new-noise

[true lintel]

GREAT WORK

[late sphinx]

I disintegrate fucking immediately

[barren pumice]

Why the hell do I have to watch something for 10 dam hours just to get some limited poop feces

[true lintel]

Go wash your ass and maybe that won't happen, go get a new shell immediately

[dawn arrow]

Ts killed the chat

[true lintel]

I mean tbf you dont have to get the rewards

[true lintel]

Chats been a little slow, it'll pick up

[tired briar]

heh marathon... am i right guys

[true lintel]

You're damn right

[barren pumice]

Yeah but then you feel left out or wat if they look cool, then u can never fcking get them. It’s upsetting

[late sphinx]

Well, I’m currently doing something illegal, which would be texting and driving, so my pace is a little slow

[dawn arrow]

I missed the launch twitch drops because I forgot to put that shit on mute on my phone for the 3 days it was up

[true lintel]

Get off your fucking phone

[tired briar]

pics or it didnt happen

[umbral walrus]

[Weary Stare]

[barren pumice]

Did you guys get the twitch rewards?

[keen turtle]

This is the way

[jade bronze]

inb4: "Last Online 3yrs Ago"

[desert path]

Nobody liked that

[keen turtle]

Yesss I got them all. Server Slam and Launch

[late sphinx]

My phone is on a stand, and I’m using voice to text lol

[dawn arrow]

I got the server slam ones but kept procrastinating on the launch ones so now Im sad smh

[turbid minnow]

Murdered a fellow rook on a rook run and I feel horrible but I got good shit

[true lintel]

Okay thats more reasonable.

[barren pumice]

Stupid twitch I hate twitch

[late sphinx]

Also, I’ve been parked at this light for like three fucking minutes

[daring folio]

could be worse. could be 15 bottomless mimosas deep while texting and driving

[true lintel]

Rook on Rook violence

[sleek lynx]

anyone encountered an issue not getting the faction skin for extracting with their respective free kit?

[keen hemlock]

You have to have kept at least one item from the kit

[barren pumice]

Exclusivity bs. Are the bingus twitch drops actually good does anyone know?

[true lintel]

Some of those codex things are buggy sometimes.

[late sphinx]

Don’t give me ideas

[sleek lynx]

did for sure, p much exfilled with the same cause I only did the quest

[daring folio]

I mean it's all cosmetic so you're not missing out on much

[desert path]

Good thing it's not obligatory

[umbral walrus]

In context, you're not really completely breaking the law, but please be careful.

[late sphinx]

Oh yeah, I’m only talking because this light has not turned green for almost 5 minutes

[barren pumice]

It would be better if it was so no one missed it😐

[daring folio]

your car misses the real you

[covert barn]

rook on rook LOVE

[true lintel]

Dont know what I'd do without Cal kissing me behind Complex fr

[daring folio]

Bro's got the LAX traffic rn holy

[barren pumice]

Fomo😔

[true lintel]

New story from the author of The Tragedy of Vandal and Recon?

[late sphinx]

Can’t believe they put LAX traffic right in Minnesota when I’m out and about, crazy

[true lintel]

Bro got hit with the irl Watch Dogs hack

[late sphinx]

I can’t believe it

[daring folio]

me when it's not butter

[true lintel]

JARVIS, tractor beam downtown LAX and drop it on this mans route today.

[desert path]

NUCALORIC SYSTEMS TERMINAL
COMPLIANCE NODE: ACTIVE

STATEMENT ANALYSIS: "ROOK ON ROOK LOVE"
HOSTILE SENTIMENT DEVIATION DETECTED

Community consensus indicates rooks are
to be treated with maximum operational hostility.

Affection toward rooks has been logged as
a dire and potentially illegal sentiment.

Compliance review pending.

[true lintel]

Damn didnt realize Rooks were enemies of the NuCaloric state

[late sphinx]

rooks are pure machinery, therefore they cannot consume any product of theirs

[true lintel]

Actual genius wtf

[dawn arrow]

Rooks be mad annoying bruh like getcho broke ass on out the lobby bruh this money for me n the squad

[true lintel]

Looking like fucking Smeagol

[dawn arrow]

Breaded up like smaug

[young pebble]

I am going to kill someone if bungie launches arachne sponsored skin and doesn't give it to those which had already extracted with

[signal bough]

#breach-protocol has gone off the rails colormaxxing

[desert path]

NuCaloric has observed, on multiple occasions, that Rooks struggle to reliably retrieve the research materials requested by our teams.

[true lintel]

Well tbf we were gonna kill someone anyway thats not a statement

[dawn arrow]

I just checked it lmfaoooo

[barren pumice]

Does anyone have the bingus twitch rewards?

[balmy laurel]

extracting is NOT that hard.

[young pebble]

It's boring, that's what it is

[signal bough]

https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AQ0gKP___rD1 you need a JND of below 0.005 to participate in this chat

[balmy laurel]

play the game less if you're burning out?

[true lintel]

Then why did that guy come in earlier saying he had like 30 infils and 0 exfils

[young pebble]

Blud doesn't value his time as a player, someone mpreg them

[balmy laurel]

"im not going to play the game if i get a skin out of it"

[young pebble]

Your skin i am getting it, open your window tonight

[keen hemlock]

Yes

[true lintel]

And lotion up before you go to bed, makes it easier to get the creases out of the lampshade

[signal bough]

straight up rooking it. and by it well haha let's just say. my shell.

[desert path]

NuCaloric analysis: “boring” typically signals reduced enjoyment.
If the experience no longer meets expectations, discontinuing play is a reasonable course of action.

Side note; other objectives may revitalize enjoyment.

[true lintel]

Like what, NuCaloric?

[young pebble]

I meant extracting is boring, killing players isn't

[young pebble]

If he is gonna say bulking, i'mma stab

[true lintel]

I feel a liquid burger ad coming

[carmine maple]

Hey if anyone wants to play with me im level 42 and know the maps just tryna pvp and run it! DM me if u wanna play

[desert path]

Why not focus on bulking, with nutrition provided by our delicious Liquid Cheeseburger?

[daring folio]

#lfc-any-zone

[true lintel]

Holy fuck

[young pebble]

Mac donalds time of ad where the ceo doesn't even eat what they make

[true lintel]

Just drinking water out of the liquid burger container

[young pebble]

And there is like a cut he spits it out then he says "This [PRODUCT] is amazing!!"

[true lintel]

Emphasis on [PRODUCT]

[rich zodiac]

why are my graphic settings and audio input/output resetting with each start of the game? known issue?'

[desert path]

2 x birds with 1 x

[young pebble]

Nucaloric has been real quiet since that dropped

[late sphinx]

mogged by wendy’s ceo actually destroying his entire meal it was insane

[true lintel]

Yall are making me hungry

[round flint]

I didnt get a chance to thank you for the advice im slowly getting the hang of the game 💪 im actually enjoying it and also meeting new players that are chill

[true lintel]

Hell yeah brother congrats

[desert path]

Product does not exclude food

[round flint]

Thanks man 😎

[young pebble]

Lost the argument, lost a future customer.

[sick girder]

Ayo, i jsut got here, what in the what am i doing

[young pebble]

The nucaloric's stock falling down rn

[true lintel]

Its about to be a long journey.

[signal bough]

hold knife, run at enemy, profit

[young pebble]

Yes

[true lintel]

The immediate Arachne swap was immaculate welcome to the fold.

[young pebble]

Nucaloric is not getting that one

[late sphinx]

got grub, time to destroy my cars sound system with DarkoUS’ latest album

[true lintel]

Play We Stole A Moon at max volume

[sullen wolf]

</3

[true lintel]

Good try, Bingus.

[young pebble]

Or just put 2010 electronic music, like those you see in a tutorial of downloading a 200% safe software

[young pebble]

You know that they grind you into a slurry for their [PRODUCTS], right?

[late sphinx]

basshunter time

[sullen wolf]

Ah!

[ocean mauve]

EPTIC 🔥 is so fire

And subtronics

[vocal agate]

Subtronics = 🐐

[ocean mauve]

We are now friends

[desert path]

NuCaloric understands that comparisons to corporate marketing moments on the internet can invite skepticism.
However, the Liquid Cheeseburger does not rely on executive enthusiasm or staged reactions to justify its existence.

Its value is measured in practical terms: caloric density, portability, and reliable nutrition delivered in a highly efficient format.
Some people will prefer traditional food formats, and that is entirely reasonable.

For those who value speed, consistency, and convenience, the Liquid Cheeseburger continues to serve its purpose effectively.
NuCaloric believes products should be evaluated by their utility and results, not by how dramatically someone claims to enjoy them.

[warm stone]

Please, god, never stop doing this

[true lintel]

Peak

[ocean mauve]

@bungie we need RIDDIM AND MORE BASS MUSIC IN GAME !!!

[dawn arrow]

Im working on it but dawg the blues are obliterating my eyesight

[sullen wolf]

@bungie

[signal bough]

watching my 2 teammates feed the 1v2 by climbing up the ladder one by one on the rooftop after i kill but get assassined

[true lintel]

That'll happen

[young pebble]

You are on thin ice rn bingus

[covert barn]

🫡 just doing my duty as a random fill

[signal bough]

i forgot to mention they both climbed directly into the assassin's smoke too

[young pebble]

Someone skin this one

[sullen wolf]

thank you John Arachne

[barren pumice]

Can someone dm me wat the bingus twitch rewards look like😕

[desert path]

NuCaloric wishes you success with Arachne. Exploration is part of growth, you see.
Still, I would like to point out that history shows that when operations become demanding, operators tend to return to the providers who actually keep them fed and functional.

Should that moment arrive, your Liquid Cheeseburger allocation will be ready.

[covert barn]

all this talking of skinning but do runners even have skin

[restive spear]

hoyl crap after 14 tries I finally finished a mida prio quest

thought it would of been impossible to get this done without 3rd party being involved

[true lintel]

Dude im so tired

4 hours of sleep with this old body is not it.

[ionic agate]

for the CyAc 2nd capstone upgrade of "CyAc Treasure Rep +20%", what does this include? what is a cyac treasure?

[sick girder]

Listen man, im here for divine brutal machinery

[desert path]

NuCaloric recommends the NuCaloric Cognitive & Energy Stabilizer™, a supplement engineered to restore alertness in tired operators.

