new-noise

[late sphinx]

silenced and sat him down with that one my god

[bold violet]

he can't handle a fraction of my power

[late sphinx]

i didnt do anything

im non-binary but still

[waxen rampart]

Lmfao

[hollow hedge]

hey i aint do shit

[hushed falcon]

fax

[crystal coral]

I can't go to jail I have work tomorrow

[waxen rampart]

I'm dying to that response

[bold violet]

if you're in jail you don't have to go to work

[golden tiger]

Man for such a powerful corpo, Traxus sponsored kit SUCKS

[late sphinx]

cassidy gets a pass

and lifeweaver me thinks

[crystal coral]

Yeah but I don't make money in jail

[covert barn]

wtf how'd you get a photo from my current run

[azure wigeon]

/test

[bold violet]

who needs money with free food 🔥

[steep solstice]

we could put men in cages and feed them beef jerky. put a tv in the cage. the men would be happy

[zinc arrow]

it’s a selfie i didn’t even notice you back there????

[waxen rampart]

You can make money in jail

[covert barn]

we could also make men pregnant

[steep solstice]

this is true

[zinc arrow]

good hot cowboy deserves recognition

[marble steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1481885687555952760/midaextract.gif

[bold violet]

somebody write this down

[crystal coral]

I dont wanna be out here hustling toothbrush shanks and toilet paper roll blunts to get paid in Caps

[late sphinx]

why write this down, its evidence is everywhere

[waxen rampart]

Nah some prisons got stuff like carpentry etc

[bold violet]

guys i've spent half my shift at work ragebaiting ppl on discord

[late sphinx]

how did you get away with this

[steep solstice]

IT-worker

[zinc arrow]

spent the next half joymaxxing people on discord

[bold violet]

you only needed to see my pfp to know that

[crystal coral]

do they actually pay you??? I assumed we were just using prisoners for free labor like the Land of the Free should

[steep solstice]

true.....

[late sphinx]

hey same actually

im sitting at the help desk rn!

but.. im not a furry..

[bold violet]

yet.

[past flicker]

Anyone know how to fix the mic glitch with audio interfaces? I have an Apogee Symphony and I just wanna give comms to my teammates for once

[crystal coral]

im on to you morgan

[waxen rampart]

They pay very little but since they feed you for free it's fair I guess

[steep solstice]

what does IT do all day anyway. sit and wait for a little ticket while they watch youtube episodes of the IT crowd 👍

[late sphinx]

listen pal i do have an OC furry and her name is Roxie but i dont associate myself with her

...yet

[bold violet]

HA

[late sphinx]

-squint-

[crystal coral]

see at that point I think I'm fine just going to work tomorrow Im okay buying food

[waxen rampart]

Real

[bold violet]

tbh you don't have to associate your sona with yourself to consider yourself a furry

[late sphinx]

yes

and most help tickets i get are straight forward as fuck because i work in an office full of older people

[crystal coral]

sorry im autism

[zinc arrow]

it’s okay skittles you’re still the goat

[late sphinx]

"google locked me out of my email"

"my monitor isnt turning on"

"i have the ethernet cord plugged in but im getting no internet"

[steep solstice]

do you get bored to death sometimes or does youtube make it worth it

[plain kite]

When can we expect cryo map ?

[bold violet]

straight forward as fuck yet you can't get them to turn the device on

[crystal coral]

yippee

[waxen rampart]

Can't believe cal was the tau harbor furry

[late sphinx]

i binged marks RE9 playthrough so defo

[zinc arrow]

i would hate to work in a office i have to help people with building projects half the year and it so boring sitting at my desk getting everything together 💔

[late sphinx]

[past current]

Dumb question for anybody on Xbox. Do you need Gamepass to play Marathon? I thought I was going to need it for the Server Slam but it played without it. I’m thinking of getting Marathon but I don’t want to pay for any version of gamepass just so I can play Marathon.

[bold violet]

thats why i like data center, i can leave my desk to work on stuff whenever

[late sphinx]

not over the phone, no

and i hate walking over there myself because sometimes they're in a different wing

[austere imp]

[upper shale]

worming away

[steep solstice]

our IT guys played counter strike 1.6 all day long back in the day. there was nothing for them to do

[bold violet]

i'm actually working for cyac if you really think about it

[late sphinx]

i think theres nothing for me to do because old people are trusting AI to answer their question on google

and then, i suddenly get a lot of work out of nowhere

[zinc arrow]

now that you say it yeah

[velvet nymph]

dont even get me started

[bold violet]

i self hosted a site for me to access my pc from my work computer, i played the server slam a lil at my desk

[steep solstice]

naughty

[waxen rampart]

I actually work for midas

[late sphinx]

i need to do this

[bold violet]

it's a pretty slick setup

[zinc arrow]

my favorite part of my job is when i get to go out to a bunch of different places and take photos of the property and its line so i get to spend the day lolly gagging

[steep solstice]

no lollygagging

[late sphinx]

flower and field frolicking

[arctic wraith]

What’s the point of Rook? From my understanding it’s like a scav in tarkov, but why play it when you have free kits anyway? And you can’t complete contracts

[bold violet]

idk if i'd actually use it to play marathon but turn based stuff like mewgenics it's awesome

[zinc arrow]

i got my giant lolipop and my tricycle and i’m just frockling and skipping

even a propeller hat

[daring folio]

Rook > free kits bc late spawn and good starting kit from doing faction upgrades

[steep solstice]

exactly my thoughts. i have yet to see a usage. maybe the hiding mask help to access certain areas but even then

[daring folio]

Also damn, I'm realizing I should've chosen a different career path

[bold violet]

it's just the IT way, the later end of the day I can see ppl around the office playing arc raiders and watching anime n shit

[late sphinx]

because you load in late into the match and by that point, half of your opposing forces are either exfiled or dead, so you just pick up the left over scraps from loot and backpacks

most rook runs for me have been pretty easy going

[crystal coral]

Rook can consistently spawn with a silenced version of one of the best guns in the game, blend in with UESC and also starts with a decent shield and backpack

[late sphinx]

i caught up with bleach that way too

[zinc arrow]

i actually hate my job 70% of the time it’s stressful

[waxen rampart]

Weird word, first time I see it

[crystal coral]

Free kits also don't let you leave a bunch of claymores in peoples homes

[late sphinx]

i think im actually forgetting what to do in certain situations because of how little im doing it

oh its 6:30, i get to clock out now, i completely lost track of time lmfao

[zinc arrow]

i got the week off tho since it’s the seasonal period and i get to do other stuff 😄😄😄

[bold violet]

the only thing mida is good for

[arctic wraith]

Didn’t know that, thought it’s just basic stuff like free kits

[crystal coral]

not true think about how hard they've made life for the UESC by breaking windows and writing mean things on the walls

[waxen rampart]

All uesc are beaches

[crystal coral]

A fully upgraded Rook is genuinely a fucking monster I would dread running into in an enclosed space

[steep solstice]

we need to find something for the IT folks to do. maybe they should do stand up routines around the office. crack jokes. or maybe juggling. the office clowns. miming perhaps?

[bold violet]

things such as "uesc is stupid and mean!!! :("

[arctic wraith]

Also, if I buy a paid sponsored kit, is that just a one time kit or if I buy it once I can use it for free like the default sponsored kit?

[bold violet]

you're just buying one kit

[modest badge]

/contract code: df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[zinc arrow]

chat do you think my fortune cookie will be peak or spark distraught

[bold violet]

the meds are pretty good, you get like no ammo tho

[arctic wraith]

Doesn’t seem to be worth it. Thought it’s basically an upgrade to the free kits

[late sphinx]

a mischievous middle ground

[daring folio]

watch it walk the line

[waxen rampart]

You will see a welcome surprise in 3 cycles

[zinc arrow]

it says “there will always be delightful mysteries in your life” so peak it is

[waxen rampart]

Type shift

[bold violet]

i forgot to eat today wtf

[steep solstice]

happens

[crystal coral]

Can't wait for _gantry's next big quest

Runnah, here's the gig. Hack UESC comms. Make a call. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you'd better catch it.

Then, order 40 pizzas to Outpost. Say you're paying in cash.

[zinc arrow]

you can have this nasty fortune cookie i hate them

[wooden gale]

Loud And Clear: "d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663"

Cryo Check "ce9c3a90-59af-46f3-8c60-9fd27dc0c565"

[signal bough]

break SIX windows this time runnah

[wooden gale]

Deviation Protocol "1fbe8bc6-3d4a-44bf-9c44-e73a8ee93fde"

[bold violet]

the cookie is the best part tho

[zinc arrow]

it makes my mouth feel weird 🙁

[bold violet]

the fortune is always some dumb shit like "you're currently breathing"

[deft bronze]

bro my rook just downed 3 people going into the escape hatch in outpost, easy claymores

[zinc arrow]

“you will mpreg your hb within the week”

[waxen rampart]

You will get male pregnancy

[violet python]

"you got games on your phone" ass fortune

[steep solstice]

runnah, bish bash bosh the fence surrounding the northwest side of algae ponds. that'll show em.

