new-noise

[summer ibex]

nah he's just like that. He was like this on Friday

[nimble thistle]

nah just ur age

[meager hemlock]

Why tf is someone thirsting on main

[opal whale]

But without consumption you sort of feel hollow since most of our lives were culturally made by these things. I hate them but I need them. Never watched black mirror but I imagine this is what they showcase. We're all low key warped.

[rugged light]

so many like that lmfao

[kind dome]

but the pfp is anime girl?? what are you gay???

[shadow shuttle]

This is even crazier man

[summer ibex]

You should watch Black Mirror it's gud. It does do a bit more than 'corp bad' stuff tho.

[nimble thistle]

still looking for a single 24 year old mommy

[halcyon crow]

what up my dude

[rugged light]

modern consumer culture is there to get you addicted

[compact violet]

hello gang

[summer ibex]

You still never asked me 😔

[nimble thistle]

not as crazy as u bro

[rugged light]

some of those episodes are a mindfuck

[placid storm]

i’d say the younger generations are the ones that are basically born into consumption worse compared to before

[opal whale]

Type of stuff that will put you into a crisis?... f that

[summer ibex]

huh

[nimble thistle]

ik ur not, I can smell ur testosterone thru the screen

[shadow shuttle]

You're right I committed vehicle manslaughter in 2003 I ran over a mother and her 3 children

[rugged light]

Skibidi toilet ohio sigma rizz

[meager hemlock]

Recognizing and acting upon ethical consumption requires you to simultaneously recognize that in order to survive you must participate in the system you're pushing back against. Sometimes it's okay to buy from companies that suck, sometimes you have no choice. Making ethical purchases hinges on making more ethical purchases as any company is not ethical as long as we're under the system we're in.

[compact violet]

the random old man talking to me after I helped him with his phone

[opal whale]

Yeah they've got me already

[placid storm]

bluds nowadays listen to andrew tate and become alpha ligmas

[meager hemlock]

Ligma fuckin balls

[rugged light]

It's not their fault clear your room man became two-face

[kind dome]

andrew tate

[halcyon crow]

who do i listen to get alpha access

[summer ibex]

To your email.

[nimble thistle]

welp I can confirm there are no biological girls in the chat. moving on, cyall

[rugged light]

Jordan Peterson went insane

[placid storm]

i love japanese consumerism 😍

[halcyon crow]

but im on mobile

[shadow shuttle]

Define biological

[summer ibex]

call it

[rugged light]

That's what a biological girl would say...

[compact violet]

place,❌❌❌

place Japan ‼️‼️‼️

[halcyon crow]

we’re email?

[snow jolt]

How long was he in an induced coma?

[summer ibex]

we can be email, sure 😊

[real vigil]

@compact violet u just doing anything but play the game

[placid storm]

hey man, where else could I buy my doujins?

[compact violet]

ok gooner

[nimble thistle]

nuh uh

[halcyon crow]

how i get alpha like you

[real vigil]

just give me ur code bro i’ll play for u

[quaint sedge]

mfs will say "biological" and then base their categorizations on non exclusive attributes

[shadow shuttle]

Look who can't define biological

[rugged light]

just a couple of weeks, recently though he's been acting rather crazy

[compact violet]

yes, because I'm waiting for you, yousuf, and rice to come bother me about it, I want y'all SOOOOO BAADDDD 👅👅👅

[placid storm]

I too am an Arsenal FC fan

[kind dome]

need 3 for minecraft trials

[real vigil]

barf

[snow jolt]

What's changed exactly?

[halcyon crow]

we’re alpha?

[real vigil]

get out of my head

[summer ibex]

this is where I'd paste my fake phishing thing but the discord W'rkncacnter smote me last time

[shadow shuttle]

When they can't define a necessary attribute 💔

[placid storm]

dude went insane after trying to profit off of anti woke nonsense years ago

[halcyon crow]

im mobile how?

[kind dome]

worm sigma?

[summer ibex]

legs

[nimble thistle]

third leg

[halcyon crow]

bro we’re email?

[summer ibex]

need another for minecraft spleef tournament

[wet crown]

Noise

[compact violet]

New

[halcyon crow]

Jeans

[dull bramble]

prehistoric critters leaving the sea to live on land be like

[shadow shuttle]

This guy is so obsessed genuine least obvious chaser move on already dude lmao

[kind dome]

worm

[nimble thistle]

old

[placid storm]

my friend doesn’t believe we came from the ocean

[wet crown]

i love this

[rugged light]

I wasn't a viewer but his messaging changed from basic but useful "clean your room, etc" to some pretty outlandish stuff. That's on top of his personal life presumably getting pretty weird

[compact violet]

Marathon better not have no....WOKE In my game...🤨

[kind dome]

i hate this

[summer ibex]

we came from moldy bread

[real vigil]

just slide me ur code bro ill play for u

[snow jolt]

We were created as a slave race for alien rulers, duh.

[nimble thistle]

I'll slide something

[real vigil]

alright man ur left on read

[placid storm]

white castle sliders?

[kind dome]

too many colors… it’s already woke…

[nimble thistle]

OH MAN THOSE BUSS

[compact violet]

krystals better

[quaint sedge]

he only got famous for manufacturing outrage over a trans protection bill

[placid storm]

the flying spaghetti monster!

[rugged light]

sliding those "tasteful" noodles into DMs

[nimble thistle]

my mom's better

[rain knot]

day 2 of priority code with no game access ✨

[bright wolf]

bangers, i love white castle

[kind dome]

what is a priority code

[shadow shuttle]

Of which bill got passed and not a single person got prosecuted under it

[placid storm]

blud got that USPS Priority Code

[wet crown]

PEAKK

[halcyon crow]

https://x.com/marathonthegame/status/1916520806554759259?s=46

[real vigil]

@atomic basin get a job

[eternal dove]

so sad i didnt get a code

[wet crown]

[atomic basin]

get a code

[placid storm]

banger? i barely know her

[rugged light]

he had a legitimate point sometimes but I'm not arguing against that, just that he's become increasingly unhinged. The entire manosphere stuff is pretty weird too and a landfill of drama

[nimble thistle]

knew*

[real vigil]

u took mine

[halcyon crow]

i love bangers and mash

[bright wolf]

sigh you can bang me then if i have to make the sacrifice

[atomic basin]

im sitting on it like a dragon hoard

[rain knot]

😭

[sharp turret]

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[quaint sedge]

he's been in a K hole for the better part of the last decade, he's cooked beyond belief

[kind dome]

do it for him

[compact violet]

gang?

[bright wolf]

bobae... are you british

[shadow shuttle]

Women are the dragons of chaos!

