#Magic the Gathering
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Those are generated procedurally right
I hope that’s a coincidence if true
I just went to r/freemagic, never again
it's in set release order
Whoever puts together the set would know on some sense
yeah that cesspool is garbage
lol
By “intent” it’s meant to be a “free speech platform”
Praying I do not meet chuds like these irl
Someone in my locals got banned for hitting on girls who just got hired
Nearly got shut down because folks weren’t moderating btw
Literally banned because they got no game at a game store
That's crazy
This is one where it’s like
Who knew people didn’t go to work to get creeped on?
Everybody says he is and I’m not inclined to disagree
But also has anybody ever verified
any online community focused around "free speech" is gonna be primarily composed of people who got banned from everywhere else and is typically not going to be good
I know the context of Seb McKinnon and Terese Nielsen
also yes harold mcneil is a neonazi
If you look for info it’s like infinite he said she said
but not the full story on Harold
Worst subreddit ever award
If you want, I can give him a call
Well if he’s friends with you then he must be evil
?
Seb went to the trucker protests in Canada and Terese was a QAnon crank
I know the guy was being creepy because I’ve seen him demanding the owners some shit like a matchmaking board game event
I'm a pure soul
You think I'd be friends with someone like that?
My heart wouldn't allow it...
Nah this is crazy lmao
Monopoly dating show

I don’t want to sound like one of those people this is truly for my own curiosity but do u know where I can verify this info
I know of another guy who was yelling slurs in events and got banned too
His reasoning for yelling slurs? No one stopped him and he has anxiety and that’s just how he communicates 
These are real humans?
Like my man gaytor once said; "tcg players are just highly functional creeps"
or something like that
This doesn't sound functional
I don’t remember saying that but it’s true
If you can't stop yourself from saying slurs
you said it to spatula when the guy told him he wasn't a big toucher
I went to that lgs for an event and he wouldn’t stop talking to people about how he got banned from the other store
Though I’d rather just say affluent than functional
Bro is flexing
Stopping myself from low hanging fruit
They call mud hellraiser where he's from, since he loves his cubes
This is bars actually
Nah he was mad about it and trying to tell everyone not to go there anymore 
Are you sure these people are affluent or just spending all their disposable income on one hobby
They call me that for other reasons too but it makes sense in this context too 
A lot of the worst of these people I’ve seen have gone to one piece interestingly enough
Even if they’re spending to their limits it requires a pretty high budget to afford mtg 
ive honestly only had or seen a very small handful of bad lgs experiences
Or card games in general
but one i will always remember is just a sad case where its some crusty 55 y old + his 3 crusty sons and i mean that literally
thank god it was pandemic times and i could avoid touching them but eugh
The worst person I’ve dealt with wouldn’t allow any table talk or take backs in a casual game even if the spell wasn’t even out of the hand 
I've been told that once upon a time...
fortunately i only played the middle child round 1. 2-0'd him quick and left
Guy literally punched another guy during an event
WTF
Obviously he got banned
yeah its called california
I’m pretty sure I’ve talked about this guy here before
I’m glad I haven’t dealt with horror stories
he literally has a bunch of art with swastikas in them on his website
That makes sense actually
tbh, the more unserious state you live in, the mroe you'll run into these people
I've never had this issue at my locals
If I had to pay $9 a gallon, I'd start punching people too
Where do you live in 
New York (unserious)
The most chill locals I’ve gone to is in Washington
I’m from Australia so like
oregon has some chill locals
Oh I love the magic set based on you guys
The only unusual thing I've ever had happen to me at locals was dude begging me for my linkedin
some of the better locals i've been to
Who is you guys
Probably tracks for folks at my locals being heaps chill
the worst i've seen is someone getting kicked out of the lgs for yelling at children
I don't claim new York wtf
But yeah I’m surprised people remember I’m in Cali 
back in illinois, i had a dedicated hater
kid used a card that was on the banlist that he didn't know was on the banlist and the guy he was playing against got really mad about it
An opp?
