new-noise

[shadow relic]

Mfw giiggleshit frees bingle

[atomic basin]

arrivals is tje most I've ever enjoyed destiny

[light scroll]

the puppys yearn for crown of sorrow

[woeful pebble]

nezarec, founder of nucaloric

[atomic basin]

I never did any of the old raids because I was scared of lfg

[woeful pebble]

crown is so anxiety inducing for me

[rich island]

Crown fire

[acoustic crane]

aha haaaa guess who's back

[opaque spade]

he’s the glitch char from the amount he tps 💔

[next escarp]

Nezarec's dad bod.

[atomic basin]

Besides eow and levi once

[thick swift]

oh hey daro rigos back from work jail

[acoustic crane]

poggies!

[eternal ginkgo]

sotp was funny

[rich island]

Spire and crown were pretty good

[opaque spade]

old raids top d2 crota anyday

[acoustic crane]

today i promise to not be mean and to not troll even once!!!

[pearl wagon]

Can I have a hot take moment that’s gonna make everyone really mad

[light scroll]

crown had the worst encounter of all time as its first enc but the boss fights were both awesome

[thick swift]

this was not factchecked by sekiguchi shareholders

[light scroll]

go ahead

[acoustic crane]

fuck u bob fuck u

[manic bridge]

[eternal ginkgo]

spire of stars final boss was fun to explain to people that never did it XD

[atomic basin]

Oblivion has to be the worst kept secret in the history of gaming

[light scroll]

spire and crown finals were great cause they had everyone be involved with mechanics which is how every raid boss should be

[acoustic crane]

it better drop today, im tweakin

[rich island]

Rotating leviathan encounters and underbelly are actually pretty cool

[rigid flare]

Marketing

[light scroll]

some more great examples are aksis and herald of finality

[shadow relic]

Hi Daro

[rich island]

Also prestige good

[acoustic crane]

wass good Rigo

[atomic basin]

They're doing official reveal tomorrow at 11 et

[light scroll]

nezarec and the witness having 2-3 people doing mechanics is bad raid design

[woeful pebble]

YEAAAA herald is a lot of fun

[thick swift]

khajit has oblivion if you have alpah

[acoustic crane]

oh fr???

[rich island]

Damn yall got more than 1 doing witness mechanics? Thats crazy

[light scroll]

keeps things quick yeah i dont do the prepop cause its boring and lame

[atomic basin]

https://x.com/ElderScrolls/status/1914341009606975975?t=KEuWQ2ccuRkKB_GKm00Oiw&s=19

[eternal ginkgo]

having everyone involved is definitly something I agree with, I just don't like having to many unrecoverable fights because of one death

[rich island]

The whole raid is boring and lame

[pearl wagon]

I think a lot of people had really overblown reactions to lightfall. You can see the cracks in it narratively sure but I think it’s like. Nothing that wasn’t also present for witch queen? Just Savathûn is more compelling than any of the LF characters. I really think as expansions they’re like an 8/10 for Wq and a 7/10 for lf. People were def big mad about nimbus and that clouded things. Also byf being The Lore Guy who is spectacularly wrong sometimes and he got mad abt the veil so everyone got their opinion from him

[woeful pebble]

i actually really enjoyed insurrection prime too

[acoustic crane]

Damn, the madlads actually doing it

[rich island]

Except verity

[woeful pebble]

thats probably my favorite final boss out of all the vaulted raids

[shadow relic]

What r they revealing

[pearl wagon]

I have sincere beef with byf. Took that guy years to acknowledge saint and Osiris were gay

[acoustic crane]

Oblivion Remastered

[thick swift]

thank you violet, new-noise reporter

[meager gulch]

Where my code be at

[atomic basin]

Oblivion remaster/remake

[eternal ginkgo]

CAP or ACP gang ?

[rich island]

Lightfall was supposed to be bigger and it just wasnt

[acoustic crane]

good for u dawg, so did i and it was peak so i look forward to the remake

[pearl wagon]

Wdym bigger?

[manic bridge]

time for todd to do 16 times the talking

[acoustic crane]

my fav part

[meager gulch]

Where my code be at

[thick swift]

Todd Howard Remastered, “Tell Me Lies” now in 8K with Raytracing

[woeful pebble]

Took that guy years to acknowledge saint and Osiris were gay
uhhh when did that (him taking years) happen😭

[acoustic crane]

idk dawg if they truly wanted to be the GOATs they would've done Morrowind

[woeful pebble]

chess club president remastered

[meager gulch]

Can someone give me their alpha code it’s more important that I play it than you

[light scroll]

lf to me was like 3/10, strand was fun yeah but the campaign was oughhhh with how it kept giving and taking it every 30 seconds in some areas

calus being killed off with a pitiful boss fight and no story resolution with caiatl was sad, shadow legion not having any new functionality or weapons except the backpacks were lame too

root of nightmares is a truly abysmal raid to me(except planets <3)

the story not explaining anything about what the veil and radial mast were yet expecting me to care about em was also really bad

[pearl wagon]

They’d been gay for a very, very long time before any of it happened on screen and you’d expect the lore guy to pick up on it!

[light scroll]

also neptune to me is a really boring destination that didnt match the prerelease marketing, the ingame version is a purple braytech lab

[acoustic crane]

Lightfall is no cap the worst DLC right next to Curse of Osiris

[light scroll]

only one area, an area thats only used for the campaign, feels like a city

[manic bridge]

nope

[light scroll]

osiris' ghost is dead but hes alive

[manic bridge]

for years now

[woeful pebble]

i mean he didnt deny it tho i think he also implied the relationship existed b4 it was explicitly revealed so i just think its completely irrelevant to the veil thing and how he is as a creator😭 sorry

[thick swift]

speaking of death, how was zavala written following the goat’s death?

[pearl wagon]

I for sure disagree but I think it’s because I like. Didn’t have expectations of it so it literally couldn’t disappoint me? I was of a mind before it came out to just meet it where it was at. You can tell it was pandemic dev time though.

[manic bridge]

he came back around witch queen possesed by savathun

[compact violet]

I thought the strikes were kinda fun but outside of that light fall is disappointing yes

[light scroll]

yeah but so was WQ and TFS, WQ was made 80% or so during the pandemic

[pearl wagon]

I said those as 2 different things, him getting pissy about the veil because he didn’t know everything about it immediately was just. Childish

[acoustic crane]

Strand was good but the story for a penultimate expansion was fucking terrible tone wise :/

[manic bridge]

DLC from 3 years ago

[shadow fiber]

If you haven't gotten an alpha code yet does that mean you aren't getting one or are they still sending out more?

[daring hull]

he still kicking, voiced by keith david

[compact violet]

Yeah, the first opening mission sets the "tone" so well then it just fucks off??😭😭

[thick swift]

still coming out runner, in the mean time Todd Howard the game reveal stream tomorrow

[woeful pebble]

yea i was bummed out by that too

[woeful pebble]

ZAVALA MY COMMANDER GOAT

[light scroll]

the pyramids/witness arriving in LF only to do nothing besides vanish within a few hours was ass too, 9 years of buildup for them to do nothing

[compact violet]

U may be thinking of taken king or dark below

[acoustic crane]

i aint ever forgetting them showing off a bunch of D1 armors just to never add them back to the game ong

[shadow fiber]

ok glad to hear it I really wanna play it but I'm not seeing a code yet

[atomic basin]

violet

[pearl wagon]

Regardless I did a replay of the last 3 and it’s like insane how much better final shape is than both

[light scroll]

tormentors were very cool yes but felt extremely out of place, they didnt fit in anywhere until the dread were introduced in-full

[woeful pebble]

they sent waves of orange darkness goo!!!