[placid storm]

my old best friend said he’s a god for the male loneliness epidemic and how he helps those people 😂

[real vigil]

pray i don’t get in so i can wipe ur inventory

[halcyon crow]

nauuuur

[bright wolf]

mb cat was typing.

[wet crown]

cat

[atomic basin]

i gotta green shotgun and a blue sniper

[real vigil]

thanks for holding them for me

[uncut vine]

Who cares, where is my Marathon code?

[compact violet]

I got a ....sponsor kit

[kind dome]

mb worm was typing

[bright wolf]

🤨

[placid storm]

[summer ibex]

ate it

[shadow shuttle]

I got a blue bully SMG with -1.5s reload time and +16 mag

[opal whale]

They will grow in power regardless anyways, as @placid storm said the younger generation are becoming mentally attached. This is the world we were born into and we don't know any better because addiction holds us back. They will grow into empires i feel like, behind it all their just an empire disguised as an entertainment complex.

[real vigil]

@compact violet u get a job too

[rugged light]

gotta type /code 3 times in the alpha access channel it'll get you in trust

[compact violet]

Can we have a marathon finisher that rips people apart I think I would like that

[placid storm]

i got some jelly beans. you like jelly beans?

[wooden robin]

Just built the free minis i got. They are chonky, even bigger than my giant rats (stormfiends). Got some photos but they'll remain unpainted for a while. How are you guys doing? ^^

[summer ibex]

I got Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker

[shadow shuttle]

Yeah I like the blue ones

[compact violet]

My job is wanting you....

[halcyon crow]

I yeet my tea into the ocean like any good american would.

[real vigil]

ew barf

[rugged light]

Warhammer Fantasy players? In this economy?

[kind dome]

can we get a marathon finisher where we stroke their worm

[snow jolt]

Should I make some mashed potatoes, grilled chicken, and kimchi?

[compact violet]

You're THIS 🤏 close to finishing

[snow jolt]

I could roast the potatoes instead.

[bright wolf]

another red white and blue blooded patriot

[kind dome]

i finished halfway through typing oughhh my wormm

[simple phoenix]

Who up strokin they worm rn

[rugged light]

can't roast them, they're already used to being told they look pudgy

[compact violet]

how America are we rn

[summer ibex]

mf we are on Tau Ceti IV

[uncut vine]

On a serious note, Jordan would be fine if he got alpha access.

[sharp turret]

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[opal whale]

Straight goon

[wooden robin]

Warhammer age of sigmar and 40k player (just starting, i got a skaven army and i'm getting some combat patrols for 40k) and i was gifted a free Conquest the last argument of kings mini. Life is good

[compact violet]

You are not erwin

[kind dome]

AMERICAAAA 🇱🇷 🦅 🦅

[halcyon crow]

oi luv mind headen down to da pub and get me a propuh pint

[rugged light]

nice man

[compact violet]

if someone talked to me like this I'd be scared I'm gonna get shanked

[bright wolf]

mate, i need a bota o wata to go wit my toast and beans

[rugged light]

i'm already saying we won the war of 1812

[opal whale]

Your average uk construction worker

[placid storm]

that is true. you can actively dislike/be against something but still participate because you can’t do much about it. i can’t just not have a phone these days, like you need it. as long as you are self aware of how bad things are and that you control yourself, all is well

[rugged light]

average warhammer ork

[kind dome]

we dont know we dont have key

[halcyon crow]

me mate is in hospital

[compact violet]

I need an Australian to tell me it's okay while eating Marmite

[rugged light]

was it from a stabbing?

[placid storm]

why do british love beans

[compact violet]

same reason they love u

[kind dome]

[opal whale]

Gonna have a crisis in everything that I buy with fortnite v bucks going forward knowing it's opposed against me

[rugged light]

same reasons italians love pasta I guess it's just cultural

[dry obsidian]

luv me marathon, simple as

[kind dome]

game isnt out yet wdym

[placid storm]

any normal human ain’t eating beans on toast unless they’re in prison

[compact violet]

I think I want u

[rugged light]

careful friend, don't tell that to the english

[snow jolt]

I bet the baked beans thing was a poverty food because of the war.

[kind dome]

come here vro… 🥀 🥀

[placid storm]

i did say it in english

[halcyon crow]

I’d colonize the duck out of Mars for Marathon

[opal whale]

Beans on toast ftw f off

[compact violet]

Found the hidden British

[snow jolt]

I like to add fried eggs on the plate with them.

[placid storm]

it’d be nice if people boycotted more for what they truly believed in.

[uncut vine]

This 🥷🏿 eating beans!

[rugged light]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-spy-x-family-spy-bruh-bruh-moment-gif-25527210

[compact violet]

guys don't drink Arizona with coke and Dr pepper it'll fuck u up

[snow jolt]

Sausage as well

[halcyon crow]

why are you drinking that?

[kind dome]

the belcher

[compact violet]

remember that one day I said it was good

[rugged light]

Why would I drink the state of Arizona?

[halcyon crow]

i dont remember much of anything anymore

[sharp turret]

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[compact violet]

it legit fucked up my organs that shit is a DEATH potion 🥀

[kind dome]

sybau gng

[placid storm]

like my friend will criticize tiktok about its content but will use instagram reels which is the same thing. i just don’t understand it

[rugged light]

We have real Pfhor in the chat?

[kind dome]

the sinister potion…. 🧪

[compact violet]

This is the moment when we learn to not gaf and just play happy wars

[placid storm]

happy wheels fr the classic

[opal whale]

They've got us right where they want us. Hopefully one day things will change for the better

[sharp turret]

Happy wars is goated

[kind dome]

hop on happy wars gng 🥀 🥀 🥀

[halcyon crow]

man i gotta rewatch more marathon lore tonight. keep forgetting the difference between spht and phfor. might need to do halo equivalency chart.

[snow jolt]

what is happy wars

[rugged light]

happy wheels was so good

[compact violet]

Hop on warface

[kind dome]

idk what either mean i just assumed he called me a slur 🥀 🥀

[placid storm]

They really do. People getting less educated and more brainwashed than ever with social media and propaganda. Sad how drastic things changed from 2015 to now, or even 2010 to now.

[halcyon crow]

ill be back with halo equivalency chart

[placid storm]

invite me to Blacklight Retribution

[sharp turret]

Goonless gen gero

[rugged light]

Sekiguchi people be all tough until they get called an imagined slur smh

[compact violet]

Jesus Christ 🥀🥀🥀

[kind dome]

hop on pixel gun 3D

[placid storm]

they need to put Wizard 101 on next gen fr

[sonic dagger]

blacklight retribution 🤤

[rugged light]

The pfhor are just some aliens in the OG marathon, I had no clue what you said originally lmfao

I think they were like a slave race to the Spht originally

[kind dome]

i am unphazed for worm is all i care abt

[dry obsidian]

other way around

[placid storm]

race slave

[rugged light]

Thank you lore master

[bright wolf]

what. the pfhor own the s'pht

[summer ibex]

Anybody down for some coop Baldur's Gate II: Enhanced Edition? Maybe some Neverwinter Nights?

