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EXACTLY
y'alls carnitas dry as a brick bro im stayin on them nucaloric cookouts
This a cow? š
I hope the devs are actually good on this game. Extraction games got to have genuinely the worst track record of devs
no thats a cigarrette
I seen your cookouts, no thank you

on sum real bro i see red you best be prayin im on my rook
I was about to say the same thing
Iām gonna go to church and pray for your downfall
diss my brand diss my values BUT DONT YOU DISS MY SWEET BABY NUCAL
NUCALORIC WILL PREVAIL FOR HUMANITY
Nucal mfs throw their burgers in a blender before drinking that shit
Most nasty mfs on the planet
Itās actually insane how bad extraction game devs are there all psychologically disturbed
Disgrace to the culinary arts
Then say āyumā with a smile
who does that
im boutta commit friendly fire bro
I actually don't like extraction games lol š
LOOK WHAT YOU MFS BE SELLING
NO WE DONT
DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION
Thats literally nucal
You do
least brainwashed nucally
No
"We feed burger sludge to poor people"
if i go study the lore and i find no evidence of slopburgers im maldin on y'alls
Yall selling burger juice for 500 credits already, how much more do yall want
YES BRO WE B-
oh.
oh
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i see
oh..
so we are a...
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Im craving for hot cheetos
W

Its not to late to join mida
I wouldnāt go around saying that
i see the wrong in my ways.
Don't need to study shit, drinkable burgers are shown multiple times in vidocs
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MIDA folks like to eat a burger with extra mayo but hate ranch
i will fix what we broke.
But I like drinking a burger smoothie š
their skin will melt well upon some good grass fed.
TRAXUS SPOTTEd
TEARYOURSKINTEARYOURSKINTEARYOURSKIN
/j
Charter don't tell you this, but if you can man a grill, you don't even gotta kill people
I wouldnāt brag about that
Tarkov, dark and darker, marauders, arc, cycle frontier, and hunt showdown never listen to there community
0 loyalty, ew
why are we full of arachnes
Big Mac smoothie sounds great to me š
Well you're a corpo gonk so of course you'll like whatever drips off of that traxus boot
Arachne numba one
MY LOYALTY IS TO HUMANITY
This lore video said arachne believes killing enough players will snap them out of their current reality
Spoken like a true Traxus
I USE CORPORATIONS AS A VESSEL.
Guys what faction should i go for?
I AM THE FOURTH AI
Arachne
The cult
Duh
so you kill people, make it make sense
sekiguchi clearly
Like arc have a 3 strike policy for cheaters who wants that
Maybe
You joined the death cult instead of the freedom fighters
literally arachne has makes no sense
Why sekiguchi?
Mida scammers
Death cult is more badass
I like sekiguchi
Thats why we kill
you like dragonball
'freedom fighters' and its the boomers from NV
Yes

Y'ALL THE BOTTOM OF THE EXPLOSION BARREL
Guys listenn im gonna kill every fucking arachne that Tries to kill me
You literally joined Caesars legion
Simple as
good luck.
Good luck, youāll need it
At least arachne is honest, and has morals, mida just shoots children in the street because they looked like a UESC sympathizer

We have fire ball pit party's and make rooks sing for us for there lifes
Mhm
ah now its children
Tell them about taco Tuesday
no they were like genuinely scummy people, we kill runners not hang people on crosses and commit human trafficking and route scumming
I'm going to go buy a Big Mac and put it in a blender to make my own burger smoothie š
Fell down a flight of stairs today.
Pog
Printed by worms
we are evil but we are not the fucken legion
I convinced my friend to play marathon, hes been in prison for 8 yrs lol
We are nice people
we are worse ethically but better morally
We know what yall did on mars
Isnt every runner printed by worms
We also do taco Tuesday and the after party is a rook singing party in the USA for us
I am suprised I haven't broken anything so far.
Oh good, tell your friend to join death cult
making shit up about Arachne, mfs only lore is "we are red, we are black and we skin your back"
based
Yes.