yea day 1 too
Damn chiraq mtg is crazy huh
I had an opp too but it was all in good fun 
Too bad you’re spider man now
we sat down for fnm, modern and he was bragging as men do when they play into women about how good he is at playing izzet
unfortunately he wasnt all that and i beat him handily on humans and he was a bit salty
It's actually called kavaero the mind bitten 🤓
I accidentally cheated a guy out of a win at avatar prerelease, but I went up to him afterwards and was like my bad, and we laughed about it
Washington locals are just retired dads 
how was I supposed to know ba sing se was sorcery speed
but holy shit when i started getting into playing izzet myself, he got mad as hell
he took it as a personal insult
Oh yeah I had a similar experience there but not the man vs woman angle 
Got to the point where it was murktide mirror matches and he would concede immediately once I got any advantage, even if it’s turn 1 ragavan 
niv mizzet also fought and got killed by Nicol Bolas
this was the same guy i am p sure i shared about b4 here where he auto tilted into me when playing murktide mirrors too lmfao
Nicolas bicolas the tutorial 🐐
I don’t think we’re talking about the same guy unless he moved out there 
and then we got [[niv mizzet ressurected]]
No card found for “niv mizzet ressurected”
oh nah not the same person lol
Well I know he moved after punching a guy but
No resurrection
[[niv mizzet reborn]]
i meant my own guy was also super salty about izzet
nah this was like 7 years ago and i was the one who left
My guy played a raw ledger shredder in the mirror and scooped immediately after I bolted it 
Rakdos is the longest surviving signatory of the Guildpact, fun fact
rakdos is also like 150 feet tall
Dude earlier today I played vs this mono white artifact deck and I got fucked
They need to ban every artifact
10000 years old while not looking a day over 2500
salty magic players are so funny tho
My guy also kept a 1 lander, considered twice, then just left the store
you will hear the freshest and newest excuses of all time
Game 1, Round 1
Improving is unfair to the average player after all
The funny thing is, this guy was legitimately a good player, he just happened to always lose to me 
i started playing face up once to tell him he had no chance and he quoted reid duke
Ok but then he came back and Nicol bolas is still fried in his spirit dimension or wherever he got stuck in
isn't Jace about to release him, leading to the reality fracture
Is that what Jace is doing???
Reid duke? That's thugs's god
Is he about to make a literal deal with the actual devil to bring back all the people that died
Reid's been dodging me at locals
Cause u smell funny
One I’ve heard: “your sister who’s sitting next to you just watching was distracting and gave you an advantage”
Lemme sniff
I’ll be the judge of that
just don't smell me after work
Ok I'm gonna buy another foil cecil
I looked at my bank account earlier today
Realized I'm still loaded
So fuck it
this is what happens when you get paid 200k while living in bumble fuck iowa
Hell yeah
quality on them can be iffy at times even sleeved
just keep a big textbook ready
As long as you sleeve and binder them you'll be fine
My favorite community moment is when the 3 card blind community determined phelia needed to get banned and then just shifted the deck to aphelia (as in not-phelia) 
can’t remember if she got banned too
lol
Cecil got banned long ago of course
did this get posted
i didnt see it if so
Idk if this is good but they need to stop giving red blue more cards
its okay
could have cost 4
uurr
but ik the set wants you to cast 5+ so
sure
probs good in draft better than your usual wrath in these colors
Draw 4 as a second mode is kinda nice
The majority of leaks seem to be prismari cards rn dw
Your school; quandrix, will get its time
Oh yeah they’re doing reveals by school
I wonder if we”re getting Adrix in the main set
Since Nev is in the precon
for the modality, I think 5 is fine
divination is 3 mana and the board wipe hits planeswalkers too
Yeah, 5 mana modal draw 4 or board wipe is kinda insane in limited
oh yeah i got to play my first irl game today
much better than just doing test hands
Let’s go!
How was that?
i lucked into ineffable ugin + mystic forge early
then nobody had a counter for [[selective obliteration]] so i just got to take control of the game
I feel like if standard were slower it'd be great there too 😭
Ineffable ugin? Idk hes kinda hot sometimes
-2 cost on everything and refresh the topdeck for forge was goated
interesting that they call him the ineffable when many people would consider him to be quite effable
Oh yeah 2 colourless discount sounds mint as hell
Idk about this one
No card found for “burn down your house”
[[burn down the house]]
And this actually saw fringe play
Burn down your house is crazy what’d I do
Question Komilliam
Who??
