#Magic the Gathering

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rich bronze
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this deck is relatively ( by leagcy standards ) cheap too

hidden ermine
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Please dont ping me on every reply

rich bronze
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$1800 on ck

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force of habit sry

zinc shard
sudden lava
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unfortunately baldric isnt smiling PeepoCry

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but you can give it to pinkie for some protection

strong quartz
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Here is a question

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Does a skull with jaw count as smiling

dense berry
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[[skeletal grimace]] does

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copper pecan
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extremely good bottom 5 this week

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the silent hill card has got to be one of the all time worst

trail anvil
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holy shit this is genuinely all terrible

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I feel like a few of these tend to be just color breaks but man

sudden lava
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this with rainbow dash

zinc shard
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Destroy All Creatures
Next turn, all creatures must attack

copper pecan
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i love how james makes 5 different tokens and then doesn't tell you what any of them are

hidden ermine
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My eyes glazed over at James the Guilty

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Like I got halfway through the text and I already dont understand what it does

trail anvil
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genuinely what was their thought process

hidden ermine
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"I want to adapt the four horsemen as a saga" is my guess

strong quartz
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Flavor win

hidden ermine
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In order that should be ....

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famine death war conquest?

twilit canyon
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yea what is this

copper pecan
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but shouldn't death be the last one and conquest be the first

twilit canyon
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conquest, war, famine, death

hidden ermine
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Though yes the "correct" grouping is what Misty said

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Assuming you go in order of the seals

twilit canyon
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yea i went by order of the seals

hidden ermine
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Im going by like

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Popular depictions ig?

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Like I swear the most famous work on the four horsemen had death first

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(Artwork)

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Anyway in this instance I assume its at least some thought involved for gameplay

twilit canyon
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john's revelation is whats important here

hidden ermine
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Having conquest go first and then death would be weird

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You steal their stuff, then you destroy something you already stole?

twilit canyon
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first comes the white horse carrying a bow and is known as conquest

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then comes the red rider with the sword known as war

hidden ermine
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Vs destroying creatures and planeswalkers and then stealing artifacts and enchantments

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The odd one is war because ... yeah wtf is that gonna do

twilit canyon
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the third, a food merchant riding a black horse known as famine who carries the scales

hidden ermine
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But I assume they wanted it to be a wrath with upside (?)

twilit canyon
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the fourth is the pale white rider known as death

hidden ermine
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Realistically if I were to "fix" this design

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Id probably change the order to war, pestilence, death and conquest (for gameplay reasons), make the cust at least WUBR (and probably WUBR2) and go from there?

twilit canyon
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the way u could order this effect would be
stage 1: gain control of all creatures target player controls
stage 2: all creatures in play are goaded
stage 3: all creatures are given -1/-1 counters on them
stage 4: exile all creatures in play and in graveyards

hidden ermine
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That would make it make more sense gameplay-wise, be less absurdly busted and more in-colour

hidden ermine
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I guess its weak because of how at odds it is

twilit canyon
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yes

hidden ermine
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But I also dunno how to implement famine as anything but -X/-X flavourwise

twilit canyon
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theres no real way to do famine

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yup

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thats the thing

hidden ermine
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Land destruction but they dont print land destruction

twilit canyon
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starvation would be -1/-1 counters or -x/-x until end of turn

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but at that case, that steps on war and death's stages

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death a little less

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imo the riders would be legendary creatures

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can make it a cycle even by sneaking in pestilence the other name for conquest

hidden ermine
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You could do famine as lifeloss ig

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MTG has done that before

twilit canyon
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mmm i guess

hidden ermine
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[[Famine Incarnate]]

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Legendary Creature — Avatar
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs mana2 less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way.
When Torgaar, Famine Incarnate enters the battlefield, up to one target player's life total becomes half their starting life total, rounded down.
7/6

twilit canyon
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yeah but the life loss would also be

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really weak

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or really too good

hidden ermine
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I mean its an enchantment that steals their board on ETB

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Its gonna be a flavour thing that wont see play outside of Draft I think

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Because it cant be much cheaper than omniscience

twilit canyon
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thats also why i think

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that they work better as a legendary cycle

hidden ermine
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True, but I think Timmy sagas are fine to have sometimes

twilit canyon
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i mean yeah

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flavorful stuff and all

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i know some ppl argued for a bit that the elemental rider cycle from m20 was the 4 horsemen basically

hidden ermine
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The Cavaliers?

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Ehhhh

twilit canyon
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yeah it doesnt fully fit em

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like yeah i get how one can make a connection

hidden ermine
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Its a stretch honestly

twilit canyon
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but its thrown off by white and green's cycle

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red being war sure

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hasting stuff in

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dealing damage as it dies

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sure

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black being famine

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sure

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i guess

hidden ermine
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Though black looks more Death visually

twilit canyon
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yup

hidden ermine
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Blue one is odd too tbh

twilit canyon
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right

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it was a big stretch

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also they wouldnt be elementals

hidden ermine
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Yeah especially because magic references are generally like

twilit canyon
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if id do a horsemen cycle

hidden ermine
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Not subtle

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Theyd be avatars I assume?

