breach-protocol

[modest inlet]

thats the mod where you're homer simpson

[spice otter]

Gotta start eating silk

[upbeat perch]

yeah its extremely based off the navidson records which is like the actual most interesting part about house of leaves

like imagine found footage but in the form of a book

[merry herald]

@signal quartz how does it feel to get exposed 2 days in a row and lie about your business

[torn hare]

Sweet

[modest inlet]

he's gone since i exposed he's Norman Bates

[spice otter]

Just get through it. Some of it is nonsense, you have to parse it and move on.

Its like handling a cursed tome that three other people before you wrote notes in and succumbed to

[merry herald]

lol hes off to make another steam or dis and lie some more, its okay he lost a 3v3 while cheating/ aimbot

[upbeat perch]

whats your thoughts on robert chambers

[spice otter]

I have read his short stores and have run Delta Green Imposssible Landscapes

That one is fucked

[analog bronze]

gj boys

[upbeat perch]

we getting out of carcosa with this one

[analog bronze]

the rat left the server

[spice otter]

Its all carcosa and nothing else

[merry herald]

Nah @signal quartz did homie block us

man is mad

[spice otter]

Everything is the play and the play is everything

[foggy saddle]

Good lol

[upbeat perch]

im a big fan of lovecraft but im very entry level, my favorite is a shadow out of time

[inland vale]

@signal quartz surely u didnt block me too right pookie

[spice otter]

Shadow is a good one

[inland vale]

🙁

[upbeat perch]

i also love celephais

[foggy saddle]

Bro played with Fire, wonder if his company will find out who he is

[merry herald]

crazy how a admin still hasnt talked in this chat about it, kinda sad

[spice otter]

You ever read Southern Reach

[upbeat perch]

but alot of it is nostalgia for me cause of a friend of mine making a bunch of 3d design b ased off those works

have not

oh you know what you should check out

[nocturne abyss]

nah, homie got banned. Too many posts got yeeted too quickly for him to have deleted them up until yesterday before leaving

[spice otter]

You really should, those all fold in on themselves in a way I haven’t seen anything else do

[inland vale]

his company is registered in the lost city of Atlantis

[upbeat perch]

zonewarden chud with tiger woods picture is so real

[inland vale]

ikr i had to

[nocturne abyss]

Like more posts got deleted then discord rate limits would allow. it 100% was a ban 😹

[spice otter]

Really great cosmic horror that dances around the central thing but never points directly at it while giving you new threads to pull at

[upbeat perch]

im obsessed with the uhhh piper

[merry herald]

probably not

[upbeat perch]

what the hell i cant remember the name

azathoth?

the sleeping thing

[spice otter]

Ah yeah

[upbeat perch]

yeah thats like the coolest shit in the world to me

so check tihs out @spice otter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AoR6LjJpbk

this youtube account is god tier

[nocturne abyss]

no. all of his posts up until 12a are gone. That's from the discord ban command. You, as a user can not delete posts that fast. I run into it all the time when my discord notifications for the checkpoint bots going down misbehaves

[merry herald]

he still has his roles

[upbeat perch]

heres azathoth for bonus points, not as interesting though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ON0FW_Fg8

[nocturne abyss]

caching is stronk on "large" discord servers (150k+ users)

am owner of one. trust lol. it'll clear in a bit

[upbeat perch]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_of_Cthulhu:_Dark_Corners_of_the_Earth also if you care at all about lovecraft mythos this is a weird oldschool game that is like a compendium of different lovecraft storys combined into one weird sorta coherent original piece

its boomer shooter ish

also heres a soyjack edit

[nocturne abyss]

well... was... up until last year when bungie shit the bed with destiny 2 and have lost 20k ppl since then 😭 😭 😭 😭

Anyways, in more positive news...

https://klipy.com/gifs/nona-1

Nona loves you

that is all

[lavish thistle]

They said it couldn’t be done, but I am proving the masses wrong as I uncover slowly the secrets of Rook Lockdown Runs

If I had been maybe one minute faster I would have been able to do all 3 Lockdowns as ROOK of all Shells

[runic topaz]

Biggest rook secret is rushing levels till you spawn with a shot gun.

[lavish thistle]

It’s funny you mention that, I’m only missing Reflex Coils then I’ll have that

[runic flicker]

FIRST GOLD SHIELD FROM AIRFIELD KEYROOM

[torn hare]

Nice! Where do you get the antivirus?

[lavish thistle]

Mida

Everyone seems to look over their upgraded

[jolly goblet]

Oooo you want to bring this into hauler with no heals oooo

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[torn hare]

Oh that one, the wording on it confused me

[lavish thistle]

But they have one for spawning in with 40s of Antivirus per level

[torn hare]

Ye I remember now

[lavish thistle]

I think I need that upgrade at its second node, a lucky spawn, and a good lockdown location to make it work as certain locations just do not work with the CE

The V11 struggles in those but I can make it work sometimes

If anyone wishes to help the endeavour, feel free to just drag me along whenever you’re about to grab prestige salvage as those are a nightmare to come across

[lavish thistle]

:3

100 Chem Grenades is not enough

[rough finch]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[lavish thistle]

That’s the plan >:D

Bungie will soon have to acknowledge that stacking to 20 is not enough

And that they should really add a moth collectable

I got a name I can’t live up to, I got no moths to collect

[rough finch]

Sekgen furry moth runner. Save me furry moth runner.

[lavish thistle]

The answer is Chem Grenades, they’ll get you at of 99.63% of situations

[plucky niche]

Button locations for the destroyed wing, could be a few I'm missing but here are all the ones I've found today

[lavish thistle]

Thank you kindly

[runic flicker]

LMAO its not even worth it holy shit, just follow conveyor route if you spawn near flight or processing

[plucky niche]

i got into the Pinwheel this way in 3 minutes even after encountering another team at orientation. It's not bad, especially considering how loud conveyance elevator is

[runic flicker]

in solo theres too many bots even with assassin, i hope the sound of the buttons are loud enough

[plucky niche]

yeah it can definitely be rough as a solo for sure

[runic flicker]

just lost 2 templates lmao

fml

[rough finch]

I just tend to isolate players as rook and bait them through voice chat.

[runic flicker]

just died to my own claymore

i love gaming

[edgy kestrel]

i am not doing this shit

[untold acorn]

I think you could do with some more tbh

[torn hare]

Bro 💀

[rough finch]

A rook downed me so I crawled in front of a claymore he placed and killed him with it

[torn hare]

Ok nvm thats peak

[lavish thistle]

Agreed

[upper solstice]

crawling towards a claymore to get some petty revenge feels pretty good

We need a martyrdom perk 😄

[strong cargo]

Playing music over Rook Prox chat has been healing my soul.

Rook FM. The hottest thing since heat rain.

[vivid panther]

rook 98.5 FM, playing the greatest hits from the 80s, 90s, and more.

here's invisible by duran duran

[noble knoll]

Worm

[proven wagon]

Yes?

Don’t bother me I’m eating microbes in the soil

[rough finch]

Terminal startup sound
YOU’RE NOW LISTENING TO
UESC ship alarm
102.3
Tick screech
REAL ROOK FM
arachne chant sound
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT VIBES, VIBES, AND MORE VIBES
UESC bot alert
hauler horn
THIS AINT YOUR SOL STATION
invisible - Duran Duran starts playing

[strong cargo]

Lmao

I've been doing it nightly but big vacation so it'll be awhile before the DJ gets Merced by another Rook while sprinting through pinwheel.

