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We want doggo for costume doggo forms
Cant wait for HOME trolls genocide
Actually this is practice. This route in XY is the easiest place to PokeRadar so I figured I may as well go for a neat shiny while I do so.
Practicing so I can go for a Shiny Hawlucha 😤
Mfw sniper crit
Surprise you dont have one
I could hunt it in SV, but I wanna be different 🤣
I forgot how barebones gen 3 breeding is
I got called normie

I dont even get destiny knots
I might need to do rng manips for these
Which is probably fine but man is 18 mons a lot
Honestly, its solely because I want to have a Shiny Hawlucha with the Sun/Moon Battle Royale ribbon
… crap now you shoving some ideas into me 
I'm a wondeful influence 😤
Also, this is my nephew who I gifted PLA a few months ago. Poor lad didn't know about what Grit did 😭
||didnt know you have Raz’s dm||
(He's like 13ish rn)
ah
That you are 
Brainrot at young age 
We're also going to the Toronto Regional for the TCG together. He wants to earn an invite to worlds!
when vg
Honestly, he's pretty good too, and he's been practicing with another Senior that made TCG worlds twice
its easier to qualifier for senior worlds for vg ngl than tcg
because there are far less people
Honestly, if I wasn't so i vested in the TCG, I would do VGC
ah
My cousin got to singapore tcg, also hundreds of tables
He left midway cause gf arrived lol
He's not crazy for VGC yet. We'll see if Champions helps convince him lol
we could make a team whenever you decide to compete
100%
Yo bolt
What if we use weezing slaking
Then we can use neutralizing gas to negate truant
nah slaking kinda not worth using weezing over
Tell him use the winning money for more packs lmao
Sorry did pokemon have powercreep with each passing generation
hoenn battle frontier doesnt allow neutralizing gas either
But yes
Hopefully he's in Champions/gets added
powercreep happens in every game
Mega Farigiraf lmfao
its just that its kinda ramped up in past 2 gens
especially in terms of restricteds
Mons habe way more min-maxed stats
Gen 7 only felt less powercreep-y bc the old shit was just as broken
Pokemon are being designed less as "generalists/mixed" and more as specialists.
yeah for singles those
And zmoves being gen V gems on steroids
Araquanid smh
Powercreep comes in the form of new abilities/moves?
people are typing
Like Butter Mane, Iron Hands and even Iron Bundle (I miss you king)
not necessarily tbh
like say valiant is generalist
I miss hands
Valid
Valiant is a jack of all trades master of bullshit
You should hunt Iron Bundle and name it Bolt also
It fits
Im gonna hunt most every SV mons besides the Violet paradoxes

