#Kirby RtDL Deluxe Leaks/Datamines

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spark forge
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the quality aint too good

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so

last owl
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I do wonder though, ||if morpho knight does show up since magolor has a high chance of being in Hades, would Galacta be in Hades too or did Morpho just completely assimilated him into itself?||

quaint osprey
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man this is gorgeous though

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they knew that this game has banger art direction lol

unborn current
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this covers reminds me

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i went back to play rtdl

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and man

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the cutscenes in the og are WAY stiffer than i remembered!!

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like half of the scenes are just the main cast just standing there

last owl
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Honestly, I'm really happy how expressive the main squad has been recently

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Their facial animations have improved a lot

toxic crown
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in house cutscenes id imagine

mighty breach
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If we follow the timeline of Return To Dreamland → Guest Star → Forgotten Land and assume that Morpho as a Knight was born from Galacta Knight and Forgo Dreams has continuity from Guest Star, then Morpho as a Knight doesn't exists in the timeframe of ||Magolor Epilogue||, unless Galacta were to get Morphoed there

I say this while making a lot of assumptions that aren't nowhere near confirmed lol

quaint osprey
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the squad :)

unborn current
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WOO!

quaint osprey
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also dedede's pupils arent nearly as small as people are saying lol

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they are just not gigantic like in the original

compact mica
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I am in love

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I formally declare my marriage to this game

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February 24th

last owl
quaint osprey
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thinking about

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that they probably WILL make new pre rendered cutscenes

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esp since they are in house

compact mica
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Meta Knight is so blank in rtdl cutscenes

unborn current
last owl
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No thoughts, head empty

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I hope they make the scene of him laughing at the very end a little more expressive

compact mica
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The most they do is fight off revolution orbs in that one cutscene

last owl
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I always found that weirdly cute

compact mica
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Yeah

toxic crown
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i think landia in rtdl in general is kinda generic

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i like how they look in clash though

unborn current
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super clash to be exact

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which means hell yes they bringing back the fangs

compact mica
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Hell yeah

cloud pasture
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what was the inside cover for KSA & KatFL again

unborn current
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KSA was the damn manual

toxic crown
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FL was kirby riding on the bridge from the opening

vague vector
toxic crown
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in car mouth

vague vector
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Like in MK8

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idk why they can't just have a damn manual

toxic crown
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money

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manuals are really not needed anymore

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they are really cute though

cloud pasture
quaint osprey
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tbh manuals started to go boring around wii era anyways sadly

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rtdl's manual is

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Lol

languid dragon
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Ok so ||now that the leak is confirmed real I wonder if we could get a clearer look at Magolor Epilogue||

quaint osprey
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i know that it exists

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i was saying that its lame

unborn current
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looking at it its looks like ultra's huh

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Kumazaki manuals just suck lets be real lol

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common shimomura w

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seriously this manual is a blast

hallow laurel
bleak geyser
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P l a n e t

hoary oar
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Ayo who put peak in my Kirby AGAIN

noble lynx
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HAL labs

spark forge
hoary oar
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

rocky cedar
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Finally..

The kirby afterlife

vivid niche
chilly ibex
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real

rocky cedar
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omg

snow yarrow
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real

hallow laurel
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wow it's Breath of the Wild

vital seal
mellow snow
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THE LEAK IS REAL

broken smelt
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Just checked game stop lol

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So apparently it’s been here the whole time

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My camera sucks unfortunately

spark forge
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this image is even worse

hallow laurel
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to be honest

mighty breach
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ok ok ok but could you read it

cloud pasture
hallow laurel
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printing quality can only do so much

broken smelt
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Yeah

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Hold on

bright anchor
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What is that? Forgo language?

mighty breach
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that's french

cloud pasture
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Fry on the RTDX mission

uncut oxide
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i’m so happy it’s been confirmed

cloud pasture
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This is one of the Magoland missions

broken smelt
languid dragon
broken smelt
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Only thing I could get was ||what if I could bekwoqbwhdi unintelligible||

hallow laurel
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what about the text on the right side

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with the 2

cloud pasture
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||"What if I could [UNINTELLIGIBLE]? That would help me get my powers back a little quicker."||

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the funny

broken smelt
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That was even harder to read

hallow laurel
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Anyway the box is just randomly available to be seen?

broken smelt
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Yup

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I guess we never checked for weekslmao

hallow laurel
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you're not even an employee

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funny HAL

broken smelt
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At least this looks pretty cool

mellow snow
mellow snow
broken smelt
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Lmao yeah

cloud pasture
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It's just in the public like that lmfao

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Fucking GameStop

broken smelt
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We need a trailer lol

mellow snow
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I don’t think I can last until next week

placid quail
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Do we have the binary

mellow snow
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On second thought I have a Spanish exam on Tuesday. Can we get a few more days

placid quail
vital seal
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lol

bleak geyser
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it's not even on the japanese site

quaint osprey
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i wonder if gamestop is to blame or HAL being slow as fuck with advertising

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id say, mix of both

bleak geyser
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thanks gamestop for the foood

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also why is that info not on the japanese site

broken smelt
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GameStop literally leaked this didn’t they lol

manic kite
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HAL building up hype carefully

vs

Us immediately pouncing on anything new that fell on the floor

bleak geyser
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thnks gamestop

chilly ibex
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why the fuck did gamestop have to die here man

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i wish i could go to my ex local gamestop and potentially check this back cover

bleak geyser
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the kirby fandom goes to look at a gamecase

languid dragon
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Kirby fans looking at the game case on the table:

broken smelt
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im eating crumbs

bleak geyser
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touchs the display box to feel something

manic kite
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God we are like ants

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The moment one of us even gets a hint of food, even if it's not even substantial and probably doesn't exist...

