Kirby RtDL Deluxe Leaks/Datamines

[broken smelt]

im laughing out loud

[quaint osprey]

Magolor is fine more or less

Susie tho

[toxic crown]

Taranza, magolor and Susie are the asshole trio

[bleak geyser]

give it up for day 6 of mago month

[quaint osprey]

Susie is the definition of "i can make him worse"

[compact mica]

I can break him

[bleak geyser]

taranza didnt mean to be a ass

[toxic crown]

Pompous ass, lying ass and just ass

[compact mica]

He was a bit of an ass in TDX

[bleak geyser]

a little

[dull geode]

Taranza is an ass if he likes you enough

[bleak geyser]

but he gets better

[mighty breach]

Taranza would try to hit on Susie only to be rejected every time

[dull geode]

You can very easily make him an ass

[compact mica]

Man laughs at how he made the commoners suffer

[bleak geyser]

he just misses his wife

[broken smelt]

this art confirms it so canon

[dense ginkgo]

lol tbh

[bleak geyser]

he just become snapcube eggman

i miss my wife kirby

[compact mica]

They are poly idk

[bleak geyser]

the gaslight gatekeep girlboss trio

[mighty breach]

"hey sussie uhm was your father a baker cause you look like a swe-"
taranza is shot immediately

[dull geode]

Taranza is the kind of dude to workshop oneliners

[broken smelt]

nerd, girlboss, redditor, my favourite friendship dynamic

[bleak geyser]

gaslight - magolor
gatekeep - taranza
girlboss - susie

[quaint osprey]

before rtdx potentially resolving magolor, taranza is like only one of these three to have confirmed unambigious redemption arc

[dense ginkgo]

i hope taranza and susie appear in rtdldx. maybe in the kirby master video or something

[quaint osprey]

so i doubt he would hang out with susie at the very least lol

i feel like she would make him uncomfortable

magolor and taranza at least have idk. common interest in magic i guess

[bleak geyser]

she would be like Gonna cry

[compact mica]

The list of people who want to be around Susie is probably low

[toxic crown]

Taranza is definitely the "hUm aCtuAllY" guy

[dull geode]

He used to be in love with a dictator I think she's right up his alley

[mighty breach]

Absolutely

[mellow snow]

Honestly I feel like Taranza can be confident enough to keep the both of them (especially Susie) in check lol

[broken smelt]

he works out at the library

[bleak geyser]

taranza is quiet at first but he becomes worse

[broken smelt]

same

[bleak geyser]

when you get to know him

[quaint osprey]

so is meta knight tbh

[bleak geyser]

he would be the straight man of the trio

[quaint osprey]

(he is that guy in the novels)

[mighty breach]

He's the misery guy
Magolor is reeses puffs and Susie CPR

[bleak geyser]

absolutely

[quaint osprey]

UM AKSHUALLY HALCANDRA WAS DESTROYED AGES AGO MAGOLOR

[bleak geyser]

hes a ass and a crybaby

[quaint osprey]

HOW YOU CAN YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT

[dull geode]

TRUE

[bleak geyser]

one second hes baby and another second he becomes gremlin

[hoary oar]

Chat he doesn't knooooooow

[quaint osprey]

lmaooo

[mighty breach]

clueless

[bleak geyser]

i mean just look at dark taranza

he can absolutely go crazy go stupid

i love that trios dynamic

[mighty breach]

taranza after the biches count goes up

[quaint osprey]

tbh i dont even see a dynamic between magolor and susie

i feel like they would hate each other if anything lol

rival businessmen

[dull geode]

Ancients lore!!!

Purely business

[toxic crown]

Not rival businessmen

Partners

[dull geode]

Magolor has info Susie has money for infinite amusement parks

[bleak geyser]

taranza when he gets the bich

[quaint osprey]

if they are partners then they are kind of partners that constantly try to usurp each other to get all the power

[broken smelt]

magolor and susie hate eachother and taranza keeps the peace, thats how i imagine it

[bleak geyser]

tbh yeah mag and taranza would get along

[toxic crown]

Merry Magoland is now a subsidiary of the Haltmann Works Company LTD.

[bleak geyser]

taranza just tried to flirt with susie

because girl

[broken smelt]

she bought it without consent what a fiend

[bleak geyser]

remember the sa skit

when he was getting nice for susie and adeleine

then they walk away

[dull geode]

Taranza ain't trying to move on hes trying to rebound 😭

You don't need a girfriend you need a hobby

[mellow snow]

Taranza tying the both of them up with webs each time they try to fight

[bleak geyser]

magolor and susie just go HAHA NO SPIDERS

[hoary oar]

Magolor inspires Susie to do her shitty revenge plot or something I dunno

[bleak geyser]

they aboslutely make fun of him

[quaint osprey]

i will forever laugh if susie does show up in epilogue and magolor indirectly inspires her to go after popstar in robobot lol

[dull geode]

The pipeline

[bleak geyser]

i mean magolor made fun of the helmet and did the bald taranza picture

[broken smelt]

insane plot twist

[toxic crown]

These three are just the cast of seinfeld

And gooey is kramer

[broken smelt]

i need this to be real

[cloud pasture]

He talks about how cool these clock cats are only for Susie to internally screech

[quaint osprey]

ngl

i feel like he would do that often in general

taranza the peace negotiator

sees kirby and dedede fighting over last slice of pizza, webs them both

eats the last slice himself

[broken smelt]

he would never 😡

[quaint osprey]

he would to teach them a lesson in sharing

this will only result in them choosing to pursue him next

[broken smelt]

ok true

[dull geode]

Susie would threaten Taranza with Raid bug spray

[dull geode]

Taranza would say "erm that doesn't work on me" and Susie would promptly spray him in the eyes

[bleak geyser]

magolor tweeting about bald taranza

[broken smelt]

"that doesnt work on me"

[compact mica]

Taranza probably spends most of his time hanging with Magolor or something

Those 2 actually live on Pop Star

[dull jay]

I thought taranza lived in floralia

[quaint osprey]

that or kirby with dedede

[quaint osprey]

floralia is a country on popstar

like dream land

he can easily visit anytime

its not like ribbon or susie who are aliens

[broken smelt]

he just gotta jump down

[compact mica]

Susie spends most of her time trying to find new ideas for the company

[broken smelt]

this is why we need a new kirby anime

[compact mica]

She probably barely sees her "friends"

[broken smelt]

friends more like potential customers

[bleak geyser]

him crying is so funy

[compact mica]

Potential customer and either a valuable ally you can bend to your whims or a rival

Kinda hoping that if crowned is remixed in future games and rtdx they base it off the Star Allies variation similar to what Meta Knight and Dedede's FL tracks do

[bleak geyser]

hoping for some under my control

[compact mica]

True

[vague vector]

LOL AMPH

you should have seen my troll from last year

[broken smelt]

top 10 things you shouldn't show to gigi

[quaint osprey]

i hope cookie country leitmotif will be used in some of the new tracks for the game

i feel like its very underutilized in general

[broken smelt]

new morpho theme WILL use it

like how it used the new world motif in FL

[quaint osprey]

thing with this track too is that even HAL recognizes that this theme is basically "the found family theme"

its literally called "with four friends! - cookie country"

then use it more instead of triumphant return and green greens GRAAAH

[broken smelt]