I need to start my Violet soonTM. I got a copy with the DLC on cart
Its still in the mail though
Oh yea i need to finish my sv save file
I stopped at the fairy team star member
Bc i had overleveled all my steel types 
Dummies willing to buy new games for couple of different pixels 
Still gotta hunt Arceus
valiant is a mon very singles/closed sheet coded ngl
thats why its kinda not good in doubles
I think its the opposite
Hopefully my Violet + DLC comes in by the end of this week.
All of them were made with the assumption that they wouldnt break the gane if it was open sheet
Like how you can just do a random ass tera flip and sweep with tera blast on smth like idk
Tera water kyurem
and miraidon
Biggest wish for Champions on a presentation level - Please OPEN TEAM SHEETS
DLC had version exclusive??? 
Closed Team sheets Bo1 is horroble for my blood pressure lmao
Btw if champions is how they do turn based moving forward
And all mainline games play like legend style games
Iron Crown/Boulder or Raging Bolt/Gouging Fire
What happens to showdown?
It stays up
Like Master Duel and Percy/YgoPro/Omega/Dueling Book
Bringing up Yugioh in this chat is so cursed
prayge
Oh I got mines off osirus or whatever 
Like at some point the mainline games would be unrecreatable in SD
Unless you start doing fake formats
Like champions style gameplay but with the regional dex
open sheets is the best thing they did in gen 9
I feel like the goal for Champions will to eventually be effectively able to run Nat Dex VGC and they'll just rotate through regulations.
Like imagine 3 month where its, Unova only. 1 restricted. 2 Restricted. No megas/Z move but Dmax is allowed etc
They can get really wacky with ot
Low key that sounds like it'd be fun since atleast Kanto has so many regional variants that could also count.
Or like recreate Worlds 2009 or something
Lets Go also had the whole overhaul to the stats system, no abilities no items etc. it was too much of its own thing imo
Its not a thing in Gen 8??? 
I joined at the best time wow
I need to hunt Zapdos 
It had items if you count the mega stones
yeah they introduced open sheets only this gen
people were divided
on if open sheets was good or not
but everyone agreed its good later on
Information is key in battles
Didnt Smogon also add open Team sheets in the regular ladder formats too or am I misremembering
in vgc yeah
not in singles tho
there's bo3 open sheets and in bo1 if both players agree on open sheets
Ah, I thought they added atleast knowing Tera type in singles when the discussion about banning tera came up.
idt open tera is a thing either
The tera vote was pretty unfortunate
Tera got banned in Nat Dex OU recently right
Whats the possible time for malaysia nat again, need to train my ass for Yozzoy and Bruial to whip
Bc it was one month in and "open sheet" was bundled with "ban tera entirely"
So ppl voted to not do anything in fear we would get a gimmickless format again
9 months ago
Finally got my umbreon
Ppl also just didnt fully understood tera at the time
I really have fallen off the singles radar
May have to return my agency badge 😞
From my experience, this type of expectation for a competition is much more accepted on company level in western countries because western players much more openly cheese these types of structures.
Japanese companies kinda feel like the tournaments should be more casual / have had less issues with using that system in the past (not saying there were none), hence why you see also more Bo1 tournaments / side decking mostly being a thing for western card games
even in vg
the japan circuit is entirely bo1
until top 8 of japan championship
and korea circuit ig
I'm self proclaimed nepal nats champion vro because idt anyone else plays vg here


Meanwhile theres 56 for malaysia
Although idk how one of them say they participate in singapores premier league prior
its sad they didnt host pbl this time
Host what
it was a really cool format
premiere ball league
what you played was master ball league
singapore is probably one of the strongest regions in asia
which is non korea japan
Can i change this thread name to malamar or not yet?
Bolt how good is your english vocal anyway, we could have calls
meeting for team
Malamar
Hours ago ready, go ahead
but yeah zane I'd probably be down when I'm decently free
Got timed out, ops, sorry mods lol 😅
oh what did you do
Let me retype the message
just type then ss then send
You'll be timed out again
Me spiking mics and ear r _ _ _ cause I was also finding shinies 
The word is banned in automod
whats the word I didnt get it
Oh mb I meant retype the message without the nono word
Ops ping, sorry
Forced sex word
Screw it, reminded of a thing, better say it now before I forgor
Bolt whats the list of mons I should catch, no legendaries or specially rare mons
I WAS gonna save you the trouble and give you my list of caught shinies but I doomscroll got me
So stuff like, I know you said electabuzz
1 clefairy 1 clefable
2 weezings different variant
paldean tauros both fire and water breed
all 3 of za starters and 3 of gen 6 starters
togekiss
azumarill
milotic
scrafty
tyranitar
excadrill
whimsicott
volcarona
aegislash
corviknight
grimmsnarl
basculegion
magmar
electabuzz
dodondondondondon and its buddy
sinistcha
chandelure
rhyperior and dusclops
arcanine hisui
this should be fine
probably
tauros is a pretty decent intimidator
tauros is an offensive intimidate user
it usually carries mirror herb
in a format with defiant mons
List shrunk down to this
1 clefairy 1 clefable
Kanto weezings
paldean tauros water breed
Totodile Fennekin chespin starters
scrafty
aegislash
electabuzz
dusclops
arcanine hisui
man I've been waiting for 5 mins to see you type
Also frick you with the hidden Donbrothers theme 
then you just stop typing
Glimpses of how people uses phones in factories
More or less
Twitch mons, mons to evolve, if Im desperate I can use them for the ones I removed
Also I panicked whether I counted wrong 
I can count to 15 and got confused, and start over
Think I got them done
Wish I know how to send you my Boxpoke checklist 
something like this is a pretty good core
Dnite is bad tho, surely they gave it klutz lol
Honestly, how tf would that work
After mega
Oh really
Also dw, I said no legendary because those are eventually gonna be done, I hope
you dont need a restricted for like atleast 2 more years
hopefully you'll catch em by then
Lunala
Wait 2?? Why??
Gen 10 in one year no?
Ohhhhhh
Better hope enemy no rage powder
Probably my favorite tactic in such situation 
Dragon Rage out imo
40 dmg is still 40 dmg
Super effective dont do shit
Unless the hack changed it
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Begone Short-Form Content
Why yes, it is one of the legendaries I like, my name kinda implies it
Treecko?
I was confused yesterday where the Malamar thread is, but I see it is back
Green and Za
Clearly you dont know the other things named with Z that I love
I just assumed your name was Zane
Man I still can't get over this moment in Legends Arceus
Kinda funny if the villain in PZA was a Malamar victim
We getting brainwash loving antagonist twice
Actually that would be cool, hundreds of Malamar terrorize the city
While rebuilding
Kamen rider but it's Lokix vs Malamars
Squid theme monsters is kinda common in kamen rider
By that Im thinking like, 3 of them atm
they did ma boy zygarde dirty
252+ Atk Lokix First Impression vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Malamar: 432-508 (114.8 - 135.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
Heck even Jolly
252 Atk Lokix First Impression vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Malamar: 388-460 (103.1 - 122.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

