new-noise

[light hawk]

we ready for next week boys?

[hexed hound]

they already announced a full texture audit and are doing NDA playtests rn

antireal also hinted at resolutions with bungie but with no announcement yet so it's safe to assume the issue's in-house now

[delicate dawn]

Anyone know how you sign up for the new playtest? Sorry if I missed it somewhere

[hexed hound]

forbes victim #39484726 💀

[compact violet]

u cant

[delicate dawn]

Ty

[hexed hound]

playtest pool's from the original alpha playtest people so nobody new's getting in and even then you'll only get in via bungie's invite mail

they need technical feedback not more new impressions

[cursive oriole]

judging that its also treated as more of a research playtest
you probably also gonna have to do one on one interviews with someone from the team every week i reckon

[compact violet]

ew like a job 💔

[cursive oriole]

real

[thorny olive]

Get your money up, not your funny up

[compact violet]

I was gonna say get back to stocking but you prolly off today 🙄🙄

[thorny olive]

Sorta, I leave at 4 and im off tomorrow
Nice try tho

[compact violet]

damn it I'll get it next time

[thorny olive]

🐟

[crystal lynx]

guys should i play the hollow night game

also me and my friend want to so bad but were gona get kidnapped or smthng 😭😭

[compact violet]

If you like metroidvainas yeah

[midnight citrus]

I can’t believe that made Metroid from hit game Metroid a woman

[oblique dome]

who up noising it newly

[crystal lynx]

it is hard

[compact violet]

yeah that's the reason why it's good

[crystal lynx]

ew

[spice shell]

y cant metroid crawl?

[west stone]

Is it still not possible to play this game

[spice shell]

Not right now

[hardy mountain]

ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD

[reef inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zM5WvbjKx0

[midnight citrus]

Idk, don’t got time to ponder since I’m moving stuff

[light scroll]

awawa

[oblique dome]

absolute bullshittin on the 'cord today

[severe raptor]

I have yet to seen any mecha armor vehicle crawl smoothly.

[spice shell]

That's what I thought

[severe raptor]

How are you? How goes your Saturday?

[spice shell]

I'm alright. Just chilling now. Probably watch some football with my dad in a bit. You?

[severe raptor]

Monster 420 and coding 😂

[spice shell]

lol nice

[severe raptor]

Outside a bit overcast, but I'm in the zone to program some Rust code.

[spice shell]

Yeah, it's been cloudy here since last Monday, so it's kind of depressing at this point.

[surreal stirrup]

Question

[severe raptor]

I suspect the wildfires that's happening lately 🙁

[surreal stirrup]

How can I apply for the beta?

[neat bramble]

you can't

if you didnt get in the first time you are just screwed

[severe raptor]

I can always wait. 🤷‍♂️

forever crawling towards infinity...

[compact violet]

infinity like halo from halo studios or marathon infinity from Bungie.inc

[neat bramble]

was halo infinity even good?

[compact violet]

yes.

[severe raptor]

til Backspace deletes a letter, but Ctrl + Backspace deletes the word...

[crystal lynx]

what do u call a lil goblin baby

[severe raptor]

Adorable?

[onyx geyser]

It's great tech

[severe raptor]

Just wish I learn it sooner 😆

[wise fox]

listen to the words of

[oblique dome]

have u found any ribbits today

[crystal lynx]

what do u call a lil baby ogre

[meager hemlock]

Dissociation station....

[wise fox]

i have, they were in bull form

[crystal lynx]

THERES A ELF COMING FOR U WATCH OUT

[meager hemlock]

That's my kitty :)

[low fulcrum]

THERES AN ELF ASSASSIN BEHIND YOU WATCH OUT

[meager hemlock]

She's from hell and I love her

[meager hemlock]

I'm in bed >:(

[low fulcrum]

OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW AHHHHHHHHH

[meager hemlock]

Then I'm okay I've got a gun if they try to break in

[low fulcrum]

gulp

[meager hemlock]

I feel like we have very different experiences from dissociating like I'm fuckin vibing I'm just not fully here

[crystal lynx]

ELF ELF ELF AAAAAAA

[meager hemlock]

Not like I'm paranoid or smth I'm not high

[low fulcrum]

im associated rn

[compact violet]

With who

[low fulcrum]

i wasnt trying to make you high n scared lol thers just lowkey an elf assassin on the loose

[meager hemlock]

Well they're a bad assassin if they don't have a clear target

[low fulcrum]

they just a cool murderer i think

[spice shell]

Roll for initiative

[low fulcrum]

with you 🙂

[meager hemlock]

Fair I like elves

[meager hemlock]

I have a plus 9 billion to my initiative cause I'm cool like that

[crystal lynx]

🤏 ELF AAAAAAAAAA

[compact violet]

I setted you up to say "the press" you HAD ONE JOB!!

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/math-numbers-confused-when-he-say-hes-straight-what-gif-7675506

[meager hemlock]

[low fulcrum]

theres no way you wanted an associated press joke bruh

[compact violet]

yes I did !

[spice shell]

I need a nap

[low fulcrum]

🛏️

have some rest fellow you deserve it

[crystal lynx]

elfs r only like 1 leg tall 🤏

[low fulcrum]

r u an elf

[meager hemlock]

What size leg

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[peak jacinth]

[warm elbow]

😦

[low fulcrum]

im sorry i lashed out i love you pegduin

[warm pollen]

Hello? O.o

[low fulcrum]

hello

[digital musk]

How do I get in these closed alpha tests?? Close to 3k hrs in destiny 2 and realllllllyyyyyy want marathon to release and be a success. PUT ME IN COACH

[low fulcrum]

you cant anymore

[ivory pendant]

@short hearth how was marathon ?

[crystal lynx]

how do u go to an abandon building w out getting kidnapped

[low fulcrum]

bring a weapon

[meager hemlock]

bring friends, go during the day, pepper spray/gun

[low fulcrum]

not during the day cause ghosts are sleeping

[meager hemlock]

depends on why you're going to an abandoned building

[low fulcrum]

she wants to see ghosts

ghosts overrated lowkey they dont do shit

[compact violet]

What if the ghost of jealousy gets u

[low fulcrum]

the house im working at rn is haunted and the ghost just makes noises sometimes

like its walking around upstairs

[crystal lynx]

we cant go at day bc ya we wana see ghosts

[meager hemlock]

ah yeah bring friends and let people who aren't with you know where you're going

[ornate plank]

sorry didn’t mean to jump that hard

[low fulcrum]

practising dunks or smth?

[ornate plank]

may be 5’3 but I got them hops (i absolutely do not)

[midnight citrus]

Your cooked 💯

[low fulcrum]

i believe in you

[obtuse mica]

How do I sign up to play test this game that looks sick? Or has that ship already sailed? 🙁

[low fulcrum]

ships sailed

[midnight citrus]

Oh hey I recognize that tag

[ornate plank]

always in my heart

[midnight citrus]

Also Hawlucha mega evolution

[low fulcrum]

are you hawluchas mega evolution

[ornate plank]

you’ve seen me 😭
that’s for you to tell me

[midnight citrus]

Gotta be racially motivated

[low fulcrum]

youre as cute as a pokemon so id say so

[ornate plank]

I’ll give you a refresher 😏

[compact violet]

I just looked it up💔

[low fulcrum]

👀

[midnight citrus]

Me rolling around in my bed talking to my fiancé

[ornate plank]

okay idk anymore 😭

[low fulcrum]

dont think honey you might hurt yourself ❤️

[ornate plank]

sometime this week I promise

[true verge]

can we do an open beta 🙁

[meager hemlock]

We'll get one when we get one!!

