🗣marathon-general-chat

[frigid valley]

there it is

No land beyond

[runic ridge]

mida is a scam, welcome to arachne

[random flint]

My fat ah got nuca

[warped swallow]

Hello guys, do you know how I can install the game to play 26th (Steam)

[silver skiff]

mida is scam like applebees

[grave smelt]

thinking about joining you ngl

[primal frigate]

watch the 7th vault be a teleporter to Lhowon

[short pecan]

maybe the marathon 7th vault was the friends we killed i mean made along the way

[silver skiff]

just look at game on 26th and youll be able to install that day

[runic ridge]

you cant preload

[nocturne oyster]

u should

[frigid valley]

Durandurals r 34 collection

[primal frigate]

you take that back

[sullen vapor]

Bro

[silver skiff]

never

[runic ridge]

server slam installation ll be like 10 to 15gb, then real game ll be 40 to 45 gb

[primal frigate]

🫃 this is you

[atomic current]

I pray this game does not have free loadouts

[primal frigate]

theres sponsored kits

[grave smelt]

it has them

[frigid valley]

there is rook

[round cape]

It does

[silver skiff]

welp

[warped swallow]

really? I thought they will allow to preload

[frigid valley]

rook has the shit pistol

and a knife and thats it

[runic ridge]

its just 10 to 15gb not a big deal

[silver skiff]

poison knife op

[warped swallow]

ty

[primal frigate]

i think the buildcrafting offsets freekits

youre just gonna be way better statwise compared to sponsored kits

[atomic current]

This first person to tell me there friendly in voice chat is getting killed

[celest raft]

I just finished the event in Arc Raiders with <20 mins to spare lol

[frigid valley]

no no first you ask what faction they fight for

[atomic current]

It’s on sight

[frigid valley]

not yours?
kill them

[primal frigate]

one thing we agree on, all Rooks are KOS

matter of fact

everyone is

[exotic gate]

I got jumped by 3 dudes lol but they didn’t know I had a kitted vulcano and I know how to use it

[primal frigate]

fuck alliances

[short pecan]

why does the server slam have to release when i have the long days in college

[celest raft]

can you not customize Rook's loadout?

[frigid valley]

nah m8 will employ the rook to be a meat sheild

[silver skiff]

i mean if your not Arachne im killing you or holding you in a room and make you sing me a song

[primal frigate]

no you can upgrade it with faction upgrades I think

[atomic current]

Rook players are just a stat for my kd

[celest raft]

an actual squeaker on Spaceport matriarch earlier told me there was a wolfpack in one of the launch tower containers while I was up there

[frank sundial]

Sorry RE9 and Arc Raiders… Marton calls to me

[primal frigate]

its like scav in Tarkov

[white vapor]

Anyone knows what the #DAC thing is?

[celest raft]

I hit e on it, heard the ADS shuffling, went "wait" out loud, then minced him

[sleek ore]

Lf some gamers to stream/grind in server slam. dm me if youre Na

[frigid valley]

i hope there are good faction cosmetics

[neat pelican]

you guys are so cooked i was 0.1% elo on trials, top 250 on cod these pvp kids r screwed LOL

[exotic gate]

I just craft them lol

[celest raft]

I was trying to get Arc damage for the event

so I wouldve wanted one

[frigid valley]

lmao said the rat with his shotgun

[celest raft]

but he thought he was slick fr

[primal frigate]

the Arachne Destroyer skin looks good even though its mostly a recolor

[celest raft]

had to remind that kid to stay on Fortnite

[exotic gate]

Console or PC?

[atomic current]

You’re getting clipped and called a slur

[neat pelican]

any class, hunter, titan, warlock

[silver skiff]

i dm you

[celest raft]

chat

Fraud Ultrakill tomorrow

[neat pelican]

literally cant kill me youll say im hacking

[celest raft]

pissing and shitting rn

[primal frigate]

you guys are so cooked i was 0.1% elo on trials, top 250 on cod these pvp kids r screwed LOL

[neat pelican]

bro i did that whilst on console and bad wifi lol

[atomic current]

I own you

[exotic gate]

Lmao anyway

[neat pelican]

1v1 on any shooter? add me ill clip it and we can all laugh at you

even deadlock im top 1k

pve kids r screwedd

[silver skiff]

shell shockers lol

[short pecan]

holy unemployed

[frigid valley]

Destiny PvP players thinking they're hot shit when the Aim assist in destiny is incredible

[neat pelican]

im retired at 23 lol

[exotic gate]

That’s why I laughed when he said console

[atomic current]

deadlock was one of the most boring games I’ve played

[round cape]

F

[frigid valley]

its gonna be huge for the unemployed community

[primal frigate]

damn i hope the mog shit is larping

[short pecan]

ive played deadlock once

[celest raft]

imagine how boring any other MOBA must be

[short pecan]

won against ai and never played again

[neat pelican]

holy bot, pvp on contoller or mouse and K? not even close M&K gives u whole other techs u can do ur a noob

[grave smelt]

did you just come to bait with one take stupider than another?

[atomic current]

Smite was the only fun one tbh

[fast hamlet]

Where are the contracts in #1354446976242028658 ?

[celest raft]

how do you like Smite and not Deadlock

[primal frigate]

the bait is workin

[silver skiff]

i miss happywars

[exotic gate]

I got a bad feeling about this

[celest raft]

yeah there it is

[grave smelt]

just ignore him

[round cape]

Life is easier when you can understand people feel differently about stuff 🏌️

[frigid valley]

There he is this man hates valve games execute him on the spot

[primal frigate]

smite has big boob characters

[wooden wolf]

[primal frigate]

and muscly men

[atomic current]

Totally different games

[frigid valley]

Thats a funny way to spell overwatch

[exotic gate]

Facts

[silent tangle]

2 days until marton.

[frigid valley]

Marton

[atomic current]

Same reason I play marvel rivals

[primal frigate]

look at Neith in smite

or Aphrodite

[silent tangle]

Average person named Garfield

[round cape]

Y'all ever seen blackbird? Caked up

[short pecan]

the last descendent has lost it

[kindred orbit]

Nah he's based for that actually

[frigid valley]

its peak

[silver skiff]

Destiny 1 female titan was a diffrant story im so sorry lol

[frigid valley]

Halo Reach Female spartan

[exotic gate]

Lord

[round cape]

Blackbird is peak that skinny girl thief can get sent to the scrapyard 😂

[exotic gate]

Do not get me started

Lord

[atomic current]

Neith is peak character design. Bungie should take notes

[silver skiff]

EOD on top

[limber zephyr]

Anyone know when the pre load starts?