So doesnt that mean
bros are literally milan fc
we are a new faction
duh
rebellions are built on sacrifice
PrintedByWorms is a good Marathon username.
Everyone likes sekiguchi?
Man hes to n00b for discord lol
the rest of the factions got hands on older games
Someone steal it.
just put the fries in the back
I inform myself of the factkons
Cult cult one of us one of us
no history no nothing
Common L MIDA
Okay unc
Join death cult
Please
if this is a jab at arachne y'all whole lore is screwing up a whole colony to try and stop the marathon from rising
Give me half an hour
Tauceti.world put this in google it's a fraction test
good, its a stolen moon, UESC starved the whole of mars, lured people with food and killed them
Thanks g
Hahahahahaha
How tf you lose a whole ass moon
Y'all kinda stole our moon
the corpos AND the UESC
Y'ALL???
fuck them too what do I care
THE UESC AND THE CORPOS DID
Lies and slander
Notice there are 0 traxxies in the chat
Fake ass faction
Good
There are like 2
One more day an we are there guys
Cause orange so doo doo
btw uhh
how so? i mean, if you flank the triage sure, but with a recon + sin/destroyer, feels super hard to push on that.
Is the Traxus in the room with us
mida slaughtered people BELIEVED to be uesc
like
once they tookc ontrol of mars
thats fucked up..
we kill shells
y'all slaughter innocents
common mida l
Although we will have to zero any corpo gonks we find
this server should add a hates arachne tag
'By the time the UESC had formally responded and recaptured the planet, MIDA had killed 10% of the Martian population.'
BRO
I feel like all the shells are balanced well, youre looking at it too 2 dimensionally
Why would you hate greatness
idk, im thinking of strategically
why wouldnt u hate a death cult
Traxus has zero motion
I think people shouldn't team unless it's with there faction in lore sadly that would never happen
Because death cult
and thats your strategy and thats fine
ye but recon will be played at duos and trios 100% the amount of info that u are getting with him in team is wild
Iām taking your shoes
Respectfully
Thanks
What size you wear?
13s
Triage I feel is kinda overrated
People don't realize how fast the TTK is, and by extension, how fast fights go
Sure, you get to spread consumables around, save a few pennies, but the healing and reviving is doing nothing in a fight decided by the first 5 seconds of engagement
Same GIMME DEM SHOES BOI
cannot sleep because marathon in 2 days
Do shells correlate to fractions? Iirc, thief is correlated to nu caloric and Vandal is mida
all im saying judging it on paper is always tricky
Runners aren't actually associated with any faction, you just take contracts, you don't align yourself with one
There bright red shoes with blue bottoms
TTK in marathon feels so good, in arc raiders playing 1v3 is only doable if your enemies are trash but in marathon u can do it
I know but you can get faction skins in game every character has a faction skin
oh my god this class is op it has wallhacks and its like every 200 seconds
Vandal being mida affiliated is just from the old lore where shells were actual characters
I c
Shells have no faction correlation now I believe
i mean, its only my opinion i will personaly main vandal cause i like to push and fast movement, my duo will probably play reacon or triage
I might just play John marathon
Once I get the Arachne faction skin I'm wearing it
the ttk is one the main reasons i'll be trying marathon
there you go and now you dont have a tank, does that mean you will lose against destroyer, recon, triage trio?
bro if u think that u need a destroyer to kill someone with him on team u cooked
Poison knife beats Anything
im pointing out how stupid it is to make those claims
Solos will be matched with solos right?
I think people are basing their perception of Triage and recon strength based on how powerful those abilities would be in other extraction shooters, and not how they fare in marathon
vandal have insta knock so u can just knock away destroyer with shield and kill others
is it hard to read what I said?