[nocturne abyss]

Moth eat Worm

[umbral niche]

Ranked kinda sucks in this game. Super long wait times too

[digital gate]

alright it's april fools day, is anything different in the game yet

[rough finch]

They removed the destroyed wing entrance again

[unreal sedge]

you can queue as rook trios

[granite tartan]

Recon was buffed

[strong cargo]

Double sided claymores

[nocturne abyss]

cryo is avail 24/7

[maiden gazelle]

just logged back onto d1 where is ALL MY SHIT

WHY IS MY VAULT EMPTY WHERE ARE MY EXOTICS

[digital gate]

did you look under the console

[lavish thistle]

My friends mistook this load screen for the Moth eating a Fibre Optic Cable and now it’s something we laugh at every time it shows up

[south cipher]

there are too few players at the Platinum rank. players who known eachother team up and click the match button together then attack the remaining team. I've been in a 3v9 situation three times !!!!After I died, I watched them and found that there were exactly nine players looting the items on us.!!!!!!!!!!!!

[static hazel]

Holy dogshit

[edgy kestrel]

W I hate all rooks

[neat hazel]

does anypony have some sort of starter graphic that cleanly tells new players important things they should know

[candid yacht]

the who?

[red scroll]

@mortal quail Yo where my april fools present at

[lime sinew]

i'm just forcing my teammates to go the dire marsh rectangle every game

[lyric panther]

the dire marsh rectangle is the best item in the game

[steep pawn]

never ban cheater. amazing game

160hours

[lime sinew]

he stopped cheating 2065 days ago

[tiny lance]

typo lmao

[steep pawn]

no now outpost use. kk i saw everyday and so many player report.

[lime sinew]

it says right on the profile he's not cheating

[steep pawn]

no he shot wall and everytime know enemy's place

[nocturne abyss]

It takes time for Bungie security team to review reports. They have to be extra sure. It’s a fucking nightmare for them on socials anytime they issue a ban inappropriately

Also bans are issued in waves (like every other game out there) to help prevent cheaters from figuring out what part of the cheat was detected.

[woeful parcel]

Got the shotgun for rook finaly

Lets f go

[steep pawn]

I can't believe this guy hasn't been banned yet, even though he started cheating 2 or 3 weeks ago. 1000% ESP aimbot.
asia server is hell

[static cairn]

@thorny elk Hello, I don't usually reach out like this, but I want to provide some essential feedback. I truly enjoy your game, especially the art direction, the immersion, and the gameplay. That being said, the game has been plagued by cheaters lately. Ranked is unplayable for casual players. You either face maxed-out teams that you can't kill, cheaters who are totally obvious, or players who have memorized every spawn on the map. It is essential to fix these issues; otherwise, the few remaining community members will leave as well. I joined Marathon because of your statements about being committed to minimizing cheaters compared to other games in the genre, claiming a different internal policy than studios like Embark (Arc Raiders). But as of today, I see more cheaters in your game than in any others. What is going on? Where is that policy?

Personally, if this continues, I will stop playing, and many others will follow because people are getting fed up. I am sad and disgusted by the way things are going. To be honest, if I could get a refund right now, I would. I hope things improve to guarantee players high-quality gameplay and the ability to enjoy all game modes.

[restive patrol]

ranked is not for casuals

[edgy kestrel]

ranked sucks dont play it

it is a flop

[solemn prism]

apart from the cheaters ranked is supposed to have good players in it

[lean kindle]

yeah the cheating needs to be addressed. i haven’t encountered it yet but i am only one day in

[solemn prism]

ranked is not a casual thing, if you are a casual you will not climb

[solemn prism]

i'm lvl 140 and haven't run into a single obvious cheater

that doesn't mean i haven't run into them, just i didn't notice it i guess

[lean kindle]

I feel like I may have encountered one, but I’m also very new and don’t know how the damage recap works? Like I was doing a solo match and I walked outside and immediately got two tapped and I didn’t see any runners around nor did I see any names in like what damaged me so it felt a little odd but I don’t know if it was actually cheating probably i was just not paying attention.

[solemn prism]

i'm not saying you haven't run into some but by the way you explained your argument, it seems more of a need to learn the game more before going into ranked, or at least do not expect to win a lot of those games

[solemn prism]

2 barrel shot gun one taps you

and damage recap is kind of trash rn

[lean kindle]

that was the thing like I said there were no runners. I literally walked outside of a door and immediately went down and the damage recap and didn’t mention anything like oh you were hurt by this player or whatever.

ah wasn’t sure

[solemn prism]

probably died to architets then

might have been a bug

[lean kindle]

prob

[solemn prism]

there's a bug with some surfaces

if you hit them wrong you insta die

do you remember where it happened?

[nocturne abyss]

Name and shame is a violation of the Bungie Code of Conduct.

Please report them here. https://safety.bungie.net/hc/en-us/articles/42347863077268-Report-Suspected-Cheating-and-Poor-Behavior

[lean kindle]

uh it was a solo run of the starter map (still memorizing names)

it was definitely a two tap so I got hit twice. Felt like i got shot maybe I was getting sniped and I just couldn’t find who was hitting but in a starter map with lower player density idk it felt sus

I was on a sponsored kit, so it really didn’t mean anything

[gusty solstice]

Are there really that many cheaters? I swear i haven't even seen more than 2 or 3 that were really suspicious

Some times is really hard to say though

And im low rank so maybe thats why i don't see many

[lean kindle]

i just walked out a door after spawning and suddenly lost my shield. I even looked around to see if I could find anybody, but there was nothing and then suddenly I went down again, so who knows really. Without a recap telling me exactly what weapon and player damaged me, I have no context about what happened.

[hearty kayak]

you got claymored

I know it

[gusty solstice]

Yeah, we need a lot more stats and info in the end of runs

[edgy kestrel]

it is just dogshit

[lean kindle]

wouldn’t be surprised

[edgy kestrel]

nothing to do with being casual or not

unbalanced and borring

[hearty kayak]

Perimeter has building with claymores outside on the mezzanine

[solemn prism]

care to elaborate?

[edgy kestrel]

there is nothing good about ranked mode

[gusty solstice]

Skill issue

[edgy kestrel]

bronze players shouldnt play agfainst gold players in ranked

[nocturne abyss]

Bungie gib api plz. You have community devs ready to start building apps and websites for this stuff 😭😭😭

[solemn prism]

they don't

[solemn prism]

and even if they do it's better for the bronze player, you get better loot by killing a gold player most of the time

[edgy kestrel]

no it isnt

[solemn prism]

why isn't it?

[candid yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/schezo-schezo-wegey-schezo-puyo-puyo-puyo-puyo-puyo-gif-7000024585298137156

[low lark]

😂

[woeful parcel]

I think everyones going to trauma bond reading this dudes shit and getting brain damage lol

[lean kindle]

lmao

[candid yacht]

Its pretty much this

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-or-low-iq-call-it-rage-bait-ragebait-low-iq-call-it-gif-11418983585207187263

[brisk garden]

I'm sorry did I just read someone say that casual players can't get into the competitive gamemode

[edgy kestrel]

idk, maybe because you are not going to kill them ?

[candid yacht]

skill issue

[solemn prism]

but you can kill them

just cause they have better gear doesn't mean they are unkillable gods

[edgy kestrel]

go play ranked with green shield and tell me how succesfull you are in eliminating teams that are rocking full gold gear

[edgy kestrel]

and ? have you ever heared if return on investment ?

[brisk garden]

why are you playing ranked with green shields

[edgy kestrel]

you will be loosing most of the time

[brisk garden]

are you trying to lose

[edgy kestrel]

1 big win doesnt matter

[edgy kestrel]

why am i playing in bronze 3 with green shield ?

idk

maybe because ranked reward for bronze 2 is green backpack

[random portal]

Lobby wipe on perimeter

[brisk garden]

it's almost like you're supposed to climb the ranks

[edgy kestrel]

so it kinda hints on the level of gear that you suppsoe to sue there ?

[solemn prism]

farm normal mode and go in with better gear

like bruh

if you are having trouble with ranked don't play it

[brisk garden]

wait it's this guy

[solemn prism]

farm better gear in the normal modes

[edgy elk]

who we hating on in here rn?