[exotic gate]

Yes

[crisp merlin]

I'm gonna ROOK your ish bub

[frigid valley]

Halo Female spartan Extra thicc Dumpy
Halo Male Spartan EXTRA THICC BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE

[exotic gate]

Rooks are on sight

I don’t make the rules

[frank sundial]

Rooks are friends not food

[crisp merlin]

you wont see me from the lobby chief

[silver skiff]

i have a tattoo of emiles skull from the top of his spartan helmet on the back on my leg

[short pecan]

rooks have no skin

i cant skin rooks

this is bs

[rancid pebble]

but my opinion on everything is always subjectively correct

[silent tangle]

Traxus is food

[round cape]

Facts

[exotic gate]

Is that metal sonic as your pfp?

[silent tangle]

eat traxus

[frank sundial]

Nucaloric is people

[silent tangle]

traxus is rich

[atomic current]

The character designs in this are a bit ugly but I can look past it because I’m not a shallow person

[frigid valley]

ALL HAIL BINGUS

[exotic gate]

Traxus sleep with the warm side of the pillow

[crisp merlin]

would I be more tuff if it was?

[primal frigate]

Traxus is Applebees

[silent tangle]

eat traxus

[silent tangle]

truth

[exotic gate]

I’m a Sonic fan, nuff said

[silent tangle]

Traxus funds Applebee's

[frank sundial]

Traxus cool epic and awesome

Don’t eat

[frigid valley]

Bungo let me drive a traxus forklift in marton

[silent tangle]

Ergo - traxus must die

[atomic current]

Applebees has good burgers

[exotic gate]

Don’t lie to us

[silent tangle]

Alpha lesbian transbian MIDA Rook demands traxus to be eradicated

[frigid valley]

What the fuck is an applebees

[silent tangle]

It's the enemy

[exotic gate]

Good question

[frigid valley]

🍎 🐝

[atomic current]

I get the quesadilla burgers

[crisp merlin]

the unholy union

[silver skiff]

are you like akira but with applebees

[exotic gate]

Applebees is a psyop from MIDA

[silent tangle]

NO

[atomic current]

It’s a quesadilla but also a burger isn’t that neat

[blissful obsidian]

How powerful are the shells and can any of them stand up to adam smasher

[open remnant]

Damn they're really going all out on the power marketing

[silver skiff]

yes

[crisp merlin]

Mida drones are more mindless than UESC drones, I SAID IT

[exotic gate]

Just say you like traxus damn

[kindred orbit]

Did you make the mimic

[silent tangle]

Average sekgen loser

[silver skiff]

huh

[kindred orbit]

Your name is Edwin

[crisp merlin]

we make the bodies you pilot, chief

[silver skiff]

yes what about it

[blissful obsidian]

Im wondering if it was difficult to put the pieces together

[atomic current]

What’s a Traxu is that some sort of Mexican food?

[silent tangle]

you make prisons

you are UESC propaganda

[exotic gate]

Sure

[kindred orbit]

Search my name is Edwin on youtube

[round cape]

We all make our own prisons 😔

[silent tangle]

No

[solar hinge]

do we know if shell skins are mostly just recolors, or are any of them gonna change other parts of their appearance?

[silent tangle]

Traxus is

government

we hate government

[exotic gate]

Traxus suck

[frigid valley]

Okay but they look cool

[exotic gate]

Join death cult

[silent tangle]

true...

[crisp merlin]

NO, we free you from your prisons of flesh! Cast off your skin, wear silken bones and REITERATE

[silver skiff]

ahh

[kindred orbit]

Model changes too

[solar hinge]

sweet

[silent tangle]

From one prison to another...

[frigid valley]

calm down clovis bray

[exotic gate]

Hahaha

[silent tangle]

one where your soul is torn and your mind dissected...

its

a soul killer...

[silver skiff]

this is just some randomn name i made for a rp server for a game call vintage story lol

[silent tangle]

If you will

[atomic current]

The government made me pay taxes I hate them

[crisp merlin]

no idea who that is but sounds like one of the guys of all time

[silent tangle]

Join MIDA

[exotic gate]

@atomic current be cool and join death cult

[silent tangle]

we hate the government

And Applebee's

[round cape]

He was a cool guy

[exotic gate]

Don’t listen to him

[silent tangle]

her

[frigid valley]

he made the exo in destiny

he did some fucked up shit

[blissful obsidian]

Her

[exotic gate]

Thank you for the correction

[silent tangle]

that's MIDA aladingo

[silent tangle]

you're welcome

[atomic current]

I will hear you out please sell me on this death cult thing

[silent tangle]

Arachne gone WOKE !?!?!

[exotic gate]

Death cult…that’s all you need to know

[atomic current]

I’m sold

[silent tangle]

You will have to pay taxes

[atomic current]

I’m not sold

[silent tangle]

don't sell yourself

that's what they want

[crisp merlin]

only one faction worth putting your mind to

[silver skiff]

we give ball pit party's to our victims before they die

[exotic gate]

No

[crisp merlin]

say it with me, Sekiguchi gang, guchi gang, guchi gang

[frigid valley]

Dashcon ballpit

[silent tangle]

they want to strip you of your identity and make you a mindless drone

[exotic gate]

On Wednesdays we talk shit about MIDA

[silent tangle]

wow

[blissful obsidian]

Why join a death cult when you can be a space terrorist free from the control of those corpo gonks

[silent tangle]

you're not invited to the MIDA cookout

[silver skiff]

thats what mida dos to you

[silent tangle]

nuh uh!

[exotic gate]

I seen your cookout, no thank you

[silver skiff]

yes

[silent tangle]

UESC propaganda

we make killer steaks

[exotic gate]

Excuses

[crisp merlin]

Sekiguchi and Arachne best friends now

[silent tangle]

they're bomb

get it?

bomb..

bombs..

[atomic current]

What’s Nucaloric?