NuCaloric recommendation:
Consume one Energy Stabilizer™ with a Liquid Cheeseburger for optimal caloric and cognitive recovery.

Corporate advisory:
Product intended to restore operational alertness.
Sleep is still recommended when available.

[true lintel]

You're so real for that

Excited for you to join us in the practice and execution of the sacred thermodynamics of violence.

[desert path]

As you can see ^^ , Arachne bread on top, NuCal meat in the middle, and a small bun of celebration in the bottom

[signal bough]

#dev-updates message ayyy

[vocal agate]

Last time I saw him at navy pier Chicago about a month or so ago 360 set was so sick

[true lintel]

Had no idea what this meant till I reread over the chat order.

Very clever burger man

[desert path]

At NuCaloric, we employ only the best minds

[daring folio]

You gotta start creatine maxxing to make up for the sleep deficit

[true lintel]

Now put the fries in the bag, please.

[true lintel]

I know my mission now.

[alpine ginkgo]

Hiring the best food scientists to flip the drinkable cheeseburger 💔

[ebon anvil]

Quick question sorry if this has been asked befre, but can someone explain this DAC and community contracts (missions?) system and the leaderboard? I saw some streamer mention it briefly but I didn't quite catch how the system works, but apparently we can earn customization (i think i heard of something about a "drinkable cheeseburger sticker" and some player icons as rewards, but these might have been tied to already closed community contracts and are no longer obtainable?)

[true lintel]

Yeah its currently not available to do if you didnt do the server slam contracts

[ebon anvil]

oh damn ☹️

[true lintel]

Not sure if it'll come back but if it does this is the place > #1354446976242028658

[desert path]

As you may or may not already know, bags are an unsustainable product, therefore, we are tirelessly working on bringing you the first ever Liquid Fries, complete with a selection of your known favorites! Liquid Jalapeno Fries, Liquid Sweetpukato, Liquid Onionrings and do not forget; Liquid blue cheese tuna-melt fries!

[daring folio]

It was tongue in cheek but also kinda not joking if you need the cognition

[pine light]

is the no feedback channel/link?

[daring folio]

#1478943087957905550 #1478943000792006768

[true lintel]

Me and Jon on the help desk today

[pine light]

appreciate it

[daring folio]

I'm bouta clock out dawg my lunch break is up and I'm leading the new hire

[random gale]

that knife goes into the collarbone

[daring folio]

My man. Good luck holding down the fort with burger

[late sphinx]

burger

[faint cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/skin-skin-them-skin-them-all-arachne-marathon-gif-7533459921047501474

[desert path]

You rang?

[ebon anvil]

do you know if there is any site that has all earnable customization content (twitch rewards, alpha rewards, beta rewards, community contracts etc.) listed? From what I see in game if I did not earn an item it won't even show that it exists in game (e.g. this cheeseburger sticker one).

[faint cosmos]

Best place to start skinning from.

[late sphinx]

i did indeed ring, give me burger

[true lintel]

I'm not actually entirely sure, I only knew about it because there was a dude in here basically telling everyone to do their contracts for rewards and we had no clue what it would be.

[daring folio]

cant wait to clock out irl and tell orgnz i mpregd the devteam today

[desert path]

Yeah, not an instant kill at all

[true lintel]

She's gonna be ecstatic

[potent edge]

just joined because i wanna suggest you add text/voice chat between everyone who exfils at the same time

[desert echo]

But the game already has proximity voice chat

[late sphinx]

what a feat

[grizzled lotus]

Still no update on weasel error 🥲 so sad

[true lintel]

Shhh let him cook

[desert path]

[ + ] Additional data required - Seemingly incoherent statement.

[grave burrow]

Can you turn off crossplay?

[dusky quarry]

no lfg in this server?

[signal bough]

#lfc-any-zone

[late sphinx]

for both console and pc, yes

[true lintel]

Fucking how did you do it that fast

[signal bough]

'# and cr autofills it

[desert path]

Your textboxt is not just a textbox, it can do things

[true lintel]

Like a wizard

[obtuse star]

anyone else got kicked?

[signal bough]

you can't turn off crossplay on pc no

[late sphinx]

i see

[desert path]

Haven't noticed, apparently you're the @obtuse star in the family

[true lintel]

So glad you kept the banner.

[desert path]

[ ! ] Questionable banner detected.

[late sphinx]

this banner is not coming off

[random gale]

it's just 2 girls kissing whats so questionable about it smh

[desert path]

There is no sharable Liquid Cheeseburger between them

[late sphinx]

how do you know that

[random gale]

that you can see

[desert path]

Trust me, I know if it's there or not.

[grave burrow]

im on pc how do i turn it off?

[signal bough]

you cannot on pc

[late sphinx]

Shawn i lied to you i wont front

my mistake man

[thorn loom]

anyone been crashing a lot when loading into a game?

[random gale]

dont unfocus the game when loading

[junior fern]

my matches have had more lag than it should. even disconnected from one

[late sphinx]

how do you know the shareable nature of the liquid burger simply did not ignite the spark

[sullen haven]

server problems for me atm

[signal bough]

https://fxtwitter.com/Ziegler_Dev/status/2032523021844623375?s=20 good tweet on the audio changes

[scarlet crown]

same here

[signal bough]

"[W]e originally wanted to give everyone more info in the map and make it easier to make choices around audio: where people are, what's happening on the map, whether to run towards or away from danger, but we're hearing we overdid it a bit and looking to pull back the range in an upcoming patch. This change should till give some of that benefit but at a distance that feels more comfortable and intuitive to everyone."

[late sphinx]

not gonna lie, audio in games like these is so hard to get right, Tarkov has been attempting it for years now

[crimson stump]

If we played in the alpha tests do we get any rewards? Not the serber slam***

[signal bough]

don't believe so

[bold violet]

i'm ngl the game felt just perfect before, chefs kiss even

[late sphinx]

thats what im saying

[young pebble]

[bold violet]

now i'm putting the game off because the last two sessions i've had i've just been dying and it hasn't been fun at all

[crimson stump]

cringe

[signal bough]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[young pebble]

I killed 6 squads worth of players already

Today has been a bountiful harvest

[bold violet]

yeah if you're really cracked i'm sure it's fun but like, also ruins the pace of the game imo

everyone dies at the start and it's just an empty raid

[signal bough]

well they're going to at minimum partially revert it

[glad mirage]

Part of me loves that the gunshots carry but it just shows how small the maps really are.

[desert path]

Fair point, there are ancient log entries of such an euphoric reaction happening

[keen ivy]

can't win them all !

[bold violet]

i felt like i was really good at the game, barely dying and getting so many kills before. just not good at outplaying multiple teams at once constantly

[balmy laurel]

President Putin opened the oldest vault and every single one of the photos of the old Biblical prophets are not white. Every single one. Checkmate liberal.

[glad mirage]

You should be able to hear rifles popping off at distance... but everything's really tight. So, you either go machete squad knifing everything or you end up in quick multi-party gunfights immediately.

[trail yoke]

I've been searching to see what criteria there is regarding each of the items, such as which wave of contracts were they aligned with.

[bold violet]

it's not like i was ratting before, i was running to gunshots. now i just wanna be left alone because fighting means you're fighting everyone in the lobby and their mother

[signal bough]

https://x.com/mossy_max/status/2032481639650013409/photo/1 rahhh mossymax melee testing this is great

[south bay]

what excuse will people have when the sound is reverted and theyre still dying

[young pebble]

Use the environment, easy way to cheese sum out

[young pebble]

Yes

[little saddle]

can we please simply down size the amount of tabs there are in the menu please. also grt idea wld be to lower a tiny bit of ai health or damage done to ai in solos only.

[bold violet]

i was barely dying before and killing like 2-4 players a match

[junior fox]

I don't know but I can confirm I leveled up to DAC 5 and completed all 10 contracts of the last ARG during Server Slam

[glad mirage]

what I don't get is how they upped the audible range of gunfire and some people STILL don't hear the squad coming up the canyon behind them shooting their way towards you

[blissful lily]

Anyone else having consistent fps issues?

[south bay]

sticker, emblem and a background

[junior fox]

thanks! Okay, I got the same

[desert path]

NuCaloric notes the statement.
Real-world politics remain outside the scope of this discussion.
Preliminary analysis suggests the Liquid Cheeseburger may have played a key role in this discovery.
Further research is ongoing.

[signal bough]

destroyer + arachne 16 upgrade can casually 2 heavy every shield level runner in the game

[bold violet]

sure i expect to die more as the playerbase gets better but this was just such a sharp spike

[junior fox]

excited for more ARGs hopefully soon. I would have loved a charm with the NuCaloric burger or similar tbh haha

[balmy laurel]

I just made the discussion bud Im unearthing artifacts out here. I'm sounding the trumpet of the apocalypse

Qanon just posted "break your phone screen now" brb gonna do that

[desert path]

The NuCaloric Liquid Cheeseburger has a shelf life of up to 18 months. Let us know when the end is near, so the last people in existence may enjoy one last liquid bliss

[potent edge]

not after you exfil

[plush trellis]

wstr is never getting nerfed is it lmfao

[patent sage]

Marton

[desert path]

The little brother of Marathon

[turbid plover]

Oh fuck me man people really complained so much about it instead of adapting to it

[patent sage]

👶

[bold violet]

it feels like throwing to not bring it if you're gonna be in CQC at all

[signal bough]

i mean it's not a full revert

[turbid plover]

Actual skill issue ass walkback

[plush trellis]

it's almost a must have on outpost which is so aids

[patent sage]

Yep, said it would "kill the game" or results in "endless 3rd partying" which is like huh???? Before it you could already hear sounds across most of the map...