Did anybody post the mana drain
I didn’t see it so
1UU counter target spell if you control a wizard add colorless equal to the mana spent to cast it at the beginning of next main
It’s in the standard set
Why do I feel like this was already a card that existed but I can’t find it anywhere
Yes, solar loves it
Probably not great in standard probably v good in commander
Mana drain #2 will probably ruin a lot of timmys days
Yeah probably solid in casual commander
Doesn’t make anywhere near the cut for Cedh though
Isn’t Vivi already the saltiest commander in the game or something
This won’t help matters there 
In cedh? Not even close
Cedh salt doesn’t count
Those people sign themselves up for it
Across all brackets though I’m p sure it’s Vivi
oh goody. teferi's puzzle box in a rive song deck. everyone else has to play with a new hand each turn
It was leaked with emeritus
Hmmm I'm starting to consider [[mindspring merfolk]] for mana sculpt
She's on par with draw at x = 2
But she's kinda ass to draw late
Oh wait there's two more merfolk in the art i didn't notice lol
Cedh has to be the least salty group in edh and you see how salty they get 
But yeah mana drain does nothing there
wait we keep trying to think about what the best wizard for [[mana sculpt]] is, and we've been overlooking the best wizard in standard
No card found for “mana sculpt”
whatever, the mana drain for wizards
you just use firdoch core though
not as fast as t3 but means you can hold up mana to protect your big spell too ig
yeah FIC is Commander
Y’shtola precon, yeah
Really love the story behind the reprint of Archmage Emeritus in that precon too
Well yeah
But imo it's also important to have one for t1/2
So you can threaten sculpt for t3
For a potential jeskai revelation or w/e turn 4
I'm thinking of that merfolk, the new mill wizard in sos and thundertrap trainer
I feel like that merfolk is kinda bad from what I've seen of it but idk
I built a dumb raffine thing where you connive fat bunguses then reanimate them
It's cool
Then the plan B is just esper midrange
[[monument to Endurance]] this thing is a little silly
Let me cope
Like realistically i play firdoch
Especially when i wanna play that in a deck with dispelling exhale
They're all playable
The golgari one is the best imo
Followed by prismari and silverquill imo
Boros is slightly meh and quandrix is ehhh
Like if you look at it as a quench with upside it's fine
I’ve been between Silverquill and Lorehold to get some more white in my repertoire, leaning toward Silverquill
I should really develop celes some more
Played the deck again today and deck is still as fun as ever and can turbo out t2-4 even with a couple cards and ideas I’m iffy on
5WW
Sorcery Lesson
Return target nonland permanent in your graveyard to the battlefield.
Paradigm
"Restorative Lesson"
So probably restoration capstone
@glad peak Can you send me a good rog thras list
Does totalitarian community college only do commander now
totalitarian 
I watched some of his vids about standard but they were kinda old
And he doesn't seem to have many recent vids about it
He's mentioned recently wanting to play standard, but he's primarily a paper player
And paper standard is prohibitively expensive rn
He's better off than a lot of people and could probably afford it
But I think the $600 deck price tag is holding a lot of people back
Aren't most decks like $400
Lessons and Dimir are about $350-$400
Pretty much every other real deck is $550+
Mono Green will run you about $550-$600
Excruciatiator is about $500 and bad
Jeskai or Jeskai Black are about $550
Rhythm decks are almost $800
I haven’t seen a rhythmn deck on the ladder in probably over 200 matches
Either ways, there’s a good amount of budget decks seeing success
Mono white momo has seen a lot of recent success and is cheap
Prowess is pretty cheap isn’t it
Azorius tempo is also pretty cheap (running 2 riddlers is preference)
And the spellementals deck
But there’s not a ton of variety in playstyle for budget decks right now
Spellementals is cheapish yeah, steam vents are still kinda pricy
If u really need to u can sub it for something else
Spellementals is about $300 so it's cheaper but that's still a decent bit
I think you can probably pick up prowess for $200ish? Depends on stormchasers
I hate to say that’s about normal for most card games these days
I’m seeing $240 on izzet spellementals
Mono white momo is 188
The mono red aggro/burn build is 209
U can also make some budget concessions for lessons to make it significantly cheaper
The actual core of that deck is dirt
You can cut anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of most of these decks prices by running cheaper lands yeah
And once you have a playset of any given shock, you have them forever
A lot of decks also just have
An extra $100-200 tacked on for side boarded riddlers
lol
Which again if you’re on a budget you can make concessions in the side boarded
There’s only 3 real expensive cards in mtg right now and one of them isn’t mained by most decks
Cub, riddler and wan shi tong
Dead format. He’s mostly draft and commander. Every like 2 months he’ll drop one. I think he did one talking about the price and multiple playable decks as the most recent one
Ouro lol
But yeah ourobouroid is also money
I thought it was uncommon son give me a break
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I don’t get people who get rid of their lands lol
Dead format???
