Return to Dream Land Deluxe

[regal pulsar]

what if he wasnt an egg all along

[heavy vigil]

cat

[regal pulsar]

meow

[terse gazelle]

Cat vs egg
A battle that’ll go on forever

[regal pulsar]

cat egg

caaat egg

alone in the world with the little cat egg cat egg

[heavy vigil]

always thought that in the original it was a very suspicious place

[terse gazelle]

Remember that cat art made where they lumped magolor in with all the other cats

[main jewel]

i thought the fruit, and by extension, the tree, was a roundabout reference to whispy woods

[terse gazelle]

I really like this image

[regal pulsar]

the dees are cats confirmed

[terse gazelle]

[limber vessel]

whispy woods but he’s had enough of your shit

[main jewel]

since all the other popstar bosses are represented in the epilogue besides whispy

[heavy vigil]

because it didn't look like an ordinary scrapyard

especially if you look closely in the backgrounds

[terse gazelle]

Whispy got promoted from first boss to final boss

Im so proud

[main jewel]

crowned woods

[regal pulsar]

i def think whispy woods would be important to a degree with tree crown in mind

[heavy vigil]

skyscraper like structures in the far back

[regal pulsar]

but i dont think hes gonna be like a god or anything lol

[wicked wolf]

CROWNED APPLE

[regal pulsar]

god dont yell that out loud

[main jewel]

no i think it's just thematically relevant

[regal pulsar]

right in my ear

[wicked wolf]

CROWNED APPLE

[regal pulsar]

STOP

[terse gazelle]

I hate when text is too loud

[mint notch]

It’s supposed to reference the gem apple tree, but screw it, we’ll just call it biblically accurate whispy now

[heavy vigil]

homes in the sewer???

[regal pulsar]

dont you find it terrifying when the tree grows arms

and tries to challenge you in a wrestling match

[terse gazelle]

We know but god whispy is way funnier

[main jewel]

it works as circular logic as to why the gem apples exist

[heavy vigil]

very suspicious indeed

[wicked wolf]

[heavy vigil]

📢🔊🪦

[mint notch]

Yes

[regal pulsar]

ok now can anyone explain this :)

[dense iron]

Let's say you come across an evil tree!

You again?

[regal pulsar]

You again?

[wicked wolf]

Why does it fade from gold to blue like storymode Crown in Magolor Phase 2 LMAO

[dense iron]

By yourself, you're in trouble!
...but if there were four of you...!-
Four is better than one!
It's the same with Magolor Mass Attack ‼️ You can control a mob of up to four Magolors to overcome obstacles, pummel your enemies, and uncover secret paths!
It's a **MASS ATTACK ‼️ ** Magolor Mass Attack for Nintendo Switch, rated E for Everyone!

[wicked wolf]

WTF

[regal pulsar]

TRUE

now that i think of it

why does the tree roar

howd u roar mr tree

trees dont have vocal cords or anything

[dense iron]

um erm

[heavy vigil]

but wow Egg Engines getting new lore twice in a row in the remake of the original game

[dense iron]

I forgot the term

[terse gazelle]

or do they????

[wicked wolf]

eye scream

[regal pulsar]

you scream

[wicked wolf]

or the crown has a sound chip

What if you could connect it to Bluetooth

[regal pulsar]

no way

[limber vessel]

We all scream at manmade horrors beyond our comprehension

[dense iron]

OH

[wicked wolf]

WYNO played through Master Crown's bluetooth speakers

[dense iron]

HIGH FREQUENCY

SOUNDS

that is how the tree screams.

[regal pulsar]

true

do trees actually do that

i honestly forgot

[dense iron]

No but bats do

[regal pulsar]

i mean i know plants create some sort of waves that cna be converted into sound

[dense iron]

and like that is the only way for something with no vocal chords to scream

[mint notch]

Wait, it’s how trees (and other plants) release distress signals, the tree is in pain from the crown

[dense iron]

Could also be sonar waves yea

[regal pulsar]

Now imagine that from trees being cut down

Now we're witnessing a homicide

[mint notch]

Anyone have that “I want this fucker dead” gif?

[terse gazelle]

Well how dose wispy roar?

or scream...

[scarlet sierra]

Whispy has a mouth

At least

[regal pulsar]

i can imagine he can just blow out air

[terse gazelle]

who ever said you needed a mouth to make noises?🤨

[regal pulsar]

which is how he 'roars'

(i mean theres also an attack where he shoots air puffs but)

[wicked wolf]

me when I'm a parasite that possesses the World Tree

me when I'm a parasite that possesses the Red Fruit

[plucky monolith]

true, Waddle Dees exists

[limber vessel]

wany

[regal pulsar]

must be a really fucked up world kirby lives in if the parasites are this powerful

[limber vessel]

wanya

[terse gazelle]

[regal pulsar]

like

the food web must be really crazy

[mint notch]

Don’t forget about Morpho knight also being a parasite (kind of)

His ksa descriptions say he’s a grim reaper but fl says he’s a parasite
So I’d say he’s a parasitical grim reaper

[regal pulsar]

since when?

said nothing about it being a parasite

to me, he acts more like a predator. parasites rely much more on their hosts, predators take their prey and get their energy from them

[mint notch]

Well, it mentions that the butterfly “feasts on the most powerful soul it can find” and then uses that energy to take knight form which I think implies it

[regal pulsar]

sounds simply like hunting, tho the whole 'get soul to gain form' is a unique behavior for sure

[mint notch]

Yea, I think I may have been stretching a bit

[regal pulsar]

still hope they eventually explain morpho in a way it actually helps. lol

[odd rampart]

Ok but like

Green Winds Remix intro

[regal pulsar]

TRUE

[odd rampart]

who gave them the right for it to hook so good

[regal pulsar]

kinda reminds me of portal w that v first second sound

red sands tho

[inner jetty]

like as in the valve intro?

[regal pulsar]

no like portal soundtrack in general

[earnest sphinx]

red sands remix is my jam

[wicked wolf]

https://youtu.be/W8Unr2juoLg

I love that this has Magolor's voices at the beginning

[regal pulsar]

I SAW THIS

yeah

i love it

rly good work too

they also list all the songs its referencing

kinda makes it feel all the more cinematic

[silk frost]

me waiting for people to make piano arrangements of rtdldx music

[wicked wolf]

wow very subtle icon fandom

[true heath]

LMAO

to be fair

i think it was like this in the fandom for a while

just a funny conkydink

[wicked wolf]

wait actually

makes sense

[earnest sphinx]

It has lol, I remember seeing it back when Star Allies was new

[wicked wolf]

nice

Man I wish WiKirby would space quotes like how they're spaced in the game itself ughhhhh

[pearl fjord]

Me having an interrnal debate about whether I should do that in like 2020 and then always doing that

Oh jumpscare

[wicked wolf]

Very based

I'm doing that too but i'm currently struggling cause

for the early MAX description for the Magical Skills

I'd have to replay the entire mode just for that

[pearl fjord]

I am going crazy which kirby model does the title screen use augh

[wicked wolf]

THE Lor text

If only it meant something

[thin kindle]

calling up splatoon fans to decode this one

[random pine]

splatoon fan here

no idea

giving it to star wars fans

[wicked wolf]

me when i

[regal pulsar]

me when i cant READ SHIT

[pearl fjord]

Is that actually a texture from the game

[inner jetty]

i'm guessing its the rune used for the black hole move

[wild frost]

Oh thank goodness for this lmao. Gonna be helpful for art

[wicked wolf]

From the JP website

oh rip

but here the svg file anyway

[pearl fjord]

ah

Lowkey it looks whack af

[raven perch]

Got another Dedede run on the True Arena with a 15:50.65

[wild frost]

Japanese sentences... Pay For One's Sin!

