new-noise

[sullen pine]

It's old. Accept it, unc.

[shell meadow]

nope

[junior mulch]

pre covid games = old

[shell meadow]

2019 is covid you dingus

[thorny olive]

the dark ages

but we got animal crossing

[junior mulch]

yeah but it was only covid for like 3 weeks, covid really started in 2020

[shell meadow]

def not true, my college shut down in early '19

[thorny olive]

I'm still mentally stuck in '19

[junior mulch]

hmm im ngl idk then i thought it started at the end of 2019

[molten plume]

2020 for me

[shell meadow]

It could depend on the state tbh, I live on west coast which california was quicker to react than some

[junior mulch]

im canada and the first case here was in 2020

[thorny olive]

NC

[grim flare]

i think california had the quickest response tbh

[shell meadow]

I think so to

[junior mulch]

woke land...

[shell meadow]

there was like couple of cases near me and they went SHUT DOWN THE COLLEGES. It was literally some med students that had to visited a hosptial where one patient was

[compact violet]

Are we talking about the pandemic

[grim flare]

before your time

[thorny olive]

the dark ages

[junior mulch]

yes bro you were only a yougen at the start crazy to think

[compact violet]

NO I WASNT

[terse thicket]

pand*mic

[shell meadow]

dont call people 9 cause of discord ToS

14 is fine tho

[junior mulch]

true...

neeyth wasnt double digits during covid 💀

[strong wharf]

Thats crazy

[shell meadow]

Everyone here is 14 yr/olds as far as im concerned

[compact violet]

@shell meadow with ur age that makes sense

[shell meadow]

Even Ursa, just an older 14 year old

[junior mulch]

i mean when your 48 years old ig everyone seems young

[shell meadow]

Bunch of kids on my lawn

[grim flare]

im surprised Unc knows how to navigate discord fr

[strong wharf]

SARS-2

[shell meadow]

yall woulda shit yourself on teamspeak

[junior mulch]

worst i got was skype unc we dont know no teamspeak

[shell meadow]

"wdym no anime profile pictures?"

[grim flare]

nah I had to use teamspeak for some mmo BS bruh that shit is ancient technology

[shell meadow]

"its so ugly UGGHH:

"ew someone POKED me?"

[sullen pine]

Man. You are old.

[strong wharf]

Ventrilo 🥴

[junior mulch]

who up pokin they teamspeak rn

[grim flare]

and those lame teamspeak emojis 8)

[shell meadow]

probably proto-discord kittens or some shit

[junior mulch]

carpit go away

[terse thicket]

hey guys

D:

[junior mulch]

im just joshin around 🙂

[strong wharf]

Rude

[junior mulch]

you a newgen you dont know their crimes bruh

[strong wharf]

Fair

[terse thicket]

what crimes

[junior mulch]

why the mods sleepin whenever something happens bruh

[shell meadow]

did you know that this year starts gen beta?

[junior mulch]

calling me furry when im NOT

[terse thicket]

guy who's posting the stuff in art channel is 100% under 13

oh god

[junior mulch]

oh gosh

[strong wharf]

oh heck

[junior mulch]

oh pluh

[terse thicket]

WHERE IS BUTANE

[shell meadow]

there is an art channel?

[strong wharf]

I really hate nazis

[terse thicket]

WHERE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR BUTANE

[shell meadow]

oh huh, there is lmao

[grim flare]

Butane prob taking a large poo right now

[shell meadow]

boot react the channel itself

Kick it to space.

[terse thicket]

art channel is
questionable to say the least

[crystal lynx]

can u make a pic of but he's french

[sullen pine]

What art channel 😭

[shell meadow]

That's animal cruelty

forcing any animal to be fronch is punishable by death

[sullen pine]

Oh. NVM.

[crystal lynx]

🥖 eat it and u become french

[shell meadow]

I eat baguettes all the time but my anti french sentiment has built up my stomach acids to resist it

(For mod reasons this is a joke)

[grim flare]

actually goated disclaimer

Unc got that old man IQ

[terse thicket]

the average asmongold viewer was posting images of the mustache man

[light scroll]

awawa

[opal whale]

bwaaaa

[low pulsar]

There’s no art channel cuz they’re gonna be temped to steal it

[terse thicket]

there is an art channel are you slow

[shell meadow]

I am

[ornate turret]

Careful they’ll steal your art lol

[midnight citrus]

Their tryna troll or speak on the situation for their brownie points

[thorny olive]

[junior mulch]

youve made me and my friends play league again thank you brando

[shell meadow]

Im sorry for your loss charles

[junior mulch]

we just had an ff15 game where my team didnt get one kill 💔

[midnight citrus]

Ya know what’s crazy? Both XCOM enemy within and XCOM 2 WOTC are on mobile

[ornate plank]

🫡

[terse thicket]

final fantasy 15??

[junior mulch]

yes bro

[midnight citrus]

I got a question

[junior mulch]

what is yo inquiry young one

[compact violet]

I got a second question

[midnight citrus]

Is it bad I’m considering buying XCOM enemy within on mobile?

[junior mulch]

yes

[midnight citrus]

Crazy ngl

[ornate plank]

Arhats brutal

[junior mulch]

got another onbe next game cause draven is so op

[midnight citrus]

Oh cool my power just went out

[thick summit]

RIP Worm , RIP marathon

[junior mulch]

southern infracuture 💔

[midnight citrus]

If only we had proper infrastructure instead of funneling money into the pockets of billionaires and shit

[junior mulch]

what can ya do ig 🤷‍♂️

[thick summit]

Revolt

[midnight citrus]

Can you shut up? We’re over here talking and your tryna butt into the conversation

[junior mulch]

what is your goal man, what do you want us to revolt against, you got the attention

[gritty wadi]

RIP MARATHON 🫃

[midnight citrus]

You can block those two trolls cuz they just wanna stir shit up

[earnest ruin]

hi

[junior mulch]

I HATE YOU!!!!!!

[earnest ruin]

nice server

[gritty wadi]

It’s a public chat room mr pluto

[midnight citrus]

Average Gen chat user

[shell meadow]

Im sorry

[grim flare]

Xcom 2 is fire

[midnight citrus]

What about XCOM enemy within

[gritty wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/it-gute-nacht-not-gluten-nacht-gluten-nacht-gute-nacht-gif-11419817225655515471

[light scroll]

i am woke and transgender

[earnest ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[shell meadow]

I need to redo my efforts to complete ironman legendary

[gritty wadi]

🫃

[midnight citrus]

I’m doing a legendary run on XCOM 2 but not doing Ironman

[grim flare]

also really good its a more military than xcom 2 and less tech

[junior mulch]

yes bro

[midnight citrus]

Is it bad I’m considering buying XCOM enemy within on mobile then?

[light scroll]

thats yes sis to you little cis boy

[grim flare]

Not really id play them on mobile if I liked mobile games

[shell meadow]

I've done legendary before but I've had Ironman fuck me with bugs endlessly and it drives me crazy not being able to reload. I thought about Bronzeman (ironman honour system) but I want to the real deal 😭

[midnight citrus]

From what I’ve heard they just play the same as the PC ports while the console port of XCOM 2 is missing stuff

[wooden robin]

Xcom is so peak. I really liked to personalize my characters. I asked my friends for names to give them and/or use their names and keep them updated in how they did

[rigid ferry]

Thats a game I need to try again, never finished it but it was a ton of fun when I did play it.

[midnight citrus]

XCOM 2 WOTC is such a fuckin wonky experience on console sometimes

[shell meadow]

I need an XCOM 3, 2k pleeeeeassee.

