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[[skeletal grimace]] does
extremely good bottom 5 this week
the silent hill card has got to be one of the all time worst
holy shit this is genuinely all terrible
I feel like a few of these tend to be just color breaks but man
Destroy All Creatures
Next turn, all creatures must attack
i love how james makes 5 different tokens and then doesn't tell you what any of them are
My eyes glazed over at James the Guilty
Like I got halfway through the text and I already dont understand what it does
don't forget 4 mana steal all nonland permanents on a mardu saga
genuinely what was their thought process
"I want to adapt the four horsemen as a saga" is my guess
Flavor win
yea what is this
but shouldn't death be the last one and conquest be the first
conquest, war, famine, death
Pretty sure most groupings are death first and conquest last
Though yes the "correct" grouping is what Misty said
Assuming you go in order of the seals
yea i went by order of the seals
Im going by like
Popular depictions ig?
Like I swear the most famous work on the four horsemen had death first
(Artwork)
Anyway in this instance I assume its at least some thought involved for gameplay
john's revelation is whats important here
Having conquest go first and then death would be weird
You steal their stuff, then you destroy something you already stole?
first comes the white horse carrying a bow and is known as conquest
then comes the red rider with the sword known as war
Vs destroying creatures and planeswalkers and then stealing artifacts and enchantments
The odd one is war because ... yeah wtf is that gonna do
the third, a food merchant riding a black horse known as famine who carries the scales
But I assume they wanted it to be a wrath with upside (?)
the fourth is the pale white rider known as death
Realistically if I were to "fix" this design
Id probably change the order to war, pestilence, death and conquest (for gameplay reasons), make the cust at least WUBR (and probably WUBR2) and go from there?
the way u could order this effect would be
stage 1: gain control of all creatures target player controls
stage 2: all creatures in play are goaded
stage 3: all creatures are given -1/-1 counters on them
stage 4: exile all creatures in play and in graveyards
That would make it make more sense gameplay-wise, be less absurdly busted and more in-colour
Stage 3 feels a bit weak and sorta at odds with stage 1
I guess its weak because of how at odds it is
yes
But I also dunno how to implement famine as anything but -X/-X flavourwise
Land destruction but they dont print land destruction
starvation would be -1/-1 counters or -x/-x until end of turn
but at that case, that steps on war and death's stages
death a little less
imo the riders would be legendary creatures
can make it a cycle even by sneaking in pestilence the other name for conquest
mmm i guess
[[Famine Incarnate]]
Legendary Creature — Avatar
As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs
less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way.
When Torgaar, Famine Incarnate enters the battlefield, up to one target player's life total becomes half their starting life total, rounded down.
7/6
I mean its an enchantment that steals their board on ETB
Its gonna be a flavour thing that wont see play outside of Draft I think
Because it cant be much cheaper than omniscience
True, but I think Timmy sagas are fine to have sometimes
i mean yeah
flavorful stuff and all
i know some ppl argued for a bit that the elemental rider cycle from m20 was the 4 horsemen basically
Its a stretch honestly
but its thrown off by white and green's cycle
red being war sure
hasting stuff in
dealing damage as it dies
sure
black being famine
sure
i guess
Though black looks more Death visually
yup
Blue one is odd too tbh
Yeah especially because magic references are generally like
if id do a horsemen cycle
Not subtle
Theyd be avatars I assume?
I think thats the cardtype
Creature type
yes
avatars is basically perfect
white = death and it exiles
blue = conquest and its a mind control
black = famine and its either life drain or massive life loss for both
red = war and it likely goads/acts of treasons stuff with some burn
green = pestilence and it involves going wide with plague creatures
its how id do it i think
i also like the idea that the horsemen are sequential so they go up the mana curve
green and blue ones being the cheapest with white being the most expensive
Act of treason has the issue of overlapping and goading is kinda ... weak
But at the same time
Its the red card in the cycle soooo
lmfao
yeah
nah nah u can make the red in the cycle really good dont get it twisted
You can it happens sometimes
but i do like the idea that one of them has to suck
Urabrask was like the worst of his cycle ... I wanna say twice?
