[SPOILERS] RtDL Deluxe

[unique gyro]

yes, for some reason Wikipedia lists Leongar as one of his notable works

[vapid kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-leongar-leon-kirby-and-the-forgotten-land-kirby-forgotten-land-gif-25621089

[fathom cradle]

kirby sweep

[raven solstice]

but it is notable work

[fathom cradle]

getting prolific vas to voice like 5 grunts and screams in the kirby games will never not be funny to me

[unique gyro]

On par with things like Scar and All MIght, though? I'm not sure about that personally, lmao

[ruby narwhal]

Honestly some of the noises leon makes like… my god…

[unique gyro]

That really threw me off when I saw who the Three Mage-Sisters were

[celest grove]

how about a full on actor

for Hyness

[raven solstice]

he did not need to go that hard for simple sounds in a Kirby game but man's did it

[junior fiber]

the scream was really good

anyway forgo leon one of the best fights in kirby history

[ruby narwhal]

When he enters his third phase in forgo leon fight

[raven solstice]

Forgo Leon fuckin slaps

[floral mantle]

imagine being a super famous VA, and you have to voice 5 different grunts for Kirby

[raven solstice]

also i'm gonna be straight up, while i didn't expect Morpho Knight, i didn't really like it that much

[ruby narwhal]

Oh yeah, definitely one of the highlights of ucz

[tawdry mulch]

i love the funny lion man leongar

[raven solstice]

it didn't feel like a huge reveal or anything because i was kinda ready to fight a brand new boss and then it's just, another knight again

[unique gyro]

I'm fairly sure Shigeru Chiba is also very active doing voice work, but yeah, makes sense. I may be remembering incorrectly, but my memory is telling me he was also voice director for KSA, haha

[tawdry mulch]

"ermm hes the worst kirby character he does nothing" hes a lion hes a cat let him be a lion he doesnt need angsty fanfic trauma to be cool hes THE KING OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM AND HE GOES GRAAAAAAAAAH

[unique gyro]

... this is reminding me of the 30th anniversary stream when Makiko Ohmoto was on stage alongside Kumazaki, and while the former was doing a little ad-lib using Sectonia and Susie, Kumazaki added in his friggin' Dedede grunts in response

Who's got the tweet with the clip from that?

[raven solstice]

Dedede is him

Forgo Dedede also sounded pretty good

[celest grove]

he did both

so outright saying actor is not unfitting

[unique gyro]

No no, I understood, lol

I guess I just knew him more for voice acting (and I would think to put more emphasis on that)

[floral mantle]

why does Smash Dedede sound like a nightmarish monster?

[celest grove]

also he's not voice director

the voice director might actually be Ogasawara

[unique gyro]

Would make sense, yeah

[celest grove]

iirc he did talk about voices

[unique gyro]

I might be thinking of another (Nintendo) game where Shigeru Chiba did voice direction

https://twitter.com/HypraSeaPea/status/1557769447980404737?s=20
Anyways here's the clip I mentioned

Now I'm being reminded that there's three sets of Dedede voices in RtDL Deluxe

🍭Hyper Seap🍭 RtDLDX playing TRUE ARENA (@HypraSeaPea)

Watching kumazaki just make dedede noises on command is somehow way more jarring to me than ohmoto making kirby noises

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[celest grove]

look it's dedede

[unique gyro]

RtDL Kumazaki, Triple Deluxe Kumazaki and Forgotten Land Kumazaki

[celest grove]

no need for effects

he just does it fine already

[floral mantle]

imagine Kumazaki voicing Smash Dedede

[unique gyro]

Someone could probably easily mod that, haha

[proper spindle]

Please

His dedede voice is so good

Hands down my favorite version of the king’s voice

[ruby narwhal]

Oh god… I can only imagine kuma in the recording booth making the noises for forgo de

[junior fiber]

lmao i didnt know kumazaki voiced him without a filter

thats so strange

[unique gyro]

I have no idea when he decided it would be a good idea to inherit that particular aspect of Dedede, but I'm glad he chose to follow in Sakurai's footsteps, haha

[covert jasper]

peak clip

[unique gyro]

the absolute earliest he could have been thinking about it was when the fourth iteration of RtDL was being made, if I were to guess

cause Sakurai's Dedede was only a thing starting in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and KSSU of course didn't have those sorts of voice clips

(and accounting for when they would have gotten far enough in development to consider starting to record voices for RtDL)

[faint galleon]

He voiced Dedede in 64 too

[unique gyro]

Wait, in 64? Hold

[celest grove]

yes

Sakurai did voice Dedede in Kirby 64

he is credited

You can see his name under Voice

[unique gyro]

https://twitter.com/PushDustIn/status/1323022086181445637?s=20 Motherf--

PushDustIn ✈️ GDC (@PushDustIn)

{Sound of Direction}
Masahiro Sakurai has been voicing King Dedede since Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards.
Ted Lewis, Kenichi Ogata, and Shinya Kumazaki have been providing the voice for Dedede outside of Smash / Kirby 64.

#SmashBros #PushFacts #Nintendo #Dedede #KingDedede #Kirby

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[floral mantle]

why does Sakurai Dedede sound like a nightmarish monster?

[unique gyro]

it's even on a PushDustIn fact card

[celest grove]

it seems it's how Sakurai sees Dedede

[unique gyro]

His voice is likely filtered

it's like, multi-layered and stuff

[junior fiber]

me when lies and falsehoods

[celest grove]

https://tenor.com/view/king-dedede-ssbu-laugh-smash-bros-gif-12872995

[proper spindle]

He did make the character, but man is Kumazaki’s voice for him just… better sounding

[celest grove]

Sakurai is secretly laughing at gamers

[unique gyro]

both Sakurai's Brawl performance and his Smash For/Ultimate performance as Dedede sound filtered to me

[proper spindle]

Very

[unique gyro]

sounds like a huge goof

which is what he is on Team Kirby, honestly

[celest grove]

And seemingly loves metal music

and headbangs

[unique gyro]

but also with some epic screams to show you that he means business

[covert jasper]

kumazaki is just a kirby fan and I love that

[proper spindle]

[celest grove]

even Kumazaki knows how special Ishikawa is

lol

[covert jasper]

TRUE

[celest grove]

and he even outright says it

[unique gyro]

Also, shoutouts to that one performance from the band during the 30th anniversary where you got live performance from Kumazaki Dedede

[celest grove]

Kumazaki has a hat with a crown on it on that

[odd rover]

Booming Blasters complete less go

[proper spindle]

Kumazaki is just the Dedede voice

[unique gyro]

Oh yeah, that reminds me... Before I unlocked The True Arena, I went back to sweep everything I could

[junior fiber]

he's so enthusiastic here lol

[covert jasper]

kumazaki is dedede irl

[unique gyro]

any Challenge Stages I had yet to finish in Main Mode, sweep through the Challenge Stages on EX, finish the True Extra Missions in Merry Magoland...

[vapid kestrel]

Sometimes I feel like Kumazaki is like
A fictional character

[celest grove]

why didn't they reupload this part

[covert jasper]

because he is

[vapid kestrel]

How is the director of this series so fucking based

[junior fiber]

bro is a cartoon character

[unique gyro]

I was particularly happy that the moment I managed to finish the Samurai Kirby 100 mission in the original list of 100 missions, I had also done so getting top 10, automatically clearing the True Extra Mission that required me to reach it

[vapid kestrel]

Dude appearing on screen in a leather jacket screaming in a mike

[junior fiber]

where's that one photo him holding tdx

[covert jasper]

kumazaki rejected his reality and inserted himself into the kirby universe

[vapid kestrel]

You wish your director was this cool

[celest grove]

still such a powerful image

[covert jasper]

TRUE

[ruby narwhal]

“He doesn’t need no auto tune”

[proper spindle]

God I love the whispy in the background

[junior fiber]

whispy is jamming

[celest grove]

that's cause they're at Kirby Café

[proper spindle]

Goofy looking tree

[covert jasper]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN ON A ROOM WHERE ISHIKAWA WAS TOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[lofty condor]

I cannot see Kirby getting another director after Kumazaki
Dude feels like he’s immortal when he’s literally just a normal human

[covert jasper]

THIS IS THE TOKYO KIRBY CAFÉ

[celest grove]

They probably recorded the song in a studio, then recorded video sessions at Kirby Café

[unique gyro]

... now for some reason I'm trying to imagine him saying "dat dere kirbeh"

[proper spindle]

Let’s hope whoever takes over after him is just as cool

[covert jasper]

(and everyone else)

[vapid kestrel]

This whispy model is so good it looks so real its almost like he’s actually a real model in a real room man how did they do it

[celest grove]

and Sakurai, technically

Sakurai did go there iirc

[covert jasper]

OH TRUE

he had an autograph there

[floral mantle]

is the food good?