Gonna play rook and get killed just to feel something
I am back
i mean marathon is mainly about info, if u have info u will probably win
The System has choosen mida
Terrible choice
Dude ability cooldowns are so long, alot of times ur stuff wont even be up in pvp
i hope you can choose, i wanna go up against squads too
Reminds me of how Blacklight:Retribution had a wall hack mechanic given to everyone, but also tools to get around it and deceive it
Amazing choice
Fr?
You can get info off plenty of other methods that aren't wasting a character slot exclusively for it
MIDA folks like to brush their teeth and then eat a burger afterwards
people dont understand this
Ya the strong abilities have super long cd
btw embark just killed arc raiders im so fucking hyped for marathon
Shells are SekGen tech and belong to us until paid for
Why is that?
There's so many cores that help with that and you just have to watch what you do there's so many things you can use for it to
Killed? I was playing earlier getting slammed dunked twin
What happened? I saw there was a new update today but there isn't even a new gun
Also, vandal's lipstick(?) looks like mida logo
bad balancing chances, i cant wait for a proper fps
Nothing belongs to anything
Everyone and anything is free
Get that through ur head bud
Guessing you haven't played.
Some, any abilities over 3minute cd is super long
Recon is only good for pre fight spotting, and post fight cleanups, she does about as much mid fight as a rook
A thief or vandal with cores can provide info and actually have combat presence to boot
I heard thereās a game coming out on March 5th
The experience isn't what you just described.
Its only my opinion and playstyle mate, it will not be a meta for sure
Wait, what is mida's core idea? What kinds of quests will you be doing?
Lemme know how that goes when you need to reiterate
blowing up everyone that isnt MIDA
So far youtube videos and mids gives better explosives
Chaos, fire and explosions.
I c
that's mida.
I like blowing people up
MIDA sucks ask me why?
Thats for sure
incredibly anticorp, anti establishment.
Imagine a whole squad just exploding
Vandal
A whole squad of arachnes playerd
Mida is the epitome of āold man shakes fist at cloudā
Energy blast
MIDA wears adult diapers
True I mean in the alpha fights went pretty long if ya played right and held ya ground unless ya playing a rush charchter
lmfao
Alpha TTK was considerably longer too though
Arachne members have weird diseases from eating people
Yea
Thatās fine
We skin, we dont eat
mida haters š„±
Even purple shields in current builds are getting dropped in less than a second

Arachne members buy anime knives on sale at the mall
i thought yall posed to be the good guys š
don't mind me, just wormin' 
Ya I'm kinda sad about it I prefer longer kill time then quick
HAHA
So what if I got another human face coming out of the side of my head? Thatās Jerry
Maybe lol

Where the Worms at?
in this context the other factions arent the good guys
Mida represent
Atleast we not mpreg
Damn we just trying to save money
all of them are corporations
The whole gang fucks with Mida players
Worm gang whatās spinning!
Worm Fuckers anonymous pulling up
Look at the other factions and tell me who doesn't deserve to explode (also there are no good guys, mida is just the closest)
Fire user name
MIDA folk like to moan when they stub their toe
Yea we do that sometimes
sounds more like an Arachne thing, you guys like your tribal violence
Embrace the WORM 
top of the morning, marathon-general-chat
Nona is a beautiful caregiving AI waifu and I wonāt let that go unrecognised
Arachne like CBT aswell
We do victory screech sir
Yes cause it hurts like a bitch lmao
Morning fellow Mida enjoyer
MIDA scum
And arachne players lick their finger before turning the page on a kindle
Man up
Nah, they just blame the UESC instead
Noooo
Lmao that was good
arachne enjoyers bite their toenails
Lol
Will u say that when u get a pump shot from a Mida Player to ur head
Arachne wipe their ass with their hand
I dont think so buddy
Itās like that meme of the dude on the bike who puts the pipe in the stoke of the wheel
what's going on here
War
No Iāll say harder daddy
MIDA are just mad they failed the physical health check to be UESC
AYO?!
Typical arachne players
MIDA canāt even do the fitness gram pacer test
Does the game will have flea market like ?
