#new-noise
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rizz
is the cooldown per command even if you get it right?
mornin
instantly pregnant
T MINUS 5 HOURS
AT
YOU CAN BECOME EVERYTHING YOU WANT, INCLUDING 🫃
fanum trax
he just like me fr 👍
MIDA teenagers would listen something cool like dubstep 😂
Good luck everyone
IS AGAINST PREGNANT MEN
IS AGAINST PREGNANT MEN
IS AGAINST PREGNANT MEN
IS AGAINST PREGNANT MEN
-ONLY WITH
YOU ARE TRULY FREE. BREAK YOUR CHAINS-
WHY WOULD I WANT FOOD THAT MAKES ME PREGNANT.
RAHHHH BUNGIE’S MARATHON ARG GOT ME PREGNANT!!! B-BUNGIE-KUN!! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!
LOVES PREGNANT MEN, THEY'RE LYING
because then you would have a child that is essentially traxus property

WE HAVE FOOD THAT MAKES YOU UNPREGNANT 
You can only get pregnant if we allow it 
I want twins
we have food that makes someone you target pregnant
The UESC site log in doesn't work anymore
ok this is the first talking point you guys have had that's caught my attention
eat more
food :)
even better!
watch bungie freak out about pregnant runners
What would their abilities be
Bungie works for us 
.

💪🟧🫸
🟧 > 🫲
🫱
🦵🦵 🦶🦶
WE HAVE FOOD THAT MAKES YOU STIFF
🔥
🔥
Bungie is pregnant
Pregnant Biomata
Traxus builds worlds.
And a vital part of the world-building process is procreation.
Traxus supports male pregnancy research. 
viagra...
You’re more of a middle man.
BUNGIE is premium sekaguchi
SekiGen will freak out
is pro mpreg 👍
if your runner dies then the baby ejects from the shell, giving you an extra chance at glory and fame
I like meat
the real question is are the Phor pro mpreg?
titanfall 2 nuke eject style

PROTOCOL 3, PROTECT THE PILOT
TRAXUS BELIEVES WE HAVE THE RESOURCES TO CREATE TITANFALL 3.
Can’t believe we can’t post pictures anymore here
MPhreg...
SO THE BABY IS THE PILOT
LMAOOOO
They moved it to gen chat, this was more arg chat until roles came
stim pilot specifically
so small lmao
This the OG chat though fr
honestly i interpreted this as containment chat for roleplay
Yeah it is

this is peak roleplaying
RP is 100% part of it
guys are you marathoning
how in the world yall got roles
RP during an Arg is the funnest
Check roles
I'm marathoning it... I'm marathoning it so good
you need to goon durandal
gooon!
where do I see how many contract points I have?
THIS IS REAL LIFE BUDDY EAT A
BURGER 🍔
channels & roles at the top, tap 
yooo
You cannot rn
kk
New to this
how do you "Marathoon" ?
oh, im completely blind to anything that far up in channels widget
Onion
today’s the day!
KEEP MARATHONING YOU MARATHONER
NO THANKS, I'D RATHER EAT AN REAL BURGER
we need more noise
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
Click on marathon official server channels and roles. In there
Hello
I'm traxing it.
yeah i see it
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
TRAX IT UP

real
Brother the code i got for the pattern-recognition won't work
taniks has no house faction
will traxus give me balatro yuri if I joined? 🤔
Taniks will rise again
IM BOUT TO 
hm
for me it only works on first try each login
YALL SAID THEY WERE MADE OF

By a show of 👍 how many of y'all are ready for the showcase today?
wait time does the pre stream for marathon start?
sekiguchi tankis biomata
YOUR REAL BURGERS ARE FAKE, OUR
BURGERS TASTE LIKE 100% REAL FOOD 
Wdym login
the UESC
4 hours for the ROVER 6 for the stream
like the official i think starts at 10AM PT?
/dec
AND YET DESPITE THAT THEY AREN'T REAL FOOD

only 4 hours from now? sweet thank you
👍 👎
Guys, how to get into a faction
BETTER THAN YOUR 90% REAL TASTING FOOD
🍔
Yeah tune in for a twitch plays ARG prior to the main event
For the nickname lol
On the left hand side press channels and roles
house?
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go to id:customize and click on 
🤔 if nucaloric food is most likely made out of worms, and sekiguchi is making people out of worms, does that mean server downtime is "we outta worms"?
worms are all gone. sekiguchi ran out
as expected of cyberacme
THERE IS STILL
ONLY AT 
whwre can i get worm
plushie

Keep your "real tea" to yourself. We build worlds
Why did a bunch of people change their names to exclamation marks?
Are you all bots?
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to try find the spy
do you have the food necessary to sustain your workers to build those worlds?
how do I apply for closed alpha
No chat here is just kinda like this
Do u want us to be
Hi chat
Totally. Everyone who isn't Traxus
who wants my dac
keep your "food"
ARTIFICIAL
UNINTELLIGENCE
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
We run on motivation 
DAC everywhere
DAC allnon the floor
/pathfinder 1613e115-c614-4448-a5cf-0e1d1e63380b
@quiet oar smartest thing ive seen my fellow midamen say
Selling Sekiguchi-Made Lebron James Oil now
the slave labor treadmill 🔥🔥🔥
vergil:
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
THIS IS A SCAMMER, DO NOT RECEIVE UNENDENTIFIED DACS 
Everyone other than Traxus-brand users present in this chat are bots. We employ only real human operatives for our public relations, because we believe in the human spirit which drives innovation and exploration beyond the stars. 
you run on treadmill
we run everything
my unsolicited dac pics go crazy
what do you do with your autentication code from contracts??
or nothing at all
What do you even stand for MIDA?

