🗣marathon-general-chat

[proper pecan]

folk 🥶

[sacred stream]

LMAO

[karmic pivot]

I've been doing kovaak's but it hasn't helped enough, prolly gonna have to do that myself also

[indigo summit]

Aight we've reached brainrot hour

[sacred stream]

honestly you might be better off selling drugs highkey

[indigo summit]

Scooby came back and it went downhill

[tranquil valley]

LMAO

[obsidian quartz]

im not just some unemployed nerd though ive got like 4 hours of work experience

YEARS

not hours

[sacred stream]

son i’m crine

[nimble canyon]

Ah, Steam is installing Cyberpunk from the files on my steamdeck to my desktop. Transferring game files on local network from device: VARIA to VANGUARD.

[indigo summit]

Funniest typo ever just discovered

[sacred stream]

transitioning is the key to life

[obsidian quartz]

generational fumble

[tranquil valley]

that’s so nerdy i love that

[karmic pivot]

Indeed it is

[tranquil valley]

i do that as well with my pcs usually LOL

[sacred stream]

buddy worked one shift smh

[indigo summit]

You're getting added to my meme folder

[tranquil valley]

thank god didn’t have to dl D2 twice the other day or i would had used like 300 gb of internet in a day

[sacred stream]

fuckkk i got work tomorrow AND saturday

[nimble canyon]

Oh god, Destiny 2 is one of the worst ones.

[sacred stream]

i can’t drop saturday cuz im 1 of like 4 people in my whole store to work saturdays

[tranquil valley]

it’s so fucking big

[solid yew]

the fent won't sell itself

[sacred stream]

cutting into my marathon play time 👎

[magic rose]

messages out of context

[proper pecan]

fenty and hrt

[sacred stream]

these crackers won’t fent fold on their own

[tranquil valley]

reinstalled it to come back to nothing burger too atm so that was disappointing but it is what it is

[indigo summit]

If a "mystery person" crashes into the store it'll probably get closed for a while right

[sacred stream]

it’s inside a bigger shopping centre

[proper pecan]

say what bro

[obsidian quartz]

at least tell me you got the correction too and i dont just look like a chud 😭

[sacred stream]

what

[proper pecan]

what did you call me

[sacred stream]

i didn’t call you anything

[indigo summit]

Nope you look like a moron I'm blacking out your name and pfp and posting you to Twitter

[proper pecan]

called me a saltine cracker

[sacred stream]

buddy posting for the twitter timeline

[solid yew]

shells looking like they're on the way to their first day of school with how high they're wearing their backpacks

[sacred stream]

you’re barely a saltine cracker

[obsidian quartz]

no dont i will actually be perma cooked

[sacred stream]

you’re a stale 3 year old cracker

[proper pecan]

oh nah

[obsidian quartz]

do you know how easy it will be for people to find my ass 😭

[sacred stream]

that shit STRAPPED up

[proper pecan]

say sike rn

[sacred stream]

burrrreepepppp

3.5 year cracker

[tranquil valley]

goodnight guys

[rocky escarp]

where I can get acses for playtest?

[tranquil valley]

it’s 6 am i should try to sleep

LOL

[obsidian quartz]

goodnight kit

[magic rose]

free download when it comes out

[nimble canyon]

HRT is hard to get in the UK.

I'm so tired.

[tranquil valley]

see u starside 😉

[orchid plover]

Void looks goofy with his big backpack

[tranquil valley]

or whatever it is

idk man pink burger or somethin

[indigo summit]

I'm not gonna but even if I did like maybe one person would see it

[sacred stream]

hell yeah

pink burger

[rocky escarp]

but it's not free

[sacred stream]

i used to be a burger truther until the serial killer faction got announced

[scenic meteor]

I looooove me some pink burger

[magic rose]

the server slam playtest is free

[fossil ginkgo]

do we have an exact start time for the open weekend?

[indigo summit]

Literally 2 ppl follow me one is my girlfriend and I'm pretty sure the other is a bot

[scenic meteor]

[sacred stream]

around like

[obsidian quartz]

my digital footprint is already cooked i appreciate you my man

[indigo summit]

7am

[rocky escarp]

ohh thanks

[magic rose]

6pm utc no?

[fossil ginkgo]

where?

[indigo summit]

That's my time that's useless to you sorry

New Zealand I guess

[fossil ginkgo]

where does it say this?

[fossil ginkgo]

tyvm

[tranquil valley]

oooo 11am for me

[sacred stream]

south hemisphere issues amirite

[fossil ginkgo]

6pm uk time

[orchid plover]

6pm is sweet

[solid yew]

7 pm smh

[nimble canyon]

Songbird is such a sad character in Cyberpunk.

[fossil ginkgo]

damn gonna be an hour late

rip

[obsidian quartz]

im gonna be hopping on my friday morning during class for sure

[indigo summit]

Everything is so goddamn early

[sacred stream]

real af made me really upset but the canto

🤤

i did both routes

[indigo summit]

The Pokemon presents in a few days is at fucking 3am

[solid yew]

actually considering to skip it altogether now

[sacred stream]

or late depending on how you look at it

[scenic meteor]

I hope getting to lvl 30 in slam is easy cause I’m lazy

[magic rose]

fr?