See guys
freak mfs
The true nature
no
My man š¤
arachne kiss their dad on the lips
As expected from the furry
im pretty excited for this game bois \

Sekiguchi is just mad that they're still overshadowed by guchi
MIDA folk like to wear SpongeBob gangster shits that say āāmoney on my mindā
then you're on the wrong server
At least you know what to expect lmao
leave before it's too late
idk about you but those are badass
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I agree i am glad ur on our team
What are times for server slam start ?
why?
you wear my chemical romance and fishnets
Typical MIDA answer
Arachne folks like the feeling of wet socks
I feel attacked because I actually have a MCR shirt
Eww
like my gangster glep pfp lmao
Actually we have a trueskin technology license with the house of Gucci now so we can drip out all your shells
Talk shit about MIDA

Itās like, just trees
thats what they all say
lock in man
Yeah so is mine
MIDA folk canāt grow facial hair
Mine is cooler
Me when I lie
Ntgl
And that was me in San Diego
white poeple be like yeah my discord pfp is just me
lmao
At sekgen we can print some for you
No thatās MIDA
Stfu
I can grow facial hair
Arachne folk are prone to early baldness
Mine are all on paper
I dont take a lot of pictures of myself
My brother is partly bald lol he must be a MIDA guy
Suck a small weener fellow Mida enjoyer
MIDA like to put the napkin on their lap when they go to a restaurant
what soldier takes selfies and uses them on discord
Ok thats just proper etiquette
youāre spiking my cortisol
Join death cult
Sorry i dont get the whole cortisol tjing
You eat out of a dumpster
G
Gourmet shit
Low Cort SekGen worm bois out here vibin
Arachne members think kilts are the same as skirts
Shit literally
idk what that means but im down
Pog
Yo guys i am gonna be in Service for a whole while
Do ya all know what kind of gaming Laptop i should get for Marathon?
Ahh, night worker?
scotland is fire
check the reccomended specs and make a purchase from that
Na just normal military stuff
IDF soldier
MIDA like to put the shopping cart next to where it goes
Oh fr? Ew
Thatās why he got MIDA
What is idf
Cool story bro, join death cult
WHAT IS THAT
Arachne folk lick the ice cream then put it back in the freezer section
youāre in the military and you donāt know what the IDF is wrap it up bro
Brotjer
i guess they donāt recruit in high schools looking for the brightest minds to join
MIDA likes neopolatin
Explain it in german and i understand
So excited for Thursday man
Arachne likes pistachio
Best pfp on server, no wonder you got Sekiguchi
israeli military
MIDA listens to Coldplay
not per history
Arachne listens to my chemical romance
Oh snap a CyAc Drone! Navigate out of here slime
We have us soldiers on base but im not from the us
MIDA wears junco jeans in 2026 and think theyāre cool
MIDA ON TOP
We already made that joke
@forest narwhal fuck you
youāre in the cyac server nerd

Wohir kommst du
Frankfurt
On top of what?
toppoftheworld
Pardon
Damn, exposed
Ahahajah
i dont remember any of my german
Arachne like sleeping with warm pillows
I gave a UESC runner a burger and now we're besties
I like to be on top:[
MIDA are turbo bottoms
Hey I mean... They got a good few songs with over a Billion views and streams for a reason.... Coldplay is peak.
We made that joke also
No thats y'all
Consult your calendar
Also correct.
Case in point
yeah it was just a meme haha
NO NO NO
Calm down
Marathon has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with how the arc update turned out.
Ur msking us look bad bro
its gonna be right from tomorrow
Stop it
how do i say united states auf deutsch?
Thank you
tomorrow we can finally say
Marton tomorrow
Well fine y'all like warm soda
im fukd up a lil bit\
Egg on my face fr
Vereinigte staaten
AmeriKKKa
Lmfao y'all liked what I said and immediately flipped the switch lmao
Or amerika
what time is the open beta
Thats just you
I'm over here on my bed giggling my ass off lmao
2 days 5 hours
Hell no bro dont be bringing that zesty shir
does that mean virgin state or am i trippin
Say that like itās a bad thing. MIDA call Starbucks drink by saying venti
U making us look bad
Also correct.
