breach-protocol

[hollow oracle]

Yeah it doesn't let me now was gonna upload some of the trio graffiti/etc i found in Perimeter and Dire whomp whomp

Bungie is west coast. Its like 5pm there

[finite flax]

They got solved yesterday, I posted the answers in new noise if you can find it, on my phone atm so finding it’s a pain

[maiden gazelle]

ok so that gives me enough time to start and finish my 1k word report and then work on the arg in time 😛

[hollow oracle]

For whoever needed codes

[vernal crest]

i'm just really confused by the inclusion of the terminal IP in the CyAc intro and on rook's finger so its the best idea i can come up with as a reason for it

[hollow oracle]

Get to it GOGOGO ARACHNE BECKONS 🫡

[sinful compass]

And i got shouted at to post it

[hollow oracle]

Wait fr? Lol

[opaque kernel]

Since this is a Bungie game, is crouch spamming still an effective strategy for PvP?

[sinful compass]

Yea wanted ti help for other to get older ones and heard let them do it for themself wgat I get tbh

[sinful compass]

Bingus rains on top

[digital gate]

oh yeah that mural

@lilac turret

[hollow oracle]

I mean some people like doing it themselves, I know my partner kinda dipped the other night from it bc he was helping me but saw the chaos of us suffering through biostock

[sinful compass]

Ok now pwes

[sinful compass]

Yea didnt mean it a bad way

[hollow oracle]

Haha ik was saying I get what you mean

[digital gate]

I wonder if that has anything to do with the Jasper logs

[nocturne abyss]

LFC (Looking for carry). I'll be on a free kit the whole time. I shoot at every UESC bot I see. and my middle name is "skissue"

[late wing]

Ok how did we lose attachments who did what

[nocturne abyss]

someone kept making new accounts to spam ai porn

[rigid lance]

ew

[sinful compass]

Mida needs u (pls make me a memenwith that tagline)

[dense crown]

THEY TOOK AWAY OUR UPLOAD PERMISSIONS??

WHAT THE FUCK

[late wing]

Actually how much of a loser do you have to be

[sinful compass]

Ahhhhh

[digital gate]

god dammit that's how we lost them in the main channel too

[junior fern]

Well it looks like he’s gone now

[hollow oracle]

Wait we can do that? I thought i have to offer skins when I do that lameee..

Fr though I haven't been able to put enough time + free kits are funny to win gunfights with sry

[junior fern]

Gif back now 🥺

[cosmic fossil]

What should i be doing to help?

[digital gate]

But for anyone who doesn't know who Jasper is, the Anchorite Provisions unlock his logs on Marsh, and he was a colony survivor all alone in the Marsh. https://i.imgur.com/ct5ZGje.jpeg

This is his second log

the waves

[dense crown]

oh my god they dont even fucking embed

we cant have anything

[hollow oracle]

Ahhh the best and brightest with absolute maturity, cool. (full sarcasm bc that person sucks)

[neon belfry]

Guh

But

My milk

[hollow oracle]

Omg his first is so sad

[neon belfry]

How will I show my appreciation for tickmilk

[digital gate]

Yeah, he's just a teenager ):

[upbeat hamlet]

we talkin about jasper?

[dense crown]

couldnt we just get image perms to unlock on like 1000 messages or something

or if your dac is high enough level

[digital gate]

ya

[upbeat hamlet]

yeah pour one out for a real one 😔

[sinful compass]

Image perm unlock arg next

[neon belfry]

What happened that I can't show my love for tickmilk™

[west lion]

BUNGIEEEEE. ADD A LEVEL SYSTEM SO BOTS CANT POST AS EASY!!!!

[sinful compass]

At least lvl 1

[west lion]

real

[upbeat hamlet]

lol what happened to the gif perms?

and image upload

[dense crown]

guy kept spamming an image of iron man with his dong out

[west lion]

some guy spammed a gif

[flat ledge]

yea its crazy

[deft nebula]

benis happened

[upbeat hamlet]

man

now solving puzzles bouta be harder

lol

[neon belfry]

aw man...

[pastel nacelle]

[neon belfry]

HUH

[pastel nacelle]

[neon belfry]

We saw that

[limber lantern]

i still see it

[upbeat hamlet]

😳

[limber lantern]

you cant slide that shit past me

[deft nebula]

🤔

[upbeat hamlet]

that message was AI GENERATED

[neon belfry]

No amount of fat is worth the loss of my delicious tickmilk™

[upbeat hamlet]

I DID NOT SAY THAT

[limber lantern]

yes you did

[upbeat hamlet]

......but was it 😏

[foggy root]

hey guys, how do I get the cool name? 🥹

[neon belfry]

You gotta skin 300 runners

[pastel nacelle]

What is going on in here?

[neon belfry]

And own a premium tickmilk™ farm

[nocturne abyss]

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/customize-community

[limber lantern]

we are silking our worms

[acoustic shard]

a clover ruined it for everyone

[digital gate]

wallowing in our sorrows

[neon belfry]

I can't even post Arachne skinning memes

What's the point Bungie

To "solve an arg"

Bah

[gusty galleon]

Did they take away our memes

[true ice]

Bruh

I can’t upload no more

I’m so sad

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[acoustic shard]

yuuuuuup

[true ice]

Why the fuck are people so werid in uploading Ai porn

Like bro now Eveyrone is suffering

[digital gate]

troll ruin it for everyone

[true ice]

Shits annoying

[neon belfry]

It was like drops of water in our hands....

[neon belfry]

Le sigh

[true ice]

I can’t even show my character or anything this is bs

Ugh

[neon belfry]

Once again AI ruin everything

[pallid oyster]

ITSOVER

[neon belfry]

Except you Durandal you aight

[true ice]

How I feel rn

[acoustic shard]

Give embeds to DAC lvl 2 and higher. problem solved lol

[astral elk]

You saw nothing

[true ice]

I never did the DAC

😭

[junior fern]

No more dac pics

[sinful compass]

^

[true ice]

I’m about to be level 100 I need 5 more levels

Sighs

[fickle token]

Just woke up and saw there were contracts, have they been solved?

[junior fern]

That means mobile people can’t participate😔

[true ice]

Yepppp

[digital gate]

"Of course, you came for image perms. We exist together now, two corpses in one grave."

[acoustic shard]

Of all the times I've been bungo'd by Bungie, this is the bung-iest

[neon belfry]

You are nothing like me. I love tickmilk not this SACRALIZATION with your NONSENSE

[west lion]

I am now vip with arachne

[shy hull]

I’ve done all on mobile

[flint pollen]

What step we on chat

[sinful compass]

What is a dac only have a collection wanna go in a van with me

[neon belfry]

Losing rights

[shy hull]

Except one stage . Steerage

[true ice]

Ha I’m good

[lilac turret]

gotcha I never noticed it

[digital gate]

yeah seems like it might be the AI on the Marathon

at least to me

[fickle token]

Do we have the contracts on the masterdoc? Or have they yet to be solved?

[digital gate]

Leela in Blue, Tycho in red, Durandal in green

[acoustic shard]

Tycho mpreg'd Gaius confirmed?