[knotty brook]

Remember the gore and porn gif spam

[compact violet]

I don't want to

[finite elk]

bruh

[manic bridge]

please no

[acoustic crane]

the what now

[pearl wagon]

Violet

[woeful pebble]

still bummed out over nezzy just being a tormentor cuz they didnt have enough time to cook with his model/design

[atomic basin]

Vesta

[thick swift]

i feel like i missing something

[light scroll]

alao tormentors not having a concrete origin still is really funny bungie switches story direction for the dread every 5 mins its pawesome

[acoustic crane]

ong was i napping during this???

[woeful pebble]

like the concept art was so sick... what couldve been

[normal hill]

Traxus still hasn’t benefited me with getting a key yet, but there’s still time

[light scroll]

nezarec not having the grab attack is perplexing in the worst ways

[woeful pebble]

yea 😭 😭

[pearl wagon]

They’re clones of nezarec in the like dread way. Reminds me how funny it is that every subjugator is a woman but rhulk isn’t

[thick swift]

nachocar not telling us shieeeet

[manic bridge]

is it worth brushing up on recent D2 destiny lore? i stopped keeping up around witch queen. what is the edge of fate going to even be about?

[acoustic crane]

ong i never trusted Nerevar to begin with, i knew he was out for clout ong smh

[compact violet]

General chat had gore and p0rn gifs being spammed making us lose perms

[acoustic crane]

Oh THATS why they lost perms???

[compact violet]

Yeah and apparently it's a guy crashing out about no code (allegedly)

[normal hill]

Tbf the spam was obnoxious

[thick swift]

OH i thought it was general headassery but that makes alot more sense

[pearl wagon]

That’s up to you! I’ve been the Destiny player of my friend group forever so I’m committed and the game helped me realize I’m a girl but like. Sincere lack of mystery and awe lately. That’s why I’m hype for marathon!

[acoustic crane]

bruh.... How are people this upset over videogames holy fuck

[hearty rivet]

Did codes go out yet chat?

[woeful pebble]

transmasc rhulk

[light scroll]

bungie has written 3 tormentor origins so far

1. clones of nezzy from calus cloning stuff(hinted in campaign)

2. ancient pyramid soldiers(LF website)

3. reshaped raw resonance given form

[pearl wagon]

No no no you misunderstand. The witness forcefemmed that dude

[compact violet]

they went from crying about no gif spam to just code begging lol

[woeful pebble]

ohhhh that makes sense

[acoustic crane]

the circle of life

[eternal prawn]

Praying for wave 2 code

[pearl wagon]

The transfeminine mystique

[thick swift]

the stages of runner rampancy

[hearty rivet]

So they sent out the first wave? Right?

[chilly patio]

How's it going in new noise gamers

[acoustic crane]

i ong hope everyone that comes in here to say ''no code, sad'' never gets a code

[eternal ginkgo]

well if you're interested in what's comming, it will be easier to catch up on the Nine's lore, but for the rest there's a lot of things

[eternal prawn]

That’s what I’m told

[compact violet]

ok bye I'ma get back to my balatro

[manic bridge]

o7

[thick swift]

no code? insert megamind

[acoustic crane]

later Nerevar, dont forget about the Dunmer baddies

[shadow relic]

Hi neeyth

[compact violet]

Hello rigo

[light scroll]

the rest of the dread have 1-2 origins they're not as confusingly written

[manic bridge]

we noising it

[eternal prawn]

Cringe hater behavior. You’re better than this

[acoustic crane]

finna lose my mind dawg

[hearty rivet]

Yeah I don't really mind not getting one oblivion remaster out soon supposedly that'll hold me over lmao

[acoustic crane]

found the person without a code

[light scroll]

grim and subjugators had a weird throwaway line in revenant though where crow suggested they were always in the pyramids??

[shadow relic]

I don’t know

[urban fox]

because its noisy

[thick swift]

glorp morning argo, quest support is over alpha support is the new name of the game

[acoustic crane]

i never signed up because idc

[shadow relic]

I have one please praise me

[chilly patio]

Understood, guess we'll need new copypastas

[eternal prawn]

You might be the saddest person I’ve encountered in months

[pearl wagon]

Sincerely like. The marathon reveal made me realize I haven’t enjoyed inhabiting a space in Destiny in a long time. There’s no mystery, the secrets are all boxes to check. There’s no emergent systems! And that’s not what they’re trying to do obviously but it makes me check out a little which is insane for the collectors edition collector with 2 raid jackets to say

[shadow relic]

Based marathon discord user foesnt care about what every other person does

[thick swift]

on mobile rn my copypastas stuck on my .txt at home sadge

[acoustic crane]

praise Rigo, he has a code

[sly jetty]

I think we have to go out and talk the game up though. The only opinions Ive seen are negative

[chilly patio]

Rippa

[pearl wagon]

Sundered doctrine armor set confirms where they came from. Weirdly enough the husks aren’t hive, they’re clones of one eliksni

[smoky epoch]

Well guess I'm not in

[thick swift]

over my dead body. best i can do is rigo more normal than r1ce

[light scroll]

i like the pyramid faction we ended up getting but lightfall really made me think we werent getting a full faction, paired with TFS reveal only having subjugators and joe blackburn saying they werent making new red bar enemies anymore

thank goodness for tfs' delay

[acoustic crane]

you mad over pixels, could never be me

[meager hemlock]

I tuned out of d2 before final shape partially for my own health but partially for the same reasons. Marathon has me hype hype

[shadow relic]

You would be sad too if you knew what happened in the summer of ‘19

[manic bridge]

Yaaa i can understand why you fell out of destiny. i really also enjoyed those mystery areas, really leaning into the cosmic horrors of what the traveler and darkness was. But ya, Marathon is a new world with new mysteries, can't wait to get down there to see em

[deft wave]

the game kinda reminds me of apex legends a little bit i hope it lives up to the hype

[acoustic crane]

he would never get it 🥀

[light scroll]

ye im aware dw voomfie but beforehand the dread only had very vague hints to what they were or just a complete lack of explanation at all

[thick swift]

bungo unconfident to be br

[meager hemlock]

Dreaming City made me so happy

[light scroll]

i will say though that the dreads visual design is great, grim being bats with deliverance's barrel taped to their necks is 10/10

[eternal prawn]

Keep rage baiting if that’s your kink, no skin off me

[pearl wagon]

Yeah I have feelings abt destiny more complicated than I can explain here but I’m still the destiny shill! I still play it regularly! It’s been an extremely important and constant part of my life! But. Narratively, even if tfs was incredible, they’re just. Stagnant

[manic bridge]

Only thing apex imo is the colorfulness really.

[woeful pebble]

thank you bungie for subjugators they are so pretty

[meager hemlock]

Gunplay supposedly is too

[signal scaffold]

I just wish I had people to raid with 😭 I kept getting death threats during pantheon nez lfg for being trans and doing top dps with gjally lmao

[woeful pebble]

🫂 ugh im so sorry

[thick swift]

i hope not i want bungo gunplay

[atomic basin]

I don't like kakegurui in the first place but the new adaptation looks hilariously bad

[light scroll]

my initial thoughts on them werent very good and too colorful but i think they fit in great now with the other dread and that they have the "ow the edge" phase when they get to 60% health

[wheat shard]

hey guys, do you know why when you log into the game in steam, it starts only for a second and then closes?has anyone encountered such a problem?

[signal scaffold]

it's not live til wednesday lol

[woeful pebble]

lfg is such a cesspool, ive had so many terrible experiences with it too

[signal scaffold]

yeaaaaah :/

[wheat shard]

oh rly

[woeful pebble]

yea and they get armored up with spikes its awesome

[eternal prawn]

Facts

[signal scaffold]

I'm half wondering if they stopped sending codes for now, I got a link from my friend on the d2 team and haven't gotten a code yet 😭

[light scroll]

archival has some thoughts on it being awesome but largely yeah i really like the dread

[wispy rapids]

been getting called a slur in every online game since I could walk

[sullen pine]

This isa sign for you to gamble harder next time.

