new-noise

[gray lion]

👀

[wind shoal]

@ work being woke, my bad

[spice shell]

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt

[naive pilot]

So will it be released as scheduled for this game

[spice shell]

So far

[naive pilot]

this game

[spice shell]

This game

[naive pilot]

Destiny 2 is tired of playing

[kind dome]

tomorrow

[fluid grove]

This place is a chain gang

[naive pilot]

I want to play marathon

Give me a marathon

[steep solstice]

no slacking soldier

[split crane]

This is already way better than a plagiarized game

[gray lion]

👀

[spice shell]

New noise yearns for the mines.

[strong radish]

more mining less talking

[median niche]

Б

[spice shell]

One day I'm going to start a union in here. We're being overworked

[steep solstice]

its the power of Christ that compels you

[high solstice]

Cold: the air and water flowing.

[gray lion]

👀

[onyx jasper]

lol

[fluid grove]

The squirrels in Wonka's factory:

[midnight citrus]

I assume everyone is having fun?

[spice shell]

They’re having something

[midnight citrus]

Still having a better time than me tho

[twin tree]

Join in, it’s fun.

[safe aspen]

Can anyone catch me up on why hamster-hammer?

[spice shell]

Ask @placid storm

[kind dome]

get back to work buddy

[night ravine]

oh god

[placid storm]

hi

[ornate plank]

been working all day … could I please have a break

[heady crane]

tragic how new noise has fallen to the hamsta hammas

[heady crane]

me too pedguin

[midnight citrus]

Still better than my current situation ngl

[tough spear]

I feel like V coming back to Night City in one of the endings. This shit changed too much 🥀 🥀

[heady crane]

you getting hammered?

[heady crane]

its tragic, and we got no cool augmentations either 💔

[midnight citrus]

Dude I wish Ngl, I could go for some insane blackouts rn

[heady crane]

#alcoholic

[midnight citrus]

Alcoholic in training

[heady crane]

beast mode

[spice shell]

Is... is the curse broken?

[spice shell]

Are we free from the hammer?

[heady crane]

yes bro

[tough spear]

Don't say it, don't think of it, don't look at it

[heady crane]

NOOOOOOO 💔

tsk tsk tsk typical mida agent

[tough spear]

You've done irreparable damage, Butane

[spice shell]

So tell me something I don't know

[midnight citrus]

I’m near the edge of a full psychotic break but when am I not?

[spice shell]

That is indeed something I did not know

Seriously, you ok though?

[midnight citrus]

No not really

[spice shell]

Sorry.

[tough spear]

All you had to do was sit still and not mention the fucking object, but you had to blow it up. You, and your pride, and your ego, you just had to be the man

[heady crane]

brandon is bad at league

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-acceptit-youmaynotlikeit-gif-5408745

[ornate plank]

vro I didn’t say anything 😭

[heady crane]

mb mb

[ornate plank]

can’t run away from reality tho …

[heady crane]

true.... but atleast its not iron 4

i cant be talkin tho im like bronze 2 💔

everytime i speak of league i gotta go play it 🥀

[sinful zodiac]

that’s tragic hope you get well soon

[heady crane]

its been years and im still addicted

[tough spear]

Use alcohol

[heady crane]

#based

[tough spear]

The better alternative also exists: violence. It's amazing how many problems you can solve and how many questions can be answered by just punching shit

[heady crane]

ok well thats a bit nuts, punch things that are meant to be punched like people or punching bags, century bobs are the best

[ornate plank]

I’ll be there one day

[heady crane]

dont be punchin no walls 🙅

[tough spear]

My hands are rated triple A cuz these cannons are for Anything, Anytime, Anywhere

Go ahead, stop me from disassembling your drywall house minecraft style

[heady crane]

im playing veigar mid maybe

[heady crane]

hitting a support 💔

[tough spear]

I'll chew through a support beam if my hands alone aren't enough

[heady crane]

#termite

[ornate plank]

you got it w that little gremlin

[heady crane]

idk who my laner is but they are gonna get whooped

[ornate plank]

what are they feeding you …

[heady crane]

support beams

[tough spear]

95 octane, random ass motor oil for both 4 and 2 stroke engines, chain grease, used tires

[ornate plank]

that lowk sounds so yummy

[ornate plank]

sorry vro had to play on my boosted alt

[tough spear]

Ever wondered why a lot of rusted cars look so chipped? It's because I ran low on Lay's that morning

Had to get my crunchy slop fix somehow

[ornate plank]

you’re doing them a service 🫡

[tough spear]

You guys look at rust on a car and say "this thing is dying", I look at rust on a car and think weight reduction + lunch

[ornate plank]

teach me your ways

[heady crane]

its urgot and im getting cooked 💔

[kind dome]

who want me

[midnight citrus]

Do you eat the rust?

[tough spear]

Yes

[ornate plank]

me

[tough spear]

Unfortunately you gotta be built for this life. And you ain't built for these activities, son

[ornate plank]

maybe in another life 😔

[tough spear]

You need to expand your dantian, bro. Gotta get on that sword fantasy spirit cultivation grind

[heady crane]

im getting COOKED 💔

[oblique dome]

yall lmk what you think of this list

Imperium - Astra Militarum - [1985 pts]

++ Army Roster ++ [1985 pts]

Configuration
Battle Size: Strike Force (2000 Point limit)
Detachment: Combined Arms
Show/Hide Options: Agents of the Imperium are visible, Imperial Knights are visible
Epic Hero [195 pts]
Gaunt’s Ghosts [110 pts]:

• 1x Ibram Gaunt
  Ursula Creed [85 pts]: Warlord
  Character [505 pts]
  Cadian Command Squad [80 pts]:
• 1x Cadian Commander [15 pts]: Grand Strategist, Power weapon, Plasma pistol
• 1x Cadian Veteran Guardsman w/ Chainsword: Plasma gun and close combat weapon, Plasma pistol
• 1x Cadian Veteran Guardsman w/ Regimental standard: Regimental standard and lasgun
  Leman Russ Commander [235 pts]: Hunter-killer missile, Demolisher battle cannon, Lascannon, 2 Multi-meltas, Heavy stubber
  Militarum Tempestus Command Squad [85 pts]:
• 1x Tempestor Prime: Plasma pistol
• 1x Tempestus Scion: Meltagun
• 1x Tempestus Scion: Grenade launcher
• 1x Tempestus Scion: Plasma gun
• 1x Tempestus Scion w/ Medi-pack: Hot-shot lasgun
  Primaris Psyker [60 pts]
  Tech-Priest Enginseer [45 pts]
  Battleline [265 pts]
  Cadian Shock Troops [120 pts]: 2 Shock Trooper Sergeants and 18 Shock Troopers
• 2x Shock Trooper Sergeant: Sergeant's autogun and close combat weapon
• 13x Shock Trooper
• 1x Shock Trooper w/ Vox Caster
• 2x Shock Trooper w/ Meltagun
• 2x Shock Trooper w/ Plasma Gun
  Death Korps of Krieg [145 pts]: 2 Death Korps Watchmaster and 18 Death Korps Troopers
• 2x Death Korps Watchmaster: Laspistol and chainsword (Power weapon, Plasma pistol)
• 11x Death Korps Trooper
• 2x Death Korps Trooper w/ Death Korps medi-pack
• 1x Death Korps Trooper w/ Vox-caster
• 2x Death Korps Trooper w/ Meltagun
• 2x Death Korps Trooper w/ Plasma gun
  Infantry [460 pts]
  Artillery Team [95 pts]: Siege cannon
  Artillery Team [95 pts]: Siege cannon

Bullgryn Squad [200 pts]:

• 1x Bullgryn Bone 'ead: Bullgryn maul, Brute shield
• 5x Bullgryn: Bullgryn maul, Brute shield
  Tempestus Scions [70 pts]:
• 1x Tempestor: Power weapon, Plasma pistol
• 1x Tempestus Scion
• 1x Tempestus Scion w/ Vox-caster
• 1x Tempestus Scion w/ Hot-shot volley gun
• 1x Tempestus Scion w/ Plasma gun
  Mounted [60 pts]
  Attilan Rough Riders [60 pts]:
• 1x Rough Rider Sergeant: Power sabre, Hunting lance
• 4x Rough Rider w/ Hunting lance
  Vehicle [190 pts]
  Leman Russ Demolisher [190 pts]: Hunter-killer missile, Lascannon, 2 Multi-meltas, Heavy stubber
  Dedicated Transport [90 pts]
  Taurox Prime [90 pts]: Storm bolter, Taurox battle cannon, Twin autocannon
  Allied Units [220 pts]
  Inquisitor Draxus [95 pts]
  Vindicare Assassin [125 pts]

[midnight citrus]

Throw in a tech marine

[heady crane]

yep thats a list alright

[tough spear]

+2

[oblique dome]

I'm theming it after the rogue trader CRPG and tryna cram in every companion possible while still having it be semi practical which has proven to be a fun challenge

[compact violet]

Idk what that list means I'm not a nerd

[midnight citrus]

Where’s the space wolf?

[heady crane]

i cant play mid anymore jg players are so brainless

[compact violet]

I can't play mid no more

League of Legends ref

[heady crane]

im playing league

[compact violet]

Ur the one of the 3 league ppl I can tolerate

[oblique dome]

he got turned into a bullgryn

[midnight citrus]

Throw the list away and start over

[oblique dome]

Vindicare assassin is Yrliet, Inquisitor Draxus is Argenta

[heady crane]

whos untolerable?

[compact violet]

Every other league player that exists

[heady crane]

tyler1?

[compact violet]

I can tolerate when he's not playing league he's funny when he's variety

[heady crane]

ive been watching t1 league vids again

[oblique dome]

deathwatch kill teams are more expensive than bullgryns for worse melee performance I tried to make it work dawg i really did

[ornate plank]

hmm

[midnight citrus]

He isn’t even a deathwatch member

[compact violet]

It's okay call me C9 neeyth

[oblique dome]

no but that's the only way to ally marines into IG right now

[midnight citrus]

L ngl

[ornate plank]

what happened to 1-8?

[midnight citrus]

They got em

[compact violet]

They're all independent but
we DONT talk about 7 ....it'll eat me ...

[ornate plank]

I’ll get on it don’t worry

[thorny olive]

Aghhhhh.

[compact violet]

Oh you reverted to your factory settings

[heady crane]

aughhhhh

[compact violet]

hungry again

[heady crane]

angry again

[compact violet]

it's okay littlest bro

[midnight citrus]

I’m going fucking crazy without the arbites dlc in Darktide

[heady crane]

listen to megadeth

[thorny olive]

I'm surrounded by food that I'm not supposed to eat

[midnight citrus]

Nah

[heady crane]

awww y

[compact violet]

R u at the nursey home

[midnight citrus]

Because

[oblique dome]

it pains me to do this but i could just run yrliet as the sniper in gaunt's ghosts and swap out the vindicare for something else goofy like a knight

[heady crane]

yeah i get it its not for everyone

[thorny olive]

Blow up

[terse thicket]

[midnight citrus]

The chaos cultists watching me deploy the imperator class titan I have locked in my basement (it’s not here to talk)

[thorny olive]

I feel like a creature

[heady crane]

we're all creatures we talk on public discords

[thorny olive]

I'm clocking. Feast like a feral animal and play ZZZ

[heady crane]

omg you poor soul

[compact violet]

playing zzz ✌️

Heart so broken I can't even put the emoji

[compact violet]

hi pedguin40 my goat

[thorny olive]

My friends told me ZZZ was on console and I already spent about 29 bucks.
I'm spending 40 more once I get pay

[compact violet]

💔dude

[heady crane]

omfg what

[compact violet]

THAT 29$ COULDVE BEEN USED ON A GOOD GAME 💔💔💔

[heady crane]

thats more than a month of gamepass

[compact violet]

Ugh, you're NOT invited to my birthday party brah!