Adam is talking out his wazoo ignore him
Tbh I do think it's crazy that the format called "standard" gets so much less attention (from what I've seen) than other formats
Commander players will just say anything…
Historically it was much worse
There was a period in time when standard was actually the least played format that wotc officially supported
Does mtg not see this as an issue
I guess if they're selling products for commander or whatever it doesn't matter
Other format players are also just more voicetrous
But idk, it wouldn't sit with me right if my format called standard wasn't played much
I’m pretty sure back during like the zendikar block when all the cards were horrible and everyone really hated standard that modern was the most played format
Now it’s commander
Like pauper, premodern and legacy players LOVE talking about their format 24:7 even though nobody cares
Commander has also just been pushed super hard as the "casual fun format"
And a lot of players don't wanna "try hard" or "deal with the meta" so they won't touch 60 card formats
Standard isn’t called standard as in “standard of play” it’s more like
That's such a pussy mentality bro
Incomprehensible to me
Standard hasn’t ever been the most popular format afaik
You have to remember the average age of mtg players
75?
Oh thugs I got first at my commander night and got 3 duskmorn packs. Got a Balemurk and Borderless Gloomlake 
I’m sure at 45 my competitive drive might dwindle a lil
Mine wont
It also hasn't helped standard that we're only just now hitting a point where it's been playable for the first time in like a year and a half
I'll be sending my kids to compete with other kids
Nice job son, you gifting me those?
Sold them on sight. Sorry bro. Easy money.
This is so false lmao
We literally had 2 tier 0 formats back to back and a bad rock paper scissors format before them
Vivi is the only time you can say the game was “unplayable” bean format was goated
Yes I am a poor. Please help me.
Bean Format was literally rock paper scissors
You could decide the game by looking at opening hands 80% of the time lol
And then cori format was also unplayable
This is objectively false lol
Cori was a single deck format where the game was over in like 3 turns lmao
Vivi was, if anything, slightly more interactive than cori
Bean format had around the same number of viable decks as we do now
And I know some people liked Beans format but it was so polarizing they did a slaughter list
If standard is expensive, wtf is modern lol
How do people play that
DO PEOPLE JUST PLAY COMMANDER?
Modern decks don't rotate as frequently
And this was a mistake because it’s literally the main reason Vivi dominated lol
modern decks are also not that much more expensivr nowdays
Nah beans was only gonna get better with Tarkir onwards
with the inevitable card releases yeah this town going was a good thing
Debatably the only questionable hit was Abuelos
not truly
But even then, it wasn't really a fun deck to play around so
you never want omni to be a good turn 4 deck
Abuelos games were a coin flip of if it was over t4 or if they lost t4 yeah
and kona is way less reliable
It just had the most counterplay of the 4 so it was the one you could make the strongest argument for keeping around
But the slaughter list for beans was kinda all necessary
God can you imagine beans into Warp???
Riddler Casually draws 3
Honestly with how many set releases are happening per year, they really should be more proactive on the banlist as a whole
You would literally need a 0 card hand for that scenario
Yeah that wouldn't be that hard in the Simic+ ramp decks
They casually do that already
yeah im not terribly afraid of beans -> warp
But riddler also would be draw 2 off beans as is
sounds like a durdly deck
It'd depend yeah, but I think with warp in the pipeline, beans going was correct
Beans would have only been a real problem come Lorwyn
looks nice for draft/sealed
would have been solid if it had been 1 mana cheap for constructed
Nonrotating and some of the decks people play are built on cores that have existed for literally over 10 years
Can that even be said anymore post mh? Other than prime time
Though can we even call prime time players “people”?