[pearl wagon]

Reminds me to check if anyone translated the language yet

[manic bridge]

hopefully not this one. this chat gives me hope atleast

[light scroll]

shoulda been introduced much sooner, sundered doctrine was the first time the dread are in a pyramid ship(except tormentors)

[sharp estuary]

I haven’t got access for ps5 yet

[meager hemlock]

You'll get a mix of both

[atomic basin]

This looks worse than twilight
https://youtu.be/R7xl9QjtNDc?si=D8u_3Ckf6afB-Y1L

[manic bridge]

did you get the code

[light scroll]

its not possible without a rosetta stone which bungie has yet to provide

[sullen pine]

I wouldn't hold out hope. Once the game servers fully open up, I expect the chat to be akin to Marvel Rivals'.

[sharp estuary]

No 🥲

[turbid pebble]

do i have the alpha tester role 🥳

[shadow relic]

Can’t wait to ruin peoples lfg experience

[thick swift]

rip pre-release new-noise

[manic bridge]

guess so sadly.

[pearl wagon]

There’s someone on YouTube documenting that and they’ve found some common words at least

[shadow relic]

No

[atomic basin]

Mprigo

[pearl wagon]

Okay bye chat it’s girlfriend day so I gotta go get my wife! Have fun today!

[light scroll]

cyaaaa

[manic bridge]

byeeee

[sullen pine]

I'm moreso saying that because just because the people currently in chat aren't bigots, doesn't mean the outside world suddenly isn't.

[shadow relic]

Liar

[thick swift]

rigo definitely inhales the mic

[pearl wagon]

Our 3 year anniversary is on Thursday

[manic bridge]

ya i understand that. only the people truly interested in the game are here atm.

[shadow relic]

Yeah and my dads John marathon

[acoustic crane]

right there with you pardner

[haughty grove]

How often are the codes being distributed? is it a wave per day?

[shadow relic]

Imagining u sooo pregnant rn

[pearl wagon]

Can I help you?

[shadow relic]

Move along…

[thick swift]

whenever bungo feels like it, they might be waiting to unfunk some of the messy code rollout atm

[torpid depot]

🫃

[woeful pebble]

OMG CONGRATS🥺

[paper vale]

Hello

[manic bridge]

hello hello

[acoustic crane]

chat not hitting again BoB

[paper vale]

Where are you ero The hero ? @manic bridge

[shadow relic]

Real

[manic bridge]

Ero the hero oh no

[acoustic crane]

this place been so mid as of late, fuck

[thick swift]

you can wait in the todd howard remastered discord server while new-noise wait to return to our regularly scheduled headassery

[paper vale]

Arab ?

[shadow relic]

Only a couple silly goobers left and no one falls for my bait anymore other than randoms 😭

[light scroll]

praying that marathon has consistent season quality, if they have a destiny situation where one seasonal dev team is known for doing the bad seasons its so joever

[manic bridge]

makes sense, most of the usuals are out and about atm, it is school / work hours

[acoustic crane]

i miss when the bait was mutual and actually acquired us some headassery of finer levels

[thick swift]

where is kat? she end up in bungo’s women jail?

[light scroll]

yeah

[manic bridge]

[woeful pebble]

i did NOT know what is a thing wtf

[vestal maple]

So I told that null transmit.err guy that my DAC is only a PreSonus Stuido68C, y'all think that is good enough to get a alpha invite?

[steep solstice]

AOC is my prez

[shadow relic]

No

[cosmic fern]

Anyone get inski yet?

[light scroll]

on d2 they have 2 seasonal teams, team A and team B, team a does a season, team b does the next, repeat

[acoustic crane]

you on the blacklist now

[thick swift]

glorp morning tim apple

[manic bridge]

inski?

[gray escarp]

Huh

[shadow relic]

Elect me as president today

[woeful pebble]

how was this known?

[steep solstice]

good morning bob how are you today

[acoustic crane]

voted straight away

[thick swift]

I vote to send rigo back to jail, its only a matter of time before he reoffends

[light scroll]

theyve talked about it a few times, its necessary cause of how quick d2's dev cycles are

[chrome oar]

Hope i get invited

[acoustic crane]

TAKE IT BACK BOB

[thick swift]

eating an omelette atm how r u

[steep solstice]

did you catch us talking about korean skincare earlier. so happy with my snail poop skin now 😌

[kind coral]

Who else is buying the Oblivion remake on a 6 month Klarna payment plan 🗣️💯

[sly jetty]

What?

[woeful pebble]

thats crazy😭 how theres 1 team thats just worse

[thick swift]

i did not i mustve just missed it

[steep solstice]

good thanks. omelette sounds lush

[old shale]

ur credit score is gone

[novel swan]

right after i pay off my 230 month coachella klarna plan

[hallow star]

Were do I look to see if I got a code ?

[kind coral]

Nah I be building it up fr fr

[vestal maple]

well you're on my whitelist

[thick swift]

the streets aint safe if rigo is freeeee

[acoustic crane]

thats it, chat made me do it, its time i go and.... do something productive

[manic bridge]

byeee

[gray escarp]

What is this channel..

[supple epoch]

Lol

[kind coral]

Maximize your debt to maximize your credit amiright

[sly jetty]

General

[sage jasper]

Yo

[steep solstice]

off-topic

[vestal maple]

it's for unfunny people only

[vital night]

Hi

[jolly valley]

Have any of y’all gotten alpha sign up confirmation yet. I heard they started sending those out

[haughty spruce]

BUNGIE I beg of you for a code

[manic bridge]

yes

[thick swift]

still coming out if you didnt get one

[supple epoch]

Better than the other garbage. Lesser of evils

[sage jasper]

I'm looking for that custom link I was suppose to get

[untold fulcrum]

if i get a code, ill be like so happy BUNGIE

[thick swift]

shouldve been a bot link

[jolly valley]

Gotcha gotcha

[steep solstice]

did you get one yet 🎟️

[atomic basin]

【=◈︿◈=】

[woeful pebble]

L ragebait

[sage jasper]

In the DMs?

[thick swift]

didnt check yet tim might do it later in the day

[ionic rose]

I hate how right you are...

[supple epoch]

Aiyat

[thick swift]

no in the alpha_access channel

[cosmic fern]

Cant login to alpha, keep getting access denied and then a *controller screen, insight anyone?

[jolly valley]

It would be an email right?

[manic bridge]

what

[sage jasper]

Ah, I don't have acess to that yet then

[thick swift]

or a code in your bungie.net account

[sage jasper]

Actually, I do

[supple epoch]

It's 1/2 of smosh

[ionic rose]

It's not up yet? 23rd is the opening, if I'm correct...

[sage jasper]

I just dont see the link

[cosmic fern]

Oh yea wtf am I on

[manic bridge]

Man people saw join discord for alpha and ignored all other announcment5s

[atomic basin]

/аlpha

[sullen garden]

Any info on what time the game opens on Wednesday?

[haughty spruce]

BUNGIE I'm hella desperate for this code. But you BUNGIE you can change that. Please donate to those in need (me included) to make their wishes and dreams come true. Lets us dream together a reality that is unbeatable BUNGIE. Help us out

[supple epoch]

Special k?

[manic bridge]

10 am pdt, allegedly

[thick swift]

i thought they blocked that

[sullen garden]

Thank you!

[atomic basin]

First a is cryllic

[thick swift]

supposably

[manic bridge]

its a possibility

[supple epoch]

Supposedly you mean

[thick swift]

might need to update my copypasta

[woeful pebble]

tree of possibilities

[thick swift]

it may occur

[thick swift]

dont you have some coffee to brew?

[atomic basin]

Ok chat im finally getting out of bed and going to the store

[woeful pebble]

yippie

[manic bridge]

go! flourish my human!