omg a stab 90 base power move kills a mon whos quad weak and has paper thin defenses
go figure
God I love Shin KR's visuals so much
(The new season Zeztz also has brilliant visuals)
I like how Bruial knows which kamen rider gif pleases people more
I didn't I just guessed based on funniness factor, but I'll remember Yami likes Shin KR
What is your fave?
W
^ and Liz the Kamen Rider
Yesn’t 
Explain
Kamen Rider W's first henshin (This footage belongs to the Toei Company)
Imagine like, idk the best ygo explanation, you get Dark Magician as the real guy, then you have Toon DM
Theres the original user, and the guy after them copy their looks and power for a short period
🗣️ cyclone jokah
It's basically a dude using his powers. You can notice the differences. Like the different pants and the hood
Here let me https://youtu.be/XpaZxPZ0YzA?feature=shared
Fuck toei, copyright videos leaving us with low quality ones
it didnt even embed btw
Damn it I wanna show another example but Bolt is watching it

Bolt go continue Zi O after ya done with exam 
Even tho honestly its not much of importance anyway, toy spam
Basically afaik, peak bromance
I will say tho Bruial, If you ever wanna join the fun club and start somewhere, go Double/W
🗣️ "exam has been suspended until further notice"
Phone bout to die, but Tornadus did something, two shpt Acerola’s dhelmise
I won't. not because KR doesn't seem cool, it really does. I just don't watch shows.
there is one piece of KR-esque media that I consume and I deeply enjoy it
Just say Ovven's story 
That being?
Also yeah dw, Im just calling dibs on such slim chance of you trying things you wouldnt want lol
That oone yeah
Ovven's story
he's a damn good writer
Huh, UnoOvven writes, til
Then again I did helped a bit with Ovven’s KR OC once
less than 15 minutes for my friend
MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR MY FRIEND MALAMAR
Oh ops
Fix switch 2
This song is dedicated to the greatest Pokémon of all time, the lovable and ever-popular Malamar! Who wouldn't want to be the best friend of everyone's favorite Overturning Pokémon?
Blink twice if I need help? Why on Earth would I need help? I'm just hanging out with the cutest and most wonderful Pokémon in the world, my friend Malamar!
CRE...
“The Nintendo switch 2 has games”
It's finally time to reveal some of the Etrian Variants you'll find in Pokémon Odyssey 2! 👀
︀︀
︀︀Let's kick things off with Delphox X Artelinde (War Magus) from Etrian Odyssey II!
**❤️ 1 👁️ 3 **
ARTELINDE FROM EO3
Are finally getting the mega malamar reveal

