new-noise

[blazing karma]

good thing I dont eat

[low fulcrum]

i eat old cal jokes on you

[meager hemlock]

runners still need drugs

[compact violet]

ts evil.💔

[blazing karma]

MIDA deals drugs on the side

[low fulcrum]

neeth

[blazing karma]

Arachne fanatics? keep being forgettable

[low fulcrum]

@cops yo drug dealer

[blazing karma]

seriously no one knows what Arachne is

[low fulcrum]

🕷️

[meager hemlock]

I may have to defect to arachne if we learn more

[blazing karma]

my theory is that they make AI

how is it pronounced anyway

[meager hemlock]

like the greek?

[low fulcrum]

a rack knee i think

[blazing karma]

Arak-knee?

[low fulcrum]

arachneeyth

[meager hemlock]

wait do y'all not know the myth of arachne

[blazing karma]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-victory-cheer-winner-gif-10563903820624484192

[blazing karma]

Arachne stans when their lore gets dropped

[low fulcrum]

is it about spiders

[meager hemlock]

she was turned into the first spider because she challenged athena to a weaving contest. She kinda won but still was physically beaten by athena

[blazing karma]

please elaborate

[blazing karma]

cool

[meager hemlock]

she's spiders. spiders eat worms.

[low fulcrum]

bringing an end to sekgen 🙏

[blazing karma]

umm actually worms turn into spiders. thats what a cocoon is

[meager hemlock]

it's either that or they weave... something

[low fulcrum]

they make the cosmetics

[blazing karma]

the martian internet

oh god Arachne is transmog

[low fulcrum]

designing fits for the runners sounds cool

[blazing karma]

OH GOD ARACHNE IS EVERVERSE

[low fulcrum]

ill swear loyalty to them then i always support and shill for big business

[blazing karma]

youre dedicated to the meme ill give you that

Its true I heard BingusSwag once say not to steal from walmart steal from your local small thrifting business instead

[low fulcrum]

ill die for fictional big business

[spice shell]

wait, arachne makes cosmetics?

[low fulcrum]

idk im just assuming

[blazing karma]

its a theory

[spice shell]

fair enough

[low fulcrum]

some sort of... game theory.....

[blazing karma]

arent you a dev? like you wouldnt know lmao

[spice shell]

I am not

[blazing karma]

howd you become a ninja then

[spice shell]

If you click on my profile you will see the word "volunteer"

[low fulcrum]

years of training

[spice shell]

I asked.

after they asked

[low fulcrum]

@bungie can i become a ninja ill train really hard and stuff

[spice shell]

training montage

[compact violet]

He's evil and wicked don't do that

[low fulcrum]

neeyth burned down a orphanage last week hes wicked

[blazing karma]

did you have to apply? was there like a resume? did you list your years of experience admining for Tf2 2fort 24/7 servers?

[blazing karma]

i saw it

[low fulcrum]

2fart

[spice shell]

lol no. I was literally asked if I wanted to be a ninja back on Bungie.net.

They saw me across the bar and liked my vibe.

Let's not...

[blazing karma]

true sorry

[compact violet]

emulating.phones is the worst thing ever ✌️😂

[low fulcrum]

why are you emulating a phone

[compact violet]

I'm tryi to play destiny risi

[low fulcrum]

dont you have a phone

[compact violet]

I wanna play with a controller goofus

[low fulcrum]

bluetooth the controller to yo phone

[compact violet]

nothing's working screw my igpu life 💔

[low fulcrum]

😛

[compact violet]

I only have a wired controller dingus 🙄🙄

[low fulcrum]

usba to usbc dongle 😛

[spice shell]

Have you tried Xbox.com?

[compact violet]

not doing allat

[low fulcrum]

game streaming 💔

[compact violet]

I'll eventually wait for a PC port cuz ts dumb

I at least eated 40gb trying to reinstall this game over 5 times on two different emus ggs

[low fulcrum]

ragequitting trying to play a mobile game on your pc with a controller this is a one of a kind scenario

[compact violet]

life experiences exclusive to me 💔

[low fulcrum]

neeth hop on bl4

[compact violet]

ok !!!

[blazing karma]

is it out?

[low fulcrum]

yuh

ill be on in like 10 hours when its done downloading 💔

[compact violet]

slow ass amish wifi

[blazing karma]

how big is install?

[low fulcrum]

65gb 💔

im gonna crash out over my trash ass internet

[blazing karma]

My internet fluctuates between 500 mb/s and 30 mb/s depending on who is sitting on the couch

[low fulcrum]

my internet fluctuates between 25mbs and 6kbs depending on how its feeling

[blazing karma]

holyyyy

[compact violet]

I thought they said 34gb

[low fulcrum]

well they lied

[blazing karma]

dw gimme ur account user and pass ill download it onto a drive and then deliver it via carrier pigeon

[compact violet]

Would you think they'd do that on the internet

[low fulcrum]

no way

[low fulcrum]

it would be faster 💔

[midnight citrus]

Xbox turn off

[thorny olive]

🐟

[midnight citrus]

🐦‍⬛

[topaz dagger]

when is the game gonna come out

[vast kestrel]

tomorrow

[hexed hound]

this hour

[gilded snow]

Marathon while delayed with no release date is still in playstation 2025 fiscal year as of now which ends in march 2026. So before then.

[topaz dagger]

thanks

[meager hemlock]

septdrember 25rd

[low fulcrum]

type shitttttttt

[ember prawn]

Polish brother spotted.

[meager hemlock]

kurwa or something

[ember prawn]

That's a fairly sharp word.

[halcyon sand]

Meow

[low fulcrum]

awwwruff

[full needle]

Could be delayed past that

[gilded snow]

Absolutely but as of now from what we have seen its within 2025 fiscal year.

[full needle]

Id assume we get more information by that point but I think the game needs significant changes that extend past that point in order to be successful

I enjoyed the alpha but the game had fundamental flaws from the art situation to combat and balancing

I don't see that product shipping in the next 6 months

Who knows though I have faith and hope for the best

I really enjoyed the world of tau ceti

[compact violet]

argo

[meager hemlock]

Argel Tal

[light scroll]

fucking pronouns

[light scroll]

nobody really cares man

bungie hr doesnt chat here lol

screaming into the void

fucking pronouns win yet again

[midnight citrus]

What even happened

[spice shell]

Don’t worry about it.

