🗣marathon-general-chat

[open minnow]

HiddenXperia revival will feed families tho

[gleaming bough]

Those that nose

[indigo summit]

Incineroar is my least favorite pokemon probably

[ancient storm]

nah tycho is better

durandal jus sum spoiled kid

[chrome fog]

welp eepy time

[sinful scroll]

Marathon on GFN? No idea.
BUT VRCHAT IS APPARENTLY A THING?

[devout cedar]

What is with all these fake ass Pokemon names

[weak arch]

Didnt expect somethin Else from arachne

[chrome fog]

good night my lovely brain rotted gen chat

[indigo summit]

It used to be Barbaracle but then it got a mega that lowk hard AF so we chill now

[pallid lynx]

incineroar is awesome. levelling up my cute kitty and now he's just a guy, I love that choice. He's awesome

barbaracle was always hard

[ancient storm]

ur skinned lil bro

[latent yarrow]

you are so goated twinamonroll

[indigo summit]

Yeah but sakurai said he chose him for smash over Decidueye so I hate him

[latent yarrow]

goodnight

[chrome fog]

mood night from hit bed bye now

[pallid lynx]

he's literally a awesome wrestler, the gig is perfect for him

[weak arch]

Im gonna find you ingame an share a burger with you

🫃

[ancient storm]

Corp glazers finna get slammed in the server slam

[indigo summit]

As an avid Decidueye lover I hate Incineroar

[patent raptor]

my favorite is rockruff :))

[fading condor]

is there any word abt this launching on gamepass? As well as geforce now? Ik a lot of bungie games are

[indigo summit]

Primarina is cool though

[ancient storm]

wait rly🥺

[torpid fractal]

My fav pokemon is Scolipede, Zoroark is a close second

[weak arch]

Ugly Ass rat looking Pokémon

[pallid lynx]

decidueye is my fav of that trio (tough choice) but like incineroar fits a lot better for smash

[lilac lodge]

Imagine trying to get your friend into marathon and “Datto” is the #1 result on YouTube💔

[gleaming bough]

They should honestly remake Pokémon Omega ruby and Alpha Sapphire...

[devout cedar]

Not real 😭

[pallid lynx]

love rockruff i have a little plushie of he

[idle shell]

👁️ 👄 👁️

[sinful scroll]

i cant tell if thats a bad thing or not

[torpid fractal]

WDYM

[open minnow]

Would've already been announced if so

[pallid lynx]

do you have a lycanroc preference mia

[patent raptor]

FOR REAL

[lilac lodge]

Would be catastrophic for aura purposes

[patent raptor]

uhhh i don’t remember

[indigo summit]

I mean I'm ngl I've played like 2 pokemon games my entire criteria on whether I like them is if they look cool

[gleaming bough]

Real

[sinful scroll]

hes just a guy; a little guy if you think about it

[lilac lodge]

Ez way to turn marathon Reddit like arc raiders 💔

[ancient storm]

just a little guy with a little sworf

[indigo summit]

There's few pokemon designs I genuinely hate, most of them have something neat about them

[pallid lynx]

that's the purest way of doing that

[devout cedar]

If they weren't in that rap song in the 90s it ain't real bro make it stop

[torpid fractal]

Urgh, you're one of those

[lyric quiver]

List the ones you hate

[pallid lynx]

the worst kind of pokemon fan to be is someone who is only there to buy and resell cards

[patent raptor]

i think midnight lycanrock is my favorite evolution

[sinful scroll]

in all honesty, im betting easy money most Destiny content creators are going to at least try to see if they can fit into a Marathon mold

[pallid lynx]

be nice he's probably like 40

[devout cedar]

Geriatric millennial

[patent raptor]

WAIT

I LIED

[indigo summit]

I respect ppl who's favorite pokemon are the ones they caught on their playthroughs I do not respect the people who's favorite is based purely on stats

[sinful scroll]

either making new channels or just adding in Marathon content to their existing ones

[patent raptor]

HIS REGULAR EVOLUTION IS WAY COOLER

[gleaming bough]

They deserve the dark spot in hell

[pallid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/lycanroc-pokemon-anime-belly-rubs-chubby-gif-7525472832169541743

[lilac lodge]

I hope they hate it and go back to trying to revive destiny over and over. We need fresh blood not the trash ass content destiny YouTubers make most the time

[indigo summit]

I definitely think the PvP ones will, like Frostbolt and stuff

[gleaming bough]

I like sunset evo

[indigo summit]

Ppl who only do raids probably wont

I know sweatcicle definitely won't because he's miserable

[pallid lynx]

orange baby

[lilac lodge]

Part of why I stopped playing destiny was the content surrounding it was so cringe and insufferable. I pray they leave marathon alone

[sinful scroll]

id love to see new blood in the space but at the same time, I'm more than ok with seein familar faces try to experiement with Marathon

[indigo summit]

Sweatcicle is so sad it loops back around to being funny (this is how I feel about most marathon haters online)

[ancient storm]

john marston will be fine

[lilac lodge]

You say that until the cringetubers show up 😭

[sinful scroll]

They got bills to pay and families to feed just like most of us do (I have nothing)

[ancient storm]

marathron

marorjsh

mmthdh

[indigo summit]

I low-key love seeing a marathon hate post because I love reading the comments and seeing the same 3 images posted over and over and laughing at their idiocy

[clever root]

Oh it's Marath-ON 😠 😕

[weak arch]

[pallid lynx]

mmmmfphh! whimpers

[digital light]

That is beautiful... 🙂‍↕️

[indigo summit]

It sure is

[lilac lodge]

Why can’t they just starve like Seki members

[normal marlin]

Can I ask questions about https://tauceti.world/explorer here?

[indigo summit]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[pallid lynx]

you can do whatever you want forever

[weak arch]

Yes

[pallid lynx]

this one is.. gross i think

[ancient storm]

explodes

[digital light]

Typical Korean standards be like

[clever root]

what even is that? 😕

[digital light]

Oh your waist isn't the size of your wrist?

[lilac lodge]

Also they could feed their families just fine they just need to drop “destiny is dying” videos every 2 weeks until their kids get to college

[pallid lynx]

sobbing blob

[proven kernel]

You can

[indigo summit]

ᕦ⁠༼⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕤ

[gleaming bough]

That cop in Cyberpunk edgerunners that get shot up

[pallid lynx]

you have. weird little freaks inside your phone

my phone just has basic ones

[indigo summit]

I love the edits where he gets mag dumped like 3 times

[north echo]

What is this abomination

[pallid lynx]

i can't get over this ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ it looks like it has teeth

[proven kernel]

puts wrist next to her waist

Hmmmm.... don't think so.