Speaking of which, special day in 10 days

[heady crane]

neeyth are these ughs ironic

[thorny olive]

The only games i play is D2,Halo infinite, fortnite and rocket league. My wallet is a victim

[heady crane]

my birthday?

[compact violet]

Someone help this soul 💔

[compact violet]

yeah

[heady crane]

no shot you remembered

[compact violet]

I be remembering n shit

[heady crane]

damn

[compact violet]

(sometimes)

[heady crane]

im ngl i forgot my birthday was in 10 days

[plain crow]

Oh shit you're turning 15 Gratz 🎂

[compact violet]

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN JULY ‼️‼️‼️

[thorny olive]

Tho since ZZZ is on console, fortnite won't be getting my money as of much

[plain crow]

Happy early 15th birthday youngin

[compact violet]

thanks...,.,.,.,.,.,.

[thorny olive]

Fortnite spending? NAH, ITS GAMBLING MONEY NOW

[compact violet]

I'm so glad older people irl don't tease me like this I would be so red

[heady crane]

bros a tsundere

[compact violet]

Instead they call me smart ‼️🤓

[plain crow]

Imagine getting cyber bullied

[compact violet]

red as in embarrassed 🥀

[heady crane]

neeyth gets teased and his knees pinch together and his hands fiddle and he turns red

[thorny olive]

Crazy

[compact violet]

what the helly

[thorny olive]

Honestly Neeyth I personally wouldn't let them say that about me

(Me when I cause an minor argument to start)

[compact violet]

I do not argue with my friends, for they are to be shared the gift of joy

[heady crane]

neeyth takes everything thrown his way

neeyth a good boy fr

[thorny olive]

Nah that crazy

[heady crane]

and he will just take it watch

this is literally a "me personally wouldnt take that disrespect"

[thorny olive]

My friends argue but it's more like a friendly rivalry.

[kind dome]

actually neeyth is on death row

[heady crane]

like the music label

[kind dome]

no like he's a prisoner who's done something heinous and is being euthanized

[thorny olive]

We got Neeyth on death row before GTA 6

[compact violet]

what .....I'm deying...?

[heady crane]

see hes hugging that its brutal

[ornate plank]

kelpforce is on its way

[heady crane]

how slow is the kelpforce

[compact violet]

very slow they all play mobas and finals

[kind dome]

five seconds

[heady crane]

its been 6 minutes, also did scooby get an invite to the kelp cord

[ornate plank]

sorry it was lunch time

[kind dome]

i couldnt find his account

[heady crane]

🙏 thank god

[gray lion]

👀

[steep solstice]

enough yappin back to work

[restive light]

LUNCH BREAK TIME ETA 3 MINS 🗣🗣🗣

[heady crane]

no i wont accpe this

[heady crane]

thanks tim

[oblique dome]

chat i need yous to be 💯 me rn do yous put peanut butter in the fridge or are you normal

[heady crane]

normal

[oblique dome]

im being gaslit over this thank you

[heady crane]

in the fridge its unspreadable

[heady crane]

tabby showin hole 4 free??!?!?!

[shell meadow]

This is late but PB is a cabinet thing not fridge

[trim sphinx]

Lord help us all

[modern surge]

what are some video games like Marathon

[hot trail]

not a lot, plagiarism is not common

maybe destiny 2

[kind dome]

marathon 2

[analog glade]

DMZ

[shadow shuttle]

Plagiarism is very common within the triple a industry lmao

[placid storm]

honestly, no reason for it. i started using it every now and then and now it’s a trend in the server.

[thorny olive]

it's a virus and we're it's loyal victims

[royal bobcat]

ruining it with explinations :p

[placid storm]

gotta explain the lore

[spice shell]

I... just... can't....

[thorny olive]

blow up

[grim flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360750428110983379/1360976619795255497/kaali-explosion.gif

[gray lion]

👀

[heady crane]

NO MORE HAMMERING ENOUGH!!!!!!!

[heady crane]

cilantro boy how tf you eat that i made food that had cilantro and i tried it that shit SUCKS

[mild wedge]

has anything at all new with marathon happened since the playtest

[heady crane]

playma

[mild wedge]

did they stop announcing them or anything

[heady crane]

wdym did you not see it?

[mild wedge]

i mean theres the one from like 3 weeks ago

[heady crane]

yeah that one, thats it

[mild wedge]

ah i c i c tyty

[heady crane]

is there an echo in here?

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-monster-truck-gif-22945518

[heady crane]

butane theres a guy to kill in gen chat

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/head-nod-john-wick-keanu-reeves-john-wick-chapter-4-jw4-gif-331413053682676468

[heady crane]

o7

[low spire]

STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL WORM

[heady crane]

guiys p[lease i cant work anymore my arms are gone

[ornate plank]

too bad I’ll let you borrow one of mine for today

[heady crane]

no im going on strike

[heady crane]

death before dishonour bruh im saving new noise 1 message at a time

[grim flare]

is new noise dying?

[torpid eagle]

not while we still have hammer

[heady crane]

i love you

[coarse owl]

Sorry

[heady crane]

alone again..... screw my stupid chud life

[pearl nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481911309504610314/1381827144698564718/Hammer.png?ex=684a3fd0&is=6848ee50&hm=63aeb3aaf0212537c5cdab5f421a5e8303f4216c126b9ffbb14ade0509c1aa74&

[lone coyote]

👅

[lone coyote]

Frick my stupid baka life 💔💔💔

[terse thicket]

oh god

[placid storm]

its ymmah mah

[shadow shuttle]

what the flip

[placid storm]

evil hammy

[gray lion]

👀

[thorny olive]

evil hammer

[fluid grove]

We're all getting hammered here

[grim flare]

New noise has gone crazy

[molten plume]

You make it sound like a new thing

[steep solstice]

no lollygagging

[fluid grove]

Back to work shells

[pearl nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481911309504610314/1381827144698564718/Hammer.png?ex=684a3fd0&is=6848ee50&hm=63aeb3aaf0212537c5cdab5f421a5e8303f4216c126b9ffbb14ade0509c1aa74&

[gray lion]

👀

[crystal lynx]

nibble

[sharp drift]

What is happening

[gray lion]

👀

[worldly creek]

Game is dead?