[midnight citrus]

Fair enough

[blissful owl]

yucky

[light scroll]

hi

[blissful owl]

greetings

earthling

🦌

alien deer

he be like i eat grass and zorplorg

fuckind dumbass deer ass creature

eat worms

[light scroll]

hiiiiii

[blissful owl]

hellllllooooooo

what’s it like on earth
i am from the planet deer

[ornate plank]

planet deer sounds awesome

[blissful owl]

meeeooowww i’m a deer what’s up bitch!🦌

come eat seeds and grass and shit with me

[ornate plank]

already omw! :3

[blissful owl]

don’t take an uber they will chops you up make deer steaks out of you

it happened to my buddy ricky davis von winklevoss casey jr sr the 3rd

[ornate plank]

what the helly I’m alr in the car!!!

[blissful owl]

oh deer…

ba dum tshhhh

do you get it like the deer

like the beast
the creature

[ornate plank]

I think i get it 😭

[blissful owl]

there’s levels to this shit look within

inside of every person is me
i am one with you all

[ornate plank]

deer oh deer

that sounds wonderful

[blissful owl]

🦌 why no female deer emoji you sexust fuxks

WHYYYYU APPLE WGYYYYYU HOW COULDD YOU

I CURSE YOU WITH PLAUGE OF A THOUSAND SEAS

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊

[ornate plank]

welp I got swept away …

[blissful owl]

just swim
goober

[thorny olive]

But the NuCaloric Whale exist

[ornate plank]

I forgot how to swim …

[blissful owl]

the sea claims yet another victim
when will this stop

the path of destruction
i’m a deer blehhhh i have antlers that fall off and regrow every year

i sleep now goodnight grok

[boreal marten]

now weaving new runner shell: AHAB

[wise fox]

My Uber driver refused to talk to me

[low ether]

It’s because you kept putting your feet on my dash and chewing with your mouth open.

[wise fox]

That'll be 19.95 for the content

[oblique dome]

L rizz

[crystal lynx]

aaaaa

[blazing karma]

Do you know how many Joseph Zieglers there are in Bellevue?

27, 26 now according to Mrs. Ziegler

“I told you i never heard of the guy.”

What about “Pete”

[crystal lynx]

i hvnt slept good in 2 days

bc of

[blazing karma]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-ziegler-werner-death-execution-gif-26911337

[blazing karma]

actual footage of Joe Ziegler being fired from Bungie for failing to ship Marathon Circa March 2026

[oblique dome]

drukhari codex just leaked, pour 120 out for those grotesques I kitbashed out of crypt horrors and talos parts

[light scroll]

did they fire ziegler

[terse thicket]

he died while writing this

[cursive seal]

lol game dead dumb bungi

[quick anvil]

So any word of perhaps a PVE mode?

[blazing karma]

no check the circa

[light scroll]

what is a circa

[pallid steeple]

is this game over?

[blazing karma]

the date

[light scroll]

no

[blazing karma]

Any news?

[low fulcrum]

big news

borderlands 4 is out and its fuckin AWESOME !!!

[spice shell]

The burger and onion rings I made were awesome.

[thorny olive]

The NuCaloric Whale is still at large

[sudden grotto]

@crystal lynx hop on silksong

[blissful owl]

fortnite

[low fulcrum]

what

[blissful owl]

vbucks

[low fulcrum]

😨

[compact violet]

robux...😱

[blissful owl]

give me money

need isaac

NOW!

[compact violet]

nope!

[low fulcrum]

neethy poo

[blissful owl]

broke ass

[compact violet]

it's 600 vbucks get ur save the world credits up! 🥱

[blissful owl]

nobody has save the world

[compact violet]

I do #founderer #og

[blissful owl]

check again

🔮 😈

[compact violet]

dude what the H my save the world is missing

[low fulcrum]

save the world goated

[crystal lynx]

does any one here have a bf i need to ask a question

@sudden grotto

[light scroll]

i have a gf does that count

[hardy spindle]

I was a bf at some point does that count?

[low fulcrum]

ive had and been a bf at some point does that count

[spice shell]

I have a date tomorrow, does that count?

[ornate plank]

I have an imaginary bf, does that count?

[wise fox]

I got a cat

She says meow

[low fulcrum]

why

[terse thicket]

destiny 2 gonna get sued by nintendo for having threadlings

[oblique dome]

transgender

[spice shell]

Yes?

[severe raptor]

Hope it goes well!

[spice shell]

Thanks! Me too.

[terse thicket]

no im not

anyways did you know that 100% of gay people are homosexuals

[magic torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/750800939408949323/1379638498834776174/etheria_duck.gif

[terse thicket]

no sorry im aroace

[blissful owl]

BREAKING NEWS: marathon will feature high fructose corn syrup

[ornate plank]

nooooo

[blissful owl]

i’m allergic and now i’m dying blehh i died

[ornate plank]

spiritual deer

[blissful owl]

i’m a ghost booooo get spooked

[meager hemlock]

AYO GOOD LUCK HAVE FUN

[blissful owl]

i’m gonna get ya

[ornate plank]

oh no please dont ...

[blissful owl]

zooba la shooba do

[spice shell]

Thanks!

[ornate plank]

erm

[blissful owl]

i just put a hex on you
you’re gonna get hit by a car tomorrow 😕

[ornate plank]

i get the feeling you're gonna be the driver :(

[blissful owl]

i don’t have a license
checkmate fork

[ornate plank]

you dont need a licence to drive ...
checkmate spoon

[blissful owl]

i don’t have a car
checkmate spatula

[ornate plank]

you dont need to own a car technically ...
checkmate pan

[blissful owl]

i don’t believe in technicalities
checkmate bi

[ornate plank]

i concede :3

[blissful owl]

you owe me $400

and a reuben

[ornate plank]

erm in the afterlife
reuben?

[blissful owl]

sandwich

[ornate plank]

fine ill send it

[blissful owl]

ok just like

drop it out of a hot air balloon or some whimsical shit like that

[ornate plank]

ill pull it out of my small shirt pocket with a drink

[blissful owl]

you got arizona

[ornate plank]

yes i have a clonk
mucho mango

[blissful owl]

what is that

[terse thicket]

why do people like dubai chocolate it literally looks like cow kaka

[ornate plank]

its a name a friend and i gave to arizonas

[blissful owl]

they have mango arizona?