Mida mfs out here sticking bubblegum to the bottom of chairs and thinking they hot shit for it
Ur tripping
hi, join arachne
@charred dagger
10am santaās coming
You're in MIDA. Most of us are zesty as shit
im gonna slam that server
I dont remember ever learning that lol
MIDA donāt hike the leg when they fart and donāt laugh afterwards
Dont project yourself on our faction
Arachne likes to throw magnets at protogens
Im not:[
Hi
i took 3 yrs german
Ok that sounds fun
yeah nah
Yo
thats fun
Idk what to tell u man u migjt just be dumb
Join death cult
Yeah it does
Most of the fun people are not here right now 
might be
U ask what united states is in german and then ask if it means virgin š
But i am proud of you etjer way
Bruh who else you know?
Don't worry im not going to throw a magnet at you, you're mida
MIDA hate ranch
Yes no magnets please
Wait a minute...
seems a cognate which do exist between english and german
guys what is this dac thing?
U mean the explosives boss
Good choice, now make fun of MIDA
Arachne thinks the sweet chili sauce is an acceptable replacement for sweet and sour
Bungie's arg, it's a level you upgrade by doing "contracts"
Also wtf is that profile pic
Qr code larp
MIDA puts noodles in their chili
ofc
J, Alpha, Lena, Victy, the Pfhools, Hugs, cloudy, etc.
Arachne can't handle seasoning
Salt is good enough
who are any of these people
MIDA are cowboys fans
Arachne has the British platter.
Proved my point
Never heard of etc
Did I?
NuCaloric knows best when it comes to delicious food
Exactly arachne thinks chicken tika masala is british
Checks out
yess!!
Arachne likes beans on toast.
Too far
Btw, isn't it strange that we access to 6 factions and not 7 knowing Bungie?
MIDA has brown streaks on their underwear
Don't you guys try to 67 me or some shit
preload time?
they could add another later
Terrible hit to Arachne aura
We still don't know
Maybe
I forgot, I swear
Arachne can't get no bitches because they skin them all
I think theres 6 or 7 shells on launch
Arachne thinks solo leveling is better than frieren
We get them first then skin them
mid vs mid
whichever faction is purple has my vote lol
People in Sekiguchi have long loving relations and their parents are together still
CRITICAL AURA LOSS
MIDA talks about fight club
I just think both are good for their specific genres...
Wouldnt be surprised if Arachne is in the E files
MIDA likes their sister TOO MUCH

Arachne thinks demon slayer has better writing than code geass
1800 nipples
MIDA has a headquarters in Alabama
it dawns upon us
Fucking iphone auto correct
Nipples>All
Good, weāre roasting MIDA
holy shit the ball is about to start rolling in two days
Full of bitches
Hello xenon
To be fair, lots of the good writing is lost in translation
Arachne definitely has a pile of skeletons hiding somewhere
I said MIDA wears adult diapers
Ewwwwwwww
Well damn, donāt tell everyone
it aint hidden
Sometimes i feel like im stuck in my own skin and im trying to crawl the fuck out
10% this 10% that I thought we like talking about profit
wait can you only pick 1 faction?
no
Arachne thinks senetor armstrong was on to something
Yes so pick death cult
you do contracts for all
Chew burger ā
Sip burger ā
MIDA has minor spelling errors
oh good
MIDA: failed revolution
NuCaloric: successful revolution on your taste buds
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Nucaloric likes baby food
š
U cant even pick one so no
How does one get a discord for an unreleased game so active? iMPRESSIVE
MIDA likes dog food
Boooo you feed burger sludge to people
This coming from the cannibals...
no that's traxus
Arachne likes to eat bugs
Being a AAA game development studios that been around for over 30 years is a good start
did that bingus faction end up happing? 
