new-noise

[hard forge]

put us away you've got better things to do

[high solstice]

Helooooo

[opal whale]

hi everynyan

[flint bone]

I got so many tomatoes!

[halcyon crow]

meowathon

[flint bone]

I'm gonna eat you all 😋

[shadow shuttle]

He can be both

[junior mulch]

tahnk you

[shadow shuttle]

Depends on if ur Metis/French/Indigenous

[opal whale]

canada :<

[shadow shuttle]

This is also true

[junior mulch]

im indigenous but i meant the country is pretty close to being british

yay :3 welcome back 👋

[halcyon crow]

thank you for your service cybersenia ~

[shadow shuttle]

We're far closer to being American if you ignore the crown still holding power in government

[junior mulch]

and being apart of the commonwealth but those are pretty big things to ignore (i know what youre saying tho)

y its so fun here especially gen chat

dont go tere its terrible

[shadow shuttle]

Ye I just mean culturally

[neat jewel]

[compact violet]

-# 4

[junior mulch]

yeah but we also use metric and some british spelling as well as (at least here in ontario) a decent amount of british slang

[shadow shuttle]

We're like if Americans fought for bare minimum socialist programs and didn't go further and every seems okay with that for some reason

[junior mulch]

jhin league of legends no way

[shadow shuttle]

We use both measurement systems at least here in the west

[halcyon crow]

oh wao you an og my apolocheese for thinking you were newgen

[junior mulch]

yeah thats true actually mb didnt think too hard about it

[shadow shuttle]

Measurements for construction or height etc are in imperial

[junior mulch]

yeah but like km/h and sometimes weight

[ornate plank]

nihj

[junior mulch]

weight is werid acause its like a 50/50 if you get asked kg or lbs at least near me

[halcyon crow]

@kind dome i say we kidnap dis one

[compact violet]

horrible out of context

[junior mulch]

dont @ them they got shooters im scared

[high solstice]

WOAHHH

[halcyon crow]

@kind dome dis one too

[shadow shuttle]

Distance traveled is measured in minutes and hours

[junior mulch]

you kidnappin league players??

[compact violet]

stinky

[halcyon crow]

ehh you’ll see

[shadow shuttle]

Curious do Americans also measure distance in the amount of time on average it takes to get places

[grim flare]

Major Kelp got aura he not gonna respond to anybody’s @

[halcyon crow]

or not, not my decision.

[halcyon crow]

kelp was beggin for alpah 3 weeks ago

[compact violet]

Yh no I never did that I don't think

[junior mulch]

holy cyac i just realiazed me and neeyth out numbad 😨

[grim flare]

Cap my goat would never

[junior mulch]

youve never said that something is 10 mins or an hour away?

[shadow shuttle]

/alpah

[junior mulch]

/alpaca

[halcyon crow]

in my state yes “oh my god thats like an hour drive”

[compact violet]

oh yeah no I say like "the store is 5 minutes away" or stuff like that

[junior mulch]

we do too :3

[woven panther]

I’m still waiting on the alpha btw

[shadow shuttle]

Do you also do it for long distances

[compact violet]

Time travel

[shadow shuttle]

I will legit say places are 18 hours away

[grim flare]

Neeyth can’t drive of course they wouldn’t say that

[junior mulch]

yeah like florida is 24 hours away from me

[woven panther]

Bungie sending 1 code per day 😭

[compact violet]

chat can we get a true

[junior mulch]

nope

[shadow shuttle]

No

[compact violet]

chat can we get a false

[junior mulch]

shut up neeyth

[compact violet]

okay

[shadow shuttle]

Charles already gets the message

[junior mulch]

i was joking come back 🥺

[woven panther]

I can say ur valuable asset for the discord server

[ornate plank]

no plz

[grim flare]

Wut

[junior mulch]

the numbers bob what do they mean

[grim flare]

Was that sauce?

[tiny viper]

chat is marathon DOA?

[grim flare]

Do we sound the gooner alarm?

[halcyon crow]

yes

[restive elk]

you mean Art Raiders?

[compact violet]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

[woven panther]

I need an explanation an essay on how can we play dis game legally or illegally?

[neat bramble]

what

[woven panther]

Yes

[junior mulch]

yo thats not whats important we need to focus on how the prophets betrayed the elites and started the great schism which replaced the elites with brutes which eventually led to the downfall of the covenent and the upending of the great journey

[tiny viper]

he wants to pirate

[grim flare]

Buy the game

[neat bramble]

well uh several issues there'

1: tis not released, two its a live service game

[halcyon crow]

i was trying to post proof but i think old messages are prevented from
being replied to rn

[woven panther]

That’s why I wanna know 🌚

[junior mulch]

3: halo reach is the best halo can i get a true

[compact violet]

true

[tiny viper]

marathon gonna be so ass people wont even bother cracking it

[woven panther]

True

[junior mulch]

im gonna bother cracking locus 🤤

[grim flare]

How you even crack a live service game

[compact violet]

by stealing it duh

[compact violet]

Bungie joke!🤣🤣

[junior mulch]

sike u suck

[woven panther]

There we go somebody got my point

[shadow shuttle]

Ur wrong but I respect it

[compact violet]

wow sailor Jupiter I thought u were COOL....

[ornate plank]

I repent plz forgive

[junior mulch]

what yo fav halo if its 3 you get exploded by carney personally

[cursive oriole]

surely a delay will happen
surely
Shore leave......

[shadow shuttle]

Wish it was Jupiter she's way cooler

[halcyon crow]

sailor solar

[shadow shuttle]

2 for singleplayer 3 for multiplayer reach for forge

[opal whale]

i wish destiny was real :/

[compact violet]

you won't believe what I'm gonna say @opal whale

[shadow shuttle]

Prob 2 my fav overall

[cursive oriole]

but you gotta start asking
are WE real

[compact violet]

no we're all chat gpt

[junior mulch]

now that i think about i need to replay 2 im conflicted on it

[halcyon crow]

idunno even as a kid halo 2 looked kinda like muddy ass on xbox

[opal whale]

im the realest

[tiny viper]

do u guys think bungie devs are reading all these comments about how marathon will be bad

[compact violet]

yes

[junior mulch]

remaster looks sexy

[shadow shuttle]

2 had awesome glitches I would try to do in the multiplayer

[compact violet]

Halo 2 remaster looks good idk why people say it looks like shit

[halcyon crow]

bungo might be in fuck it we ball mode

[shadow shuttle]

Would spend hours breaking the wings off banshees to do the super bounce

[junior mulch]

time to grind all of 2's campaign in one night 🙏

[cursive oriole]

bungo with their backs against the wall somehow produces miracles 😭

[compact violet]

Also I like on MCC you can switch halo 1-2 graphics so seamless

[halcyon crow]

[cursive oriole]

it sucks that it has to be that way but its gotta stop at some point 😭

[compact violet]

who likes Raiden

[ornate plank]

nesp

[halcyon crow]

in the grim darkness of the near future there is only cramming

[woven panther]

Being honest and true 100% what are we thinking about Marathons controversy?

[flint bone]

I hope you're talking about raiden from metal gear

[compact violet]

I'm talking about Raiden

[junior mulch]

goat twunk fr (tw1nk is a banned word)

[halcyon crow]

it’s valid and unfortunate. Just wish other people’s livelihoods wasn’t in the balance over the public backlash

[flint bone]

📉📉📉

[flint bone]

ah yes

[grim flare]

Raiden from genshin impact?

