

God I’m nervous I won’t get in

[sharp harbor]

5 minutess

[stable jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/toddlers-and-tiaras-big-grin-excited-girl-giddy-smile-gif-25584914

[scarlet lily]

I sure hope it wasnt to the person who just joined in the paddock or anything that would be crazzyyy

[olive aspen]

Opening the paddock soon, but if anyone else wants to host them, I can add them to my pin message as well

Mainly speaking because there’s gonna be more than 16 people lol

[hollow talon]

3 minutes

Waiting for the moment the code is posted

[bitter wedge]

[sharp harbor]

Waddle dee sees Snooter has multiple cavities

[stable jolt]

ok im not making it in first thing lol
i neglected to eat bcs "naaaaah im not hungry I'll be fine" and lo and behold:

[fervent haven]

so where's the code?

[olive aspen]

lol

[fervent haven]

[olive aspen]

Opening room is

*now

[loud sorrel]

snooter needs to go to the deentist

[lunar grotto]

code?

[olive aspen]

<@&1435276092549103829> Anyone is welcomed! Feel free to join!!

Room 1 (Hangout):
Paddock ID: 6FCB3F
Password: 5586

Room 2 (Voice Chat):
Paddock ID: Q5T7G1
Password: 2255

[hollow talon]

86!

[scarlet lily]

86 hehehe

[hollow talon]

I'm in

[warm trench]

I look away for five seconds and then suddenly a bunch of air riders stuff happens 🤣

Was just about to go to sleep

[fervent haven]

hop off the crown wtf

[loud sorrel]

We Are All Daroach

[fervent haven]

bunch of kirby drones who preordered smh

[wraith hemlock]

Got my Headwear✊🏿

[wraith hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/ufo-kirby-kirby-nightmare-in-dream-land-charging-laser-gif-23083751

[loud sorrel]

darn it the horns don't make daroach go bald

[potent pivot]

it got full right away oh god

[wraith hemlock]

Dang the room filled instantly😭

[sour narwhal]

it's full already??? dang

[dusky osprey]

second room that opened up
paddock ID:0B0SY9
Password:8568

[split magnet]

Paddock ID: P3LDSL

DM if you want an invite to the VC 👍🏻

[dusky osprey]

feel free to join mine

[stable jolt]

in second room

it doesnt seem like anyone else is joinig 🤷‍♂️

[dusky osprey]

if you want to

[sour narwhal]

I am

[dusky osprey]

you're joining or you're in?

[sour narwhal]

im joining

[jade junco]

Paddock ID: NV8XVY

If anyone wants to join!

[sour narwhal]

just had to get food rq

[stable jolt]

same actually LOL, mmmmh shephards pie

[olive aspen]

I’m in love with Interdimensional alt Magolor with chef hat

[fervent haven]

excuse me

[stable jolt]

ur excused

[light arrow]

.06 seconds w

[hollow talon]

Roachda

[loud sorrel]

starman looks so silly in hats

[hollow talon]

Yukkcooker

Chef Magolor

[sour narwhal]

...dang it
everyone started already

[olive aspen]

I know what Im gonna draw in near future....

(I'm making food as we speak)

[fervent haven]

i somehow got 0 hp

[loud sorrel]

squishy 🥹 i found you

[stable jolt]

gg

[dusky osprey]

okay my game is over and the room is open again

[hollow talon]

Very tight drag race, gg

[woeful mist]

I'm going to do a few public City Trial rounds.

[stable jolt]

why yall making 3 seperate city trials

[dusky osprey]

well I made one after the first one got too crowded

[olive aspen]

LOL

THE MAGOLOR

[tame crescent]

:ICANT:

[loud sorrel]

starman is confused /j

[stable jolt]

not room, city trials. the room you made had like 3 city trials being opened

[tame crescent]

whoever alex is

join our match

[hollow talon]

That hat is way too big for Magolor

[olive aspen]

what the hell

knuckle joe looks SO SMALL

[fervent haven]

the hair does a lot for him

[loud sorrel]

knuckle joe in the cowboy hat 😭

[olive aspen]

shoot the uh

its smoking

I will return

[tame crescent]

lesgo

[olive aspen]

(I just got myself nauseous from walking around paddock LOL)

[stable jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/oopy-goopy-hsr-leaks-leaks-hsr-oopie-goopie-hsr-tribbie-gif-13366319736342161567

[worthy solstice]

Go join my paddock room: GXFW21

[glad hearth]

M463FL for my paddock

[olive aspen]

Eating lunch while staring at Magolor sleeping in paddock is fun

[jade junco]

CWXV6W
Free to join!

[tame cave]

oops didnt mean to send lets start maybe we should wait for more

but ee could do a quick match

we

[hollow talon]

I hate how choppy the wifi is in this game

Wouldn't let me switch to the fucking chariot

[fervent haven]

yeah it was relaly bad for me that match

[stable jolt]

rejoining i got kicked sorry

[hollow talon]

Air Riders wifi

[median harness]

If anyone wants to join mine,
The id is GR58P5
The code is 1984

[stable jolt]

where the heck is evryone

[olive aspen]

everyone got kicked loool

[stable jolt]

EVERYONE?

