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lmao
maybe
but that was funny
oh yeah zane how many shinies do you have again
590 apparently
how many of these
Not counting the ones in ZA Go and 3DS
4767 left
Says so in shitpost
Fuck brock is hot
We've been over this
I think so
ah then peak
koraisammich
almost 23 hours before mega abilities
tomorrow will be peak
we'll be peak theorycrafting
Wheres the list 
lemme list
Gen 1
Raichu X
Raichu Y
Clefable
Victreebel
Starmie (Potentially Huge Power)
Dragonite (Multiscale)
Gen 2
Meganium (Mega Sol)
Feraligatr (Dragonise)
Skarmory
Gen 3
Chimecho
Absol Z
Gen 4
Staraptor
Garchomp Z
Lucario Z
Frosslass (Snow Warning)
Heatran
Darkrai
Gen 5
Emboar (Mold Breaker)
Excadrill
Scolipede
Scrafty
Elektross
Chandelure
Golurk
here zane I'll do rest later
Gen 6
Chestnaught (Bulletproof)
Delphox (Levitate)
Greninja (Protean)
Pyroar
EF Floette
Meowstic
Malamar
Barbaracle
Dragalge
Hawlucha
Zygarde
Gen 7
Crabominable
Golissopod
Drampa
Magearna (2 formes)
Zeraora
Gen 8
Falinks
Gen 9
Scovillain
Glimmora
Tatsugiri (3 formes)
Baxcalibur
here zane final list
Holy we got more Gen 9 megas than gen 8
Gen 1 : 21
Gen 2 : 9
Gen 3 : 22
Gen 4 : 11
Gen 5 : 7
Gen 6 : 12
Gen 7 : 5 (6 if you count Magearna and Original Color Magearna as different)
Gen 8 : 1
Gen 9 : 4 (6 if you count all 3 tatsugiri formes as different)
Good ability for Scolipede please
Golurk too
fuck it no guard fissure
iron fist + headlong rush would be peak for golurk
also fuck it
rage fist
Stats for this shift are based on January, February, and March usage weighted equally, with a 4.52% rise/drop cutoff. Full stats will be up shortly: smogon.com/stats
Combined usage for OU (1695 stats)
- ---- + ------------------ + ------- +
| Rank | Pokemon | Percent | - ---- +...
tyranitar being OU still is funny
Mamo ๐
its so funny because

ttar has like the worst typing ever
LOL
lmao
but yeah
ttar has like the wort typing ever
but like its a pretty good mon
its got a pretty decent stat distribution
also sand stream is a great ability
oh yeah another funny tieba rumor
it's not from the same source
so y'knoe
grain of salt and all that
but
it would be mad funny if true
everytghing is grain of salt vro
yeah but this
mountain of salt
compared to like
moot's finds
mega scov has
||parental bond|| clone

Doubt this
but I hope chimecho gets this
call it ||resonance|| idk
second hit is the wind from flapping his tails
no way
No way
no way
Hit me
lmao
you know
this is actually realistic
mines are often deployed with 1 anti armor on top
and 1 anti perssonel on the bottom
so you can't just remove the anti armor one
you getting 3 mined in a row was so funny tho
yeah I got the secret level 3 mine
3 3/100 probs
the anti pokemon one
it's gonna be all shell

no dragon
shellder

lmfaooo
Damn
The mines are whimsical today
I got hit by 6 before going to bed
Imagine if Takaba had this type of humour
and just put invisible cursed mines everywhere
mega chomp z is so peak
oh yeah btw

his ass isn't in champions
I feel like this chat is getting targeted
Poor flygon
flygon too
maybe bunbun
he doesn't have data to mine
or maybe you;re cursing us bun

oh is chompz not in champions?
Nah shitposts is targeting yami
lmao
Landmines are attracted to me
melffy landminer
that have cursed us
maube

They like cute girls ig

Bun will user her mine attraction to clear the strait of hormuz
dnite
bun is very attractive apparently
she attracts everything
including mines
Oh yeah speaking of mines
Gay of hormuz
isn't it weird as fuck that the big white house bunker
you;re gay
The gentleman
wasn't basically mined into from the side

and covered up as a large scale water instalation fix or whatever to the surrounding buildings
pelipper
did they hate mystic mine that much...
woah
Chin up
The crimson chin
It should have a buch of +1s next to it for the speed boost
Finally found my ranked season 8 team
Trusty emboar with Clefairy and Excadrill
Most of these people uses the new dragons 
clef gets reflect
Prob havent get the tm yet

yeah
I did post it above
but did you see heatran
and mega heatran

also dodonzo
I saw
every time we get the ubers graph I ask where my beautiful Miraidon is and I remember it's in AG and weep
Gen 10 will have mega flygon and it will be bug ground and its stats will be distributed like mega pyroar
No
fr fr
Levitate?
no
Huge power?

