bl1-2-tps-media

[sick breach]

It is, yes

Idk, you'll get it later on

[worn needle]

I won’t

[sick breach]

Trust

[rough galleon]

yeah, Grunch vibes LOL

[worn needle]

Jesus the smell

[rough galleon]

a weirdo.

[sick breach]

The fuck is a grunch

[rough galleon]

you

[sick breach]

You mean like, grinch?

[glass vessel]

Low key was a bannable comment

[runic jackal]

was about to say knock off grinch

[real oracle]

good news i was wrong

[rough galleon]

ayo?

[worn needle]

Mind if you add me as a friend

[rough galleon]

so is the Warrior not resistant to nades?

[sick breach]

A very low key

[worn needle]

Need some borderlands/actual friends

[sick breach]

Lowest of all keys, even

[glass vessel]

Should we see?

[real oracle]

i do, i have had requests on this server turned off for years, for a very good reaon

[worn needle]

Hehehehe good to know.

[glass vessel]

Or yuh wanna be chiller ?

[sick breach]

You must've not heard about borderlands

[real oracle]

no, just explosive

[worn needle]

My 13 grenades will have fun

[sick breach]

They actually swear in that game

[rough galleon]

I see, interesting

[worn needle]

I have all the fast balls and multiple legendary grenades

[glass vessel]

Okay? And doesn’t mean we wanna hear that shit from you

[sick breach]

Cuz am black?

[rough galleon]

lol eeks dee

[glass vessel]

[worn needle]

[sick breach]

[worn needle]

Yeah anyway is he resistant to electric per chance

[sick breach]

Holy shit, I just balanced a coin perfectly

[rough galleon]

shouldnt be

[worn needle]

Hehe

[sick breach]

For 10 seconds, no fucking way

[worn needle]

I have an idea

[rough galleon]

just fire and explosive from the looks of it

[runic jackal]

that shits easy

[worn needle]

Grenade only kill here I come

[sick breach]

Balance 2 coins on top of each other for 30 min

[rough galleon]

good luck

[glass vessel]

L only using grenades rhe entire playthrough

[worn needle]

No need for luck

[runic jackal]

i’m broke

[glass vessel]

Got em

[worn needle]

You got cameras on me?

How did you know

[rough galleon]

no no, grenade Warrior can be interesting

[worn needle]

He has cameras in my room

[sick breach]

Ask Krieg

Since Krieg is the Borderlands Jesus

Holy shit

[glass vessel]

Nah that’s Lilith

[sick breach]

I just got smth

THe reason why I randomly found an arab Krieg mod

[worn needle]

I must prepare for the grenade only kill

[sick breach]

Was because of that fucking skill

[runic jackal]

what skill

[sick breach]

The realization

[real oracle]

huh wonder what happens if i make warrior not immune to lava

[sick breach]

It hit me like a truck

[rough galleon]

Please post a video if you do

[sick breach]

Light the Fuse

[rough galleon]

I want to see funny rise to fall Warrior kill

[glass vessel]

Please do it

[runic jackal]

the one with the dynamite attached to the thingy?

[worn needle]

I will record it 💪

[real oracle]

what do you think im doin

[sick breach]

Yep

[runic jackal]

or the other one

[sick breach]

BL2 got some dark ass mods

[runic jackal]

bruh

[sick breach]

Real

[glass vessel]

Wait why did that make you get an mode?

[runic jackal]

gives me another reason to finish hellborn then go to bloodlust

[sick breach]

What

[glass vessel]

What mod did it make you get?

[runic jackal]

i still have to level up since i can’t even beat BNK-3R

idk how

[glass vessel]

Shoot

[sick breach]

Nothing, I was js surfing on the web when I randomly found a krieg arab mod

[runic jackal]

my guns suck

[sick breach]

I brushed it off as a random ass mod

[rough galleon]

with corrosion

[runic jackal]

i’m used to my brother carrying me with zer0 but his save got corrupted

[sick breach]

WHen I realized that Krieg has an ability where he throws dynamite at ppl and blow himslef up, that mod was fr fucked up

[runic jackal]

i have a corrosion dmg

smg*

[rough galleon]

Krieg should be fine against the BNK-3R ngl

[glass vessel]

Ya weird

[sick breach]

I'm actually really sad about the fact that we never got a character like Krieg

[rough galleon]

but worse comes to worse, use cover which is the solution to most problems in BL2

[sick breach]

Not again in the history of the entire series

[runic jackal]

i’m just doing dlc’s at this point, i did torgues, the snow one for the head “IM MELTINGGG” gonna go back for the body skin

[glass vessel]

Good to have characters be unique

[rough galleon]

I mean, Amara is just the better Maya zzz

[runic jackal]

working on tina and hammerlock for the tanned krieg skin tbh

[sick breach]

Because Roland and Axton are NOT effectively the same character

[rough galleon]

they arent?

[glass vessel]

Sorta are

Not exactly

[sick breach]

They nearly are

Only Axton is a bit worse

[rough galleon]

playstyle wise not really
the only similar thing is their base action skill without upgrades

[glass vessel]

But that makes sense to me new generation solider builds off old generations

[sick breach]

Kevin heart as Roland is still diabolical to me

[glass vessel]

Too late

[runic jackal]

real

[real oracle]

ok so removing warriors lava immunity does nothing

[sick breach]

And someone's grandma as Tannis is even worse

[rough galleon]

booo

[glass vessel]

Dang it

Wanted it to nuke itself

[rough galleon]

the faster moonshot kill

the dream

[runic jackal]

i love nukes, they created the fallout franchise

[sick breach]

Guys, what is "Borderlands spicy mod 3D xoxoxo?"

It's a BL2 mod

[glass vessel]

Axton pics

[sick breach]

Or skin

WHo knows

[rough galleon]

thats a little too spicy actually

[runic jackal]

i honestly think automatic pistols are good

[real oracle]

at least i can still

[runic jackal]

spicy food

[sick breach]

Yo this guy looks like he could rival Marcus

[real oracle]

aaron?