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[mint ruin]

This is one of the truest comments I’ve seen. This is in response to a no ability no damage run of Ultimate Cup Z

[jolly stream]

No ability wielders:

[terse gazelle]

I Swear It's Impossible To Get 1 Or 2 On The Goal Game

[jolly stream]

Git gud, I did it nearly every time 😎😎😎

[terse gazelle]

I Mean It Was Tricky In Star Allies, Yet Still Doable

But Here It Feels Like The Margin Of Error Has Been Shrunk Drastically

[wicked wolf]

The deepest lore

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[mint notch]

genuinely better than ksa lore

[terse gazelle]

Wait What The Fuck

No

No Way

They Didn't Just Nerf The OP Abilities Against Bosses

BUT SOUVENIERS AS WELL

[exotic geode]

Use Sand

[terse gazelle]

I Am

[somber cape]

i beat the master crown 😼

[regal pulsar]

👏 👏 👏 👏 GJ

[somber cape]

everyone got hit by the attack where he jumps into the battlefield and that was really funny ngl

i do wish his health filled back up for a second phase after defeat though

[terse gazelle]

Actually Wait

Tornado Might Be Good For This

It Has Crazy Invincibility Frames

Damn I Was Right

I Only Got Hit Once

Why Did The Hat Ball Leave Me

MAGOLOR THREW HAT BALL

Magolor Did You Just Draw The English Flag?

Wait This Is The Perfect Opportunity

I Have Sand Again

[sturdy ore]

https://twitter.com/magolor/status/1641481805026168832?s=20

⚙️ KIRBY'S RETURN TO DREAM LAND DELUXE🥚 (@magolor)

and in a single piece of dialogue over 11 years of fandom headcanons and theories were completely disintegrated

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Twitter · Mar 30, 2023, 4:45 PM

This tweet made me realize the absolute massacre that occurred

[warm sun]

I don’t think I even seen this line in my play through lol

[sturdy ore]

Literally like 3 days before launch me and a friend were talking about if Magolor is lying about being from Halcandra 😭

[regal pulsar]

Me who never truly believed Magolor was from Halcandra

or even thought baout it that much

[jolly stream]

Frankly, I had an easier time with this game's true arena than I did with Soul Melter EX.

[sturdy ore]

13 year old me would’ve had a stroke reading “I’m not really from Halcandra”

[warm sun]

YEAH

Like

It’s such a weird revelation

[midnight heart]

especially since he calls Halcandra his home planet at some point

[sturdy ore]

Yeah well he lied

[midnight heart]

which is why he says he lied to you and then tells you he's not from Halcandra

[warm sun]

Gotta love those lies

[regal pulsar]

"Gotta love those lord" Magolor probably

[terse gazelle]

I'm Talking About The Goal Game At The End Of Each Level

[warm sun]

Autocorrect my behaved

BEHATED

AGAIN

[terse gazelle]

Where The Hell Did You Get True Arena From ANY Of That?

[warm sun]

I got it from my house

[jolly stream]

Oh, I'm just dumb, lmao.

[regal pulsar]

I love Magolor lying about his personal life

he should keep doing oit

Imagine if he also lied about having a dream to make theme parks

and he only did them JUST to make sure he appeases to Kirby

[sturdy ore]

I have a Kirby fic that had “ancients” as NPCs and they were both humans and what we thought were native Halcandrans.

Needless to say the “native Halcandrans” got wiped off the face of the Earth

[regal pulsar]

He HAS to make 110% sure that Kirby doesn't stay mad at him

He HAD to go ALL OUT

[jolly stream]

Plot twist: His name isn't even Magolor >:3

[sturdy ore]

That is a possibility

[regal pulsar]

thats what im thinking

[sturdy ore]

A frightening one

[regal pulsar]

maybe Magolor is like, his display name

[earnest sphinx]

I want to believe it isn't lmao

[regal pulsar]

or maybe it wasnt even given by his parents

[jolly stream]

His real name is Humphry.

[regal pulsar]

TRUE

[sturdy ore]

His real name is Craig

[earnest sphinx]

his real name will always be tamago in my heart
and if it ever gets deconfirmed i will cry

[jolly stream]

Nope, it's Humphry

[somber cape]

holy crap i just started playing extra mode it's literally better than the main game now

best remake ever?

[real tangle]

extra mode sucks

[mint notch]

Magolor epilogue but the funny happens

[ripe mulch]

Extra mode is fine but playing it immediately after playing story mode is kinda a slog

[somber cape]

yeah that's why i saved it for after mago epilogue

[sturdy ore]

Imo you should go

• Story Mode
• Magolor Epilogue
• Arena
• Extra Mode
• True Arena

[terse gazelle]

Doesn't Help That Your Health Is Halved And The Wall In Another Dimension Moves Faster

[sturdy ore]

With Magoland on the side

[regal pulsar]

holy shit LMAO

[somber cape]

i would call this the perfect remake now but they removed scope shot and dedede looks weird 😔

[sturdy ore]

Dedede looks better

[ripe mulch]

I think I swapped the order of the regular arena and the epilogue, but yeah

Still feels a bit soon for extra mode though

[somber cape]

how dare you

[pearl fjord]

I can't remember when I did the arena tbh

[somber cape]

https://tenor.com/view/king-dedede-jaw-drop-shocked-shocking-surprised-gif-26424006

i completely forgot about the arenas existence out of hype for magolor epilogue

[sturdy ore]

I always save the True Arena for last

I remember for FL I was kinda bummed out you had to beat Ultimate Cup Z to unlock the Phantom Meta Knight figure because I wanna see that 100% screen immediately after clearing the game’s final challenge

It makes sense why but still

[warm sun]

I did The Arena after Story Mode

[ripe mulch]

I think you also have to beat it to get the final cutscene for the theater

Which gets you a figure

[sturdy ore]

Oh right

[ripe mulch]

It's funny that basically talking to the Waddle Dee in the theater is probably everyone's last % for 100 lol

The true challenge is realizing you need to talk to him

[tawdry stream]

please don't inhale the cinema patrons.

[sturdy ore]

I talked to Usher Waddle Dee first then rolled Phantom Meta Knight

[warm sun]

Yeah lmao

He was mine for all 3 files

I thought it would be cool to end it all at the very first building lol

[terse gazelle]

did the same thing! it was hilarious!!!!

[jolly stream]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-cracking-cracking-crack-eggs-gif-14077436

Me when Magolor

[terse gazelle]

NOOO YOU KILLED HIM

[earnest sphinx]

[jolly stream]

https://tenor.com/view/food-egg-fried-breakfast-gif-3303487

[exotic geode]

Magolor Sunny Side up?

[earnest sphinx]

[terse gazelle]

Falsehood
Everyone knows magolor is a reese’s egg

[exotic geode]

Magolor is an Egg Cat

[brazen laurel]

Aftermath of

https://tenor.com/view/magolor-kirby-kirby-meme-gif-24950913

[exotic geode]

stop laughing egg

[jolly stream]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-salad-kirby-magolor-return-dreamland-gif-21790058

[exotic geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXnxvfxeARM&ab_channel=PaintraSeaPea

[jolly stream]

Old Friend

[mint notch]

Old Friend

[exotic geode]

wait...

[terse gazelle]

Yeah

[exotic geode]

didn't they say the FL Dedede model is more popular in Japan?