[gleaming bough]

Hmmm

[indigo summit]

It's sick, most of them are pretty normal or cute but there's a couple little weirdos

[gleaming bough]

I love it

[pallid lynx]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[indigo summit]

Ƹ̵̡⁠Ӝ̵̨̄⁠Ʒ butterfly

[pallid lynx]

i'm keeping this one okay

[digital light]

Hmmm...I think you might need to go on a diet sweetie...this isn't okay

[gleaming bough]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[pallid lynx]

aww

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[north echo]

ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

[weak arch]

Durandal when I killed all bobs on Ship

[pallid lynx]

oh hello little friends

[digital light]

LACKEY

[proven kernel]

😭

[digital light]

HAIII

[gleaming bough]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[north echo]

Hello

[pallid lynx]

i want to learn to do text art

shift jis type shit

[indigo summit]

♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪

[pallid lynx]

it appeals to me on some deep level

[clever root]

just look it up 😕

[indigo summit]

That cactus from FF

[molten flax]

Did u just get called fat?

[viral cosmos]

/DAC

[north echo]

One missing line and it was all over

[molten flax]

brazy wont lite

[proven kernel]

😭 I think so

[pallid lynx]

not like. these things ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽
but like full drawings

[viral cosmos]

WHAT IS MY DAC

[gleaming bough]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽🔜

[weak arch]

Cactuar dancing

[digital light]

Honestly sometimes I need that kind of diet to be honest with you... #bigback </3

[molten flax]

u should slime her out twin

[clever root]

You can use a converter 😕

[digital light]

WHAT NAUR

[indigo summit]

There's this guy I follow on TikTok that just makes ASCII art, skulls usually

[digital light]

I thought we were rp

[indigo summit]

It's pretty sick

[digital light]

Cuz of what I said

I'm sobbing

[molten flax]

ee rp

[pallid lynx]

i follow him too lol i'm fairly certain

[molten flax]

ew

[digital light]

MISH NOOOO 😭 💔

[north echo]

ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

[gleaming bough]

Dear diary ✍️, today I decided to be insufferable by roleplaying an idiot in #sekgen-restricted-comms

[lyric quiver]

Just type "/tellmemydarnolddac" in any channel

[proven kernel]

its ok. I forgive you 🫂

[indigo summit]

Like half my TT follows are just artists

[pallid lynx]

i'm talking about i kind of art i like and want to learn how to do and you have twice told me ways to avoid learning something fun

[pallid lynx]

mine is art and animals

[molten flax]

I wouldn’t.

[indigo summit]

I don't really follow many ppl who I follow on other stuff that's what twitter is for really

[digital light]

One thing I'll never do is insult somebody when it comes to their weight...

[ancient storm]

arachne behavior

[pallid lynx]

my twitter is also just art and animals

[molten flax]

ew twitter

[digital light]

In all seriousness

[indigo summit]

Most of the artists I follow just make comics of a fandom I'm in

[digital light]

Pfhoon...

[proven kernel]

I knew you were joking

[pallid lynx]

i love my slop trough of pictures and videos

[molten flax]

• goat behaviour

[tidal linden]

That’s good.

[pallid lynx]

my folder of downloaded art from twitter is so big

[weak arch]

I want durandals juice

[sinful scroll]

I just had a thought

[pallid lynx]

yeah

[molten flax]

fair

[clever root]

dunno what you're talking about then 😕 i just use image to ascii converter

[digital light]

Do tell

[sinful scroll]

are content creators/streamers gonna do giveaways durin the server slam?

[indigo summit]

If I say which fandom I might be killed though lowkey

[molten flax]

Yes that is I

[ancient storm]

🔥

[indigo summit]

They're chill now I swear

[molten flax]

u in the mha fandom arent you

[indigo summit]

The dark times have passed

[pallid lynx]

maybe, there's going to be twitch drops i'm fairly certain

[indigo summit]

🤫

[sinful scroll]

well dang

wait can we swear here

[pallid lynx]

have you never wanted to learn something fun for the heck of it

[molten flax]

now im def going to take a roadtrip

[indigo summit]

Yeah

[sinful scroll]

well SHIT

nice

[indigo summit]

ITS A GOOD SHOW

[clever root]

i mean.. there isn't much to learn lol 😕

[open minnow]

Shit yea

[pallid lynx]

*giggles*
-# ...CRAP.
*giggles more*

[indigo summit]

JUST DONT INTERACT WITH THE WEIRDOS

[molten flax]

shit fans

[pallid lynx]

what are you doing

[digital light]

Why is it that you're a meanie panini? 🤨

[north echo]

Hey that’s not nice to fans

[gleaming bough]

What if the marathon count down was actually the end of the world?

[wary root]

Can’t wait to play the game it drops 2 days after my BD🎉🔥

[indigo summit]

I've seen the horrors of the My Hero fandom firsthand

[lyric quiver]

Marton would never do that to me.

[open minnow]

Blessed

[molten flax]

Built alternatively

[tidal linden]

I smiled. Thank you.

[indigo summit]

If anyone remembers an app called Amino you know what I mean

[devout cedar]

Tell her how you feel bro.

[pallid lynx]

they killed amino just recently

permanetly foreverially

[indigo summit]

Thank god

It was horrible 😭

[clever root]

Ameno? 😕 like that song?

[digital light]

Hm...I'm not sure about that

[pallid lynx]

😕

[molten flax]

Fuck does that mean?

[indigo summit]

It means you're built standard sorry

[prime siren]

You guys know how half the time when you search a game in discord gifs it'll just be poorly made gifs of the characters on the cover art making out? Where's that for Marathon??? I am very dissappointed...

[digital light]

That is for me to know, and you to find out 👀

[pallid lynx]

get on it

[clever root]

Built Gates? 😕

[pallid lynx]

From uhhh Window

[molten flax]

I am NOT going to the US

[digital light]

What is your pfp...?

[prime siren]

I don't have the 3d models for the runners, I suck at drawing, and I sure as shit am not using AI.

[spare shoal]

will there be PvE mode only? otherwise it will flop

[indigo summit]

Vandal and Blackbird please ☝️ 🤓

[clever root]

it's a stick of glue 😕

[digital light]

Oh...

Uhm

[open minnow]

Lmfao

[digital light]

I will not share what I thought it was originally

[indigo summit]

💔🥀

[lyric quiver]

Dead game...

[indigo summit]

DOA...

[digital light]

Honestly, I don't recommend it, you'll just become a big back because they're just trying to make us fat over here

[prime siren]

Hold on.. We don't actually have proper cover art, do we? Or am I stupid?

[weak arch]

You Fell for ragebait bro. Not a Single Chance Arachne Type guy writing that stuff

[pallid lynx]

learn how fueled by the desire to see glitch and thief boink

[pallid lynx]

kinda?

[indigo summit]

I already am, I'm not gonna go there still though due to... Everything

[prime siren]

nuh uh, thief and recon for me

[clever root]

Where the Fnatic gang at? 😕

[molten flax]

I have fast metabolism and workout I’d thrive

especially in Texas

[lyric quiver]

Was just wondering about that earlier today. Might be that collage with thief above the title and the compiler below

[indigo summit]

That one image of Thief is basically the cover art I feel like

[digital light]

You should come to the US to kidnap me and bring me to where you're at

[pallid lynx]

how hard would it be to kiss recon with what's going on with her upper face

[digital light]

I'd wholeheartedly be so happy

[harsh bronze]

how do we download the server slam game?