[rough galleon]

DID YOU JUST GET CRUSHED FROM WARRIOR'S HEAD?

[real oracle]

yeah aaron's a cool modder i know that guy

[sick breach]

Real

[real oracle]

i think that's the hammer

havent played his mods before but ive talked to aaron a bit

[sick breach]

Dang

Tbh, I'm pissed off at the fact that Krieg doesn't have a normal psycho mask

[glass vessel]

[runic jackal]

doesn’t fl4k have one

the disguise mask

[real oracle]

you didnt know this?

[sick breach]

ALl of the BL3 VHs have one

[runic jackal]

oh

[rough galleon]

no actually, Ive never died that way LOL

[sick breach]

But Krieg doesn't

[glass vessel]

He’s not a normal psycho though

[runic jackal]

he built different

[glass vessel]

He’s a lover

[sick breach]

He's a psycho but he fell in love with the right person

[sick breach]

Not like we haven't see other psychos in love before

[real oracle]

what the fuck my warrior has like no hp

[sick breach]

There was this lesbian psycho in Handsome Jack's jackpot DLC

[glass vessel]

Staple face

[sick breach]

Who?

[rough galleon]

Face McShooty

[glass vessel]

Nvm

[glass vessel]

Real

[rough galleon]

You can not say his words are not filled with pure passion

[sick breach]

Aw fuck naw, New Tales of the BL!?!?

[glass vessel]

Yes

[sick breach]

Yeah this game does not exist

[glass vessel]

Do you have an “objective opinion” on it?

[rough galleon]

they sure do

[glass vessel]

[sick breach]

I'm not gonna play it

[rough galleon]

orly?

[glass vessel]

That’s fine

[sick breach]

Did you just mis-gender me?

[glass vessel]

Anywayyyyssss

[rough galleon]

?

I said they

[glass vessel]

I love Fl4k my enby bb

[rough galleon]

ok, surprisingly I dont check everyone's profile

sorry miss

[sick breach]

I got by She/her/sir

Thank you very much

[glass vessel]

She is the LORD OF TROLLS

[rough galleon]

unfort

[sick breach]

Who even uses FL4K?

[rough galleon]

a lot of people

[glass vessel]

Me

[sick breach]

Zane's much better

[glass vessel]

That’s fine

[rough galleon]

it used to be the worse VH until Seeing Red

[glass vessel]

Are you capable of being relative?

[sick breach]

No it's not, he is OBJECTIVELY better

[rough galleon]

guess not

[glass vessel]

Anwyayyyssss

[sick breach]

Real talk, I loves Zane cuz I could just summon his drone and clone then go afk for a couple seconds

[rough galleon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925077142897852434/938280858488537108/Ratio.gif

[sick breach]

BL2 is the best BL games ngl

[real oracle]

why the fuck are shock railgun tracers the same color as corrosive ones

[sick breach]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-dance-meme-memes-ironic-mcu-gif-21560150

[sick breach]

To mislead you

[rough galleon]

colors are hard to code 🙂

[sick breach]

No they're not, they js wanted to Mislead 'em

[real oracle]

they dont even have the same particles they just have the same color

[rough galleon]

loool

[sick breach]

THey are trying to mislead you, cuz they like dat

[glass vessel]

There’s more than one bl2?

[rough galleon]

nah, only BL2 exists

[sick breach]

Fym there's more than 1 Borderlands 2

Is there BL22?!?

[rough galleon]

the rest is just delulus

[sick breach]

Borderlands 2 the second??

[glass vessel]

?reading

[serene escarp]

If you’re a Borderlands player then odds are you don’t know how to read this.

[sick breach]

But yeah, I also loved Brick from the first game

[rough galleon]

can you read this for me? It has too much letters

[glass vessel]

He’s the prettiest siren

[real oracle]

who tf is this

[rough galleon]

its Rocko

[real oracle]

oh from that quest lmao

[glass vessel]

Oh that’s that the code for the manipulation system counter part you see the second line there it …. (I’m stupid)

[real oracle]

forgot about it

[rough galleon]

I just read the DisplayName="Rocko" and was like, hmm, I know there's a NPC called that LOL

[real oracle]

wow target dummy has as much hp as dexi

nevermind

he has 100,005x more hp i didnt see that

[rough galleon]

so you're saying if I can kill the target dummy, I can kill dexi vehicleless?

[real oracle]

no i misread it

[rough galleon]

[real oracle]

this looks so goofy i might make an ar like this

[rough galleon]

-kah

[real oracle]

not like i havent made any guns like this before

[rough galleon]

bruh lol

[real oracle]

cursed sprint

[rough galleon]

Wilhelm is that you?

[real oracle]

it still ends sprinting to shoot lmao

[rough galleon]

sadge

[wheat harbor]

make it so by default youre sprinting and you press sprint to walk

well
youd never wanna set the is sprinting stat to 1 cause that fucks up stuff where you lower the gun

but just make it zoomy by default
and the sprint definition lowers your speed

[real oracle]

ima make sprinting crash the game

[wheat harbor]

you hear that bones!

[real oracle]

also I TURNED THESE THE FUCK DOWN

what did bones do

[wheat harbor]

removed sprinting

thats like
one of the big things in snowbound

youre just fast

[real oracle]

smh

cant believe he stole speed from me

im suing bones rn

@fallen marlin

ey tupid

[wind token]

they is... exactly the opposite of that

also, even if it was misgendering, what is the problem with that? just remind the person if they got something wrong and all gucci?

[tall surge]

Dont give em attention theyre just a troll

Earlier they were just flamebaiting in the bl3 channel lmao

[lunar hound]

What the gun is that gun

[cunning sable]

I think thats the Cyber Eagle

[opal ingot]

i thought you meant moze's rsilguns lmao

[opal ingot]

i'm so gentle

[uncut basalt]

I'm so gay

[fair sluice]

@south hamlet WHERE IS OUR SKAG REPORT

[south hamlet]

I don't think i'll be busy today so i think i can get back to posting

[fair sluice]

[wide fog]

what’s the skag report

[glass vessel]

Skag news story/soap opera

[fair sluice]

I bought the game as a key on G2A

[fiery grove]

yeah that seems to just be an issue either with your connection or with shift, the latter of which is unfortunately pretty common

[fair sluice]

playing on steam

[fair sluice]

is it possible this is also why I can't seem to be able to join my friend ?