[gilded snow]

The bungle

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/assemble-gif-17020835774926139428

[midnight citrus]

You guys think I should buy NMS?

[terse thicket]

why did you change your profile picture

[naive mantle]

Is access to join the beta gone?

[rotund flower]

LET ME INNNN

[light scroll]

good game but not for everyone

[weary pawn]

Has anyone received their code for the alpha?

Or are we still waiting

[bright wolf]

rey mysterio

[weary pawn]

Perhaps we’re still waiting

[lethal gust]

.

[weary pawn]

It might be over actually

It’s so over

[tame tree]

Hello guys, is there any other way to get the code for alpha testing?

[silk imp]

Not that I know of

[full sinew]

I agree with perseophone, its on sale atm tho and i think for the price it is atm it is so worth it especially with the new update they released

[neon vault]

Any news on the game? I’ve been out the loop for some time now

[tawdry falcon]

nothing much recently - monthly closed playtests, more news in the fall (hopefully soon?)

[vast kestrel]

Depends on what type of game you like

NMS is extremely diverse though, there’s tons to do. I recommend it

[midnight citrus]

I mean I’ve been playing abiotic factor and I got like 80 hours in it

[vast kestrel]

I’m not very familiar with that game

[midnight citrus]

Survival crafter base manager game

[compact violet]

Minecraft

[low fulcrum]

fortnite

[compact violet]

no way u spawn from Minecraft

[low fulcrum]

i was always here....lurking... watching... waiting

[oblique dome]

fornite shattle ass 😴 😴

[compact violet]

am I tweaking or did someone send a message in like 0.45 seconds (nvm my discord loaded)

[low fulcrum]

what does dis mean 🤔

[compact violet]

wait bingus I got a question, an Inquiry if one supposes

[thorny olive]

GOOD MORNING NIGHT CITY

[compact violet]

it's 7pm

[thorny olive]

I woke up

[compact violet]

good morning i guess ugh 🙄🙄

[low fulcrum]

oh shit mb what is yo inquiery

[compact violet]

Do you fw bad meets evil

[low fulcrum]

like as a concept or narrative plot point

[compact violet]

the ....rap ....duo 😭😭😭😭

[low fulcrum]

no who tf is that

damn i feel so white i have no idea who that is 💔

[compact violet]

It's Eminem+ Royce da 5"9 come on Bru 💔💔

[low fulcrum]

who tf is royce da 5 9

i wonder how tall he is 🤔

[compact violet]

If you listened to kamikaze you'd know his voice

[low fulcrum]

i havent cause i dont really listen to much eminem

those who ryan

[compact violet]

crazy but that's bc I kinda grew on his music

do y at least fw panic! At the disco ugh

[low fulcrum]

i grew up on like wutang and rnb n stuff

[low fulcrum]

i think i know one or two of their songs

[compact violet]

me too I only listen to like 5 of his songs

[low fulcrum]

i thought it was a group

[compact violet]

it is but Lowkey I be forgetting that it is

[low fulcrum]

oh wait they made high hopes nvm that song SUCKS

[compact violet]

....yeah that songs SUCKS man...😅😅😅😅

[low fulcrum]

the celtics shaq of millenial stomp clap

[compact violet]

ok man I kinda fw co-worker music I'm not sorry

[low fulcrum]

makes sense

[compact violet]

listen I love my rnb folk and all the people I grew up on

but come on

you at LEAST popped yo head to imagine dragons 😂✌️ we ALL was listening to thunder

[low fulcrum]

yeah in 2017 when it came out

[compact violet]

yeah and it still lwk rocks

[low fulcrum]

dude my music taste back then was so bad its tragic

[compact violet]

ugh ok I'll say I like Kendrick n ken carson and osamason or something

[compact violet]

I unironically listened to gaming nerdcore songs so whatever ur taste was don't compare to fandom songs (unless u fw that too)

[low fulcrum]

it was that 😭 nerdout and shit

[compact violet]

#notsorry I actually backup my claim when I say I like nearly anything 😂✌️ (genre)

[low fulcrum]

my shit was like just cringe internet rap like shotgun willy and nerdout and other bs

[compact violet]

not sad to admit that high hopes by panic at the disco lifts me up

[low fulcrum]

what ever floatst your boat i suppose

[compact violet]

Holyyy is shotgun willy the 1 shots 2 shots 3 shot 4 shot (I can't say the actual word) guy

[oblique dome]

finally, a rapper named Medium instead of Big or Lil

[low fulcrum]

hop off big L and lil B

[compact violet]

nvm he's the cheat codes for toes guy

this guy sucks I only liked that breakfast in heaven song

[low fulcrum]

i dont listen to that JUNK anymore ive been saved

[compact violet]

yeah u listen to idk you listen to a lot every day I see ur status say ur listening to a different artist every 3 mins

[oblique dome]

bro if your gonna stan imagine dragons at least pick one of their songs that's actually ok 🥀

[low fulcrum]

like believer ✌️

[compact violet]

natural or believer

or radioactive that's heat c'mon

[low fulcrum]

the only imagine dragons song i listen to is enemy cause of JID

[compact violet]

I don't like sucker for pain it makes me laugh to much

[oblique dome]

radioactive corny asl but we were all cranking that back in 2013

[low fulcrum]

omg memory unlocked i remember when this kid went up and sang that song infront of the whole school at a talent show but he didnt have the music behind him so it was just his vocals in a gym full of elementary kids

now that i think about it thats kinda beast mode

[compact violet]

I listen to omg by akon do u fw this

[compact violet]

LMAOOOO

[vast kestrel]

You’ll probably like NMS then

[low fulcrum]

its call no mans sky because no one is there cause it SUCKS

[compact violet]

ok not even I agree w that

[oblique dome]

i just had a stroke from reading that but i still respect it

[low fulcrum]

i cant get into because its too open ended

[vast kestrel]

But the survival aspect does not last long, it quickly becomes a inventory management rather than survival

[vast kestrel]

It’s literally designed to do whatever you want and explore

[low fulcrum]

i need linear gameplay that holds my hand until near the end

[vast kestrel]

There are quests to follow though so I don’t understand

[low fulcrum]

yeah but i dont know what i want cause idk what to do or what you can do

[spice shell]

Oblivion remaster

[vast kestrel]

I mean what do you want to do in a space game

[low fulcrum]

😴 elder scrolls

[spice shell]

wow…

[low fulcrum]

kill other people and steal their shit probably

[oblique dome]

i have like 6 hours in ovlivion ong

[spice shell]

I need to play through the remaster.

Started, but kept remaking the character then dropped since its performance was meh. Heard that got fixed.