We just go nuts

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Just absolutely congregate around it

bleak geyser
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goes to gamestop to touch a display box

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and then leaves

mighty breach
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Bring the best camera on earth

manic kite
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At some point someone is going to catch wind of this and then we get sprayed on

broken smelt
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now that i think abt it i probably looked weird taking photos of a game-

manic kite
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FRY I'M COMING TO YOUR HOUSE

mighty breach
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Tell the cashier that you were taking pics for your little brother or something

mellow snow
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Not as weird as this game’s marketing! GOTTEM!!!!!

languid dragon
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The single Gamestop employee fighting off the Kirby fans who came to look at a display box:

bright anchor
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Guys I'm sorry, I'm a fake fan

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bleak geyser
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we need a demo god

mellow snow
mighty breach
broken smelt
bleak geyser
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touches the box to feel powerful

compact mica
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Kirby marketing is so funny

manic kite
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ME AND THE BOYS GOING TO THE GAMESTOP BACKROOMS

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THEY CAN'T STOP ALL OF US

compact mica
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A major announcement is just anticlimactically found at GameStop

bleak geyser
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ME AND THE BOYS GOING TO LOOK AT A SWITCH GAME BOX

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us pointing at the box

manic kite
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"Hey no that's for staff only"

I'm sorry, you think you can hide the answer to the universe behind a cash register?

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While I'm here I would like to purchase all of your Kirby inventory

mellow snow
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Kirby fans pretending to be surprised at ||Magolor Epilogue|| when it’s announced at the direct. (People already knew about it beforehand)

bleak geyser
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CAN I LOOK AT THE DISPLAY BOX

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Why

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i want to feel something

manic kite
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Ene go like, do homework

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Feed your cat

bleak geyser
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im playing kirby 64

manic kite
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Wash the dishes

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Vacuum the rug

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The carper

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Raise a clone of yourself

bleak geyser
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gamestop kun

manic kite
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It can keep your mind distracted for long enough

languid dragon
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They should really just reveal ||Magolor Epilogue|| now like when Kirby Fighters 2 got leaked

manic kite
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With that said I'm starving I should like eat something

manic kite
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Or partially

bleak geyser
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they should put the info on the japanese website allready

manic kite
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Same with Forgotten Land

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I can't believe Forgotten Land would leak right before the direct started

broken smelt
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btw i played dumb asked the employee if they had it in stock to see if i could get it early, it obviously wasnt but it was worth a shot

languid dragon
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Smooth

manic kite
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I just go check the trash, surely there's a defective case

broken smelt
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next week it is

mellow snow
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Oh that’s

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🤨

manic kite
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I'll see when they start unloading cartridges

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Then when they aren't looking I snatch a case

bleak geyser
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i tried doing that with pokemon violet that had there copies out early

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target said no

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maybe if you live by a mom and pop game store

manic kite
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And then I just play the game

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And take like 500 pictures

compact mica
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Me when the game leaks early and I spoil everything

manic kite
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And post them through an alt account, here on r/Kirby. Nobody will ever know

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With that said I can't drive and gamestop is far away, so I can't legit do this

compact mica
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The Ultimate fan

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I will become the true Waddle Dee who knows

bleak geyser
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kirby display box fancam

worn bridge
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Mfs be plotting misdemeanors in the leak chat

compact mica
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Genuinely such a nice box

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Rarely get this happy about just the box

manic kite
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How to go to jail in 3 easy steps:

manic kite
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And jeopardize the reputation you worked hard to improve and build up: The novel

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But seriously I legit can't pull schemes

compact mica
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Magolor Epilogue is 2 minutes

manic kite
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You son onf a gun

compact mica
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My father is no gun

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He's a sword borbDoodle

mellow snow
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So now that we know the leak is real…now what do we do

broken smelt
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we wait..

mighty breach
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The sad state

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Of the Kirby fandom

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Look at yourselves

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Consumed by greed

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Surely you would not commit crimes just for a backbox image right

unborn current
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the real haltmann works company is the kirby fan inside of you

compact mica
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I would probably eat someone elses breakfast just to get it

broken smelt
compact mica
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It should have been 24

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More significant

manic kite
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I'm going to mentally time travel to the future

compact mica
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I will learn how to time travel

manic kite
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Anyways so basically a lot of things happen

compact mica
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I will not use the time machine for the benefit of society

manic kite
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You fight a secret boss

manic kite
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I have seen movies

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Anyways you meet some characters

compact mica
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I will tell the Mother 64 Dev team to not bother with the n64 dd

manic kite
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You get character development

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There's like a cool moment that makes you go "HEY I KNOW THAT"

compact mica
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Pitch Soul dx?

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Fought him five times

manic kite
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There's closure

mighty breach
compact mica
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Magolor closes his bank account

manic kite
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Banger remixes

compact mica
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And his heart grows 4 sizes

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I am Magolor! Magolor Epilogue! This is who I am!

manic kite
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Uhm, ok there's a dating simulator for some reason...

But character development amiright?

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Ok now it's in 3D what the hell

compact mica
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Who can be dated

manic kite
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February 25 2023

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9:00pm PST

manic kite
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Just that person

compact mica
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Better be dooter

manic kite
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It will go out of its way to ensure this ending, maybe even kill a character if need be

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Anyways there are FPS segments where you engage in ancient warfare

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And then later on you have to play Dance Dance Revolution with gooey

cloud pasture
mighty breach
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5 letters????????

manic kite
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Marx shows up and will ruin the dating simulator sections

mighty breach
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a playable bingo? most acceptable

manic kite
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And then we kill Marx

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But then it turns out I was seeing an alternate universe and not the future sorry guys

broken smelt
mighty breach
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I'll save the 15 letter bingo and see if I actually manage to get anything close to a full line lol

quaint osprey
# cloud pasture

didnt even consider the possibility of bad ending but that would be raw honestly

manic kite
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Everything that happens is canon

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The branches will converge

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But only one can rule over them all in the end

mighty breach
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(Worst timeline possible)

manic kite
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Sectonia lives

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Ok so Kirby never has a concrete timeline

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At least when it comes to other games

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So you know...

