[SPOILERS] RtDL Deluxe

[odd rover]

Post-RTDL Kirby final bosses are always badass

[junior fiber]

kinda makes sense since kumazaki grew up with it actually

[odd rover]

(Fuck you Dark Nebula)

[peak dagger]

Classic Kirby: Oh, the fountain was broken for a reason. The grape was a liar. Big eyeball. Neat
Flagship Kirby: Ah yes, Dark Matter reference again
Modern kirby: wtf omg what is going on

[floral mantle]

They even redeem ||Magolor Soul from True Arena||

[covert jasper]

this implies RtDL isn't. bad.

[junior fiber]

to think the next insane director is growing up with kirby rn

[lofty condor]

||I love how they gave an EXTRA MODE it’s own finisher||

[junior fiber]

fr

[prisma island]

you know they had to go hard on the side mode revolving around the character who was the herald of the age of Modern Kirby

[thin forge]

🥐

[covert jasper]

I LEGIT WASN'T EXPECTING THAT

[lofty condor]

||And it’s literally the same one used on Magolor||

[floral mantle]

Magolor is like the Modern Kirby Character imo

[junior fiber]

||i didnt even realize the sword was still there until the end||

[odd rover]

It’s gonna be me

[junior fiber]

bet

[lofty condor]

||https://youtu.be/xedckG6Xvhk||

[covert jasper]

lens flare jumpscare

[cursive sandal]

||the ultra sword part at the end of the master crown fight goes so hard just because of the circumstances and context of it||

[lofty condor]

https://tenor.com/view/paper-mario-dance-party-paper-mario-funny-dance-gif-25522825

[covert jasper]

TRUE

[junior fiber]

damn i wasnt really paying attention to this song cuz i was so in the moment this slaps

[cursive sandal]

||and the pause screen lore during it||

[covert jasper]

||I love that this song is basically magolor's version of world to win||

[floral mantle]

Magolor using Ultra Sword in Star Allies: Neat, it's a callback to RTDL Super Abiliies.
Magolor using ||Ultra sword in Magolor Epilogue||: It goes so hard

[lofty condor]

||IT IS WORLD TO WIN ISN’T IT||
||I HAD TROUBLE RECOGNIZING IT FOR SOME REASON||

[cursive sandal]

||it's also cool that the sword he turns into the ultra sword is the one intact sword hanging on the wall at the altar||

[prisma island]

It solidifying that ||while he's still a little shit he's 100% a good guy now made me so happy||

[covert jasper]

||wikirby claims it's "arranged to sound like world to win" which, yeah||

[peak dagger]

The visual of ||him just holding the sword and staring down the Master Crown for a moment. Gah. Chills||

[cursive sandal]

exactly

[junior fiber]

||there's one bit that sounds exactly like world to win actually||

[pliant socket]

||I need to learn how to play world to win on my violin lmao||

[floral mantle]

like... they don't need to show us where Magolor's Ultra Sword moveset originated from, because it can be a reference, but they did.

[tawdry mulch]

||i thought it was the small part at the start of Welcome Your New Overlord||

[cursive sandal]

the epilogue has permanently solidified magolor's position of being my favorite character in the entire series

[royal oxide]

I think so too

[junior fiber]

this shot was actually awesome

[novel fog]

||it is more likely it is supposed to be Welcome Your New Overlord, but it is funny coincidence||

[junior fiber]

||crown roaring while magolor stares it down 😭 ||

[prisma island]

He was always my favorite but this game pushed it into a full-on obsession lmao

[odd rover]

Goes raw

[pliant socket]

SAME

[odd rover]

Magolor about to ||become the best lumberjack of all time||

[pliant socket]

Blue mages with glowing eyes my beloved

[junior fiber]

fr

best design

[covert jasper]

||I also love that after memeing a bit the whole "whispy as the final boss" it kinda happened, I love it||

[peak dagger]

I didn't necessarily have a top favorite before this, but now Magolor lives rent free in my head just always now

[cursive sandal]

I liked him when I played the original, my magolor hyperfixation randomly developed sometime after, but the magolor brain rot is very strong

[peak dagger]

YES I was so gleeful

[odd rover]

Do you guys really think that ||Whispy was omitted because of Mistilteinn||

[pliant socket]

||so proud of whispy he's grown so much||

[cursive sandal]

permanent mental roommate, and I welcome it

[junior fiber]

||the confusion was real when electricky was confirmed to be the first boss||

[covert jasper]

||he likely was because 1- hard to do combos with him 2- yeah the final boss||

[peak dagger]

I thought I understood the term "brainrot" before this. But no, now I understand it

[covert jasper]

||hard or too easy to do combos I guess lol||

[novel fog]

||especially since stuff like Judgement of the Malus Pumila and Hot! Elemental Boss Battle also has a bit of Welcome Your New Overlord in it||

[prisma island]

I played a ton of Dream Collection, I flipped my shit over SA's updates (and made a lot of drawings of him after the wave 3 update) and he was the first non-Kirby plushie I got lmao

[covert jasper]

I guess I will never get the magolor hype myself

[tawdry mulch]

thanks google lmao

[junior fiber]

||you could've magolor surged the shit out of whispy||

[odd rover]

I half-expected the final boss to be called ||Gem Woods||

[cursive sandal]

||imagine using maxed surge against whispy||

[covert jasper]

LOL

[junior fiber]

lmao

[odd rover]

Mfw fandom wiki

[junior fiber]

dodging the question

based tbh

[cursive sandal]

I should really get a mags plushie

[peak dagger]

That's ok, you have a brain full of Bandee instead and he's also really awesome

[covert jasper]

yes

[cursive sandal]

bandee is my second favorite

[junior fiber]

who's saying Dark matter isnt alive in another dimension though.......

[odd rover]

I have Forgo brainrot tbh

[covert jasper]

my brain is too occupied with bandee for any further brainrots

of kirby characters

[odd rover]

Dark Matter but Infinite Ultron from What If

[cursive sandal]

I have brainrot for other kirby things but the magolor brainrot is just so much stronger

[tawdry mulch]

https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Talk:Master_Crown#:~:text=The Master Crown itself is,of exploded in Kirby 64

2011???

[jolly valve]

So I'm not the only one who went from loving to obsessing on Mags after the remake lmao

[tawdry mulch]

OOLD OLD OLD

so OLD

[lofty condor]

Trying to find a favorite character in this series is hard

[thin forge]

void termina my favorite

[tawdry mulch]

Void is raw af

[covert jasper]

hey so, do you know when RtDL released

[jolly valve]

Mine would be Magolor, Drawcia, and Morpho

[junior fiber]

im a basic bitch i like kirby

[peak dagger]

It's a great series full of lots of amazing characters

[cursive sandal]

I've had serious doomer brainrot the last several days but magolor is on a whole other level of brainrot

[odd rover]

Forgo’s design sounds silly on paper but intimidating in-game

[tawdry mulch]

YEAH BUT THATS OLD

[covert jasper]

we're old

[prisma island]

I really like mine haha, perfect shape for hugging

[tawdry mulch]

i feel so old

[covert jasper]

triple deluxe turns 10 next year :)

||help||

[junior fiber]

WHAT

[peak dagger]

Oh god

[tawdry mulch]

i was like 10 when rtdl came out oh my aching bones

[cursive sandal]

when did rtdl release?