[terse gazelle]

I Think They Altered His Mouth A Little, Because It Doesn't Look As Weird When Wide Open Anymore

[exotic geode]

Like I swear they say they pick this particular model because of FL Dedede's popularity

[brazen laurel]

they did say that yeah

which does imply its popular in japan to me though it wasnt explicitly said

[odd rampart]

wait i just realized

the whole reason Magolor Form 2 exists is because Kirby smacks the fucking crown

but like

its still possible via gameplay to simply like...

have the other players hit him to kill him

[pearl fjord]

Magolor's laser slams you against the wall right

[earnest sphinx]

ye

[sour nexus]

He should have it be as big as the entire screen

[silk frost]

When purple
Press button

[regal pulsar]

magolor got salty so he kindly asked crown to take it away

[uncut siren]

I don’t get it

[regal pulsar]

blackhole into 3 roots, tripling the damage

[uncut siren]

Ok

[regal pulsar]

????

[true aspen]

Sorry

[regal pulsar]

its ok

[somber cape]

i beat the extra stage in magolor epilogue

cant believe they changed the music halfway through it

[uncut siren]

[somber cape]

it was BANGING up until the kazoo crowned started playing

imo their positions should have been swapped

[void blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/nababaliw-2staxx-nagwawala-magaslaw-going-crazy-gif-17743778

kirby fans having to hear the shitty drum dash kazoo remix (again)

[limpid harbor]

its so good i love it

i first heard it in the TA true arena lol

[somber cape]

is it

is it so good

[serene creek]

i did it

i beat the true arena without using souvenir items

as dedede.

hooo

[random pine]

the true arena true arena

[limpid harbor]

hucf

i meant PR true arena

[heavy vigil]

PR management when:

[pearl fjord]

Perfectly normal

[silk frost]

w h e r e a r e t h e h i t b o x e s

[pearl fjord]

~~Also reminder Landia is one of the themes that got way worse with the adjustments in RtDL DX it lost all its power ~~

[somber cape]

i didn't notice a difference what changed

[terse gazelle]

My favorite part was when Landia went “you won’t be able to land ia” and then hitboxed the hixboxed

[pearl fjord]

They just added this weird noise effect to it

Like the only way I can describe it is it sounds like someone overlayed the song with ASMR recording of someone sighing

[dense iron]

A lot of the tracks sound muffled in the remake

[somber cape]

i literally thought someone was wrong with my tv at first

[dense iron]

No they just didn't restore the tracks that well 😊

unless its crowned cause they gave it special care

[uncut siren]

Tbh i kinda like both versions

[sour nexus]

Lol true

Remastered soundtracks seem to remove the good stuff from the original soundtracks however not all remastered soundtracks are ruined

[void blaze]

do y'all prefer old or new "welcome your new overlord"

(or under my control)

[regal pulsar]

not much difference but the guitar for me

[sour nexus]

I haven't listened to them yet

[regal pulsar]

so new

[void blaze]

saw someone say they do Not like the guitar

but I think it's cool

[regal pulsar]

I didnt fully jazz with it at first but its still a cool harmless addition

grew to rly like it

kinda accentuates it a little more i think

[valid locust]

may prefer new, but undecided

both are peak

[regal pulsar]

The high guitar was good but the harmony w the new ones kinda fit the overall track better

[sacred mango]

I already said the only remastered song I didn't like

Nutty Noon

My opinion is just that Ishikawa should have remixed Welcome your new overlord with dubstep

[warm sun]

I prefer the new

Both are still good tho the new guitar just sounds

[regal pulsar]

it sounds MENACING

[warm sun]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-bandana-dee-elfilin-victory-dance-kirby-dance-gif-25198691

[regal pulsar]

DOMINATIVE yknow

it rly fits

[sacred mango]

I do have the Magolor Fun Disc doujin remix album so I do kinda have Welcome your new overlord but even more punchy and electronic just it's not Ishikawa doing it

[heavy vigil]

if welcome your new overload gets updated with new instruments and it works well then

a based track becomes even more based

[regal pulsar]

Don't forget CROWNED

Old CROWNED gets a bit stale after a while but I think the new choir in DX ver (as well as the HD instruments really) helps

[heavy vigil]

true

[regal pulsar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68PGajBtiwE

[heavy vigil]

Ando though going back to the track that started it all

and updating it to the best it can be

[fiery veldt]

By the way the restore point is an actual joke right? We still have funny butterfly.
https://wikirby.com/wiki/Morpho_Knight
(And keep the truth between you and me, k?)

[hybrid zodiac]

The Wii version of Vestiges of the Ancients sounds kinda flat now imo

Out of every track I feel that one is the most flat in comparison to remaster

[heavy vigil]

[dense iron]

Definitely

Though I think that Techno Factory was hit harder

Now it sounds like the theme is being submerged in water

[robust yoke]

am i only one i liked all of remastered musics overall? 🤔

[hybrid zodiac]

I was saying I prefer the remastered vestiges of the Ancients

[heavy vigil]

crm

[robust yoke]

woomy

[hybrid zodiac]

What is crm again

[regal pulsar]

Seeing Kojima say all of this is intimidating

[robust yoke]

0th too

[hybrid zodiac]

Rtdl was truly impactful to my career

[fiery veldt]

Nice

[regal pulsar]

RtDL created a foundation for Metal Gear Solid

[hybrid zodiac]

The characters Big Boss, Miller and Madnar were heavily inspired by Magolor

[regal pulsar]

TRUE

[fiery veldt]

What, Traitors?

[sour nexus]

Not really other games did

[hybrid zodiac]

They are traitor type characters

[regal pulsar]

callback to this post

[hybrid zodiac]

During the development of MGS2, Magolor was meant to appear during the Tanker segment but my staff were too intimated to program him

I created Raiden as revenge

[dense iron]

Ah. Sorry then

I prefer the original

[hybrid zodiac]

I didn't notice anything different with Techno Factory tbh

Most tracks I didn't really notice the remastered diffs

[regal pulsar]

You see Haltmann inspired Huey Emmerich

[hybrid zodiac]

Too wrong!

[dense iron]

It sounds like they removed one of the channels at times

Very very shallow

[regal pulsar]

You're right Haltmann's too good

[hybrid zodiac]

The devs of robobot had beef with me

I saw the new Meta Knight and I was seething

[limpid harbor]

wtf hideo kojima

[hybrid zodiac]

"they literally ripped off Solidus"

So I sent Metal Gear itself to the offices

[regal pulsar]

So real

[hybrid zodiac]

Hello fry

[regal pulsar]

Do you think Mecha Knight is Grey Fox

wait we have talked about this

[hybrid zodiac]

I might sue Hal again actually, fecto elfilis is a ripoff of the les enfants terrible project

[regal pulsar]

TRUE

[hybrid zodiac]

If I lose then I was right

[uncut flume]

Which stage is the best to grind for upgrades in ME

[gritty lava]

trickery 6 ordeal

it's in locandra

[heavy vigil]

do the doomers

try and surge them in the center through the 2nd phase

and then give them the cannon

[hot lotus]

magolor epilogue ending ||was it supposed to be implied that the master crown caused the downfall of halcandra or did they all just get owned by space meteors||

[regal pulsar]

||its prob master crown||

[pearl fjord]

Guys decision pls

SA Magolor Ultra Sword

or Morpho Sword

[tawdry stream]

morpho because funny

[brazen laurel]

Tbh orange is just not magosoul's colour

[tawdry stream]

too bad use them

[regal pulsar]

make them the tuna

[brazen laurel]

They are more of like a "lol! Hes got that oh god" tbf

[pearl fjord]

I think it'd look better if therre wasn't a purplish-blue fire effect on his swords

[brazen laurel]

TUNA TRUE

[regal pulsar]

Faye make them the tuna

Now

[tawdry stream]

use them and then gaslight us that there's a 0.7% chance that they spawn like that

[pearl fjord]

lol

[heavy vigil]

you know looking at that background

the orb thing looks more like Void now

is that supposed to be intentional?