We could uh... ||Bring characters back from the dead||

placid quail
placid quail
manic kite
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Fuck

mellow snow
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||Bro hitched a trip from hell with his boyfriend apparently||

broken smelt
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that'd explain how they know eachother

manic kite
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||Sectonia may or may not have died yet but if we're dimension hopping we can at least uh... bring a clone of her along the way||

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||Same goes with Haltmann||

dull geode
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||Well Marx would have had to meet him before this right since Mags knew about kibley before the game happened||

manic kite
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But considering that MagoLand is like, canon... and considering certain cameos in the game...

broken smelt
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||if PR's true arena isn't canon that means there's still like 5% of his soul left right||

placid quail
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Not marx

mellow snow
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||I mean hey maybe this takes place after TDX’s main story and leads to Dedede’s Drum Dash Deluxe lol||

quaint osprey
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tbh i do genuinely wonder if epilogue ends up having any fully original boss fights that are focused on bringing back fanservicey characters that aren't the knights.

manic kite
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Nah I can't find good evidence nvm

dull geode
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Improbable inconeuvaavnel

quaint osprey
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lowkey theorizing drawcia as the most plausible because kumazaki bias and she has a mask in the game so they got a 3d model of her somewhere

manic kite
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Ok wtf is Drum Dash

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Is it a dream or not?

quaint osprey
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drum dash takes place in magolor's theme park attraction

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he built it specifically for dedede

dull geode
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Some park in some world Troll

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Actually he made a park for both Kirby and dedede specifically huh lmao

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This mode CHANGED him

quaint osprey
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this mode will make him go "man how could i do this to kirby and dedede"

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"fuck bandana dee and meta knight tho."

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"they get nothing"

dull geode
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Lmaoo

manic kite
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Metaknight got a VR game

dull geode
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I do wonder how much they'll play into that though

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Since Kirby really only does that stuff implicitly

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Finally break the ice lmao

manic kite
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No Metaknight got a ROM Hack of games where it's just him

dull geode
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Not implicitly but they don't usually have characters talk about changing

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They just do it through their actions

quaint osprey
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with magolor its almost inevitable that they will at least show it here

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maybe he wont say it but like

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maybe they will do a scene where he solemnly looks into the distance or something

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this would honestly be worth more than anything he can say

broken smelt
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i hope it gets new cinematics

dull geode
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Rtdl quartet fight maaaaaan

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It would be so raaaawww

quaint osprey
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oh man there is

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actually one bit of characterization that kumazaki shared before

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where magolor SINCERELY wants to be friends with them

dull geode
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Yeah he's like VERY sorry

quaint osprey
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is this his worst punishment? being forced to fight with people who he does see as friends?

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that would go hard ngl

mighty breach
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I want to see Magolor be in absolute shambles crying and puking out of pure misery and regret
||They turn out to be crocodile tears leepertroll ||

broken smelt
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magolor is obsessed with being friends now 💀

dull geode
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I think even in rtdl he does actually think they're nice people iirc

manic kite
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butterborbDoodle : I smell sodium

quaint osprey
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hes alone in hell

mighty breach
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papi:

manic kite
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butterborbDoodle I'm coming for that salty salty tear drops

quaint osprey
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me when papi get canonized and he gets renamed to something else and fanbase dies instantly

dull geode
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Actually yeah I wonder if he'll just be completely alone here

manic kite
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Whonthe duck is papi

vital crest
dull geode
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Idk who they'd have accompany him lol

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Escargoon trapped in AD

quaint osprey
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like idk maybe im reading too much into that little corner of the box but

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it feels almost melancholic

dull geode
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Yeah I kind of want him to be alone

broken smelt
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dw he's not alone he's got his 3 other multicolored clones

dull geode
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This post game from just the little box alone sets a decently somber tone

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So I hope the mode reflects that a little lol

quaint osprey
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yeah its like

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it doesnt have bombastic title like HEROES IN ANOTHER DIMENSION

dull geode
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Now that doesn't mean I want sad piano hell no whip out that guitar

quaint osprey
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its Magolor Epilogue

dull geode
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The fact that it's just called that is so weird lmao

quaint osprey
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I love it for it lowkey

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Sets the tone

dull geode
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Yeah it's neat

vital crest
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Watch it have other name in jp

quaint osprey
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its probably a bit different

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maybe a bit more raw

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something like. Magolor Requiem lol

vital crest
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The Amazing Adventures of Traveller Magolor in Hell

broken abyss
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i think it's gonna be kinda tragic

manic kite
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Will they do away with menus and rely on hub worlds for modes?

quaint osprey
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who knows

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we saw 0 menus so far

dull geode
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I'm really looking forward to what this offers. Magolor being playable and having a slightly altered extra mode was a hope for me and they BLEW IT OUT OF THE WATER based on sheer concept alone

broken smelt
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oh yeah we dont even know about the main menu lmao

mighty breach
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Ok hear me out
||Magolor meets Papi and is guided by him, who promises to help him escape hell, convinces him to fight Morpho and then Papi betrays Magolor and takes Morpho's powers and becomes a blue Morpho Knight. Magolor gets a taste of its own medicine. In the end turns out Papi did this on purpose so Magolor would understand the pain he caused on others||

It will never happen but

quaint osprey
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ok but this kinda goes hard i dig it

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OH MAN OH MAN

manic kite
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The LOR could be a hub for challenges or Story Content

Magoland is the Minigames + Postgame Challenges + Arenas

quaint osprey
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THIS ACTUALLY CAN DO THIS LIKE

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AS PARALLEL TO MAIN MODE

broken smelt
noble lynx
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||Blue Morpho would be like, actually cool||

quaint osprey
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YOU ||BUILD UP MAGOLOR AS IF YOU FIX UP LOR STARCUTTER||

mighty breach
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EVIL PAPI WILL BE REAL

cloud pasture
quaint osprey
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AND THEN ||FINAL BOSS TAKES IT ALL AWAY FROM YOU||

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JUST LIKE IN THE STORY MODE

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ITS PERFECT

manic kite
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Those freaking tunnels in the back of MagoLand bother me

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Where do they gooo

broken smelt
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blue and orange are opposites on the colour wheel thefear

wheat urchin
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i want a scene in this where magolor just emotionally breaks down

manic kite
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Portal 3

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Portal 3 baby

mighty breach
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this is what Mie was cooking all along the novel was all buildup to this

broken smelt
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they cooked

quaint osprey
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reminder that the novel was released in 2020

noble lynx
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imagine if ||Blue Morpho was real
and Magolor absorbs it back to become Blue||

quaint osprey
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Kumazaki very much probably had something like this on his mind by then

vital crest
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It would be cool if morpho had his EX scheme for his regular battle if it takes place in Hades, since it makes sense that he would be stronger there

quaint osprey
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god. now i want this more than anything

noble lynx
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i am a connector of dots. but i cannot create good dots on my own

manic kite
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Shadow Morph

quaint osprey
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this mode actually has a chance to make Magolor a character of all time (aka about as good as Dedede in my eyes which would be a high compliment on my part)

mighty breach
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||Magolor on his way to become the most fucking baddass character in the whole series for escaping hell in the most metal way possible||

noble lynx
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Actually

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girlies

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Will this mode have cutscenes.