[halcyon crow]

who are the marathon equivalent to the covenant

[tired charm]

LeBron solos all runners

[dry obsidian]

the S'pht are the floating brain guys with cloaks

[bright wolf]

CyAc

[kind dome]

hawk tuah s’pht on that thang

[placid storm]

got nothing on me n’wah

[summer ibex]

See you in court. I don't tolerate copyright infringement.

[placid storm]

now kith

[kind dome]

mb gng … i’ll touch your worm instead…

[summer ibex]

Why isn't Marathon just Division 1 Dark Zone 😔

[kind dome]

my dad plays division it’s an old man game

[brisk mantle]

RIP

[rugged light]

Your dad is an unc

[placid storm]

my dad just burps and farts while watching TV

[dry obsidian]

pretty much the Pfhor I guess. The S'pht would be like the grunts

[kind dome]

my dad is an unc 👴 👴

[rugged light]

division wasn't a bad game though

[opal whale]

Changed at a fairly quick rate too, it's just the question of how far can these corporations warp us until we're locked into their empire for good.

[kind dome]

dad behavior

[bright wolf]

the S'pht are the elites/engineers

[placid storm]

crazy how much life changed because of harambe

[kind dome]

wort wort wort gruuuh

[compact violet]

Harambe in 2025 are we serious

[rugged light]

Harambae

[placid storm]

no we moo deng!

[bright wolf]

POZOLE

[summer ibex]

This just in: Bungie is offering Alpha codes to those who submit video evidence of them beating Terraria on Hardcore Mode.

[compact violet]

double reply you want my attention so bad

[kind dome]

👅 👅 👅

[placid storm]

yes 😩

[opal whale]

Would rather jump out my window

[kind dome]

i want you… 👅 👅 👅

[dry obsidian]

I just compared the S'pht to the grunts since they are both enslaved

[placid storm]

to sell me something!

[compact violet]

this is what I get for saying I want you to every ragebaiter

[kind dome]

his body…. 👅 👅

[summer ibex]

why are you from Rock Bottom

[placid storm]

[opal whale]

Uh oh

[kind dome]

!OBEY

[placid storm]

where’s my Diet Dr. Kelp?

[kind dome]

private kelp is dead

[placid storm]

spaghettio

[viscid notch]

Huh

[sharp turret]

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[summer ibex]

I can't 👅 understand 👅 your accent? 👅

[opal whale]

Whoop whoop

[compact violet]

first we have to do the secret handshake

[summer ibex]

That's da' sound of da' pooolice

[kind dome]

did 👅 you👅 say👅 something👅 i👅 was👅 too👅 bust👅 looking👅 at👅 your👅 feet👅 👅 👅 🦶 🦶 🦶

[opal whale]

Someone call the POlice

[summer ibex]

jesus

[solar patrol]

New episode of the Last of Us tonight guys

[kind dome]

okay get yo worm out

[placid storm]

jarvis, get the worm out

[kind dome]

pfp change

[summer ibex]

Jarvis, do a Vidmaster run

[hollow basin]

!alpha

[opal whale]

Victor von stark

[kind dome]

!worm

[crude ginkgo]

[halcyon crow]

/worm

[summer ibex]

#🐛alpha_access
^ read the bit at the top

[sharp turret]

/worm

[crude ginkgo]

[compact violet]

You know judging from ur Pfp I thought you'd be one of those sigma alpha people who recite quotes from Roman era and AD-CE

[shadow crag]

/ReleaseOpenAlpha 🫃

[hollow basin]

was seeing if they took down website

[crude ginkgo]

[halcyon crow]

Marathon is my Greek Empire

[kind dome]

that’s what my friend said💀 i didn’t even know that was a thing until after i changed it

[sharp turret]

Worm bucket, RELEASE!

[bright wolf]

grunts arent enslaved they willingly follow the covenant

[compact violet]

type of mfs who quote Roman emperor nero and think he was "based"

[kind dome]

roman emperor wormy

[rugged light]

"Lyre, Lyre..." Or is that the wrong guy

[opal whale]

The algorithm has spoken

[shadow crag]

/ReleaseOpenAlpha 🫃

[halcyon crow]

that’s unggoy to you punk 🤓

[sharp turret]

Lyre lyre, toga on fire

[kind dome]

lute

mordhau lute main

[opal whale]

Goodnight strange wormies

[halcyon crow]

goodbye british runner

[rugged light]

Team Morale guys who don't want to get executed for being useless with the blade

[compact violet]

When I tell bro good morning instead of Salve Caesar 🥀🥀🥀

[vagrant mirage]

go Habs go

[halcyon crow]

ave true to caesar

[summer ibex]

MARATHON, Dark & Darker, AND Mordhau? You have a fine palette my friend

[kind dome]

hop on mordhau gng 🥀 🥀

[kind dome]

how tf you know i play dark and darker slime

[bright wolf]

im gonna sangheili you

[rugged light]

I could never get good at the lute, shit's too much for me

[summer ibex]

2 Mutual Servers

[kind dome]

im dumb as hell

[opal whale]

Oi

[rugged light]

But these lute players are dropping some crazy toons

[summer ibex]

lute bot

[kind dome]

hop on Deep Rock Galactic gng

[sharp turret]

You look like you belong on a cross

[halcyon crow]

almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter….

[compact violet]

Wait is the word Caesar a name or title or both

[opal whale]

F man my eyes are fried feeling like that mfer cyclops from xman

[summer ibex]

"What an ugly little worm you are. What pile of excrement did the lieutenant pluck you from, worm?"

[halcyon crow]

name that became a title

[compact violet]

Okay cause Google gave me conflicting info

[kind dome]

fired yo damn eyes gng you blind

[halcyon crow]

Kaiser (German) being an example

[shadow crag]

/ReleaseOpenAlpha 🫃

[rugged light]

Caesar was running on such huge Him energy that he became the default for guys that wanted to be emperor unless you were from asia

[opal whale]

😂

[kind dome]

🤣

[compact violet]

I'm gonna name my child Caesar "king" kaiser 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[sharp turret]

Ain't that a worm in the head

[rugged light]

Bro's going to get crushed by a stone cross while fighting a homiesexual

[kind dome]

im namin my child worm

[halcyon crow]

HOW LUCKY CAN ONE GUY BE I KISSED HER AND SHE KISSED ME

[opal whale]

One blurry eye open rn

[summer ibex]

Make him a chimpanzee and you got the four check marks

[sharp turret]

Beware the pillar men

[floral matrix]

🫃

[manic bridge]

[kind dome]

rero the hero

[strange wadi]

Durandal goes Open door, close door, contact Aliens, go rampant. Just a normal day on the Marathon.