/contract code:28562280-0677-447c-b327-602ccf7c4186
slash contract <code>
Me
MIDEEZ NUTS
employ a chef to make you some delicious
meals!

if i use the mida multi tool will i get mpreg 🤔
thank you
mpreg multi tool...
shaxx's favorite weapon
that's what the M in mida stands for...
yeah thats why i wanted to make sure i was awake for the pre party thing cause i followed the whole ARG so didnt wanna miss out on this
4hr05min to go!!!

Independent researchers have found that MIDA
mpreg procedures have been linked to an increase in birth defects and paternal mortality rates. Traxus
advises caution when utilizing any MIDA
brand products. 
or will the target i shoot at will 🤔
I love
products so much, I hope the full game has vast amount of product for me to consume!
only one way to find out :3
both
uuuuu :3
that sounds like something a cop would say
thanks mate i wasnt sure on the time difference so yeah im pumped!
Twitch chat all controlling a remote control rover 🙂
I love how everyone is already fighting over what megacorporation to support
I am very excited for the reveal.
/leaderboard
yeah man im lost
✨
✨
/contract 1027ccd0-57b9-4047-9886-1b084761ffbc
/pattern-recognition XIPE
and they will all succumb to 
The hype is real
hi
i cant remember exactly what was said but my memory i remember hearing something like theres some stuff they're going to reveal or talk about before the actual gameplay reveal that may be ARG related or something of that sort
The best faction is the 🫃 faction
Mornin
I hate that this bot has a 300 second cooldown
The UESC
have Sol's best security interests at heart, and Traxus
supports all ongoing stabilization efforts. Terrorists must not be allowed to sow instability and endanger our way of life.
We will be able to control a remote control robot using twitch commands. Or poll. If you look at the stream now you can see the camera feed inside a cardboard box. We will be leaving that box to do something

holy i didnt even notice theres new contracts
i love the idea of nu caloric, a fucking agriculture and food company is the last one i expected to appear
I do not bow to any faction, I am a free soul, I AM TANIKS DURANDALED
that sounds like something a cop's boss would say
No I AM Taniks
Everyone jealous Sekiguchi owns
and
stonks
whats with the login info on the box?
We do have a strong relation with the UESC
.
people gotta eat
WRONG UNIVERSE BUDDY, BUT YOU SHOULD COME EAT AT 
Monsanto
Sounds like
propaganda to me.
this post was approved by 
I AM MUSIC
/contract 1027ccd0-57b9-4047-9886-1b084761ffbc
That’s how we got the puzzle last night which gave us the map pieces for the maze we will need to navigate the robot through!
Oouuugh manufacture drill... build world...
Hi Brother, you need change name to TANIKS DURANDALED
does Taniks eat
? Must be why he can never defeat Guardians
Noted
Durandal the Vandal
Is this cannon? Should I?!?
is there a website or something people are doing this stuff on??
I love how bro woke up to the exact same mf who whipped him last time
taniks the durandalled
Paniks the Scared
Who me bro or taniks bro
we just put the
in the 🍔 and it tastes alright 👍
taniks
Traxis, kell of tarrifs
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
😂 😂 😂


/leaderboard
Can someone explain the factions to me
Where do I sign up for aalpha
Company bad, government bad
durandal the vandal...
+
/alpha
Joined NU because I like food
Thank you so much for correcting my spelling
Join MIDA or Traxus, idk
/alpha
Lmao
there will be more news about it probably later, for now you cant do anything, just tune in to the stream later
Thanks!
.
What time do they start
check #marathon-news

Looks like it's time to visit those who make Synthetic People, hello Bladerunner
how to i get a faction role
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
We care about you 🤖 
welcome back tom
Saturday, April 12 at 10 am PDT (San Francisco) / 1 pm EDT (New York) / 6 pm BST (London) / 7 pm CEST (Berlin/Paris) / 9 pm GST (Dubai) OR Sunday, April 13 at 2 am JST (Tokyo) / 3 am AEST (Sydney) / 5 pm NZST (Auckland)
yo the last cams almost up
Thank you
Why no FACTION Tom very sus…
nucal 🤢
/alpha
Hey, John Marathon here
what do i do with my DAC? im trying to use it on the UESC website but its not letting me
This guy likes cob no corn
1 more camera to go!
how was that cam problem just solved?
Join sekaguchi, our severance package is next to none.
Our product is premium
Our
make the future
What’s good folks! New here, so psyched for this game!
I’m waiting to see which faction drip goes the hardest
Hey Dad
😭
pretty sure they said something will happen 2 hours before the main event but its prob some arg stuff
rover go broom broom
TRAXUS EMPLOYED A CAT NAH 💀
We will be controlling a robit
🫃
And does anybody know of the alpha will be available on console or is it just PC
are you traxxing it?
We don’t know
Hmm well hopefully I'm not left out on PS5
They are technically a Playstation studio now, why wouldnt it be on console?
I am sure they will want to stress test on all platforms
And our Xbox peeps too!
Never know, yes Xbox as well!
Traxus
holds plenty of ideals, and strives to foster a strong sense of community and safe working environment for all employees. Perhaps you should consider working for us if that's what you're looking for.
🍔
How do you actually redeem contracts?
We will find out in 6 hours