[fossil ginkgo]

yeah not a bad idea

hour late gonna be impossible to recover from

[indigo summit]

It's like 21 hours late smh my head

[obsidian quartz]

alright mr grinds ranked on league

[magic rose]

we'll get it dw king 😁

[solid yew]

:D

[sacred stream]

ima be so late i might aswell just kill myself

[sacred stream]

shake my smh my head 💔

[indigo summit]

Chat in tired lowk

[orchid plover]

Tau Ceti raid

[indigo summit]

Probably because it's like 2 am

That might be why

[solid yew]

Hey Raider! Don't sleep!

Hey Raider! Don't sleep!

Hey Raider! Don't sleep!

Hey Raider! Don't sleep!

[sacred stream]

i got WORK i need to SLEEP

[magic rose]

who wants to help me carry Scoob to level 30 in Marathon server slam?

[scenic meteor]

Marathon gonna get me away from league cause I’m terrified of deranking

[sacred stream]

school and THEN WORK

[scenic meteor]

It’s kind of a blessing

[sacred stream]

basically a 10 hour shift

alright goodnight runners don’t let the uesc bite

and keep your skin attached

[indigo summit]

Same

I also sleep

[obsidian quartz]

sleep well nephew good luck with tomorrow

[magic rose]

you know you can stop any time right?

[sacred stream]

it’s not a sprint it’s a marathon type shit

[indigo summit]

Goodnight everyone ily all

[orchid plover]

I like to think that in universe the UESC is scrambling on Tau Ceti waiting for thousands of runners in a few day

[indigo summit]

Except for one of you

[sacred stream]

thank you unc i need that luck fr

[scenic meteor]

Not when I’m close to the next rank

[magic rose]

Scoob 🥀

[solid yew]

oh my god

[nimble canyon]

Scoob

[indigo summit]

For one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.

[nimble canyon]

Please.

[rose peak]

is there a free play test on 26? is it for anyone?

[nimble canyon]

You need league rehab.

[orchid plover]

Five Night at Freddyyyyyy’s

[solid yew]

you had to sign up until the 15th

[scenic meteor]

Marathon will be rehab trust 🙏

[indigo summit]

That's what marathon is for

[indigo summit]

I've got the whole speech copy pasted

[orchid plover]

Please do

[rose peak]

oh thats sad, i just joined here today assuming i would be able to play

[proven kernel]

It’s free. just download it when it’s available.

[solid yew]

just kidding see ya on the 26th :^)

[obsidian quartz]

quitting league will seriously change your life for the better man

[indigo summit]

I mean if I get timed out for an hour I'll be back by the time I'm awake

Hmmmm

Decisions decisions

[orchid plover]

At least you’ll get some sleep

[rose peak]

will do

[orchid plover]

Tomorrow is a new day twin

[indigo summit]

True

Alright bet goodnight everyone

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to
interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that vou are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near,
yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for
you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want
to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of
everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be
still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke
clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would
return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted
others into yours. And then, what became of vou. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you
then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest. For you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication

[orchid plover]

Crying omg

[lyric bolt]

someone ban this guy

[obsidian quartz]

that is one of the best speeches

[lyric bolt]

plz for the love of Durandal

[obsidian quartz]

brother you just came into chat you cannot ask for someone to get banned

[lyric bolt]

yeah i know

[solid yew]

strong first impression

i like it

[lyric bolt]

but this wall of text lol

[obsidian quartz]

yeah and you missed the reason its even there

[orchid plover]

Get used to it lmao

[lyric bolt]

XD

[obsidian quartz]

xenon go to bed

[lyric bolt]

I am joking of course

[obsidian quartz]

its 2 am isnt it

[orchid plover]

Resident Leelah prime text spammer

[indigo summit]

I'll post the og Ben 10 opening I have copied if you don't shut yo trap lil bro

[lyric bolt]

do it

[orchid plover]

Kind of 2 pm for me

[indigo summit]

It's way shorter it's less impressive

[lyric bolt]

I LOVE BEN 10

[orchid plover]

Ben 10 omg

[obsidian quartz]

this is now ben 10 server

[grim fox]

its for everyone

[obsidian quartz]

i love ben 10

[indigo summit]

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID, IT STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID, NOW HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS HES NO ORDINARY KID HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. NOW IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, HES SLIMY CREEPY FAST AND STRONG HES EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. ARMED WITH POWERS HES ON THE CASE, FIGHTING OFF EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE, HE'LL NEVER STOP TILL HE MAKES THEM PAY, CAUSE HES THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY, HES BEN TEN!

[silent tangle]

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID, IT STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID, NOW HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS HES NO ORDINARY KID HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. NOW IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, HES SLIMY CREEPY FAST AND STRONG HES EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. ARMED WITH POWERS HES ON THE CASE, FIGHTING OFF EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE, HE'LL NEVER STOP TILL HE MAKES THEM PAY, CAUSE HES THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY, HES BEN TEN!