Ok that signature is crazy
At least it's on a delphox
So you're probably not actually using it on a glass cannon
ITS PERFECT!!!
There it is
Looks like a jellyfish
The gay malamar
ALSO YES IM BACK NOW
Mega Lucha still best but this is easily 2nd
Kinda this guy from Ultraman
ugly and creepy 
Unironically like this one the most out of all the revealed megas so far
I also like Malamar’s advertising a lot more than whatever the hell they were trying to do with Dragonite at worlds
Bro looks so evil friendly
best mega out of the 4 we got
i love the rainbow tint here like its trying to lure in deepsea prey
Megamind with 6 nipples
and it stabbing its 'brain'
Also it's psychedelic, so doing the same pun as bruxish
But absolutely a wonderful design
Notice that half the likes from here are Toku fans
if nothing else whoever's idea this was in the marketing department
is absolutely getting a raise
2 bonus maybe

trying to think which pokemon can do the ol eye slugger
Falinks
The game does have a pokemon based on an ultraman character
Also Ultraman would obviously be a gigantimax
Im fine with that 
We have mons based on ultra kaijus
Like Ttar is Bemular + Godzilla
nah, gmax had their turns, mega deserves their own
Yeah
Was more so referring to a certain one from gen 1
if Blaziken can fly and also fat ig they be Birdon
OH WAIT
New mega is ||a vaccine||
I'll call ducky
what i said this time
Starmie XDXD
Has the color timer
I was just starting to think as well 
This thing is going to give you immunity to the common cold
hold up let me grab em

It looks like a vaccine
I need Starmie to do the pose
One of the new characters also has a starmie
When it fires a hyper beam or some shit
In the trailer
vaccine he says
.... thank you video showing me Ultraman smug ass laughing noise...
||Why did you open this spoiler? Malamar didn’t approve of that.||
@warm sky @fading stratus @normal cave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnkGLQVXCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCf9XBY3Io&list=PLodhx7CEbtvP0HKrh4EZM5tAFpvWkqupb
straight from the Anime as well as Poképark Wii
not sure Bruial knew this fact
『Pokémon LEGENDS Z-A』で新たに発見されたメガシンカポケモン・メガカラマネロを紹介!
溢れ出るサイコパワーにより光り輝いているよ。
強力な催眠術の効果がさらに高まり、人格すら支配するという話も……
https://www.pokemon.co.jp/ex/legends_z-a/ja/pokemon/250910_01/ #PokemonLegendsZA https://t.co/ENvmboCNec
SO NOT THE TIME WIFI BEING A BITCH
Ascend with Gorb Malamar
Ok yeah that's definitely the best mega so far
ughhhh copyright can be a bitch, I cant find Ultraman color timer vid thats good
Why does it have an afro
I thought you like creepy things Raz
Ben 10 goat
Friends of Malamar when I click Yanmega Bug Buzz
Friends of Malamar when I click Lokix First Impression
Who has higher sp atk, Yanmega or Ribombee
Yanmega
chad ribombee vs virgin yanmega
Yanmega is number 4 if you don’t count legendaries or mythicals
6 if you do
for SpA
It’s Vikavolt, Pheromosa, Volcarona, Frosmoth, Genesect, Yanmega
fuck it, straight an episode it is, cant find Staryu's light blinking tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGmL2rDb3I
Why does Pheromosa have 137 SpA anyway
This again but who wins speed
Ribombee
GF often gives it Blizzard
at least in Masters, also, shit unit
You know what the highest HP stat is on a Bug
Buzzwole
107
That’s as high as it gets for bugs
Gooey read my mind lmfao
Yanmega has the third highest HP stat of all Bug mons and it’s 86
That’s how bad it is
Gooey is Malamar 
Didnt it win a vgc for Wolfey lol
Rillaboom
wait... Tangrowth???
hmm
oh lol
Wait no one on here’s done this joke yet
tera bug zygarde
star fox???
Thought that was sonic frontiers or something
It’s actually metal gear rising Revengeance

The game with eggman's daughter
oh this
My goat
No Zane it is in fact Sonic Frontiers
99 special attack...
My first ever Y playthrough my Amaura didn’t evolve until elite 4
Because I never played at night
yeah I believe it, Yami is the Sonic guy
if you squint hard enough without eyes pop out
the background even look like night time wii sport island
the pokémon that presumably is going to be emma's ace having a RAINBOW mega??? yeahhhh i know what you are girl
just say japanese fry shape kaiju
didn't Xerosic use Malamar to mind control Emma?
I'm very, very iffy on the relationship between Emma and Malamar as a trainer and pokemon
even if she does give disaster lesbian vibes and Mega Malamar being a rainbow
huh, tenor late on Mega Malamar
... I can bring my old friend from UltraSun to PZA 
I am going to slurp its body up like spaghetti that thing is a disco noodle
you could cut it in half with kindergarten scissors
Bruial skipped over the Ultraman grunting 

