#🗣marathon-general-chat

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astral turtle
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nah it’s for arcs new secret test slam

regal lava
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hey will there be a server slam

pallid elk
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Oh fuck, I'm calling the police.

maiden crane
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First time?

tired junco
gloomy nova
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I love when people hop in a game server and ask a question as if they couldn't scroll like, 2 seconds up in the exact same chat and see the answer, like, youre not the first person to ask that question, youre not that special 😭

vale granite
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morbidly obese

astral turtle
vale granite
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bbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

winter tulip
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<t:1772128800:f>

pallid elk
regal lava
tired junco
inland geyser
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i sense ragebait

astral turtle
forest ginkgo
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7pm my time 🫃

tame sable
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ew fempreg

vale granite
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do you sense something else too?

tidal linden
regal lava
gloomy nova
maiden crane
forest ginkgo
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Wrong one oop

winter tulip
vale granite
tired junco
limber zephyr
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This chat is so cringe

regal lava
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fempreg isnt real

forest ginkgo
astral turtle
vale granite
tame sable
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thank god

inland geyser
regal lava
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woke propaganda...

tired junco
primal frigate
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guys its time to stop Lyad doesnt like it

winter tulip
tired junco
regal lava
maiden crane
gloomy nova
tepid latch
limber zephyr
pallid elk
tidal linden
tired junco
astral turtle
vale granite
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fempreg friday mpreg monday

forest ginkgo
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Mpreg all week

astral turtle
gloomy nova
magic rose
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Wow

spare ledge
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will there be pre download for the beta?

vale granite
tidal linden
tired junco
vale granite
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how woke of me

maiden crane
tired junco
astral turtle
tepid latch
tired junco
gloomy nova
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I dont really know anything about the lore so im sitting in a call rn and my bf is telling me the lores

regal lava
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what is WRONG with you.. why are you GREEN

tidal linden
astral turtle
maiden crane
tepid latch
daring crystal
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I hope the S’pht compiler in the Cryo Archives is mpreg

winged trail
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I think the download is today some moment

regal lava
tired junco
vale granite
worn galleon
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Just copped my deluxe preorder

regal lava
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marathon mpreg situation

inland geyser
daring crystal
spare ledge
tired junco
tidal linden
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Respectfully, Lyad looks easy to draw.

maiden crane
primal frigate
tepid latch
astral turtle
vale granite
daring crystal
solid yew
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Mida 🫃 Mida

inland geyser
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uesc stands for united earth space chuds

vale granite
gloomy nova
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Mida starfish shaped

tired junco
regal lava
tepid latch
maiden crane
primal frigate
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chocolate starfish, keep on rolling baby

tidal linden
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Wow! Good job!

solid yew
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split head starfish

tired junco
vale granite
winter tulip
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this chat is more ruined than the last time i said it was ruined

maiden crane
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I don't think Katie knows how to have fun.

inland geyser
tepid latch
open remnant
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I swear if I see another 'Do this now before anything else' marathon vid 😅

solid yew
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Hey Raider! Don't shoot!

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Hey Raider! Don't shoot!

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Hey Raider! Don't shoot!

spring token
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Heyy Any way ton Find the Collector Bundle Again ? ... was Out for Intyernet for Fews Weeks and i miss the Drop 🙁

tidal linden
gloomy nova
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chuds are cool 🩷

maiden crane
vale granite
tired junco
tawny ridge
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1 MORE DAY GUYS 1 MORE DAY

vale granite
astral turtle
winter tulip
inland geyser
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i am proud to be a chud

tired junco
solid yew
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LOL

fluid dagger
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mpreg

astral turtle
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time to run mid lane

tidal linden
vale granite
solid yew
tidal linden
inland geyser
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maybe the contract reward is an mpreg charm

daring crystal
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How long would REM from Deadlock survive on Tau Ceti IV?

astral turtle
maiden crane
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God forbid a mida do a lil explodin

tired junco
gloomy nova
solid yew
slow geode
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I saw info, that if you play by Rook, quests not will be progressed. Is it true?