[ornate plank]

yeh its rly good

[ornate plank]

i forget thats an actual thing and not just rot of brain

[blissful owl]

i only buy the green tea, the fruit punch, and the gerald palmer

oxford comma bitches

[ornate plank]

give it a try its called mucho mango

[blissful owl]

i like mangos so i’d probably like it

ik ppl like the mango monster but i’ve never tried it

[ornate plank]

mangos are fyre

[blissful owl]

they’re a pain in the ass to cut tho

[tiny holly]

Use a knife

[ornate plank]

knife time
also worth the effort

[blissful owl]

bro what do you think i’m using😭

it’s just not in my genes

[crystal lynx]

what does that mean

[meager hemlock]

No relationship or attraction for carpit

[meager hemlock]

You cut off the cheeks or?

[terse thicket]

it means I have super powers

[meager hemlock]

Super powers of eating buttered noodles idk I've seen one singular tiktok

[midnight citrus]

Accurate representation of Dubai Ngl

[thorny olive]

Ughhh I want tofo

[terse thicket]

what about buttered noodles

[thorny olive]

Never had that

But im always open to try

[thorny olive]

[ornate plank]

wot

[thorny olive]

Crazy danganropa is back again
I can't run from it

Same with homestuck

[molten shuttle]

[midnight citrus]

Nah you going to hell for this Ngl

[wise fox]

2x2 is 4. Completely ruined the franchise.

[compact violet]

2x2 cause it's dangronpas 2 4th release

dr2, dr1.2, Dr dedcadence and now 2x2

[thorny olive]

Hope the whale isn't there...

[terse thicket]

it is (not)

[crystal lynx]

4x4xU

erm its a song pedguin

[thorny olive]

1x1x1x1

[midnight citrus]

Wouldn’t that just be 1?

[spice shell]

Square foot

Edit or a cube

Wait, it’s a Roblox reference?

[thorny olive]

DING DING DING

[compact violet]

"dad what was 1x1x1x1?"

https://tenor.com/view/gravewalker-nuncamorto-pedro-pascal-chorrindo-sad-gif-1999087386478368679

[blazing karma]

as if roblox players will become fathers

[meager hemlock]

Two of em

[blazing karma]

I wish sekgen and MIDA were enemies so that I could call them sekscum

[terse thicket]

i wish sekgen and mida were friends so I could call them sekscum

[midnight citrus]

So how’s the new D2 expansion?

[compact violet]

3-4 months late to ask that question bud

ask in December when it's 6...-7...months later

[blazing karma]

hows life runners?

[meager hemlock]

eepy

[blazing karma]

living breathing world of tau ceti

[scenic horizon]

Guys does anyone have halo infnite? Join me for SP grind please

[compact violet]

there's a halo discord brobro

[scenic horizon]

No one respo0nded

[compact violet]

isn't there specific halo infinite lfgs discords or sum or hell even reddit

[low fulcrum]

reddit halo fans 💔

[compact violet]

r/halo is miserable bruh

[low fulcrum]

legit chumps

i pulled a legendary in borderlands today that had a halo reference

[compact violet]

Does anyone else want le helldiver halo game

does anyone else want odst halo flood horror game with epic gore and edgy fuck word

[low fulcrum]

guys halo needs more gore !!!

[compact violet]

Which ref is it "I need a weapon"

[low fulcrum]

for a brick he flew pretty good

[compact violet]

never heard it #fake

[low fulcrum]

ur baiting

[compact violet]

I'm kiddin

[low fulcrum]

i know 🙂

[compact violet]

what does the legendary even do shoot bricks or looks like a halo gun ⁉️

[low fulcrum]

uhh it shoots explosive bulelts that travel upwards and split into two and fall down

its a shotgun i think

[compact violet]

epi c

[low fulcrum]

hop onnn bro its so peam

[compact violet]

no it's 720p -600p on series s bruh

[low fulcrum]

who gaf bruh its fun who care

[compact violet]

IDC about lower graphics or shit I'm not playing anything at 720p!!

[low fulcrum]

just put your tv to 1080p

[compact violet]

I'll wait for the omega deluxe edition at 20$ when the game is fixed in 2026

[low fulcrum]

thats too far away ill be dead by then

[compact violet]

no like it legit can't go 1080p that's what I'm saying it only goes as high as 720p and drops to 500p even

[low fulcrum]

💔 trash ass console

[compact violet]

I know it's a budget console but damn I expected 30fps and shitty graphics not being able to see my damn game !!

Than again it has optimization issues regardless so idek anymore

[low fulcrum]

yeah my shits on all low and i get consistent like 25 - 30 fps

[compact violet]

Holy this guy is having fun on 30fps-25fps gamer

id be fine w 30fps as long I'm at 1080p bru 💔 or 900p even

[low fulcrum]

i need a new pc i got a covid era pc bruh i got scammed

[compact violet]

2020 pc. Should still be fine bro bro what's ur GPU

[ornate plank]

blood …

[compact violet]

what about blood...

[ornate plank]

borne

[low fulcrum]

1660 super

[ornate plank]

@low fulcrum okay whatever idc bro 😔

[vital scarab]

whats up, i have a question, marathon is free to play?

[meager hemlock]

marathon isn't out yet. when it comes out it'll likely still be a $40 price tag

[low fulcrum]

no itll be like 40 bucks

[compact violet]

💔💔💔

DUDEEEEEE

[low fulcrum]

🤫

[compact violet]

unrioncially ur pc is still better than series s because they wanna put 8gb ram which is the same as a Xbox one shits fucked

all they needed to do is give it 12 ram and it'd be fine

[low fulcrum]

12 whole rams

[compact violet]

if my wack ass igpu pc for like 300buck has 16gb ram and a ssd there's no excuse

[low fulcrum]

thats what you get for buying a chump ass console

that ps5 taunting you

[compact violet]

I should've went back in time and told myself to ask for the PS5 not the series s

[low fulcrum]

sold the clip

[compact violet]

"Xbox doing good rn!!"

"Series s is worth it for the price it'll still play new gen games!"