[oblique dome]

it's called elite dangerous cus the devs are incompetent

[low fulcrum]

i got to the assassin guild thing or something where i had to steal some shit from somwhere and the dude never came back and it didnt tell me where to go

dark brother hood was fun

[vast kestrel]

You can be a space pirate

[oblique dome]

elite still not having ship interiors in the big 25 is lethal 🥀

[low fulcrum]

like pvp 👀 cause pve pirating is BORING

[vast kestrel]

I mean you can enable pvp but it’s hard to find people. The universe is too big

[low fulcrum]

bruh

[compact violet]

I saw eder scrolls time to hate

[low fulcrum]

bethesda games are poopie !

[compact violet]

I've been hating to much here I need to joybait

[spice shell]

Bingus trying to trigger me…

[low fulcrum]

i just dont like open ended games cause im dumb i just want a hard questline that i can follow and brain off play

like WoW and uhhh idk i just like pvp at then end of a grind

[shut idol]

I just wanna play the game

[low fulcrum]

you cant anymore

[shut idol]

😔

[midnight citrus]

I’ll think on it, might get it, might not. Don’t wanna overload myself with survival crafters

[severe raptor]

-# ||TRIGGERED||

[severe raptor]

Me too, me too...

[jovial spoke]

what IF marathon never releases?

[vast kestrel]

It’s more of an exploration crater not much survival unless you seek it out

[compact violet]

good!!!!

[midnight citrus]

Ngl I forgot how much fun BF1 is 💀

[compact violet]

I'm glad u remember because it's better than bf6 ✌️😂

[midnight citrus]

Nah BF6’s beta was pretty good ngl

[severe raptor]

I've forgotten Bad Company. 🙁

[midnight citrus]

Haven’t played it unfortunately

[spice shell]

Bad Company 2 Rush is Goated

Tailored made maps for the mode is just excellent.

[midnight citrus]

I just need them fuckers over at Dice to make closed weapons the basic mode and open weapons its own playlist

[opal whale]

No Man's Sky > Starfield

But then again even a polished turd > Starfield

[compact violet]

the most coldest take ever

[low fulcrum]

guys i think playing no man sky is better than death

[compact violet]

though Star field has some crazy ass item textures though like why do the sandwiches look so delicious.... 🤤🤤🤤

[compact violet]

No like seriously the texture work of the items and the textured of the world is actually genuinely insanely photogenic not photorealistic (sometimes) but genic hell yeah

But the gameplay feels like fallout 3 is the issue

[low fulcrum]

still a bethesda game so its poopie!!

eating kd striaght outta the pot like a fuckin beast

[compact violet]

oh my God I just gave Bethesda praise after hating on them so much in this server

#newleaf

[low fulcrum]

neeyth do you fw kd

[midnight citrus]

Dudes stating the obvious

[compact violet]

What's kd

[low fulcrum]

kraft dinner, not kevin durant

[compact violet]

yeah I mean kraft was clutch for me so yea

[low fulcrum]

hot take this shits better than instant ramen

[compact violet]

well depends what brand ur comparing it to like is it better than maruchan and top Romen hell yeah

[low fulcrum]

hotter take their all the same

[compact violet]

no they're not bro

[low fulcrum]

but differnt kds are diff like velveeta vs kraft or like auntie annes or what ever it is

[compact violet]

AUNTIE ANNNES!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

preh zels

[low fulcrum]

fuck mb i mean annies mac n cheese not auntie annes

[compact violet]

vruh

Ain't no one eating ts✌️😂 (idk what this brand is)

[low fulcrum]

ive had it a few times its ok

kraft still the goat tho like everyone calls its kd even if its velveeta

[midnight citrus]

Yall fuck with hamburger helper?

[compact violet]

HELL YEAH!!

[low fulcrum]

yuh but not crazy hard

[compact violet]

why we all agreeable rn #joycore ✌️😂

[low fulcrum]

joycore sounds like joker.... y so serius

[compact violet]

-1 laughable

[low fulcrum]

no laughable

[compact violet]

why do u hate that

[low fulcrum]

idk its like ironic cringe but its legit cringe

[compact violet]

Yeah it comes from TikTok it's a ironic meme thing

so it's doing its job!!

[low fulcrum]

yeah but like idk it just gets me cause it seems like something a hazbin hotel fan would legit say

[compact violet]

andddd just like that I'm stopping

[severe raptor]

fn main() {
  println!("Hello world!");
}

[low fulcrum]

🤓 whats up

[compact violet]

fn fein fein fein omg

[low fulcrum]

fn fortnite, also a different meaning

[severe raptor]

imagine getting a bit scary with that line...

#[tokio::main]
async fn main() -> Result<(), std::io::Error> {
  unsafe {
    std::cout << "Hello world!" << std::endl;
  }
}

[low fulcrum]

what does this mean i go outside and do physical activity

[severe raptor]

boilerplate that lets you run a program on multi-thread os that prints "Hello world" in your console.

[sage dust]

public class Main() {
   public static void main(String[] args) {
     System.Out.println!("Worm will make me god");
 }
}

[low fulcrum]

what is a boilerplate

[compact violet]

like a cooking thing

[severe raptor]

Ah yes, Java developer....

[midnight citrus]

Nah fuck you, I hate you

[low fulcrum]

neeyth their having a nerd convo im scared

[compact violet]

I don't understand it either

[midnight citrus]

The most basic response you should say to anyone in a position of power, a boilerplate response

[sage dust]

I’m not a dev anymore I switched to sys admin and cybersecurity

[compact violet]

so ur like uesc or something

[low fulcrum]

hmmmmmm so like nothing burger type shit

[severe raptor]

#! /usr/bin/env bash
👻

[midnight citrus]

Yeah pretty much. It’s basically just “hey why aren’t you working?”

“Sorry sir I’ll get on it sir” even tho your done with whatever you where doing

[severe raptor]

I wanted to say Sheboo, but it doesn't rhymns with shebang. 🙁

[low fulcrum]

horse feeding type shit

[midnight citrus]

I’m finna throw a brick through my friends window

[low fulcrum]

y

[compact violet]

That's iiegal

[spice shell]

Don’t do that!

[midnight citrus]

Why not

[severe raptor]

Literally goes around the corner to doomscroll through social media again...

[low fulcrum]

cause its breaking the freaking law! and itll cost them money to fix the window

[midnight citrus]

Type shit I’d be doing if I was employed

[low fulcrum]

youre just like neeyth fr

[severe raptor]

Man, it's rude to compare people. You probably don't know their full backstory.

[midnight citrus]

Except I don’t copy and paste tweets into discord bro

[compact violet]

since when have I ever did that

[low fulcrum]

i know neeyths backstory thank you kindly, hes my twinnem fr

[oblique dome]

pluto tweakin 24/7 dw bout it

[spice shell]

He’s posted over 40,000 times, we know a about him (this is a joke)

[low fulcrum]

i know EVERYTHINg about him fr

[severe raptor]

Butane knows "A" about him! 😲

[midnight citrus]

40K 💯

[spice shell]

I can’t type the last two days to save my life

[low fulcrum]

happens to the best of us

[sage dust]

color a
dir/s

[compact violet]

I can't type since Thursday

[severe raptor]

Have you try one of those typing test before? Like monkeytype for example?