[rose peak]

will try

[solid yew]

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID, IT STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID, NOW HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS HES NO ORDINARY KID HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. NOW IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, HES SLIMY CREEPY FAST AND STRONG HES EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. ARMED WITH POWERS HES ON THE CASE, FIGHTING OFF EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE, HE'LL NEVER STOP TILL HE MAKES THEM PAY, CAUSE HES THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY, HES BEN TEN!

[lyric bolt]

IT STARTED WHEN AN ALIEN DEVICE DID WHAT IT DID, IT STUCK ITSELF UPON HIS WRIST WITH SECRETS THAT IT HID, NOW HE'S GOT SUPERPOWERS HES NO ORDINARY KID HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. NOW IF YOU SEE HIM YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE, HE'LL TURN INTO AN ALIEN BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, HES SLIMY CREEPY FAST AND STRONG HES EVERY SHAPE AND SIZE HES BEN TEN BEN TEN BEN TEN. ARMED WITH POWERS HES ON THE CASE, FIGHTING OFF EVIL FROM EARTH OR SPACE, HE'LL NEVER STOP TILL HE MAKES THEM PAY, CAUSE HES THE BADDEST KID TO EVER SAVE THE DAY, HES BEN TEN!

[orchid plover]

GO TO SLEEP BRO

[grim fox]

trash ben

[silent tangle]

What.

[orchid plover]

Skin him

[obsidian quartz]

last time i tried to join a copy pasta i was the only person that got hit with an official warning 😭

[indigo summit]

Ban this guy.

Now.

[lyric bolt]

speaking of a first impression

[silent tangle]

Bomb him.

Skin him.

[lyric bolt]

SEE EXACTLY

[solid yew]

So our forefathers sinned..? We hunters cannot bear their weight forever... It isn’t fair, it just isn’t fair...

[lyric bolt]

Ban this guy

[orchid plover]

White username

[obsidian quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-sols-rng-sols-rng-moderator-rule-breaker-gif-17218894697910654153

[silent tangle]

Skin him and pour salt on him.

[indigo summit]

Finna make him a burger

As in turn him into one

[orchid plover]

Nuburger him

[indigo summit]

Not cook him a yummers burge

[scenic meteor]

Best Ben 10 alien wild mutt 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[orchid plover]

[indigo summit]

Aight I'm actually gonna sleep now gn yall

[obsidian quartz]

gn xenon sleep well

[grim fox]

gn ben

[indigo summit]

I won't ❤️

[grim fox]

good boy

[primal frigate]

Ben 10 peak

[indigo summit]

Hey

[primal frigate]

Im not particular to Hay

[indigo summit]

Only my girlfriend gets to call me that

[primal frigate]

More of a bread guy myself

[solid yew]

Do you know why the hunters are drawn to this nightmare? Because it sprouted from their very misdeeds. Things that some would prefer kept secret. A pitiful tale of petty arrogance, really. High time someone exposed the whole charade.

[grim fox]

delux edition got good skins ?

[green blade]

What if, instead of running, they were freaking, and the game was called freakathon

[primal frigate]

Look and see

[grim fox]

sound legit

[primal frigate]

We would be called freakers

[silent tangle]

I love freakathon

[green blade]

We love freakathon

[silent tangle]

We are freakathon

[grim fox]

is destiny 2 good ?

[silent tangle]

No

[primal frigate]

Freakathon sponsored by Applebees

[silent tangle]

NOO

[boreal moth]

bruh

[solid yew]

it's like warframe but worse

[grim fox]

shiit

[silent tangle]

DESTROY APPLEBEE'S

[boreal moth]

https://tenor.com/view/dawn-of-the-first-day-gif-23933500

[grim fox]

imma stick to marathion

[primal frigate]

Activated a sleeper agent

[delicate berry]

whats wrong with applebees

[silent tangle]

everything.

[boreal moth]

elden ring is better

[silent tangle]

UESC propaganda

[green blade]

The red robin sleeper agent planted to destroy applebees

[nimble totem]

Just did the personality test thing and it couldn't be more inaccurate :((

[solid yew]

welcome to MIDA comrade

[green blade]

tgi fridays and ruby tuesday will be here soon

[kindred moat]

It was, it’s been sadly going downhill after “The Final Shape” DLC because the main story line ended

[boreal moth]

72 MORE HOURSSSSS

[silent tangle]

The personality test was perfectly accurate

you just need to accept

embrace

[nimble totem]

lmao that's literally what i got

[silent tangle]

embrace

we are MIDA

[solid yew]

[silent tangle]

we are fire

you are fuel

[nimble totem]

"disorder to you is a form of clarity" yeah thats the opposite of my views

[solid yew]

💥 💥 💥

[green blade]

According to the personality test I'm secretly an Arachne skinfreak

[upper dust]

But you were dead a thousand times. Hopeless encounters successfully won. A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand. You follow the path, fitting into an infinite pattern. Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild. Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all becomes one. One moment left. One point of space and time. I know who you are. You are destiny.