[crisp merlin]

Spider + Worm = REITERATE

[exotic gate]

Yeah steaks that KILL

[silent tangle]

They make food paste

[crisp merlin]

pointless

[exotic gate]

Lame

[silent tangle]

they suck too

[silver skiff]

the cult has the best ball pit partys and cookouts were chill its just the after party thats not fun for ya

[crisp merlin]

burger flippers

[blissful obsidian]

Im pretty sure they're just space monsanto

[exotic gate]

They work at Applebees

[silent tangle]

Wait..

what if we all

[silver skiff]

sucks but mida are scammers

[silent tangle]

minus traxus and nucal

join forces and attack UESC

???

[exotic gate]

No

[frigid valley]

we make your food pills

[silent tangle]

wow

so you love traxus and UESC????

[frigid valley]

you will eat your yummy* food pills

[crisp merlin]

digitize your form with SekGen today and you'll never need to eat Applebees or NuCaloric wheat reductions again

[blissful obsidian]

What if we team up and steal the lion from traxus

[cloud ore]

do you know at what time will it start on the 26? And when will we be able to pre dl the game?

[silent tangle]

the lion is traxus

Stupid

[blissful obsidian]

Then we steal traxus

[exotic gate]

Traxus folk like to shower with really cold water then wear shorts in the wintertime

[frigid valley]

you shall never forget the cravings of a NuCal Friend burger

[silver skiff]

sounds like me sadly

[silent tangle]

and MIDA enjoys trash and tire fires

[exotic gate]

Yeah but you’re cool

[silver skiff]

thanks your cool to lol

[silent tangle]

and we have great bonfires

[exotic gate]

Pog

[exotic gate]

I seen your bonfires, no thank you

[silver skiff]

are ball pit party's are better lol

[silent tangle]

again, UESC propaganda

[round cape]

Balls and pits 🥹

[silent tangle]

You guys are probably hiding springtrap in the ball pits

[crisp merlin]

guys we should all make a sweet deal to not shoot me during the server slam

[exotic gate]

We also have taco Tuesday

[silver skiff]

hes back

[silent tangle]

I will hunt you down

[exotic gate]

What’s in it for me?

[tight timber]

Also me

[round cape]

Applebee's?

[crisp merlin]

I'M DOING SOMETHING, JUST LET ME DO IT

[silent tangle]

no.

[frigid valley]

we're all clankers here

[silent tangle]

sekgen will suffer.

[silver skiff]

no violence until the after party's

[blissful obsidian]

That seems like something a deathcult would do

[exotic gate]

@crisp merlin Half your loot and I will agree

[tight timber]

I’m just harmless rook

[silent tangle]

I'm the rook

And I am not harmless

[crisp merlin]

I will rook run you and your team to greatness

[silent tangle]

I will force you to swear your hatred on Applebee's

[exotic gate]

My team is already full of greatness.

[frigid valley]

Meat shield

[exotic gate]

I mean I’ll just kill an take his stuff anyway

[round cape]

Yeah I'm out

[crisp merlin]

yeah but you need a 4th bot to bait

[silent tangle]

If you guys see Applebee's hater or alpha rook in your games this weekend it's me

[exotic gate]

My friends are bots LMAO

[round cape]

😔

[silver skiff]

k

[crisp merlin]

sheeeeet, so real

[exotic gate]

Good so I know who to shoot

[silent tangle]

not if I shoot you first

[exotic gate]

True

[silver skiff]

if ya see heavy duck in yo game im gonna kill you applebees devil

[exotic gate]

I won’t shoot you, who else is gonna enjoy my tacos?

[round cape]

I'm not playing the slam 😔

[exotic gate]

Typical MIDA

[atomic current]

It’s on sight

[exotic gate]

He joined death cult RAHHHH

[silver skiff]

i cant wait to get the Arachne skin in game

[tight timber]

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ DO IT ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

[silver skiff]

noooooooo

[exotic gate]

Bro you can?

[round cape]

I might even wait until season 2 😔

[atomic current]

Was there ever another option

[primal frigate]

L

[silver skiff]

ye i dont think the slam will have but every charchter will have a faction skin you can get

[exotic gate]

Was it taco Tuesday?

[exotic gate]

Big Pog

[silver skiff]

why tho its fun game lol

[frigid valley]

Arachne on sight

[exotic gate]

My brother in Christ, we haven’t played it

[round cape]

It is a fun game I played a year ago 😭 I wanna see new stuff

[crisp merlin]

I've got 30hrs wdym WE

[silver skiff]

me have

[exotic gate]

What part of “death cult” did you not get?

[exotic gate]

Nvm

[tight timber]

Proximity chat is gonna make for some fun interactions

[exotic gate]

I misunderstood your game

[solar vapor]

I'm so ready 🙏 just finished the profiling thing after finally finding the link too

[frigid valley]

or no one's gonna use it 😭

[exotic gate]

Oh yeah, if it’s anything like arc lol

[round cape]

I refuse to proxy. I will just kill you

[exotic gate]

I will

[frigid valley]

if your gonna kill me at least larp smh

[exotic gate]

I’ll prox after I kill just to talk shit

[tight timber]

How can kill if no play slam?

[celest raft]

lmao I love how Outlast Trials did voip

[round cape]

I will play the whole game someday

[celest raft]

where you only hear the other person as you kill them

[crisp merlin]

Listen for the SekGen based propaganda and roboslurs and you'll know you've found me in your matches

[blissful obsidian]

Don't worry i'll just quote johnny silverhand at you

[frigid valley]

ill kill myself

[exotic gate]

I’m gonna laugh like squidward

[celest raft]

sadly for you that too is a Cyberpunk reference

checkmate

[silver skiff]

every rook ill see ill make them go to a room and make them sing for me if they dont they die

[exotic gate]

They gotta sing hit me baby one more time in full

And with feeling

[silver skiff]

yes lol

[blissful obsidian]

"No not like that, stick some iron in your mouth"-johnny silverhand

[crisp merlin]

i hope i rook into your game, you're gonna be singing so sweet for me

[silver skiff]

lol

[exotic gate]

Plot twist I pull up with wastelander

[solid saffron]

I need another’s opinion what pokemon binder collection should i get: White Flare or Prismatic Evolution

[exotic gate]

Marathon

[solid saffron]

i already have it

[crisp merlin]

Sek Gen worm cards

[exotic gate]

Good

White flare it is

[silver skiff]

i havent got to open eiother because scalpers so do both

[tight timber]

Prismatic is crap for pulls and has no IRs in the set

[exotic gate]

White flare sounds badass

Do it

[silver skiff]

peak pfp

[crisp merlin]

get 25th anniversary master set

[solid saffron]

found a dude on eBay selling them for $50 sealed

[exotic gate]

Sheesh

[solid saffron]

appreciate it

[exotic gate]

I respect it also

[solid saffron]

i wanted to get the ascended hero drop but apparently people are stabbing eachother of it

[exotic gate]

360 pfps were goated with extra sauce

[crisp merlin]

whats the cheapest xbox live membership?

gotta get them charms

[exotic gate]

Free if you steal it

[tight timber]

I got very lucky and managed to get some. Pulled the Pikachu SIR from a mini tin

[small gust]

microjet is an ability or a passive?