[low fulcrum]

ermmmm you just typed that fine 👆 #smartphOWNED

[spice shell]

Like the speed and accuracy test?

[severe raptor]

yeah, trying it out

[low fulcrum]

imma do it and tell you guys my speed

[spice shell]

Yeah, been several years though. And I’m on my phone right now… and my mech keyboard is broken…

[sage dust]

Typeracer is my favorite, you can go up against other people

[low fulcrum]

holy FUCK 95wpm at 96% accuracy im a fuckin god

[midnight citrus]

Oh yeah, they got an entire skill tree dedicated to the wolf companion in ghost of yotei

[compact violet]

What on earth are you even talking about right now, I can't even type coherently. Im quite substandard to typing actually. ✌️😂

[low fulcrum]

-paws at you- arf arf

[midnight citrus]

Damn how did it break?

[severe raptor]

Oh? We can't post pics? 110 wpm / 97% acc

[compact violet]

Perfect for a sigma like me....

[low fulcrum]

nerd

[spice shell]

The usb c connector detached. Just got to open it up and fix it. Not a big deal, just haven’t had time.

[low fulcrum]

did better than me= nerd did worse than me = lock in

[severe raptor]

I had typing class before.

[spice shell]

Mario taught me

[low fulcrum]

i had league of legends toxicity to help me

[compact violet]

Mario teaches typing holy ref

[severe raptor]

I'm on my laptop atm, and could type faster on my computer.
but yeah ssh into my desktop seems lazy atm.

[low fulcrum]

im getting out classed rn this is unreal

[compact violet]

Tournament

[midnight citrus]

Shit at least it’s an easy fix

[severe raptor]

Unreal Tournament 1994 was mind changing back then. Running on Sega Dreamcast nonetheless.

[low fulcrum]

unc talking about the 90s how were the dinosaurs old man

[compact violet]

broadband Sega Dreamcast with the Sega Dreamcast keyboard and mouse insane drops

[sage dust]

I’ve gotten soft in my wpm I don’t type as much daily as I used to

[severe raptor]

You could have LCD Cartiage for storage, that you could just plug into your controller instead of the console interface....

[opal whale]

Captain Obvious, reporting for duty 🫡

[severe raptor]

Best I can do is 120 wpm w/ 97% acc on mbp m3 pro

[compact violet]

m3 pro is that an apple computer chip

[severe raptor]

Yes

[low fulcrum]

what the helly youre including your computer specs in you wpm this got levels to this shit i didnt even know exisited

[sage dust]

Ngl I think my highest WPM I ever hit was on a Logitech g810 keyboard

No matter how crappy and clicky those keys were

Still had a good response time

[midnight citrus]

Minmaxxing how much money they spend on the rig

[severe raptor]

I haven't include my gaming computer specs 🤓 ||(It runs on linux)||

[low fulcrum]

ewww ewww ewww get away ewwww linux user ewwww

[midnight citrus]

Oh what the fuck, they gave us the Tesla tower in HD2 for 24 hours

[compact violet]

oh my God Linux user 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[drowsy forge]

🚀🚀🚀

[low fulcrum]

clash royale reference? you got the evo too?

[compact violet]

Why is Elon musk in hd2 wthelly y'all got cyber trucks

[sage dust]

Usually wpm builds have to do with custom keyboards not the full on device being used but yk 😂

[severe raptor]

if I was using a different keyboard or computer, I'd say that so. However, mbp keyboard isn't interchangeable. 🤷‍♂️

[midnight citrus]

This is the whitest thing I’ve seen and Neeyth in here

[sage dust]

Yeah I’m well aware, I’m surprised you hit peak wpm on a MacBook Pro tho

[severe raptor]

RIP Trevor Moore...

[low fulcrum]

YOURE A 40K FAN YOU CANT TALK!!?>???

[compact violet]

Truthnule

[midnight citrus]

Yeah I can, it’s why I have a mouth

[severe raptor]

low keyboard interface seems solid than cherry mx red mix. Considering it's a laptop keyboard, I could type it in various of situation.

[low fulcrum]

nuh uh dude youre not using your mouth to type (i hope)

[midnight citrus]

You’d be surprised

[severe raptor]

How will they shout war cry?

[low fulcrum]

what that mouth do: 95wpm

[sage dust]

I recently switched to a 75% keyboard and I still can’t get adjusted to not having a num pad lol I could never go lower

[midnight citrus]

Exactly

[severe raptor]

I gotta have my function keys. anything less than 90% hurts my workflow productivity. I could do tenkeyless (Minus numpad), but gotta have my fn keys out and visible.

[midnight citrus]

Speaking of war cry’s, I should really work on one for my homebrew space marines

[sage dust]

I’d like to thank my wpm counts on my obsession with guitar hero when I was younger

[severe raptor]

TTFAF on 500% hyperspeed cheats let's goooo

Gotta smash those buttons at start before you riff the solo!

[midnight citrus]

Dude definitely does numbers on Fortnite festival

[spice shell]

Same.

But I data crunch for job, so I need it.

[sage dust]

Yeah fortunately my work keyboard is a 100% or I’d be right there with you, I only use my 75 for gaming

[midnight citrus]

Which data has the best crunch?

[severe raptor]

Keep those macro secret with you then,
I'll optimize my assembly code my own way! 😂

Did you know that if you run man man in the console, your computer will mansplain you what man means.

[spice shell]

Great… last thing I need is my own computer to mansplain things to me.

[spice shell]

Ones that lead to wild outliers in ensemble forecasting.

[midnight citrus]

Fair enough

[oblique dome]

im tweaking the fuck out dudes i posted my Abelard mini on reddit and the voice actor saw it and asked if he could share on his socials

https://www.reddit.com/r/RogueTraderCRPG/s/n5i5pBUay4

[meager hemlock]

HUGE

[low fulcrum]

BEAST MODEEE

[oblique dome]

and the voice actor is none other than fucking ian russell aka Locke Payday

[low fulcrum]

WHAT

[oblique dome]

WHO I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE MET HIM

[low fulcrum]

DUDE THATS FUCKING AWESOME

[oblique dome]

small fucking world lmao

[spice shell]

Hell yeah! Mini looks awesome too

[compact violet]

Holy shit that's huge

[terse thicket]

why you a bear now

[terse thicket]

🔥

[low fulcrum]

its a monkey

[crystal lynx]

have u guys went to outback steakhouse we just went there

[low fulcrum]

was it good

[crystal lynx]

no😭

[low fulcrum]

damn

[crystal lynx]

well some of it idk

[low fulcrum]

i saw that

[ornate plank]

we

[low fulcrum]

/test was an absolute hail mary

[thin anchor]

hi guys

[low fulcrum]

whats up fella

[thin anchor]

what's this specific channel for

[low fulcrum]

new noise

[jaunty lichen]

fun stuff :)

also its the guy who almost beat luffy

[thin anchor]

yes, i am

avdol reference

[jaunty lichen]

Mohammod Avdol

[oblique dome]

i went to outback steakhouse once as a kid and got shrimp scampi

[hollow quiver]

hiii

[jaunty lichen]

helloo

[jaunty lichen]

helloo

[grand basin]

Hi everyone! I'm a long-time Destiny and Destiny 2 player, and I'm interested in Marathon when it releases!