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I think thats the cardtype

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Creature type

twilit canyon
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yes

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avatars is basically perfect

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white = death and it exiles
blue = conquest and its a mind control
black = famine and its either life drain or massive life loss for both
red = war and it likely goads/acts of treasons stuff with some burn
green = pestilence and it involves going wide with plague creatures

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its how id do it i think

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i also like the idea that the horsemen are sequential so they go up the mana curve

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green and blue ones being the cheapest with white being the most expensive

hidden ermine
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Act of treason has the issue of overlapping and goading is kinda ... weak

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But at the same time

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Its the red card in the cycle soooo

twilit canyon
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lmfao

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yeah

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nah nah u can make the red in the cycle really good dont get it twisted

hidden ermine
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You can it happens sometimes

twilit canyon
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but i do like the idea that one of them has to suck

hidden ermine
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Fury is good

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But its usually red

twilit canyon
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fury is probably the best in that cycle

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all things considered

hidden ermine
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Urabrask was like the worst of his cycle ... I wanna say twice?

twilit canyon
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honestly

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ehhh

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idk

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its tough

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sheoldred is so miles above the new cycle

hidden ermine
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For black

twilit canyon
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life loss or drain

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i think the effects could be something like

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death would work similar to [[farewell]]

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twilit canyon
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just absolutely kill everything

hidden ermine
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The most expensive one then

twilit canyon
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including walkers

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yep

hidden ermine
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I assume going sequentially by order

twilit canyon
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mhm

hidden ermine
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Though that sucks for war lmao

twilit canyon
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probs 5 mana but much harder to cast

hidden ermine
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Since its conquest and debatably pestilence before him

twilit canyon
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famine would be similar to famine incarnate

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cut player's life in half

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though i am thinking of having it have a drain

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cut everyones life in half

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or set everyone's life to a set total

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and then gain life equal to life lost this way

hidden ermine
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Could work, but that feels less like famine and more like "what the british did to the irish"

twilit canyon
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its much worse in 60 cards

hidden ermine
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So still famine but with a genocidal angle

twilit canyon
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oh yeah for sure loool

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i mean yeah

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if it just

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nuked both player's life and left it at that

hidden ermine
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Itd be lackluster

twilit canyon
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itd probs be way too weak?

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yea

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war can be pushed heavily

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3 mana act of treason on a body

hidden ermine
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Risks overlap but I think that works best yeah

twilit canyon
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and then sacrifice it and deal damage to creature/walker/battle

hidden ermine
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Oh I guess

twilit canyon
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sacrifice it and war would be interesting

hidden ermine
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Conquest could steal artifacts

twilit canyon
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and probs balance

hidden ermine
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Rather than creatures

twilit canyon
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i was thinking about that yeah

hidden ermine
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To have less overlap

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Or like artifacts and enchantments

twilit canyon
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conquest would steal artifacts/enchantments

hidden ermine
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And pestilence would go wide

twilit canyon
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maybe it has a loot effect cus blue or a scry

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and yep

hidden ermine
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Maybe create stuff whenever something dies

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Yknow the whole "infection spreading" thing

twilit canyon
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pestilence would likely be the one to go wide

hidden ermine
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Plus an angle of multiplying locust swarms

twilit canyon
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x non-token creature dies, create x 1/1 rat or insect

hidden ermine
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Or other kind of nasty crawlies

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Id say insect

twilit canyon
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it doesnt particularly matter

hidden ermine
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If nothing else because I like rats and I dont think they deserve the plague-bearer reputation

twilit canyon
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2 mana for conquest and pestilence
3 mana for war
4 mana for famine
5 mana for death

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oh but they all share power/toughness

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2/2

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keywording them

hidden ermine
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Oh thats an interesting angle

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I almost wonder if there should be a way to have 1-4 motif in there

twilit canyon
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conquest would have vigilance even though its super out of place in blue

hidden ermine
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Referring to the seals

twilit canyon
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hmmmm

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i thought about it

hidden ermine
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Like 1 target, 2 targets, etc. etc..

twilit canyon
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but this would mean death would need to be heavily toned down

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ohhh

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in that sense

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actually could be cool

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or

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actually

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seal number would dictate their effects

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effects/keywords

hidden ermine
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Maybe 1 target and 1/1, war burns for 2 when you sac, famine, idk, and death could be, hmmm

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Is destroying 4 targets too much?

twilit canyon
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so conquest/pestilence just get the 1 effect

hidden ermine
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It probably is

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Cuz thats like Chupacabra on crack

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Oh like how many effects they have

twilit canyon
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war would act of treason and then sack to damage

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2

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famine would do the drain and have deathtouch first strike

hidden ermine
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Pestilence loses health, gains health and maybe applies -X/-X where X is some number?

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Oh or that, that could work

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And Death either has 3 keywords and the effect

twilit canyon
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and then death would do

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actually

hidden ermine
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Or you do the formatting of 4 effects and you choose one

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Like [[Farewell]] which you mentioned earlier

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twilit canyon
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im kind of thinking that the full game cleanse besides hands would be enough yeah

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toss in planeswalkers

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thats 5 effects

hidden ermine
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Shouldnt it be 4 though, since 4 seals?

twilit canyon
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yea i was gonna bring that up

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oh easy solution

hidden ermine
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Must be one hell of a casting cost though to balance a 5 mana doing that lmao

twilit canyon
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no choosing

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death just nukes everything

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artifacts and enchantments as 1 effect

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exile all creatures and planeswalkers as a 2nd effect

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exile all graveyards as 3rd effect

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exile all battles as 4th

hidden ermine
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Like all sequentially and its just split that way for flavour, or like it triggers up to 4 times?