manic kite
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yes

quaint osprey
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it probably will

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like

manic kite
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why wouldn't it

quaint osprey
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entire game has in-house pre rendered cutscenes

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and i now understand why

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not just to stay faithful. but to make more of them

manic kite
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Hey if Extra Mode can get like a new cutscene

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Why not this one?

quaint osprey
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like i said while i love pretty cinematics of recent games they are probably mad expensive which is why theres barely any of them anymore

manic kite
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(Extra mode is just an extended version of an existing cutscene that is a recreation of the marx soul transformation sequence)

quaint osprey
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now they dont have this restriction

dull geode
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Imagine Magolor is guided by like a dove or some shit and that bird just becomes Galacta lmao

broken smelt
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i'm expecting to see ||magalor waking up in hades and looking around|| as an opening cutscene. also, would this have/need a hubworld too? like the lor?

quaint osprey
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i kinda doubt it

vital crest
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Also this

quaint osprey
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at least from how it was phrased

manic kite
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Nope it's 3D now for some reason

quaint osprey
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it seems like a linear narrative

broken smelt
manic kite
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A 3D HUB World with actual but basic platforming

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Ok may not happen

mortal dock
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ok one important question

||who the hell is papi||

manic kite
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May not make sense either

wheat urchin
# vital crest Also this

There’s no way they do something like this and not have him normally playable in 4p that would just be false advertising straight up imo

manic kite
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Ywah who they

dull geode
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Wait what it Magolor guided by Galacta the whole time unknowingly and then Galacta betrays him to escape AD for himself finally sheeesh

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Actually characterize Galacta

quaint osprey
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GK wouldnt be able to resist the urge to FIGHT for this long lets be real

quaint osprey
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he doesnt strike me as a manipulator type

vital crest
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Is this the mode where they finally remix Under My Control

noble lynx
mighty breach
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Magolor getting betrayed by its guide would be amazing to get him a taste of its own medicine

quaint osprey
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but now im almost certainly convinced that magolor will probably get betrayed himself to taste his own medicine

noble lynx
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a counterpart to Morpho Butterfly

broken smelt
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karma

manic kite
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Marx

vital crest
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Karmagolor

quaint osprey
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and that would actually lead to convincing character development

quaint osprey
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imagine. can this mode actually solve debates on magolor's morality for once

dull geode
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God please give Galacta something cool to do

manic kite
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He's still gonna be a neutral guy

errant perch
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When nin10doland just decides to fucking spoil everything to his follower base

mighty breach
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He can manage magoland while magolor's gone

wheat urchin
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Also who is ||papi||

noble lynx
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loser

mighty breach
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Why is Hyness there

noble lynx
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wait

manic kite
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Fake cluckpait thumbanil

noble lynx
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||White Magolor does in fact make him vibe like Hyness's pristine cloak||

errant perch
dull geode
quaint osprey
# wheat urchin Also who is ||papi||

||a character from the light novel where meta knight fucking dies and goes to hades, acts as his helpful guide there, likeable tragic blue butterfly||

mighty breach
broken smelt
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||they could change papi into being like a life counterpart of morpho in the games i think||

manic kite
#

If GK comes back without dying i want to see his Ultra Attacks

vital crest
#

Underworld and hades are the same thing?

quaint osprey
#

technically this place has no official english localization as far as i know?

#

both are fan names of the same thing mentioned in jp material

vital crest
#

I hope its hell

mighty breach
noble lynx
#

me fr me fr

vital crest
#

Magolor dies and goes to hell

quaint osprey
#

i mean

hallow laurel
#

To be honest at this point I'm not that mad about the spoil

quaint osprey
#

its essentially that anyway in everything but name

hallow laurel
#

just because it's on the back of the box

hallow laurel
#

and visibly anyone could see the box and turn it around at this point

quaint osprey
#

im not mad about this partially because i honestly think HAL/Nintendo been doing kind of a bad job at marketing this game lol

vital crest
#

Literally whats going on with the marketing

noble lynx
#

eh

broken smelt
#

24 days left and radio silence

hallow laurel
#

I'm not mad about the marketing

noble lynx
#

yeah

quaint osprey
#

im not mad im just confused

manic kite
#

Twitter is our only hope

quaint osprey
#

and i dont want the game to sell worse cuz of it

hallow laurel
#

because I could just see them talking about it potentially this week

mighty breach
#

Not mad just disappointed

hallow laurel
#

or next week

noble lynx
#

idk let people be surprised their classic game has something new

#

does it NEED to be front and center

quaint osprey
#

its not even that

manic kite
#

Man the struggles of not wanting to be spoiled yet also wanting to see more

quaint osprey
#

most people dont even know there WERE any news about the game lol

vital crest
#

I have seen too many people in twitter comments seeing vids or footage and being like "THERE'S A RTDL REMAKE?"