[terse thicket]

Did you get the bloomin onion

[jaunty lichen]

not available if you didnt playtest in april

[terse thicket]

YES! I AM!

[crystal lynx]

ya

thats the good part

[grand basin]

I'm aware-- I'm just saying I'm excited to play it when its official release comes lol

[jaunty lichen]

you're the first one sorry uh just keep a eye on #marathon-news really and enjoy gen chat

[terse thicket]

its for everyone

[midnight citrus]

What’s this gen chat you speak of

[jaunty lichen]

#🗣marathon-general-chat

[thorny olive]

[crystal lynx]

@sudden grotto do ur homewrk

[spice shell]

Wow, getting in trouble with teacher

[crystal lynx]

im abt to play tennis rn and then were doing movie night @sudden grotto

[hearty egret]

whens this game out

[crystal lynx]

omg i might have 1 milion mosquito bites 😭😭😭

@warm elbow ew 💀 react y do u hate tennis its so fun 😭

[oblique dome]

swerving on the Opps 24/7

[thorny olive]

After we hunt the NuCaloric Whale of course. That's the reward

[crystal lynx]

guten morgen

[tawdry falcon]

how we going in here new noisers

[frozen galleon]

how does one get in on the next playtest? I missed the last one and would like to give this game a chance.

[opal whale]

Sup

[grim ingot]

Tennis is a rich man’s sport. Ain’t no on watching that shi

One*

[sullen bay]

Ball

[rugged oar]

I also want

[meager hemlock]

Gm noisy babes

[exotic mulch]

yoooo

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟 🐟

Release me from work

[spice shell]

It’s Labor Day. Rebel against your bosses. Be free. Hunt the whale.

[spice shell]

I am neither rich nor a man and I watch it…

[grim ingot]

Then you are nothing. Goodbye dust

[spice shell]

Damn…

[meager hemlock]

Unionize for Labor Day!

[crystal lynx]

well any one can play it 😃

[meager hemlock]

golf is richer and worse

[spice shell]

I thought everyone was doing pickleball now?

[meager hemlock]

they are and I don't get it, I've played it once and it was fine

god I need to go play beach at some point

[spice shell]

I mean, gets people moving, so I won’t complain

[meager hemlock]

oh totally fair, I'm not gonna dog on people doin stuff

[naive berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1375014417065971753.png?size=48

[twilit leaf]

How to access September 3 alpha

[spice shell]

Had to of been invited.

[meager hemlock]

Typing like it's google

[twilit leaf]

Yeah how you get invited

[twilit leaf]

Relax t rex

[meager hemlock]

what?

[twilit leaf]

Calm yourself

[neat bramble]

if you received an email several months ago you should be fine

[twilit leaf]

Thank you. What if I got one but didn't get to participate in other alphas?

[neat bramble]

you were a part of the first alpha playtest?

back in whatwasit march?

[twilit leaf]

I think I got an email but never was able to play just due to stuff going on at the time

[neat bramble]

well if you didnt...participate then i doubt that a followup will be coming

[twilit leaf]

Gotcha oh well

[neat bramble]

at least you got in the first time lol

[paper moat]

gets told you have to be invited
"I don't believe you quit trolling me"
Gets told you have to be invited, but in 3 messages instead of 1
"Dang I have to be invited oh well"

[neat bramble]

its just that simple

[spice shell]

Getting used to that happening…

[terse thicket]

hello butane

[spice shell]

Hello pit of cars!

[paper moat]

That's why I'll mock them in a way you cannot

[neat bramble]

hello C₄H₁₀

[spice shell]

It’s my old Halo Reach call sign… well C4HX

[warm elbow]

😬

[paper moat]

Ok trex

[twilit leaf]

They mocked instead of answering the question

[warm elbow]

o well

[paper moat]

Actually the first message after your first message was someone directly answering your question, trex

Can you not read? You really need to lose the attitude

Y you type so slow

[spice shell]

Alright, chill guys.

[twilit leaf]

Cuz I have a life

[thorny olive]

🐟

[twilit leaf]

Y u so slow

[low fulcrum]

youre too too

[thorny olive]

The two time

[paper moat]

How to access September 3 alpha 10:18AM

Had to of been invited 10:18AM

[twilit leaf]

Wasn't responding to that

[spice shell]

Both of you need to drop it.

[low fulcrum]

cant we all just get along 😭

[warm elbow]

🖕

[low fulcrum]

BUTANE TAKE THE SHOT TAKE OUT PEDGUIN ONCE AND FOR ALLL

[warm elbow]

dam 😭

[twilit leaf]

I was done til big tough weeb chimed in

[thorny olive]

Hdjdhjd

[warm elbow]

big talk from an alt account

[thorny olive]

In the hunt we can

[low fulcrum]

pedguin will you help us hunt the white whale

[warm elbow]

sure?

[low fulcrum]

yay !!

[thorny olive]

Good...

[warm elbow]

What did i just get into...

[low fulcrum]

WELCOME TO THE CREW ME MATEY YARRGGGGG 🏴‍☠️ WE SET SAIL AT MIDNIGHT, GRAB YOUR HARPOON AND BE READY

[thorny olive]

The Hunt obliviously

[severe raptor]

I had thought about this for a long time, and then it hits back to me. I'm needed elsewhere. 🫡

[low fulcrum]

THE SEAS CALL, WILL YOU ANSWER?

[thorny olive]

Bon voyage
Your mermaid's setting sail
At last
Full speed towards your heart
Full speed towards your heart
I've had enough
I'm reclaiming myself
The aft
Leaving behind the hurt
Leaving behind the hurt
When it snapped
My compass was swallowed by the sea
My compass was swallowed by the sea
I curse this relationship between you and me
I wanted blood
I wanted black and white
Clear cut
Your evils predefined
Your evils predefined
Hold on tight
My compass is curiosity
My compass is curiosity
I'm piercing through the rope that strangled you and me
Let us be free
High tide, low tide
High tide, low tide
High tide, low tide
High tide, low tide

[crystal lynx]

also girls can play tennis to

[low fulcrum]

serena williams shoutout

only tennis player i can name cause shes the goat i think

[sharp echo]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-sony-twinkle-look-gif-6904452378619233503

[low fulcrum]

embed fail its ok 🫂

[sharp echo]

sadly

[cobalt bear]

they killed embeds/pics a long time ago because some were posting weird ass shit in here

[sharp echo]

tha sucks

[cobalt bear]

it was kinda funny tho lol

[terse thicket]

What

[terse thicket]

the fish lies with you

[crystal lynx]

i jus got back from tennis again

@sudden grotto where were u

[thorny olive]

The whale ate them

[oblique dome]

my silly and whimsical ass just after getting back from tennis:

[low fulcrum]

hit the court lil bro

[midnight citrus]

The legal courts?

[low fulcrum]

the tennis court

[wise fox]

Will this game be in fortnite?

[low fulcrum]

it already is

[deep yoke]

I heard that they are doing another playtest that’s 30 days long? Is there a way I can sign up I loved the first playtest I did and want to play more or is it just a luck thing?