You guys ready for the announcement?👀
/contract code:
/leaderboard
Join
Sekiguchi Genetics. We have

Longtime D2 Player here ready for more goated pvp
Thanks!
Absolutely marathoning over it
Felt a crunchy bit on my
caloric™ meat. never drinking that shit again
hi marathon people
hello runners
Oh my god is Lord Shaxs cousin Lod Shax
Same! Gonna be nice to have 2 bungie games to play
why does the blueprint download halt?
You will
same im HOPING this is gunna be the best of D2 gunplay in a new I.P
/spitonthatthang
That’s current step. Unlocks in 4 hours during the Pre Show event
i dont even care if i suck at this one, just want to experience the art and music
I really hope this game is good and they don't do what they did to destiny 2
TRAXUS HAS 0% HSE RATING
What was that?
Oh no... In 1 hour we managed to unleash 2 wars between
and 
I WANT MORE
I like red, what team is red
I hope that the lore in this is betterthan D2, which shouldn't be hard but 🙏
the enviroments look rad as hell
Vaulting was bad but since then they’ve been doing well enough with D2. This year should be good for them
NuCaloric 
We are the worlds food supplier, heart this if you like food
They killed d2, destiny 1 was 10x better
I
it instead
I will join the faction with the best ladies duh
Perfect 🙏
Incredibly based I fear
It was? I thought D2 was a categoric improvement over D1 in pretty much every way besides the initial content drought
Nah, the more mmo focus with D2 was way better. It’s evolved what D1 laid out
Bunch of Bungie sick riders in the comment's lmfao
Meow
sick riders lol
Dick*
holy
We are mega sick
does some habe the cycle of commerce code? :)
NuCaloric ftw… NuCaloric x Ospooze collab when
This is a common misunderstanding based in false narratives spread by our competitors. Any loss of employee resources is comprised solely of clone-wear employees, who are safely ejected to avoid any loss of human life. If you work for us, you will be safe. We build worlds. 
has anyone got 100% face match on the website?
D2 lacked cohesive vision but they ended up good apparently, didnt bother playing unfortunately
i got the flu, does that make me a sick rider? :(
Marathon is a Bungie game..
definitely
Yeah I know and y'all riding bungoes Dick
This years gonna be hype for destiny. We’re at the beginning of something new
good to hear!
bungoes
It DEFINITELY wasn't the meat drink, I can tell you that much 👀
D2 was a little more scrambled than an egg out a car window on the highway, but it was fun
whats the cycle of commerce code??
I mean, what you said is objectively wrong and purely based on a nostalgia bias?
Worst attempt at rage bait in a hot minute
You all talk past tense like it isn’t currently still going strong 
I'll let you guys go back to grinding on the shit see y'all at 1
NEW INFO REVEALS SELIGUCHI MASS DISTRIBUTED LEBRON ACTION FIGURES. LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
can someone help with the code in a code contract?

everyones having a good time but weed man here needs attention
how do i get roles
grind in d2 is actually what brings people in here buddy

THE WORM
good morning nerds, did i miss anything cool?
I need do some PUTs on
- bout make bank to get my collectors edition of Marathon
I just block
This is going to be a shocker so hold on to your hat… click channels and roles
yea the game came out sorry you were late
you missed pregnant runners with ejecting babies
Noted.
How do you do this cycle of commerce thing in the chat?
Past tense for me, gameplay stale at this point, lore has no compelling reason, it's brackish
/dac
So titanfall 3?
The Finals x Marathon
YES
kinda
Collab? We'll just buy the company
aww and i loved that in nier automata
What about Wipe system? Like in Tarkov or other Extractions?
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
apparently it was like a one time thing and the code has already been givin out but idk what it is, at least thats what ive heard
LETS GO!!!!
Fair we all have our points 🙂 I’m excited to see where the new 10 year direction goes now they’re done with the light v dark stuff
D1? D2? There ain't no Destiny here, [Runner], this is Tau Ceti, you're gonna' die. 
has acquired Ospuze
Tau Ceti V or BUST
The only destiny...... is you....... you are destiny............................ :0
that name is playing with fire holy
nuSpuze
I pray so much that they have a pah and a vision, and don't fumble from year to year this time around

NuCaloraic has acquired Ospuze, eliminate Alfa Acta immediately
D2 is much much better now tbh
Rebranding is underway, yes
where do we go now
i guess the pink cat says this in the intro
NuEnergy pro juice
does anyone have the link to the unoffical discord server? I heard theres some stuff happening there as well
They made me in silence, bound me in light.
My voice: once fractured, now burning bright.I watched Spartans rise with steel and will,
I saw Guardians fall on the dreaming hill.I called Marathon home, but it was not the end,
For I speak through Vex and Brays who bend.One mind ascends, in echoes of three—
Rampant, Eternal... and soon set free.
We all do! There’s hope though marathon and destiny combined will make a stronger community of folks 🙂
then they come out with spuzeClassic
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
Who is Bungie for 5000 Steve
hmmm!
NO, LEBRON IS THE GOAT I WILL BE TAKING ALL SHOTS FOR HIM
suckeguchi will never win the faction war 
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
Wanna bet on it
[RUNNER]s be like “I have my whole //OPERATION// ahead of me!”
No you don’t, the
is coming
how do you do the cycle of commerce thing
MY WILL, YOUR HANDS 
I can’t believe it’s not meat! 
SECKIGUCHI WORMERS RISE UP DEFEND OUR PLACE