vale granite
astral turtle
daring crystal
tired junco
inland geyser
vale granite
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just mpreg

tired junco
tidal linden
vale granite
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is confirmed

astral turtle
pallid elk
maiden crane
solid yew
gloomy nova
tired junco
vale granite
tidal linden
tidal linden
pallid elk
tired junco
solid yew
maiden crane
vale granite
rancid pebble
gloomy nova
pallid elk
inland geyser
tired junco
astral turtle
vale granite
solid yew
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too sweet

void tiger
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ONE MORE DAY

solid yew
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and sticky

vale granite
astral turtle
visual glen
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Open up the slam today 🙏

vale granite
solid yew
astral turtle
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full size Milky Way is too much

pallid elk
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You're not you when you're hungry! EAT A SNICKERS

tepid latch
tired junco
astral turtle
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full size snickers is good tho

primal frigate
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I could go for a milky way rn

astral turtle
tired junco
tidal linden
solid yew
tepid latch
astral turtle
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but I could probably have 70 fun size ones if im in the mood

astral turtle
tidal linden
tired junco
gloomy nova
coarse kernel
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We'll make a new definition

pallid elk
tepid latch
# astral turtle baller ⛹️

I mean I do in small quantities if it's in food and such but I dont eat like snacks or candy. Makes me sick no matter how little

tidal linden
solid yew
inland geyser
astral turtle
pallid elk
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Guys Snickers best chocolate bar

maiden crane
vale granite
tired junco
# tidal linden No.

can you cite your source for this? i have to make sure you didnt get it from miriam webster

astral turtle
elder citrus
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Tommorow free playtest

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?

main ferry
vale granite
tepid latch
clever spindle
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If i don’t pick a faction does that mean i’m for all factions?… 🗿

tidal linden
astral turtle
eager forum
vale granite
tidal linden
main scarab
maiden crane
tame sable
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im on the cutting edge of mpreg

primal frigate
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damn I got blocked by Katie im honored lmao

solid yew
tepid latch
pallid elk
eager forum
static elm
eager forum
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like mpreg is not even a word

maiden crane
static elm
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katie blocked me

elder citrus
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Tommorrow pimp day

main scarab
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The new sekgen cutting edge mpreg shells

clever spindle
vale granite
static elm
astral turtle
primal frigate
static elm
pallid elk
primal frigate
tired junco
eager forum
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why is this discord even speaking english btw everyone should speak their own language

astral turtle
solid yew
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I dare everybody to block me

pallid elk
maiden crane
static elm
inland geyser
primal frigate
polar knoll
uncut crescent
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Can I download the server slam on console yet or nah

pallid elk
vale granite
main ferry
tired junco
# primal frigate 🥹

unless she uses a discord client that removes the "blocked message" part and your just invisible. that would be bad

pallid elk
primal frigate
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that would be

daring crystal
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Katie is a UESC operative

clever spindle
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What’s with pregnant men?

static elm
maiden crane
solid yew
tired junco
vale granite
eager forum
uncut crescent
clever spindle
static elm
primal frigate
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im shaking with sadness and anger that im blocked

pallid elk
main ferry
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Est-ce que quelqu'un veut me faire un enfant ?

vale granite
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twin

clever spindle
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I weigh no more than 110 pounds buster.

vale granite
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we are

pallid elk
maiden crane
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I'm mpreg, he's mpreg, we're all mpreg.

solid yew
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this server is DONE FOR

tame sable
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is that french or quebecois?

static elm
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Why block people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Block?

Block is a bad thing....

eager forum
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I know some guys with big bellies but believe me it is no from getting pregnant 😂

primal frigate
balmy birch
solid yew
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Why block people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Block?

Block is a bad thing....

tepid latch
pallid elk
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Guys i Ban u

clever spindle
primal frigate
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Why block people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Block?

Block is a bad thing....

astral turtle
daring crystal
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Ik ben mrpeg, hij is mpreg, wij zijn allemaal mpreg.

main ferry
static elm
# pallid elk # Guys i Ban u

Why ban people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Ban?