HAL composers looking at the green greens on the table

[cloud pasture]

It'd be really fun if there was a Four Friends medley someday lol

[broken smelt]

if not cookie country in morpho theme then maybe crowned

[cloud pasture]

As in, all their motifs or whatever

[quaint osprey]

this should be their vocal song

a quartet if you will

[cloud pasture]

Or Magolor the Distant Traveler

[broken smelt]

yeah

[quaint osprey]

yeah

melancholic version of that

[dense ginkgo]

morpho knight after absorbing magolor

[broken smelt]

i wonder what the tone of his theme'll be this time anyway

[dull geode]

Banishment from the sacred land

I really wonder how the hell Magolor is going to gas this mode up on Twitter

[cloud pasture]

Simple: he won't present it

One of the Souvenir Waddle Dees will take over

[dull geode]

Like how is he going to talk up his defeat and getting lost in space time

Souvenir Dee tweets

[broken smelt]

I remember that one time i died and got lost in hell that was kind of funny

[quaint osprey]

even better

someone from the gang

probably bandee or dedede lol

[cloud pasture]

Haha Dedede would be funny because king

[quaint osprey]

i lowkey want dedede because i miss his twitter posts come on halllllllllllllllllllllllll

[cloud pasture]

Lol imagine if each "GS2" title had a royal-themed title

[quaint osprey]

that would be funny

but i still bet on "___'s return to dream land" lol

[cloud pasture]

It works on all four hypothetical characters

[quaint osprey]

and in jp "__wii deluxe"

so we can actually have canonical magolor wii

😌

[cloud pasture]

WHAT IF THEY CALL THE MODE

SORRY NO KIRBY

IN JP

[quaint osprey]

OMG PLEASEEEEEEEEE 😭

THEY CAN ACTAULLY DO IT THIS TIME

[cloud pasture]

Sorry no Kirby Wii Deluxe

[dull geode]

Dededes adventure Wii lmfaooo

Adventure Wii what a funny title

[quaint osprey]

if "sorry no kirby" idea were to theoretically be localized

i wonder how they would do it

"Not Kirby's Return to Dream Land!"

[wheat urchin]

They’d do something lame like sorry Kirby!

[quaint osprey]

btw trivia for those who are unaware

[scarlet ether]

lol I did not realize that it was only used for four other songs (two being results themes)

[quaint osprey]

"sorry no kirby" was gonna be a subtitle for dedede's drum dash deluxe lol

[quaint osprey]

yeah it really stings

i feel like this track is almost as iconic as sky tower but doesnt get as much recognition in terms of remixes and leitmotifs

[broken smelt]

they better turn interdimensional traveler to that then

[dull geode]

I feel like it's going to be like Traveler of the Underworld and that will be the only nod to that we get lmfaooo

That would really set the expectations of how that's gonna be handled lol

[mighty breach]

can't have enough pink

[vague vector]

That magolor is

Peak

[compact mica]

Susie and Magolor is funny because they could either be genuine besties or complete worsties

[mighty breach]

my art skills are unmatched

[cloud pasture]

They're 100% worsties

[mighty breach]

no way the pink thing actually happened lmao

[cloud pasture]

Yea but with the shoppe

Not Magoland...yet.

[dull geode]

What exactly is Susie gear

[cloud pasture]

The Susie armor in TKCD

[mighty breach]

the reason the Susie gear didn't show up in super clash is because magolor threw it away at first sight

[dull geode]

true

[cloud pasture]

"Not making the same error in this world!"

[mighty breach]

literally no one in dreamland likes susie

[quaint osprey]

canon

[compact mica]

Is that official?

Fucking hilarious

[dull geode]

But wouldn't that be Magolor gear since he's selling it

[mellow snow]

Oh my god

[mighty breach]

except possibly taranza (he will soon dislike her the moment he meets her)

[compact mica]

Taranza would probably dislike her

[mighty breach]

he doesn't knows it, at least according to the very canon star allies title screen

[cloud pasture]

Nono, as in, she replaced the Magolor Gear (Magoloran Garb & Staff) with Susie gear (Haltonium Helm & Bolt Sword thing)

[dull geode]

Oh I thought he meant Magolor Gear as in gear he is selling lmfao

[cloud pasture]

Nah haha

[compact mica]

Taranza when he talks to Susie and just noticed the bug spray in her hands

[cloud pasture]

Magolor put the gear based on him in display until Susie vandalized it with hers

[compact mica]

Grrr how dare she

[mighty breach]

People joke about how can Dark Meta Knight be a dream friend but then like how could anyone possibly even find tolerable being next to Susie for over 5 seconds

[quaint osprey]

taranza when he talks to susie about his flower garden without noticing that she stepped all over his flowers

[mighty breach]

"sounds like a skill issue" says Susie trying to comfort taranza about his loss

[cloud pasture]

Meta Knight when he gets conscious after throwing the Jamba Heart out only for the first thing for him to see be Susie

[mighty breach]

amazing how she managed to do it without having feet

[compact mica]

If Meta Knight wasn't a well trained knight Susie would probably not be alive

[cloud pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/meta-knight-gif-25726994

[quaint osprey]

she has walking sounds in star allies so

[cloud pasture]

KPR box art when it has her flying lol

[quaint osprey]

false advertising

[mighty breach]

She's girlbossing over the laws of physics

[mellow snow]

This too lol

[dense ginkgo]

kirby, mk, and susie flying in space never happens smh

[compact mica]

Holy shit Merry Magoland

[mellow snow]

I always found it funny how the series would group up Marx, Magolor, Taranza and Susie

[dull geode]

Holy shit mini stars from Mario Party 10

[cloud pasture]

Magolor changed that to Magoland in the 1 second where everyone looked away

[compact mica]

You could probably make a sitcom on how wave 3 gang and Marx are awful influences to one another

[cloud pasture]

Marx causes all the fights

In secret

But none can know

[dull geode]

Marx would be a special guest star in one episode brought in with the cheering laugh track

[compact mica]

Marx probably destroyed some of Taranzas potted plants

[mighty breach]

the one good thing Susie has done in her entire life (little do they know that she's not dropping flowers, it's actually carbon sulfate)

[compact mica]

Intentionally and unintentionally at the same time

[mighty breach]

main reason we need a Kirby anime is to put all of those dorks on the screen and see what happens

[cloud pasture]

He then told Taranza that Magolor did it

But then he goes there and sees Susie vandalized Magolor's place

[compact mica]

He'll do that thing bats do with their wings and sit on the ceiling of the lor and show up out of nowhere

[mighty breach]

become morbius

[compact mica]

Ekse

[cloud pasture]

I really don't like the namefont they went with

Hope it gets changed in final game

[mighty breach]

Ikr

New times roman

[compact mica]

Looks bland

But honestly stamps like champs is the rawest line in the series

[cloud pasture]

True!