thats Staryu's grunt thoooooo lmao
Well ig that's better than the other guy I saw that called it an RGB buttplug
and I did not like Staryu's sfx much
Maybe?
But there’s also notes about how after the Essentia stuff starts all that Xerosic’s pokemon want to do is play with Emma
noisy ass piece of shit shut the fuck up and just keep jobbing
Her vibes are just that immaculate
she is a precious bean
well, if it's innocent then sure, I just cannot trust a pokemon that mind controls people
I 100% headcanon that Xerosic’s crobat didn’t evolve until Emma got her hands on it
I do not want the evil squid hurting my baby
Fair
She does own it now
Surprisingly its only been Elgyem evo thats been doing that
dont ask me what PEOPLE has done with that piece of info...
I mean there was a supervillain Malamar in the XY anime
just, dont
ohhhh that episode was beeheem not malamar
Never noticed before that the rotom phone is also being affected
ohhh cool
that's beeheem's hand
Mhm
I mean could be her conquering her trauma
7 shows- FUCK, ME!!
Given how she’s freely wearing the expansion suit I imagine she’s gotten over at least some of it
to be fair with the info Cop gave it seems more like Xerosic being the one to abuse Emma and Malamar, not Malamar doing it of its own volation
so it could very well be
It’s not even clear if Malamar was involved in the expansion suit Essentia stuff too iirc
similar plot with beyblade charater lately
But yeah I think realistically Malamar will be her mega
...same color even
Given she’s like
Literally the only noteworthy trainer to ever own a Malamar except Xerosic
and she owns his malamar
okay fine, maybe I was too harsh on Malamar
do I have to watch someones XY playthrough to get Emma's story goddman
maybe it is friend after all
whats there to hate lol
His Pokémon do genuinely seem to care about her based on some of the experiment notes you can find
I don’t blame you for not trusting the Pokémon with the canonical strongest hypnotic powers tho
I just really hate the idea of mind control
Valid
honestly tho, who tf does playthrough for XY in this day and age
it's an ok game
I've done some monotype runs of it
let me rephrase, playthrough on yt
I like it more than USUM, but USUM is way better for monotypes
so I can get the story, not just 'find mon here, name it, dont let it die, gym 1, end game'
there probably is a cut emma's story only in yt
trust me when I say I try to find brand new Pokemon 3ds games other than USUM
Melemele Island has at least one mon of every type IIRC, with Dragon and Ice having 2 iirc
melemele has steel???
unfortunately for Ice the first one is Smoochum so I cannot do that
oh Mawile maybe
Mawile ye
Isn’t USUM literally the most recent time smoochum/Jynx was in regionalmdex
great, theres that reminder on hunt Mawile for mega XD
since Smoochum triggers my gag reflex
LGPE?
BDSP?
I don’t remember it being regional dex for sinnoh
thought BDSP got everybody pre gen 5
... is BDSP srsly my one way to hunt Smoochun... hold up
in switch I mean
Yeah I think it does but I think it’s postgame
oh, SwSh dlc had em, thats, fine Ig
still think I gonna SOS them
Okay thank god, Elekid is in USUM, PLA is better if I wanna semi chill hunting these babies but~ PLA kinda rng
They had a DECADE to fix this BS
Since XY models
Cool new Mega
It’d be cool if Malamar got a signature move that’s the special equivalent of superpower
Because superpower
So why special atk superpower lol
Idunno
Unless sp atk buff
The mega design gives me major special attacker vibes
I need Mega Malamar fight like this monster, context, 4th dimension monster https://youtu.be/xvrWD4qkxkU?si=LHTGv5aG59sf7xDD
Psychic leaf storm
It’a called Psycho Boost kek
I find chances to post this fight cause I LOVE IT okay
just give malamar intimidate but it infatuates instead
it'd be peak
also add cute charm on that
I already said that kid
Be original
New Malamar signature move that puts both opposing mons to sleep with 100% accuracy if it’s Mega-ed 
Why not just bring spore mon lol
Let the atker focus attacking 
Cuz Spore is single target
Fraudrai couldn’t even keep his accuracy above 60% smh
Has anyone pointed out the colors of the scythe like tencacles yet?
❗ ❗ ❗
PLEASE TELL ME YOU PINGED YAMI
I did
CYCLONE
JOKAH
I mean we can multi mega now
Eh, ||leakers claim mega malamar||
The middle is rainbow+light too