[neon belfry]

And I'm Premium Tickmilk vendor™

[sick patio]

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1482494729378594846

im hoping they do something like this instead of just locking them away

[acoustic shard]

RIP, I said level 2 cause that's what I am lmao

[sick patio]

i should change it tbh i think that fits better

[wary egret]

Bro I suck at this game I am going back to Hello Kitty's Island Adventure

[acoustic shard]

its, what... ~3k per level for DACs?

[acoustic shard]

It's okay, I suck too

[sick patio]

i have no idea it might even be exponential

[nocturne abyss]

LFC (Looking for carry). I'll be on a free kit the whole time and I shoot at every UESC bot I see.

[acoustic shard]

Anyone who sees me on there teams, I apologize in advance for when I go down first then say "Uhhh theres a team here..."

[astral elk]

Looking for goth chicks

[sick patio]

but i heard people had to do like 5+ contracts for level 2 so prob not

[lilac turret]

God damn solos have zero chill

people wont let you finish a sentence before killing you like fuck

[proud bobcat]

Do we need the DAC to do the contracts?

[lilac turret]

I just wanna do my contract then they can kill me

and they wont let me even say tha t

[acoustic shard]

Last night I got told "your mom doesn't love you" for killing a destroyer that took out 2/3 of the team, then immediately started looting without taking me out too lolol

[wary egret]

Don't bother talking in this game. Shoot on sight always

[lilac turret]

idc abt dying or living for what im doing, I just hate to be forced to find specific container types

[lavish lily]

I dont think it is possible to see someone friendly in game. We should fight each other because of corporates

[lilac turret]

LIke I dont even want the loot, they can kill me and take anything I have after but brother please just let me open the boxes i need to

[astral elk]

Rook cannot deploy to cryo archive

Bruh

Wtf

[wary egret]

I can't even progress either to be honest. But I am really bad so

[bright notch]

I’ll be surprised if solos are an option

[acoustic shard]

UESC propaganda

idk

[astral elk]

Nah like deadass

It says that

On the game rn

[bright notch]

Ye

[ember sandal]

cryo is make the be like end game so

[acoustic shard]

insert Hannibal Buress wack gif

tbf, Durandal prolly doesn't want those Temu ass rooks though so makes sense he wouldn't let em up.

[lavish lily]

i guess it is explained in lore
Who are rooks btw? Why do they spawn later in the run? (I mean why according to the lore)

[fierce shuttle]

1fbe8bc6-3d4a-44bf-9c44-e73a8ee93fde

[acoustic shard]

Ive been assuming theyre just Marathons version of those Janitor robots in The Tower and they just get hacked into

[wary egret]

Can anyone freely go to the Cryo Archive or do you have to have one of those rare keys?

[lavish lily]

Hmm maybe it will require keys
Like a laboratory in Tarkov

[nocturne abyss]

no lore reason they spawn in later to the run but they're basically hacked together uesc recruit class bots that runners stuck a neural interface from a shell into and the signal mask stuff they found on the net and use it to check out places more stealthily then they could in a runner shell

[kindred turtle]

you can go to Cryo freely if you voted for Clinton way back

Jjaro approved message

[acoustic shard]

Wow, I didnt delete that. lame lmao

[wary egret]

I have a key but it took me 50+ hours to get one. Imagine using it, spawn in and get deleted instantly 😄

[nocturne abyss]

There is kinda a note about rooks having less signal integrity which might explain why they only spawn in late 🤷

[lilac turret]

I can progress but this isnt even a prio contract, Im grinding cyac rep

[edgy elk]

anyone update on the mpreg situation?

[lilac turret]

I aint ever heard of a place called Crypto, you sure you dont have the temu version of marathon?

[acoustic shard]

Whoever deleted my clinton joke, I hope your extracts get camped.

[wild moth]

I've seen one friendly player and it was a rook who hesitated to join me and my surviving team member at the extraction, ran up w just a knife and t-bagged as we were getting into the circle

[edgy elk]

as a rook i managed to befriend a whole ass trio at pinnacle, they dropped me loot and stuff lol

[subtle beacon]

Had one encounter on outpost when i was doing my SekGen quest, think we were both on the same thing and both just wanted to get it done XD

[runic berry]

Is the ARG all done and we're just waiting for the map to drop?

[pure prairie]

Oh man, did they finally get volunteer mods

crazy

[forest warren]

Next part of the ARG drops tomorrow, afawk

[ember sandal]

im tired ignore this

[lilac turret]

But it was good joke 🙁

[edgy elk]

the bitcoin update

[ember sandal]

new gold loot is crypto currency holy

[acoustic shard]

Depending on what timezone they're using could be tonight

[edgy elk]

it exists in tarkov lol 🤷

[plush iris]

but can you mine gold loot though?

[lilac turret]

ah you got the bitcoin update for your temu version of Pinwheel i see

[vague gyro]

hoping its a midnight continuation

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111053029395939329/1481841123415818420/ami31p.gif

please null

[acoustic shard]

RIP gifs

[edgy elk]

why do i keep calling it pinnacle smh

[vague gyro]

damn....

[acoustic shard]

Better than me mid match going "We gotta go to perimeter guys"

[vague gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425347752098795591/1466872680325185606/pink_cat_dance.gif

yeah damn

all dead. sad day

[acoustic shard]

Look at how they massacred my bo-- our channel

[mighty sorrel]

had to, people were being bad

[edgy elk]

”people” it was one guy

[acoustic shard]

Or, as others have suggested, could've gotten volunteer mods, lock perms behind a server level, etc.

[hollow chasm]

How many parts of the arg left?

[lavish lily]

Are we still able to upload photos?

[west lion]

try it

[edgy elk]

no but we hope they enable it when the next arg step drops

[west lion]

supposedly 3

[acoustic shard]

If they don't, back to the "No GIFS No Solve!" spam lol

[mellow mauve]

what's up with the contracts? Is there something else to do on the cryo archive website or is it for when the map drops?

[west lion]

waiting for 5th step

[lavish lily]

Yeah. It will be hard to solve. Or we should again use figma or smth else

[obtuse sequoia]

I have a keycard labeled marathon c.03

[edgy elk]

these people wouldnt survive on a mid-00s forum the way theyre able to read previous messages before asking the same question over and over

[west lion]

Im assuming the cameras on the website will be able to be viewed. kinda like tauceti.world

[acoustic shard]

My favorite is when a question gets asked and the answer is literally still on the screen 3-4 messages up

[worldly mason]

has anyone had issues with Selection Pressure 4/4 for Nucal ? We tried several times and can't interact with the item

[obtuse sequoia]

Do we know what we use the marathon key cards on yet?

[west lion]

cryo archive. once its unlocked

[mellow mauve]

I see, thanks

[obtuse sequoia]

How rare are the cards? And I want to help further our progress with mine if I can

[bold iris]

Loot rooms in the archive

The ARG will be over when you can use them

[west lion]

you can get them from lockdowns, bosses, pinwheel locked room, commanders

[obtuse sequoia]

Interestinggggg

[west lion]

with your what?