wheat urchin
quaint osprey
#

because overseas got few nintendo of america tweets and thats it

noble lynx
#

thats because most people dont care about a remake

#

thats kind of the point

#

its not FL

quaint osprey
#

most people dont care because its not advertised

hallow laurel
#

To be honest they don't really talk that much about it

#

compared to FL

quaint osprey
#

exactly

wheat urchin
#

Besides Nintendo could mod Bubsy 3D to make your main character to link and change nothing else and it’d still sell like hotcakes

vital crest
#

I mean its 3d kirby vs 2d kirby

#

Novelty

noble lynx
#

like what is there to talk about it that people havent already kind of known its been released for like 10+ years

quaint osprey
#

i think marketing should be good regardless of novelty

errant perch
#

Nintendo remakes/masters (and remakes/masters as a whole) have generally gotten a bad wrap from the others on the market

hallow laurel
#

also yes

vital crest
#

People think is is just the same game

noble lynx
#

the new things they are choosing to show are the sub games and the animations and the quality of the game

manic kite
#

They'll do marketing in like the last two weeks

vital crest
#

Its not it got a shitton of new stuff

hallow laurel
#

Nintendo's remakes are mostly just the same game most of the time

noble lynx
#

what is there to say about it, what is there to market about it

dull geode
#

The marketing is HORRIBLE over here

quaint osprey
#

and they are not showing it at all outside of japan

hallow laurel
#

with a new coat of paint and that's it

quaint osprey
#

like a couple of tweets is not a good marketing or showcase lol

dull geode
#

We literally haven't even seen magoland yet

hallow laurel
#

but in US and Europe, only NoE is actually fairly active

quaint osprey
#

we did get one tweet about magoland actually

hallow laurel
#

NOE is actually fucking active enough about it

quaint osprey
#

but its been just a single tweet

#

noe carrying this game's marketing overseas on their backs

hallow laurel
#

but NOA just barely

wheat urchin
#

Tbh I’m not surprised Nintendo has been doing almost nothing right as an actual company recently in my opinion

#

They are so searingly out of touch

unborn current
#

common NoE w

manic kite
#

Hey do they always do a February direct?

quaint osprey
#

i really just want it to sell well tbh

hallow laurel
#

pretty much

#

yes

#

they could wait for the inevitable Direct

manic kite
#

The direct will be the only marketing thing

toxic crown
#

FE barely gets anym arketing either

quaint osprey
#

im still not entirely convinced about direct but eh. whenever its revealed it will be revealed lol

manic kite
#

Maybe like a countdown tweet series

hallow laurel
#

there will be TV ads

toxic crown
#

oh boy look at this tweet every other day

hallow laurel
#

and an overview video

unborn current
quaint osprey
#

yeah this

#

and to outsell SSU

manic kite
#

Some game trailers that will air on the ads

quaint osprey
#

i want this to be best selling kirby remake

manic kite
#

Honestly Super Ultra needs to retire

wheat urchin
#

I just want this to outsell star Allie’s as well

manic kite
#

Can't have the "best Kirby" be 2 of the same games

noble lynx
#

i dont think as a remake it can like genuinely

wheat urchin
vital crest
#

Maybe we get the news on Sunday

manic kite
#

Lukeman watch out

quaint osprey
#

i mainly want it so HAL can be rewarded for doing actually good work for making a great rejuvenation of a classic

vital crest
#

Magolor Day as I like to call it

hallow laurel
#

no

unborn current
#

im grown so tired of hearing about SSU like omg the game didnt save your dad guys

quaint osprey
#

we will never get news on sunday

manic kite
#

That boxart boss has his drip

quaint osprey
#

like im convinced HAL is actually asleep on that day

hallow laurel
#

Never expect news on sunday

quaint osprey
#

they never posted anything kirby related there except for like. this year's new year's tweet

hallow laurel
#

NoE may randomly tweet

vital crest
#

Dont worry I was just joking

hallow laurel
#

but I doubt they would do something very new about it lol

vital crest
#

But funny magolor day

manic kite
mortal dock
vital crest
#

Also I think the magolor in festival thing was only under certain conditions

manic kite
#

I can't wait for Kirby Super Star Deluxe

vital crest
#

||Such as good ending Magolor Epilogue?||

noble lynx
#

oh right we now know the conditions

#

also please still spoiler tag

vital crest
#

Huh how

noble lynx
#

||

#

use this

manic kite
#

But that's an image everyone has seen already

mortal dock
#

have we gotten more info since the box leak

noble lynx
#

other than its legitimate

hallow laurel
#

||spoiler||

#

like this

noble lynx
#

theres' nothing

vital crest
#

Thanks

manic kite
#

Like right on the website and probably on the twitters too

hallow laurel
wheat urchin
broken smelt
#

nintendo is uploading the next trailer as we speak actually

hallow laurel
#

and reconfirming it

manic kite
#

Thursday

hallow laurel
#

someone here actually went to GameStop

#

and had access to the box

#

and it's the same thing

broken smelt
#

yerh

toxic crown
#

and they couldnt get a higher quality photo god damn it

hallow laurel
#

you can't

noble lynx
#

Anyway RtDLDX will probably sell well enough but i just dont think it being 3rd big Kirby release on switch, remake, i dont really expect it to sell hard but like who knows

hallow laurel
#

the print quality doesn't allow the text to be legible

manic kite
#

Listen they gotta be sneaky about photographing products

noble lynx
#

Link's Awakening Switch sold more than Link's Awakening GB/GBC DX during its gameboy lifetime

manic kite
#

They aren't allowed to do like print scans yet

toxic crown
#

if its on the shlef they likely dont care if you snap a pic

broken smelt
noble lynx
#

at least according to these wikipedia numbers

toxic crown
#

dw im not serious

errant perch
#

Tbf fl may have bought in a lot of new fans so maybe if they pop off with the marketing post-direct they could get a lot of people on this

noble lynx
#

no wait the original outsold the switch version by a bunch of point. mils

broken smelt
#

this is a great way to introduce the new fans to kirby

#

it's got pretty much everything at a surface level

noble lynx
#

another remake that exists, Mystery Dungeon, is like. 5.25 mil copies original in a year

#

and the switch one is like 1.89 mil

#

in a year

quaint osprey
#

mystery dungeon games in general have nicher audience because gameplay is Funny

noble lynx
#

remakes just don't really sell

unborn current
#

if rtdl dx doesnt sell too well then it proves the less effort the better /hj

noble lynx
#

like as a game it will hold on its own

quaint osprey
tawdry cairn
#

I still think they'll have this in a direct bc why not bring attention to your next big ip that's releasing a game in like 2 weeks

toxic crown
#

its likely not that high of an investment for a remake

quaint osprey
#

it just depends on set of circumstances really

noble lynx
quaint osprey
#

this honestly just boosts appeal because rtdl is not some sort of iconic classic that sold really well

#

it sold decently but its second worst selling modern game and it came out on wii in 2011