[regal pulsar]

more than intentional for sure

[pearl fjord]

Yea it uses the exact same textures and filenames as void's model

[brazen laurel]

Oh god it really does lmao

[heavy vigil]

wait so

[brazen laurel]

Someone stop them from cooking for once

[heavy vigil]

is Void watching them fight????

[brazen laurel]

Entertain me peasants

[pearl fjord]

Magolor was having tea with void and you interrupted

[regal pulsar]

we dont know whats going on here but that is a void alright

[brazen laurel]

DVNFVD

[heavy vigil]

🍿

[regal pulsar]

that is clearly a void incubating

or something

i dont know

[heady onyx]

what's the april fools joke gonna be

[amber cosmos]

does anyone have an image of an ice sphere doomer

[ripe mulch]

It's coming when you least expect it the joke is that there is no joke

[pearl fjord]

Actually you know what you're right

[wispy crypt]

The April Fool!

[pearl fjord]

Morpho Sword clashes with Soul's color scheme and the blue/purple effects it puts on the sword and the ME sword is hard to notice

[wispy crypt]

That's what I thought.

[pearl fjord]

Im just gonna give him tuna

[tawdry stream]

here you go

[wispy crypt]

Maybe later you can try using uh... Meta Knight Galaxia

[tawdry stream]

a work of modern art

[wispy crypt]

10/10 drawing Would See Again.

[tawdry stream]

(drawn on a shitty trackpad mouse 😔)

[amber cosmos]

banger

I wasn't expecting this but I'll take it

[limpid harbor]

you are the april fool 🫵

[earnest sphinx]

true probably

[pearl fjord]

Tuna

That tuna model is a lot wider than I thought it was lol

[limpid harbor]

actually are his TA swords randomized too

[regal pulsar]

REAL

[limpid harbor]

not just TA that was dumb phrasing

[earnest sphinx]

nah it's still the grey galaxias

[limpid harbor]

boringg smh

[pearl fjord]

That would've been such a cool idea

[regal pulsar]

i love how awkwardly he holds them

[pearl fjord]

Me going 'wow that's so cool why didn't I think of that' before I realize this whole situation is literrarlly me thinking of that

[brazen laurel]

ITS SO GOODD

FAT ASS FISH

[heady onyx]

hey everybody

[jolly stream]

It must be the fish now, it can only be the fish.

[jolly stream]

Holy shit, it's real Chuggaaconroy!

[heady onyx]

its me, chuggaaconroy

[dense iron]

HOLY SHIT

CHUGGACONROY

[heady onyx]

yeah... I don't know how i beat soul of sectonia with spark, but here i am

[regal pulsar]

NO FUCKING WAY

[brazen laurel]

omg its chuggaaconroy

sticker star amirite

[heady onyx]

lol true

[limpid harbor]

YOOOOOOO CHUGGACONROY

[heady onyx]

hey

[jolly stream]

Is your next LP gonna be Pokemon White 2?

[heady onyx]

that i can't tell yet

[wispy crypt]

NO WAY

[heady onyx]

though it will be exciting either way

[jolly stream]

Damb

[sour nexus]

EMILE???

Wassup bro love your videos

[heady onyx]

yes, it's me.
thanks

[void blaze]

Hi Emile - you cussed me out at a Del Taco the other day. Can you explain why you had this outburst?

[royal gulch]

Emile you're overdue on a Kirby let's play

[sour nexus]

He is yeah

[tawdry stream]

unsubscribed.

[sour nexus]

Sus

[heady onyx]

what? I already did epic yarn and triple deluxe lets plays

[heady onyx]

I just had a long day of editing that's all

[royal gulch]

8 years ago

[sour nexus]

Forgotten Land though

[void blaze]

Oh ok I get it

[regal pulsar]

Hi Emile - you walked up to me with a suspicious intent in your eyes the other day and you quickly wrapped your arms around me and suplexed me in front of 8 people at a McDonalds before spitting on my writhing body. Can you explain why you had this outburst?

[tawdry stream]

chugga i delivered my collection of 28 mint condition copies of star allies to your address and i haven't heard back in 5 years
whats up with that

[heady onyx]

I didn't do that.

[heady onyx]

Why'd you send me 28?

[regal pulsar]

If you didn't do it, then who did?

[tawdry stream]

because 27 wasn't enough.

[sour nexus]

Star Allies was released during Kirby's 28th anniversary

[heady onyx]

it was his 26th not his 28th

[heady onyx]

i do not know

[sour nexus]

Oh right that would be 2020

[heady onyx]

honestly man, 1 was enough

[tawdry stream]

and yet you never played it

shame on you

[heady onyx]

just felt too awkward to respond

[heady onyx]

there's a difference between lets plays and casual play

of course i played it in spare time

[tawdry stream]

i do not believe you mr. chugga

name the final boss

[earnest sphinx]

conspicuous silence

[tawdry stream]

fr bro's lookin it up rq

[heady onyx]

Void Termina

I knew that all along

[tawdry stream]

wrong.

[heady onyx]

his subtitle is "Destroyer of Worlds"

[tawdry stream]

it's this guy.

[heady onyx]

what no that's literally it

[tawdry stream]

dummy

[heady onyx]

you dont even fight galacta knight

[tawdry stream]

yes you do

play the game

[heady onyx]

he gets rekt by morpho knight and you fight morpho knight

[tawdry stream]

who's morpho knight

that guys not in star allies smh

play star allies already chugga

[regal pulsar]

(btw lets move this to another channel)

[heady onyx]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/nintendo/images/1/1c/KSA_Morpho_Knight_model.png/revision/latest?cb=20180524040355&path-prefix=en

[pale topaz]

(Fyi, they are just goofing, notchugga)

[sour nexus]

Obviously

[tawdry stream]

(it's not chugga)

[regal pulsar]

no it is chugga i met him and he tried to kill me twice

[pale topaz]

Oh

[regal pulsar]

idk whats up with him but hes cool

[heady onyx]

no i

did not

[tawdry stream]

https://tenor.com/view/koollua-emoji-gif-24542604

[heady onyx]

ok ik
its actually me, ||brody, pretending to be chugga all along||

[sour nexus]

Smart

[pale topaz]

Funny how i straight up didn't question if chugga was in our server or not.

[sour nexus]

He would probably be a mod here

[tawdry stream]

and then proceed to be inactive

[sour nexus]

Can't believe I feel for it though

But whatever

He's too popular to be roaming around discord servers

[pale topaz]

Chugga seems like the kinda guy to be semi-active in random servers, tbh

[tawdry stream]

i just clicked on his profile asap and saw that it was, in fact

not chugga

[sour nexus]

Yeah no shit

Isn't it against the rules to impersonate a popular YouTuber here

[regal pulsar]

to be fair we have someone impersonating Hideo Kojima

[sour nexus]

Ah yeah

[regal pulsar]

as long as it doesnt go too far i think its harmless fun

[sour nexus]

But he's obviously not him

[regal pulsar]

i think

[tawdry stream]

🤨

[pale topaz]

It's me, Barack Obama. Ignore my name, i am Barack Obama

[regal pulsar]

no way

[pale topaz]

Uhhh, my fellow Americans.

[regal pulsar]

but yeah lets get back on topic now

[mint ruin]

I’m trying to watch footage of people’s live reactions to the true arena. I found out that everyone’s a coward lol

[pale topaz]

Anyways, i popped in here cause I need help with my rtdlx playthrough.

I need a mask that matches up with the cutter ability.

[heady onyx]

its minor and it was for a little joke
but fair i'll end the charade

[wispy crypt]

My reaction was: Fucking broke into pieces after double black hole came up

Insta-panic and shit

But I had Souvenirs so

[mint ruin]

Good to know lol

[pale topaz]

Every time i get an ability, i try switching to a mask that fits. I'm stuck on cutter rn.