[pliant socket]

STOP 😭

[covert jasper]

2011

[junior fiber]

does that mean i got tdx when it was like 3 years old lmao

[peak dagger]

2011

[prisma island]

I'd say my top 3 are Magolor, BWD and Taranza

[odd rover]

Who’d win in a staring contest

Worlds best starer

Or Forgo

[junior fiber]

tf was i doing

[covert jasper]

good life choices

that is what you were doing

[odd rover]

I never asked for anything as a kid

[junior fiber]

i evaded the kirby obsession while i could

[cursive sandal]

I forget when I got rtdl

[peak dagger]

I still somewhat regret that I didn't know Kirby games other than Adventure existed when I was a kid

[tawdry mulch]

i remember when i was a dumb baby the first thing i saw of rtdl was Magolor Soul online and i printed it out or something and said "OMG ITS DARK MATTER" i will never not think its funny that this was a point of contention

[covert jasper]

LOL

[odd rover]

When did Kirby lore enthusiasts start being a thing

[cursive sandal]

definitely multiple years at least after my brother sold our copy of mass attack (the only kirby game we ever had then)

[covert jasper]

tbh I think every kirby fan had its "OMG DARK MATTER!!!!!!!!!" phase although lately also instead a "OMG VOID!!!!!!!!!" phase

[prisma island]

I randomly got Squeak Squad for Christmas when I was 7
That was when my life changed forever

[odd rover]

We’re in a OMG ANCIENTS phase tbh

[floral mantle]

Seen it been a thing since Robobot... Though it probably explode after Star Allies

[prisma island]

I am never getting off Mr. Kirby's Wild Ride

[tawdry mulch]

i think me as a kid was just a dark matter enthusiast cause i didnt get to play the games they were from and just saw stuff like Dark Nebula and Dark MInd

[junior fiber]

i remember being convinced sectonia was related to dark matter

[covert jasper]

yay another person whose first kirby game was squeak squad 🤝

[tawdry mulch]

and then dream collection came out and my life changed forever

[floral mantle]

My First Game is Amazing Mirror and NiDL

[prisma island]

Ooh yes Dream Collection definitely broadened my horizons

[junior fiber]

first it was omg dark matter i wonder whats next

[tawdry mulch]

oh yeah and Drawcia. when i saw Parra Matter in the credits my mind exploded

[floral mantle]

Wasn't there a time where People would use the anime as a source?

[odd rover]

I’m so happy Void = Elfilis never took off

Yes

[junior fiber]

FR

[odd rover]

Blame wikipedia and death battle

[junior fiber]

that theory died

[cursive sandal]

that was a thing????

bruh

[junior fiber]

yeah for like a week

[covert jasper]

some still do 💀

[floral mantle]

There's still Eliflis Apologist

[odd rover]

Yeah there’s a whole video on it by some guy who doesn’t even make Kirby content

[prisma island]

Dream Collection was the start of my Magolor hyperfixation just for the sheer fact he SURVIVED RtDL and his first act back was to create a wholeass park for Kirby? Hoo I wanted to see more of him after that

[tawdry mulch]

elfilis is my scrunkly bunkly fella

[covert jasper]

try starting a conversation about kirby talking. people will say "but in the anime..."

[floral mantle]

I'm not a fan of not talking Kirby

[odd rover]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-punch-punching-fling-gif-24582824

[junior fiber]

Elfilis did nothing wrong 🥺🥺

[floral mantle]

There's even a Drama CD where Kirby talk that supposedly come before the anime

[cursive sandal]

elfilis is cool

[tawdry mulch]

sparsely verbal kirby is peak tbhhhh

no talk all action

[covert jasper]

yes, it's from 1993

[jolly valve]

Are there still Dark Mind = Mirror World Zero believers out there

[covert jasper]

yes

[floral mantle]

I think... not talking Kirby suck

[odd rover]

Elfilis just a scared little skrunkly those mean humans captured him 🥺🥺🥺

[prisma island]

You're in the room with one rn

[tawdry mulch]

TRUE he was just an animal trying to survive!!!!!!!!!!

[floral mantle]

Let's forget the fact he attack first

[covert jasper]

do elfilis apologists actually exist

[tawdry mulch]

ive seen a few

[covert jasper]

omg

[tawdry mulch]

on twitter mostly

[odd rover]

Make that two (I actually believe he’s just mirror world dark matter in general)

[floral mantle]

I saw it got mentioned on Youtube as well

[cursive sandal]

elfilis was definitely mistreated

[prisma island]

I like poyo Kirby but idm talking Kirby

[leaden terrace]

I'm Elfilis Apologists

Elfilis didn't do nothing wrong! Genocide is just a game!

[tawdry mulch]

poyo kirby is so real

[covert jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[cursive sandal]

human-like civilization gonna human-like civilization ig

[odd rover]

My friend met one after FL came out lmao

[floral mantle]

Please calm your inner Yuuka

[junior fiber]

he's just a little sad fellah

[tawdry mulch]

i know i saw someone say this for sure

[covert jasper]

to go back a bit to this thread topic but it's also semi related to this

[odd rover]

We do a little misinformation spreading

[tawdry mulch]

despite the heavy emphasis on him having a HUGE BRAIN and psychic powers

[prisma island]

I think it's neat how Elfilis is like
The one villain who willingly chooses to be evil without it being in their nature

But I'm not going to make any excuses for their behavior lmao

[covert jasper]

I remember after RtDL came out there were magolor apologists EVERYWHERE and I was so mad like

after RtDL (so like imagine nothing after) there was really no reason to like go "magolor wasn't actually bad!" unless it sounded awful

[tawdry mulch]

yeah that too they even say that his conscious tells him to not do it and he still does lmaooo

[covert jasper]

and now I find it funny that "magolor did nothing wrong" is almost true

kumazaki lol

[floral mantle]

me when I see Baby Kirby believers:

[leaden terrace]

Ermm

Magolor was influenced by the Crown

an thats why he tricked u!!!

[floral mantle]

Magolor is an epic troll

we love him for that.
he held me at gunpoint beating me up for money for Gem Apples

[covert jasper]

I say "almost" because he still tricked kirby and the others but he redeemed himself now and stuff

[tawdry mulch]

i like how hes just forever labelled as untrustworthy lmfao kinda deserved

[covert jasper]

and I guess now he has a sad backstory

[cursive sandal]

magolor may very well have been indirectly controlled by the crown from the very moment he first heard about it to the moment he put it on his head

[leaden terrace]

LOL

[jolly valve]

These will now pop out without warning here from now on and I'm all in for it

[odd rover]

This song vaguely fits with the Elfilis fight https://youtu.be/7qtIwDi90N4

[floral mantle]

Mie Takase: This egg can fit so many evil

[leaden terrace]

Neuron activate at a diagram of master crown

[prisma island]

Even as a kid I had my suspicion that the Crown was pulling a few strings but before he put it on he was still being mad shady
||I was not prepared to find out how badly it fucked him up||

[floral mantle]

wasn't there Hyness Apologist?

[tawdry mulch]

this reminds me ||how after years of "Zero 2 is crying out for Kirby" and "Magolor Souls calls out for Kirby when he dies" they literally just straight up put Magolor crying into a song and it is unmistakable LMFAO||

[floral mantle]

Kirby Fans try not to justify a villain's action (They like them a lot):

[cursive sandal]

modern kirby final bosses be like
once-good person/thing turns evil and either is redeemed or just dies

[floral mantle]

Susie's still a b-

[cursive sandal]

susie isn't the final boss

[leaden terrace]

||I dont get why people say 02 was crying out for Kirby, isnt that thing trying to kill him||

[covert jasper]

susie isn't a final boss

[floral mantle]

where's the Haltmann Apologist?

[jolly valve]

It's all fun and games until a danaus plexippus lands on one's nostril

[tawdry mulch]

i find it funny how Susie is still fucking evil shes the ONE person who is still up to her shit

[cursive sandal]

dmk in star allies

[leaden terrace]

||Its not like one of those boohoo good char is possessed/controlled and they cant do anything now that theyre unwillingly going to kill a friend or something. No, its just 02||

[tawdry mulch]

i also think its funny how her japanese pause screen is written in a positive light and this gaslit people into thinking the english version bastardized her for still being evil when she wasnt lmao

but she is evil

still

[floral mantle]

Taranza is too depress to be evil

[leaden terrace]

Susie is literally a bitch

[tawdry mulch]

her japanese description just did a great job of sugarcoating it LMFAO

shes going to help people and families and kill everyone and everything that opposes this

[floral mantle]

didn't they say She exterminates Savages?