[silver skiff]

core like 10 bucks i think

[solid saffron]

i miss the 360 times 😔

[silver skiff]

or lower

[exotic gate]

I miss the blades dashboard

[crisp merlin]

ofc, what am i saying

[crisp merlin]

still the best dashboard in gaming

[exotic gate]

Ball knowledge

Chat I might have to cop a marton shirt

[frigid valley]

same brudda same

[crisp merlin]

i miss my cracked 360

[silver skiff]

i miss useing xbox connect and skype to talk to people over xbox

[solid saffron]

good shit my friend has been hunting for it

[silver skiff]

bring the connect back plz

[solid saffron]

i miss the death threats on halo reach and black ops

[autumn vortex]

https://giphy.com/gifs/halo-5-guardians-wbipxAHsNf2Wk

[silver skiff]

i miss happywars

[solid saffron]

back when games encouraged shit talking lmfao

[frigid valley]

people still using kinnect mic XBOX OFF

[crisp merlin]

the inboxed text messages lmao, that was so peak

[celest raft]

that works on Xbox One without a Kinect too tho right??

[crisp merlin]

even with red rings that was xbox peak times

[small gust]

microjet is an ability or a passive?

[silver skiff]

just wrap that shit in a towl

[worthy canyon]

Just saw the Xbox Emerald Clutch Weapon Charm and Emerald Catch Weapon. Seriously, why not a nod to Halo. Gears, Forza, Fable. Why is this not possible, both IP Holders would benefit here.

[celest raft]

lmao I got red ring on my 360 as a kid but I fuckin fixed it

somehow

[solid saffron]

I remember the very shitty audio from the voice messages

[tight timber]

The ETBs seem to be hit/miss but I wanted the Zekrom promo as I’m collecting all the basic IRs

[unborn badger]

oh shit all the contracts are gone

[agile canyon]

yeah wtf where'd they go

[silver skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/red-ring-gif-25169155

[tight timber]

I say we blame MIDA

[stray bramble]

OH!

[silver skiff]

mida did it damn scammers

[blissful obsidian]

Oh hey jotaro pfp, you should join mida, we have dolphins

[stray bramble]

we do have dolphins

[solid saffron]

Dolphins are assholes

dont they literally please themselves with fish

[silver skiff]

i hate how bald they are

[solid saffron]

and pass around pufferfish to get high

[blissful obsidian]

And so are death cultists

[autumn vortex]

haha i would love to, only problem is that i'm more arachne oriented ;D

[silver skiff]

ball pit partys think of the ball pit partys batman

[solid saffron]

Arachne will be targeting other Arachne its not like its a gang war

[autumn vortex]

wdym we're not spinning the block for king von?? you are not coming me for me son

[silver skiff]

make sure if ya see a rook before killing them make them sing

[merry pulsar]

So, I don't quite get it. There's Russian voice acting, but the game isn't available in Russia. Bungee, are you trying to shoot yourself in the foot? By missing out on thousands of players who are tired of Tarkov? And other similar, to put it mildly, amateur titles like Ark and Arena, etc. You'll somehow resolve this issue. The policy will change in a year or two, and the money will disappear, along with the studio's credibility. Так я чёт не понял русский есть озвучка есть а игра его не доступна в рф банджи вы хотите выстрелить себе в ногу? упустив тысячи игроков которые устали от таркова? И другого подобного мягко говоря на любителя по типу арка и арены итд вы уже как нибудь решите этот вопрос политика поменяется через год два, а денежки уплывут и доверие к студии тоже.

[silver skiff]

huh

[reef heart]

why are we copypasting this in multiple channels 🙏

[small gust]

microjets (vandal shell) is an ability or a passive?

[crisp merlin]

pretty sure the government made them rules bro

[solid saffron]

No one wants to deal with all the russian shit going on rn

[green willow]

I don't get what people love about arachne so much

[primal frigate]

So, I don't quite get it. There's Russian voice acting, but the game isn't available in Russia. Bungee, are you trying to shoot yourself in the foot? By missing out on thousands of players who are tired of Tarkov? And other similar, to put it mildly, amateur titles like Ark and Arena, etc. You'll somehow resolve this issue. The policy will change in a year or two, and the money will disappear, along with the studio's credibility. Так я чёт не понял русский есть озвучка есть а игра его не доступна в рф банджи вы хотите выстрелить себе в ногу? упустив тысячи игроков которые устали от таркова? И другого подобного мягко говоря на любителя по типу арка и арены итд вы уже как нибудь решите этот вопрос политика поменяется через год два, а денежки уплывут и доверие к студии тоже.

[reef heart]

new copypasta dropped i guess

[primal frigate]

BUNGIE YOU WILL RUE THE DAY WAAAAAAAAAAH

[frigid valley]

its a cult

[blissful obsidian]

They just wanna skin people instead of blowing up Applebee's

[reef heart]

bungie will feel this one.... 😈

[frigid valley]

new marton lore

[green willow]

real

[primal frigate]

black and red, thats literally the only reason

edgy

[chilly copper]

chat i think people like Arachne

[green willow]

but sekiguchi makes me feel like my cb2077 V

and I like it

[frigid valley]

you know what else is edgy blacn and red

[solid saffron]

Arachne is a perpetual loop while Mida claimed Mars and commits terrorism

[frigid valley]

shadow the hedgehog

[crisp merlin]

Arachne is the leather jacket and fedora of factions

[primal frigate]

real

[blissful obsidian]

Mida makes me feel like im about to nuke arasaka

[green willow]

HEHEHHE

[silver skiff]

i did the faction test and i was closest to arachne then any other faction

[regal wolf]

traxus is based🥱

[chilly copper]

lol

[celest raft]

Mida's slogan should be

"you met me at a very strange time in my life"