[strong radish]

Do you die when you sleep?

[neat bramble]

dead? its not alive yet

[strong radish]

He was also dead before he was alive I guess

[fluid grove]

We're hammering out Marathon's kinks, back to work folks

[steep solstice]

all together now

[muted wren]

[gray lion]

👀

[fluid grove]

Mods, break his ankles

[pearl nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481911309504610314/1381827144698564718/Hammer.png?ex=684ae890&is=68499710&hm=e84e7155ee0a7fafde28f10ab714f2adfbb15be412a11742998415215afd8fbc&

[bright wolf]

hamster got buffed

[spice shell]

Gotta pay.

[terse thicket]

mods, 🔨 him

[midnight citrus]

@twin tree scam (sorry for the tag)

[twin tree]

No worries, thanks for the tag.

[midnight citrus]

Your welcome

[gray lion]

👀

[fluid grove]

So much bots today

[heady crane]

im gonna die i cant keep working like this... this grave shift.... is like a slave ship

[steep solstice]

alr hop on amogus

[grim flare]

new noise amogus would go hard

[heady crane]

FREEDOM

[fluid grove]

Never stop grinding

[strong radish]

Are we mining for new information?

[spice shell]

We are taking back our freedom.

[tough spear]

🎰 GAMBLING🎰

[heady crane]

FREEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

[lament parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-waiting-patiently-waiting-for-you-waiting-on-you-gif-92032370510695490

[strong radish]

FREEDOM

[midnight citrus]

It would also be hellish ngl

[heady crane]

ENOUGH!!!!!!!

[terse thicket]

how would you even

[heady crane]

neeyth gonna be killed first everytime

[terse thicket]

i am deathly ill

(i have the common cold)

[heady crane]

valid asf ive had a stuffy nose for a week and i want to DIE 💔

[midnight citrus]

Dude neeyth would be saying things only a suburbanite white kid would be saying, that’s why he’d get killed everytime 💀

[heady crane]

more white neeyth propaganda you love to see it, also true

[midnight citrus]

Neeyth is from the suburbs so yeah

[heady crane]

idk where he lives i just know its a very red texas town

[midnight citrus]

That explains why he says the whitest things ever ngl

[heady crane]

im ngl i think its cause he likes sonic

[midnight citrus]

That also explains it

[heady crane]

cooking neeyth and he not even here whats the point 💔

[compact violet]

That's not where I was born and I was only there for some months 😭

[heady crane]

#bullying

[heady crane]

thats where you were when i met you so thats what i know

[compact violet]

WHY AM I GETTING COOKED when I'm not even around 😭

[compact violet]

well I don't live in Texas no more so #pwned

[steep solstice]

oh ur not in texas then gg

[heady crane]

ok well thats valid asf

[steep solstice]

I was gonna say that aged terribly 👍

[heady crane]

that was today brochacho

[compact violet]

I'm just gonna get called white all the time atp💔✌️

[heady crane]

guys do you think we could get rid of mosquitos like wipe them out

[compact violet]

Do u not remember the general discussion about mosquitos

[heady crane]

time to crank up the aave

[heady crane]

no was i there, if i wasnt there i didnt read it :p

[compact violet]

that is also "white boy " talk because TikTok has ruined it

[midnight citrus]

Sometimes I like to browse the PS store cuz sometimes you find absolute gems, like what the fuck is animal royale

[compact violet]

well tldr mosquitos are #important

[heady crane]

yo thats peak hop off, that was some bs i played in covid

[compact violet]

Hop off animal Royale it's peak

[heady crane]

yeah but they bite me and thats annoying >~<

[midnight citrus]

What the hell is sky forge

[compact violet]

a mmo

[heady crane]

also hop off peak pt2

[compact violet]

idk if that's peak slime

[midnight citrus]

I’m not even criticizing it 💀

[heady crane]

i liked it :p

as a poor kid with a console you play a lot of bs f2p games

[compact violet]

true#

I just freaking free to play games, now I can...semi get paid games...2 years later on a sale

[midnight citrus]

I’m watching the trailer of it rn and it lowkey looks like steampunk Star Wars level of cringe. Cuz it’s got mech’s and militaristic vehicles but also has weird fantasy elements? Like what is even going on here

Oh damn they got female armors with the chests exposed -rolls eyes-

[compact violet]

Its one of those mmos where it had a peak era but you're downloading it way past its idenity issues

[heady crane]

yeah i assumed it would be shut down by now

[compact violet]

no these console.mmos are like zombies it's crazy how they're not shut off

who's FUNDING these ppl 💔✌️

[midnight citrus]

Warframe still going strong

[heady crane]

what yall now abt tera ✌️

[heady crane]

yeah but thats a real game with players

[compact violet]

I was about to mention it

[midnight citrus]

I forgot the game Vigor existed ngl

[heady crane]

brokies tarkov 🔥

[compact violet]

I played it b4, it's ok...

[heady crane]

what yall know about blacklight retribution ✌️

[midnight citrus]

Absolutely nothing

[heady crane]

or what about loadout (rip) ✌️

[compact violet]

wtf is load out

[heady crane]

richie rich over here

[compact violet]

also blacklight is peak when I get a PS5 #hop on

[midnight citrus]

Brother wdym, I grew up with a white Xbox 360, no fucking internet connection

[heady crane]

game was shut down in like 2019 or 2020 you could just turbo customize cartoony guns shit was peak

[heady crane]

im just bein silly but like... affording games.... must be rich

[midnight citrus]

I’m barely above the poverty line

[pale mesa]

arent we all

[heady crane]

im comfortably above it :p (still poor)

[midnight citrus]

@heady crane I searched up black light retribution on PS5’s store, it doesn’t even show up

[heady crane]

damn it was on ps4 so idk

[midnight citrus]

It might be a Genshin situation then, cuz Genshin is on PS4 but not PS5

[heady crane]

yeah prolly

[compact violet]

Blacklight retribution 2

[heady crane]

tabescent moment

[midnight citrus]