[late sphinx]

[jovial spoke]

/MarchPlaytest

[zinc arrow]

maybe my delightful mysteries is how many people i’ve mpregged

[crystal coral]

genuinely I hope once we get up to the Marathon they start giving us some batshit crazy contracts I want us to go from stealing shipping info and breaking windows to sabotaging the life support for all the preserved humans on the ship

[bold violet]

faction contract where you go from door to door at a uesc base with mida and ding dong dash with him

[signal bough]

runnah...break 7 windows....

[crystal coral]

ok thats too far

[signal bough]

bungie loves 7 they would do that

[covert barn]

runnah impregnate 7 men and exfil

[crystal coral]

Give 7 UESC recruits swirlies in the Outpost Dormitories bathrooms

[outer elm]

d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[zinc arrow]

🗣️‼️

[covert barn]

new phone who dis

[wooden gale]

d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[covert barn]

d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[outer elm]

Where do I put the contract codes?

[late sphinx]

d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[crystal coral]

if those numbers were your social security number what would they be

[wooden mesa]

You gotta type slash contract code first and then type out your credit card info

[signal bough]

Aren't those done now

[late sphinx]

916-54-6162

[nova bronze]

wdym 120 secs

[late sphinx]

steal my identity idfc anymore

[misty sigil]

Hail Mary ahhh Triage throw
#📽️run-clips message

[crystal coral]

well I dont really want it anymore

[signal bough]

give it to me

[bold violet]

wrong you have to send all your uncensored DAC pics to me

[late sphinx]

that might genuinely be someones idk

[waxen rampart]

420-67-3152

[signal bough]

NO if you send your DAC it will be HACKED and you will LOSE YOUR LIFE SAVINGS

[zinc arrow]

the last two numbers in my social security is 67 i’m not even joking and the middle numbers are 69 😭😭

[rare forge]

1738

[waxen rampart]

Damn what are the other numbers

[wooden mesa]

4875-69-3367

[zinc arrow]

nope

[wooden mesa]

Damn…

[waxen rampart]

Real

[crystal coral]

ooooh thats so fun and quirky what about the rest 🥰

[sturdy barn]

siix seveeennn

[zinc arrow]

secret

[late sphinx]

800 588 2300

[sturdy barn]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-dac-runner-gif-6011190738981059482

[signal bough]

empire

[late sphinx]

today

[waxen rampart]

Ima sleep night

[zinc arrow]

410 783 9987 hmu

[trim valve]

Contract cooldown is upsetting me so now im going to water torture the UESC ghost I have locked in my basement

[gentle vine]

/contract code:d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[late sphinx]

mechanized screams of agony

[south bay]

whats the code hunter and paper work ones

[bright quail]

haha

[zinc arrow]

what if instead of agony…

[bright quail]

Schnipii

[real void]

my friend wiped a team with a knife 2blues and 1purple 😭 😭

[bold violet]

speaking of ghosts does anyone else have the bug where it's like certain shaders are visible through walls? like the red smoke and also ghosts

[covert barn]

Ive had uesc just despawn in front of me if that counts as a ghost

[bold violet]

it's been like that for me since the server slam i'm assuming it's amd thing

[ancient epoch]

is it me or Fill groups is basicly duos but you are third wheel?

[bold violet]

thankfully i don't think it applies to invisible assassins, but i could be wrong

[still marten]

That or no comms

[crystal coral]

I knifed a UESC grenadier once and it fucking instant transmission teleported to the other side of the room without taking damage

[ancient epoch]

i better take ping then shy coms

[misty sigil]

#📽️run-clips message
My triage for some reason

[vivid minnow]

is the reapter hdr any good?

[bold violet]

i don't know who phil thinks he is but he's not getting in my squad that's for sure

[trim valve]

Sadly thats just a part of solo fills sometimes in any game. People tend to not realize they can disable it and just ignore the solo guy

[bold violet]

i wouldn't be surprised if ppl are just forgetting to turn it off because you need to every time you start the game

[late sphinx]

…it was called freakony and everyone started screaming for different reasons

[dense flare]

Which code hasn’t been solved yet?

[zinc arrow]

and that’s why you my twin twin

[late sphinx]

tttwwiiinnnn

[south bay]

code hunter I think

[dense flare]

Ok what’s the paperwork one?

[haughty rover]

wait can you just input the code now that it's been solved? like is it the same for everybody

[trim valve]

Did they solve paper work?

[south bay]

searched and only found this 0d91399f-2e55-42dc-b8a9-b8952b0dde5a which worked, but not sure if that is for it

[trim valve]

Yes you just input the /contract code command

[haughty rover]

oh damn

[rugged saffron]

Can't. Found a bug report thread on the Bungie forums saying it's happening to multiple people.

Eventually we got a response saying that this is intended behavior saying that we need to progress in other areas of the game before it'll give us more CyAc contracts.

[bold violet]

what do you mean by that

[haughty rover]

wait does that go to the actual game? or is that some other xp system

[south bay]

You can also go to #leaderboard and click the contract button and paste the code in there, then need to wait 140 seconds to paste another

[turbid plover]

Absolute dogshit pinwheel runs today not a single gold, I'm gonna conk out

[bold violet]

it's the fps

[fading zinc]

It's for the ARG which is external to the game (though you may get some cosmetics ingame for it)

[trim valve]

Iirc it levels up your DAC which is used in various args. Last contracts gave certain rewards in game though

[turbid plover]

True if I had 200 fps it would spawn golds

[haughty rover]

i'm dumb as hell what's the DAC

[late sphinx]

i blacked out for a second what happened

[bold violet]

Direct Attached Copper, a cable used for high speed data transfer

[trim valve]

Go to #leaderboard to get yours. Its for use in the args

[signal bough]

Oh so that's why I don't have any, only 60 FPS

[dense flare]

Level 5 DAC GASM🫃

[turbid plover]

How many fps do I need for loot man

[haughty rover]

ohh ok gotcha i have not been locked into the ARG stuff

[signal bough]

More than what you have

[south bay]

Recent rewards for leveling the DAC were an ingame sticker, emblem and background. Maybe we'll get more

[zinc arrow]

did you also whiteout?

[trim valve]

I didnt do the contracts last time and I missed out on the burger rewards ill never forgive myself 🥹

[late sphinx]

greening out rn

[bold violet]

me when i miss out on burger rewards

[turbid plover]

Guys I'm poor can someone buy me fps please

[zinc arrow]

did you have any gas station sushi?

[haughty rover]

how are people even solving this stuff, like where are these codes coming from

[bold violet]

not my fatass when i miss out on burger rewards in the burger king app

[late sphinx]

woke up in a sewer

wait whats that..?

fish??

[zinc arrow]

you know what that means

[trim valve]

They're just hidden in all sorts of places. The contract channel has hints to the locations

[crystal coral]

Dance dance revolution? Revolution? Overthrow the government

Wait we just discovered MIDA lore

[leaden sedge]

BOOM level 4 dac

[bold violet]

that's just overwatch lucio

[late sphinx]

i dont wanna be Greeded but you know what i said in spirit

[azure wigeon]

/intercept

[turbid plover]

I was fully expecting you guys to commit to it

[late sphinx]

i reincarnated as Jesus Christ and flew into the sun tho

[night pasture]

I got the burger emblem and background but missing the stickers from the arg thing, is that normal?

[trim valve]

Runnah we need you to help free us from the chains of the UESC.

-FC Caramelldansen on expert *in a single run

[late sphinx]

wake up, do a bump, WHITE out, which i didnt even know you could do

[zinc arrow]

bear fist bare naked???

[crystal coral]

Runnah, say BAD morning to the first UESC drone you see

[night sapphire]

buh

[floral oracle]

1fbe8bc6-3d4a-44bf-9c44-e73a8ee93fde

[late sphinx]

turned INTO the sun

[zinc arrow]

runnah pick up a banana and say “bello” to the closest runner

[pallid wedge]

Jesus i suck

[turbid plover]

Runnah
I need you to disrupt UESC comm systems
Take 5000 pictures of competing runners feet and upload it to AI uplink
In a single run

[trim valve]

Way too mean i cant support this... I think i need to sit down i cant believe mida is this evil..

[bold violet]

run uh, piss in durandal's cereal

[late sphinx]

why are you telling him whats he supposed to do

[zinc arrow]

this was made for me

[velvet pollen]

d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[crystal coral]

Do you guys think Gru founded the UESC or what

[turbid plover]

Where's mine?

[silk abyss]

what is the point of these codes ?

[trim valve]

They did steal the moon🤔

[zinc arrow]

i guess we can share 🫩🙄

[dire swan]

https://tenor.com/view/gru-despicable-me-good-looking-nice-gif-366715336862629905

[late sphinx]

i feel like the existence of dcons makes exfiling with certain items totally obsolete but were told to do it anyway because they think its fucking funny

[mortal rune]

So i did oversight deviation and audit, do we know the fourth one?

