#šŸ—£marathon-general-chat

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somber steeple
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/j

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UNUSED CARHARTT JACKET MFS

exotic gate
eager ermine
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I ain't reading allat

Sorry for your loss, or good for you

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🚬

somber steeple
clever root
atomic current
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I hope the devs are actually good on this game. Extraction games got to have genuinely the worst track record of devs

somber steeple
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no thats a cigarrette

exotic gate
eager ermine
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"Nucal cookouts" I seen what yall motherfuckers call a burger

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Don't even pretend

somber steeple
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
somber steeple
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diss my brand diss my values BUT DONT YOU DISS MY SWEET BABY NUCAL

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NUCALORIC WILL PREVAIL FOR HUMANITY

exotic gate
eager ermine
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Nucal mfs throw their burgers in a blender before drinking that shit

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Most nasty mfs on the planet

atomic current
eager ermine
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Disgrace to the culinary arts

exotic gate
somber steeple
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im boutta commit friendly fire bro

clever root
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I actually don't like extraction games lol šŸ˜•

somber steeple
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nah genuinely im mad

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who does that i will kill em

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oh my god bruh

eager ermine
somber steeple
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NO WE DONT

eager ermine
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DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION

blissful obsidian
somber steeple
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WE DONT SELL BORGER PORRIDGE

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NO WE DONT

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NO

blissful obsidian
somber steeple
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Y'ALL BUYIN THE CHEAP SHIT

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BUY THE EXPENSIVE MEATS

eager ermine
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least brainwashed nucally

exotic gate
blissful obsidian
somber steeple
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if i go study the lore and i find no evidence of slopburgers im maldin on y'alls

eager ermine
somber steeple
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oh.

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oh

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i

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i see

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oh..

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so we are a...

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...

candid ocean
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Im craving for hot cheetos

exotic gate
somber steeple
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
somber steeple
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i see the wrong in my ways.

eager ermine
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šŸ’”

exotic gate
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MIDA folks like to eat a burger with extra mayo but hate ranch

somber steeple
clever root
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But I like drinking a burger smoothie šŸ˜•

somber steeple
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their skin will melt well upon some good grass fed.

somber steeple
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TEARYOURSKINTEARYOURSKINTEARYOURSKIN

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/j

eager ermine
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Charter don't tell you this, but if you can man a grill, you don't even gotta kill people

exotic gate
atomic current
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Tarkov, dark and darker, marauders, arc, cycle frontier, and hunt showdown never listen to there community

primal frigate
balmy birch
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why are we full of arachnes

clever root
blissful obsidian
eager ermine
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Arachne numba one

somber steeple
candid ocean
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This lore video said arachne believes killing enough players will snap them out of their current reality

exotic gate
somber steeple
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I USE CORPORATIONS AS A VESSEL.

plain lark
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Guys what faction should i go for?

somber steeple
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I AM THE FOURTH AI

eager ermine
silver skiff
eager ermine
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Duh

primal frigate
balmy birch
atomic current
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Like arc have a 3 strike policy for cheaters who wants that

blissful obsidian
somber steeple
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NOT PEOPLE

primal frigate
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literally arachne has makes no sense

plain lark
primal frigate
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you skin plastic

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nice

silver skiff
exotic gate
plain lark
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I like sekiguchi

candid ocean
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Thats why we kill

balmy birch
somber steeple
exotic gate
plain lark
somber steeple
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hell nah wait not the boomers

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the POWDER GANGERS

balmy birch
somber steeple
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Y'ALL THE BOTTOM OF THE EXPLOSION BARREL

plain lark
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Guys listenn im gonna kill every fucking arachne that Tries to kill me

somber steeple
blissful obsidian
plain lark
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Simple as

exotic gate
eager ermine
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At least arachne is honest, and has morals, mida just shoots children in the street because they looked like a UESC sympathizer

silver skiff
exotic gate
somber steeple
clever root
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I'm going to go buy a Big Mac and put it in a blender to make my own burger smoothie šŸ˜•

nimble canyon
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Fell down a flight of stairs today.