[fiery grove]

yeah

[fair sluice]

got any tips how I can resolve that

it's not that I bought a bad version of the game right

[fiery grove]

no

[fiery grove]

the usual, check that your internet is fine, restart game, etc

not much other than that unfortunately

[fair sluice]

yeah well it's been doing that since I started playing the game tbh

yeah I understand thanks anyway

[fair sluice]

I found the issue

so I'm running linux on my pc ok

and the game is native on linux so I thought it would work but no

so I used proton experimental now everything is working when I launch the game it tells me to accept condition and create shift account

just I lost my save...

got any idea if I can get it back ?

am I force to use this small menu all the time i start the game btw

[wheat harbor]

add -nolauncher to your launch options

[fair sluice]

thanks !!!!!!

lol

well I'm just gonna start a new save with zero

[tawdry shell]

still the same custom map, the map itself is called "shino's dlc" so it's just a small hub areas with a bunch of random custom maps tied to it

with the weirdly abstract level design and insanely difficult areas filled with enemy spam this has been the most memorable map so far tbh

each map included in this one reminds me of like

the stuff i'd make in halo reach forge world

[cunning sable]

I thought i was looking at Titanic Plains for a second

[tawdry shell]

lmao

i wonder if you could port the ror2 maps somehow

doubt it cause i'd imagine UE3 would be buggy or something

but it would be funny

[glass vessel]

Small head giant shoulders ass bish

@tidal basin

[tidal basin]

That's my dad

I've been looking for him for over 20 years

[glass vessel]

WOOOWWWW

[south hamlet]

What about YO MAMA

[tawdry shell]

well it's accurate at least

[glass vessel]

Yoooooo sickkkkk

Dunkino’s great grandfather

[median void]

The fencing is soo crisp in your shot for real

[tawdry shell]

using stronger sharpening on reshade

goofy ass

this is so weird

[glass vessel]

Underground Opportunity?

[tawdry shell]

opportunity assets, but this area is custom

[glass vessel]

Makes sense

So these custom maps also have missions?

[tawdry shell]

depends on the map but some do yeah

depends on how the user built the map ig

this map doesn’t have any but it’d probably one of the coolest ones i’ve seen so far

teleports you to various locations throughout the base game and you fight digistructed enemies in small portions of said map

the border + map when you first enter

also the loot room

very strange seeing bl1 items in these

[coral locust]

There were already 2 steps ahead at the time lol

[wheat harbor]

what is that pistol?

[tawdry shell]

random one i got from a custom map

one of the maps had uh, very high drop rates

so i've just been messing with random gear at this point

also this underdome 2.0 map is sick

i can gamble

oh wait

send the wrong pistol

this was the pistol lol

[glass vessel]

“Killed the dragon and got the girl of your dreams”

[tawdry shell]

welp theres one last row of maps before i've explored all of them in the collection

underdome 2.0 had a lot of effort put into it

ill get pics of the other arenas in it tomorrow

[cunning sable]

Looks bad

[tawdry shell]

[humble junco]

this somehow looks like bl2 but made from cardboard cutouts

[tawdry shell]

maybe it’s the lighting?

[tight thunder]

Seeing BL2 assets in bl1 feels cursed

[south hamlet]

Daily Skag Report: episode 8

hey y'all, i just wanted you guys to know that the episodes of the Report are going to come back! also, i'm making a vid to make up for the days i didn't post, nothing special, but i'll try my best to make it good :3

In today's episode of the Daily Skag Report, we have Dr. Hound! Dr. Hound is a really admirable skag; he is a surgeon that helps hurted skags around the Three Horns Valley, as well as giving treatment to common diseases on skags like Turbo Cancer. unfortunately, Hound recently got caught by a lost bullet by one of Doc Mercy's Bandits, luckily it was a non-vital point and he is recovering very well.

@glass vessel @languid pier @fair sluice

[languid pier]

Ohh noooo! Get well soon Dr Hound!

[glass vessel]

Dr. Hound does even have a medical license!!!

[tight thunder]

Aw, look at the little guy

[tidal obsidian]

Things like that makes me believe that one day we can play TPS vault hunters in BL2 and BL2 vault hunters in TPS

[eager laurel]

it happens

that and fibber farming

[wintry furnace]

i got corrosive slag and no-element

such a brainless farm too

did around 500 runs in 2 hours

[eager laurel]

damn two of the useless ones

[wintry furnace]

fr

ive gotten 2 slag ones

waste of an element

[eager laurel]

sorry for your loss

[wintry furnace]

XD

[glass vessel]

Why is the Ghoul in bl1?

[south hamlet]

You mean Nova's dad?

[glass vessel]

misinformation

[wintry furnace]

fetty wap

[tawdry shell]

so real

[runic jackal]

guys what gun is this?

[real oracle]

some shotgun with a missing skin

you can just look at its name

[runic jackal]

old photo :/

[real oracle]

then this smh

[peak ether]

"Guys bl2 farming is fun I swear"

[wintry furnace]

who said it was fun

i jus do it because i need

[trim hinge]

?gib

[serene escarp]

just gib it lmao

[wintry furnace]

actually i dont

thats cheating lolz

run 1946

[trim hinge]

yeah?