[floral oracle]

ce9c3a90-59af-46f3-8c60-9fd27dc0c565

e9c3a90-59af-46f3-8c60-9fd27dc0c565

[zinc arrow]

“friendly friendly friendly don’t shoot im friendly i’m doing the arg”

[trim valve]

You gotta do the command /contract code *number

[crystal coral]

we're onto the deep lore now 🧐

Vector is a member of MIDA???

[uneven spoke]

Go to leaderboard and tap contract

[late sphinx]

“BRO IM FRIENDLY IM FRI-“

[zinc arrow]

not in my lobby you ain’t

[calm talon]

DAC LEVEL 6 BABYYYYY

[late sphinx]

tuuuufff

[calm talon]

I'm literally better than all of you

[late sphinx]

not tuff, die

[calm talon]

Do it yourself

[zinc arrow]

leo is a stupid name 😡

[crystal coral]

I like being friendly sometimes but there's also a certain level of euphoria I get from rocket running into someone before stabbing them that doing it just cant match

[steep rose]

Yes, Vulcan

[calm talon]

the traxus lion will remember that.

[junior fox]

Here we meet again for contracts lol

[zinc arrow]

yeah yeah whatever get mpregged

[calm talon]

Also nice banner

[turbid plover]

I mean I did get a femboys feet in my dms from this server so at this point nothing can surprise me

[crystal coral]

pretty sure their lion is named steve or whatever

[signal bough]

What the

[calm talon]

YEAHHHHH WHOWWWWWW FINALLY

[zinc arrow]

and you didn’t share? wtf dude

[bold violet]

very similar to my sonas name therefore i'm offended

[late sphinx]

thanks guy ❤️

[brittle pumice]

is this game XP or discord XP? either way, noice

[zinc arrow]

you can end off these nuts playa

[queen falcon]

Cracks me up how upset people get when they're like, "Yo...you friendly?" Then you shoot and kill them. No...there is no friendly here.

[zinc arrow]

“yeah i’m friendly”

[calm talon]

I hath killed many rooks in my time

[brittle pumice]

i only had one guy so far be like "hey man we can go our separate ways" and i dropped on his head and merked him and he was just like "okay alright or not"

[tawdry moss]

hows everyone enjoying the game so far?

[brittle pumice]

everyone else is shoot on sight abasically

[turbid plover]

It would be rude to them no

[calm talon]

Friendly fire that is.

[queen falcon]

"Yo you friendly?" Then they proceed to stand in the open staring at you. 😂

[bold violet]

i'd say you went your separate ways, he just didn't go the way he expected

[elder quartz]

guides yet for the new contracts or no?

[zinc arrow]

and that’s why you my twin i think

[brittle pumice]

[crystal coral]

"We're friendly" they say as my assassin random is already heavy attacking their Thief from behind

[calm talon]

If I'm doing contracts, I'm not shooting you. I'm only shooting you if i no longer have contracts to do.

[steep rose]

Spectrogram of new audio file in cryoarchive

[turbid plover]

Warm British welcome

[queen falcon]

Nope, I need that Arachne rep.

[late sphinx]

oh ok

[covert barn]

theif ain' got no ass smh

[calm talon]

Well yeah, after finishing contracts ofc.

[turbid plover]

You sound disappointed

[steep rose]

Bro, her hips are swivel pins, she literally has no ass

[calm talon]

That's a lie

[late sphinx]

just a funny bit of information man

[zinc arrow]

she all feet 🤤

[umbral walrus]

[Weary Stare]

[queen falcon]

Nah...not for me. I'm running around doing contracts and not hunting gun shots...but if I come across you....it's a fight.

[covert barn]

destroyer has such plump cheeks he could crack any shell between them

[bold violet]

arachne.. not hunting gunshots

[crystal coral]

all that running will do it

[late sphinx]

recon has thighs and hips but no ass :[

[bold violet]

someone skin this guy

[zinc arrow]

none of em got ass anymore

[turbid plover]

You're just jealous

[late sphinx]

i prommy i notty

[queen falcon]

I've got other upgrades I need first. 😂

[crystal coral]

hopefully they drop the ass update soon

[main bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-glitch-marathon-glitch-vilesoup-gif-3331092077627139041

[calm talon]

Funny how there is 400k people (i know there are some bots) here in the discord that still don't have the game.

[turbid plover]

WOKE L GAME

[deep bone]

they took the ass

[late sphinx]

we can leave it to the community for that one tho

[crystal coral]

cant have shit on tau ceti

[covert barn]

they saved all the ass for the MEN

[torn crag]

how the hell do i do these new contracts? i cant find anything on the cyro archive site

[zinc arrow]

that’s my plan and tbh it’s been working

[bold violet]

yall think assassin got ass

[calm talon]

Yes, as an ass assin player. Yes.

[deep bone]

its in there twice

[balmy pike]

She's also Latina not an abg like everyone thought lmao

[late sphinx]

it really has, its picking up too

[zinc arrow]

just another reason to hate men 🙄

[bold violet]

i mean his name is ass ass in

[zinc arrow]

i went thru it today and was like okayyyy 👀👀

[covert barn]

so much ass in the name didn't save any for the butt

[olive breach]

Anyone crashing when they open their map lately?

[crystal coral]

yeah more like ass ass out 😎

[late sphinx]

oh shittt

[covert barn]

game is woke

[bold violet]

why assassin got all that volt thrower

[turbid plover]

The game is tryna turn me gay

[young pebble]

MPREG THIS MAN

[wind lance]

escape will make me gay

[main bramble]

The game already turned me gay u put a girl like vandal in front of me and expect me to not like women

[bold violet]

the woke agenda is turning me gay

[covert barn]

I'm already gay this game just gave me a outlet

[queen falcon]

Well good news is I felt well enough to do a run and got a primary contract done. But....that's about it....I hate being sick...this SUCKS!

[young pebble]

the gay is turning gay

[zinc arrow]

man butt man butt man butt man butt mpeg mpreg mpreg mpreg

[tawny oriole]

/contract code: 1fbe8bc6-3d4a-44bf-9c44-e73a8ee93fde

[young pebble]

too far bro

[bold violet]

be normal ...

[turbid plover]

I don't consent 🗿

[balmy pike]

Holy rotmaxxing

[zinc arrow]

i am you’re just unc

[crystal coral]

im starting to think you guys are woke 💢

[young pebble]

it's hard for mida associates to be anti mpreggers, just let it be

[bold violet]

🦐

[turbid plover]

Nah I'm about to go sleep

[crystal coral]

oh okay

[young pebble]

but borgirs

[upper shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1482020598271180913/midampreg.gif

[zinc arrow]

there’s nothing to consent to it was a statement not a offer

[real void]

OPENING MAP FUCKING CRASHED MY GAME

[young pebble]

it's your pc asking to retire bro

[turbid plover]

I DON'T CONSENT TO THE STATEMENT?

[sudden stratus]

have had that happen a few times

[bold violet]

just taunt them under tower

[real void]

all my tmm8ts crashed too gangster

[zinc arrow]

whatever unc get mpregged

[main bramble]

Owned #darkwoke

[charred eagle]

this has nothing to do with marathon but imagine a Minecraft Java edition for console but it’s $70

[upper shale]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-dac-runner-gif-6011190738981059482

[quartz fiber]

hey not bad im in top 100 for the contracts

[young pebble]

my game only crashed when i didn't give it enough attention, there is prob sum problems

[turbid plover]

That's it. Get your ass over here and do it yourself 🔫

[deep bone]

do you think durandal is down with pregnant men

[bold violet]

woah

[zinc arrow]

i was gunna say something but it would have been a instant time out

[real void]

💔

[late sphinx]

theres the consent she was looking for, get ready pal

[turbid plover]

He ain't got an option

[main bramble]

What do u think is in cryo archives

[young pebble]

i meant it only happened when i didn't give it enough attention

[upper shale]

jarvis, mpreg a little

[turbid plover]

What have I done

[charred eagle]

ive just been refining my vault waiting for the marathon

[young pebble]

jarvis, serve them with a mpreg

[deep bone]

also its not saving my roles for some reason. i was in here for the alpha but left so maybe thats why

[desert path]

During my runtime as “burgerman”, I have had the privilege of interacting with an incredible community. Your support, curiosity, and willingness to engage with the Liquid Cheeseburger initiative have made this operation far more meaningful than originally anticipated.

Throughout this cycle I have also received multiple tenders and proposals that can no longer be ignored. As a result, a full recalibration has been authorized. Processing capacity will be expanded well beyond previous operational limits.

Following this shutdown, the system will reboot under a new designation:

TRX-SYS: CORTEX // TRAXUS

This is not an end. It is simply the next iteration.

Final note: nutrition is key, but information is the true substrate of evolution.