[leaden terrace]

"I will exerminate the savages❤️"
This does not sound like a person who was mentally stable in the first place

[spark lotus]

when an employer tells you "we're like one big happy family here" that translates to "unpaid overtime"

[jolly valve]

Magolor and Susie. Both evil. Both hate each other very much. Then they become lovers

[ocean mauve]

I love entering the chat and seeing this message. It's a good message

[leaden terrace]

They're soulmates!

[floral mantle]

Not as good as a love story as

||Hydriath x Electrickity Dooter||

[thin forge]

void termina!!!! void termina solos!!!

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-hydroath-happy-valentines-day-valentines-day-dooter-gif-27558136

[tawdry mulch]

at the end basically yeah. says she'll exterminate anyone who gets in her way

[jolly valve]

Magolor: She's got floating hands, I got floating hands. Still fucking hate her tho

[ocean mauve]

I love them

[tawdry mulch]

as in what haltmann works was already doing LMFAO

[spark lotus]

"and they make love.. ANGRILY.. like BIRDS OF PREY.. and AFRICANIZED BEES"

[ocean mauve]

snow miser and heat miser

[floral mantle]

Susie Apologist: No, she's not killing people who hate her... She's attacking the evil people

[thin forge]

thats fiery puffer x hydriath

[ocean mauve]

Idk they just called dooter heat miser for some reason

Just the status quo bro!

[cursive sandal]

ah yes, make the people whose home you're conquering out to be savages and/or evil
where have I heard that before

[floral mantle]

which character have the most apologist

[thin forge]

marx

[spark lotus]

I don't agree with it, but I can see where she and her father are coming from calling the Pop Star people "savages." Mostly a nudist planet, though tbf Haltmann doesn't wear pants either. All of them choose violence (it is a fighting platformer franchise after all,) though the M.O.P. is literally done by force

[covert jasper]

used to be magolor because he actually got redeemed, now idk, but from the modern villains probably sectonia and susie

[jolly valve]

Susie not just kills. But murders people!

[floral mantle]

what about Hyness?

[thin forge]

idk

religion or smth

[covert jasper]

hyness is weird because he got redeemed but not really

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[thin forge]

hyness as a dream friend would go so hard

[cursive sandal]

hwc is legitimately unapologetically evil

[covert jasper]

yeah they are very cold in that sense

and susie is like that

[leaden terrace]

btw

dont forget that susie mechanized meta knight

:D

and left him traumatized

:D

[spark lotus]

yeah that whole thing

[floral mantle]

Me when Dedede have a fear of a certain insect:

[spark lotus]

people can go wild with imagining/writing that process sometimes

[spark lotus]

gosh, so we have Dedede traumatized by Sectonia, do we actually have confirmed Mecha Knight trauma though? I've never seen it

[ocean mauve]

something about mechanization feels a lot more dehumanizing (or whatever word you use in pop star) than possession

like having your body physically forcibly altered

[covert jasper]

oh def

[cursive sandal]

yeah absolutely

[spark lotus]

I JUST realized your name is a pun since tamago is "egg" in japanese

[leaden terrace]

Dedede was always scared of wasps though

He hid behind Kirby when she appears

[lofty condor]

HWC is still funny cause in the novels they still get off scot free

[ocean mauve]

everyone's scared of wasps those things suck

[leaden terrace]

I will NOT have wasps near me

[jolly valve]

Can we have Morpho splash screen as a sticker please

[floral mantle]

Morpho Reacting have to be a new meme.

The 4koma is peak

[prisma island]

SA title animations heavily imply Susie's given MK trauma and she's on her way to scaring DMK too lmao

[leaden terrace]

im surprised how little people touched on it

like i know people joke about it but this seems like

a... very dark process

[spark lotus]

recently saw someone write it as (spoilered because CW: Body horror?...) ||his body being forcibly moved with electric shocks the whole time||

[leaden terrace]

not unlike when dedede was possessed

[spark lotus]

honestly given how he jetpacks away after you break his mask I would think it is somewhat the usual possession (by Star Dream) and the mech stuff is just in sync with him

[leaden terrace]

maybe its because its robot hehe so its not as graphic but... the implications are major yikes

[floral mantle]

Kirby when Meta Knight falls down into the pit and explode:

[prisma island]

why do you think I'm still up in arms about MK going back to normal in the span of a single boss fight

[spark lotus]

tbh I find it hard to imagine whoever wrote in that scene was thinking about it as "trauma" there..? is that weird

[leaden terrace]

what?

[prisma island]

I mean MK literally runs away from her after she just waves at him

[leaden terrace]

what were u trying to say? sorry lol

oh yeah right

yeah meta knight remembered what susie did to him and he runs away

[spark lotus]

like that star allies title screen animation is played as a joke, so if it's about trauma then..

[floral mantle]

remember: Kirby dances as Meta Knight falls into the pit and explodes

[leaden terrace]

same reason why they had susie as a dream friend i guess lol

which is why im so appalled

[cursive sandal]

the whole mecha knight thing was definitely written poorly

[thin forge]

idc susie is adorable

[leaden terrace]

this seems like a both very dark and very interesting tidbit yet everyone just looks past

[spark lotus]

they're all supposed to be light hearted I feel, so if it was actually implying trauma and that Susie not only doesn't regret it but would do it again

[leaden terrace]

Remember that one mecha knight miiverse art that won in the contest or something

and Kumazaki commented on it

[floral mantle]

Kirby dances as Mecha Knight explodes

[prisma island]

oh no I'm 100% madge about how PR handled mechanization and how they shrugged it off so easily

[floral mantle]

Kirby care about Meta Knight, eh?

[leaden terrace]

How it had the morse code saying "Kirby Help Me" or something

they COULDVE had something like that

[cursive sandal]

compare mecha knight to dedede in fl

[jolly valve]

Bold of you to assume Kirby knows morse

[spark lotus]

like that was a concept thing??

I really need to get *up to date on the forsaken miiverse lore 😔

[leaden terrace]

a fan drew it

and they added that morse code to their drawing

[spark lotus]

ohhh

[leaden terrace]

it was like, p creepy

[jolly valve]

Mecha Knight: .... . .-.. .--. / -- . / -.- .. .-. -... -.--
Kirby: Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice

[leaden terrace]

JAWPORQAU$_{E@)UHNDE:AWde

[floral mantle]

Mecha Knight: Kirby dances and flex on him as he explodes

Forgo Dedede: Kirby helps him up as Dedede regain his senses.

[cursive sandal]

imagine if kumazaki pulled a redigit and started posting joke lore on social media

[leaden terrace]

its ok tho

[floral mantle]

ok, to be fair, Kirby did dance on Dedede

[leaden terrace]

ill be the one to change it

[floral mantle]

but he did check on him afterward

[leaden terrace]

after all im an expert on dark kirby shit 😌

[floral mantle]

with Mecha Knight, Kirby just standing there

[spark lotus]

what did kumazaki comment on it tho

[jolly valve]

Okay yall can't just talk about the Mecha Knight art without linking it. I wanna see!