So worse punk rock
Oh yeah @pseudo goblet I finally got a OT legendary in go the raikou 
Well zygarde too but can't transfer Zygarde
Insurgence story is peak
It's basically just cults
And shit

I think only good final Evo I have in go is like
Harcanine and wheezing
The galarian variety
And hariyama hitmontop ig
Run, Starmie, run! You can find Mega Starmie ex in the Pokรฉmon TCG: Mega EvolutionโPerfect Order expansion, available nowFind all your favorite Pokรฉmon merch...
@pseudo goblet that art lol

Sorry you're stuck in an abusive relationship with Mega Meganium
fuck that shit
You want to fuck the gay meganium? That's pretty gay of you

Honestly I'm pretty excited to see what huge power Starmie can do
Because water in general is such a centralised type
There's no good non legendary water
It's like
Palafin
And primarina
Also the rain stuff ig
But I'm talking non rain stuff
Dozo
Araquanid sorta
But still there aren't as many good water as say grass or fire
Araquanid is more of a gimmick mon
It's like playable
There's like gyarados ig
And azu
620 BP huge power sounds insane
And especially since it can go mixed as well
With that 130 spa and 120 speed
It will be
In singles
OU probably
It has a lot of tools to be able to get into OU
Starmie itself isnt actually all that bad in singles even without the mega
No
It's mostly cause of being a pretty decent offensive rapid spinner
It mostly runs natural cure if used in singles
Ah
Do you just run rapid spin bulk up recover
And liquidation

With mega
I invented a goated set holy
Bulk up liquidation is one set yeah
Another set is the mixed set with tbolt
There's also just sticking it into rain for nuclear liquidations
And flip turns
If drampa gets drizzle it would be such a pog Mon
Because it has cloud nine
So it wins any weather wars anyway

Is that the fucking superman meme
realistically probably ultraman
here @pseudo goblet first metagross team I made

or like this
unaware clef
probs needs optimisation
but optimisation will be made after testing
also stuff like roar on hydreigon
pokemon showdown premium
Get better
Lmao
Yami got hit too
That's funny
Oh yeah btw @golden lance Diego is back looks like
I can get Diego mewtwos easily rn
Oh shit real
Yeah
Time to get like 10 just to make sure
Hah I'm still safe from landmines
If you laugh you go to hell
I havent
Heard you wanted to use hydreigon
Here
Basically the idea is to setup ttar
Then beat everyone up
Also twave rock slide flinch is funny

H arc huh
Interesting
And on physical side it gets intimidate
It was funny
Dude have you outpaced bun lmao?
Gotta get those numbers up
Looking at this team
Meganium might actually fit the Metagross slot
Almost everything is weak to ground I realised
You probs need 1 more ground resist/immunity
You get that for free if you change clef's item

(air baloon)
If you put air balloon
Oh Pokerogue is just unusable today, huh?
It'd probs be on harcanine
I was joking lol
Was thinking on if you could give clef the mega stone if you really need the immnunity
But yea kang could also work
Ttar Dragon Dance 
Yeah
Metagross probs isn't worth tho
Maybe corv
And Kang
Instead of Metagross
And sneasler
My only problem if you remove sneasler is like
How do you ohko archaludon
Primal Groudon obviously 
It's a 2hko

Oh stamina builds too
Well you wouldn't play sturdy over stamina almost ever unless you're on like non rain team
Jesus christ yall went to town last night I see

Well 31 puts me higher than 30 ig
That's for sure
Anyway 11 hours before we learn abilities?
I'm seeing so many people register for indy regionals
I feel like it's gonna be the biggest regionals ever
Get pinged, idiot!
You've been hit by 33 mines today! Here's a Shifter to commemorate this!
Karma
Karma is when i discard a card to banish an opponent's monster
Lmao
Really 
Something something Zane at it again losing the RNG 
Zane is a good person 
Nope, doesnt show up with funny msg
Lol Bolt
Ran out of msg so might as well update that I got rank A just now