[brisk garden]

I'm not arguing with this dullard

[solemn prism]

so you are losing in ranked to better players, ain't no way

crazy

[brisk garden]

while bringing green shields

for some reason

[solemn prism]

ranked is supposed to be the peak of competition

[edgy kestrel]

yes i am loosing to players from gold league who are rocking full legendary laodout while i am rocking green shield in bronze 3

[solemn prism]

that's your fault dude

farm better stuff

[brisk garden]

ranked is supposed to be where you bring your best, both in terms of gear and in terms of trying your best

[solemn prism]

or pick better fights

[edgy kestrel]

are you going to tell it to majority of player base that doesnt play ranked because it unbalanced ?

[solemn prism]

you can't take a normal fight against players with better stuff

[solemn prism]

no

it's not unbalanced

it's how it's supposed to be

[brisk garden]

the majority of people don't play ranked because ranked is an inherently anti-casual gamemode

[solemn prism]

it's ranked

[brisk garden]

in any game

[solemn prism]

not normal

[brisk garden]

not just marathon

this guy can't be real </3

[solemn prism]

i swear

he's 100% ragebaiting

[brisk garden]

I hope so

[solemn prism]

i'm not going into bronze lobby with green shield just cause it's bronze

[brisk garden]

not trying hard in the tryhard gamemode isn't the game's fault </3

[solemn prism]

it's like saying i shoulnd't play to the best of my abilities just cause i'm playing against worst people

you will lose if you do

[woeful parcel]

Nah thats just how he really is lol

Hes also 12

[lean kindle]

lol

[brisk garden]

how do people make these arguments and not immediately question themselves

if people supposedly only bring gold shields into ranked then maybe you should put two and two together and not play until you have that kind of gear

🥀

but anywhoot enough being ragebaited

let's #joybait

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059090511736082454/1128863749047058514/DDBF8BE0-2C1D-4DA4-892A-902798F7FC8B-1.gif

[fallen nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149022038263078922/1325308183605936159/bounce.gif

wait but how does joybaiting work

[brisk garden]

#optimism

#spreading joy

so on so forth

[fallen nimbus]

I know rage baiting, I know master baiting, but now we gotta bait people in being joyfull

[edgy kestrel]

wit is unbalanced , no other game would match up brone 3 against gold 1

stop this cope

[fallen nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-alarm-alarm-cat-cute-alarm-airplane-cat-gif-17795700906733479528

https://tenor.com/view/alarm-gif-20845235

rage detected, deploying joy

[edgy kestrel]

pretty sure majority of cs 2 players play premier which is indeed a ranked mode ( those who bought a prime)

[brisk garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/955894370693955604.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[edgy kestrel]

you only need 3k worth of loadout for bronze 3

there is different minimum loadout requirement for each rank

why would i bring more than i have to , just to be able to survive gold league players

[brisk garden]

https://tenor.com/view/toucan-coker-coler-mm-toucan-bird-drink-gif-10395105647252358247

[scarlet yew]

If outpost had own theme music it would be this

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=3VQDz-1i-nk

[woeful parcel]

@brisk garden my joybait for today

[brisk garden]

😼

I got NuCal to vip earlier today

[woeful parcel]

It has made me realize how much I suck at shotguns lol. This is such good practice

[brisk garden]

it's so goog being able to just buy blue shields for credits

[woeful parcel]

I just stock up on deals

Ive always got like 10 blue shields 😅

Going to delete em all now to replace with purples

[brisk garden]

I do that for purple shields :3

[nocturne abyss]

That mehu guy. He sucks

[edgy kestrel]

this called a dogshit balance and you know that , what is even the point of leagues at this point , if majority of people rock fully gold loadouts ? Just remove them , lmao

[brisk garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799327065635553320/952758108239843338/image0.gif

[nocturne abyss]

What’s it like spending more time staring at this screen then in game?

https://klipy.com/gifs/moth-BEv

[brisk garden]

ignore them and they'll run out of steam :3

[edgy kestrel]

pretty sure you need to use than and not then

[brisk garden]

they're here purely to continue the argument

[mellow crown]

describe what "balance" is in an extraction shooter for the chat pls

[edgy kestrel]

i have 100 hours in this game

[mellow crown]

what does balance mean

[edgy kestrel]

i am talking about ranked mode

how many extraction games withr anked mode have you seen ?

not many

[mellow crown]

no i get that, what does balance mean?

[edgy kestrel]

so i am going based on other games ranked modes

[mellow crown]

i asked a simple question

[nocturne abyss]

https://klipy.com/gifs/moth-BEv

[mellow crown]

didnt insult or anythin

[edgy kestrel]

people from bronze 3 and gold 1 not playing together ?

[candid yacht]

How are you still ass at 100 hours

Oops

[mellow crown]

wrong person dude

[candid yacht]

Wrong reply

[mellow crown]

LMAO

[candid yacht]

He will get the message

Bro took the low gear requirement as a rule not a suggestion

[mellow crown]

sorry for butting in btw, jusst curious on what balance means in any content in a shooter. destiny players use the "this isnt balanced" card upon dieing all the time.

[candid yacht]

Nothing stopping bro from rolling with big loot either

[mellow crown]

should snipers not one shot everyone?

[elder bronze]

goop

[mellow crown]

if were talking balance

[candid yacht]

Best gold mod imo

[mellow crown]

nah thats not balanced xD

[elder bronze]

got it from like my first ever outpost key run

[lean kindle]

i think two shot is fair as long as you have shields but i fully expect snipers to one shot me if i have no shield

[mellow crown]

if a bronze 3s skill level is the same as a gold 1 and they havent been placed yet? whats the solve for that? should bronze 3s with 3.0KDs match with 0.5s?

[brisk garden]

don't argue with theeeem

they're not here to argue in good faith

they're here to waste people's time

[woeful parcel]

Theyve been at this every waking hour for weeks lol

[brisk garden]

-w-

[mellow crown]

im sorry my adhd cant help it

[brisk garden]

yeowch

sucks to be them

[mellow crown]

im just curious yanno

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[brisk garden]

I mean that's faaaiiir but people like that use your good faith against you

pay heed to the age old adage :3

don't feed the trolls!

:3

[mellow crown]

theres so many to feed tho

and i have so many notes and info

[brisk garden]

they'll eat each other if we leave them be :3

[mellow crown]

ps... ranked is in beta :3

[mellow crown]

what can i say imma feeeder i guess

[brisk garden]

note how they always make sure to reply with an incendiary remark to keep the argument going when attention is diverted from them

[edgy elk]

woooow

[edgy kestrel]

if a bronze 3 player has 3 kd he wont be a bronze player for long , so he will progress to the next league , where is gold player (atleast last week) could not get any higher , i hope pinnacle player wont be matched against bronze 3, but it is really weird of you to talk about skill based matchmaking for mode that presumably already have skill based system (ranks). Matching bronze players against bronze players would give more opportunities to people with lower skill or cheaper gear where is current system force you to grind for gold gear to be able to play in bronze...

[edgy kestrel]

you jusst have no counter arguments lmao

[brisk garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mida-marathon-locus-gif-9202866494630453912

[edgy kestrel]

why are you so gay ? you keep stalking me for weeks , let me rest please

[mellow crown]

brother how many bronze players do you think are playing at this hour tho xD its like chinas greatest soldiers and thats it

[brisk garden]

he's so handsome

[lean kindle]

Mads is great

[tired basin]

that’s pretty true

[edgy kestrel]

so what would be the point of ranked system then ? just scrap it and introduce another metric

[mellow crown]

idk man lotta people are gay these days

like me

[edgy kestrel]

why deluding people into thinking that bronze only requires green gear

[brisk garden]

mods slay this bot

https://tenor.com/view/moderators-gif-27480573

[mellow crown]

becuase they wanted to make a comp based rank system for an extarction shooter and this is v.1, they told us theyll change it based off feedback so its not worth getting to annoyed over now just lodge the feedback and see how it evolves. it does have some flaws but i like what theyre going for

[lean kindle]

been out less than a month i fully expect balancing and changes over time

[brisk garden]

thank you mods for splaying the bot's gore across the stars

[edgy kestrel]

so why pretending that it balanced for a ranked mode ? it doesn't function like a an average ranked mode in games

[mellow crown]

what is balance?