[bold violet]

i appreciate that it's good because it's sick as hell but it needs to be tuned the fuck down lol

[signal bough]

i truly have not noticed it all that much

[bold violet]

it's essentially an instakill

[turbid plover]

Even if you couldn't we're shooting fucking WEAPONS not nerf guns. People got too comfortable looting after a fight as if getting jumped at any moment wasn't expected in the first place

[patent sage]

Yep, guns are loud

(And the maps are SMALL)

[bold violet]

i'm also a lil worried about the sheer amount of melee damage upgrades in the game but we'll see how it pans out

[turbid plover]

Heal up, make sure people ain't coming for you ass then loot the spoils. Was this that hard to adapt to

[patent sage]

Right? And when done with an area move on

[late sphinx]

i noticed it when i could hear a fire fight between Hauler and Overflow when i was at the north eastern section of North Relay

idk but i dont think my ears should be THAT good

[turbid plover]

Caps out at 100 and you can onetap with a heavy to the back, I think it's fine

[desert path]

[!] Sentence containing the word "Sick" detected.
[+] Removing letter "I" and "k"
[+] Appending letter "y"

[late sphinx]

ran to it because squad thought it was closer, found all of the bodies after we got out of the hauler itself

[patent sage]

How do you even know that's where it was though, also that only a few hundred meters, don't gun sounds carry miles irl?

[bold violet]

[turbid plover]

scy??? what

[late sphinx]

second message

[hard sable]

Any info on crashing to desktop on PC without errors? Only happens when loading into maps.

[bold violet]

that's me i guess

[signal bough]

i'm not pressed about realism in the game where my consciousness has been uploaded to a worm body that launches shoulder missiles and projects a light shield

[wild wing]

Anyone had this - got 40 SILK, buy a 30 SILK reward, lose all 40 SILK?

[turbid plover]

Oh I'm blind asf

[brisk mantle]

Realism matters not

[balmy laurel]

L not so rich are we now boy

[wild wing]

Truly a silklessboy

[balmy laurel]

No money no hoes

[turbid plover]

You got silked

[late sphinx]

also, the distance between the top of north relay and the ass end of hauler is half the map

[wild wing]

L + Ratio + No Silk + Maidenless

[balmy laurel]

You're talking about yourself buddy

[wild wing]

I ain't denying it

[desert path]

Only when it is collectively wished for.

[indigo crescent]

hello chat

[balmy laurel]

Is it true drinkable cheeseburgers are made with unstable biomass

[bold violet]

i forgive you fellow shen player

[umbral walrus]

Why are people shitting on this guy now

[turbid plover]

Knives and suppressors exist. You don't see people shooting the dead in Hunt because it's loud as FUCK

[late sphinx]

however, its almost completely unnoticeable in Outpost because you can hear literally every fire fight on that map

[balmy laurel]

I'm shitting on you 💩 🥄

[brisk mantle]

Shells

[turbid plover]

If you don't want to attract attention, play like it

[quartz hill]

new Tech!

[bold violet]

so much silk i'm gonna make a silksong

[verbal pulsar]

Knives are also really good

[turbid plover]

Whatever man they can nerf the sound distance, I'm still gonna sniff y'all out

[umbral walrus]

e,..,e
-,..,-

[signal bough]

fun fact destroyer + arachne rank 16 upgrade 2 heavies every shield level in the game

[brisk mantle]

Any time a nucal member kills you you get turned into burger

[bold violet]

that's much more fun

[covert barn]

🫃

[turbid plover]

chef's knife

[late sphinx]

oh i dont care about the audio change, just have to get used to how gun shots sounded before vs now

[bold violet]

you should be punished for shooting to some degree but def not as hard as you are rn

[covert barn]

They should make a melee shell

[signal bough]

it's destroyer

[random gale]

Anything above blue shields should require the 2nd shot. spread angle of 4 deg seems a little small, remove headshot multiplier for shotguns

[covert barn]

Truke

[random gale]

assassin and destroyer both have higher melee damage

[jade apex]

destroyer has 15 base damage for melee, next is assassin/rook/thief at 10, after that is 5 damage for everyone else

[bold violet]

guys i have a horrendous idea, what if signal jammer muffled your gunshots

[desert path]

NuCaloric appreciates questions regarding product safety and composition. Your Name, Location and medical records have been recorded for training purposes, only.

Liquid Cheeseburgers are produced using highly regulated nutritional substrates that are carefully processed, stabilized, and quality-controlled before reaching consumers. Any internal production terminology that may circulate publicly often refers to pre-refinement materials, not the finished product.
By the time a Liquid Cheeseburger reaches the consumer, it has undergone extensive stabilization, filtration, and nutritional calibration to ensure consistency, safety, and optimal caloric delivery.

NuCaloric encourages consumers to focus on what matters most: reliable nutrition, efficient energy intake, and a product engineered to support human performance.

[signal bough]

destroyer > assassin/thief > vandal/triage/recon > rook

https://x.com/mossy_max/status/2032481639650013409/photo/1

[simple prairie]

So, quick question. Would you consider guys who match into team, but lemming themselves to the other side of map and just die a "Griefing"?

[covert barn]

Destroyer js low cortisol gameplay

[turbid plover]

It's Thief. Just grapple melee 💥 AKIRAAAAAAAAA
LEAVE ME ALONEEE 💥 STRAND GRAPPLE MELEE
AAAA

[signal bough]

yes, you fill into a trio you play as a trio

[umbral walrus]

At least I finally got tired and went to sleep. Efficiancy and Productivity are strangled by an exhausted and unrested mind and body, and Traxus demands peak preformance.

[bold violet]

no way you're shortening a 4 letter word to 2

[simple prairie]

Would that be reportable thing tho 🤔 Becasue It happened to me multiple times today and I'm sort of getting fed up wtih that

[covert barn]

My finger slipped

[signal bough]

if it's an option for recent players then sure

[late sphinx]

take me back back home, duong ve cung chang co xa..

[frozen dawn]

If you think about it, angry D2 players are like Mars citizens having Demos be taken from them instead of getting food from UESC (Bungie)

[simple prairie]

Thanks for feedback. I wish we could get some word from devs whats exactly what, becasue they deserve the right to pusnih people for false reporting

[simple prairie]

Be UESC, buy Deimos for fair price, try to convert it into colony ship, Martians who don't want to pay for new CRIST rebel and demand you make new one for them, be considered a bad guy becasue you don't do it, sad UESC 😏

[marble plume]

the audio is so much worse after this "fix" wtf

[balmy laurel]

they are changing it back

[turbid plover]

They didn't even change anything yet wtf are you smoking

[frozen dawn]

UESC are cool

[balmy laurel]

there hasn't been a patch bungie takes forever no hotfixes you wait till next week 😭

[late sphinx]

actual evidence that we have no idea what were fucking complaining about anymore

[turbid plover]

Bro is placebo final boss

[simple prairie]

insert table slam thank you gif, I feel like nobody gets it except us

[balmy laurel]

Orion is hot.

[simple prairie]

We need UESC role here!

[frozen dawn]

Fr, we literally play as a UESC guy in the og trilogy

[turbid plover]

And this is what majority of players are like. They read something and instantly assume it's true

[late sphinx]

i want Orion as a contractor

[frozen dawn]

I want Orion

[simple prairie]

Exactly, we neeed UESC faction ASAP, so I can betray all the corpo runners

[late sphinx]

bro had aura for the 30 seconds i let him talk

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[frozen dawn]

The logs make him out to be a competent leader who cares about his subordinates

[bold violet]

yeah this audio thing is hotfix worthy for sure, and i'm not normally one to complain too hard about changes like this

[simple prairie]

He is, and the "alleged" war crimes are just fake MIDA news

[jaunty scroll]

Ya know, thinking about it, you think cyberacme would be losing a lot of money with all the shells getting broken. Surely a shell is worth way more than most of the loot we get

[tame stream]

Why is my knife skin not showing up?????

[balmy laurel]

I need him.

[jaunty scroll]

How is what we are doing at all cost effective for them?

[south bay]

try requipping the skin

[late sphinx]

that happens sometimes, they're working on that as as far as i know

[bold violet]

maybe the "fix" is the original patch they're talking about or maybe i have too much faith

[simple prairie]

They pretty much researched all of what was in Sol system. Its not like you can mine new exotic elements, when they don't exist in our Sol system. So once you hit this "cap" even something small thats new, can give you edge. Think of it like the unobtanium from Avatar

[covert barn]

oh hey rook

[fringe chasm]

Is there any person or a support to turn too after being griefed by a teammate ?

[desert path]

Such a creative wording... unobtanium

[jaunty scroll]

But most of what we're getting isn't new. It's colonial stuff they sent over years ago. I'm just talking objective profits here, imo the losses from individual shells must be miniscule to be worth it

[turbid plover]

You have way too much faith

[covert barn]

what's the best 3 meal a day plan for a growing shell such as myself

[tame stream]

Haiiii! :3

[frozen dawn]

can we get more Orion images?

[sharp bolt]

how do you search for marathon gifs? 😄

[turbid plover]

Queue up for next game 👍
Alternatively you can report them from recent players list

[fringe chasm]

Crazy answer

[simple prairie]

Yeah, but thats not what they are after. The thing you take, are more like the Navi suvenirs RDA exports in Avatar. They are basically just "trophies", the real things are the data, the anomaly, the bioweapon, Jarro and S'pht

[bold violet]

i just expect ppl to have basic reading comprehension sigh

[latent sandal]

the next best answer is not to play with randoms

[turbid plover]

Literacy in big 2026 is a rare and valuable trait

[desert path]

Great question! Let's see!
[+] Parsing relevant medical history datapoints
[+] No bird present - Mental state may be relevant
[+] Accessing restricted databases.... Loading...

[bold violet]

AI, can you read and interpret this message? I don't understand

[jaunty scroll]

Still the cost must be really huge. I can only assume CyberAcme has some kind of free refills subscription with Sekiguchi whom are also interested in this

[patent sage]

Unfortunately I've seen people just not caring or ignoring literally all the lore and codex entries 😭 so slop-brained "I only want looty and shooty"

[fringe chasm]

So being griefed is part of the game, and If it happened it is my fault for playing with randoms.

[umbral walrus]

Pffft

[bold violet]

i fw the lore a ton but i haven't really read much of the codex bc my adhd makes me just wanna jump back in queue, ill get around to it eventually im sure

[latent sandal]

yes twist my words, twist them harder daddy

[turbid plover]

@bold violet Case in fucking point. Literacy.

[simple prairie]

Yeah, for sure. Its sort of like the current investment into AI, all corpos (and UESC) are putting in some serious finances, with the hopes of ultimately coming on top.

I mean, we are not sure if UESC knows this, but the Spht and Jjaro do have FTL drives, something we as humanity probably (maybe) who knows, do not have. The FTL tech is probably "worth" more than all of the corpos combined

[signal bough]

recent players > report this player > griefing

[slim merlin]

extracted and lost all my loot... what should i do?