Ban is a bad thing....

astral turtle
clever spindle
tired junco
tepid latch
vale granite
primal frigate
pallid elk
eager forum
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Where can I find some nice outfit when pregnant?

solid yew
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new kids on the block

main ferry
static elm
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anyone wanna come to my party?

balmy birch
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Why skin people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Skin?

Skin is a bad thing....

pallid elk
vale granite
inland geyser
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i remember when this server was so dead
now it is thriving with mpregs

primal frigate
clever spindle
tidal linden
static elm
primal frigate
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Why block people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Block?

Block is a bad thing....

fluid dagger
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Why mpreg people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why mpreg?

Mpreg is a good thing....

tepid latch
tidal linden
static elm
unborn badger
pallid elk
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Why block people? You guys are the worst, i just want to be a friend for everyone? Why Block?

Block is a bad thing....

main ferry
tired junco
astral turtle
clever spindle
lost wedge
solid yew
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Why Marathon people? You guys are the Marathon, i just want to be a Marathon for everyone? Why Marathon?

Marathon is a bad thing....

primal frigate
vale granite
maiden crane
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¿Por qué bloquear a la gente? Son lo peor, ¿solo quiero ser amigo de todos? ¿Por qué bloquear?

Bloquear es malo...

pallid elk
tired junco
primal frigate
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Why Marathon people? You guys are the Marathon, i just want to be a Marathon for everyone? Why Marathon?

Marathon is a bad thing....

tepid latch
clever spindle
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“You’re not you when you haven’t had a snicker”

tired junco
static elm
unborn badger
pallid elk
clever spindle
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It’s ingrained into my soul

teal marten
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Herro

vale granite
pallid elk
vale granite
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🫃

tidal linden
pallid elk
tepid latch
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Im traumatized by snickers. I was once sent a picture of a snickers. It was not a snickers.

teal marten
inland geyser
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mpreg mpreg mpreg? mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg, mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg? mpreg mpreg?

mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg mpreg....

static elm
native dune
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Is the server slam free to play

gloomy nova
balmy birch
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guys can anyone send the playtest message where it says your time

primal frigate
astral turtle
balmy birch
tepid latch
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Holy spam

tame sable
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i saw the large mpreg and got raptured for a minute

pallid elk
primal frigate
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it says the time right there

maiden crane
primal frigate
balmy birch
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the one where it says the time based on where you live

tepid latch
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Stop spamming

clever spindle
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Hoo-lee-sheet

short pecan
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im gonna mpreg every single person here

inland geyser
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"No spam or self-promotion (server invites, advertisements, etc) without permission from a staff member. This includes DMing fellow members. "

primal frigate
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ITS TOP LEFT

tepid latch
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Someone ban the spammer

tidal linden
pallid elk
balmy birch
daring crystal
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What level do I gotta hit on the server slam to get the Mpreg skin for Assassin?

static elm
clever spindle
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Sum-ting-wong?

astral turtle
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it’s not spam he’s just helping people see the time for marton cmon now

gloomy nova
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Wokest shooter community i think?

primal frigate
astral turtle
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he’s martoning

tidal linden
topaz spire
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is there gonna be a preload?

tepid latch
inland geyser
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simon mida stop before you are csectioned (banned)

tepid latch
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That's not mpreg

astral turtle
pallid elk
maiden crane
gilded olive
tired junco
#

hey so can someone let me know when the server slam opens? not sure if bungie released a specific time or not

pallid elk
primal frigate
gilded olive
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More info later this day probably

clever spindle
astral turtle
main ferry
#

what color are your fursonas paws 🐾

void tiger
#

MIDA FOR THE WIN

tidal linden
primal frigate
gloomy nova
primal frigate
pallid elk
plain lark
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Guys when is the server slam gonna open for EU?

nova schooner
vale granite
tired junco
clever spindle
#

Not again

astral turtle
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😭😭😈

tepid latch
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Can someone seriously ban the spammer

vale granite
primal frigate
tired junco
short pecan
proven latch
#

So what were the new sets of contracts for? Deluxe edition?