#

no one cared about wii in 2011 anymore

cloud pasture
#

||again a reminder of this thefear||

broken smelt
#

this needs to happen

mortal dock
#

im honestly thinking about sales being hindered by "too much" kirby. saw someone say they're skipping this one because it feels like we've gotten a ton of kirby games in the past year

quaint osprey
#

for many it will be genuinely the first time they will play this game

mighty breach
#

I really hope this ||Magolor Epilogue|| is advertised as a main selling point. It can be the thing that decides whether players who already owned the Wii version will buy it or not
Some people who had Wii U 3D World had no problem getting the switch version because of Bowser's Fury. Are they making good decisions? That's debatable, but, point is, advertising new content is KEY

quaint osprey
broken smelt
quaint osprey
#

i only really see people who say that are ones that wouldnt be interested in this game in the first place

#

lol

hallow laurel
#

I don't understand people being mad because there's too much Kirby

mortal dock
#

fair enough lol

quaint osprey
#

they are jealous

toxic crown
#

baby game

hallow laurel
#

when Kirby has literally always been a yearly thing

broken smelt
#

people who're mad at all the kirby games are so annoying

quaint osprey
#

like they are just jealous plain and simple

unborn current
noble lynx
#

yeah there's really no point on the too much kirby thing at most Kirby fans will just buy it later

vital crest
#

Nintendo stop it with kirby and give us new f zero

toxic crown
#

i think its just lack of information

hallow laurel
#

like, Kirby gets yearly games, sometimes more than one game in a year

quaint osprey
mortal dock
unborn current
#

mario fans are just suffering because there hasnt been a good new mario games in years leepertroll

toxic crown
#

they think kirby is getting more attention from NINTENDO

mighty breach
toxic crown
#

nintendo does not make kirby games

quaint osprey
#

thank god

toxic crown
#

so thats why they get annoyed

noble lynx
#

people will simply just buy things later is the whole thing and thats what RtDLDX feels like it hinges on

vital crest
#

Nintendo when they made a kirby game

broken smelt
#

"why is nintendo putting so much effort into kirby when they could be makin--" SHUT UPPPP SHUT UP

mortal dock
#

Why is KIRBY getting games when PIKMIN hasn't gotten a game in 30 billion years? NINTENDO THINK OF YOUR CUSTOMERS!

mighty breach
#

"Bruhhh more Kirby where is Botw 2"

quaint osprey
toxic crown
#

its jealousy but its missplaced cause its based off not knowing wtf they are talking about

noble lynx
#

i feel like people won't really know what to expect on release or if they DO like advertise it in a direct i still think it'd be like "Oh yeah i can get that later"

mighty breach
#

Same with people thinking Pokemon is by Nintendo too

unborn current
toxic crown
#

do i dare bring up the nintendo life video again

broken smelt
#

what'd they say

noble lynx
#

that and people could just emulate the old version or people teling others you could just play the old version

mortal dock
quaint osprey
#

when people hate something its fault of the developer

errant perch
noble lynx
#

if it outsells KSA its gonna do it in a year or 2

quaint osprey
#

when people love something its Nintendo

mortal dock
#

I think the general consumer-base will be turned off by the price tag but that's a given for any remake tbh

quaint osprey
#

"oh man nintendo did such a good job with kirby and the forgotten land loloflushed "

noble lynx
#

there's also that

broken smelt
#

nintendo should stop working on all these kirby games and put more effort into metroid prime 4 fr

unborn current
#

"good work on metroid dread nintendo!!"

mighty breach
#

"Thank you Sakurai for making Kirby and the Forgotten Land I now understand why the smash DLC took so long"

quaint osprey
#

like i said rtdl is not particularly known game

noble lynx
#

girl

mortal dock
#

I mean the "deluxe" gives it away haha

quaint osprey
#

well like

mortal dock
#

kirby triple deluxe

unborn current
#

where's Kirby Triple

tawdry cairn
noble lynx
#

with like seven games marked with Deluxe on switch

#

yes it is obvious

quaint osprey
#

what i meant is not that its not obvious that its a "remake" its just its not the type of remake where its the game everyone already played

unborn current
#

wait.

mortal dock
#

ahh I get you

hallow laurel
#

European players may not know

broken smelt
#

nah i bet there's gonna be some people who think its a new game

hallow laurel
#

considering the name change lol

unborn current
#

Kirby's Return to Dream Land + ||New Magolor Mode||

toxic crown
#

i wonder if this is a remake or remaster territory

noble lynx
#

F for you europeans

mighty breach
mortal dock
#

I still think people will think "Wait, this is a remake? And it's 60 dollars?! FUCK uhhh Skyward Sword Bad fuck fuck fuck" etc

mighty breach
#

They will recognize the cover lol

quaint osprey
toxic crown
#

idk cause it seems like its reused assests just spruced up

quaint osprey
#

they are

#

really not

hallow laurel
#

remake

noble lynx
#

remasters looks like Skyward Sword on Wii put on the Switch

hallow laurel
#

definitely

toxic crown
#

this is the Theseus ship of gaming discussions

noble lynx
#

remake is like they legitimately rebuilt this game

#

no it is not

hallow laurel
#

nah there's no debate here

quaint osprey
#

look me straight in the eye and say this looks like a reused asset from ** Wii**

hallow laurel
#

literally none lol

noble lynx
#

Yeah i dont get this

toxic crown
#

idk

noble lynx
#

and also part of why i dont think the remake will sell hard

toxic crown
#

i can still see the polys on the tre

mortal dock
quaint osprey
#

???

toxic crown
#

its a joke

noble lynx
#

people will look at a game and see "oh its 2D and looks similar"

#

and they will just say Oh is it a port and thats like

mighty breach
#

do you think outlines may actually affect the sales

noble lynx
#

no

#

literally who cares

broken smelt
hoary oar
quaint osprey
#

no one gives a shit about outlines except vocal minority

noble lynx
#

a bunch of twitters in nintendo replies?