[low fulcrum]

no you cant sign up

[crystal lynx]

omg pls stop

[low fulcrum]

it never ends 😭

[deep yoke]

Thanks

[flat rover]

So enough ppl filled the next 1 month playtest then ? Heard on the next that there are still spots available 🧐

[low fulcrum]

idk man i think they are full

[flat rover]

Alright. On the site it only states join the discord , maybe to grow in numbers … but number of ppl here don’t equal sales , if ppl can’t play to test it themselves lol , we know that youtubers etc aren’t reliable anymore

[low fulcrum]

which site?

[flat rover]

Bungie.net , only states to join discord about the alpha playtest, nothing more

[low fulcrum]

oh yeah cause you use to be able to get the link to do the survey here, they still havent removed telling you to /dac either so i think they are just really really really slow

[crystal lynx]

😭

[flat rover]

Yeah but it says that , to sign up here : « Join our community Discord, where you can sign up for your chance to be one of the first to playtest Marathon. Our team will be actively engaging in Discord, holding live Q+As, and evolving the game based on your feedback as we move towards launch and beyond. »

[low fulcrum]

lmao none of that happens besides the feedback

[flat rover]

Yeah bungie … i would have bet that kind of wet matchbox 😆😑😞

If Dice can make a 500k+ players beta , im sure bungie also can. Remember D1 , alpha/beta servers were overloaded by the amount of players

[wise fox]

I heard that you can only be selected if you can guess these riddles three

[paper moat]

Does that make them make the game faster

[oblique dome]

absolutely not lol no way they're getting any focused meaningful feedback from that many people at once

same reason I'm convinced arc's playtest was more of a PR stunt than anything else

[remote pond]

#marathon-news

[low oxide]

what is this thing that saying that they can pay you 500 USD if you plat the game for a month

[oblique dome]

the glazing is out of control

(just started my new job at krispy kreme and it's not going well)

[sudden grotto]

@crystal lynx hop on krispy kreme

@ornate plank

ive been thinking abt getting vintage story @compact violet is it any good it looks good

[ornate plank]

????

[sudden grotto]

did u read the msg

[ornate plank]

yeah

check your dm

[compact violet]

I don't own it but it is just Minecraft but more rpg, difficult, and more detailed and realistic in terms of gameplay, super detailed in alot of things down to the crafting pixel by pixel

[sudden grotto]

ok chatgpt

[sick cradle]

Guys, when’s Marathon opening again? I wanna join the beta testers!

[sudden grotto]

brother never just pray for some news we haven't heard nuffin in months yo

[sick cradle]

Damn

[midnight citrus]

DRG has officially collabed with HD2 aka holy shit it’s dark in these tunnels

[little zinc]

when can i play marathon?

[vast kestrel]

Never

[meager hemlock]

Is it worth leaving the house for donuts

[vast kestrel]

always

[light scroll]

i like cinnamon rolls

[spice shell]

I want a maple something and a PSL

[meager hemlock]

fuuuuck I also want cinnamon rolls

or maybe a bear claw.....

[oblique dome]

i could go for a sfogliatella

[oblique dome]

whenever I'm in philly i like to go to Isgro's and get pastries

usually cannoli but my mom always likes the sfogliatella

baba rum is good too although it's kinda ridiculous

[meager hemlock]

I miss the NE

[meager hemlock]

god I want baklovah

wait a place near me sells a lot of different kinds huge

[blazing karma]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-wink-gif-585832783047946095

[spice shell]

I have a mighty need now…

[meager hemlock]

why messages go away :(

[somber glacier]

I’m Greek and make baklava at home so lmk if y’all want some 😌

[thorny olive]

Hunger

[edgy parrot]

I missed the email. Due work load. ! I feel so bad right now.

[crystal pasture]

me as well

[low fulcrum]

i didnt get an eamil because bungy hate me 🙁

[thorny olive]

I didn't get mine, the white whale ate it and that's why im hunting it.

[severe raptor]

Bungie doesn’t hate anyone. Except those former employee who stole the art content from another artist.

[fervent barn]

The 4th time too, gotta vet those employees a bit better imo

[fresh vector]

I am still excited AF for this game

[craggy lintel]

Who wants to sing the higglytown heroes song with me

[grim spear]

This game is dead bro

DEAD GAME DEAD CHAT

[hexed hound]

ok

[low fulcrum]

dead game dead chat

[hexed hound]

dead game dead chat

[swift lynx]

marathon isnt dead it's just sleeping
it went to live in the great big to-do-list in the sky
i hope

[low fulcrum]

ded game ded chat

[thorny olive]

won't be dead till we kill that whale

[low fulcrum]

haev you listened to blood and thunder by mastodon yet

[thorny olive]

I forgor I will now

[low fulcrum]

yay

[fringe hazel]

/mine

[crystal lynx]

do u guys like american eagle i just bought a outfit from there

[low fulcrum]

no i hate them im canadian i like canada goose

[crystal lynx]

LOL

[thorny olive]

has Cod zombie easter egg vibes.
I like it

this will be a fine addition to my collection

[low fulcrum]

awesome

white whale hunting hype music

[crystal lynx]

WHAT THE FRAK IT LOOKS EVN BETTER THAN IT DID IN THE FITING ROOM 🥹🥹🥹

[light scroll]

basic but fine

[crystal lynx]

mayb idk but they still have cute things 😭 😭 😭

and i love how the store smell so much likes its like salty pretzels 🤤 🤤

like i want a pretzel so bad now omg

I CRAVE PRETZELS NOW JUS THNKING ABT AMERICAN EAGLE

[low fulcrum]

pretzels are goated

[crystal lynx]

like the big ones im talking abt do yk

[low fulcrum]

oh no those suck

small pretzles are where its at yo

[crystal lynx]

WAHTT 😭

[ornate plank]

hmmm

[crystal lynx]

who else is craving big pretzel

[ornate plank]

nesp

[compact violet]

big pretzels w cheese!!

[wise fox]

Anyone wanna meet in the middle of a 2ft

[foggy igloo]

chat erase this mans balls

[crystal lynx]

ew

i wish i could stay up and watch wednesday szn 2 abt to come out 😭😭

[crystal lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/gross-enid-sinclair-wednesday-cringe-yuck-gif-27433077

me when i see bruno

https://tenor.com/view/wednesday-addams-wednesday-wednesday-netflix-enid-sinclair-gif-27272978

[paper moat]

mfw when embed fail

[crystal lynx]

me when i see pretzel (crave)

i want one so bad every thing is closed im abt to cry

[spare sierra]

Where can i sign up for new test?

[oak falcon]

Nowhere. Devs just send invites to mail as I understood

[coarse dune]

mfw when embed fail

[remote pond]

[silk imp]

I won’t get as usual since I wasn’t selected for closed beta despite friend code too

[inner path]

Thank's for the info

[gilded snow]

Well right before the april alpha you could sign up which is how you got in the alpha and playtest pool but now signups are closed.