Mannnnn, rest of the toku member is not here often at all, we gonna have to spill this coinkydink later on 
To them
Nah we doing it now
There’s both mega Lucario and Malamar near Emma on the box art
Just one? 
Realistically it could be a “she gives you a mega Lucario” dealio
Here @daring pine
Or they could be rogue megas
Summary, we have a character similar to Shotaro, and we got a pokemon relates to her that looks like kamen rider w color scheme, even extreme
Wait what the fuck is this 
malamar
Oh jesus Ducky IS awake
This is so me when i acoustic guitar solo followed by 3 orchestra hits
Alien Brain lol
Ooooooh 
My friend Malamar
It HAD to be green and purple
actually wow the lights werent part of its tentacle
Dont worry I’ll try explain to ya later 
Oh wait shit, Serena
Brb
I don't really see Emma as lesbian and I feel it's only because she has short hair
Mannnnnnnnnnn how long before Serena’s release, this wouldve been MORE fun with her
… they made both of them rocking the new ball shape hair huh
Pretty much yeah
I mean that’s fair
I’ve just seen and had my brain rotted by some fun Emma x Shauna ship art
Thats, new
Even more impressive seeing me and assumably Yami never knew this
Since, twitter dwellers
I definitely see it as falling under this https://x.com/buckleydiaz_118/status/1962587593477927355
I don't follow shippers really Zane
I mean fair, but I've never been a "oh these characters who never talked? Have them kiss."
You scroll followed only???
Valid
More importantly, have they even ever met before
Funnily enough I probably wouldn’t have even avoided it by doing that since one of the people pushing that (for fun) ship i know via dragalia
Example of my twitter timeline:
https://twitter.com/sifyro/status/1960891889718321494?t=H3GW7k0pT6Pl8jgTimyAEQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/BluefireMochi/status/1947788720687522095?t=a3mPCsjmsGrM2D_oYsl2KA&s=19
https://twitter.com/mayotunamayoler/status/1958189865285173582?t=wkSlr2BN9O_wAmzQ8vI1Xg&s=19
https://twitter.com/mofusossi_/status/1957098656995422350?t=UYKUUkfydwEkJk4OeLz6xg&s=19
https://twitter.com/ThatOneHaxorus/status/1956560994022617295?t=kshZEYs_hp44eWAavBtM2g&s=19
@normal cave @icy heath ig
I quite literally feel nothing
DRAGONS AND NODLS

Btw yall would find my twitter time digusting 
👍
Who
The nurse and gym teacher from sv
Huh
Oh dw I got the charas
(though my favorite sv ship is actually brassius x hassel)
The actual gay ones lol
Old man yaoi
Fr
Mind you though. There's some things I don't ship, but have seen and find funny
Let me guess, Larry mostly with Rika over at your side too?
Most I've seen is Rika x Geeta
BUT
I was just about to bring up Larry x Rika
That one is so funny
no clue who they are but now I want to know
Geeta always wants to hurt Larry in this lol
I know hassel is the crying dragon guy
Yeah I've seen
Let me see if I can find them
Hassel is your art teacher and the dragon e4
Brassius is an artist / grass gym leader
Brassius used to be depressed until Hassel came along
They're both old men
Gay artists
They're "friends"
my fave ship is red x blue given how they give "husbands on honeymoon" vibes in gen 7
but that is a good ship
Ohhhh right they re both artistic, no wonder the chara choice
Tbf some artists I follow do draw certain ships a lot
Enlighten me
And sometimes it's just my algo
Uhhh, lemme think.
Serena x Calem
Blue x Leaf
Are like 2 from the top of my head
Was expecting more freaky ones 
I also follow the two Aegislash x Gardevoir shippers
Not like that
I'm not a gooner zane
from yami?
yall should wait for me finish typing 
yami's too pure for us cobras
I literally said I don't care for the "these characters don't even interact" ships
not much wild about gay ships
Oh I mean, none I can super think of
but pokemon is very stingy with confirmed gay ships
But I follow like 1010 guys
Aka there is 0
Now Digimon...
yup
Thought I was hopeless 
I do like a once a quarter year purge to clear my list up lmao
pokemon has 1 confirmed trans woman (who is nearly impossible to find) and 0 confirmed gay people. yaaaay...
Now I get why you spam 5 at a time
Hey
We also have a trans man
oh TRUE
Zane my bookmarks is literally
Hundreds
If not thousanda
I still have like 30 mega dragonites saved I think