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Cuz Im not sure what the trigger would be

twilit canyon
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alternatively

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and hear me out cus this one is brutal but it could be thematic

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exile all graves and battles as 3rd

hidden ermine
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... does MTG have the "apply the following effects in sequence based on the number of X" thing that YGO has?

twilit canyon
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and then exile each player's hands as 4th effect

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i could also see that so long as death is exiled, nothing can be brought back from exile too just to be safe

hidden ermine
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Because I was thinking, what if Death gets the effects in sequence based on how many other riders or Avatars there are

twilit canyon
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mtg can do that but itd be wayyyy too jank and messy i think

hidden ermine
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You throw the creature and walker one on the first so its always good

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And then the others for flavour and to have 4 effects

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Eh fair

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But yeah Im trying to think how you could balance that on a 5 mana creature

twilit canyon
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exiling all creatures and walkers would sadly include death too

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so itd have to be the only creature not exiled

hidden ermine
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Could be "non-avatar"

twilit canyon
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that would be tricky i think

hidden ermine
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Fitting with the hwole divine judgment thing

twilit canyon
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a curve of them would be insanely backbreaking

hidden ermine
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I mean I assume these have multiple pips casting costs

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And at that point if you have the right land curve for a 5 colour deck and drew 5 specific cards in 5 turns and the enemy had no interaction

twilit canyon
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that could be it

hidden ermine
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Honestly? You deserve to win

twilit canyon
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balance them with casting costs

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double blue and double green

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triple red

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quadruple black

hidden ermine
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Yeah I dont think these can be 1 coloured pip and then X generic

twilit canyon
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quintuple white

hidden ermine
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Quintuple white would defo make it more balanced ye

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would be a fucked up wincon if you get it off and have a manland lmao

twilit canyon
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i was gonna say actually

hidden ermine
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Or are we exiling lands

twilit canyon
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i think quintuple white would solve balancing on death

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nah i think just exile everything would be punishment enough

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its balanced

hidden ermine
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Probably, but its 100% something youd need to playtest

twilit canyon
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death is fair and comes for all

hidden ermine
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Because casting costs are the worst thing to try and predict

twilit canyon
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i also think death if exiling lands, would be even more miserable

hidden ermine
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Oh for sure

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Its like uh

twilit canyon
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its already an effective game reset

hidden ermine
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Whats the one red card

twilit canyon
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it actually benefits aggressive decks more too

hidden ermine
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The really fucked up one that basically makes gutshot lethal

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[[Obliterate]]

twilit canyon
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exile everything but lands means that control decks can only benefit when they are insanely behind

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hidden ermine
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No but close

twilit canyon
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i know the one

hidden ermine
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[[Worldfire]]

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twilit canyon
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yep

hidden ermine
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Thats the one

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Its been too long since I saw this card and magic has way too many cards to remember them quickly >.>

twilit canyon
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the big thing to balance with death is ensuring the game ends quickly in either direction

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oh i got it

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gives players 3 counters

hidden ermine
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Oh like uh

twilit canyon
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players lose a counter every time they take damage or lose life

hidden ermine
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Fading for players

twilit canyon
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at 0, they lose

hidden ermine
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Then youd need to rewrite it again to fit the 4 scheme though probably

twilit canyon
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u can fit it by saying, exile all non-land permanents, exile all graveyards, exile each player's hands

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this gives u a 4th effect

hidden ermine
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Could work, though technically its one effect youre just writing out as 3

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Idk if magic ever does that tbh

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But its not like it causes any rules issues

twilit canyon
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can word it like farewell without the choose

hidden ermine
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Oh I guess it makes countering the activated ability less doable, since youd counter them each seperately?

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So it is technically mechanically different

twilit canyon
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exile all non-lands
exile all graveyards
exile each hands
each player gets 3 death counters. when a player loses life, they lose a death counter. when they lose their last death counter, they lose the game

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yeah like

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they all go up in their own trigger would be a good way to do it

hidden ermine
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Id say "doom" over "death" for the counters tbh?

twilit canyon
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doom works

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could even say finality counters since we have doom counters iirc

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i thought about it being a case where each player loses a counter at each end step but that would be miserable i think

hidden ermine
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Doom counters do exist but iirc they dont do anything consistent and none of them can be placed on players

twilit canyon
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forced draws

hidden ermine
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Fits flavourfully too since the previous doom counters were also about impending death/destruction

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[[Imminent Doom]]

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hidden ermine
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[[Armageddon Clock]]

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hidden ermine
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So yeah could be doom counter without issues I think

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Since there shouldnt be any way to move counters off of players onto permanents or vice versa?

twilit canyon
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uhh

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idt so

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could be some cards that move counters around or doubles em and places them eslewhere too but

hidden ermine
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I mean someone would've posted that when poison returned because people love their jank ass techs

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Though proliferate would interact very funny with this

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Funnily?

twilit canyon
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i think the big thing here would be that like

hidden ermine
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... what the fuck is funs adverb

twilit canyon
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since death is literally exiling everything

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it doesnt matter if the counters can be moved as they are generated

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everything is going

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also death flavor text and its important

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it locks exile for both players

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no karn the great creator picking up where u left off

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no resets

hidden ermine
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Like it grants you an emblem that does that?