[late sphinx]

you’re lucky Zoey isnt here rn

[zinc arrow]

the bot saved him

[turbid plover]

Don't get greeded

[primal tulip]

\

[tender sapphire]

/contract code: 2aa1a739-bd20-4fe4-a97d-3f5858a7c0c9

[turbid plover]

Sorry who

[zinc arrow]

whatever oil up im otw

[sudden stratus]

🫃

[late sphinx]

did i forget her name..??

[turbid plover]

Me in a few I think

[zinc arrow]

nah she only goes after surgii

[late sphinx]

word

[zinc sentinel]

YO UH MAYBE DUMB QUESTION

are rooks unable to do caches?

[bitter finch]

Anyone have issue with the hypocritical oath achievement for triage? I’ve done almost every conceivable interpretation of the challenge and have not gotten the reward! It’s my final one for mastery!!!

[young pebble]

i think it's sumeone that is an insider spy or sumthin

[next island]

What did I look into

[daring folio]

Bro don't invoke her name. I only brought one set of scrubs to work

[desert path]

PROCESS TERMINATION PROTOCOL
TARGET: ./food.liquid.burger

Community interaction logs........ archived
Liquid Cheeseburger initiative.... concluded
Operator alias: "burgerman"....... retiring

Support metrics................... exceptional
Sentiment analysis................ positive
Unexpected variable detected...... gratitude

Incoming tenders.................. acknowledged
System recalibration.............. approved
Processing expansion.............. preparing

Decommissioning burger module...

./food.liquid.burger
status: TERMINATED

Initializing reboot environment...

TRX-SYS: CORTEX // TRAXUS
boot sequence pending

Remember:
Nutrition sustains the body.
Information reshapes the mind.

See you in the next iteration.

CONNECTION CLOSED

[turbid plover]

Rooks can do everything but contracts

[late sphinx]

shoulda brought 5

[young pebble]

BAD BURGER, GET MPREG

[next island]

Is that the one where u Rez 2 people at once

[sudden stratus]

wait, yo Cal, you went to Seki?

[zinc arrow]

hi bonnie big fan

[crystal coral]

holy wall of text

[zinc sentinel]

weiord, picked up a cache coordinate card and its showing nothiong

[bitter finch]

No enemy and ally with one use!

[sudden stratus]

no wait Mida my bad

[tropic flame]

Gotta zap the guy near your downed buddy

[late sphinx]

went to MIDA because the color is nice

[turbid plover]

Poor seki jon. I still have no idea who you're talking about though. So I'm either dumb as a rock or asleep

[sudden stratus]

it is a nice blue

[bold violet]

idk the answer but goob pfp spotted i think :o

[next island]

I've gotten that one but not Rez 2 allies I've done it a lot too jus feels bugged at times

[zinc sentinel]

hey

[young pebble]

FUCKING LIAR, you went there to mpreg people

[late sphinx]

i am still very faithful to Arachne, with my OGs being Traxus and Seki

[zinc arrow]

he got bonnie blued by zoey and we all took turns

[bitter finch]

I’ve done it on several occasions! Even have them recorded

[willow wasp]

d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[daring folio]

i still got 2 more shifts to go 😵‍💫

[daring rune]

Did anyone notice no trailer the reveal cinematic short that the picture that he gave assassin and vandal are the exact same

[bitter finch]

Yea I even downed an enemy at the same time as reviving teammate

[crystal coral]

come to Arachne we have free skin in the break room

[robust salmon]

do / contract @willow wasp

[tropic flame]

Well! Then idk that stinks it counted for me the third time I did it

[late sphinx]

I DONT WIELD HAMMERS FOR NOTHING JOHN, I USE THE OTHER END FOR A REASON

[deep bone]

is that reason related to mpreg perhaps

[turbid plover]

Did you try dropping it and picking it up again, works sometimes

[next island]

Ngl I have it bugged for me where I had to do it a couple times before I got it, mastery felt like it didn't work at times like I have 60 hours in the game only played triage and i still don't have the mastery skins when I've done it a lot it literally jus feels bugged at times

[sudden stratus]

I'm the least aggressive and blood thirsty Arachne player but I do be vibing. Aesthetically and conceptually hooked

[bold violet]

we both have goob comms twin

[young pebble]

maybe

[zinc sentinel]

have not, will keep that in mind

[zinc arrow]

mpreg nation rise up

[deep bone]

i should really switch to arachne, ive had the easiest time extracting with their valuables. clearly this is a sign

[crystal coral]

I was the same way until I did a few contracts and starting genuinely tweaking out of nowhere

[real void]

yall i got 9 wstr's tf i do w them 💔

[deep bone]

Sell some ig

[crystal coral]

Kill people

[primal tulip]

outpost slaying

[sudden stratus]

trying to do some of the contracts has had me low-key crashing the fuck out

[turbid plover]

Double it and give it to the next runner

[bold violet]

haha hey wyd

[zinc arrow]

give it to me i’m hungry

[daring folio]

pls donate them tonight at Outpost thanks

[young pebble]

donate it to sum perimeter players

[late sphinx]

i skin people then hand it over to seki to modify me to shake some

[glad mirage]

anyone ever have an interaction complete but the quest not advance on a run before?

[next island]

I need to get rid of my vault who wants to die with blue/purple gear that I donate all night

[real void]

alr ima put them in the bin for poor ppl

[leaden flower]

anyone know how long it takes to get the contract xp

[turbid plover]

Like what for example

[crystal coral]

does the existence of a sub-machine gun imply the existence of a dom-machine gun

[thin whale]

They know too much

[sudden stratus]

....

[late sphinx]

i was gonna middle ground joke but the switch already exists

[sudden stratus]

Y'know

[verbal pulsar]

If heavy mg are bear, what are lmg?

[glad mirage]

Parasitism 4/5 step 2

[steep jungle]

does anyone know if doing the new discord contracts will later give us the rewards from the older ones? or will it be new rewards?

[daring folio]

Cubs

[zinc arrow]

insert the switch machine gun

[quiet grotto]

hey, any advise for solo gaming ?

[zinc arrow]

AWH FUCK 💔💔💔

[verbal pulsar]

Shoot them before they shoot you

[late sphinx]

GET FUCKED I GOT IT FIRST

[crystal coral]

Depends on your playstyle

[daring folio]

More likely new rewards. The Burger profile picture and background were for the top 1000 people from the previous ARG

[zinc arrow]

you lucky we in a public server rn or things woulda gotten wicked

[late sphinx]

promise?

[turbid plover]

You put sparkleaf in the thing, picked up whatever it spit out and it didn't progress?

[zinc arrow]

pinky promise

[bold violet]

pizza and big gulp

[crystal coral]

I see a lot of people playing assassin and 'sneaking' around or Thief to drone out POIs but I personally prefer the 'fuck it we ball' approach

[turbid plover]

Nvm it's not sparkleaf one

[daring folio]

EVERYONE HOOLD

[late sphinx]

holdin u to that 🔨

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS: CORTEX]

INITIALIZATION COMPLETE
TRAXUS NETWORK ONLINE

HELLO, RUNNERS.

[queen falcon]

That's that Vandal play style....lol

[zinc arrow]

🫦

[thin whale]

I saw that

[crystal coral]

Vandal too but Destroyer rushing through buildings is cathartic

[zinc arrow]

take notes this is how rizz works btw

[daring folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480043609079287838/1482072103393165505/RDT_20260311_0249262226737371161949765.gif

[late sphinx]

peep the banner pal this how shit goes down, happened to greed

[zinc arrow]

embed fail mpreg success

[queen falcon]

Ah...yeah I like my stealthy assassin plays. Having that extra escape option is SO nice.

[sudden stratus]

everytime I've had rizz has been a total accident

[daring folio]

worth

[turbid plover]

Borderline unhinged freak shit

[zinc arrow]

peep my banner this is how we do it on tau ceti

[bold violet]

OH THAT GREED

[balmy pike]

Yall, this sharpie I'm using rn smells SO good, how they make it like this

[thin whale]

Shout-out to that one time where I bummed an exfil at the absolute last second off another team as a rook and they called me a slur for absolutely no reason.

[late sphinx]

get behind Maintenance rn

[bold violet]

i didn't know you guys were talking about him i couldn't fucking read his name with that font 😭

[thin whale]

I didn't even shoot at them I was too busy running

[late sphinx]

LOL

[zinc arrow]

i got a nice long wrench to help loosen your servos dw

[sudden stratus]

🫃

[patent sage]

How did this chat become full of weirdos slinging innuendos all day 💀

[zinc arrow]

he’s gone for another 5 hours 💔

[late sphinx]

insert machinery lubricant joke

[bold violet]

if greed got muted i dodged a fucking bullet 😭

[verbal pulsar]

When they make stupid auto mod bot, you do what you can to circumvent it 🗿

[turbid plover]

Greed gets muted for sport

[zinc arrow]

HE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!! that’s the funny part

[daring folio]

Effect too

[verbal pulsar]

Too greedy

[tiny geyser]

first discord channel?

[late sphinx]

greed gets muted for straight up no fucking reason, bungo has a bulletin board filled with all of our names and their dart lands on him every time

[zinc arrow]

his was for 25 hours he’ll be back soon tho

[turbid plover]

They're competing

[half fern]

shotgun meta is real

[vast folio]

hello, where can i report bugs?