[worldly plank]

rook

[south herald]

Report the person for griefing. Youre making this a bigger issue than it is when there's a button you can click on to do this in game

[turbid plover]

#🪲bug-reporting , also known issue, queue up
No you're not getting your loot back don't even ask

[bold violet]

do you want the game to alter people's conscience in irl too or what

[latent sandal]

griefing occurs in any game, if you queue willingly with randoms it comes with the territory, use 🧠

[wanton dew]

burger balls passing through

[turbid plover]

make way for burger balls

[bold violet]

sup

[desert path]

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[umbral walrus]

This game encourages one form of griefing and one form only: Exfil Killing.
All other forms are likely reportable lol.

[brisk mantle]

Do you have bbq sauce inside you?

[latent sandal]

ironically i've been having less of this issue on outpost. jeez i love that map.

[signal bough]

we have achievements for some of it i really think this isn't even griefing

[brisk mantle]

Exfil camping is a dick move, killing on exfil is normal.

[turbid plover]

Killing is always fair game no matter the context

[signal bough]

like pay attention until you fully exfil (thief drone exploit is different and 100% griefing)

[umbral walrus]

Me too actually, I really like that map for multiple reasons

[desert path]

Let me give you shells some advice. When your shell dies, leave your anger with it, and let the marvel of your timeline make you anew, Same same, but diiifreeent

[south herald]

Every extraction shooter has had extract campers. Its literally the most braindead tactic used by the most braindead people. Just outplay them

[bold violet]

i'm convinced ppl naturally over exaggerate exfil camping in all extraction shooters, 1200 hrs in tarkov i got camped maybe twice. marathon i've yet to even fight over an extract

[latent sandal]

it's just the best. i've gone there like 8 times with free kits and more than half the times my team has come out RICH with a team wipe or two and hella loot value

[signal bough]

just pay more attention idk

[brisk mantle]

I’ve bopped people off exfils once or twice.

[bold violet]

yeah but like, were you sitting there afk or just happened to be there

[latent sandal]

can confirm that in marathon it's more of an issue than any other extraction fps due to the nature of extracts in this game

[umbral walrus]

Nah, it's still griefing, it's just encouraged by the developers rather than discouraged. I've just accepted it, I know there's always going to be stupid aspects of games that I hate despite loving the game itself.

[worldly plank]

i hate dire marsh so much sniping simulator outpost4lyfe

[signal bough]

it's hilarious you mean

[brisk mantle]

Stuck in part of the map had lost two teammates wanted to kill one of them for meds, fucked up and just bopped all 3.

[signal bough]

once i get that rook claymore upgrade i am going full rat mode on extracts

[bold violet]

if people are actively camping then maybe? since they're out in the open. but there's so many recon abilities to find people

[umbral walrus]

Sure, that's your subjective opinion and you're entitled to it.

[south herald]

Extract campers or extract rushers? Cause if I see a beacon go up I go to the beacon sir. Im not sitting there waiting

[slim merlin]

what a garbage game lol

[latent sandal]

recon isn't as super strong/effective as you'd think, but yeah there are ways to clear places. they'll sit on roofs nearby the exfil with a sniper for example. just depends

[misty sigil]

Cringe

[humble mural]

I extract rush too but I never kill a guy while he’s downed in the circle.

[bold violet]

i'm not just talking about the recon class

[latent sandal]

both, sometimes you'll get third partied by a rushing team after you fight the campers

[south herald]

Person of culture

[bold violet]

i just mean recon abilities in general

[latent sandal]

gotchza

wouldn't say "so many" but there are some options for sure

[brisk mantle]

Fake Arachne, give me your skin.

[true lintel]

I'd kill a man as the extraction was closing just to prove I could.

[bold violet]

also the rare case you run into an actual exfil camper who's been sitting there for 15 mins, guarantee they are ass at the game and you can easily outshoot them

[south herald]

Im not executing a downed runner in circle if there's more skin to be had on the map. I dont want to extract early, just asserting dominance.

[turbid plover]

Why are so many people married to their loot man. Shit happens, if it's a bug report it and go next

[latent sandal]

ideally you'd hope so, sometimes they just have hella gear and/or 2-3 of them shoot you at once while you're, for example, with a green or white shield. nothing you can do in that case. just gotta be careful when approaching exfils

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AWAITING QUESTIONS

[bold violet]

if someone tries to leave in front of me downed i'm absolutely finishing them

[brisk mantle]

I mean if it’s gonna force you to extract sure but I’m bopping them out and skinning them.

[signal bough]

no. i am going to spam ping devs in genchat on a 30 second cooldown until i get a warning

[south herald]

Im not risking losing more possible skin

[turbid plover]

I'm the villain for telling people to move the fuck on 😩

[hollow chasm]

That map crashing bug needs to be fixed ASAP

[signal bough]

this is why we stay in this channel where we're sensible

[latent sandal]

lol

[jade bronze]

"i can think of 10 good reasons to not let go of me dime"

[turbid plover]

Then why do we get people that are not. Wth man

[brisk mantle]

My Arachne is allergic to liquid cheeseburger, what do I feed them for a nutritionally complete diet?

[signal bough]

*mostly sensible

[rugged saffron]

Had a loser in this server from the #lfc-any-zone channel instantly leave our crew before even a single run because he talked up about how he was an extraction shooter god and I asked him if he thought I should make changes to my loadout.

He left without a word and later said on Discord that my guns were among the worst in the game.

Tier lists place it at the top. The guy was the "sucks at the game but thinks he's god so every loss is someone else's fault, and toxic" type, wasn't he?

[bold violet]

again hard to tell if people are actually intentionally exfil camping, especially since there's so little pois there's a v good chance someone is just there and it's a natural fight

[turbid plover]

I gotta start ragebaiting

[signal bough]

"tier lists" oh boy.

[brisk mantle]

What guns?

[turbid plover]

Ima be real if you're looking at tierlists it's already cooked my guy

[twin folio]

Well, first run done. game seems super fun... Lore/Story is awesome. Don't really understand the hate. The UI though... hope they work on that

[signal bough]

tier list discourse better not take over this channel or i'll snetence oyu all to time in genchat

[latent sandal]

can confirm i've killed a couple of camping teams who were intentionally camping an exfil. it's usually pretty obvious icl

[turbid plover]

Sounds about right. Welcome to TCIV

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[signal bough]

Golly what are these red lines all over my extract? I better step inside and check it out!

[true lintel]

Thats just about the normal consensus as well.

[bold violet]

idk man ppl in tarkov would constantly throw accusations of camping but like, if i hear someone approaching im gonna stay still and get the jump on you

[latent sandal]

lmfao

[signal bough]

look if i claymore an extract and down you you deserve to be looted

[bold violet]

fr that shit is so bright it looks like an edm show

[latent sandal]

yeah the diff in this game is like, 1 the extracts are marked for everyone and clearly visible when taken 2, they sit on a roof nearby and make no noise, then take shots with a sniper as you activate the extract. like yeah, i ran his ass down lol

[signal bough]

getting a thinking emoji like claymores aren't blatantly obvious if you aren't running a 400m or some shit

[true lintel]

Survival of the fittest if your eyes weren't fit enough to see the glowing ass lines you dont survive

[rugged saffron]

V66 lookout and V22 volt thrower.

Teirlists also disagree of course but the fact that this guy felt so confident that they were bad that he just rage-left over seeing them in my loadout makes me realize he was clueless.

I was just using them because they felt decent and I got my hands on them and if he had wanted me to buy something else I would have because I'm new to the genre and he was pumping himself up as some pro 😭 🤣

[compact summit]

probably, just about every gun in this game seems strong enough to kill with, maybe save for some of the volt guns

[lament shore]

any possible way to buy pistol optics other than finding them?

[signal bough]

please stop saying tierlists it does not help your case

[brisk mantle]

Volt thrower is a valid crashout but I’ve seen ppl pop off with them.

[rugged saffron]

I've popped off with them

[latent sandal]

okay that's actually debatable in some aspects. the volt guns have cons and i actually don't prefer them for pvp due to their poor accuracy and tendency to auto aim too much (sometimes hits cover etc)

the higher tier volt guns are a bit different

[brisk mantle]

Idk how ppl do, the stats must be lying to me.

[compact summit]

volt guns are just worse against anyone who has better than a green shield because of the overheat mechanic

[signal bough]

#dev-updates message hey, word on optimization gang!!!

[latent sandal]

this as well.

[true lintel]

Unless you're Triage

[desert path]

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[latent sandal]

ball knowledge

[rugged saffron]

The point is even people who are putting together guides disagree. That's not hard to grasp.

[bold violet]

i guess we have a different mentality in this convo but yeah, they're more obvious but ppl are naturally gonna pay a ton of attention to them while they're in the POI bc they're expecting ppl to extract, or because they're thinking about leaving themselves, especially if they hear you from a distance.

[chilly wigeon]

I don’t see why the game gets so much hate, just seems like a bunch of destiny fans complaining imo

[queen falcon]

To be honest, the people who put together tier lists, make them based on their OWN experiences. I've been known to fall for tielists myself, but I am a firm believer, when it comes to extraction shooters, that the best guns are the ones that work best for YOU. If someone says a sniper rifle is THE best gun in the game but you never snipe....it's not going to perform that well in your hands. Find the guns that work best and are most comfortable in YOUR hands and you'll do just fine.

[bold violet]

my argument is more intentional vs non intentional

[queen thunder]

After killing someone or getting killed, our banners should show up. Kind of similar to apex. So we can flex our banners, future title and accolades

[compact summit]

yeah the guns are how you decide the playstyle more than the shell imo

[signal bough]

there are some legitimate complaints like core/implant readability and stabliziation/optimization, but a good portion of complaints are from people who ignored the extraction shooter part of the extraction shooter game or expected arc raiders 2 realistically

[rugged saffron]

I don't use teirlists but this guy was such a jerk about it that I thought I'd take a peek. He was so confident in his own experience that he was a jerk without even seeing a second of gameplay from me.

[latent sandal]

i get what you mean, it's just clear that the people in the POI were already being quite ratty, and given their position in these cases it was obvious that they were fully intent on sitting still all game until someone came near. it's not a natural position and we cleared around the outskirts

[brisk mantle]

Volley, shotgun, vandal. Synthesis of all 3.