[supple epoch]

Nah. Now I gotta pick up a juice machine.

[atomic basin]

No

[viral moth]

Good morning runners 😎

[worn vortex]

It is wrong to be cruel

[atomic basin]

It is wrong to not paypal me $5

[silk bridge]

The no code bro code

[thick swift]

best i can do is my DAC

[fervent wolf]

where do i enter alpha code?

[atomic basin]

Worth nothing in this economy

[hollow prairie]

I think the email tells you

[thick swift]

unfortunately im am unable to guide you to this treasure that i myself do not posess

[fervent wolf]

does it seem like only pc players getting codes?

[hollow prairie]

Hope they do an open beta in a few months like deadlock where people can invite friends

[atomic basin]

I got accepted on my Kindle Fire

[ionic rose]

I just hope I get a code... Prob won't, but one can hope...

[flint bone]

Ok this gonna sound weird but trust me
You need to type it into my xbox

[manic bridge]

ima jet now, cya for now runners

[thick swift]

hey cyber didnt really see you yesterday

[silk bridge]

Cya in 15 minutes

[jolly zephyr]

I got accepted on my Samsung smartfridge - just have to defrost the freezer by Wednesday

[manic bridge]

NUH UH

[ionic rose]

Life be like that...

[woeful pebble]

have a great rest of ur day ^^

[thick swift]

god forbid i touch grass coded…

[shadow relic]

I got accepted for iOS ❤️

[ionic rose]

Yea...

[atomic basin]

It's violet day

[icy tree]

I got accepted on my Kenmore™ SmartFridge

[thick swift]

not very maximum productivity of you president rigo

[jolly zephyr]

damn lucky. My samsung might not run it

[ionic rose]

You run the alpha and your phone just detonates like a frag grenade.

[shadow relic]

My next order of business is to fire the military and import as many Haitian warlords with machetes as possible

[prime frigate]

I need saving bro I want a code so bad

[ionic rose]

Get in line with the rest of us.

[shadow relic]

(I’m not in this line)

[acoustic crane]

anyone wanna check out room4d?

[prime frigate]

Let me in….. LET ME IIIIIIINNNN!!!!!!

[thick swift]

what about your economic policy, specifically in regards to Marathon.

[icy tree]

Open the Pod Bay Doors, HAL.

[remote condor]

And can somone get a server mod

[ionic rose]

Then shoo.

[atomic basin]

Yo I'm a mod

[sly jetty]

2

[atomic basin]

3

[prime frigate]

3

[shadow relic]

Marathon is free except for the people who ask for the codes 🙏🏼 than it’s one billion

[bitter dawn]

well, i just wanted to check the role xd

[remote condor]

Hey someone sent an IP grabber and I clicked the link can you ban the person

[prime frigate]

I’m not asking I’m just suffering

[thick swift]

ive seen enough Rigo 2028 got my vote

[icy tree]

[atomic basin]

Hm,, @spice shell this seems more suited to ypur abilities

[shadow relic]

Well he just posted ur address in announcements sorry bro

[supple epoch]

Yo. 4chan still down?

[atomic basin]

I hope so

[thick swift]

room4daro2touchgrass

[remote condor]

I checked it and thats not my adress

[cloud turtle]

shocks throughout the destiny community

[shadow relic]

What is this

[silk bridge]

I will touch grass

[acoustic crane]

rOOM4DEEZ NUTS

[shadow relic]

Oh my bad he also removed u from the channel but everyone else got pinged

[vocal socket]

how do y’all have marathon frame

[acoustic crane]

man Rigo, even the staged joke dont hit right, im deleting Discord

[thick swift]

get down mr president @shadow relic

[icy tree]

Discord quest, must be done on a pc, not mobile

[vocal socket]

ok

[indigo stump]

man I want that code to arrive already

[acoustic crane]

Quest is gone, cant be done anymore

[icy tree]

Oh really?

[shadow relic]

Yeah

[vocal socket]

damn ain’t no way

[ionic rose]

Do it, spare yourself.

[acoustic crane]

You missed it by a day 💀

[icy tree]

Bummage for Souler

[vocal socket]

i least i have a code

[shadow rose]

Another Day: another day wanting. Last night I spent the late hours of the evening thinking of Mara Sov and how she isn't in marathon yet. This made worse by the fact that I still do not possess a key for the alpha experience. I hugged my Mara Sov body pillow as I wept into the night :(

[light scroll]

this guy has an nft avatar make fun of them

[icy tree]

I blame the UESC.

[cloud turtle]

hey man we both down here

[thick swift]

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[shadow relic]

I screenshotted ur pfp

[icy tree]

Boom, jacked

[acoustic crane]

ur rich Rigo, fund your presidential campaign

[shadow relic]

I don’t need to fund it bungie is already funding it

[dim wyvern]

stop

[acoustic crane]

Violet about to get sent to shadow jail

[shadow relic]

Can I get mod

[crimson copper]

would you get emailed the alpha codes?

[icy tree]

Can I get code

[cloud turtle]

how tf u jail a shadow

[thick swift]

rigo needs the monies to fund his expensive white powder filled hotel room vacations

[acoustic crane]

just watch

[craggy lotus]

https://modrinth.com/

[fervent wolf]

just entered alpha registration on a 2nd platform

[cloud turtle]

??

[craggy lotus]

this is gonna be funny to like one person and to everybody else it's gonna look like an IP grabber

[acoustic crane]

got ur nose

[supple epoch]

No! Bad dog!

[cloud turtle]

omg free discord nutro!!

[shadow relic]

Would be funny if it was curseforge

[vocal socket]

naw i gotta change it now

[icy tree]

I screenshotted ur nu one

[thick swift]

correction rigo needs the monies to make bail

[craggy lotus]

more people would probably know curseforge yeah but modrinth has mod in the name
and also it's better but that's a different discussion

[shadow relic]

https://discord.gift/NgdZtpTCsnEKvPfw

[acoustic crane]

all im saying is @thick swift is getting surgically fused to my leg

[vocal socket]

wow

[shadow relic]

Free nitro! As president 🔥

[thick swift]

is dis an executive order from president rigo?

[acoustic crane]

as vice president, i dont need the a-okay

[shadow relic]

Also why is sending links allowed I feel like that’s so sketch

[acoustic crane]

seriously tho

[kind coral]

To weed out anyone who's dumb enough to click a sketchy link

[distant jackal]

Didn’t feel like drinking but I miss the pope like a mf

[lean yacht]

Me

[ionic rose]

"President"... Yea that checks out with the general feel of this chat...

[blazing karma]

Man I cant wait to play this game on my Ps4

[supple epoch]

It is sketch. Now here's my OF link

[shadow relic]

Don’t ever ping me again random

[kind coral]

No you

[acoustic crane]

first message to actually get a laugh out of me today

[shadow relic]

Venti cookie frap

[thick swift]

they deleted my link to nachocar’s twitch last night sooooo… at least they checking

[blazing karma]

did someone say Fraps?

[teal lance]

WHERE'S MY KEEEEEEEEYY

[prime nimbus]

man

[indigo violet]

What's up chat

[winged vector]

up ur butt and around the corner

[dusty igloo]

they gave it to me

[teal lance]

🫃

[ionic rose]

It's on The Marathon, go get it!

[snow jolt]

Y'all look Bluesky is talking about us: https://bsky.app/profile/airbagged.bsky.social/post/3lmu4f3wmsk2l

[indigo violet]

Good

[hoary kestrel]

bluesky should join us

[winged vector]

whats a bluesky

[bronze cloak]

They just sent new batch of codes!!!

[civic charm]

got bored, threw this together in like 20m. There's even an easter egg if anyone wants to try to find it.
https://traxus.industries/

[cursive raptor]

he’s right tbf

[hoary kestrel]

source?