[compact violet]

I'm taking about raiden guys

[junior mulch]

raiden from mortal kombat?

[ornate plank]

is he tho

[halcyon crow]

neeyth very rarely (if ever) posts in good faith

[flint bone]

I need to get neeyth out of his house

[compact violet]

Dude RAIDEN!!! omg stop trolling guys

[flint bone]

YOU NEED TO SEE THE SUN

YOU'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG

[compact violet]

https://armoredcore.fandom.com/wiki/RAIDEN

[junior mulch]

guys thoughts on the Shadow in Intent (fav ship)

[cursive oriole]

BWAHAHAHAH

[grim flare]

Mods take his arms n legs

[junior mulch]

mods pick em apart one by one until he is but a torso and head

[cursive oriole]

bro gonna be the black knight from the monty python movie 😭

[halcyon crow]

dont all covenant ships look the same?

that being said my fav ship is still the pillar of autumn.

[junior mulch]

hop off my goat it has the best shipmaster rtas vadum

[junior mulch]

in amber clad better

[compact violet]

who up being subterfuge rn

[junior mulch]

who up haloing they 2 rn

[halcyon crow]

thoughts on spirit of fire (never played halo wars)

[compact violet]

loser I play Spartan strike like a real haloer (It was the only thing I could play on my windows 8 tablet)

[halcyon crow]

you didnt read the og novels you a scrub

[junior mulch]

i fw it i also fw the unsc two for flinching

[compact violet]

I don't read

[junior mulch]

fall of reach goated fr fr

[junior mulch]

all the audiobooks are free on youtube go listen

[compact violet]

tbh if @junior mulch was at the galassing of reach he'd handle it I trust him

[junior mulch]

this is true i woulda been a spartan 2 and beat the invasion ez

[halcyon crow]

my favs from the novels were the ships they sent the spartan iii’s in on their suicide missions

[junior mulch]

i just like the names they are silly :p

[halcyon crow]

if only we got spartan ii’s and iii’s dying on reach together ugh

[grim flare]

I never played halo

[junior mulch]

we did jorge was a spartan 2

yeah keep that deleted

[grim flare]

Hawk tuah?

[junior mulch]

jiralhanae tuah grah on that thang

[oblique dome]

cannot believe I was muted yet again for openly identifying as italian 😭 😭

[junior mulch]

thats desereved

[opal whale]

silly? mee

[compact violet]

guys my halo OC named is Smith and he met master chief as a kid and he says "kid you're gonna be a Spartan, I need you to strike for this halo wars" then he infinites all over the guardians

[junior mulch]

i need you to explode right now

[halcyon crow]

but what if halo: reach and fall of reach had a baby. Imagine if you will, fred sending jorge with the spartan iii’s noble team to show them how to nuke a shaw fujikawa drive

[placid storm]

[ornate plank]

[halcyon crow]

spartan ii’s loyalty to halsey with spartan iii’s loyalty to the unsc coming to a head at ONI sword base

[compact violet]

Guys we must answer the call to duty if a problem arrives.

You don't want a SQUAD of people coming do you? As well minimize missions where there's risk of rain too.

[ornate plank]

me rn

[compact violet]

Ugh, this is gonna be a league of people coming to this fortress....damn it! I need a team too! No.... actually, I need...my own league of a team...of legends....yeah, a league of legends...

[oblique dome]

ok real shit tho risk of rain is so peak

[junior mulch]

kid named league of nations

[compact violet]

Are u talking about the website where u roleplay as a country

[grim flare]

What

[oblique dome]

oh i was into that as a kid

[halcyon crow]

cybernations mentioned PEAK

[ornate plank]

what in the …

[junior mulch]

do you not know what the league of nations is

[halcyon crow]

he’s a child he doesnt even know about the great 2008 recession

[junior mulch]

my dad still hates unions cause of that

[oblique dome]

in 2025 you would just play stellaris but it was pretty cool at the time

[grim flare]

There was a 2008 recession?

[compact violet]

I don't know my history

[junior mulch]

its what nato/ the un was after ww1 and it dissolved during or before ww2 because that shit didnt work cuz everyone was poor (great depression)

also halo 2 heroic is hard asf its making me feel bad

[grim flare]

New noise looking like history channel rn

[compact violet]

History channel at 3am

[junior mulch]

i love history

[halcyon crow]

modern marvels was great

[compact violet]

dude what modern marvel sucks have you seen what they did to the MCU

[halcyon crow]

until we got the slop

[ornate plank]

😋

[junior mulch]

petition to explode neeyth all in favour say i

[halcyon crow]

i meant the history channel show modern marvels

[junior mulch]

what the season rn isnt it starwars

drop the map code vro need dat

[compact violet]

Battlefield sent me a email saying I'm running out of time wtf are they gonna do!?!

[junior mulch]

damn im getting hoed rn wtf

[hoary arrow]

ok general chat is going back to shit, time to chill here whilst things die down

[grim flare]

150 is crazy

[junior mulch]

150$ IN THIS ECONOMY??

[compact violet]

Hey vro

[ornate plank]

blow up

[junior mulch]

🐐 🫡

[compact violet]

TF is the extra 50 for

[junior mulch]

fitgirl gonna bless me if you can play coop

[pliant magnet]

What do we think boys, all in on red or black?

[grim flare]

Tax

[junior mulch]

fitgirl is someone that takes cracked games and repacks them and distrubutes them

[compact violet]

wait that sounded crazy

[junior mulch]

neeyth you shouldnt have deleted that that was fire best post youve ever made

i have a friend ive played every borderlands game with coop so bl4 wont be any different

[flint bone]

there's a boys love 4???

[junior mulch]

ive read and listened to way more than 4 of them

[flint bone]

:o

[junior mulch]

that was me until i convinced him during covid and hes been a bl truther since

[opal whale]

need me a fit girl

[pliant magnet]

Same

[junior mulch]

not in my bank account thats for sure

[halcyon crow]

don’t encourage that nincompoop

[pliant magnet]

But girl fit

[junior mulch]

if you saw the message you wouldnt be saying that

[compact violet]

Thank u twitch prime for free Lego Star wars 🤍

[opal whale]

does twitch prime give u discord

[compact violet]

That's game pass

[junior mulch]

thank you twitch prime for free fallout 3 and nv and other bs

[halcyon crow]

I am a neeyth hater, 99% of what comes out of his mouth offends me

[opal whale]

i need to find a plug i need to be pretty

[compact violet]

I'm redeeming these games even tho I'm not gonna play any of them and can't run 90% of them

[junior mulch]

this was the 1% it was uninttionally funny

i play as solid snake or p[eter griffin

[halcyon crow]

r u asking if twitch prime gives you discord nitro?

[compact violet]

Who wants Minecraft legends pc

[junior mulch]

no one vro 💔

[compact violet]

true that game sucks

[junior mulch]

i tried to play but after an hour i wanted to never touch it again

[grim flare]

Wym can’t run what pc u got

[compact violet]

Ok let me go buy a delisted game rq

[junior mulch]

💔 he doesnt know

yes bro

[compact violet]

Minecraft legends DONT EVEN GOT MODS 💔💔❓

[grim flare]

Is it a Chromebook??