[covert jasper]

yes

[floral mantle]

Hmmm... I wanna try so bad lol

[celest grove]

I've heard it's not the greatest food

[junior fiber]

if only they could make some overseas

[celest grove]

but it's not bad

by any means

[covert jasper]

it's good for being a theme café yeah

[celest grove]

What sells the place is mostly the theme

[floral mantle]

I mean, I'm not expecting a Michelin Star Food

[covert jasper]

in comparison I didn't like the pokémon café food

[celest grove]

and music composed by Kirby music staff

[floral mantle]

I heard you get to keep some of the things?

[covert jasper]

kirby café was overall good, the sweet stuff is the best however

car-mouth cake was so good, I hope they always have it as a dish

[celest grove]

I tend to have issues with food so I would probably just take the simple stuff

[covert jasper]

yeah! I got a mug and two plates

[celest grove]

and just vibe

[covert jasper]

and some drink coasters

[floral mantle]

wow

[covert jasper]

but for some you gotta pay extra to keep the stuff

it is pricy

but also like

it's kirby

[floral mantle]

I see

[covert jasper]

take all my money

[floral mantle]

lol

[celest grove]

the big whispy is worth it

[vapid kestrel]

How much to carry whispy home

[celest grove]

You have to buy Warpstar Inc

good luck

[fathom cradle]

Faye when she pays extra to take whispy home but they don't give her anything so she gets confused and annoyed and eventually goes back home and sees the tree next to her house open its eyes

[covert jasper]

100% worth it

[floral mantle]

how much are they?

[covert jasper]

the cups at the back I bought in other places

[celest grove]

Kirby 30th logo is so much better than the 25th

[covert jasper]

well it's like the dishes come with them

I would need to double check the prices

[celest grove]

the Kirby 25th logo looks like a Sonic logo lol

[covert jasper]

LOL true

[unique gyro]

God damn, you're right and I hate that you just forever ruined the Festival ability for me by saying that

[celest grove]

Kirby is Sonic but in the better timeline

[vapid kestrel]

[fathom cradle]

Kirby wags his uh

[covert jasper]

going to continue kirby café stuff in #milkyway-merch

[fathom cradle]

Stub at you

[floral mantle]

I would still love to think that a Kirby Bad Timeline is when they release Kid Kirby

[celest grove]

The thing is

Kid Kirby would probably just be a one off

brb

[vapid kestrel]

The festival ability was ruined when they didn’t redesign its graphics to match the 30th anniversary

[unique gyro]

I mean... it's kinda hard to do that when it's not a fancy banner or anything

it's literally just a goddamn Warp Star

[fathom cradle]

Festival's inclusion in this game is the funniest thing

[floral mantle]

Festival or Crash?

[vapid kestrel]

30th Anniversary Festival where Kirby gets on a Warp Star and just crashes into shit on the screen

Nintendo hire me

[unique gyro]

I unironically despise this, joke or not

but that's a tirade for another time

[fathom cradle]

I was talking about this with Leo and like yes it's a remake and kind of an anniversary game but also festival allowed them to make a 5th ability room with 5 abilities

[lost briar]

the real reason they included festival is because they realized they would have to make 6 copy ability rooms with four abilities each otherwise

[fathom cradle]

[lost briar]

what teh fuck

[vapid kestrel]

@vale river

[junior fiber]

carnival bringing itself back to life whenever an anniversary game comes out

[unique gyro]

So basically, a distribution thing?

[floral mantle]

Festival or Crash?

[unique gyro]

What's in that final room, again... It's like, Hammer, Crash, Ninja... I forget the rest

[lost briar]

hammer, crash, mike, ninja, and festival

[unique gyro]

I'm always partial to Crash, personally, but I like Festival for its particular effect

[junior fiber]

why'd i say carnival...

[vapid kestrel]

They should’ve just put two sleep essences in the same room

[fathom cradle]

The original had 4 copy ability rooms with 5 abilities each

[vapid kestrel]

Carnevale

[fathom cradle]

And it didn't have crash or mike

[floral mantle]

Make a room with 4 sleep ability and 1 random

[vale river]

Lmao

That's what I'm saying fr

[fathom cradle]

So they added crash and Mike, and also had mecha and sand for new abilities

But they need one more ability

[vale river]

Erm... Crash and Mike were in RtDL

I think you should stop and consider the words you say before you say them

[vast vapor]

festival

[unique gyro]

What they're saying is that there was no easy access to a Copy Essence for them

in this game, there is

[vale river]

King is my good friend

I am trying to make him hate me

This is step four

[fathom cradle]

"Good"

[vale river]

Step five go

[vapid kestrel]

Actually no they added Crash and Mike to the original game for the remake

[fathom cradle]

[vast vapor]

Me when I alienate all my best friends simply for the humor

[vale river]

Dolphin is so advanced

[unique gyro]

I need to sleep now

don't shake your controller pls

[vapid kestrel]

It got localized out of the english description but if you read the pause description in Japanese they say that the abilities were added back to the original through a mysterious power that crosses dimensions and time

Crazy how Kuma made AD real just for the sake of his storytelling

[lost briar]

incredible

[coarse epoch]

Alright, I have a very important question regarding the lore, since I can't piece it together other than "maybe this happened"

So Magolor Epilogue's Magolor is from the Extra Mode which is non-canon, and while in the dimension he gains access to the crystal apples and becomes Super Kirby Clash Magolor, right?

However, if the non-canon Magolor is the one who had obtained the apples, then why in Star Allies does the canon Magolor use them as weapons?

[floral mantle]

no, it just means the Extra Mode is canon.

[coarse epoch]

I guess, but then it'd have to be a multiversal sort of thing, and even then that doesn't explain how our Magolor got the apples

[floral mantle]

I mean, is the Extra Mode that different from the Story Mode?

[jolly valve]

Okay what if the only part of Extra Mode that is canon is when Magolor turns into his EX form

[lost briar]

i'd say extra mode is a parallel like how clash is to it

[floral mantle]

in terms of plot?

[coarse epoch]

Sort of, yeah

[jolly valve]

Like they even have a special extended cutscene for it

[coarse epoch]

Unless in Story Mode Magolor also got sent through the dimension, got the apples that way, and then ended up back in Dreamland

[lost briar]

but at worst all it just do is imply you were supposed to do Magolor Epilogue after Extra Mode

[fathom cradle]

Actually it'd be funny if the magolor that came back wasn't the same one that OUR main kirby killed

[lost briar]

parallel moment

[floral mantle]

please no... you can't do this to me

[fathom cradle]

But also I don't really see a problem with extra mode being the main canon anyways, since they even explain landia ex and magolor ex

And the rest is basically just filler to the overall plot

[coarse epoch]

I mean yeah, but these are still two separate Magolors

Meaning it's a joint thing, or Parallel as RAWD put it

[jolly valve]

New Kirby fans who haven't played RTDL before seeing a different looking Magolor Phase 2 during the Epilogue intro:

[fathom cradle]

Tbh it's funny as shit they made it magolor soul in that cutscene

[coarse epoch]

I'm not a new Kirby fan I'm just trying to wrap my brain around 'dem a p p l e s

[stoic lark]

i wonder why so

[coarse epoch]

Yeah it was sort of strange

[vast vapor]

lmao

[floral mantle]

there's a pin that probably explain it well

[main fractal]

I think alot of they wouldn't even notice the difference

[lost briar]

at most all it just implies is that you were supposed to do extra mode before epilogue

[coarse epoch]

A pin you say? Where might I find this pin

[vast vapor]

if I played epilogue after extra mode like I originally planned I wouldn’t even have noticed

[vapid kestrel]

No screw you king I will drop this series faster than I dropped that baby in ‘86 if I find out Fatty Puffer is canonically red

[lost briar]

otherwise might as well not think about it

[floral mantle]

in pins.