Goodjob
The things I had to do for it lol

With ranked done I should do some other things huh
Yes I am saying random things to bait the bot out 

Every message has 3% chance
So like
Ig good to message more
Accurate to my luck lol
Yeah probably should wait for this before planning any hunts
Any ideas for Drampa
Yay
You got your
Congratulations Zane
You were longing for it for long

Drampa was rumoured to have drizzle
So let's see ig
Shouldve use yearning for the meme point lol

Ig it would be useful against Froslass
Yeah
It's like 3/100*3/100
So 9/10000
In a vacuum
But that doesn't consider the messages I sent before the message I got botted on
So it'd be more complex than that
I'd have to do (9/100)^the number of messages
And stuff
But yeah
Getting nuked just after I returned wasn't on my bucket list

Maybe if Froslass gonna do Shadow Ball and wasnโt expecting you would switch
And cases where you happens to really want snow out
The meta might develp into frosslass not even using a ghost move
That would be funny
Like just
Aurora veil
Icy wind
Blizzard
Protect
Lol
Frosslass will probs be one of the better megas
Flutter Mane under different weather
2%
Lmao
Everybody but me 

But yeah
Jenjar is more of flutter mane
Than frosslass
But 2 ghost megas being viable is funny tho
Good typing
If mega chandy gets shafow tag
Chandelure needs like a good ability to be viable
Not necessarily shadow tag
Lil Bakugan guy
Its og HA was shadow tag so they were willing to go there
Yeah the HA that was never legal

Same with lightning rod Zapdos
Why they target best birb huh
Btw if anybody curious
The list of popular megas in the New-megas-only ranked were like
Garchomp, Magearna, Feraligatr, Excadrill, Chanderlure, Zeraora, Dnite, Greninja, Dhelphox
Less common being Lucario, Heatran, Meganium, Clef, Chesnaught
Uncommon being Emboar, Golurk, Hawlucha, Staraptor

You had it you craphead
I also looked this card up and it's actually worth 40 points in Genesys. What?
Anyways, back to Dragonite

Which new mega would be most likely to get screwed over lol
Like better off pretend it didnt get a mega
Garchomp
Cause GF might give them bad abilities
...Ok but really, I think all likelihood it'll be Skarmory
But that's just because the Mega evolution and the base forme do different things, and Skarmory's still reasonably popular (to my knowledge) as a defender.
Imagine Tough Claw Mega Skarmory
One with weak stat distribution that is entirely reliant on a good ability
If we're talking actually not gonna be used very often, guessing it'll be Mega Clefable.
It's neat... but that's not why you use Clefable.
Everyone being happy and zapdos being 
@fading stratus we now know scovillain's and excadrills abilities
Spicy Spray - When the Pokรฉmon takes damage from a move, it burns the attacker.
Piercing Drill - When the Pokรฉmon uses contact moves, it can hit even targets that are protecting themselves, dealing 1/4 of the damage that the move would otherwise deal. Everything aside from the targetโs protective effects is still triggered.
Yeah I saw it too
The post I saw had these two together
Also 4 other mons have new abilities but we don't know
Because they aren't legal in champions yet
That means heatran has new ability
Possibly the legendaries and mythicals
Garchomp z
Mega Sol 
Scovillain's ability would be amazing if it was on a mon with half way decent bulk
what is this
And not scovillain
Also noooo
My first mine
I just realize, the server doesnt do funny things during any other holidays, but April fools
Only makes me question more true(?) lol
lmao
but yeah
spicy spray is honestly broken on most mons
just not scovillain
like imagine if mega heatran had spicy spray

lmao
Omfg 
You should buy a lottery lol
do you have a shiny harcanine zane
Lmao
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