[obtuse sequoia]

I have card marathon c.03

[candid yacht]

Those cards are for cryo not the arg

[west lion]

theres supposedly 7 vaults, 7 cards. each cryo key has a number

those are for in game, not unlocking the map

ARG is unlocking the map. We can do the next step tomorrow

[lavish lily]

He thought that the key was needed to solve arg I guess

[obtuse sequoia]

Ohhhhh okay. Did we finish one today?

[west lion]

Nope

[brazen star]

So cryo dropping tomorrow?

[west lion]

finished it yesterday but we went to fast i suppose and NULL said to wait for 3.15

which is tomorrow

[west lion]

no. next step is tomorrow

5/7

[brazen star]

Is it confirmed 7 steps though?

[bold iris]

Strongly implied

[west lion]

7 named cameras, 3 we havnt done anything for. so we are assuming 7

[bold iris]

Could be one final gauntlet though, I suppose

[west lion]

plus cryo comes out mid-late march. it lines up

[lavish lily]

Also 7 is a number that bungie obsessed with

[west lion]

truth nuke

[hollow chasm]

I think 8 bc I like the number

[lilac turret]

based on the beautiful tracker website that pulls from the api we can assume so

[obtuse sequoia]

Lol

[lilac turret]

I see so many people say the wrong names and I finally had to say something about it lmao

[mellow hull]

and who knows what might come after that, probably the map but theres always a possibility the arg will continue after cameras are completed

[lilac turret]

truth. or the arg unlocks the map on tauceti.world or something

[west lion]

true

Also heres the website that tracks stuff
https://marathon.winnower.garden/cryoarchive

[obtuse sequoia]

I think they gonna keep the mysterious way of doing stuff

[acoustic shard]

insert get this man a true gif

[mellow hull]

https://giphy.com/gifs/this-is-the-way-1hAxQTH0HEWS3L0oRF

[west lion]

it shows the cameras and how 3 are locked

[livid anvil]

@mortal quail is cryo dropping just let me know honey

[west lion]

Insert Summoning NULL://TRANSMITTER gif

[livid anvil]

did they remove our gifs

[mellow hull]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cakefx-cake-fx-on-hxNEBJCP8uQ6aGrTzx

[obtuse sequoia]

What time we gonna start investing tomorrow?

[mellow hull]

awwwww

[west lion]

Guy earlier ruined it for p[eople

[hollow chasm]

We gotta do visual description for our gifs

[livid anvil]

NOOOOO

[mellow hull]

pron guy ruined it

[acoustic shard]

and randomly deleting messages now too

[cosmic zealot]

The guys that officiated the Tau Ceti cup and mentioned that they couldn't say much about Cryo cause NDA diiiid mention a timeframe, they said next couple weeks a few times in reference to cryo dropping

[hollow chasm]

insert w speed gif

[livid anvil]

i mean they added reactions at least

[primal merlin]

wait so whats up with these contracts?

[jade isle]

if you do them all you get early access to cryo

[mellow hull]

the gifs were so good tho

[jade isle]

im playing it rn

[neon belfry]

Man.... I can still imagine the thick thick tick milk.... Fuh

[livid anvil]

okay bro

[west lion]

Mis information

[livid anvil]

come on now

[primal merlin]

So any answers from non trolls?

[livid anvil]

so happy for you bro

[shy shard]

Was gonna ask the same thing

[west lion]

dac stuff

[mellow hull]

howcome this guy gets gifs

[livid anvil]

enter the code, they give you xp in game

[west lion]

stickers

[mellow hull]

ah

[jade isle]

never trolled a day in my life wym

[mellow hull]

so limited

[obtuse sequoia]

Or weave worm is one of them 0.0

[acoustic shard]

Contracts level up your DAC in leaderboard

[west lion]

iM WORMING IT

[livid anvil]

🧌 🧌 🧌 🧌 🧌 🧌

[mellow hull]

dang ol guchi worm i tell you hwat

[hollow chasm]

SO GOOD

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-pi-day-pi-day-mathematics-geometry-infinite-decimals-gif-7620683820293935095

[acoustic shard]

Which company makes de-wormer?

[foggy dragon]

So is the ARG just paused due to time gate now?

[primal merlin]

Ok i got that. But everything is in cryo archives it looks like for the contracts. I feel like im missing something

[west lion]

Arachne, skin this guy please.
Love ,
Seki Worm

[mellow hull]

Nucaloric would like to introduce new Drinkable Wormicide

[silk geode]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-marathon-arachne-bungie-arachne-sekiguchi-gif-12430293564243728656

[hollow chasm]

Can you please explain?

[obtuse sequoia]

Gochu wormmmm

[acoustic shard]

The contracts already got figured out, all left to do is choose to enter them into leaderboard or not for the experience

[neon belfry]

Don't okay bro me, I'm a respectable vendor of PREMIUM TICKMILK™

[silk geode]

my.. gif.. it.. didnt work.. what has.. become of me..

[neon belfry]

We lost everything....

[silk geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1482059934374826105/GIF_20260307_183756_460.gif

[primal merlin]

So you finna let me cheat off your test or what?

[silk geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800829709244039178/1473447501708263632/430A1DF6-7376-41A0-86E9-8A22B760DE87.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481449219410886666/1481465871112339497/skinarachne.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481449219410886666/1481465829815095406/jermarachne.gif

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE

[flat ledge]

i dunno that person probably getting fired

[mellow hull]

Do you have guchi worms? nucalroic wants to help, just one dose of drinkable wormicide will completely cure you of the guchi worms

[obtuse sequoia]

Does tick milk go good with drinkable cheeseburgers?

[acoustic shard]

I don't have thhem all handy, but if you look up contract codes in the search bar should be able to find a post from earlier

[silk geode]

HOW CAN ARACHNE BE ARACHNE WITHOUT GIF PERMISSIONS

[west lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523757068826443798/1362312688927248384/wormheart.gif

[west lion]

You get the idea

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-apir-news-news-report-alright-gif-4657702721809578066

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tired-sleepy-coffee-coffee-cup-gif-16510344054637063999

[placid trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1481853508905865390/1481853930890727475/low-tier-arachne.gif

[acoustic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-mpreg-exfil-bungie-gif-12429932620934689026

[lavish lily]

Go the the #leaderboard channel and generate your DAC. After that find codes in this channel for contracts. After you find them you can press contract button in leaderboard channel to enter codes

[hollow chasm]

Ok ty

[proud bobcat]

Why can't I interact with the contract channels ?

[mellow hull]

go to leaderboards to do your contracts

click the contrack button

[flat ledge]

👀

[final moss]

what is this?

[sinful compass]

MPREG

[acoustic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-mpreg-exfil-bungie-gif-12429932620934689026

[final moss]

congrats!

[proud bobcat]

You trolling me tf does that mean

[mellow hull]

no im not hold on

[proud bobcat]

Not very chill techno man

[neon jewel]

14/03/2026 Discord Contract Codes
Loud and Clear d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663
Code Hunter 2aa1a739-bd20-4fe4-a97d-3f5858a7c0c9
Cryo Check ce9c3a90-59af-46f3-8c60-9fd27dc0c565
Paper Work 0d91399f-2e55-42dc-b8a9-b8952b0dde5a
Deviation Protocol 1fbe8bc6-3d4a-44bf-9c44-e73a8ee93fde

[proud bobcat]

I like Sara Landry

[tiny pilot]

What is happening with the ARG atm?