exotic gate
nimble canyon
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Printed by worms

somber steeple
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we are evil but we are not the fucken legion

candid ocean
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I convinced my friend to play marathon, hes been in prison for 8 yrs lol

exotic gate
somber steeple
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we are worse ethically but better morally

eager ermine
plain lark
silver skiff
# plain lark Mhm

We also do taco Tuesday and the after party is a rook singing party in the USA for us

nimble canyon
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I am suprised I haven't broken anything so far.

exotic gate
primal frigate
exotic gate
nimble canyon
plain lark
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So doesnt that mean

primal frigate
nimble canyon
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PrintedByWorms is a good Marathon username.

plain lark
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Everyone likes sekiguchi?

candid ocean
somber steeple
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the rest of the factions got hands on older games

nimble canyon
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Someone steal it.

primal frigate
plain lark
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I inform myself of the factkons

primal frigate
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newgen faction

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L

silver skiff
primal frigate
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no history no nothing

exotic gate
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Common L MIDA

plain lark
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I will come back guys

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Adter i inform myself

eager ermine
exotic gate
somber steeple
plain lark
somber steeple
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'durr durr cut the supply routes dur durrrrrrr'

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this is propaganda btw

silver skiff
eager ermine
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Mida mfs mad they moon got stolen

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Point and laugh

primal frigate
exotic gate
eager ermine
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How tf you lose a whole ass moon

blissful obsidian
somber steeple
primal frigate
somber steeple
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THE UESC AND THE CORPOS DID

exotic gate
eager ermine
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Notice there are 0 traxxies in the chat

Fake ass faction

blissful obsidian
eager ermine
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Who

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I don't see em

green folio
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One more day an we are there guys

candid ocean
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Cause orange so doo doo

somber steeple
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btw uhh

final meadow
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how so? i mean, if you flank the triage sure, but with a recon + sin/destroyer, feels super hard to push on that.

exotic gate
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Is the Traxus in the room with us

somber steeple
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mida slaughtered people BELIEVED to be uesc

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like

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once they tookc ontrol of mars

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thats fucked up..

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we kill shells

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y'all slaughter innocents

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common mida l

blissful obsidian
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Although we will have to zero any corpo gonks we find

cold vector
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this server should add a hates arachne tag

somber steeple
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'By the time the UESC had formally responded and recaptured the planet, MIDA had killed 10% of the Martian population.'

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BRO

primal frigate
exotic gate
primal frigate
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triage has 0 movement

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so does recon

final meadow
cold vector
exotic gate
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Traxus has zero motion

silver skiff
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I think people shouldn't team unless it's with there faction in lore sadly that would never happen

exotic gate
primal frigate
small gust
exotic gate
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Respectfully

silver skiff
exotic gate
silver skiff
eager ermine
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Triage I feel is kinda overrated

People don't realize how fast the TTK is, and by extension, how fast fights go

Sure, you get to spread consumables around, save a few pennies, but the healing and reviving is doing nothing in a fight decided by the first 5 seconds of engagement

exotic gate
mental belfry
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cannot sleep because marathon in 2 days

placid helm
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Do shells correlate to fractions? Iirc, thief is correlated to nu caloric and Vandal is mida

primal frigate
eager ermine
silver skiff
exotic gate
small gust
silver skiff
primal frigate
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oh my god this class is op it has wallhacks and its like every 200 seconds

eager ermine
eager ermine
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Shells have no faction correlation now I believe

small gust
exotic gate
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I might just play John marathon

silver skiff
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Once I get the Arachne faction skin I'm wearing it

knotty imp
exotic gate
primal frigate
small gust
primal frigate
west wing
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Solos will be matched with solos right?

eager ermine
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I think people are basing their perception of Triage and recon strength based on how powerful those abilities would be in other extraction shooters, and not how they fare in marathon

small gust
primal frigate
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is it hard to read what I said?