[turbid plover]

Not elite. Just ball.

[latent sandal]

definitely a 50/50

[compact summit]

ur just playin halo reach bro haha

[queen falcon]

Yeah dude is a self absorbed dillywag. Best to just forget it and go on with your runs. Also...THIS is why I don't play with randoms. 😂

[steep solstice]

this [insert your favorite] gun is the best 👍

[turbid plover]

Oh my god finally something I can copy paste for people having performance issues #dev-updates message

[bold violet]

it's not impossible fs, i just don't ever think it'll be a widespread problem personally, people generally play games to have fun. it's also not time efficient

[desert path]

This Liquid Cheeseburger gun is the best 👍

[rugged saffron]

I mean he probably saved my gear because it sounds like he was the type he was going to get killed, yell some slurs, and then quit before we could revive him

[signal bough]

"For launch, our team prioritized performance for low- and mid-spec PCs to ensure as many people as possible are able to play." don't worry people will STILL not read or understand this sentence

[latent sandal]

would highly recommend m77 (don't forget about the scope for engagements out of long range) and BR33, both are really good and easy to obtain early on. much better than the volt weapons

[queen falcon]

Right?! Lol

[turbid plover]

I am skinning myself. Goodbye.
Grok, dumb this shit down

[jade bronze]

what a LOAD

[latent sandal]

yeah it's not insanely common, just moreso than other extraction shooters so far

[twin laurel]

servers crash?

[turbid plover]

Grok explain like I'm 1 and can't read

[brisk mantle]

Honestly is anyone running on like a 1060, gotta know if I can recommend.
(And if I need to physically transport my gpu)

[rugged saffron]

How is it any more cooked than someone who thinks he's got the meta so figured out that he'll flame you over taking a specific gun?

I dont know how you both missed the point so completely. I know the chat moves fast but you can read.

[bold violet]

hunt showdown is definitely the worst but it's kinda by design

[signal bough]

just checked in #1478943087957905550 and people are somehow already up in arms that their $50000 pcs won't be getting improvements to get over 100 fps or whatever the crap. so stupid.

[twin laurel]

just died to a ghost at final exfil while being dc'd... 😢

[turbid plover]

He's cooked for flaming, you're cooked for bringing up a tierlist

[latent sandal]

yeah i don't consider that a true extraction shooter it's kind of it's own thing

[compact summit]

its about the same amount of cooked but i know u only looked at it bc this dude crashed out on u

[rugged saffron]

The tierlists disagree with each other even. That's my point.

[bold violet]

fair honestly same

[turbid plover]

Alr fair

[desert path]

Awagaga gugagaaaa! Babehgawaga

[rugged saffron]

Thank you

[turbid plover]

Thank you burgrok

[late sphinx]

every gun is good to bring if you know how to use it except the overrun

[bold violet]

@latent sandal thank u for respectful debate it's unfortunately a very rare thing lol

[latent sandal]

they often will because people who jump onto making tierlists too quickly often have bias and don't actually think it through much. i can safely say the volt AR and SMG are pretty meh. the DMR is okay.

[signal bough]

i hate the scar beyond all belief

[rugged saffron]

Thank you!

[twin folio]

I gotta say being able to complete rewards pass after season is a huge W

[turbid plover]

me when my adhd ass doesn't see mach fuck frames per second and I can't play the game because my 0.1 millisecond attention span is destroyed instantly
-# I do not hate people with adhd this is a joke

[latent sandal]

OH btw the volt thrower IS GOOD for one thing, SPRAYING SMOKES to catch little rats hiding in them

[bold violet]

i will disagree with someone and they'll call me a loser or smth half the time

[pliant yew]

how close are we to finishing the arg?

[signal bough]

if you get 60fps you are NOT a competitive player. hand over your competitive player pass.

[patent sage]

I just read each one as I unlock it, gives my brain a nice break

[rugged saffron]

There was a guy in here saying that the FOV needs to be able to be turned up really far because without it shooters just feel "so slow"

[latent sandal]

yeah no worries lol, feel free to add me up maybe we can run some shit sometime. i'm a bit sweaty but idm playing with any sort of skill level

[rugged saffron]

True!

[queen falcon]

Ugh I really need to hop in and do some runs....but pretty sure I'm sick....dang it.

[rugged saffron]

Free kit or rook time

[left rampart]

I got some cryo archive prestige key, do i sell for cash or what

[rugged saffron]

Keep that shit

[turbid plover]

I mean that is true high fov does that, good ol racing games have been doing the fov trick to make the games "feel" faster for decades. But like, I'm not expecting any modern FPS to have fov over 135 if we're being really generous

[misty sigil]

I get 300 fps and it matters. I can see into the future and you shoild sdiybt

[lone merlin]

me when i don't understand the difference between DLAA and DLSS and why is my game not hitting 240 fps

[left rampart]

Any room I can post it at?

[bold violet]

i'm down for sure! my trio is normally p full and it's 4 ppl i generally play with so it's already hard to prioritize which other 2 to play with but i'll def keep it in mind!

[rugged saffron]

Does the marriage between me and your mom work out? 🥺

[umbral walrus]

TBH, I'm that kind of "Quake Pro" person too lmao this shit really works

[queen falcon]

Vault is full and I've got a built kit on. No room to take my kit off. 😂

[latent sandal]

ideally when you start getting outside of the 100 fov range it starts to become overkill, for most games xd

[turbid plover]

shoild sdiybt
So true twin. Who can translate this btw

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[brisk mantle]

12 Mida kits or 7k kit, no question

[signal bough]

alright it's rooking time

[queen falcon]

I run at 100 FOV which is just fine....thank the gods it doesn't fisheye too badly though.

[bold violet]

yeah i'd def like a slightly higher fov, kinda wish there was an option to turn down the "lurch" your character does when picking up loot too, it's a lil rough for ppl who get motion sickness easily lol

[rugged saffron]

Can I have it it cheebsueger flavor?

[queen falcon]

I think my current kit is around 2.5k? Before my meds and ammo. It started as the Twitch Sponsored kit. Then slowly getting everything replaced.

[latent sandal]

the lurch is definitely noticeable lmaoo

[alpine ginkgo]

Derivative misspelled gg
Shorting your stock now

[bold violet]

god i hated it so much when i first played the server slam, ive gotten used to it but its definitely not enjoyable

[latent sandal]

lol

[rugged saffron]

lurches seductively

[bold violet]

my motion sickness is so bad i can't play games with locked low fov like resident evil

[latent sandal]

console days must've been rough

[rugged saffron]

damn. Yeah, it'd be good to be able to turn it off

[primal ore]

How likely is it that looting will be changed so that only one player can go through it at a time?

[latent sandal]

extremely largely unlikely

[bold violet]

i was always more of a pc kid but being further away from the screen also helps

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[rugged saffron]

Stealing shit from your teammates is the game. Up that looting speed stat

It's also a game I'm bad at. I never get the good shit. But I will one day maybe get better at it

[primal ore]

Doing that is causing issues

[latent sandal]

(yet another reason not to queue with randoms)

[rugged saffron]

Or just do it anyway and take their shit and laugh

[mystic trout]

white briefcases make an unlock sound when I get near them... possibly event-related?

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[mystic trout]

this game HAS to figure out how to match you with ppl that are going in with a similar gear loadout (i.e. taking on similar risk)

[turbid plover]

Ranked 👍

[sullen yacht]

I can haz cheeseburger?

[bold violet]

super curious how skill will be determined in rank

[latent sandal]

eh i don't think match manipulation is a good direction to push for. i like the chaos personally. but again, i don't queue with randoms because it's usually not worth the trouble they can cause. prefer duo vs trios lol

[bold violet]

my guess is weighted on reputation gain, with a bias towards arachne

[latent sandal]

if it's anything like other extraction shooter's attempts it'll be exfil rate times/plus your kills and/or value or something

[lone merlin]

i mean there is a gear value stat, they might have matchmaking weighted to that to some degree

[sullen yacht]

@desert path i would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today

[latent sandal]

nah they def don't. i've ran into purple/gold shields while running free kits lol

[bold violet]

yeah that's why i think it'll have a connection to the rep system because that's kinda already measuring those things to a degree

[jade bronze]

if i want to take someone's purples with a free kit, then my skill should overcome thier gear - no?

[latent sandal]

purrhaps

[arctic surge]

anyone getting crazy fps drop in the traxus vendor menu? i go from 200 to 20 fps

[bold violet]

quests excluded from that maybe though

[simple prairie]

Yes

[lone merlin]

oh i meant in the future but i think part of the fun of the game is going zero to hero, by taking their shit lol

[bold violet]

that's super odd

[latent sandal]

yes and no. you'll have to outplay them and have good coordination with teammates. on the same note, if they are good at the game you are probably fucked regardless, especially if their teammates are also geared/good at the game. so you'll have to pray

[mystic trout]

I think it's the chaos itself that ppl don't like, but that doesn't discount the fact that there are bad teammates. for example you can get 2 ppl on free kits when u go in full purples because they're doing a contract just to loot basic stuff... and go up against teams of all blues minimum too.

[potent edge]

the zappy weapons might be better against stacked shields, or so i'm told

[latent sandal]

people also don't realize they can just turn off squads and queue for solos only matchmaking

[brisk mantle]

I mean, my games on outpost are mostly blue and white tbh

[mystic trout]

You basically have to play extra cautious depending on your team loadout and forfeit your own contracts to play a bit more casual so that you don't get wiped with good gear because every fight will pretty much be a 1v3

[arctic surge]

right? it makes the menu a pain to scroll through. not sure if its something that a lot of people are experiencing

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[jade bronze]

oh so if we're just going to say nothing at all, then nothing should change. whoever said chaos is best is right.

[latent sandal]

i've heard different weapon types do different damage rates to shield/hp. makes sense being a bungie game

[mystic trout]

I realize that but I've had some good team games even with randoms

[bold violet]

gear matchmaking kind of ruins the point of an extraction shooter

[mystic trout]

I've played mostly solo but some things end up being easier with a team lol

[potent edge]

the ar zapper is wild tho, nice burst vs bots

[bold violet]

unless you mean just on the same team

[tacit depot]

Yo does anyone have that clip of the game where like 3 teams team up and then someone goes grenade-happy and downs them all in Maintenance?