Affinity idk
And isn’t goryos a boomer modern deck
Goryos was also ass before it got new life breathed into it
Like people still play merfolk (I’m people)
It’s not like titan has spent every one of the last 15 years being dominant in modern
Just… a majority of them
Unironically I’m pretty sure that pioneer is the cheapest 60 card format now
Pioneer just shouldn’t exist as a format
It’s standard+ with nothing to differentiate it enough from modern or from standard
I mean they just abandoned ship with it
The thing is, with a curated banlist pioneer would have a lot of its own identity rn
Greasefang and Vore combo are interesting decks that don't exist elsewhere
Phoenix was cool before it just became Izzet Cori
The issue with this, is now you’re just hitting for the sake of differentiating the format and not for balance
I mean, there are definitely some hits that need to be both in the format
Cori and Vivi are unacceptable
Thoughtseize is debatable too, there's some very real discussion about it being too much for Pioneer
I also think you can blame historic more for the death of pioneer. Their premier online only format takes precedent over pioneer
Technically over alchemy too, since alchemy and historic both have sets curated for them
I mean, historic very likely wouldn't have taken over if they didn't give up on pioneer
Again, the issue is that they just gave up on the format
I mean from its inception pioneer was sort of known for just like
Being the weird middle child idk
I know it coming out during covid at first didn't help
But that isn't the same problem as the current one
The actual pioneer thing, if it could be said to have one, was just having a lot of ban lists a month
Three fucking years of no official pioneer support is CRAZY
And being popular w weirdo combo fiends
So it’s not shocking that it fell off in popularity
Still think they could've saved it if they didn't just give up for 3-4 years tho
Prolonged maybe but saved probably not
Like cake said, I just think that pioneer as a concept was destined for failure from the beginning
Modern makes sense, standard makes sense
It’s easy to give a widespread appeal reason as to why a lot of people would play modern
Even legacy makes sense as bad as their players are
I cannot think of one for why people would play pioneer over modern
Having x y z decks while cool and attracts some players is not something that makes a format last
Most charitably, I could see a world where pioneer gets played as a secondary format for a lot of people how standard used to be because of how cheap it is
But those aren’t actual legs for a format
Like pioneer was kind of made as a temporary fix for problems people had with both the other 60 card formats
Once those problems stopped applying so did the need for pioneer
especially when online only formats fill a pretty similar niche and are easier to support on wotcs end
Not just that, also, the decrease interest in 60 card formats
It’s the same reason why it feels like legacy players disappeared over night
There’s only so many 60 card formats that can garner interest to the average player
And those 60 card formats as of now are undoubtedly standard and modern
True. I think initially, while not saying it, part of the appeal they wanted for pioneer was price
And now it's roughly the same price as standard or modern since it uses the same staples
Yup, looks like most decks are about $600ish
The theory of it was probably also meant as a way to make more people play standard as well. As their cards rotated, they had a middle format to go to in pioneer, so the rotation didn’t feel as bad
Yeah and 3 year rotation didn't help that either
Tbh 3 year rotation feels like it's caused way more issues than it's helped imo
It sure is
Actually wait this is crazy
Pog
Wait how does flashback interact with the free commander spells
Are they still free?
[[jeska’s will]]
[[fierce guardianship]]
[[deflecting swat]] [[something haze with a bug on it]]
No card found for “something haze with a bug on i…”
So close
Yeah there you go
You could cast for free right
Going by the wording, you would still have to pay the mana cost no?
If you use flashback?
Holy shit this is great
so simple and so good
This slots right into Harmonizer
The wording is cast no
Have we ever had flashbacks that discount or anything
The wording is its mana cost
Does flashback invalidate this?
@gilded glade judge, I need a ruling
1WW
Sorcery
Create two 2/2 red and white Spirit creature tokens. Then, if this spell was cast from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on each Spirit you control.
Flashback 4WW
I cast flashback targeting the deflecting swat in my GY. My commander is on the field, do I have to pay the flashback cost, in order to cast deflecting swat?
You need to pay the cost
That’s what I figured
I think so? flashback gives it a new alternative cost
Also this is funny
Yeah, that makes the most sense
LETS GO @twilit canyon
This card seems actually good no?
Wait fuck, this mega buffs lessons
1 mana draw 3 discard 2
Esp w the artifact that doubles mana
Also those are gay people right
Pogger

:renren: is crazy
holy
my low cost wizard...
This is a v good removal spell no?
Also does the bolt count for the spell count
nvm i re-read the red emeritus its kinda shit
yes
how would that even work
No, you can’t cast it if it’s not prepared
you cant cast it till its prepared
its a min turn 5 bolt
It’s still 3
Not what I’m asking
i thought you meant if the creature counted as a spell
Yeah lol

so turn would be emeritus -> 2 spells -> bolt
thats minimum t5 to bolt the same turn
What if I just cast double orbithopter
what if i cheat misty 
Checkmate
yes aeri
then you are playing ornithopters in a red aggro deck. gg
u could have made this say 2 spells in one turn and it'd still be bad
Just wait until I cast tinker on my ornithopter for blightsteel
Now that lightning bolt looks real scary doesn’t it
This slots into the lessons build Simon Nielsen has been talking about, where you cut stormchasers and boomerang
It seems good no
Oh wait
End of their next turn
Nvm it’s basically just aven interruptor
Oh next turn
ultimately it was 5 mana
Yeah that's lame
I thought it said end of the next turn
Maybe with interrupt or you can just remove their shit for good
Would’ve been a little crazy
I wanted to do it to their guy in the end step to just remove him smh
Just an Aven interrupter? You just named the goat of the format
Word me @subtle sierra
Anyways if the emeritus cycle is just gonna be the 1 mana 3 cycle for the colors
Will be very dry
Sigh
Get ready for Giant Growth and Healing Salve to suck shit too
Like surely they’ll find actual interesting boomer cards
Black can be. Idk. Thoughtseize or something
Those are in the commander precons son
Black gets Dark Rit
At least if they're doing the full cycle
Black’s prepare cost will probably be something like “a creature you control died this turn”
or sacrificed a creature
No I’m saying I hope they don’t do the full cycle
I hope the white one is balance
Because giant growth and healing salve are boring as fuck
And even ritual is a little dry
Because healing salve is lame as hell
[[balance]]
What if the green one is veil of summer…
I'll take swords but it's Zzzz
They're all from alpha
We know that at least
Time to check the alpha card list
Flashback is an alternate casting cost, no free spell for you
Maros teaser says "a cycle that casts iconic cards from alpha"
(Casting for free is also an alternate casting cost, and you can't combine two alternate casting costs)
Or "an iconic cycle from alpha" can't remember which
Grrrr
We do know white is not healing salve
I haven’t looked at an og crop rot in years bun
Did they say that?