Also Im surprised you went with life-loss rather than -X/-X
For black
life loss or drain
i think the effects could be something like
death would work similar to [[farewell]]
just absolutely kill everything
The most expensive one then
I assume going sequentially by order
mhm
Though that sucks for war lmao
probs 5 mana but much harder to cast
Since its conquest and debatably pestilence before him
famine would be similar to famine incarnate
cut player's life in half
though i am thinking of having it have a drain
cut everyones life in half
or set everyone's life to a set total
and then gain life equal to life lost this way
Could work, but that feels less like famine and more like "what the british did to the irish"
its much worse in 60 cards
So still famine but with a genocidal angle
oh yeah for sure loool
i mean yeah
if it just
nuked both player's life and left it at that
Itd be lackluster
itd probs be way too weak?
yea
war can be pushed heavily
3 mana act of treason on a body
Risks overlap but I think that works best yeah
and then sacrifice it and deal damage to creature/walker/battle
Oh I guess
sacrifice it and war would be interesting
Conquest could steal artifacts
and probs balance
Rather than creatures
i was thinking about that yeah
conquest would steal artifacts/enchantments
And pestilence would go wide
Maybe create stuff whenever something dies
Yknow the whole "infection spreading" thing
pestilence would likely be the one to go wide
Plus an angle of multiplying locust swarms
x non-token creature dies, create x 1/1 rat or insect
it doesnt particularly matter
If nothing else because I like rats and I dont think they deserve the plague-bearer reputation
2 mana for conquest and pestilence
3 mana for war
4 mana for famine
5 mana for death
oh but they all share power/toughness
2/2
keywording them
Oh thats an interesting angle
I almost wonder if there should be a way to have 1-4 motif in there
conquest would have vigilance even though its super out of place in blue
Referring to the seals
Like 1 target, 2 targets, etc. etc..
but this would mean death would need to be heavily toned down
ohhh
in that sense
actually could be cool
or
actually
seal number would dictate their effects
effects/keywords
Maybe 1 target and 1/1, war burns for 2 when you sac, famine, idk, and death could be, hmmm
Is destroying 4 targets too much?
so conquest/pestilence just get the 1 effect
It probably is
Cuz thats like Chupacabra on crack
Oh like how many effects they have
war would act of treason and then sack to damage
2
famine would do the drain and have deathtouch first strike
Pestilence loses health, gains health and maybe applies -X/-X where X is some number?
Oh or that, that could work
And Death either has 3 keywords and the effect
Or you do the formatting of 4 effects and you choose one
Like [[Farewell]] which you mentioned earlier
im kind of thinking that the full game cleanse besides hands would be enough yeah
toss in planeswalkers
thats 5 effects
Shouldnt it be 4 though, since 4 seals?
Must be one hell of a casting cost though to balance a 5 mana doing that lmao
no choosing
death just nukes everything
artifacts and enchantments as 1 effect
exile all creatures and planeswalkers as a 2nd effect
exile all graveyards as 3rd effect
exile all battles as 4th
Like all sequentially and its just split that way for flavour, or like it triggers up to 4 times?
Cuz Im not sure what the trigger would be
alternatively
and hear me out cus this one is brutal but it could be thematic
exile all graves and battles as 3rd
... does MTG have the "apply the following effects in sequence based on the number of X" thing that YGO has?