[chilly copper]

same

[frigid valley]

Funny that marathon gets better factions then destiny :3

[solid saffron]

pretty sure its “explosive ideas”

[blissful obsidian]

Corpo

[tight timber]

M’marathon

[green willow]

mida feels like the hippy's of the factions

[celest raft]

might as well be the same thing fuck

[reef heart]

mida is so peak i love rebel extremist portrayals in media... PLUS their artstyle ooauuuggh

[silver skiff]

there the corpo scammers

[celest raft]

you say this yet they killed like hundreds of thousands at least in the old games lol

of their own people

[regal wolf]

nothing better then corpo pmc

[celest raft]

along with UESC

[frigid valley]

We're a BLAST to be with we all have EXPLOSIVE personalities

[green willow]

;-;

[primal frigate]

MIDA IS FIRE, WE ARE THE FUEL 🫃

[celest raft]

they basically sent anyone suspected of conspirating with UESC to death camps

[rich lake]

what are contracts

[blissful obsidian]

I bet you look up to adam smasher as well

[celest raft]

something like that

[rich lake]

i'm new to the server i almost can't see anything

[regal wolf]

life favors the non frauds

[green willow]

okay austrian painter

[celest raft]

its more like they were Mars secret police

atp

[merry pulsar]

Politics is quite fickle, in a year or two this whole saga will end.

[primal frigate]

10% this 10% that I thought we love talking about profit

[pallid solar]

ironic coming from someone that went for the weeb faction

[blissful obsidian]

Oh hey johnny, you should join mida, we have the holy corpse

[small gust]

true

[celest raft]

we need to call in the damn Cruelty Squad for this game

liquidating needs to occur

[small gust]

wanna switch to arachne and slay some ppl?

[primal frigate]

you will regret crossing me Bungie 😈 ✊

[tight timber]

Come join Sekiguchi, we have

[green willow]

how do I get roles ;-;

[blissful obsidian]

No

[silver skiff]

no johnny join the cult we give fire hugs do amazing ball pity partys and the after partys are fun we make rooks sing for there lifes lol

[primal frigate]

Channels and Roles top left

[celest raft]

the channels and roles button is a good start

[reef heart]

can we get !!JOKING!! derogatory slang to call different factions like people call ai clankers that would be amazing

[celest raft]

:ppp

[small gust]

microjet is an ability or a passive?

[solid saffron]

They’d rather target civilians than go for individual targets

[silver skiff]

i call mida scammer or corpo scammers

[green willow]

im lacking some braincells

[regal wolf]

join traxus youll be rich

[celest raft]

im gonna call UESCs blueberries lol

[small gust]

id:customize

[cold vector]

i call u guys a death cult

[green willow]

guys go I become arachne or seki

[small gust]

and we like this name

[frigid valley]

its a clanker eat clanker world out here

[celest raft]

tbf before you used to have to have a channel for it

so

[pliant canopy]

guys how do i get codes to use in the Tau Ceti Card maker website?

[silver skiff]

think of the ball pit partys batman

[solid saffron]

isnt sek the richest because they made the shells

[celest raft]

no

Traxus is the richest

by far

[cold vector]

ur fellow runner seem to disagree sometimes

[silver skiff]

no laws against Pokémon in the cult lol

[celest raft]

Traxus is easily the corp with the most influence and power

[green willow]

i wanna join the deathcult 🥹

[rich lake]

I've tried the online quizz I was assigned SekGen

[frigid valley]

Theres no laws against the pokemon batman

[green willow]

YEAHH\

[blissful obsidian]

Traxus must fall

[rich lake]

But since I don't know anything about the factions I don't know if it fits

[regal wolf]

traxus is quite rich and quite I mean like there a stable footing in the world

[rich lake]

🤔

[regal wolf]

nopoe

[small gust]

Joker NOOO

[celest raft]

the thing is that 3 companies work together for runners to exist

[solid saffron]

I would assume Sek would be the most influential due to them developing the worms and shells

[celest raft]

Sek makes the shell bodies

CyAc has the software for them

[green willow]

is there anyone who likes CyAc

[celest raft]

Traxus constructs them

or something

[silver skiff]

[celest raft]

its relatively basic I agree

but its from the old games

[blissful obsidian]

Mida are space rebels and the rest are corpo gonks except for arachne

[celest raft]

Arachne is just a death cult

[regal wolf]

boomers

[solid saffron]

Mida are terrorist’s

[celest raft]

I wonder if Arachne could have anything to do with Tycho

[green willow]

so w mida?

[reef heart]

i feel like a lotta people agree that the ai design is unique and fitting but somehow unappealing and stereotypical at the same time

[primal frigate]

Then the Rebellion in Star Wars are terrorists too

[silver skiff]

no there scammers and scum

[solid saffron]

yeah they bombed people of the empire so yeah

[kindred orbit]

Ppl have been saying this

[primal frigate]

damn awesome

[green willow]

good thing I joined the deathcult 🙂

[celest raft]

I could see it

I dont know much about the games relatively

[solid saffron]

Its like one of the big things that like the rebels are also as corrupt as the empire

[celest raft]

but it makes sense

[regal wolf]

so glad im off for server slam

[primal frigate]

almost like a Rebellion needs the radicals aswell

[celest raft]

the damn promo for the faction mentions the "thermodynamics of combat"

so

[regal wolf]

d🤤

[celest raft]

thats a start

[silver skiff]

its like how ricks group in the walking dead is barley a good faction and rick is more of a villain then a hero

[kindred orbit]

If durandals goal is to escape entropy then a faction to increase it seems antagonistic to that goal

[primal frigate]

you dont fight opression with strongly worded letters

[frigid valley]

ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD

etc etc

[silver skiff]

lore of the old games go crazy

[blissful obsidian]

Well depends on what you send with the letter

[regal wolf]

roy mustang would be disappointed

[primal frigate]

thats very true

[kindred orbit]

What if the strong words are accompanied by anthrax

[celest raft]

happy Mafty noises

[regal wolf]

key rooms better be good

[silver skiff]

bad day for rain

[celest raft]

at least you probably won't be able to noclip into them

unlike some games

(I still love you Arc its okay)

[blissful obsidian]

He actively participated in the genocide in ishval, I don't really care about his opinion

[solid saffron]

nah imma grab a plate and walk into the door itll phase me right thru trust

[regal wolf]

🦅

[small gust]

chill, u still have like 80+ biugs there and some are straight up game breking

[regal wolf]

bro didnt mean it

[celest raft]

so much bait so little time

[solid saffron]

fuck u mean didnt mean it

[somber steeple]

good morning marathon

[hollow field]

Still waiting for preload

[blissful obsidian]

Then neither did anakin :3

[celest raft]

itll be like the night before I bet

if at all

[silver skiff]

They weren't my "friends". Henchmen are like money and women: possessions. And killing them is like stealing from me. And NOBODY steals from me!