I don't need to my brain has all the images
Blake did yeah
Thank you judge 🫡
Alpha gives us Berserk, Fastbond, of maybe Fog for green
[[Camouflage]] if they wanna be funny
Instant
Cast this spell only during your declare attackers step.
This turn, instead of declaring blockers, each defending player chooses any number of creatures they control and divides them into a number of piles equal to the number of attacking creatures for whom that player is the defending player. Creatures those players control that can block additional creatures may likewise be put into additional piles. Assign each pile to a different one of those attacking creatures at random. Each creature in a pile that can block the creature that pile is assigned to does so. (Piles can be empty.)
[[death ward]]
They already did channel grrr
If these are the options they’re just gonna do giant growth lol
Actually I want it to be camouflage
they're gonna hit us with the hurricane
Constricting themselves to the most boring shit ever
Wait, white is going to be swords to plowshares clearly
Nah we're getting [[Tsunami]]
That's even funnier
Oh wait
Regrowth is alpha
It’ll probably just be that no
It’s also in theme w witherbloom theming
some call it the most boring mythic known to man
It's Quandrix
They're all the secondary color of their school
i dont believe wotc is based enough to do berserk
Green will be Quandrix, White will be Silverquill, Black will be Witherbloom
So Black is totally dark rit
Well it’s also sort of in theme with that 
White could be Indestructible and cast Wrath maybe?
[[blaze of glory]]
I think safe bets for G are regrowth giant growth or fog
deathtouch defender 10/1 with blaze of glory pog??
fog could be cool
But if they’re trying to be funny about it it could be the land hate
Tsunami or ice storm 
Or if they’re trolling camouflage/berserk
The real secret option… [[lifelace]]
this card is green (now) for an amazing reason
I want [[Camouflage]]
Instant
Cast this spell only during your declare attackers step.
This turn, instead of declaring blockers, each defending player chooses any number of creatures they control and divides them into a number of piles equal to the number of attacking creatures for whom that player is the defending player. Creatures those players control that can block additional creatures may likewise be put into additional piles. Assign each pile to a different one of those attacking creatures at random. Each creature in a pile that can block the creature that pile is assigned to does so. (Piles can be empty.)
It'd be hilarious to see that textbox
Is this just
Create bands and randomly assign them
Unfortunate to have the pool stuck in alpha when green only started getting based cards in 9th edition
Imagine if an emeritus pulled up w biorhythm
Or summer bloom
but that would be dogass in standard
Speaking of chat I saw someone say the other day that bloom could be unbanned in modern
Do we have thoughts on that
[[summer bloom]]
[[Seedtime]] would be funny
I really think it’ll probably just be regrowth
Esp considering green hasn’t gotten many regrowths in a long time
That'll feel kinda bad on a mythic tho
What green option do they have that doesn’t feel bad genuine question
Because every single green option from alpha that isn’t named tsunami is abysmal dogshit
Berserk or Fastbond feel acceptable
Giant growth has been standard legal for like 5 years and I think most people don’t even realize
Fastbond is an enchantment
Berserk is also still bad lol
Regrowth also fits quandrix 
Does it? It's more witherbloom
It’s both
Do quandrix not literally like shape the forests and stuff and grow them to look like that
Tsunami is also in line with quandrix because it has blue on its art!!!