"Gamepass is so cheap and Xbox is getting alot of exclusives now"

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

hindsight a bitch

[low fulcrum]

yeah having an xbox and no gamepass is tragic

[compact violet]

It's literally the only thing this shit box is good for anymore

n got the nerve to charge 400$ for a series s lost they mind

[crystal lynx]

do yall know any yt videos where they see if ghosts r real

[compact violet]

just type ghost hunting on yt bro

[crystal lynx]

but those r fake

[low fulcrum]

bruh

[compact violet]

yeah any ghost hunting thing is fake ✌️😂

[low fulcrum]

watch demon house the movie that shits scary and maybe real

[compact violet]

besides that one Kinect guy #thosewhoknow

[ornate plank]

wot

[sudden grotto]

erm yeah im married to @ornate plank

[ornate plank]

stop lying to ppl

[sudden grotto]

nvm im forever alone

[warm elbow]

😦

💔

[sudden grotto]

@compact violet hop on silksong

[compact violet]

20$

[sudden grotto]

nothing gets passed you

[compact violet]

my schtick here is that I hate everything so yeah

[sudden grotto]

Orzi why did you delete your message now it looks like im being snarky to neeyth

[compact violet]

wow I got duped ......no glitch require...

[low fulcrum]

quit fallin apart! pull yo self together !!

make some more cherry pie

[warm elbow]

unblocked

[compact violet]

I want some

[sudden grotto]

me with spaghetti

[compact violet]

me after eating a food

[low fulcrum]

me after 6 v8s

[ornate plank]

me after bingus

[compact violet]

Cannibalism !?

[low fulcrum]

#needdat

[ornate plank]

nuh uh

[sudden grotto]

#truth

[compact violet]

u can't say that that's not ur bit sry

[low fulcrum]

#truth

[sudden grotto]

#hungry

[low fulcrum]

eat some sketti

[compact violet]

w skittles

[low fulcrum]

ew

[crystal lynx]

U BEING SNARKY TO ME 😭

[sudden grotto]

sorry i cant help it

[ornate plank]

he rly can’t he super mean in dm

[sudden grotto]

not true

[compact monolith]

🐴

[sudden grotto]

good evening private

[compact monolith]

Good evening, Private.

[compact monolith]

Any updates yet?

🐴

[sudden grotto]

No sir

[compact monolith]

Sad.

[low fulcrum]

woah double privates

[compact monolith]

Yes, Sir.

[compact violet]

Where's ur general

[compact monolith]

I'm not quite sure. I lost him.

[wise fox]

I had some buffalo chicken fries from a food truck. They good

[crystal lynx]

ewww what is that

[compact violet]

it's buffalo chicken + fries orzi

it's chicken and fries face palm emojie

[wise fox]

You cant say eww when you ain't even had it or know what it is.

[low fulcrum]

guys canelo crawford main card time tap in

[midnight citrus]

Mfs saying ew, meanwhile that shit sounds good as hell

[wise fox]

Thats why the dude in her class ignoring her smh my head

[low fulcrum]

wow rude

[compact violet]

Oh my days

[low fulcrum]

neeyth

[compact violet]

honorary bingus

[low fulcrum]

who do you think will win terrance crawford or canelo alvarez

[compact violet]

canelo

Is this about a UFC fight

[low fulcrum]

boxing

if you got netflix its on it

[compact violet]

My brother was talking to me about some boxing matches gonna watch at this time

[low fulcrum]

watch it with him

[compact violet]

I'm not into boxing

[low fulcrum]

lowkey didnt ask

[compact violet]

I only watch real boxing, Logan Paul v ksi...

[low fulcrum]

#retruth

[thorny olive]

🐟

[warm elbow]

👀

[mental silo]

Ok am I trippin or was bungie supposed to give an update about the state of Marathon once Ash and Iron dropped

[terse thicket]

that's definitely a name

[sage dust]

You trippin, Bungie is busy

[remote pond]

lmao

[mental silo]

You bet your sweet bippy it its

[wise fox]

this game will be lucky to see the light of day

[mental silo]

Yeahhhh

[remote pond]

taps mic Wrong. And if you're gonna be off topic, go ahead and go to #🗣marathon-general-chat

[sudden grotto]

im triple pregnant @fervent walrus is the father

[fervent walrus]

Oh no

[sudden grotto]

you can name one and one half of the children

[fervent walrus]

Sergeant seaweed

[sudden grotto]

okay that's one I think I'll name one of mine Bmir

[fervent walrus]

I'm not sure how I name a half name

[sudden grotto]

you're a smart guy you'll figure it out

[fervent walrus]

But I think "captain" should be in it

[sudden grotto]

okay the other half will be marathon. Or bungee. You choose

[fervent walrus]

Captain marathon

It's settled - now I take my leave

[sudden grotto]

That's my leave buddy you can't take it you can have half

[fervent walrus]

Oh sorry

[sudden grotto]

It's alright. You can have it. I changed my mind! Goodbye Amir.

hop on marathon @crystal lynx

[oblique dome]

i have been informed that my affinity for matcha lattes and wired earbuds has placed me in the "at risk" category of the performative male spectrum

[low fulcrum]

WOAH buddy way too close

if you start reading in public its joever

[hexed hound]

I think that's entry level on the spectrum already bub

we gotta quarantine you bub

[sudden grotto]

imagine he was bald and wears beanies in fall would that put him further in

[low fulcrum]

hop off beanies

[hexed hound]

embrace being bald 🔥 ✌️

[low fulcrum]

hop on touques 🤫

[spice shell]

Don't you dare touch my hair...