exotic gate
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Gonna play rook and get killed just to feel something

plain lark
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I am back

exotic gate
small gust
plain lark
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The System has choosen mida

exotic gate
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Terrible choice

candid ocean
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Dude ability cooldowns are so long, alot of times ur stuff wont even be up in pvp

knotty imp
west wing
blissful obsidian
eager ermine
exotic gate
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MIDA folks like to brush their teeth and then eat a burger afterwards

primal frigate
candid ocean
warm copper
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btw embark just killed arc raiders im so fucking hyped for marathon

crisp merlin
silver skiff
exotic gate
west wing
placid helm
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Also, vandal's lipstick(?) looks like mida logo

warm copper
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bad balancing chances, i cant wait for a proper fps

plain lark
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Everyone and anything is free

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Get that through ur head bud

nimble canyon
candid ocean
eager ermine
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Recon is only good for pre fight spotting, and post fight cleanups, she does about as much mid fight as a rook

A thief or vandal with cores can provide info and actually have combat presence to boot

exotic gate
nimble canyon
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The experience isn't what you just described.

plain lark
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Wait

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How do you guys even look what the factions can gice?

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Give??

small gust
placid helm
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Wait, what is mida's core idea? What kinds of quests will you be doing?

crisp merlin
primal frigate
blissful obsidian
nimble canyon
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Chaos, fire and explosions.

placid helm
nimble canyon
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that's mida.

plain lark
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I like blowing people up

exotic gate
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MIDA sucks ask me why?

plain lark
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Thats for sure

nimble canyon
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incredibly anticorp, anti establishment.

plain lark
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Imagine a whole squad just exploding

candid ocean
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Vandal

plain lark
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A whole squad of arachnes playerd

crisp merlin
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Mida is the epitome of ā€œold man shakes fist at cloudā€

candid ocean
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Energy blast

exotic gate
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MIDA wears adult diapers

silver skiff
knotty imp
eager ermine
blissful obsidian
plain lark
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Yea

exotic gate
candid ocean
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We skin, we dont eat

carmine otter
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mida haters 🄱

eager ermine
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Even purple shields in current builds are getting dropped in less than a second

plain lark
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Ive been told there are cannibalists in ur rank

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U better clean that up

carmine otter
crisp merlin
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Arachne members buy anime knives on sale at the mall

knotty imp
west wing
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Worm don't mind me, just wormin' Worm

silver skiff
exotic gate
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So what if I got another human face coming out of the side of my head? That’s Jerry

candid ocean
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Maybe lol

plain lark
harsh forge
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Where the Worms at?

primal frigate
plain lark
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Mida represent

candid ocean
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Atleast we not mpreg

exotic gate
primal frigate
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all of them are corporations

plain lark
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The whole gang fucks with Mida players

crisp merlin
eager ermine
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Worm Fuckers anonymous pulling up

blissful obsidian
harsh forge
silver skiff
west wing
exotic gate
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MIDA folk like to moan when they stub their toe

plain lark
primal frigate
harsh forge
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Embrace the WORM Worm

solid yew
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top of the morning, marathon-general-chat

crisp merlin
primal frigate
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Arachne like CBT aswell

exotic gate
wintry bough
plain lark
exotic gate
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
eager ermine
silver skiff
carmine otter
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arachne enjoyers bite their toenails

silver skiff
wintry bough
plain lark
primal frigate
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Arachne wipe their ass with their hand

plain lark
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I dont think so buddy

exotic gate
solid yew
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what's going on here

plain lark
exotic gate
crisp merlin
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MIDA are just mad they failed the physical health check to be UESC

wintry bough
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AYO?!

plain lark
exotic gate
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MIDA can’t even do the fitness gram pacer test

fervent coral
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Does the game will have flea market like ?