and then exile each player's hands as 4th effect
i could also see that so long as death is exiled, nothing can be brought back from exile too just to be safe
Because I was thinking, what if Death gets the effects in sequence based on how many other riders or Avatars there are
mtg can do that but itd be wayyyy too jank and messy i think
You throw the creature and walker one on the first so its always good
And then the others for flavour and to have 4 effects
Eh fair
But yeah Im trying to think how you could balance that on a 5 mana creature
exiling all creatures and walkers would sadly include death too
so itd have to be the only creature not exiled
Could be "non-avatar"
that would be tricky i think
Fitting with the hwole divine judgment thing
a curve of them would be insanely backbreaking
I mean I assume these have multiple pips casting costs
And at that point if you have the right land curve for a 5 colour deck and drew 5 specific cards in 5 turns and the enemy had no interaction
that could be it
Honestly? You deserve to win
balance them with casting costs
double blue and double green
triple red
quadruple black
Yeah I dont think these can be 1 coloured pip and then X generic
quintuple white
Quintuple white would defo make it more balanced ye
would be a fucked up wincon if you get it off and have a manland lmao
i was gonna say actually
Or are we exiling lands
i think quintuple white would solve balancing on death
nah i think just exile everything would be punishment enough
its balanced
Probably, but its 100% something youd need to playtest
death is fair and comes for all
Because casting costs are the worst thing to try and predict
i also think death if exiling lands, would be even more miserable
its already an effective game reset
Whats the one red card
it actually benefits aggressive decks more too
exile everything but lands means that control decks can only benefit when they are insanely behind
No but close
i know the one
[[Worldfire]]
yep
Thats the one
Its been too long since I saw this card and magic has way too many cards to remember them quickly >.>
the big thing to balance with death is ensuring the game ends quickly in either direction
oh i got it
gives players 3 counters
Oh like uh
players lose a counter every time they take damage or lose life
Fading for players
at 0, they lose
Then youd need to rewrite it again to fit the 4 scheme though probably
u can fit it by saying, exile all non-land permanents, exile all graveyards, exile each player's hands
this gives u a 4th effect
Could work, though technically its one effect youre just writing out as 3
Idk if magic ever does that tbh
But its not like it causes any rules issues
can word it like farewell without the choose
Oh I guess it makes countering the activated ability less doable, since youd counter them each seperately?
So it is technically mechanically different
exile all non-lands
exile all graveyards
exile each hands
each player gets 3 death counters. when a player loses life, they lose a death counter. when they lose their last death counter, they lose the game
yeah like
they all go up in their own trigger would be a good way to do it
Id say "doom" over "death" for the counters tbh?
doom works
could even say finality counters since we have doom counters iirc
i thought about it being a case where each player loses a counter at each end step but that would be miserable i think
Doom counters do exist but iirc they dont do anything consistent and none of them can be placed on players
forced draws
Fits flavourfully too since the previous doom counters were also about impending death/destruction
[[Imminent Doom]]
[[Armageddon Clock]]
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a doom counter on Armageddon Clock.
At the beginning of your draw step, Armageddon Clock deals damage equal to the number of doom counters on it to each player.
: Remove a doom counter from Armageddon Clock. Any player may activate this ability but only during any upkeep step.
So yeah could be doom counter without issues I think
Since there shouldnt be any way to move counters off of players onto permanents or vice versa?
uhh
idt so
could be some cards that move counters around or doubles em and places them eslewhere too but
I mean someone would've posted that when poison returned because people love their jank ass techs
Though proliferate would interact very funny with this
Funnily?
i think the big thing here would be that like
... what the fuck is funs adverb
since death is literally exiling everything
it doesnt matter if the counters can be moved as they are generated
everything is going
also death flavor text and its important
it locks exile for both players
no karn the great creator picking up where u left off
no resets
Like it grants you an emblem that does that?
Flavourful, but veering into custommagic territory lmao
emblem or just text onto itself
I mean realistically in playtesting people would figure out if it actually reads or plays well and iterate
ensures that someone topdecking karn doesnt auto-win or can be abused by game reset effects
This whole exercise is just speedrunning the first step of the design process
Without the remaining ones
Also art-wise, its a panorama for sure isnt it
Maybe with pestilence and conquest having something in the art signifying theyre seperate versions of one rider?