I’m still waiting for the 23rd to roll around Ngl

[compact violet]

Is it me or PS4 is peak console design in terms of portablity

It's like a sandmich....easily slide into things

[midnight citrus]

Yeah, idk why Sony decided to turn the PS5 into a wifi router

[compact violet]

They should've put the PS5 disc slot in the actual PS5 and not have it stick out the PS4 was the perfect form factor to base of

Though obviously it sticks out so u can purchase one

[midnight citrus]

I hope they give the arbites class a line that’s just “I AM THE LEX”, I want robo cop referenced

[heady crane]

mr t lexify

[midnight citrus]

I hope you break both of your legs

[heady crane]

teehee 🤭

[compact violet]

I keep looking at ps5 and switch 2 videos #manifestation

[heady crane]

its gonna spawn in trust

[midnight citrus]

The Arbites class should lowkey just start a paragraph of monologuing when using their ability. Just

“Attention heretics, you are in violation of the Lex Imperialis, the sentence for such a crime is summary execution”

[heady crane]

these things look stupid #truth

[midnight citrus]

What is bro talking about

[heady crane]

arbites

[midnight citrus]

Dude doesn’t appreciate the look of judge dredd and robo cop

[heady crane]

no i hate them i hate authority #truth

[heady crane]

ofc kelp comes in here to try to work again

[midnight citrus]

Sounds heretical

[kind dome]

are we on strike whatd i miss

[heady crane]

whats the guy on the chair called fuck that guy

[midnight citrus]

Yeah definitely a heretic

[heady crane]

#heriticpride

[compact violet]

Yes we are

[midnight citrus]

Abelard, break his knees

[heady crane]

tart lard, shoot em

[midnight citrus]

Imagine having your name be tart

[heady crane]

pop be like

[midnight citrus]

Dude we’re getting a new combat shotgun with the Arbites class, ughhhh that’s so cool

[placid storm]

arby’s class?

[pearl nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481911309504610314/1371349661104865403/image.png?ex=684b0625&is=6849b4a5&hm=90497922fda4934138439516677cd80f7d3480fd379602e3ed0eb493be0be989&

[midnight citrus]

Back to the mines for you

[heady crane]

arbiter halo 3

[pearl nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481911309504610314/1381827144698564718/Hammer.png?ex=684ae890&is=68499710&hm=e84e7155ee0a7fafde28f10ab714f2adfbb15be412a11742998415215afd8fbc&

[midnight citrus]

Why do you torture us like this

[pearl nexus]

It's not me, it's the negative energy hammer

[thorny olive]

[I dream of electric sheep]

[These wires are my nerves]
[Like Prometheus, we reinvented humankind. A reimagining]
///Recreating the whɛel///

-# This message was transmitted from a Sekiguchi Genetics™ Terminal++, in the BiomataCB Lab
-# For more information, please visit Sekiguchi Genetics™

[compact violet]

Self roleplaying

[gray lion]

👀

[midnight citrus]

Dudes losing it

[pearl nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/critical-role-crit-role-cr-arsequeef-matthew-mercer-gif-20064390

[queen thorn]

you got this gang i just got my ps5 recently after nonstop prayer since release

[compact violet]

thank you Bert ....

[queen thorn]

i'll manifest with you twin

[compact violet]

Ive been fiening since 2020 💔

and I had a chance to get it in 2021 and I solied it.for a series. s💔✌️

[midnight citrus]

BERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[queen thorn]

better to have it late than never!!

[queen thorn]

IVE BEEN HERE i even called u out one day and ig chat was speeding

[midnight citrus]

I didn’t even see the @ dude 💀

[thorny olive]

crazy

[queen thorn]

series s after the price increase is like a used ps5 in price 💀

[midnight citrus]

@twin tree another scam

[thorny olive]

feed them to the worms

[compact violet]

true like it's such a slap in the face for me I should've just got the ps5

[midnight citrus]

Meanwhile I wanted to get an Xbox to play gears with my gf but now that’s a pipe dream

[steep solstice]

bernie would have won if you had asked for a ps5. hope ur proud of urself ✌️💔

[twin tree]

Thanks! I need to keep it up for a moment

[compact violet]

FUCKKKK I DOOMED YOU ALL

[queen thorn]

i got my used ps5 slim for 379 at a gamestop a week ago

[twin tree]

👀

[queen thorn]

aint used it much i just basically reserved my seat for gta 6

[midnight citrus]

Meanwhile my friend used some of his house fund money to buy me ready or not pre-orders 💀

[queen thorn]

oh and for bigger games so my pc dont melt

[midnight citrus]

For context, he lives in Texas, he ain’t getting a house

[compact violet]

I need PS5 for everything series S ain't the business post 2022✌️💔

[queen thorn]

fellow texan 🤠

[midnight citrus]

Unfortunate ngl

[queen thorn]

if the trailer for gta 6 had frame drops on ps5 i dont wanna imagine series s 😭

[compact violet]

20 fps 480p

[queen thorn]

series s tho was my first next gen console so i gotta respect it a bit

[meager hemlock]

Hewwo?

[orchid edge]

PlayStation is ass these days but Xbox has been completely irrelevant since xbone

[compact violet]

hello liason

[queen thorn]

had my series s for like 10 months then i got my pc

[steep solstice]

hi liaison

[queen thorn]

esp with game pass being on pc

[compact violet]

Wtf are 90% of these games on this list 💔💔 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games

[thorny olive]

it's so hot.
whyyyy

[midnight citrus]

Wanna pass me that series s?

[compact violet]

It used to NOT be like that they bloated it

[queen thorn]

sold it for pc parts

[midnight citrus]

Fair enough

[steep solstice]

does ps5 still have like 4 triple a games

[orchid edge]

Sony would rather keep on making Horizon Zero Dawn sequels that no one even likes

[queen thorn]

got my 6600xt and some with the money

[midnight citrus]

I like the horizon franchise :(

[compact violet]

I mean their games keep going to PC so they're running out

[orchid edge]

Your taste sucks

[midnight citrus]

I’m sorry I like mechanical animals :(

[orchid edge]

Mechanical animals are cool and all but the game still sucks

[compact violet]

ATP they only got demon souls and destruction all stars

[queen thorn]

i actually really wanna try astro bot bc i needa see what the hype is for the game that killed the littlebigplanet series

[compact violet]

playstation Mario Galaxy I think

[orchid edge]

Astrobot killed LBP?