I mean, I guess? But they're more math and fractals and stuff and that's usually make stats
Well from a card design perspective quandrix is v big on x spells this set
The white one is actually [[Purelace]]
And regrowth lets you recycle them and has added flexibility w them because you can cast it and then add it back to cast again on the cheap
Sigh I already made the lifelace joke
Quandrix cares about +1/+1 counters not just the stat itself
So growth doesn’t even fit that in line with it
Yeah unfortunately there's no good green option
Akroma's Will, Jeska's Will, and Second Harvest arts
Also ppl kind of brushed over it but the 5 mana draw 4/deal 4 to everything seems good as well no?
I think regrowth would unironically be fine enough
Esp if they give it a good condition or whatever
The first time a card goes to your graveyard each turn this card gets prepared or something idk
But that is very much more of a witherbloom card then quandrix at that point
landfall - this card becomes prepared
path to exile but hits planeswalkers
kinda sick
What cost 
Can’t wait for some of my modern locals to try this and then realize they can just play path 
Path is back in standard?????
Also lets you self ramp if you’re one of those kinds of people
There’s 0% that the white spell isn’t swords if they’re ok with this being main deck able
slight sidegrade
Exile vs destroy isn’t a super huge deal and planeswalker is sort of a really really big upside
White struggles to remove planeswalkers quite often
Though that’s not a huge deal in standard rn
Yeah losing exile to hit walkers instead is probably usually better
This is legit insane
Also exile vs destroy also makes this better as a self target
Which has always been the secret hidden mode on path
White rampant growth 
I’m not begging that’s literally what path/this card are son holy
nah
rampant growth is 2 mana
😅
this is one mana
lets use our brains plz
Unreal that you feel the need to speak to me like that when u aren’t aware of ways that cards have historically been used
Keep up your studies bud
Path self target is something people would do in a non-negligible amount of games
i know
To the point where being white rampant growth became an actual joke 
So the bolt guy is actually closer to 2 spells than 3 after you get the first prepare off, pretty cool
Since you store a prepare then cast 2 things then bolt to get back prepare
Pretty nice
Doesn’t do anything in modern even if the nut turn is cori then this card then bauble
And then every turn after that you get a bolt for ever cori trigger you get
I mean it’s only 5 mana if you do it the turn you cast
But the card is not good I agree
u just play this t2 no?
If you play it on 2 it never gets to bolt
its 2.2 or 1,1
You want to prepare (not necessarily cast the bolt) on the turn it enters
?
It'll die on 3 lol
Playing my 2 drop with a bad attacking statline to then play all my 3 drops on turn 3 so that it can deal 3 damage on turn 4
Assuming that they don’t just kill it on the spot
If they kill it then that’s completely fine
no
lke u go first
t1 u like play idk lizard dude
they also play lizard
t2 u play this
they shock play a 1 drop
ggwp
True if they kill it that means they wasted mana on emeritus of conflict instead of a good card
True. But it also means you ran emeritus of conflict instead of a good card
true
just play best format pauper
where we dont need to worry about stinky prepare mechanic
I’m playing mono red I’m not worried about good cards
It means they used 1 removal spell in your many creatures deck 
Anyways prob biggest strike against this card is just the way that mono red is built right now in general
[[saruli caretaker]] is still better, no?
saruli caretaker is so fking good lol
bro just it being a 1 drop defender
is insane
Playing cedh yesterday reminded me why Black is so good even if rogshai and Rog thras can do stuff
i love pauper
i wanna go to this tournament
but idk if i can get a ride
gardens is so fucking hard btw
1 card win cons after forcing people to use up all interaction is so good

Hard as in cool or as in difficult
Because it’s certainly not one of those things
Hint: I love tithing blade decks
\
zzz
The middle pip is bigger than the others 
yeah
Alt art for jp triumph
sick
Did they give Japanese cards alternative alt arts like that the first time?
I thought they had og arts with jp text and then the jp arts
Yep
But this is just a third triumph art
Tbh, if you grangran t1 bolt emeritus t2, you are putting crazy pressure on your opponent to remove both or pick their poison
pick their poison doesn't kill either of them 
its always like this
and it trigers me
At that point just play the 3 3/2 that deals 2 damage each turn
Can I use Japanese cards
Or is that not legal
Why the fuck does Japan get exclusive arts
you can use cards in any language as long as it's clear what cards they are
idk
japan pays a ton for alt arts
we do too tbh but it hits different to give that traditional jp art look
And they get all the same alt arts we do?