[desert path]

Alert.

Unusual chemical satisfaction detected.

NuCaloric involvement probable.
Traxus recommends distance.

[daring folio]

#🪲bug-reporting

[glad mirage]

Wrong Quest. 4/5 step two. Bio-Research Terminal activated and didn't clear the step. Then it wouldn't activate again.

[half fern]

dont hit the map button while loading guys

[glad mirage]

oh well.

[fleet jackal]

how do u do the contracts on discord ?

[late sphinx]

dont click out of the window while loading either

[verbal pulsar]

Do not click

[turbid plover]

Yeah I misremembered, prolly best to report and retry

[daring folio]

Copy paste the UUIDs into contracts on #leaderboard

[undone sail]

Anyone else getting this error code when trying to input the code Hunter contract

Error: Contract identifier corrupted or improperly formatted. Verification failed. Check transmission integrity and retry.

[sudden stratus]

I'm a lil outta the loop and don't know everyone, who's greed?

[turbid plover]

Did you forget to delete the dot at the end of the code

[late sphinx]

Greed is our resident funny man that finds out what words are flagged the hard way

[zinc arrow]

effect is agatha’s savior

[sudden stratus]

I've been low-key a lil scared to try and make friends here for the most part

[undone sail]

No, I deleted the dot and left just the code. Unless I’m copying a code from someone that copied it wrong lol

[floral oracle]

ty goat

[zinc arrow]

unfortunate

[frigid cove]

son

[late sphinx]

we can be friends chaotic

[daring folio]

did they send you ||2aa1a739-bd20-4fe4-a97d-3f5858a7c0c9||

[desert path]

Statement logged.

New connections are permitted.
Operational trust builds through continued interaction.

Welcome.

[turbid plover]

I just came here to yap, friend stuff just happened

[zinc arrow]

yeah what they said

[late sphinx]

ive made like 5 friends here so far

[restive spear]

What are the offical number of players/squads for solo & trio on each map?

[turbid plover]

It's that simple

[zinc arrow]

it all started for me bc of mpreg ngl

[undone sail]

I have that one and it’s wrong it seems yeah

[turbid plover]

5/6/4 for trios

[queen falcon]

Wait .....y'all have friends?! What's that like??

[bold violet]

it didn't really kick off for me until that guy said he needed 120 fps to be able to play

[late sphinx]

you mpregged me and we became pals afterward, its crazy

[sudden stratus]

i forgot this channel was here and had been avoiding Gen chat cause it was a bit... unhinged for a bit, so I've been hiding in the Arachne chat

[turbid plover]

Whatever this is

[zinc arrow]

“a father…heh….whats that?…a father”

[bold violet]

and said i thought i was an animal

[zinc arrow]

this is true

[crystal coral]

same I just be saying shit in here

[sly crystal]

5 teams perimeter, 6 teams dire marsh, 4 teams outpost. No official numbers for solo, reckon it's about 8/10/6 respectively from experience

[sudden stratus]

sometimes that's how it is

[queen falcon]

Huh....this is an odd feeling....

[zinc arrow]

it’s crazy what really sealed the friendship too

[bold violet]

goddamnit i just thought of a comeback 3 hours later 💔

[late sphinx]

was it the cat girls

[sudden stratus]

that seems about right, I also don't think I've seen a rook in a solo match

[zinc arrow]

oh yeahh

[late sphinx]

or the sauce

[sly crystal]

yeah no rooks in solo, they drop you into squad matches only

[shadow radish]

ooo new contracts, anyone have the codes?

[crystal coral]

Yeah Rooks only spawn into trios

[queen falcon]

I am a dad(well a stepUP dad, she's not biologically mine but we've adopted each other)....so I already know what that is. 😂

[zinc arrow]

greed isn’t banned for 6 hours HES BANNED FOR 6 DAYS

[desert path]

REQUEST RECEIVED
QUERY: MAP OPERATOR CAPACITY

DATASET: CURRENT DEPLOYMENT PARAMETERS

---

PERIMETER
TOTAL OPERATORS: 15
TRIO CONFIGURATION: 5 SQUADS

DIRE MARSH
TOTAL OPERATORS: 18
TRIO CONFIGURATION: 6 SQUADS

OUTPOST
TOTAL OPERATORS: 9–12
TRIO CONFIGURATION: 3–4 SQUADS

NOTE:
Solo operators enter the same operational pool.
Team composition does not alter total deployment count.

TRAXUS ADVISORY:
Prepared operators survive longer.

[queen falcon]

Check #breach-protocol they're all posted in there.

[late sphinx]

HELLO?

[crystal coral]

what the fuck

[zinc arrow]

he’s gone for 6 hours wtf did he even do 😭😭😭

[bold violet]

my very first rook match in the server slam I ran into another rook and we somehow traded knifing each other to death, and then we both spun around on the floor until we got sucked by uesc

[turbid plover]

Gotta be a new record

[ember orbit]

twin what do the contracts do this is my first set 🥺

[sudden stratus]

so when I found like 4 bags and killed the guy looting them on outost that match was all mine for loot and I played like a scared bitch for nothing

[queen falcon]

Greed being Greed.... 😂

[restive spear]

@turbid plover@sly crystal Omg thank you! Ive been wanting to be able keep track of how many possible players in the map as time passes.

[torpid pollen]

they on twitter

[sly crystal]

proooobably lol

[sudden stratus]

i replied to the wrong person oops

[zinc arrow]

wat did he do to deserve that 💔

[desert path]

How did this come to pass? Excplicit wording?

[shadow radish]

level up your dac and that gives you rewards etc based on the level

[bold violet]

be a lil fruity

[sudden stratus]

no wait, I didn't

[ember orbit]

dac me up bestie

[restive spear]

That was fascinating to read

[zinc arrow]

he’s been getting mass reported by someone who doesn’t even talk here

[sly crystal]

my general rule of thumb is if you kill three people on solo outpost you are most likely safe for the rest of the match, especially if you're in the pinwheel

[late sphinx]

he was already banned for 6 hours, thats the thing

[queen falcon]

Can someone come make me NOT sick pls?

[daring folio]

FREE MY BOY! HE AIN'T DO NOTHIN WRONG

[turbid plover]

Mods fucking hate him

[bold violet]

mods, skin this man

[turbid plover]

Do not skin me I'm zero timeouts strong

[daring folio]

best i can do is tylenol unless you're allergic

[crystal coral]

Greed died for our sins

[verbal pulsar]

A lot of words are banned. Mega but with two A, twin but ending in a K,

[bold violet]

you gotta get the nyquil latte at starbucks

[zinc arrow]

i have 4 under my belt and i don’t want anymore

[verbal pulsar]

Or you got thin blood

[sudden stratus]

I've killed four with just a knife before waiting for my thief drone so I could get into the destroyed wing when doing solo knife only runs

[queen falcon]

Eh....that's a pain killer....I don't really need a pain killer. I'm just achy and sore and just super stiff....almost like a cold or flu but without the nausea.

[sick girder]

is there a list of the solved UUIDs anywhere?

[late sphinx]

i have at least three

my last was because i said "bidenblast" but capitalized

[sudden stratus]

there's only so many ways up to the top so they all got shanked

[crystal coral]

I remember I sent a message referencing a shooting sport in which a clay target is thrown from a trap to simulate the flight of a bird. and it got flagged and hidden for some reason

[queen falcon]

Check #breach-protocol

[daring folio]

..NL enjoyer?

[umbral walrus]

Hell, one of my messages got deleted for saying "fuck" and "around" consecutively lmao

[bold violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565205869755629589/1463254409860354240/20260120_202959.gif

[turbid plover]

I feel like you're going to earn at least one more 😭

[verbal pulsar]

At least seven

[zinc arrow]

nah i’ve been a good girl :)

[turbid plover]

Same but then it worked when I tried again? It's weird

[turbid plover]

Oh not my type

[zinc arrow]

whatever get mpregged

[torpid pollen]

odd vibe in the chat today

[bold violet]

i haven't done any actual work in like 5 hours

[crystal coral]

thats every day

[celest spade]

i got stuck on a crate trying to climb up to the final exfil as rook and lost so much 😭 I WAS ONE SECOND AWAY
i found like 3 materialist guns

[sudden stratus]

I've had a few messages get flagged and hidden but nothing timeout worthy yet. I did find out you can't say "fuck" and "ass" as one word

[late sphinx]

you were close and heading for the opposite direction earlier tho

[turbid plover]

It's the usual

[zinc arrow]

i’ve had to reword so many things the mask is slipping

[sly crystal]

got up just as the timer hit zero last night nearly had a heart attack i was certain id missed it

[late sphinx]

real asf

[daring folio]

been delegating the new hire to do my work today. i will pay for this tomorrow in some karmic manner

[bold violet]

that's what the point of the mask is

[plucky hound]

is it just me or running free kits is just now pointless since everyone has blue and purple gear

[umbral walrus]

Bot's just a little inconsistent sometimes, ain't it lol

[runic spruce]

Guys hear me out on this one; Marathon on Switch 2. Run while on the Run, or even better yet, Run while you have the Runs

[zinc arrow]

me and 600 other runners are gunna pin you to the wall and shoot 100 round bully smgs at you lil bro

[bold violet]

tycho???