[bronze cloak]

Go check for those who didn’t get it!!!!

[shadow relic]

Who?

[cursive raptor]

camo why are you always here when I am

[bronze cloak]

Twitter

[acoustic crane]

aight chat stopped hitting again, im gonna do some of Rigo's powder

[distant jackal]

Where the femboys at tho

[shadow relic]

I’m hoping a YouTuber checked out the discord and seen my roleplay in chat 🙏🏼

[civic charm]

🤷‍♂️

[winged vector]

im patrick

[steep solstice]

imagine not being woke and going around embarrassing yourself in the real world 😩

[distant jackal]

Hell yeah

[shadow relic]

Woke liberals forcibly transitioned me when I joined in order to enact their mpreg fantasies 🔥

[distant jackal]

The non binary worm made me intersex

[ornate mantle]

if thats what it takes for a code

[minor pulsar]

yea lietrally nerd babies vs real streamers like how u fold for "luzzz adn hoe check" its like how i weed peopl out

[winged vector]

how a man become pregnant

[dry obsidian]

I like how clicking the X makes more windows open

[minor pulsar]

are thye gonna be all pissy
like the luzz chuzzz goin on a run rn

[icy tree]

Fertilizing one of their eggs.

[minor pulsar]

im dominican

[civic charm]

There's a reason I named that file src/app/Hydra.tsx 😂

[winged vector]

i dont have egg

[distant jackal]

He’s blasian

[icy tree]

Some men do ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cursive raptor]

The easiest way would be by being a trans man

[thick swift]

i love how these runner names are a certain color…

[minor pulsar]

sorry im just 6-2 nonchalkant wwtve they say about me n lebruzz

[civic charm]

It's a part of the puzzle 🤔

[winged vector]

some men purchase egg to create sunny side up other strong men use it to get pregnant

[minor pulsar]

mmm 7600 777

[thick swift]

dont look at me i dont work for MIDA

[shadow relic]

find out 🔥

[minor pulsar]

mmmm just a hoe check

[distant jackal]

Yall not really hearing him fr🥀

[eternal umbra]

did any top 50 disruptors get a code?

[thick swift]

maybe daro had the right idea, might need to touch grass for a bit

[shadow relic]

What’s a disruptive

[eternal umbra]

ah, new here?

[last root]

GLORY TO THE LIBERATION OF MARS

[arctic crown]

No more invites until alpha starts a few streamers talking about it now

[cursive raptor]

ask https://mida.report

[winged vector]

you must play the original marathon for atleast 10 hours to get a code

[zealous aurora]

The conversation happening here is crazy, I am in

[teal lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306389618089787454/1362914318273740820/9qpdj2.gif

[distant jackal]

Yeah us liberals need to vent

[shadow relic]

Brother I’m a king here don’t ever disrespect me in my discord channel ever again you little chud

[chrome oar]

I'm subminican

[eternal umbra]

ok newbie!

[kind coral]

Say it ain't so

[winged vector]

you must purchase all destiny 2 dlc in order to receive marathon

[plain lodge]

patrick is back

[winged vector]

i am return

[minor pulsar]

ay em the things on ur face what are those

[chrome oar]

You gotta get through the lava maze in 5 seconds

[frail tiger]

No new codes

[winged vector]

he speaks in ancient tongues

[minor pulsar]

oh ahoes checkl !!4 lebrom in 644

[thick swift]

just new-noise

[remote condor]

Thank you for your help we got the situation figured out.

[distant jackal]

Is LeBron in marathon

[shadow relic]

No he’d be too op

[fresh ermine]

apparently there's codes

[sage moth]

Yes

[winged vector]

if you eat fingernail will it grow in ur tummy

[vale ingot]

I hope they give codes to creators to give out, this email shit is wack

[somber canopy]

1000*

[fresh ermine]

https://x.com/TauCetiGG/status/1914372368467943547?t=Ux_ju_FPl5MkGaH47CzJcw&s=19

[icy tree]

Yes

[distant jackal]

Holy shit it’s Ebony Lord LeBron

[shadow relic]

Be careful they’re putting ppl who complain on a black list btw

[remote condor]

Hey question are there still codes going out

[ionic rose]

I already did, don't have a code.

[thick swift]

ill believe it when people ive never seen before come in here to rub it in our faces

[vale ingot]

Bungie suck fat weiner

[shadow relic]

I’ve never played destiny 2 or og marathon and I got in 🔥

[snow jolt]

You all want to see the original mpreg? https://malepregnancy.com/archives/2001/ 👈👈

[shadow relic]

Me? Idiot?

[remote condor]

good for you bro

[kind coral]

I didn't get one so I don't believe you

[white hamlet]

who

[thick swift]

well as president you’re entitled to alpha access

[winged vector]

im worried to click the link that says malepregnancy

[shadow relic]

Trueee

[cinder ruin]

the code worm is generous

[winged vector]

to be a hunter warlock or a titan

[fresh ermine]

Just wait, I'll flex my code in the gc when I get in and you don't

[spice flame]

I got my alpha key 😀

[compact violet]

Wait codes went out?

[thick swift]

ill shed one single tear before ill yeet my tomato at you

[kind coral]

Yeah you're going in the shit list buddy

[edgy cove]

[mental scarab]

they indeed have started sending out

[thick swift]

according to storm yes

[green wigeon]

.

[sage moth]

Im in Marathon - come check me out on the Cavaliers planet

[elfin wind]

Hey everyone, with the NDA lifted, PSN still has upload functionality blocked. Have we had any word on this?

[fresh ermine]

according to some marathon news account yes, I guess an announcement in a creator only discord get sent out

[warm iron]

i got added to alpha info channel and checked my email had a code.. i think they went out over the weekend

[frail tiger]

I dont think any new codes have been sent out. The population of the channel containing alpha participants is not increasing

[elfin wind]

Codes have gone out, check your spam folders

[frozen pawn]

hi

[heavy marten]

The news article states NDA lifts on the 23rd but there's probably going to be delays still anyway

[vale ingot]

https://x.com/taucetigg/status/1914372368467943547?s=46&t=gN6pR22osuvK-DanXS6_tQ

[thick swift]

this neeyth’s time to shine

[meager hemlock]

who up running their marathons?

[elfin wind]

Ah, thank you!

If we got Alpha access, how do we get in the chat here?

[fresh ermine]

I'm going to assume if any new codes do come out they'll be closer to an even hour, so give or take 12 minutes and then yall can tomato me

[icy tree]

Boston, today

[winged vector]

guys i have something in my email that says I can try spotify premium for 3 months for only $11.99 is that marathon alpha code

[compact violet]

yes

[heavy nacelle]

huh

[compact violet]

I might genuinely consider getting a usb stick so I don't gotta do that twitch method

[heavy marten]

no clue personally I assume your discord role opens channels up when the test starts

[thick swift]

i think you might be favorite rando shitposter so far patrick

[shadow relic]

Hi neeyth

[compact violet]

hello rigo

[winged vector]

what a shitposter

[compact violet]

the funny gimmick Twitter accounts

[full pebble]

Is it true another wave of invites just happened?

[raven cedar]

i am skeptical of this claim

[thick swift]

thats president rigo to you

[acoustic crane]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[leaden prairie]

Codes are going out confirmed?

[surreal crane]

No

[wispy rapids]

I'm skeptical because I didn't get a code so there's no WAY they've sent more invites

[thick swift]

how was grass?