astral turtle
pallid elk
plain lark
pallid elk
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STOP SPAMMING OR I BAN U

tepid latch
gloomy nova
void tiger
vale granite
balmy birch
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guys i forgot to pee before leaving home and i hate peeing in public toilets

inland geyser
primal frigate
#

only soft people block mfs on discord

pallid elk
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STOP SPAMMING OR I BAN U

tidal linden
plain lark
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@primal frigate

clever spindle
marble thicket
static elm
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CONTINUE SPAMMING OR I KISS YOU

tidal linden
tired junco
plain lark
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When is the server slam gonna open for EU what time @primal frigate

plucky gull
astral turtle
gloomy nova
clever spindle
short pecan
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i cant wait to mpreg my homie @primal frigate

daring crystal
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Is Katie a UESC operative?

final hare
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marton

proven latch
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Am I the only hardhat in here rn?

plain lark
balmy birch
plain lark
#

Stfu

proven latch
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Nvm

primal frigate
plain lark
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And answer my question

vale granite
tepid latch
clever spindle
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If i was from EU i would bbg

inland geyser
pallid elk
vale granite
static elm
marble thicket
#

негры пидарасы кста

proven latch
tepid latch
#

😟

plain lark
tepid latch
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I dont like this slang

clever spindle
#

Snickering up my feelings

astral turtle
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its terrorism day tmr baby wooooo

vale granite
gilded olive
balmy birch
pallid elk
clever spindle
marble thicket
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гойда братья славяне, гойда

primal frigate
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Guys I fear theres a government plot to assassinate my discord account. I fear for my life.

plain lark
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You shut up snickers

tired junco
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katie and jamie are both UESC spies, notice how they both share the same "ie" at the end of their names. where else is the letter E mentioned? "UESC" let that sink in

inland geyser
proven latch
vale granite
#

guys mpreg this mean dude

balmy birch
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leave my bestie simon mida alone

static elm
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Guys I fear theres a government plot to assassinate my discord account. I fear for my life.

eager forum
plain lark
astral turtle
tidal linden
# polar knoll Whats the lore on katie

I'm serious and cold, and they have made a game out of trying to annoy me. It's not hard to do, but they don't realize that this entire affect is partially a bit.

tepid latch
tame sable
#

the mpreg has multiplied

clever spindle
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I weigh like 110 pounds bro 😭 you gotta use a skinny joke against me

astral turtle
#

wokecord

primal frigate
proven latch
pallid elk
plain lark
clever spindle
polar knoll
static elm
gloomy nova
pallid elk
polar knoll
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WHAT THE F ARE POUNDS???

tidal linden
astral turtle
tepid latch
balmy birch
polar knoll
gloomy nova
polar knoll
plain lark
tidal linden
tame sable
#

just mpreg

astral turtle
inland geyser
tepid latch
polar knoll
tidal linden
clever spindle
plain lark
static elm
#

i'm sad right now

tired junco
tame sable
regal lava
#

m in mida stands for mpreg

gloomy nova
#

EVEN FUNNIER THE SECOND TIME, NOW IN BOLD!!! HAHAHA

gilded olive
pallid elk
inland geyser
static elm
tidal linden
astral turtle
polar knoll
short pecan
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im gonna get my team to attach semtexes or remote detonation bombs on me and jump into other runners

vale granite
inland geyser
tired junco
astral turtle
plain lark
clever spindle
regal lava
tame sable
plain lark
#

Fucking femboy

regal lava
exotic gate
vale granite
astral turtle
short pecan
#

im in 2 factions

gloomy nova
#

Will they buff Mauga?

polar knoll
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Do we know if the beta starts at midnight tonight somewhere or later on in the day of the 26th

daring crystal
tepid latch
pallid elk
#

w snickers

tired junco
primal frigate
exotic gate
#

Was timed out for an hour, walked around the house a bit

polar knoll
astral turtle
supple kernel
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Ah finally sekgen hours apon us

short pecan
pallid elk
#

W Snickers

fluid dagger
supple kernel
nova schooner
plain lark
#

Fuck them

exotic gate
#

Why is a candy bar talking?