[midnight citrus]

Best we can do is chimera squad

[grim flare]

console port for xcom was pretty bad i would get consistent crashes aswell but mods really enhance the xcom experience on pc

[shell meadow]

I've played a lil bit of Chimera squad but it didnt catch on

[wooden robin]

Go for it, is so fun. Especially seen people go through hell on streaming after beating it. Some weeks ago i saw super eyepatch wolf playing it, decided to check it out and got just in time to see his hole save crumble infront of him. And somehow it kept getting worst and worst. Peak

[rigid ferry]

I honestly love how your whole gang can just be lost in a single mission, I live for that risk vs reward kinda stuff

[shell meadow]

If you love that level of pain you should try the Long War mod

(god don't, save your sanity)

[midnight citrus]

I only lost like 3 guys in my XCOM 2 WOTC playthrough and all of those kills where just cuz I wasn’t expecting the deaths

[rigid ferry]

My sanity is long gone

[wooden robin]

Don't be afraid of running away from time to time. Unless you are like me and really like to just save everyturn and recharging the save until you get that good run (judge me if you want, i just had a lot of fun playing that way xd)

[rigid ferry]

I'm restoring a car for fun so my sanity is not intact anymore

[wooden robin]

Or darkest dungeon!

[midnight citrus]

Ooooooo you wanna mail me a low end PC so I can play XCOM enemy within and XCOM 2 WOTC with mods oooooooooo

[shell meadow]

Darkest Dungeon is goated honestly

[grim flare]

darkest dungeon is so peak

[rigid ferry]

I have DD2 and I still haven't beaten it yet tbh but its been very fun

[light scroll]

im woking it up rn

[shell meadow]

Doesnt quite meet Darkest Dungeon 1 but the 2nd game is still pretty good

[rigid ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-hypno-hypnotize-hypnosis-hypnotic-gif-5634751

[light scroll]

just ate a burrito

[midnight citrus]

Bro didn’t know you can’t send gifs here

[wooden robin]

Darkest dungeon 1 is pretty much a different genre of game. And it's usually pretty cheap

[rigid ferry]

I have DD1 too and I love it, like the horse carriage thing going on with dd2 is honestly my least fav part of the game I miss the dd1 way of naviation

[wooden robin]

Yeah, gifs were banned in new noise first from some raids. Some days or a week ago general lost them too

[midnight citrus]

Gen chat lowkey needs to get hit with hammers or some shit

[wooden robin]

I really wanted to get dd2 but too many games to buy right now. And now that i started buying wargaming miniatures i won't have that much money for games xd

[ornate plank]

when we running some aram

[junior mulch]

🤷‍♂️

[gritty wadi]

Horrible thing to say

[junior mulch]

😭 😭

dutt pack #need

[ornate plank]

🎰

[compact violet]

Duty

[gritty wadi]

What the fuck do these words mean

[junior mulch]

memememememmemememe

[compact violet]

R u high rn @junior mulch

[junior mulch]

no i dont do any of that im a square 🙂

[crystal lynx]

duct tape or duck tape

[compact violet]

Secret third option

[junior mulch]

tuct tape

[oblique dome]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-gif-25637025

[worldly topaz]

Hey, I’m sorry, I’m sure these types of messages come up a lot and I’m sure they’re annoying. But I’m trying to sign up for the closed alpha - the steam page said to come here but I’m not clear on what I do from here…

[compact violet]

Alpha been over for almost 3+ weeks

[worldly topaz]

Or whatever just sign up to playtest

[junior mulch]

guys yall fw wordle

[gritty wadi]

i fw femboys is that the same?

[junior mulch]

i fw MEN of all kinds

[gritty wadi]

amen brother

[junior mulch]

actually not all but like its chill

[gritty wadi]

i feel you

[junior mulch]

teehee 👉 👈 (yes bro)

[compact violet]

dude!!! It's yes sis!!!!

[junior mulch]

u lying

[compact violet]

I wish those people knew how much their 1 liners did

[gritty wadi]

0.o

[junior mulch]

i think im the only yes bro user tho

[gritty wadi]

cant let internet nerds cut you to ur core like that

[light scroll]

just say sis

[junior mulch]

yes sis 🫡

[light scroll]

good

[gritty wadi]

😳

[junior mulch]

👍

yeah neeyth dont let people get to you

besides me everything ive ever said is true and factual and NOT satire

[compact violet]

okay I believe u

[junior mulch]

youre very cool and pawesome!!

[brittle dagger]

is marathon going to have mod support

[compact violet]

Awesome I hope this didn't say anything else pre edited

[strong bay]

trials of the nine ornaments tomorrow

[junior mulch]

no it didnt ^_^

[junior mulch]

obviously

[compact violet]

Who wanna play that cod zombies clone

[junior mulch]

whcih one

[compact violet]

Seeker ritual

[compact violet]

BRANDON!!!.GIF

[compact violet]

Oh come on you can spam the word "bruh" in it

[terse thicket]

cro

[junior mulch]

crodie 💔 you deaduzz playing that game

[ornate plank]

hi neeyth (I can feel the gif)

[compact violet]

No I'd play vanguard over it fr

[junior mulch]

vro 💔

[compact violet]

It felt like they were trying to copy shino ni numa and some other maps but kinda just lost the plot

I mean it's fun if it was cheaper sure

[shadow shuttle]

Did it

[ornate plank]

Damn that saying something

[compact violet]

ok maybe not vanguard but I'd play exo zombies

[spice shell]

Let’s play battlefield 4

[compact violet]

ugh it better not be operation locker

[junior mulch]

lets play huzz rng on roblox

[compact violet]

is that real

[junior mulch]

yes bro 😭

[spice shell]

We will play in the meat grinder with vastly lower ticket bleed and we will enjoy it.

[shell meadow]

yes PLEASE I still go back to BF4.

(I'd go back to BFBC2 aswell but the servers are shut down and im lazy to find the community ones)

[spice shell]

I mean, bfbc2 rush is probably the best game mode of all battlefields, so yeah, let’s play that one.

[shell meadow]

Butane is officially based I owe you atleast 3 beers

[junior mulch]

unc to unc communitcation right here

[spice shell]

Hell yeah. Don’t drink but hell yeah.

[ornate plank]

are there any servers even up that fill up?

[junior mulch]

yeah neeyth that was def a delete

[ornate plank]

oof we all saw that

[shell meadow]

You have to go through a community browser now iirc, Im not sure how populated they are

[compact violet]

airball of death

[junior mulch]

that was a heinous one imma be honest

[shell meadow]

EA officially shut down their server browser like a 2 years ago

[ornate plank]

oof

[junior mulch]

are you italian

[sullen pine]

What'd I miss?

[compact violet]

How do y shut down a browser

[shell meadow]

bro what

[junior mulch]

like a 2 years ago 🤌

[ornate plank]

Ight so we squading up on pearl market?

[shell meadow]

smh

[spice shell]

Italian 2 years ago?

[junior mulch]

ask neeyth he can tell you if he wants

[shell meadow]

Everyone on this discord floods a BF4 server les go

[junior mulch]

shit would be 4 or 5 people bruh 💔

[shell meadow]

thats enough

[compact violet]

6 player server count 🥀

[ornate plank]

lets jump on propaganda

[sullen pine]

@compact violet How badly did you airball?

[junior mulch]

we could make a squad and exclude neeyth 💯

[compact violet]

like, tried to make a joke shot from the moon type airball

[ornate plank]

dropped straight down

[sullen pine]

No, what did you say?

[junior mulch]

brick central from neeyth 💔

[compact violet]

I said old man yaoi

[sullen pine]

In relation to who??? That's an automatic airball, holY.

[junior mulch]

after butan and serpah were talking and i said unc to unc communication

[compact violet]

butane without the E 🥀

[sullen pine]

Neeyth, holy shit.

[compact violet]

LISTEN WE ALL AIRBALL SOMETIMES

[junior mulch]

not that bad tho

[compact violet]

it just makes the hitters hit

[ornate plank]

Yeah but at least it goes high

[sullen pine]

You aren't one.