absolutely
conquest/pestilence ride together or its like a mirror reflection of conquest
riding towards war
who rides towards famine
who rides towards death
Oh I was thinking riding in parallel
Each art at a slightly different angle
And, hm
Maybe Pestilence is like a reflection visible in dust kicked up by conquest
this does just give me reason to wanna do pestilence as a 1 drop
but i think itd be a bit lame
and maybe could cause issues if a 1 drop is allowed to go wide
Yeaaah definitely
think um
Also makes the balancing of pips not work
Since 1 pip is like
hybrid white/green
... yeah literally nothing lmao
makes an elf
Id definitely stick with 2 and have it be a reflection kinda deal
Or imitation or whatever
imitation or mirror works yeah
Still, this was a fun exercise in cardmaking
yeah for sure
This made me realise making MTG cards is probably a lot easier simply because theyre more constrained naturally
Explains why YGOs custom card community never got quite as big
that
makes a lot of sense
also
mtg cards have simpler card text and can condense things a lot more
I mean judging by custommagic that doesnt matter as much lmao
But I guess non-archetypical design also helps
You can design just one card
Instead of a whole batch
sure and u dont have to make it a cycle too
generics in ygo have to be super fucking careful
Without being forced into the niche of "handtrap, power spell or support"
or else its likely broken
yeah
i can just go ahead and go
new red 1 drop for standard
red
creature - jackal
haste
when it attacks, it deals 1 damage to target player
1/1
done
p sure theres like another card with a similar effect but its probably not a jackal
its probably not standard legal
i have created a new magic card
Funny enough the only thing coming to mind is an LoR card
or
blue control wincon
3 and double blue
legendary planeswalker - blue control wincon
+1 draw a card
-2 bounce
-6 exile their library
4 loyalty
timmy's wet dream
7 and triple green
creature - dinosaur dragon
vigilance trample
etb fights
13/13
Do they make ult in 3 turns that wins walkers nowadays? I thought usually the rule of thumb was 4 turns to ult and win
ive never even really thought about turns to ult other than uhh
back in 2009
I would've said 7 to ult personally, 3 loyalty dies a touch too easily
garruk ulted in one turn
Its not really a balance thing fwiw
that was cool
Its just a pattern they used to follow
my 1st standard was 2019
so ulting mattered
teferi hero of dominaria and pirate vraska had realistic ults
Oh Pirate Vraska was 3 to ult
Huh
Wait did pirate Vraska see that much play? I thought it was Ravnica Vraska mostly
i once won an edh tournament using the og vraska
she was golgari mid and sultai mid top end
both saw play
Really? I guess I mustve misremembered, I couldve sworn it was the ravnica Vraska
Either way, magic does lend itself better to custom card creation
u often ran 2 of each
Though I do think making custom keywords is an odd choice since those usually just exist for the sake of set flavour
Since theyre kicker or horsemanship
And its not like you save space when you have to write it out anyway
custom keywords is awk yea
I still can't comprehend why WOTC didn't ban Sheoldred when they were trying to make Standard better
I played 10 matches of Standard and faced 9 decks that played Sheoldred and 1 mono red.
Like what data do they have that would indicate that Sheoldred isn't a problem. Just looking at MTGgoldfish, it has an insane playrate
Eh, I would say the meta is pretty fine right now
Mono red is not too far off from golgari
imagine getting farmed like this
most of the cost I see comes from force of negation, cavern of souls and chalice of the void
on an unrelated note, today's log-in reward is a core 19 pack 
in theory
Just some more Confetti Foils. @atomic harness @rigid scarab
I'm out

The rest of todays buys. Foil where I could get it course @rigid scarab @atomic harness
Why the fuck is Sharpshooter $20. Doesn’t even come foil lol
@meager isle @rigid scarab I am once again asking for assistance 
My old lgs is doing $100 edh things and giving away lotus petals if you manage to beat the pod. The rules are 100 dollar budget under mtggoldfish and we're allowed up to 10 proxies 
Yeah and yeah
I'm a stubborn wastard so I only want to play with funny construct punchy old man
thinking about what we can optimize though
I guess another question would be, what cheap power cards am I supposed to be proxying 
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/5391280#paper This is what I have and it's at $99
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Do the proxies need to fall under the $100 price point?