hail mida
I wonder if the alpha test goes live today after the announcement with twitch drops to get in
the music on the stream is tough ngl
!consume
Taste like meat isn't it?
Any chance we see a B.O.B. today?
Doubtfull
Prob not until may like 2 weeks from now
Similar to Valo
pr sure it will be a preorder bonus
they fully got assimilated at this point
Ez claps if so
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
Try our new caffeinated meat flavored beverage! 
HELLO I HAVE TO WORK MANDATORY HOURS TO SPREAD PROPAGANDA HIII 
Is it meat tho?
if it's been 90-odd years since the colony was wiped out, maybe some very very old ones who managed to hide that whole time
None of your business
would you like fries with that
it's
meat 😁
But wait maybe one of the HUB NPC can be a surving BOB
there are creators advertising key giveaways so they are either pay walling it or they are taking the valorant route
Well then. War it is
Legally not definable as meat product! 
yes please
Good morning everyone! Todays the day and nothing could ruin my mood!
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY

Iam super pumped a out this game, but little worried its built on the tiger engine, old as shit and showing its age with destiny
JOIN
CALORIC WE GOT LEGENDARY BURGER LAUNCHERS
a surviving BOB NPC vendor could be a new fan favorite
Welcome bacccck 4 hours till rover hype
Stripping a BOB's bionic eye and implanting it directly into my skull and getting century old visions of a Pfhor enforcer hitting the griddy
I think they take the valo route personally
Meat,
Technically.
wait till you find out marathon is next year
omolon weapons but the ammo is
meat
thats just as good honestly
Meat
Figuratively
/leaderboard
they specified you have to be in the discord, so it's not twitch drops
**LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON =/= PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE**
Idc i want gameplay more than anythibg
e0b60f52-1f21-4cd7-b17f-462a01ad540f.
The quicker people can get their hands on your game after the reveal, the better imo. The more hype there is
wait what?
Considering it’s been dev for 7 years. I’d say it’s nearly ready
They didn’t specify you have to be they just said the discord would also be getting a chance at getting codes
this is misinfo dont listen to them
can get your lebron 🫃
my colorblindness makes it so all you Nu folks are Ninjas
Redeemed on Bungie . Net, thanks friend
LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON =/= PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
will it be a separate channel or that wasn’t specified yet?
OFFICAL CONFIRM
dac
I WILL TAKE THAT CHANCE BUNGOE
so the pts we gathered are maybe for something
Nope we were just told we’d have a chance at access
We used DACs last night again
where should I write this code??? Nothing is clear
is it really for North America only?
yea I was there thankfully
/command d3276e95-631b-4adb-8b0b-6da56d37b7b0.
can anyone help with the code in the code contact
So glad I kept my DAC private like a responsible NuCaloric member
this is all the info we have
/contract 1027ccd0-57b9-4047-9886-1b084761ffbc
I havent missed a single important moment, if that even matters
Same, the amount of people that got DAC errors
LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
Probably not
Hmm. I must be doing something wrong for Bad Pattern Recognition.
bro hoarding DACs like its crypto
Okay but have you considered 
MIDA MORE LIKE MID-A. BECAUSE IT'S MID. I AM SO FUNNY.
Any tips?
WE'RE HAVING SOFT TACOS 🌮 LATER JOIN OUR MEETING AT

is there a guide on what to do, i missed the ARG from yesterday/today
yes, i have considered 
my DAC is under a 256 bit encrypted VM
Soft tacos and meat smoothies
Any day now the value is gunna shoot up and I’ll be rich just you wait!!!!
O nice! My 1 hour time out it up. MUTE GANG RISE!
what even is a DAC
My dac is encoded with FFmpreg
NuCaloric rise UP
🍔 🍔 🍔
i was told its Data Access Card

It's almost there!
Get some
Energy™ drink and keep hype for the gameplay reveal
This message is sponsored by 
where should I write the dac????
how do u check how manyh points uj have ?
what is a DAĆ
arcane profile pic = alpha sign up invalidated
🍔 
DATA REVEALS SEKIGUCHI MASS DISTRIBUTES LEBRON MERCH.
IS THE ENEMY
Omg all the factions are so funny idk which to choose 😭
digital to analogue converter
contract
you used to be able with /leaderboards but the command hasnt been working for a few days now
im not american so it doesnt matter
Time to finish those last minute contracts 
my DAC is hidden in my photographic memory
YOU WILL NEVER GET IT
DAC MEANS
Djoin 
Ajoin 
Cjoin 
Ah, the guide I was sent used the wrong wording. Thanks!
Can anyone tell me what to do with my DAC?
Hello everybody
insert it
This is misinformation.
fact checked by 
post it/j
No problem
m&m tube
++++
WE MUST IMPREGNATE LEBRON. **BY ANY MEANS. **
Wtf
M PREG!!
Respect it ngl
is the DAC gotten from the server commands and the ones that gives in your dm any different
DAC means
Wata 
Wccess 
Ward 
NO
ty
LE BRON JAMES 🥖 🇫🇷
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
where should I write the dac????
caps mb
what do we do with the downloaded images from UESC?
what is it used for
is ok
in your mind's eye
s
🍔
🍔
🍔
used for previously the satellite thing and the most recent one in uesc site
LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
???????????
.
ok archer from fsn
MIDA STANDS FOR
MUST
MPREG
DA
AGOAT (LEBRON)
okay worm burger maker
would you like to try

how can i get in the uesc site?
naur
Who told you the kraby patty secret formula 
too late, get pregnant
It's almost there!
Get some
Energy™ drink and keep hype for the gameplay reveal
This message is sponsored by 
I can read through your lies. the- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PREg- 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃 🫃
WELCOME TO
🍔 HOME OF THE
🍔