[compact violet]

It's a mini PC I have AMD Ryzen 7 5800U(igpu) with 16gb ram

[ornate plank]

wait which one

[compact violet]

Complete saga

[ornate plank]

oh

[compact violet]

Twitch prime is giving mafia 2-3 for free too

[junior mulch]

everytime i hear mafia 3 i think of the "go to bathroom youre shitting yourself" vid

look it up on yt funniest vid eva

neeyth you needa chill

[compact violet]

ur right

[junior mulch]

i wasnt planning on it lol

[compact violet]

Persona mobile releasing June 24

[hoary spade]

.0+2

[opal whale]

2.0!

[ornate plank]

[junior mulch]

beast

[dull bramble]

what in the diablo immortal

[halcyon crow]

“do you guys not have phones?”

[compact violet]

U have a phone bruh, :////!!!!

[junior mulch]

lowkey it is still good i think besides obvious and easy pay 2 win

[opal whale]

it’s the only game i have on my phone and it is good for passing bus rides

[halcyon crow]

ty @kind dome my boy

[grim flare]

Major Kelp dont know about u gng

He got too much aura for that

[placid storm]

[ornate plank]

[shadow shuttle]

ur not even in the kelp cord lil bro

[junior mulch]

owned

[grim flare]

Ofc im not in the kelp cord i dont got aura either but you not in the kelp cord anyway

[shadow shuttle]

I have the best role in the kelp cord

[grim flare]

Cap

[junior mulch]

we're all in the kelp cord and youre not

[shadow shuttle]

its so good I cant say it in here

[grim flare]

No way kelp got everybody in the kelp cord but me no shot

[shadow shuttle]

they need to take away ur super emoji perms

[halcyon crow]

does he know?

[halcyon crow]

i know you love me frendo~

[placid storm]

hmm

what about cilantro cord

[junior mulch]

im not idek if its a real thing

[halcyon crow]

some people call it soap cord

[junior mulch]

damn wtf get me in there

[halcyon crow]

[junior mulch]

pwease 🥺

[grim flare]

Nah hell nah you need aura to be in kelp cord

[junior mulch]

you saying huge_charles84 dont go aura cmon now

[ornate plank]

you not in it?

[halcyon crow]

💀 we got the newgen thinking kelpcord is cool we’ll never hear the end of it

[ornate plank]

oh damn

[halcyon crow]

This was factchecked by sekiguchi shareholders

[ornate plank]

hey I’m a mida operative 🙂

[halcyon crow]

more of a mocha man myself

[grim flare]

Nah no cap Huge_Charles84 got +1000 aura for the ragebait in general

still not enough aura for the kelp cord tho

[ornate plank]

damn the autocorrect

[junior mulch]

yo they frying my ass

[kind dome]

Okay chat was is going on in here

[junior mulch]

is kelpcord real?

[grim flare]

ima crashout if kelpcord not real

[kind dome]

Yes

[junior mulch]

imma flex the 52 dollars in my account 💔

[junior mulch]

can a brotha get an invite i dont believe you

[grim flare]

same

[halcyon crow]

the newgens gave been rizzmerized by kelp

[junior mulch]

i dont believe its real

[grim flare]

I heard kelpcord hella exclusive

[kind dome]

Maybe. Maybe to you too @grim flare

[junior mulch]

new noise myths going crazy

[halcyon crow]

😔

[vital gale]

aaauuugggghhhh

[ornate plank]

ohhhh kelpcord is new new noise right?

[halcyon crow]

katlissa rejected us tooo

[grim flare]

I just gotta get my aura up then ill surely be accepted into kelpcord

[ornate plank]

damn didn’t know ppl rejected kelpcord

oh shoot makes sense

[junior mulch]

they still dont believe i was ragebaiting ;-;

[ornate plank]

it’s tough out there man

[junior mulch]

shits still working mann 😦

[grim flare]

ragebaiting an olympic sport fr

[ornate plank]

idk if that’s enough

[junior mulch]

im getting the gold

[ornate plank]

hello cubito 👋🏽

[wooden robin]

Pretty much, i didn't even read it. I just appeared xd

[halcyon crow]

hi bucket!

[wooden robin]

How is everyone doing? ^^

[halcyon crow]

thoughts on the controversy bucket

[grim flare]

bucket are you in kelpcord?

[junior mulch]

wait what does this mean

[compact violet]

dive now

[ornate plank]

most of the big names are

[ornate plank]

chillin hbu

[wooden robin]

Yep

[junior mulch]

lowkey i fw the illuminate they are cool

[kind dome]

Super* Earth

[ornate plank]

nah I’m w you except the invite part

are those the zombie things

[junior mulch]

i never swore loyalty to super earth i just had nothing better to do than kill bugs

[grim flare]

I was always a Malevelon Creek enjoyer

[kind dome]

You swore loyalty by being a human.

[junior mulch]

shit my fault i just liked fighting bugs and got bored after a while and havent played since illuminate release but before that i played like a week after launch

[halcyon crow]

isnt there a fun new bug where you do a very exaggerated walk?

[light scroll]

phonk walk is the dumbest term ive ever heard

[ornate plank]

mhm mhm

[wooden robin]

It's shitty and i'll probably wait more to actually play marathon. I was going to try getting it on release, which i usually don't do. But after this.... I think i'll get other games first and buy it later on. Same as Doom (after all that with Mick Gordon). I won't be buying it now but once it actually gets really cheap i'll play the shit out of it. It's also good for the consumers not to buy on day 1, it's just too expensive and you'll probably get a broken game on release. Only games we actually pre buy on my house is the from software titles

[junior mulch]

phonk walk is turbo reddit but i fw the bug itslef

[wooden robin]

It seems that it isn't actually a bug but a feature

[halcyon crow]

oh a fun easter egg?

[wooden robin]

Hell yeah! I stopped playing helldivers but it's still really fun!

[halcyon crow]

understandable. i do feel like season 0/1 might be lacking a lil. hopefully meowathon can thug it out.

[wooden robin]

Nice! I've been mostly out of discord because i was assembling miniatures (i already assembled half of the box. Now only 6 Avatara to go)

[ornate plank]

oh damn good stuff!

[wooden robin]

It happened with fallout 76 and i've been comparing it for a while. That game came out broken, with 0 content, and with shitty things like the bags and all that. It was a mess on all levels.... And then with time it actually got good (i won't compare this to no man's sky cause thats and indie team with infinite money, an actual team like bungie or bethesda are really different)

[grim flare]

I think its just what they are calling their dev update streams

[ornate plank]

it was a dev thing where they play and talk

damn my parallel park is wack yo

[junior mulch]

parallel parking in general is wack yo

[wooden robin]

(i'm messing up with the messages and editing them. 5:09 am is getting to me already xd)

[ornate plank]

time to hit the sheets no?

[wooden robin]

Nah, i'm keeping myself awake until i finish the avataras (probably just before lunch)

I really fine it funny too the Dorn speach on terra

[ornate plank]

gotcha gotcha best of luck

[wooden robin]

Thanks mate!

[kind dome]

@ornate plank

[wooden robin]

Thanks!