[celest raft]

the game is like 35gb tho

[small gust]

what u mean bait

[celest raft]

so

[heady wadi]

Will there be a looking for group section on discord?

[somber steeple]

im currently scratching my neck like a fent addict over the server slam

am i ok

[regal wolf]

shiii Id forgiven the chosen one if he lived

[hollow field]

Sounds good

[rich lake]

I like space rebels, especially coming from a gyro zeppeli profile pic

[eternal raptor]

2 days away feels more far than 3 days away i wish we could go back to 3 days away

[celest raft]

my GF got me SBR vol 1, the hardcover, along with a shitloadd of candy for valentine's day

[silver skiff]

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost."

[rich lake]

your gf is the GOAT

keep her at all costs

[somber steeple]

ZOO WEE MAMMA SHE A KEEPER

[blissful obsidian]

Lets gooooo johnny, well take down funny valentine (the uesc) together

[crisp merlin]

2 days, 7 hours, 52 minutes

[regal wolf]

“I'll do everything humanly possible to protect the people I love, And in turn, they'll protect the ones they love."

[somber steeple]

incredibly based gift, w gf

[celest raft]

she put me on to Hiatus x Hiatus so I made her watch Jojo

I swore she'd be ready for SBR

and here we are

(her favorite part is DiU)

[somber steeple]

LMFAO IS THAT HOW WE CALLIN HunterXHunter 😭

[rich lake]

I'm with you

[somber steeple]

i love that

[regal wolf]

bro dont do this slandar of my goat

[blissful obsidian]

The mida color is also the shade of blue johnny wears in the manga

[celest raft]

its sad bc we're on possibly the best arc yet

at least one of

[primal frigate]

I wanna try reading H x H but not if its not updating

[solid saffron]

Read BLAME!

[celest raft]

the 1999 anime is fucking peak honestly

I prefer it to the 2011 one for sure

[primal frigate]

i watched the anime until chimera ant arc finished and then dropped it

[celest raft]

especially the Yorknew arc

[somber steeple]

READ HAJIME NO IPPO GRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[celest raft]

the op is so good

[regal wolf]

rvb

[celest raft]

read Kaiji

Squid Games bit Kaiji so hard

[primal frigate]

Hajime no Ippo is so peak, the anime too

[somber steeple]

id get addicted to gamba from that im good

[blissful obsidian]

Watch kengan ashura

[primal frigate]

I read it

[celest raft]

one of the best mcs in a manga for me

by far

[primal frigate]

the animation looks ass

manga is better imo

[somber steeple]

may i reccomend the goat of non-fantasy anime characters in GTO

[blissful obsidian]

It was fire after I got used to it

[primal frigate]

but Kengan Omega is straight garbo

[celest raft]

isnt the author for that a massive fuckin creep

wait no

no no

[somber steeple]

GTO heals everyone

[celest raft]

I confused it with something else

[rich lake]

yeah it almost insta sold me

[weak arch]

You confused it with Rorouni kenshin

[rich lake]

but i'm on board now

[somber steeple]

'hey we killed the aurafarmer anyways heres an unrelated aftermath continuation teehee'

[celest raft]

watch Baki

[blissful obsidian]

As soon as they abandoned ryoga I stopped reading it

[somber steeple]

like cuhhhhh

[celest raft]

somehow you got it perfectly

[somber steeple]

BAKI-DOU IN 2 DAYS

[silver skiff]

If there's a wall in our way then we smash it down! If there isn't a path, then we carve one ourselves!

[rich lake]

fuck corpo gonks

[blissful obsidian]

Lets gooooo

[celest raft]

Baki might be the only series more bizarre than Jojo in some ways

it really might be

[somber steeple]

it IS

way more bizarre

only fire punch has a candle to it

[celest raft]

🗣️INVISIBLE FOOD‼️

[somber steeple]

but fujimoto as a whole bodies baki's crack

[vague hound]

2 MORE DAYS CHAT !!

[primal frigate]

I liked it until the Purgatory matches finished

after that it was boring and random

[blissful obsidian]

Fire punch is peak but the whole series is pain

[somber steeple]

ong

[primal frigate]

suddenly one of the Worm cowards is op

[somber steeple]

true

[vague hound]

Why dont you purga my tory

[rich lake]

Yeaaaaaah

[primal frigate]

like what

[celest raft]

the only thing I really know about Baki is the prisoner arc

[silver skiff]

ate his gold fish because ground was to cold to bury it

[white vapor]

ANYONE KNOWS WHAT TIME IT COMES OUT on the 26th?

[celest raft]

which is peak asf

[somber steeple]

like-

[celest raft]

Spec and Dorian are just so fun to watch

[vague hound]

Muffin time

[olive matrix]

marton

[reef heart]

10am pt i believe

[somber steeple]

id watch fuckin csm but knowing its made my fujimoto scares me

[celest raft]

he can levitate ya know

[vague hound]

Tf is csm

[celest raft]

Chainsaw Man

[somber steeple]

my friends took me to watch the reze arc movie and i exited the movie theater with psychic dmg

[silver skiff]

he also said in his art class if he failed at his work hed come back and kill everyone lol

[blissful obsidian]

Im pretty sure its tamer than firepunch

[celest raft]

oh yeah

GF is having me watch Yu Yu Hakusho now too

[somber steeple]

its still tatsuki fuckin fujimoto aint nun tame bout that mf 😭

[celest raft]

now that we finished HxH and Jojo

Jojo for now at least

[vague hound]

[celest raft]

before Jojo fridays are a thing again

🗿

[somber steeple]

u struck gold

[olive matrix]

Just realised the server slam is on friday (australian time)

[somber steeple]

thats fire on fire

[blissful obsidian]

I'd actually sooner reread berserk than firepunch

[celest raft]

its pretty good so far

[primal frigate]

old school

[celest raft]

I like it

[primal frigate]

I recommend Gintama

[somber steeple]

ough.