[delicate berry]

did you answer the questions truthful to yourself or truthful to the way you were going to play the game

[silent tangle]

revolution demands you

[primal frigate]

Pack it up Keggley

[solid yew]

yes, OPPOSE the order forced upon you by the personality test

[delicate berry]

keggley 💔

geoff kellogs

[silent tangle]

Rip off down the corporate shackles they put around you

[kindred moat]

Comparing Apples to Oranges, Destiny doesn’t have a dating simulator

[solid yew]

blow sum up

[silent tangle]

destroy Applebee's

[primal frigate]

I miss Fruit Loops

[delicate berry]

whats stopping you from getting them

[green blade]

What's your favorite flavor

[primal frigate]

Euro

[delicate berry]

damn

[primal frigate]

Regular idk

Theres diff flavors?

[rancid pebble]

hes exposing himself as a uesc spy

get him

[silent tangle]

Yeah

GET HIM

[primal frigate]

Wtflip

[solid yew]

nono he's gonna turn into a double agent in the third act

[green blade]

Colored flavors

[silent tangle]

fruit loops

Right

[primal frigate]

Wdym colored flavors

[silent tangle]

so you got like

apple

strawberry

lesbians

[primal frigate]

Dont they all taste the same with diff colors

[silent tangle]

yk

[green blade]

Red, blue, green, etc

[primal frigate]

Purple

[silent tangle]

My fav flavor is 4

[solid yew]

tasting pure wavelengths

[silent tangle]

As all MIDA do

obv

[green blade]

Phfor flavored loops

[silent tangle]

Mmmm yes

[static frost]

how do you get alpha access

[primal frigate]

The ones I ate were only yellow and purple

[silent tangle]

you don't

[rancid pebble]

this aint metal gear i dont trust that guy

[solid yew]

join MIDA

[silent tangle]

I'm the only alpha here

[primal frigate]

26 free for everyone just download game

[silent tangle]

We are MIDA

we are MIDA we are free

[green blade]

Shhhh it's a secret

[silent tangle]

and we hate Applebee's

[solid yew]

MIDA wouldn't sell you a game for 40 bucks

[static frost]

so on the 26th you can just play it

[primal frigate]

#marathon-news for more info

[proper pecan]

[primal frigate]

Server slam yes

[green blade]

No you have to learn cryptography and reading comprehension

[silent tangle]

We would charge like a old really cool penny

[primal frigate]

26-2nd then launch on 5th for 40 bucks

[sick acorn]

all this gameplay with Thief. Maybe shes a little too good

[balmy birch]

several slams

[rancid pebble]

mida actually gets early access to marton true story #marathon-news message

[solid yew]

don't put it in your pocket C:^)

[silent tangle]

We play today

Today we marathon

[green blade]

Marton freakathon server slam

[silent tangle]

Rook better

[primal frigate]

Triage better

[solid yew]

Triage GOAT

[silent tangle]

Triage lame

[feral parcel]

ellll gaaatooooooo

[silent tangle]

eat

[primal frigate]

Cant really compare since thats the most gameplay weve seen

[silent tangle]

consume

[lyric quiver]

...I met a traveler from an antique land who said... Marton...

[primal frigate]

Fake

[feral parcel]

not eating gato

[silent tangle]

MIDA believes in eating bingus

[green blade]

=

[obsidian quartz]

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[silent tangle]

bingus is sekgen propaganda

[solid yew]

The red moon hangs low, and beasts rule the streets. Are we left no other choice, than to burn it all to cinders?

[vague hound]

respect mida

[primal frigate]

Mpreg

🫃

[silent tangle]

CyAc

[dusk pasture]

When does the Bungie eu store ship usually? I bought the collectors Friday night, and I know they don't usually ship in the weekend, but I expected to see an email about it by today

[proper pecan]

[silent tangle]

you people are okay

[silent tangle]

It doesn't

I stole your package

[primal frigate]

If nobody got me, i know MIDA got me

[silent tangle]

thank you

[primal frigate]

🫃

[lyric quiver]

Just ok... 😔

[silent tangle]

You're not MIDA

[dusk pasture]

Still, I expected an email to be notified about it

[silent tangle]

You are on the same level as Arachne

We tolerate you

[solid yew]

goes so hard goddamn

[sick cosmos]

If I did faction profiling twice, got CyAc first and SekGen second with Arachne as my second highest both times, what am I

[lyric quiver]

But... But...

[solid yew]

that VA is insane

[green blade]

and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards bethlehem to be born? applebees

[wooden fjord]

I don't

[silent tangle]

is the only thing saving you.

[crisp merlin]

Arachne is trying too hard

[green blade]

Woims

[lyric quiver]

Not ?

[silent tangle]

Bingus is propaganda

[crisp merlin]

Leather duster and a fedora vibe

[green blade]

[solid yew]

Ah, you were at my side all along. My True Mentor, My Guiding Moonlight.

[grim fox]

oh thanks for the info

[silent tangle]

Bingus is used to appeal to corporate consumerism....