[midnight citrus]

I’m still waiting on the arbites dlc in Darktide

[steep solstice]

they need to invest more into the game studios so that there can be more games. you cant have a console and no games

[orchid edge]

Astrobot doesn't come anywhere near how good Galaxy is please

[compact violet]

I didn't say that I was just saying ppl call it the Mario galaxy of PlayStation

Idk how true that is I don't got a ps5 yet

[queen thorn]

pretty sure dawg astro bot rolling tga and all the good reviews it got and with the shutdown of all the lbp servers kinda says a bit

[compact violet]

(nor have I played Mario galaxy)

[orchid edge]

The fact that Astrobot won goty is kinda silly it's a good game but there are way better platformers that never won shit

[steep solstice]

will you be getting the ps5 standard or pro

[queen thorn]

get the slim

[compact violet]

Digital slim since it's 400$ rn why would I get the pro

[orchid edge]

Pro is a bad investment don't

[steep solstice]

good thinking

[compact violet]

Ps5 pro doesn't do too much to warrant 650

[midnight citrus]

I got a normal PS5 with a disk drive, that’s it

[queen thorn]

ps5 pro enhanced fortnite

[compact violet]

Fuck yeah extra blades of grass !!

[steep solstice]

youd want the pro for 8k 30fps gaming. its the new bleeding edge

[orchid edge]

Switch 2 is having the biggest launch in history of gaming systems

[compact violet]

I saw about that

guess that so called boycott didn't work huh (of course it didn't)

[queen thorn]

the ultra super duper niche

[orchid edge]

I still never played any game in 4K and people here be talking about 8k

[midnight citrus]

Shill’s gonna shill ig (someone already jail broke it)

[compact violet]

U don't need to play games in 4k watch a movie at that point damn!!!

[queen thorn]

i peak with 1440p the performance loss at 4k is doodoo even in story games

[orchid edge]

Switch 2 is not jailbroken yet it's fake

[compact violet]

Hop on foamstars

[orchid edge]

That's dead

[midnight citrus]

You mean budget splatoon or whatever?

[steep solstice]

hop on gotham city impostors

[orchid edge]

Splatoon with AI assets and NFTs

[compact violet]

holy shir 🥀💔

[midnight citrus]

Like that Off The Grid game huh

[compact violet]

were u there when that one guy was glazing that game

Outta all hills off the grid isn't one I'd die on

[midnight citrus]

Which is the one guy

[compact violet]

idk I forgot about bro

[orchid edge]

This one dude in my classroom was watching bathtub twitch streamers in class

[shell meadow]

Oh thats a throwback

That game was actually a lot of fun

[compact violet]

Hop on MAG ps3

[midnight citrus]

It’s not even a hill, it’s a bottomless pit

[queen thorn]

insane pull holy moly

[midnight citrus]

Don’t fall for his AI generated prompts Bert

[compact violet]

what ....

[orchid edge]

Hop on PlayStation Home

[queen thorn]

if gang was ai this is a damn good ai wym

[compact violet]

Isn't that the IMVU of playstation

[midnight citrus]

I’m just a neeyth hater dw

[spice shell]

Protect neeyth at all costs.

[compact violet]

what happened to that defiance re launch

[midnight citrus]

The what now

[shell meadow]

Hey now dont call it IMVU thats a bit lower than Id consider it but yeah it was the PS social game

[compact violet]

do u not remember defiance was getting relaunched April this year

[midnight citrus]

The fuck is defiance

[compact violet]

💔...........

[pearl nexus]

game that went along with a tv show

playing the game could actually have an impact on the tv show at the time

[midnight citrus]

I must live under a rock cuz I’ve never heard of this

[queen thorn]

xdefiant?? 💀

[compact violet]

the mmo...

[spice shell]

RIP 1 vs 100 on Xbox 360.

[midnight citrus]

Dude I have no clue what your talking about

[compact violet]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defiance_(video_game)

[midnight citrus]

Never seen this in my life 💀

[compact violet]

I play Doritos crash course what is 1 vs 100

[shell meadow]

It failed miserably so thats probably why

[compact violet]

hop on harms way

[midnight citrus]

For a second there neeyth thought I was trolling

[terse thicket]

among

[compact violet]

you

[spice shell]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1_vs._100_(2009_video_game)

[compact violet]

Wtf wish I played this 10k Microsoft points !!

[midnight citrus]

They should release Tarkov on console

[compact violet]

#no

doesn't tarkov have a gazillion key binds

[midnight citrus]

That’s why they should bring it to consoles 💀

So many consoles will explode 💀

[shell meadow]

Not like crazy, I don't think its impossible but inventory management would be hell

[compact violet]

Old Gen consoles running tarkoc at 720p 30fpa

[shell meadow]

If FF14 can manage to put MMO hotbars on console then anything can

[steep solstice]

oh the game and tv show thingy. how do u even remember that neeyth

[midnight citrus]

Neeyth is an AI chatbot ngl

[compact violet]

I didn't post 1 vs 100

[steep solstice]

Neeyth is atleast 28

[midnight citrus]

Nah he’s 14

[compact violet]

Unless ur talking about defiance, that game is #peak

[spice shell]

Yeah Tim, I’m not Neeyth.

[steep solstice]

Defiance yes

[compact violet]

listen I know a few things but I promise I'm not 90

[steep solstice]

You didnt have to turn it back on me 🥀

Hop on medal of honor (2010)

[spice shell]

But you didn’t have to cut me off

[midnight citrus]

I do wanna play that ngl

[steep solstice]

Sorry

[compact violet]

yes bro and airborne

[spice shell]

Weirdest video game lore about my city is that Medal of Honor Allied Assault was developed here. Then the studio moved to California, renamed to Infinity Ward and made some small game series or something.