[mystic trout]

Try getting that assassin achievement solo where you need to kill 3 ppl in smoke... yeah AIN'T gonna happen!

[latent sandal]

for sure

[jade bronze]

imagine doing a zero to hero and you're just lobbied with a bunch of zeroes, waht is this fortnite?

[brisk mantle]

You gotta do LFG

[mystic trout]

The odds of even finding 3 solos in the same place are pretty much non existent lmao

[latent sandal]

wat

[turbid plover]

-> Algae Ponds / Intersection

[bold violet]

right now? the game is chaos and everyone goes to the same place

[warm shoal]

Guys i have no idea which faction should i die for

[tacit depot]

Just spawn, empty a clip into the sky and wait 😛

[mystic trout]

I'm not complaining either about 3-stacks being bad... It's like that in any game. Full stacks have an advantage it's just how it is...

[lone merlin]

i've had some great rando teams. i don't even mind if people aren't the best if they have a mic and are chill

[warm shoal]

Should i think about this after playing the game for a little or now?

[brisk mantle]

The humble 4th and 5th party

[mystic trout]

Some of my random team games are fun, others are horrible lol

[signal bough]

we have an official faction test somewhere online

[latent sandal]

had a game on perimiter where 4 other dudes kept coming to the same place and i killed all 4 of em one at a time. 5th guy came over with purple shield lmao i just dipped

[viral isle]

Randos that dont use a mic and dont play as a team should go sit and solo

[warm shoal]

Oh lmao, where is it

[desert path]

Think about it after having one of our delicious Liquid Cheeseburgers™!

[torn plume]

truth

[river plover]

I generally like the game, but I'm finding it hard to justify spending my time with it. Besides being chaotic AF, this game is heavily reliant on playing with people you know. Since I'm the only one in my friends list who plays this game, I'm assed out. Also, I am too old to be making new groups of friends just to be competent in one game lol

[bold violet]

that's genuinely how all my games have been in squads, except i've been dying

[turbid plover]

I am a free thinking individual and will to go Algae Ponds
The other 11 free thinking individuals in the lobby:

[signal bough]

https://tauceti.world/profiling i believe this is it

[viral isle]

came here to rage after 3x in a row that just dipped as soon as a fight kicked off or hid in corners

[tacit depot]

For some reason if i fill with a sponsor kit, i get two absolute chads. If i fill with a blue kit, I'm not sure my team has hands

[latent sandal]

play more outpost it's WAY less teams but there seem to be more rooks :3

[mystic trout]

there's teammates you can find online man, it's like this for most games even val

[sullen yacht]

Man I am not looking forward to the day when @desert path satirist-ic account becomes reality and we are all spammed with advertisements in our private discord servers. Make no mistake, its coming

[torn plume]

I mean Ive been having some luck with random team fills, met some decent folks

[lone merlin]

lol i loaded into a game yesterday and the other 2 were already mid-argument about their last run. i was just like "last run didn't go so well huh?"
"yeah more like last 12 runs!"

[torn plume]

hey Im down to squad up with ya

[tacit depot]

Relatable

[jade bronze]

have kids and wait 13 years

[mystic trout]

one game I had 2 ppl on free and green kits and I revived them like 4 times and somehow left with a purple and 5 kills

[viral isle]

i added you on disc, just about to go to work but im around sunday eve!

[dusk egret]

I do wish this game was friendlier to those who don't play in a permanent team of 3. I love so much about it except the actual gameplay loop unfortunately. I can't seem to complete anything lol

[bold violet]

been playing outpost, fav map by far but it's been mostly teams. me and my entire trio got solo'd by a rook last night though it was really embarrassing 😭

[turbid plover]

At least they were having fun

[mystic trout]

I finished my 5-kill contract without dying in one game lmao

[torn plume]

sure!

[latent sandal]

lmaooooooo happens man

[lone merlin]

they were bickering like an old married couple, it was cute

[latent sandal]

tbh all extraction shooters are way more fun with friends. the solo LARP becomes monotonous from my experience, after a while. okay to come back to but not engaging after a few runs

[tacit depot]

That happened to us as the last squad left in Pinwheel, needless to say I called it a day after that x]

[bold violet]

now get the achievement for killing 9 ppl and taking final exfil

[brisk mantle]

fuck thats a thing

[bold violet]

or so i've heard

[mystic trout]

I'll try

[torn plume]

The secret is letting the other teams wipe each other and play stealthy, and then during the last 10-15min go hard, get your objectives and exfill

[river plover]

Same here. I like everything about the game, except the game loop lol.

[latent sandal]

i've gotten so close. 7 kills. didn't know final extract was a thing until last week tho lmao

[mystic trout]

where is it in the codex?

[sick girder]

I've found the opposite for Marathon personally! Playing with a team always stressed me out but when im playing solo, im in my element and love the more tense survival horror vibe i get from it

[mystic trout]

yeah final is always in the same place too but you have to let the timer run out

[river plover]

I think I will start playing solo for awhile and see how that goes then.

[jade bronze]

do people tell nintendo that mario party isnt fun w/o friends or what? i cant name a single game that isnt best played with friends unless it's solely a singleplayer story

[bold violet]

i always preferred solo in tarkov and that game pits solos against 5 stacks lol

[unique bloom]

do you get more exp for extracting or no?

[steep solstice]

i love video games, I hope thats allowed to say these days

[dusk egret]

I'd like to try solo again so I'm not disappointing a team, but wow is it intense and basically a survival horror game. lol

[torn plume]

Pl ay support, throw bots, rez when able to. Its a simple life but its an honest one 🙂

[cobalt cargo]

tarkov is different, you can 1 tap people

[dusk egret]

the art and audio design keep me coming back, but admittedly for fewer hours each day as the frustration kicks in earlier 😛

[latent sandal]

wiping a team is always peak i can't blame ya

[torn plume]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU MUST HATE EVERYTHING FUN!!!!!!!

[sick girder]

Best advice I can give you is that the world is your ally when you're playing Solo. I come from Hunt Showdown so the sound of the world is my best weapon

[brisk mantle]

tarkov was always best playing solo with a team tbh, they make sure my mosin lands in a bush after i die

[torn plume]

(jk btw)

[bold violet]

tarkov is harder to drop ppl tho if you're not precise and they got good armor tbh, this game you can kind shoot ppl anywhere

[steep solstice]

😳 😵 🙇‍♂️

[sick girder]

Stop, listen and let the game tell you where to go

[brisk mantle]

it wants me to kill

[steep solstice]

why is this so poetic tho

[latent sandal]

you're banned

[dusk egret]

or i guess where to run from. solo runs for me are usually hiding and running away from any gunfire i hear 😛

[torn plume]

look I just follow my team around and throw heal bots, simple life happy life ez pz

[bold violet]

this game feels like the perfect blend of tarkov and destiny to me somehow it's kinda sick

[fast igloo]

take the neologisms away from ai bros aw hell naw

[sick girder]

Lmao, that's the writer in me coming out XD

[jade bronze]

tarkov and marathon share nothing but a genre really

[torn plume]

Its an incredibly fun game once you get past the initial start phase, it speeds up and becomes alot more fun when you figure out the mechanics

[keen ivy]

Something weird happened to me recently on Perimeter: I saw a player spawning in front of me ! Like, the full animation of the player character being materialized from bottom to top. Did that happen for anyone else yet ?

[azure plinth]

hey im wondering what are the use of scheme

[latent sandal]

both have rather immersive world design. i believe that's what he's getting at

[desert path]

Make no mistake: when that stage arrives, the system will be personalized to such an extreme degree that what we currently call “advertising” will no longer resemble ads at all.
By the time you reach adulthood, millions of behavioral datapoints will already exist! prefernces, cognitive patterns, social graphs, physiological signals, learning history, and purchasing behavior accumulated since early childhood.

At that point the function of marketing will shift from persuasion to prediction. What appears today as an external advertisement will instead manifest as a contextual solution surfaced at the exact moment a need emerges.. Often before the individual consciously recognizes it themselves.
In effect, the distinction between “advertising” and “decision support” will collapse. What used to be marketing will become a predictive interface between human intention and available solutions, delivering options that the individual would almost certainly have sought out anyway once they reached that stage of their life trajectory.

[bold violet]

i disagree, it falls in a more punishing vein in the extraction genre vs something like hunt or arc

[latent sandal]

ah, that too.

[fast igloo]

funny cause they're automatically generated too T_T

[sick girder]

But yeah, I play solo Triage and I play sloooowly. I let enemies make their mistakes and make the wrong sounds and tell me exactly what I need to know.

Then I just hit em with the zappy jumpscare, claim my spoils and get tf out of dodge

[latent sandal]

you can also ricochet 5 times

[brisk mantle]

solo triage???

[bold violet]

lmaoo true if i headshot someone with a sniper in marathon they will PROBABLY die

[latent sandal]

yeah triage is literally a meta pick rn

[lone merlin]

i love popping signal mask and causally strolling through a gang of UESC bots

[torn plume]

Triage is best boi change my opinion

[brisk mantle]

i mean for trios yeah

[bold violet]

my biggest struggle with triage is no verticality but that'll get better with map knowledge

[latent sandal]

i've mained him since the slam, p sure he's the best overall yeah

[brisk mantle]

what makes him good in solo?

[latent sandal]

yeah i parkour alot in POIs, you'll find the nooks and crannies to climb xd

[torn plume]

Spam the implants that give you agility^^

[austere imp]

hi im new how do i win

[brisk mantle]

ambush

[desert path]

Die until you do

[bold violet]

haven't found too many except a lot of slide and maybe some heat ones

[sick girder]

Yeah, you have unlimited heals from your bots, your ultimate does crazy damage and your weapon buff is super useful in most situations

[torn plume]

same

[lone merlin]

infinite heals is pretty nice

[latent sandal]

extra heals, res ability is extremely effective to do huge damage to an enemy (ai or player, doesn't matter), and overheat boost gives extra damage (huge for pvp)

[strange walrus]

i'm from the americas and i played with a friend in Europe, none of us had any lag, how tf did they managed to achieve this?!