[edgy kestrel]

called it something like challenge mode idk

[edgy kestrel]

have you played ranked mode in other games ?

[mellow crown]

if blance is your only metric for ranked then youll have to re evaluate buddy

is call of duty ranked balanced?

[mellow crown]

have you? everyone uses the meta like slaves

legue?

whats the balance like there?

[green musk]

Good morning Ladies and gentle's

[mellow crown]

i only take issue with the term "balance" becuase its a catch all term people throw out when they loose to something. for example, if things were as you said "perfectly balanced" every gun ability and bullet would have the same ttk give or take a few pixels

[edgy kestrel]

yes ? what kind of question is that ?

[mellow crown]

in reply to "have you played any other ranked mode"

cod, whatever weapon is meta is used

same with wow, league, valorant etc

none of them are balanced

infact most are balanced per patch

[edgy kestrel]

cs 2 premier will rarely match you up against oponents with much higher elo

average per team should be the same

[mellow crown]

is that an extraction shooter

this isnt team deathmatch comp tho my guy

you get ranked points for looting cooling fans

[edgy kestrel]

it is about ranked system and not about game type

[mellow crown]

do you get that in cs?

[edgy kestrel]

bro

[mellow crown]

you cant say "ranked system must be same in all games"

[edgy elk]

ok

[mellow crown]

so what you want im gathering

[edgy kestrel]

chess has elo system

it is 1 vs 1 game

[heady blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202246498461687848/1463037037434241157/ezgif-6e8cce8f61c8be75.gif

[mellow crown]

is a TDM style ranked system right?

[mellow crown]

ok so you want elo based matchmaking?

[green musk]

Wym "ok" 🥀

[mellow crown]

why not just say that

[edgy kestrel]

yes

[edgy elk]

yea

[edgy kestrel]

but i dont think we have enough players for that

[green musk]

Im going to whack you with the nearest uesc drone i can find

[mellow crown]

yapping about balance isnt asking for ELO matching.

[edgy kestrel]

so bungie should change ranked mode into something else

[green musk]

WHA-

[mellow crown]

its also in beta, and doesnt match based of ELO because elo isnt the only deciding factor in an extraction shooter

[edgy kestrel]

no point in ranks if there is not enough players for fair games

[mellow crown]

how do you evaluate the skill of a stealth team that doesnt kill people

what would their ELO be?

3 assassins playing loot goblin

[edgy kestrel]

you get points for extracting that is your elo

the more points you have the higher rank you get

[nocturne abyss]

Oh did someone mention player counts?

[mellow crown]

see how that wouldnt be balanced at all?

[edgy kestrel]

very similar to elo but less continues

[nocturne abyss]

Fuck. Where is it.

[edgy kestrel]

like old cs go ranking system

[nocturne abyss]

went on a date today. she was not the one. didn’t understand when I pulled out the marathon steam charts. called me a “weirdo” for doing the important work of critical analysis on player counts every 30 minutes, sacrificing my time for the greater good. I bet she doesn’t even know I mod the /r/gaming subreddit at the same time. multitasking is nothing for me. but fine, leave.

[edgy kestrel]

ranked mode player count

[nocturne abyss]

went on a date today. she was not the one. didn’t understand when I pulled out the marathon steam charts. called me a “weirdo” for doing the important work of critical analysis on player counts every 30 minutes, sacrificing my time for the greater good. I bet she doesn’t even know I mod the /r/gaming subreddit at the same time. multitasking is nothing for me. but fine, leave.

[edgy kestrel]

are you even playing a rank mode buddy ?

[edgy elk]

why

[nocturne abyss]

went on a date today. she was not the one. didn’t understand when I pulled out the marathon steam charts. called me a “weirdo” for doing the important work of critical analysis on player counts every 30 minutes, sacrificing my time for the greater good. I bet she doesn’t even know I mod the /r/gaming subreddit at the same time. multitasking is nothing for me. but fine, leave.

[green musk]

HE FOUND IT

PRAISE BE

[upbeat pivot]

Dude stop engaging with this guy your going to contract his extra chromosome

[mellow crown]

im fine with that i need a couple more

xDD

[green musk]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-this-man-horse-react-him-horse-react-mpreg-react-male-pregnancy-gif-2323501253009278485

[edgy kestrel]

i have 46 chromosomes buddy

[nocturne abyss]

If you have an extra x, I’ll trade you my y for it 🥺

[green musk]

She x on my y till I z

[nocturne abyss]

She weave on my worm til I silk

[scarlet yew]

went on a date today. she was not the one. didn’t understand when I pulled out the marathon steam charts. called me a “weirdo” for doing the important work of critical analysis on player counts every 30 minutes, sacrificing my time for the greater good. I bet she doesn’t even know I mod the /r/gaming subreddit at the same time. multitasking is nothing for me. but fine, leave.

[vague gyro]

ayo there any ff11 players here

[spark trellis]

In this game team up in ranked is allowed?
We can beamed by 6 hackers in ranked

And it possible to send report directly to devs? With video proofs

[edgy kestrel]

went on a date today. she was not the one. didn’t understand when I pulled out the marathon steam charts. called me a “weirdo” for doing the important work of critical analysis on player counts every 30 minutes, sacrificing my time for the greater good. I bet she doesn’t even know I mod the /r/gaming subreddit at the same time. multitasking is nothing for me. but fine, leave.

[tired basin]

I have opened this channel maybe 4 ish times this week and reiglazer is here every time. Get a job

[edgy kestrel]

i am preparing for exams

why would I get a job now ?

[marsh zodiac]

he doesnt need a job hes here

[brisk hearth]

j*b

[quartz fulcrum]

went on a date today. she was not the one. didn’t understand when I pulled out the marathon steam charts. called me a “weirdo” for doing the important work of critical analysis on player counts every 30 minutes, sacrificing my time for the greater good. I bet she doesn’t even know I mod the /r/gaming subreddit at the same time. multitasking is nothing for me. but fine, leave.

[brisk hearth]

we're in a family friendly channel, don't use the j word without censoring

[edgy kestrel]

thanks for telling him , it is the second time he is telling me to get a job, despite me repeatedly saying that I don't need it....

[tired basin]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-job-application-get-a-job-akira-job-application-gif-8274337411388777231

[edgy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-discord-4chan-reddit-gif-12469709983918782970

[tired basin]

one of the worst gifs I have ever seen 👍

a repulsive series of images

what is your major @edgy kestrel

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-this-is-mine-run-gif-15431338

[edgy kestrel]

math and theoretical physics

[tired basin]

are you going to do grad school with that

[fringe summit]

oh whats wrong scared of having a JOB

being a little EMPLOYED

having a WAGE

getting MONEY while WORKING at your JOB

[edgy kestrel]

i dont know , I will probably get a job first and then will do my masters

probably in a different country

[fringe summit]

I am never using these without a good team bros

[edgy kestrel]

you can try and do them in solo ?

[tired basin]

where do people with a bachelors in math and theoretical physics work

[brisk hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/face-rip-gif-10750671

[tired basin]

are you double majoring?