[lyric quiver]

sekgen will provide all your little pals

[crisp merlin]

Bingus is Durandal

[silent tangle]

gives life

[silent tangle]

escape will make me

[solid yew]

i'll never feel complete without my own collectible silkworm

[balmy birch]

escape will make me worm

[plain oxide]

the extraction shooter genre isn’t a good idea, but people want it to be, there will never be a good extraction shooter game

[solid yew]

good thing marathon is a hero shooter

[silent tangle]

Obviously you love Applebee's

you're a fraud

UESC spy

[plain oxide]

i can’t wait to capture points and infinitly respawn

[green blade]

says: "T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes"

[plain oxide]

i don’t even live in america

[crisp merlin]

It’s actually a worm simulator

[plain oxide]

i don’t even know what applebee’s serve

[silent tangle]

It doesn't matter

[crisp merlin]

Apples

[solid yew]

? no such mode. you gotta push the payload through the map

[silent tangle]

you are an Applebee's apologist

[plain oxide]

what about bees?

[green blade]

UESC Applebees

[crisp merlin]

Obvs they serve bees too

[plain oxide]

i don’t know what uesc is

[silent tangle]

bro

[plain oxide]

but what about applebees?

[silent tangle]

wrap it up

timeout

[sick cosmos]

become will not escape provide

[silent tangle]

larp on pause

[crisp merlin]

Maybe, is that a NuCaloric product?

[plain oxide]

that map that goes really high up from tf2

[plain oxide]

larping as a marathon fan

[green blade]

God I hope there's a payload mode

[plain oxide]

but i actually bought the game

[solid yew]

💔

[plain oxide]

and will be play on the 26th maybe

[plain oxide]

man i love that character that goes “seduce me”

he’s so cool

[strong anchor]

QUESTION Are the Bungie employees going to have exclusive in game cosmetics?

[plain oxide]

i hope he isn’t french

[plain oxide]

are u a bungie employee?

[silent tangle]

we all larp

larp is to free

to not larp is to be lame

[plain oxide]

if u ain’t play the first marathon u ain’t a true fan

[solid yew]

lerp

[crisp merlin]

I’m not larping, I’ve always been a worm of a thing

[plain oxide]

green ai robot

[solid yew]

HAAAAAAAAAARK

[plain oxide]

larp larp larp sahur

[silent tangle]

Together, we are

[green blade]

UESC bots harassing me about an ounce of Ozymandius, as if we didn't skin an applebees waiter a mile away in the swamp

[solid yew]

HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til’ ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more -- only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin’ tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye -- a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself -- forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

[plain oxide]

i took the mida role because the color matches my pfp

idk what mida is or does

[silent tangle]

oh they are terrorists/revolutionaries

depending on your point of view

[plain oxide]

what are their ideals?

[royal meteor]

they support genocide and everything bad WE are canceling you

[silent tangle]

uhm

[plain oxide]

israel?

[silent tangle]

they really just want freedom from the UESC

UESC stole their moon and starved them

[royal meteor]

Kill dogs eat polite fish everything bad in this world

[prisma warren]

does anyone know what the size of the server slam download will be

[royal meteor]

10

[silent tangle]

MIDA staged a revolt and ended up killing like 4 million people

[solid yew]

i think you unlock explosives perks and equipment with their skill tree

[plain oxide]

despicable me?

[silent tangle]

UESC is the big bad government

[rancid pebble]

atleast 1

[prisma warren]

smaller the the alpha?

[green blade]

We gonna fight a W'rknfreaknter

[silent tangle]

You chose the right side though

MIDA needs fuel

[solid yew]

gas

[silent tangle]

[plain oxide]

i’ll probably switch when i change my pfp

[silent tangle]

Arahcne skin them

[royal meteor]

No just 10

[prisma warren]

anyone with a serious reply please?

[royal meteor]

#rude

[silent tangle]

Obviously it's gonna be bigger then the alpha bro

[solid yew]

depends on the map, largest size is 18 i think

18 players

[royal meteor]

Thats what i told him

[silent tangle]

is the finished game gonna be bigger then the unfinished game?

[vague hound]

the tau ceti world profiling is wrong man

[silent tangle]

I wonder...

[vague hound]

no matter how many times i try

[silent tangle]

What did you get

[vague hound]

it says im arachne

[plain oxide]

knaye ewsst

knwaye weat

kaneywa easy

[royal meteor]

Clock his tea alpha lesbian transbian rook 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[silent tangle]

cause ur Arachne

[solid yew]

sometimes the test gets it wrong. feel free to join MIDA regardless

[sick cosmos]

arachne just wants workers I think

[green blade]

Bro does not value information moving more than the information itself

[plain oxide]

where the test is?

[vague hound]

exactly

[plain oxide]

testosterone?

[vague hound]

i aint falling for it

im cyac through and trough

[silent tangle]

Just for you 7

[vague hound]

(i tried like 6 times now)

its still arachne

[silent tangle]

6?

And 7?

woah....

[rancid pebble]

u gotta think outside the box answering bluntly will always get u arachne

[solid yew]

oh shit i didn't even read their question

[sick cosmos]

arachne was my second most both times, with my most being CyAc the first time and Sekgen the second time

[gray bane]

how many more days lads

[solid yew]

it got cancelled bro

[silent tangle]

Can you read at all though?

[mental belfry]

too many

[plain oxide]

what are the different groups called?

[vague hound]

3

[silent tangle]

MIDA can't read

[plain oxide]

like the umbrella term?