[cunning monolith]

You don’t

[daring plinth]

Hope you guys have a good day

[paper moat]

THANK YUO

[cloud imp]

GIVE ME MARATHON NEEEWSSSS 😭😭😭

[cedar olive]

did anyone get more info after that initial round of emails went out or are we still waiting on codes

[meager hemlock]

I believe the only update we get is getting the code the day before

[candid brook]

any update on the next closed beta test? played the first one and was absolutely hyped to hear the next one is covering the span of a whole month

[meager hemlock]

The month-long one is an extremely small test where they actually pay people to consistently play every day. There's another that's a weekend long. Both you need to get an email to join

[paper moat]

@dapper fractal mr ninja please strike down this bot

[crystal lynx]

cramping at school help im toast 😭😭😭😭😭

[grim flare]

cramping or crapping?

both suck fr tho

[wise fox]

Hatsume miku is a playable character

Nice virus

[meager hemlock]

pickle juice

[terse thicket]

SILKSONG TOMORROW

[wise fox]

To solving cramping issues one must realize why they are and just accept it.

But me when I find out who gave people cramping problems

[gilded snow]

Joeseph cross started posting stuff again today. Another bungie dev posted a recycled marathon image

[native oxide]

how does one join this Very cool playtest

[gilded snow]

Atm no way. It seems if you got in the april alpha you have a chance.

[native oxide]

lemme in coach xD

oof

[gilded gate]

Please? Pleacs

I’m a pro gamer trust

[low fulcrum]

Please? Pleacs
I’m a pro gamer trust

[rigid yacht]

[gilded gate]

🗿

[low fulcrum]

😛

[rigid yacht]

🥸

[gilded gate]

[rigid yacht]

🙂‍↕️

[gilded gate]

Yall seen soulframe? I got into that playtest but I’m far away from my pc

[compact violet]

that game sucks

maybe it'll be better when its done (obviously) but the combat blows it's so clunky and boring

[low fulcrum]

neeyth im a big fan of this pfp

[crystal lynx]

CRAMPINGGG 😭😭 LITERLY ITS THE WORST

[crystal lynx]

what am i spsd to do w that 😭

[crystal lynx]

GOD DID IT GOD GAVE IT TO US

[meager hemlock]

Pickle juice helps cramps

Maybe not all cramps actually

Chamomile

[gilded gate]

It’s definitely not warframe that’s for sure

[compact violet]

no it's supposed to be a soulslike but I think it's legit too clunky if you need a frame of reference play durivi paradox

[meager hemlock]

I played it some, def fun but def early access

[meager hemlock]

I think it'll take some tuning fs

[compact violet]

If they fix that clunkiness then they got a good f2p souls like on their hands

[low fulcrum]

what even is soulframe is it like a fantasy rpg or a looter shooter sword game typa thing

[gilded gate]

Dear Marathon devs, please let me in your game or I will keep mentioning other games. Thanks < 3

[compact violet]

Souls like hence....soulframe

[low fulcrum]

they dgaf we talk about other games all the time

[low fulcrum]

ewwwwww wtf ewwwwwwwww gross

[spice shell]

Not Bungie, but we love other game talk around here!

[gilded gate]

It seems I need to work on my extortion techniques

[crystal lynx]

like do u mean to drink it

[meager hemlock]

Yeah, though I think I misinterpreted the type of cramps. Chamomile and ginger tea works better for those

It's anti-inflammatory and anticonvulsant

[wintry crest]

Imma do a lil dance 🪩

[wise fox]

I dont think pouring tea on them will help

[meager hemlock]

Dance dance dance dance!!!

[oblique dome]

soulframe being good would crush me cus it would present the possibility of an alternate universe where warframe is good too. easier to accept the devs are just chronic missed potential factories

[meager hemlock]

Steve def suffers from Dev ADHD and Not Playing the Fucking Game

[low fulcrum]

the minecraft guy?

[meager hemlock]

Realized live on stream that rhino requires mats from 4 planets ahead

[oblique dome]

(local man with 3000 hours in warframe stares in the mirror and tries to reason his way out of emotional trauma)

[meager hemlock]

Steve[DE]

[low fulcrum]

german steve

[meager hemlock]

[compact violet]

de craftyyyyyy??

[oblique dome]

what killed me was his arc where he was overhauling the rendering engine and kept posting all these gorgeous screenshots of a warframe standing in an empty room to show off the new reflections and such and i was just like.

dude. at all times the game is covered in 500 hideous glowing neon vfx from auras and abilities and environmental hazards and status effects. why are you bothering

[meager hemlock]

Fashion frame and photo mode, obv

[oblique dome]

yeah

[meager hemlock]

Idk Rebb is crushing it tho

[oblique dome]

and when i suggested the ability to turn off most of those vfx i had like 10 people come out of the woodwork telling me to [[DATA EXPUNGED]]

[oblique dome]

I've heard, haven't played the game in a while tho. might give it another shot sometime

[meager hemlock]

Of course lmao

[compact violet]

u can't criticize the wholesome game company from Vancouver canada

[low fulcrum]

vancouver british colombia canada shoutout nardwaur

[oblique dome]

alright chat 3rd time attempting to make cacio e pepe. this time I'm armed with a meat thermometer and emotional support navy strength rum

[low fulcrum]

i wihs you luck

[wise fox]

Is Minecraft Steve named after the game or is the game named after him?

[wintry crest]

Hope y’all exist forever!!! ♾️

[oblique dome]

update: i found a tutorial from a fellow paisan on reddit and i freaked it im the best italian ever

[grim flare]

game from vancouver canda rip 🙏

[wise fox]

Anyone up mobile gaming they destiny?

[remote pond]

Pizza Steve

[remote pond]

They killed Warframe eh?

[wise fox]

Mods

[oblique dome]

what's todays ribbit roundup lookin like boss

[wise fox]

Kinda cold so slim pickins

[meager hemlock]

aura

[somber glacier]

Ngl I didn’t know that kids were allowed in this server

[meager hemlock]

p sure discord's minimum age is 13

as to the efficacy or safety of that? Awful, terrible, horrible.

[thorny olive]

🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟

[terse thicket]

They’re not

[sly jetty]

I'd rather kids sneak in than hand over my ID to discord.

Not an arguement just where I am at anymore

[hexed hound]

valid tho

[spice shell]

That’s basically where I’m at.

[sly jetty]

Hope everyone is ok

[terse thicket]

butane are you atraks-1

[foggy igloo]

yeah its cooking !! 🔥 💯 (im runnin low on the copium tank... hlep..)

[spiral dawn]

good thing arc raiders exists

[foggy igloo]

Nah

[tawdry rapids]

Marathon is in good state ?

[hexed hound]

ooohhhhhhhh the cave

the doomer cave

[hexed hound]

it won't work cuz they don't know it's a cave cuz nobody wants or gets to get out 💔

I feel bad for arc's community on the contrary for getting infested with marathon doomers just to prove a point before they eventually ditch arc too cuz they don't like extraction shooters in the first place lmao

[snow harbor]

Yall know what day it is?!

[hexed hound]

is it taco tuesday

[oblique dome]

'THON THURSDAY

[snow harbor]

Nope

[hexed hound]

ah so taco thursday

[snow harbor]

No lol

[hexed hound]

taco wednesday

[snow harbor]

It is Silksong day!