[shell meadow]

I really liked Medal of Honor Warfighter but it got panned on release im so sad

[compact violet]

#leaked city

wait is the infinity ward bit true wtf

[spice shell]

Yep

[shell meadow]

Yep

[compact violet]

wow that's actually kinda crazy ngl end up making cod

[midnight citrus]

There’s a lot of franchises that people want brought back Ngl

[compact violet]

and now they ass ✌️💔

[midnight citrus]

If I get one more goarmy add I’m gonna go firebomb the next police vehicle I see

[compact violet]

the people WANT ROAD RASH 6 WHOS WITH ME!!!!

[shell meadow]

Iunno I kinda miss AA games but both publishers and gamers kinda hate AA. If a game is mediocre its bad cringe die die die

[midnight citrus]

Also the whole culture war stuff of “woke”

[compact violet]

What's considered AA. Indie games or is indie A.

[spice shell]

Hey there’s no woke in this server

[compact violet]

Is indie one A or two AA

[midnight citrus]

Post the pride flag in gen chat, I wanna see people get angry

[placid storm]

i woke up today

[hard forge]

if someone gave them enough money indie could be AAA

[spice shell]

Sadly I don’t have image perms in there.

[midnight citrus]

I kinda wish I didn’t

[spice shell]

I’d do so without hesitation.

[compact violet]

it's ok, I'll fix gaming by releasing the best game ever made

[placid storm]

i’m gonna get spicy chimken

[spice shell]

Got two messages yesterday that were lovely from people.

[hard forge]

but tetris already exists

[midnight citrus]

(They weren’t lovely)

[compact violet]

old head take golly

bro was DEFINITELY playing Tetris gameboy under the covers 😭 with the lamp attachment

[shell meadow]

Small or Indie devs with financial backing and/or publishing.

So not quite self published/indie but not full fledged large video game projects

[midnight citrus]

Chat should I go to sleep even tho it’s only 5:38 PM?

[compact violet]

why u asking us

[hard forge]

depends when you have to wake up

[midnight citrus]

I have a thing called free will so I figured I’d do something with it

[midnight citrus]

I don’t have to wake up, I’m unemployed and depressed so waking up would be the fail state

[hard forge]

then if you're sleepy just go down, but you'll probably wake up weird early and no one will be chatting

so stay up

[steep solstice]

The difference between indie and double or triple a is money/budget. Thats it

[shell meadow]

When you wake up and see "Saves disabled" on the top left of your vision

But it never re-enables

[compact violet]

my life is like a video game ref

[midnight citrus]

Yeah basically

[shell meadow]

The moment its published its no longer indie. That doesnt necessarily mean money

[compact violet]

What if my publisher is re-logic or developver digital

[shell meadow]

Published by a publisher not the indie studio themselves to be clear

[steep solstice]

Yeah it can mean several things ig

[compact violet]

ok I'll make the first BBB game don't worry

[shell meadow]

Yeah indie just means independently developed and published. Which technically could be a large company.

[steep solstice]

Thats fair

[compact violet]

So TECHNICALLY Ubisoft is indie 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔❓❓❓❓

[shell meadow]

No being indie involves investment too, ubi is public and also owned almost 49/51 by tencent

[compact violet]

aww rats

[steep solstice]

Bethesda is private i think

[compact violet]

can they go public clearly private isn't working

[shell meadow]

Yeah but theyre owned by Mike Rowe Soft

[steep solstice]

Fair

[compact violet]

I'm owned by nivida 🙂

[midnight citrus]

Weird kink but ok

[shell meadow]

Upgrade your GPU then

[placid storm]

time to get CFA

[midnight citrus]

Ya know what’s weird? The fact the space marine 1 remaster isn’t on PS5

[placid storm]

and no skate games

[compact violet]

bc ps5 #sucks

[midnight citrus]

Yeah there aren’t any good RTS games

[compact violet]

who is playing console rts

[steep solstice]

Theres like 10 games on the ps5

[midnight citrus]

Me

[steep solstice]

Competitive starcraft on a controller 🥀

[midnight citrus]

Halo wars 1 was peak ngl

[shell meadow]

Im gonna clown react myself

[midnight citrus]

4 more hours until 1K hours on div2

[orchid edge]

Divinity?

[midnight citrus]

Not everything is a destiny reference

[compact violet]

division 2 ,💔

[cloud turtle]

is that a reference to division 2

[orchid edge]

I thought it was divinity original sin 2

[midnight citrus]

Bros just hating

[cloud turtle]

referenception

[grim flare]

division 2 is fun with friends

[queen thorn]

yurrrrrr

[grim flare]

yo bert

[queen thorn]

yo

[cloud turtle]

gurp

[queen thorn]

another familiar face wsg gang

[light scroll]

less

[midnight citrus]

Me reading this knowing damn well I’ve played solo for all those 1K hours

[kind dome]

destiny

[spice shell]

No! It’s break time.

We actually had this thing called conversation in here earlier!

[twin tree]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-anakin-dark-side-palpatine-sith-gif-14304484953492859842

[hoary arrow]

is that the decal from captain rex's helmet in your pfp?

[twin tree]

It is indeed. I have a Captain Rex helmet, so I had someone take the Jaig Eyes on my helmet and make it into a digital version

[terse thicket]

butane what's your opinon on the tardis

[finite totem]

,,,,

[oblique dome]

i spent 6 hours today digitally kitbashing 1 mini and I can't even post it here

I don't think i'm ever gonna emotionally, physically, psychologically, socially, financially, sexually, professionally, or artistically recover from this

[kind dome]

🏳️‍⚧️ @spice shell

[kind dome]

a mini of what

[gray lion]

👀

[terse thicket]

いいえ！

[pearl nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481911309504610314/1381827144698564718/Hammer.png?ex=684b9150&is=684a3fd0&hm=896d5d5579ec3d284bada2ed88ecb7c9defa8d8775fa48239b5e5ca32589d093&

[gray lion]

👀

[midnight citrus]

Yeah so anyways I just got broken up with

[thorny olive]

you alright?