[silent tangle]

Factions

[plain oxide]

minecraft

[silent tangle]

I think that's what you're asking

[silent tangle]

first we mara

then we thon

let's marathon

[solid yew]

i do recognize most vowels and try to guess the rest

[silent tangle]

Ok okay

so

you read book?

[mental belfry]

Marathon is really about the friends we made along the journey

[green blade]

Freaky marton

[solid yew]

say that shit to my face

[silent tangle]

It's actually about beating nucal people up

[silent tangle]

i cant im deaf

[green blade]

I'm gonna slurp from the friend hole

[nimble totem]

I redid the test and paid more attention and I got NuCaloric. The description for that aligns more with me

[sick cosmos]

its actually along the way, not along the journey

[mental belfry]

It's actually about bunger 😋

[mental belfry]

interchangable

[silent tangle]

sekgen cat.

[sick cosmos]

its actually on the way, not along

[solid yew]

MIDA is inclusivity

:^)

[silent tangle]

MIDA is woke?

since when?!?!?

[green blade]

my slurping not included uwu

[sick cosmos]

Im actually TOO woke for this

[silent tangle]

Shut up CyAc

[solid yew]

the wokest

[mental belfry]

MIDA is woke and gay. NuCal is also woke and gay but it's also delicious

[silent tangle]

MIDA will find you

[silent tangle]

MIDA is woke and gay and transgender

what about that

AND we hate Applebee's

[obsidian quartz]

everyone is woke and gay

[silent tangle]

wokeathon

[obsidian quartz]

wokeathon

[mental belfry]

I'll have to consider

[nimble totem]

Except me

[green blade]

Sekgen is worm and worm

[silent tangle]

no

[solid yew]

genderbendingthon

[silent tangle]

especially you

you're the gayest bro

[sick cosmos]

CyAc has the same amount of letters as woke

[obsidian quartz]

anyone that is not woke and gay is removed from existence

[silent tangle]

so does MIDA

cyberacme

has more letter than woke

[mental belfry]

They found woke on tau ceti and the UESC is trying to cover it all up

[silent tangle]

dummy

[delicate berry]

did anyone else notice that discord got rid of the small activity bar above direct messages in the homepage

[green blade]

Sekigucci gang, deploy ur worms

[sick cosmos]

Im not even actually sure Im truly CyAc, call me non-binary the way Im not perfectly aligned to any role

so woke

[silent tangle]

You're not cyberacme

[solid yew]

wdym cyberacne? just use some tetracyline

[delicate berry]

the one that said u were "hotly interacting" with someone or if it was "cooling off" between you and someone else

[silent tangle]

you're MIDA

[obsidian quartz]

thats actually a banger line

[silent tangle]

you are fuel

[mental belfry]

burger is my fuel

I am woke

[silent tangle]

fuel for MIDA's fire

we are MIDA

[solid yew]

is burger the wokest food?

[mental belfry]

they should make a MIDA burger

[silent tangle]

no

wokest food is like

[green blade]

Tastes like woke. Isn't.

[silent tangle]

Froot looos

[mental belfry]

mida burger with hella estrogen

[silent tangle]

cause they're frooty

like woke people

[silent tangle]

tempting

[sick cosmos]

mida was my second lowest faction both times, so woke the woke dont want me

[mental belfry]

fake woke 😭

[silent tangle]

No

MIDA is dark woke

you are light woke

[frank sundial]

3 days until… Marton

[silent tangle]

traxus.

[sick cosmos]

what faction is that

[mental belfry]

evil woke burger that makes you kill people

[dusk oak]

no new shell cinmatic, pathetic

[silent tangle]

Cyberacme

[sick cosmos]

my fortune cookie had no fortune the hell

[mellow thunder]

@grave verge bingus.

[obsidian quartz]

marathon is so close and im gonna be so busy leading up to it that time will fly im so excited

[plain oxide]

i have to do like arg stuff to see where i stand?

[silent tangle]

No

[sick cosmos]

what does this mean

[silent tangle]

just take the quiz

[plain oxide]

how?

[dusk light]

does anyone know if the contracts/quest you do in the free weekend pass over to the full game release?

[solid yew]

www.tauceti.world/profiling

[mental belfry]

it means that you need to discover your own path

[green blade]

You poop your pants

[obsidian quartz]

goodnight wokeathon i will be back when i have awoken

[silent tangle]

Yeah this

you are MIDA

[green blade]

Freakathon loves you

[silent tangle]

I actually don't know

[balmy birch]

marathon..... is woke??

[silent tangle]

I think so?

[silent tangle]

no

[peak mirage]

I took the quiz and got Arachne idk how to feel about that

[sick cosmos]

the wokeinator says "Ill be back"

[silent tangle]

the transhumanism and corporate greed isn't real

[silent tangle]

Arachne 5/10

[silent tangle]

you are acceptable

[balmy birch]

... i'm going to spread the world

WORD

[mental belfry]

they're saying that all the runners make out with each other when you aren't loaded into the game

[halcyon condor]

hello my favorite lesbian rook

[peak mirage]

It’s like a death cult

[silent tangle]

all the runners are lesbians too

[silent tangle]

hello my favorite J

[mental belfry]

keep cooking

[balmy birch]

void??