[indigo summit]

Sounds complicated

[molten flax]

Middle of bumfuck nowhere?

[indigo summit]

We are chilling down here though

[digital light]

Yeah cuz everything's bigger in Texas 😼

[harsh bronze]

I don't see a separate listing on Steam

[molten flax]

well…

[pallid lynx]

the cover art is like these 3 pictures, a compiler, thief, and destroyer blocking bullets, then the title on the side

[clever root]

You need to listen to Space Jam 😕

[prime siren]

Just ask her to open up

-# tehe

[molten flax]

i dunno abt that

[digital light]

I'd rather be there than this shit show

[indigo summit]

Compared to everywhere else we definitely are

[molten flax]

5’4 into 5’6

[pallid lynx]

true.. she's still got some blocky dealies going on under there though, i guess you can work with that easier though

[digital light]

I'm the kinda person who'd be content living in a small town

[indigo summit]

Everything is bluer in Texas

Which is insane

[digital light]

NAUR WAY

Still 2 inches shorter than me btw

=P

[molten flax]

fuck you

[prime siren]

I mean, how do people with glasses kiss? same principle

[indigo summit]

How bad do you gotta mess up to turn Texas blue??? 😭

[digital light]

Hehehehehehe

You're so sweet

[molten flax]

I hate you.

[pallid lynx]

texas is still Very bad even if it's turning blueish

[digital light]

Love you toooooooo

[pallid lynx]

they got buccee beaver and bbq though. and whataburger

[open minnow]

laughs in Kansas

[harsh bronze]

anyone know how to preload the server slam game for the 26th?

[digital light]

(In all seriousness I love your height Pfhoon)

[north echo]

[pallid lynx]

i know not one single thing about kansas

[north echo]

They will release a launcher, no preload

[gleaming bough]

eating coughdrops

[indigo summit]

They bonk together and both back up and blush and apologize at the same time, talking over each other and then they both trail off and start breathing heavy before leaning in and making out sensually

[open minnow]

Oh it's lit

[digital light]

Oooooo

What flavor

[indigo summit]

Obviously

[harsh bronze]

on where?

[pallid lynx]

idk if there will be the option to preload, they haven't said anything about it

[gleaming bough]

Weed

[molten flax]

I’m gonna learn gymnastics now to become Dick

[tidal linden]

I’m doing that. I have the flu, unfortunately.

[digital light]

Oh...

[digital light]

What 😭

I just laughed so hard

I'm gonna get in trouble

[gleaming bough]

Suffer with me

[digital light]

You're mean Pfhoon

[molten flax]

Good

[mortal sequoia]

Man horses really ran their ass off in lord of the rings

[prime siren]

Them only giving destroyer and assassin a cinematic is criminal. WHERES MY RECON BEING GOATED CINEMATIC HUHHHH

[tidal linden]

I shall.

[molten flax]

Im tryna get you fires

[tidal linden]

Do you, too, have the flu? Or something else?

[digital light]

How could you...

[indigo summit]

You're gonna become an orphan?

[digital light]

I feed you and this is how you repay me

[indigo summit]

Truth nuke, I hope they drop another one before launch

[jovial heart]

Then they can be batman!

[north echo]

Through steam probably? I’ve read we just have to wait until they announce (I meant client not launcher)

[molten flax]

The chipotle worker said to the baker

[digital light]

Shhhhhh

[tidal linden]

I’d send an image of a c*nty cat right now if I could.

[pallid lynx]

did they walk into a bar

[indigo summit]

They can become my favorite DC comics character DogWelder

[digital light]

Kay in all seriousness can you gimme some stuff from your bakery

[indigo summit]

I love dogwelder

[molten flax]

No

[digital light]

In exchange for Chipotle

[indigo summit]

Stupid ass character

[digital light]

Sob

[pallid lynx]

What does dogwelder do

🙂

[molten flax]

welds dog

[harsh bronze]

I'm surprised they haven't provided any information yet. I'm just ready to play

[digital light]

Goes through 5 stages of grief

[tidal linden]

😭

[north echo]

We’re all ready to play

[indigo summit]

Welds stars together on one occasion, mostly welds dogs to ppls faces though

[molten flax]

I love that guy

[trim scaffold]

almost as good as my favorite marvel character asbestos man

[digital light]

Goodnight everybody, I hope everyone sleeps well 🙏 (Including Pfhoon...I guess)

[trim scaffold]

he was fireproof until he got the big C

[north echo]

Goodnight

[weak arch]

I want to Kiss durandals forehead

[gleaming bough]

Sore throat and bad coughs

[tidal linden]

Goodnight!

[tidal linden]

Me too!

[molten flax]

Go dream of some okay guac

[indigo summit]

Does that include Scooby? I know he isn't here but if it does imma have to parry that sleep well wish

[north echo]

Honey lemon tea

[molten flax]

league player

[eager ermine]

Hard to make a shell who just marks enemies then gets carried by teammates with real abilities look cool

🚬

[indigo summit]

That's why they made her the hottest one

[tidal linden]

🤒

[digital light]

Eh, Scoob usually doesn't sleep anyways so I don't think he'd accept it to begin with

[hallow compass]

Only a couple more days people

[scenic meteor]

wat da helly that mean

[indigo summit]

TRUTH KE

[digital light]

BRO

HOW

YOU DIDN'T GET ANY PING

[scenic meteor]

my radar went off

[digital light]

Sob

[indigo summit]

Do you just appear when called? This happens every time

[digital light]

You're just always awake is what I mean

[pallid lynx]

they said they are all getting cinematics. just.. eventually.. ;P

[indigo summit]

Nobody even pinged you bruh

[pallid lynx]

@ scoob hi scoob hi

[digital light]

Like when I'm going to bed, you're awake, and when I wake up early for a prep shift, you're awake

[gleaming bough]

My mom makes that sometimes
Or the evil concoction of
Hot milk, honey, garlic, ginger root

[zenith arrow]

what time is release ???

[indigo summit]

I'm in a whole other time zone and he's always here somehow

[pallid lynx]

NOW!! NOW!!!

[scenic meteor]

haaaaaiiii =^.^-

[north echo]

The more evil the more healthy

[indigo summit]

7am NZST idk do the exchange

[sour hare]

Hello guys my name is john dedicated servers

[pallid lynx]

who bit off one of ur whiskers.. r you ok..

[gleaming bough]

Sadly

[scenic meteor]

i lost it 🥀

[zenith arrow]

aight cause im AEST so probably 3am for me 😭

[pallid lynx]

i hope it grows back 😟 u need those

[ornate summit]

Hello , If anyone wants to team up to grind out the server slam please add me , as I will be playing this game religiously 💀

[digital light]

J ate it

Oop

Who said that

Not me

[pallid lynx]

looking for serious players to grind the alpha with who also have a code. goal is top 10 when ranked releases. please dm. using the alpha to test everything possible ❤️

[digital light]

Kay bye

[pallid lynx]

LFG high level competitive pvp 3 stack for server slam, I am a sweaty gamer with ~5k+ hrs in FPS experience, and like 1.5k knocks in arc raiders. top 1% in aimlabs. Haven't played the game yet but will pick up fast. Looking to dominate lobies with pvp.