[floral mantle]

Red Fatty Puffer is his sibling... Pyribbit

[main fractal]

I think HRd3 and Magolor Soul are the canon parts of ex mode

Just those 2 specifically

[lost briar]

this is the real reason those bosses come over to magoland, they have no actual hatred for kirby because he never fought them

[coarse epoch]

Fatty Puffer has canonically died from mesothelioma

[jolly valve]

Whispy EX, Whispy's Revenge, what's the difference

[main fractal]

It's weird that they made HRd3 ex exclusive back in the day though

[vast vapor]

cons: red fatty puffer is canon
pros: Mr. Sex is canon

[lost briar]

i will probably die though if Kumazaki actually uses parallels to explain why story mode and extra mode have access to the same magoland

[junior fiber]

mr sex

[floral mantle]

Mr.Dooter when you didn't say Barry is X

[coarse epoch]

Magoland is really weird too, the first time you enter it says that it's sort of a different story that led to that

I forget the exact text, but basically it's not supposed to be an actual area in the Story Mode Dreamland

[unique gyro]

And yet

Stage 5-1

[coarse epoch]

Yet for some reason you can see it in the background of Nutty Noon Stage 1

Ye

[vapid kestrel]

Magoland is actually a mirage being projected at nutty noon

[brave crag]

What a dream ability!

[coarse epoch]

You know what lemme check a few things, I completely forgot about pause screen descriptions

[vapid kestrel]

Its like how you can see the other side of a portal

There is just a giant hole in nutty noon duh

[coarse epoch]

Ah, I see

[floral mantle]

@coarse epoch look at this

[fathom cradle]

Drawn by the mechanical energy here,
this fanciful amusement park crossed time
and space through an interdimensional
tunnel. Get ready for a dream day
at a fun-filled land of subgames!

[idle sapphire]

Kumazaki the type of fella to materialize a lightbulb above his head after figuring out how to make the next Kirby finale more disturbing than the last.

[vapid kestrel]

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[unique gyro]

one day he'll just put in the actual Cthulhu in Kirby

[covert jasper]

doesn't the intro to magoland say it's from a different time and place than the story mode

[fathom cradle]

it does but you can also see it in the background in 5-1

[covert jasper]

I assume it's just from the future after magolor was successful in clash dimension got rich and made the park

[coarse epoch]

Uh

[maiden swan]

He’ll make a final boss that’s just a giant worm so Kirby experiences fear for the first time ever

[coarse epoch]

I'm sorry but I am having a very difficult time reading that lol

[jolly valve]

My headcanon RTDL DX (Extra Mode) -> Magolor Epilogue -> Super Kirby Clash ----------> Sometime after FL, Merry Magoland

[fathom cradle]

like i def think this is right, especially with him expressly saying he's always wanted to make a theme park after 120 spheres in extra mode

[unique gyro]

I feel like Magoland is just one of Magolor's many efforts to create an amusement park, though perhaps it's also one of the most substantial

[fathom cradle]

so it's a way of tying a neat little bow on his development even after epilogue

but also the 5-1 appearance is just weird lol

[tawdry mulch]

everyone casually forgetting Clash happens in the past (this is because noone thinks about clash)

[unique gyro]

Would you say only the New Challenge Stages is bigger, in terms of Magolor's theme parks thus far?

Cause you got that, and Dedede's Drum Dash Deluxe, as his past theme parks

[coarse epoch]

Why are Meta Knight and Dedede in the Dream Kingdom too though?

[covert jasper]

he calls it the greatest place in the universe, I think it's the last one he made, the ultimate one

new challenge stages and drum dash deluxe were probably before magoland

for kirby and dedede specifically

[proper spindle]

Also if you float up where the Lor crashes you can see Magoland in the background

[vapid kestrel]

Our faces when magoland is being built in the bg of the next kirby game

[proper spindle]

It’s just

[tawdry mulch]

idk thats kumazakis job

[proper spindle]

There

[unique gyro]

I was honestly thinking this, too, especially since Merry Magoland has such an emphasis on looking at entertainment of the past - and Magolor putting his own spin on things

[covert jasper]

yup

[vocal latch]

They're parallel counterparts (not to mix up with Parallel characters who are otherworldly counterparts)

[covert jasper]

yeah clash dimension is basically an AU

[unique gyro]

(for the record, I managed to complete all 120 missions, and receive Magolor's speech at the end about the reasons he made Merry Magoland)

[tawdry mulch]

not to mix up with Parallels who are AD fanfic generations

[vocal latch]

Agreed.

[proper spindle]

“I wanted to build an amusement park all along”

• Mr. galactic conquest

[coarse epoch]

I can't believe that a remake of all things is shoving the lore out of whack

[vocal latch]

Would be cool if New Challenge Stages or Drum Dash ever got remade and had Manager Magolor jumpscare tho

[jolly valve]

So does this mean GK is still not canon lmao

[vapid kestrel]

The last remake introduced GK

[unique gyro]

maybe the dude just wants to find a different way to conquer the universe

[coarse epoch]

Ehh it all depends

[fathom cradle]

*the last remake introduced wham bam jewel

[unique gyro]

instead of domination, he will conquer the universe by a different kind of subjugation

[coarse epoch]

In the MAIN Kirby story, no

[unique gyro]

get you to enjoy his theme park so y'all can't fight back

[fathom cradle]

we still haven't gotten to that arc yet

[coarse epoch]

Unless you count Morpho Knight, but that's a whole different bag o' worms

[covert jasper]

He likes shiny stuff!

[tawdry mulch]

||no he is canon cause clash is canon||

[covert jasper]

everything is canon

[proper spindle]

Still can’t believe they just casually made clash canon like that

[vocal latch]

Unless you think Meta Knightmare Ultra or Guest Star with a Dream Friend happened on the main universe, no you didn't fight him in the main world yet.

[unique gyro]

Schrödinger's Soul Boss

[tawdry mulch]

||clash being an au doesnt make it not canon it just happened on the other side of the street (the dimensional street)||

[covert jasper]

at this point I believe everything is canon and we just have one million AUs

[coarse epoch]

Canon is pretty much what is considered the main Kirby story I'd imagine, like the base game you play through. Extra could be canon, just in a different dimension

[unique gyro]

Won't lie, I kinda love the idea of Meta Knight trashing his own ship for training purposes

that's how you know the dude's serious

[coarse epoch]

So Clash would be sub-canon?

[vapid kestrel]

Where is the dimension where nothing is different except Adeleine and Ado are separate people

[vocal latch]

Oh yeah, I made this doc ||https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N0vojPjx77SefG1MDfdRKFG2BzBMuDXZWDNFFAp-FUo/||

[coarse epoch]

Sub-game, sub-canon, whatever

[tawdry mulch]

i am not ready for the ramifications of this so i will hold off on saying this lmao

i need more info before im ready for that scale lmfao

[burnt marsh]

if theres a kirby multiverse and it follows actual multiverse logic

theres probably one where hydriath and electricky dooter are actually together :trolface

[covert jasper]

funny nintendo dream

[vapid kestrel]

In fifteen years Kuma will reveal that the clash world did not exist until Magolor touched the red fruit and retconned it into existence from his dreams of a paradise

[vocal latch]

LOL

[burnt marsh]

magolor dreams about the most mid spinoff series

[tawdry mulch]

magolore

[vocal latch]

Nyan Cat

[fathom cradle]

the biggest lie this interviewer has ever told

[vocal latch]

LOL

[coarse epoch]

That interview sort of muddles things though, since it seems they're saying that Magolor is the one who changed their clothes

Yet he just kind of... got them?