[olive aspen]

well like 5 people

[stable jolt]

the lobby i was in was lobby 2

[olive aspen]

oh rip

lobby 1 exploded

[median harness]

Just move to mine

[stable jolt]

darn, and its full again already

[olive aspen]

added your room to the pin

[stable jolt]

1984 😭

[median harness]

Ok

[median harness]

Me when the lag

[misty charm]

How the lobby going?

[olive aspen]

its laggy as per usual

[median harness]

Im waiting for people to join mine

[misty charm]

Im stuck at work for another 3 and a half hours

[bitter wedge]

Join room 2

[stable jolt]

per usual?? it was laggy last time?

[olive aspen]

Im enjoying my lunch

[sour narwhal]

WHY

[stable jolt]

is it room 2 or 3 thats bumpin now bcs im in 3

[olive aspen]

It was pretty bad lol

[stable jolt]

i rejoined 2 and it was dead

[bitter wedge]

It’s alive

[misty charm]

Oh guys you will never believe it

[stable jolt]

welp im already in 3

[bitter wedge]

What’s 3

[misty charm]

Not counting times where everyone or half the lobby disconnected, i didnt disconnect a single time last session

It felt so nice

[glad hearth]

any rooms?

[olive aspen]

check pins

[woeful mist]

Hey dumb question, is anyone else using a lan cable?

[jovial chasm]

I love getting stuck on the joining paddock screen

[sour narwhal]

I was CERTAIN I'd be able to make it to the secret island this time why did both players kill me 😭

[median harness]

#1150961074468818944 message

[young snow]

metalmargatroid#0 - #Matchmaking

If anyone wants to join mine,
The id is GR58P5
The code is 1984

Quoted by metalmargatroid#0 • [384379378299305986] · Nov 16, 2025, 12:32 AM

[stable jolt]

marga im rejoining 2, sorry 🥀

[tame cave]

anyone have a not full but paddock with still some people

[olive aspen]

Room 3

Here’s the current on going paddock

#1150961074468818944 message

[young snow]

yukkuri73#0 - #Matchmaking

<@&1435276092549103829> Anyone is welcomed! Feel free to join!!

Room 1:
Paddock ID: 6FCB3F
Password: 5586

Room 2:
Paddock ID:0B0SY9
Password:8568

Room 3:
Paddock ID: GR58P5
Password: 1984

Quoted by yukkuri73#0 • [388838595429138442] · Nov 16, 2025, 12:01 AM

[stable jolt]

did everyone just get kicked from 2 again

[fervent haven]

got 137 patches let's go

[stable jolt]

nice hat magolor

[scarlet lily]

me when I have a flying build but no flying minigames

[hollow talon]

I hate the choppiness

It ruins PvP

[fervent haven]

it actually was better on my end this time

[hollow talon]

Can't do nothing when everyone is teleporting in a second god knows where

[fervent haven]

i was at least getting the powerups when i landed on them

lol

[hollow talon]

Bah I'm getting a drink

[misty charm]

I think most of the lag is cause the room hosts are in faraway countries compared to most the players

Iirc yukkuri is in japan and marga is in Australia

[olive aspen]

I’m in US rn

[misty charm]

Oh

[fervent haven]

what if i'm in japan rn

[median harness]

Im from america actually

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭

[jovial chasm]

I'm on Saturn

[olive aspen]

I’m on magoland

[fervent haven]

magoland wifi is ass!!

[tame cave]

im on the Little Big Planet

[misty charm]

~~Didnt you literally say yesterdy you were in Australia ~~ wait no that was aurum

[olive aspen]

Sorry 😭 😭 I travel between Japan and America often and I’m currently in America to finish my fall semester

[median harness]

Hm

[misty charm]

Well i tried to rationalize nso but it simply sucks ass

[stable jolt]

vampire is actually cracked

[median harness]

Actually im joining room 2

[woeful mist]

Wait how many of you all are on wireless?

[stable jolt]

me

[glad hearth]

what's everyone doing in room 1?

[stable jolt]

just destoryed some cpus lol

[bitter bay]

oh right it is back

does yukkuri room have room

[olive aspen]

Me and Aeon enjoying our time falling off the couch

[stable jolt]

nah last i checked lol

[bitter bay]

oh there's 3 now

[glad hearth]

ok

[bitter bay]

ping me if your room ends up opening up a space, I'm a bit tired and I would rather play with people I know if I do play lol

[olive aspen]

Okayyyy

[tame cave]

how do you get hats?