[primal frigate]

tho havent finished it

[celest raft]

its not nearly as good as HxH yet for me

but the characters are great

[somber steeple]

you never gon catch me rewatchin no neon genesis or berserk

i did it ONCE

read thru it all

im GOOD

like

[celest raft]

I havent finished EVA somehow

[somber steeple]

GOOD GOOD

[celest raft]

im so close too

idk why I havent

[blissful obsidian]

I got into jojos around the part 6 during the first batch release

[somber steeple]

also uhh apparently the new NEON GENESIS is being directed by YOKO TARO

OF NIER FAME

[celest raft]

did you skip parts

[somber steeple]

IM SO EXCITED

[silver skiff]

the creator of made in abyss is a creeep

[blissful obsidian]

Hell no

[celest raft]

delightful

[somber steeple]

fork found in kitchen

my dad almost put my sister on Made in Abyss cus it looked child friendly

[celest raft]

ngl part 6 was fantastic

[somber steeple]

im so happy i was in the room

[celest raft]

even though it had worse animation in a lot of ways

[reef heart]

whats the uhh.. green avatar decoration all the marathoners are using

[celest raft]

the planet waves fight was so peak

the fuckin toenail bruh 😭

[silver skiff]

peak anime but horrible creator

[blissful obsidian]

It was so peak and jolyne is my 3rd favorite jojo

[celest raft]

I like Johnny and Jodio most

[silver skiff]

best anime ever is Gurren Lagann

[celest raft]

Josuke is probably third

part 4 Josuke

[normal sierra]

So what shell are yall playing on launch?

[celest raft]

just

who the HELL

[blissful obsidian]

My top three is josuke, josuke, and jolyne

[silver skiff]

If there's a wall in our way then we smash it down! If there isn't a path, then we carve one ourselves!

[celest raft]

do you think I am 🗣️⁉️

[atomic current]

Can you have custom usernames and if so will I get banned if I make one?

[celest raft]

wdym

[celest raft]

KAMINAAAAAAAAAA

[atomic current]

Like have them reported and removed

[celest raft]

but

what do you mean custom usernames

you can choose a username I imagine

unless youre on console

[somber steeple]

yea

[celest raft]

then itd just be your gamertag

[somber steeple]

also one i wouldnt rewatch

[celest raft]

idk then

[atomic current]

yes that’s what I mean

[silver skiff]

true

i love i want to eat your pancreas but ill never rewatch it after that depression of a movie

[somber steeple]

im just excited for yoko taro to hop on EVA

[somber steeple]

yeah some films and series are a one time punch

then ur genuinely good

[silver skiff]

yep angel beats was peak

[celest raft]

Angel Beats holy shit

thats a name I havent heard in so long

[blissful obsidian]

It was amazing and made me cry

[magic rose]

great opportunity this week for marathon, arc raiders update seems to be a nothing burger

[celest raft]

Ive been trying to watch through Gundam UC

Zeta is peak so far

[silver skiff]

zenshus other i love but cant put my self through again peek anime

[celest raft]

08th MS Team too

[atomic current]

Charlotte was better

[celest raft]

you very well may be right

there's a new high value poi on Dam

along with the map condition

but thats about it

[silver skiff]

never got around to watching it sadly i read manga and manhwa more then i watch anime

[atomic current]

You got to watch it. It’s the same author and it’s so peak

[blissful obsidian]

Speaking of manhwa, lookism is peak and I like yakuza so much because it feels like lookism

[somber steeple]

btw i have a question

what do we think of the opinion of players sayin 'oh this game looks like the textures havent loaded/default textures'

im genuinely curious cus i 100% know its ragebait

but yet...

[silver skiff]

Lloyd is water water is Lloyd

[atomic current]

Game has a cool art design besides the characters

[celest raft]

I like all of the character ddesigns except Recon and Destroyer

[silver skiff]

characters are peak

[celest raft]

Destroyer less so

idk something about the proportions is a little off to me

[somber steeple]

imho they went for the 'almost a titan spartan' and it never solidified into its own thing

[somber steeple]

yeah i agree

[silver skiff]

i mean they are basiclly 3d printed human bodys so ya

[somber steeple]

i fw 4/6 of the designs

[celest raft]

I just don't like Recon's helmet too

it looks like a vr headset

[somber steeple]

now that i do love tho

[silver skiff]

[somber steeple]

but i do think ill grow to like the chars

[somber steeple]

im the puddle bro im cooked

[atomic current]

Nothing can be worse then concord character designs at least

[unborn badger]

pretty natural evolution from merging tact gear and sleek minimalism tbh

love recon

not to mention how the helm opens

[frank crest]

rahhhhhh highguard

[silver skiff]

i love the 80s feeling the characters give off

[somber steeple]

yeahh

[primal frigate]

yeah its sick

[somber steeple]

i do wonder if we will throw hands with the phfor again

they prolly left sum behind they tryna pick up

[primal frigate]

probably eventually

[somber steeple]

i know we got s'pht on board fo sho

[primal frigate]

s3-4

[somber steeple]

thanks to durandal bitchass

[queen echo]

For the Steam beta, will it be necessary to download a new package or will it be enough to update the old playtest?

[silver skiff]

all right peeps im heading off my computer and proboly going to bed goodnight

[somber steeple]

i think it'll be a separate install

[somber steeple]

gn! sleep well mr runner skinner

IS THAT LEELA

[blissful obsidian]

Y'all should join mida we have cody rhodes and r truth

[knotty imp]

will there be a pre-load for the server slam?

[somber steeple]

I JUST MENTIONED DURANDAL

HOW

them ai's on sum bro

[silver skiff]

noooo

good bye you mida scam

[blissful obsidian]

I know nothing of duran duran doll

[somber steeple]

invisble

[clever zinc]

Fingers crossed this goes smoother than the beta test last year! Wasn’t able to get in or a code last year - womp womp

[somber steeple]

god is dead we are guilty

[somber steeple]

beta test last year?

you mean the technical test?

[queen echo]

Alpha test was last year..