plain lark
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See guys

primal frigate
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freak mfs

plain lark
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The true nature

primal frigate
wintry bough
forest narwhal
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arachne kiss their dad on the lips

plain lark
sudden onyx
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im pretty excited for this game bois \

plain lark
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
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MIDA folk like to wear SpongeBob gangster shits that say ā€œā€˜money on my mindā€

solid yew
wintry bough
solid yew
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leave before it's too late

primal frigate
sudden onyx
plain lark
magic rose
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What are times for server slam start ?

sudden onyx
primal frigate
exotic gate
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
crisp merlin
plain lark
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How ya all like my pfp

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Its actually me

exotic gate
plain lark
crisp merlin
sudden onyx
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thats what they all say

forest narwhal
exotic gate
plain lark
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I am an actual soldier

exotic gate
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MIDA folk can’t grow facial hair

plain lark
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Mine is cooler

crisp merlin
plain lark
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Ntgl

exotic gate
forest narwhal
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white poeple be like yeah my discord pfp is just me

knotty imp
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lmao

crisp merlin
exotic gate
plain lark
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Stfu

exotic gate
plain lark
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Is the hardest picture i have guys

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:[

blissful obsidian
crisp merlin
plain lark
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I dont take a lot of pictures of myself

exotic gate
plain lark
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Suck a small weener fellow Mida enjoyer

exotic gate
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MIDA like to put the napkin on their lap when they go to a restaurant

sudden onyx
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Im the first to start balding in my family in generations

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its fire

forest narwhal
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what soldier takes selfies and uses them on discord

primal frigate
forest narwhal
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you’re spiking my cortisol

exotic gate
plain lark
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Sorry i dont get the whole cortisol tjing

exotic gate
primal frigate
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You eat out of a dumpster

plain lark
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G

exotic gate
crisp merlin
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Low Cort SekGen worm bois out here vibin

blissful obsidian
primal frigate
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Shit literally

sudden onyx
exotic gate
plain lark
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Yo guys i am gonna be in Service for a whole while

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Do ya all know what kind of gaming Laptop i should get for Marathon?

crisp merlin
sudden onyx
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scotland is fire

primal frigate
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Look at the specs

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On steam

somber steeple
plain lark
forest narwhal
exotic gate
sudden onyx
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i been to ireland and scotland

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bussin

primal frigate
crisp merlin
plain lark
exotic gate
sudden onyx
blissful obsidian
forest narwhal
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you’re in the military and you don’t know what the IDF is wrap it up bro

plain lark
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Brotjer

forest narwhal
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i guess they don’t recruit in high schools looking for the brightest minds to join

plain lark
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Im in the german military

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Bro

plain lark
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Explain it in german and i understand

lucid light
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So excited for Thursday man

blissful obsidian
crisp merlin
sonic swan
exotic gate
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MIDA listens to Coldplay

sudden onyx
plain lark
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Yea

blissful obsidian
crisp merlin
plain lark
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We have us soldiers on base but im not from the us

exotic gate
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MIDA wears junco jeans in 2026 and think they’re cool

normal eagle
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MIDA ON TOP

exotic gate
plain lark
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@forest narwhal fuck you

sonic swan
plain lark
sudden onyx
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Wohir kommst du

ashen plume
plain lark
exotic gate
sudden onyx
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Iche komme aus

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Unidas

normal eagle
exotic gate
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Pardon

crisp merlin
plain lark
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Ahahajah

sudden onyx
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i dont remember any of my german

plain lark
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All good g

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Good try

primal frigate
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Full of bottoms

normal eagle
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I cannot wait man

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Marton tomorrow

blissful obsidian
mental belfry
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I gave a UESC runner a burger and now we're besties

plain lark
exotic gate
wintry bough
exotic gate
blissful obsidian
crisp merlin
wintry bough
normal eagle
primal frigate
plain lark
cosmic snow
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Marathon has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with how the arc update turned out.