[olive aspen]

There’s like 5 people waiting to get in so it’s pretty competitive 😭 😭

[woeful mist]

You preorder the game

[stable jolt]

preorder digitally

[tame cave]

oh

[olive aspen]

You need to preorder and download digital version of air riders

[jovial chasm]

Gotta wait for someone to have a random wifi outage and get disconnected

[fervent haven]

gigi pls join

[hollow talon]

Tied for first, the drink strat worked

[bitter bay]

is there room though lol

[fervent haven]

idk lol

[bitter bay]

😭

[olive aspen]

No lol

It’s filled again

[bitter bay]

why do paddocks in test don't have limit of 32 like full game

[hollow talon]

What does the vampire star even do btw

[fervent haven]

ok i thought it was weird bc i remembered it being 32

[dull garnet]

has a auto attack that gives you buffs

[bitter bay]

32 is full game only

[dull garnet]

also steals copy abilities & items it says

[misty charm]

Idk, but 32 is going to be day 1 update only

[hollow talon]

16 bit video game!

[misty charm]

Even fresh out of the box limit is 16

[tame crescent]

wait really?

[olive aspen]

Try again in like 5-6 min because city trial just started and people sometime leaves after

[tame crescent]

they had to add that in the day 1 update? lol

[olive aspen]

32 paddock is full game yeah

[misty charm]

Yeah, lemme see if i can find proof but there was an astetix when sakurai talked about 32 lobbies

[olive aspen]

It’s in the website

[dull garnet]

trying to prevent early birds breaking release date from getting in on the game

[olive aspen]

Online > 16
Actual game > 32

[misty charm]

I meant proof that 32 was day 1 update only, not just full game

But its probably still on that same website

[stable jolt]

yall STOLE my vampire star TWICE

[tame cave]

so apparently diff color Kirbys have diff specials

[misty charm]

Yep

[tame cave]

blues special is snowball mode thing

[stable jolt]

you ruined the 100 for me 😭

[sour narwhal]

dang 💀

[misty charm]

Yellow has crash, red has burning

[stable jolt]

blue has snowbowl

[fervent haven]

i think my game just froze

lmao

[hollow talon]

IT FROZE LLBAHAAHANAHAHA

[misty charm]

Deserved?

[fervent haven]

please don't tell me everyone in room 1 just died?

[stable jolt]

And yea blue kirby does that

[fervent haven]

uh

[hollow talon]

Lukabazukas defeat is permanently igrained into the game's memory

[fervent haven]

man i was doing really well too

[hollow talon]

Btw who's Luka

[jovial chasm]

How does the net code somehow seem worse than last time

And I got disconnected

[hollow talon]

Yeah it really does feel worse

I'm stuck in place

[fervent haven]

do i need to turn the game off or something

if it bans me for 30m i stg 😭

[misty charm]

Obv its cause the entire last weekend all the data they collected was me disconnecting a million times

[stable jolt]

errmmm have u tried turning it off and on again

[jovial chasm]

Bro it just kicked everyone from the match 😭

[misty charm]

So they improved the netcode for me and me alone

[fervent haven]

wait what

[hollow talon]

Glad Sakurai upgraded to KFC WiFi

The old McDonald's wasn't doing it

[fervent haven]

bro used the free magolor wifi :ICANT:

[bitter bay]

oh is this why I'm trying to join paddock but stuck lol

[hollow talon]

Is anyone still stuck in the round

[fervent haven]

i am

[hollow talon]

It won't let me out

[fervent haven]

i'm still at 37 seconds left

the screen just froze

[bitter bay]

I cursed the paddock

[hollow talon]

Defeated Lukabazuka!

[fervent haven]

but i hear sounds

man

i think we just gotta close the game

[hollow talon]

I hear Magolors car spinning

[fervent haven]

but i swear it's gonna kick us out

[hollow talon]

Beautiful stuff

[jovial chasm]

The first room has 2 slots open now I guess

[bitter bay]

nah I can't join the paddock

[fervent haven]

it's taking forever to close too wtf

[misty charm]

3 more hours till i can join

[bitter bay]

I get stuck trying to join

oh I'm in

[hollow talon]

McDonald's

[fervent haven]

it just crashed

[jovial chasm]

I love Nintendo netcode

[fervent haven]

"There was a problem, and the software needed to close."

[bitter bay]

says 12 people here

[deft lily]

I’ll Just Wait For A New Lobby I Guess.

[fervent haven]

bro this shit is ass lmao

[bitter bay]

sakurai fix your game

[fervent haven]

i never had any problems in the first one

[misty charm]

Considering everyones started working again at once, i guess the person having the mega issue closes the game

[jovial chasm]

It had like zero issues last time wtf is happening now

[hollow talon]

Back in

[oblique copper]

Yknow I used to play only magolor but now I’ve tried meta knight and I LOVE meta knight

[fervent haven]

wow i managed to enter somehow

GIGI IS HERE

[misty charm]

Even with everyone now having billion issues, this is STILL an improvement for me

[fervent haven]

sakurai tailoring online to pugie alone 🔥

[misty charm]

Based

[oblique copper]

I haven’t had too many problems

[hollow talon]

Cowboy Meta Knight and Magolor will have a western showdown

[bitter bay]

yeah LOL I managed to join after the mass crash 😭

[misty charm]

Sakurai is hosting the air riders servers off of my home wifi

Hes in my house rn

[olive aspen]

There was Mass crash?? LOL

[hollow talon]

Think so

[misty charm]

One might even say

[deft lily]

My WiFi Is 90/50 So I Know I’m Doing Alright.