[clever zinc]

Ahhhhh yep, didn’t use the right terminology

[primal frigate]

I mean the game has changed since 9 months ago

[spring palm]

everyone will be able to play this time around

[final meadow]

I was just thinking, if 3's are a thing, with different shells, I feel like you have to have a triage, or its auto lose

but idk

[clever zinc]

Nice, thinking about taking off on Friday to play all day 😆

[primal frigate]

depends how you play

[clever zinc]

But think I’ll just stick to a gaming weekend

[primal frigate]

you could say the same about recon

or destroyer

or assassin

or thief

[knotty imp]

still dont know why did i end up in arachne, i aint even a violent person, did i got scam?

[primal frigate]

or vandal

vandal and assassin seem like the better solo play shells but they still have some teamplay utility so

[spring palm]

arachne are only violent when provoked or when we fight for our own causes among men

[primal frigate]

huh?

[blissful obsidian]

Y'all are literally a death cult focused on killing people for survival of the fittest

[primal frigate]

youre a death cult bruh

[knotty imp]

it is what it is i guess, aint going back

[blissful obsidian]

You could always defect to mida and help us mail a bomb to traxus headquarters

[somber steeple]

ay fair nuff, yeah

[knotty imp]

nah no switch ups

[somber steeple]

most people come in here asking for beta codes in big 2026 so i gotta correct in case

[knotty imp]

https://tenor.com/view/arachne-marathon-skinthemall-yo1738-gif-6426279616308117012

[gilded olive]

Kaczynski ahh revolutionary faction

[somber steeple]

or join nucaloric and help prevent another collapse, help humanity

[blissful obsidian]

Thats kinda the point

Also sekiguchi is next :3

[neat pelican]

how can i get my dac thing? i cant save it for some reason

[gilded olive]

What are you gonna do? Send malnourished children against artificial bodies made for war?

[gilded olive]

Go to #leaderboard and click on DAC

[knotty imp]

he cooked yo shit

[blissful obsidian]

No we are going to use a big ass bomb

[main scarab]

When more of the lore drops im betting on mida somehow being the only somewhat sane faction

[neat pelican]

im DAC 1 is that aura or means nothing? also i cant save the image to upload into the persoanlity test

[gilded olive]

Ah yes, the military equipment you totally did not haul in the Marathon and lost forever

[gilded olive]

It's the lowest level, you advance your dac by doing contracts (bungie's arg)

[gilded olive]

No idea why it doesn't let you save the image tho

[neat pelican]

okay cool thanks for the help Ludwing

[gilded olive]

No problem TallTanned&Tasty

[sturdy vector]

marton

2

[somber steeple]

marton

infite

[sturdy vector]

no, 1 sleep away

marton is 1 sleep away

[main scarab]

And nucaloric partaking in some soylent green esque activities

[blissful obsidian]

Soylent green is people!!

[somber steeple]

[somber steeple]

mida being sane gotta be some copium 😭

[high seal]

Someone give me a kiss

Now

[somber steeple]

probably traxus or cyac will be the sanest factions

im deadass

[wintry bough]

[gilded olive]

I mean, it has to be nucal

[wintry bough]

2 days...

[somber steeple]

i wanna believe in the nucal hopecore narrative

but damn does gaius sound sketchy asf

[high seal]

[primal frigate]

you not sleeping today or tomorrow? 😭

[somber steeple]

[gilded olive]

Too excited for marton

[tall crown]

[somber steeple]

scratching my neck like an addict every time Code Race (Extended) shows up on the playlist

MARTON PLEASE

[regal cradle]

how is it going today?

[somber steeple]

life good

class

[tall crown]

- Essentially. Everywhere.

[somber steeple]

taliyah jungle

life good.

but life not best

life best when

marton

until marton

life only good.

[main scarab]

They’re definitely not sane sane but sane in the sense they’re against evil megacorps who secretly commit atrocities while everyone else is just ok with it

[blissful obsidian]

How is a mega corporation sane

[somber steeple]

oh like today?

[somber steeple]

sanest =/ sane

[gilded olive]

Do not google what Strauss' plan was

[somber steeple]

YEAH NAH STRAUSS WAS WILDIN 😭

[wintry bough]

Well I know which life route you chose first....

[somber steeple]

i got arachne on my DAC

im so fucking scared.

[exotic gate]

Guys I got sent to time out for saying a bad word

My bad gang

[somber steeple]

happens

[wintry bough]

Yeah I did too. Even repped it for a bit. But they a bit too crazy for me

[eager ermine]

And yet you still call yourself a nucal

You deny yourself

[exotic gate]

I blame MIDA because I’m a sweet and innocent angel

[somber steeple]

I REFUSE TO SKIN PEOPLE ALIVE I WANT HUMANITY TO PROSPER AND LIVE INFINITELY :(

[exotic gate]

Just say you don’t like fun

[worldly shard]

Gonna be looking for some Aussies to run some games with after work on Friday, feel free to shoot me a DM

[chilly karma]

Hi, just a humble runner here.
Are they bringing Marathon to Nvidia GeForce now by any chance? (Cloud gaming service)

[somber steeple]

THE CORPOS STARVED MARS CUS THEY WERE BUILDING THE MARATHON

NEVER AGAIN

[exotic gate]

I need to know also for one of the homies

[eager ermine]

Do you truly believe humanity can prosper with the likes of traxus and cyberacme running around?

[somber steeple]

IF I MUST SKIN SOMEONE ITS THOSE CORPOS

[eager ermine]

Skin them all, allow humanity to evolve

[somber steeple]

SO HELP ME

[gilded olive]

Yeah, leave it to the death cult to police people's morals and ethics

[somber steeple]

HELP ME SKIN THE CORPOS IN THE NAME OF NUCALORIC AND CHARTER

[exotic gate]

Join death cult, we have tacos that are not gluten free

[somber steeple]

i got good ass food y'all got skin and shell cannibals im good

[blissful obsidian]

Thats why mida is here

[exotic gate]

MIDA sucks

Death cult

[somber steeple]

if i catch an orange or a green shell its on sight bro

[knotty imp]

i aint eating no worm tf

[blissful obsidian]

Well arachne swallows

[somber steeple]

who is eating the worms bro what

nah they eatin da skin

or sum bro

[exotic gate]

Swallows human flesh you’re right

[somber steeple]

idk they can just ask for borg

we give borg

in exchange for traxus and cyac pelts

[eager ermine]

Yall have never had some of them charter carnitas clearly

[somber steeple]

'carnitas' y estan más secas que un ladrillo

dont you dare cite the ancient texts to me.

[exotic gate]

Traxus folk like to wear trucker hats but drive a Prius