plain lark
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Ur msking us look bad bro

normal eagle
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its gonna be right from tomorrow

plain lark
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Stop it

sudden onyx
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how do i say united states auf deutsch?

exotic gate
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Thank you

normal eagle
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tomorrow we can finally say
Marton tomorrow

blissful obsidian
sudden onyx
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im fukd up a lil bit\

crisp merlin
plain lark
primal frigate
wintry bough
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Lmfao y'all liked what I said and immediately flipped the switch lmao

plain lark
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Or amerika

charred dagger
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what time is the open beta

blissful obsidian
wintry bough
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I'm over here on my bed giggling my ass off lmao

crisp merlin
plain lark
primal frigate
plain lark
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We mida

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Bro

sudden onyx
exotic gate
plain lark
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U making us look bad

wintry bough
eager ermine
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Mida mfs out here sticking bubblegum to the bottom of chairs and thinking they hot shit for it

plain lark
knotty imp
primal frigate
sonic swan
wintry bough
cold stump
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im gonna slam that server

sudden onyx
exotic gate
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MIDA don’t hike the leg when they fart and don’t laugh afterwards

primal frigate
blissful obsidian
candid garden
plain lark
candid garden
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Hi

sudden onyx
exotic gate
somber steeple
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yeah nah

exotic gate
somber steeple
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thats fun

plain lark
exotic gate
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
wintry bough
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Most of the fun people are not here right now Medbotsad

sudden onyx
primal frigate
plain lark
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
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MIDA hate ranch

wintry bough
gilded olive
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Wait a minute...

sudden onyx
warm copper
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guys what is this dac thing?

plain lark
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U mean the explosives boss

exotic gate
blissful obsidian
gilded olive
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Also wtf is that profile pic

crisp merlin
charred dagger
wintry bough
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
sonic swan
exotic gate
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MIDA are cowboys fans

wintry bough
blissful obsidian
crisp merlin
wintry bough
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Whoa now

exotic gate
mental belfry
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NuCaloric knows best when it comes to delicious food

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
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Checks out

knotty imp
wintry bough
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Arachne likes beans on toast.

blissful obsidian
gilded olive
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Btw, isn't it strange that we access to 6 factions and not 7 knowing Bungie?

exotic gate
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MIDA has brown streaks on their underwear

gilded olive
rocky saffron
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preload time?

sonic swan
digital sapphire
gilded olive
exotic gate
gilded olive
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I forgot, I swear

exotic gate
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MIDA has no aura

wintry bough
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Arachne can't get no bitches because they skin them all

primal frigate
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I think theres 6 or 7 shells on launch

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
sudden onyx
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whichever faction is purple has my vote lol

crisp merlin
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People in Sekiguchi have long loving relations and their parents are together still

digital sapphire
exotic gate
wintry bough
primal frigate
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Wouldnt be surprised if Arachne is in the E files

exotic gate
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MIDA likes their sister TOO MUCH

faint torrent
blissful obsidian
severe fractal
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1800 nipples

exotic gate
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MIDA has a headquarters in Alabama

river remnant
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it dawns upon us

primal frigate
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Fucking iphone auto correct

sudden onyx
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Nipples>All

exotic gate
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Good, we’re roasting MIDA

river remnant
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holy shit the ball is about to start rolling in two days

exotic gate
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Full of bitches

wintry bough
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Hello xenon

digital sapphire
muted merlin
mental belfry
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Arachne definitely has a pile of skeletons hiding somewhere

exotic gate
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I said MIDA wears adult diapers

primal frigate
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Ewwwwwwww

exotic gate
cosmic snow
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Sometimes i feel like im stuck in my own skin and im trying to crawl the fuck out

primal frigate
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10% this 10% that I thought we like talking about profit

severe fractal
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wait can you only pick 1 faction?