[sharp turret]

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[rugged light]

Redo of Healer?

[manic bridge]

Rerooooo

[kind dome]

[strange wadi]

What are the Worms building?

[twin spade]

[real vigil]

jobs

[crude quarry]

Big news guys

[blazing karma]

mods delete benzys comment and then this one

[brisk mantle]

34

[kind dome]

i got 33

[covert jetty]

SIGH

[sharp turret]

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[covert jetty]

its not much but its an honest work

[kind dome]

pancakelicka isnt here so he cant see it we’ll have to show him

[covert jetty]

bungo if we get to 100 can we have codes plox

[grand sparrow]

My friend said the access codes are only good for limited time within the alpha period. Is this true?

[whole isle]

egg

[snow jolt]

Chappell Roan anyone? https://youtube.com/watch?v=QBAmGTv11yY

[surreal whale]

does anyone else have the weird mouse issues as me? sometimes the game when im looking at my inventory makes the cursor have crazy lag

[solid dune]

nah i dont think it is

[grand sparrow]

He said he lost access after the next wave went out. I think he's lying and doesn't have a code to begin with tbh

[sharp turret]

If only I could have problems playing the game

[surreal whale]

dont get me wrong the game is mad fun

[covert jetty]

real

[meager hemlock]

lebsiab....

[snow jolt]

You're just being a good alpha tester by identifying the problems.

[muted phoenix]

[halcyon crow]

ill see if there are any issues in the private alpha channels regarding this but my gut is they’re lying

[meager hemlock]

I've had access the whole time

[strange wadi]

[covert jetty]

i wanna be called a good alpha tester uwu

[surreal whale]

where should i report issues?

[grand sparrow]

That was my understanding too

[sharp turret]

I'm pretty sure there's a channel only people with access can see

But you might have to do something to get it to show up

[covert jetty]

to the worms

[oblique shadow]

does anyone know when the code wave will be tomorrow? i want to be awake if i get in lol

[snow jolt]

You could probably set your email app on your phone to set off an alarm when you get it.

[halcyon crow]

there are a few users reporting that they played some runs but had their access revoked somehow but normally once alpha is granted it shouldnt removed. it looks like an issue on bungies end. no resolution at this time.

[halcyon crow]

1 - 4 PM Pacific usually

[compact violet]

You can do that?

[halcyon crow]

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1327323823388889269

[snow jolt]

Which email client do you use? I can figure out quickly if it's possible on it.

You probably use gmail, right?

[sharp turret]

I love the #no access channel

[halcyon crow]

stop looking i was helping that alpha person

[sharp turret]

Nooooooooooooo 😭

You are absolutely right. It is all meaningless. No matter how many dreams and hopes you have, no matter how happy your life may be, if you are crushed by a foot, it's all the same. We will all die.

Then, is life meaningless? Is it meaningless to be born and hope for the best?

Is it the same for our dead worms? Were those worms meaningless?

No, they were not.

It is we who give meaning to those worms! Those brave worms! The poor worms!

It is we, the living, who can remember. We die here and entrust the meaning to the next worms. That is the only way to resist this cruel world.

My worms, rage! My worms, scream! My worms, fight!

[covert jetty]

well its 0044hrs i must suspend my consciousness to preserve processing power. gn internet worms

[compact violet]

yes

[halcyon crow]

gn random citizen

[compact violet]

I forgot marathon has player level matchmaking wtf 🥀

[candid ocean]

it does?

[candid ocean]

im lvl 40 i didnt know it was like that thats why im getting fucked lol

[halcyon crow]

our lore nerd buttcheeks gonna get clapped by sweatlords

[candid ocean]

like bro im just tryna collect grimoire cards again

[compact violet]

Me doing contract for more lore while I get slapped by level 50s because all I do is play contracts and somehow I'm level 50 🥀🥀

[vital gale]

gonna feel the full strength of tarkov in marathon 💀

[candid ocean]

my ass.... it hurts...

[halcyon crow]

PLEASE GLITCH TRIO I JUST WANT TO ACCESS THIS TERMINAL FOR LOGS

[mystic panther]

wtf

[compact violet]

It's funny cause they confirmed terminals so getting lore might be tuff

[candid ocean]

tarkov mfers

[whole isle]

KOILL HIMJKILL HIM KJIL HIM JIOL HOIM HIKIL HIM

[vital gale]

waduh

[sharp turret]

I can't wait for the lore terminal campers

[snow jolt]

Damn I found a solution but then my whole purpose of it is destroyed:

One point to consider, you can no longer have different ringtones for individual labels.

[whole isle]

car

[vital gale]

car

[snow jolt]

Tech companies remove useful features for no reason challenge: IMPOSSIBLE.

[autumn rose]

They were lying about send codes or something

[halcyon crow]

https://x.com/marathonthegame/status/1916520806554759259?s=46

[vital gale]

nah I just ate them all

[autumn rose]

Trash game anyways

[vital gale]

Why are u here if it’s trash????

[rugged light]

Dedicated sadists dropping down mines on lore terminals

[real vigil]

LOL

[halcyon crow]

jesus chroist

[rugged light]

What is this goonbait

[vital gale]

bruh waduh

[halcyon crow]

Bungo police we got horn knee bots

[real vigil]

bro clicked on the “moms near u” ad. i’m crying

[whole isle]

Goblin

[vital gale]

goblin these nuts

[rugged light]

Average mind gobling

[vital gale]

wormin it

[halcyon crow]

i love collecting useless report points from the former sapphire now marathon official bot

[whole isle]

bosnia

[rugged light]

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[autumn rose]

Don’t worry I will leave only came for a code for this 💩 game

[sharp turret]

What's a mind goblin?

[whole isle]

I am a less evolved example of the human, i am not a human i am a homo erectus

[halcyon crow]

whats a goon to a goblin

[vital gale]

yk ngl I have a half done invincible variant template for my OCs 💀

[meager hemlock]

I just killed like 20 mosquitos and now I'm covered in blood

[rugged light]

Mind gobbling DEEZ NUTS

[whole isle]

I was in prison 3 years plz explain what does "yk" mean?

[halcyon crow]

the blood of your enemies

[sharp turret]

Okay like peanuts?