So?
corpo scum really in their feefees today
Chudslop? Stealing
Nuh uh
Delicious nutrients
Wait, how come we havenāt dunked on traxus
I guess
Chudsludgemaxxing with NuCal ohh baybee
Oh wait, theyāre not here
who?
Har har har
cuz there's nobody to dunk on š #FLOPXUS
Mida is for everyone who wants to rebel against the scummy corpos
millions of dollars in marketing and a tech savvy community team
aight dawg
UESC plant
Because being a corpo gonk is already the equivalent of being a Burger King employee.
Because they are as absent as arachne fathers
True mine is gone
Necessary casualties

Put the fries in the bag and donāt forget my toy
Whats everyones thoughts on the final "gameplay" that was released?
CORPORATIONS SERVE YOU AND ONLY PROVIDE BENEFITS TO YOU ESPECIALLY NUCALORIC #ad #sponsored
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Join death cult
Bro admits arachne still orders happy meals
Me to my meat
Fr?
MIDA starts with MID dawg, how can one eve join a faction like that š
Fuck yeah
Hey, wasn't the Marathon prerelease supposed to start yesterday?
Marton countdown where
Not here we roast MIDA sir
U will see my friend
Really wish they put more of it out earlier. Actual up to speed gameplay did so much more than a showcase run for building interest
But on a real nlte
MIDA is zesty, and Arachne is out of pocket.
Note
Mida? More like MID am I rite fellas?
Mida is not zesty
Bold to assume we have pockets
Corpo
Completely aagree
MIDA wears new balance shoes
Only the deadliest can be in Arachne
Nah you're just an outlier
Aint nothing wrong with a lil zest for flavor
I am the goat
nucaloric doesnt revolutionize anything, they are just glorified soylent green
Arachne needs prosthetics
No no I got better
most of the ads are showcasing player interaction which is hype rn so i get it
youāre showing your age here uncle these are back in style
MIDA wears shaq shoes from Walmart
Arachne wears non slip shoes in the shower
Whoās excited
Yo steve
MIDA uses essential oils
The only zest comes from our delicious new lemon pepper chicken formula.
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Yo
Id that you in ur pfp?
2xBurger is just human biomass repurposed
theres very little to show for gameplay of the current state of the game
They have safe pocket in game ?
Arachne believes in astrology and crystals
no
Yes
holy shit it's Wii shop Wednesday tomorrow
Only essential oil we believe in is that wax
MIDA thinks Pluto is not a planet
My brother in christ
a real burger
MIDA is gonna buy fire red and leaf green after complaining
hear me out
drinkable burger
+
Sodastream
Theyāre really leaning into voip which is nice but i wish there was more emphasis on faction progressionās importance on mitigating gear loss, since that seems to be the last thing holding people back from this game
Arachne thinks its possible to land on Jupiter and survive
I mean
think about it
Carbonated burger
Unbelievable behaviour
I think that was the sheer focus of the last update
Just put the fries in the bag bro
Arachne thinks sword and shield is good
Our delicious substances are actually developed by mixing [EXEMPT] with [REDACTED]
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Nucaloric is simply the best corp
MIDA hears frog blast the vent core and says āseems legitā
We're simply too strong
It was lol
nucal is the meta
Cute
Nucal are just feds
Adorable even
No big manifesto, just borger and we roll
Theres a fella on YT that had an interview with one one of the devs and he emphasized that
guys prob a silly question every1 asks but how do i gain access to the playtest this weekend i heard something about a channel
Wanna call a temporary truce and go after nucal
MIDA drink 2 wine coolers and get a buzz
Mightāve been drewsky lol
Sure
I wanted to be team MIDA just because they produced the best firearm in history⦠am I cooked
just download the game
thats the one
that's it
does he know
Just download on the 26th brother
A NuCaloric sponsorship will give you an undeniable competitive advantage in the new hit game Marathon (2026)
Arachne likes it
Harder, better, faster, stronger.
i heard they're gonna push back nucaloric to season 3
Nucal MFs like watching horse racing
I love racing to grab my next meal product
Funny how all of u wanne judge the game but most are unable to even understand when to download lol
Nucal mf's don't like gambling and alcholism
There is that no?