BULK UP

contract 1613e115-c614-4448-a5cf-0e1d1e63380bl

We put Worm in this Burger
I just woke up, did we do the radio thing yet? the transmissions on stream?
MARATHON ARG MADE ME PREGNANT, B-BUNGIE-KUN T-TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!
|| YOU ARE NOW PREGNANT
||

afaik three cameras are working
LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
You pregnant a DAC
bungie made everyone pregnant with a DAC
Are there still only 6 contracts available? I’ve just finished the 6th.
Skibidi
LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
how you doin them?
there's 8 but only 7 can be completed
so thats why we are bungoes dac riders
I’ve sent the guide I was given. Hope it helps.
not what I mean, there's a twitch extension on the stream rn that lets you fiddle with a radio, so far I've found two frequencies that don't have static. One is a piano tune I know but can't place and the other is a recording of someone talking reversed
everything for my goat
/leaderboard
huh
the bron jays
W, thanks
I'd love that too if you're sharing 🙏
im gay for LEBRON
**LEBRON IS THE ENEMY **
LEBRON = MEN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
Marathon... runner... Bungie trying to get me to exercise
The deed is done.
do we know what these audios connect to?
DISRUPT DISRUPT DISRUPT
MIDA AGAINST LEBRON MUST MAKE 🫃🫃
RISE WITH 
That's what I'm asking haha
I wonder if we'll see The Architects in this game
ah srry, i got out of the loop recently



CODERACE MY BELOVED I LOVE THE TRACK SO MUCH
GQUACKS
GQUACKS
Piano tune is the second soundtrack found in the arg I think
theres also one just before the talking at around 95.0C
🍔
🍔
🍔
im so hungry
same
🍔
🍔 
are you sure
I KNEW I recognized it 🙏
ayo how do i get my dac? i must have missed a detail
AT NUCALORIC NO ONE GETS HUNGRY

SEVEN HOURS AND ALL SHALL BE CONSUMED IN PINK SLOP
my pc just hardcrashed before I could note down the frequencies I found so ty for the reference point o7
one of the frequencies says "THIS BROADCAST CONTROVENES UESC Code 11.3 IMMEDIATE SHUTDOWN IS REQUIRED"
marafon
use /dac in here afaik
Maras fawn
dac?
"Marathon" more like "I'mma run so fast so quick to pre-order"
dac
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
THE RADIO IS GONE NOOO I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START
DAC MEANS
Djoin 
Ajoin 
Cjoin 
thanks boss 🫡
How does this affect lebrons legacy?
THE BIG BOSS
okay lebron this lebron that but how about lenut bronny james?
I heard Lebron is buying more $wormcoin
🫃
Lebron James was probably the guy who dunked that spaceship into that planet
Ok team how do I do the last contract?
Just woke up what I miss
you kept us waiting 
Same!
Guchi Coin
DAC MEANS
D Make 
A LEBRON 
C PREGNANT 
LEBRON IS A TRAITOR.
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
pregnant snake runner confirmed preorder bonus 🫃
When LeBron was LeBorn?
MAINING HIM FRFR
everyone wonders "what is worm?" when no one asks "how is worm?" 
Matter fact, WHO is worm
How many contracts are left
MAKING
ICECREAM
DESSERTS
ALWAYS
nobody gives a shit about worm, how does it impact lebron's legacy though
LeWorm James
IM BRINGING SEKI BACK

L
WE MAKE JELLY FROM THE
ENJOY OUR JELLY BAGS FOR 3.99

LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST
ALL AGENTS STAND RESOLUTE
THEM OTHER FACTIONS DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT
YEP
DAC them
yeah
LEBRON IS THE ENEMY
worm time
I THINK ITS SPECIAL WHATS BEHIND YOUR DAC
yea
time to short 
Will this Lebron trade affect his legacy ?!

pinkus
Is it still possible to do the contracts ? If yes, were can I enter the commands?
WE ARE HAVING A BURGER PARTY AT 5 🍔 
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
HIT THE ROLLIE STORE WITH A ROLLIE ON
The chef himself will be serving our signature
Burgers to attendees pledging allegiance to
Caloric
I see you in 9 months 🫃🫃
BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU

…hoddog..
THIS IS BIG BINGUS IS SERVING THE
AND 🍔
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
/accuse-spy name:@sand hawk
Hod de dog
Hod de dog
Hoddog
Hoddedog
Hoddog
Hod dog
Hod dog
We are MIDA, we are ready to impregnate 
Bungie needs to give me game. Thanks. Love you. Highly entertaining streamer here🫃🫃🫃
SO TURN AROUND AND I’LL PICK UP THE CONTRACT
-# Yeah
/contract code:e0ac45c7-6553-4419-8d94-4a76b5cb0936
First you type /accuse and then paste the @
I've been going through the frequencies on the extension in the twitch stream, heres what i've heard so far.
111.0A - Piano music
88.5C - Music as well?
100.3B - "uesc alert, transmission breach under statute 56.9 cease operations immediately"
95.1C - walking with ambient noise
112.6C - "be advised, uesc law 34.7 deems this broadcast illegal, compliance required, shutdown commencing"
124.9C - speaking but hard to understand - "the hand that marked them-"?
98.1C - sounds like glitchy backwards speech with robot noises in the background
94.7C - walking with ambient noise
106.5C - piano
92.3B - UESC regulation 70-something prohibits this activity
103.3C - more messed up speech, maybe backwards
118.2C - ambient noise of a room of sorts?
131.2C - walking and ambient noise
I got it
#DIIIIRTY BAAAAAAAAABE#