Aaaa I still wonder

Will Let Me Explain Everything get a new translation 😭

[compact mica]

Maybe

Ssu dialogue was completely changed

As was NiDls epilogue

What a disaster that translation was

[cloud pasture]

It'd be so funny if Under My Control was officially translated as Under New Management man 😭

Ik this joke has been done before

But it's so perfect

[compact mica]

Manager Magolor shows up halfway through the fight and destroys current Mago

[mighty breach]

Just in time as shoppe magolor and ||hell magolor|| show up to stop manager magolor from assimilating the magoverse

[compact mica]

Susie and Taranza wish they could be as drippy as Magolor

How many different Mago designs and outfits do we have at this point?

[mighty breach]

magolor, yellow magolor, blue magolor, green magolor, shoppe magolor, manager magolor, ||epilogue magolor||, crowned magolor phase 1, crowned magolor phase 2, crowned magolor ex, magolor soul

[compact mica]

Dream Gear Magolor

[cloud pasture]

What-if they call Magolor 1 "Magolor Wizard/Sorcerer" & Magolor 2 "Magolor Crowned"

[compact mica]

Rocky Area and Cave Area

[hoary oar]

When the font only looks good in JP

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019293243944476672/1064384056814485554/image.png

[wheat urchin]

tbh i dont see susie being into anyone and if she was they would want like NOTHING to do with her ass after what she did

WAIT

susie and meta knight being in a pepe le pew/panini and chowder style arc

only they dont get together obviously lmao

[compact mica]

The only thing Meta Knight would like to see her with is a restraining order

[wheat urchin]

EXACTLY LMAO

[compact mica]

I'm partial to Magolor and Susie as a duo but other times I think Magolor wouldn't want anything to do with her

[mighty breach]

Susie would probably not mind being with Magolor but Magolor would despise it

[compact mica]

I like the hc I see every now and again where they met sometime before Robobot

[errant burrow]

old fashioned JP font translated into having the equivalent era in English instead of having the same style

[lunar forum]

True

[lofty slate]

Magolorbius

[novel fern]

Any new news

[compact mica]

No

[vast minnow]

Sadly

[compact mica]

Wait at least 2 days

Then the incident will happen

[vast minnow]

O

[tough lance]

The Incident

[broken smelt]

The incident

[mighty breach]

The incident

[dull geode]

The incident

[vague vector]

The incident

[austere yacht]

The incident

[steel lark]

The incident

[wheat urchin]

The incident

[remote kindle]

The incident

The incident

[noble lynx]

me when here we are

[placid quail]

top 10 least funniest things
2. Beam Attack

1. Christian Kirbo

[mellow snow]

Awesome leak

[placid quail]

you mean ||magolor epilogue||

[compact mica]

That's it ? That's the top 10 least funniest things? That was just the worst 2!!

Brody betrayed us!

[placid quail]

you fill out the other 8

because aside from those 2 (which i find memed to the ground) the rest is debatable

:finger:

:Finger:

[compact mica]

Damn those are big boots to fill

Anime Dedede, Kirby cake jokes, Butterfly scary ohmergahd, Kirby yknow for kids, Taranzas dead wife xddd and Magolor capitalist jokes come to mind

[manic kite]

The least funniest jokes are the least funniest jokes

[compact mica]

True

[placid quail]

ok i'll make a full top 10 least funny kirby memes IMO
10. Kirby is 8 Inches Tall
9. Kirby is actually dark
8. Kirby is outerversal
7. And Here We Are
6. Microtransactiongalor
5. Irish Meta Knight's goons (Spanish Meta Knight and Texas Dedede are good how dare you/half joking)
4. NME Salesman is Spamton
3. Taranza's Depressed
2. Beam Attack

1. Christian Kirbo

[tough rain]

What does this have to do with the leaks?

[manic kite]

Good question

[placid quail]

ok nothing

[compact mica]

Yeah I just noticed we're in leaks chat

[toxic crown]

8 ich kirby was killed thanks to FL

that is all

[manic kite]

(We stepped on him)

[placid quail]

ik but lets move on

[compact mica]

What does number 8 and 5 even mean?

[manic kite]

Speaking of stepping on things, the Switch

[cloud pasture]

One texture vs years of sources lol

[manic kite]

What do da switches look like

[toxic crown]

i think it was moreso a retcon

[cloud pasture]

Also how is 8 inches Kirby a meme

[cloud pasture]

I doubt it tbh

[compact mica]

Sounds more like a theory

[manic kite]

No

[compact mica]

In that Case there are theories I dislike

[toxic crown]

i mean we clearly have statements of what kirby's height was supposed to be

[cloud pasture]

Kirby being 8 inches has been a fact since 1993 lol

[manic kite]

No it was said by Kirby's former creator right?

[toxic crown]

but they dont want him to be 8 inches anymore

[cloud pasture]

Lots of other times too.

[compact mica]

Whoever decided Ado and Adeleine are different characters why, why did you spread misinformation online

[toxic crown]

so they retoconned his height in FL

[worn bridge]

Idea:

It doesn't matter what kirby's height is

[manic kite]

Let's just ignore the existence of Adeleine throughout all this

[toxic crown]

not that it really effects anything

[worn bridge]

Idea:
It doesn't matter

[manic kite]

As well as Samus and any other human cameo

[placid quail]

FL disproved it

[placid quail]

yeah this disproved it first

as did adeleine/ado

[toxic crown]

im stating things as a matter of fact

[manic kite]

Can't disprove your own fact

[compact mica]

Why do people care about Kirby's height

[manic kite]

More like just rewrite or a retcon

[toxic crown]

not saying it matters or not

[manic kite]

EXCELLENT QUESTION

[worn bridge]

Ikr

[compact mica]

Y'all know they're gonna take liberties with it when a human like Solid Snake is involved

[cloud pasture]

I know the texture in Forgotten Land, but I really doubt it's a retcon tbh

[worn bridge]

This is super silly

[placid quail]

because misinformaton

[compact mica]

What texture?

[manic kite]

What about Kirby's circumference?

[scarlet ether]

no it did not, in fact it seemed to line up with it

[hoary oar]

Kirby's height is imperative in determining whether Void Termina's super laser piss would destroy a planet or just a moon

[manic kite]

We killed void

[compact mica]

Void is bark and no bite

[toxic crown]

i think it would destroy 3 actually

[manic kite]

Void fucking shot me 300 times

[placid quail]

doesnt something kirby's height say that it's 2 feet tall

[scarlet ether]

no

[placid quail]

yes it does

[manic kite]

4 feet

[hoary oar]

69 feet

[scarlet ether]

do you have a picture

[cloud pasture]

420 feet

[compact mica]

I asked Sakurai and he said Kirby's 6 foot 7

[manic kite]

4 micrometers

[scarlet ether]

well, multiple

[manic kite]

Four cat feet tall

[worn bridge]

https://youtu.be/LulrRqr6xfc
Void termina's core forme be like

[toxic crown]

kirby is a homunculi either way

[placid quail]

SOMEONE help me here

[compact mica]

Kirby is about 3/4ths of a Nago tall

[placid quail]

i cant find the image online

[compact mica]

We should use that as our measuring system ngl

[placid quail]

there IS a sign saying that you must be 2 feet tall to ride and is the same height as kirby, RIGHT?