[hexed hound]

hnghhhhh I don't knowwwwwwww 🙉 🙊 🙈

OH SILKSONG DAY

guys it's silksong day

[snow harbor]

excite intensifies

[spice shell]

It’s my mom’s bday. Everyone celebrate!

but happy silksong day everyone

[snow harbor]

Happy birthday to your mom as well!

[ornate plank]

hmm I think you want tacos

[crystal lynx]

whats silk song day

[ornate plank]

sequel to hollow knight

[spice shell]

Yep, game known as Hollow Knight: Silksong. Been in development for like 7 years.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1030300/Hollow_Knight_Silksong/

Steam

Hollow Knight: Silksong

Become the Princess Knight
As the lethal hunter Hornet, adventure through a kingdom ruled by silk and song! Captured and taken to this unfamiliar world, prepare to battle mighty foes and solve ancient mysteries as you ascend on a deadly pilgrimage to the kingdom’s peak.

Hollow Knight: Silksong is the epic sequel to Hollow Knight, the award wi…

Release Date

Sep 4, 2025

▶ Play video

[crystal lynx]

ohh

[vast kestrel]

Only the most wishlisted game on steam

Also it’s still not available on PlayStation so I’ve just been waiting

[somber bison]

I need that cat

[weary pawn]

Anyone get their marathon code yet? Asking seriously

[meager hemlock]

they should be sent out like the day before afair

[weary pawn]

So today. I got my fingers crossed

[meager hemlock]

holy shit it's the 4th

[weary pawn]

I know 😭

[meager hemlock]

thought it was like tuesday still omg

[weary pawn]

It might be over for me honestly

[spice shell]

Labor Day caused this.

[meager hemlock]

[oblique dome]

yearly review in 10 mins freakin out

[manic bridge]

I got PTSD of that era atp

[tropic canopy]

[vital idol]

the new closed beta is still pulling from the original alpha sign ups right?

[compact violet]

Not the 500$ one but yes

[vital idol]

how does that one work? where is that pulling from (genuinely just curious)

[compact violet]

People in the original test back in April, after that was over, a small pool of people who played the first got selected to play the NDA alphas after that, and every new playtest they pick new pool from that pool back in April

And the ,500$ one, is selected people specifically from those who were already playing the nda playtests not the public one from April

[vital idol]

even though i never got picked i think its so cool how they are doing it. they arent using alphas and betas for marketing like cod or most games. they genuinely r trying to make the game better. im really excited for when they cook up that release date

[compact violet]

the rare person who knows the reasoning and purpose of this alpha holy shit

[paper moat]

Oh my God you are a unicorn nic

[vital idol]

isnt it obvious? i mean they obviously genuinely really care about the game

[compact violet]

Alot of people do not really think so

[vital idol]

people just get hate boners for things they can’t have

[compact violet]

too used to betas and alphas being marketing tools hell even bf6 doing it lowkey

[paper moat]

Half the people who join this discord are like "why won't they let me in the test I have 500000 hours of extraction shooter experience and 999999 hours of video games QA testing experience, this would look so good on my resume" (a guy actually said this)

[vital idol]

100%

[vital idol]

Wtf dawg😭 ppl r so miserable. gaming is an artform and they want to perfect it. the developers r putting time and care into this game regardless of the twitter fun police. I really respect bungie for not canceling it and instead trying to fix the mistakes

[paper moat]

I love this guy

[vivid helm]

wait so if i played backin april i have a chance to get into this test too>

[brazen crag]

Hey guys how can i play the game

[compact violet]

Yeah check ur email to see if u got a invite(s) without knowing

[brazen crag]

Or how i apply for it

[paper moat]

Travel back in time to April and sign up then

[brazen crag]

Here in discord

[compact violet]

You can't apply or play it rn unless you played back in April, the public test, then wa selected to play the rest of the tests after that one

[vivid helm]

damn i wish i knew this sooner lol it says i had to answer by 9/1..pain

[compact violet]

💔

[brazen crag]

So no test play anymore?

[compact violet]

there's one going on but the people are already selected and there's no invites

[brazen crag]

Alright thanks for answering

[grand lily]

Played during the first alpha, told them Marathon was a hero shooter with an identity crisis, didn't get any invites back, not even the NDA ones, chat is this a good business strategy?

[vast kestrel]

played the first alpha, gave feedback criticizing the game's genre instead of anything constructive to work with, didn't get any invites back, not even the NDA ones, chat is this a good playtesting strategy?

[grand lily]

I gave constructive feedback during the survey they put out, about how I felt about current state of the game as well as what they could improve on, while also mentioning it relies heavily on the hero shooter archetype for being an extraction shooter.

Told them everything I thought they could improve on and still didn't get any further invites lol

[gilded gate]

They don’t want your thoughts they want your raw data

[vast kestrel]

ok? they went from an open NDA alpha with lots of people to small-scale playtesting. some people did not get in.

[gilded gate]

They want the people who will give them 100s of hours of telemetry

[grand lily]

For $500 I'll give them anything they want but don't dangle the carrot and expect the general population to not find out about it

[polar hound]

I never got to play ):::

[gilded snow]

Soon. Trust

[gilded gate]

Coming to a full dive VR near you

[neat bramble]

alright who got gifs banned in the faction comms

[vast kestrel]

CyberAcme can't even react with emojis

[sage dust]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[neat bramble]

neither can traxus :(

my hodog....

[midnight citrus]

Skill issue

[terse thicket]

We can’t either

[vital idol]

what is the best faction? and why is it CyberAcme

[paper moat]

Vanilla

[vital idol]

mint chocolate chip

[terse thicket]

Long

[compact violet]

Chocolate

[vital idol]

yummy

[warm elbow]

dam tf you all do.

[craggy lintel]

Gn

[wise fox]

Teto wouldn't approve

[vital oxide]

Mmmm marathon

[foggy igloo]

mmmm marton

[low fulcrum]

why you cryn hamsta

[terse thicket]

Are you sure

[gilded snow]

Pretty sure

[thorny olive]

SEA SALT! I NEED SEA SALT!

[compact violet]

That'll dry u out

[low fulcrum]

@fish is this true

[warm elbow]

🐟

🧂

[polar hound]

lies! )::::: i just reaaaaally want to play and try it. I love bungie anything always have since I was a kid

[compact violet]

patience is a virtue

[gilded snow]

No lies soon

[polar hound]

fr???/

[gilded snow]

Don't listen to pedquin somethings coming september

@warm elbow state of play rumors

[low fulcrum]

pedguin dont know nothing fr he just winging it

[gilded snow]

Seems like the type to do knife only runs

[low fulcrum]

he likes his victims up close

[low fulcrum]

see hes pure evil

[low fulcrum]

im kidding youre a sweetheart tryna be evil you aint about it fr

[gilded snow]

[low fulcrum]

come to bed bro lets cuddle up fr

[wise fox]

I flicked my toothpick in the road

[low fulcrum]

🛏️ pedguin come here lest sleep

[ornate plank]

bet I’ll be there

[silver star]

[crystal lynx]

i cant sleep it hurtsss 😭😭😭😖

[light scroll]

heated blanket

[paper moat]

I miss my cat

Traveling is lame

[wise fox]

i have nothing to complain about

[opal whale]

@half saddle yo add me bk again

[sudden grotto]

@crystal lynx go to sleep