[hollow talon]

Truly a Kirbys mass attack

[misty charm]

A mass attack

[hollow talon]

Neheheh

[misty charm]

Anyways back to work i go

See yall in 3 hours

[fervent haven]

someone's dying again

[hollow talon]

INFINITE LOADING SCREEN

[fervent haven]

please don't be me

[oblique copper]

Yay loading

[sour narwhal]

god dang it

[stable jolt]

19 turn 🔥

[sour narwhal]

the ONE time I make it to the secret island someone's already there

[hollow talon]

holy fuck

[stable jolt]

hellooooooo big battle

[olive aspen]

lol the notification section was funny with bunch of people leaving 😭

[hollow talon]

I got booted out

[tame crescent]

LOL

[stable jolt]

oh i likey big battle

[tame crescent]

IM SORRY WHOEVER I KILLED THE LAST MINUTE

[bitter bay]

it is very laggy

[hollow talon]

Why am I the only one who got the boot

[glad hearth]

this game is fun btw, didn't get to play last weekend

[stable jolt]

zlaker what lobby r u in

[hollow talon]

I'm genuinely annoyed

The connection is horrible today

[tame crescent]

im in lobby 2

[olive aspen]

It’s fine on my end today

[stable jolt]

z[star icon]?

[tame crescent]

ye

[lunar grotto]

Who has the potato WiFi?

[hollow talon]

Yukkuri can you jump

I'm trying to test something

[lunar grotto]

Cause this amount of dcs is unusual

[fervent haven]

bro what was going on that match

[oblique copper]

I. Love. Meta knight

[woeful mist]

It’s fine for me too.

[tame crescent]

last one for me

[oblique copper]

Uh

[fervent haven]

it never let me swap vehicles

[bitter bay]

oh I'm stuck

nvm

[fervent haven]

and when i entered the dustup derby nothing happened

[oblique copper]

SIXTEEN FLIGHT

[olive aspen]

Oh

Sure

[oblique copper]

SHIT

[hollow talon]

Thanks

Alright it doesn't seem to be my end

This stupid jukebox stills isn't playing

[oblique copper]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[jovial chasm]

Okay I got completely gypped out of 100

[oblique copper]

I hate target flight actually

[fervent haven]

lmao i won with compact star 😭

[bitter bay]

lol

[olive aspen]

Gotta wait for the actual game </3

[sour narwhal]

oh

yeah it just dc'd me

[oblique copper]

I think it’s cute how sometimes a machine will drive up to you if you don’t have one, like ‘oh no! They’re left without a machine! I have to SAVE THE DAY!’

[fervent haven]

rip

i actually got stuck in a situation once where i couldn't leave without a vehicle otherwise

it was down in the spider nest, there were no other vehicles around and you can't leave without a machine afaik

[hollow talon]

Yeah

[olive aspen]

Yeah you can’t because they all require machine to go up or move off 😭 😭

[fervent haven]

i thought i was screwed lmao

[hollow talon]

It wouldn't let me touch a vehicle and then I got the boot

Who tf is using the burger king free wifi

[bitter bay]

daroach with hats looks so stupid

[olive aspen]

I saw someone getting stuck in there for entire minute of city trial

[hollow talon]

Yeah

[jovial chasm]

Should we start blaming the host wifi

[olive aspen]

WHAT

[oblique copper]

I’m Australian sorry

[olive aspen]

My WiFi is fine 😭 😭

[tame crescent]

i got smoked

[olive aspen]

I just know quick match seems to be less laggy than paddock

[stable jolt]

i think friendship ended with chariot..... vampire is new bestie-

[olive aspen]

A lot of people are mentioning it

[oblique copper]

I’ll leave next round and see if that fixes it

[stable jolt]

i lapped everyone 😭

[sour narwhal]

I wonder how many people can play on one switch

[patent acorn]

4

not in this demo though

[stable jolt]

demo is strictly one player 🥀

[woeful mist]

Maybe because the paddock is downgrading everyone to whomever has the weakest connection?

[olive aspen]

Isn’t random match also regional

It matches based on your region

[stable jolt]

does it?

[oblique copper]

I’m actually plenty of Japanese players

Match with

[woeful mist]

It should.