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Flavourful, but veering into custommagic territory lmao

twilit canyon
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emblem or just text onto itself

hidden ermine
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Emblem is easier

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Doesnt cause memory issues

twilit canyon
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hm yeah

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i do think it does risk a bit custom-magic feel

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but it is flavorful and

hidden ermine
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I mean realistically in playtesting people would figure out if it actually reads or plays well and iterate

twilit canyon
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ensures that someone topdecking karn doesnt auto-win or can be abused by game reset effects

hidden ermine
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This whole exercise is just speedrunning the first step of the design process

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Without the remaining ones

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Also art-wise, its a panorama for sure isnt it

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Maybe with pestilence and conquest having something in the art signifying theyre seperate versions of one rider?

twilit canyon
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absolutely

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conquest/pestilence ride together or its like a mirror reflection of conquest

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riding towards war

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who rides towards famine

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who rides towards death

hidden ermine
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Oh I was thinking riding in parallel

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Each art at a slightly different angle

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And, hm

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Maybe Pestilence is like a reflection visible in dust kicked up by conquest

twilit canyon
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this does just give me reason to wanna do pestilence as a 1 drop

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but i think itd be a bit lame

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and maybe could cause issues if a 1 drop is allowed to go wide

hidden ermine
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Yeaaah definitely

twilit canyon
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think um

hidden ermine
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Also makes the balancing of pips not work

twilit canyon
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that 1 elf guy

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from lorwyn

hidden ermine
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Since 1 pip is like

twilit canyon
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hybrid white/green

hidden ermine
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... yeah literally nothing lmao

twilit canyon
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makes an elf

hidden ermine
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Id definitely stick with 2 and have it be a reflection kinda deal

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Or imitation or whatever

twilit canyon
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imitation or mirror works yeah

hidden ermine
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Still, this was a fun exercise in cardmaking

twilit canyon
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yeah for sure

hidden ermine
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This made me realise making MTG cards is probably a lot easier simply because theyre more constrained naturally

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Explains why YGOs custom card community never got quite as big

twilit canyon
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that

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makes a lot of sense

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also

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mtg cards have simpler card text and can condense things a lot more

hidden ermine
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I mean judging by custommagic that doesnt matter as much lmao

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But I guess non-archetypical design also helps

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You can design just one card

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Instead of a whole batch

twilit canyon
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sure and u dont have to make it a cycle too

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generics in ygo have to be super fucking careful

hidden ermine
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Without being forced into the niche of "handtrap, power spell or support"

twilit canyon
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or else its likely broken

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yeah

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i can just go ahead and go

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new red 1 drop for standard

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red

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creature - jackal

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haste

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when it attacks, it deals 1 damage to target player

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1/1

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done

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p sure theres like another card with a similar effect but its probably not a jackal

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its probably not standard legal

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i have created a new magic card

hidden ermine
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Funny enough the only thing coming to mind is an LoR card

twilit canyon
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or

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blue control wincon

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3 and double blue

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legendary planeswalker - blue control wincon

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+1 draw a card

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-2 bounce

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-6 exile their library

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4 loyalty

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timmy's wet dream

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7 and triple green

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creature - dinosaur dragon

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vigilance trample

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etb fights

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13/13

hidden ermine
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Do they make ult in 3 turns that wins walkers nowadays? I thought usually the rule of thumb was 4 turns to ult and win

twilit canyon
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hm

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idt so

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but

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meh

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can just make it 3 loyalty

dense berry
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ive never even really thought about turns to ult other than uhh

twilit canyon
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but yeah i have now created 3 cards that are like

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realistic

dense berry
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back in 2009

hidden ermine
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I would've said 7 to ult personally, 3 loyalty dies a touch too easily

dense berry
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garruk ulted in one turn

hidden ermine
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Its not really a balance thing fwiw

dense berry
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that was cool

hidden ermine
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Its just a pattern they used to follow

twilit canyon
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my 1st standard was 2019

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so ulting mattered

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teferi hero of dominaria and pirate vraska had realistic ults

hidden ermine
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Oh Pirate Vraska was 3 to ult

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Huh

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Wait did pirate Vraska see that much play? I thought it was Ravnica Vraska mostly

dense berry
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i once won an edh tournament using the og vraska

twilit canyon
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both saw play

hidden ermine
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Really? I guess I mustve misremembered, I couldve sworn it was the ravnica Vraska

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Either way, magic does lend itself better to custom card creation

twilit canyon
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u often ran 2 of each

hidden ermine
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Though I do think making custom keywords is an odd choice since those usually just exist for the sake of set flavour

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Since theyre kicker or horsemanship

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And its not like you save space when you have to write it out anyway

twilit canyon
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custom keywords is awk yea

waxen timber
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I still can't comprehend why WOTC didn't ban Sheoldred when they were trying to make Standard better

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I played 10 matches of Standard and faced 9 decks that played Sheoldred and 1 mono red.

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Like what data do they have that would indicate that Sheoldred isn't a problem. Just looking at MTGgoldfish, it has an insane playrate

sleek ferry
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Eh, I would say the meta is pretty fine right now

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Mono red is not too far off from golgari

twilit canyon
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imagine getting farmed like this

rich bronze
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Why is modern merfolk $1000

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Isn’t it supposed to be an affordable deck

trail anvil
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most of the cost I see comes from force of negation, cavern of souls and chalice of the void

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on an unrelated note, today's log-in reward is a core 19 pack pogofgreed

atomic harness
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Good stuff komi

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and misty

twilit canyon
stark skiff
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Just some more Confetti Foils. @atomic harness @rigid scarab

rigid scarab
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Land Tax

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Can you believe this guy @atomic harness

atomic harness
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I'm out

stark skiff
stark skiff
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The rest of todays buys. Foil where I could get it course @rigid scarab @atomic harness

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Why the fuck is Sharpshooter $20. Doesn’t even come foil lol

rigid scarab
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Man is crying about a card being $20