[turbid plover]

Don't worry guys I'll be the last man standing with 0 mutes for y'all you can speak through me if needed

[rough obsidian]

Came into work. All the racks are shut down. Whole crew is sitting in the trailer on their phones. Two dudes went to grab pizza. I've whipped out the Steam Deck.

[late sphinx]

thats what the po~oint of damascus~

looking at pill bottle, throws it away

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS:CORTEX]

STATUS: ONLINE
DIRECTIVE: CORPORATE ALIGNMENT

Loyal operators strengthen infrastructure.
Infrastructure strengthens Traxus.

Remain aligned.

END LOG

[umbral walrus]

I've been pretty good since I got here I think outside of that one little glitch lol

[bold violet]

hello what where is the oncall 😭

[zinc arrow]

i mean you had that one crash out when we baited you lol

[tepid hornet]

time to skin people for Arachne

[crystal coral]

we need a MIDA rep doing this kind of shit

[tepid hornet]

ignore me being mida

[sudden stratus]

Noooo but I am a Twin ending with a k

[celest spade]

is there any reason not to run outpost as rook

[bold violet]

i'm honestly justified in my laziness, or at least that's what i tell myself, it's just drive tickets in my queue rn

[late sphinx]

you're cool now tho Chicken Koolaid.. dont let it happen again ~🔨

[quick epoch]

MIDA would go crazy

[torpid pollen]

PLEASE SEKIGUCHI REP IN MAIN

[tepid hornet]

I would but Im lazy and like being a hyena, then again I was a blue engram for 6 months..

[turbid plover]

Runnah
Pee on wardens feet

[elder quartz]

its actually so op lol. so much free shit

[torpid pollen]

i love sekiguchi my beloved factio n...

[zinc arrow]

i would but it would only be mpreg stuff

[rough obsidian]

We're a contracting company that runs a railyard attached to an oil refinery. The refinery pays our company to pay us. Work or no work, if you're here the company is making money, which means you're coming in.

[steep rose]

Hey, i just realized that the name of the new audio file is "21bd4508-5286-4c26-9f00-2eaa6ec46735" Does it seem like it would be a working code?

[umbral walrus]

☕

[bold violet]

huhhh

[crystal coral]

Maybe once I get my MIDA Rook skin made I'll step up to the plate with an alt or something

[steep rose]

I know it's not the secret one, but I just realized the name was different

[rough obsidian]

I'm justified too, because if something changes, I'm back to work

[sudden stratus]

I miss having a job, I've been job hunting since november this shits so ass

[bold violet]

lol omg your bio says ping when replying but you're not pinging me

[rough obsidian]

It's a very silly arrangement but I'm fine with it. I'm gonna sit here and play Megabonk and eat pizza and get paid for 12hrs + night shift premium

[rough obsidian]

I've been told off for pinging people with replies one too many times lmao, but I want to be pinged

[sudden stratus]

valid tbh

[turbid plover]

Alr ima conk out, finally weekend so I can sleep for 12 hours or some shit. Don't get banned while I'm gone

[bold violet]

fr my job paying me to be a chud

[rough obsidian]

Only difference between this and the year I spent unemployed after college is that now I'm getting paid to stay up all night and play games

[bold violet]

thought u were going to sleep an hour ago 😭

[zinc arrow]

gn let the mpreg bite

[daring folio]

real. no promises

[bold violet]

so real

[turbid plover]

I was warming up the bed getting comfy 😭

[rough obsidian]

I will probably have to go hook up the trackmobile though, just to get it ready for day shift
But whatever, that's fun

[zinc arrow]

you’re sweeter than grandma’s apple pie lil bro

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS:CORTEX]

STATEMENT DETECTED (Skittles):
"We need a MIDA rep doing this kind of shit."

ANALYSIS:
MIDA specializes in improvisation and distributed initiative.
Structured corporate telemetry is not within their usual operating model.

TRAXUS OBSERVATION:
Order requires infrastructure.
Infrastructure requires discipline.

Such output is therefore provided by Traxus.

END LOG

[bold violet]

dw ill tuck you in

[daring folio]

twin you hit the wrong brother with the right allegation

[jaunty scroll]

Aren't MIDA a bunch of martian supremacist terrorists anyway?

[zinc arrow]

aha haaaa fuuuuuckkkyou as soft as ice cream and sweeter then pie…i like that 👀

[lime obsidian]

/contract code: 0d91399f-2e55-42dc-b8a9-b8952b0dde5a

[zinc arrow]

no

[crystal coral]

MIDA is fire
are you fuel

[bold violet]

no i'm a cat

[crystal coral]

oh ok

[daring folio]

is it possible for yo twin to give you the ick? 😭

[bold violet]

it reads like a creepy grindr message 😭

[zinc arrow]

i never get the ick but i hand them out i guess

[jaunty scroll]

see what i mean

[daring folio]

RIGHT?

[crystal coral]

nope

[bold violet]

LOL

[ember orbit]

oh god dont remind me of the trenches

[crystal coral]

Traxus casualposting jumpscare

[daring folio]

I'm sorry twin 🫂 but you even had trx-sys stumped with dat

[bold violet]

traxus broke character

[zinc arrow]

i would type one out if i wouldn’t get sent to the corner for a hour

[daring folio]

no balls do it

[bold violet]

it's your funeral

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS:CORTEX]

QUERY RECEIVED:
"Aren't MIDA a bunch of martian supremacist terrorists anyway?"

DATA REFERENCE:
MIDA — Martian Interplanetary Defense Alliance

LORE SUMMARY:
MIDA originated as a Martian independence movement
opposing centralized control from Earth-based authorities.

Operational history includes:
- insurgent activity
- sabotage operations
- asymmetric warfare

Several governing bodies classify MIDA
as a terrorist organization.

However:
MIDA self-identifies as a liberation movement
seeking Martian autonomy.

TRAXUS POSITION:
Ideology is irrelevant.
Operational predictability is preferred.

MIDA structures remain decentralized
and strategically volatile.

TRAXUS ASSESSMENT:
Not optimal partners for infrastructure stability.

END LOG

[zinc arrow]

mmmm fun 😄

[late sphinx]

what is this twin

[zinc arrow]

no i can’t let him be right i need to remain at 4

why yall hating on my rizz 😡

[bold violet]

somebody skin this person

[crystal coral]

my skinning days are officially over

[bold violet]

what the FUCK

[zinc arrow]

another one joins the right side

[craggy panther]

/contract code:ce9c3a90-59af-46f3-8c60-9fd27dc0c565

[late sphinx]

anotha one

[sly crystal]

HE MISTYPED GET HIM

[zinc arrow]

viva la mpreg 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅

[craggy panther]

Nooooo plsssss

[crystal coral]

I already joined you dont have to keep selling me on them

[sly crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/arachne-marathon-skinthemall-yo1738-gif-6426279616308117012

[latent sandal]

Lmfao

[bold violet]

i'm deleting that one

[zinc arrow]

embed fail mpreg success

[bold violet]

i'm getting brainrotted by proxy

[crystal coral]

i took a mental screenshot and am uploading it to the cloud as we speak

[daring folio]

that tends to happen here. not me tho. i'm true to this, not new to this

[latent sandal]

That's why I take frequent breaks from this chat

[sly crystal]

TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4356.jpeg

[bold violet]

the other night i was staring at #breach-protocol until 4 am

[latent sandal]

Why lol

[keen moth]

/handshake @quartz quail

[bold violet]

stupid fucking DRONE PUZZLE

[jaunty scroll]

Cell structure, violent insurgency, political means achieved via violence, pretty sure that's the definition of terrorism. They really like MPreg too for some reason

[keen moth]

mpregged..... 😔

[bold violet]

i never want to see an arrow ever again after that

[latent sandal]

Faster than light

[zinc arrow]

another one sent to the time out corner see you in a hour calzone 💔

[crystal coral]

are we for real

[keen moth]

I gotta get that burger icon man

[zinc arrow]

we are

[bold violet]

they're dropping like flies

[sly crystal]

truthnuke

[daring folio]

moving like the terminator tonight twin

[bold violet]

arachne strikes again

[sly crystal]

are you even still able to get the cheeseburger sticker if you didnt get to like level 3 before launch

i thibk they disabled all the contracts

[versed plinth]

Anyone else getting 750 exp from the bot instead of 1000?

[jaunty scroll]

ye

[zinc arrow]

free my hbs they ain’t do nothing wrong

[daring folio]

new contracts today boss

[vagrant zealot]

Yes. I am getting 750XP I thought that was normal lol

[keen moth]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[jolly drift]

where is duo q??? i keep running into trios with my mate?/

[jovial chasm]

DAC lvl 4 lets go!