[oblique copper]

Christ speech gto text

[olive aspen]

And it’s possible that’s the case so everyone can stay connected
I don’t think it’s the host’s issue and I’m seeing this issue happen everywhere 😭

[stable jolt]

numerous japanese players in trench coat

[oblique copper]

I’m gonna leave after this and see if it improves 5e loading

Keep me updated

[hollow talon]

Meta Knight got meta height

[oblique copper]

He DOES

Infinite airtime

[fervent haven]

ill try one more and if it's still like this i'll probably just take a break

[hollow talon]

Mago Knight

[olive aspen]

Ew connection error didn’t let me join the trial

[oblique copper]

Is it still bad

[stable jolt]

i got 3rd FOR THAT?

[tame crescent]

lul

[stable jolt]

56 kills landing in 3rd is craaaazy

[tame crescent]

anyways ggs cya

[oblique copper]

So is the connection better now that I’ve left

[woeful mist]

Okay I haven’t had any connection issues yet

[bitter bay]

this lag man

[olive aspen]

141 power ups!

Not bad

Nvm this is mid

[patent acorn]

this isn't good

[olive aspen]

No battle stadium

[jovial chasm]

I think it just froze on me what the hell

[hollow talon]

Freezeframe

[bitter bay]

I'm still waiting lol

[fervent haven]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-waiting-gif-25962175

[lunar grotto]

Why is this happening

[oblique copper]

Has anyone else gotten the ‘matching: 0 seconds’ bug?

[hollow talon]

Fucking disgraceful

[lunar grotto]

It wasn’t like this this morning

[oblique copper]

In public lobbies

[fervent haven]

still frozen on end

[stable jolt]

hi deez

[hollow talon]

Why's it going terribly today

This is absolute dogshit

[fervent haven]

yeah i'm just gonna stop playing for now and try again in an hour or something

[hollow talon]

Worst game ever made

[bitter bay]

error noooo

[oblique copper]

Same. I’ve got shit I need to do

[hollow talon]

Nvm were back

[stable jolt]

dang he left

[patent acorn]

oh now it's here

[lunar grotto]

It was working just fine this morning

[jovial chasm]

Okay now I can play

[olive aspen]

That was the most headache gourmet race ever

[lunar grotto]

Why is it now that it’s behaving badly

[bitter bay]

I'm sad the game kicked me out because I had a decent powerup set 😭

[jovial chasm]

I'm blaming wifi and netcode

[fervent haven]

i'm gonna try a rando match

oops i didn't mean to use gooey

fuck :ICANT:

[patent acorn]

yay

[bitter bay]

too bad gooey time

[olive aspen]

Apparently this is happening to everyone worldwide that the match is very slow compared to yesterday

Well not match, just everything is slow

[hollow talon]

Sonic Chronicles Wifi

[tame crescent]

has the online been like this all session lol

[tame cave]

anyone hosting a paddock doing normal races

[olive aspen]

Yeah for today

[olive aspen]

Not available in demo

[tame crescent]

u can only play city trial lol

i remember experiencing some lag earlier in the morning

but nothing to the level of what u guys are going thru lol

[tame cave]

is air ride only availiable offline then?

[olive aspen]

I have not much issue on my end 😭

[stable jolt]

WHO IS BUCKETBIRD

[olive aspen]

Yeah air ride is only available offline during the demo

[tame cave]

aw

[stable jolt]

i just sniped someone while gliding 😭

[polar jungle]

Augh I’m so late for this one

[stable jolt]

theres multiple lobbies yusmi

[polar jungle]

Oooh on it!

[stable jolt]

lobby 2 is bumpin rn

[fervent haven]

ok so my random city trial game has been fine so idk

[stable jolt]

i think theres a few stadiums still wrapping up

[fervent haven]

also using the crown with gooey is so fun

king slime

[stable jolt]

ok whos lenny

[lunar grotto]

So what is going on that’s causing the lag if it’s non of us

[stable jolt]

starting

[fervent haven]

maybe they're trying something different idk

[dull garnet]

prob picking ppl based on closest proximity for randos

[jovial chasm]

Tank Star for skydive is rough 😭

[bitter bay]

dang I did bad

[hollow talon]

The wifis fault

Got third

[bitter bay]

I need still to get total champ with bandee or get retired

[hollow talon]

Mass Exodus

Did alot of people get booted or?

[jovial chasm]

We're down to 10 people now apparently

[bitter bay]

yeah

[olive aspen]

Everyone died 😭 😭

[jovial chasm]

7 CPUs 😭

[bitter bay]

so many CPUs wow

[onyx crater]

Gigi.

Gigi what is the password Gigi

[olive aspen]

Room 1

Check pin

[onyx crater]

I ACTUALLT GET TO BE IN??

[olive aspen]

We had mass wifi kill

😭 😭

[stable jolt]

dang, rude whoever hunted me odwn smh

[olive aspen]

And yeah my wifi seems fine I just saw

[fervent haven]

ofc leo joins after i leave :ICANT:

[onyx crater]

:(

[olive aspen]

Leo joins as soon as king and aeon left

Oh I’m nauseous now 😭 taking break

[onyx crater]

:(((

[rough delta]

I was unable to pick up any items for a while and got booted from the match for a communication error

[shrewd juniper]

Is the room full?