[manic kite]

No shut-

Kirby is Kirby tall

[dull geode]

This is funny cause in the concept art for FL they still mention the 8 inch thing so idk what they were cooking. I have come to the logical conclusion of this hilarious discrepancy by saying that there is universal scaling that makes the size of people scale to a normal size in another world. Kirby is 8 inches in his world but that isn't small for his universe, so in the new world he's a normal size. This is dumb but funny

[placid quail]

plus, Elfilis's arena should disprove kirby being 8 inches tall as it wouldnt scale right

[scarlet ether]

no, there is a sign saying height but it is not for Kirby

[bleak geyser]

kirby killing god because his cake where is that one

[compact mica]

On my list

[placid quail]

its the size of kirb iirc

[scarlet ether]

it is for one of the Wondaria rides, which Kirby is significantly smaller than

[worn bridge]

-1

[manic kite]

OK MY LEAST FAVORITE JOKE

[bleak geyser]

anyway i wonder how magolor ripped his outfit

[placid quail]

but kirby is similar in size

[manic kite]

BACKSTABBING FRIENDS

[cloud pasture]

Since when do Kirby games have consistent scaling?

[compact mica]

Magolor and Kirby made ammends

[cloud pasture]

Star Dream has like 3 different scales lol

[manic kite]

BROOOOOOOO IT ONLY HAPPENED TWICE OUT OF 24 FRIENDS

[placid quail]

ever since they set them on EARTH

[scarlet ether]

Kirby is MUCH smaller than the ride though

[mortal dock]

have y'all mentioned "kirby killed god for a cake"

[compact mica]

Yeah

[manic kite]

Ni

[placid quail]

he wasnt that much smaller

[manic kite]

No

[scarlet ether]

he has to mouthful it to even ride it

[toxic crown]

i regret brining up kirby sizes

[scarlet ether]

and that's not even the full thing lol

[toxic crown]

quick

bring up kirby feet

[manic kite]

Did somebody mention the door to darkness?

[placid quail]

thats because it wouldn't work unless he mouthfulled it

[dull geode]

No one knows the height thing is solved

[manic kite]

Automatically banned

[compact mica]

Bruv what

[manic kite]

Give me your phone

[placid quail]

Mickey Mouse said this in his default happy voice

[compact mica]

*youre

[bleak geyser]

but what are the actual funny ones to you guys

[placid quail]

you're

[manic kite]

King Dee Ixm on a mobile phone i can type however badly i want

[compact mica]

Can't think of any tbh

[mighty ocean]

Funniest Kirby joke is super lame Kirby attack

[toxic crown]

trick question there are no funny kirby memes

[manic kite]

Also no corrections needed we have edit buttons

[compact mica]

You did not notice my own grammatical error

[placid quail]

true

[bleak geyser]

saying zans name wrong???

[worn bridge]

Idea: The kirby universe is comparatively scaled smaller compared to our own universe. Kirby would be 8 inches tall if he appeared in our world

[bleak geyser]

bald taranza is a good one

how can you not go wrong with?

[hoary oar]

Do we have a picture of what the sign is actually on

[manic kite]

King doo better have a damn good 3rd form

[compact mica]

Zan insulting everyone under the sun

[dull geode]

Extremely loud questioning buzzer

[compact mica]

Except taranza for some reason

[placid quail]

Kid named Adeleine
Kid named Samus Aran
Kid named Mario

[toxic crown]

pan pastrami name meme aint really funny

[manic kite]

Wondaria

[bleak geyser]

i do like the hyness squidward joke

[worn bridge]

Adeline is not from this universe pal

[placid quail]

nothing says this

[manic kite]

Brody it's called "This universe is smaller than ours"

[placid quail]

shiver star is from the same universe/galaxy as kirby

[dull geode]

Also he is in fact 8 inches in his own world which is confirmed by ||Chop champs||

[compact mica]

How do universes taste?

[manic kite]

Kirby is not canon to irl

[bleak geyser]

um kirby running is a good meme

[placid quail]

disagree

[dull geode]

False

[bleak geyser]

the running video with his mouth closed

[scarlet ether]

more than four Kirbys tall, so more than 80 CM (and this isn't even the best image, it is probably a bit taller)

[worn bridge]

Behold
THE singular application of kirby's height

[manic kite]

Brody none of us got evidence we can't win this one

[bleak geyser]

Mouth

[worn bridge]

Oop
Look at that

[placid quail]

Ehh
that's counting the thing at the top, which IMO is cheating

[toxic crown]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-gif-25916592

[bleak geyser]

kirby can be as tall or small as he wants to

[manic kite]

Brody it's called a metric

[scarlet ether]

then how would you measure it?

[compact mica]

Nago metrics

[scarlet ether]

if not up to the bottom of the top

[placid quail]

it's only 2 kirbies tall, discounting the thing at the top
he could easily ride it

[bleak geyser]

anyway that magolor epilouge seems its gonna be pretty banging

[hoary oar]

I mean I don't agree with measuring the size of the ride either but regardless this doesn't
Show us anything because the sign doesn't actually indicate how big it is

[dull geode]

what is magolors height

[compact mica]

Magolor gonna epilogue all around the place

[bleak geyser]

HIS EAR BEING CAT EARS IS SO CUTE

[compact mica]

A Nago and a quarter tall

[manic kite]

But what's keeping the back of the riders' heads from falling back?

[dull geode]

his ear is a cone

[bleak geyser]

c o n e

[scarlet ether]

yeah, just says the maximum height of it

[bleak geyser]

m a g o c o n e

[placid quail]

i don't think it's meant to bonk against the top either,

[bleak geyser]

you know what has crazy scaling

the warpstar

[compact mica]

Magolor ears are adorable

[scarlet ether]

so the sign does not really 'disprove' Kirby's height

[manic kite]

I will eat magolor

[placid quail]

you are acting like the actual ride area is THAT high, not the back of the thing

[bleak geyser]

become magolor

[placid quail]

the sign appeared in game though

[manic kite]

No I will eat magolor

[placid quail]

so whatever height it was at would be an answer

[dull geode]

maybe youre 8 inches

[scarlet ether]

who said it did not?

[bleak geyser]

"the kirby server has run out of news so we have resorted to talking about kirbys height'

[compact mica]

Does the Epilogue mean we might see a Magolor dating sim in the near future?

[toxic crown]

my b

[manic kite]

Ridel you owe me 5 dollars

[placid quail]

ignoring it implies it does not

[dull geode]

well we can get multiple things going. I think Kirby is an incarnation of Void

[manic kite]

That's all I need to prepare an omelette

I want to know what's inside a magolor

[compact mica]

Egg salad

[hoary oar]

I just don't understand this discussion at all
The sign says how tall someone has to be to be allowed to ride the funny coaster but the sign does not indicate how tall the coaster itself is nor how tall itself is

[scarlet ether]

yeah

[worthy epoch]

full of trickery

[manic kite]

Is it a lime lemon jelly filling like Marx?