Oh they're releasing new ltr collectors boosters with different chase cards
Serialized "band posters" for characters
Only 100 of them total, 20 per card
But they're actually illegible lmao
The text colors are genuinely terrible
Honestly they probably should have just chose cards with less text?
I think we need to stop complaining about secret lairs be illegible tbh
The artists are trying unique concepts to incorporate the text to fit with the differing art styles
Like that Saruman’s art fucks
These are just bad graphic design tho
I literally have a degree in this and if I turned these in for a class I would've lost points for it being too crowded
That’s a whole other complain though. Secret lairs being illegible is not as valid of a complain as “the art frankly sucks”
I mean the art is fine, but as game pieces these are awful
I always felt as if the secret lairs you so end up buying are a good representation of your personality and what you’re into
Which is what secret lairs are supposed to be at the end of the day
(Ignore the walking dead fiasco)
I can’t even read what the selesnya card is or does
these are completely illegible
Hum yeah!
They still have to count so its mostly only cheapo stuff
That sucks
apparently it hits bommanders. Maybe I also need to proxy blue elemental and hydroblast so I dont get vibechecked by hedron grinder and winota
What are some other cheapo cards that are worth proxying
? wiggle room is unfortunately between $1-2
Nothing really
Thank I'll just see what I can do. Last time I did alright
maybe mirrordin besieged?
It auto kills someone if you get board wiped enough
I actually forgot the second mode
[[mirrordin besieged]]
Enchantment
As Mirrodin Besieged enters the battlefield, choose Mirran or Phyrexian.
• Mirran — Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
• Phyrexian — At the beginning of your end step, draw a card, then discard a card. Then if there are fifteen or more artifact cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses the game.
hum it felt kinda mid when I was trying it
I see
[[Unctus]] kinda does its job but better
Multiple cards match “Unctus”, can you be more specific?
Legendary Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Vedalken
Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card."
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery. (
can be paid with either
or 2 life.)
2/4
maybe boardwipes like [[their name is death]] or [[organic extinction]]?
maybe 
yeah im the one often getting boardwiped 
I have one I think, white sun's twilight
ah yea that coutns
do you think you're missing something?
if it's just anti winota and hedron the stuff you already mentioned is probably enough
I want to say cheap lands but ngl I'm not that color hungry when most of the things I cast are colorless
I wanted to say artifact stax pieces but most of them are way over budget
cant even play my urza's saga or esper sentinel 
oh the funny old man himself
discounts urza by 2
looks nice
oh I forgot I owned lion sash lol
Portal to phyrexia sounds like a strong blowout in this $100 format
$[[portal to phyrexia]]
Artifact
When Portal to Phyrexia enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices three creatures.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. It's a Phyrexian in addition to its other types.
After five thousand years, the nightmare returned.
$24 is the low on tcgplayer
I can't say I'm a fan
Uh you also got your standard artifact big creatures; steel hellkite, myr battlesphere
Urza’s liberator
Idk how much it is but if it’s low enough, skittering cicada could be an option
Yeah we have battlesphere 
You’re recommending a $24 card for a $100 deck?
Bioo which one is better, [[Blue Elemental Blast]] or [[Hydroblast]]
It almost never comes up but hydro is better
Whats the difference anyway, you can use it on non red stuff and it just doesnt do anything, but like you can up storm count?