[shell meadow]

This did remind me to look up the community revival project for BFBC2. It looks like Project Rome is keeping Battlefield 3 and BFBC2 alive

[compact violet]

ppl still play bf3 with that annoying ass blue tint

[ornate plank]

woahhhh calm down there

[compact violet]

Like seriously why didn't they add an option to remove it

[shell meadow]

buncha youngin's that didn't get to appreciate peak battlefield

[junior mulch]

bf1 is peak bruh not bf3

[shell meadow]

BFBC2 is peak you can fight me

[junior mulch]

unc we can run the friendly ones if you please 🙂

[shell meadow]

?

[compact violet]

I prefer bad company 1 way more

[spice shell]

I liked when my battlefields were realistic! Like when I could carry a 180 pound water-jacket cooled machine gun across the field in WWI!

[brittle vessel]

Lmao

[brittle vessel]

Battlefield 1 was peak though. Not realistic but the vibes were absolutely impeccable

[spice shell]

I enjoyed bf1. I just remember when people were using it as how battlefield used to be realistic when hating on new ones.

[shell meadow]

at the end of the day the realistic part of battlefield split off into a mod then that became Squad

[brittle vessel]

Battlefield def leans on the realism side compared to cod but it’s no milsim. Kinda the inbetween.

[shell meadow]

Project Reality for BF2 iirc

There is only a single BFBC2 server above 20 players on the community project sadness

[compact violet]

Is this true

[midnight citrus]

My power is back sorta

[midnight citrus]

It is true

[ornate plank]

oof

[shell meadow]

Im on it, 170 ping but nostalgia is carrying me through it

[junior mulch]

just played a roblox starwars lightsaber fighting game with my friend while both listening to duel of the fates i feel like a champion

[shadow shuttle]

bf3 rush better

[spice shell]

I thought bf3 rush was still good, but the fact that the maps in bc2 were specifically made for the rush mode made it more enjoyable for me.

[shell meadow]

Yeah, every rush since BFBC2 was tacked on. The maps were designed for Conquest first then Rush, whereas BFBC2 it was the other way around

[cold shell]

Don't dig straight down you'll fall in lava

[ornate plank]

too late

[midnight citrus]

Ok bruh

[junior mulch]

i love the bird so much !

[midnight citrus]

I’m laying down rn and I have 3 cats on me. And I get hit in the face by a moth and all 3 cats look at the moth but don’t move. WJAT RHE FUCK IS THIS DRUID SHIT

[junior mulch]

damn you lucky the cats didnt all just jump that moth you would had a bad time

[midnight citrus]

I’m literally a fucking Druid atp

[sharp spear]

I take it they’re pretty stingy with these beta/alpha keys?

Signed up for it months ago and nothing….destiny alpha/beta were more accessible

[junior mulch]

its been over for 3 weeks go home

[shell meadow]

Alpha is done there wont be any more invites, second we have no clue how Beta keys wille be handed out cause it literally has yet to be announced

[snow jolt]

Check #marathon-news for updates.

[midnight citrus]

You can’t read can you?

[snow jolt]

Bros it's fine they just didn't know.

Bros and br-enbies**

[sharp spear]

I saw what was happening with the lawsuit, and I think it’s hilarious that they’re trying to shift it to one artist

[sharp spear]

Read what? I read you can watch a streamer and possibly get it and that they might send you one

[midnight citrus]

They said the alpha was ending at a certain time and that time has passed, idk if that’s hard to understand

[sharp spear]

No idea where your little ego trip is coming from. My lack of noticing the update you’re mentioning has nothing to do with either my comprehension or ability to read… 😂

[sharp spear]

Imagine if you were to have just said,”they said the alpha was ending at a certain time” like you just did, but without the garble you thought made you look clever?

[midnight citrus]

It’s not even an ego trip, I just figured people would get the memo that the alpha was ending on the 13th of this month, I could be wrong about that but the alpha’s end date has been known for awhile, so don’t get pissy you didn’t look

@sharp spear not answering that dm

[sharp spear]

I’m getting pissy at you. I could care less at such an irrelevant fault like that 😂

[sharp spear]

The dm is one word. Meaningless really. But if just the gesture is enough to quake you like that, I rest my case. Thanks for the tip, boy

[junior mulch]

pluto we dont need you getting banned dont feed into this freak

[midnight citrus]

There is no reason to answer a dm that doesn’t convey any information or add anything to the conversation, you waste your time and oxygen

[midnight citrus]

I’ll beat the case again fr

[junior mulch]

beast mode

[sharp spear]

Your reasoning is tragic

[midnight citrus]

Plus dude has door/knob on his profile, he’s probably some grifting schmuck

Also my power is currently held together by a generator, hopefully it gets fixed soon

[junior mulch]

what timezone you in, its almost sleep time here so you could prolly just sleep through the outage

[sharp spear]

Try marble mason, living cozy ☺️

[midnight citrus]

Central time for me so I definitely could. I just don’t feel like getting up and taking melatonin for it

[sharp spear]

That’s just something to humor the prouner participants

My own touch. Kind of like the dog with the G in the desert with a pair of boots on

[junior mulch]

ahh i get cooked by melatonin i get the wicked dreams so i just gotta lock in on sleep or im doomed

[sharp spear]

Thought I was the only one

[midnight citrus]

Bro’s getting pieced up by the sleep paralysis demons

[junior mulch]

they fuck me up i hate waking up scared as shit

demons kick my ass i need some holy help or smth

[midnight citrus]

Unironically the only times I wake up without an alarm is because the room temperature is off or my body is telling me something is wrong

[dense sonnet]

I feel like plagiarizing today

[junior mulch]

i sleep like the dead until the time my alarm usually goes of or like 20 mins before my alarm

[wooden robin]

Gotta fight your dreams dog. Once you get used to do it, It's easy. Even in sleep paralisys i just relax and wake my self up (Although It gets harder surprisingly)

[midnight citrus]

Be like me and sleep through a tornado almost hitting your house

[junior mulch]

i can sleep fine without melatonin and id rather not fight demons lmao im good

too scary for me

im usually immune to scary dreams if i sleep with someone so i gotta lock in on not being a loser and find someone asap

[wooden robin]

No fun, i actually have while dreaming started analising the design of monsters in my dreams. They did look good

[junior mulch]

your brain is goated at design ig, mine are just basically the worst scariest most ominous thing i can think of so im just scared out of my mind and fight or flight activates and then i wake up with mad adreniline and am tweaking

[wooden robin]

(my dreams are wierd but i have fun with them)

[midnight citrus]

I don’t like talking about my dreams because I’d get locked up in a psych ward

[junior mulch]

i usually get struck with no dreams or the worst ones ever

[midnight citrus]

Ughhh the more I watch EFT gameplay the more I wanna play it

[wooden robin]

Honestly, since i was a kid the last time i actually got a fucked dream was when i got sleep paralisys while face down on my pillow. It was harder to relax while not being able to breath well xd

(i was so glad when i got Up and started breathing well again)

[wooden robin]

Eft?

[midnight citrus]

Escape from Tarkov

[wooden robin]

Ahhhh

[midnight citrus]

Also Charles got muted 💀

[wooden robin]

Oh XD

[midnight citrus]

He said no no word

[wooden robin]

He'll come back from jail a changed man

[midnight citrus]

Yeah he’s gonna sleep through it ig

[wooden robin]

He'll come back as a well rested man

[rough copper]

plagiarism will make me god!!!
plagiarism will make me god!!!
plagiarism will make me god!!!
plagiarism will make me god!!!
plagiarism will make me god!!!
plagiarism will make me god!!!
plagiarism will make me god!!!