[rugged light]

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

[meager hemlock]

technically my own blood but yeah it still works

[rugged light]

Sadly yes... Don't do steroids kids

[meager hemlock]

also I just learned how hyenas give birth so that's fun

[snow jolt]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GEfAuU_W-lE

[rugged light]

Hyenas was one of the games of all time

[sharp turret]

Like passing a jumbo sized kidney stone

[halcyon crow]

the next thing is to do a good cannibal blood schmear and you’re all good to go walking outside

[meager hemlock]

they normally don't like me but I think I hung out with my gf too long cause they love her

getting secondhand tastiness

[snow jolt]

Should I watch From Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman?

[midnight shadow]

0/10 ragebait

[rugged light]

Sadly there's no Hannibal ascii art

[halcyon crow]

the mosquitoes yearn for your gf

[meager hemlock]

so do I so I can't blame em

[halcyon crow]

why are the stickers slightly out of sync

[manic bridge]

heya new noise

[sharp turret]

Pink cats are the best

[meager hemlock]

hiii

[vital gale]

fard

[snow jolt]

I still want someone to start selling genetically engineered pink-haired cats.

[manic bridge]

heyaaa Liason and Bobae!

[meager hemlock]

I bought new swords

[halcyon crow]

glorp afternoon/evening

[manic bridge]

ayy what types?

[meager hemlock]

two shamshirs and another separ :3

gotta have extras so it's an even fight

[hard epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306389618089787454/1363206402918580415/jerma_did_not_receive_marathon_alpha_key-ezgif.com-optimize.gif i forget gif's dont work here

[wooden robin]

:0

[meager hemlock]

also so I can go full anime with two swords but that seems less effective, we shall see

[manic bridge]

swords and guns, got the ideal armory from what it sounds like haha

[vital gale]

noice

[meager hemlock]

absolutely 😄 also that new keltec abomination sounds wonderful and I'm tempted by it but I already spent too much money this month lol

[lilac hearth]

https://x.com/MarathonTheGame/status/1916520806554759259

[vital gale]

oh god keltec 😭

[meager hemlock]

now all I need is better medical equipment and I'll be ready

[meager hemlock]

THEY MADE A COMPACT 5.7 FOR LESS THAN $600 AND IT"S STRIPPE R CLIP FED

[native zenith]

awawa

[vital gale]

yea I’ve seen 😔 why stripper clip….

[wooden robin]

awawa

[vital gale]

awawa

[meager hemlock]

I think to keep the profile low. 20+1 in that frame is really good (and also allegedly to get around california round capacity laws)

[vital gale]

I guess

[meager hemlock]

idk for an EDC it seems not terrible. it's really unlikely you'll need more than 15 let alone 20

[rugged light]

just 3D print your own blunderbuss like the Shinzo Abe assassin for 25 bucks and some change

[shy bolt]

Y’all think they going to delay this game?

[manic bridge]

gonna pretend i know gun lingo

[vital gale]

don’t worry I don’t entirely know everything either even if I enjoy and know about some guns

[compact violet]

I wouldn't be mad at a winter delay (or early 2026)

[lilac hearth]

codes dropping tomorrow https://x.com/MarathonTheGame/status/1916520806554759259

[vital gale]

I mean if there’s still some major changes needed to be done I guess they would delay for the better

[manic bridge]

i wonder how the current, activly being worked on build looks like

[wooden robin]

It's the same as the alpha, but they have glitch's model running arround like in minecraft's alpha

[real vigil]

jobs

[manic bridge]

scary

[ebon parcel]

[halcyon crow]

it has prox chat and bikini skins

[wooden robin]

I NEED IT

[vital gale]

BIKINI?????

[halcyon crow]

calm down bucket it’s just a digital bikini

[wooden robin]

Yes, but imagine Void in a bikini

[sharp turret]

I can't believe how much better the pink cat is

[shut sand]

probably...

[echo vigil]

Anybody tryna play?

[shut sand]

ya...got a key?

[halcyon crow]

more of a locus bikini fan myself

[vital gale]

wait isn’t void a guy…

[quaint sedge]

and?

[wooden robin]

Yes. But boys deserve bikinis too

[manic bridge]

so what

[vital gale]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[sharp turret]

Oiled up mankini when?

[wooden robin]

That was my second option to say XD

[meager hemlock]

steve?

[fiery coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306389618089787454/1363327338443575396/BINGUS.gif

[echo vigil]

Put void in a speedo

[quaint sedge]

all clothes are unisex if you're not a coward

[meager hemlock]

blackbird in EOD armor....

[vital gale]

😶‍🌫️

[manic bridge]

some ones gonna get nuked ik it

[meager hemlock]

void in a maid outfit. locus in a microkini. blackbird in a tux. glitch.

I don't have strong feelings about glitch idk

[vital gale]

😦

[thin smelt]

im worming it

[vital gale]

ok yea

[kind dome]

im worming it

[vital gale]

wormin it hard

[craggy bridge]

thief 🤤

[manic bridge]

neeeed thief soon fr

[meager hemlock]

honestly thief as is she's rockin it

[uneven void]

how i know if i got access?

[quaint sedge]

none of you are seeing the light of heaven

[hot heath]

eeee

[wooden robin]

I know, i'm a bucket. I don't get an afterlife so i have moral freedom to put Void in maid outfit

[meager hemlock]

I feel like I am I just enjoy people and think blackbird would be hot in a tux with a silenced beretta

[craggy bridge]

the name's bird
blackbird

[manic bridge]

wonder if we're ever gonna get the reveal trailer runners... i loved the looks

[meager hemlock]

she's formerly spec ops!! it fits!

[vital gale]

blackbirding it

[meager hemlock]

straight up birding it

[shy bolt]

Game has a solid foundation but the narrative won’t change any time soon

[wooden robin]

Now that i think about it, i should not try to say that on spanish here. That would put me to jail at a speed faster than light xd (i'm from spain)

[vital gale]

👁️👄👁️

[craggy bridge]

YUP

[manic bridge]

baadd idea haha

[real vigil]

@compact violet job

[vital gale]

job application

[meager hemlock]

already gets people in trouble in person here lmao

[vital gale]

wait why tho????

[thick swift]

did is what i get for thirsting for locus

[lone anchor]

where dem keys at?