[indigo summit]

I've gtg do a thing I've been putting off or I'll be killed to death with blunt force trauma then thrown into a wood chipper then they'll feed my remains to pigs who's manure will help grow crops 👍

[celest coyote]

looking for serious players to grind the alpha with who also have a code. goal is top 10 when ranked releases. please dm. using the alpha to test everything possible ❤️

[pallid lynx]

Hello , If anyone wants to team up to grind out the server slam please add me , as I will be playing this game religiously 💀

[indigo summit]

I would but none of y'all live anywhere near me and the lag will be unbearable

[devout cedar]

I haven't played a multiplayer game since halo 3. Add me SutterCane13

[pallid lynx]

i live right next to you

I haven't played a multiplayer game since halo 3. Add me SutterCane13

[indigo summit]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[fringe cosmos]

you live in NZ i presume

[magic rose]

New Eva is crazy

[kind snow]

Only 3 more sleeps until Marathon

[pallid lynx]

by yoko taro right? like what

[gleaming bough]

YURRP

[magic rose]

FUCKING CRAAAAAZY

[wintry bough]

3 more sleeps

[lyric quiver]

I couldn't believe yoko taro being involved

[magic rose]

I had to rub my eyes and do a double take

[kind snow]

You converted to Mida?!

[lyric quiver]

Legit perfect combo

[wintry bough]

I used to be MIDA in the first place

[magic rose]

2026 might be the fucking redemption year because what the hell?

[devout cedar]

They're making a new Eva series?

[gleaming bough]

YURP

[magic rose]

Yes

[kind snow]

Ahh got it just took a quick break to skin some people I get it

[devout cedar]

Oh cool, my wife is gonna be excited

[pallid lynx]

@ThisGuysWife yo

[magic rose]

Are we deadass 💀

Seeing all this shit coming out makes me want to make stuff

[devout cedar]

👨‍🦳

[pallid lynx]

it's never been more important to make stuff

[lyric quiver]

Do not be like limp bizkit. We must make stuff

[magic rose]

True

[unborn field]

LF 1 PLAYER WHO IS GOOD AT THE GAME BUT NOT ULTRA SWEATY TO 3 STACK WITH ME AND MY BOY DAY 1 OF PLAYTEST. HMU!!!

[magic rose]

Damn, just throwin' shade

[rancid pebble]

what if we take stuff instead in the spirit of marton

[lyric quiver]

TRUE

[devout cedar]

Sure

[weak arch]

Escape will make me a Worm

[rancid pebble]

I call dibs on the OST no one can have it but me

[kind snow]

will make me God.

[sacred plover]

NuCaloric appreciates your consumption.

[kind snow]

I appreciate NuCaloric’s sponsorship

[edgy moth]

which profile decoration do people keep using in this server 👁️

[kind snow]

Unlimited free

[magic rose]

I love marathon's art style so much vro

[weak arch]

So how much do you all get from the nucal sponsorship. I get like 5 bucks and some freak Ass Worm

[edgy moth]

burger 🤤

[jovial heart]

https://tenor.com/view/nucaloric-nu-bungie-marathon-bungie-cat-gif-5230655390251981203

[sacred plover]

What more could you need?

[boreal river]

Might have to move to Mida after doing the faction test..

[tight scarab]

Bro

[open minnow]

al-mida

[weak arch]

Lifetime supply of friend burgers

You don’t get paid from traxus?

[jovial heart]

Literally friend burgers. they're made of people

[sacred moon]

NuCal will be no more once Charter starts giving out orders

[weak arch]

No

[sacred plover]

One burger becomes two. Twice the burger. For You, For Us. Burger.

[weak arch]

Gang Its called rp 😭

[lyric quiver]

You'll get there dawg soon you gonna be makin bank

[open minnow]

Yea he's role playing as an intern

[kind snow]

Tf u talking abt my ass is getting paid

[devout cedar]

Where do you guys learn all this stuff about the factions?

[rancid pebble]

there are no cows on tauceti where do u think the 100% organic meat is coming from

[weak arch]

He mostly roleplaying a bob

[jovial heart]

burger king faction #2

[storm horizon]

wsg

[sacred moon]

#Sponsored btw

[weak arch]

Its no meat. Its vegan

[jovial heart]

Soylent green is people

[sacred moon]

its gmo cows, didnt you see the cow with 3 eyes as one of their logos?

[tidal linden]

Good!

[weak arch]

All Fake news here

[sacred plover]

NuCaloric cautions against this line of inquiry.

[kind snow]

Damn right try out the new NuCaloric Lasagna using code SoylentPink at checkout for 10% off!

[sacred moon]

cow and cat meat
tick milk

[open minnow]

CyberAcme™ offers comprehensive data archives for public information regarding our many clients. You may also access them during a trial period.

[sacred moon]

worms are cool af, instead you chose traxus

[jovial heart]

Bingus is just a runner shell for cats

[weak arch]

Cyberacme Can you provide durandal and tycho yaoi fanfics. If not im not buying

Stink Ass Company

[stuck birch]

Hi everyone

[sacred plover]

[clever root]

Hope this game does better than Highguard 😕

[sacred plover]

They helped steal a moon..

[warm snow]

damn corpos

[sacred moon]

they're just omega-expansionists that just want more and more
not rlly super interesting

[cold stump]

they are actually marketing it

[clever root]

I just chose Fnatic because they rich 😕

[weak arch]

Traxus stinks like poopoo

[tidal linden]

I don’t think that’s a realistic concern. I think it’ll be fine.

[gleaming bough]

Also bad infrastructure...

[sacred plover]

Nothing can beat Highguard. It's the Peak of Entertainment.

[heady harness]

/contract 34fb592c-9d0e-499a-9c7b-cfd0b0dc9454

[clever root]

Highguard got free marketing from games award but 😕

[weak arch]

Contract accepted

750 points going into your account now….

[clever root]

I just wanted to be orange 😕

[open minnow]

We have been monitoring user feedback and will be addressing consumer demands in the near future. In the meantime we want to remind all users that your hardware lease will lapse on [26.02.3902] unless your subscription has been paid. Please select option below and thank you for choosing CyberAcme™ or you wouldn't run at all.

[I AGREE] [I AGREE]

[weak arch]

Points Added to your Account. Have a nice day👍🏼

[ember geode]

Highguard being in the game awards hurt it, especially since they didnt do anything else after until launch

[devout cedar]

What if marathon ends up being bad?