[hexed hound]

oh I'm coming for you

[light scroll]

i like this message

[oblique dome]

way ahead of you bud

[light scroll]

im an alpha male

[oblique dome]

beanies polo shirts and shorts top 3 items im never gonna be caught dead wearing

[low fulcrum]

what about beanies with the lil fluffy thing on top

i like beanies icl they are comfy

[oblique dome]

only if i have a mental breakdown and start my canadian arc

[crystal lynx]

WHAT S WRONG W SHORTS

[low fulcrum]

and wait SHORTS ????

hatin on shorts is CRAZY

[sudden grotto]

smoothlegs has to wear pants to keep his legs warm

[oblique dome]

1. im 5'7 and they make me look even shorter by bisecting my stupid fucked up legs

[low fulcrum]

but what if you get too hot

[sudden grotto]

pants OFF

[oblique dome]

sweatpants, pants off, or toughing through it

[sudden grotto]

No underwear either no half measures

[low fulcrum]

thugging out heat youre a mad man

[junior zenith]

The one time a dev is in their games server and its for a shitpost

[crystal lynx]

eww

[oblique dome]

2. overly casual fuck aass garment

[low fulcrum]

try hard

[sudden grotto]

i got all the devs in my pockets bro i always be talkin w them

[oblique dome]

3. i don't need to be getting in skin to skin contact with things i sit on in public thats gross asl

[low fulcrum]

weak immune system

[junior zenith]

What the hell are you telling em? Nothing good I guess.

[sudden grotto]

Yeah we're always talking shit about you

[junior zenith]

That's to be expected.

[low fulcrum]

what a bully

[junior zenith]

Nah they need to do it. Reverse psychology

[meager hemlock]

Wear shorter shorts.

[meager hemlock]

Wait sweatpants are cool but shorts aren't???

[oblique dome]

no sweatpants aren't cool either but they have a basic level of dignity to them imo

[low fulcrum]

mr paralegal high and mighty

[ornate plank]

how short

[low fulcrum]

put some damn shorts on and chill the hell out !!

[meager hemlock]

Shorts make you look like you're comfortable with yourself and aren't gonna be overheated constantly

[low fulcrum]

i got shorts on rn but its prolly too cold for em

[oblique dome]

i'm from pennsylvania it's cold enough here i don't ever feel the need to wear shorts

[meager hemlock]

Wearing pants when it's that hot out feels like wearing a longsleeve or hoodie

[low fulcrum]

im canadian man i wear shorts all the time

[meager hemlock]

Do you say jawn

[oblique dome]

yes 😭

[low fulcrum]

goated term

[meager hemlock]

[warm elbow]

😞

[low fulcrum]

do you fw shorts

[oblique dome]

pedguin prejudiced against philadelphians like usual

[spice shell]

When's oversized hoodie weather happening?

[low fulcrum]

2 weeks

[warm elbow]

i am in a call with one rn

[oblique dome]

ask him what his favorite roast pork spot is

[warm elbow]

she said she doesnt know 🤷‍♂️

[oblique dome]

😞

probably from nolibs

[ornate plank]

soon I feel the breeze

[low fulcrum]

is it ever sweater weather in cali

[spice shell]

If it rains

[low fulcrum]

thats poncho weather

rain ponchos gotta be a top 5 aura farming clothing man i feel so cool with that shit on

[meager hemlock]

I want one of those warm weather ones

Lookin like an outlaw

[low fulcrum]

youd be too damn fly

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-idkhtct-gif-11245846460528141901

[low fulcrum]

feelin like mcree

guys do i just outlaw max and get a fit like that and get a horse and ride across canada, lowkey could be the angle

[meager hemlock]

You should

[low fulcrum]

name the horse terry fox

[ornate plank]

I got one w goku on it

[low fulcrum]

top 5 most mexican fits ever

[ornate plank]

actually it’s the whole squad

[low fulcrum]

poncho with the z fighters is unimaginable aura

[ornate plank]

black and white too

[low fulcrum]

if you ever put that on they gotta kill you bro youre too damn fly

[spice shell]

wait... when did it get past midnight?

[low fulcrum]

probably like 12am

[ornate plank]

wym it’s 10:27 😛

[low fulcrum]

fake commiefornia timezone 🙄

[spice shell]

o dam u rite

[terse thicket]

its 10:27 (10:49 at the time of writing this)

[ornate plank]

west coast gng
you even better now pit of car

[spice shell]

oh come on, you don't want to be apart of middle america and... oh god why does it suck here...

[terse thicket]

why is it suck here

[spice shell]

there's a great many reasons

[terse thicket]

yeh

[ornate plank]

it’s okay you the cool part of middle America

[spice shell]

lmao that for sure isn't true

[ornate plank]

I’ll engrave it in the book of truths 🤭

[crystal lynx]

mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow mrow

yall imagine if i get a bf

[sudden grotto]

boys are icky and have cooties

[formal sphinx]

now that they officially killed destiny any news on next up at deaths door?

[sudden grotto]

Nothing at all

[formal sphinx]

cant wait for this bum ass studio to be absolved

[crystal lynx]

just u 🤕

[snow meteor]

Nothing official for now, but if the recent leaks I read are accurate, the second public test will definitely bury the game.

[formal sphinx]

im genuinley glad to hear that

[hexed hound]

elder home ass chat again 💔

[hushed ravine]

!alphaclaim

[thorny olive]

I should be asleep

🐟 but the fish says otherwise 🐟

[hexed hound]

how do people live like this honestly lol doomposting is so fucking stupid and miserable

like what for other than the fact that you're publicly announcing that you're incapable of thinking for yourself

like grow the fuck up 😭

[snow meteor]

You mean to say to write and claim that the work done on Marathon doesn’t meet any actual demand and targets no specific player profile. Was there even a market study to show that the extraction shooter genre had strong enough demand for a studio to throw millions into it? Bungie is like a child who learned to walk very early, making their parents proud so much so that they started running. But they crashed miserably, and now they can’t even stand back up on their own two feet.
The studio no longer knows how to write stories, build levels, create worlds, or craft engaging gameplay loops.

I enjoyed Bungie’s work on Destiny 1 and Destiny 2 up until Witch Queen (though to be honest, there was already smoke and a burning smell starting with Beyond Light). When Marathon was announced, I was hyped. After their successive failures, I was less so. And now, seeing them repeat the same mistakes year after year sorry for being realistic. My apologies.🙇‍♂️

[hexed hound]

the only gratification doomers like you get is the eventual fall of things which is always gonna happen so you can feel like you can be right all the time lmao I'm not even gonna

you act like doomers embody everybody my guy THIS SERVER is the target audience

I choose to be able to be wrong instead of having to shield my ego all the time being miserable for the sake of being right and not get hurt and cry like a baby after

tldr leave if you don't like it here and start liking a thing for once if that's too much to read for you

[snow meteor]

I choose to read it as: 'You're right, but I don't like it.'