Though they did get what piercing drill did wrong
Aside from it being a worse unseen fist
I do like how a lot of these abilities don't make it a matter of "You absolutely have to use mega evolution", since their usual abilities are just fine.
Also scovillain doesn't even learn synthesis
If it learnt synthesis I could at least see some sort of niche build where you got full Phys def and switch it in against literally any physical attacker
Scovillain and Excadrill having Chlorophyll and Sand Rush respectively
Is it due to spicy extract or something?
yeah
basically you spicy extract your cleam koraidon
so it gets +2 atk
or -2 def of their special attacker

yeah
"By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, REALLY hot!"
Something interesting about the new ability is that you burn things like spread moves and special attacks too
How many beam/cutter/sphere energy moves are there
It's a scovillain with 65/85/85 defenses
I wanna know what options can Mega Starmie get lol
A good bit.
I know it gets Psybeam
Had it had synthesis it could have been cool as a niche option in singles as even 65/85 defenses can be a lot if you're in front of a burnt physical attacker every single time
But it needs something to help it survive the first hit
GO AWAY
Which was where synthesis would have come in
Leech seed is okay but its not going to heal enough to be helpful for healing away that first hit
I wonder if the sub taking damage counts for the new ability
New Abilities:
Piercing Drill - When the Pokรฉmon uses contact moves, it can hit even targets that are protecting themselves, dealing 1/4 of the damage that the move would otherwise deal. Everything aside from the targetโs protective effects is still triggered.
Spicy Spray -
1/4
Something I do want to point out
Had it had synthesis
It would have been a potentially better Moltres in singles
In singles it's currently ou
Fire/flying (with heavy duty boots) is a pretty good defensive typing and flame body can screw over certain mons
ig
in doubles moltres is unusable
but galarian is fine
dark flying is a decent offensive typing
with a great spread move in fiery wrath
also it flinches so you can para flinch
The team had a big paycheck that day
Lol bolt
I do want to point out
People seem to very very underestimate how good fire is as a defensive typing sometimes
@pseudo goblet

obv fire is a good defensive typing
thats why incin is the best support mon
ever
Those mines really love you huh lol

wild
I've had long arguments with people about this
Cause in singles fire mon largely was never given the defensive tools it needed to actually work and stealth rocks made that even worse
Part of the reason why Moltres is in OU cause even with it's mid level bulk, fire/flying is a really good defensive type and with heavy duty boots you are no longer susceptible to stealth rocks
Name it so you get attach to it 
The closest we got is ho-oh with regenerator
people forget that fire has second most resistances after steel

Dude that one even had a lil delay after you send 

What about moi 
Right second
Third was poison
Also a really good defensive typing
Sis just went ew lol
Till mines ran out I wish lol
Its fun
yeah
but if we keep it until mines run out
it'f be like a month
maybe
now that we got the abilities
we can conclude both scovillain and excadrill are shit

I will say, never have I encounter the chilis in ranked
Maybe ONLY once
And thats only because I noticed its stupid necktie lol
lmao
regular excadeill is probs good tho
just not mega
like how can you even make a mon with this stats bad

thats so wild
also the leek does mean
golissopod doesnt get tactical retreat
It woulda been funny if it did
Calling M-Drill's ability nerfed Unseen Fist would be an insult to Unseen Fist 
Visible but Mildly Bendy Fist
Golisopod's done hiding
https://twitter.com/JoeMerrick/status/2039220958926409788?s=20 mister serebii himself called it
Guys, if they run HOME like they did with Legends Arceus, we're unlikely to see the Abilities for the new Megas.
While Champions does change this up a bit, we'll have to wait and see but I wouldn't go in expecting to see the new Mega Abilities tomorrow.
https://twitter.com/Asin_buy/status/1983751142208368648/photo/1
https://twitter.com/mocchi_p_2m/status/1983911845099696320/photo/1
https://twitter.com/mocchi_p_2m/status/1985345639648243924/photo/1
https://twitter.com/E123Oo/status/2003835395939971248/photo/1
https://fxtwitter.com/asuka_rkgk/status/1910717089264087132
Sorry hetslop coming through
@magic thunder why are people convinced that meowstic gets psychic terrain
did we get a leek or sth
Sounds right (for Rika larry right)
Yes
So worse unseen fist and better flame body
ye
We fucking need to kill that stupid bear