[clever root]

They were trying to shadow drop 😕

[nimble totem]

def won't be

[sacred moon]

the ONLY thing cool about traxus and it might not even be true
is the AI lady vulcan went rampant, so they made the Lion AI to keep her in check

[weak arch]

Hell nah what are These choices. durandal would Never Force me into This Shit

[ember geode]

It would have been recieved better if it had

[clever root]

Maybe people just got jealous because they got free marketing that normally costs millions of $ 😕

[sacred moon]

MIDA the revolutionists/terrorists

[weak arch]

Hey so you know…. There is some Goatet one providing Food and fancy clothes 🪿

[heady harness]

/contract 084b9ab3-3daa-4420-b8fa-3e687a20c2a7

[clever root]

Why leave Orange gang? 😕

[weak arch]

Contract denied.

[open minnow]

Due to legal statutes presented by the UESC, CyberAcme™ and affiliates are unable to process responses regarding [REDACTED]

[north echo]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[clever root]

How about Mandarin then? 😕

[ember geode]

Well this discord had 3x what highguard had at its peak with many having played the game for multiple hours and still want to play it, it'll be fine

[lyric quiver]

Blud is a Chinese spy

[north echo]

(:3 」∠)

[clever root]

Well it was actually hard to find the Highguard discord in the first place lol 😕

[heady harness]

/contract 79db469e-0f79-4ee0-bfba-c78564b5da36

[weak arch]

So we eating that pink Ass looking Cat or Not

[clever root]

nihao 😕

[lyric quiver]

Yeah ngl pal you'd probably like mida

Despite my love of worm

[gleaming bough]

Don't eat my cat

[open minnow]

al-mida gets another recruit to blow up a cafeteria

[clever root]

Guysk how do I join Team Cat? 😕

[rancid pebble]

game was just too generic it happened to law breakers same with Paragon just because people have gotten more annoying about it doesn't mean there wasn't a set precedent

[gleaming bough]

Channel and roles

[weak arch]

Mampf…. Hmmm tasty cat 😋

[ember geode]

The discord has nothing to do with it, the discord just shows the minimum amount of people interested enough they'd go out of their way to immerse themselves in the community

[thorny shard]

im lowk joining mida i can yell loud when i bomb things

[ember geode]

Join worm gang instead

[clever root]

That's the thing, people keep saying it's generic without even playing the game. The actual game is far from generic, it's got a lot of mechanics mixed in 😕

[weak arch]

Bro you working for Microsoft Not the Revolution

[hushed raptor]

What’s the game to have? Should I re download the technical test or will it be a new game

[open minnow]

CyberAcme™ has many positions available depending on applicant aptitude results

[thorny shard]

whats cool about worms compaired to terrorism

[jovial heart]

can the cat even be eaten?

[lyric quiver]

Blud making the most important decision of their life

[ember geode]

No idea yet, probably the game itself on the steam page

[clever root]

I'm cat now 😺

[tropic oak]

anyone know if we will be able to turn crossplay off on pc?

[weak arch]

I Can make it

[jovial heart]

I'm not sure its edible.

[ember geode]

We make the shells, you cant blow stuff up without a body

[clever root]

You seen the videos of cats watching someone cut a cat cake? 😕

[kind snow]

Seems like a console only feature

[bitter spire]

What’s going on everyone 🤘🏽 just preordered marathon and joined the server 🛸

[tardy thorn]

so if I die as a rook do I lose all of the stuff I loot?

[weak arch]

Everything is edible on tau Ceti. Mmmmm yummy ai bot

[kind snow]

Yep

[ember geode]

Yes

[gleaming bough]

Yes

[clever root]

You undercover dev? 😕

[limber aspen]

Worried about those pesky console cheaters

[thorny shard]

im still going mida but ill go team worm for that

[pallid elk]

Hello Chat

[bitter spire]

lol no

[north echo]

Hi chocolate bar

[ember geode]

Acceptable terms

[kind snow]

FED! It’s UESC

[gleaming bough]

The Nu brand

[tropic oak]

no i just wanna play against people with mnk not controller

[sacred plover]

-[ALERT][ALERT][ALERT]

+Please do not request about the caloric cost of KAALI.

[weak arch]

So you choosing ass and shit. Got it

[rancid pebble]

its definitely more mechanically deep than people give it credit but tbh the scavenging part is such a massive turn off they would have been better off doing a counter strike type of economy to avoid wasting people's time

[ember geode]

That won't be possible

[thorny shard]

wait til ass and shit blows you to smitheriens

[gleaming bough]

Where are my Nu-Fries?

[nimble totem]

yurrrr

[devout cedar]

I like the idea of playing the factions against each other, like a fist full of dollars type deal.

[lyric quiver]

New Vegas my beloved

[tropic oak]

man that sucks, why do console players get to turn it off but we can't, so frustrating

[thorny shard]

no i need my poo aura im ass and shit remember

[jovial heart]

I don't think it has any caloric cost. It's 400+ years old, things probably the first cybermind to go rampant

[devout cedar]

AC6 did that really well in the story mode

[clever root]

The gear up phase is only 90 seconds lol 😕 while people farming for 20 minutes in League of Legends

[bitter spire]

What’s the difference between the factions

[weak arch]

Thats not you aura farmin

[gleaming bough]

I miss the Ad war age of this server.

[open minnow]

Yea that's probably hard to figure out

[north echo]

-[ALERT][ALERT][ALERT]

+Your Nuber Eats delivery got hijacked, you will be fully refunded for your Nu-Fries order.

[weak arch]

Stinky poo corporate

[ember geode]

queue times probably, console pool is usually much bigger than PC

[nimble totem]

something

[thorny shard]

guys is marathon the key to low cortisol

[lyric quiver]

itspeak.gif

[bitter spire]

THANK YOU

[nimble totem]

no problem brother

[gleaming bough]

The NuCaloric diet

[devout cedar]

Is it worth it to turn off PC players if you're on console?

[weak arch]

So how tasty will the uesc ai Bots be? Asking for the cat

[limpid wagon]

my collectors edition gets here wednesday YIPPIE

[tardy thorn]

maybe im not understanding rook, but wouldnt a naked assassin be a much better gear run than rook?

[thorny shard]

based of the trailer i saw pretty good

[open minnow]

Hope not. My CyAc™ approved therapist says I have a cortisol dependency

[ember geode]

If you don't like facing people on mouse and keyboard I guess

[jovial heart]

as tasty as any other runner shell probably

[clever root]

I ain't preordering until I've seen the play test 😕

[kind snow]

Only if the anti cheat ends up being bad

[nimble totem]

one bite everybody knows the rules. 6.4/10. that's a review

[weak arch]

So I Can eat myself 😋

[open minnow]

Yes

[nimble totem]

same brother man

[kind snow]

Very reasonable

[ember geode]

Why do you end every single message with that face?

[jovial heart]

Or we can eat you.

[clever root]

😕

[nimble totem]

NuCaloric is yum maxxing

[gleaming bough]

🫤

[ember geode]

wrong one smh

[weak arch]

Hes to tuff

[kind snow]

Yum maxxing is a new one

[weak arch]

Wait

[tardy thorn]

im really hoping the faction progression got a good overhaul from the april playtest

[kind snow]

I’ll be stealing that

[clever root]

I'm face 😕 mehxing

[nimble totem]

Legiterally

[weak arch]

Wait

[rancid pebble]

and y do u think it's hard for the average gamer to get into mobas also in a moba ure laning against your opponent so even if the main goal is to farm there are still trades and interactions happening but that rarely happens in highguard

[open minnow]

How so?