[chrome kite]

2 DAYS TILL THE ALPHA LADS LESGOOOOOO

[thick swift]

its too early for this

[raven cedar]

exactly you know ball

[acoustic crane]

Bob, i've walked like a total of 8 hours these past 2 days, i dont wanna see any more grass

[sage moth]

Any codes for LebronGOAT? Just a kid from Akron 🐐

[winged vector]

i dont even want a code im just in this server
calm down liberals its rebar psicoligy

[wispy rapids]

GUYS IT'S REALLY HIM

[winged vector]

what happened to him

[meager hemlock]

anomaly mpreg

[ornate mantle]

ill say the episodic system was good for destiny if you give me a code bungie please

[plain lodge]

he played conord

[winged vector]

whats a conord

[wispy rapids]

RIP

[shadow relic]

Idk

[meager hemlock]

A buzzword tarkov loves

[snow jolt]

I thought that's where grapes came from?

[thick swift]

you’re thinking of welch’s

[peak fossil]

still no code OMG IM gonna crash out 😭

[icy tree]

Boston Marathon happening around the corner from work right now, maybe they're handing out codes there.

[thick swift]

wait till 11 then crash out and yeet a tomato at storm

[winged vector]

no sorry i dont go outside

[acoustic crane]

all im saying is that Rigo gonna have the highest K/D come the end of the alpha

[peak fossil]

why 11

[thick swift]

haha so true bestie

[hollow prairie]

Just curious but do we know if this game has an in game market place? Think it would be super fun to run in, loot stuff, and sell it to other players if you so desire

[karmic pivot]

crashing out before anyone can even play seems premature

[white hamlet]

no player driven market

[winged vector]

take a look at that wagon

[hollow prairie]

So sad

[plain lodge]

Is there any cycle frontier lovers in chat?

[peak fossil]

Id like to know Ill be able to play 🙏

[wispy rapids]

played... twice?

[white hamlet]

meh. it undermines the progression systems of the game so I understand

[winged vector]

dint that game die

[karmic pivot]

okay, me too, but still premature for a crash out 😛

[plain lodge]

yes rest in peace 😦

[thick swift]

bungo doesnt want me to corner the market on bingus buttholes

[peak fossil]

you clearly arent as mentally invested in this game as I am then lol

[compact violet]

bro missed the second wave damn

[hollow prairie]

Depending how they do progression, I haven’t been able to see much but just think it’s fun to have another use for some stuff you may not want, or if not player driven market then maybe one where you can sell to npcs

[winged vector]

who chat and why everyone talk to him

[white hamlet]

you can sell to NPCs

[peak fossil]

Im crashing out

[mossy cape]

Nah

[white hamlet]

mfs don't even play tarkov they play stock market simulator 2025

[open plaza]

Hello!

[tight sable]

[raven cedar]

☝️ I'm finna crash out!

[karmic pivot]

search from:heimidal: 1,404 Results
I beg to differ

[thick swift]

would you like to purchase this bingus butthole for 999,999 credits?

[icy tree]

That's what you get for signing up to be a Runner.

[hollow prairie]

👍

[snow jolt]

Should I make have my second coffee now or later?

[white hamlet]

no code. no burger.

[icy tree]

Yes

[open plaza]

I am fresh out of credits 😭

[raven cedar]

now cause imma get a coffee too

[hollow prairie]

Btw when you sign up does it send you an email that you are signed up or is it just the website thing that says you are in (like a confirmation email)

Just wanna make sure I’m in

[winged vector]

guys will marathon have crucible and will it have shaxx in it to talk in my ear

[peak fossil]

how can you send 1400 messages in the chat and not sympathize with my crash out

[thick swift]

i also accept DACs

[vale ingot]

idts

[dry obsidian]

no confirmation email

[karmic pivot]

because I'm a patient boy

[icy tree]

Fugazi mentioned

[open plaza]

How do I acquire those

[compact violet]

Hear me out but announcer packs from different Bungie games....

[mossy cape]

Debating whether or not if I should play more Destiny 2 rn

[thick swift]

no confirmation

[acoustic crane]

i want that Dagoth-Ur pack

[winged vector]

snoop dogg announcer pack

[snow jolt]

I hope they sell us in-universe corporate stuff like, can I get a Sekiguchi Genetics coffee cup as if it's what I get as my 10 year worker-drone anniversary? Dystopian office culture stuff.

[placid storm]

play RE2 or RE7

[mossy cape]

Shaxx announcer pack I'd buy

[winged vector]

play halo reach

[compact violet]

"Runnvar. I'm telling Sony to record that squad wipe."

[plain lodge]

Play the remake of resident evil 4

[raven bronze]

They probably all work from home

[mossy cape]

Maybe

[vale ingot]

theres a sekiguchi tshirt on the website but its preorder omly

[thick swift]

i want halo infinite little mini ai type announcer packs

[acoustic crane]

''What's this? Your g00n extract, Nerevar?''

[placid storm]

i need to play that at some point

[raven bronze]

Plugged in

[mossy cape]

Nah I'm good

[snow jolt]

Like all of the Sekiguchi Genetics employees are living in the stacks working remotely?

[plain lodge]

such a good remake 😉

[compact violet]

Ah yes the ....mom voice pack that tells you you'll get cookies if you extract, peak

[mossy cape]

Rather play the original

[winged vector]

play resident evil 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 code veronica and those other ones that were on those weird consoles

[meager hemlock]

I'm so hype for playing blackbird. Love being a giant plane flying at 85,000 feet with a turn radius larger than Ohio

[compact violet]

so basically the entire series and 1 spin off

[winged vector]

yah

[raven bronze]

Mom voice pack that tells you to pause the game

[compact violet]

BUT ITS MULTIPLAYER 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[thick swift]

dont forget the cgi movies

[mossy cape]

They should've done the Code Veronica remake first instead of RE4

[vague tulip]

Noice

[winged vector]

i prefer originals to the remakes anyway

[ember violet]

Is it still possible to get the marathon discord decoration? If yes, how?

[plain lodge]

Who??? I play only glitch bro

[raven bronze]

Re4 remake is godly

[compact violet]

wait re did cgi cutscenes I thought they exclusively did in game stuff

[open plaza]

Does anyone know how to get access to the alpha? I typed in the thing in #🐛alpha_access and went to the link but I got an error message

[raven cedar]

i want to purchase the NuCal 412 Hazy IPA

[thick swift]

its over sorry quest expired

[winged vector]

i prefer original still and i've played the remake

[next minnow]

there are other characters??

[compact violet]

Iirc they plan to have like a whole remake franchise if I'm not mistaken to make it more accessible ??

[thick swift]

they have a bunch of “inbetween the games” cgi movies to bridge the gap

[open plaza]

Noooooo

[raven bronze]

Both are Godly 🤝 I have really good memories when I was younger on the og.

[ember violet]

sad life. Thx for the info

[compact violet]

they just wanna flex their RE engine I'll be honest

[winged vector]

im an OG sigma alpha omega gamma

[icy tree]

Oopsilon

[thick swift]

when i get resident remake remake i will die happy

[winged vector]

RE engine is beautiful

[mossy cape]

Well in that case if they want to do remakes so bad they might as well do RE 1 before doing RE 5, 5 doesn't need a remake rn, the gameplay holds up fine

[thick swift]

you can never trust neeyth

[remote condor]

does anyone know if there will be more codes sent out

[compact violet]

I think they said code Veronica would be something they wanna do, idk don't quote me I'm not that much of a RE fan and I remember looking up about it once

[compact violet]

I think they do remakes based on "feedback" or most popular titles

[wet plover]

Supposedly its in batches, Im still holding out hope to get one

[terse parcel]

RE2 was the best remake

[jagged sierra]

5 was so good. I'd go back and play it if I could

[mossy cape]

I wish Capcom would make a new Mega Man game tbh

[winged vector]

factual

[compact violet]

after that "reboot" they ain't touching that shi

[next minnow]

Yeah more batches will be sent throughout the duration of the alpha test

[placid storm]

oblivion remastered reveal tomorrow

[wet plover]

Check your emails daily people

[compact violet]

I think they said they won't remake re1 because it has one ??? I remember reading something like that actually

[remote condor]

ohh ok thx

[mossy cape]

Oh you talking about that Secret Level episode? That's not canon I don't think

[winged vector]

RE7 and 8 are pretty good

Ethan winters more like ethan summers am i right

[plain lodge]

it saved them 6 was shit so they had to have a comeback

[light scroll]

im out here doing the quest for fabian strategy in the big 25

[compact violet]

I remember reading something like that but I could be misremembering idk

[winged vector]

who up punching they boulder

[mossy cape]

I mean I feel like if they're gonna remake the first few games they might as well do RE 1 and 0 in third person to make it fit more in line with the newer games

[compact violet]

No this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maverick_Hunter

Where they tried to do a MegaMan gritty cod fps

[weak flame]

Assuming codes are all done and sent out?