[fringe summit]

good april fools joke

[edgy kestrel]

I mean ideally you want to do your masters and then you can work in university and maybe do some minor researches, but yeah you need phd to do any important researches

[candid yacht]

maybe you can find the mystery behind your skill issue and bad opinions

[edgy kestrel]

So if you only have your bachelors degree you are unlikely to work at cern , maybe you get a job related to analytics or something like that

[candid yacht]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747561446539395205/1387732424632434738/dansi-2x.gif

[lean kindle]

jesus christ

[edgy kestrel]

Can you find a mystery behind your birth ? it is pretty much impossible to have an ideal opinion and do ideal decisions , so idk what you want me to find there

[brisk hearth]

you can work as an assistant or technician tho

[candid yacht]

theres no mystery my mom and dad procreated

and I was born

[edgy kestrel]

true, there is a lot of options

[candid yacht]

there is no ideal opinion, but yours are misinformed and in bad faith

hence

bad

[edgy kestrel]

well why would anyone get born , what is the point of your life and struggles you experience ?

[lyric trail]

I work in nuclear

[brisk hearth]

lemme in on the fun, what did he say that was that gross ?

[candid yacht]

wdym gross

he just says shit with stupid arguments

[edgy kestrel]

they are not bro , you just dont liket that i am not enjoying certain things about marathon

[candid yacht]

thats fine youre not enjoying them

your explanations just dont make sense

[lyric trail]

Yeah you are not getting to cern with a bachelors typically

Im trying to move to switzerland right now

[edgy kestrel]

the only argument that you can make is that i shouldnt complain here about the game , because there is nothing you can do , so i just complain for the sake of complaining whihc might ruin someones day

[candid yacht]

you can complain

[brisk hearth]

do you speak languages other than english ?

[candid yacht]

but make your arguments make sense

[lyric trail]

I have an A2 understanding of Finnish but no fins to speak with everyday

I know I would need german or french for switzerland

[candid yacht]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1057998684077441125/1238153901836992552/caption.gif

[lyric trail]

Probably just going to go get a masters degree in finland or switzerland tbh

[brisk hearth]

italian also works, but afaik you can do fine with english. From what I remember they mostly use english there. It's just useful to speak other langages for the day to day life tho (I live in France and had a friend who's parents were working there)

[edgy kestrel]

ranked system in marathon is not working like it suppose to , bronze players shouldn't play against gold players. If you think this is not an issue , then why having leagues in the first place ? That is like saying that game between 2000 elo chess player and 800 elo player is a good ranked game

[undone sphinx]

What country are you in now

[lyric trail]

America :(

[undone sphinx]

Why leave the best universities in the world then

[candid yacht]

how much data do you have that this happens on the regular

[lyric trail]

Very hard to get EU job even though I am ultra qualified

[scarlet yew]

https://youtu.be/6QJ1dt6-94o

Me forcing myself to reach pinwheel against invisible clone clankers

[brisk hearth]

calling gaius at 3am GONE WRONG

[lyric trail]

Because I am persecuted

But no politics in this server so Ill leave it at that

[undone sphinx]

😐

Okay

I imagine getting a job in the EU will be easier after professional xp here no?

[edgy kestrel]

not a lot , maybe in 30% of the cases have encountered people with much higher rank than me. The problem is that no one is playing ranked so it is impossible to introduce fair system , but if it never gets introduce no one is going to play ranked. Idk maybe bungie should assign league to each map. For example bronze for perimeter , silver for dire marsh and gold for outpost ?

[undone sphinx]

Instead of them hiring a newbie they can see you got some history

[edgy kestrel]

we need more players in ranked mode

otherwise it is a mess

[lyric trail]

Yeah the problem is just that most EU countries will only hire in EU unless they can prove no qualified candidates

Which is a high bar to clear

[undone sphinx]

Makes sense

What did you want to go into in particular or do you not care that much

[scarlet yew]

https://youtu.be/h9PtBlQngFs

[undone sphinx]

There's a lot of remote work in the US, might feel safer that way

[lyric trail]

Probably sustainability engineering or something, would love to keep working in nuclear field but you usually have to be a citizen of the country

Yeah Im safe rn for now, just walls are closing in so to speak

[edgy kestrel]

Yeah that is kinda weird

[lyric trail]

It makes sense tbh, lots of talent to choose from why outsource it? And if this is law it helps to prevent third world labor exploitation practices

[undone sphinx]

Yeah also you know what to expect moreso, less risk, language barriers aren't as bad

[novel shale]

Aye, it makes a ton of sense

[scarlet yew]

Sound of that + video of this:
https://youtu.be/BuQ7EebyKr0

[tired basin]

I have a bachelors in chemical engineering and have been poking around some nuclear fuel production jobs

[novel shale]

Also forces corpos to not pay barely enough to not be considered slavery

Honestly I’m glad I’m going into Electrical

[lyric trail]

Yeah ive been looking at framatome myself since its international but idk I think I want a masters degree at tgis point

[tired basin]

electrical engineering?

[novel shale]

Gonna be plenty of work for electricians and we can

[novel shale]

Nah the trades

[tired basin]

those are good job

s

[novel shale]

Good money to be made in the “dumb” jobs

[tired basin]

electricians are NOT dumb man

good ones anyways

[novel shale]

Oh absolutely agree

[tired basin]

Some of the E&I guys I work with are wizards

[faint thicket]

[novel shale]

But the stigma/stereotype is that the Trades are the high school dropouts/dumb as bricks folks

[tired basin]

When I have an issue with an instrument I am usually asking an electrician to help me troubleshoot connections and wiring

[lyric trail]

Trades are based and cool guys

[tired basin]

this may exist more in people that aren’t in the workforce

ie kids

people who actually work for a living understand that tradesmen are part of what makes everything work

[novel shale]

Honestly I think it’s the lower educational bar to get into the trades that makes people say that

[tired basin]

dumb people graduate college too

[novel shale]

Like for electrical you basically jsut need to grad high school

[tired basin]

it is a matter of financial means

[brisk hearth]

depends on where

tho yeah, if you're fine financially you'll graduate anywhere

[lyric trail]

Gen z was also taught growing up that you needed a college degree or else you are a collosal loser

At least in my high school

Which is wrong

[novel shale]

Aye

Sounds about right

[brisk hearth]

I mean, average education level kept rising fast these last few decades, so it's kind of an admitted fact that you need high education to perform jobs that never needs it

[scarlet yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481954550788259881/bingus_slam_31.gif

You guys yap too much

pinwheel is waiting

[lyric trail]

This is the yap channel bro

[novel shale]

We also realized we need to make Phat Bank to even afford to survive

Main reason why we don’t drink or have kids

[scarlet yew]

just reminding task at hand: reclaiming hidden riches

[novel shale]

Shit’s too expensive

[brisk hearth]

not exactly "realized", more like the context changed slowly for the worse in most the western countries

where 2 generations ago having a big house at 25 was the norm

[novel shale]

That’s fair

[brisk hearth]

exagerating a bit, but you get it

[novel shale]

Yep having a house and 2 kids by 20 was the thing

[undone sphinx]

Yeah I def don't think it's mandatory but college degree makes more on avg than trades

You can make it in a lot of different fields it just depends if you're that guy

[novel shale]

Think even that’s changing with everyone trying to get a degree job

[lyric trail]

Not where im from, college degrees are OT excempt and trade unions get to sit on ass all day until OT to perform work

Respecfully

[brisk hearth]

idk "trades", how many years of education is it after high school ?

[tired basin]

I went to college because I needed a job where I could be sick for weeks at a time and not get fired or lose pay. Otherwise I probably would have gone into agriculture

[lyric trail]

Good hustle

[undone sphinx]

Apprenticeships and such generally, depends on the trade I'm not as familiar myself

[novel shale]

Usually 4 years plus work hours

[undone sphinx]

Some trades you jump right into

[brisk hearth]

ah I see

is it purely apprenticeship or is there a school involved as well, like how internships work ?