tidal linden
inland geyser
tepid latch
daring crystal
#

Yo when tf is Yoshi nerfing Celeste into the ground?

polar knoll
static elm
primal frigate
supple kernel
polar knoll
static elm
astral turtle
polar knoll
tidal linden
short pecan
#

so basic

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we need goth baddies

gloomy nova
pallid elk
exotic gate
short pecan
#

like vandal

plain lark
tepid latch
#

Why bring race into it

plain lark
#

Cringe fuxking goth baddies wirh mental issues

tepid latch
#

Smh

tidal linden
vale granite
plain lark
#

Who will kill you over nothing

tame sable
#

im gonna go shower can someone mpreg for me while im gone?

tepid latch
plain lark
#

Just get a lightskin baddie

summer bone
#

quien para jugar mañana en español???

astral turtle
short pecan
plain lark
#

Problem solced

primal frigate
# polar knoll I HADNT SEEN THIS

tell me your thought process ok? so you see the server, you dont check the news, you dont check the event, you go straight into the chat and ask a question you couldve found in 5 seconds

gloomy nova
#

When are they bringing Squirrel Girl to Tau Ceti

tidal linden
clever spindle
#

As a former bf of a Latina. I can confirm this

sacred stream
#

how much loot could a rook loot if a rook could loot loot

tidal linden
plain lark
static elm
#

W

plain lark
#

I respect you more npw

tepid latch
static elm
#

I respect you more npw

clever spindle
#

🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

plain lark
#

Have u had experience with lightskin baddies

exotic gate
#

I leave for an hour and this happens

plain lark
#

They are fine

tidal linden
sacred stream
#

burrrrppp

plain lark
#

I tell you that

weak arch
short pecan
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Hi Anthony16Bit

clever spindle
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Yes lol.. once but she was psychotic

pallid elk
exotic gate
tidal linden
plain lark
static elm
# weak arch oh hell nah

To be fair, you need a dangerously high tolerance for corporate propaganda to appreciate the holy trinity of MIDA, Nucaloric, and Sekiguchi.

MIDA doesn’t “innovate” — it reinvents the same rifle every century and calls it paradigm-shifting. Nucaloric isn’t a beverage, it’s a legally ambiguous bioweapon with a marketing department. And Sekiguchi? They’ve been “restructuring” for so long I’m convinced bankruptcy is part of the brand identity.

But sure, tell me more about shareholder value while three rampant AIs are having a theological meltdown in orbit.

Real fans know the true endgame of the Marathon universe isn’t transcendence — it’s competing corporate sponsorship deals during the collapse of human civilization.

If you think any of these megacorps care about you, congratulations: you’re exactly the target demographic.

Now excuse me while I invest emotionally in a company that would absolutely space me for missing a quarterly earnings projection.

clever spindle
#

Literally lost my job because of her…

tepid latch
plain lark
#

IT bring mental health issues

inland geyser
plain lark
exotic gate
weak arch
primal frigate
#

guys what time does the server slam start

plain lark
#

So go fuck yourself

static elm
pallid elk
#

READ THIS GUYS

astral turtle
tidal linden
plain lark
#

You want me to send u a picture of the women ive been with?

weak arch
inland geyser
plain lark
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Get a life

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Chud

short pecan
daring crystal
#

Need to bag myself a S’pht baddie. Y’all got any tips?

supple kernel
pallid elk
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Baddies

tidal linden
tepid latch
pallid elk
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Snickers is the only baddie

gloomy nova
# tidal linden That's good!