sonic swan
blissful obsidian
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Arachne thinks senetor armstrong was on to something

exotic gate
sonic swan
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you do contracts for all

digital sapphire
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Chew burger āŒ
Sip burger āœ…

exotic gate
severe fractal
mental belfry
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MIDA: failed revolution
NuCaloric: successful revolution on your taste buds pinkcat NuCaloric 🚨 🚨 šŸ˜‹

wintry bough
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Nucaloric likes baby food

severe fractal
willow shadow
sudden onyx
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How does one get a discord for an unreleased game so active? iMPRESSIVE

exotic gate
blissful obsidian
wintry bough
mental belfry
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no that's traxus

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
severe fractal
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did that bingus faction end up happing? pinkcat

exotic gate
rich delta
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corpo scum really in their feefees today

sudden onyx
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Chudslop? Stealing

mental belfry
blissful obsidian
mental belfry
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Delicious nutrients

exotic gate
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Wait, how come we haven’t dunked on traxus

digital sapphire
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Chudsludgemaxxing with NuCal ohh baybee

exotic gate
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Oh wait, they’re not here

exotic gate
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Har har har

mental belfry
plain lark
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Mida is for everyone who wants to rebel against the scummy corpos

cold stump
wintry bough
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
plain lark
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Necessary casualties

digital sapphire
exotic gate
plain lark
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To reach our true goal

sudden onyx
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Whats everyones thoughts on the final "gameplay" that was released?

mental belfry
blissful obsidian
exotic gate
knotty imp
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MIDA starts with MID dawg, how can one eve join a faction like that 😭

exotic gate
empty locust
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Hey, wasn't the Marathon prerelease supposed to start yesterday?

young elbow
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Marton countdown where

exotic gate
digital sapphire
plain lark
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But on a real nlte

wintry bough
plain lark
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Note

young elbow
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Mida? More like MID am I rite fellas?

plain lark
exotic gate
blissful obsidian
plain lark
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You are zesty

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Stop putting it on the whole group

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Like dsmn

exotic gate
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MIDA wears new balance shoes

empty locust
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Only the deadliest can be in Arachne

blissful obsidian
digital sapphire
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Aint nothing wrong with a lil zest for flavor

plain lark
rich delta
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nucaloric doesnt revolutionize anything, they are just glorified soylent green

wintry bough
exotic gate
#

No no I got better

sudden onyx
sonic swan
exotic gate
#

MIDA wears shaq shoes from Walmart

blissful obsidian
smoky tulip
#

Who’s excited

plain lark
#

Yo steve

exotic gate
mental belfry
smoky tulip
#

Yo

plain lark
#

Id that you in ur pfp?

rich delta
#

2xBurger is just human biomass repurposed

sudden onyx
pure kelp
#

They have safe pocket in game ?

blissful obsidian
sonic swan
smoky tulip
thorn sequoia
#

holy shit it's Wii shop Wednesday tomorrow

plain lark
#

You looking fresh bro

#

Ntgl

#

Hope you succeed in life

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
plain lark
rich delta
#

a real burger

exotic gate
#

MIDA is gonna buy fire red and leaf green after complaining

thorn sequoia
#

hear me out

drinkable burger
+
Sodastream

digital sapphire
plain lark
#

U know what Planet we are even figjting on

#

?

blissful obsidian
thorn sequoia
smoky tulip
sudden onyx
digital sapphire
blissful obsidian
mental belfry
young elbow
#

Nucaloric is simply the best corp

exotic gate
#

MIDA hears frog blast the vent core and says ā€œseems legitā€

young elbow
#

We're simply too strong

exotic gate
cold stump
#

nucal is the meta

exotic gate
blissful obsidian
#

Nucal are just feds

exotic gate
#

Adorable even

young elbow
#

No big manifesto, just borger and we roll

sudden onyx
minor crater
#

guys prob a silly question every1 asks but how do i gain access to the playtest this weekend i heard something about a channel

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
#

MIDA drink 2 wine coolers and get a buzz

digital sapphire
smoky tulip
#

I wanted to be team MIDA just because they produced the best firearm in history… am I cooked

sudden onyx
solid yew
#

that's it

cold stump
digital sapphire
mental belfry
minor crater
#

ohh okay assumign on steam the test will appear!