[shell meadow]

Rip Charles. Cant call me Unc from the jail cell

[midnight citrus]

Oh shit, I forgot about Phoenix Point

[shell meadow]

Havent heard that game mentioned in a minute

[terse thicket]

i took a nap and had a dream that Butane banned me again but this time because I did bad in legendary witch queen

[shell meadow]

Why do you keep doing bad in your dreams

[terse thicket]

which doesn’t even make sense I did all of legendary witch queen solo

[midnight citrus]

I’m watching a video about the history of XCOM and it got name dropped and I instantly found it on PS store

[terse thicket]

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING BANNED BY BUTANE

[shell meadow]

I remember hearing really mixed things at the time and XCOM2 was more fresh at the time so I never gave it a shot

[terse thicket]

maybe if I go to sleep to 10 hours of whisper of the worm i’ll do good and ban him in my next dream

[midnight citrus]

Why is enemy within not canon but enemy unknown also a fuckin simulation? What is this lore bro

[midnight citrus]

Get XCOM 2 with the DLC’s including WOTC. Best way to experience the game ngl

[shell meadow]

I thought the lore was that one of the raids in XCOM within was successful which lead to XCOM 2. At that point I guess they have wave you "winning" EW/EU as a sim theyre putting the commander into which might actually be the commander aiding the Aliens take over the planet.

I havent extensively looked into the lore. XCOM2 really was just a lazy "what if we lost" scenario anyways

[midnight citrus]

Well, yeah your basically right 💀

The story of enemy unknown/within is that it was legit a tactical simulation that the aliens/advent put you through cuz during the initial invasion every country betrayed the XCOM initiative and struck a deal with Advent

[shell meadow]

Yeah and that allowed them to attack your base directly cause it was supposed to be hidden.

I do wonder what theyll do with the story after all that and 2

[midnight citrus]

Literally nothing cuz chimera squad happened

Ugh I wish I could get a PC to play XCOM enemy within and XCOM 2 WOTC cuz enemy within isn’t on PS4/5 and also there’s some dlc missing from XCOM 2 console ports

[wooden prism]

That was such an awesome campaign, Witch Queen was such an amazing drop with the boys. The boss with the flaming flail took an hour to get through

[shell meadow]

I was about to say yeah. That happened. I feel like its hard to continue the "Failed Defense" canon. But following up you winning EU is also hard cause now you have all this alien tech. However XCOM The Bureau hand waived that.

[midnight citrus]

Hear me out, XCOM multiverse

[shell meadow]

I haaaate everything becoming a multiverse but hey if it has to happen

[midnight citrus]

I think multiverses are ok. Some suck like the comics multiverses cuz holy FUCK I hate Batman who laughs. But at the same time I love the spider-verse as a concept

Probably the most lukewarm take I’ve ever had fr

[terse thicket]

which one was that?

[wooden prism]

The boss?

[terse thicket]

yeah which boss was that
was that the one where you have to go around and smash the crystals

[wooden prism]

Yeah, smash the three crystals and start damage phase

Took us forever, everything was a 2-shot kill

[terse thicket]

yeah that one was miserable
although I still thought the riven thing was harder
bs explosives

[wooden prism]

Oh yeeeah the sparrow race part was misery, my buddy kept getting sniped over and over

[strong bay]

I need trials of the nine prestige ornaments

[wooden prism]

And the Savathun fight, holy fuck. I miss that campaign, I almost with they’d make an event where they’d string all the campaigns together and throw some good loot in there as an incentive

[terse thicket]

IT’S NOT TOO LATE
DON’T DO IT

[strong bay]

Trials of the nine ornaments please

[wooden prism]

The entire Lightfall legendary campaign was a breeze until the Calus fight, same for Final Shape, but by that point we were so roided from subclass 3.0 so I can’t blame them

[latent nova]

forget it bru they never bringing those ornaments back until they needa squeeze their last few hundreds

[strong bay]

Nah its coming tomorrow

[latent nova]

trolling?

[terse thicket]

no, tolling

[latent nova]

mightve just installed

[wooden prism]

It came back last week

[latent nova]

wit glow?

[placid storm]

nice pfp

[strong bay]

Day 1 garden

[strong bay]

Dude I love fortnite

[midnight citrus]

Fortnite STW peak

[strong bay]

True

[latent nova]

heh, sorry to 1 up you bud but im a day 1 ron 😼

[strong bay]

🧎‍♂️

[latent nova]

all the lfgs bow under my presence

[strong bay]

Playing ffxiv rn

[midnight citrus]

Talking about that 6 player dungeon?

[latent nova]

no pal, the 6 player raid that took over 2 days to complete

for the 1st team that is

[midnight citrus]

One day epic is gonna launch new end game content for STW

[latent nova]

where were you when kaber was wielding the aegis and fending off the vex

[strong bay]

Trials of the nine ornaments coming in edge of fate btw

[compact violet]

Last exit no land beyond only

[midnight citrus]

Neeyth go back to crashing out over lightsabers in Destiny

[compact violet]

Last word only rusted lands

[strong bay]

Trials of the Nine ornaments soon

[terse thicket]

im high I meant to say MMO not RPG im high im high im not high but I feel high holy

[crystal lynx]

um

[strong bay]

Destiny 2 trials of the nine ornaments soon

[compact violet]

U must really like these ornaments man

[strong bay]

I do, I wish I had em

[thorny olive]

[crystal lynx]

does anyone knw how to spell whoa or is it woa or woah

[terse thicket]

woah

[crystal lynx]

ty

[thorny olive]

i want gummy worms

[crystal lynx]

wait me too

im so evil for staying up late guys

listening to french music

[thorny olive]

i don't pass out till 4 or 5

[ornate plank]

what in particular?

[shell meadow]

I try not to have too much sugar, but gummies are great

Only answer I would take is La Femme

[zealous bloom]

maraphone

[shell meadow]

I guess Caravan Palace, Justice and Daft Punk are all french too, I kinda forget about that

[placid storm]

or listening to Alcest

[fluid grove]

Pfp gives off Stromae vibes

[molten plume]

Yeah aren’t you like 14 go to bed

I think the only French artist I’ve ever listened to is coeur de pirate, and she’s québécois which is like temu French

[opal whale]

Hey guys, I'm running out of cigrets soon

[strong wharf]

cold quit 👍

your lungs will thank you

[vital gale]

I ate all the cigarettes, no more smoking

[fluid grove]

Never heard that comparison before and I'm 100% for it ||even though Québécois French is closest to a "true blue" French||

[stiff garnet]

Hola

[stiff garnet]

Breathe air

[remote pond]

Yawn

[remote pond]

Touch grass

[stiff garnet]

Dude , my abs are harder then yo dih calm down lil bro💀

[remote pond]

That’s not the flex you think it is

I was also just adding onto your noise.

[stiff garnet]

Huh

[remote pond]

Use your eyes lil bro

[stiff garnet]

Cope harder

[calm thicket]

bro doesnt know hes supposed to have 6 eyes lmao

[remote pond]

That didn’t make sense. You ok?

[shadow shuttle]

Vanessa Paradis and Edith Piaf

[flat wagon]

Any beta room? Just upgraded to a 5080

[opal whale]

Game will be dead first week

[strong wharf]

damn son

[marble garnet]

Game dead already right bunch of scum stealing assets from art creators

[midnight citrus]

Aren’t you the guy who keeps downgrading company logo’s?

[strong wharf]

what can I say. 90s vapourwave aesthetics are in. the millennials has taken over 🤷‍♂️

[midnight citrus]

True

[mellow pike]

Uh, hello

[river cave]

Qq

[mellow pike]

Ces são br?