[wintry furnace]

yup

[trim hinge]

yeah

[wintry furnace]

yup

ive only gotten 2 fire flying hawks

[finite idol]

Bro I was just looking at that poster like "what the heck"

[grave vigil]

You're still below odds lol

Oh nvm, slight over odds

[wintry furnace]

shucks

[grave vigil]

1/1890 for the specific roll you want

[wintry furnace]

dang

ive gotten no element, slag and corrosive of it

[wintry furnace]

is there like a chart for odds? I couldnt find the odds for it

[grave vigil]

it's just the sum of all the part chances multiplied

1/27*1/14*1/5

[wintry furnace]

yea but like how do yk the prefix odds

[grave vigil]

1/27 for specific prefix, 1/14 for specific element, 1/5 for a specific grip

there's a 20/27 weighting for no prefix

[wintry furnace]

ic ic

[grave vigil]

10/14 weighting for no element as well

if you wanted dahl stock then odds would be 1/9450

[wintry furnace]

damn

[grave vigil]

if you're insane and want a specific sight then you could add another 1/15 and get 1/141750 LOL

wait wait I was wrong about 27, it's 6 prefixes for smgs. 1/1820 for what you want

[wintry furnace]

i see isee

i jus got dahl stock matching grip no element flying

idk how rare that is since no element

[cunning sable]

No elemebt is the most common

All elements are tied together for the same.percentage
So if you get an element it rolls for one of those

Amd chanses are you got slag

[wintry furnace]

ik no element is the most common, obviously

perfect non element tho

[peak ether]

achieves the exact same thing w/o wasting away god knows how long

[real oracle]

honestly why even debate about it

[peak ether]

Elaborate

[real oracle]

simple as let people not play the game

and stare at save quit simulator smh

[wintry furnace]

the whole point im farming it is cause its rare lmao

i dont even need it

gibbing shit in is alot more boring then me actually getting that stuff

[peak ether]

[wintry furnace]

ts is like playing minecraft, going in creative to give yourself whoever knows what, and goes back in survival

not apart of the grind

[peak ether]

The difference is high tier armor in minecraft takes at least some work

[wintry furnace]

ig you never played mc then lmao

[peak ether]

not much but some

[wintry furnace]

netherite is easy as shit to get

[peak ether]

I play legacy

[wintry furnace]

xd

i dont cheat in my games is what im getting at

alot more boring than jus getting it legit

[peak ether]

I'd much rather just save edit the items so I can actually do the fun stuff

[wintry furnace]

wait can you read?

[peak ether]

instead of staring blankly at a screen

[wintry furnace]

I used the word I there

[peak ether]

Or better yet not play Bl2

[trim hinge]

true

[wintry furnace]

literally the only good game of the franchise

[trim hinge]

play an actual good game

[wintry furnace]

bl3 is ass

[trim hinge]

oh no ur a bl2 freak

[peak ether]

debatable

[trim hinge]

thats a shame

[wintry furnace]

jus look into the story for a quick second

[cunning sable]

What story?

[wintry furnace]

fr

[trim hinge]

its mid next question

[cunning sable]

Theres almost nothing

[grave vigil]

none of them are good actually

[cunning sable]

Tps

[peak ether]

you mean the most whatever story possible

[trim hinge]

ye

[grave vigil]

and bl3 is the best out of the mid

[trim hinge]

i agree

[wintry furnace]

think you mispelled worst

[peak ether]

I do not care about story in Bl it's whatever

[cunning sable]

All bls story is just there
I dont care

[peak ether]

in fact I hate how much I have to wait through it

[rough galleon]

BL2 story is just Jack, thats basically it

people stayed for Jack

[trim hinge]

jack is the joker for autistic gamers

[wintry furnace]

yk jack is the most well written villian out of all the bl games

[rough galleon]

I wouldnt go that far but he's pretty good

[peak ether]

Who cares?

[grave vigil]

you like what you like and fighting for any given one is silly i think, that's why ive dropped all rhetoric i had about 2 vs. 3 and just don't care

[trim hinge]

the most well performed cuz most of his great lines were all freestyled by dameon clarke

[cunning sable]

Again hes just there

[peak ether]

we just said story is not important

[trim hinge]

im right

[wintry furnace]

yk whats crazy? this is all opinion

[grave vigil]

that isn't a very high bar to top i don't think

[cunning sable]

Its not

In this game?
Its gameplay

[trim hinge]

true

and shadowtrap is better

[wintry furnace]

i want you to look up the def of opinion rq

[trim hinge]

but yall aint ready to hear that

[grave vigil]

i never actually played claptastic voyage

[trim hinge]

WHAT

[peak ether]

Fix that

[trim hinge]

mods, nuke his house

claptastic voyage is the greatest piece of bl content ever made

[grave vigil]

i wish i did the tps content but it just never happened

I could actually just go finish my claptrap and play it

[peak ether]

Tps made me hate 2

[real oracle]

god not this again

[rough galleon]

surprising 2 didnt do that alone ngl

[peak ether]

And I'm only half joking

[rough galleon]

but TPS is fun, playing it rn 😄

but Eos...is rough

[real oracle]

literally just flakker smh

[peak ether]

I like the EOS fight

[cunning sable]

Just be Claptrap and use one last thing with Flakker

[real oracle]

his hitbox is like the whole sky

[rough galleon]

I like the Eos fight in concept, Im just bad and didnt have a Flakker

[cunning sable]

Hes also got a giant crit anyway so

[rough galleon]

yee, I hid away and just sniped for the entire fight...sometimes with a shotgun when Im out of ammo :V

[real oracle]

my problem with eos is long ass cutscene immunity phase zzzzzzz

bl2 and tps really had a problem with bosses just

...not existing half the time

[leaden stag]

sneak

[eager laurel]

just phaseskip then

[tawdry shell]

this hurts my eyes

[cunning sable]

danm they made Cube into a BL1 map

[flint swallow]

I understood that reference

[tawdry shell]

pretty :)

[cunning sable]

ugly :(

[tawdry shell]

[real oracle]

your revolver body sucks ass

[tawdry shell]

womp womp

[real oracle]

skill issue

[tawdry shell]

genuinely losing it

[real oracle]

skill issue

[tawdry shell]

even when i get a jump off on the rock at the end the ceiling is too low

this is hell

[real oracle]

shouldnt have fell through

[tawdry shell]

die

like genuinely

[opal ingot]

skill issue

[real oracle]

cant wait for knight to do gtd

[tawdry shell]

the what now

guardian takedown?