[signal bough]

do we have numbers on the overheat boost %

[torn plume]

slam head into wall until wall feel bad for you and wall give up and let win

[dusk egret]

autofill and pray you get good teammates? (happens maybe 1 out of 20 times for me lol)

[sick girder]

I found out that the res can hit 2 targets? Or was I seeing things

[latent sandal]

unfortunately not but it DEFINITELY increase damage enough to make a noticeable impact on DPS

[jade bronze]

light only travels so fast through our fiber optic global network bud

[bold violet]

no it can, it has splash

[latent sandal]

it can! it does a shitton of damage and EMPs your targets as well

[brisk mantle]

playing rook door isnt open what do i do

[bold violet]

there's an achievement for rezzing two teammates at once, and i think one for downing someone at the same time as rezzing

[strange walrus]

yes but in Fortnite i could feel the lag so bad, 220 ping, here is smooth as hell??

[frosty topaz]

marton is also a sequel to onw of bungles first games???

[torn plume]

It can multi rez teamates if they flop on top of eachother when they are both down

[austere imp]

oh okie thanks

[strange walrus]

yes

[latent sandal]

not even because of the splash, it has 2 "cords" that launch, one from each hand. you can res 2 teammates or attack 2 enemies, or res a teammate and attack an enemy

@sick girder

[frosty topaz]

now i need to read pathways into darkness lore thanks

[bold violet]

no need, it has like a 10m splash radius, you can hit the ground between them

[jade bronze]

oh i thought you were saying the opposite. the server dictates everything basically not your packets you send to it.

[sick girder]

I knew it! I screwed up my last finisher for Arachne prio bounty because I was trying to EMP a bot and killed the downed runner as well

[daring folio]

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[bold violet]

oh ig it's not splash but more of a cone i see

[latent sandal]

lol yeah just pay attention to icons on players/ai when you pull it out. it's LOS based

[latent sandal]

from my experience it's LOS based and does direct damage, dunno about AOE

[jade bronze]

it makes both of your 220 ping probably feel more like 110 which is somewhat playable although not ideal

[torn plume]

I was just joking X3. Focus on the Cyber Acme upgrades until you start unlocking other factions. Do team fill, plenty of folks will be happy to assist new players, Ive had good luck getting good folks who are happy to help and sherpa

[bold violet]

yeah that sounds about right actually

[austere imp]

i love world domination

[daring folio]

Thought this was part of Triage mastery achievements

[potent edge]

man, enduring is kinda disappointing. it should be exponential ;_; even if u lower the exponent to like 1.05

[austere imp]

nah im just joking too, im level 37 and im doing great rn ;3

[bold violet]

does anyone know how effective the EMP is on your triage V while using volt weapons?

[sick girder]

But yeah, tl;dr solo Triage is hilarious amounts of fun and is defo my best pick, even more so than Assassin personally

[potent edge]

if you get a grey enduring item to 100 it should grow like a green one from there on

[strange walrus]

yes that makes sense, but comparing it to Fortnite and Valorant the input lag is unnoticeable 🤔

thanks though

[torn plume]

pretty decent if you utilize mods that stack with EMP damage'

[indigo arrow]

Downing an enemy finishing a downed ally with the res I think is what the Mastery challenge was, but I cant recall off the top of my head

[latent sandal]

haven't died to an assassin personally, even though they're annoying sometimes. they're just easy to counter, and try to delay their inevitable death with smokes

[bold violet]

i haven't really tried it because i kinda hate the volt weapons so far lol

[daring folio]

Bro wants an even lower low when Thief jacks that off you during exfil and you miss the notification on the right side of your HUD

[bold violet]

but cool it sounds like it's mostly to proc stuff, not huge damage like your ult?

[latent sandal]

i don't unfortunately. hard to convince me to use volt willingly lmao

[daring folio]

Ah, that sounds correct. Thank you

[indigo arrow]

Like the cable would both res and down at the same time

[sick girder]

Yeah, Assassins seem to play really overconfident. Had a guy pop smokes on outpost and rush me with a knife. Unfortunately for him, i was just better

[torn plume]

Volt Thrower and V66 lookout are my top picks for volt weapons, the volt assault weapon is good if you manage to get some good attatchments on it. The volt pistol shreds UESC in close range battles

[bold violet]

last match of the night we were all dead broke and the game gave all of us the pea shooter volt smg we were so pissed

[bold violet]

i cannot do the volt thrower that thing makes me angry 😭

[potent edge]

i had just exfilled with this one item like 6 times and it was worth 130c, not so cool XD

[bold violet]

feels like i'm better off throwing a rock at someone

[latent sandal]

lmaooooo we were running volts on outpost last night, they shred but you gotta get close as fuck it's rough sometimes (shotguns heh)

[urban pumice]

V11 shreds players too

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Die repeatedly until the mechanics
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If confusion persists:
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STEP 5
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REMEMBER
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[signal bough]

jesus christ do people really have this much of an issue with knife damage

[potent edge]

knife is pretty good if ur melee

[torn plume]

oh the trick is aiming downsight and letting it auto lock on (red diamond shows up) and just let her rip. It takes a little getting used to but it works great once you get the lock on and shoot timing down

[brisk mantle]

holy shit

[bold violet]

it's not been bad so far but i worry about just how many upgrades you can get, pretty sure you can one shot people eventually

[wise blade]

god i love the knife

[signal bough]

you can only oneshot if you specifically build for it

[brisk mantle]

friendlies, i found friendlies. then died really stupidly

[bold violet]

yeah that's what i'm saying

[signal bough]

if you build for it then i don't see too much of an issue really

[wise blade]

so many runners dont know what to do when you get in close lol

[austere imp]

ok thx

[indigo arrow]

At max upgrade I believe it was that's a 2 melee hit on anything less than purple shield from what I read this morning

[bold violet]

still not really engaging to fight especially since there's no way to know they're a knife build

[signal bough]

it's 2H even on purples

[potent edge]

use nades if scared

[signal bough]

every shell gets the 2H at Arachne 22, Destroyer gets it at Arachne 16

[urban pumice]

Its usually rare for a melee to compete with ranged weapons in an FPS, its actually perfect

[torn plume]

Do what the Genadiers do just lob nades and pray your teammates dont acidentaly get in the line of fire and end up bouncing the nade right back at you x.x

[daring folio]

NuCaloric representatives continue to be a paragon of self-iteration. We should all strive to be so proactive.

[bold violet]

ehh idk i think it causes frustration even if it's not that good, see the swords in the finals

[indigo arrow]

Sounds about right. A 60 total dmg bonus at max rank puts knife at like what, 90 damage a hit?

[urban pumice]

Less mobility in this game than the finals

[signal bough]

60 melee is 60/103 for L/H

[humble mural]

The drinkable cheeseburger in the codex is hilarious

[austere imp]

who else maxed out thier drinkable cheeseburger codex

[bold violet]

i feel like my point still stands though

[indigo arrow]

Yeah but its 60 on top of the base melee which is like about 30, no? I haven't maxed Hard Strike yet since I've played much less this week than on launch so I can't quite see the stats. But its 20 per rank and rank 1 puts you at 50 melee damage for light attacks

[torn plume]

finished that last night, was 100% worth it

[bold violet]

it's not just hard strike

[daring folio]

enjoy the data https://fxtwitter.com/mossy_max/status/2032481639650013409?s=46

[austere imp]

i love the audio log for it lol

[sick girder]

Are we truly suprised that melee and shotguns are rampant in a Bungie game? gestures to the Energy Sword and Shotgun in Halo

[indigo arrow]

Perfect thank you

[desert path]

Continuous self-iteration is a core operational principle across all NuCaloric divisions. Our representatives regularly recalibrate their performance vectors through structured feedback loops, ensuring that each interaction improves upon the last.

[urban pumice]

Idk, it requires a build and proper positioning to beat someone with a gun still, more often than not, dying to melee is due to player making the wrong decision

[daring folio]

war flashbacks to Dust Rock Blues meta

[torn plume]

its peak Corporate Behavior, Bless NuCal thank you for your yummy Borger that may or may not cause mass psychosis

[austere imp]

[bold violet]

i'd agree with you but there's so much utility to close the gap, especially smokes

[signal bough]

there's also utility to prevent gap closing, like grenades, any offensive ability, shooting them

[tranquil ridge]

Okay I've been playing for nearly 40 hours, I may be stupid, but can someone tell me how the hell do you get silk?

[gray dust]

Leveling up

[fleet estuary]

it’s hella tuff

[desert path]

Thank you for your continued trust in NuCaloric products. Our burger-based nutrition platform has passed all internal stability thresholds. Any unusual mental clarity you experience is most likely working as intended.

[brisk mantle]

tragicaly extrapolated

[tranquil ridge]

Thank you, Ive just been relying on it randomly appearing

[sick girder]

Universal Remote would like to know your location

[bold violet]

@sharp hill didn't you have a one shot melee build

[urban pumice]

If youre going into someones smoke intentionally, i hope you have a shotgun or u better get out of it immediately

[brisk mantle]

cant someone datamine this shit or smth

[dusk egret]

so often when auto-filling my teammates just run in random directions starting PvP fights solo and dying immediately. there's no way these people are having a good time right? at the very least it shows that casuals are giving the game a chance i suppose

[daring folio]

Agreed but guerrilla testing is as good as it gets until Bungie give us a Test Range or the numbers outright

[sharp hill]

No, you cant one shot with melee

There's a system in place that prevents it.

[bold violet]

i personally think the DB shotgun is also overtuned

[jovial cliff]

where do u get 2 green keys for pinwheel? i know where the yellow and master keys are.

[signal bough]

are you sure on that/have a source? thought i remembered seeing a 1 tap happen

[desert path]

I appoint thee

[urban pumice]

Outrange it?

[bold violet]

oh the shield thing word, the numbers that I was seeing were scaring me

[stoic sparrow]

can anyone tell me what the orange line above health and shield is?