Yeah
So you can burn the jin gitax first spell counters and stuff
But yea it almost never matters so they’re basically the same
I heard something about spellskite too, whats the breakdown on that
I guess it’s worse into spellskite
Spellskite can only redirect it if it itself is a legal target
So it can redirect hydro but not blue
ah since hydroblast can still target it yeah makes sense
pretty sure im the only guy who uses spellskite in the tables usually
The enchantment pump guy hates it
Oh you just take every aura? Lmao
yeah his gameplan is to pump the funny wilson to one shot people but spellskite stops us from dying
I'm thinking about replacing one of my counters to play both hydro and beb. Very scared of winota and hedron grinder
Sigh making me scroll up to your list again
dont worry son I'll send a pic
do hydroblast
I guess miscast or dispel
art is cooler on hydroblast
I'll keep everything and just play beb, hydro breaks budget I think
dispel has been clutch in counterwars 
Rich 
son those cards dont cost anything 

Sorry @atomic harness Adam has trouble comprehending anything under $20
Also picked up the promo Anguished Unmaking today. Love the artwork on it.
the decks didn't surprise me too much I still think golgari midrange is heavily overrated on ladder but I'm surprised at some of the most included cards from woe
like lord skitter reads like a worse graveyard trespasser, is it there cause it's legendary and creates bodies?
wasn't expecting spellbook vendor to be that high up either
the bodies basically
yep thats a good combo
or any bargain cars
*card
wait are people actually using the bargain cards
I got the impression that beseech the mirror fell flat before 
Pinky Pie being cedh viable if it weren't for being silver border
Would be hilarious
The only one in the top 10 I think is shit from testing is charming scoundrel tbh
And an illegible ring for everyone, not just post malone
Also whatever the fuck that other style is supposed to be
Looks really bad with the huge borders
The fairy tale border one doesn’t look too bad
It's way better than the one on the left
But it's ugly as shit
That border should either fade into the art or be half that size
Literally eats up a decent chunk of the art
Adam on his way to buy 10 copies of the left tor
Isn't there 100 copies total?
sir who wants those hideous things
You’d buy them just because they’re expensive
You don't wanna pay $400 for a one ring you can't read?
Then you can just make up effects
"the ring also makes you sac a creature every time I draw a card"
"it's in there, you just gotta read it"
oh worth
What does "at the beginning (t): gain protection of your upkeep" mean
imagine not having this massacre girl adam
I mean the one ring alt seems super readable
The right one does, left is 3 different colored text blocks that all bleed together
It's better than some of the others tho
I mean this is kindergarden level pattern recognition
The legendary creatures in the style are WAY worse
That sauraman and Arwen are effectively unreadable to me
It isn't even the dont open dead inside thing
i thought this was that one card that had multiple SL drops lol but that art is sick
Like I'm just not gonna try reading that arwen.she does whatever effect you want
uhh Shadowborn Apostle
Maybe its cuz I read a good amount of manga, but I don't really see a problem with readablility on either outside of fontsize
Text that's the same color as the art inside the art is a very bad idea
The sauraman is also 3 blocks of text all over the place
Justine Jones actually gets plus merits since they have the easiest
You're supposed to start with the block to the left, then right, then bottom
Aragorn is just boring
Mount Doom and Aragorn are the best two
You can actually read the cards
Gandalf is okay I guess, but not great
Sauraman is readable, barely
And Arwen is illegible
I still dunno where her power and toughness are
Under her name
Top Right
Someone pointed out that this one is actually a colorblindness issue lmao
I forgot I'm colorblind
Apparently it's pretty easy to read if you're not
Ah
I still think this card has decent value
the wicked role going on anyone is nice, treasure is nice for pushes and the loot effect feels nice when you're mana screwed or need to dig for an answer
I'm not colour blind, it still fucks with me
super fast reprint of a premium product chase mythic
also damn theyre both awful
That way they can ban it in a bit
why do they keep photoshopping that ring art
Gotta make December money off the reprint
Then go "woops it's banned"
Considering it's 1/2 playable cards in the entire set
its funny the bundle one ring has better art, expanded art and is foil
and its like half the price of a pack non foil one ring
100
You can always open with sol ring in the cedh tournament 
"hmm its statistically unlikely but its not like it cant happen..."