[midnight citrus]

Define alright

[placid storm]

hope you’re doing okay

[midnight citrus]

Oh dude I follow your tiktok

@placid storm could be worse ngl

[void minnow]

Hello all

How's going?

[distant barn]

Ello

[midnight citrus]

Welp time to ignore the hollow feeling because a new warbond is out in HD2

[gray lion]

👀

[steep solstice]

good luck buddy, it gets better with time 👍 ⏰

[midnight citrus]

Shit happens, I’m gonna patiently wait for the arbites dlc so I can fall into psychosis while playing Darktide

[steep solstice]

I didn't know Warhammer had so many recent vidya games. Which ones are actually good

is Darktide kinda like Doom?

[fluid grove]

Boltgun is old school doom if you're into it
Darktide is Left for Dead with classes and gear

[steep solstice]

I see

[fluid grove]

They re-edited Space Marine (2008) on PC with updated graphics, UI etc
TPS with a focus on melee, the 2nd opus came last year it's really good as well

[midnight citrus]

It’s left for dead but instead of 4 civilians you play as your own flavor of convicted felon crackhead

[gray lion]

👀

[midnight citrus]

Soon to be 4 crackheads + the FBI agent

[hard forge]

woke!

[steep solstice]

is it lore heavy. because I would like to play a game that would introduce me into the world a bit. I have only a little bit of experience from the board games way back when. but it's been so long since I've played I've mostly forgotten 👍

[fluid grove]

For a good into to the world you've got Rogue Trader. It's packed full of lore but you're playing a space corsair

[midnight citrus]

It’s lore heavy as in the characters will chat about recent happenings like the Indomitus Crusade and the Primaris marines, also some little tidbits about gene stealer cultists, Eldar, the priests of mars and various illegal dealings in the rogue trader inquisitorial alliance. Plus your literally fighting in a giant battle for an entire hive city

[fluid grove]

There's also the Dawn of War series if Real Time Strategy is more your jam

[midnight citrus]

At some point the game becomes less of a lore book and more of a “why and how are the rejects still alive”

[midnight citrus]

You mean your playing as a rogue trader, which means you can basically do whatever you want

[fluid grove]

Close enough

[steep solstice]

Interesting. I'll definitely check some of these suggestions out, cheers 👍

[midnight citrus]

Also the dawn of war games are severely outdated + I think some details in them aren’t canon anymore

[fluid grove]

Thing is, the lore is so dense that almost any game can be a good entry point

[fluid grove]

Sadly yeah there's parts that are no longer canon
They're remaking the 1st iirc, it's been announced at Skulls

[fluid grove]

It mainly comes down to what kind of games you want to play/ what factions you want to see

[midnight citrus]

I’m so sick of the blood ravens and the fact they aren’t a blood angels successor despite the similar heraldry and naming conventions

[oblique dome]

darktide was what finally sold me on 40k funnily enough

[fluid grove]

They look so cool but the name doesn't fit, they're obvioulsy camouflaged Psyker-less TS descendants

[midnight citrus]

Well, yeah. That’s their entire thing

[fluid grove]

I do NOT believe for one sec that they're BA ou RG successors

[fluid grove]

Great entry point tbh, not too dense and the game is really fun

[midnight citrus]

Much like how people find it hard to believe that my homebrew chapter is a space wolf successor

[near turtle]

ill smash my pc if marathon survives a month

[fluid grove]

Are they furries

[midnight citrus]

Nah, their about as distant from the wolves as you could get, their scholars who focus on preserving knowledge and understanding ancient things, but they do suffer from the wulfen but in a different state

[fluid grove]

They do seem far removed from Space Wolves

[oblique dome]

for me it was showcasing all the stuff the imperium and chaos have going on that isn't space marines

[midnight citrus]

That’s the entire point due to their CM being a Horus legionary who stayed loyal and just happens to be a perpetual

[jagged apex]

Heck, a week

I mean, main reason is in my banner

Actually, not even the main reason, there are so many problems unfortunately, I really hoped for the best for this game but oh well

[fluid grove]

Oh so they're pretend successor too

[thorny olive]

I wake up. Drink coffee. Appear at work.

War

[midnight citrus]

Nah only the CM is pretend space wolf, the others are legitimately descended from Leman

[gray lion]

👀

[fluid grove]

Gotcha
More of a Odin's Crows vibe

[terse thicket]

Why do you have 117 discipline on your hunter

[tribal gust]

I get sloppy with my stat allocations a lot, especially since we got in game load outs. Because I can always tap a button and go back to a properly optimized endgamego loadout I just throw on whatever when I'm just doing basic solo content

Tl;Dr I probably swapped a fragment or some piece of armor and got too lazy to swap it back

[tawdry prism]

Oh, do people fight over the thermostat where you work, too? 🤣

[fallow vault]

dead server

[midnight citrus]

Real ngl, I know a lot of my loadouts have like 6-7 wasted points in allocation due to armor rolls

[midnight citrus]

HOLY SHIT THEY RELEASED EXTENDED GAMEPLAY OF THE ARBITES

They call each other Lex-mates, that’s sick

[bright wolf]

persona !

[fluid grove]

I'm only hoping the class won't be a must-buy and overshadow the other classes

[midnight citrus]

Dude same but ima main it for a bit

[autumn lynx]

when marathoj

[meager hemlock]

Hello may I interest y'all in the glory that is Rogue Traders?

Best group in warhammer by far

[spice shell]

It has been a very Warhammer kind of day in here.

[torpid eagle]

for the peror

[steep solstice]

whats a good alternative to discord

[compact violet]

None ATM ngl

[midnight citrus]

Teamspeak?

[midnight citrus]

Better than the average discussion in general chat

[steep solstice]

teamspeak?! is that still going. isn't that also voice chat only

[midnight citrus]

Yeah and yeah I think

[steep solstice]

damb

oh wow they seem to have upgraded it quite a bit actually

[spice shell]

These chats have been very similar lately.

[midnight citrus]

That’s surprising

[steep solstice]

the internet also says revolt is a great alternative. hmm