[mint ruin]

Lol jk

[regal pulsar]

i remember seeing that japanese streamer (who was the only one who had the true arena footage on youtube at the time) react to the black hole

hes like "EHH? EHHHHH??? EHH"

you know, the typical japanese confusion

[wispy crypt]

Ratio

[mint ruin]

That black hole attack would’ve fucked me up if I didn’t know it was coming

[mint ruin]

Nvm gg

[regal pulsar]

wait not black hole oops but he def was surprised by it too

i meant the twin cannon

[wispy crypt]

Lol thanks

[regal pulsar]

thato nwas crazyyy

[mint ruin]

Have you tried no ability runs?

They’re super fun

[wispy crypt]

Probably never will try for the sake of me trying to keep my sanity up

[mint ruin]

My average time with no abilities is 45 minutes

So it’s a hell of a gauntlet

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rCZcA1EhOuw&feature=share

This guy is my favorite to watch

Beat it with Spark, and didn’t use souvenirs

[quartz prairie]

lmao imagine using souvenirs

could not be me

[mint ruin]

The threat of losing is what makes the true arena so satisfying to beat

[limpid harbor]

is there a final boss that you guys consider harder

[earnest sphinx]

honestly chaos elfilis kicked my ass worse than true magolor soul

[mint ruin]

Star Dream is a serious contender

[tawdry stream]

im gonna be honest
magolor soul's fight feels like a one-trick pony

[limpid harbor]

star dream long af

[void blaze]

at this point I find star dream's first 3 phases easy but the last phase still sucks

[tawdry stream]

like half of the shit is just "lmao i'm juking the old attacks you remember how to dodge!!"

"i will throw black holes where you'd normally run hahahah!!!!" like

okay cool but

[earnest sphinx]

i mean sure i got stone-into-black-hole baited but i was able to finish the fight with a random ability he tossed (fire)

[tawdry stream]

now that you know about it its over

[mint ruin]

Using souvenirs takes away that tension, and while I understand why it’s there, I wish more people would take the time to overcome the trail and error

[tawdry stream]

like i first-tried new soul, mostly because I knew beforehand about the bullshit blackhole thing
if I had to say hardest final boss maybe astral birth void including his walking forms?

idk

[limpid harbor]

some of these magolor soul TA attacks are bs though lmao

[mint ruin]

Same here. I never lost to new Magolor Soul, but the attacks still aren’t trivial to dodge

[earnest sphinx]

i first-tried him then proceeded to lose my 2nd run to him because i ran to the edge right as he used that sphere wall lol oops

[mint ruin]

Even though I don’t think it’s the hardest Kirby final boss, it’s definitely the most fun for me, especially with no abilities

[earnest sphinx]

star dream's probably still my favorite fight gameplay-wise but i think this took 1st place thematically

[quartz prairie]

star dream is void.

[mint ruin]

Star Dream is a close second

This fight just feels awesome to fight

[tawdry stream]

star dream is cool but I don't remember it being that hard

[earnest sphinx]

me neither but that's probably because i used to replay the SHIT out of that fight so I got accustomed to its attack patterns

[mint ruin]

It’s not so bad when you utilize the barrel roll

[earnest sphinx]

that too

barrel roll is such a solid lifeline

[mint ruin]

It even damages meteors and other objects

[earnest sphinx]

ye

[mint ruin]

Star Dream is literally half of Robobot’s true arena 💀

[earnest sphinx]

LOL yeah

[mint ruin]

As awesome as the fight is, new Magolor Soul feels a lot more balanced in terms of length

[earnest sphinx]

Void is another STUPIDLY long fight

[random pine]

i love void termina

[mint ruin]

Can’t wait for the mod that gives Magolor Soul 5X health

[random pine]

his fight is cool

[inner jetty]

people say that attack got them but like even i figured out that the pull cancels each other out really quickly

[earnest sphinx]

Oh yeah, Void Termina is a fun fight still, it just takes an eternity which leads for plenty of opportunity to screw up and shave off your own HP bar

[mint ruin]

I really wanna get Star Allies for Void, Guest Star, and Ultimate Choice, but I can’t justify $60

[earnest sphinx]

understandable tbh

[hardy prairie]

Okay finally beat magolor epilogue

[earnest sphinx]

hee ho nintendo game means full price even 5 years after release

[mint ruin]

What did you think?

[hardy prairie]

It's funny that when you think of trees in kirby you think if whispy woods

No this tree got possessed by a crown and is actually somewhat hard

[mint ruin]

Lol, but it’s not Whispy Woods….

It’s an apple tree

[hardy prairie]

Yeah i know

[earnest sphinx]

whispy's technically an apple tree too ain't he

[hardy prairie]

I'm just saying that there's more than one tree boss in kirby now and the difference between them is so huge it's kind of funny

[hardy prairie]

TRUE

[mint ruin]

Wanna know what’s crazy? Look at the golden lines around the tree. Those same kinds of golden lines are on the apple tree in Super Kirby Clash

[hardy prairie]

That might've been intentional

Doesn't kirby clash have gem apples too?

[mint ruin]

I 100% believe they are the same tree

I don’t think it’s too far fetched

[hardy prairie]

Also is it canon that magolor is green now or does he swap in and out whenever he wants

[mint ruin]

No clue

[hardy prairie]

Initially i was mixed on magalor but now i see why everyone loves the bean

[earnest sphinx]

probably swap in and out. it goes from rtdl > kirby clash > dream collection

i mean hell he changes back to his old look if you buy out his shop in kirby clash

[mint ruin]

I wish the Mario series gave as much love to side characters as the Kirby series does

[hardy prairie]

You mean yoshi specifically

[earnest sphinx]

before and after

[hardy prairie]

Oh so they are the same character

For some reason i thought they weren't for the longest time lol

[earnest sphinx]

i mean it's an easy assumption to make, that interview that confirmed they were the same was pretty obscure for a while
then rtdl-dx came in with all the subtlety of a bulldozer lmfao

[mint ruin]

Well obviously Yoshi, but also characters like DK, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, as well as maybe nods to rpg exclusive Mario characters

[silk frost]

Clearly, you haven't-

[hardy prairie]

Haven't played kirby clash no

[heavy vigil]

it was confirmed all the way back in 2017 from an interview with Kumazaki

just that it was kind of forgotten

[hardy prairie]

Interesting

[earnest sphinx]

hell i'd never heard about it until after i beat epilogue

i was just like "holy shit clash is canon?!" and i got hit with the "it's been canon since 2017"

[pale topaz]

Holy shit, they actually put something in the "useless hole" in the pipe level from egg engines.

[hardy prairie]

Talk about a glow up

[pale topaz]

(it's only a Magolor ticket, but hey, it's something.)