(I'll look for them in a bit)
Might as well share account with Bruial at this point lol
I kid
I can barely stay awake today 
FLOOFS
Let me guess, work
sort of
Adjusting your wake time
I start working tomorrow, last few days have been bureaucracy hell
signing papers and talking to officials
Ah, Fun 
yep
also I start one of my jobs tomorrow and the second one next week
so I'll have 2 jobs
Curious, if you quit the job, do next one, would you have to do same process again
Jfc
depends which one of the two
eh, shifts are short, but I work sunday-friday with only saturday as my day off
How short we talking
and I'll have rehab related bureaucracy that I need to do once a week too, so I need to find time to slot that in
8 to 5(6) sucks lol
about 4 hours for one of the jobs, the second one not sure
yurret
Nice~
the second one I'm not sure, but idt it'd be long shifts either
The book one right
Clinic time, ig 8 to 6?
no clue
Clinic need secretary???
yes
Not just the nurse
https://twitter.com/nekogyo122/status/1952323633776672993?t=nm8QwbhaUYOCnxjhG9oarQ&s=19
https://twitter.com/IzookDraw/status/1951675177902739893?t=5-Y20UMl0nQ0mb-mcVfoRg&s=19
https://twitter.com/oo9nu/status/1951711822849180055?t=JO_o8FJL4fCZL4qORU6hew&s=19
https://twitter.com/avHYCcH3x80KCUE/status/1949085025644986498?t=kKAi1hEObbfxV2ptX3yIbw&s=19
https://twitter.com/Elzrydo/status/1949162604125151614?t=QcC6bkFueVUQ_fitLKrmcQ&s=19
my employer is a new doctor so she doesn't exactly know how things are going to work either
Different place different clinic ig
... Zane I love you but bruh
so we're both going to learn together
SOCUTESOCUTESOCUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me when I see you
Hey dont look at me, the clinics here ARE just the 3 workers
1 doctor, 2 nurses
Oh yeah uhhh
One guy I don't follow, but I do get their espurr art on my TL sometimes
Pretty sure they're a sycamore x lysander shipper
Does that count
Maybe I dont visit place of healing and money spend much but they re kinda nurse joy in how consistent they are
I used to ship those two but I'm p sure you convinced me to drop that ship
mostly by pointing out that Lysandre is a fascist
Sure 
Oh then yeah probably me
It's why I don't ship em lmao
yeah I remember it was you
I like them as is
WHY THE CHANNEL NAMED JUST MALAMAR NOW
Zane speaking Masters again
Also 10/10 mega design
I'm not gambling
Sorry but the only ship I super care about rn isn't even a Pokémon ship
Momokarun my beloved
Best way to take in Masters content, just watch the stories on yt
I love Archie here https://youtu.be/haut2LODsmw?si=aHvADIwuJgxAS9d7
In the latest Pokémon Masters Ex event, a summer festival dawns on Pasio and the twins Liza and Tate are chosen to herald the dance and song of the festival for all to see.
With a unity that rivals no other, the two of them meet Jirachi who is sleeping waiting for a trainer to become its master and grant a wish that has no bad omen behind it. ...
Waiting either they end Masters life or I quit
But the gems grind…
Very
Know what, one more, seeing we talk about old man looking cute together @warm sky @normal cave https://youtu.be/hvpZiQBYs5U?si=QrYKYuSCBtsQ8U21
In the latest Pokémon Masters Ex event, Lear puts together a veteran trainer + rookie trainer bootcamp so that Pasio can share the wisdom of the old with the will to learn of the new.
Hired to be one of the veterans, Larry meets Kabu and two different ways to live coalesce.
This is the story of an Event of the game Pokémon Masters, the gamepl...
I LOVE Larry and Kabu friendship
I forgot they named the event like that 
Also sometimes the algo gives me ethan x silver
Like rn
https://twitter.com/Sssilver__/status/1965721905438290162?t=LMKNZraDq3oLmKehnX1V7g&s=19
I do think this one is cute