Any progress?

[hollow chasm]

All quiet on the ARG front

[tiny pilot]

Damn

[acoustic shard]

Yup, the dates been getting closer to March 15

[hollow chasm]

Ty <3

[clear pier]

https://marathon.winnower.garden/cryoarchive

FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKS FOR ARG PROGRESS

[livid anvil]

nice bro but i read the lore entries im not for it

[proud bobcat]

WHERE DO I INPUT THESE

[vocal oyster]

Hi arg’ers

What’s the progress looking like

[mellow hull]

ah they took away permision to post pics too

[acoustic shard]

click the contract button lolol

[neon jewel]

#leaderboard > Contracts with a two min timer inbetween codes

[proud bobcat]

I did it, it told me I don't have access

[hollow chasm]

All quiet on the arg front

[mellow hull]

go to #leaderboard push contracts button input code...profit

[acoustic shard]

Do you have a DAC?

[sinful compass]

Leaderboard/cantract

[vocal oyster]

Idk what that means. Like in terms of percentage to completion

[sinful compass]

//dac

[proud bobcat]

No I didn't do that shit yet lol

[silk geode]

Imagine worrying about a silly ARG when a basic human right was just removed from us...

[lavish lily]

You need first to have DAC. Press DAC button in #leaderboard

[acoustic shard]

then click that button

[hollow chasm]

We're waiting for something to happen

[proud bobcat]

Too dumb to help with the puzzles so figured why bother

[neon jewel]

[proud bobcat]

kk thanks

[clear pier]

GIVE US BACK GIFS

[drowsy mirage]

what does dac xp do

[vocal oyster]

“Basic human right” John marathon, you kill me

[acoustic shard]

When the timegate lifts, my only contribution will be "NO GIFS NO SOLVE!"

[flat ledge]

😭

[sinful compass]

Every ARG looking for new puzzle

[solid prism]

are they even close to dropping cryo?

[mellow hull]

DAC = data access card the more xp on your card the higher your access level is...in theory

[flat ledge]

yesterday

[edgy elk]

3️⃣

[vocal oyster]

They’re cooking up more clankers to destroy us in ways you can’t imagine

[flat ledge]

DAC = Denial agaisnt corpo

[sinful compass]

NO GIFS NO SOLVE!

[mellow hull]

Nucaloric will remember that...

[silk geode]

There will be no one to lift the time gate after I skin the marathon theme

[flat ledge]

i have the perfect gif reply for this

just you wait

[mellow hull]

cry with me brother

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[neon jewel]

[sinful compass]

No emmbed = links

[acoustic shard]

https://klipy.com/gifs/look-how-they-massacred-my-boy-godfather-1

[neon belfry]

I don't THINK I KNOW

[sinful compass]

BUT U FEEL

[mellow hull]

..does it?

[novel shale]

Anything new?

[acoustic shard]

Yes, the date is closer to 3.15

[lavish lily]

I miss tick milk gif rn

[neon belfry]

Oh yeah I feel the rich flavor profile of PREMIUM TICKMILK™

[novel shale]

Oh good

[sinful compass]

Glad u can PR

[novel shale]

Gotta love Bungie timegating cuz we going too fast for them to keep up

[neon belfry]

The only PR I'm interested in is the Prestigious RICHNESS of premium TICKMILK™

[sinful compass]

What is speed 🤔

[novel shale]

Boutta hit em with the [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

[livid anvil]

that one friend at the party whos really creepy no one wants ur milk

okay im sorry that was too far

[hollow chasm]

Helldivers 2 arg war flashbacks

[mellow hull]

Nucaloric would like to reiterate that prolonged exposure to premium tickmilk should be avoided long term

[sinful compass]

[NDA]

[neon belfry]

And YET THE CROWD LINES UP FOR TICKMILK™

[novel shale]

I don’t trust Nucal, I’m betting half of this mess is their fault

[livid anvil]

bings

[acoustic shard]

Someone needs to make a gif of Deniro in Fockers asking NuCal if they can milk him

[lilac turret]

@west lion or anyone else just chillin here, whos down to protect mr president for me when I finally unlock purple keys from cyac

[mellow hull]

This is a nucaloric reminder: have you had your hepatitus booster this month?

[thin aspen]

Its okay nobody is living more than a week on Tau Ceti IV right now

[neon belfry]

Correct. But PREMIUM TICKMILK™ IS SAFE FOR CONSUMPTION UP TO 30 CALENDER DAYS

[silk geode]

What is water, what is food, what is clean air compared to the wonders of the gif.

[west lion]

Unfortunately I’m going to bed soon. Woke up early and was out and about today

[livid anvil]

burger reference 🗿 🍷 Sigma

[sinful compass]

GIF OR NOT TO GIF

[hexed minnow]

can yall unlock cryo already pls

[solid prism]

they should have dropped it today this arg stuff toooo looong

[acoustic shard]

FREE GIFS TILL ITS BACKWARDS

[neon belfry]

ESCAPE WILL LET ME POST GIFS

[sinful compass]

GIFS BACKWARDS IS SFIG

[latent star]

Yeah its a bit crazy how long this one is going for. You usually get a week of grace, people are just going to be tired of it now

[thin aspen]

Would you like some subway surfers gameplay on the side to help?

[whole vigil]

Only in our sacred channel.

[livid anvil]

Sfig more like S'pht amirite

[whole vigil]

Can you post gifs.

[mellow hull]

For your own safety do not look dirently at Premium tickmilk, do not touch Premium tickmilk, do not submerge Premium tickmilk in other liquids even partially

[livid anvil]

durendal tuah

[acoustic shard]

NOT ANYMORE

[whole vigil]

Are you fucking quoting GLaDOS in the handheld portal?

[acoustic shard]

https://klipy.com/gifs/crying-man-man-crying

[neon belfry]

The chunky texture is part of the PREMIUM experience

[mellow hull]

...no XD

[livid anvil]

i mean we can still post the links and just use our imagination

[whole vigil]

You definitely are. That was a partial quote from the handheld portal device from Portal.

[acoustic shard]

The rest of Arachne has let you keep your skin for too long

[mellow hull]

nuh uh

[neon belfry]

Fuh na

[livid anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twitter-leobylaw-gif-2505603330472600940

[sinful compass]

Me looking for memes

[thin aspen]

Wait did they disable the gifs or something

[livid anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-the-patrick-star-show-yes-gif-2201400520488940521

[neon belfry]

Silence political tool. Your revolution lasted 2 months I've played gatcha games who have lasted longer

[acoustic shard]

Yeah, a clover ruined it with tony stark and a meat rocket

[mellow hull]

somebody kept spamming pron

[thin aspen]

WHAT

[whole vigil]

Do not touch the operational end of the device.

Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.

Do not submerge the device in liquid, even partially.