[hexed hound]

no cuz it's stupid that's like banking on nihilism cuz it's a sure bet and you can forget what it means to be human

who am I to judge 🤭

[snow meteor]

😌

[hexed hound]

I kinda pity y'all

[night citrus]

Ummm
Where the avatar thingy went
It dissapearec

[oblique dome]

general motors

[midnight citrus]

I mean the guy your talking to is French so of course he’s gonna be a nihilist

[blazing karma]

Happy 15th Anniversary to Halo Reach!

I hope this game has player trading. lot like flea market but like direct player to player

[crystal lynx]

🫩

[meager hemlock]

How is everyone suddenly an expert on video game marketing and projections

[remote pond]

Social media has empowered every person to have a voice, no matter how wrong it is.

So the filter that says “maybe I’m stupid and wrong” doesn’t exist anymore.

It’s like when a plane crashes. Everyone’s now a pilot, an FAA grade engineer, and a control tower pro.

[spice shell]

I’m an expert

[blissful owl]

i’m a deer

[spice shell]

Damn, pedguin with the car react…

[midnight citrus]

I’m an expert on not being an expert

[ornate plank]

I didn’t get ran over

[blissful owl]

soon….

[ornate plank]

idk seems like your hex didn’t work 🤭

[blissful owl]

the day is still young

[ornate plank]

we will see :3

[crystal lynx]

73 hrs!!!!!

[spice shell]

What happens in 73 hours?

[remote pond]

[terse thicket]

random reminder i am still a furry

[low fulcrum]

no way dude

[spice shell]

Seriously? Huh… wonder what else I don’t know.

[somber wigeon]

Hey hey hey

[severe raptor]

That Tau is two pi?

[spice shell]

Actually….

[severe raptor]

Perhaps I've said too much?

[midnight citrus]

Yeah I can see it

[midnight citrus]

Me waiting for BL4 to suddenly appear in my game library

[crystal lynx]

homewrk

is so badd

[low fulcrum]

those who sing 💀

brick then a heart im getting mixed signals

[warm elbow]

same 🙂

[low fulcrum]

#whatdatmean

itll all work out pedguin dw

[warm elbow]

Realest one here.

[crystal lynx]

what hpnd

[low fulcrum]

shortening happened to hpnd you a genius lowkey

[low fulcrum]

those who roll 💀

[warm elbow]

bye bye bingy ❤️

got em killed

[hushed ravine]

!alphaclaim

[crystal lynx]

ew

HOMEWORK DONE YAY

[sudden grotto]

literly demon minute 3 33

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[sudden grotto]

Woah woah woah calm down now buddy

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[sudden grotto]

Sorry to hear that

[crystal lynx]

ew bye

[formal sphinx]

I mean I’m sure that’s how destiny fans feel being nickled and dimed in all of the worst ways with maybe some of the worst changes and dlcs ever lmfaoo if you think this studio deserves another chance you are crazy they could even get an alpha out without stealing art and butchering an IP from 25 years ago that the ACTUAL Bungie the REAL artists and devs worked to create

Here’s some iconic lines by Bungie executives “underdeliver instead of overdeliver” company was “overly ambitious and needed layoffs” and then layed off half the devs (some very important ones) because they wrote checks they wouldn’t be able to cash 😂😂😂😂

[barren yacht]

Surprised they never closed this discord

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟

[wise fox]

I ain't reading all that

[blazing karma]

Another major cringe post from the man himself

[gentle crane]

it got repo’d by the original artist it was stolen from, probably

[golden socket]

I hate bungie so much that I post in a discord for an unreleased game.

[hidden iron]

It’s being used for the NDA tests so of course they aren’t gonna close it

[crystal lynx]

🫩 so sleepy 😭

[ornate plank]

take a nap

[hexed hound]

nitro users keep it forever, regulars had like a 90 day duration

[hexed hound]

if you did actually read the context of said lines you wouldn't be using them against my point lmao bye

bungie player x reading 💔 ✌️

just leave gang find smth you love and stay there instead of being miserable all the time

[ornate plank]

who did you kill T-T

[hexed hound]

oh yk

[ornate plank]

I don’t actually but I would like to know

[hexed hound]

that thing you reacted to yesterday that got shoved 💀

[gentle crane]

idk it’s kinda funny seeing a company lose so much of its fans’ goodwill that its server has devolved into the majority of people doing the discord equivalent of hatewatching

[ornate plank]

wait I reacted to smth?

[hexed hound]

guys it was me

[ornate plank]

you ulted?

[hexed hound]

can't spill any more without risking 😹

[hexed hound]

yeah like, doomposting's not normal please look outside or smth lol

[ornate plank]

nah you can spill it on me

[hexed hound]

ayo.

[night sable]

Destiny the taken king released 10 years ago today

[hexed hound]

happy taken king day runners

[gentle crane]

neither is relentlessly trying to defend a dying multimillion-dollar game studio about to be cannibalized by Sony but here we are

[ornate plank]

oops 🤭🤪

[hexed hound]

another one on response #7 getting called a bungie shill put that on the notebook boys 💔

[night sable]

And then the king’s fall 10th anniv is on Thursday

[gentle crane]

nah just there’s gotta be a better way to get a playtest code than whatever this is 🤣

[hexed hound]

celebrating the day of the great taken king's death by beating the shit out of him again

[hexed hound]

what makes you think I gaf about a playtest code idc about fomo lol throw more strawmans at me 💔

[vast kestrel]

they aren't giving codes to shills, they want constructive feedback, not a bunch of yes-men playtesters

[gentle crane]

So he’s disqualified entirely. How do I get one?

[vast kestrel]

can't

had to have been in the first closed Alpha, after that it is random

[hexed hound]

idk why you're so eager making me the bad guy when I've never praised bungie once in this whole convo lol bro fighting his demons 😹 ✌️

I'll leave you to it ig idk bye

[gentle crane]

because i feel like it, mostly

[hexed hound]

for the love of the game this a real hater

I got better things to do like painting an rx-7 closeup sayonara or whatever the japanese say

[light scroll]

gm char

[blazing karma]

good morning runners

are we practicing good cardio today?

[meager hemlock]

Fuck I should be

[blazing karma]

same

[ornate plank]

what would be bad cardio

[sly jetty]

Being on discord before noon.