[tall moss]

What if, you wanted to play BG3 but steam said "Cloud error"

[midnight citrus]

Rolled a Nat 1 irl

[mossy crag]

is there any games that have basically the same gameplay? i wanna play something like marathon

[midnight citrus]

Ignore him, he’s tryna rage bait

[mossy crag]

i wanna try something before marathon releases

[midnight citrus]

Play Warhammer 40K Chaos Gate Demon Hunters

[mossy crag]

thanks

[light scroll]

awawa

[terse thicket]

no

[oblique dome]

they're VERY different in terms of the nuances, but in general if you're looking for "arcadey extraction shooter that's really more of a hybrid battle royale" try Hunt Showdown

[terse thicket]

GRAVEMIND HALO 2????

gravemind was typing I swear to god

[oblique dome]

really you could (and I would) argue that Hunt is just a BR where you pick a loadout instead of finding one. looking for clues and finding the monster is just a looser way of implementing the BR circle

economy and meta progression are very simplified and there are no wipes unless you choose to prestige

[midnight citrus]

Holy shit new payday 3 update

[oblique dome]

crankin that shit as we speak 👊 🤑

oh shit I forgot my girl is back 🍀

[terse thicket]

booooooo

[terse thicket]

ts with the fur

[midnight citrus]

Aren’t you obsessed with Roblox

[terse thicket]

i didn’t even know gubby was from roblox until I did research on him

[midnight citrus]

That’s a lie

[terse thicket]

🫜

[compact violet]

They ran outta neeyth

[fluid grove]

Finally

[terse thicket]

ok

[torpid eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40000-warhammer-40k-space-marines-grey-knights-gif-7726753728119107602

damn, hit with the no embed

[fluid grove]

The GK are not for everyone to see

[torpid eagle]

true
we know too much now

[oblique dome]

holy shit i forgot this game is fucking TIGHT

[median hound]

Eating bugs

munch munch munch

[compact violet]

protein

[strong bay]

Trials of the nine ornaments soon

[shadow shuttle]

Did it remove the stand in circles objective and leveling system

[midnight citrus]

New armor system and stuff

[shadow shuttle]

I'll play payday 3 when they just take payday 2s leveling system and put it in 3

Was my biggest disappointment with the game by far

[terse thicket]

yall come hang out in play ma

[grim flare]

i just hope the company doesnt bankrupt by the time payday 3 gets good (if it does)

[compact violet]

Does payday 3 have the infamous jingle like in 2

[terse thicket]

I need a medic bag

[midnight citrus]

I like payday 3’s leveling system

[oblique dome]

it's good now, was ass on launch

[midnight citrus]

Turrets

[oblique dome]

what about em

[midnight citrus]

Their good in PD3

[oblique dome]

hell yeah

my last 300 or so hours with payday 2 across the past few years were with restoration mod so i don't even remember what vanilla was like. they're good in resmod too though

[spice shell]

I need... healing.

[oblique dome]

GRAHHHHHHHHHH I NEEEEEEEEEEED A MEDIC BAG

[molten plume]

Oh? How so? Is it lexically more similar to old French than modern French?

They finally fixed most of the bugs in Splitgate 2 beta. I’m still having fun even though the MMR has caught up with me and is putting me up against professional portalers now

[grim flare]

i should give payday 3 another shot

[fluid grove]

Québécois is actively trying to avoid any "anglicism" in the language and trying to replace them with french-er expressions
Also there's a huge in gap in idioms and other expressions

It's not necessarily closer to ye olde frank but it's trying really hard to distinct itself from French

[hard forge]

reminds me of language historians saying the british english of the late 1700s better resembles new england accents as the dialect drifted in england

[molten plume]

Ohhh I see. I’ve been to Quebec a couple of times and as an English speaker it is terribly annoying that they intentionally go out of their way to inconvenience you though. It’s interesting because I really hate cultural conservatism in general (in the sense of adhering to old traditions or vernacular for the sake of it) but I understand wanting to preserve your heritage when you’re surrounded by former British colonies and the federal government itself is heavily anglicized.

[fluid grove]

Yeah that's the general idea, they're surrounded by English-speaking territories and so they try to stay as French as possible and then more

Meanwhile "European" French is more akin to something like German where most of the new "slang" and modern terms (parking, smileys, emoji, emails...) are picked straight from the English with little to no change

[strange pawn]

Did you know that france is in europe

[fluid grove]

Québec goes as far as requesting French names for all movies which sometimes get really funny

[fluid grove]

And French as a language is spoken in 3-4 continents with major variations

[molten plume]

I’m always surprised at how fluent in English most non-native English speakers in Western Europe are. To the point where they may as well be native speakers. Would you say you type English more than French?

[fluid grove]

It's 50/50,English has become the internet's lingua franca and we have to know it for work so it's taught at school as part of the normal cursus
I definitely read more English than French in my day to day simply because I'm on the phone so much

[fluid grove]

I'd love to discuss this more but I'm hungy so see ya later

[molten plume]

Have a good meal, try not to kill any animals

[compact violet]

Holy shit it's bert

[thorny olive]

I want to leave work
Aghhhh

[strong wharf]

Just leave

[thorny olive]

If only

NuCaloric has me till 5

[fluid grove]

Tbh I think it's mainly tied to the aftermath of WW2 and the Marshall Plan, the american influence was immense hasn't dimmed that much, especially with the internet / social network era

Most of us are at least digital if not cultural US colonies

[lavish lynx]

/worm

[crude ginkgo]

[molten plume]

It started off with Hollywood dominance of cinema and pop culture I’d say. I didn’t grow up in the US, but I still grew up watching scooby doo, the flintstones, tom and jerry, etc. No other country has been so successful and prolific in exporting media and for such a sustained period of time

[fluid grove]

Exactly, and I'm glad that we have the cultural exception (exception culturelle française) that gives us a shitload of protections and grants for the art, based on the idea that culture isn't a mercantile good and should be treated differently. It's how I can make a (small) living as a sound engineer even though I don't work on a constant basis

[thorny olive]

[light scroll]

awawa

[junior mulch]

yes sis

[strong bay]

Destiny 2 trials of the nine ornaments

[neat bramble]

how is new noise feeling

[compact violet]

I'm feeling

[junior mulch]

im very feel

[strong bay]

Need destiny 2 trials of the nine ornaments NOW

[terse thicket]

aghhhhh i need a medic bag

[strong wharf]

splitgate 2 is alright

[junior mulch]

payday 2 👎 👎 👎 👎

[neat bramble]

]payday reference

[junior mulch]

that game is so buns bro idk how people like that garb 💔

[strong bay]

Where trials of the nine ornaments

[terse thicket]

you would love it you’re a furry

[junior mulch]

i was hoping for more anger my ragebait didnt work 😦 (i do love that game but that doesnt mean anything)

[terse thicket]

🚬

[strong bay]

Trials of the nine tomorrow

[junior mulch]

the bird is so cool

[edgy belfry]

When will the pink cat be added to destiny 2

[deep frigate]

Soon as they steal it

adopt*

[edgy belfry]

I mean who wouldn’t want to steal a pink cat tho

[junior mulch]

guys who up running a marathn rn

[thorny olive]

I'm free!!!

[strong wharf]

yay

[gleaming sleet]

What even is this channel supposed to be for

[strong wharf]

nostalgia

[junior mulch]

new noises

[oblique dome]

pd2 was good until 2015

[junior mulch]

it was never good 💯

[oblique dome]

jules fucked up the whole game design

[junior mulch]

nah im ngl i love that game even now its so fun and joyous :)))

[oblique dome]

i put like 2300 hours into pd2 as a teenager and into college

tough relationship

and then over 3k hours into warframe. im weak to a good coop horde shooter i guess

[wooden prism]

Dark tide bangs, brother

[terse thicket]

you poor soul

[oblique dome]

yeah I gave that a good <checks steam> 300 hours. unfortunately i just got too many issues with fatshark's design in general and things they did with darktide in particular for it to be something i play regularly.

but it was the single piece of media that finally sold me on Warhammer and opened me up to a whole other hobby that I enjoy even more than gaming now so I will always owe it that

[oblique dome]

hey i enjoyed....uhhh..most of them...nah that game just straight up had me by the fucking balls for with the setting and general gameplay even though the level scaling system haunted me for most of it

[wooden prism]

Hell yeah, I pray for more missions. If you can wrangle the boys into it it’s so much fun

[oblique dome]

that's one of my biggest things with it. I DO NOT enjoy playing with randoms in co-op games, but darktide basically has no support for solo with bots and most of my friends were lukewarm on it

especially fatshark games with that godawful grimoire system

god i fucking hate that shit what dumb fuck came up with that mechanic are they insane

[wooden prism]

Yeah grimoire is dogshit. You either get god tier teammates or lobotomies that charge the suicide Bomber.