Under no circumstances should you [the audio cuts out, usually replaced by static or a power drain noise]

[silk geode]

disgusting..

[thin aspen]

So no more skinning gifs :(

Day ruined

[mellow hull]

prove it

[whole vigil]

I literally just did.

[flat ledge]

all because of a wiener gif

[lavish lily]

They should punish only him…

[thin aspen]

Why not just ban the person, why punish everyone 💔

[flat ledge]

oh they banned him several times

[whole vigil]

Your icon reminds me of the wizard from bonsai body

[sinful compass]

We are in school

[acoustic shard]

tbf, he kept coming back going "yall cant ban me", I say the solution shouldve been taking gifs away from clovers, not everyone

[livid anvil]

i feel like we are in detention at middle school <@&1306392707979018371>ods please

[sinful compass]

^

[thin aspen]

I will release my anger on more runners tonight for the glory of the Sacred Thermodynamics of Violence

[Pretend there is an arachne gif here]

[acoustic shard]

I even made a clinton/jjaro saxophone joke and it was deleted lmao

[lilac turret]

no stress finally just hit 28

[ashen sentinel]

No more gifs????,

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/waifu-dechoji-gif-26127859

[silk geode]

They want to control us.. the weiner man was an insider, made to send explicit photos so they would have a reason to silence us.

[sinful compass]

Nodding in CHAOS

[livid anvil]

and ts dude trying to get me to drink his milk

[whole vigil]

Gifs still work in the Arachne sacred halls.

[acoustic shard]

Typical UESC

[neon belfry]

SKINNING IS WINNING .gif

[livid anvil]

gotta be one mod just staring at the screen bored out of their mind

[acoustic shard]

Wait what? lol

[neon belfry]

YOURE SO RIGHT

[mellow hull]

hey man listen it was an obvious reference i'm glad you recognized it i was just messin with you no need to go calling me a purple ape malware

[livid anvil]

its like watching a bunch of gerbils run around in circles

[sinful compass]

Dont wanna see him check all this

[acoustic shard]

Chat, am I gonna stop Upper decking Orion and join Arachne for gifs?

[livid anvil]

all of the mods are rampant ai theory 👀

[lavish lily]

We are like in an old joke - where people have learned all jokes and just kept saying numbers of the jokes and laughed

[thin aspen]

Arachne skeleton smashing his shield while screaming.gif

[whole vigil]

👀

[livid anvil]

Arachne skeleton smashing his shield while screaming.gif

Arachne skeleton smashing his shield while screaming.gif

[edgy elk]

they dont work at traxus….. typical

[sinful compass]

So nothing chamged lmao

[whole vigil]

Operate beyond scale.

[neon belfry]

arachne running skeleton.gif

YALL SEE THAT

[whole vigil]

Operate beyond snail.

[thin aspen]

WHAT WAS THAT

[livid anvil]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[wicked pawn]

New arg step tomorrow/ today?

[neon belfry]

WOAH

[edgy elk]

next sunday

[livid anvil]

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 💀 🦴 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[whole vigil]

You know if mods look in this channel they're going to realise we've lost it.

Lmao

[silk geode]

WTF!!

[verbal lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathon-game-uesc-bungie-vilesoup-gif-5793521834555209511

[acoustic shard]

GUYS, its true, Arachne has gifs, I've seen the light

[wicked pawn]

Next Sunday or this Sunday?

[neon belfry]

I think it was there for mome-

arachne running skeleton.gif

[thin aspen]

They been knowing that for a while

[edgy elk]

next

[neon belfry]

THERE IS IS AGAIN

[wicked pawn]

So a week away

[solid prism]

bro you gotta be kidding me

[silk geode]

I HOPE THE SEE WHAT THEYVE DONE

[wicked pawn]

Damn

[edgy elk]

yea

[sinful compass]

T least we have mpreg we met

[mellow hull]

spongebob conche of truth skin them.gif

[neon belfry]

SILENCE APOSTATE

[acoustic shard]

Oh they have been

[light zenith]

did we lose image perms here

[solid prism]

why are they waiting so long, idgi

[wicked pawn]

Also what is happening lmao

[acoustic shard]

You can take the MIDA out of the mpreg, something... something.

[wicked pawn]

Do not Israel me

[mellow hull]

you cant take the mpreg out of...no

[thin aspen]

BRING THE GIFS BACK @mortal quail PLEASE

[livid anvil]

go my mpreg army

[mellow hull]

where my bingus at?

[wicked pawn]

Ough my bellly

I’m so sorry

[livid anvil]

LOISKDGFOJlndgk;.

[neon belfry]

You didn't have to post that

[wicked pawn]

I think I did

[thin aspen]

When the situation so dire we have to resort to stickers

[sinful compass]

Ironman came around

[livid anvil]

Dire?? Did you say.. Dire? Like... Dire Marsh??? 👀

[thin aspen]

:OOOO

[mellow hull]

Wooooah

[vague gyro]

We lost gif perms

[lavish lily]

Why do you think so?

[vague gyro]

But got react perms

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111053029395939329/1481841123415818420/ami31p.gif

[thin aspen]

situation so Dire Marsh they put us on Lockdown

Get it gamers???

[edgy elk]

they told us

[sinful compass]

We so dire marsh we react now

[vague gyro]

No?

[thin aspen]

Posting this on reddit to farm gold rn

[vague gyro]

It's This Sunday. Tomorrow

[edgy elk]

yea

[vague gyro]

Not next Sunday

[edgy elk]

nah its next sunday

[livid anvil]

the only way to report nsfw or bad stuff in the server is by reacting with a boot gif so i made a ticket asking for that bc some dude had nsfw pfp

[sinful compass]

What is time

[fleet remnant]

How are you able to tell what level your DAC is?

[mellow hull]

man im gonna be away tomorrow, im gonna miss the whole deal

[thin aspen]

Ask null

[acoustic shard]

the big af number on it

[livid anvil]

removing gifs was evil

[vague gyro]

3.15

that's tomorrow

[livid anvil]

NO WAY!!!

Really??

[edgy elk]

nah thats referencing a bible verse

[sinful compass]

Doesnt mean i have to wait

[thin aspen]

Hes ragebaiting you stop falling for it 😭😭😭

[mellow hull]

if we all concentrate realy hard maybe we can bring tomorrow here early

[acoustic shard]

Whenever someone asks for progress, I say "It's closer to March 15th now" lol

[sinful compass]

Ok whos gonna start the summoning circle

[wicked pawn]

Already tomorrow in uk lmao lock in

[livid anvil]

Exciting news.

[mellow hull]

i would...but..muh gifs

[sinful compass]

More reacts unlock

[acoustic shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111053029395939329/1481841123415818420/ami31p.gif

[whole vigil]

Someone rang my doorbell and ran away at 1:38 a.m. I am kind of annoyed.

[acoustic shard]

Just post it anway, make them look at what they did

[wicked pawn]

Bro lives in Birmingham

[thin aspen]

Must be the doings of MIDA

[wicked pawn]

Maybe

[livid anvil]

Senor BuhGoo can you complete the arg and tell us all how you did it

[livid anvil]

You already got it sooo

[mellow hull]

is this a summoning circle?