[halcyon crow]

i know bucket i was there day 1 🤡

[wooden robin]

It happened with fallout 76 and i've been comparing it for a while. That game came out broken, with 0 content, and with shitty things like the bags and all that. It was a mess on all levels.... And then with time it actually got good (i won't compare this to no man's sky cause thats and indie team with infinite money, an actual team like bungie or bethesda are really different)
P.S: I resent it cause i actually edited the message instead before xd

[tough spear]

ESC off, TC off, ABS off. Give it some throttle and do a handbrake assisted scandinavian flick

[ornate plank]

Yes major kelp? 🫡

[grim flare]

fallout 76 is a genuinely decent game now i heard its alot of fun just hasnt had the traction it once had like launch

[halcyon crow]

pls kelp doesnt need anymore ego boosts today

[ornate plank]

oh … sorry 🫠

[wooden robin]

I actually really wanted to be there day 1 with fallout 76, getting hyped because all the possibilities of getting factions like in new vegas and having each player be on one and make it kind of like EVE..... Then it came out and i was so glad that i never pre-buy any games XD

[halcyon crow]

LMAO you do you brando don’t let me influence you im just a shitter

[ornate plank]

damn I remember hearing about 76, it was gonna be my first game in the series until my friends told me nu uh

[junior mulch]

what does this mean i just get level with the mirror, 1 wheel turn and slide on in

[wooden robin]

I one day should try it out but... Too many new games each year, i've been getting mostly on singleplayer games these days xd

[ornate plank]

nah you’re one of the 🐐

[halcyon crow]

i also preordered aliens: colonial marines i am no stranger to egg in my face

[ornate plank]

your name is a staple in new noise to me

[tough spear]

Faster way of parallel parking

[halcyon crow]

nono that honor is reserved for ped, bucket and tim apple

[junior mulch]

wtf is a handbrake assisted scandinavian flick that is a whole nother language to me

[wooden robin]

Mine was fallout 3 and the new vegas on the 360. Just before they announced fallout 4 (my brother had both games, i felt like trying them out one day and got hooked)

[ornate plank]

perhaps but that is from my perspective 🫡

[wooden robin]

I hope sooner than later. I have never played them but they do have some really good songs

[halcyon crow]

👄

[ornate plank]

I’ve jumped late into the single player sphere. It’s always been hard for me to play a game alone

[wooden robin]

Thanks!

[grim flare]

Fair enough this year has been a banger for single player games and there is still more to come I personally cant wait to see how the MGS Snake eater game turns out

[tough spear]

Scandinavian flick is a rally technique used to set a car up for a sharp turn without using a handbrake or trying to overcome tire grip with full throttle power delivery

[junior mulch]

sounds like alot for just parralell parking which i never do cause im live in a rural area

[ornate plank]

oh what sort of music

[tough spear]

It's not that hard to pull off

[junior mulch]

can a truck do it?

[ornate plank]

I don’t see myself cracked enough to pull that off with multiple cars around

[wooden robin]

I've always been on them singleplayers. Cause i didn't have money for myself when i was a kid and we never paid the online on consoles. But it was only on my early teens that i got into indie games too

[wooden robin]

Right now, i'm mostly on indies. But even on AA games, you have stuff like expedition 33 and a lot of other games. It's going pretty well

[tough spear]

If it can change direction quick enough. To do the flick you have to first tip the car in the opposite direction of the slide and then quickly turn the other way. It's supposed to destabilize the car allowing it to break into a slide

[wooden robin]

Always love the sneaking like a rat. I always take the stealth builds XD

[ornate plank]

oh same although another barrier for me was that I was a Nintendo boy so I didn’t have things in common with others when they had PlayStation or Xbox

[junior mulch]

mgsv 🙏 excellent game

[junior mulch]

im fuckin tippin the car to parallel park cmon now be fr

[wooden robin]

On my home we actually always got both Nintendo an one of the other 2 consoles. Xbox 360, and after that always Playstation. But we mostly want pc games

[vital gale]

ksenia ain’t capping

[ornate plank]

Oh pretty cool

[grim flare]

Bruh dont tell me you in the kelpcord too

[vital gale]

[halcyon crow]

i was gonna tag her and ask if this is true but i think frendo would actually start to get madge

[tough spear]

Well yeah, everyone does that. I don't think I can explain the tech with just words

[vital gale]

maybe yea

[halcyon crow]

How much maple syrup you think you can eat

[ornate plank]

I’m telling you most of the big names are

[junior mulch]

who is everyone ive never tipped a car or even lifted two wheels off the ground only done that on a fourwheeler and i got scared asf

[wooden robin]

I got roles that would ban me here if i said them xd

[ornate plank]

goddamn

[halcyon crow]

you might wanna look in yo dms

[junior mulch]

bro playing swag money 2

[grim flare]

im newgen i dont know who the big names are 😭

[wooden robin]

Go with my boy, bulwark. Love me some shield and melee with plasma pistol

[junior mulch]

ohhh space marine 2 im stewpid 💔

[halcyon crow]

whats the latest chapter for space muhween 2

[vital gale]

yes

[halcyon crow]

season 0 heavy melta ftw

[ornate plank]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-knight-anakin-sywalker-knighted-anakin-skywalker-jedi-knight-yoda-knights-anakin-gif-25690260

[ornate plank]

this how i be feeling rn @halcyon crow

[junior mulch]

blessed with kelpcord lucky guy (good luck)

[tough spear]

I say "tip the car" in a sense that you first turn in the opposite direction of the slide. So if I want the car to slide left, my first move is to turn the car right to load the inner side, then a flick into the direction of the slide. If the car turns quick enough, it loses grip momentarily and breaks into a slide

[halcyon crow]

did sumbody say TECH MUHWEEEN

[wooden robin]

These newgen don't even know about Theseus's ship. And to be honest, if new noise has been replaced user by user with newgen while we made a new noise made out of the old users. Which would New noise actually be?

[halcyon crow]

yes

[high solstice]

Who in here fucks with helldivers

[junior mulch]

imma be honest i dont what my car sliding anywhere especially during a parallel park

[vital gale]

melta gun all the way

[halcyon crow]

stares at you while we both wait in the thunderhawk waiting area

[high solstice]

Thunderhawk 2 uhhh

[spiral bay]

I fuck, for super earth

[halcyon crow]

you @compact violet’s lost cousin or something

[high solstice]

You hear that apparently that the bonds tell a story about super earth and its resources dwindling?

[junior mulch]

round em up

[halcyon crow]

you think melta guns insta melts cheese wheels?

[grim flare]

New noise would not be New noise if you replace every member with newgen it wouldnt have the soul 🧐

[wooden robin]

Oh, i didn't hear about the tech marines. Hell yeah! I'll be playing the shit out of that class

[junior mulch]

i think it would retain the soul if it was replaced gradually

[high solstice]

We’re like smoke and stack (no idea who that is)

[halcyon crow]

we saw you from across duh room and we liked your vibe

[junior mulch]

oh shit he needs double luck if this is the case damn

[halcyon crow]

you’re gonna fit in just fine here fellow CyAcer

[junior mulch]

neeyth is gone im the only traxxer 💔

[ornate plank]

I appreciate ty ty

[halcyon crow]

pls is not big deal

[spiral bay]

Oh yes, the imagery on the warbonds supports that, I was gonna write more but I don't wish to nerd out >.> I really digs the lore yeasyeas

[vital gale]

mmmmmmm I think yus

[wooden robin]

But would that mean the new noise made out of the old user is the real new noise? If the users are the souls and the server the body, can a body with a different soul still be the same person? Could a soul with a different body be the real original person? Would each of them be so different in special ways that neither could trully be the person you started with?

[vital gale]

melta all the way

[junior mulch]

"we saw you from across duh room and we liked your vibe" is something you never wanna be told much less accept 💔 brandon nooooo

[wooden robin]

Parry's all the way

[halcyon crow]

imma cherish my super tomatoes while i can

[high solstice]

Nerd the FUCK out homeboy/girl/them

[junior mulch]

proud to represent my country true north strong and free

[junior mulch]

gender neutral term slimenem is the best fr

[wooden robin]

As long as i can just keep infinite parry's, i'll never get to go down. That's all that matters

[high solstice]

I will keep this in mind

[halcyon crow]

so many lost old-noisers

[junior mulch]

alternativly if your feeling canadian crodie works

[compact violet]

Who tagged ME.....