Oh my god that’s a lot of cards
Mana crypt reprint sorta
Not really tho
It's a list printing with new art
Oh wait yeah this isn't gonna affect the price at all, since list will favor Jurassic park slots
Okay it's confirmed list slots are eaten by Jurassic Park slots
I’ll probably die before I get a mana crypt
And they didn't do the SNC thing of cutting the commons/uncommons
So this'll be about $200
jeff goldblum magic the gathering real??????
yup
but the real juicy stuff is that sultai Indominus
GHALTA
I honestly can't think of 20 notable things from the Jurassic park franchise lmao
Chris Pratt, his dinosaur
Uhhh yeah
They've gotta be dinosaur focused, but like, there's 0 unique dinosaurs
Wait isn't there a child from one of the movies with dinosaur blood that summons swarms of locusts
Her I guess
a card that makes dinosaurs from dna
oh nice
for pioneer and historic
nice cavern of souls reprint
good for every eternal format really
This is huge for pioneer
Probably brings spirits back into the mix
And humans
And the fact that it's main set is nice
Oof I just bought one
we less then 2 weeks till Who reveals ^-^
huge for historic
Princess Bride is an odd pick
Not like thematically or anything, it's a good movie and sorta makes sense
But like cuturually
Too bad they picked shit value cards
Honestly
I vastly prefer the Godzilla style UB ones
But I feel like every time they do the Godzilla ones, they pick shit cards on purpose so they can go "see people want the unique designs"
95% of the other UB ones have been because they're getting something new in the franchise soon (toys, season of a show, new show for LotR). Is princess bride getting a new thing?
I might have to get those Princess bride cards in foil
One of my favorite movies of all time
I might get the new gandalf for my isekai suspend deck
It is a really good movie
But God, stuff like Grixis Marchesa and Fynn were not cards that needed reprints
Oh this one feels less polished
Why isn't Ash legendary
Yeah but Andre the giant immortalized in a card is enough for me
All arts we saw before except skullspore nexus iirc
Cavern of souls reprint is so fucking nice though
Like it really feels like they randomly went "oh just throw them on the first card that says 'zombie'"
In the main set too
Honestly Ash should have been Sram
Naya was expected if you look at our dinosaurs pre ixalan
Hasbro trying to sell their shitty toys by trying to push it on the only entity within hasbro making money
They really did randomly stretch the bolt art, and include a nerf gun with it. Weird
Should have at least been a playset of stretched art bolts and not the 2 lmao
Should have been 2 bolts and 2 nerf guns
That’s at least reasonable for 39.99 or w.e it is they charge
its nerf or nothing pays 1 red mana to deal 3
It'll be like $60
Ixalan gods, huh?
ixalan gods when the phyrexians are invading:
ixalan gods when a brown person is doing plot-relevant things on ixalan
Lmao my friend who collects nerf guns says the gun is actually a previous year's unpopular gun with a random lightning bolt on the side now
missed chance to make a nerf gun called the lightning bolter
Yeah my friend who collects nerf guns says it's an unpopular one from a few years ago
It’s a jolt, they’ve been part of the nerf lineup for well over a decade
So I'd assume you're right
The ixalan gods woke up cuz capybara in ixalan now
That's so funny it's just a random unpopular gun they had and 2 stretched art bolts for $60
It's a standard mythic
Unless it ends up seeing crazy standard play, probably
It does boost 2 already good pioneer decks tho
We do have tribal decks in standard
So seems like a no brainer
Humans, faeries, soldiers
Vampires to a much lesser degree
Hoping we get capybara tribal in Ixalan
they didnt need cavern
cavern is honestly really fucked lol
im honestly a bit shocked we got cavern before aether vial
aether vial is a really fair card for creature decks
cavern of souls is a really broken card for tribal decks
standard control just outright wont exist
Not the worst thing tbh
At least till rotation
I reserve the right to be wrong if it gets really egregious though
Oh fuck
That's good
My 'No UB' rule may come back to bite me
humans are gonna love this in standard 
is 4c humans a thing in alchemy with aragorn? 