[silent tangle]

yes

[silent tangle]

lesbian

void she/her

[mental belfry]

destroyer is the most lesbian coded character I think

[silent tangle]

and this is canon

[green blade]

what if they kept making out when our consciousness were loaded in 👉👈

[tight spire]

especially since it’s a man

[mental belfry]

when you get uploaded into your shell and you already got game

[silent tangle]

It's not

it's a robot

[green blade]

Made by WORMS

[silent tangle]

Rook is the most lesbian character

[mental belfry]

fair take

[tight spire]

with male secondary characteristics

[dull moon]

IS THAT WEEEK LES GO

[silent tangle]

I did not make my whole persona "lesbian rook" to have any other character not be the most lesbian character

[silent tangle]

so

[mellow thunder]

[silent tangle]

lesbian

makes sense

[main panther]

I haven't done a lot of looking around as far as the lore and factions and such go, but I took the faction profiling thing and I got Sekgen. What kind of faction is that?

[tight spire]

I mixed up Rook and Locus to be honest, especially since “Rook” fits the Destroyer shell much better

[silent tangle]

So whos writing the Gantry x Charter fic

[sick cosmos]

and Im the cool assassin guy

[tight spire]

but it still stands

[tight spire]

no such shell in the game

[sick cosmos]

how woke would you say mr assassin guy is

[silent tangle]

where is Marathons yaoi lover

where is my rival

[sick cosmos]

how woke would you say the nonexistant guy is

[scenic meteor]

🤷‍♂️

[silent tangle]

NOOOOOOO

[clever root]

I thought everyone was robots 😕

[tight spire]

no way to tell. pretty asleep the way I left him

[silent tangle]

I feel like I am forgetting something

[tight spire]

get it?

[silent tangle]

traxus

shhhh

[sick cosmos]

how woke would you say the sleeping man is

[silent tangle]

Not woke at all...

[sick cosmos]

how woke is the not woke man

[peak mirage]

I saw bingus the cat and the worm in trailers but where’s the cow? For the team selection role

[sick cosmos]

will we ever know

[silent tangle]

Eaten

MIDA ate it

[charred snow]

Who needs cows when you have ticks for milk?

[tight spire]

NuCal logo from the Joy trailer

I mean symbol not logo

[sick cosmos]

burger trailer

[peak mirage]

Ah makes sense now

[clever root]

If you crack a runner shell, maybe you'll find egg woke inside 😕

[plain oxide]

i got arachne

[tight spire]

ARACHNE

[plain oxide]

i don’t even know what they do

[sick cosmos]

if Im cracking anyone its the assassin

[tight spire]

THE SACRED THERMODYNAMICS OF VIOLENCE

[robust dew]

i just preordered marathon i was scared if its worth it but it looks cool so i don’t know

[peak mirage]

Uh so like die and progress the cycle

Oh and kill

[tight spire]

and that’s pretty much it for what’s cool about that faction

[silent tangle]

They kill people and skin them

[mental belfry]

The survey gave me MIDA but I haven't seen MIDA crew eat any delicious burgers sooooo #fakeWoke

[plain oxide]

why?

[tight spire]

they’re mostly being lame pretty much all the time

[plain oxide]

also how many years until 3209?

[silent tangle]

Join MIDA

[tight spire]

something about stunted early development, don’t know why

[clever root]

Tommorrow 😕

[undone hatch]

1183

[trim fog]

take a look at this guy

[silent tangle]

At least 2 days?

[clear flame]

In 3 days

[trim fog]

wrong person'

[robust dew]

Whats MIDA?

[sick cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/2014-gif-22209405

[clever root]

it'll be tommorrow if you go into cryo 😕

[plain oxide]

if not arachne i would be sekgen

[silent tangle]

Revolution

[clear flame]

[tight spire]

that’s better

[silent tangle]

Freedom

[trim fog]

they are factions, simliar to arc raiders traders and doing quests for them

[sick cosmos]

I dont know what I am

thats who Ill be

[silent tangle]

we really want our damn moon back

and to destroy Applebee's

[green blade]

This one cracks shells

[plain oxide]

i answered truthfully and ended w arachne

[robust dew]

oh theres factions which one is worth it tho

[green blade]

How freaky

[plain oxide]

so ig i’ll accept my fate

[sick cosmos]

if Im cracking anyone its the assassin

[tight spire]

you have to deal with pretty much all of them

[sick cosmos]

again

[silent tangle]

There's an official faction quiz

take it

[clear flame]

Thief is so um

[silent tangle]

And pledge your life to it

[tight spire]

take the quiz pill

[robust dew]

where do i take it

[quasi flower]

its marathon week guys!

[silent tangle]

tauceti.world/profiling

[jolly radish]

Where is that faction quiz thing

[tight spire]

https://tauceti.world/profiling

[silent tangle]

tauceti.world/profiling

[tight spire]

oh come on

[jolly radish]

Lol

[gilded olive]

👀

[tight spire]

you don’t have to enable your webcam actually

[jolly radish]

Oh dude you had me scared asf 😭

[sick cosmos]

you should though

[stuck birch]

Hi @tight spire

[sick cosmos]

let them know

[tight spire]

hello

[jolly radish]

What photo do I upload twin

[clear flame]

Any italines in the chat

[digital lodge]

[tight spire]

not needed, it’s just lore flavour

[sick cosmos]

the one sent to you personally

[tight spire]

immersion factor

[stuck birch]

How are you today?