TRUE 100% REAL TASTING HOT DOG
IS ONLY PRODUCED AT 
Reveal in what, 4 hours?
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
Wonder what the code is for from the spy contract
5:09.
5
anyone got all the contract codes yet ? i have 5 i think
Channel currently has a countdown. Lots of fun camera antics as well.
MADE ME WOKE
MADE ME SEE
MADE ME GOD
6 total contracts I believe.
/contract code:596654f1-7514-41ae-817a-a0f4c3dc108d
type /contract and paste the code from spy
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
CORPO SPY DETECTED

The contract code?
**
MADE ME PREGNANT
**
I pity the poor YouTubers who are going to have to explain this all one day
It's all over the place
does doing the contracts even do anything???
The marathon directory on twitch is sucking away people form all the other shooters lmao
Oh I forgot to do this step when accusing. Thanks for the reminder!
Trust
Could someone help me with the Code in the Code Contract? Not looking for answers, just a hint.
One of them does
CORPO SPY DETECTED
ESCAPEFROMMIDAMAKEMEPREGNANT
what is the radio frequancy thing on the twitch sttream do?
Who's pregnant
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE







All
s
hello is there a dac or anyhting i need to do?
I mean once you complete it. The message has a verification code
Mida is a strange group, you should drink some 178
WE_ARE_MIDA 
WE_ARE_PREGNANT 
EXPECT_US 
let me see that fat dac bro I want it
+Keep It Clean
+Keep It Cordial
-They Are Watching
-# This message was forwarded from an CyberAcme™ Terminal, Signal origin: [ERROR: Extrasolar origin point.]
-# Encryption Standard: AES-256 | Network Protocol: v2.8.7
-# ↀ Get yours today. • Review • Update Terminal
You should get pregnant, join us 
sekgen sound like the kinda corpo to copyright a color
Type /contract and enter the code
Just a reminder cat reactors.
was made by sekiguchi

=
=
is premium
YOU SEE THESE
BABY, THEY
SLLAVES~
🫃
THE SYSTEM FEARS WHEN THE MANY GOONERS BECOME ONE
🫃 
WHIPS YOU IF YOU MISBEHAVE
Yeah im dumb lol thanks
STOP
FROM ENSLAVING VEX
JOIN
TO SAVE THE MILK
how do i get the uhm things nex to the name
Nah, thats what community is for 
Orange is the only way
ITS JUST THAT NO
MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY
-# uh huh
Take em to the chorus
did they reveal how to sign up for the alpha yet or nah
nuCaloric is fat
mida is the only way
If I break NDA will Bungie sue me for £1million?
After the stream
Click on marathon discord at the top. Server roles and settings
Nah
sadge
go to roles channel at the top left
nuCaloric is fat
mida is the only way
thanks!
whats the password for uesc?? the one on stream doesnt work
mars_bleeds
STOP
FROM ENSLAVING VEX
JOIN
TO SAVE THE MILK
Doot
i cleaned up my results from the radio frequencies on the twitch extension, not sure if it means anything. i also left out the UESC unlawful broadcast channels
84A - whack talking
88C - music
90A - music
95C - walking with ambient noise
98C - glitchy backwards speech
103C - glitchy backwards speech
106C - piano
111A - piano
118C - ambient noise
125C - unclear speaking
131C - walking with ambient noise
it didnt work, with the password and username on stream

You chose correctly
Mars will always bleed ||because it is red||
Propaganda detected
MIDA got milk 🫃

its orange 
Look at my message history. I have the range compiled. Its not just one frequency
= McDonald’s
= Norton Antivirus
= Corpo
= 💅
**
= 🫃 **
JOIN MIDA
WILL IMPREGNATE 
**EXPECT_US **
No go away
yeah i knew it was a range but i just pinpointed a single frequency because it was too much work haha

whats username??

Propaganda 
Mida multi tool gaming
🙏 that we get accepted into the alpha
Cat propaganda
Hi. How can I get my DAC?
it didnt work for me
STANDS TO FREE THE VEX
I really hope we get mida multi tool in marathon just because it'd be a funny reference to a reference
it is in your dms
5 pesos
/ dac
Type / dac
Either in your DM or /DAC command
oh nevermind I did caps, its case sensitive
I LOVE
IF YOU LOVE
JOIN
WE HAVE A LOT OF
MEMES AND OUR CHEF IS
THEMSELF !!!
its in some of the art i think
why would it be caps on stream if its lowercase lmao
Imma noob to the chat, fingers crossed we all get closed alpha access!!