I mean Tbf, it’s not as if humans really struggled with control to begin with
Spirits in Pioneer gets a huge buff
I figured there was less importance in the can't be countered and more in the untapped 5c land
oh two cute things about Indominus Rex Alpha
black lotus in art
and the mana cost includes hybrid mana.
I got 2 more draft tokens and another core 20 pack in the mail
this seems like a glitch, I hope I don't get banned 
supposedly it should be fine?
two separate things misty
Black lotus is a nice throwback to magic history
AND Indominus Rex has hybrid mana because she herself is a hybrid
following in the footsteps of his father by making a new token and not explaining it
also being very strong on-rate with multiple card advantage slots
2 mana 2/3 on attack draw a card or mill a card if its useless and a 1 mana adventure to curve into itself
my hopes for ixalan are... mildly restored
Kellan is really good regardless of what maps do yeah
2/3 that scouts for 2 is nice
So even if maps suck, he's playable
maps would need to be outright detrimental or useless for him to not be worth running tbh
that adventure also makes multiples okay to draq
*draw
especially depending on what maps do
Also adventures on another plane not named eldraine or dnd
being his own curve is pretty damn nice too
oh misty already said that
but yeah can't wait to see maps 
i feel like it's gotta be something to do with lands in order to keep in line with explore
maybe it's 2: target creature you control explores?
True, might be an explore based thing
I figure making X at G means they can't be crazy
Nah green gets everything, and it reads better than it is in standard, this is making 2 max 1v1, and 4 max in commander
Yeah true
thats a decent draw engine in the command zone
The mistake has been corrected
Now that’s a card we can respect @rigid scarab @atomic harness
Moneybags 🫵
where 
cashing in on these draft tokens and wizards is trolling me
hearth elemental, witch's vanity, three blind mice and intruder alarm all in the same pack, and I'm already in rakdos 
on the bright side witch's vanity somehow made it through the table
ive not been playing a ton of arena since getting to rank 2 mythic earlier in the month
but i did log in for the draft tokens and farmed back to back 7-0s
this draft format is good for aggro
teach me your ways, I'm struggling down here at 3 losses
We are returning to Strixhaven next year
That's definitely a silverquill outfit tho
Sheldon also designed the commander and some of the cards in the silverquill precon
nice tribute
He designed [[Inkshield]] as one of his favorite cards
I've got enough Wildcards to make 5C Ramp, Golgari Midrange, or Dimir Midrange AND Dimir Fairies
Hmm
If the only expensive card I don’t have here is a metalworker ( as of tomorrow)
Should I build this deck
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Finally getting my workshop today 😄
Alternatively
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this commander kinda hilarious
Avoids commander tax altogether, and turns small ping spells into 4 (or more) damage per instance
could combine it with say a manabarb
cool that it turns lava spike and gut shot into ping for 4
not that exciting for commander though lmao
Kelermorph already exists unfortunately
Which isn’t “better” but it’s hard to justify this over him
in hbrawl it oughta be fun at least
sounds fun with grapeshot
also you can boost its power for other shenanigans
I kinda love this guy’s design tbh
Something with him and grapeshot sounds funny
Blazing shoal exiling blasphemous act
How do we play him in something red and then proceed to get a storm count of 5?
is that an actual or rhetorical question
Does historic have rituals?
I mean I figure it's fairly easy, considering the hardest part is getting him out
You just would need a storm deck that can get him out and then go off
They should give me grapeshot in pioneer btw
I'd be trusted with it
yes just one
well not just one but only one good one
im saying tho in most formats, red is secondary in rituals
[[rite of flames]], [[manamorphose]]
avoiding the tax is cool but kelermorph already exists and does his job better imo
Manabarbs
Sick card
didn't some more memey cauldron turbo decks use that
Man I love Standard
Purchases for today @atomic harness @stark skiff
I know I know
It's a big one
A whole $16
look at mr moneybags here
I know. Sorry 
Can you please stop flaunting your wealth

I'm sorry
: Regenerate this creature."
so far I picked these