i have a playset of jp bolts
Japan gets a lot of exclusive mtg shit considering it’s not a top 5 tcg there
But they should be in our sets too
brainstorms
It doesn’t make sense to me but
The price difference in jp vs en arts is negligible
What you going to do
I think that’s why they do it
they are not terribly expensive compared to others
Eliminate japan
To try and promote it more
Except for specifically JP tutor which iirc is like 3x the price of regular archive tutor
But a couple of the en cards imo look a lot better than the JP ones
JP mystical archive demonic tutor is top 5 prettiest mtg cards of all time
I liked en pact and time warp a lot more
there are significantly more expensive bolts that the strixhaven 1 bolts
For ones that stuck in my mind
Agreed it’s a very nice card to look at
and apparently, among the notable burn players, im the weird one for preferring the strixhaven bolts
Another one that stuck out was JP Teferi’s protection
I think the arts are both v good
I liked the JP day of judgment but it didn’t feel like it was doj
The art looks like it was originally supposed to be balance LMFAO
I haven’t been too blown away by any jp mystical archive so far revealed
I also preferred en minds desire and blue suns
I’m sure there’s more I just can’t remember them all
Archives is another set where I’m pretty sure they secretly added new cards to it
Bc wdym primal command was in that set
They tried to recreate the tutor magic w vampiric
FUCK JAPAN
It’s really good but it just doesn’t hit the same
WE NEED US EXCLUSIVE ARTS
En time warp is elite
I have the signed art card
That’s how good it is
I said time warp already sigh
The JP one looks nice but en time warp feels so iconic to the card atp
I think of the archive art before the og
this was the first one of these that they revealed btw
It feels v clear they wanted to recreate the magic
Not that I don’t like it just that it feels less insane the second time they do it
But unlike en demonic I actually really am not a huge fan of the en vampiric
Oh it’s even the same artist as demonic tutor lol
Yeah I was going to say, it’s the same artist
I think they were just staying on theme
Now do sylvan tutor in the same art style
gg
I hope my goat dominik mayer has more arts this archive
Prob my fav mtg artist
Honestly has been between them and Magali Villeneuve for me
guess im one of the few that didnt really like the jpn stuff outside a few designs
A lot of the Jpn arts are pretty compared to the regular and English ones
I hate how it’s only Jpn text though
Also it being full border art
Nah the Jp text adds to the aesthetic flair
If demonic tutor was in English, I would genuinely be like ?????

I don’t even watch anime
I think as misty said being in jp artstyle it just serves an aesthetic purpose to also be in Japanese
Leads to dissonance otherwise
Though I do wish for accessibility’s sake that they had English printings
Yes, I just said that my weeb king
Never speak to me again mongrel
learn japanese simply
A white person calling a brown person mongrel? That’s racist
Domain expansion teferi time raveler you may now only speak when it’s your turn
let me do it for him then
Calling a white person racist is discriminatory against my heritage as someone who was born in a racist and colonial state
Depends, are you a Red Sox fan?
I don’t cheer for losers
The bruins are the only losing dog I bet on
This art is so hot though
Imagine if it was a card that didn’t make people want to shoot you to death
You don't love watching the opponent shuffle 35 times?
Personally I think if it’s that annoying you should just scoop
And/or you already lost anyways so why bother playing it out
yeah
i tell them show me the combo cards and i'll scoop if i dont have interaction
But even by storm card standards people really fucking hate minds desire lol
its cus ppl play it out 
Well tbf
I’ve never met anyone who’s hated mind’s desire 
It also lets you sack wins out in states where you shouldn’t
Like if my opponent is storm count 5 but they completely fizzled out and then they minds desire it’s like
Pretty ass feeling idk
And even if that doesn’t happen often at all it’s more of a pain point than you see with tendrils/grapeshot
Maybe because you surround yourself with commandys
But minds desire is a v unpopular card lol
Still restricted in vintage 
My main play group are retired legacy players who only play cube now 
Boomers of the boomers
yeah none of them could hate mind's desire if they wanted to
Minds desire is kind of a card hated by commandys like you 
Boomers just say deal with it 
Don’t call me a commandy I don’t even play that format son
Boomers were the ones who bitched ceaselessly enough to get it banned in the first place
Almost 20 years ago at this point

Boomers pretend their game was green as grass in the big 09 when they were complaining more about it then than most people not named Saint Alphonse complain about standard now
Word me @twilit canyon
09? 
The year of street fighter 4
But yep they sure were 
I just picked a random year
2009 was 17 years ago
Someone who graduated high school in 09 is almost 40
Boomer enough in my eyes
I still remember when people were talking about how trash third strike was



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