[vital gale]

I ate them

[lone anchor]

shit

[vital gale]

That gravestone looks delicious….🤤

[wooden robin]

As someone from spain, between translating black and showing people with the "capirote" in "Semana Santa" is funny XD

[atomic basin]

its a mitski and laufey on do not disturb with the lights off kinda night

[wooden robin]

Thankfully, Blasphemous has gotten more people knowing what the "capirote" is now days

[vital gale]

I searched and damn 💀

[wooden robin]

Yeah, to me they are just religious people marching for Christ that play some good music on the streets. So seeing someone from the USA reacting to them for the first time is always funny

[real vigil]

just anything but playing the game

[wooden robin]

I'll keep checking the email every 2 to 5 seconds. As god intended. Keep gambling

[real vigil]

same bro, i be praying and breathing n shit

[green trail]

Shit so bad I stopped checking mine

[proud linden]

how long have u been waiting

[wooden robin]

Don't worry, i think today they didn't drop new codes. Check anyway before leaving just in case xd

[pearl pike]

how do i get the profile frame

[thick swift]

+ Bucket, should I buy the Sekiguchi Caterpillar Shirt?
+ https://x.com/BungieStore/status/1916568034057035966

-# This message was sent from CyberAcme™ Detainee Terminal: 7
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[compact violet]

Expired quest

[wooden robin]

You can't anymore, there was a quest

[manic bridge]

Theres a code wave confirmed for tommorow no use in checking rn

[green trail]

First signed up like two and a half weeks ago I believe

[wooden robin]

Would there be any better choice for you latter on? If yes, maybe wait a couple days just in case or pre order if you can just cancel it. If no, pray the worm.

[pearl pike]

tf does mpreg do

[green trail]

Became self aware that checking my email multiple times a day was some fent head activity but there's still some hope left

[lofty trench]

I've just been playing gambit whenever I wanna check for codes

[thick swift]

- Worried, this worm shirt will be limited edition/ pre-order only. Pre-orders end tomorrow.
+ It's only $30.00 USD. Not bad at all for a shirt I like.

-# This message was sent from CyberAcme™ Detainee Terminal: 7
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[wooden robin]

Then go for it! ^^

[native pond]

they need to add emotes so i can do the griddy when i 1v3 a team

[midnight wharf]

How much is the shipping though

[floral aurora]

Where was this said?

[thick swift]

https://x.com/MarathonTheGame/status/1916520806554759259

[thick swift]

you right i gotta see if shipping is not too pricey

[wooden robin]

I always try a trick to decide this kind of stuff. I leave it to fate, like using a dice app to choose between multiple choices. If when i see the result i feel a bit disappointed or like there was one better, i choose the other one i actually want. That dumb trick can get you out of the mental block when deciding (i know you already wanted the shirt. But i felt like yapping about this anyway XD)

[thick swift]

+ You do whatever you like bucket. This a server full of yappers.

-# This message was sent from CyberAcme™ Detainee Terminal: 7
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[wooden robin]

Yapper? I barely know her!

[sudden plank]

how do we get access

[tough thistle]

Casually

[rugged light]

type /code three times in the alpha access chat, works every time

[light scroll]

awawa

[manic bridge]

Sign up for the Alpha in #🐛alpha_access

[wooden robin]

awawa

[manic bridge]

AWAWAW

[light scroll]

chat i watched sinners

[rapid locust]

Hey, how do you gain access to alpha is there a signup form?

[wooden robin]

No spoilers, how was it? ^^

[light scroll]

really good i fw the music a lot

[wooden robin]

Glad to hear that, i haven't seen it yet

[manic bridge]

Type "/Alpha" in #🐛alpha_access and fill out the survey

[light scroll]

i shant dare say spoilers for that film its smth you're better off going in on completely blind

[solar juniper]

I think they're trying a new command in there right now 🤔

[wooden robin]

Understood. I actually haven't been spoiled

[light scroll]

i went in without even knowing the runtime man it was peak

[wooden robin]

XD

[fickle cradle]

yo

[wooden robin]

Nice, i actually don't really care about runtime most times. As long as a movie is good, i never feel like it is too long, too slow or even too short

[thick swift]

i love me some michael b jordan, also saw a clip of hailee's character saying some wild shit to michael b jordan

[rugged light]

The Mpreg Cult takes another victim

[wooden robin]

Straight to the MIDAs ranks

[rugged light]

And so it takes another

[rapid locust]

Is it hard to get in?

[wooden robin]

It is unlikely, yeah

Or at least, you are talking in the chat for those go didn't get in XD

[manic bridge]

Its by random soooo gl

[rapid locust]

Does the survey even help?

[manic bridge]

It signs you up for it soooo. Cant get in without it. It puts you into the pool

[thick swift]

you only get in by doing the survey

[rapid locust]

ik but do you they think actully like look into what you put in

[thick swift]

nope, for the most part access is random selection.

[rapid locust]

type shi

[manic bridge]

They probably take the choices you make in the survey and put you into a pool with people who made similar choices, which is still thousands of people

[compact violet]

Shi

[thick swift]

I got jailed on main nachocar smh.

[compact violet]

What did u do🥀

[hard forge]

wher mankrik worm

[thick swift]

i wanted jello physics for locus.

[wooden robin]

Kill unarmed civilians in an active combat zone

[compact violet]

Least worst country war crime

[compact violet]

Oh you freaky....

[rugged light]

Locus's shield should jiggle

[thick swift]

Boom 1 day in jail

[manic bridge]

I knew it LMFAO

[manic bridge]

I called it

[thick swift]

Locus flavored jello is not allowed.

[compact violet]

locus shield should be placable

[dull bramble]

locus shield should be edible and taste like gummy bears

[compact violet]

funny I just got trolli gummy

[manic bridge]

Locus shield is like Hardlite cubes ya? Looks hella cool

[hard forge]

jello locus bikini skin when

[thick swift]

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1328413313612382218

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1327323823388889269

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1328415939418652693

[dry obsidian]

no peeking

[thick swift]

https://discord.com/channels/1303855380845301861/1337177688154050570

iykyk

[unkempt tapir]

Only those who Bear the Curse can see this channel.

[tall moss]

Only thoses selected by Gman can see and enter this channel

[rapid locust]

so tmw they are doing a random selection thing nice

[thick swift]

howdy, how was your weekend bud

[hard forge]

what a terrible night for a worm

[thick swift]

they've been doing random selection

[unkempt tapir]

Too short. Not looking forward to work.

[rapid locust]

https://bsky.app/profile/marathonthegame.bungie.net

[thick swift]

At least your timeshare on Tau Ceti IV isn't over until the 4th.

[unkempt tapir]

True true, unfortunately I am busy for most of this week :c

[hard forge]

damn i feel like a worman

[smoky epoch]

.

[light scroll]

awawa

[manic bridge]

Amamama

[shadow shuttle]

Mamamamanray

[shell schooner]

🫶🏽

[cinder dock]

How do i know that my survey registration and my stream alpha priority key worked?