Like he popped out of the portal and BOOM, new wardrobe

[vast vapor]

“I see, that clears things up.” - words that to date have never uttered by a Kirby fan

[burnt marsh]

also people calling 2018-2021 a bad time for the kirby series confuse me because the only games in there that are really that mediocre imo are the clash games, and even then they're not bad per se

just my 2 gem apples

[coarse epoch]

It is possible that they may have changed their mind

[covert jasper]

LOOOOL

[proper spindle]

Magolor just woke up there with new clothes

[tawdry mulch]

its like looney tunes

just like looney tunes

[burnt marsh]

oh wait

i forgot about extra epic yarn

yeah that was a thing too

[coarse epoch]

Unless some dimension ruler was like "Oh hey, your fit is ugly as hell. Here have this G" and then boom, new wardrobe

[tawdry mulch]

if AD can make up two different susies it can probably do that too

[covert jasper]

why would you even call that a bad period, these people sound entitled ngl, kirby hasn't had a bad time in the series since 2011

[burnt marsh]

you're so susie i know you took my star dream card

[vapid kestrel]

“Why are his clothes different”
“He is NOT A SINNER HERE”
Oh ok

[burnt marsh]

its a rare sentiment but ive heard it here and there

[proper spindle]

Kumazaki himself stopped Magolor mid-portal, handed him a new set of clothes, and dematerialized from the canon

[unique gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-i-dont-get-it-understand-dont-understand-gif-6108450

[covert jasper]

literally

[burnt marsh]

mostly because of the gap between KSA and FL

[coarse epoch]

I have an idea

How about

[vocal latch]

🟨

[jolly valve]

You know what? Fuck it. Meta Knightmare Ultra is canon too. Don't mind him destroying his own ship

[coarse epoch]

We just take the egg

[glossy jay]

Good idea!

[vocal latch]

VERY based thought

[coarse epoch]

And remove him from the Kirby series altogether

No more canon disruptions

[unique gyro]

On the game side, at least, I'd definitely agree here. Kirby don't miss, and hasn't done so since RtDL

[coarse epoch]

No more capitalism

The world is at peace

[faint galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-kirby-kirby-meme-gif-24950913

[craggy sable]

Morpho Knight joins the party

[proper spindle]

Magolor is just capable of everything at this point what can’t the man do

[burnt marsh]

i think there were just so many kirby games for a while that people expected them constantly, and when we only get spinoffs for two years or so people thought it was bad in comparison

[vast vapor]

Magolor died on his way to Clash Kingdom

[coarse epoch]

Precisely!

[burnt marsh]

if anything they should feel lucky to get so many games so often with good quality lol

[tawdry mulch]

Kirby in rtdl main mode timeline getting bored because its so easy and never fixing the ship

[burnt marsh]

and now for 30th anniversary people are complaining about too much kirby lmao

[covert jasper]

these people are stupid

[burnt marsh]

though those people are usually outside the community

[tawdry mulch]

i think people forgot we just got out of 6 years with games

6

[vapid kestrel]

I like this lore with ||the credits images of Epilogue where his clothes were just magically green
Man was literally dressed as a merchant by divine intervention||

[tawdry mulch]

six years

games

[faint galleon]

Cough Arlo Cough

[covert jasper]

LOL

[craggy sable]

Arlo is but one man

[burnt marsh]

didnt arlo say he liked dream buffet and stuff though

[faint galleon]

LOL

[proper spindle]

Kumazaki himself stopped Magolor mid-portal, handed him a new set of clothes, and dematerialized from the canon

[burnt marsh]

i dont think he really counts

[covert jasper]

||god be like: you are a capitalist now magolor||

[burnt marsh]

yeah he hated star allies but i think he's liked everything post-FL

[tawdry mulch]

when in doubt blame youtuber

[vapid kestrel]

That’s what they all think until he splits up into three

[burnt marsh]

arfilis

[vapid kestrel]

Ew a kirby youtuber

[tawdry mulch]

next clash comes out and is bad im blaming alpharad

its his turn

[burnt marsh]

me when toxic pea

[craggy sable]

Failboat is why the Kirby fandom is drying

[burnt marsh]

what did failboat do lmao

[proper spindle]

I don’t know if we’re being ironic here or not cause I do watch some of those channels

[craggy sable]

Sand

[tawdry mulch]

cant believe he would make beam attack

[burnt marsh]

if anything i think hes made kirby more popular

[junior fiber]

🫵

[craggy sable]

[]

[vapid kestrel]

[craggy sable]

Oh hey villager from Animal Crossing New Leaf on the 3DS what are you doing here

[jolly valve]

I still support the idea that this year's spin-off is a 3D SKC sequel

[tawdry mulch]

3d is my pipe dream but i expect 2d

[vocal latch]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NaughtyEnormousIndianhare-size_restricted.gif

[jolly valve]

Like I said before, I do not mind giving Magolor 40 bucks again

[craggy sable]

Did you just make this sticker right now?!

[burnt marsh]

i want mask system back in the next 3d kirby as well as spray paint

[fathom cradle]

Fuck dmk splits up into three

[covert jasper]

HOW

[junior fiber]

kirby blood in kirby1?!

[jolly valve]

The villain for Super Kirby Clash 2 will be Parallel Drawcia

[coarse epoch]

Forgotten Land mixed with Super Kirby Clash would be amazing

[burnt marsh]

it would be so epicsauce to play as forgo and void since we got robbed in rtdl dx

[proper spindle]

Please

[vapid kestrel]

How will I know which is the real him

[tawdry mulch]

REAL

[craggy sable]

I do wish this game gets updated to have dream collection content

[tawdry mulch]

im for the controversy but ngl im expecting Dedede with the original HR-D3 in clash 3

[jolly valve]

Like it makes sense. A witch in a medieval fantasy setting

[tawdry mulch]

sorry fellas evil dedede on the menu

[junior fiber]

that'd actually be cool

[craggy sable]

Too late I ate him

[fathom cradle]

The villain will be gryll

[tawdry mulch]

silly you cant inhale him hes too big

HR-D3 and Gryll

[fathom cradle]

Gryll better have a banger fight

[craggy sable]

Gryll has layers

Gryll will have lore

[tawdry mulch]

tetris ass fight

[vocal latch]

You're getting The Three Paint Sisters instead

[coarse epoch]

Shoulda brought Gryll in as a Dream Friend ngl

[vocal latch]

Drawcia, Paintra & Vividria at once

[jolly valve]

Better

[vocal latch]

GO!

[craggy sable]

Also Gryll will have like 8 phases for each layer

[proper spindle]

Honestly is Gryll even a villain

[craggy sable]

No

[vapid kestrel]

Just like when you peel an onion, everyone will cry when Gryll is brutally cut in half in the next Kirby game by GK

[coarse epoch]

Wait there are three of them?

[tawdry mulch]

there is a nonzero chance the asshole painter that drew them made a fourth sister in clash given that there is another Mirror

[jolly valve]

And in the end all three of them turn good and Paintra and Drawcia become staple characters from now on like them dream friends

[tawdry mulch]

thats concerning

[fathom cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/slice-onion-emily-kim-maangchi-cut-into-half-cut-onion-gif-18155840

[craggy sable]

Adeleine will canonically live in Kirby Clash 3

[vapid kestrel]

WTF THE GAME LEAKED ALREADY

[vocal latch]

Drawcia (final boss of Canvas Curse), Paintra (second boss of Triple Deluxe), Vividria (Mid-Boss in Star Allies)

[proper spindle]

NOOOOO GRYLL

[craggy sable]

They taste like onions

[jolly valve]

Hyness was the only one spared in summoning GK

[craggy sable]

(We threw him onto the hot core below)

[proper spindle]

Honestly imagine the next artist enemy they make is just a regular enemy

[tawdry mulch]

shame she dies offscreen after her cameo appearance in town in skc weird choice

PARALLEL PAINT ROLLER OR RIOT

[craggy sable]

https://tenor.com/view/death-palpatine-gif-13920755

[jolly valve]

Adeleine Soul

[vapid kestrel]

Well we don’t even know how GK ended up coming out of Hyness’s portal

[craggy sable]

Hyness before beinf able to summon Galacta knight

[lofty condor]

He took a wrong turn

[junior fiber]

adeleine will be the new dark taranza in ultra kirby clash

[vapid kestrel]

Dude wasn’t in a crystal like the other times he probably flew through Hyness’s portal himself

[fathom cradle]

Bro took the wrong exit

[coarse epoch]

Hyness knew Galacta Knight was the one who speared the Jamba Heart and was like "hey,. mind cracking this open for me please?"