[opal whale]

new noise who's ready

[oblique dome]

grimoires are literally the only thing in the entirety of gaming that has ever made me act toxic toward my teammates

[meager hemlock]

Hello, I'm here for the transgender burger tax.

[oblique dome]

and I used to play league of legends

[compact violet]

I'm too ready

[junior mulch]

trans fanum be like

[meager hemlock]

just play anti-corruption zealot ezpz

[oblique dome]

there just aren't words for how much it spiked my blood pressure for some rando to be able to simply Decide that I Have Less HP Now

[meager hemlock]

warframe, my beloved

I remember warframe skill trees

[meager hemlock]

I mean easy answer is don't get hit. I think I was a bit ruined by vermintide being less forgiving and grimoires messing you up more

[wooden prism]

Teammates charging into the horde by themselves might make me type of schizophrenic shit but grimoires were and are a horrible idea. Or the downy that decides to swing at the demon host

[oblique dome]

Damn, respect to my uncs in chat ✊ I was there for the pre-Liset lobby but skill trees are before even my time

[meager hemlock]

Yeah I think I joined the update ember was released(?) so much has changed since then ho ly lmao

[wooden prism]

Carrying in dark tide compared to carrying in destiny is a blood pressure spike

[meager hemlock]

zorencoptering and skill trees and opening to the galaxy map and excalibur super jump

[opal whale]

zorencoptering

[meager hemlock]

oh going insane mode on precision psyker is so fun tho

[oblique dome]

I mean sure, they don't make the game unplayable, but it's not ok that your teammates can just choose to force you to play at a higher level of difficulty than you actually signed up for and then act with some sort of bizarre moral judgment when you aren't happy about it

[wooden prism]

Fifty gunners down a hallway, spraying down two downed teammates while your ogryn is fist fighting a demon host

[meager hemlock]

fair fair, it's a pain in the ass

[compact violet]

Warframe aunt right here holy shit you might remember when revives were paid

[wooden prism]

Psykers are so much fun

[meager hemlock]

jesus yeah I do

my only regret is not getting lato prime

[oblique dome]

it's also an extension of the progression system I hate, people insist on doing grims because the game is a massive fucking grind and it makes them hungry for every shred of extra shit

[compact violet]

Lato prime incarnon 🤤🤤‼️

[oblique dome]

gahhhhhhhhhhhh do NOT make me reinstall warframe you degenerates

[meager hemlock]

yeah I really dislike how much of a resource grind it is. lemme just progress by playing the damn game lol

[meager hemlock]

LOOK AT HOT NEW SPIDER LADY ISN'T SHE COOL??

[oblique dome]

darktide secretly an extraction shooter cus 50% of your playtime is spent looking in random corners for bundles of junk 😶

[oblique dome]

im still hung up on valkyr heirloom 🥵 melee blender valkyr is an experience you don't get in any other game i miss her so much chat

[meager hemlock]

she's so wonderful, my feral kitty lady

[placid storm]

valkyr was my first prime

[oblique dome]

I paid for rhino prime twice cus I had to sell my first one after putting a fucking focus lens on him

[tired bluff]

goat

[summer lynx]

I think my first prime was Trinity, but it's been so long ago that I don't actually know.

[lavish lynx]

Mine was wisp

Or gauss idk

[oblique dome]

Warframe was the game that made me realize I have a hard limit to the amount of audiovisual stimulus I can take in a game. convergence orbs, a million floating health bars, loud ass elemental damage effects. game just got extremely ugly after a certain point

the fact that I can play Risk of Rain 2 is something of a miracle

[oblique dome]

I remember when Steve was still on the team he spent a lot of time improving the rendering and posted a bunch of tweets showing off materials and stuff and I was like. cool man, this looks awesome, it's gonna just be covered in damage numbers and flourescent goo and UI popups the whole round

[junior mulch]

Chicken Jockey!!!!

[keen palm]

shut up

[light scroll]

arfarf

[keen palm]

shut up

[shell schooner]

Rough rough

[strong wharf]

Thats enough gen chat for this afternoon

[slender creek]

What’s going on chatters

[oblique dome]

I'm making curry

[hard forge]

i'm heating up a frozen lasagna

got some extra moz to add for the last 10 minutes

[valid nebula]

Is it true I will get banned if I mentioned the plagarized artwork cause damn that sucks ass if so

[carmine epoch]

no not true. because the people got banned posted links.

[molten plume]

What kind

[placid storm]

only for this afternoon?

[oblique dome]

I'm not advanced enough to know all the different kinds yet sadly

[oblique dome]

just some chicken and vegetables stewed in tomato puree, greek yogurt, and plenty of curry powder

probably most comparable to butter chicken or tikka masala

I'll get there one day

[runic sleet]

nah you're good, it's fine to discuss it

[random frost]

Is the marketing completely nuked? We haven't even got official words in the news

[flint bone]

New noise

[flint bone]

What on earth is a Warframe aunt

[compact violet]

unc but auntie edition instead

[placid storm]

bro you’re not Lotus

[grim flare]

who the highest MR in here for warframe

[compact violet]

I'm Mr 23

Been hard stuck it for a while

[junior mulch]

im mr rage

[grim flare]

make some plat n start buying prime frames

[compact violet]

Is this trippie red

[junior mulch]

i wuv twippie wed

[grim flare]

am I Unc if i still watch shark tank

[junior mulch]

nah shark tank goated

[grim flare]

is Forged in fire still cool too?

[junior mulch]

YES BRO i love when he says this wil keel

[grim flare]

that show is the perfect mix of boomer and modern and its so fire i get all the old people to watch it

[compact violet]

Holy shit it's raining so hard

[junior mulch]

me and my dad watch that and at family gatherings it OWNS the dudes so we all just chill and watch it

[junior mulch]

no its not its actually a great day outside rn

[compact violet]

do u want a video

[junior mulch]

ok

i can report neeyth bouta die fr

[compact violet]

yes my wokeinems (this is a /srs )

[grim flare]

rip

[junior mulch]

neeyth r u /srs or /j bro PLEASE be /j PLEASEEE

[grim flare]

what the skibidi

[compact violet]

Unfortunately/srs

[junior mulch]

nah neeyth you built diff aint no tornado stopping you fr

[compact violet]

How can storm chasers find this exciting bro wtf 😭

[junior mulch]

cause they can run you stuck bro you gotta lock in

[grim flare]

neeyth can run

[junior mulch]

yeah but like neeyth lives there strom chasers got a home to go to

[compact violet]

It's ok I'm a grown ahh man I'll tough out the damage

[junior mulch]

on foenem grave neeyth lives

[compact violet]

I'm just sitting by a candle

#nonchalantaura

[junior mulch]

dark souls bonfire you gonna respawn there dw

[compact violet]

true.....ur so smart

[junior mulch]

us gamers dont die we respawn 💯

[compact violet]

true.....this is just a way to upgrade my skill tree...🦾🦾🦾

[shadow shuttle]

they call me agamer

[junior mulch]

they call you ksenia i thought

[shadow shuttle]

they call me a gamer

[grim flare]

who is they

[shadow shuttle]

youu know...

[grim flare]

the voices?