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While staring at a variant mana drain

atomic harness
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@meager isle @rigid scarab I am once again asking for assistance cleffa

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My old lgs is doing $100 edh things and giving away lotus petals if you manage to beat the pod. The rules are 100 dollar budget under mtggoldfish and we're allowed up to 10 proxies worrythink

rigid scarab
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Do the proxies count under the budget range in CK price

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Also Winota

atomic harness
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Yeah and yeah

rigid scarab
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(I'm not a cedh guy)

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(I just netdecked Etali with some minor changes)

atomic harness
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I'm a stubborn wastard so I only want to play with funny construct punchy old man NukGar thinking about what we can optimize though

atomic harness
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I guess another question would be, what cheap power cards am I supposed to be proxying worrythink

atomic harness
meager isle
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Uhhhh

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Bident of thassa maybe?

atomic harness
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Maybee

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sleek ferry
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Yesssss

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This is going to be great

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@atomic harness we’re in

sudden lava
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did TSA just put the commander into the middle of the deck

clever sun
golden plover
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Oh they're releasing new ltr collectors boosters with different chase cards

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Serialized "band posters" for characters

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Only 100 of them total, 20 per card

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But they're actually illegible lmao

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The text colors are genuinely terrible

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Honestly they probably should have just chose cards with less text?

sleek ferry
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I think we need to stop complaining about secret lairs be illegible tbh

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The artists are trying unique concepts to incorporate the text to fit with the differing art styles

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Like that Saruman’s art fucks

golden plover
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These are just bad graphic design tho

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I literally have a degree in this and if I turned these in for a class I would've lost points for it being too crowded

sleek ferry
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That’s a whole other complain though. Secret lairs being illegible is not as valid of a complain as “the art frankly sucks”

golden plover
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I mean the art is fine, but as game pieces these are awful

sleek ferry
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I always felt as if the secret lairs you so end up buying are a good representation of your personality and what you’re into

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Which is what secret lairs are supposed to be at the end of the day

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(Ignore the walking dead fiasco)

meager isle
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I can’t even read what the selesnya card is or does

copper pecan
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these are completely illegible

atomic harness
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They still have to count so its mostly only cheapo stuff

clever sun
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That sucks

atomic harness
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I know ToadHands so far I picked these

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swift reconfig, signal pest, and wash away

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atomic harness
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apparently it hits bommanders. Maybe I also need to proxy blue elemental and hydroblast so I dont get vibechecked by hedron grinder and winota

atomic harness
# clever sun That sucks

What are some other cheapo cards that are worth proxying Ahri7 ? wiggle room is unfortunately between $1-2

clever sun
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Nothing really

atomic harness
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Thank I'll just see what I can do. Last time I did alright

meager isle
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maybe mirrordin besieged?

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It auto kills someone if you get board wiped enough

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I actually forgot the second mode

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[[mirrordin besieged]]

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Enchantment
As Mirrodin Besieged enters the battlefield, choose Mirran or Phyrexian.
• Mirran — Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
• Phyrexian — At the beginning of your end step, draw a card, then discard a card. Then if there are fifteen or more artifact cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses the game.

meager isle
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oh it works for you too

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you can use both modes

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well either

atomic harness
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hum it felt kinda mid when I was trying it

meager isle
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I see

atomic harness
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[[Unctus]] kinda does its job but better

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Multiple cards match “Unctus”, can you be more specific?

atomic harness
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oh wow theres multiples

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[[unctus, grand metatect]]

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Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken
Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card."
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
manaup: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery. (manaup can be paid with either manau or 2 life.)
2/4

meager isle
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maybe boardwipes like [[their name is death]] or [[organic extinction]]?

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atomic harness
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maybe ahri4

meager isle
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idk if your meta needs boardwipes

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but I saw none in your deck

atomic harness
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yeah im the one often getting boardwiped ICANT

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I have one I think, white sun's twilight

meager isle
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ah yea that coutns

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do you think you're missing something?

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if it's just anti winota and hedron the stuff you already mentioned is probably enough

atomic harness
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I want to say cheap lands but ngl I'm not that color hungry when most of the things I cast are colorless

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I wanted to say artifact stax pieces but most of them are way over budget

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cant even play my urza's saga or esper sentinel pensivecowboybread

meager isle
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I'm sure we can find a few

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gaaIV meguface

atomic harness
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oh the funny old man himself

meager isle
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discounts urza by 2

atomic harness
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looks nice

atomic harness
sleek ferry
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$[[portal to phyrexia]]

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sleek ferry
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$24 is the low on tcgplayer

atomic harness
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I can't say I'm a fan

sleek ferry
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Uh you also got your standard artifact big creatures; steel hellkite, myr battlesphere

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Urza’s liberator

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Idk how much it is but if it’s low enough, skittering cicada could be an option

atomic harness
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Yeah we have battlesphere nyaruhodo

meager isle
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You’re recommending a $24 card for a $100 deck?

atomic harness
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Bioo which one is better, [[Blue Elemental Blast]] or [[Hydroblast]]

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atomic harness
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I have one slot left open

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im also thinking about mystic remora

meager isle
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It almost never comes up but hydro is better

atomic harness
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Whats the difference anyway, you can use it on non red stuff and it just doesnt do anything, but like you can up storm count?

meager isle
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Yeah

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So you can burn the jin gitax first spell counters and stuff

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But yea it almost never matters so they’re basically the same

atomic harness
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I heard something about spellskite too, whats the breakdown on that

meager isle
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I guess it’s worse into spellskite

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Spellskite can only redirect it if it itself is a legal target