#

thanks !

wintry bough
#

Arachne likes it
Harder, better, faster, stronger.

solid yew
#

i heard they're gonna push back nucaloric to season 3

exotic gate
#

Nucal MFs like watching horse racing

mental belfry
willow shadow
blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mf's don't like gambling and alcholism

mental belfry
thin mirage
smoky tulip
#

CyberAcme because I’m a nerd

exotic gate
#

Nucal MFs don’t like milk

young elbow
#

Is there no pre-download period for the test?

I don't know if I'll be able to down 100gb before midnight that day

primal frigate
#

You level up faction you upgrade the shop you can buy back better gear after loss

sudden onyx
#

ARC raiders gon be real mad at me when this game comes out

dim wing
#

WE DEMAND PRELOAD WE DEMAND PRELOAD WE DEMAND PRELOAD

exotic gate
lost wedge
exotic gate
#

Nucal MFs don’t make their bed

young elbow
#

John Raider

blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mfs believe halo guardians had a good campaign

digital sapphire
primal frigate
#

Yeah the others are stats upgrades

willow shadow
mental belfry
thin mirage
exotic gate
mental belfry
smoky tulip
wintry bough
primal frigate
willow shadow
exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs play pichu in smash melee

blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mf's skip parts when watching jojos

digital sapphire
young elbow
thin mirage
#

Don't worry it's not worse than mine (100mbps)

exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs only watch sequels to movies

wintry bough
sudden onyx
primal frigate
#

MP was good apparently

#

But campaign was hot ass

wintry bough
exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs file their taxes late

thin mirage
#

Predicting sub 70 gb

blissful obsidian
wintry bough
young elbow
#

Predicting... Total NuCaloric victory

blissful obsidian
thin mirage
exotic gate
young elbow
#

Sorry MIDa

sudden onyx
#

Honestly with the trailers i wish marathon comes with campaign

exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs don’t use their turn signal

primal frigate
#

They should put a picture of SCP-096 in the files when dataminers open it

#

Problem solved

blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mfs like Applebee's

wintry bough
thin mirage
exotic gate
ionic matrix
exotic gate
ionic matrix
#

shi got 1000 ppl in it

dim wing
#

Raiden with a HF Blade to bypass plot armor and RULES OF NATURE:

mental belfry
rich delta
blissful obsidian
#

Nucal food makes Arby's seem edible

exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs don’t have Spotify premium

static frost
#

so can we play marathon tomo

tulip vine
#

This Server Slam can’t come quick enough!!

wintry bough
smoky tulip
wintry bough
thin mirage
#

NuDonalds. We make burger.

ionic matrix
#

or is it 25th

dim wing
thin mirage
dim wing
#

when fried!

static frost
thin mirage
sudden onyx
wintry bough
#

Arachne pays for YouTube premium.

thin mirage
#

At reset

exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs walk into Walmart and say ā€œthis place is amazingā€

static frost
#

do you need to pre order it to play on 26th

karmic sable
digital sapphire
blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mfs prefer knights over cowboys

thin mirage
karmic sable
solid yew
#

no

#

no

exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs are bills fans

sudden onyx
primal frigate
#

No

#

No

#

No

lost wedge
#

no

exotic gate
#

Don’t lie

lost wedge
#

no

thin mirage
digital sapphire
mental belfry
karmic sable
exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs can’t parallel park

solid yew
#

he did the reveal trailer

thin mirage
#

NuCal mfers can't multitask

lost wedge
mental belfry
exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs would buy a cybertruck and flex it to the boys

sudden onyx
#

Dudes a legend

lost wedge
#

nucal superiority

wintry bough
sudden onyx
#

Id hang the stuff on my wall

blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mfs don't have adhd, they're just too broke to pay attention