[placid quail]

wasnt it the other way around?

iirc

the sign was 3 times the size of kirby

[compact mica]

Do you really think a roller coaster in an abandoned civilization is gonna care about someone's height

[placid quail]

the sign was 6 feet

kirby is 2 feet

[manic kite]

Or is it that delicious yet biologically questionable egg yolk?

[dull geode]

the replies have crossed over

[toxic crown]

ill do you one better how tf does popstar look like this from space?!?!?

[manic kite]

ATOMSPHERE

[compact mica]

Space magic

[dull geode]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[placid quail]

idk, magic?

[manic kite]

ATRMOSPHERE

[bleak geyser]

https://iasip.link/?IlRoZSBSL2tpcmJ5IHNlcnZlciBydW5zIG91dCBvZiBuZXdzIGFuZCByZXNvcnQgdG8gdGFsa2ltZyBhYm91dCBraXJieXMgaGVpZ2h0Ig==

[mighty ocean]

piss atmosphere

[placid quail]

kid named nutty noon

[dull geode]

rocky atmosphere

[bleak geyser]

the leaks channel atm

[manic kite]

ATMKSPHEREEEEEEEEEEE

[dull geode]

ene we really need that direct

we need it NOW

[bleak geyser]

yeah

[manic kite]

Fine i'll make a leak myself

[placid quail]

well TOOO BAD

[toxic crown]

fat popstar theory

[bleak geyser]

ITS BEEN 5 MONTHS

[compact mica]

If Taranza and Magolor were playing air hockey? Who would win?

[placid quail]

direct cancelled

[worthy epoch]

taranza, he has more arms

[toxic crown]

i cant see the curvature of the star so it must be flat

[manic kite]

https://tenor.com/view/water-burst-dump-flow-gif-16539503

[placid quail]

the game's being taken down to hammertown

[hoary oar]

No but seriously where does this sign appear in the game since no one's posted an image of it

[manic kite]

It has wondaria colors

[toxic crown]

someone posted it above

[placid quail]

it was somewhere in wondaria

i THINK 3-1

[dull geode]

oh Kirby standing next to the sign has his head barely pass the bottom

[dull geode]

so hes like a toddler to it

[manic kite]

I can't be bothered to be a productive member of society

[bleak geyser]

4 MONTHS

[dull geode]

WTF RETURNT O D REAMLAND REMAKE WHAT

[toxic crown]

here

[compact mica]

It's only been 4 months?

[manic kite]

Damn

I'm getting too for this

I'm tired of kids these days telling me the news 4 months later

[dull geode]

i like how the wondaria sign is its own breed of discourse

no one is ever correct

[manic kite]

It's Discord

[compact mica]

Ampether this is the Kirby fandom

[manic kite]

You get what you paid for

[compact mica]

Welcome to the club we got jackets

[dull geode]

kirby fandom is real

[manic kite]

To think I would've stayed in reddit

[compact mica]

Bad idea

[bleak geyser]

https://iasip.link/?IlRoZSBSL2tpcmJ5IHNlcnZlciBhcmd1ZXMgYWJvdXQgaGVpZ2h0IGJlY2F1c2UgdGhlcmVzIG5vIGxlYWsgZm9vdGFnZSI=

another one

[manic kite]

Anyways so let's talk about leaks

[dull geode]

if only we had anything to talk about

nothing has changed

[bleak geyser]

guys magolor is wearing grey

[manic kite]

Alright so if there's water seeping out then that's not gokd

[bleak geyser]

what could it mean

[mighty ocean]

Mr Canadian GameStop Employee man has spent the last 2 weeks looking for a video camera to shakily hold

[manic kite]

That means a pipe wasn't connected tightly or the adhesive is wearing off

[bleak geyser]

lets talk about mask mod ideas again

i for one think this would be tbe mask of all time

[manic kite]

As a result of the leakage, mold will grow and ants will come

[compact mica]

The GameStop guy is trying to find a situation in which he conveniently has to flee the police when taking photos

[bleak geyser]

do other game stops have the display boxes

[manic kite]

Not only is it a health and a pest risk, it's also a financial risk as every drop of water that leaks is a penny lost

[compact mica]

Think so

[bleak geyser]

the funny box

[compact mica]

I've seen 3 or 4 different pictures with the box

[bleak geyser]

the hip new trend

take a picture of a box

[compact mica]

Average Metal Gear fan

[bleak geyser]

yeah

[manic kite]

We made this channel over a box

[bleak geyser]

i want one of us to soyjak with it

[compact mica]

It didn't exist beforehand?

[manic kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-empty-box-gif-13080343

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-caja-la-los-gif-10151159

[bleak geyser]

us when rtdl deluxe box

[compact mica]

Me when I find the time machine (I can prevent the soyjak from existing)

[manic kite]

I can't wait for someone to illegally scan the box cover and distribute it on the web

[bleak geyser]

the kirby fandom looses it shit over a box

i love it here

[compact mica]

I've seen people Yiik out over less

[manic kite]

It scared us shitless

[bleak geyser]

it gave us so much

[manic kite]

PICK

[scarlet ether]

idk, I thought it was 1st stage of Wandaria but this is the only image I've ever seen of it

[compact mica]

MINE

[bleak geyser]

GOTH FATTY PUFFER

[compact mica]

A dead rotten egg

[bleak geyser]

oh and cone ear

[compact mica]

Did you know that eggs have dents in them when they are expired?

[bleak geyser]

gamestop was the friends we made along the way

[compact mica]

This is a result of the air inside the egg leaking out

[hoary oar]

Ok I found it

Its Circuit Speedway

[compact mica]

Ohh!!!!

[compact mica]

17 days left

[bleak geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-i-couldnt-afford-a-present-this-year-christmas-holidays-happy-holidays-gif-12922144

[hoary oar]

The sign is on the left

[bleak geyser]

game stop

[scarlet ether]

that doesn't look like same area though
where else does it appear?

[compact mica]

One less day until the Return of Dreamlands to kirby

[bleak geyser]

kirbys return to box

[hoary oar]

Oh yea true

So its reused throughout wondaria ig

Regardless, the claim that the sign is the same size as kirby was a lie, it towers over him, and nothing about the design of the sign implies that it itself is at either of the heights it mentions anyway

[dull geode]

me going to wondaria and having to get on my knees to read a sign

[scarlet ether]

oh, beginning of stage 3 lmao

[hoary oar]

Ah nice

Also these aren't very good images to tell for sure but it doesn't even look like these two instances of the asset are the same size?