[opal ingot]

yes

[real oracle]

how did you just phase through the plat

[tawdry shell]

it's not solid

none of those last 3 rocks are

so unless there's another spot on the other side of the wall i can latch too like a fucking mountain goat i can't complete this map

[opal ingot]

have you tried getting good

[real oracle]

just like

[real oracle]

plumage across the gap like this idiot did

[opal ingot]

TRUE

[glass vessel]

[tawdry shell]

fent cave

[tawdry shell]

what the fuck

[leaden stag]

cabron

[tawdry shell]

what happened here

[tawdry shell]

what a strange map

no way

who up crashing they castle

[tawdry shell]

such a cool thing to see in the first game

[tawdry shell]

final custom map

end of my bl1 run for now

[obtuse crown]

how did i get these back to back from uranus

potential one was first

but like, what are the chances

[opal ingot]

3

[glass vessel]

What the hell is even happening here?

[south hamlet]

dang uranus truly is what they said

[lofty cairn]

Gotta love that world drop babyyy

[tawdry shell]

drove my car off the map

[glass vessel]

Silly goose

[glass vessel]

@tidal basin

[tidal basin]

I didn't even know that existed

😭

I love the amount of details in the borderlands games

[glass vessel]

Same brother same

[heady marten]

If you go to the bank area in concordia, there is a little service bell at the front desk window to the left of the giant safe that reads "ring for service"

You can press it to make it go "ding!"

There is also a puppet in a space suit sitting in a chair stool at the up over bar next to the left end of the line of moxxtails, and if you approach it, you can have the option to spin it. Spinning it enough times makes it drop wads of cash and even moon stones. This doesn't happen 100% of the time, but it can be done again and again each time you enter concordia

[ionic remnant]

mhm yes i see

[rough galleon]

congratz

[ionic remnant]

that’s not the best part

i’ve gotten two

it hasn’t even been 4 minutes either

first ever pearls

2 pearls
2 purples
~35 blues
~50 greens

[rough galleon]

nice

[tawdry shell]

oh yeah forgot i had this screenshot

that entire section of the map had NOTHING but drones

[glass vessel]

Really cool
Looking

[tawdry shell]

the map itself is just called "EL DORADO"

one of the largest maps in terms of scale

really fun to explore

[grizzled kelp]

This is a jump I need to make in bl2 (brick screwed me over and didn't hit the pole) anyone know if this is possible?

[rough galleon]

yeah seems possible
needs badaboom with nade+

worse comes to worse, you'll need to get a grog to drunk rocket or get a Salv buddy/glitches

[grizzled kelp]

I tried climbing the pieces around it to jump up but I don't think there's any way up there

They really screwed me on this one 😭

[rough galleon]

Imma see if this is possible actually
give me a bit

[rough galleon]

this is Dahl Abandon right?

[grizzled kelp]

It's The Burrow

[rough galleon]

o7

[grizzled kelp]

towards the end

[wheat harbor]

where is brick?

[rough galleon]

glitched

ah, it needs drunk badaboom nade jump

[grizzled kelp]

Yeah I saved and quit right after completing the previous mission and the bar just never dropped

[rough galleon]

badaboom nade isnt enough

[grizzled kelp]

Do you think just a drunk x3 projectile launcher plus nade would be enough?

[rough galleon]

no

[grizzled kelp]

oh no duh because that would just be same as badaboom

Like I can get up here but there's an invisible wall that blocks me from getting to that piece of wall

[rough galleon]

This is the furthest Ive gotten with double drunk stacking, Badaboom and nade

I dont think its possible without Gunserker/Salv, glitches or insane speed to ride the rocket jump sadly

[tawdry shell]

is this UVHM or TVHM?

[grizzled kelp]

tvhm

[tawdry shell]

well you always got another playthrough to play the dlc still lol

[rough galleon]

then you might have to forgo the TVHM FFS dlc

[grizzled kelp]

I know it's stupid that i'm almost 50 and trying to do a farm on tvhm but I don't have the loot to beat the game run yet

I've just been farming bosses for xp so I'm not overwhelmed lmao

[tawdry shell]

FFS doesn’t really have anything in particular for zero i don’t think

[grizzled kelp]

The last thing I wanna try is loading into helios fallen in nm then trying to switch playthroughs and go to tvhm

[rough galleon]

Hot Mama

[grizzled kelp]

maybe for some reason it says I should be in there

Yeah honestly I'm not too worried about being like a god I just want decent loot to run through the story with

I won't even do OP levels when I'm maxed bc I don't care that much lmao

THAT WORKED

[rough galleon]

hmm?

Brick is back?

[grizzled kelp]

for some reason once you beat that mission you're able to tp to helios fallen on a previous run, switch modes to the locked run, and you'll spawn in helios fallen

No I'm pretty sure the pole is still there I'm about to check

[rough galleon]

that's...not how it works?

[grizzled kelp]

I didn't think it was either but that's how I ended up in there

Yeah the pole is still up

[rough galleon]

unless you did FFS in NVHM, then ya, you'll have the map available, otherwise you should be sent back to the Backburns or whatever the start of the dlc is

[tawdry shell]

haven't used it enough tbf

i ignore majority of the FFS gear just cause i don't find it interesting

outside of like maybe the electric chair cause it looks cool

[grizzled kelp]

Yeah I ran through the dlc on normal mode, so I switched to it, tp'd to helios fallen, then saved and quit, entered tvhm, and I was in helios fallen still

[rough galleon]

I havent touched Hot Mama so Im kinda memeing

both Anti-Infection and Electric Chair is fun tho

[grizzled kelp]

There's a chance it could have been on my fast travel network the whole time but I thought I hadn't seen it before

but yeah I never activated the fast travel station for the map but I spawned in on it

[rough galleon]

I see

[grizzled kelp]

That shouldn't be possible though right? Spawning or traveling to a fast travel that hasn't been activated yet?