[wicked pawn]

Nah man I’m stupid

[sinful compass]

NAHHHHHHHH WE DOIT ALL THE TIME

[whole vigil]

Not even cloooose. But somewhere in north east England

[wicked pawn]

North is Goated, I’m going to disappear in the Lake District and never return

[livid anvil]

In BIRMINGHAM we call it a FlickyFlickyWillyDonger!!

[wicked pawn]

Kill this guy

[mellow hull]

wtf

[acoustic shard]

Yall do rhyming there? lol

[sinful compass]

NO ALAN WAKE

[wicked pawn]

I am the champion of light

[mellow hull]

are the brits ok?

[acoustic shard]

insert Austin Powers shat on a turtle gif

[sinful compass]

This triggerd and Game Awards dance show

[edgy elk]

game awards dance show

[wicked pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-herald-of-darkness-champion-of-light-alan-wake-2-dance-gif-4897458621883510764

[edgy elk]

what

[wicked pawn]

You get it

Why is the gif a link

[acoustic shard]

Guys, the real question, when is Geoff Keighly gonna apologize to everyone?

[smoky wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1482528848066248818/1482554442577481738/kill_em_all.gif

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/office-lady-mrvectorpath-uzumaki-naruto-path-gif-377279104215598928

[sinful compass]

For HL3 u mean

[feral pumice]

https://imgur.com/tMqDmqj

[acoustic shard]

ALL I REMEMBER... is Geoff saying we'd owe him an apology for how good something was that no one can even play anymore... lol

[thin aspen]

Geoff keighly really just murdered a whole multi million game by his own self for no reason by hyping it up to the moon when it was average at best

[feral pumice]

gave us reacts and took our gifs away

cruel worl

[thin aspen]

Crazy when you think about it

[wicked pawn]

Next arg step is locked behind a secret in Alan wake 2 musical sequence

Heard it here first

[sinful compass]

Dont get me jiggy

[acoustic shard]

na na nana na naaaaa gettin jiggy wit it

[mellow hull]

you need to DDR through the sequence PERFECTS ONLY you cannot make mistakes

[sinful compass]

Cant forget Portal 2 Potato ARG who members?

[thin aspen]

Pls no more talking about arrows...

[wicked pawn]

Absolute cinema but Alan wake (cant gif so just imagine the image)

[mellow hull]

the arrows haunt me in my dreams

[sterile veldt]

what's the current step on the arg

[thin aspen]

Wait until tomorrow

[clear pier]

https://marathon.winnower.garden/cryoarchive

[sterile veldt]

back into my crypod

[wicked pawn]

Timegate I think, comes out today/tomorrow depending where you are

Sunday 15th

[thin aspen]

Just remember our promise

[vague gyro]

ye. continues tomorrow

[sterile veldt]

oh

no more gifs

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCT9oiXXwAAAyn9.gif

[edgy elk]

na

[vague gyro]

im hoping a midnight continuation

but we'll see

[proud bobcat]

Alright I got my dac and put the codes in

[mellow hull]

GIVE ME GIFS OR GIVE ME...GIFS

[proud bobcat]

How the fuck would I have figured out those random numbers I don't get it

[wicked pawn]

What timezone is Seattle? Is it like 10am there where they base releases off?

[sinful compass]

This is just giv giv giv giv giv

[thin aspen]

Hidden in index entries and that sort of stuff

[pulsar oak]

https://tenor.com/view/moai-emoji-gif-11482067765590084502

[thin aspen]

One was through a spectogram

[pulsar oak]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[mellow hull]

Giv

[proud bobcat]

This doesn't give us anything besides xp for our dac whatever the f that means

[thin aspen]

Its so you have a better dac pic to send

[sinful compass]

Whaz every dac that means

[mellow hull]

dac pics is why we cant have gifs no more

[thin aspen]

💔💔💔

[sinful compass]

Cant wait to get send randomly dac pics

[sterile veldt]

when do you reach VIP rank again? rank 30 w a faction? is that like achieving rank 30 from 29? or like getting rank 31 from 30 gets you vip 1?

[zealous falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/curious-very-curious-magnifying-glass-looking-peeking-gif-3027926178787907205

NOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fleet remnant]

What's the highest level of DAC possible so far if you got in early on the ARGs

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/ano-natsu-ano-natsu-de-matteru-tanigawa-kanna-kanna-anime-gif-8484635459761549975

[zealous falcon]

rip the gif posting </3

[mellow hull]

i miss it already

[queen junco]

6 I think

[mint root]

Do not send DAC pics

[fleet remnant]

Dang, wish I had gotten on them sooner

[proud bobcat]

Wait how do I get the worm symbol in game

lol

[calm urchin]

I saw a key with a number, I took a photo, it means anything?

[proud bobcat]

Ranking up segikuchi?

[zealous falcon]

Post DAC pics 🇫🇷

[sinful compass]

Someones gonna do that extract one...

[mint root]

escandalous

[zealous falcon]

I like being kicked in the DAC did you get my message

[wicked pawn]

Real

[edgy elk]

omelette du fromage

[wicked pawn]

Milk omelette

[flat ledge]

please stop sending me unsolicited dac pics

[sly lily]

how

[ember sandal]

im so hungry

for biomass

[edgy elk]

milk steak

[wicked pawn]

And ghouls

[zealous falcon]

durandal is mpreg

[edgy elk]

funny green ghouls

[sly lily]

ive been in it from step 1 and have a lvl 2 DAC

[neon belfry]

Arachne running skeleton.gif

WOAH

What was that

[zealous falcon]

what was what

[wicked pawn]

That

[terse tide]

Anywhere I can catch up on all this stuff?

[zealous falcon]

i didnt see anything, i think you’re schizophrenic

[wicked pawn]

Nah

[edgy elk]

guys im talking on the phone be quiet

[bleak vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202246498461687848/1463037037434241157/ezgif-6e8cce8f61c8be75.gif

[neon belfry]

Arachnerunningskeleton.gif

[queen junco]

People doing every single contract since the start

[neon belfry]

THERE IT IS AGAIN

[glad cedar]

anyone have a link to the current google docs arg

[zealous falcon]

What is again, its just a blank square

[neon belfry]

My tummy is soooo full of skinned runners

Feed me more

[wicked pawn]

I tried to continue the bit but as hole got censored and blocked the message

[sinful compass]

How big👀

[wicked pawn]

Nightmare

[zealous falcon]

Save some for me please or I’ll skin you

[sly lily]

we have only had 5 so far and i was trying asking them about them before the leaderboard got reset. I got 750xp per contract

[wicked pawn]

Oughhh…..

[queen junco]

There’s been a lot more than 5. They get deleted eventually and then new ones pop up. This started last year

[earnest pier]

How do you get this?