[prisma island]

I'm a Sonic fan and that includes the old cartoons and comics so I like the trope but didn't appreciate how flippantly PR uses it

[leaden terrace]

something about how sad that meta knight is trying to call out for kirby's help

i think

hold on

agh im not

good at looking for it

LOL NVM I FOUND IT

[prisma island]

ogod

[leaden terrace]

ah he didnt say specifically how sad but

"All of クリームロール’s entries were very technically accomplished, but this was the one where I felt the concept really shone through. The pixel art in the center seems to evoke a simpler time when Meta Knight was still himself. And the lines and dots at the bottom of the image are actually a message in Morse code!
It says S, O… Ah, but I shouldn’t spoil the fun. I’m sure you can work it out for yourselves!
There are plenty of fun little things like this hidden in Planet Robobot as well, so if you want, you can go back and try to find them all."

[jolly valve]

Fan puts spooky morse code in Mecha Knight art
Kumazaki: yo I dig that shit

[spark lotus]

anyway the mecha knight stuff is definitely done badly but if it's any consolation,

the body horror doesn't really scale as much as the powerscaling does ||like how Magolor turns all goopy with an eye in his mouth but returns to his normal self within seconds.. tbh I don't think the crown itself wouldve bothered to revert him, and the True Arena death might be notable here,|| but I'm getting sidetracked-

It could work like the Mecha ability in RTDL for all we know (the robobot armor gains Kirby's copy abilities after all, their tech is pretty crazy..)

[jolly valve]

Was almost tempted to Morphopost here lmao

[leaden terrace]

pretty sad piece though and made me all the more enraged LOL

[prisma island]

evidently Kirby isn't nearly as close with Meta Knight as he is with Dedede 😔

[spark lotus]

it says "SOS Kirby" for those wondering

[floral mantle]

Kumazaki's honest reaction:

[jolly valve]

Is there a modded version of the Morpho Splash Screen but with this

[prisma island]

BALL

[floral mantle]

put the Morpho 4komas in Kirby Adaptations please

[ocean mauve]

can't tell if that would look creepy or silly lol

[leaden terrace]

he looks like a ghost for sure

[midnight kelp]

He got sent to ||Ohio||

[cursive sandal]

morpho knight looks very menacing until the mask is removed

[leaden terrace]

i think hes still scary

like imagine seeing it up close

with those ghostly eyes

[jolly valve]

Forgotten Land leitmotif got me like: Staaaanding taaaall on the wings of my dreams

[ocean mauve]

Are those the lyrics or your interpretation

[leaden terrace]

its me

im the leitmotif

🥺

[ocean mauve]

Same

[jolly valve]

Look up the intro to Perfect Strangers then you'll never hear the FL ost the same ever again

[leaden terrace]

that traitor magolor sticker will forever taunt me

[ocean mauve]

This one?

[leaden terrace]

yes

[ocean mauve]

it's so funny

[jolly valve]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/94818857 I found 24 more on the artist's pixiv

[floral mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-magolor-magalor-virginity-shield-gif-20298354

[flat pendant]

Man switching to the Type B control scheme feels so weird for Kirby.

[pliant socket]

Ehhhh, ehhhhh, SEX

[jolly valve]

Morpho splash screen sticker when

[floral mantle]

Galacta Knight can't escape the Morpho

[spark lotus]

it ignores meta knight in the first one 😂 that's the j;oke but that's hilarious

[floral mantle]

this whole thing reminds me of Anime memes but with ___

[ocean mauve]

oh I think the joke was that they made a sequel to the iconic virginity shield gif lol

[floral mantle]

we are talking about the Morpho Knight 4 koma

[floral mantle]

this one in particular

[ocean mauve]

OH NO!!!!

[ocean mauve]

Oh I'm an idiot

Thought they were referring to the magolor sex sword gif lmfao

[craggy sable]

It's Morpho's EX

[ocean mauve]

I was like "Huh? That wasn't the focus of the gif!" lmao

[thin forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ex-girlfriend-grunkle-stan-gravity-falls-gif-19880411

[celest grove]

https://twitter.com/antdude92/status/1636111276119150593

AntDude (@antdude92)

Kirby’s Return to Return to Dream Land is a lot more than the typical remaster. Also I can ramble on about Kirby forever. So, it’s time for the biannual “Ant talks about Kirby for far too long” video!

https://t.co/VlHpb5ymzW

edited by @HeyRaguio
art by @KevinFagaragan

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 9:05 PM

he made a vid

here's a laughing dedede

[leaden terrace]

HAHAHA I CANNOT SLEEP

IM GOING TO WATCH THIS.

[jolly valve]

Based Sandran screensaver

[celest grove]

it's a wallpaper

[pliant socket]

Ugh its the guy who put block ball over star allies

grOSSSS

just kidding idrc

Mid take tho

[ocean mauve]

maybe he just really liked block ball lol

[pliant socket]

No he just doesn't like SA

[ocean mauve]

Rude of him

[floral mantle]

SA, the most overhated Kirby game.

It's a solid Kirby game

[ocean mauve]

For sure for sure. though we had a discussion on this recently so I'll try not to dip back into it lol

[floral mantle]

Star Allies is very a sore topic

[junior fiber]

erm no one's doing a thumbs up in this thumbnail....

[junior fiber]

this made no sense fr

[jolly valve]

SA's problems were the level design and shortness right? Star Allies 2 has a huge potential if it were Amazing Mirror styled

[junior fiber]

star allies 2 💀

[jolly valve]

I just want the Dream Friends back man lmao

[junior fiber]

same

but if they ever made one or something similar i doubt it'd be called star allies 2

[floral mantle]

my honest reaction to Star Allies Topic:

[ocean mauve]

personally I don't see SA2 happening. stuff like all the dream friends feels like a one time thing, and at the very least I imagine they'd take a while before trying helpers again

[junior fiber]

sonic adevnture 2

[ocean mauve]

[floral mantle]

Star Allies 2 in Kirby's 50th Anniversary

[jolly valve]

Well not Star Allies 2 per say, but more of a successor

[floral mantle]

Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry

[jolly valve]

(Featuring Sword Knight over Blade Knight)

[floral mantle]

and a new Funky Mode

[pliant socket]

bro he's literally saying stuff we've known since release 😭

I uncontrollably yelled "WE KNOW." At my phone I'm going insane

[junior fiber]

what kinda stuff's he saying

[ocean mauve]

I would certainly love to see sword knight again

[pliant socket]

"They kept wii in the title of the japanese version"
"They changed adventure wii to the american name"

[floral mantle]

Me who want Mr. Frosty as an Ally

[hexed current]

PLEASE

[junior fiber]

whoahhshs

[floral mantle]

Need to pad out the video for money of course

[sand frigate]

guys this is the spoiler chat 😭

[pliant socket]

Sorrry zlaker

[junior fiber]

magolor dies

[sand frigate]

ban

[sand frigate]

not forgiven + blocked

[pliant socket]

guys did you know that ||magolor is BLUE||

[pliant socket]

[junior fiber]

erm|| he's green||

[spark lotus]

and sometimes ||white and green||

[sand frigate]

i dont know what to believe hm

[junior fiber]

he's also dapper sometimes

[spark lotus]

i wonder how long it takes ant dude to get to the spoilerino parts in his video

im not watching it rn

[sand frigate]

how long is the vid

lemme see

36 MINUTES?

[leaden terrace]

hi guys spoilers antdude says he likes kirby

alright now get outta here

[sand frigate]

not watching it (at least for now)

[leaden terrace]

shoo shoo

[pliant socket]

"Im in the minority for not liking the star allies design"

This video is making me laugh like fucking haltmann (I am going insane this video keeps on pissing me off)

[heady relic]

so I finally tested it
Galacta Knight's lightning hitbox is probably unchanged
https://twitter.com/Falco_Lau_EX/status/1636112629260488704

Falco Lau EX (@Falco_Lau_EX)

ギャラクティックナイト
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#星のカービィWiiデラックス #NintendoSwitch

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 15, 2023, 9:10 PM

[floral mantle]

Youtubers trying not to trash on Star Allies (It killed their family):

[pliant socket]

LOL??????

So did they just.