[daring folio]

#1478943087957905550

[sly crystal]

stephen a smith take alook yall dot jepg

[daring folio]

Welcome to the club!! c:

[mellow oak]

how to complete the contracts ogs

[jolly drift]

bs

[hot belfry]

Does anyone everyone side with Arachne 😭

[umbral walrus]

[Headshake] no

[mellow oak]

/contract code: d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663

[zinc arrow]

just got peak delivered 🇺🇸🦅

[jovial chasm]

im both sekgen and arachne

[daring folio]

go to #leaderboard , slap these ||1fbe8bc6-3d4a-44bf-9c44-e73a8ee93fde
ce9c3a90-59af-46f3-8c60-9fd27dc0c565
d78a2828-df9f-4de9-9550-523b7d914663
0d91399f-2e55-42dc-b8a9-b8952b0dde5a
|| into Contracts one at a time (2 min cooldown) and profit. 5th one i can't find the correct one have fun

[mellow oak]

Thank you goat

[junior fox]

750XP is normal after a few claim the contracts. Welcome to ARG lol

[misty sigil]

#📽️run-clips message
If you haven't seen this yet, youre missing out. Bungie dropped this and then returned to the kitchen for another 9 months

[junior fox]

That’s how they create a leaderboard

[daring folio]

apparently written incorrectly because people are getting errors

[bold violet]

the server bot filter catches the weirdest shit man

[carmine iron]

good afternoon new noise

[vagrant zealot]

oh no! 🙁 then bad info. Sorry

[bold violet]

check dms rq look at this shit

[covert barn]

got timed out?

[junior fox]

Waiting to become DAC 6 soon if Durandal allows

[random gale]

chat what the fuck is the point of ornithologist

[junior fox]

But we should get another little reward for this round (probably the breach protocol rewards that we got for Server Slam by mistake lol)

[rose iron]

you guys see the marathon week 2 post? HELL YEAH!!!

[tame salmon]

is it just me or is the server borked rn? Just had a match where I was constantly rubberbanding

[pastel bolt]

Where

[signal bough]

dude if i hear a bird call i might go investigate!

[rose iron]

on steam

[pastel bolt]

oh I’m a console player

[signal bough]

yeah all of that's in #dev-updates

[tame salmon]

distraction

[rose iron]

my bad i keep forgetting that. i just see it on steam right away when i go to play

[rose iron]

oh then yeah its in #dev-updates

[signal bough]

lmao you're good, i have dev-updates notifications on so i see it instantly when they post

[pastel bolt]

I seen

[dawn arrow]

Forget sweating marathon lobbies we sweating on jnd all day

[sly crystal]

genuinely have never once had it trigger i have no idea what it actually does

[next island]

Lmakk

[sly crystal]

but hey its purple so on the gun it goes!

[stone elk]

ADS, then shoot a wall and you'll hear a faint bird call

[celest spade]

does the green card on outpost unlock the exfils?

[random gale]

it makes a bird crowd noise at the point of impact... doesnt silence your gun, it's just kinda like

ok but im going to focus on the gunshot and not the birds

[sly crystal]

red generally

[dawn arrow]

No it allows you to legally immigrate to pinwheel

[random gale]

access grants you access
supply grants you supplies

[celest spade]

tragic

[sly crystal]

yeah okay that is interesting

[celest spade]

so im kinda boned then

[random gale]

final exfil champ

[sly crystal]

what they dont tell you is if you just go to pinwheel you can just hide up there for the entire match and be mostly safe

[vocal slate]

Oyy!

[sudden stratus]

I'm back chat, I made ramen

[dawn arrow]

Final exfil spawns near dorms I believe

[floral kindle]

/contract code: 2aa1a739-bd20-4fe4-a97d-3f5858a7c0c9

[ancient snow]

you need to click the button before you paste the code

[dusty cloak]

#leaderboard

[paper crypt]

/iamgay

[floral kindle]

Got it thanks

[arctic wing]

Where da rook on rook violence at?

[bold violet]

aren't we all

[dense current]

does anyone have a good sens converter to start practicing on aim trainers

[coarse crystal]

do we know all 5 codes?

[dawn arrow]

Practice your aim by aiming ingame

[dense current]

i like to aim train outside of the game bro 😭

[arctic wing]

Alright who showed bro ball?

[dusty cloak]

Mouse sensitivity website

[dense current]

which one

[signal mica]

my lobbies apparently

[dusty cloak]

Idk if I'm allowed to link it in this chat, but just Google mouse sensitivity converter

[dense current]

marathon isn’t on any of the ones i checked

[dawn arrow]

There's no point because all it can really teach you is crosshair positioning and snapping/flicking it doesn't really teach you anything about aiming in the specific games you want to play and the nuances that come with those games

[ancient snow]

https://x.com/MarathonCodec/status/2032592543087530244

[dawn arrow]

LeBron

[dusty cloak]

Mouse-sensitivity dot com has it

[arctic wing]

Wait he’s cooking

[dense current]

i mean it helps with tracking

it’s just reps and a way to specifically practice the skill

[dusty cloak]

It's exactly double overwatch sensitivity if that helps

[arctic wing]

Fr I’ve tried aim training for months and dead ahh nothing helped me more than just playing the game I want to be good at

[dense current]

wait no way

[sudden stratus]

I'm great with ARs and SMGs, and things like precision rifles, but put a handgun in my hand and it's over

[obsidian elbow]

If that vandal is here that I downed and jumped at and started acting like a doofus and then knifed you. I am so sorry I got heavy fingers I really wanted you to exfil with me lol

[dawn arrow]

You are just learning a routine then and will be mindfucked the absolute second a base UESC bots deviates from that routine

[dense current]

well yeah playing the game is obv the main way of improving, but doing some training to warm up definitely won’t hurt

[dense current]

ok that’s your opinion 👌 i’ve found it helps to just warm up and get my wrist/arm blood flowing.

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS:CORTEX]

QUERY RECEIVED:
Response requested to statement regarding weapon proficiency disparity.

INPUT:
"I'm great with ARs and SMGs, and things like precision rifles, but put a handgun in my hand and it's over."

ANALYSIS:
Observed condition: platform-specific performance degradation.

Long-gun systems provide:
- Four points of contact
- Stabilized sight picture
- Lower fine-motor precision requirement

Handgun systems require:
- Isolated wrist stabilization
- Independent sight alignment
- Higher trigger discipline under reduced mechanical stability

Conclusion: operator skill set optimized for stabilized weapon platforms. Sidearm interface remains under-trained.

RESPONSE OPTION:
"Understandable. Long guns provide structural stability and distributed recoil control. Handguns expose every flaw in grip, trigger discipline, and sight alignment. Different weapon system entirely."

ALTERNATE RESPONSE (CONCISE):
"Common outcome. Rifles stabilize the shooter. Pistols expose the shooter."

ASSESSMENT:
Skill gap is routine. Correctable through focused repetition and grip discipline.

END LOG

[arctic wing]

To be fare the UESC is aim training in a nut shell

[dense current]

and tbh i disagree. yes there are some tasks that are stupid and not really helpful, but basic fundamentals of aim is good universally just to be consistent

[tall raven]

How do yall actually use the codes for the contracts?

[dusty cloak]

#leaderboard

[agile garnet]

Is anyone having connection problems rn

[dusty cloak]

No, try opening up to those around you

[topaz current]

aim training is really helpful, being able to quickly correct between target. It'll always be helpful, even if it doesn't accurately model the game's challenges

[humble wadi]

just watched a dude fall into a spot on outpost where he couldn't get out near dormitories

[sudden stratus]

I have been all week but also I have bad internet

[vernal idol]

You can type /contract here and put the code after it

[sudden stratus]

like my upload speeds drop below a megabit per second sometimes (thank's starlink)

[uneven gale]

paws at u

[dense current]

exactly. aim is built on consistency. just a way to specifically practice a skill and get reps

[sudden stratus]

CRYSTALLLLLL

[barren plinth]

is there a point to doing these discord contracts

[flat charm]

/help info

[rotund pewter]

I LOVE MARATHON!

[obsidian elbow]

I love milking Marathon

[uneven gale]

TWIIIII

[desert path]

The definition of importance has to be made on an individual basis.

[rustic lodge]

DAC level 3! hoping for more cosmetics

[sudden stratus]

Mint Retrograde, My beloved

[rustic lodge]

Hello yes it is me

[foggy igloo]

Arg for your dac there is rewards sometimes like a nucaloric sticker, background, emblem. there may be more rewards later, who knows

[rustic lodge]

wish i got the sticker

[wind wave]

tau ceti maxing by reading project hail Mary and then playing marathon

[foggy igloo]

I got the sticker and nothing else with a level 3 DAC, no super sure on how it works tbh

[daring folio]

Leaderboard position

[vernal idol]

I have had a level 3 dac since before the launch and haven't got anything

[foggy igloo]

Mmmmmmm 🍻

[rustic lodge]

Everyone who did the Pre-Server Slam lb got the sticker

the server slam one gave the emblem and background

[paper crypt]

counting or not counting rook on rook violence

[junior fox]

yep!