[spice shell]

Already jogged 3.2 miles.

And I got a massive headache because I'm getting a new roof and the hammers never stop!

[blazing karma]

I wish I could jog

that would be fun

[spice shell]

I couldn't a few months ago.

[midnight citrus]

The ride never ends headass

[spice shell]

that's exactly what it is right now lol

[midnight citrus]

“Hey man have you ever heard tool”

Butane:

Anyways, I’m just here to say Randy Pitchford needs to shut the hell up man shit

[spice shell]

Just now learning that?

[midnight citrus]

No im just making sure no one forgets it

[trim sphinx]

Im surprised this server is still active

To be honest with you all

[spice shell]

Thank you for your contributions!

[blazing karma]

what changed?

Im surprised this server is still active

[spice shell]

Motivation mostly. I spent years neglecting myself since I hated what I saw. Started working bettering myself earlier this year. Started eating better and less, started exercising more. Started walking normally then added in jogging gradually.

[blazing karma]

The most i can manage is walking

but I have an illness so I go blind if I run :(

[spice shell]

Walking is almost just as good as jogging if you do it at a decent pace.

Regardless just movement is good.

[night sable]

Taken king campaign rerun on heroic today

[blazing karma]

I walk 10k steps a day

[spice shell]

Then you’re doing good!

[blazing karma]

lol my metabolism is fried then cuz i still feel like crap

and i dont lose weight

also butane can you lift the 15 second slow mode? I dont think we’re getting brigaded anytime soon. if you cant maybe just lower it to 10 secs?

[spice shell]

I have no power over that lol

[blazing karma]

This Just In: Butane is Self-Admitted Puppet Mod

are there castes of ninjas? like can I speak to the manager about this?

[spice shell]

ok, Karen

[crystal lynx]

48 HRS AND 23 MINS!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAA

[blazing karma]

until?

[thorny olive]

dawn

[crystal lynx]

48 hrs again

[crystal lynx]

1 sec

[thorny olive]

🐟

Clearly NuCaloric doesn't own a Air Fryer

[wise fox]

Where we all going when this falls through?

[light scroll]

sophtopia but only the guys i like

[terse thicket]

im gonna kill you

[terse thicket]

does that mean me

[thorny olive]

hdhdhdh

[ember prawn]

Destiny, I suppose.

It's best not to speculate.

[sudden grotto]

@low fulcrum

[midnight citrus]

Nah, not me

[crystal lynx]

44 hrs and 17 mins 😃 😃

[low fulcrum]

until what

[spice shell]

We’ll never know at this rate.

[low fulcrum]

😨 the end of the world

[spice shell]

orzi over here keeping us in suspense

[sudden grotto]

@compact violet foot reveal

[compact violet]

u wish

[blazing karma]

MIDASEK RISE UP

[low fulcrum]

NO

[blazing karma]

SEKIDA RISE UP

[low fulcrum]

stay down

[blazing karma]

CICADA RISE UP

[ornate plank]

woahhhh

[low fulcrum]

traxus stay on top 💪

[ornate plank]

erm no

[low fulcrum]

broke ass mida and sekgen in here smell like broke

[blazing karma]

TRAXUESC PLEASE DIE

[low fulcrum]

we gone mine out mars until its a husk

[blazing karma]

NUCALORIC… KEEP FEEDING ME

[low fulcrum]

nucal stay irrelavalent

[blazing karma]

ARACHNE DO WHATEVER YOU GUYS DO

[low fulcrum]

arachne FUCK YOU

[blazing karma]

CYBERACME? MORE LIKE CYBERACNE

[low fulcrum]

trvthnvke !! 🚨

[blazing karma]

ONI? THATS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH?

[low fulcrum]

the office of naval intelligence??

[blazing karma]

VULCANT

CUZ THEY CANT

[low fulcrum]

nope!!

[blazing karma]

TRAXSCUM

UESCUM

[low fulcrum]

traxus goated we got tringus you guys just got lame mars

[ornate plank]

[blazing karma]

MIDA WITHOUT THE S BECAUSE ALL WE TOUCH BECOMES GILDED NOT GOLD

[low fulcrum]

brandon youre not mida youre too cool

[blazing karma]

TRAX TRAX TRAX REVOLUTION

[low fulcrum]

Terra seems cool but shes mida so like.... its 50/50

[ornate plank]

2007 remastered

[blazing karma]

CLIMB THE ANTIREV

ANTIREAL SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO THE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION FOR CAUSING THE LOSS OF SO MANY SHORT TERM QUARTERLY GAINS

[blazing karma]

—A Traxus rep said that

MIDA SUPPORTS the ANTIREAL ANTIREV JOIN

[low fulcrum]

we dont claim them

[ornate plank]

mf you dont claim anyone

[low fulcrum]

if they not cool we dont claim them

[blazing karma]

MIDA DOESNT CLAIM PEOPLE WE SHARE THEM

[low fulcrum]

theres a handful of traxus people i claim

[low fulcrum]

what abt those 10% you slimed day one? you claimed their lives

[blazing karma]

TRAX WANTS TO CLAIM ALL WIN ALL OWN ALL TRAX TRAX TRAX SHARE WITH THEM SOME LEAD

[low fulcrum]

we already own all we're the bomb dot com

[ornate plank]

ed*

[low fulcrum]

ed edd and eddie?

bomb dot ed 😭 waht does this mean

OHHH WERE THE BOMBED DOT COM

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟 🐟

[warm elbow]

😨

[blazing karma]

MIDA NOT MIDAS BECAUSE WE TOOK THE S

*S— Sulphur

Atomic number: 16
Atomic mass: 32.06 u
Type: Polyatomic nonmetal*

AND MADE BULLETS “its brain food for the trax elite!”

[low fulcrum]

🤓

[blazing karma]

ALL GOLD WE TOUCH TURNS TO POWDER

[midnight citrus]

True 💯

[blazing karma]

Marathon

[low fulcrum]

yo pedguin

[crystal lynx]

😭 its not crazy

[spice shell]

I... never said it was?