[proud bobcat]

Can someone tell me how to acquire the worm

[sly lily]

ahh so those people i saw on the leaderboard and was asking how to do the contract are the ones with those DAC

[proud bobcat]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1480043609079287838/1482438408591642705/image.png?ex=69b6f3da&is=69b5a25a&hm=a97bc0f5934002b4228c622e76590779d1c4998c058a1e37c37cbdf4811703e0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1392&height=783

[sly lily]

they had like 20k+ xp and several contracts

[queen junco]

The leaderboard gets reset occasionally too

[sinful compass]

Yes

[proud bobcat]

HOW DO I ACQUIRE THE WORM HELP

[neon belfry]

Like... This big

[proud bobcat]

Ugh it's a twitch drop weak

[sinful compass]

Holy pack your tick back in

[sinful compass]

Btw missed the joke this tick

[neon belfry]

For a fellow Arachne family member? Always

[neon belfry]

Sorry I was busy tending to the tick farm

[wicked pawn]

It is 2am gn gang

[silk geode]

How come you mademe pay for one million tick milks

[sinful compass]

Dont tickle me

[wicked pawn]

Good luck with the arg

[edgy elk]

we dont need your damn luck

woooow

[neon belfry]

Well my father was a tick milk farmer and his father before him so it's like a family business

[sage spear]

Are there any sites or places to get caught up in the ARG?

[wicked pawn]

Chat make this guy mpreg

[edgy elk]

omg rly!? 😭

[sinful compass]

Ok i need loke wich generation

*Need more lore

[neon belfry]

Nope

You've exhausted my dialogue

[sterile veldt]

hey my oomf is new and wants to take the faction quiz for a dac. do u know the website for it ?

[uneven ore]

yo hows the arg going

[neon belfry]

Gifs haunted

[wild moth]

I checked skarrow's channel mostly to figure out wtf the answer was so I could look/listen to the stuff myself

[acoustic shard]

Its true

[edgy elk]

mpreg is awesome

[wild moth]

you can get your dac in the leaderboard channel now

[sinful compass]

Preach

[sage spear]

Shout out to everyone getting pregged.

[acoustic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-mpreg-exfil-bungie-gif-12429932620934689026

Never forget what they took from us

[wild moth]

why and how am I in a crew w myself

came out of a fill game, handed in a contract and now I am stood next to me

[sage spear]

I’m loving Marathon and want to huff the aesthetic and just joined the Discord for ARG stuff, glad to be in a preg discussion.

[edgy elk]

open crew settings

[wild moth]

hnng forgot image perms got nuked I was going to sc it and show

[sinful compass]

Gotta shoot bungo till i get perms

[cyan shoal]

guys careful you can get stuck under stairs in outpost 😢

[crude reef]

Wait who ruined img perms?

[acoustic shard]

THIS IS HERES-- wait wrong discord

[acoustic shard]

a clover that wanted to show off Ironmans meat sword

[worthy panther]

oh no, step bro... I'm stuck under the stairs in outpost

[sinful compass]

Pls dont remember me

[crude reef]

damn, thats fuckin sad - images were one of the fastest ways to shar ein gmae info about arg events too

[heady blaze]

I just lost everything in pinwheel i almost uninstalled

[acoustic shard]

Right? not just fun, but had utility too

[neon belfry]

ArachneSkeletonRunning.gif

[sinful compass]

We all where therw

[heady blaze]

Purple guns, purple shield, purple backpack 😭😭

[neon belfry]

Wtf was that

ArachneSkeletonRunning.gif

[loud marsh]

dude what was that

[neon belfry]

THERE IT IS AGAIN

[crude reef]

bungussniffingcamera.gif

[heady blaze]

I went in with a bad feeling I should have just not

[acoustic shard]

This is why I rush people with free kits in pinwheel lol. 5050, come up big, or I lose nothing

[sinful compass]

bungussniffingcamera.gif

[worthy panther]

They should make image perms locked behind a server level system, so newbies can't post nsfw stuff, but old members gain trust to post media

[neon belfry]

ArachneSkeletonRunning.gif

[heady blaze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/790086029724876810/1462963914781364399/low-tier-arachne.gif

[neon belfry]

I think I'm going crazy i swear I see something

[acoustic shard]

Yup, we said this like 30 seconds after it happened lol

[crude reef]

skeletonshieldbasharachnethreespeeds.gif

[heady blaze]

Aw even gif are gone

[winter crystal]

I miss being green

[heady blaze]

Woah wtf is that

[sage spear]

So is the ARG a COD Zombies type deal or is it entirely online?

[acoustic shard]

https://klipy.com/gifs/usogui-kyara-baku-we-are-going-to-rot-away-here

[neon belfry]

OKAY YOU SEE IT TOO?!

[crude reef]

give dac level meaning, level 2+

[sinful compass]

React or emijis save us

[neon belfry]

ArachneSkeletonRunning.gif

[sinful compass]

Both in a way

[neon belfry]

ManDrowningInTickMilk.gif

It's like I can still feel it's presence....

[sage spear]

That’s cool, it’ll be fun to die trying to do shit in game.

[acoustic shard]

Imma just eat ramen and cry till gifs come back

[worthy panther]

https://tenor.com/view/bungie-marathon-bungie-marathon-skin-arachne-gif-11311910001722245501

[sudden topaz]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCvZbKsb0AAgEvN.gif

[worthy panther]

I'm ending it all

[acoustic shard]

Other; Mpreg Extract

[neon belfry]

Listen I might be premium tickmilk vendor but you're silly if you think the milk gif is better than skeleton

[crude reef]

i sent this in the bois gc yesterday its gold

[neon belfry]

TotallyRealDiscordAudioClip.gif

Please click on that to hear my full thoughts

[wild moth]

there might be more in-game stuff in a few days, ik the most recent puzzles were solved with a mix of info from inside the maps and bits from the websites

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/scp1471-pawbs-feet-gif-23029310

[sinful compass]

See ya in a few hours hopefully we get more arg

[worthy panther]

you lied to me

[wild moth]

considering I need to be up early
I think I shall end my session on a high note tonight,

[sage spear]

I think the idea of players impacting the game is just so cool.
If we can put stuff in the game itself my Tinder profile is gonna be the first thing you see on startup.

[viral anvil]

how did we capture the cams?

[crude reef]

but the noise you just made in response didnt lie

[crude reef]

a net

[neon belfry]

ThanosTwerking.gif

Im sorry little one

[viral anvil]

mfer lmao

[vague gyro]

Both

[crude reef]

okay the net then

[vague gyro]

There's in game stuff and out of game stuff

[neon belfry]

It's crazy because you didn't even lie

[novel shale]

Dammit they caught on to our shitposts

[vague gyro]

also I checked tiktok just now and found actual straight up cinema in the form of a marathon edit

[crude reef]

gib

[vague gyro]

legit incredible

[heady blaze]

modsskinthisman.gif

[neon belfry]

Give it now

modsskinthisman.gif

modsskinthisman.gif

[viral anvil]

nono the way they said it felt like they was messing like a net as in a fishing net for example

[novel shale]

Oh new contracts

[worthy panther]

I jerked it

[neon belfry]

HUH

[vague gyro]

DMing it in case tiktok links get sniped

[crude reef]

actual tick milk lfgo

[neon belfry]

Thanks slime

[heady blaze]

ArachneSkeletonRunning.gif

[neon belfry]

HUH

[neon belfry]

WHAT WAS THAT

ArachneSkeletonRunning.gif

THERE IT IS AGAIN

[sick patio]

i just made a groundbreaking discovery

marathonarg.png

[novel shale]

nyeheheheh

[crude reef]

yo that edit goes hard

harder than tick milk

[sage spear]

Shout to anyone in the chat that has actually played the old games.