primal frigate
#

Nucal mfs think Applebees is good

solid yew
mental belfry
exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs never beat halo on legendary

lost wedge
#

nucal haters are just mad of the nucal peptide stack and low cortisol from nucal maxing

blissful obsidian
#

Exactly why they must be wiped out

wintry bough
#

Nucaloric likes Chick Fil A

cosmic snow
#

mida mfs buy offbrand nucal products from 3rd party vendors at an increased price

digital sapphire
#

Damn NuCal fight back 😭

exotic gate
#

Nucal probably thinks Roblox is GOTY and got robbed at some point

solid yew
#

i played 1 hour of halo ODST and then never touched halo again

sudden onyx
exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs thinks Devil May cry 2 is a classic

mental belfry
arctic narwhal
#

how long are the matches? 25-30 mins?

solid yew
blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mfs think ts is tuff

cosmic snow
#

i make poop with nucal products

wintry bough
#

Sekiguchi Genetics are cloners

sudden onyx
mental belfry
exotic gate
#

Damn

#

Nucal mfs never played devil may cry

#

LMAO

#

Thanks for the alley oop

young elbow
#

Nucaloric stock suffered by that comment....

cosmic snow
#

yikes

exotic gate
#

Nucal mfs never filled out a March madness bracket

wintry bough
candid ocean
#

U can buy dmc5 for so cheap

solid yew
#

you only really need to play 4, rest is eh

solid yew
#

šŸ‘€

exotic gate
#

Nucal doesn’t have Xbox game pass

digital sapphire
#

NuCal jits are broke 😭😭

candid ocean
#

Ah save for marathon then

exotic gate
#

Nucal hates Dracula flow

wintry bough
#

CyberAcme are computer science majors

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
#

Thank you

#

Console got it also

silent tangle
#

but you only give it those who can afford it

blissful obsidian
exotic gate
#

Nucal can’t play Tetris

silent tangle
candid ocean
sudden onyx
#

guess im finna commission Michael Rigley SMH

wintry bough
solid yew
#

4 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 2 > DmC

knotty imp
exotic gate
#

Nucal play modern games at 30 fps

silent tangle
wintry bough
#

I see you

alpine orchid
silent tangle
#

don't give him that much credit

exotic gate
#

Nucal doesn’t know how to get jiggy with it

solid yew
silent tangle
#

he's like Ultron v1 if anything

blissful obsidian
silent tangle
candid ocean
#

Thats u

blissful obsidian
#

Nucal mf's can hit the coins in ultrakill

wintry bough
exotic gate
#

Ok I roasted both factions enough. Don’t worry Traxus will be next

Well if they show up

blissful obsidian
silent tangle
#

Kill the lion

#

skin the lion

#

eat the lion

exotic gate
wintry bough
#

I can already hear the cello...

solid yew
#

lore accurate

blissful obsidian
#

Traxus mfs pick the corpo life path in cyberpunk

silent tangle
mental belfry
#

I'm sooooooooo hungry I could drink a bun

exotic gate
#

Traxus mfs don’t play Minecraft

silent tangle
river sinew
#

i hear bitches talking about my faction

solid yew
#

traxus listens to ye

silent tangle
knotty imp
#

Traxus is a money laundry faction, fakes. no motion, no rep

silent tangle
#

give me back my moon

river sinew
#

MIDA talking

#

we own you

alpine orchid
exotic gate
silent tangle
wintry bough
#

_
--- ---

silent tangle
#

Give me my moon back

river sinew
#

Your moon is safe with us

thin mirage
sudden onyx
#

Can i post links relating to marathon in here?

wintry bough
#

Fuck. I can't make notes because of discord bullshit

silent tangle
exotic gate
# river sinew we own you

Only thing you own is a studded belt from hot topic trying to get that feeling back. Traxus mfs also shop at the gap

thin mirage
solid yew
thin mirage