CyberAcme because Iām a nerd
Nucal MFs donāt like milk
Is there no pre-download period for the test?
I don't know if I'll be able to down 100gb before midnight that day
You level up faction you upgrade the shop you can buy back better gear after loss
ARC raiders gon be real mad at me when this game comes out
WE DEMAND PRELOAD WE DEMAND PRELOAD WE DEMAND PRELOAD
Iām gonna play both twin
arc raiders is a person?
Nucal MFs donāt make their bed
John Raider
Nucal mfs believe halo guardians had a good campaign
What are you yammerin about? Iām excited for the game lol
Yeah the others are stats upgrades
Imagine having that much time lol
erm,,,that would be me š
Probably not. Pre-loads tend to get datamined and ruin the fun for everyone.
Oh thatās low but I like it
chill that's too far
Never really gravitated to Arc, I needed a replacement for D2 stat⦠and here we are
HWhat? Halo Guardians?
5
Then inform urself yappet bungie literally advertised when to download 4 times already
Nucal mfs play pichu in smash melee
Nucal mf's skip parts when watching jojos
Weāre only getting 2 maps like in playtests so itās likely not going to be 100gb
If only there was a fundamental way to disrupt data miner operations... Something like a piece of code that destroys your brain when you look at it directly
Don't worry it's not worse than mine (100mbps)
Nucal mfs only watch sequels to movies
Never even heard of it lmao and I played the fuck out of 3 and Reach
Bingus
I havent gotten off it since DL months ago but to each their own... im excited for marathon'
343 halo that kinda killed halo before Infinite came
MP was good apparently
But campaign was hot ass
Oh hell nah, not the cognito hazard
Nucal mfs file their taxes late
Predicting sub 70 gb
Nucal mf's file their taxes to begin with
Arachne doesn't do their taxes
Predicting... Total NuCaloric victory
Based
You wish
Bullshit I did mine
Sorry MIDa
Honestly with the trailers i wish marathon comes with campaign
Nucal mfs donāt use their turn signal
They should put a picture of SCP-096 in the files when dataminers open it
Problem solved
Nucal mfs like Applebee's
Predicting...
Nucaloric population on tubed hospital food...
You make burgers. Go back to Nudonalds.
Boy do I got some news for you. Thereās 3 other marathon games
alr got a cord w ppl in it for marathon
Too ez
shi got 1000 ppl in it
Old ones yea
Raiden with a HF Blade to bypass plot armor and RULES OF NATURE:
Is there something wrong with that?
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MIDA has 25+% of the server population 
Nucal food makes Arby's seem edible
the bottom 25%
Nucal mfs donāt have Spotify premium
so can we play marathon tomo
This Server Slam canāt come quick enough!!
Yes because this is what leads to that situation.
Yeah donāt get me wrong, it looks awesome and the time I have played I enjoyed, but just didnāt get pulled. Theres still time for me.
Marathon really talks to me, the visuals, mechanics, even the UI. Kinda of hit all the boxes
NuDonalds. We make burger.
be nice to our only client. We bring their skins to nucal because they're crispy!
26th
when fried!
not sure
Good point
26th
The art style and game play sold me
Arachne pays for YouTube premium.
At reset
Nucal mfs walk into Walmart and say āthis place is amazingā
do you need to pre order it to play on 26th
April Alpha was about 10GB, I assume Server Slam would be around 15GB and release would be 20-25GB
No
Nucal mfs prefer knights over cowboys
We don't know
No
Nucal mfs are bills fans
whoever did the art for the trailers and such KILLED IT
no
Donāt lie
no
Probably more since they put together a whole preview build.