Not change it from the og

[heady relic]

only visually updated

[pliant socket]

Lmao

[sand frigate]

lmfaooo

this is amazing

hal and vanpool did their homework

[pliant socket]

So true....

[floral mantle]

Dude took his time trashing on Star Allies

[austere willow]

its a faithful remake girl

[leaden terrace]

LOL

[pliant socket]

NOOOOO HE MENTIONED THE OUTLINE MOD 😭

[odd rover]

Remaster

[jolly valve]

There's faithful remakes (good) and faithful remakes (bad)

[burnt marsh]

watching the vid rn

[odd rover]

Faithful remake (compliment)
Faithful remake (derogatory)

[burnt marsh]

does he go over 5 mins without insulting KSA

[pliant socket]

No.

[burnt marsh]

not surprised lmao

[heady relic]

also I recorded the full loop patterns of ||True Arena Magolor Soul||

[pliant socket]

He insults it first chance he gets holy shit we get it!!!! Get your block ball over star allies having ass outta here

[floral mantle]

Faithful Remake (Compliment): RTDL Deluxe
Faithful Remake (Derogatory): Brillant Diamond

(IDK tho)

[burnt marsh]

im honestly surprised he hates it so much considering he likes other multiplayer focused games like 3d world

[prisma island]

Star Allies was like Squeak Squad imo, it was just kinda there but it's by no means bad

[burnt marsh]

hell he said its better than odyssey

and his standards arent that high for the most part since he said he liked the new pokemons

[prisma island]

[pliant socket]

Wait

This is still the spoiler chat

😭

[sand frigate]

ye

lol

[pliant socket]

Ok im gonna just

[glossy jay]

I'm one of the few that had fun with Brilliant Diamond

[sand frigate]

wait

[pliant socket]

Move to #1019293243944476672

[burnt marsh]

ok

[sand frigate]

if you're gonna discuss the video

might wanna keep it here

[odd rover]

Why do so many think it’s a remaster they literally said it was a remake immediately after reveal

[sand frigate]

it has epilogue shit in it

[pliant socket]

oh fair lmao

[jolly valve]

Epilogue and TA shit

[pliant socket]

he had the audacity to say "super star boss remix" and not mention scope shot

We live in a society...

[junior fiber]

i sleep comfortably knowing scope shot is getting slandered

[spark lotus]

scope shot more like cope shot

I accidentally misread it like that while reading a post about scope shot mourning

(on tumblr)

[pliant socket]

Scope Shot Fan (derogatory)

[junior fiber]

🫵 scope shot fan!!

[burnt marsh]

so havent finished

does he like it or nah

[pliant socket]

The remake? Yeah

[burnt marsh]

doesnt matter just curious

ah ok

[ocean mauve]

does he say outlines are bad

[floral mantle]

He mention no outline mod

[burnt marsh]

i think he likes them since he says he likes the cel shading

im only 7 mins in currently

[pliant socket]

I am 15 minutes in rn

[floral mantle]

Still criticize Star Allies every chance he got

[burnt marsh]

lmao it lives in his head rent free

[pliant socket]

HE MADE A DIO JOKE 😭

[junior fiber]

you gotta fill the SA critique quota

[floral mantle]

Me waiting for a Youtuber to mention Goriath Goku

[pliant socket]

SA bad blah blah blah give me subscribr

[floral mantle]

Come back when he makes a Goku Joke

[burnt marsh]

does he say whether or not its better than robobot

probably not

im gonna count the ksa jabs

ope there's the first one

[maiden swan]

Just look for when he finds the Dark Matter Clone mask

[burnt marsh]

HES SPENDING LIKE 5 MINS ON STAR ALLIES

ok its over lol

[pliant socket]

Ermmmmm rare based opinion????? He thinks that hypernova is better than super abilities

[prisma island]

tbh it kinda is given how there's a heavier emphasis on puzzle-solving with it than just going on rampages

Robobot Armor combines the best of both worlds tho

[ocean mauve]

i just find hypernova too damn boring lol

super abilities are Ehh but they just feel better to use personally

[burnt marsh]

super abilities have puzzle solving

not much but its there

also idk if this is unpopular but

the robobot armor sucks lol

idk why

[pliant socket]

Erm sorry! Hypernova better because I SAID SO

[prisma island]

some of the robobot abilities kinda suck but overall I like it

[ocean mauve]

I might be biased bc hypernova's music gets on my nerves

[junior fiber]

opinion denied unfortunately......

[floral mantle]

Ultra Sword vs Bosses segment goes hard

[pliant socket]

You're gonna get burned to the stakes for that opinion...

[burnt marsh]

idc lol

i get burned to the stakes for my opinions every day lol

[pliant socket]

Its fine I respect it

[novel fog]

sort of fine first playthrough, but hurts replayability yeah

[worldly burrow]

getting sucked up by magolors black hole with the kirby mask on

[floral mantle]

Ultra Sword vs Magolor goes hard

[worldly burrow]

THIS IS FINE

[austere willow]

literally all of them are timing-based

[novel fog]

because it is in like every stage, not even at the end lol (and there's lot of time you can't skip them)

[prisma island]

: This is fine

[burnt marsh]

yeah true

[jolly valve]

Robobot and Mouthful are the best gimmicks cus they have more uses than just being a nuke lmao

[burnt marsh]

mouthful is still the best

imo

[junior fiber]

mouthful was very well implemented

[floral mantle]

Ok, but Ultra Sword vs Magolor goes hard

[junior fiber]

still think the armour tops though

[jolly valve]

I personally prefer Robobot cus Robot Copy Abilities are cool af lmao. So very im biased lol

[pliant socket]

"Just showing how much nintendo makes these damn games"

Erm

[austere willow]

Robobot is still kinda meh due to its nature of being required for puzzles and ESPECIALLY parts of a level specifically built to be easier with the Robobot than not

[pliant socket]

I beg your pardon??

[ocean mauve]

I love doing bunny hops with lightbulb mouthful. That alone makes mouthful amazing

[burnt marsh]

he still rarely mentions hal lol

also he spent a solid 5 mins on a 69 joke

[spark lotus]

true tho

[burnt marsh]

im not kidding

[maiden swan]

All the gimmicks are required for puzzles in some way

[floral mantle]

Hal: are we a joke to you.

Next he gonna say Sakurai peaked with this remake (probably not but who cares)

[austere willow]

yeah but im talking about level design

i dont like replaying Robobot's levels because more often than not the level design accomodates the Robobot not the regular Kirby

[junior fiber]

at least its fun

[ocean mauve]

All the gimmicks are bad. We should never get a gimmick again. The next kirby game should just be a direct port of KDL1 but priced at $60

[austere willow]

so even in sections where you dont NEED to

[burnt marsh]

EXACTLY

[austere willow]

its significantly more annyoing

[spark lotus]

I can't really remember stuff the robobot armor did, the most memorable thing is the screws, but really that's just an obstacle like "hey you specifically need the robobot armor for this" and then it's like "ok bye"

[pliant socket]

"Online is restricted to the new minigame mode" he never specifies that its only samurai kirby 100.