[thick swift]

you don't. just have to wait

[languid trellis]

im so excited to not play marathon this week :D

[austere olive]

me 2

[thick swift]

MARATHON

[shell schooner]

I’m still coping

[light scroll]

bungie hates sophie

[thick swift]

Please keep your copium-breathing apparatus on as we approach week 2 of the alpha. Alpha access will be granted daily again starting on 4/28

[dull bramble]

i love how it doesn't matter what day it is, you'll always find every stage of grief present here in chat

[languid trellis]

let go of the cope
free yourself

[modern monolith]

MASSIVE MARATHON NEWS ⏰ ☣️ HUGE CODE WAVE COMING TOMORROW

[shell schooner]

Especially anger

[light scroll]

i dont believe u

[dull bramble]

anger specially

[languid trellis]

superpositioned on every stage

[thick swift]

DO NOT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES. KEEP COPING. ALPHAWILLMAKEMEGOD

[atomic basin]

hi

[thick swift]

Violet

[shell schooner]

Violetta

[manic bridge]

heya violet

[thick cape]

if it ain't in marathon news I don't belieb it

[thick swift]

https://x.com/MarathonTheGame/status/1916520806554759259

[static salmon]

little short film i made as a tribute to bungie: https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1k9gzji/access_requestedbungie_tribute_short_film/

[languid trellis]

if you think about it
every new wave is just gambling to get in

[atomic basin]

life is a journey and i have 4 flat tires broken ac busted radiator shitty brakes a broken headlight and no gas

[dull bramble]

better start beliebing it then cuz bungie posted on twitter

[sonic pasture]

so the alpha was a lie huh

[shell schooner]

Me when no text back

[dull bramble]

no gas no money no signal no radio no bitches no NOTHING

[atomic basin]

I don't even gotta say me when blahblah u all know what my issue is

[languid trellis]

all a psyops by bungie

[light scroll]

life is a highway i love cars

[thick swift]

Don't stop now, 100% of gamblers quit right before they win big.

[sonic pasture]

no code yet fuck this shitty company

[shell schooner]

What about your big chungus life

[dull bramble]

yep we found anger

[atomic basin]

24 acting like a child over video games

[thick swift]

FUCKMYBIGCHUNGUS LIFE

[atomic basin]

I should come in here and argue with people whenever I'm sad

[languid trellis]

gambling bad
i should stop

[atomic basin]

Never stop gambling

[real vigil]

doing anything but playing the game

[thick swift]

Yes.

[light scroll]

anyone wanna lay together in my bed and listen to chasm by beach bunny as i hug my blahaj

[sonic pasture]

cant play the game when bungie doesnt give out codes

[atomic basin]

I'm on the toilet dude

[languid trellis]

trueee 💀

[dull bramble]

the chance of winning back 10 dollars offsets any fortune you previously lost

[shell schooner]

Beach bunny mentioned

[atomic basin]

Please

[light scroll]

you can hug my other blahaj

[languid trellis]

no excuse

[thick swift]

Fighting for your life?

[light scroll]

yayyyyyyy

[thick siren]

At least you have access to marathon :/ ungratful

[atomic basin]

i will start walking the west coast is not far

[real vigil]

i need to stop saying that u just use it as an excuse to tell me what ur doing

[untold sphinx]

What’s this new null/transmitter thing

Did everyone get sent it?

[thick swift]

it was for the arg, not used currently. might be in the future

[wet crown]

[dull bramble]

your new best friend

[atomic basin]

U right i can't kill myself until the marathon alpha ends

[light scroll]

awawaaaa

[untold sphinx]

Nah bro yhe code gonna be my best friend if I ever get ut😭🙏

[languid trellis]

unalive rates drops to 0%

[real vigil]

jsut gimme the code man]\

[thick siren]

I cant blieve new code waze tmmr!!1!

[atomic basin]

Awawa

[dull bramble]

i can see we have depression and bargaining here too

[real vigil]

@compact violet get a job

[atomic basin]

I go through all of them every hour

[light scroll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2H60m12YawgB4AVm52Cawq?si=10BeHrrNSD-ReVip6RQzGg

[thick swift]

@compact violet get an alpha

[languid trellis]

whats your fastest any%

[real vigil]

you get a job too

[compact violet]

I just went online does he have me on speed dial 🥀

[atomic basin]

I don't have a blahaj all of my plushies are from my ex fuck my stupid gay life

[real vigil]

nope you just felt my aura and hopped on

[languid trellis]

catching strays fr

[atomic basin]

Music is good thougj

[manic bridge]

[compact violet]

true....ur too tuff for me...

[shell schooner]

Red wine supernovaaaa

[real vigil]

why u always make it freaky

[dull bramble]

10 minutes if i wake up at 6:50 am blasting ivy by frank ocean. less if i'm feeling really inspired

[languid trellis]

you have to admit you set that one up lol

[real vigil]

boy bye

[atomic basin]

probably like 5 mins

[shell schooner]

I’m blasting solo

[compact violet]

"boy bye 💅"

[thick swift]

so anyways i started blasting

[real vigil]

not more fruity than u bro

[atomic basin]

giving out alpha codes to anyone who starts hrt

[polar fox]

Dibs

[atomic basin]

I like this

[shell schooner]

The marathon alpha code to hrt pipeline

[brisk mantle]

…

[dull bramble]

i swear that man has caused some nasty crashouts over here

[light scroll]

im ab to take mine

[real vigil]

indeed has opportunities @light scroll @atomic basin

[silk jungle]

Give my Bungie account access I don't need the code

[atomic basin]

Ull get one tomorrow

[light scroll]

yayyyyy

[shell schooner]

But the album is so good ngl I might put it on to finish this drive

[dull bramble]

don't tell me you the one driving

[real vigil]

@oak fox u get a job as well

[light scroll]

whats indeed all i know is my paws and the bones i chew on

[real vigil]

yea ur getting left on read

[shell schooner]

😏

[gaunt acorn]

less than 2k people peak on the alpha today is so dumb just send out codes 😭

[light scroll]

untrue my lover always responds immediately

[real vigil]

larp

[light scroll]

and i respond to her immediately too

mad that sophie got game and u dont

[dull bramble]

ong get those eyes out the phone and focus on the street 😭 🙏

[real vigil]

who me?

[silk jungle]

They should give me access to the alpha my friend was a true friend and gave me his code but I can't access it after I downloaded because you got to still have your Bungie account accepted 😡😭😭

[hard forge]

somebody once told me the worm was gonna roll me

[shell schooner]

I’m at a rest stop!!