mortal dock
#

i do hope there's an option to turn them off. not that i want to, but i think a lot of people are gonna be picky about it

broken smelt
#

"add in a turn off outlines option"

quaint osprey
#

its no smash

hallow laurel
noble lynx
#

EXCTL

#

y

toxic crown
#

when i say "asset resuse" i mean moreso level geometry models are ripped form the recent games ect

errant perch
quaint osprey
noble lynx
unborn current
#

how the hell is THIS the game to cause the most bitching outrage in the franchise

noble lynx
#

all games nowadays are built with building blocks

quaint osprey
#

they are reusing some things because its efficient yeah

noble lynx
#

ask any gamedev

noble lynx
#

yorue dead to me

broken smelt
#

so glad i wasnt in the fandom during the SA era

quaint osprey
#

i heard SA was much worse when it was new

toxic crown
#

it really doesntm atter though if its remake or a remaster but its interestign to see where lines are drawn on them

quaint osprey
#

like that adeleine debacle lol

toxic crown
#

some people call klonoa prs a remake

quaint osprey
#

i doubt this game will cause anything on the same level as that

broken smelt
#

what was the adeleine debalce

toxic crown
#

otherh alf say remaster

hallow laurel
noble lynx
#

they use any word they want

#

basically

#

like how Pacman is "Re-Pac"

#

what the fuck is a repack

broken smelt
unborn current
hallow laurel
#

maybe?

#

I dunno

mortal dock
broken smelt
#

kirby fandom being wholesome

quaint osprey
#

overall i dont think it entirely matters. like this is a remake yeah but its not like gonna be relevant for most people

#

what will be relevant is what kind of value it offers

quaint osprey
#

and we know that it offers shitton of value

hallow laurel
#

that said I'll be honest I almost find it weird their focus on this character specifically

noble lynx
#

yes Kirby looks the same, he hasnt really changed compared to PS1 where polygons were like saved up like a dollar in a thrift store

#

KRtDX is that level of remake

#

it already is

quaint osprey
#

that said i remember having similar discussion when the game was first announced 4 months ago

noble lynx
#

its just that the old game wasn't really a low point anyway

hallow laurel
#

but then it's like the one most iconic character of Wave 2 so I get it

hoary oar
mortal dock
#

yeah wii->switch is much less of a graphical leap than ps1->ps4

quaint osprey
#

its so funny to look back on with more knowledge

quaint osprey
broken smelt
#

its my desktop wallpaper

quaint osprey
#

same

noble lynx
#

Wii used shit like textures and normal mapping to get effects out and RtDL DX is actually using modern shit like Wii literally did shit like

#

flashing a model white on and off each frame for an effect or something while RtDL DX makes the effort to actually like. make an animation for it

quaint osprey
#

this is basically why

noble lynx
#

its apparent that this shit is high quality and the real question is

#

will ppl care

broken smelt
#

she's human too so thats a plus right

noble lynx
#

Kirby's still not a juggernaut. RtDL DX is just not gonna sell hard on the first month i'd wager and if im wrong woohoo!

hallow laurel
#

I think it will still sell fine

noble lynx
#

but like its just gonna be a gradual sales climb tbh

hoary oar
#

RtDL will sell a morphillion copies

hallow laurel
#

and I'll tell you why

noble lynx
#

give us your NERD knowledge

hallow laurel
#

all social media interactions are still on a minority of people

#

lol

noble lynx
#

i guess?

#

im not even talking about online people lmao

hallow laurel
#

To be honest even for not online people

quaint osprey
mighty breach
#

Now this question is for YOU, that's right, YOU
will you buy this game

quaint osprey
#

this is kind of what happened to star allies

hallow laurel
#

they'll probably just hear about the game on TV

noble lynx
#

i will buy the game

quaint osprey
#

where it reached 4 mil sales eventually

noble lynx
#

ya

hallow laurel
#

or just notice the game exists

wheat urchin
#

I’m just getting tired of the switch at this point aside from return to dreamland nothing coming out for it has my interest

noble lynx
#

marketing machine or not its still marketed

#

lol

hallow laurel
#

if anything, the first sales are mostly the online people who knew

glass juniper
#

I have no money so I won't buy the game right away

noble lynx
#

ya

hallow laurel
#

but I think if you just put the game in a Nintendo Direct before release

#

it cancels all the problems

#

lol

noble lynx
#

fair enough

hallow laurel
#

also

#

the box leak will do its job

#

lol

noble lynx
#

teehee

quaint osprey
hallow laurel
#

it's free publicity because now people are talking like "LOOK, NEW MODE NOT IN THE ORIGINAL GAME"

noble lynx
#

what if this was all their evil pla

#

plan

hallow laurel
#

"AND IT SEEMS HUGE THERE'S A SKILL TREE"

#

I mean

noble lynx
#

THIS IS MAGOLOR'S ATTEMPT TP REACH MAGOBILLION COPIES

hallow laurel
#

that is worth talking

chilly ibex
mighty breach
#

I've already played the original and I can't really be wasting money, so
Also my brother straight up. Does not want it. He really dislikes the outlines and Dedede lol. Children will be children he is a teenager

mortal dock
#

I think the new mode will largely appeal to existing fans given the nature of it, but might draw in people that were gonna skip out on the remake bc they had the original

noble lynx
#

see like

quaint osprey
noble lynx
#

people WILL skip out on it

#

like people will skip on all games but remakes just have like

#

a slight slider towards more skipping

hallow laurel
#

yes I didn't say otherwise

#

but I dunno how bad that slide will be

quaint osprey
#

i mean i am aware of odds against this game which is why im a bit frustrated with the marketing rn

broken smelt
#

i was wary on getting it before but im convinced now

quaint osprey
#

its like they are only making those odds even worse despite you know

#

actually putting EFFORT into it unlike most other switch's so-called remakes

mortal dock
#

RtDL is also relatively recent. little over 10+ years. makes it harder to sell the remake. but I hope they fucking market it once the direct comes out

mighty breach
#

maybe we should do the marketing instead

quaint osprey
#

you say relatively recent but what if i told you

#

that super star was about as old when super star ultra first came out

#

time is truly relative thing isn't it

mortal dock
#

yeah it is weird lol

mighty breach
#

Bowser's Inside Story got a very successful remake when it was years old

quaint osprey
#

said no one ever

noble lynx
#

its only recent because it still looks the same as the old one but the new one is still better

hallow laurel
#

BIS wasn't successful

mortal dock
#

if it's in MY lifetime it's recent because my life is when all recent things happen

noble lynx
#

KSS looks bad so when it got a remake it was sexy

hallow laurel
#

everyone just wanted to get rid of the 3DS at that point

chilly ibex
#

he's joking

mighty breach
#

yeah ik lol

chilly ibex
#

lol

quaint osprey
#

yeah ik

mighty breach
#

Lol

chilly ibex
#

that game is the textbook definition of an unnecessary remake

#

same with last of us on ps5

quaint osprey
#

for a second i thought you were talking about the rtdx lol

chilly ibex
#

am i

mighty breach
#

So successful that it killed the company

#

If return to dreamland deluxe does not succeed HAL will die forever

noble lynx
#

what about unnecessary demakes

#

DQ11 3ds

chilly ibex
#

never played it

quaint osprey
#

dq11 exists mostly cuz game took forever to develop and it was like promised to be there