[spark lotus]

oh wait, there was a fakeout with the log

[austere willow]

Mouthful is the one time where they actually accepted the fact that Kirby should always be able to Kirby

[spark lotus]

if you destroy a log it destroys a chest in the background

[floral mantle]

My honest reaction

[novel fog]

yeah, and aren't you required to use it lot of the time? and it is in almost every stage lmao

[pliant socket]

oh nvm teehee he did it a second after

My bad

[austere willow]

yes its required in some sections but being able to play as reg kirby is as easy as

spitting out

and you need it again? eat it

Mouthful is the most ideal version of the concept imo

[spark lotus]

yeah with robobot armor you can only ditch it in very specific places huh

[maiden swan]

Idk where you get this idea, the levels are still easy enough without it (it’s kirby when is it not easy)

[austere willow]

its about playing how i want not how difficult it is

I want to play the stage as Ice Kirby or ESP Kirby

but the stage is CLEARLY built for Cutter Robobot

[jolly valve]

I wonder why I'm okay with Kirby having new gimmicks per game while for Pokemon I'm still holding on to their first gimmick and hating the rest lmao

[spark lotus]

Hypernova is pretty great because it's simple. So are the super abilities to be fair, but theyre a bit TOO simple. Big thing go WHEE! and big obstacle go

but with hypernova it's kind of like a pushing puzzle

[austere willow]

its not about difficulty its ab out design

[maiden swan]

Then you can just not use the robobot armor and go through the door not meant for it

[austere willow]

Thats the point

the level suffers because ITS BUILT for hte Robobot

[novel fog]

doesn't really help that even the final boss is all Robobot Armor (with Halberd ability)
and abilities do not affect it at all, unlike Star Allies with Friend Star and Star Allies Sparkler

so Robobot doesn't even have that going for it lol

[floral mantle]

So you telling me Star Allies did something right?

[burnt marsh]

always has been

[pliant socket]

He made fun of scope shot.....I'm getting ANGRY

[junior fiber]

he's gonna morb

[floral mantle]

Block Ball is better

[austere willow]

people shit on KSA story mode but i find it the most pick up and replayable Kirby game purely because it doesnt shove things down ur throat like there are Friend Sections but its so much significantly less than Robobot, Hypernova, or even Super Abilities

[spark lotus]

that feeling when you have to play through the shooter section every time you do an arena run.. Lor vs Landia fight

[austere willow]

and even then the game will give you back regular control after that specific segment

[novel fog]

at least that is only one fight lol

[spark lotus]

there's also kabula in pr right

[austere willow]

ya

[novel fog]

yeah

[junior fiber]

lmao

[pliant socket]

LMFOSOHRSK

[floral mantle]

My honest reaction to Antdude:

[austere willow]

im so tired of youtuber conversations fr ngl

im jaded

[maiden swan]

I’m sorry I lost my train of thought so yeah

[floral mantle]

I like it when Youtuber play Kirby and comment on the game as a side, not review it for 30 minutes

[burnt marsh]

when you a REBORN BUTTERFLY - MORPHO KNIGHT but she still REBORN BUTTERFLY - MORPHO KNIGHT

[pliant socket]

||bro really blurred out the fucking gold kirby mask 😭||

[novel fog]

RTDL's shooting segment probably is the least annoying in the Arenas
even Super Star (Ultra)'s wasn't the best with it taking away CPU Helper if you had one lol

[junior fiber]

i think its fun to talk about youtuber reactions to kirby stuff like failboat or meteorz but thats fair

[jolly valve]

Man I should be here more often when an AntDude Kirby video drops lmao

[floral mantle]

There's a difference between reviewing and commentating

[burnt marsh]

rpg monger still the best kirbytuber (even if he doesnt do exclusively kirby)

[junior fiber]

yeah true

[pliant socket]

TRUEEE

[junior fiber]

his PR and RTDL videos were so good

[burnt marsh]

i dont like his old stuff though but it was kinda the netscape norm at the time so its not really a bad thing

[ruby plaza]

Ngl AntDude pretty based Kirbytuber too

[burnt marsh]

(referring to fandom files)

[floral mantle]

Me when Silvery say Mecha Kirby have no drip

[pliant socket]

Maybe if his opinions weren't mid...

[ruby plaza]

You're mid smh

[maiden swan]

Who is this person

I need to give them a stern talking to

[floral mantle]

Thoughts on Star Allies?

[burnt marsh]

ermmmm... pretty damn GOATED!!!!11

[pliant socket]

At least rpg monger never said anything batshit insane like "pinball land is better than star allies lol!"

[ruby plaza]

My thoughts?

[burnt marsh]

honestly for as much as i defend it believe it or not its not my favorite kirby game

[long breach]

i appreciate star allies

[ruby plaza]

Star Allies was Mediocre

[burnt marsh]

its probably my #3

[junior fiber]

tell me with a straight face you find pinball land more fun than SA

[long breach]

although it’s by far not close to the best

[jolly valve]

I liked Star Allies runs

[long breach]

idk bro

[burnt marsh]

forgotten land and rtdl dx are still my top 2

[long breach]

pinball land looking pretty appetizing

[pliant socket]

Star Allies fans when they have to defend a good game:

[long breach]

💀

[novel fog]

you can't even tilt in Pinball Land right? it sucks lmao

[burnt marsh]

but i never got the "worst kirby game" claim

[austere willow]

the replayabiltiy of the series is quite literally the most underappreciated aspects of Kirby's entire game design tbh fr

periodt. spill of the tea. mic drop

[junior fiber]

tea has been spilled

[pliant socket]

And yet he rated it. 8 places above star allies

[jolly valve]

My top 3 would be PR, FL, and KSSU

[long breach]

obviously yeah SA isn’t near the worst

[pliant socket]

Society.

[long breach]

there’s obscure shi like star stacker

[burnt marsh]

ok the best thing about this video is the magolor jokes even if theyre overdone

[long breach]

and toy box

[maiden swan]

I didn’t think people genuinely hated star allies

[long breach]

right now it’s the worst on the switch

[maiden swan]

It’s not one of my favorites but it’s far from one of the worst

[long breach]

but not bad

star allie’s brought crazy lore

[burnt marsh]

worst on the switch is clash imo

[long breach]

arguable

[novel fog]

true
I like replaying stages with different abilities and stuff

[long breach]

but fair fair

[burnt marsh]

its not bad at all but its just

meh

[maiden swan]

I will not tolerate clash slander even if the stamina stuff makes me sad

[burnt marsh]

i feel that way about both clash games honestly

[long breach]

it is also easier

[jolly valve]

They can say all they want about Star Allies. But you gotta admit it made many old characters relevant again

[ocean mauve]

out of the mainlines on switch it would be my least favorite. That is only because FL and RTDLDX are the other two mainlines and I love both lmao

[austere willow]

i dont get people who buy Kirby games look at the 100% marker and go "yep thats it forever" like

[floral mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO9qRoN6ZNk&ab_channel=Silvery here

[burnt marsh]

yeah same here

[pliant socket]

Beam Kirby slander??? Mid

[long breach]

another thing about star allie’s is the fanservice no not that kind

[austere willow]

mfers really spend 60 dollars playing an infinitely replayable game for only 6 hours

[prisma island]

prolly cuz kirby is overall much higher quality

[long breach]

also cutter slander

imagine

[maiden swan]

I really don’t want to watch this if beam is on the thumbnail

[pliant socket]

Honestly silvery is ok. His takes are ok. Not the best but ok.

Though we all know that I have the best takes

[novel fog]

sometimes 100% isn't even the max completion lmao

[long breach]

he does actually not like beam

[junior fiber]

i know this video is full of lies

[floral mantle]

also say Mecha Kirby's appearance is too much and he hates it

also hates Bell Kirby

[long breach]

don’t forget cutter

[maiden swan]

Invalid

[long breach]

cutter is unforgivable

cutter is literally one of the coolest kirby hats lmao

[jolly valve]

The only thing that's stopping me from completing Guest Star with all characters is my weird phobia of instadeath crushing sections in video games lmao

[maiden swan]

He said the cutter hat is bad?

[long breach]

yes

[maiden swan]

I’m definitely not watching this wth

[long breach]

he didn’t like cutter

[floral mantle]

The ones he say is good is Yoyo

[junior fiber]

nevermind this silvery guy sucks

[cursive sandal]

I love cutter and its hat

[maiden swan]

Please at least tell me Poison isn’t in there

[floral mantle]

it's on the best drip

[maiden swan]

Ok he has some sense

[spark lotus]

Mecha bringing us Kirby with gloves....