I think he got banned from here tho, cos he said something unwoke as a reference to something, then said it was a reference and said something woke, and then he got disappeared

clever spindle
#

Katie could be grown man…

plain lark
regal lava
tepid latch
plain lark
#

I dont give a shit about you

short pecan
static elm
plain lark
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Or discord

solid wind
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Do we know if the ranked mode will be crossplay? I know console can opt out of pc lobbies

static elm
#

chatgpt is from israel

pallid elk
exotic gate
#

He’s angry

static elm
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we don't use things of israel

vale granite
plain lark
#

Ur Problem if u take this serious fucking chud

plain lark
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Go cry about it

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Holy shit

daring crystal
#

🫃

tidal linden
static elm
exotic gate
#

@plain lark If you didn’t why ya here?

lost wedge
#

I’m sensing a cortisol spike

astral turtle
#

what the fuck is with the word chud

static elm
#

My name is João and I'm from Portugal

clever spindle
supple kernel
plain lark
astral turtle
#

shit was on the bench for a decade now it’s getting 100% usage rate

plain lark
#

Not you guys

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I dont knoe you guys

tidal linden
plain lark
#

So fuck ya all

exotic gate
clever spindle
nova schooner
plain lark
slow dirge
#

OKAY PEOPLE, SERVER SLAM TOMORROW MORNING

plain lark
#

Ntgl

pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

supple kernel
short pecan
vale granite
clever spindle
static elm
#

Marathon Story
In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

plain lark
#

HAHAHA

astral turtle
tame sable
#

actually im gonna make sure my roommate doesnt need the shower first i will resume the mpreg

pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

short pecan
#

Calm down woody, we're your friends

plain lark
#

Keep going bro

supple kernel
plain lark
#

Spam that shit

subtle bobcat
regal lava
tepid latch
#

Im going to block people who copy pasta i think 🫃

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

exotic gate
#

He’s angry angry

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

exotic gate
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

polar knoll
#

Are we just copy pasting now

astral turtle
#

His pronouns are your/mom if that’s not hard idk what is🤷‍♂️

plain lark
#

Yea

vale granite
short pecan
#

fuh

#

duuh

static elm
clever spindle
#

Who’s said they’re hard?

pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles of for .

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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

polar knoll
#

Marathon Story
In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

tidal linden
pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

exotic gate
clever spindle
#

Damn.

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

maiden crane
pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

clever spindle
#

Wow.

pallid elk
#

WTF WHO IS SPAMMING?

exotic gate
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

vale granite
astral turtle
#

please give me a summary of marathons story

clever spindle
#

Smh.

nova schooner
gray bane
#

wow

polar knoll
# astral turtle please give me a summary of marathons story

I gotchu, so basically: Marathon Story
In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

clever spindle
#

Ban em alll!!!

gloomy nova
#

Where the mods, dawg

pallid elk
plain lark
maiden crane
#

10pm. Time for my sleep.

teal marten
tidal linden
clever spindle
#

Firing squad immediately

astral turtle
polar knoll
teal marten
#

They're marathoning it

tame sable
#

can someone tell me what marathons about again i dont know where to find that

tepid latch
#

I genuinely hope the spammers get banned

tame sable
#

pls help

plain lark
#

Schizophrenic chud

gray bane
#

<@&1306392707979018371>ods

vale granite
pallid elk
tame sable
#

pls

polar knoll
plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

astral turtle
nova schooner
plain lark
#

Theyre modding all over you guys

willow shadow
#

And then i get timed out cause im handsome

polar knoll
pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.# Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for

j.

clever spindle
#

Literally spamming all over my computer rn

tidal linden
plain lark
primal frigate
pallid elk
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

exotic gate
plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

pallid elk
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In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

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In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

astral turtle
vale granite
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snickers stop

pallid elk
#

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

unborn badger
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y'all unleashed the larpoids in general chat what have you done

polar knoll
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alright snickers

regal lava
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does Marathon have a story?

vast quiver
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ghosh this man

polar knoll
#

Jokes done

short pecan
#

LET ME FUCKING READ THE CHAT

clever spindle
#

💀

daring crystal
#

Marathon Story

🫃

plain lark
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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

teal marten
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This is a certified marathon moment

pallid elk
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DONT SPAM GUYS!

cold stump
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bros an arc raiders trader 💀

crimson helm
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The edits of Marathon on tiktok are not from this world. What a beauty!!

vast quiver
#

bruh stop the spam

plain lark
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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

inland geyser
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where are the moderators when we need them

clever spindle
#

Read faster lil bro

polar knoll
#

Guys r/okbuddyrunner is funny

winter tulip
#

react boot emoji to report

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

regal lava
astral turtle
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The edits of Marathon on tiktok are not from this world. What a beauty!!