[stable jolt]

multiple rooms

[rough delta]

I'm in room 1

[shrewd juniper]

Joined room 1
2 was full and 3 dead

[tame crescent]

hi leo

[jovial chasm]

Paper Star is awesome when you don't die after being breathed on

[onyx crater]

hi zlaker ^_^

[bitter bay]

LEO

[shrewd juniper]

I think my top 3 machines is

1. Winged
2. Chariot
3. Shadow
   I want to try using vampire at least once

[onyx crater]

HI GIGI

[hollow talon]

Lets draw on Yukkuris face when he's sleeping

[patent acorn]

I think my last three stadiums have been also ones chosen by Gigi
all of them were combat focused ones too

[restive vale]

How many slots left?

[hollow talon]

Kill

[jovial chasm]

Push them off the couch

You're sleeping on the floor now

[tame crescent]

HE'S RUNNING AWAY

coward

oh

its starting

gl

[onyx crater]

city tr ial

[bitter bay]

lol

[hollow talon]

He faked sleep

[olive aspen]

WHAT

I LEFT FOR 30 SECONDS

Or more

[onyx crater]

we drew on your face

[hollow talon]

12 minutes

[bitter bay]

harassment

[keen agate]

man navigating for rooms is a mess, lol

[tame crescent]

bro its been 30 years

they made rtdl 2 on switch 3

[patent acorn]

Loading

[keen agate]

(shoulda done ping)

[olive aspen]

This is harassment just because I can’t play city trial every round

[hollow talon]

Almost as much time as it's taking for this game to load the second loading screen

[jovial chasm]

It do be loading though

[onyx crater]

i'm in the bathroom at walmart using the guest wifi btw

so expect lag

[tame crescent]

based

[patent acorn]

this explains a lot

[shrewd juniper]

Connection error

[hollow talon]

The second loading screen has loaded

[onyx crater]

GIGI

[hollow talon]

We're so back

[onyx crater]

IT'S BEEN LIKE FOUR YEARS

[tame crescent]

im playing on mcdonalds wifi

[onyx crater]

welcome back.

[tame crescent]

on mars

[bitter bay]

who is gigi

[tame crescent]

🔥

[stable jolt]

i got bullied hard that match lo

battery low smh

[keen agate]

FUCK

Dammit guys

[keen agate]

Shit no no no wait

[restive vale]

I was just setting up for when people return

[stable jolt]

leaving paddock for now, was fun yall

[polar jungle]

SEA U WERE HUNTING ME DOWN

[olive aspen]

Who has NAT type C, D, F

[restive vale]

Btw yuukuri did you know you can expand your fov by holding down on right stick?

[keen agate]

ourgh man

[onyx crater]

GIGI I WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU SO BAD

[bitter bay]

WHAT

[tame crescent]

there's some crazy lag here

[bitter bay]

WHY

[onyx crater]

i needed to recreate 2020

[bitter bay]

OH

LOL

[restive vale]

Walmort

[tame crescent]

oh ye

[onyx crater]

when i got the hydra and destroyed your machine and then we stopped playing city trial forever

[tame crescent]

[bitter bay]

I FORGOT

LOL

[keen agate]

Please let me hop on a car actually

[restive vale]

Leo are you actually on Walmart or is it a joke

[onyx crater]

it's a joke

i'm on my home wifi lmao

[restive vale]

Ok lol

[onyx crater]

oh wow i won yay!

[bitter bay]

I won but it was 1 vs 1 lol

ALMOST TOTAL CHAMP

[onyx crater]

No Contest

[keen agate]

PLEEAAAASE DON'T DENY ME MY CARS

[tame crescent]

my machine was trash for this

[onyx crater]

CPU3 killed kracko lmao

that was so funny

[tame crescent]

RIGHT

LOL

[bitter bay]

yeah LOL

[keen agate]

I have my switch right BESIDE the damn router

[onyx crater]

me when i forgot to register right away

thanks for spamming the emote lol

gigi you're getting this game at/close to launch yea?

we gotta do 100 laps top ride together sometime

[keen agate]

istg if i cant press y on this again

[loud sorrel]

taking a quick break brb

[bitter bay]

yeah I have preodered physical

[bitter bay]

YES

[hollow talon]

Gooey

[loud sorrel]

gooyeehaw is eeping

[dull garnet]

I live, is the room open?

Or filled already

Damb, still filled

[hollow talon]

Wow it disconnected again

I'm out

Not enjoying this at all

[jovial chasm]

I love communication errors

Sakurai intentionally sabotaged the netcode after last time because he realized he just made a Nintendo game with decent online

[hollow talon]

That's the things that's bugging me

Why was it 90% good last week?