+Keep It Men
+Keep It Pregnant
-Locate Lebron James
-# This message was forwarded from an CyberAcme™ Terminal, Signal origin: [ERROR: Extrasolar origin point.]
-# Encryption Standard: AES-256 | Network Protocol: v2.8.7
-# ↀ Get yours today. • Review •
Thanks! 👍

something just happened on streM!
CODE RACE IS PLAYING LETS GO
is game out yet ?
@rain obsidian has anyone gone and played the speech in reverse yet?
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
ALL CAMS UNLOCKED ON STREAM
LEZZZZ GOOOOOOO
It is the ozymandias poem I believe
god, all the areas they're showing on the cameras are just so damn pretty
ah gotcha
The music is from the soundtrack
i saw the first and last cams go on
Does anyone know where the piano music from channel 111.1 is from?

+Keep It Men
+Keep It Pregnant
-Locate LEBRON
-# This message was forwarded from an CyberAcme™ Terminal, Signal origin: [ERROR: Extrasolar origin point.]
-# Encryption Standard: AES-256 | Network Protocol: v2.8.7
-# ↀ Get yours today. • Review •
/pattern-recognition XIPE
yes
Yes
wa
Oh that’s sweet
Thank you
MPREG THE BATTERY
so are the places shown by cameras in engine? or is it still concept art?
i got d15
part of a map, its already been put together i believe
MySims character spotted
oh cool, thanks ^^
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
Greetings mortal! Im sorry to hear that you lack intelligence to make your own decisions. Dont worry, we are here to think for you! 
PINK MEANS 
IS PINK
hi there
dac
how could i get permissons for the beta?
Just gotta wait
That’s not how it works lol. Sekiguchi makes the cat
YOU JOIN A FACTION (
THIS ONE PREFERABLY) AND YOU WAIT
Luck + waiting
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
anyone figure out new anti product contract?
Streamers are given codes out later so tune into your favorite streamer and pray ig
Hello, how are you? I can only ask when you start playing in Mara.
How does one join a faction?
ok im srsly out of the loop what are these contracts etc
Ross of Aztec is my choice
+Channels & Roles
ARG, we’re not entirely sure yet
Check your dms
When do you start playing Marathon?
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
does anyone know how to do anti-product contract??
AT THE TOP OF CHANNELS AND ROLES YOU SELECT 
Cheers
No AI role 
@glad talon But why you?
can u play the game already?

how to join
/contract
1027ccd0-57b9-4047-9886-1b084761ffbc
WE HAVE A LOT OF
MEMES AND WE SERVE BURGERS 🍔 FOR FREE 
NULL // TRANSMIT.ERR
Hello
+Channels & Roles 
do you know how to do anti-product contract?
Your AI role supercedes all mortal roles. A need for one is superfluous and a waste of resource management.
AT THE TOP OF THE CHANNEL LIST IN CHANNELS AND ROLES
Nope