[high solstice]

I’m not like drake diddy blud

[junior mulch]

no one go to bed its past your bed time

[high solstice]

Also @spiral bay you can dm it to me if you want

[junior mulch]

neither am i bruh i just represent canada proudly fr

[halcyon crow]

is vivalamanca yo cousin.

[high solstice]

Valid, my bad for our president tryna make you the 51st for some stupid reason

[junior mulch]

dw i wont let it happen 🇨🇦

[wooden robin]

This is new noise, we yap in this mf. Take your boring ass back to marathon-general-chat (Don't worry about yapping ^^)

[halcyon crow]

@spiral bay if neeyth allowed to yap incessantly in here you’re free to nerd the fuck out in here

[grim flare]

my brain folded into pieces i think the founding father of new noise is who decides if new noise is still new noise 🤯

[junior mulch]

i lost a battle to soap before i dont blme them

[high solstice]

He’s literally a puppet

[ornate plank]

yap this yap that when are we waffling about some ice cream

[junior mulch]

waffle cone supremacy

[compact violet]

Hop on final fantasy disadia NT....

[high solstice]

And Israeli too

[halcyon crow]

ehhh alot of og’s stopped posted around the reveal soooooo 🤷🏻‍♂️

[wooden robin]

But when the founding father (Theseus) dies, does the ship stop being Theseus' ship? They won't we able to say it's his, but anyone would take it as the ship that was with him aka his ship

[ornate plank]

oh hell yeah

[wooden robin]

Why would anyone have to kick me? : C

[junior mulch]

in general and traxus channels they died as soon as the alpha dropped 💔

[high solstice]

Perpetuating a genocide

[kind dome]

They're* 😎 ☝️ 🤓

[compact violet]

I won't ever forget I made amir say chicken traxus

[high solstice]

And the fact they destroy ancient Christian communities and get support from American Christians is disgusting

[kind dome]

My cave

[halcyon crow]

well thankfully kelp actually isnt insufferable like you

[high solstice]

Also y’all I’m on my 2nd warning for absolute bs so if I get banned nice seeing y’all

[junior mulch]

volair spotting gulp

[halcyon crow]

like a less bad version of r1ce or ceooftarkov

[grim flare]

the ship dies with Theseus surely

[high solstice]

Good shit cousin

Thank the Big Bang

[spiral bay]

Mainly I just wanted to nerd out about the fact that it does make sense for the kinda message(??) the game seeks to tell. Like it's more the silly starship troopers game, but they do seem to want to warn about the ways a government could overreach and control the population. The initial warbonds more glazing the helldivers and placing them up on a pedestal, showcasing their advanted cutting edge tech. They're represented more as peacekeepers, but gradually get more and more equipped for something much greater or sinister than just keeping peace. Like it was a plan to keep the population satisfied and focused on their protectors while more control is taken from them. I could have worded this better probably haha

[wooden robin]

Not because it stops being "his" but because we'll burn it, with torches.

[ornate plank]

The Big, Big Bang, the reason I'm alive
When all the stars collide, in this universe inside

[high solstice]

This is fire

[halcyon crow]

excellent. no notes nyah

[kind dome]

Turned @ off again. smh my head I'm the devs' best friend so I'm not afraid to.

[junior mulch]

that was worded well sounds pretty sick

[high solstice]

@spiral bay I’m curious to see what future bonds look like as they seem to be getting more and more desperate. Ik it’s a game where you fight aliens but I wonder if we will start fighting humans fighting against super earth as well

[grim flare]

pure aura

[junior mulch]

wittawy hawo except the innies in this game could actually be good

[high solstice]

Idk what that means I’m Ngl

[junior mulch]

its like halo except the rebels are good unlike halo in which they are just terrorists

[high solstice]

Ahhh ok

[spiral bay]

I'd honestly like to see that, especially with how they could further push that message. With you now actually fighting the people you (presumably) swore to protect. It might not happen but I'd like to see it specifically for those reasons

[junior mulch]

GET THIS FELLER IN ARROWHEAD NOW

[high solstice]

Lowkey would change the game no? I’m all for it

[high solstice]

I’d love to see how this game evolves, cause story like that could really define a game. It would be interesting to see any type of ending to the infighting because then it would be the end of a live service game

Fair

[junior mulch]

meh :p

[spiral bay]

Shit you're right, to at least see the implications of a conclusion at the end even if the game doesn't really end y'know?

[kind dome]

I play with it to the Eagle voice lines on Helldivers 2

[high solstice]

Yeah fair, wait who in here is down to run helldivers sometime cause this lowkey convinced me to play it after I finish cyberpunk

[shell schooner]

Okay now this is epic you have earned my upvote

[high solstice]

Nvm I completly misread that, fair enough

[shell schooner]

You guys should listen to rich girl by hall and Oates that shit is goated when you’re doing 90 on the highway with the windows down

[wooden robin]

And just like a Salamander from 40k pre Vulcan you put yourself into harms way too much and actually get those extra lifes emptied too early /j

[high solstice]

Idk how I misread something so bad 😭😭

[high solstice]

Bet

[junior mulch]

off topic but is your youtube header ghost recon future soldier ive never met anyone else thats played that game

[granite widget]

DELAY THE GAME

[grim flare]

that game is so peak

[junior mulch]

i loved it as a kid i needa replay it

[wooden robin]

To be honest, even then the actual salamander were still really good. They just were on the verge of extintion but actually got the job done if i'm not mistaken

[spiral bay]

I'd be down to run at some point yeye

[shell meadow]

Gets tasered by a claymore and then hacked for the entire teams position

[shell schooner]

What header

Did Pluto block me

[junior mulch]

i never played multiplayer i was like 7 or 8 unc chillll

[ornate plank]

whaaa ppl commenting or ...

[wooden robin]

Just got in your youtube, but don't worry. I'll report you so no one gets to see it again

[shell meadow]

Bruh I try to relate to you and you still put me down god damn

[high solstice]

Now I low-key wanna check it out

[shell schooner]

I wanna see your YouTube

[high solstice]

Hell yeah

[junior mulch]

im just joshin but i stuck to single player cause i was scared i love you im sowwy 💔

[shell schooner]

Did you block me coward

[junior mulch]

i dont see any vids if there are any

[shell meadow]

Sheeeeh.

Anyways MP was fun too. Specifically going around with an underbarrel taser and tasing everyone

[junior mulch]

that sounds hellish was it just a point and click stun?

[shell schooner]

lol

[high solstice]

Drama in the new noise chat oooo

[shell schooner]

Nah it’s chill I can be annoying and troll-like

[shell meadow]

Honestly it's been long enough Idr. But I think youd lose the fight if the other person had firing nuerons

[wooden robin]

I'm guessing that as americans you guys didn't check eurovision. But just in case did anyone check it out?

[junior mulch]

happens lol thats usually why i lose brain no workey

[high solstice]

Austria won

Beat that one country that isn’t “European”

[shell meadow]

I remember Ghost Recon Phantoms too before it got its name changed. The f2p multiplayer with (iirc) p2w guns

[wooden robin]

Was that the F2P tom clancy's futuristic game? I played a multiplayer of those

[grim flare]

i didnt even know eurovision was a thing but im gonna check it out now

[ornate plank]

mmm it be like that isnt that right @junior mulch

[junior mulch]

it wasnt f2p

[hollow stag]

hello guys

[wooden robin]

This year it wasn't that interesting

[junior mulch]

ive dropped iron 4 irelia but it might make a return....