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So it can redirect hydro but not blue

atomic harness
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ah since hydroblast can still target it yeah makes sense

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pretty sure im the only guy who uses spellskite in the tables usually ICANT The enchantment pump guy hates it

meager isle
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Oh you just take every aura? Lmao

atomic harness
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yeah his gameplan is to pump the funny wilson to one shot people but spellskite stops us from dying

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I'm thinking about replacing one of my counters to play both hydro and beb. Very scared of winota and hedron grinder

meager isle
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Sigh making me scroll up to your list again

atomic harness
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dont worry son I'll send a pic

meager isle
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I guess miscast or dispel

sudden lava
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art is cooler on hydroblast

atomic harness
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I'll keep everything and just play beb, hydro breaks budget I think

atomic harness
stark skiff
atomic harness
stark skiff
rigid scarab
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Sorry @atomic harness Adam has trouble comprehending anything under $20

stark skiff
trail anvil
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the decks didn't surprise me too much I still think golgari midrange is heavily overrated on ladder but I'm surprised at some of the most included cards from woe

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like lord skitter reads like a worse graveyard trespasser, is it there cause it's legendary and creates bodies?

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wasn't expecting spellbook vendor to be that high up either

trail anvil
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do you just pair it with wedding invitation?

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also

twilit canyon
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or any bargain cars

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*card

trail anvil
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wait are people actually using the bargain cards

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I got the impression that beseech the mirror fell flat before nyaruhodo

twilit canyon
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it did

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but there are other bargain cards around and the spare bodies dont hurt

rigid scarab
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Pinky Pie being cedh viable if it weren't for being silver border

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Would be hilarious

sleek ferry
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The only one in the top 10 I think is shit from testing is charming scoundrel tbh

golden plover
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And an illegible ring for everyone, not just post malone

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Also whatever the fuck that other style is supposed to be

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Looks really bad with the huge borders

sleek ferry
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that was probably the purpose

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make it differ enough from the 1 of 1

glad peak
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The fairy tale border one doesn’t look too bad

golden plover
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It's way better than the one on the left

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But it's ugly as shit

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That border should either fade into the art or be half that size

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Literally eats up a decent chunk of the art

atomic harness
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Adam on his way to buy 10 copies of the left tor

golden plover
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Isn't there 100 copies total?

stark skiff
meager isle
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You’d buy them just because they’re expensive

stark skiff
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woah woah

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the art better be good otherwise fuck them

golden plover
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You don't wanna pay $400 for a one ring you can't read?

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Then you can just make up effects

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"the ring also makes you sac a creature every time I draw a card"

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"it's in there, you just gotta read it"

stark skiff
golden plover
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What does "at the beginning (t): gain protection of your upkeep" mean

sleek ferry
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imagine not having this massacre girl adam

strong quartz
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I mean the one ring alt seems super readable

golden plover
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The right one does, left is 3 different colored text blocks that all bleed together

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It's better than some of the others tho

strong quartz
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I mean this is kindergarden level pattern recognition

golden plover
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The legendary creatures in the style are WAY worse

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That sauraman and Arwen are effectively unreadable to me

strong quartz
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It isn't even the dont open dead inside thing

stark skiff
golden plover
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Like I'm just not gonna try reading that arwen.she does whatever effect you want

stark skiff
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uhh Shadowborn Apostle

strong quartz
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Maybe its cuz I read a good amount of manga, but I don't really see a problem with readablility on either outside of fontsize

golden plover
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Text that's the same color as the art inside the art is a very bad idea

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The sauraman is also 3 blocks of text all over the place

strong quartz
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Justine Jones actually gets plus merits since they have the easiest

golden plover
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You're supposed to start with the block to the left, then right, then bottom

strong quartz
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Aragorn is just boring

golden plover
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Mount Doom and Aragorn are the best two

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You can actually read the cards

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Gandalf is okay I guess, but not great

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Sauraman is readable, barely

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And Arwen is illegible

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I still dunno where her power and toughness are

strong quartz
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Under her name

golden plover
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Oh

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Wait where's her mana cost?

strong quartz
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Top Right

golden plover
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Ohh. It's Selesnya Arwen

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Yeah that was not a good choice

golden plover
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I forgot I'm colorblind

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Apparently it's pretty easy to read if you're not

strong quartz
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Ah

trail anvil
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the wicked role going on anyone is nice, treasure is nice for pushes and the loot effect feels nice when you're mana screwed or need to dig for an answer

lusty trench
dense berry
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also damn theyre both awful

golden plover
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That way they can ban it in a bit

dense berry
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why do they keep photoshopping that ring art

golden plover
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Gotta make December money off the reprint

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Then go "woops it's banned"

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Considering it's 1/2 playable cards in the entire set

dense berry
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its funny the bundle one ring has better art, expanded art and is foil

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and its like half the price of a pack non foil one ring

rich bronze
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Guys

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How many extra sol rings can I include

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Before people notice things

glad peak
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100

meager isle
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You can always open with sol ring in the cedh tournament KEKW

twilit canyon
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"hmm its statistically unlikely but its not like it cant happen..."

merry owl
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Everything for chatterfang came in

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promos are surprisingly cheap

meager isle
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Oh my god that’s a lot of cards

golden plover
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Mana crypt reprint sorta

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Not really tho

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It's a list printing with new art

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Oh wait yeah this isn't gonna affect the price at all, since list will favor Jurassic park slots

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Okay it's confirmed list slots are eaten by Jurassic Park slots

meager isle
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I’ll probably die before I get a mana crypt

golden plover
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And they didn't do the SNC thing of cutting the commons/uncommons

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So this'll be about $200

copper pecan
golden plover
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OH THE MANA CRYPT IS HIDETSUGU

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Yeah it's not gonna be $200

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Try like $2k

golden plover
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I honestly can't think of 20 notable things from the Jurassic park franchise lmao

fallow citrus
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dinosaur

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park

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uh

golden plover
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Chris Pratt, his dinosaur

fallow citrus
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fast dinosaur

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big dinosaur

golden plover
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Uhhh yeah

fallow citrus
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flying dinosaur

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a jeep

golden plover
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Ummm... the kids from the first movie?