[rough galleon]

traveling, no
spawning yes

for example, you can spawn at a deactivated Three Horns Valley Fast Travel but cant fast travel there

[grizzled kelp]

See that's odd because I fast traveled to three horns valley at the beginning of tvhm when I hadn't activated it

I don't have proof lmao but I'll see if I can get it to do the same thing in uvhm

I had wanted to go in and farm for an infinity but it was actually on my fast travel map

I didn't even turn the power on to the area yet

[peak ether]

tvhm and uvhm don't wipe your unlocked fast travel points

they just hide them until that map is open

so if you did the quest to turn the Three Horns Divide fast travel on in normal mode you'll be able to fast travel to it in tvhm and uvhm w/o doing the quest

[tawdry shell]

(FLASH WARNING) i love using speed up so much

[cunning sable]

Machine gun barrels

[grizzled kelp]

That makes wayyyy more sense, also explains why I was able to get into this area, thanks for clearing that up

[south hamlet]

it needs more alcohol

[tawdry shell]

bruh

neat com

all the legendary coms are allegiance ones

[glass vessel]

So now you playing Axton with a Roland mod?

[tawdry shell]

it's built off axton, but this is pretty much straight up roland

got his turret as well

[glass vessel]

Oh damn ur not kidding

[leaden stag]

bro cannot stop playing bl1

[glass vessel]

Even when they play bl2

[tawdry shell]

im playing it on blassic as well

so everything is meant to be more like 1

scaling, the weapon styles, etc

[glass vessel]

Wait so this is still bL1 campaign? I’m confused

[tawdry shell]

no this is bl2

it's just bl2 if they had stuck to how bl1 worked basically

[glass vessel]

That’s what I thought

[tawdry shell]

combined with the roland mod on top of it

[glass vessel]

Ahhhh okay

[real oracle]

smh mat3 on the shotgun but only good enough parts for green smhsmhsmh

[glass vessel]

Very cool

I’m replaying bL1 right now with Mordy

[tawdry shell]

i couldn't find a good shotgun for the com so i used the nearest one :(

[glass vessel]

I forgot how much more the blood sprayed

[tawdry shell]

shame this boosts grit, iirc isn't bullet resistance not that useful in bl2?

[real oracle]

depends on the math behind it

is it scale or a flat number (preadd or postadd)

[tawdry shell]

no idea

assuming it follows whatever it was in 1

looks like preadd?

[real oracle]

whats the code say

unless this is like an sdk mod that isnt easy to read

knight gets muted for posting code episode 1 to be continued

shoulda screenshotted fool

@wheat harbor

[tawdry shell]

amazing capacity

[silver heath]

That’s crazy

[silver heath]

@sturdy needle error when booting up bl2

[glass vessel]

Got a new gaming computer…………….

[leaden stag]

bl1 players setup

[glass vessel]

LMAOOO

[tidal obsidian]

My actual gaming setup

[glass vessel]

Damn dude ur a goat

[tidal obsidian]

🥹👍

[tawdry shell]

found a cool site for bl1

https://mapgenie.io/borderlands/maps/world

seems fairly accurate

[hollow kettle]

I was trying to farm savage lee, but he has a 22% chance of dropping

Or am I just bad at the game?

[rough galleon]

Wait you feel stuck at lvl 11...?

[tawdry shell]

for the love of god max out skills before moving on to others

[hollow kettle]

Well no, I'm at level 12 rn

[hollow kettle]

Alright

[rough galleon]

Are you stuck on a boss or something?
You dont "need" a harold

[hollow kettle]

I need something good tho

This revolver has been with me since I started

[tawdry shell]

*10%

[rough galleon]

Tbf, I spread out points to get benefits for COMs but yeah thats a general rule of thumb

[hollow kettle]

Well damn

Guess I gotta do the mission

Thanks

[tawdry shell]

what mission

[rough galleon]

Theres no mission for Savage Lee

[hollow kettle]

Hunting the firehawk

[rough galleon]

Yes thats the main story

[tawdry shell]

you can get the lascuax there

always a nice pickup for normal mode

[hollow kettle]

Thank you 👍

[rough galleon]

But your current gear at this early level is fine

Personally I dont like using Hyperion Snipers, esp the Edge with its insane zoom but if it works for you, use it

[tawdry shell]

me too buddy

[rough galleon]

Big mood

[tawdry shell]

this flakker is hard carrying rn

blassic made it way easier to use

all the explosions basically go in a straight line

so you can just fire at an enemy and run off as it kills them behind you

[rough galleon]

So Pyromania but better?

Sounds pretty cracked xd

[tawdry shell]

good heavens

[hoary flint]

What in all yhe

What is thattt

[tawdry shell]

masher

part of the blassic mod

[rough galleon]

Funny slag maggie

[hoary flint]

Throw it in the toilet bowl in that one area I forgot the name of

Bloodshot stronghold I think?

[rough galleon]

The sinkhole?
Yeah thats the map

[hoary flint]

Awesome sauce

[tawdry shell]

[hoary flint]

BRO

[cunning sable]

Huh
Looks like a weird purple

[fair sluice]

let's goooooooooooooooooooooo

[tawdry shell]

bad maw drops this?

[south hamlet]

yes

(i have no idea)

[rough galleon]

obviously

(I also dont know)

[mellow knot]

i can't play borderlands, in literal figure of speech

[cunning sable]

No

He shouldn't drop anything

[rough galleon]

1 whole eridium 😮

[tawdry shell]

either head has no dedicated source or ucp have it to him for some reason

[cunning sable]

Ive never seen a legendary head drop

Outside of Jack or i think Vermi?

[rough galleon]

Which is the better Roland?

[tawdry shell]

me

[rough galleon]

powerful

[cunning sable]

But do you have a sheild?

[tawdry shell]

Impaler

[cunning sable]

Ah like how Roland was impaled himseld

By a bullet

[tawdry shell]

[leaden stag]

kinda reaching

[tawdry shell]

reaching
reach

[cunning sable]

Halo Reach?

[tawdry shell]

yes

[tall surge]

shut up !