[undone sphinx]

There are technical schools yes

[novel shale]

Bit of both

[lyric trail]

Technical schools dont get you in though

[undone sphinx]

You can do them during high school also in some places

[lyric trail]

If you know the right people you can just go right in

[novel shale]

Usually you take a foundstions course or so and then do some hours and slowly work your way through to get the full ticket

[undone sphinx]

This is how it works everywhere

[brisk hearth]

ok ok thx

[lyric trail]

I guess yeag

[worn fulcrum]

Guys hear me out. Cryo archive solo. Two people spawn at each section of the map resulting in an instant 1v1 and then winner can push further into cryo and so now you have 6 really kitted individuals fighting for control of the rest of the map against a ton of bots. You still have to get level 3 clearance to exfil so it’s likely you’ll have to seek out one more player to kill leading to more conflict and an exciting overall experience

[lyric trail]

I was a journeyman at one point in my life (cashier)

[undone sphinx]

I did carpentry and basic plumbing during summers for 3 or so years

I've never met a tradesman who told me to get into the trades, that's all I know

Only young guys tell me to

[tired basin]

Instant rat fight off rip into 29 minutes of rat fight

I might actually rather poison myself and die

In extreme pain

[lyric trail]

Yeah I did 5 years on an overnight laborer crew and all the old guys said get out before you destroy your body

[edgy kestrel]

I mean if the competition is very high then sure, but if it is only about language then getting a B2 on the language exam should be enough ? If you have studied in an EU school and then went to the EU uni it doesn't necessarily mean that you know that country language that well

[undone sphinx]

From personal experience hiring people who can't speak my language well (english) just makes things a lot more difficult

[tired basin]

I worked for 5 years as a baker, and the shift was 3am until I was done. That was pretty rough on my body because I did it while going to college

Knew I couldn’t do it forever because I could feel my body wearing

[undone sphinx]

Like they might be a great worker but if I can't talk to them or they can't talk to their team it really slows stuff down and mistakes start popping up

[lyric trail]

I relate, did the overnight laboring while attending college during the day

[tired basin]

brutal

[undone sphinx]

That's tough

[lyric trail]

Human body wasnt meant for regular 30 hour days lol

[unreal sedge]

I've never had issues with it🤷 they do great work

[novel shale]

I prolly woulda done the same if anyone fucken hired me

[tired basin]

Going to Sunday office hours to finish the 3-problem engineering homework after working for 14 hours

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smiling-smile-joyus-goofy-gif-8503284659254790420

[undone sphinx]

Yeah, it's just hard when you have to talk and explain things over 20-30m when it would've taken 5 with someone fluent

[unreal sedge]

Naturally it depends on the work being done. Most pick it up quickly

[undone sphinx]

Yeah it's more abstract ig for me

[lyric trail]

Everyone speaks english in the jobs I am applying to so language isnt the issue

[undone sphinx]

Technical or art based

[lyric trail]

Its relocation fees, visas, residence permits, ect

[undone sphinx]

Is it really that hard for someone with a degree to move to Europe

[lyric trail]

Even though I have gauranteed free housing in helsinki :<

[novel shale]

Think the only legit work experience I got is one day for Federal Elections with Elections Canada

[novel shale]

Think it depends on the degree

[lyric trail]

Unfortunately yes, degree and 5 years professional project management experience

[novel shale]

Some are more transferable than others

[lyric trail]

Options are either college or get married to a european which I dont want to do

[undone sphinx]

Why not

[lyric trail]

Because Im in a relationship and havent lived with him yet

[novel shale]

Ah

Yea that makes sense

[undone sphinx]

You both marry a European and then the Europeans marry each other but secret

This is tech

[lyric trail]

What lol

Multi way marriage scam?

[undone sphinx]

Yes.

[lyric trail]

He is a european so I wouldnt havr to do that lol

[novel shale]

Believe we call that the 1890 Gays special

[undone sphinx]

It's all making sense now

[novel shale]

(Lotta gays married a lady to keep up appearances and then did their own thing)

[undone sphinx]

Interesting

Those poor women lol

[brisk hearth]

actually kept happening for a long time

[lyric trail]

People still do that

[novel shale]

Mhm

[novel shale]

Honestly I think it was a mutual agreement

[brisk hearth]

some of them also didn't want to enter a relationship but were pressured into one anyways, so it was also an escape for some of them

[novel shale]

They did their thing she did her thing

[undone sphinx]

Seems a bit optimistic lol

[undone sphinx]

Yeah I mean I get why they did it but the woman still gets stuck in a marriage with a man who doesn't love her the same way

[brisk hearth]

sucks for everyone yea

[novel shale]

I mean it could basically just be two friends

There were definitely some women who didn’t mind

Think even Elton John did that for a bit

[undone sphinx]

Elton John wasn't alive in 1890 😭

[lyric trail]

Source?

[undone sphinx]

Yeah maybe some

[novel shale]

Oh def not. But the whole gay special thing was even around pre 2000s

Ain’t no one liked the LGBTQ community until like 2002 or so

[novel shale]

For the Elton John thing?

[lyric trail]

For elton john not being alive in 1890

[novel shale]

Ah

[lyric trail]

He looks ancient

[novel shale]

for all we know he prolly was around back then with Queenie

[novel shale]

Still find it hilarious how chill she was

Think a couple in the UK invited her to their wedding as a joke/what if. And she showed up

I mean she was also in the same building at the time

[jolly goblet]

That’s what big Elton John wants you to think

[brisk hearth]

reminder that dihydrogen monoxide kills at a 100% rate and is found in a lot of food products, but govs don't do anything about it

[lyric trail]

These humans literally be downing gallons of an oxidizing agent all the time and then be surprised when they die

If aliens ever invade/visit they will be horrified at our cellular oxygen tolerance

[novel shale]

It’s also an addiction that everyone in society has

It’s truly a problem

[brisk hearth]

at this point invading is kind of a blessing for them us, so we should all support it

[novel shale]

Oh we all do

And those who don’t will be experimented on by our alien overlords

[brisk hearth]

praise be

[novel shale]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-part-2-stilgar-fremen-disbelief-gif-10329832144102306343

[brisk hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/gliznorp-alien-cat-bald-green-gif-7415781222793666173

[novel shale]

Alien OF when

[brittle walrus]

what happens when we find the first sexy alien

[novel shale]

(That would be fucken hilarious)

[granite tartan]

Look at the glorpnoppers on that spinwa

[novel shale]

She be S’phting on that thang

[lyric trail]

I mean have you guys seen a f'lickta?

Hear me out

[brisk hearth]

those are the ones from which the Sph't derived right ?

[lyric trail]

They are the spht tunnel cleaners

[granite tartan]

Ayo

f'lickta
Tunnel cleaner
God damn

[lyric trail]

Lest we forget the marathon infinity reveal that the opening with teeth is not a mouth, but a reproductice organ

No im not kidding

[granite tartan]

They trying to decapitate their children on the way out?

[brisk hearth]

and on the way in

[lyric trail]

They all lay eggs at once at then fight to fit as many eggs in that pocket as possible, the most successful flickta get the most eggs, nobody has observed what they do with them afterwards

[edgy kestrel]

wow bro has 3 fingers on his hand and 2 on his leg

[novel shale]

The S’pht are weird creatures

[pseudo drum]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-fish-spognebob-phone-gif-3064144843174203984

[heady blaze]

that's from marathon?

[fringe summit]

you say that like we don’t have an enemy with no limbs at all and just floats

[heady blaze]

what the hell is that

[lyric trail]

Its a f'lickta

[edgy kestrel]

that guy has aura

[lyric trail]

Don't you dare imply a creature made of only meat is related in any way to the s'pht

[edgy kestrel]

i wonder why he was a trash mob

like literally doctor strange + mysterio + silver surfer

[novel shale]

Easy pickings for an eldritch entity of alien slaughter

[viral beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-gif-14922675818058709477

[lyric trail]

These guys were in pathways to darkness too, its possible in whatever timeline we are in that some were aboard the marathon and we will fight them in dire marsg next season

[novel shale]

Only time shall tell

[lyric trail]

[Redacted] could be anything!

Or nothing

[novel shale]

DO YOU WANNA BE A [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]!

FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] YOU TOO CAN BE A [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

[pseudo drum]

[novel shale]

-# terms and conditions apply

Wonder how many folks get the Spamton joke there

[stiff topaz]

Shrimply a big shot

[novel shale]

Damn chat so dead I might need to call up Bob

[brisk hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1483309286669946931/caption.gif

[viral beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1432553208198336612/1476579162843123712/bingusbird.gif

[spiral ore]

CAN SOMEONE QUEUE DIRE MARSH TRIOS IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR 20 MINUTES.

[granite tartan]

Thats wild

[inland needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

Our boy null went quiet

[viral beacon]

do pickles actually squeek if u rub them together?

[zenith surge]

nuh uh I keep losing my shit there

[winter oxide]

fr, im just waiting for duo outpost

[zenith surge]

duo outpost is gonna be mad funny

[granite tartan]

Duo cryo next?

[lyric trail]

Doubt it but that would be sick

[candid yacht]

They might

Since they are testing puzzles

[torn hare]

Mad peak

[lyric trail]

What do you mean?

[edgy kestrel]

almost finished traxus priority contract chain damn

[pure prairie]

Yes, it's caused by friction

[candid yacht]

This

How puzzle mechanics work on the map in duos

So they wanna see how it translates to duos

For Cryo they could have duo vaults require less batteries

[torn hare]

True

Duo cryo could honestly end up being quite fun

[candid yacht]

Not as many self revives

1v2 is easier than 1v3

Not as much grenade spam

Not as many bubbles

Win win

[lyric trail]

Its been interesting to me that people arent really using destroyed wing entrance yet

Still seems easy but I ran about 10 rook runs this morning and only saw it open 1 time

Got to open it and run a full silent pinwheel heist before it was breached in my last game

[lavish thistle]

I think the reason why so few are using it is because it’s “not as easy” anymore

[brisk hearth]

still "shoot targets" kind of deal ?

[lyric trail]

Yeah shoot 5 targets

[tired basin]

I have grown accustomed to doing drone entrance now

[lavish thistle]

Provided by someone in this server, these are all the possible spawns now

[tired basin]

Either by finding it or killing the team that grabbed it

[lyric trail]

They are rpetty well hidden now

[tired basin]

Oog that’s a lot

[lavish thistle]

I’m gonna have to take some time to memorize all the spots but I’m sure with a trio who memorizes certain regions it’d be easy

[dusty cairn]

Is there any additional reward to playing ranked or is it just to flex

[lavish thistle]

Cosmetics

[tired basin]

misery

[lyric trail]

Yeah im just rooking until I can reliably open it

[tired basin]

I was originally looking forward to ranked a lot in this game but it looks unfun

When I want to play ranked I go play the finals ranked

[slate elbow]

I've been loving ranked ngl

[tired basin]

the fights don’t look fun to me

dire would tilt me off the face of the earth

[slate elbow]

To each their own

[tired basin]

I don’t think I have the patience frankly

do you think ranked plays slower than the normal modes?

[viral beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-tears-cat-point-gun-crying-cat-gif-17741904

[lean kindle]

you must evolve past the tilt

[slate elbow]

Yes

[dusty cairn]

When do we get a stash/social hub? We see shells in non-combat areas in the trailer

[slate elbow]

Death is temporary

[tired basin]

the damage to my psyche is forever

[slate elbow]

Glory is forever

Lmfao

[thorny horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

[slate elbow]

Yeah while we're on that when is the traveller gonna come to tau ceti and give us all ghosts

[royal dragon]

https://marathongame.fandom.com/wiki/UESC_Marathon
Stuff online says that the Marathon ship is 15x12x10km, but since it was made out of Deimos (about 15x12x11km) and sticks way out of the husk of that moon... Shouldn't it be quite a bit longer?

[flat ledge]

when do we get tau ceti V? we see tau ceti IV all the time, but when is V?

[royal dragon]

Or is it actually 42km (the length of a marathon run)?

[wind nexus]

tau ceti VI or VII

[karmic stream]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathon-game-bungie-bungie-marathon-void-gif-11924906404514426285

[lyric trail]

Keep in mind the marathon was redesigned between games

It used to just be a potato

[cyan nest]

Anyone know the prestige salvage drop rate for extracting with the dire marsh anomaly

[royal dragon]

A potato is more in line with the actual shape of Deimos

But long pointy ship is a lot sexier than a potato

[dusty cairn]

didnt they say they were considering it post-launch

[lyric trail]

Yeah long pointy ship is very neat aesthetic

But wiki measurements might just be wrong as a result

[royal dragon]

I'm sure I heard that someone compared the size of cryo and the larger UI image of the marathon with cryo highlighted, to get a rough size too

But yeah, I guess the wiki size is for the original, which makes sense for how close the size matches Deimos.

[lean kindle]

I think a little social lobby, where you can interact with your team and talk with NPC representatives of each faction would get people a bit more invested into the setting as well

[brisk hearth]

Deimos is supposed to be 47Mm wide, so assuming what we see is the original surface of deimos on the sides, the ship is actually way more massive

[karmic stream]

real but I am a big fan of the more persona-based representatives we see for the factions, rather than actual npcs we can walk up to

[lean kindle]

imagine more like you go to a holoroom and that rep appears as a simulated avatar

I don’t think any of them would actually physically be in orbit around tau ceti

[karmic stream]

with occasional bingus and im sold

[lean kindle]

only appearing digitally gives them a layer of disconnection

[royal dragon]

nahhh, deimos is pretty tiny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deimos_(moon)

[lean kindle]

“oh we aren’t actually out there, what do you mean officers”

[karmic stream]

aaah I see the vision 🫡 30ft tall holo-Nona sounds godly to see

[lean kindle]

deimos also not spherical so they obviously reshaped it

[brisk hearth]

wait am stoopid

[royal dragon]

dw we all are

[lyric trail]

Literally not a moon

[royal dragon]

I wondered about that, but if you only look at parts of it, it looks a bit more rounded. Like if you just carved out the dips, it might look more spherical. I need to look up at it next time I'm playing.

[brisk hearth]

took the distance away from mars as its measurement and was like "damn, it's almost as big as Earth"

[lyric trail]

Martians mad for no reason

[royal dragon]

If it's 15km at it's longest point, if the pointy stick ship in the middle of it sticks out either side... Maybe it does come to 49.2km 🤔

(a marathon run length)

[edgy kestrel]

just had a very strabge game on outpost

[brisk hearth]

42.195km

[edgy kestrel]

there was only 2 teams including ours

we colelcted 3 cards without facing much resistance

then went to pinwheel and got killed from behind

by 1 team

other than that we havent seena single team

or rook

[royal dragon]

right you are. see, we're all stupid

[royal dragon]

yeah, i've had games like that before where we haven't seen a single team and don't remember hearing any gunfire. sometimes wonder if two teams rotated into a POI on the other side of the map right at the start and there was a big fight with the team that was already there too and anyone who survived just bailed out with the loot.

[upper solstice]

The longer audible distance on gunfire never felt like that.

[slate elbow]

Can someone tell me if on cryo if you bring in a vault key does it mark the vault like how keys work on other maps?