[hardy prairie]

I'm glad i went into epilogue completely blind somehow

[silk frost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746886384253534279/1083754332303925248/caption.gif

[hardy prairie]

Welcome to disneyland here we decapitated your father and soul mate

[sturdy ore]

“Yeah I should make merch of a deceased person” - Magolor

[silk frost]

He did also make a mask of when he got sent to superhell

[earnest sphinx]

and when he turned traitor

but not when he got possessed

[wispy crypt]

He also made a mask of the dragon he just fought

[hardy prairie]

He also made masks of people he never met like elfilin

Then again magoland was confirmed to be in a different continuity so manager magolor may have met everyone

[ripe mulch]

I like imagining it's in the future, post FL. And just ignore the part where you can visit it during story mode and bring back souvenirs lol

[sturdy ore]

“Hey Magolor who’s Elfilin”

[heady onyx]

im sorry but did i just see a nostalgia critic format in 2023?
FINALLY

[regal pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/nostalgia-critic-scream-aah-uh-oh-scared-gif-16766313

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077968255232254092/1088925712154644590/SPOILER_trim.C810B0F4-C431-499A-9B6C-F4787F22A27C.mov shoutouts to this vid by baro btw

still love it

[heady onyx]

ik its like superduper unpopular to actually like him (unironically) but i DO NOT CARE
its cool seeing him in a meme again

[heady onyx]

cool

[hot lotus]

ummm... youre tellin me a portal simply happened to open behhind magolor... ok kid

Personally I think he should've flown into the popstar portal and crash landed and died

[regal pulsar]

the portal actually leads to hell! like real hell!

not another dimension, not nothing, just hell

:)

[regal pulsar]

okay i can literally imagine him crash landing and dying though

i mean at that point hes fucking dissolving hes clearly dead

[hot lotus]

taxidermy him

[pearl fjord]

The game is basically always on sale somewhee in the US

[solid estuary]

please kumazaki

let him be happy

he's been sad for nearly a decade

[wicked wolf]

Y'all

So you know the water-filled planet in the background of Nutty Noon's later stages?

It's not in any of Popstar's goal games, but specifically in Halcandra's ones. Did one of the planets from Halcandra's solar system get to Popstar's cause of the rifts???

[silk frost]

Nutty noon weird af

[random pine]

i mean it is right next to the possible rift the grand doomer made

[odd rampart]

Grand Doomer is from Halcandra ?

[pearl fjord]

Huh oh so nutty noon’s portal went all the way to the other side?

That makes sense since nutty noon space has a lot of stuff not seen in AD normally

[wispy crypt]

Don't worry, Taranza will eventually finish the five stages of grief

[random pine]

????

[wicked wolf]

Hey @pearl fjord can you check how Magoland looks in Stage 1 of Nutty Noon? If you can like zoom in ofc lol

[thin kindle]

me finding HALCANDR on the Magoland in the background?!

[wispy crypt]

I had a gut feeling it's just the same background as the title screen in RtDL Deluxe

[pearl fjord]

Why

[wicked wolf]

Was just curious if it had anything interesting

[pearl fjord]

Sounds like a lot of work to see nothing

[wicked wolf]

Fair lol

Was just curious

[silk frost]

Guys

Guys check the magolor page on wikirby

[fiery veldt]

But then link it

[silk frost]

https://wikirby.com/wiki/Magolor

[fiery veldt]

E G G

[silk frost]

Anyways

Sphere doomers when they see a sphere or something idk

[terse gazelle]

I'm Finally Done With Extra Mode

God That Was Annoying

[silk frost]

Very

[wispy crypt]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

leaves a big ass crater in the arena

[silk frost]

does massive damage to every zombie in a 7x5 area and leaves a crater rendering the tile unable to be planted on for 3 minutes

[candid bolt]

lucky i'm still on nutty noon🥲

[terse gazelle]

No Way It Was THREE MINUTES

I Could Swear It Was Only A Few Seconds

[silk frost]

What's the point of disabling a tile if it's only for a few seconds

[solid estuary]

i have fully platinumed egg's apple altar

[solid estuary]

and now i have achieved maximum egg

[heady onyx]

Theory: Master Crown's SECOND BACKGROUND (not the city, the flames and smoke after the city is destroyed) is a reference to Red from Godzilla NES Creepypasta

/half joking

[hardy prairie]

Wasn't galacta knight in kirby clash?

This means the epilogue either canonized him or made it canon that there are more than 1 canon kirby continuities

[wicked wolf]

Galacta Knight was always canon, he just wasn't in the main world (Meta Knightmare Ultra & Guest Star being in the likely area of happening in the Main World in some form)

[silk frost]

Yes, the nature of tdx and robobot extra modes being "it could have gone like this, this would have been canon if it happened, but it didn't happen this way" canonizes galacta knight because if he wasn't canon he couldn't appear in that kind of thing

[hardy prairie]

Interesting

[terse gazelle]

"Where's MY Return!?" - Kracko's Krackdown
After Being Fashionably Late To Both Gooey's Return To Dream Land AND Dark Matter's Road To Redemption, The Immortal Cloud Decided To Take His Anger Out On The Baddies Whom Our Prior Heroes Faced.

today is my birthday!!!

[terse gazelle]

Also People Saying He Wasn't Canon Are Kinda Silly

Like If He REALLY Doesn't Exist, Then Why Give Him So Much Lore?

Like Yeah Sure, None Of The Guest Stars Actually Happened But Morpho Still Consumed Galacta One Way Or Another

[silk frost]

Canon character without a canon appearance besides clash

Anyways.

Booming blasters music chiptune remixes my beloved

[midnight heart]

from what I've seen some people wouldn't even say that's canon..

like they see Morpho Knight in FL and they're like, "oh, they just have that form, and it's not related to Galacta Knight because Guest Star isn't canon"

which is somewhat reasonable, I mean we don't really know why Morpho can turn into Morpho Knight

[silk frost]

Honestly saying a character isn't canon because they haven't appeared in a canon game/mode is dumb

[midnight heart]

Escargoon isn't canon

[silk frost]

The anime is different

[midnight heart]

he does have a cameo in Mass Attack, but "the anime is different" definitely still applies

[wicked wolf]

https://media.giphy.com/media/zT2OGdDMuoBNgXfHrf/giphy.gif

[midnight heart]

I wonder if Dark Matter Swordsman clone will get lore next, what with them talking in present tense in the Clash armor

[thin kindle]

Urghhhhh IT'S NOT!!!! (well guest star probably did happen which is stupid af cause why didn't they make that clear) MORPHO IS A SEPARATE CHARACTER GRAAAAAAH

[silk frost]

The NME salesman isn't canon

[wicked wolf]

I have news for you.

[midnight heart]

the clones in Robobot probably don't matter because it's easy to assume they all just died

[wicked wolf]

Also the trailer to Heroes in Another Dimension shows the prior versions of Hyness in Guest Star praying at the portal

[terse gazelle]

Funny Thing Is

Both Can Coexist

[warm sun]

Guest Star when I fucking kill it

[wicked wolf]

https://media.giphy.com/media/DFgGvV2kT2zsDizGQw/giphy.gif

[midnight heart]

clash is canon now moment

[midnight heart]

my headcanon is that Morpho Knight is a fusion of both Galacta Knight and the butterfly

[silk frost]

I hc that morpho knight is just a borb

[terse gazelle]

It Can Be Canon That Morpho Absorbed Galcta, While Also Having Morpho Knight Be A Separate Form That The Butterfly Happens To Take On When Controlling A Powerful Soul

[silk frost]

Maybe even a reincarnation of void

[terse gazelle]

Idunno About That

[silk frost]

Emphasis on the maybe

[terse gazelle]

Though I Just Realised Something

[midnight heart]

have you guys seen the morpho knight artbook lore

[terse gazelle]

Could Morpho Somehow Be Related To Necrodeus?

[silk frost]

No

[silk frost]

Mass attack fans when it turns out to actually be relevant

[thin kindle]

Why was this not just the intro cut scene!!!!!!