[ocean mauve]

Both kinds

[pliant socket]

"Cutter's hat is bad" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063983239296974951/1070192876077731881/igVideo.mov

[floral mantle]

He also say Kirby's Hammer (Not the hat) sucks

[junior fiber]

CAKED UP

[long breach]

oh yeah he also criticized sword

i’m pretty sure

[maiden swan]

Please stop

[floral mantle]

not sword... Bomb

[jolly valve]

Me sweating my ass during that one High Jump section in Dangerous Dinner

[long breach]

💀

[floral mantle]

Actually, he criticize Ninja and Stone

[pliant socket]

Goddamn!!!!!

[long breach]

again out of everything he criticized cutter is just too good

[floral mantle]

This Ninja in particular

[spark lotus]

aagh I can't play games with main characters im TOO sympathetic to.. my uncle got me stray and I'm stuck at a section because I don't want to sacrifice the cat to the headcrabs

[pliant socket]

I mean the hat is great and all

But it's just a stone recolor

[long breach]

also he preferred just a generic witch hat and staff and said it should replace beam ☠️☠️☠️

[floral mantle]

and he criticize this

[ocean mauve]

I wish kumazaki let stone keep the old hat since ninja got a new one

[maiden swan]

For the longest time when I saw that art I thought ninja could just make walls to cling on out of nothing

[pliant socket]

Same like stone's new hat is erm. Boring!

[ruby plaza]

Totally not stolen, but what is screwing you over the most?

[ocean mauve]

And ugly!

[prisma island]

first one lol

[long breach]

that would honestly be insane. insanely cool

[pliant socket]

None because I'm a pro gamer

[maiden swan]

First one made me feel like a genuine fool

[pliant socket]

Anyways the vid is finished

[junior fiber]

that fucking sleep one lmao

[long breach]

what’s the red thing in the bottom left corner

[maiden swan]

Never got got by the 2nd one

[spark lotus]

someone told me the original idea was that the rock was just a disguise, which is similar to what a Ninja might do.. but stone has always done damage, hasn't it?

[long breach]

oh

i see

[ocean mauve]

I've done the first one a million times and will still fuck it up when I'm autopiloting and think the solution is reverse of what it actually is

[ruby plaza]

Chest

[pliant socket]

Gonna rate it a 6.5/10 for the SA slander and the scope shot slander...

[maiden swan]

Yeah

[jolly valve]

Which level was tht first one again

[long breach]

scope shot should be the reward for true 100%ing the game

[floral mantle]

how many times he slander SA?

[ruby plaza]

I think Cave Offensive?

[jolly valve]

Damn I should replay KSSU again

[floral mantle]

Remember when Kirby Franchise got a little revisionist history when Star Allies came out?

[spark lotus]

it also gave me flashbacks to the one section in Egg Engines

[maiden swan]

I think it was the very first area for GCO

Or 2nd

[spark lotus]

where you're in a sliding room and there are bomb blocks above you, you're supposed to have spark to be able to do anything about it

[long breach]

sakurai adding the 26th fire emblem character instead of literally any character from his own game to smash

[ruby plaza]

Which game is the third one from?

[spark lotus]

egg engines

im pretty sure

i mean

[ruby plaza]

Ah

[jolly valve]

LMFAOOOO I had to replay that twice

[spark lotus]

egg engines best kirby game

[ruby narwhal]

Don’t forget buff dedede

[ocean mauve]

it appears in SS/SSU, rtdl, and FL to my knowledge

[spark lotus]

but yeah the one with the sleep ability as an obstacle and the treadmill below, actually another section with blocks that slowly crumble while you stand/nap on them

[ruby plaza]

Kirby puzzles really love to make you feel like a damn fool

[floral mantle]

Factory Levels are the best

[prisma island]

1 and 2 are the prime examples of kirby fans being their own worst enemy playing these games

[spark lotus]

I wonder if Meta Knight's wings can still cut those rope platforms from below, resulting in his death

[prisma island]

pretty sure they do

[floral mantle]

Spinni in that one puzzle on his way to kill Daroach

[prisma island]

long live the king

[floral mantle]

Kirby Puzzles are peak comedy

[long breach]

i wish meta knight had the leaping sword instead of the thrust 😞😞😞

[ocean mauve]

https://twitter.com/bokunanashi0101/status/1068869281574612993?s=46

雑多74ななし (@bokunanashi0101)

使命を全うしたスピンと反応が遅れたドロッチェ
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[long breach]

also will we ever get ssu meta knight again

[spark lotus]

someone pointed out that he's kind of snuggling up in his cape or something

[prisma island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920498813150593034/1082517574010548305/watermark.gif

[ruby plaza]

97% of my deaths in RTDL Deluxe is done by my own stupid doings

[long breach]

fr 💀

[ruby plaza]

I've killed myself more times than an enemy has killed me

[spark lotus]

that one Another Dimension section where you inhale the Como and immediately fall to your death

[floral mantle]

Lol this reply is peak

[long breach]

also it took me like 8 years to understand that part in onion ocean where you get in a water lift and it shows you the 3 paths and one is an energy sphere

[prisma island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920498813150593034/1082518384899543050/watermark.gif

[floral mantle]

Magolor: You owe me 5000 Gem Apples, Daroach

[junior fiber]

i love how fast the ninja attack descends

[long breach]

so you hit the bomb

[junior fiber]

god these are such trolls

[long breach]

which destroys the floor

[ocean mauve]

LMAO I never saw this

[floral mantle]

It seems like Magolor Helper Ultra Sword can work as well lol

[ocean mauve]

I always fuck that one up

[spark lotus]

same tho

[long breach]

i didn’t even understand it

💀💀💀

[jolly valve]

Bonkers' SS sprite always gets me lmao. Why he always clenched up like that

[ocean mauve]

it's a dumb puzzle tbh lol. game doesn't give you time to study it

[prisma island]

i had to use the switch clip function to figure out the solution for that onion ocean puzzle lol

[floral mantle]

Kirby Games making Funny Puzzles:

[long breach]

what 💀

[ruby narwhal]

When the falling object is not a semi-solid

[prisma island]

hold down the screenshot button and it'll save the last 30 seconds of video

[spark lotus]

add 2 more players and then you all just go down, puzzle solved.. unless you only have two joycons

[long breach]

i know

but fr ☠️

[prisma island]

then what was with the "what 💀" 💀

[jolly valve]

They should make a Stone Super Ability and the only transformation is the metal platform

[spark lotus]

the one that gets cut down okay that'd be hilarious

[prisma island]

my adhd-addled brain needs to download more ram

[floral mantle]

and you fall down into the void

[spark lotus]

the puzzle DOES go by pretty fast

[leaden terrace]

im late but

[long breach]

oh yeah and there was this one puzzle i think it was in 2-4 or something the one where it’s a sand conveyor the whole level and there’s a puzzle which requires you to use beam to activate the switch i connected a second controller ☠️☠️

[leaden terrace]

that one button in that treasure hunt subgame

[spark lotus]

you kinda have to like spam down to make sure you dont get swept away

[leaden terrace]

that spawns squishies but also the chest falling off screen

that broke my heart

[jolly valve]

I vaguely remember shouting in shock when I fell for this once

[long breach]

i swear kirby puzzles were designed by marx and magalor

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[spark lotus]

dont they also have the nonlethal versions of that platform in Star Allies?