[tawdry shell]

[glass vessel]

LMHAHAHAHAHSGSGSYEVXYXUIZIIIQOkaoajdhwii& iieieirurur273773737373

[tawdry shell]

amazing roll

[cunning sable]

What is that hud

[tawdry shell]

oh my god why do people ask that every time

it's at 50 size

[cunning sable]

ITS MINISCULE

[tawdry shell]

it's still readable though

i wanted it out of the way yet still noticeable

[tawdry shell]

neat

[cunning sable]

WOA
A WHITE

Im guessi
Because i catn see

Hyperion, dahl, vladof?
In that order

[tawdry shell]

tediore, vladof, tediore

[cunning sable]

Its hard to see

[south hamlet]

Daily Skag Report: episode 9 and 10

In this episode, we go to the Arid Nexus Boneyard to meet 2 of the best chefs any skag has ever seen, Mr. Peppino and Mrs. Giovanna! They are both amazing cooks that are willing to make a phenomenal meal in any situation, some even travel to the Boneyard just to taste their food! Just make 100% sure you DO NOT break any spaghetti, nor put even a little dot of ketchup on their pizza near them.

@glass vessel @languid pier @fair sluice

[mystic adder]

Is this possible on lvl 69 only?

[tawdry shell]

i think to get it max level you have to get it from either craw or the gift shop?

[wheat harbor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179247061015728239/1272519137582649394/2024-08-12_21-36-15.mp4?ex=66bb454c&is=66b9f3cc&hm=3409299802e06d94a70cc0b79141583e036f2b990558c18883463bae70d12a2f&
hunter seeker go brrr

[harsh plover]

make it sniper etech lasers

[wheat harbor]

could
dunno if thatd be more fitting

i think the regular bullet trail works

[languid pier]

[glass vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/chef-crazy-cook-cook-cashew-chef-cashew-gif-662572340038406154

[rough galleon]

@worn needle

[worn needle]

Hmmmmm

Still can’t figure it out(ty lol)

[tall surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2JcAq_aKI

literally just tp to thousand cuts then walk to the left

[tawdry shell]

walks off cliff at spawn

[tight thunder]

Lets go

[cunning sable]

Tourge body, farm again

[tight thunder]

lmao

[edgy vortex]

i got a double maliwan 5th try..... in normal mode

[tawdry shell]

adaptive is the best choice there easily

[dim flicker]

alr thanks

[cunning sable]

Wtf is funny
For early game

[edgy vortex]

i dont think i have touched a wtf in years

[heady marten]

WTF is the shield equivalent of Captain Blades morning star grenade

If the user was immune to the shock boosters damage it would be pretty decent

[real oracle]

i should prob buff it

[real oracle]

i hope this works

[rough galleon]

pog

[silver heath]

How rare is it to get a legendary in the shop?

Bl2

[humble junco]

this is an amazing reaction image

[rough galleon]

BL2 is like the rarest from my experience

[rough galleon]

TPS is on par to BL1

[silver heath]

Yea I’ve never gotten one

[humble junco]

rather uncommon, but that's mainly due to shops in bl2 being awful most of the time

[rough galleon]

Ive gotten maybe 5-6 now in BL2 for my entire playtime?

I could say half or a third of my legendaries in BL1 and TPS were from vendors

[cunning sable]

Pearls in vendors when

[tawdry shell]

now

[cunning sable]

go make it

becaue i dont think its possible

have you ever seen a pearl
in vanilla
in bl2 in avendor?

[rough galleon]

I havent

I did get a pearl from a bullymong pile tho

[real oracle]

yeah you cant in vanilla

[cunning sable]

that seems like an oversight

[real oracle]

i think gbx willingly made vendors nerfed as shit in this game

all signs point to it

[cunning sable]

so you dont farm them?

unlike tps

[real oracle]

tho also vendors just never used the legendarpluspearl lootpool which

i get can be an oversight ig

very few things in this game use the regular legendary pool anymore

or only that pool

[edgy vortex]

farming for perfect rustlers orphan maker... 3 hours later got this

im getting blue balled

[tawdry shell]

[edgy vortex]

i cant bro

[glass vessel]

Yo how am I lvl 31 and this weapon is still kicking ass

[tawdry shell]

bl1 scaling

plus (while im not super familiar with 1's parts) that seems like a pretty strong roll

[real oracle]

isnt hlk kinda garbo 💀

[tawdry shell]

[real oracle]

pearl and..i believe that is barrel 4

is def whats making the gun purple, and i cant tell the mag

hlk brings the fire rate down to under 7 lmao

[tawdry shell]

if it is a straight up garbage role yet still works for that long it's just funny really

[real oracle]

well that's barrel 5 not 4

oh the fire rate is so low cuz it's a massacre

idk why i didnt see it wasnt a havoc

[glass vessel]

Y’all know parts so well damn

Idk what any of wtf your saying means LOL

[real oracle]

mag 5 tho

[glass vessel]

I’m like it’s shreds and has not scope (I don’t like scopes)

[real oracle]

no i'm looking at the wiki

[glass vessel]

Oooooo makes sense

[real oracle]

i only know a few of the names and the barrels

[glass vessel]

Yeah lemme look it up too idk why I didn’t think to do that

[real oracle]

ah yeah mag 5 for mg's gives the number 9

im sure ameko knows all the parts that influence the name, and then knows how the parts that dont at least look

[glass vessel]

I can’t even find the gun stats online I mean it’s not on loot lemon

And I couldn’t find the wiki, what were you looking up?

[wheat harbor]

fixing up the capacity took way too long lmao

[real oracle]

?parts

[serene escarp]

Bl1 Part Visual Charts

https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Gun_Component_Charts
BL2 & TPS Parts
https://bl2.parts/

[real oracle]

that or going to each individual page for weapon type parts

i kinda know the stats from using WT cuz it tells you but i still need to learn visuals

[wheat harbor]

must be double nuke
38 second cooldown is a lot

[wheat harbor]

yup, double nuke

+25% radius and damage, +0.4 fuse and +50% cooldown per nuke part

ok i lowered to +50% cooldown

[glass vessel]

Thanks!