If they're not then that definitely disproves the idea that this sign can indicate how tall Kirby is lol

[dull geode]

the wondaria sign is infallible it cannot be defeated

[placid quail]

lets cook on those leaks

[manic kite]

https://tenor.com/view/green-onion-cook-cooking-cut-knife-gif-12366567

[mellow snow]

https://tenor.com/view/pirate-ship-arr-leek-in-the-boat-leek-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-gif-12107967

[placid quail]

true

[vital seal]

wasn't Morpho Knight called a "butterfly of paradise" in some translations? We know that Lor means paradise so... was Lor Stacutter made to try to reach paradise, aka: ||the afterlife||

[hoary oar]

Yea the official translation in fact is butterfly of paradise

The reason fan translators started clarifying it as Sukhavati specifically instead of just paradise is because it uses a different word from Void/Lor

Void’s descriptions and the Lor = Paradise in Hyness’s description uses Rakuen

Meanwhile the paradise in Butterfly of Paradise for Morpho is Gokuraku which is Sukhavati AKA the pure land of bliss/the western paradise

To clarify and maybe oversimplify

Something like Tengoku would be like Heaven in Japanese
Rakuen is a word that means paradise
Gokuraku has like a mix of those two connotations

Or you could say rakuen doesn’t have the connotation of being an afterlife when you say paradise

But gokuraku has the connotation of a paradise in the afterlife

You could also oversimplify gokuraku as being the buddhist word for heaven as opposed to using tengoku for japanese and christian concepts of heaven

So you could say like the purpose of associating something with gokuraku specifically is to make them seem more esoteric and not native

Hence why one of the names for sukhavati in english is ‘western paradise’

[vital seal]

huh

neat

[hoary oar]

Fun fact is I was actually really resistant to using sukhavati instead of paradise because like
Complicated term from buddhism in sanskrit! But like
Funny insistence from stardddude
And seeing that even wikirby translated it as sukhavati

Which is probably from falco lau

And eventually realized that yea no morpho isn’t just the kind of ‘casual use of term that happens to have detailed roots’, they very much are deep into the specifics of buddhism and religion

[tawdry cairn]

[hoary oar]

Funny butterfly with the sukhavati and the hades bullshit

But yea tl;dr heaven and hell butterfly

Tbh after giving that explanation I feel like if you were to avoid directly naming sukhavati

I feel like heaven would be a better translation for it than paradise

[manic kite]

Kirby Returns to Dreamland Deluxe Super Bowl Ad

No It doesn't exist

[errant burrow]

the last time Nintendo advertised at the super bowl it was literally the switch release wasn't it

[mortal dock]

advertising kirby at the Superbowl would be really fucking funny

[vital crest]

Hey @toxic crown, shouldnt you delete this? #1019293243944476672 message

[remote kindle]

RiDEL Castro#1735 - #Return to Dream Land Deluxe

magolor died and went to hell

Quoted by Nitsu#5717 • [98885582972792832] · Feb 7, 2023, 2:24 AM

[vital crest]

I know I'm no mod but some are trying to not see the leak

Even in such an indirect way

[mortal dock]

im also not a mod BUT I think deleting it would be a more obvious indicator that they're referring to a leak. without the context of the leak you can just assume they're referring to magolor dying like we saw in the original

[quaint osprey]

Yeah

I think without context it's like

Hard to believe lol

[mighty breach]

Sounds more like a joke than a genuine leak

[toxic crown]

yea its a bit tounge and cheek but if you dont know the leak it just seems like an innocuous joke

[mighty breach]

Figured I'd try a prediction at the ||epilogue|| final boss
Taking a lot of "inspiration" (aka tracing over) from the scrapped gcn villain

First one is if ||god of the underworld||
Second is ||god of the underworld after the very popular novel character Papi who will very definitely be in for sure does a little trolling||

both butterfly themed, and none will ever be real

Third prediction is just
master crown but alive

I would move this to somewhere else like #whispys-writers-club if it wasn't tied to the leaked stuff

[quaint osprey]

this is lowkey raw good job with the designs

[compact mica]

This goes hard

[errant perch]

||that papi themed one is actually a really good idea, canonising concept art and a novel character all in one is genius||

[cloud pasture]

||Imagine this hypothetical boss pulls a Zero and creates multiple small red & yellow butterflies||

[cloud pasture]

||CAN'T WAIT WHEN IT IS REVEALED||

[errant perch]

DIRECT TOMORROW
Can’t wait to see all this leaked stuff be officially unveiled to the masses

[lofty slate]

Aw hell yeah I saw 😎

[mighty breach]

Finally

Magolor will be real

[sweet lagoon]

Do you think It will be officially revealed tomorrow

[austere yacht]

Definitely

[errant perch]

Aw hell yeah, there’s not really much else after the magoland trailer, they were definitely saving the juicy stuff for the direct, I could already tell

[dull geode]

The promised time is upon us (please don't just be a PNG)

[mighty breach]

||Direct opens up with Magolor and Papi driving a car off a cliff in hell, screen frezes and goes black n white, "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how did I end up in this situation". Rewinds to the first trailer of the game||

[lofty slate]

||Magolors Epilogue will become real tomorrow pogger||

[unborn current]

s o

is this where it gets announced lmao

[lofty slate]

Most likely

[tawdry cairn]

For sure

[lofty slate]

If not then idk what I’ll do

[tawdry cairn]

It's on the boxart

So I can't imagine they would not reveal it here

[lofty slate]

Facts

I agree, if it’s on the boxart then it has to be an announcement

Plus a new gamemode is a really big announcement so it makes sense why it would be in the form of a direct

[quaint osprey]

god im so pumped for that trailer

its gonna be crazy fr

[dull geode]

Nintendo timing their direct on the day magolor usually tweets

How kind

[quaint osprey]

i do wonder at what point they will show it

maybe at midway point like with FL's third trailer

[mighty breach]

Prepare for all ||Hades|| ideas and opportunities to be crushed

[dull geode]

Either start or incomprehensible

Probably incomprehensible

It will show up whenever

[placid quail]

what if there's NOTHING in the direct

[unborn current]

the epilogue is fake its tilt n roll deluxe instead

[placid quail]

its not confirmed that it'll be there

[dull geode]

If there is nothing in the direct HAL is DUMB

[mighty breach]

Kirby Slide Returns

[lofty slate]

||off topic but imagine if they randomly just throw in a Mario Odyssey 2/Mario Maker 3/Mario Galaxy 3 announcement I would be very happy||

[quaint osprey]

i mean to be honest i doubt that even if they will reveal it they will straight up confirm where it takes place because it would indirectly spoil the climax of the story mode

which is something they 100% wont do

they will be vague as hell as far as story goes

maybe we will guess it via more footage

[placid quail]

we shouldn't overhype it until it comes out

[mighty breach]

God I hope they announce Kirby 2

[lofty slate]

Most likely ||Odyssey 2 or Odyssey 1 DLC|| tho because ||of the weird emails people have been getting from Nintendo||

[quaint osprey]

theres 0.5 chance of kirby not showing up on the next direct

[unborn current]

i expect RtDL DX, BOTW 2 news and dear god the rumors of mario baseball being real

[placid quail]

its 50 50 actually

[mighty breach]

0.5 out of how much

[quaint osprey]

nah

out of 1000

its like one thing that even was like "yeah there will be direct in february again"

[lofty slate]

I hope it’s not ||Odyssey 1 DLC and instead it’s Odyssey 2|| , would be a bit disappointing ngl

[quaint osprey]

they had their chance to post trailer regarding this sort of stuff outside of direct but it ended up being magoland focused so yknow

[unborn current]

i guess me listening to TDX ost helped summinded the direct lol

[dull geode]

This mode is arguably more major than magoland they gotta put it here so people actually care about the game lol