[prisma island]

kirby fans try to not kill themselves in puzzles impossible challenge

[spark lotus]

cuz those would mess up your brain when looking at these puzzles

[junior fiber]

i know the level designers cackle at themselves when making those

[ruby plaza]

Me when I try steal an enemy's ability while jumping over a void gap

[junior fiber]

I DO THIS SO MUCH

[spark lotus]

that one como

[junior fiber]

i go like "ok this time i wont die because i know"

(i still die)

[jolly valve]

The level designer:

[floral mantle]

Kumazaki: They say Kirby's an easy game, right?
Endo: Yes
Kumazaki: Design the dumbest puzzles that people will still fall for

[ruby plaza]

HAL doesn't like seeing Kirby hurt with enemies so they let the player kill Kirby repeatedly due to their own foolishness

[floral mantle]

Yuki Endo is Level Design Director, huh

[austere willow]

ASSDJKSDJSDJKSDJKSD

NOW THATS A NEW ONE

[midnight kelp]

I can’t describe what emotions I felt seeing this

[pliant socket]

We already talked about this in the non spoiler channel i think

[ruby plaza]

Oh

[pliant socket]

#1019293243944476672 message

[ocean condor]

TheBearGhostGamer1#4043 - #[NO SPOILERS] Return to Dream Land Deluxe

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[spark lotus]

I may have been there for that, maybe

ok im probably just remembering it from a diff server

[ruby plaza]

Ngl, while they added diagonal swimming, I wish they also added diagonal attack with spear in the water

[pulsar falcon]

Im late to the AntDude slander but does he mention Hal in this video or is he like "Damn Nintendo went all out in this one!" as he always does

[pliant socket]

Latter

[pulsar falcon]

Of course

Nintendo youtuber moment

[stray arch]

Nobody that has played this game has NOT done this at least once

[leaden terrace]

i mean im p sure he gives credit to both

i already forgot tho

[pulsar falcon]

I haven't seen they guy mention Hal ever

[lost briar]

i'm sure he's aware hal develops the games but he'll probably credit nintendo instead because its funnier

[pliant socket]

He says hal ONCE when talking about the qbby statue

[pulsar falcon]

Incredible

[stray arch]

Mfw there's a falling platform attached with a rope right above me (my life is about to end)

[leaden terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

Kirby fans whenever they see something tied up above them

[austere willow]

thinking about that 1 clip where Faye finds ||Magolor Soul TA version in the True Arena, tries to fight him and then gets sucked into the side blackholes||

[solar harbor]

||Me when I use Sand's guard because I didn't expect double black holes: ||

[celest grove]

My opinion is that FL Dees are better

can I hug them

[prisma island]

[flat pendant]

wild waddle dee and domesticated waddle dee

[floral mantle]

Naughty Waddle Dees vs Good Waddle Dees

I'mma call the enemy Waddle Dees Naughty Waddle Dee

[spark lotus]

one time I missed it while playing with my sister, but I switched my character to Bandana Dee and told her to hop on, guard, and release in 3, 2, 1.. and the spear projectile went through the wall and hit the bomb block. That was the first time she ever did a team attack in Kirby, haha

[vapid kestrel]

They should make it so that bosses that have attacks that crush you just instant ko like a falling platform

[hexed current]

Blocky’s Revenge

[acoustic crescent]

that sounds neat and BS at the same time... 😅

[fathom cradle]

Egg engines boss where you constantly have to move up through crushing blocks falling down

[vapid kestrel]

You're gonna love when Bobby Soul does Bound Pound after a 30 boss arena

[acoustic crescent]

lmao

[solar harbor]

[pliant socket]

So true faye!!! So true!!!!

[lime acorn]

Mago-lore has worldbuilding no way

(implicit KRTDLDX spoilers, ||considering Magolor's birthplace isn't really Halcandra||)

Fanmade lore WIP

Btw I sure do think Tyohalka's six continents I listed don't spell a word with their first letters

[prisma island]

ah is this fanon? i've been brewing up my own headcanon for a hot second myself lol

[pliant socket]

||Halken W||

[tawdry mulch]

So real for this tbh

[pliant socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077968255232254092/1085681211676049479/7emssg.png

[junior fiber]

antdude moment

[tawdry mulch]

Antdude more like BASEDdude

[lime acorn]

Real

[pliant socket]

Ok scope shot hater

[tawdry mulch]

Sooo mad

[pliant socket]

No im not!!! Grrr

I'm definitely not pissed off by the fact that Scope Shot's main theme was relegated to a hal room

Noooooo

[obtuse vessel]

Eats your wii game and your dolphin emulator so you can’t play it anymore

[tawdry mulch]

Cope shot

[acoustic crescent]

at least it fits with egg engines theme so it's good :)

[tawdry mulch]

Ok but I do miss scope shot kinda

[pliant socket]

[vapid kestrel]

I miss Scope Shot but also imagine
Caring

[tawdry mulch]

then I would be mps when I'm not mps I'm ampether

[vapid kestrel]

Scope Shot more like
Scope Shotans

[prisma island]

booming blasters really a downgrade 😔

[lime acorn]

Scope shot is cool why would Hal take it away aaaaa

[pliant socket]

B-b-but I care

[pliant socket]

wtf???? Can't believe I have a mid clone

[tawdry mulch]

imPOSISBOE

Youre not even good enough to be my fake

[junior fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008135436188790856/1085719463401357312/caption.gif

[pliant socket]

eats those words

RtDX slander
Scope Shot fans try not to bitch and whine about no scope shot for one picosecond challenge

[tawdry mulch]

They should add Scope Shot to Star Allies

[obtuse vessel]

So star Allies but somewhat good

[tawdry mulch]

Star Allies but AWESOME

[acoustic crescent]

i want star allies dx like RtDL 🙏

[neat path]

Nah, fuck that, we need SQUEAK SQUAD DX

[obtuse vessel]

YOUR SAYING THAT WHEN PR DX COULD EXIST

[prisma island]

star allies minigames are so mid

[junior fiber]

chop champs sweep

[prisma island]

this is going to be the only way we're going to get a dark nebula remix

[neat path]

The guy above me said Star Allies DX, so I just replied with another mid Kirby game remade

PR DX would be sick tho.

[obtuse vessel]

Kirby slide dx

[neat path]

Star Stacker DX

[acoustic crescent]

gryll in hd

[neat path]

This in HD

[prisma island]

[lime acorn]

Drunkine

[charred lion]

I finished secret stage in magolor epilogue. Is there a cutscene I'm supposed to get by beating the final boss again?

I have one more theater scene. Not sure if that's for the arenas, which I also haven't done yet

[solar harbor]

As far as I remember, there is an exclusive cutscene in EX Mode, unless you beat that one as well

[novel fog]

it's probably just the Kirby Master cutscene for 100%

[charred lion]

Yep, that must be it

So the little thing in magolor epilogue credits, where he ||sets up shop for I assume Kirby clash. Was that not its own cutscene? I only saw it in the credits as still images||

[solar harbor]

||It's only in the credits||

[novel fog]

||yeah it is just in the credits||

[charred lion]

Okay thanks!

[solar harbor]

||And yes it's Kirby Clash||

[charred lion]

At first I thought ||it was merry magoland||

[novel fog]

||specifically Team Kirby Clash Deluxe||

||since Broom Hatter and all||

[tawdry mulch]

||is broom hatter in clash wtf happened to them in SKC||

||broom hatter found dead||

[lost briar]

replaced by friend Parasol Waddle Dee

or Gooey

idk

[tawdry mulch]

someone should call broom hatter make sure theyre okay

[novel fog]

||they had stuff to do||

||they cleaned Castle Village enough||

[tawdry mulch]

a job well done

o7 Broom Hatter

[ruby plaza]

Star Allies Broom Hatter < RTDL Deluxe Broom Hatter

Lil dude look so much better with his slick little hat

[maiden swan]

This but Poppy Bros. Jr.

Also I’ll pretend I didn’t see that typo

[ruby plaza]

Yes please do

[maiden swan]

The boy

[neat path]

Agreed, manz is better as a witch potato than a maid potato.