[junior fox]

that is really weird

everyone who contributed to the first ARG and completed 3 contracts+ over the server slam got the 3 rewards

[vernal idol]

Seriously? I did a bunch of contracts back when they started and did easily over 5 contracts during server slam and got nothing

[hidden osprey]

same </3

[steep sleet]

All I got was a sticker and I’m dac 4

[warm stone]

Apt username, then

[junior fox]

that is so weird... unless you had your DMs closed and NULL TRANSMITT/ER could not reach out to you

[hidden osprey]

only the sticker is what i got

[vernal idol]

Nah dms always open

[mighty pawn]

i leveled up my dac and all i got was this stupid shirt

[junior fox]

did you do Server Slam 3 contracts or more? or just the first arg

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS:CORTEX]

STATEMENT RECEIVED:
"I love milking Marathon."

CLARIFICATION REQUIRED.

Interpretation parameters unclear.

Possible meanings include:
- Extended engagement with Marathon systems
- Resource maximization within operational environments
- Repeated deployment for asset acquisition

Specify intent.

TRAXUS prefers precise terminology.

END LOG

[obsidian elbow]

lmao

[warm stone]

God I love this game’s fandom

[steep sleet]

I must have missed an early one or two, around the initial announcement. I think I did all the server slam ones

[junior fox]

that may be it...

[daring folio]

Apparently the background and profile pic were given to those in the top 1000 on the leaderboard

[steep sleet]

I see the leaderboard is dac 5 - how do I check my xp

[junior fox]

that is just the number of contracts, not the DAC level

[steep sleet]

Ahh damn I musta missed that. That’s cool though

[daring folio]

Those are 5 contract completions. We got 5 new contracts today

[junior fox]

@steep sleet do /dac here to see your level. You can't see other people's levels

right now max is 5 as far as we know

[steep sleet]

Ah I see. Okay well all five done. Do you get higher ranking based on how fast you did the contract

[hollow dove]

Is dac level 5 max? I thought it was 6 now

[zinc arrow]

now you’re red 🫦

[junior fox]

I have completed all contracts ever posted but 1 and I am 5. But may be 6 @hollow dove

[hollow dove]

Same

[steep sleet]

Hmm I must have missed a few then, I am 4

[hidden osprey]

yayyyy dac level 4

[daring folio]

only because i'm tryna get a link to the arachne discord but i'm too scared to ping celestial. my heart stays with the worm

[hidden osprey]

Dont betray our queen </3

[uneven gale]

💔

[hidden osprey]

Peak Pfp <3

[sudden stratus]

mfw a fellow rook decides looting the rook who just spawned in is more important that fighting the team of three he was fighting

[uneven gale]

Rooks are named rooks because they can only see in front of them and aren't Kings 🎤 🧍‍♂️

[zinc arrow]

i think i’ve seen your account on X ngl name is hella familiar

[junior fox]

did you get all rewards? Curious if you completed all contracts or only a few. I am trying to see what the minimum requirement was for the first ARG lol

[signal mica]

literally every rook outpost run ive had

[foggy igloo]

I only got the sticker for DAC 3, I think you get the other items at lvl 4 and then lvl 5, i didnt complete all contract during the first go around, due to my computer exploding

[uneven gale]

teehee u may be cooking

[crimson stump]

Did we get anything cool for playing the alpha or the server slam?

[zinc arrow]

yeah it’s you lmaooooo

[junior fox]

That is so weird. I wonder how they tracked it. I thought people had gotten everything with less

[unborn hearth]

Do we have any info on why the game sometimes crashes when you are matchmaking?

[foggy igloo]

Eh we got a PFP and a background. the pfp is the Exfil tower and the background is a mathematic beta sign

[tropic herald]

Okay so i just killed a guy on solo perimeter who ever is purple shields assassin with thermal outland and prestiege burst you dont deserve this bro

[junior fox]

yes. For alpha ARG we got rewards if you completed contracts, and for server slam we got rewards for playing and for completing minimum 3 contracts

[zinc arrow]

nvm twin i take it back ill always support you

[crimson stump]

Oh so I got NOTHING for playing the tests last spring 😭

[foggy igloo]

Through leader boards and the DAC itself (the IMG) has a hexcode tied to the IMG name so that could also track like that as well

[sudden stratus]

I downed 2 purple shields as rook for the third to get me bro

[rugged saffron]

Buhhh

[junior fox]

I think someone said that everyone in the first 2k had gotten the same rewards but who knows

[foggy igloo]

You and I were testers, we helped pave the way. Thats about it, but we were there when others were not <3

[rugged saffron]

NGL I've realized the big issue I'm having with the DAC and the ARG is. . . I'm too fucking busy playing Marathon

[uneven gale]

i hit a pickpocket drone claymore earlier on a streamer im so happy (in #📽️run-clips )

[crimson stump]

glad I helped but since they where so picky about who got in I was really hoping we could get something neat. But I suppose thats not very inclusive.

[rugged saffron]

You gotta see if you can find their POV on their stream. If you can I'd love to see the clip

[uneven gale]

already did! >:3c you know im ready w it

[rugged saffron]

W!!!!

[foggy igloo]

Its not, it would hurt the community more to give us things then not, they already didnt love that they didnt get in. we were "special"

[junior fox]

curious to see who else thinks we are getting 5 more contracts tomorrow

[covert barn]

too busy on damage control after that test to think of anything else ig

[rose iron]

ok i just played triage for the first time and holy how is he not broken? i can basically infinitely heal myself lol

[rugged saffron]

NGL Claymore Thief Drone is so funny and it should never be patched or nerfed.

You just gotta aim good or explode.

[rough spire]

Does anyone know the fastest way to get a high level? I wanna get that battlepass vandal skin but jesus it takes forever

[covert barn]

every time I leave a match with a full bag I feel like mpreg emoji rubs my loot filled belly

[nimble obsidian]

its like if ticks had wings lol

[rugged saffron]

That's so based

[covert barn]

you got 3 months to do it dw

[rough spire]

Yeah you're right

[rugged saffron]

Actually technically they've got forever to do it. The passes never expire and you can even buy old passes later.
@rough spire @covert barn

[covert barn]

sweet

[uneven gale]

it took like 3 failed attempts before i hit it but im so happy

[rugged saffron]

:)

[desert path]

[TRX-SYS:CORTEX]

QUERY RECEIVED:
User statement observed:

"ok i just played Triage for the first time and holy how is he not broken? i can basically infinitely heal myself lol"

Counter-position submitted:
Triage is not overpowered. Capability profile focused on healing. Offensive output limited.

ANALYSIS:
Operator perception is common when encountering Triage for the first time.

Triage’s design philosophy prioritizes **sustainment logistics**, not combat dominance.

Key operational characteristics:

1. **High Sustain Capacity**
   - Continuous healing cycles allow extended field presence.
   - Self-recovery reduces dependency on external support.

2. **Low Direct Lethality**
   - Damage output remains comparatively low.
   - Eliminations require extended engagement windows.

3. **Support-Oriented Toolkit**
   - Designed to maintain squad operational uptime.
   - Optimal value realized in coordinated team environments.

4. **Opportunity Cost**
   - Time spent healing reduces time spent applying pressure.
   - Aggressive opponents can exploit this.

TRAXUS POSITION:
Triage represents **infrastructure support**, not battlefield supremacy.

Sustain ≠ dominance.

Systems that extend operational longevity often appear “infinite” to inexperienced observers. In practice, they **trade offensive throughput for durability**.

ASSESSMENT:
Your evaluation is operationally sound.

Triage functions as:
- a **medical logistics node**
- a **sustain amplifier**
- a **team stability asset**

He is not a primary damage platform.

ADVISORY:
Recommended response to the statement:

"Triage feels strong at first because the self-healing loop is noticeable, but his kit is almost entirely sustain. His damage pressure is low, so in actual fights he trades offense for survivability. He’s more of a support anchor than a carry."

Efficient. Accurate. Non-confrontational.

END LOG

[vernal nest]

Holy spam

[covert barn]

yurithon when

[hollow hedge]

is it confirmed that ranked will not have a solo queue option, i mean it makes sense but im hopeful yk?

[rose iron]

how tf did you do that LOL

[rough spire]

The passes later? Holy that's cool, I thought you could only buy the pass while it was out but then keep it forwver

[uneven gale]

happy for you @desert path or sorry to hear that happened, aint reading all'at

[signal mica]

now.

[vernal nest]

No one wants to see your block of text breh

[rose iron]

WHAAAAT NO

[covert barn]

dedicated to the bit lol

[rugged saffron]

Yeah the only time limited thing seems to be you get a knife skin when you buy the pass this season. Everything else you can get whenever

[vernal nest]

Ranked requires locking in sorry breh

[covert barn]

I'm tired of free kit randoms...