Mini game world is definitely not enough for some people lmao

[vital crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4m-s_4wkuc its time

[unborn current]

i do expect them to talk about it its on the back of the damn box

[dull geode]

Please god explain the mechanics don't be too vague

[quaint osprey]

anyway my prediction about this trailer still stands. they will slowly escalate coolness of reveals over the course of it

first they will talk about missions, then revamped ex mode, then ||epilogue||

[lofty slate]

||Narrator: “Magolor go brr 💀 “||

[unborn current]

"Help Magolor escape from the grasp of death" - Nintendo Direct guy

[dull geode]

Even better we will probably get a magolor tweet about it too with a little more info in the sacred language

[lofty slate]

“Magolor must team up with Doomguy and Isabelle in order to stop demons from taking over video games”

[placid quail]

guys
WHAT IF THERE ISNT SHIT

[dull geode]

Then you will be our sacrifice to get it sooner

[placid quail]

CAN WE PLEASE NOT OVERHYPE OURSELVES

[vital crest]

nah lets overhype

[placid quail]

IT CAN EASILY HAPPEN, TRUE

[vital crest]

I like it

[unborn current]

its like the grinch leak for smash ultimate lmao

[placid quail]

BUT IT CAN EASILY NOT HAPPEN

[lofty slate]

I will overhype myself and possibly be disappointed idc

[mellow snow]

Why would they
Not reveal a mode that is literally selling point in a direct before the game actually releases

[vital crest]

4 different people went to separate stores and checked the back of the box

[lofty slate]

I’ll take my chances

[dull geode]

I REFUSE to hype responsibly

[vital crest]

||epilogue|| exists

[quaint osprey]

i overhype myself because i'm not like twitter people (i will accept the reality in calm manner because its just videogame announcements)

[vital crest]

and if they dont reveal it in the direct, its like 2 weeks away

[quaint osprey]

also the possibility of it not being shown are so slim they are not even worth considering

like. there was no magolor tweet today.

[unborn current]

i just wanna see more masks lol

[vital crest]

its 40 minutes long

[quaint osprey]

of course there will be a trailer tomorrow

[unborn current]

THEY INVITE MAGOLOR TO THE DIRECT

[dull geode]

40 minutes all kieby

[placid quail]

because it may be a spoiler

[quaint osprey]

what they consider spoilers they dont put on the box

[unborn current]

MAGOLOR HIJACKS THE DIRECT TO TALK ABOUT HIS GAME

[mellow snow]

It’s on the back of the box mannnn

[mighty breach]

They wouldn't

But he would come in uninvited anyways

[vital crest]

40 mins direct
Games of early 2023
RTDX relasing in two weeks

seems likely

[placid quail]

well magolor epilogue is vague about what it is context wise

it doesnt spoil magolors death

[unborn current]

wtf magolor died??

[placid quail]

so they'd have to write around it in direct

[vital crest]

game is 12 years old

[scarlet ether]

I see they're showing in RTDL DX on front of American site nice
would be a good time to show it in direct

[placid quail]

its still not good to spoil

[quaint osprey]

yooo

nah they def wont reveal all plot details

but we will be able to tell things via gameplay footage for sure

[vital crest]

darth vader is luke's father

[unborn current]

they say magolor died by getting hit with a rock

nothing to see here folks

[scarlet ether]

it isn't like they don't spoil stuff about Magolor everywhere else (lol novel)

[tawdry cairn]

It's pretty obv this will be in the direct I feel like

[quaint osprey]

me when novel is literally titled "the magician of falsehoods"

[tawdry cairn]

2 weeks from release

New game mode on the back of the box that hasn't been shown

[vital crest]

IF they want to avoid the betrayal, they can easily say that after leaving dream land, magolor finds himself in a strange land

[quaint osprey]

but yeah woooooo

will be waiting for this by beating super star ultra again

[unborn current]

also please show the ":0!" cutscene PLEASE

[quaint osprey]

nah they wont lol

you will be buying this game to see it sorry

[unborn current]

they showed off fecto's area in a trailer remember

[quaint osprey]

yeah

[vital crest]

Prosafia gaming four days before release:

[quaint osprey]

me 5 days before release:

i have modded switch

[vital crest]

ooh

[unborn current]

me:
i died

anyway uhh

[placid quail]

not really
in fact, its 50/50

[unborn current]

ill probs play like

[placid quail]

if its not there

[unborn current]

dl3 or somethin idfk

[quaint osprey]

i already started replaying ssu so this just gives me more vigor to continue

i stopped at the old tower last time so uhh

wish me luck

[unborn current]

o h .

[tawdry cairn]

You really think they're not gonna show the next game coming out from one of their big ips in two weeks

[placid quail]

its possible, and in that case the last rtdl dx trailer will be released on its own

[scarlet ether]

yeah, they've already barely advertised the game at all

so it would not be a good decision to not show stuff

[placid quail]

just to everyone here
STOP ACTING LIKE ITS A 100% CHANCE

[quaint osprey]

doesn't

[mellow snow]

Me when they never advertise the game and the Kirby series fades into obscurity as nobody remembers it and this server as a whole ceases to exist with all of its members disappearing

[quaint osprey]

oh shit--

[scarlet ether]

most people do not even know about Sand, and lots did not know about Magoland before the leak lol

[placid quail]

maybe it would be in some twisted up way

[scarlet ether]

only American and Japanese stuff have really shown Magoland and the other abilities
but even then not much

[quaint osprey]

i do wonder if they will show off sand

i feel like they considered twitter reveal to be "enough" lol

[scarlet ether]

considering people still do not know about it, think they have to at least show it, even if not in detail

[quaint osprey]

probably will show it at least yeah

probably in section that explains how missions work

[scarlet ether]

since its only been shown in a few social media posts at most for most places

[versed shuttle]

it begins...

[compact mica]

My prediction:
Standard gameplay showcase
Highlights of sand, mecha and festival
Brief Magoland focus
Magolor Mode reveal
Demo

[lofty slate]

Hell yeah

I’ll take it

🤝

[compact mica]

Probably be 3 minutes long

[quaint osprey]

i think magoland might not get any spoitlight

because it literally got 2 minute trailer last week

[compact mica]

I don't think it would be a spotlight

[noble lynx]

nawh

that wasnt last week

r-right

[quaint osprey]

it was last week

[noble lynx]

is time moving too fast for anyone

💦

[scarlet ether]

only in America though
do not know what's up with that

[lofty slate]

Sus emoji 🤨

[compact mica]

Just brief shots of the miniganes I figure

[quaint osprey]

tbf it mostly covered all info that was available in jp already

[toxic crown]

Pretty much is

Like it's on the back of the box

[scarlet ether]

there was some new stuff

[quaint osprey]

yeah but not too major

[scarlet ether]

and European languages haven't got it

[toxic crown]

Literally no better time to market what's new

[quaint osprey]

i do wonder if this trailer exists purely because direct's trailer won't go over these features lol

because i don't see them overlapping

[scarlet ether]

like the only thing that's hinted towards Magoland in European stuff is the sub-games and social media (Twitter) posts iirc