[jolly valve]

Actually no, no more parallel stuff. We get Dark Drawcia as the villain. Back to Mirror World shenanigans baby!

[tawdry mulch]

WE BROKE IT

NO MORE

thank god one of them is broken

[jolly valve]

Who's to say there isn't a third mirror?

I can't believe Dedede broke the mirror from the inside

[tawdry mulch]

[craggy sable]

Who says it needed to be an amazing mirror

[tawdry mulch]

yeah wait how does he leave

[craggy sable]

The convinient vortex in the sky

(Dedede canonically banishes himself in the timeline)

[tawdry mulch]

LMFAO imagine he actually just kicked DMK into the real world

[jolly valve]

He doesn't. Every new Dedede design is a different individual

[tawdry mulch]

big mistake

[junior fiber]

black mirror fans when the grey mirror walks in

[fathom cradle]

This is what we will get in tdx remake

[craggy sable]

3DS Dedede has begun a campaign of redemption in the corrupted Mirror Lands

[vocal latch]

I mean, we still don't know if it's another dimension or just a planet over Popstar do we?

[fathom cradle]

Not taranza prologue but dedede epilogue

[jolly valve]

I mean how else did he become a Dream Friend? 🤔

[proper spindle]

Dededetour is a canon alternative timeline explaining why DMK is around in Star Allie’s

[craggy sable]

However 3DS Dedede becomes Dark D-Mind because we need someone to replace Shadow Dedede

[tawdry mulch]

this is the truth dedede actually trapped himself in the mirror world what an idiot

[craggy sable]

"Worth it"

[proper spindle]

Now what’s the canonicity of the success screens after the true arenas

[burnt marsh]

sometimes i accidentally call regular dedede d-mind

[proper spindle]

Or the extra modes

[vocal latch]

Actually, Dededetour will be retconned as a prologue where he gets known as the Hero of the Lower World, he frees the People of the Sky (who will escape, but then they get captured later on but fortunately they planted the seed), the Mirror's shards he will use to create the Masked Dedede mask

[fathom cradle]

[tawdry mulch]

brain melting

[coarse epoch]

Hwa-

What is is this nonsense

[craggy sable]

Dedede kills Taranza in the alternate timeline

[coarse epoch]

I am frightened

[craggy sable]

Immediately at the start

[vocal latch]

https://tenor.com/view/king-dedede-king-d-mind-taranza-shut-the-fuck-up-team-kirby-clash-gif-25401415

[tawdry mulch]

kirby lore

[jolly valve]

The third mirror is a mirror/painting

[tawdry mulch]

you missed the discussion about the power of sharing ones abilities through the sacred act of piggybacking yesterday

[dreamy canyon]

hi are we talking kirby lore

[tawdry mulch]

canonical and undeniable fact

[craggy sable]

When we inevitably get a 3DS remake, HAL better damn patch up all those holes and contradictions

[burnt marsh]

when are we not

[junior fiber]

no more

[burnt marsh]

i always believed in clash being an AU honestly

same with the extra modes and arenas

theyre "non canon" when it comes to the timeline the main stories take place in

[vapid kestrel]

Man I can’t wait for Super Kirby Clash Deluxe where the Master Crown gets reflected in the Dimension Mirror and then the Black Master Crown possesses the Dimension Mirror and then Dark Mind is born from the evil mind inside the Black Master Crown becoming the Crowned Mastermind and then the actual Master Crown possesses Crowned Mastermind

[craggy sable]

Triple Deluxe needs more buildup and backstory

[junior fiber]

ok but what happens when you put the black mirror in front of the dimension mirror...

[vapid kestrel]

Makeout session

[cedar solstice]

ooooo what about a mode where we play as taranza and we adventure in the mirror world!

[burnt marsh]

if only we still had the sticker

[jolly valve]

Apart from Drawcia, the other characters I can see becoming main villains for Clash 2 are Daroach and a mind controlled Fairy Queen

[craggy sable]

And Robobot should like, not have its biggest lore bombs be only found in a social media interview

[vapid kestrel]

I WILL ASCEND THE DAY THE FAIRY QUEEN BECOMES A BOSS

[craggy sable]

She already is a boss

That why she queen

[lost briar]

mfs when the fairy queen starts summoning heart spears in her attacks

[proper spindle]

Kirby 64 remake where we can actually play as Adeline

[dreamy canyon]

Chaos Phantom Morpho Knight Soul's Revenge Return EDX

[vapid kestrel]

I can’t wait for Kumazaki to remake Kirby 64 and make the Fairy Queen the next Sectonia

https://tenor.com/view/sad-boy-troll-face-gif-22103800

[tawdry mulch]

they should start putting fairy queens face on the milk cartons at this point

[craggy sable]

Ribbon usurps the queen

[covert jasper]

I hope the infiltrated HAL staff in this server is reading this

[tawdry mulch]

last we saw of her was a drawing.

[vapid kestrel]

Me when Fairy Queen becomes Sectonia 2

[burnt marsh]

thank you for not including astral birth you have no idea how irrationally angry it makes me when people call void "astral birth void"

[jolly valve]

Or Dark Matter Swordsman

[proper spindle]

The fairy Queen just vanished after 64 huh

[vocal latch]

And then Galactic Knight Who Crosses the Origin kills the Crowned Mastermind and absorbs its power to become Crowned Masterknight Who Crosses the Origin (Chaos) and then he gets sipped by the ethereal butterfly of Eden (not to mix up with the ethereal butterfly of Sukhavati) and it becomes Hadeah Knight who rules the Heavens and Earth

[dreamy canyon]

let me fix that real quick

[craggy sable]

So did the entire planet of Ripple Star

[vapid kestrel]

Ribbon drew her in SA at least

[proper spindle]

Weird considering they’re probably one of the more advanced societies in Kirby

[craggy sable]

Ok not true, misinformation

[proper spindle]

At least of the ones we’ve seen still being alive

[tawdry mulch]

ERM THAT WAS ADO FAKE FAN FAKE FAN FAKE FAN

[lost briar]

mfs when the fairy queen turns the entirety of ripple star into a heart spear because it looks like one

[burnt marsh]

me when i purposely spread misinformation over popstar

[junior fiber]

set a whole game on ripple star

[tawdry mulch]

ribbon drew kirby cause she loves him very much (she has not spoken to him in over 20 years)

[crimson lodge]

MISINFORMATION!
It was Adeleine that drew her!
Ribbon drew Kirby.

[vapid kestrel]

Ado hasn’t appeared since DL3

[craggy sable]

Kirby 64: The unexpected history of humanity, and the evolution of humans

[crimson lodge]

It's a long distance relationship. :3

[junior fiber]

magic caused the remaining humans to turn into fairies what did kumazaki mean by this

[tawdry mulch]

my cryptonite

[craggy sable]

We need Ado lore

[burnt marsh]

i am so dumb i only now realized that the two dooters are references to the two genies from aladdin

in terms of design

[craggy sable]

Magolore could only go so far before I resort to wasting my dollars

[vocal latch]

Ado created Drawcia, Adeleine made Paintra, Adeleine & Ribbon made Vividria

[burnt marsh]

regular mr dooter is the normal genie and EX is jafar

[tawdry mulch]

wait this emote is called stuck in paldea now LMFAOOO

[vocal latch]

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-epilogue-kirby-return-to-dreamland-adventure-wii-magolor-gif-27552776

[fleet osprey]

I am from the future

[craggy sable]

Ralsei looking

[jolly valve]

You ever think Vividria knows that her sisters are dead

[fleet osprey]

Super Kirby Clash Deluxe in 2025 reveals that Ado is actually Parallel Adeleine

[odd rover]

Smash Ride Squeaks mission (derogatory)

[tawdry mulch]

improbable

[craggy sable]

One is canonically dead

[junior fiber]

L86's lag has nothing on paldea

[fleet osprey]

she found her way in Dream Land via a dream another dimension mirror portal rift

[craggy sable]

The other does not exist

[crimson lodge]

WHY IS THERE 5 CLAYCIA EMOTES!?