[sacred plover]

-[INFORMATION CONTAINMENT NODE]

+This channel is restricted to official NuCaloric agents and employees. Please do not pose as NuCaloric corporate, or you will face our legal team. They are armed.

-# This is an autonomous message sent by a NuCaloric™ Agent. Nu, For You.™

[ember geode]

Will there be mpreg in the server slam?

[nimble totem]

You tell me

[tardy thorn]

not much depth to it

[weak arch]

How much will one friend Burger Cost?

[dusk oak]

u r the mpreg in server slam

[open minnow]

Sucks to hear that

[gleaming bough]

-# This message was transmitted from a Sekiguchi Genetics™ Terminal++, in the BiomataCB Lab
-# For more information, please visit Sekiguchi Genetics™

[sacred moon]

armed with what, a burger?

[nimble totem]

Why the hell did you capitalize that

[weak arch]

Because my keyboard on phone is not on english

[ember geode]

It'll probably more in depth as they try and build out the story, playtests were more for proof of concepts

[jovial heart]

If you're arachne and nucal friendburgers are free

you just make them yourself

[sacred plover]

-Death squads.

-# This is an autonomous message sent by a NuCaloric™ Agent. Nu, For You.™

[indigo summit]

Aight I'm back

[nimble totem]

Yurr

[sacred moon]

we're watching

[open minnow]

Calm down. We all played plants vs zombies. Nobody scared of BeyondMeat

[tardy thorn]

definitely would be nice, everything from the playtest was really cool besides the faction progression imo

[indigo summit]

That's Sekuguchi

[weak arch]

So when do we purge the arachne cult

[nimble totem]

That worm is a freak

[thorny shard]

no you are

[indigo summit]

Nona bad as hell 😛

[frank sundial]

🇲 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇴 🇳

[nimble totem]

True

[limpid wagon]

wormin it crazy style

[gleaming bough]

[sacred moon]

impossible task

[indigo summit]

Baddie alert

[lyric quiver]

We're so close pallo

[median plinth]

When can you download the server slam on console

[kind snow]

[rancid pebble]

what was it missing for u?

[frank sundial]

I need it..

[weak arch]

When durandal is allowing you

[open minnow]

Arachne is a valued customer of CyAc™. Please refrain from interfering with profit margins, dear [CUSTOMER]

[nimble totem]

can't wait til Marton is out guys

[clever root]

I mean if you play the 5v5 mode you can run into people in gear up phase easy, but it's just 90 seconds of gear up then you won't do it again for ages, people just crying over the tiniest things 😕

[ember geode]

Probably at launch time, they havent announced any preloads I dont think

[indigo summit]

Marton wokest game oat

[nimble totem]

how come marton is woke

[weak arch]

Ofcccc you sidin with the Death cult

[indigo summit]

There's a perfect split on the gender ratios it's so woke

[frank sundial]

Marton is dark woke

[kind snow]

Woke is so back

[nimble totem]

woke was never in

[weak arch]

I don’t know im just yapping Shit instead of sleeping. 🦦

[tropic robin]

Colors are woke

[weak arch]

None

[nimble totem]

none

[lyric quiver]

I met a traveler from an antique land who said... marton woke...

[kind snow]

All good games are woke

[indigo summit]

They was speaking factually

[open minnow]

CyberAcme™ policy does not have a preference between customers. Company policy only has a preference for customers over non-paying members of the population.

[sacred moon]

becomes available at the launch time of server slam

[weak arch]

Ofc marton is based

[frank sundial]

Woke will make me God

[thorny shard]

why is there a website for Sekiguchi and not Mida

[nimble totem]

Marton!!!!!!!

[kind snow]

Woke will make me God

[indigo summit]

Woke will- Mffhh~

[rough sail]

🧘‍♀️

[clever root]

Why you abandon orange gang you traitor 😕

[indigo summit]

Hey Lena

[weak arch]

Because mida is not cool

[open minnow]

Escape will make me woke?

[weak arch]

Ruh

[rough sail]

Hey xenon

[frank sundial]

Need that

[thorny shard]

your my first bombing target

[kind snow]

Go woke or go broke

[rough sail]

🗣️🏳️‍⚧️

[nimble totem]

Jokes on you I already put a pipe bomb in your mailbox

[indigo summit]

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[lyric quiver]

So you admit marton is woke...

[jovial heart]

Uncle Ted would be proud

[rough sail]

yeah you know it

[indigo summit]

Pretty sure like 50% of this server is trans women so

[weak arch]

EYYYYY

How did I miss that

Big L Cano

They all just toxic yaoi

[tardy thorn]

Just depth, probably more to be shown in the official product, but based on the factions, whats really different? they have different small passives towards your character, and upgrades what you can buy from the in game shop. I am definitely hoping each faction has faction specific loot and specialized weapons. But im only going off of the chinese playtest being analyzed on youtube

[indigo summit]

Like I think this is the first shooter community that might be majority women I'm dead serious

[open minnow]

Everything runs on CyberAcme™. Have a fortunate day, [CUSTOMER].

[nimble totem]

I don't believe that but alr

[thorny shard]

no shot

[weak arch]

Not Even personal messages…. These ai Company getting out of Hand

[frank sundial]

MARTON ‼️‼️‼️

[ember geode]

Sekgen is semi neutral but they have beef with CyAc

[rancid pebble]

hot take but 5v5 is for people who lack agency and want to spread the blame for losing 3v3 is the right size for highguard just as god intended

[rough sail]

hopefully 🗣️

[wanton root]

I hope it's not as awful as syndicates in warframe

[sacred moon]

uh, you're forgetting valorant and overwatch

[wanton root]

where working with one tanks the reputation of another

[kind snow]

Alright let’s do a poll, put ur gender in chat

[indigo summit]

True...