[vague gyro]

it's so peak

[sage spear]

Sure as hell ain’t me.

[novel shale]

Know what else is? [REDACTED]

[vague gyro]

I've been very slowly playing through them

Good time tbh

[sage spear]

They’re so fucking cool but Marathon and Tekken are taking my time.

[sick patio]

yea i just read all the ingame text on the website

[sage spear]

Plus Crimson Desert is out in a few days.

[novel shale]

I’m busy going insane over fallout 4 crashing and freezing

[sage spear]

Fallout 4? The one by Small indie studio Bethesda?

[vague gyro]

Ayo who you play?

[sage spear]

Jack-8, I only started a few weeks ago.

[novel shale]

The “perfectly balanced game with no bugs, glitches or exploits whatsoever that also, just works”

[neon belfry]

First off it doesn't GO GARDER THAN TICKMILK because tickmilk isn't hard it's CHUNKY

[vague gyro]

oioo fair fair

[crude reef]

harder than liquid cheeseburger then

[vague gyro]

i run king/asuka mostly

[sage spear]

Both solid choices. I hadn’t played Tekken since I was a kid but damn that shit is fun.

[leaden schooner]

I know it said mid march but when is cryo available

[vague gyro]

im new to it myself

never played tekken much prior beyond ttt2

[novel shale]

Either after we solve this ARG or literally Mid March

[crude reef]

same answer twice kekw

[vague gyro]

ok im gonna see if i get nuked or not

https://www.tiktok.com/@tffish_makesstuff/video/7616729408967052574

[novel shale]

🫡

[vague gyro]

the edit i mentionerd

its so good

[novel shale]

Oh hey wasn’t immediately sniped from orbit

[crude reef]

https://tenor.com/view/vodyani-endless-space2-core-cracker-orbital-cannon-gif-20109196

[sage spear]

What can I do to solve the ARG?

“I’m doing my part!”

[neon belfry]

Oh hold on I got a infographic here.

CryoReleaseDate.GIF

[novel shale]

Bully Bungie

All we can do rn

[vague gyro]

ping @mortal quail 10,000 times

[sage spear]

Unironically feel bad for the Marathon dev team because people were out for blood with this game.

[vague gyro]

and we get cryo

[novel shale]

Fair amount of folks still are

[flat ledge]

🫃

[novel shale]

But hopefully this lasts longer than Highguard and Concord

[torpid roost]

Any arg news

[flat ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-2077-johnny-silverhand-phone-cyberpunk-gif-9120320490141905268

[acoustic shard]

Yeah, it's almost sunday

[neon belfry]

People wanna hate marathon so bad and they keep calling it the next high guard but like. Did you see high guard get feet art? NO

[sage spear]

I literally did not hear about a single person playing Concord or Highguard, but I’ve seen plenty of people trying Marathon.

[leaden schooner]

Would anybody be interested in a pve mode or you think it would split marathons community

[novel shale]

That’s true, once a game gets R34 you know it’s got staying power

[neon belfry]

IM HERE TO SKIN OTHER RUNNERS I HAVE NO INTEREST IN PLAYING FRIENDS

[neon belfry]

See you get it

[sage spear]

Kinda, I hope they incentivize friendly play in some way in the future.

[vague gyro]

a full mode? nah

but pve events?

[acoustic shard]

"Hey raider, dont shoot!" lolol

[novel shale]

That’s called Destiny

[vague gyro]

absolutely

[neon belfry]

ArachneSkeletonBashingShieldThreeTimesSpeed.gif

[mental aspen]

So excited to explore the vault tomorrow

[neon belfry]

NO WAIDER PWEASE DONT SHOOT

[vague gyro]

romangladiatorcatbashingshield.gif

[novel shale]

MidaTeabag.gif

[sage spear]

Vault?

[novel shale]

Vault of glass ofc

[neon belfry]

PredatorDapUpBicepCloseUp.gif

[acoustic shard]

Vault of AppleGlass

[sage spear]

I’m at work so I can’t figure out what that is, but I’ll be sure to catch up on whatever that is when I get home.

[vague gyro]

who y'all run in deadlock

[neon belfry]

ABAMS

Venator

[sick patio]

arg.png

[vague gyro]

respect

[neon belfry]

And I'm floating a third

[vague gyro]

i roll mcginnispocket mostly

[novel shale]

Mhm yes, I see, i see

[acoustic shard]

Whoever the fire guy is, reminds me of Agni from back when Smite was good

[neon belfry]

MCGINNIS BASED

[vague gyro]

but ive been messing with apollo an venator lately

[neon belfry]

I float mcginnis

[vague gyro]

ayyyy

[neon belfry]

Venator is so cooooool

[vague gyro]

mcginnis was the first i picked up

an she stuck

[novel shale]

We packing some emperors new clothes stuff rn

[mental aspen]

Cryo vault?

[sage spear]

PS5 player but I’ve heard Deadloxk is fun. Looks more fun that Dota or HotS

[neon belfry]

I picked up Yamato first and I made her work but man do I remember the frustration

[acoustic shard]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kronk-k-kronk-kuzco-poison

[novel shale]

were you filled with motivation?

[sage spear]

Forgive me Spider-Man I still need to catch up with the ARG.

[neon belfry]

VirgilSittingInALawnChair.gif

[sage spear]

Spider-Man plays Marathon LFFGGGG

[edgy elk]

probably plays thief too smh

[zealous falcon]

durandal is mpreg

[wet moth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-last-of-us-ellie-qCE8jFdMxWpIMYADEW

[acoustic shard]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-mpreg-exfil-bungie-gif-12429932620934689026

[plain python]

how do you do the new contracts? how do they work?

[edgy elk]

there are codes you input on the leaderboards channel

[sage spear]

Whaaaaat?

[edgy elk]

i dont have them but theyre available if you search ”code” in this channel

[acoustic shard]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steven-he-emotional-damage-steven-he-1

Me everytime I see a gif link:

[edgy elk]

worst link of the day

[thin aspen]

If you wanna do them by yourself, they are hidden through out the index on the arg site. If you wanna just get the DAC xp, i can send you the codes

[sage spear]

God that’s so cool.

[thin aspen]

You will need outside tools for 2 of them

[sage spear]

Legit hyped to get home and so some ARG looking-into before bed.

[plain python]

i found the codes from earlier ty and ty for telling where they came from!

[neon belfry]

ArachneRunningSkeleton.gif

WOAH

[thin aspen]

Two of them are definitely much harder to find, really cool stuff

WOAH WHAT WAS THAT

[neon belfry]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[edgy elk]

come to hauler

[timid cape]

is the arg stopped for the weekend?

[neon belfry]

Take a milk vendor on a date first Jesus

[edgy elk]

continues next sunday

[rancid vigil]

starting again in either a couple of hours, or 12 hours from now