[thin pebble]

[winged vector]

whats a code

[mossy cape]

Oh that was supposed to be the Mega Man X reboot, that wasn't the only cancelled Mega Man game and I did hear rumors about another one coming

[plain lodge]

this thing that no one of us gets

[winged vector]

i dont even want marathon im just here cause im bored patrick

[placid storm]

maybe it’s the way you’re dressed

[winged vector]

ranch dressing

[placid storm]

who’s opening their relics rn?

[compact violet]

this ismt Warframe bro

[kind coral]

Using cutting edge AI technology Bungie analyses each survey and awards codes to those the AI deems most stinky

[placid storm]

lmao

[woeful pebble]

LFG radshare

[placid storm]

why you gotta bully me man

[compact violet]

it's equal to everyone don't worry

[placid storm]

LF axi N2 rad 2/4

[compact violet]

PEDGUIN40 MY GOOOAT🏇🏇🏇

[open plaza]

Heya, I'm having some trouble. I went to #🐛alpha_access, talked to the bot, and went to the website to sign up for the alpha but I'm getting an error on the webpage. Does anyone know what's up and how I can fix this?

[wispy rapids]

what's the error?

[snow jolt]

What does it say?

[placid storm]

not gonna lie, I lied

[snow jolt]

I got a CSS error and ended up opening an Incognito Chrome window to turn off extensions and stuff from other browsers that might disable things.

[plain lodge]

Sometimes you have to lie to get the things you need it life

[halcyon crow]

excuse you OUR goat.

[winged vector]

🦵

[open plaza]

"Loading CSS chunk 45 failed. (/7/static/CSS/marathon.bcb8821.chunks.css"

[hardy tiger]

is it alpha time yet...

[snow jolt]

Yeah okay so open a Chrome Incognito window.

[plain lodge]

Any Glitch Mains in chat?

[open plaza]

I'll try, thank you!

[winged vector]

is that your favorite person

[hardy tiger]

I'm bored

[plain lodge]

no you are patrick

[winged vector]

yay patrick

[halcyon crow]

it's ok we have a support group for neeyth's bully victims 🫂

[halcyon crow]

Alpha access is still currently being granted. Please continue to check your bungie.net account and email daily for the codes to the Alpha.

[plain lodge]

Bully makes you stronger 🙂

[spring iron]

[mental stag]

Someone let me borrow a code

[quick flint]

Still no inv 😦

[plain lodge]

Guys what is your marathon main

[lyric oasis]

Have new alpha invites today gone to creators only or anyone?

[halcyon crow]

killa

[plain lodge]

no pls not him

[halcyon crow]

unconfirmed reports of a second batch going out

[zealous aurora]

thinking Glitch, gonna run like there no tomorrow, until I am cooked

[wet iron]

are all the reports unconfirmed

[plain lodge]

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[pearl echo]

dont worry invits will come till tomorrow 💀

[errant grotto]

delicious

[halcyon crow]

🤷‍♂️ hell if i know i just forward the misinformation myself

[errant grotto]

2 days till godhood

[plain lodge]

Glitch best charcter design void is number 2

[frozen bison]

they said more will be coming during the test as well

[wet iron]

confirmed uncomfirmed reports

[halcyon crow]

100% of the daily vitamins and minerals for all true saiyans

[carmine violet]

!alpha

[placid storm]

marathon and oblivion in the same week

[kind coral]

My mom gonna be so disappointed when I don't escape and remain mortal

[terse parcel]

No key this wave either 😢

[zealous aurora]

Idk about void looked like a bot ngl, well he is thought, skills are cool though

[orchid egret]

Me neither…

[pearl echo]

i was just joking but really? do we still have a chance?

[errant grotto]

all of MIDA will shun me if I dont escape and become pregnant 💔

[frozen bison]

all of us without keys will eep praying

[somber nexus]

Can’t wait to get an invite right when I have to go back into the work week and never get able to play!

[halcyon crow]

todd howard got scared and wanted to release oblivion before marathon alpha

[zealous aurora]

compensate his looks, like You can't see me

[hot matrix]

ESCAPE WILL

MAKE ME

WOKE_

[frozen bison]

yes sir check the marathon faq it state more will come out unless they say different

[scarlet frost]

Yes, they will send out more codes throughout the 2 weeks that the playtest is live

[placid storm]

did you wake up?

[halcyon crow]

had to do double take there you're not the og sophie

[plain lodge]

his invincibility skill is so broken how is it in the game

[hot matrix]

im older than sekgen sophie but shes here more
im too busy hanging out in nucal's place

[pearl echo]

If I get ther I wont escape I will hide. They will have to take me out with force. I wont be a god, I just wanna live in Tau ceti

[zealous aurora]

Lol it is, If he's last guy i'll be shiting my pants

[plain lodge]

In Tarkov you escape tarkov but what are you escaping in MARATHON?

[woeful pebble]

durandal and his woke agenda

[cinder fulcrum]

thats true 🤣

[dusty igloo]

new wave of keys went out?

[woeful pebble]

the god wave...

[zealous aurora]

We gonna marathon the MARATHON!

[woeful pebble]

a great cataclysm...

[jade jungle]

no key

[hollow gate]

So were the friend invites just useless? Cause I got one and still never got a code

[golden summit]

If so I still didn’t get one unfortunately

[peak fossil]

Still no key😡

[plain lodge]

you didnt try hard enough

[placid storm]

i can’t wait when you extract at the end of a round and the announcer tells you “good job, you are the marathon”

[zealous aurora]

all so desperate for code, me not in US can't be bothered

[plain lodge]

I cant wait to die to 40 year old dude camping in some building the whole game

[open plaza]

This worked, thanks a ton!

[woeful pebble]

heres a key: e flat major!

[compact violet]

I'm glad alpha doesn't start on a weekday

[pearl echo]

I thgough my DAC would help with this. Im holding to it since day one 🤡

[green salmon]

it's wednesday no?

[brazen wasp]

my laptop can't run it yet anyways so i am unbothered 😌

[grave abyss]

Who's gonna tell them

[deep lodge]

everyone who got in is going to get destroyed by freek bob

[frozen bison]

with 40 y/o aim i dont think so

[compact violet]

Wait I meant the weekend I'm so dumb

[placid storm]

you guys ever hate it when a game goes to a full black screen and you sit there looking at your reflection on the screen in disgust?

[plain lodge]

bungie can you make it in game that if you camp you are becoming more gay

[compact violet]

nah I'm just like "damn that's a hot Easter egg hahahaa"

[halcyon crow]

+ Can somebody match my freak.

-# This message was sent from CyberAcme™ Mobile Field Terminal: 54
-# ↀ Reminder, CyberAcme™ IT will never ask for your DACs

[woeful pebble]

LMFAO

[grave abyss]

I just make stupid faces at myself

[halcyon crow]

we've known this.

[zealous aurora]

relatable, just gonna sit there watching steam at 1080p, enjoy seeing other's getting cooked

[woeful pebble]

freak tuah

[karmic pivot]

wut

[plain lodge]

Bungie can I inject worms into my skin in marathon

[hasty widget]

[untold badger]

Will keys be sent via discord then?