[junior mulch]

they call you cousin ksenia from the distant west (idk how to imitate a native accent through text but just read it in one)

[grim flare]

i wish i was gamer

[shadow shuttle]

Aho

[junior mulch]

real tradish she is

[shadow shuttle]

do you drink out of mason jars

[grim flare]

i do

[junior mulch]

no i have cups im not tradish im sorry 💔

[shadow shuttle]

GG

[grim flare]

mason jars hold lots of wataa

[junior mulch]

i got colonized what can ya do 🤷‍♂️ i live 4 hours from my rez

[compact violet]

rez?

[junior mulch]

native reservation

[wooden prism]

You got a pretty baller casino deal though

[junior mulch]

cheap gas when i pass by too, and if i own a business i can claim soverignty (i think) and not pay taxes

[wooden prism]

I wish I got colonized

[compact violet]

wtf charle drives

[junior mulch]

well i mean its not like we didnt suffer terribly i have granparents that had to tank residential schools

[junior mulch]

yes bro im an adult wtf do you not?

[grim flare]

Neeyth cant drive we know this cant get a permit till 16

[compact violet]

yes I do

[wooden prism]

The trail of tears does sound like a major bummer, but not paying taxes is an incredible boon

[junior mulch]

ok well why tf would i not?

[compact violet]

that's a lot of wtf and tf usage in 2 messages

[wooden prism]

If you don’t have to pay taxes take full advantage of it brother

[junior mulch]

its a tough thing cause in canada i think we got it worse (im speaking outta my ass) and i still pay taxes just not if i own a business

[terse thicket]

Devil may cry anime

[junior mulch]

sry im written by vivziepop

[compact violet]

Do they really cuss a lot in the anime I don't even think they be swearing that much in the games outside of damn

[terse thicket]

It is bad

It got to the point where I started cheering when there was a minute without swearing

[compact violet]

We should ban swearing

[terse thicket]

There were also plot holes everywhere???

[junior mulch]

back roads can do that yknow

[compact violet]

🍅

[junior mulch]

youve had worse airballs...

[wooden prism]

I see, I know nothing of Canada tax laws, or any tax laws frankly. All I really know is they fuck me hard every paycheck

[compact violet]

not true

[junior mulch]

old man yaoi?? worst airball of the centruy

[compact violet]

horrible out of context sentencing

[junior mulch]

even in context it was horrible

[kind dome]

hi guys

[junior mulch]

everyone here hates you go away

[teal lava]

What have we become

[terse thicket]

furries mainly

[junior mulch]

pawesome 🙂

[kind dome]

Okay sorry

[teal lava]

May god help us all.

[junior mulch]

we wont hate you if you let scoobydoomystery into kelp cord tho 👀

[terse thicket]

THATS MY LINE

[wooden prism]

I don’t hate you, big dog

[junior mulch]

haiii hewwo haii :3 :3c

[teal lava]

I wish to have all memory of the internet erased from my mind before I die. So I can die in peace.

[grim flare]

whats good my goat

[terse thicket]

you’ll die without knowing what a is

[junior mulch]

tricks on it instantly

[teal lava]

Good. I hope that thing burns in hell

[junior mulch]

i wuv you :3 haii mastow i wuv you :3

[terse thicket]

YOU NEED TO BE EXILED

[round meadow]

So Sony?

[junior mulch]

never met the guy whats he like?

[round meadow]

cut marketing, think he's someone? idk

[junior mulch]

shit idk im just here being gay and cool and stuff so idk

[round meadow]

mee too

[junior mulch]

on foenem grave bro

[round meadow]

oh em gee bruv

Hope it all works out genuinely. Happy Memorial Day!

[compact violet]

what is this EZ mode...😏😏😏😏‼️‼️‼️🦾🦾🦾🦾

[round meadow]

For those in US

[junior mulch]

shit that storm aint lock in bro

[grim flare]

dont worry that storm will spin back

[compact violet]

UR PRAYING FOR MY DEATH!!

[junior mulch]

nah im just saying respect it bro shit aint sweet out there you gotta lock in aint no ez mode

[compact violet]

I'm winning rn!!!!

[junior mulch]

storm = pwned #winning

what is your new pfp neeyth

[compact violet]

wym vro

[junior mulch]

r we deaduzz rn

[compact violet]

WHAT 💔??

[round meadow]

vro says wymb but we is

[junior mulch]

WHAT IS IT?!??!?! ITS CRAZY LOOKIN

[compact violet]

dude no it's not goon I swear

[junior mulch]

if you got full pic send it in dms i dont ebeliev you

[round meadow]

bungo is goon wym?

[oblique dome]

"I'm a big fan of the french press"

"The coffee machine or the tricep exercise?"

"yes"

[junior mulch]

neither fuck coffe and triceps

[junior mulch]

im getting ragebaited gen chat GET ME OUT HERE WHERE DO THESE FREAKS COME FROM!!

[midnight citrus]

De list gen chat

[junior mulch]

bro im too stupid and addicted theres cool people in there i canttt, im like the image of the bird in the cage but there only two bars and its standing at them acting like it cant escape

[midnight citrus]

That’s your own fault

[junior mulch]

sure is!

[compact violet]

and I like arguing !!!

[junior mulch]

yeah but arguing with the people in there is so POINTLESS THEYRE SO DUMB

[compact violet]

bait? Or mental.............

[junior mulch]

def mental have you seen his messages, look at his profile it gotta be mental

[midnight citrus]

I gotta see this

[junior mulch]

its just his history (his bio will tell you all you need to know)

[midnight citrus]

Who we talking about?

[junior mulch]

kota dont snitch im trusing you this is our hideout for the cool kids

[midnight citrus]

NO FUCKING WAY ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS FRIENDS WITH THAT BUM

[junior mulch]

tragic 💔 moots with a reject

[midnight citrus]

Ya know I’m noticing that a lot of people with shitty takes here are usually also in the HD2 server

[junior mulch]

hmm seems like turbo nerdy games like hd2 and warhammer (prolly just the facism) attract turbo losers hmmm

[compact violet]

I'm a turbo loser I'm a turbo loser!!

[junior mulch]

not saying its the only thing but there is certianly a common theme #nooticing

[midnight citrus]

See if that was true then EFT and Warframe would attract fascists instead of queer people

[compact violet]

eft? Escape from tarkov??

[junior mulch]

r u deaduzz idk about warframe but eft def has those

[midnight citrus]

The EFT community hates itself and warframe is just one giant make out session

[compact violet]

Yeah no Warframe is EXTREMELY pro LGBT and has a high LGBT community and even some characters gay, nb, yk type shit (this is a good thing)

[junior mulch]

that weeds out the weridos (usually)

[compact violet]

We have like 2 nb frames!!!

[midnight citrus]

The guy you play as in warframe is gender fluid, like that’s been stated

[junior mulch]

wait how do frames have genders arent they kinda like mechs

[compact violet]

Not spoiling 😏😏😏

[junior mulch]

bro just spoil idgaf about that game

[midnight citrus]

You ever seen that one anime with the EVA mechs?

[junior mulch]

i love evangelion have you not seen me glaze it before?