[burnt marsh]

me when kirby and the fucking deez world introduces cementcia who is the fourth sister

[fleet osprey]

CEMENTCIA HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[burnt marsh]

hunters z

[tawdry mulch]

yeah it is kumazaki what if you PUT IT IN THE GAME

[crimson lodge]

I looked into the emotions for this server and there are 5 claycia emotes.

Why!?

[craggy sable]

Kumazaki's way of making stuff up when asked questions he didn't have answers to

[vapid kestrel]

Kuma be like ‘I purposefully didn’t put it in the game bc it’d be in the way’

[burnt marsh]

still waiting for crayoncia and pencilcia reveal

[craggy sable]

And then the made up answers became the truth

[junior fiber]

you mean you DIDNT want the gem apples to get explained

[vapid kestrel]

STOP TALKING AND START TALKING KUMA

[burnt marsh]

trollface kumazaki

[vocal latch]

Hey at least we got one piece of interview-only-lore in the game

[tawdry mulch]

we need a new clash just to make up for me having to fucking read interviews to understand clash at all

[craggy sable]

Gem Apples have a unique history:

They're made as a form of currency because it's more iconic than using regular star coins...

That's it

[tawdry mulch]

and this was PEAK SOMEHOW

CLASH BE GOOD PLEASE

[burnt marsh]

we need to have remakes of all the games that had miiverse-exclusive lore explanations and put the actual lore in the games

FTFY

[queen dove]

i’m stuck on 4-boss trying to get it gold or above for the special level, any tips?

[jolly valve]

Still wanna know what they taste like

[vocal latch]

TEAM KIRBY CLASH DELUXE LORE
Magolor's News
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/jlkj/special/vol8.html / https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CFsaOeUDgOhXjHvRNZYS_hSmRLz28OChQuFOGhBhgFw/edit?usp=sharing
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/3ds/jlkj/special/index.html / https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jmPVke3m59XQCmO4rGUwSb8ske8ggJWJyz7_jhwbSCg/edit?usp=sharing

Nintendo DREAM
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N0vojPjx77SefG1MDfdRKFG2BzBMuDXZWDNFFAp-FUo/edit?usp=sharing
https://www.tumblr.com/syzekrom/683692319792414720/

[craggy sable]

sugar

[thin forge]

rock candy

[tawdry mulch]

society

[craggy sable]

Bombs

[vocal latch]

there u go

[burnt marsh]

rare stone

[craggy sable]

Red

[vocal latch]

Ask him

[tawdry mulch]

A8UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH WORDS NOOO o-out of game... essential... information..... it cant be.....

[fleet osprey]

i mean

[tawdry mulch]

my least favorite thing

[fleet osprey]

considering the shape it probably tastes like a pear

[vast vapor]

I have fixed the lore. You’re welcome everyone

[craggy sable]

Goth Susie runs the business now

[junior fiber]

good ending

[craggy sable]

Goth Susie will be a better character than Standard Susie will ever be

[burnt marsh]

thats just parallel susie

unless that is the joke and it went over my head

[craggy sable]

Have you realized that every Susie made after Susie is actually better than Susie?

[tawdry mulch]

why does parallel susie just hang out on the shop cart sometimes i dont think its okay to just have her around

[crimson lodge]

Susie.

[tawdry mulch]

shes like a weird AD creature is she even a real person

[burnt marsh]

what species even are the mages

[craggy sable]

I saw her get sucked into the void and did nothing about it, but she's fine

[tawdry mulch]

i feel like the world will collapse

[burnt marsh]

like they dont look like adeleine

[craggy sable]

Floaters

[burnt marsh]

but they look like what actual humans would look like in the kirby artstyle more than adeleine does

[jolly valve]

Wasn't there a mention of a clash between the mirror world and AD that made her or was that a dream lmao

[crimson lodge]

Floaters with elemental powers.

[tawdry mulch]

Basically taranza messing with the Dark Mirror caused AD to go on the fritz and make the parallels

[crimson lodge]

The Mage Sisters fit in with Magolor more than Adeleine.

[main fractal]

Dumb spidder

[crimson lodge]

That's hilarious.

[craggy sable]

I just want Kirby characters to wear era appropriate attire

[jolly valve]

Stop playing with mirrors Taranza! Actually just play with them a lil longer til we get Dark/Parallel Drawcia

[fleet osprey]

millennial dedede

[tawdry mulch]

cause taranza didnt know how to use it properly (this should be in the game at all urghhhhhhh clash makes me slightly displeased)

less displeased now that its not in ambiguous canon hell and may actually be interesting

[fleet osprey]

i want a new clash game so bad

but it wont happen

[tawdry mulch]

clash 3 baby itll save it i wont have to wait months for my required reading

[celest grove]

heh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JZ9BJrkHXI

[craggy sable]

I want a clash game that actually has story

[tawdry mulch]

kumazaki please just make magolor give you some books about the shit that happens

idc what you have to do

[fleet osprey]

i dont care about kirby lore at all, just give me funny bosses, outfits and achievements

[celest grove]

I just want Clash 3D

Gimme 3D bosses

[jolly valve]

I want Clash 2 to have the credits roll WHILE we're killing the final boss

[celest grove]

unironically

[humble crest]

Fr tho

[craggy sable]

Turn based or Action RPG?

[burnt slate]

finally, dark mind 2

[humble crest]

The joy cons dpad kinda meh

[fleet osprey]

and it covers the screen so we cant see anything

just like in dark mind!

[vocal latch]

And she even became Pres. Parallel Susie 😭

Like she went from bad, to chill, to BAD again???

[craggy sable]

Man making an RPG game gotta take a long while to do

[humble crest]

Never used the stick to control kirby

[tawdry mulch]

thats a different parallel right

i thought it was

[craggy sable]

Another, another susie

[tawdry mulch]

sounds silly lmfao but good silly

just another one

[craggy sable]

You can tell this is a different one because this one dies this time

[quartz skiff]

100 precent complete

[vast vapor]

woot

[craggy sable]

Nice

[tawdry mulch]

let me see that jukebox 🤨

[craggy sable]

NOW DO PLATINUM ON ALL THE CHALLENGES

[tawdry mulch]

true 100%

[quartz skiff]

NO

[craggy sable]

NOW COMPLETE ALL THE MAGOLAND MISSIONS

[humble crest]

Show jukebox now

[craggy sable]

NOW PLAY MAGOLOR EPILOGUE WITHOUT UPGRADING ANY OF YOUR PWOERS

[tawdry mulch]

i did plat all challenges im proud. item ex was like the easiest challenge in the game

[craggy sable]

[AGGRESSIVE AND RIDICULOUS COMMAND HERE]

[tawdry mulch]

also no upgrades i am gamer

[quartz skiff]

I’m not going to do that

Getting a crown is good for me

[craggy sable]

EX challenges make gold easier but platinum harder

[quartz skiff]

I’ll just do the the true

[tawdry mulch]

i felt like most of them were harder but item ex platinum was way easier

[jolly valve]

Whip Challenge left me a gave sores

[tawdry mulch]

GOD

whip is evil

[craggy sable]

Fuck whip

That challenge sucks

[fleet osprey]

dont kill me but sword and whip challenges are the easiest ones for me

[craggy sable]

STRIMP

[raven solstice]

it took me like 30 minutes to Gold Whip

[craggy sable]

DO YOU PLATINUM WHIP

[jolly valve]

Oh what's that? You got all coins? Fuck you! You missed the last 3 coins at the final moving platform!