[midnight heart]

honestly they probably could have left out the boss fights in Guest Star entirely. no new pause lore, and the boss fights themselves arent new either. I imagine its a real grind to playthrough Guest Star with every character

since the stages themselves are unique to each character, that'd be enough imo

[thin kindle]

Guest star is star allies story mode so it's okay (dream friends make it a little better) and it could end there but then they made the canonicity annoying lmfao

[terse gazelle]

Yeah It's Kinda Weird How There Aren't Really Any EX Bosses

[midnight heart]

Mistilteinn isn't canon because Magolor Epilogue is just a sidemode

[wicked wolf]

TRUE, HiAD really needed a fucking intro cutscene

Even if it was just a fucking flashback sequence like Marx Soul intro's beginning or Epilogue intro beginning

showing Hyness pray and fall to that portal in GS

[jolly stream]

Magolor Epilogue isn’t canon, and neither is Isolated Isles, or HiAD

In fact, the entirety of Super Star isn’t canon, because it’s a collection of separate entirely unconnected modes!

[silk frost]

Every character and location in tdx and robobot extra modes isn't canon

[jolly stream]

Yes

[silk frost]

Even the ones that appear in main games/modes

[midnight heart]

Istg, I remember when Ultra wasn't canon, how on earth did they decide which modes were canon with SSU??

[jolly stream]

Galacta Knight also doesn’t exist, and he’ll never appear in a main story

[silk frost]

Gem apples aren't canon because their first appearance is a subgame

[sturdy ore]

Galacta Knight deniers

[jolly stream]

Correct! And Clash isn’t canon anyway, since it’s a spin-off.

And Magolor never went there, as, again, there is no Magolor Epilogue

[silk frost]

Canvas curse isn't canon

[jolly stream]

Yes

Obviously

[sturdy ore]

The entire second half of Return to Dream Land isn’t canon because it takes place in a separate universe

[silk frost]

Kirby's adventure isn't canon because it's awkwardly placed between dream land 1 & 2

[jolly stream]

Yes, which means Return to Dreamland as a whole isn’t canon!

[midnight heart]

starting from Nutty Noon because it warped space time

[jolly stream]

Sorry Magolor fans, he doesn’t really exist.

[silk frost]

Which makes the rest of the moder kirby games noncanon

[midnight heart]

all of Magolor's cameos are just silly little references

[sturdy ore]

Forgotten Land isn’t canon because New World is in a separate universe

[thin kindle]

I like the idea that there are just 4 rtdl timelines for main and extra in both the original and the remake because that sounds hilariously dumb

[jolly stream]

Fuck it, at this point, only the original Dreamland is canon.

[silk frost]

True

[midnight heart]

this coming from someone who despises the concept of Kirby multiverse lol

[thin kindle]

(This does not include the arena timelines)

[midnight heart]

POPOPO SUPREMACY

[sturdy ore]

Forgo Dreams is double-non-canon because it’s a pocket dimension within a seperate universe

[jolly stream]

Actually, never mind, it isn’t canon, because of the Castle Dedede warp shenanigans. Welp, looks like Kirby no longer exists, we can leave now everyone!

[thin kindle]

At this point I just find it funny how ridiculously far this vague concept can be pushed

[sturdy ore]

Magolor Epilogue broke you

[thin kindle]

Meta knight fights himself in Meta Knightmare this is canon

[midnight heart]

it's great because the EX mode bosses actually have pause screens now

which is how we decided that Crowned Magolor wasn't canon and Magolor Soul replaced him

[jolly stream]

But RTDL isn’t canon, so neither exist

[sturdy ore]

Tbh the word canon doesn’t work anymore lmao

[midnight heart]

right???

[thin kindle]

You see there are four playable magolors in ME because there are four rtdl timelines

Kumazaki is so smart

[midnight heart]

like, it still does kinda work for smaller things like the stone transformation fanservice

[sturdy ore]

Like if I said “Marvel comics canon” that would sound stupid because it’s an interconnected multiverse

[midnight heart]

my hc for that is it's magic, like how Kirby got split into four in Amazing Mirror.. Magolor is a wizard, he could probably pull it off.. even.. in his weakened.. state?

[sturdy ore]

Mitosis

[midnight heart]

they all collapse into one Magolor before Mistilteinn's cutscene, so..

[silk frost]

Magolor has 4 yolks

[sturdy ore]

Just a natural ability many characters in the franchise have

[midnight heart]

like there's an animation for it and everything. basically the teleportation animation, + them blooping out of existence, but

[sturdy ore]

Maybe he has some mini-Magolors in his pocket

[midnight heart]

I dunno if we can take the title skit in Star Allies to mean that DMK made all the multiplayer versions of the dream friends

on one hand the skits sometimes re-enact events as references, on the other they easily could have just had Kirby in that one skit

[midnight heart]

but anyway, if we take the stone transformations as canon, that makes 8-bit kirby and the HAL logo canon amongst other things

[sturdy ore]

I wouldn’t take the multiple Magolors too seriously lol. Just for multiplayer convenience

[sturdy ore]

True

[thin kindle]

MARIO AND TOM BOOK CANON

[midnight heart]

RTDLX actually happens after Dream Buffet and Forgotten Land canon

[jolly stream]

So Return to Dreamland happens twice in the timeline?

[midnight heart]

(because Carby reference in the stone transformation)

[jolly stream]

I can believe it.

[thin kindle]

TRUEEE

[sturdy ore]

Magolor created a timeline split for like no reason

[thin kindle]

So is our Kirby actually from the future and he also traveled back in time?!?!?

[jolly stream]

Well that already happened with normal and extra mode, lol.

[thin kindle]

I attribute that to HR-D3

[jolly stream]

Kirby is all

[thin kindle]

Kirby exists in all dimensions

[jolly stream]

No, you see, the real catalyst for the extra mode timeline was Mr. Dooter deciding to not shave his mustache.

[thin kindle]

TRUE

[midnight heart]

tbh, before the game came out I could almost seriously believe that RTDLX was RTDL but just later in the timeline.. instead of happening twice. Like Magolor actually tried his whole scheme again on another Kirby who wouldn't know better

the events of the cutscene all play out the exact same way, though. That was enough to turn me off that "theory"

[sturdy ore]

Those overlap

[jolly stream]

Yeah, I still think RTDL and RTDLDX are interchangeable, and it’s really just aesthetics that are different.

[thin kindle]

This is true peace

[sturdy ore]

I mean true

[midnight heart]

the only thing someone like a writer would have to worry about, then, is whether anyone would acknowledge the time travelling Manager Magolor while looking back on those events

[jolly stream]

I’ve had a lot of goofy aah takes today, but that’s just cause it’s April Fools, lmao.

[thin kindle]

I patiently await someone to "ERM actually" me with "well... They're canonically parallels ☝🤓" so I can nerd emoji them to oblivion

I will NOT let the rtdx parallel thing spread. Not on my watch

[sturdy ore]

Kumazaki did say “You can interpret them as parallels”

Since I am a heathen I have chosen that

[thin kindle]

I'm so sorry carnotaurus...

[terse gazelle]

hello

[jolly stream]

I choose to interpret Meta Knightmare Ultra as not a parallel to Superstar, it happens after Squeak Squad, and is also completely canon 😎😎😎

[terse gazelle]

i decided this was the perfect day to be silly so i set it so every time i restart my computer the bomb rally theme from RTDLDX plays

[silk frost]

The main game is exactly the same besides magoland cameo??? Why does it need to be a different timeline or whatever

[jolly stream]

Because needless complexity!

[thin kindle]

Brain explosion

[sturdy ore]

I mean Magoland isn’t really a cameo lmao

[midnight heart]

lowkey I want someone to write a bit about what would actually change in the timeline where Manager Magolor time travelled. I think the biggest things is just

Manager Magolor gives Kirby minor spoilers for future games in the forms of masks and statues.. yknow maybe that's why there weren't any final bosses there! And that's why you don't unlock certain masks until you beat the boss!