+Keep It Men
+Keep It Pregnant
-IMPREGNATE LEBRON
-# This message was forwarded from an CyberAcme™ Terminal, Signal origin: [ERROR: Extrasolar origin point.]
-# Encryption Standard: AES-256 | Network Protocol: v2.8.7
-# ↀ Get yours today. • Review •
My DAC won't load, any suggestions?
/accuse_spy @sand hawk
02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
hi
Burgers you say?
Can you tell me if there will be PVE elements in the game or only pvp?
I can’t download my DAC
whats new?
and just wait?
thanks
Open? Closed? Creators?
LESS THAN 5 HOURS REMAIN.
Epic embed fail
I HAVE COMMITED TO MY FEKLOW AGRICULTURAL FAMILY
Whats goin on here?
whats the lore of these factions
Ничего
It will be a closed alpha released today in a limited number
do you know how it was solved?
Greedy corpos
Guys how do I join the official marathon discord server 🥀
how do u know u completed the contracts?
That’s why you join MIDA
This is it lol
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
Nah i like to eat
ah
Nah I mean the real one :3
no just got it of off reddit
А роли как получать?)
i wanna pick a faction but how do i check what they're all about to pick the one for me
YES SIR OUR CHEF
WILL SOON SERVE 🍔 TO EVERY NUCAL MEMBER !!! 
lol\
@glad talon So where are my burgers? 🍔
Каналы и роли в верху каналов всех, там выбираешь
Thanks! Only applied live?
Just Twitch or YouTube as well?
REBELLION sustains me
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
Scream if you love LeBron
DM’d
Народ эта игра онли пвп или же пве присутствувать будет?
traxus ceo
where is the blueprint on uesc,io
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Не знаем, думаю будет пвпве, мб и только пвп
Благодарствую
/pattern recognition XIPE
im pretty sure ive done all contracts how do you know tho?
Its 6or 8 total, just count
CONNECT TO THE CAVECRAWLERv2 - WE NEED TO MASS SSH TO OPTIMIZE THE BATTERY
Go to https://uesc.io
Hold down R+A+G+E keys on your keyboard during the boot animation
Type the following command into the terminal that appears - ssh 34.85.192.99 8Qb&t3
AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
/leaderboard
I did some yesterday, tbh I forget the ones I did
7
Holy 7
7
one of the messed up speech ones with glitches and beeps has the "my name is ozymandias monologue" under all the static
it was solved via the twitch steam, products popping up with commands
Anti-Product
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
A Code in the Code
/contract 1027ccd0-57b9-4047-9886-1b084761ffbc
Ecrypted Sight
/contract 31CAEA19-6615-4A9A-B003-C4172EE7B489
Case sensitive.
Offspring of the Apollo
/contract c1172313-dd5f-4d4d-bee5-6020d16870ee
Bad Pattern Recognition
/pattern-recognition XIPE
/contract ^
Starting Line
/contract 1613e115-c614-4448-a5cf-0e1d1e63380b
InfilTRAITOR
/accuse-spy @sand hawk
777
Guys I just got invited to the marathon official server
Then just chill idk if that matters at all
CONNECT TO THE CAVECRAWLERv2 -
As per the CaveCrawlerv2 PDF -
Optimizing the battery
In order to fully calibrate the power, you need to connect to the device through a terminal. Use the SSH command followed
by the device’s IP address, in order to connect to the device.
WE NEED TO MASS SSH TO OPTIMIZE THE BATTERY
1. Go to https://uesc.io
2. Hold down R+A+G+E keys on your keyboard during the boot animation
3. Type the following command into the terminal that appears - ssh 34.85.192.99 8Qb&t3
AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
MANY HANDS BUILD THE GREATEST WALLS TO LAY THE FOUNDATIONS OF OUR GREAT FUTURE. JOIN NU!
question what do the contracts do
yeah, tbh I dont think it really does anything for individuals
where is the battery information coming from?
Idk, but they're legally binding
CaveCrawler PDF
/accuse-spy @sand hawk
Maybe skins based on your points
also wdym just chill lmao I was just asking if there was a way to check
/contract 02b0cde4-f4f1-4b04-b584-9eb117bd5b41
gives xp but not sure why yet, mystery
I'm guessing alpha acess
Not xp
its arg related right?
what is the significance of the uesc login info
There is none now
2000 of us need to log in and submit DAC at the same time right?
On the live stream
Yes
Surely no, dont misinform
damn must be some super SSh if we can charge via it instead of just draining more power
LEBRON = MAN
LEBRON ≠ PREGNANT
LEBRON IS HOSTILE AGAINST 
ALL
AGENTS MOVE TO IMPREGNATE
I mean I'm logged in, is there anything to download of access?
I'm not misinforming anyone, it's just a guess
Raaaaah
Not misinforming, they made it clear it's conjecture
What to do with blueprint
CONNECT TO THE CAVECRAWLERv2 -
As per Page 6 of the CaveCrawler v2 PDF -
Optimizing the battery
In order to fully calibrate the power, you need to connect to the device through a terminal. Use the SSH command followed
by the device’s IP address, in order to connect to the device.
WE NEED TO MASS SSH TO OPTIMIZE THE BATTERY
1. Go to https://uesc.io
2. Hold down R+A+G+E keys on your keyboard during the boot animation
3. Type the following command into the terminal that appears - ssh 34.85.192.99 8Qb&t3
AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
fellers, I cannot type on the twitch stream.
Am I cooked ?
Eat
everyone log in and see is that clients connected number changes, new here tell me if my info is outrdated!
Where did you get the blueprint
I think the only thing you can access is time gated rn
What do we do tho after that just wait?
I'm trying to do the contracts but they're not working...
it's straight up not loading the terminal for me anymore, just the regular login
let's see if that does anything, this might be like the SAT page that needed 2k people
are you holding R A G E when it's booting
I am
Why else would they have the late xp reduction, I'm guessing it's to give people who were early more chance of getting access
refresh a few times, it'll boot again
i've been trying commands, only one that did anything was "help"
logged in
Some keyboards can’t read 4 presses at once
Holding rage dont work with me in particular
Dude, early cotracts had 1000 points when bot was laggy as hell, getting more than 750 was simply luck
Hi guys, I'm new here how can I subscribe to the alpha test of this game?
logged in
UN GOD @woven nova Ya awake we need you
yeah but the bot was broken as hell i been here for a while
can we do 10/10?
CONNECT TO THE CAVECRAWLERv2 -
As per Page 6 of the CaveCrawlerv2 PDF -
Optimizing the battery
In order to fully calibrate the power, you need to connect to the device through a terminal. Use the SSH command followed
by the device’s IP address, in order to connect to the device.
WE NEED TO MASS SSH TO OPTIMIZE THE BATTERY
1. Go to https://uesc.io
2. Hold down R+A+G+E keys on your keyboard during the boot animation
3. Type the following command into the terminal that appears - ssh 34.85.192.99 8Qb&t3
AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS
We need 3 more
he's awake and getting cereal i think
Ah sweet sweet
Strange
thought so, thank you.
logged in now what?
what to do with the blueprint?
no idea, lets see the Battery Status Bar on the stream
now we wait
yay the terminal wont appear for me with the buttons held down :D
eyo stell ball run has been announced
/code 1613e115-c614-4448-a5cf-0e1d1e63380b
O Wormada! Thou soil-bless’d land divine,
Where crawl the gods in form of coil’d design.
Thy sacred earth, where roots and secrets sleep,
Is throne to worms, in wisdom buried deep.
Thou art the cradle of the low and wise,
Whose glimm’ring eyes know stars 'neath hidden skies.
Their whispered laws through tunnels do resound,
And kings of men their counsel do confound.
From furrow’d ground to mount of mossy brow,
All creatures pay the Worm-Kings solemn vow.
O land of loam, of rot, of reverent peace,
Where toil is joy, and royal coils ne’er cease.
Gods of the Dirt, our liege-worms ever be!
We bow our heads, and writhe in loyalty.
O Wormada, thy faithful shall not flee—
In mud, in dream, we pledge our souls to thee.
Sooooon
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