So gay 
Me when you

Ok chat
116 HP
255 ATK
92 DEF
48 SPA
95 SPD
255 SPE
Malamar now gets first impression, hyperspace fury, and psychic type superpower
Oooh the Silver unit with Sneasle

I think this should be enough to compete with flutter mane and urshifu
Wait wtf the twins got alts meanwhile
Also… man I feel Larry
That's not gonna happen 
Thanks for reminding me to watch it 
dies to incin using u-turn
I'm absolutely expecting sharpness as the ability tbh
Gotta scout which plush is best
It has sharp tentacles and both psychic and dark have a cutting move
it also seems very frail on the physical side
Hear me out, Air Cutter
I am not letting go of the W connection
it is very noodly
Sadly gotta wait for champions to see their abilities
I am imagining it'll be fast / frail
probably
Still sad they did mawile so dirty by taking away her huge power
which means it will be shit in vgc
did they really?
Aint Pao and Chi fast and frail
If they did overall I'd just riot
yeah mawile is dead weight there
Read that as Enhance others psychic power for a sec and thought Psychic Surge
yep okay forget what I said earlier it is time to bug bite this spaghetti-ass fucker
personality rewrite is a big no for me
Is isopod eat squid
I mean that's literally what the trailer is about
Thinking of sea bugs
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00:00 Shiny Hunting Location
01:31 Inkay
02:52 Tentacool / Tentacruel
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Every turn there's a 50% chance that mega malamar will refuse to use a move and use hypnosis instead or something
But yeah, if I'm right on sharpness... Give it aqua cutter
You will shiny hunt inkay, you will shiny hunt inkay
Huh, what the tentacle light gonna change color to
It's a fucking cephalopod
Liquidation??
I agree, hunt inkay down!
Rightttttttt..
Ah yes 85 BP
Much better than 105 BP after Sharpness
Surely they do change it and go FangJoker color
Wait we srsly have a move call Aqua cutter??
yes
it's not bad
Since when??????
Water type slash iirc?
No need answer I saw now
isn't it like 80 bp?
Yeah it's basically water type slash
yeah it's just water type slash
Ye
So yeah monochrome squid, again, I am not letting go the KR W coinkydink
new malamar moveset: night slash slash psycho cut aqua cutter
Psycho Cut Night Slash and- okay srsly where was this Aqua cutter
this screams "I want assault vest"
Would fairy type slash be just Lightsaber
but nope mega stone
nah light does not always equal fairy
Malamar were always a playthrough mon anyway lol
malamar is like fine for usum
And now tat it has mega it would likely stuck with no new evo, damn it
malamar is pretty funny in gen 7 playthrough
because topsy turvy reverses stats boosts of totems
you just die to totem ribombee
I COULDVE DONE THAT?!?
DAMN YOU YOUNG ZANE
also malamar actually survives leech life from totem mimikyu
with some investment
why the fuck else would you use malamar
I WAS 15 
contrary superpower spam?
that's fine too but topsy is good for usum
Rock Slide fourth move
superpower rock slide what else?
Already mentioned
idr what you mentioned
Slash clones
Thinking back my team lacks rock type, that why I got Lycanroc after league
Decidueye, Pikachu, Gyarados, Charizard, Crobat, Malamar
Tf is this team 
fwg core
What core now
3 flying types is kinda cringe tho
fire water grass
decidu, gyara, and mega zard x sounds like a pretty decent core defensively
Oh I use Y, also mega was postgame
y is better offensively
since you have 0 special attackers otherwise
y is old people's chi yu
159 spatk plus drought
Also, holy fuck I used Charizard before I use Venusaur, what is my life
Im a fraud 
PZA please have Bulbasaur early I can redeem myself
Or else, Im waiting till PZA unlocks HOME lol
Solar Beam probably snipes like in Unite anyway
Also
Speaking of sharpness
Kinda wish they'd replace one of Weavile's abilities with it
weavile has abilities?
and then create an ice slash
Mfw weavile has 2 useless abilities and still can rock OU
frozen dagger, Idk
Like, yeah you'd probably still prefer knock for item removal
Yall try naming a sword move without ‘ice’ or ‘frost’
But at the least you'd have the option
Of night slash
And a snow cutter or w/e is more consistent than hoping you land all 3 kicks
Rime Slash
Cold Cut
Chilling Blade