Today it's like Brawl Wifi

[onyx crater]

this song is so good

[olive aspen]

That was

LAGGY

and I killed someone last second 😭

[keen agate]

no no no don't do this to me

NO NO NO- oh

[onyx crater]

total 67 patches

[restive vale]

That was unplayable

[tame crescent]

this was some ass lag

i got 24 patches

💀

[shrewd juniper]

The lag

[olive aspen]

Sorry Zlaker

That was me

😭

[tame crescent]

YOU KILLED ME

????

[restive vale]

Oh god

[tame crescent]

ban

[keen agate]

Oh hello leo

[shrewd juniper]

Got 27 patches i'm losing anything i play

[onyx crater]

hiya

[hollow talon]

Why does Nintendo insist on the most nonfunctional net coding

[jovial chasm]

I literally couldn't board any machines for a good while because of the lag

[restive vale]

Easy unfortunately

[onyx crater]

AUGH

nice catchup

[keen agate]

bulk star

[shrewd juniper]

Dyed in free fall lmao

[restive vale]

I swear it wasn’t this bad last week

[olive aspen]

Apparently I killed you from like opposite side of the city trial (I didn’t even see you once)

[onyx crater]

the humble time bomb

[olive aspen]

That was actually mid as hell

[tame crescent]

the thing is i didnt even see you

lol

HOW

91?????

[hollow talon]

I felt none of the high from last weekend

[olive aspen]

Apparently I killed a random Bandee in my screen??

And gooey?

And starman

[onyx crater]

i'm actually having fun this time around

[tame crescent]

i saw gigi chilling in the mall and i hit her

[onyx crater]

last weekend was miserable fsr 😔

[onyx crater]

BANIR ZLAKER

[tame crescent]

but i had a feeling it was lag

[olive aspen]

I think I killed Gigi on my screen

[restive vale]

Yeah it Gigi

[loud sorrel]

ok im back

[keen agate]

Bulk star is actually wild in this game

[loud sorrel]

gooyeehaw

[bitter bay]

I didn't die in the previous match at all what lol

[olive aspen]

No clue you died on my screen 😭

[tame crescent]

yeah

[restive vale]

Ok both bandee’s didn’t die

What the heck happened

[tame crescent]

netcode gave up today

lol

[olive aspen]

It was like last 15 seconds I killed Zlaker and Bandee and Bandee didn’t dropped anything

[restive vale]

Yeah it is really ass today

[onyx crater]

HI WMEX

[olive aspen]

It’s so bad 😭

[restive vale]

It was great last weekend

[olive aspen]

It’s almost unplayable

[restive vale]

What happen

[dull garnet]

Hei

[rough delta]

probably more people playing overloading servers

[jovial chasm]

If this keeps up I can only stomach so much of it

[bitter bay]

it's the hats

of course

[dull garnet]

Ooo this is rough

[bitter bay]

lol I'm stuck trying to join the derby 😭

[shrewd juniper]

Connection error!!!!!

[loud sorrel]

help

[jovial chasm]

I can't even pick up anything half the time

[bitter bay]

the derby was so funny

[keen agate]

I didnt get to kill anyone-

[patent acorn]

The lag is horrible

[tame crescent]

who did i kill during the wheelie segment 😭

[bitter bay]

I got a click

[restive vale]

I’m calling its quits

[tame crescent]

im so sorry lol

[onyx crater]

i went to the derby entry point, got in the circle, got stuck there, and then. i just drove off

[patent acorn]

I joined the derby but then got kicked out

[keen agate]

boss

[restive vale]

Same

[rough delta]

i hope it doesn't lag this bad in the full release

[shrewd juniper]

I'm just leaving lmao. The matches are barely playable anyways
Will play with everyone here again when i get the full game

[keen agate]

I gotta kill robo dedede at least once

[restive vale]

I doubt it

[patent acorn]

so many times I would pick up stats and then not

[restive vale]

This was the only time slot this bad

[onyx crater]

27 mph

i hope this isn't my fault 😢

THE MUSIC SPEEDING UP HELPPP

WHO IS THAT STARMAN IN AIR GLIDER

[jovial chasm]

Wtf

[onyx crater]

Guard

that was so funny

[olive aspen]

Killed Mecha dedede in 25 second that was fun

[bitter bay]

okay I think I will stop for now

[onyx crater]

byebye gigi

[keen agate]

DAMMIT SO CLOSEEEE

[patent acorn]

Bye

[onyx crater]

that was a lot of fun to play alongside you again after so long ^_^

[dull garnet]

lol that was awful

[loud sorrel]

bye gigi!

[onyx crater]

we gotta get together sometime and do some checklist together? :)

[olive aspen]

Yeah this is horrible

[keen agate]

online performance is icky

[olive aspen]

😭 😭

What happened this week lol

[tame crescent]

3am

[jovial chasm]

Yeah I'm only doing a few more if it stays like this

[tame crescent]

im going to bed

[onyx crater]

goodnight zlaker!