#

plus 3ds sold like hotcakes in japan anyways

noble lynx
#

mmmm

#

hotcakes

winged raft
#

||"magolor goes fully naked"

NO.||

mighty breach
winged raft
#

NOOOOO

chilly ibex
#

||"Tokkori is rotting in hell"||

#

based

quaint osprey
#

based

noble lynx
#

i still cant believe we actually get confirmation that he ||has ears||

chilly ibex
#

he has WHAT

winged raft
quaint osprey
#

at the same time we have confirmation that those ears

#

are not hyness ears

mighty breach
#

no nose then
Good ending

unborn current
#

magolor is a ancient nerd but when he discovered hyness he repainted his ears

noble lynx
#

im TELLIN you (headcanon) ||Magolor's Halcandran|| in all but blood 😩

#

he lives there he knows everything he is a local but he's just not related to actual ||halcandrans by blood||

glass juniper
#

Magolor is Efreeti

unborn current
#

does magolor even come from halcandra lmao

noble lynx
#

there is ample descriptors of it

mighty breach
#

Novel says he hates Halcandra or something so I dunno

noble lynx
#

thats the first ive heard of that

unborn current
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im writing this on "his" starcutter

mighty breach
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Maybe I'm accidentally spreading misinformation

mighty breach
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Perhaps I should check sources before saying

magic plover
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so I checked my gamestop
and I think I got the lame placeholder back cover
it said "gamestop display" (or something along the lines) at the very bottom of the back
sorry eye_am_at_my_limit

(would've bothered getting better pics if it was the other one, but just took quick ones since its stuff we already know about)

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certainly doesn't look like the normal back cover so

quaint osprey
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its fine we already got confirmation

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someone else took photos from gamestop and we got the inside too

magic plover
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👍
I mostly just wanted a better picture of the skill tree thingy

toxic crown
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yea this is what i was talkin about yesterday

quaint osprey
toxic crown
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NUTTY

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NOOOOOOOOOOON

chilly ibex
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||can someone link the reddit post||

cloud pasture
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yeah we have 2 different people doing the thing

magic plover
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i like how it looks like photos
kinda feeds the storybook feel ig

quaint osprey
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dayum dedede got mike wazowski'ed here

noble lynx
chilly ibex
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ugly ass big ass stickers

quaint osprey
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it has images from eshop page too lol

quaint osprey
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its probably literally just copy and pasted from there

noble lynx
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What if theyre covering it up

magic plover
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i got gamestop'd eye_am_at_my_limit

errant perch
quaint osprey
wide lily
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GameStop now knows thefear

unborn current
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$80???

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jesus christ

magic plover
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has anyone taken zoomed in pictures of the ||Magolor Epilogue|| thing yet
or do we still just have the zoomed out pics

mighty breach
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Canada

magic plover
unborn current
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ohh right

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still thats so much money

magic plover
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$80 cad roughly equals $60 usd

quaint osprey
noble lynx
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Canada and Australia be like

noble lynx
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we have dollasr but everything costs more

vital seal
compact mica
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They should cover the bottom

toxic crown
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canada moment

compact mica
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Better to cover Onion Ocean than Dedede

magic plover
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while I was there at least I got pre-order ig
it was free so why not

mighty breach
unborn current
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game stickers are just the worst

wide lily
unborn current
mighty breach
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too many numbers

unborn current
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bloody hell

wide lily
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Money is (not) funny

unborn current
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switch games are usually £50 over here

mighty breach
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60$ here which is about the same as dollar

vital seal
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switch games here are 60€

mighty breach
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do not ask Gigi about the game prices there (large number jumpscare)

errant perch
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When different countries and economies have different currencies conversion

vague vector
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I came back to money talk thefear

mighty breach
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reject coins embrace gem apples as currency

unborn current
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we've grown bored talking rtdl dx

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this is now the economy chat

mighty breach
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too much hell talk

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now back to the other hell

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Economy

vital seal
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this will effect the economy

broken smelt
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can the ||magolor epilogue text|| be deciphered now

unborn current
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anyway honestly im probs not gonna be talking about rtdl dx for a while until i feel like talking about it

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ive kinda grown a lil exhausted from all this news and discussion

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its gonna be a good game, but right now i am drained of rtdl

broken smelt
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i find it funny how all of these posts are canadian, are there display boxes anywhere else?

dull jay
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Hoping that magolor is at least playable in the minigames if he isn't in the main mode

dull geode
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But yeah luckily fry got first hand proof

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Unless fry is the one who made it and it bamboozling us jolly

broken smelt
dull geode
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One of you animals has to get a picture we can read lmao

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I NEED to know what the white box says that big ass 2 is haunting me

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Is it 2 levels (like kf2)

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2 ranks up

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2 of deez

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I must know

noble lynx
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but there's nothing more

quaint osprey
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just wait until trailer smh >:)

dull geode
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Right now I'm assuming it says something like ||upgrade in 2 ranks||

noble lynx
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that is the best resolution it can be

dull geode
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Like itll change from ||magic sphere to the other one with three balls||

dull geode
noble lynx
broken smelt
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Sanity deflating

dull geode
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Sanity is feeling better after this was confirmed true

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Brain is still full however because how am I supposed to be normal about my favorite character getting exactly what I wanted and also the prospect of one of my other favorite guys (Galacta) having a canon appearance and some importance

toxic crown
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whens taranza getting a story where he isnt a desperate bachelor

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please

dull geode
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Hades game!!!!11!!!