[edgy vortex]

@tawdry shell

a second time

the sexual tension between me and a twelve gauge shotgun is through the roof atp

[tawdry shell]

that’s uhh

good for you?

[edgy vortex]

bro matching grip hyperion stock twice now

but no rustlers

[tawdry shell]

L

[tawdry shell]

damn thats nice

definitely need to invest into rolands ammo regen skills for i though lol

[heady marten]

It doesn't take much for Roland to keep you from ever worrying about ammo

[tawdry shell]

yeah i’ll probably end up just getting supply drop

it’s got some nice extra bonuses tied to it in this mod, i think it was something like players near the turret get extra swap and reload speed, while still having the ammo crates fly out

[wheat harbor]

what mod?

for the gear i mean

[wind token]

play krieg

[glass vessel]

This is Bl1 dude LOL

[cunning sable]

Play kreig anyway

[ocean kite]

You're playing Roland in BL2? Did I miss something?

[glass vessel]

Mods

[ocean kite]

But then what game did you mod lol

[glass vessel]

Bl2

[tall surge]

Surely it would be easier to mod the entirety of bl2 into bl1

[wind token]

just play krieg anyways

[glass vessel]

I have I will I also won’t

[tawdry shell]

blassic

[tawdry shell]

i mean we have sanctuary already

[tall surge]

Is there?

Thas cool

[cunning sable]

It was mentioned but not seen?

[tawdry shell]

https://youtu.be/B0RJIe_Rkng?si=V-yDZpt5P044mTP9

granted it’s changed a little but that’s to fit the theme, but all of sanctuary is there

i even clipped back into marcus’s shop despite being closed off, no target dummy tho

i like to imagine there is someone slowly porting all of bl2 to bl1 but it’s taking them so long they are remaining completely silent about it till it drops

[cunning sable]

What if they portrd bl3 to bl1

[tawdry shell]

portrd

[opal ingot]

portrd

[glass vessel]

Blud died doing what they loved

[tawdry shell]

what map?

i wanna say lucky’s but i don’t remember a bandit being dead in his shop

[glass vessel]

Old Haven rhat little bar/shop in the far right end kinda near the “dump fire” you put out

[tawdry shell]

ah

[glass vessel]

This was also there

[hoary flint]

ERM NSFW BAN HIM ERMMM

[glass vessel]

It’s in the game LOL

[hoary flint]

Erm... Ermm... ERMM I HAVE NO NERDY REBUTTAL ERM ERM ERRRMMMMM Explodes

[glass vessel]

LMFAOOOOO

is your user name referring to that one boss in wonderlands?

[hoary flint]

Yes

I bully him now

Cause he bullied tf outta me when I was playing

[glass vessel]

[gusty prawn]

That'd take very long haha

[tawdry shell]

oh yeah also reminds me, some other maps i ran into weren't ports of any bl2 maps, but did use 2's map assets

so it was even weirder to see cause like

bl1, in a unrecognizble map, with stuff from 2

lobotomy

[cunning canopy]

God fucking dammit

First legendary of the playthrough and it's a god damn invader

[opal ingot]

good

now use it

[cunning canopy]

But no burst cuz sal 😔

[cunning sable]

Just a normal hyperion at that rate

What is that, Maliwan grip and Crit?

[tawdry shell]

neat

[opal ingot]

mad madhouse

mad^2 house

[tawdry shell]

truly

can't wait to farm dexi later on for the chopper hybrid of this thing

[cunning sable]

Mopper

Chadhouse

[dim flicker]

Should i switch shields? it has better overall stats but lower elemental resistance

[south hamlet]

what level is your current shield?

[dim flicker]

levels matter for shields?

[tawdry shell]

don't see why not

[opal ingot]

well yeah why wouldn't they

[dim flicker]

18

[tawdry shell]

the shield is better in almost every stat so

[south hamlet]

switch

[dim flicker]

oke

[south hamlet]

your shield is reaaaly underleveled

[tight thunder]

I'd say the more interesting pair is converting BL3 to 2

Imagining that game's mechanics and looks being in 2 leaves me curious

[rough galleon]

theres mod for that already

[real oracle]

if you fucking dare say it

[rough galleon]

if not, Funko been making bl3 in bl2 too

[real oracle]

(kinda)

[tight thunder]

Well yes there's sliding mods, fast travel mods, etc that I use. I mean the whole game being BL2 but in the BL3 engine.

[rough galleon]

[real oracle]

oh that's just redux

[tall surge]

[glass vessel]

@south hamlet

[tawdry shell]

wonder what skag would even taste like

[glass vessel]

Radioactive chicken

[tawdry shell]

[glass vessel]

[lofty flame]

Scrumptious

[glass vessel]

I mean a skag is basically a dog sooooooo

Who here has eaten a golden poodle?

[lofty flame]

Do we even know if skags are canidae?

[glass vessel]

Not literally a dog juts reminiscent of a dog/wolf

Much like a Massiff in Star Wars

[south hamlet]

culture i guess

[edgy vortex]

@real oracle shcok fastball for you

[real oracle]

wow that really got you huh

[cunning sable]

YOU ARE LV 13 does it matter that badly

[real oracle]

not really, not until uvhm

[tawdry shell]

[real oracle]

large

[tawdry shell]

level 50 setup for now

[lofty flame]

Seing that much space left on the skill tree makes my brain go :(

[tawdry shell]

truly

[cunning sable]

Oh bl1 had a weird skill system

[tawdry shell]

funny the difference in points doesn't seem very major between this game and the first

i think i can grab like one extra skill compared to my regular roland build

[wheat harbor]

funnily i was looking through the bl1 code for stuff and
holy hell skills were going to be SO much cooler

especially the kill skills

[tawdry shell]

real

[cunning sable]

Whyd they stop

They not be paid enough

[wheat harbor]

mordi instead of just having kill skills would be like stacking up the skills
crits increasing their power

i have no clue why they stripped it out