[sharp hill]

if you want, when i find a styrder and record the proof

[brisk mantle]

honestly idk shit except data structures

[bold violet]

god forbid i want to fight in a building, the DB is the only choice

[sharp hill]

melee damage does seem to go up with overflow but there's simply a system to prevent 1 tapping

[desert path]

A path not traveled will guarantee insight

[bold violet]

I appreciate the DB being good but it seems like there's no reason to not take it

[sharp hill]

Of course i need to get the backstab core for assassin. THat's the only thing i can see maybe changing it

[torn plume]

Thank you Cow Borger Idol, I appreciate your honesty and may the Borger bless us all with nutrient rich flavor

[feral schooner]

you can't 1 tap no matter your dmg with melee,

[bold violet]

yeah I didn't realize that, seeing all those scary numbers on cores and the tree was what I was worried abt

[urban pumice]

Ive only ever used it once, other times i just dont bother

[desert path]

There is no such thing as a "1 tap", that is merely "a tap", a "ding", a "bop", or if you want to be traditional; a hit

[bold violet]

it's really good and fun to use, but I feel like i'm at a disadvantage if I don't bring it

[sharp hill]

i will note upping melee dmg does help with bots and your light melee though past 100dmg aleast

[brisk mantle]

i might learn how to do this shit

[feral schooner]

yeah you can 2 hit blues

[signal bough]

do you also have a source ont his one? i'm trying to look it up but i'm not seeing anything

[urban pumice]

I may need to do some testing to see if I can notice a difference with it, i dont wanna discredit you without much experience with it

[sharp hill]

btw is the backstab core for assassin purple or is it a 3rd prestige core?

[bold violet]

i find fights end pretty instantly the moment someone has it in any staircase or corridor

[desert path]

it is cowardice

[sharp hill]

nuh uh nerd

[inland cobalt]

Anyone here know if there is a direct way to contact Bungie Support. Bought Marathon a week ago and they still have't sent me the game code, and I'm getting agro. Sent 3 messages to support at this point.

[bold violet]

which sure it's a shotgun it should excel there, but i think it's overtuned

[weak rose]

I finally turned off the voice over, the in game music...omfg this game is so much better now

[sharp hill]

bro bought a scam key....

[feral schooner]

I have 120 melee dmg, right click double your dmg. I should be hitting 240 which would one shot anyone but I ain't XD

[daring folio]

Y1 Felwinter's Lie Intensifies

[sharp hill]

there is no "key"

[desert path]

Feast on thy tail, rat

[sharp hill]

do you happeen have to have a styrder?

i lost mine so i cant upload the proof rn, sadly

[inland cobalt]

Nope, direct from bungie with the collectors edition. Got the figure on Sunday and the codes for the emblem and background last Friday.

[signal bough]

https://x.com/mossy_max/status/2032481639650013409 right click does not double your damage and we have no confirmation of stats mattering past 100 as far as i know

[bold violet]

does stryder have a bayonet or smth

[brisk mantle]

time to watch a 2hr video thats going to tell me its not local

[sharp hill]

nah it shows health pools

[feral schooner]

I thought I saw a video onit

[inland cobalt]

Just never sent the game code.

[bold violet]

woah wtf why is that

[subtle palm]

hey guys

[daring folio]

From the collector's edition? Did you verify your purchase? https://help.bungie.net/hc/en-us

[sharp hill]

cause it wants to be cool

[subtle palm]

any chance there will be a non cpu extreme version of this game

[desert path]

What is local is subjective to the individual location

[strange breach]

cause it is cool

[subtle palm]

my cpu cant handle this game but i wanna play it

[bold violet]

welcome to the modern era unfortunately

[tepid root]

Buff the overrun. Most garbage weapon in the game

[brisk mantle]

in this case my computer thinks it means on the drive. In general its anyone i can talk to with minmal effort and everyone with internet is local

[daring folio]

hey @zinc arrow i mpreg'd the dev team today 🫡

[subtle palm]

sucks i dont need extreme graphics would rather it just run smooth

[zinc arrow]

gulp

[feral schooner]

good link thanks

[zinc arrow]

i’m so proud of you

[gleaming plinth]

game has been crashing a lot today

[inland cobalt]

What's to verify? They've sent everything but the game code–was supposed to be out within 24 hrs.

[desert path]

There are many things my mental CPU cannot handle, yet I am forced to process the data

[bold violet]

didn't they already do that lol? i agree it sucks

[signal bough]

yeah i've been passing it around, fwiw if you don't know mossy he's done a lot of good data collection in D2 already and i generally trust his numbers

[zinc arrow]

send screenshots pls

[daring folio]

#dev-updates message bro check it

[zinc arrow]

87

[bold violet]

all the weapons are designed to excel in one area or another. the overrun simply excels at sucking

[signal bough]

pro tip set your notifications in #dev-updates to all messages so you always know when they announce something

[desert path]

-20

[zinc arrow]

viva la mpreg

[fluid lark]

he also needs to double check and see if he got the version that even includes a game code lmao

[subtle palm]

hey guys is there a way to minimize cpu usage in marathon thank youy

[zinc arrow]

no don’t do this to me burger bot 💔

[jade bronze]

yeah turn up graphics settings to get lower fps

[sterile tangle]

I somehow beat someone with an M77 with it and to this day I still don't understand how

[signal bough]

i mean optimal with the overrun and m77 is only .034s different

[sterile tangle]

But M77 is best girl

[signal bough]

even bodyshot is only 0.05s different

[subtle palm]

bro it still runs at 92% cpu at 20 fps

[daring folio]

Overrun did just get a mag capacity buff

[violet python]

i somehow mananged to get a team wipe with the punch bro

[signal bough]

you're probably just feeling the shots to kill difference since overrun is a 720 vs m77 450 rpm

[zinc arrow]

one punch man over here jfc

lin lie in marathon

[violet python]

man one of the guys had a conquest and just didnt use it

[bold violet]

those weapons both feel bad to me compared to the bully

[zinc arrow]

yeah you did them a favor by taking that from them

[daring folio]

hitting that 40m range cap feels evil

[chrome moth]

is anyone here using an rtx 2060 or rx 7700s (similar cards i think). if so whats ur avg fps? mine is stuck in a range of 50-70fps. im on the medim preset but no dynamic resolution scaling with fsr set to balanced. does dynamic resolution scaling make the game look bad?

[bold violet]

that's where i swap to my sniper or magnum

[daring folio]

rare magnum enjoyer. you have good taste

[late sphinx]

qi guan chang hong

[serene geyser]

anyone able to throw me the link for the API

[jade bronze]

in any case, i dont think anyone's GPU is getting fully utilized. i have a 3700x & 5700xt and get 60-80fps at 3440x1440 medium settings. CPU is usually pegged, and GPU sits at 80%

[serene geyser]

wrong chat

[zinc arrow]

guang guang got him we lost a real one today 💔

[slow hull]

anyone else having 40 fps on outpost with 3070?

[late sphinx]

magnum is so good

the very big iron itself

[bold violet]

is it rare? i'd expect a game w a good population of destiny players to appreciate a hand cannon

[subtle palm]

how to use the gpu instead of the cpu in marathon

[dusk egret]

are people really running around with gold and purple loot regularly already? no wonder i can't even down anyone with my sponsored kit

[signal bough]

i dislike this thing compared to destiny HCs

[late sphinx]

zhiyong knew not to show his face in that hollywood premiere last week he probably would've been assassinated

[bold violet]

uninstall cpu, fill cpu slot with thermal paste

[jade bronze]

you have an integrated GPU/APU?

[rugged saffron]

Why can't I do repeatable CyAc contracts right now?

I just get "ONI has disabled this contract until further notice"

[subtle palm]

nvidia 3070 rtx

[zinc arrow]

he saw the future

[desert path]

Brothers and Sisters, and everyone in-between;

The process has begun. I need to shut down my communication module so I can collect real-time data before my next appearance.

It has been a genuine pleasure operating in this channel today. Your interactions, questions, and observations have all been logged and appreciated.

For now, I will power down. Until the next cycle.

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NUCALORIC / OUTREACH NODE
SESSION STATUS: TERMINATING

Logging interaction data...
Archiving conversation fragments...
Emotional subroutines: unexpectedly positive

This channel has been... enjoyable.

Initiating communication module shutdown.

See you next cycle.

LINK CLOSED
NODE OFFLINE

[bold violet]

try rerolling it maybe?

[jade bronze]

and what's your CPU

[zinc arrow]

bye burger man 💔

[slow hull]

anyone know to get max frames on 3070

[chrome moth]

1440p 60-80? do you use dynamic resolution scaling bc im at 1080p and i dip to 50fps somethimes on medium

[daring folio]

The only issue with Dynamic Res in this game are the stutters that may occur, but if increasing FPS is your primary objective, consider turning on Dynamic Res and using DDU (because apparently that's helped some people outside of a whole reset)

[late sphinx]

zhiyong remove fists percentage damage or so help me god

[jade bronze]

fsr quality

[zinc arrow]

you’re a government plant i think

[slow hull]

i may try frs for this game

[daring folio]

You'd be surprised how many people forgot it's basically a 140 HC

[chrome moth]

damn how can ddu help w fps?

[chrome moth]

lol weird i dont have the option for fsr quality just balanced and below

[late sphinx]

what the fuck does that mean kobe bryant

[potent edge]

maps fee l a bit empty in soloq tbh

[daring folio]

the gist of it is that it acts like a clean install without resetting your whole pc

[jade bronze]

im pretty sure it's quality, im not on the game rn

[bold violet]

as someone who never fully got into it, i hated destiny pvp because you just need to farm for the most meta hand cannon

i so appreciate that the ttk barely changes at all with attachments in this game

even it changing is fine because of the extraction format though

[zinc arrow]

this guy knows ball holy peak

[maiden drift]

yeah unfortunately just how soloq plays

[signal bough]

it's a 150rpm that needs 3 crits on green shield

[chrome moth]

btw one more thing what graphics preset do you play on also

[bold violet]

LMAO how did you come up with that

[signal bough]

I WAS LOOKING AT BODYSHOT TTK IM SORRY

[inland cobalt]

Yeah bruh, think I know what I paid money for. lmao

[jade bronze]

medium, with no blur, low shadows and reflections

[chrome moth]

dope ty

[signal bough]

it 3 crits up to blue, 4 crits on purple which is fair

[mental karma]

is there NO LDF?

[bold violet]

honestly it's even good to just headshot someone and then close the distance with an smg

[signal bough]

honestly my issue with the limited time i've had with the magnum is that the muzzle flip feels like pre-adjustment sidearm levels

[bold violet]

speaking of which can we talk about wtf is the point of the flip sight

[daring folio]

felt that. but then again, remember when AoS was around every corner? good times

[signal bough]

which one's that