static elm
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If this is shocking to you, welcome to Marathon Discord: the place where terminals are fanfiction, Pfhor lore is debated like it’s theology, and half the server thinks “rampancy” is a valid mental health diagnosi

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

regal lava
#

ok we get it

tight timber
#

Y’all need to stop with the spam Medbotsadicon

vast quiver
#

continue the story

plain lark
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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

regal lava
#

mpreg this man or something

autumn pewter
#

🇲 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇴 🇳

tame sable
#

u should make the summary text larger im old my eyes cant see very well

static elm
#

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

astral turtle
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yall should add to the story too

vast quiver
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continue the shitty story what happen next

chilly phoenix
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DurandalGPT please summarize the Marathon (2026) story

unborn badger
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just boot react those two lol

supple kernel
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React with the boot to summon the mods

plain lark
astral turtle
#

make new lore for us

vale granite
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he don't give a shit that much watch him

daring crystal
#

Marathon Story

#🫃

tidal linden
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You're unfathomably dull.

clever spindle
#

Is this what being acoustic feels like?

plain lark
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Marathon Story

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

zenith girder
#

What’s up party people

vast quiver
# plain lark # Marathon Story In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was fin...

Marathon Story
In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

vale granite
static elm
regal lava
pallid elk
unborn badger
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also can y'all just hop in lore chat next time and not unleash these fucking larpoids in genchat please lmao

tepid latch
inland geyser
unborn badger
#

fucking hell

zenith girder
tame sable
zenith girder
short pecan
clever spindle
#

Ya’ll spammers are the embodiment of the cheese touch!!!!

astral turtle
regal lava
#

mpreg touch

pallid elk
#

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

vast quiver
#

whos havin mood swing this bad dawg spammin cant fix the momy issues

pallid elk
#

In the year 2025, the long-awaited reboot of Marathon was finally released by Bungie. The marketing had promised mystery, tension, and existential dread on a distant colony world. It delivered exactly that, but mostly in the form of loading screens.

On the planet Tau Ceti IV, a security operative named Dana logged in for her first match. She spent twelve minutes adjusting her loadout, which featured a standard-issue rifle, two grenades, and a deep sense of uncertainty. When the match began, she moved cautiously through a gray industrial corridor that looked like every other gray industrial corridor ever designed.

A distant noise echoed. Dana aimed dramatically at a doorway. Nothing happened. She checked her map. It was also gray.

Eventually, she encountered another player. They stared at each other for a full three seconds, both calculating recoil patterns and life choices. Dana fired first. She missed. The other player fired second. They also missed. A third player, who had been quietly reading patch notes in a corner, eliminated them both.

As the respawn timer counted down, Dana reflected on the nature of competition, the inevitability of defeat, and whether she should have chosen a different perk. When she finally re-entered the match, the corridor looked remarkably familiar.

It was at that moment she understood the true meaning of Marathon: not a sprint, not a victory, but an extended period of running in circles while heavily armed.

regal lava
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ok

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ok

pallid elk
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OMG STOP SPAMMING

tepid latch
#

Snickers you were cool

clever spindle
vast quiver
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whos havin mood swing this bad dawg spammin cant fix the momy issues

static elm
tepid latch
#

Blocked 🫃

winter tulip
#

report bot not working :[

short pecan
#

Genuinely its must be that time of the month for these people

vale granite
#

Snicker dude

clever spindle
unborn badger
#

@proven kernel hey buddy

pallid elk
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Fuck this snickers Guy

clever spindle
willow shadow
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But like for real why dont they get timed out

autumn pewter
#

Guys, whats your fav car brand?
I love ASTON MARTON

pallid elk
#

why is Snickers spamming 😔

static elm
tame sable
#

mpreg will make me god

vale granite
#

wheres misha

regal lava
#

m(preg)ods

vale granite
#

aint she mod

clever spindle
#

Ü

astral turtle
maiden crane
#

Goodnight everyone. Hugs and kisses for all, except Katie.