[raven solstice]

Whip fuckin blows ass

[tawdry mulch]

i mostly just forgot about the off screen coins at the start and the off screen button

[craggy sable]

OH WHAT'S THAT, YOU STILL GOT GOLD?

[tawdry mulch]

those fucked me up both times lmfao

[fleet osprey]

yes

[craggy sable]

WELL IF YOU JUST JUMPED IN THESE SPECIFIC SPOTS YOU'D REALIZE THERE WERE SOME COINS AND A WHOLE ASS HIDDEN ROOM WITH THE REST OF THE COINS

[tawdry mulch]

i used to not like the challenge stages as a kid but plating them all was a really good challenge

kirby with difficult content??!

[craggy sable]

no, we're not gonna put any subtle hints to it

[fleet osprey]

blowout blast ex stage plats

[craggy sable]

yes they'll be high enough to not be seen onscreen

[fleet osprey]

actual inferno

[tawdry mulch]

i have never touched blowout blast maybe im glad i didnt

true 100% brain on overdrive

[fleet osprey]

blowout blast is a cool game

[craggy sable]

But blowout blast has 3d kracko jr

[lost briar]

eh blowout blast is more or less just forgotten land without plot or abilities

[fleet osprey]

blowout blast has 3d lololo lalala

[vast vapor]

🫵 have you platinumed secret path

[tawdry mulch]

REAL

[craggy sable]

Looking mighty 3d those two are

[tawdry mulch]

3d lololo and lalala is a selling point

[craggy sable]

I lost all my progress on BB

[tawdry mulch]

the sillies

[obtuse vessel]

How long does it take to beat epilogue?

[craggy sable]

WHen no Eggerland

[fleet osprey]

2 hours

[tawdry mulch]

2-3 hours

[craggy sable]

Or adventures of lolo 2 idk

Go play Adventures of Lolo it be a neat puzzle game

[raven solstice]

Epilouge's not that long if you're not 100%'ing it, if you are it's like an extra hour

[fleet osprey]

3d lolo

[craggy sable]

Makes you forget that they'll be demoted to side character or one off boss in the future

excuse me

[vast vapor]

epilogue took me like 3 and a half hours

[craggy sable]

Strimp where did you get that

[fleet osprey]

only if you want to max out your skills

which doesnt add to the completion btw

[tawdry mulch]

after replaying through some of the levels for plat in ME since i was just doing it with no upgrades so lol bad scores WOW the mode feels great to play

but i dont think ill be able to upgrade everything lmfaoooo that shit is EXPENSIVE

[fleet osprey]

like the only effect maxing all abilities have is a popup window saying "haha magolor is so strong now"

lemme grab it

[tawdry mulch]

true 100%

i must grind

[fleet osprey]

https://twitter.com/mega_strimp/status/1631729847100923904

Strimp's Kitchen (@mega_strimp)

#Kirby #KirbysReturntoDreamLandDeluxe #NintendoSwitch

Twitter · Mar 3, 2023, 6:54 PM

[craggy sable]

Despite this,

[jolly valve]

He can do anything

[fleet osprey]

trickery challenge.

[craggy sable]

No (Epilogue Ending Spoiler)
||Merchant Drip||

[vast vapor]

Now he’s ready to take on anything, like your wallet

[fleet osprey]

1600 points per 1-2 mins

[craggy sable]

Actually no cosmetic change period

[main fractal]

Shame

[craggy sable]

I would like to be constantly reminded of this accomplishment by having my character look just a little different

Don't rebuke with "CONSISTENCY", I need drip

[tawdry mulch]

i will remember this

[jolly valve]

If we're ever getting Star Allies 2, I hope the multiplayer alts for the dream friends uses actual diff outfits from merch, promo art, etc

[craggy sable]

Also pretty odd that these skill-levels don't have ranks

Despite being Magolor's equivalent of an Ability Challenge, you just need to beat the level

[fleet osprey]

yeah they're more linear than the regular stages

it's fair that they don't have any medals

also none of them utilize the combo system at all

[craggy sable]

But I want to get unreasonably mad as I don't get platinum because I stood 1 microsecond longer than needed and will get gold instead of platinum

What's the reward for these challenge levels?

Not the free points

The JAMS

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-dance-kirby-cute-music-gif-22247644

[fleet osprey]

man magolor epilogue is cool and all but i really want more of it

[craggy sable]

One more world

Man this remake sure as hell is complete

But I want more

[fleet osprey]

why didn't they add an ex world to utilize the ||+upgraded skills||

[fleet osprey]

and harder boss variants of course, the difficulty is a bit underwhelming to me especially when you get the full moveset

[obtuse vessel]

Also, I’m assuming the true arena has the Magalor bosses

[fleet osprey]

||yes||

[crimson lodge]

FUCK SCOPE SHOT.

[craggy sable]

What did scope shot do

[crimson lodge]

Robo Dedede always kil me. 😭

[craggy sable]

Don't say-

Fuck

Always Robo Dedede

[fleet osprey]

scope shot isn't too much fun in coop

[craggy sable]

That's what they all say

[fleet osprey]

it's not competitive, that's the correct word

[vocal latch]

Now he's killing you with Egg Catcher

[craggy sable]

"Co-Op"

[vocal latch]

It's both competetive & co-op for some reason LOL

[fleet osprey]

like solo or coop, it doesnt change the gameplay at all

[vocal latch]

Idk why Co-Op games do that

[crimson lodge]

Well... I killed him back because I ate all of the eggs. :3

[craggy sable]

Congrats

Now you got... uh

[fleet osprey]

wanna know what would be a cool way to remake scope shot with a more competitive gameplay?

3d first person mecha battle.

[craggy sable]

A dozen cases of egg-related illnesses

[fleet osprey]

each player gets in a robot

[craggy sable]

and other avian diseases

[fleet osprey]

they move and attack each other, break their pieces like in the original

[main fractal]

I call dibs on robo Kawasaki

[crimson lodge]

I don't become large as a barge!?

😭

[fleet osprey]

do it like RtDX's samurai kirby where solo and coop modes are separate

coop gets the mecha battle while solo is the same as the original

but this is way too large scaled for something like magoland soooo

[craggy sable]

You can punch the planet in half strimp

[fleet osprey]

yes but with only a click of a button

[craggy sable]

You can massacre 100 Kirbies

[fleet osprey]

for a robobot mech battle you'll need a cool moveset

speaking of subgames

you know what kinda gets me excited if the 3ds games ever get remade?

[craggy sable]

KIRBY FIGHTERS 3 BABY

[fleet osprey]

the opposite

[craggy sable]

KIRBY FIGHTERS 2 COMES FREE

[fleet osprey]

it's the fact that TDX's Kirby Fighters and Robobot's Kirby Clash will be completely excluded

and replaced by 2 new subgames

[craggy sable]

Dedede Drum Dash DX included

[fleet osprey]

most likely in the same style as the other 3ds subgames, way larger scaled compared to RtDX's, Star Allies' and FL's

i want to see what they are

[craggy sable]

Also Blowout Blast included

[main fractal]

Inb4 they 3ds games don't get remade

[fleet osprey]

yeah drum dash and blowout blast can stay

AND i hope get levels from their standalone releases

[craggy sable]

the 2 subgame rule

[vocal latch]

Team Kirby Clash (sub-game) will now add Colossal Waddle Dee & Dark Taranza

[craggy sable]

(ignore magoland)

[fleet osprey]

I mean yeah this is also likely

let's hope that rtdx sells well lmfao

[craggy sable]

Give them 4 years

[main fractal]

It better do so

[craggy sable]

2 years idk

[fleet osprey]

all signs point to the fact that Switch won't be gone for a long while

and that the successor will have backwards compatibility

[craggy sable]

Looks like Vanpool will be the remake branch

No evidence for this claim

[floral mantle]

and the spin off branch?

[fleet osprey]

it's a great opportunity to port the now-unavailable 3ds titles on a console that won't be lost to time unlike others

[vocal latch]

Dedede's Drum Dash now retcons Manager Magolor into the game

[craggy sable]

Too Much Kirby

[floral mantle]

The TMK is real!