[hollow stag]

I am new

[shell meadow]

The F2P one was Ghost Recon Phantoms

[hollow stag]

YO gys how are you

[shell meadow]

I think they changed the name down the road too

[hollow stag]

@hollow stag

[junior mulch]

what up slime

[spiral bay]

Welcome to the hell dimension that is this server @hollow stag

[junior mulch]

why did you @ yourself lmaoooo

[hollow stag]

Thsnk all of you

[wooden robin]

That's the one!

[grim flare]

ill check out one of the previous years ty for putting me on

[junior mulch]

nah that my slimenem my ride or die fr

[shell meadow]

I didnt play Phantoms as much. It gave me Combat Arms ptsd

[shadow shuttle]

Bob moment

[kind dome]

my weenor fell off

[junior mulch]

aman we love you

[halcyon crow]

@compact violet you did NOTSEE that coming

[shell schooner]

Who up stroking their ego

[ornate plank]

ill be watching

[junior mulch]

i wont be where that replay at boy /j

[halcyon crow]

favorite zoo animal you saw today?

[wooden robin]

If you want, check the winner's of each year. And if you find it cool then check the actual shows. Cause a lot of the ones that got low points were pretty funny (in spain we send a comedian there an it actually got more points than he expected. If you want to check that out, it was Chiquilicuatre)

[ornate plank]

open your eyes i gotchu

[shell schooner]

The rhino or the gorilla. Def like crazy to see irl

[junior mulch]

i saw a goose get active today 🙂

[wooden robin]

Fine, i've been assembling miniatures lately ^^

[halcyon crow]

what protein you like for hot pot frendo

[kind dome]

what is hotpot

[junior mulch]

a pot thats hot duh

[shell schooner]

$18 salads at the zoo should be criminal

[shell schooner]

Bro google is free smh

[halcyon crow]

oh shit they had a rhino? sensational.

[ornate plank]

oh god reminds me of the time we bought an $8 water bottle cause we were dying

[shell schooner]

Two!! White rhinos

[junior mulch]

8 FUCKING DOLLARS GOODAMN shit mustve cured cancer

[halcyon crow]

i did see a duck ducking another duck when i was younger. fascinating stuff no?

[shell schooner]

Free refills of Coke Zero though so kind of a win. But still. For like two pieces of chicken and a very uninspiring looking salad

[halcyon crow]

well now this is getting out of hand?

[ornate plank]

thats so rough wth

[junior mulch]

seen that not fascinating BORING, geese solo ducks tbh

[shell schooner]

Okay I’m gonna play oblivion and prob pass out. Walked like 10 miles today

[ornate plank]

nah think it made me blind tho

[junior mulch]

laced wata

[kind dome]

the runnyer

[shadow shuttle]

Lamb

[halcyon crow]

bye runny

[junior mulch]

actually walker but yknow whatever dude

[halcyon crow]

i see you are a woman of culture.

[ornate plank]

im more of a floater

[junior mulch]

i wanna swim but the water is too cold so i gotta wait 😦

[kind dome]

@devs get em

[halcyon crow]

duh watuh just fine

[junior mulch]

no it not i swam yesterday and my nuts went inside my body

[ornate plank]

same but how do i get them back out

[junior mulch]

its was 25 degress so i defrosted (celsius)

[grim flare]

the man himself just put a hit out its over for Huge_Charles84

[junior mulch]

the meatriding is crazyy 😭

[kind dome]

Dead_Charles84 soon

[halcyon crow]

r u cancuks fahrenheit or not? PICK A SYSTEM

[wooden robin]

I gave ptsd to some orphans on a dnd campaign. My party investigated some wierd deaths there. Turned out a demon possesed a little girl and we had to fight it. My cleric screamed that everyone had to get out so no child would try getting on that room and after beating the demon and leaving the building the orphans asked what happened and my cleric who was pretty much like and old Vietnam veteran talking about horrific stuff as if that was tuesday just told them "We killed a demon, it was the one killing everyone". After that day they did NOT feel safer XD

[junior mulch]

no we have celsius 🙂 we use imperial for height and weight and constrcution and metric for everything else 🙂

[kind dome]

@still roost we'll surround him and then pounce how's that sound

[junior mulch]

chill mane yu calling the feds they gonna get me ;-;

[ornate plank]

cell see us?

[junior mulch]

he sure does hes perfect after all

[ornate plank]

wataa wataa

[junior mulch]

shout out wahta station fr

ok bedge time yippee adios

[ornate plank]

ciao

[halcyon crow]

see you tomorrow canuck!

[wooden robin]

My monk dwarf emptied an infinite beer mug. My dwarf cleric won against a god. My gnome wizard beat a young green dragon at level 3 or 4 (we didn't get to kill it because he run away). My goliath barbarian beat another god and went to the past and changed the entire setting of dnd. My dnd teams have been fun

And now that i remember. I did beat the shit out of a demon with my fist/claws with the goliath barbarian (it was path of the beast) XD

[spice shell]

Me... "Why would a goliath have claws.... ohhh...."

[kind dome]

butane best frendo

[spice shell]

Bff

[kind dome]

husbando

[spice shell]

We've only know each other a few weeks.

[kind dome]

And we're already married isn't love magical

[spice shell]

lmao

[halcyon crow]

you could say things are getting kinda serious

[grim flare]

Butane are you in the kelpcord?

[ornate plank]

mmmm yes i see

[spice shell]

the what?

[halcyon crow]

im dead

[wooden robin]

New new noise

[spice shell]

I plead the 5th

[grim flare]

interesting

[halcyon crow]

gooby pls

[kind dome]

gooby pla

[ornate plank]

gooby goo

[grim flare]

oh jinkies

[wooden robin]

And it actually was a winter wolf reincarnated as a goliath. And when he was a child he was raised by yetis while actually being an adult winter wolf in the body of a goliath baby xd

[spice shell]

nice. I like it.

[halcyon crow]

ruby roooo

[wooden robin]

It was so funny when we got into a yeti cave, all the party ready to fight the yeti that was closing in on us just for my character to drop his weapon and go "Dad?!" XD

[spice shell]

Sounds like a fun character.

[wooden robin]

Yeah, even on the fights. In that campaign it was always a deep night. So either you had a light, darkvision or you were fucked. But i got to see on the dark with the fighter skill. Only 10 fts of blindsight, so i actually fought many invisible monster and i was always told were to go by my party. Really funny having to follow were they send me like a hunting dog XD

[grim flare]

a fighter would be a hunting dog for the party

[snow jolt]

I finished the original Dragonball, chat.

Now on to rewatching Dragonball Z for the first time in DECADES. 👴

[wooden robin]

Yeah, and we also had an actual robot hunting dog with a laser gun (the artificer was a battle smith and we got some aliens to give us laser rifles and pistols. Like, the official ones on the 5e edition's dungeon master guide)

[ornate plank]

damn thats a long time

[dawn cape]

Do you know how to get access to the alpha?

[snow jolt]

Toonami.

[dawn cape]

Is there going to be a beta?