[dusty cairn]

Love when the freekit rando's strip my corpse before reviving me

[unreal sedge]

Assuming it's the same size as rl Deimos the marathon is about 3x as long as the moon is wide, a 12 MILE long starship is pretty damn big

That would be pretty cool, maybe you have to go from the ship to the moon to exfill

[edgy kestrel]

true but no one has taken a single red card, they somehow completed destroyer wing quest very fast, like i havent even noticed

[woeful parcel]

Yes

[royal dragon]

I feel like sometimes we just zone out the most distant gunfire and are too busy doing some contract or fighting bots to notice

[woeful parcel]

Supressors exist

[upper solstice]

I wear headphones and I'm always surprised when other people don't hear the gunfire when I do

[granite tartan]

after the revert i literally saw someone shooting in front of me and didnt hear the gunshot 😂

i was on the pink hill of hauler and he was in the little canyon heading to overflow

[nocturne abyss]

I use studio reference monitors and crank up the volume

Neighbors would hate me but their kids are just as loud so it’s only fair 🤣

[novel shale]

Jesus Christ

That’s like the 4th one in the past two days

How are people falling for these scams

[signal linden]

These guys got nothing better to do I guess

[next nimbus]

Did I miss another Mister Breast epic tweeter scam

[nocturne abyss]

Roblox cheats or their friend made a really cool game they should check out

[next nimbus]

Aw man

[nocturne abyss]

Also 4 in 2 days isn’t a lot. One of my mods got a quad feed earlier

I think we ended out yesterday with 7 total 🤣

[novel shale]

Jesus

[novel shale]

I mean it’s a lot more than it should

[nocturne abyss]

They happen in waves and we’re in a wave. It’ll pass

[novel shale]

Should only be like maybe once a month

[signal linden]

I mean it shouldnt be any lol

But scammers gonna scam I guess

[nocturne abyss]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ajSB_Ke5I

[novel shale]

Ofc there’s a vid on it

Amazing

[main sandal]

do not skip to the last 5 seconds

[next nimbus]

If anyone has a video on discord related nonsense its always ntts

[novel shale]

Still not as funny as markiplier guessing how Honey works with ease

That will always be funny

[flat ledge]

mods mpreg this spammer

[vernal crest]

it used to literally just be deimos with a big satellite dish

the blob

[novel shale]

Amazing

Kinda reminds me of the mining base in KOTOR2

[edgy elk]

just made some food and ate it now im stuffed

[nocturne abyss]

The redesign makes so much sense. They not only made it look like the logo and with Deimos removed it’s a sword

Like actually genius

[novel shale]

This thing. Could not find a better shot for the life of me

[edgy elk]

yea

[nocturne abyss]

I'm an adult and I can make adult choices.
I had cookies for dinner.
I want to die and my stomach wants the same 😭

[maiden canopy]

What’s up with NULL bot changing their profile pic?

[novel shale]

No clue

Might be connected to cryo

[edgy elk]

it looks like vault 7 seen from above

[nocturne abyss]

That happened during the ARG

[modest inlet]

saw the discord for Classic marathon is classic paella today, beautiful work.

[nocturne abyss]

I saw the tiny thumbnail on my phone and got excited thinking it’s pizza time. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lpvT-Fciu-4

But it’s actually paella time 😭

-# also I might need glasses

[inland needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[bronze dock]

Duos is pretty fun its super fast paced

[cursive wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[scarlet yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[brisk hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[high sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif?ex=69ce810a&is=69cd2f8a&hm=e68f3aa61f1c18fd9604a58826e16b992649671cf8079788e4a33ded86e954e9&

[brisk hearth]

Ok so guys the current NULL//TRANSMITTER icon contains a couple of interesting things

1. It has a "key" symbol at the bottom left
2. 16 pixels are different from the rest (highlighted in blue after image transformation)
3. The logo itself is reminiscent of chinese "Lu Ban" locks, which are a puzzle.

The key is definitely an ars goetia sigil, proving that bingus is a spawn from hell

[edgy elk]

algae pond bath bomb!?

[brisk hearth]

Did I get it right????

[edgy elk]

no

[brisk hearth]

[brisk hearth]

wait that was an actual thing

wtf

[edgy elk]

yea its a new valuable

[analog roost]

Lol

what day is it today

[slender saddle]

Auuughhhhhh…..

[edgy elk]

algae pond bath bomb day

[slender saddle]

Auuugghhhh…..

[edgy elk]

yea

[novel shale]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[brisk hearth]

absolute shitpost

Guys marathon is dying fr fr the devs already said when the game will close

only 26k days left

[vestal cobalt]

So sad to hear about Marathon shutting down in 2098 😔

[signal linden]

Are we back to summoning again?

[novel shale]

always

[signal linden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

If you insist

[novel shale]

We must keep summoning until the next ARG!

[dawn chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[zenith meadow]

Recon mains try not to kos challenge (impossible)

[unkempt sage]

Damn I could do laps around deimos

No wonder the uesc had to brutally strip mine obtain resources from Mars to build the marathon

[candid yacht]

outpost duo is turbo cancer

havent seen so much ratting in my whole life

crazy what one less member does to a mf

[scenic mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[signal linden]

I mean, the codex entries are pretty clear that the majority of deimos wasn't even intended to be used for marathon construction, they just wanted to continually mine it during the trip for upkeep resources essentially

[unkempt sage]

Mhmhm

[cerulean horizon]

It’s better than getting a random solo with a free kit every trios game with 1 random

[storm gyro]

i see why this game is dead bc the best weapon is ur base knife that 2 taps purple cant wait for game to die fully

[steady minnow]

Simply dont get knifed !

Good luck in Roblox tho buddy 💀

[bronze robin]

OK but unironically I get his point about knives lol

[steady minnow]

Yeah knifes are a bit too strong with the upgrades

[pastel harbor]

guys my worm plushie has arrived

[bronze robin]

Ive lost fights to people just rushing me with knives thru my gunfire

Goofy af sometimes

[pastel harbor]

diabolical

[bronze robin]

Everyone has an energy sword

But at the same time, everyone has an energy sword

So it's like

Even ig

[pastel harbor]

lol

[inland needle]

I’m gonna keep summoning until null shows back up🙏🏼

[ebon elk]

what if they added a clash system but when one person holds a gun and the other knife, make the gun person able to get a few more bullets off if they know how to "parry"

[signal linden]

https://tenor.com/view/and-when-everyones-super-no-one-will-be-syndrome-incredibles-gif-16929680360868417134

[inland needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[signal linden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

Sometimes, I can still hear his voice...

"The CMS is right there you idiots, just use it"

I'm paraphrasing of course

[bronze robin]

Bro a Halo knife/melee clash system would be sick af

[opal bloom]

i heard a Bingus today, couldn't locate it T-T

[opal bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1484278703986053130/pink_cat_dance.gif

[signal linden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425347752098795591/1466872680325185606/pink_cat_dance.gif

[nocturne abyss]

https://klipy.com/gifs/moth-BEv

[lapis ingot]

how I love these shits

[lapis ingot]

I swear sometimes I think this game is made for stoners hahaha

[nocturne abyss]

You literally sent this while I was placing an order for pickup at the local dispensary

I feel a lil called out here

[lapis ingot]

yo de paranoids gotta be kicking hahaha

enjoy the z my man, may the raids be profitable

[torn hare]

https://tenor.com/view/bungie-marathon-new-marathon-nu-marathon-bungie-marathon-gif-2701323247976763654

This gif is so fucking funny because it works so perfectly

[lyric trail]

Bro

Weed will close your 4th dimensional eye

Stop before its too late

[upper solstice]

You think you're going to be able to handle jacking into a worm woven cyber body and piloting a synthetic shell on Tau Ceti IV if you can't handle a little mind alteration via some harmless flowers? Please. Do you even drink hallucinogenic cheeseburgers?

[candid goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-arachne-destroyer-gif-7019312937960688454

[vague jasper]

Ah, finally a channel where i can post images

Check this out

Been working for Traxus for 6 months already

[granite tartan]

[granite tartan]

so he hasn't played since august to cheat on marathon

gg

[torn hare]

@hollow rune So cool

[hollow rune]

yeeee

[inland needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481845632539820102/ami31p.gif

[nocturne abyss]

most likely stolen account

[flat ledge]

solos probably getting a built in revive option is my guess #dev-updates

[unreal sedge]

Free self revive on rook when

[static gazelle]

Recon buffs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364289254045515886/1480661349536104518/RDT_20260309_2117441610795945447031953.gif

hooray

[flat ledge]

very needed