[tame crescent]

hopefully its better the next time

[jovial chasm]

I already have a headache and this is just making it worse

[tame crescent]

byeeeeeeee

[keen agate]

I had a REALLY nasty moment with a round prior

got footage of it, but I'll show it later

[bitter bay]

same, was fun playing, and sure!

[fervent haven]

Yeah the lag this session has been abysmal

I had 0 issues last week

[tame crescent]

i didnt have much issues last time

aka the one before this

this one decided to be terrible for no reason lol

[unkempt stratus]

Hey, Anyone wanna play Some Air Riders? I have a room set up!

[restive vale]

I only had 1 bad match before this week

[olive aspen]

Yeah I had zero issue with the match until today 😭

[unkempt stratus]

My ID is XLHG6W!

[keen agate]

Do NOT let me grab bulk star

[dull garnet]

This match was better at least

[keen agate]

perish

[olive aspen]

We’re about to witch-hunt who has bad wifi in future /j

[jovial chasm]

Good god that wasn't even close 😭

[deft lily]

I’ll Be Back Later.

[keen agate]

actually it dont matter I'm last

or 5th

[unkempt stratus]

Hiii

[keen agate]

Ok just dont let me get it in city trial exclusively

[patent acorn]

First time I've been invited to a paddock

[unkempt stratus]

Can I join?

[olive aspen]

Check pinned message

[loud sorrel]

ok im gonna dip for now

was fun playing!! im glad we got to have hats

[keen agate]

ok so the more rounds we get the smoother it eventually gets

[stable jolt]

MY NETWORK AINT WORKING ANYMORE

[jovial chasm]

We got 12 in here now

[stable jolt]

it was working just fine earlier noooooooo

loading up the demo again. it better work this time, im actually free to vc and everything

[olive aspen]

Wow this was smooth match

[dull garnet]

Hi

[keen agate]

ok this machine's BUSTED

/pos

ok 3 more rounds

ok actually after this round I'll try joining room 2

(impossible)

[olive aspen]

I love how the connection got better suddenly

[keen agate]

NOOOO MY VAMPIRE

you... you all... will pay!

[dull garnet]

Knocked out so many ppl this round lol

[keen agate]

i stole all the bird loot

[jovial chasm]

Paper Star when it's given the simple goal of existing

I killed Dyna and then immediately got blasted 😭

[olive aspen]

Paper star users when there’s no gliding stadium

[jaunty temple]

there were only cpus in my stadium

[dull garnet]

lol

[keen agate]

ok attempting to join the other room

[olive aspen]

WHAT

[scarlet lily]

🍳

[viral magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-kirby-adorable-wave-gif-12416790893029659046

hey pals

[lilac fog]

Q5T7G1

[stable jolt]

pass?

[keen agate]

2255

[olive aspen]

hi rick outside the window

[scarlet lily]

he wants to be a part of the 2nd test

[olive aspen]

welcome back king

[olive aspen]

TRUE

[jovial chasm]

I love not being able to hop on a machine for reasons out of my control

[olive aspen]

😭 😭

[dull garnet]

Wanted to share this as well

[fervent haven]

whenever i get dustup derby i have like

3 or 4 ppl max lol

participating i mean

[olive aspen]

Longest loading ever

[dull garnet]

20 min to load kawasaki in

[fervent haven]

every kawasaki pore

[olive aspen]

I blame the Bandee

[jovial chasm]

I think I can stomach one more before I get off because this is genuinely aggravating

[fervent haven]

i should try out normal air ride

ok well

i just got a comm error

so i will do that literally right now

[olive aspen]

Wow

I got kicked 😭

[dull garnet]

rip

Starting to like Rex once it gets its stats up

still sucks at turning

O, dc'd

[olive aspen]

NOOOO

[jaunty temple]

my highest stat us 7

[jovial chasm]

That sucked

I think I'm done

[jaunty temple]

i forgor

[olive aspen]

I guess I’m reposting the paddock ID since I like watching
Anyone is welcomed

Paddock ID: 6FCB3F
Password: 5586

[misty charm]

Im still at work for half an hour

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-meme-looking-out-the-window-sad-missing-out-sad-squidward-gif-5401562831942688207

[olive aspen]

😭 😭 😭

Good luck at work

[rough delta]

suddenly got a communication error and got booted

[dull garnet]

O ok

[olive aspen]

The event was so boring 😭 😭

[dull garnet]

Got 2 secret rooms and they were all stats

[olive aspen]

NO DONT DO THIS

NO

😭 😭

[dull garnet]

ez

[olive aspen]

MY FATHER CAME INTO MY ROOM RIGHT WHEN DRAG RACE STARTED

😭 😭 😭

“Are you watching anime?”

GET OUT

[misty charm]

Like were all stats or were all all stats?

[misty charm]

Kirby racing anime would go hard tho

[olive aspen]

Drag race music did showed up in anime so technically true