[grim flare]

Are the Space Wolves a chapter they seem like a cool group

[ornate plank]

love when bingus are in sync

its bingus'

def not bingi

[halcyon crow]

watching the new garfield movie

or 2024 garfield

dont like his voice so far

[ornate plank]

wait theres a garfield movie?

feel like i miss everything

[tawny cape]

Well there were other Garfield movies like the one with Bill Murray or the animated ones.

[ornate plank]

i meant specifically the 2024 one

bad news my wallet walked away

[grim flare]

Is the 2024 movie the one where he has daddy issues

[high solstice]

Real quick, anyone remember that matrix game demo?

[grim flare]

The one that introduced unreal 5?

[high solstice]

Yep

[grim flare]

Yea

[halcyon crow]

wut

[ornate plank]

oooohhhh a tornado passed by and took the wallet away

[high solstice]

Glad someone does

[ornate plank]

welll there goes my house too idk what to say vro

[grim flare]

His dad left him at the beginning of the movie or sum n he mad at him for it. Is that the 2024 movie Garfield?

[ornate plank]

maybe itll land near you?

[ornate plank]

ohh wait i think i saw something like that

my perception of time is so skewed if yes

[halcyon crow]

sounds about right

[grim flare]

It was aight solid 5/10

[ornate plank]

oh damn

[shadow shuttle]

hi chat

[terse onyx]

Hey

[ornate plank]

ello

[molten plume]

Ello ello what’s all this then

I don’t have strong opinions about YouTubers

[terse onyx]

I cant come up with an answer so yeah, what Ursa said

[ornate plank]

mmmm its just hard to pin point one in particular

sure

[opal whale]

Ok

[molten plume]

Ruin has come to your family

[ornate plank]

idk my family walked away

[molten plume]

Why does this excite you

[cursive oriole]

hello maron copers

[ornate plank]

ello govnor

[hot narwhal]

Hi.

[ornate plank]

yesp

[median mist]

marathon

[rose briar]

marathon

[halcyon ibex]

IT'S YOU

[median mist]

who

[halcyon ibex]

the artist of the frinals thicky heavy

[median mist]

[halcyon ibex]

oh yes

[molten plume]

What if marathon ends up being a pretty good game. Can you guys imagine

[rose briar]

I would like to try it

[steep solstice]

Huh I never thought of it like that. I'd buy it for sure

[molten plume]

Me too. They’d better invite me to the next playtest

[terse onyx]

(Always late to the Bingus party)

[rose briar]

Yup 😅

But better late than never

[raw trench]

G

[wooden robin]

H

[steep solstice]

Bucket!

[wooden robin]

Hi Tim!

[wooden robin]

How's it going Tim? ^^

[fluid grove]

Holy shit I thought he was only a scammy X/YT niche celebrity, and dude created WoW ??

[terse onyx]

Huh…now i know too

On a scale of 1 to Notch how bad is he? 😂

Fair enough.

General chat was doing so good too… ah well

Bah he left right when WoW released. Crazy.

I guess ill take your word for it on that one. Definitely not googling that.

Welp guess i better get back to work, take care new noise.

[sour spear]

Cya!

[gleaming fjord]

Hey!

@ELEMENTJ21 & @4nt1r34l deserve to be credited for stolen art!

[fluid grove]

👋

[fierce ravine]

how yall get that marathon discord decoration

that thing looks sick

[fluid grove]

Was a discord quest iirc

[steep solstice]

Sorry I had a neighbor come by. I'm doing fine thanks. How are you?

[wooden robin]

No problem, i'm fine but i stabbed my finger with a hobby knife (they are scalpels)

[steep solstice]

whoa

[wooden robin]

It was a heavy wound but clean as fuck. So i should be fine

I'll check It later, for now i got a bandage and all that xd

[steep solstice]

yikes. I don't like deep cuts. hope you'll live 👍

[wooden robin]

Understandable XD

[steep solstice]

were you doing a head surgery on @compact violet ?

[queen falcon]

ohh so he is a loser

he dosen't care about games, he just whines on twitter

[mellow haven]

Morning (stolen art), I hope you folks have a (stolen art) day 🕊️
What would you say is a must play FPS out now? Doom got a mixed reception but anything else?

[queen falcon]

not you, he us just annoying

[hoary arrow]

Mark takes anything as an inflammatory comment

[gloomy quiver]

"forced inclusion" lulw

[frail jolt]

there's not gonna be pfor or sphit on release?

[signal cloud]

Doesn't seem like it

[hoary arrow]

In game achievements from the alpha have confirmed the Sp’ht

There was an achievement for killing 10 compilers

[frail jolt]

nice

[autumn mauve]

I imagine they will be on the Marathon. It depends on the timeline of events.

[hoary arrow]

I think most people are hoping for the P’hfor

[fluid grove]

I don't get why Doom got mixed reactions, game's great

[dapper thorn]

MARATHON GOTY

[autumn mauve]

Did it? I played a few hours and I like it so far.

[shell schooner]

Morning

[shell schooner]

It has an 85 on meta critic I don’t think it’s that mixed

[fluid grove]

Yea I'm only replying to Kagan, i don't see why the game would have mixed reviews

[autumn mauve]

I think so far it’s not as good as Eternal but I’m pretty early in

[hard forge]

which year

[hard forge]

it's "very good" but doesn't do anything exciting

[fluid grove]

Ah funny, I'm on the other side of the spectrum, I think it's much better than Eternal

It all feels a lot more fresh and inspired

[autumn mauve]

I do agree I think I need to just play more

[dapper thorn]

2025

Marathon is gonna be the best game this year

[plush sapphire]

Creators Bungie has stolen from:

Julian Faylona
Rahl
Tofu_Rabbit
Antireal
Sarsion

[dapper thorn]

Stay mad

[steep solstice]

Prey (2017) is the best game in 2025

[light scroll]

arfarf

[keen forge]

hello astrophysics

[nimble solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-toes-bread-gif-1134875633582887606

[grim flare]

U all smell

[cursive oriole]

its a mix of
people are mixed on it being an RTX capable-card only title
and Dark Ages somehow looking "slower" than Eternal

[deep osprey]

ur not getting paid enough to have that opinion

[halcyon crow]

morning yuuri

[opal whale]

so much hatred in your heart

[median ridge]

So... is the game releasing in Sept or not? That's all I want to know...

[opal whale]

it releases when i dictate

[cursive oriole]

its still on track
but i doubt itll hold
highly expecting a delay rn

[fluid grove]

The game is a tad slower, granted, but for the RTX-only thing, I'm sorry my dudes but it's 2025, you gotta keep up hardware-wise at some point

[opal whale]

😭 worst response u could’ve used pack it up

[median ridge]

ugh! What is all this rage-baiting and hate for? Bungie is really not that evil of a corp. Amazon does worse but people keep their prime membership.

[opal whale]

i’m playing on my xbox but i need to upgrade my 1070ti bad lol, gpu market is just so bad

[halcyon crow]

amen to that.