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The shoehorned women

golden plover
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They've gotta be dinosaur focused, but like, there's 0 unique dinosaurs

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Wait isn't there a child from one of the movies with dinosaur blood that summons swarms of locusts

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Her I guess

sudden lava
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a card that makes dinosaurs from dna

copper pecan
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isn't this kinda a big deal

fallow citrus
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oh nice

copper pecan
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for pioneer and historic

sudden lava
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nice cavern of souls reprint

fallow citrus
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good for every eternal format really

golden plover
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Probably brings spirits back into the mix

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And humans

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And the fact that it's main set is nice

merry owl
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Oof I just bought one

sudden lava
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we less then 2 weeks till Who reveals ^-^

twilit canyon
golden plover
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Princess Bride is an odd pick

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Not like thematically or anything, it's a good movie and sorta makes sense

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But like cuturually

meager isle
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Too bad they picked shit value cards

golden plover
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Honestly

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I vastly prefer the Godzilla style UB ones

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But I feel like every time they do the Godzilla ones, they pick shit cards on purpose so they can go "see people want the unique designs"

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95% of the other UB ones have been because they're getting something new in the franchise soon (toys, season of a show, new show for LotR). Is princess bride getting a new thing?

sleek ferry
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I might have to get those Princess bride cards in foil

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One of my favorite movies of all time

sudden lava
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I might get the new gandalf for my isekai suspend deck

golden plover
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It is a really good movie

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But God, stuff like Grixis Marchesa and Fynn were not cards that needed reprints

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Oh this one feels less polished

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Why isn't Ash legendary

sleek ferry
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Yeah but Andre the giant immortalized in a card is enough for me

sudden lava
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regular version of 2 new cards

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4

golden plover
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Ash as a Boros legend would have been perfect

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The evil dead card set are so weird

sleek ferry
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All arts we saw before except skullspore nexus iirc

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Cavern of souls reprint is so fucking nice though

golden plover
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Like it really feels like they randomly went "oh just throw them on the first card that says 'zombie'"

sleek ferry
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In the main set too

golden plover
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Honestly Ash should have been Sram

sleek ferry
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Naya was expected if you look at our dinosaurs pre ixalan

golden plover
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Secret Lair... nerf gun

sleek ferry
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Hasbro trying to sell their shitty toys by trying to push it on the only entity within hasbro making money

golden plover
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They really did randomly stretch the bolt art, and include a nerf gun with it. Weird

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Should have at least been a playset of stretched art bolts and not the 2 lmao

sleek ferry
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Should have been 2 bolts and 2 nerf guns

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That’s at least reasonable for 39.99 or w.e it is they charge

sudden lava
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its nerf or nothing pays 1 red mana to deal 3

golden plover
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It'll be like $60

hidden ermine
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Ixalan gods, huh?

twilit canyon
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ixalan gods when the phyrexians are invading:

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ixalan gods when a brown person is doing plot-relevant things on ixalan

golden plover
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Lmao my friend who collects nerf guns says the gun is actually a previous year's unpopular gun with a random lightning bolt on the side now

fallow citrus
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missed chance to make a nerf gun called the lightning bolter

golden plover
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Honestly

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And put like the actual art of bolt on the side

rich bronze
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Yo

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Cavern reprint

rich bronze
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Iirc the gun by itself

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Is like $7

golden plover
rich bronze
golden plover
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So I'd assume you're right

rich bronze
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I played with a jolt as a five year old

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I’m nearing 20

sudden lava
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The ixalan gods woke up cuz capybara in ixalan now

golden plover
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That's so funny it's just a random unpopular gun they had and 2 stretched art bolts for $60

rich bronze
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Will it finally

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Be like

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$20

copper pecan
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it's a mythic so like

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probably not

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but maybe

golden plover
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It's a standard mythic

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Unless it ends up seeing crazy standard play, probably

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It does boost 2 already good pioneer decks tho

sleek ferry
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We do have tribal decks in standard

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So seems like a no brainer

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Humans, faeries, soldiers

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Vampires to a much lesser degree

sudden lava
twilit canyon
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cavern is honestly really fucked lol

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im honestly a bit shocked we got cavern before aether vial

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aether vial is a really fair card for creature decks

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cavern of souls is a really broken card for tribal decks

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standard control just outright wont exist

sudden lava
#

Soon Amy Pond card

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god I am so excited

sleek ferry
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At least till rotation

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I reserve the right to be wrong if it gets really egregious though

waxen timber
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Did decent at draft tonight

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Promo lotus petal, foil rystic, foil bitterblossom

sleek ferry
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Sheesh

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I would say that’s a successful night

rigid scarab
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That's good

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My 'No UB' rule may come back to bite me

trail anvil
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is 4c humans a thing in alchemy with aragorn? nyaruhodo

twilit canyon
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no

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only thing that exists in alchemy is mono black

sleek ferry
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I mean Tbf, it’s not as if humans really struggled with control to begin with

golden plover
#

Spirits in Pioneer gets a huge buff

twilit canyon
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do they

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what control deck is running around countering them

trail anvil
sudden lava
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oh two cute things about Indominus Rex Alpha

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black lotus in art

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and the mana cost includes hybrid mana.

twilit canyon
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?