[dull bramble]

oh nvm then keep doomscrolling u good

[manic bridge]

Codes are linked to your bungie acc, it said this in the survey

[silk jungle]

Yeah tragic we didn't think of this when it got sent to us @manic bridge

[shell schooner]

Waiting for the worst food ever probably

[atomic basin]

🤓 https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1292857542938067001/1366225930380640427/Screenshot_20250427_213344_ADPMobile.jpg?ex=68102c8d&is=680edb0d&hm=c4aac6d30abf878e85d411aa108b2a0f3e663139452fb04be0e46a59c314642e&

[thick swift]

i should vent in faction chat more often, its so liberating

[silk jungle]

Wish there was a way to get access since I do have it downloaded doe lol @manic bridge

[atomic basin]

I should start venting in the dms of random people on my friends list to make them uncomfortable

[light scroll]

omg meeee

[real vigil]

im so proud of u

[manic bridge]

Its probably to prevent reselling of keys so sadly no way around

[atomic basin]

I like when people vent to me it makes me feel useful

[opal whale]

senddd codes

[compact violet]

w carrer

[opal whale]

hello

[silk jungle]

😭True 😭 @manic bridge wasn’t even trying to sell he was just being a true homie

[compact violet]

hello dill pickle

[light scroll]

i love feeling useful

[manic bridge]

Nu Cal faction chat is just burger and cat spam

[atomic basin]

Idk what ur pfp is from but I the first time i messaged someone on a dating app they had it as their pfp and when they messaged me back I uninstalled and never responded because I was scared

[manic bridge]

wow LOL

[opal whale]

hello neeyesth

[compact violet]

💀

[real vigil]

was she bad at least

[glossy knot]

awawawwa

[opal whale]

heh

[atomic basin]

it's duolicious u dont have to put pics of urself

[tacit star]

w

[compact violet]

I should download tinder and send pics of /dac

[real vigil]

sigh thats likes 2nd to unemploymenyt

[dull bramble]

i swear the people pleaser in me loves when others vent to me but i do NOT recommend seeking me out i have no tact whatsoever and cannot understand human feelings to save my life 😭

[compact violet]

It gets to a point where you got none left in you and you're just like "damn sorry that happened"

[shut sand]

thats most people i think

[manic bridge]

Like you'll listen buttt

[dull bramble]

its from puparia, a very neat animation on youtube you should look it up very short but worth the watch

[compact violet]

7 tell me to get a job again

[real vigil]

ill trauma dump rn my wingstop app wasnt working yesterday

[manic bridge]

tragic

[real vigil]

im cool ill do as i please

[thick swift]

go touch grass

[compact violet]

U stick to tomatoes buddy

[thick swift]

how bout i stick this hand up in the air

[compact violet]

yeah ur getting muted

[manic bridge]

if you get both accs muted in the same day

[dull bramble]

ong i will listen to you the whole day but the moment i'm asked to formulate an opinion or guidance to give you you'll leave worse than when you sought me out

[real vigil]

violet stfu bro

[atomic basin]

I'm going to harm myself

[atomic basin]

I'm gonna trauma dump i wanted a baja blast last night but I didnt get one

[manic bridge]

ive never had baja blast...

[compact violet]

U don't need it

[real vigil]

gimme a code u can trauma dump to me its a fair deal

[atomic basin]

Yes I do

[compact violet]

Get flaming hot mountain dew soda instead

[atomic basin]

What the fuck is that

[compact violet]

It's legit what it sounds ...

[atomic basin]

Why the fuck is that

[dull bramble]

must be nice having baja blast in your city this shit was put on shelves for about 2 months over here in my country and never again

[atomic basin]

I'll mail some

[real vigil]

i just know ur chopped cheese bro

[compact violet]

chopped...cheese?

[dull bramble]

aight bet imma send you my address

[compact violet]

Like the food?

[atomic basin]

The shit i bought in November was supposed to ship this month but it's April 27th with no update from the company I'm about to demand a refund for ez 80 bucks

[compact violet]

Is you telling me I look good to eat...👅👅👅

[real vigil]

left on read

[floral lily]

youre beautiful dw

[atomic basin]

Thanks man

[floral lily]

Np

[real vigil]

if u aint talking food she dont care icl

[floral lily]

just slammed an annoying ass glitch with a railgun shot to the head and it was the most satisfying shit ever

[manic bridge]

i need to use the railgun,

[floral lily]

Holy shit 💀

[atomic basin]

I'm so big and hungry

[glad dust]

/mpreg

[real vigil]

yea we know big girl

[light scroll]

violet wanna paw at eachother

[atomic basin]

Id love to

[real vigil]

jesus get a job

[light scroll]

yayyyyy

[floral lily]

can i paw with u guys

[atomic basin]

Paws at u

[real vigil]

gav cmon like youre better than that

[light scroll]

paws at u

[atomic basin]

Paws at u

[dull bramble]

i'd rather just slam glitch against a wall and give er some dome if you get me

[glad dust]

hey guys can i have a code

[light scroll]

GIRLS ONLY!!!!

[compact violet]

Gang

[manic bridge]

mmmm nah

[glad dust]

😡

[dull bramble]

ong that was a bit much my apolocheese

[thick swift]

AND I GOT MUTED.

[atomic basin]

Any girls/non binary people in chat wanna hop on marathon

[manic bridge]

oh wait, born on board hasnt spoken since their last-

[thick swift]

ME. YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HELPER MAN

[light scroll]

@dull bramble

[real vigil]

yea sure

[manic bridge]

HAHAHAHA

[compact violet]

I need a 1v1 against bornonboard and bobae

[atomic basin]

Get a code first buddy whyd u eat 9

[spice shell]

https://tenor.com/view/tryouts-joker-batman-pool-gif-9193504

[compact violet]

7 8 9 ‼️‼️🤨

[real vigil]

ur so barf

[dull bramble]

i don't think i fit any of the requirements but i appreciate the invite 😭 🙏

[light scroll]

that any in your profile doesnt look very binary

[atomic basin]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-himeno-anime-vomit-barf-gif-27162818

[real vigil]

stop tryna romanticize my insult

[dull bramble]

i just rather not bother myself with people worrying about my gender

[light scroll]

thats how it starts....

[real vigil]

getting me mad

[dull bramble]

ong don't do this to me 😭

[light scroll]

i see an agender future for you my friend

[dull bramble]

i'd just rather be a robot

[atomic basin]

That is also acceptable but regardless need a third because I can't handle 1 on 1 interaction with people I don't know well

[light scroll]

you're already fitting the checkboxes

[manic bridge]

i would play but i have to be a responsible college student

[placid storm]

responsible college student? yeah right

[manic bridge]

yeah.... yeah...