[thin kindle]

Kumazaki wasnt cooking he's played the devils hand for total oblivion

[midnight heart]

yes i know there were a few final bosses from past games but that's the difference right there

[hidden dock]

i like this personally

[terse gazelle]

nobody appreciates my silliness : (

[jolly stream]

E🅱️ic

[midnight heart]

Kirby sees DMK in Star Allies and is somehow confident things will go well, knowing Magolor had a statue of him in Magoland

[jolly stream]

To add to that, Marx Soul happens as a direct consequence of Meta Knight summoning Nova, and thus is also canon 😎😎😎😎😎

[sturdy ore]

I just realized Magolor may have fucked up some future events due to the masks

“Hey I remember this Elfilin guy from Magoland. What’s he doing here”

[midnight heart]

to be fair.... it's like, time travel rules. There's one timeline where no time travel occurred, and another where it did, because Kirby's time travel rules seem to be "the timeline splits" instead of "everything is rewritten" + paradoxes.. I dunno my time travel lingo

[sturdy ore]

The Nova debris:

[sturdy ore]

In simple words Kirby follows multiverse theory

[jolly stream]

Yes. They got power back when Meta Knight summoned Nova, Marx’s body detected that, and absorbed them.

[midnight heart]

based

[jolly stream]

Nova is smaller in the Meta Knight scene than in Milky Way wishes, if you didn’t notice.

[midnight heart]

huh, I knew it was damaged, but not smaller..

[jolly stream]

Yeah, it’s damaged too.

[silk frost]

Time travel resulting in split timelines is the simplest and best imo way of dealing with time travel but in general time travel just makes things needlessly complex

[midnight heart]

but yeah this is the type of thing I was thinking about haha

[sturdy ore]

Marx’s lifeless body air swimming towards Nova debris even though it was rebuilt and never destroyed again:

[midnight heart]

it really does

[jolly stream]

No, it was floating alongside them ever since Milky Way Wishes.

[silk frost]

I don't like most multiverses for that reason

[midnight heart]

I see some of the most insane Kirby theories, and with the idea in mind that time travel is a thing that can happen on accident, and sometimes just kinda casually, it actually does get hard to deny them

[jolly stream]

He absorbs the pieces as Nova’s getting rebuilt.

[thin kindle]

BASED terra

[silk frost]

Kirby is doing it better than most, but they also aren't going full multiverse

[thin kindle]

But yeah for now I just say the continuity was changed by Magoland

[jolly stream]

Next Kirby game: Every Kirby in the multiverse teams up to kill the final boss.

[thin kindle]

So many kibies

[thin kindle]

Clash is on VERY thin ice

[silk frost]

Mirror world

[sturdy ore]

Wouldn’t it make more sense if he ate that part of the Nova before Meta Knightmare Ultra which is why that part didn’t return to it

[sturdy ore]

That’s a pocket dimension dw

[thin kindle]

Already not super into overly messy multi verse stuff but Clash is the only more typical alternate dimension we have and it's BAD

[silk frost]

Mirror world is still very confusing

[thin kindle]

It's current lore state is gross ewwww

[sturdy ore]

“Players are free to see that the flow of time leads to different results”

They are not slowing down on this shit

[silk frost]

[thin kindle]

Fear instilled in my heart

[midnight heart]

Mirror World doesn't follow the "parallel world" or "where your reflections are stored" trope, it's just a world with a bunch of mirrors. Where is it, though, we don't know. It could be in the sky, in a pocket dimension, in space..

[thin kindle]

At least give me more faith in clash first

[sturdy ore]

It’s called the dimensional mirror

[thin kindle]

ME gave me some theory content to work with that I really like but ermmmm Clash's own lore is kinda buns

[silk frost]

STOP WITH THE MULTIVERSE STUFF PLEASE, LEAVE IT AS IT IS

[limpid harbor]

i think the mirror dimension creates clones based off your worst aspects instead of just being haha evil versions 😈 😈

[torpid reef]

Ok but there is a kirby multiverse

[silk frost]

YES, AND IT'S FINE IN ITS CURRENT STATE

[sturdy ore]

Multiverse stuff has existed since RTDL now we’re just going full throttle now

[jolly stream]

No, because they’d just be scraps before then. Also, Kirby’d have no reason to fight Marx Soul if that were the case. But he would have a reason if somebody saw him coming and alerted Kirby of him, like Meta Knight, who couldn’t fight him cause he just finished a fight with Galacta Knight.

[scarlet sierra]

Kirby has had a multiverse for a long time

[torpid reef]

No i want muscular kirby dimension

[limpid harbor]

we just tapping more into it

[midnight heart]

I think that's just the mirror itself - it was a wish granting object meant to create things before getting corrupted - and the dimension that creates clones is actually "Another Dimension," labelling them as "Parallel".. i do not know what's up with that

[limpid harbor]

AD and the mirror have some connection so maybe

[sturdy ore]

As if Kirby wouldn’t notice y’know Marx somehow reviving

[midnight heart]

I would call Dream Kingdom another universe tbh, there's so many alternate versions of the characters we know

[limpid harbor]

that idea sounds pretty cool

[wicked wolf]

It's a Parallel World yeah

or specifically just Parallel

[jolly stream]

Popstar is a long way from where Marx revived, I don’t think he’d have seen it from there, lmao.

[sturdy ore]

As if his first instinct wasn’t to get revenge and therefore approach Popstar

[midnight heart]

i havent been paying much attention to the Marx Soul convo

..isn't there a Marx Soul mask in Magoland?

[thin kindle]

We are doomed Terra

[jolly stream]

Yeah, but if Kirby noticed him on his own, he’d already be on Popstar, and the Marx Soul fight doesn’t take place on Popstar.

Kirby’s not omniscient, far from it honestly.

[sturdy ore]

Yeah because Magolor traveled all across time an space searching for fun and apparently that means screeching zombie jester

[sturdy ore]

Have you considered the battle was taken far away

[jolly stream]

But why would they?

[sturdy ore]

So nobody y’know gets hurt

[jolly stream]

I don't think Marx would care about that, lol.

[sturdy ore]

Kirby would

Marx chases Kirby

[exotic geode]

Kirby: Let's go fight somewhere empty.
Marx: Ok

[thin kindle]

Oops sorry it's actually Halcandra cause I said so

[limpid harbor]

kirby pulls a goku

[jolly stream]

Yeah, I don't think Marx would just do that.

I think it makes more sense for Meta Knight to have alerted Kirby, and Kirby meets him halfway.

[sturdy ore]

More like Kirby flies away then Marx goes after him

[midnight heart]

why did you ping on for this though

I'm not normally the type to care but are those implications I spy

where does that Marx Soul cutscene actually play anyways

[jolly stream]

True Arena.

[novel solar]

^

[midnight heart]

hmm.. my immediate thought is that Marx Soul actually happens before Knightmare Ultra

[novel solar]

There isn't an EX mode in Ultra so that's where it was relegated unlike Return

[sturdy ore]

Also Marx kinda y’know died as in fell apart screeched in agony then exploded 20 times

And then came back fine in Star Allies. I know death is arbitrary in Kirby but that’s a lot for someone who’s actually perfectly fine

[midnight heart]

makes the most immediate sense to me, being that when Nova gets summoned again, it can't take back the parts Marx absorbed, and remains somewhat damaged (and also smaller apparently!)

[exotic geode]

so... Marx is a Drama Queen?

[midnight heart]

its kinda funny how Magolor is almost on the same level? Burned alive before becoming Crowned Magolor/Magolor Soul, eye in mouth, all melty, fading and bubbling and popping back into mist, and then suddenly just.. normal Magolor in the same old blue outfit

[sturdy ore]

Well yeah normal Magolor came out

[midnight heart]

in epilogue it turns white and damaged, but even in the epilogue cutscene it's still normal and blue before he gets sucked into the portal, which is weird