[cursive oriole]

thats what the sliders are for
personally played through it on ultra violence + game speed on 110% + tightest setting for parry windows
honestly best gunplay out of any doom game in the trilogy for me

[halcyon crow]

i guess we wait for news from paul tassi

[cursive oriole]

to be totally fair to id Soft
the optimization is on point

benchmarks show that the Arc B580 can handle 60fps with no upscaling on ultra nightmare settings

the audio design is on point as well
the interactions + gun sounds is just so crisp

[opal whale]

i don’t really mind storage space but optimization is such a huge factor for me

[cursive oriole]

the new doom still somehow has barely more space than Eternal base (without Ancient Gods DLC)

[opal whale]

you got 6tb tho you’re chilling

[cursive oriole]

shit is like 68GB
considering like Eternal had 56-65GB (i forgot exactly what size)
thats insane considering that the maps in The Dark Ages are larger and textures are more detailed

idTech8 is straight black magic im telling ya

[fluid grove]

Yeah i've got a 3060rtx, by no means a cutting edge GPU, and it's completely fine for me

[celest elm]

[fluid grove]

To be faire Eternal had to handle all the multiplayer stuff, Dark Ages is only one (large) campaign

[opal whale]

🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛ 🐦‍⬛

[fluid grove]

Yea

Worst case scenario he's in the game pass

[humble umbra]

[opal whale]

[grim flare]

I mean if you loved the previous doom games im sure youll love more doom but if not id just wait to a sale

same and i got if off of playstation plus 💀 it was a amazing game though but ima just wait for a sale or something for dark ages

too many games coming out soon Im looking at dune mmo and deathstranding 2 rn

omg and elden ring nightreign i completely forgot about that game

[light scroll]

wait for a sale

its a microsoft published game so itll go on 99% sale within a millisecond, also ID doesnt deserve a full price purchase anyways

[placid storm]

my friends were making fun of me for not being into it because i love the immersion and atmosphere of the souls games instead of that lmao

[shell meadow]

yeah if I wanted to play Elden Ring I'd just play Elden Ring.

I mean, atleast Night Reign is a coop experience so if friends did ask I'd prolly give it a shot

[placid storm]

my friend want to play it even though they’ve never played it before and are hyping it up

[grim flare]

i just like the roguelike aspect of nightreign cause tbh im not replaying elden ring that game is literally 30+ hours for one playthrough

[shell meadow]

thats fair, atleast personally me and my friends havent finished elden ring seemless coop and thats probably higher on my list personally

[placid storm]

my friends are toxic af with anything so i can’t really play coop stuff with them

they’re the type of people to look up everything on the internet to make a game easier for them for the first time experience

[opal whale]

St0len art

[grim flare]

no game is hard enough these days for you to have to look up how to make the game easier atleast in singleplayer games its better to just enjoy the game

[placid storm]

trust me. there are people who’ll look how to play a game before playing the game lol

[halcyon crow]

my dilemma everytime i play an rpg. do i play how i would normally play or do i minn maxx my choices

[placid storm]

like honestly, the only acceptable game to do that is with oblivion because of its shit leveling system

[grim flare]

actually dog ass leveling system

[placid storm]

like rn i don’t have security or athletics or armorer on my character because it’ll just inflate my character

[ornate plank]

damn sucks the fun out of it

[steep solstice]

I can't play RPGs because I want the good ending. All my choices are paralyzed with fear

[placid storm]

me with persona games 😭

[halcyon crow]

mfw when my commander shepard scours the galaxy for every paragon point he can

[spiral jetty]

And yet, his favorite store remains on the Citadel

[grim flare]

persona 3 endings had me fucked up

[placid storm]

haven’t played it yet. still on 4

waiting for the remake deluxe to go on sale with the DLC

[grim flare]

i need to try 4 still i was kinda waiting out to see if they do a remake like 3 but idk yet

[placid storm]

4 is just good feel vibes and i love it

[humble umbra]

hi starri

[steep solstice]

incredible scenes in gen chat

[junior mulch]

gen chat already getting evil

[opal whale]

haii

[humble umbra]

:3

[opal whale]

:>

[junior mulch]

no i like looking art the stupidity 🙂

[halcyon crow]

👄

[neat bramble]

do not go into general chat

[dawn wadi]

Why not?

[junior mulch]

shit got racist in two seconds 💔

[compact violet]

Holy racism

[halcyon crow]

giving gen img perms again was a mistake

[steep solstice]

I love baiting people to show their true colors (conservatives)

[neat bramble]

truly

[junior mulch]

i mean like what #🗣marathon-general-chat message

no 🙂

[halcyon crow]

i like looking at dumpster fires

[junior mulch]

sure am 🫡

[fervent escarp]

erm

[rancid tendon]

soo uhh

[opal whale]

whatever ur gonna say DONT

[rancid tendon]

...

[grim flare]

bro stopped typing real quick

[opal whale]

thanks

[junior mulch]

soo uhh yall head of the controversy yet?

[rancid tendon]

is this game slow like call of duty, or swift like titanfall

[grim flare]

both

[compact violet]

gameplay is up bud you can watch it

[opal whale]

it’s jerky

[compact violet]

Beef?

[opal whale]

twitchy

[rancid tendon]

Jerky?!

[junior mulch]

so like the prophets betrayed the elites by switching their positions with the brutes and essentially replacing them in positions theve held for millienia, thus creating the great schism and destory the covenent because without the elites they cannot function

[rancid tendon]

i like the elites, they r cool

[steady summit]

are they doing another play test?

[rancid tendon]

i would like to try out that there videogame

[halcyon crow]

i reckon the controversy threw all the plans up in the air

[clear pier]

Heya

[orchid edge]

No the game is officially cancelled

[humble umbra]

[spare dew]

Annnnnnnd It’s Gone

[idle spruce]

ANTI-REAL NEEDS COMPENSATION

[snow jolt]

☕

[idle spruce]

ANTI-REAL NEEDS COMPENSATION

what are you saying

[snow jolt]

I'm watching the new episodes of From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman rn.

[idle spruce]

ANTI-REAL NEEDS COMPENSATION

[grim flare]

what does coming here and saying this accomplish?

[snow jolt]

It makes them feel good. Nbd.

[junior mulch]

maybe kelp with see it he got connections fr

[idle spruce]

quit simping for the megacorp bud

[snow jolt]

Should I make some toast with blueberry jam?

[junior mulch]

sure sounds delightful

[sour spear]

He isn't, also you can stop self-reacting

[idle spruce]

you guys are pathetic

[snow jolt]

IRL I'm like those kids books with the frogs and rabbits and stuff who just do cozy stuff all day.

[sour spear]

He wasn't simping though

[halcyon crow]

fighting for my life on this toilet rn

[junior mulch]

thats chill asl i fw you vro ❤️

[idle spruce]

ASTRO-TURFED BY SHILLS. WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

[junior mulch]

im a shell actually 🐢

[steep solstice]

chinchilla we are woke and based in here 👍 this is the normal chat

[sour spear]

Bro I need that too

[idle spruce]

EVEN WORSE IF YOU'RE UNPAID

[grim flare]

Ava got so much aura with this entrance like honestly thats kelpcord worthy

[halcyon crow]

you’re right i should fight for my life on the work toilet

[junior mulch]

can a man not be hopeful 🙂

[sour spear]

LMAO, Hiiiiii!

[junior mulch]

boss makes a dollar and i make a dime thats why i poop on company time 🙏

[civic apex]

fire

[sour spear]

NEYUTH, bro wth

[junior mulch]

neeyth dont go in gen youre too young to see things like that

[idle spruce]

THESE PEOPLE BLINDLY SUPPORT THE THIEVING MEGACORP. HARDLY BASED

[opal whale]

avatarsik more like avatar? sick 🤢

[steep solstice]

I think you'll find that everybody in here supports antireal

[idle spruce]

YOU WISH TO CENSOR THOSE WHO SHINE A LIGHT ON INJUSTICE. WORTHLESS SCUM

[opal whale]

the self reacts 😭

[sour spear]

Not the first time I've heard that one, also what brought that on?