vast quiver
#

whos havin mood swing this bad dawg spammin cant fix the momy issues stop it get some daddy help

unborn badger
tidal linden
regal lava
daring crystal
#

Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

frank light
tepid latch
vale granite
gloomy nova
clever spindle
unborn badger
pallid elk
tight timber
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If I see any of you spammers in game it’s kill on sight skulldead

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

tame sable
plain lark
#

Holyyy

regal lava
#

w'rkncacnter made me mpreg

plain lark
#

W story

pallid elk
#

Bro Chat gpt wrote the text fuck Chat gpt

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

final hare
#

snickers is easily the worst bar

vale granite
plain lark
#

Look guys

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Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

atomic current
#

Why can’t it be the 26th today. Why can’t it be the 26th today.

vast quiver
#

where are baddies talk on that whole para

plain lark
#

Read this story

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Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

astral turtle
unborn badger
tidal linden
clever spindle
#

Void = baddies?

regal lava
inland geyser
regal lava
#

sigh

tepid latch
plain lark
#

I am actually a mod

exotic gate
vale granite
unborn badger
#

get this larpoid outta here buh 💔

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

clever spindle
atomic current
vale granite
regal lava
#

snickers actually sucks ass I'm not even kidding do people genuinely like it

vast quiver
astral turtle
exotic gate
tight timber
#

Block the clowns

plain lark
pallid elk
#

@plain lark Story

He's such a good man. He's a baddie... The End

regal lava
#

snickers is arguably one of the worst chocolate bars ever convinced

plain lark
unborn badger
rocky sundial
#

Hi guys, wanna ask when is the testing gonna open for NA

vale granite
primal frigate
#

please no

plain lark
primal frigate
#

i cant do it anymore

short pecan
tidal linden
#

Intentionally trying to cause me sexual harrassment is really low, man.

plain lark
#

Marathon Story

The UESC Marathon is hiding mpreg baddies in the orbit of Tau Ceti IV. You are a runner tasked with saving them from some freaky goth mommy S’pht compilers.

clever spindle
#

Ya’ll ever look at corners of your crib and wonder why the morons who built my house decided on that design

vale granite
willow shadow
exotic gate
pallid elk
astral turtle
vast quiver
exotic gate
#

Do the thing

atomic current
plain lark
pallid elk
astral turtle
vale granite
supple obsidian
#

Is "server slam" going to be be cross platform? Also can you individually decline to play mouse/ kb people or do you just turn off cross play completely?

supple kernel
#

Boot react the spam

tepid latch
#

Anyone in EU want to play the server slam together? I'm on steam and have 3k hours in tarkov and 2k in d2 pvp

plain lark
cold stump
short pecan
unborn badger
zenith girder
plain lark
primal frigate
tight timber
gloomy nova
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I gotta go to bed, I got a job interview i need to leave for in 10 hours, night night new dumb friends🩷

vale granite
regal lava
clever spindle
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“Do the thing” 🗿 when i could burp, fart & sneeze at the same time

frank light
rocky sundial
polar knoll
vale granite
supple obsidian
pallid elk
tidal linden
weak arch
rocky sundial
primal frigate
hard hound
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OMG THEY GOT A FREE COPY OF THE GAME FOR THIS?!?!??

primal frigate
#

are you spreading misinfo on purpose

polar knoll
astral turtle
short pecan
tepid latch
cold stump
atomic current
gloomy nova
vast quiver
short pecan
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i watched video

vale granite
tidal linden
regal lava
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I had a box full of an assortment of chocolates the other day and every time i grabbed a snickers out my day felt ruined

clever spindle
astral turtle
polar knoll
daring crystal
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S’pht son or Phfor daughter?

astral turtle
#

you can not like snickers & not like Twix even more

unborn badger
#

spht son easy

pallid elk
static elm
regal lava
astral turtle
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please tell me it ain’t so

inland geyser
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the new gorillaz album comes out the same day as marathon

vale granite
rocky sundial
clever spindle
vast quiver
static elm
astral turtle
unborn badger
#

yippee

zenith girder
polar knoll
vale granite