[midnight citrus]

Yeah warframes are basically EVA’s

[junior mulch]

you talking shinjis eva where its actually alive? cause the other evas are just robots

[midnight citrus]

I mean Rhino Prime’s lore excerpt is it literally charging down Orokin guards, turning them into chunks of gore and flesh, and then eating said gore and flesh

[junior mulch]

shinjis eva then going berserk and such

[oblique dome]

the first plot twist is that the warframes are just mindless automatons you remote control, the second plot twist is that actually no they actually are people but like their personalities are repressed when you're piloting them, and then the third plot twist is fuck it they're people now and they have faces and they're super hot and fuck

[midnight citrus]

Tbf that was probably an inexperienced Rhino pilot, the average rhino in the end game is an unkillable beast if you play him right. The average warframe could commit genocide if the job needed it

[junior mulch]

so do people control them anymore or are we just watching kinda

[compact violet]

warframes are basically flesh suits, they're repo models of the original Warframe who was indeed a human and they have a parasite that turns them into flesh machinery

But basically the warframes are originally humans who are turnt into these things and then get massively reproduced like models for people to use

[junior mulch]

like how shinjis eva is his mom but also a robot he controls

[compact violet]

so the gender of the Warframe is based off the original person or sometimes they have special lore where they weren't even people and just made outta different reasons n shit but that's the basic gist

[midnight citrus]

Actually warframes aren’t people anymore, some manage to retain their personality’s like Stalker, Umbra and Mirage I think. Also Flare/Temple

Jade exists because she was the wife of Stalker and was pregnant when she was turned into a warframe but she ended up becoming a weird situation where she was partially sentient and ended up saving Stalker during the Tenno up rising

[junior mulch]

do the frames ever go berserk while under control or are they just chill and listen

[oblique dome]

in all seriousness i think the idea is:

they used to be people, they still are, kinda. the person they used to be is still in there somewhere and the operator basically mind melds with them when they pilot them. and when they're not being piloted they basically go into stasis

[junior mulch]

thank you guys for the warframe lore briefing might actually pay attention and watch like a 20 hour vid on it or smth

[compact violet]

Only 1 Warframe (in game) went mad trying to control him because his case was very special, as in he is a literal still human being inside said Warframe and ur piloting his body

But in cutscenes ur Warframe does move independently rarely but no they don't go crazy or berserk, only some of them did like rhino, and valkyr who were tortured n stuff

[midnight citrus]

This goes without saying, the original Jade is dead, she died during the Jade shadows quest but because we’re us we built a clone of her and pilot her around the solar system

Also Flare/Temple is a weird situation where Ballas made the Temple strain but never used it due to how rebellious it was, Entrati took it back to 1999, injected David Bowie/Flare with it and then Flare boards a comet that passes by earth and then reappears during the Tenno Uprising as Temple

[compact violet]

I mean there's some warframes who are just known for killing ppl so there's that

[junior mulch]

that is sick asf i WILL be watching a several hour long vid then

[oblique dome]

i HIGHkey hate the whole operator/"warframes are mindless war puppets" thing and have ever since it was revealed, especially since the operators have been such boring annoying L flop characters. it was way more fun to speculate about what each frame's personality is like and it seems DE finally agrees given the whole 1999 thing

[midnight citrus]

MY GLORIOUS KING LAVOS PRIMED HIMSELF, GRAAAAAAAAAAG

[compact violet]

Priming yourself is the most coolest thing I've heard

[junior mulch]

wait what are prime frames like their final form or smth?

[midnight citrus]

Primes are the originals

[compact violet]

Prime is the original, but with new lore prime can be "earned" so yes it can be a "final form"

[junior mulch]

so why r they better or r they not

[oblique dome]

opposite actually, primes are the originals with blinged out Gucci Mane Orokin tech, regular frames are mass produced copies

[compact violet]

They are better cause their the originals, the non primes are basically the mass reproduction model

[midnight citrus]

Primes gameplay wise only have like 5 more points in stats and stuff

Primes lore wise please refer to Rhino Prime’s lore entry again

[junior mulch]

OOHHHHHH so frames are mass produced i thought every frame aws an individual and prime was that person getting better

[oblique dome]

what's funny is that prime weapons are always better than non prime weapons by a large margins, but prime frames are basiclly cosmetic

[junior mulch]

hmmm ok ok

[midnight citrus]

I still have Lavos Prime and his 18 clones of regular Lavos tho

[compact violet]

only in very recent lore like the lavos Warframe prime is "them" getting better but yeah they're the originals

[oblique dome]

lorewise there was one original person who got turned into that frame, then that person-frame got turned into a blueprint that could be replicated

[compact violet]

Like no chroma doesn't look like a red ugly thing he's a cool ass dragon with fire wings

[midnight citrus]

Unironically yeah, Lavos did prime himself cuz he got bored

[midnight citrus]

Erm actually Chroma is a Shaman

[compact violet]

Type shit

[oblique dome]

basically what im saying is prime frames are primarchs and regular frames are space marines and frame blueprints are geneseed

[midnight citrus]

Charles got muted again

[oblique dome]

all fiction is just warhammer 40000 in a groucho marx disguise

[compact violet]

They got Charles

[oblique dome]

Opps smoked his ass

[compact violet]

Charles says good night

[midnight citrus]

This is a bad comparison considering even a non-primed warframe can wipe out entire fucking planets

[compact violet]

Grendel:

space Marines vs Grendel (he's a lil hungry)

[midnight citrus]

That fat bastard is just hungry

I’m still not gonna farm Grendel prime

[compact violet]

Grendel prime would be easier than his base form now

[oblique dome]

so can a space marine if you ask the average space marine player

[midnight citrus]

Me looking at the average space marine player (tau railgun)

[midnight citrus]

Well yes but I’m also lazy asf lol. I should probably farm kompressa prime relics cuz I want my bubble gun prime

[compact violet]

I hear kompressa is good

[midnight citrus]

I have a sniper that shoots explosive flesh barbs at people, a pistol that shoots bubbles that burn you, poison you, irradiate you and also give you a viral infection

And then my melee is just a dinky little dagger

[midnight citrus]

It is, it’s a good status primer but it also snapshots crit upgrades so you can get red crits with it easily

[torpid eagle]

Dark eldar armories be like

[sage kiln]

They stole all the art right?

[sinful flicker]

No it was a few glyphs and assets the whole art style wasn't stolen and a lot of it is Joseph cross's inspiration since he's the art director. If you want to see for yourself check his portfolio it's good art even before marathon.

[midnight citrus]

The guy your talking to is tryna get his internet moral standing points up, no use tryna talk to him

[sinful flicker]

Oooooh it's one of those types, alr thanks for the heads up.

[oblique dome]

don't take the bait, just X + L + recycled + thumbs down + foot + mpreg + snore + rock + clown + tomato + italian + yawn + eggplant + bird + skull + bait + bait2 react him and move on

add a couple more to the pile if you're feeling spicy

[sinful flicker]

Wise advice that I shall heed

[oblique dome]

top 5 worst sentences ive ever written btw

[prisma path]

been awfully quiet news wise

[barren tulip]

i wonder why 🤣

[tiny agate]

https://youtu.be/NpJNaG8_NHA?si=oJBHqF_04KX-wTi7

[torpid eagle]

[midnight citrus]

It’s cuz I’m not here to carry the convo

[prisma path]

i know im just kinda suprised its been THIS quiet

[placid storm]

because it was monday and a holiday

[prisma path]

news from bungie wise, its been a hot minute

[burnt thorn]

It only feels long because every day for Marathon has been like burning in a fiery hell if you're even adjacent the project or watching it all unfold

[snow jolt]

When do we lose our decorations?

I can't figure out where to see that.

[rapid zenith]

stealing art is wild

[meager hemlock]

Give tgirls in your life burgers

[meager hemlock]

Prime frames are prettier and are therefore more powerful in the scaling

[midnight citrus]

I felt so vindicated when they showed Lavos prime and everyone kept asking me how to play him

[terse thicket]

hey Gus

[meager hemlock]

God I love lavos. I understand completely lol

[midnight citrus]

They called me a loser for not using meta, they called me a madman, their failures brought them back to me.

[narrow tulip]

hello fellow people

[thorny olive]

half of my hand feels like static

[terse thicket]

that’s cole

[thorny olive]

feel like I have three fingers

[midnight citrus]

Simple solution, chop chop

[light scroll]

true

i had a burger earlier r u proud liason i WILL get D's

[valid topaz]

gfy

@indigo oriole wsg

[molten plume]

Does this hamster have a name

Oh, apparently it’s hammy ham.

…I liked it better when I didn’t know