BILLIONS must hook themselves up to NuCaloric feeding tubes
šØ (at a low cost of 5000 Tau Credits per 1/4 planet rotations)
Totally valid take. Being positive skeptical is the best way
Nucal mfs canāt parallel park
check out michael rigley
he did the reveal trailer
NuCal mfers can't multitask
ive seen you off the perc, can only get that from nucal
The kitten does not concern themselves with "parking" or "making space for other cars"
Nucal mfs would buy a cybertruck and flex it to the boys
Dudes a legend
nucal superiority
Damn... You sure you aren't the Kellogg's version of Traxus with that pricing?
Id hang the stuff on my wall
Nucal mfs don't have adhd, they're just too broke to pay attention
Nucal mfs think Applebees is good
bungie will offer you loads of merch in the future dw :^)
NuCaloric must adjust for inflation in these trying times
Nucal mfs never beat halo on legendary
nucal haters are just mad of the nucal peptide stack and low cortisol from nucal maxing
Exactly why they must be wiped out
Nucaloric likes Chick Fil A
mida mfs buy offbrand nucal products from 3rd party vendors at an increased price
Damn NuCal fight back š
Nucal probably thinks Roblox is GOTY and got robbed at some point
i played 1 hour of halo ODST and then never touched halo again
you dont like the game?
Nucal mfs thinks Devil May cry 2 is a classic
We don't need to fight, we can just turn off the food
how long are the matches? 25-30 mins?
oh no i'm excited for it ofc!
Nucal mfs think ts is tuff
i make poop with nucal products
Sekiguchi Genetics are cloners
Found eem thanks
We would hope so.
Nucaloric stock suffered by that comment....
yikes
Nucal mfs never filled out a March madness bracket
You got that wrong.
NuCal thinks that DmC: Devil May Cry was a good game
U can buy dmc5 for so cheap
you only really need to play 4, rest is eh
Ouch
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Nucal doesnāt have Xbox game pass
NuCal jits are broke šš
Ah save for marathon then
Nucal hates Dracula flow
CyberAcme are computer science majors
Dmc 5 is not a good start, i almost swore off dmc until i finally got the collection
but you only give it those who can afford it
So they wear thigh highs?
Nucal canāt play Tetris

U cant tell ppl to play ugly graphic games now days
guess im finna commission Michael Rigley SMH
Yes. And by that logic, maybe I should switch factions again...
4 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 2 > DmC
watchu mean ugly...
Nucal play modern games at 30 fps
Marton >>>>
I see you
Use jailbroken CyAc things for your MIDA purposes :3
don't give him that much credit
Nucal doesnāt know how to get jiggy with it
GOTY or so i've heard
he's like Ultron v1 if anything
Good graphics doesn't automatically mean good experience, even though I like graphics im certainly enjoying dmc 3 more
Game of the century
Thats u
Nucal mf's can hit the coins in ultrakill
move, and your entire platoon dies.
Ok I roasted both factions enough. Donāt worry Traxus will be next
Well if they show up
No
Traxus needs to die
Agreed
Traxus mfs like to put shoes on then jeans.
I can already hear the cello...
lore accurate
Traxus mfs pick the corpo life path in cyberpunk
they support Applebee's too
I'm sooooooooo hungry I could drink a 
Traxus mfs donāt play Minecraft
They think Arasaka the goat
i hear bitches talking about my faction
traxus listens to ye
You suck
Traxus is a money laundry faction, fakes. no motion, no rep
give me back my moon
Booooooooo
Oh trust me, Iāll roast your faction another time.
You own Applebee's
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Give me my moon back
Your moon is safe with us
No you don't
Can i post links relating to marathon in here?
Fuck. I can't make notes because of discord bullshit
Your lion will die.
Only thing you own is a studded belt from hot topic trying to get that feeling back. Traxus mfs also shop at the gap
MIDA BRETHREN
yeah but they're gonna get buried
HEY! LEAVE THE LION ALONE