[crystal lynx]

NVM IT IS

[low fulcrum]

what is it

[crystal lynx]

no bc theres no suspense only for me

[spice shell]

I'm so lost right now

[low fulcrum]

🗺️ here you go

[warm elbow]

i was thinkin the same thing

[low fulcrum]

helpful fellas think alike

[compact violet]

+2 that's actually funny

[low fulcrum]

thats a +2 i sahre with dedguin

[crystal lynx]

im manifesting but wait i actly have to say it here to manifest it 😭

[terse thicket]

Butane I have new profile picture is it fire

[spice shell]

Is that a shark in a scarf?

[light scroll]

is it a date

[terse thicket]

Yes

[spice shell]

I love it!

[low fulcrum]

i thought it was a leash

[terse thicket]

No

[spice shell]

you would

[low fulcrum]

whats that supposed to mean

[terse thicket]

You know what it’s supposed to mean

[low fulcrum]

i know nothing 😛

[ornate plank]

we know

[low fulcrum]

just say you hate me

[ornate plank]

hold on im eating flan

[compact violet]

I want some

[spice shell]

you hate me

[low fulcrum]

yep 🙂

[ornate plank]

here

[low fulcrum]

what is flan it sounds like a grain thing like oatmeal

[compact violet]

bro...

[low fulcrum]

like bran

[compact violet]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flan_(pie)

[low fulcrum]

that looks #yummers

[terse thicket]

Raisin Bran? You freak

[low fulcrum]

i dont eat it

i eat real man cereals like krave and reese puffs

[compact violet]

krave..??

[low fulcrum]

the goat of cereals

[compact violet]

if I was a fine woman and saw krave at yo house id immediately turn away

[reef inlet]

final fantasy monster

[low fulcrum]

good thing im gay !!

[compact violet]

true wait that analogy didn't even work

[low fulcrum]

yeah hot dudes love krave

[compact violet]

I used to eat it a lot but I eat grown up cereal

[low fulcrum]

im sure pedguin fw krave

[terse thicket]

Ok

[compact violet]

he makes cherry pies instead of a krave

[light scroll]

i dont eat cereal i eat oatmeal

[ornate plank]

fyre

[terse thicket]

Bingus are you also a furry?

[low fulcrum]

🍅

[compact violet]

oatmeal w eggs

[ornate plank]

i dont eat

[low fulcrum]

bringing back this bit #celticsshaq

[terse thicket]

What other bits can we bring back in September

[compact violet]

Tomato bit is over that's may era

[light scroll]

no i eat oatmeal with bagel every morning

[low fulcrum]

neeyth is 14 and white

[ornate plank]

what kind of bagel

[compact violet]

WE CANNOT BRING BACK THIS BIT THIS WENT ON 2+ MONTHS !!

[light scroll]

identical portion every time

[low fulcrum]

😈

[compact violet]

though that's prime neeyth so

[light scroll]

whatever kind i have avail, store doesnt always have blueberry/grain in stock so usually plain

[low fulcrum]

i go to tim hortons and get a medium hot chocolate and farmers breakfast sandwich

[compact violet]

Bagel w cream cheese ! ✌️

[terse thicket]

We already did this

[compact violet]

nuthin beats a bagel w cream cheese

[ornate plank]

i dont eat bagels often but cinnamon/blueberry is my go to

[low fulcrum]

bacon n edds

[compact violet]

Or a hot Anne Ann's pretzel

[low fulcrum]

for breakfast? #realeater

[low fulcrum]

i cant think of any bits besdides neeyth ones, also i didnt read that bring it back

[light scroll]

arfarfffwruffwoofwoof^w^

[compact violet]

well I think I'm the one with the most bits unfortunately get ur own material!!

bad timing of those words I had to delete that actually mb

[warm elbow]

💀

[low fulcrum]

theres no good bits i can remember #washed

[spice shell]

I saw that

[terse thicket]

What did she say

[compact violet]

I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW BAD IT LOOKS 😭

[low fulcrum]

neeyth it was a banger, just like all neeyth bangers it no longer exists

[terse thicket]

Neeyth what did you say

[low fulcrum]

dont tell him

[compact violet]

I'm not telling u #bethereorbe ⬜

[low fulcrum]

yo pedguin

[terse thicket]

I will google it

[low fulcrum]

whats up

[compact violet]

the day penguin uses a non discord whumpus pfp is the day I die

[terse thicket]

I googled it

[compact violet]

#cheating

[terse thicket]

No I googled it

[low fulcrum]

no you didnt i ahte you get out of my head

@terse thicket yo

I LOOKED IN GENERAL WHAT DAT SAY

[warm elbow]

lmao

[low fulcrum]

neeyth just say you hate me ive missed two messages now

[compact violet]

All my accidental political jokes r usually bangers but I gotta delete em

[low fulcrum]

what was the one you said earlier in general

[compact violet]

I didn't delete anything in gen

[terse thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338608661651652650/1417323614432137236/image.png?ex=68ca10fa&is=68c8bf7a&hm=eb151ed6e2b01dfa899f3df2247b8a38f464665faf147c0fff1c5f9a106079f6&

[low fulcrum]

ok

[compact violet]

At least I don't remember

[terse thicket]

i told you i googled it

[light scroll]

carpit can we be oomfs

[ornate plank]

that was funny

[compact violet]

WTF LMAO

[light scroll]

why did u ping me in gen chat carpit

[terse thicket]

i already said yes

[light scroll]

no fucking way

[low fulcrum]

carpit can we be pals

[compact violet]

maybe with a pen

[low fulcrum]

maybe

pedguin can we be pals

[ornate plank]

you scary

[low fulcrum]

no im nottttt

[compact violet]

bingus is the most friendliest person #glaze

[terse thicket]

I told you I googled it

[low fulcrum]

going to bed at 940 get yo ass back here

[compact violet]

goodnight my reactionary penguin from Alaska

[terse thicket]

it's 6:40

[low fulcrum]

no its not dont lie

[terse thicket]

yeah sorry its 6:41 now

[compact violet]

buddy lives in cali

[terse thicket]

No I live in Bungie Headquarters

[low fulcrum]

carpit give me your adress so i can know if neeyths right

[compact violet]

Cali people be like wow that was a good lunch and we're all asleep #followformorebangers

[ornate plank]

true that

[terse thicket]

550 106th Ave NE, Bellevue, WA 98004

[compact violet]

It's unfortunate life tends to trap the funniest people in California or Nevada or Florida

[low fulcrum]

nevada?