[lost briar]

i still don't think remakes are going to be particularly common in the future of kirby

[fleet osprey]

like NSO or not, I kinda don't enjoy it myself, but at least they're archiving certain older console titles

NSO itself will be Nintendo's go-to online service by the way, it's confirmed

[craggy sable]

I mean RTDL DX is an anniversary thing

[fleet osprey]

Kirby remakes are super rare

we've only had like 4

[lost briar]

like not even mario gets many remakes of his older adventures

only the NES games and Mario 64 got remakes

[fleet osprey]

but again, I'm sure they'd at least consider making every Kumazaki-era title be available on Switch

[floral mantle]

NiDL, KSSU, Extra Epic Yarn and RTDL DX

[fleet osprey]

yep

[celest grove]

I like that Completionist review I'll just quote this:

Anyone out there who reviewed this game who gave it a low score because it's easy... start completing your games my dude because it's hard!

[lost briar]

like, there is no New Super Mario Bros DS HD

[craggy sable]

"This game is so easy"

[fleet osprey]

that's because NSMBU is a direct replacement/upgrade

[craggy sable]

They say as they constantly use every feature in the game to make it easy

[fleet osprey]

also not everything needs a remake imo

just a simple port/remaster is enough for some games

we're getting Amazing Mirror in NSO probably next month, I think that's just enough to make AM accessible again

no need for a remake or a native port

[lost briar]

and thats why i'm just saying i don't really see remakes of the newer games coming out any time in the next 10 years

[fleet osprey]

yeah maybe not remakes

[craggy sable]

Dark Matter Trilogy, realistically, will be an ambitious project

[vocal latch]

AND with Online Multiplayer

[fleet osprey]

RtDX itself is on a super gray area when it comes to it's title as a remake/remaster

[craggy sable]

(friends required)

[fleet osprey]

you could both call it a remake, or a remaster with an updated engine

but more close to a remake

[craggy sable]

Remake, Remaster, Tomato, Tomato

(We need to update these terms)

[fleet osprey]

the fact that every post-RtDL game essentially uses the same engine, porting the 3ds titles can't be too much of a trouble but we'll see

HAL is not easy to predict

3ds era was Kirby's absolute peak for me

[vast vapor]

I doubt they’re gonna remake the 3ds games

mainly cause they don’t really need a refresh like rtdl did

[fleet osprey]

yeah that's why a simple port/remaster would be enough

[craggy sable]

The games, by themselves, are solid as is

[fleet osprey]

just for the accessibility

[craggy sable]

You know what ain't solid?

The Lore

[vast vapor]

just pack tdx and robobot as is for $60 I’m sold

I’ll gladly play them again

[fleet osprey]

3ds is a lost cause right now, unless you SOMEHOW find a working used console and a physical copy for 200 bucks

[craggy sable]

We seriously need to fix the lore on the 3DS games

[fleet osprey]

LOL

new menu option

"Miiverse"

it's like the Past Adventures tab but with every miiverse post about the 3ds games

[craggy sable]

They really gotta like, stop leaving behind genuinely important stuff and putting them onto obscure interviews or niche social media sites that go defunct

[fleet osprey]

you know what's funny?

Miiverse could actually work

[simple dew]

I only did it once but yay lol

[craggy sable]

Also, both games have to be re-retranslated

Pain

[fleet osprey]

only if Nintendo put some care and effort into it

[fleet osprey]

I HATE THIS MISSION

GOOD JOB

[simple dew]

THANK YOU

[vocal latch]

Y'know it'd actually be cool if the games' had something similar to figure lore FL had LOL

[craggy sable]

I hate samurai kirby why is it the only one where it's required to do missions solo?!

[vocal latch]

Like just "data" or whatever

[simple dew]

Onto the checkerboard chase one now

[vocal latch]

with which they state Miiverse/interview lore LOL

[fleet osprey]

just add a bestiary

[craggy sable]

the 3DS games also have to be re-translated

[fleet osprey]

make it more like in Hollow Knight where it's not limited to enemies

[craggy sable]

Nintendo Treehouse sure screwed up with things there

[simple dew]

Can you do the checkerboard chase challenge on high speed mode? (Complete Intense! difficulty without falling)

I'm better on high speed

[craggy sable]

You know what, they should re-write the ending to Robobot

That twist betrayal never made sense at all

[vocal latch]

YES

[craggy sable]

Kill 5 susies to learn about susie

[fleet osprey]

not a shameless ad but I've added a bestiary to my fangame

like you can really make it work in Kirby

[craggy sable]

We need more bestiaries

[vocal latch]

Me when this line is never said in the localization

[vast vapor]

Screw this mission fr

[fleet osprey]

https://twitter.com/KirbyStories/status/1619460067505623042

Kirby Gamble Galaxy Stories (@KirbyStories)

Kirby Gamble Galaxy Stories - January Jam - Final Four #1

[Bestiary]
An encyclopedia where you can read fun little trivia about enemies, abilities, and misc items! You can also check alt skins & palettes of enemies!

#Kirby #Nintendo #Gamedev #GameDesign #Fangame #GameMaker

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 28, 2023, 10:19 PM

[craggy sable]

Cool strimp I was gonna do exactly that in my own fangame

[fleet osprey]

awesome

[craggy sable]

(It's gonna take forever because I'm still doing DOCUMENTS)

[fleet osprey]

hit me up if you need any kind of support (assets, design help, promotion etc etc)

[vast vapor]

Oh yeah on that note

Spray paints next game

[vocal latch]

Hell Epic Yarn even had it kinda LOL

[vast vapor]

Please

[fleet osprey]

YES DO IT

[craggy sable]

thx, but it'll be fine (seriously I'm just writing down a whole document before working on the actual rpg game itself)

[fleet osprey]

take it a step further and add hat paints

that is if full hat skins take too much time

[vocal latch]

I wish the singleplayer games had the Colored-Ability Kirby back lol

Like his color changing based on the ability

I know there's no use of that technically due to hats

[craggy sable]

I understand for multiplayer, it be confusing

[vocal latch]

but it'd be epic if 3DS remasters had that

or well, Spray Paints

[fleet osprey]

make it an unlockable option

[craggy sable]

But come on, we've had two whole single player games in a row

[vast vapor]

3ds remasters can have spray paints

Do it

[fleet osprey]

oh yeah 3ds remasters need dream friends back

TDX Deluxe

Dedede is unlocked after the main mode and instead replaced by idk magolor

[vast vapor]

Quadruple Deluxe

[fleet osprey]

Taranza is unlocked when you beat Ex Mode

Robobot Deluxe

Meta Knight is missing

[craggy sable]

I do think if we were to have a multiplayer game with spraypaints, perhaps one way to incorporate both is to give each kirby their own uniquely colored outlines

[vast vapor]

“That’s Right Motherfucker, It’s Me Again”

[fleet osprey]

Susie gets unlocked etc etc

it'd be so funny if each game had an Epilogue that linked to ||Kirby Clash||

[simple dew]

WOO

[fleet osprey]

||"here's how Dark Taranza got the evil mirror!"||

[vast vapor]

I’d sob

[fleet osprey]

||"here's how Parallel Susie became a thing!"||

[junior fiber]

god i finally beat that dreadful smash ride squeaks challenge

i cant spell apparently

[vast vapor]

||susie epilogue||

[vocal latch]

OH YEAH

what 3DS remasters SHOULD have

Allow you to play as Dedede & Meta Knight respectively in True Arenas

[fleet osprey]

yes

[vast vapor]

and bandee

[vocal latch]

hell what'd be even COOLER for PR True Arena would be if Meta Knight has the normal Halberd

[vast vapor]

no reason just let him

[fleet osprey]

again just add the full rtdl roster + more

taranza in tdx, susie in robobot

i have no idea how star dream boss will work though

probably the same

if they remake tdx I'll cry

like literally cry

[pliant socket]

I will cry with you actually

[junior fiber]

i'll flood the planet with my tears if they remake them both

[pliant socket]

Same