[nimble totem]

Exactly lmao

[nimble totem]

Make

[indigo summit]

Valorant is more balanced imo

[kind snow]

Male

[thorny shard]

be an evil corperation

[rough sail]

everyone knows I'm a lady 🧘‍♀️

[wanton root]

because they run everything

[weak arch]

CyAc is providing me with yaoi Manga

[placid lake]

MARTON

[ember geode]

They're basically just Microsoft

[nimble totem]

Bounce on it crazy style

[indigo summit]

For every valorant e kitten there's 3 valorant e boys trying to get in her pants by talking in the deepest fucking voice imaginable

[clever root]

Well, Highguard kinda dead now, it's unlikely i'll play it again. I just think they got done unfairly with the review bombs 😕

[placid lake]

Let's GO THURSDAY WOOOOO

[sacred moon]

they are microsoft
they are the ones responsible for digital consciousness transfer

[nimble totem]

yo gender reveal male

[indigo summit]

It's tragic

I actually liked it

[kind snow]

2/3 responses were male one was female so 30% women

[nimble totem]

Exactly

[wanton root]

I'm curious what sekgen does besides make bioroids

[weak arch]

CyAc is just Spam Mail

Don’t Trust them

[indigo summit]

But also I was probably gonna stop playing it when marton came out so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[rough sail]

peak poll statistic

[thorny shard]

oh my god i might not go mida anymore my faction members seem kinda boring

[kind snow]

Very large sample size I’d say it’s accurate

[devout cedar]

Unironically I think if this game has a good gender balance it would make for fun time. Life is just better that way

[indigo summit]

Meet potential faction

[placid lake]

Nanananana

Traxus Prime

[weak arch]

Mida stinks Like I Said

[clever root]

Traxus is rich

[thorny shard]

true true im just gonna stick to the terrorism

[jovial heart]

Yeah they're all way too serious. When you're the worst faction you just gotta learn how to have fun with it.

[sacred moon]

you just gotta find the maniacs of the bunch, they're in there somewhere

[open minnow]

Company policy recommends employees and affiliates of CyberAcme™ reflect the company's utility and importance to all systems of Tau Ceti IV. We apologize if the user experience was less than satisfactory. Please submit a support survey after [26.02.3902]. If extraction proves difficult please file an insurance claim instead assuming you have purchased a warranty package. Thank you for choosing CyberAcme™.

[weak arch]

Traxus… more like shit town

[kind snow]

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN MY POLL YOU ALL GET 15% OFF OF

[thorny shard]

i need like one or 2 other people in mida to just go all out 2000's overseas

[lyric quiver]

I was stopped on the street today and handed a puzzle box and when I looked up they had run away. I spent hours opening it to find an amulet with only one word... marton...

[indigo summit]

Give me liberty give me fire give me innocent martians or I retire headass faction

[wanton root]

Traxus made new mombasa!!

don't hate!!

[indigo summit]

0 feats
0 relevance
400 years of doing nothing

[wanton root]

'To save mars from the UESC we must kill 10% of our population, take that Earth!!!'

[placid lake]

Traxus is so goated, they exist in two universes

[weak arch]

So what do I do if like some Burger is stuck in my Shell ass

[rough sail]

Mida members insane larpers

[jovial heart]

400 years of making Traxus money to rebuild Mars after the wars*

[tardy thorn]

what was your guys biggest feedback during all of this downtime? Mine had to be more in map events and doing more than 1 mission at a time!

[weak arch]

Bill gates approaves This Message

[rose moss]

retruth

[celest raft]

"The greater good-"
"SHUT IT!!"

[clever root]

Atleast make it rhyme 😕 "0 feats, 0 relevance, 400 years of doing nonsense"

[scenic meteor]

Mida the best faction

[sacred moon]

you dont have an ass nor a digestive system

[indigo summit]

Use my rebellion to its fullest ❌
Kill 10% of the Martian population ✅

[gleaming bough]

You don't know what its like with Sekiguchi

[thorny shard]

Lets take down evil corperations and spread mida propaganda whos joining me!

[rose moss]

lena what you doing here bruh lock in on ds2

[lyric quiver]

Because woke/weeb

[weak arch]

Im pretty sure i do. I went as a bob on tau

[wanton root]

there's a theory that MIDA is a front for transhumanists/singularity accelerationists and they engineered Durandal's creation and escape to study rampancy

[open minnow]

CyberAcme™ customer SekiGuchi™ will have many options to solve any dilemma regarding your shell and will send you the invoice for both their support and our surcharge

[rough sail]

I'm in a cutscene, in here bc they boring as hell

[rose moss]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[indigo summit]

Buy burger now!!!

[clever root]

I thought everyone was robots in the game 😕

[rose moss]

u a LOSERRRRRR

[scenic meteor]

skipping cutscenes?????

[jovial heart]

If MIDA were that smart they would have taken over mars

[rough sail]

I'm kidding it's peak fiction I'm just paused rn

[sacred moon]

they are

[rose moss]

ok i was gonna say hypocrite final bos fr

[eternal raptor]

arachne is fake edgy bc they dont actually kill people they just make them eject back to the lobby

[wanton root]

well no, they're probably controlled by wealthy earth weirdos

[indigo summit]

It's a kojima game if you don't pay attention you'll look up and half the world will be tar

[nimble totem]

Yo what up martoners

[placid lake]

Durandal giggles as he's coming for you

[rough sail]

Peak fiction

[jovial heart]

Well duh they are because they're not that smart.

[gleaming bough]

Fun Morton Fact: Mida kill 10% of Mars population had death squads killing innocents

[weak arch]

So imagine like just hypothetical my shell wants to kiss durandal. How would I do that

[open minnow]

Hot

[clever root]

Death Stranding 2 expensive as hell 😕

[devout cedar]

Ds2 was perfect tho

[thorny shard]

dude thats just making me wanna go mida even more

[scenic meteor]

buy me deathstranding 2

[devout cedar]

But I'm a kojima dick rider

[wanton root]

now MIDA sounds more like Imperial Japanese holdouts from WW2

[weak arch]

Death stranding 2 more like peak fiction

[wanton root]

just completely fucking nuts

[weak arch]

Am I right guys

[indigo summit]

All the names in Death Stranding kill me bruh 😭 Die-Hardman Deadman fucking dollman stupid ass names

[eternal raptor]

mida is pol pot 2

[thorny shard]

is mida modern day isreal?

[clever root]

it costs more than 2x Marathon 😕

[rough sail]

It's so cool

Lmao

It's so dumb I love it

[devout cedar]

It's fucking great

[indigo summit]

It's peak it's true

[weak arch]

You from traxus how you got no money

[ember geode]

really riding the line there

[indigo summit]

Kojima is the only mf who can pull that shit off

Suda might be able to actually

[open minnow]

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[verbal patio]

CAN MARATHON MEET THE HYPE

[clever root]

How do you think I got the money in the first place? 😕 by not getting ripped off by Kojima

[devout cedar]

So excited for his next 2 games

[weak arch]

L company. Doesn’t even provide customer support.

[verbal patio]

Dont

[quasi warren]

yeah prolly

[wanton root]

I want to say they're more like ex-Soviets or ex-IJN ultra nationalists

[indigo summit]

He should add more feet to his next one

[thorny shard]

evil corpo i told you

[devout cedar]

Mida is the weather underground

[weak arch]

So you want some friend burger?

[stark maple]

L company, redacting yo shit like it’s the files

[verbal patio]

EA WORST COMPANY

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[scenic meteor]

geoff keighley is canon in death stranding 🤯

[indigo summit]

Ubisoft is genuinely worse at this point

Can't wait for Beyond good and evil 2!!!!!!

[quaint gate]

Mida is the reason why marathon happened

[sacred plover]

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[indigo summit]

It's gonna be awesome!!!!!

[jovial heart]

Ubisoft isn't dead yet?