[manic basin]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-wave-hi-gif-6019924917754082345

[plain lodge]

Bungie send keys to worm lovers only

[halcyon crow]

might i suggest an up and coming streamer named nachocar...

[peak fossil]

Can confirm this is not the case

[compact violet]

Come on sometimes you just gotta https://youtu.be/MRErjPLyvDc?feature=shared

[steady cobalt]

Damn is that why I havent gotten a key because I am a cat lover?

[zealous aurora]

interesting... keep going

[visual cove]

Worm

[halcyon crow]

how does getting in on the ground floor with a streamer that has only 1 subscriber. skys the limit when you like comment and subscribe with your amazon prime

[compact violet]

After all don't they say support small businesses 🙄

[karmic pivot]

is Twitch a stock market now

[plain lodge]

Bungie, can you add pet worms into the game? you can find they hiding secretly in the map, and if you find them, you get artifacts and valuable loot

[zealous aurora]

putting the good work lol

[neon fractal]

When closed beta for eu ?

[karmic pivot]

September 23

[lunar cave]

bungie hate me

[zealous aurora]

imagine they healing and making new body parts mid battle for more marathon stuff

[safe pumice]

Same lmfao

[halcyon crow]

correction bungie hates us all

[tranquil schooner]

If anyone wants to share a code 🙏

[plain lodge]

We can all agree the best mission contract in the game is collecting worms

[safe pumice]

sign ups dont get extra codes. Its just the one

only streamers who were gifted codes come with 2 friend codes.

[zealous aurora]

imagine dying and seeing the collected worms creating u all again, the cycle goes on

[brazen wasp]

u001b[0;44;31mtesting, testing, 1, 2, 3\u001b[0m

[split cape]

Wormaxxing

[halcyon crow]

+ 2 soon junior

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[plain lodge]

WORMS CREATE EVERYTHING

[pearl echo]

just cjecled my email and the only new email is my my rent is due. nice.....

[brazen wasp]

i can't preview if it works or not on mobile, sadge

[manic bridge]

New batch of codes ay? Good to see it

[brazen wasp]

or at least, that i did it correctly

[zealous aurora]

NO WROM, NO MARATHON

[halcyon crow]

we're just waiting for storm to come back in here to pelt them with tomatoes

[split cape]

I think the terminal puzzles should be solving P=NP

[safe pumice]

when?

[split cape]

And or riemanns theory

[halcyon crow]

runners can barely read lets not add math to this.

[plucky dragon]

Tried to break in

404 - YOU SHOULDN'T BE H~~~~%^&*+{}:"<>?~~

//////PLEASE///////////////

///////////////////TRY//////

////////AGAIN//////////////

[split cape]

It’s basic math

[atomic basin]

@light scroll paws at u

[terse parcel]

I want to eat the worms like cryptobytes

[timid stratus]

no al`ha acces channel anymore?

[halcyon crow]

You'd be surpised...

[zealous aurora]

ahh a worthy opponent..

[wheat sentinel]

I love the worms

[plain lodge]

dont eat them you can pet them wtf

[split cape]

I know I’m joking it’s two of the most complicated math problems of all time

[wheat sentinel]

Escape will make me worm

[somber nexus]

Not being god

[raven mirage]

Still no code😭

[brazen wasp]

look, i do know some of what i'm doing

[split cape]

Escape will make me a close alpha tester

[little nova]

is there like an informational document for stuff yet

[wheat sentinel]

Traxus lawyer fees

[timid stratus]

hey guys my friend doesnñt look the Alpha Access channel in this discord, does he need to do anything else?

[frail tiger]

is there any proof codes went out today besides the tweet

[raven mirage]

If someone got an extra DM MEEEE

[manic bridge]

#🐛alpha_access or add role

[halcyon crow]

"oh brother this guy stinks!"

[terse parcel]

I've been beta testing Tarkov for 9 years now, I'm ready to alpha test marathon

[zealous aurora]

Here comes the money!!!

[split cape]

Yo I don’t know why I’m being tomatoed

[wheat sentinel]

Is it just me or Void looks like hyperpigmentation

[meager hemlock]

I am guided by the eyes of Thoth and my enemies shall not escape or deceive me. Escape will make me Ë̶͝Ń̵̋L̸̀͋Ì̸͝G̷̐̆H̷̽͘T̷̛ENED

[quartz dragon]

nah

[little nova]

oooh 👀

never thought to get into those tests, but it seems fire

[halcyon crow]

I know what kind of man you are.

[split cape]

???????

[raven mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-10678931350545522063

[plain lodge]

Escape will make us worm

[wheat sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/is-that-hyperpigmentation-stan-twitter-where-were-you-when-it-was-time-for-senior-photos-gif-6644864514773208690

[little nova]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[zealous aurora]

me still doubtfull about his design, skills maxed anyways

[brazen wasp]

This Is How We Reach CyberAcme Regarding Their Extended Car Warranties

[final palm]

i thought they went out around 9est the first day, so i would assume its about that time every day...could be totally wrong though

[halcyon crow]

good shit pedguin high five

[manic bridge]

So many links

[plain lodge]

chill with the worms guys too much

[little nova]

wth is the name of that gif, its completely unrelated to its content

[midnight trail]

Do you get code threw email?

[split cape]

Yes check your spam

[wheat sentinel]

Each worm is worth 17 runners

[obtuse marlin]

I guess we are escaping from a certain infinite loop of dying and reliving in addition we need to extract material to make a living and pay for all our previous lives so we would be escaping from our debt

[torpid dew]

has anyone here gotten the code yet?

[manic bridge]

Many people yes

[little nova]

whats the worth of a singular runner

[plain lodge]

Imagine being created by a worm

[brazen wasp]

two walkers

[zealous aurora]

Man in cinema he looked cool starting second with that shield thingy and all of a sudden he's dead

[torpid dew]

are the servers live?

[meager hemlock]

+++ Listen to the voices in the dark. 
+++ They will bring you survival. 
+++ They will bring you escape. 
+++ They will leave you 
+++ 
+++ 
+++ 
+++ enlightened```

[arctic urchin]

No email I love this

[split cape]

No

[manic bridge]

No, 23rd as per the announcements

[little nova]

whats the worth of two walkers

[wheat sentinel]

A trillion bucks

[torpid dew]

gotcha. i havent been paying attention so tyty

[spare dew]

The pain man

[brazen wasp]

one runner

[little nova]

a trillion*17=17 trillion

each worm is worth 17 trillion

[meager hemlock]

My comms freaked out for a second what'd I miss

[golden path]

honestly i feel bad for the mods who have to clear out the alpha access chat like every hour bc ppl cant read/follow directions

[manic bridge]

You ascended

[blazing karma]

guys she says trillion BUGS

[obtuse marlin]

i need the alpha 😭

[mellow harbor]

No email or code on Bungie.net 🪦

[meager hemlock]

damn sad I missed it

[brazen wasp]

? it's an automatic setting, they don't have to clear anything

[manic bridge]

Rip

[woven dagger]

How is everyone

[plain lodge]

is there a hideout in marathon that you can upgrate to get bigger stash and more

[little nova]

cooked

[halcyon crow]

who r u to change my head canon

[mellow harbor]

I’m tweaking tf out😭

[golden path]

still has to be annoying to do

[meager hemlock]

what's y'all's favorite kind of tea

[blazing karma]

which if marathon comes out and its super unpolished I need a gif of glitch saying “A trillion bugs”

[mellow harbor]

Finna go take the survey for the third time brb

[warm elbow]

mint

[plain lodge]

I am the worm god

[odd willow]

peppermint always

[split cape]

1 trillion worms

[brazen wasp]

people will say earl grey because picard did