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what does indominus having a hybrid cost have anything to do with a lotus

trail anvil
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I got 2 more draft tokens and another core 20 pack in the mail

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this seems like a glitch, I hope I don't get banned peepoS

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supposedly it should be fine?

sudden lava
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Black lotus is a nice throwback to magic history
AND Indominus Rex has hybrid mana because she herself is a hybrid

golden plover
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Kellan makes a new token type

copper pecan
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following in the footsteps of his father by making a new token and not explaining it

golden plover
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Oh this one is outright illegible

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What the fuck is this formatting

twilit canyon
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2 mana 2/3 on attack draw a card or mill a card if its useless and a 1 mana adventure to curve into itself

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my hopes for ixalan are... mildly restored

golden plover
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Kellan is really good regardless of what maps do yeah

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2/3 that scouts for 2 is nice

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So even if maps suck, he's playable

twilit canyon
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maps would need to be outright detrimental or useless for him to not be worth running tbh

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that adventure also makes multiples okay to draq

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*draw

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especially depending on what maps do

golden plover
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Yeah there's no way he's bad

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They kill one and you've got another exiled

sleek ferry
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Also adventures on another plane not named eldraine or dnd

trail anvil
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being his own curve is pretty damn nice too

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oh misty already said that

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but yeah can't wait to see maps nyaruhodo

lusty trench
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trying to figure what the hell a map token can do

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pay 2 crack it for ramp?

copper pecan
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i feel like it's gotta be something to do with lands in order to keep in line with explore

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maybe it's 2: target creature you control explores?

golden plover
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True, might be an explore based thing

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I figure making X at G means they can't be crazy

lusty trench
golden plover
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Yeah true

dense berry
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thats a decent draw engine in the command zone

stark skiff
sleek ferry
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Now that’s a card we can respect @rigid scarab @atomic harness

rigid scarab
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Moneybags 🫵

stark skiff
trail anvil
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cashing in on these draft tokens and wizards is trolling me

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hearth elemental, witch's vanity, three blind mice and intruder alarm all in the same pack, and I'm already in rakdos sadcat

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on the bright side witch's vanity somehow made it through the table

twilit canyon
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ive not been playing a ton of arena since getting to rank 2 mythic earlier in the month

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but i did log in for the draft tokens and farmed back to back 7-0s

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this draft format is good for aggro

trail anvil
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teach me your ways, I'm struggling down here at 3 losses

sleek ferry
#

Went 4-3 with blue white in draft just now

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This draft format is fun

golden plover
#

Card for Sheldon coming in a future set

rigid scarab
#

That's nice

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What set?

lusty trench
#

Looks like strixhaven

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Silverquil master

golden plover
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We are returning to Strixhaven next year

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That's definitely a silverquill outfit tho

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Sheldon also designed the commander and some of the cards in the silverquill precon

trail anvil
#

nice tribute

golden plover
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He designed [[Inkshield]] as one of his favorite cards

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golden plover
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So maybe it's got an Inkshield on a body effect?

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And yeah, very nice tribute

zinc shard
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I've got enough Wildcards to make 5C Ramp, Golgari Midrange, or Dimir Midrange AND Dimir Fairies

rich bronze
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If the only expensive card I don’t have here is a metalworker ( as of tomorrow)

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Should I build this deck

rich bronze
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Finally getting my workshop today 😄

rich bronze
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Alternatively

sudden lava
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sudden lava
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this commander kinda hilarious

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Avoids commander tax altogether, and turns small ping spells into 4 (or more) damage per instance

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could combine it with say a manabarb

fallow citrus
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cool that it turns lava spike and gut shot into ping for 4

#

not that exciting for commander though lmao

meager isle
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Kelermorph already exists unfortunately

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Which isn’t “better” but it’s hard to justify this over him

trail anvil
#

in hbrawl it oughta be fun at least

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sounds fun with grapeshot

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also you can boost its power for other shenanigans

sleek ferry
#

I kinda love this guy’s design tbh

golden plover
#

Something with him and grapeshot sounds funny

meager isle
#

Blazing shoal exiling blasphemous act

golden plover
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How do we play him in something red and then proceed to get a storm count of 5?

twilit canyon
#

is that an actual or rhetorical question

hidden ermine
#

Does historic have rituals?

golden plover
#

I mean I figure it's fairly easy, considering the hardest part is getting him out

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You just would need a storm deck that can get him out and then go off

#

They should give me grapeshot in pioneer btw

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I'd be trusted with it

twilit canyon
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well not just one but only one good one

twilit canyon
#

[[rite of flames]], [[manamorphose]]

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stark skiff
rich bronze
rigid scarab
zinc shard
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I didn't realize Training Ground was in standard

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I gotta start brewing

trail anvil
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didn't some more memey cauldron turbo decks use that

zinc shard
#

Man I love Standard

rigid scarab
#

Purchases for today @atomic harness @stark skiff

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I know I know

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It's a big one

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A whole $16

fallow citrus
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look at mr moneybags here

rigid scarab
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I know. Sorry pensivecowboybread

stark skiff
rigid scarab
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I'm sorry