[placid quail]

there's a chance they dont show it anyways

and then show magolor mode in a SEPERATE trailer

after the direct

[quaint osprey]

my other guess is that the websites after direct will all update and will have this info

[placid quail]

either its there tomorrow or its there a couple days after tomorrow

[scarlet ether]

like all European pages for RTDL DX have barely updated since the initial announcement trailer of the game

[quaint osprey]

yeah its def cuz of direct

[scarlet ether]

well really, all non-American and non-Japanese pages lol

[placid quail]

that's the most fair way to put it

[quaint osprey]

i mean even american website is rather bare

[scarlet ether]

though Korean and Chinese places at least got the article about Magoland and Sand and stuff

yeah

[bleak geyser]

GUYS IT HAPPENING

Soon we will be able to talk about the leaks again

[vague vector]

Magolor goes to hell!!! Yippee

Good thing my parents don't rlly care about what games I buy

Cause if I was like

7

And they saw this

Then uh

uh erm uh

[bleak geyser]

yeah they didnt put forgo dreams on the back of fls box

[placid quail]

it may not be

[quaint osprey]

ok we get it

[placid quail]

ok if it ISNT on the box

[quaint osprey]

you dont have to repeat after every person expresses excitement

[placid quail]

it'll be only a couple days later

[toxic crown]

That makes literally no sense to do

[placid quail]

that second part I have NOT repeated

[bleak geyser]

hey this is my first time playing rtdl let me have this

[placid quail]

idk, some weirdo might plan it that way
it has a decent chance of happening though

[compact mica]

No more holding my tongue in the non spoiler rtdx channel

[bleak geyser]

yeah!

everyone will know about his cone ear

[compact mica]

So many times I wanted to say something but couldn't because funny

[bleak geyser]

same

anyway lets thank game stop for bringing us together

[quaint osprey]

soon everyone will know the true power of this remake

[bleak geyser]

they will know about the magolor

[lofty slate]

https://tenor.com/view/unlimited-power-star-wars-gif-10270127

UNLIMITED GEM APPLESSS!!!

[bleak geyser]

the power of gamestop magolor

[lofty slate]

He is unstoppable

[bleak geyser]

soon he will be free

[lofty slate]

Magolor is trapped within the depths of GameStop

He must soon be freed to the public eye

[bleak geyser]

cause that is where his funny boxes are

[lofty slate]

Yes

[bleak geyser]

someone needs to draw him in the uniform

[lofty slate]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-maid-outfit-uniform-spongebob-meme-gif-21241802

Magolor when Magoland

Sry I had to

[bleak geyser]

i meant the gamestop one

[lofty slate]

Oh

XD

“Welcome to MagoStop how can I help you today?”

Magolor infiltrates all of the GameStops

and I mean ALL of them

[bleak geyser]

never forget where we started

[compact mica]

Where did we end

[quaint osprey]

on 24th of february

[tough lance]

I wonder why they thought to reveal a ||post-game story epilogue|| on the box

[scarlet ether]

what else they gonna advertise?

plus it has ||Magolor||, everyone likes him

[placid quail]

like lebron will let that happen

[bleak geyser]

gotta make people buy it to show them theres more

magolor and his best friend lebron cutout

[quaint osprey]

its entirely new mode thats why

it has no equivalent to it's existence in the original game

therefore its a selling point

[tough lance]

I guess its because they're assuming most of the people that get the remake have played the original already, or at least know full well what happens

[quaint osprey]

well thing is

[bleak geyser]

yeah gives people a reason to go through the game again

[quaint osprey]

if you dont know the story this technically doesnt spoil anything

[bleak geyser]

for the new stuff

[quaint osprey]

something happens to magolor, but, what exactly? that little blurb doesnt elaborate

so i wouldnt consider its mere existence to be spoilers for newcomers

[bleak geyser]

it gave us his ear

[scarlet ether]

they basically already had everything that was on original's box, might as well put more new stuff

[tough lance]

Mega copium here, but what if there are new super abilities not found in the main mode

[quaint osprey]

doubt it

there is potential for, maybe, smash ability showing up if they were to port new challenge stages

[tough lance]

I honestly see Dream Collection challenge content returning as more likely than new super abilities

[mighty breach]

Magolor races would be cool to return too

[quaint osprey]

this video about to age catastrophically

[worn bridge]

Shut UP!!

[mighty breach]

Outline haters will be hatin

[mellow snow]

I love these thumbnails

[errant perch]

Can’t wait to see if they reveal any more bosses ||main game or post game||

[quaint osprey]

outline haters when original game had mid color theory

[compact mica]

When the Rocky Area is actually rocky this time

[mighty breach]

Rockier Area

[vague vector]

It does look bad compared to true peak

This was such a good port

[compact mica]

Kirby's Adventure 3ds was shit

[manic kite]

Hey now

[lofty slate]

I can’t wait to see 1 second footage of ||Magolor vs Elmo in Epilogue ||

[manic kite]

Ya don't just slander Kirby's Adventure 3DS and get away with it

[lofty slate]

||Magolor Epilogue All Boss fights (trust me, my dad works at HAL):
• Sans
• Peter Griffin
• Shaggy Rogers
• DoodleBob
• Biggie Cheese
• Shrek
• Phineas and Ferb
• Elmo
• Baldi
• Edgy Magolor (final boss fight)
||

[manic kite]

You have the rest of the day to explain yourself

[compact mica]

The European version of Kirbys Return To Dreamland 3ds was shit

Awful port

[manic kite]

-Lowers gun slowly-

[errant perch]

I can already see the video thumbnail

[manic kite]

-walks away-

[errant perch]

And of course the true final true arena boss would be front and centre

[toxic crown]

I remember when profasia made void look like the final boss of FL

[errant burrow]

i already seen thumbnails where its just straight up sexual clickbait in the center circle

not for a kirby game but

really pathetic

[compact mica]

I'll take Clickbait sexual over spoilers

I'd rather they just not exist though

[quaint osprey]

i am glad that the most important feature was left in his plush

[manic kite]

I cannot say the F word in the first 8-15 seconds of a video n'or can i swear consistently...

Yet this is allowed on YouTube?
SMH

Truly a...

sad.... state....

God damn why does he have that though!

[languid dragon]

Bwahahaha

[dense ginkgo]

||when the direct trailer starts with magolor begging for forgiveness with a shadowy butterfly silhouette||

[broken smelt]

Wtf you actually predicted it??

Almost exactly 2 days

In my time zone at least

[dense ginkgo]

but what about the incident

[broken smelt]

I was assuming the incident was the direct but if it isn’t

[dense ginkgo]

oh no

[compact mica]

I'm a wizard

[quaint osprey]

tbh i knew we were gonna get a direct announcement today cuz magolor didnt post anything

ever since mid january there were tweets regularly on tuesdays

[broken smelt]

Magalor had to log into Nintendo’s account and announce the direct?

[quaint osprey]

no

magolor was simply silenced

[broken smelt]

Based!!!

[errant perch]

We know where magolor is now…

[quaint osprey]

but like unironically it makes sense that they wouldnt post anything on the regular day cuz obviously they would post on the same day as there would be new trailer