Okay Im back, it Basically says
โPurely coworkers or Underground love?
I can distinguish it myselfโ
Nobody told me ๅ่พจ is this annoying in text form 
Just like you fr fr
zane isnt annoying smh
Nah Im with Yami on this one 
Scratch that, ^ imply there are times I says otherwise
Lol
Stop being self deprecating smh
But its part of the humor lol
Dwai, the fact generally doesnโt upset me much, Im just am that annoying, cartoonish at times even
Yall being capable of taking me is a miracle by itself, which Im thankful for lol
You're thinking growl
Ahh, the Zacian move during Eternatus boss fight
huh does zacian have howl
Or was it Zamazenta lol
top 8 of wolfey's horse tournament
looks like rillaboom is the best horse
I just remember somebodyโs comedy playthrough of SwSh during that part like
โOmg legendary dogs came to the rescue and using epic movesโ
Then one of them start off buffing the whole team lol
Okay yeah both of them do
Wait Zacian I get but Zamazenta learns Moonblast???
Naturally
why not
Huh
midnight wolf
Maybe cause only two of them are medieval fairy tale wolves lol
apparently hisuian arcanine doesnt learn playrough
I was looking for moonblast
and I learned about play rough

I also headcanon that Zamazenta just knows similar move as his sister because simply siblings 
That sounds dumb, wait a sec
The younger sibling always bother the older sibling
So, how many hours
Most days have about 24 hours give or take, so in general there will have been 24 * 365 * your age hours, that you are aware of at least


totally didnt just remembered to forward this FIVE days later 
Should've been Protoman.exe, but +2 it
Hereโs some more of the fun characters youโll encounter in #PokemonChampions:
๏ธ๏ธ
๏ธ๏ธCaraway is the owner of the Battle Arena where players will compete. Sheโs interested in discovering new talent and helping Trainers become the strongest they can be.
Helping trainers*
Pay up suckers*
The mayor is an incin andy, gamefreak really hates Wolfe 
Wolfe is the mayor 
pokemon will draw the most beautiful characters then have that ugly ass models in game
i hate the 3d models
He likes Incin now, no?
Does he? 
yes
I think every team wolfey has won an event since incin became legal in SV had Incin
It's like 100% presence of incin on winning teams
Okay I also considered that duo, but I was thinking clear amulet ngl
Caraway 's design is ass in 2d too
Amulet could work too sure
Rn I updated HOME but Im afraid to log in
FRONTIER CITY
MY EMPIRE FOR A NEW BATTLE FACTORY
Dont be, as long as you dont switch to that Language you wont have issues
Ive logged in and had no issues
Is it a permanent issue or definitely getting fixed
I could not tell you tbh
Panic
I got fairly dizzy trying to read this with my migraine holy
Probably permanent issue due to it being a language option that didnt exist previously
Just click Dont Change
Help
I hate that they light up the Change button
Ye, theres also like 3 confirmation selections too
You click "Don't Change" then "Yes" then "Don't Change"
Alright, hard part done ๐ซ
Alright back go usual, I mean technically lol
Your Flutter btw
woah
Mmm?
huh
Greattttt, still no ribbons filterโฆ
Niche use but come on
โฆ oh fuck I have to name like 15 boxes just for ZA ๐
Say, if a prankster mon mega evolved, does it still get priority that turn?
Whatโs GFs beef with Scovillain lmao
vro look at emboar
then say

regular scovillain is still okay as a chlorophyll bot
Iโd take mold breaker over โflame body if it debuted in gen 9โ
wait what was Emboar normal HA?
Reckless
reckless
and thats?
Recoil moves do extra damage
itemless reckless emboar does more damage than mega emboar btw
*1.2x on recoil moves
Fuck now I get yalls anger

why did you think I traded out that emboar
oh yeah zane btw what does my box look like again
They want to break the mold
Meanwhile mega scovillain just gets 100% proc flame body
They are anti rowling
I've been thinking
if Raichu X gets Electric Surge
do you play special raichu x or physical
Sooo uh, btw
Does that include the game where he made a tera fire gouging fire which one shots incin?
Gotta wait for Champion buddy 
he didnt win with that
yeah
he got 9-3
which is a respectable record
but it isnt winning record
did you see the ray rizzo short

oh btw Bolt, you think I should free up as much time I can for 25th?
last minute practice or something
I think it starts from the evening
oh yeah practice
I cant provide you as much practice
but choccy yami metrona everyone else can help you probs
and yozz ofc
exam coming?
this was the gouging fire team
gotcha
you can play night

its support torkoal