[clever root]

Can't wait for the AI bubble to pop so I can get a new PC 😕

[wanton root]

Marathon was an inside job???

[lyric quiver]

Goodnight martinis

[rough sail]

mraow

[stark maple]

talking about ubisoft makes me uber soft
i hate them

[indigo summit]

Mraow

[ember geode]

I tried playing seige yesterday on a fresh install and ubisoft connect installed itself wrong and wouldnt launch

[rough sail]

Nyaa! Sleep well kiki San!!!!

[weak arch]

Rainbow still providing that company from bankruptcy

[clever root]

I'm the real cat here 😕

[indigo summit]

How is this a possibility at all

[verbal patio]

ASS CREED tell me why their physics system is worse then the old games

[gleaming bough]

I need that new Eva series NOW

[rough sail]

They are milking my franchise

[indigo summit]

These are the MFS that complain about steam being a monopoly lmao

[verbal patio]

cant even go through crowds without people bumnping off of you

[gleaming bough]

SHHHHH

[weak arch]

Who you talking with

[rose moss]

like evangelion?

[clever root]

dunno, the voice chat hasn't worked for months ever since the start of season 😕

[ember geode]

Then later that night my sister disconnected because ubisoft connect uninstalled itself, Im genuinly not even joking

[open minnow]

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[rose moss]

is there new eva

[indigo summit]

I mean I ain't complaining about more eva

[thorny shard]

Guys its 0 in the morning calm down

[rough sail]

Yes

[reef summit]

physics simulations are expensive and the other parts of the game are taking up resources 🤷‍♀️

[gleaming bough]

Yes

[verbal patio]

You now shawty

[rough sail]

I am

[indigo summit]

Also it's by Yoko Taro which is nuts

[rose moss]

is it gonna be good

[rough sail]

They are milking my franchise

[weak arch]

PAYMENT??? I ain’t paying that ass callcenter hotline

[devout cedar]

GTA 6 gonna suck

[wanton root]

besides Steam, all you need is GoG imho

[rough sail]

Idk maybe, it's yoko taro so it'll be philosophyslop

[wanton root]

all other digital marketplaces kinda suck

[quaint gate]

What's done is done

[rose moss]

all of eva is philosophy slop

[solid saffron]

anything with GoG in its name can fuck off

[clever root]

what is eva? 😕

[indigo summit]

You say that like that's not Eva already

[rough sail]

true honestly

[rose moss]

its kinda the whole point

[gleaming bough]

I LOVE PHILOSOPHYSLOP

[rough sail]

It'll be dialed up to 100

[indigo summit]

Neon Genesis Evangelion, it's an anime

[weak arch]

Noooooo not my money (eats the cat)

[quaint gate]

[thorny shard]

oh god dont get me started

[rose moss]

i LOVE philosophy slop

[thorny shard]

DONT GET ME STARTED

[hybrid moss]

Hey guys what do think about this

A UESC runner
High value target
Similar to the bolters from dying light and enemy that’s runs away after spotting you but has high value loot

The runner should have prototype shield that lets him take more damage
Or an arsenal to defend himself against player controlled runners

[quaint gate]

Spit it out

We still need him.

[clever root]

I thought you guys were talking about Stellar Blade or something lol 😕

[verbal patio]

THERE EATING THE DOGS, THERE EATING THE CATS

[weak arch]

Hmm… so… yummyyy

Burp

[open minnow]

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[weak arch]

Tasty cat

[solid saffron]

marinated or nah

[indigo summit]

shoots my starting pistol into the air GO!!!

[quaint gate]

High value target eliminated

[indigo summit]

I'd prefer the cars get eaten than fall into the hands of the dragons

[weak arch]

W dedication btw 😭😭😭

[thorny shard]

depressed teens in robots but lets shove how they feel aside and break their mental states just to end the world

[open minnow]

Lmaoo thank you

[rose moss]

guys its bed time why are you still awake

[thorny shard]

rlly summed up evangelion

[indigo summit]

Is 7pm

[thorny shard]

its midnight for me

[rose moss]

no its not its 1am

[weak arch]

Durandal isn’t letting me

[ember geode]

Midnight is worm time

[indigo summit]

Wow!!!

[rose moss]

ill give him a good talking to dont you worry

[weak arch]

It’s 7am

[thorny shard]

low cortisol worm

[indigo summit]

I've gotta wake up early AF on Friday

[fast hamlet]

I had trouble sleeping yesterday because the server slam will open "soon", Im an adult wtf

[trim scaffold]

evangelion is about a funny penguin that has to deal with annoying roommates

[rose moss]

no its not i can see iot bottom right of my screen

[indigo summit]

Marton at 7am

[weak arch]

Clearly some cyac bullshit software you got there

[ember geode]

I work until 10pm tomorrow

[indigo summit]

TRUTH KE

[reef summit]

its actually 3 o'clock, you mad bastards

[weak arch]

Can’t even show the right time

[rose moss]

new evangelion is exciting

[devout cedar]

Eva is like the only good anime

[gleaming bough]

Real

[rose moss]

do u bait with every message

[tidal linden]

You get to be giddy with excitement. Don’t stifle that.

[trim scaffold]

serial experiments lain

[thorny shard]

are neir automatica authors going to save the reboot?

[proven kernel]

How do you guys all have different times when it is clearly 12:04!?

[ember geode]

Clearly you haven't seen one punch man season 3

[rose moss]

oklahoma time 🙄

[devout cedar]

I'm just me

[indigo summit]

Solo leveling ☝️🤓

[tidal linden]

It’s 10:04, actually.

[weak arch]

When cat eating contest

[rose moss]

i dont know ive never interacted with neir

[gleaming bough]

Its 1:04

[thorny shard]

one piece solos 🤓

[proven kernel]

smh my head

[quaint gate]

Never, we still need them

[rose moss]

yeah see

[indigo summit]

There are some good anime but also I only watch shounenslop so

[leaden condor]

💠

[rose moss]

ad boy knows whats going on

[reef summit]

its actually <t:1771913100:F>

[thorny shard]

he gets it

[indigo summit]

The anime doesn't that's for sure

[rose moss]

ad boy ad me on limbus

[trim scaffold]

nier is definitely as convoluted and esoteric as eva so id say its in good hands

[rose moss]

u play that game right

[devout cedar]

Akira, that's about it.

[weak arch]

I like eatin cyac slop hardware tho

[leaden condor]

Im Jerry.

[weak arch]

Hi Jerry

[proven kernel]

Hi Jerry

[leaden condor]

Hello.

[gleaming bough]

No but I know the lore

[thorny shard]

HI JERRY!!!!!!!!!!!

[rose moss]

i see

[reef summit]

your dad eats his nu cal cheeseburger longways

[open minnow]

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[rose moss]

u should play it

its peam

[indigo summit]

It's true it is Tuesday, February 24, 2026 7:05 PM

[rough sail]

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[weak arch]

So now we also eating Jerry

[rose moss]

o em gee shut uppppp

[proven kernel]

Hi Lena

[thorny shard]

team jerry stand up