[silent tangle]

we are MIDA we are free

[tight spire]

rude, opinionated

yourself?

[sick cosmos]

so if Im SyAc do I just fall upon team cow

[plain oxide]

get yourself something nice, this is seven dollars

[sick cosmos]

am I burger now

[digital lodge]

We are free

[stuck birch]

We are légion

[sick cosmos]

will I be ground

[tight spire]

NuCal is burger

[sick cosmos]

I see

[silent tangle]

We are MIDA

[sick cosmos]

what is CyAc

[silent tangle]

And we hate Applebee's

[sick cosmos]

perhaps CyAc

[tight spire]

geeks and nerds

[silent tangle]

Lame

[sick cosmos]

aww

[digital lodge]

FR

[silent tangle]

good good

[sick cosmos]

typical MIDA heads

[digital lodge]

I tried to get CyAc on my quiz but I got MIDA every time

[clever root]

What's wrong with Applebee? 😕

[silent tangle]

typical traxus...

[sick cosmos]

stinking up my not being sure of who I am by saying the faction Im not 100% about is full of intellectuals

[digital lodge]

Ofc traxus

[green blade]

Not enough car bombs for the mida folks

[clever root]

What's Traxus? I thought it was Fnatic 😕

[digital lodge]

Thank you! We need mor

[forest ginkgo]

Escape will make me mpreg

[rancid pebble]

we dont associate with F tier orgs here

[silent tangle]

car bombs are 2/10 idea

[nimble canyon]

NetEase shutters yet another western studio, TiMi Montreal
Responsible for games like, Pokémon Unite, Honor Kings, Call of Duty Mobile.

[digital lodge]

What about pipe bombs

[nimble canyon]

Oh no!

[green blade]

mpreg bombs

[tight spire]

Traxus: 😡
CyAc: 🤓
NuCal: 🐮
SekGen: 🐛
MIDA: 🫃
Arachne: 👻
UESC: 👮‍♂️

[fleet thicket]

Marathon week

[tight spire]

that’s for the lore nerds

[digital lodge]

Why we mpreg

[gilded olive]

Why is mida mpreg

[tight spire]

it just is

[dusk oak]

MIDA = Mid Agency

[forest ginkgo]

Mida = goated

I can't lie I fw them

[digital lodge]

Thank you death cult

[forest ginkgo]

🤝

[digital lodge]

🤝

[robust dew]

well i guess i found out my faction

[sick cosmos]

is being a nerd worth it

[tight scarab]

No

[digital lodge]

Yes

[tight spire]

no

[sick cosmos]

does this nerd emoji define me

[tight spire]

yes

[digital lodge]

No

[tight scarab]

Yes

[jade spear]

Does marathon have sbmm?

[tight spire]

not afaik

during the gameplay reveal they mentioned loot-based mm

not sure how it works now

[stark veldt]

T-3 DAY TILL ESCAPE WILL MALE ME GOD

[tight spire]

escape will male make preg

[sick acorn]

Ranked apparently will have a minimum loot value buy in, unless thats just a rumor

[stark veldt]

???

[vast quiver]

why marathon named as marathon?

[tight spire]

that’s from the chinese leaks apparently

[tight spire]

Halo was taken

[stark veldt]

Its technically a reboot

[clever root]

Mara-Thong? 😕

[tight spire]

but it’s unclear. common sense dictates that this should be the case

[forest ginkgo]

Maybe marathon is the friends we made along the way

[nimble canyon]

escape will give me something to do with my time.

[clever root]

Just play Arc Raiders in the mean time 😕

[tight spire]

there has to be an achievement for actually running a marathon distance right?

[normal eagle]

escape will make me burgr

burgir

[nimble canyon]

I have 118 hours, I built all workshops, obtained all weapons, completed the story.

Boring.

[sick cosmos]

marathon happens somethimes

[normal eagle]

facts

[lapis summit]

do yall think well be getting fully customizable shells (warframe-esque perhaps) or just standard equip-n-go skins

[tight spire]

no

[vast quiver]

marathon not feels like marathon

[nimble canyon]

No. It's limited skins.

[stark veldt]

Equip n go skins

[nimble canyon]

I hope this game does not ruin it's artstyle.

[tight spire]

not yet at the very least

[normal eagle]

limited customization, only gripe I have about the game

[stark veldt]

Obligatory live service shit

[nimble canyon]

Destiny 2 already did it.

[normal eagle]

but at least runners are cool

🔥

[digital lodge]

Marathon is run every time you try to leave

[tight spire]

there’s supposed to be some diversity when it comes to shell series though

[vast quiver]

the factions n things are cyberpunk kinda n marathon sounds old school

[lapis summit]

same! i feel like going full on definitely fits perfectly specially because the sillhouettes look pretty solid

[tight spire]

same abilities, different body type of stuff

[stone grail]

Marton soon

[pseudo bluff]

i want more marathon music

[vast quiver]

i want marathon memes gifs

[normal eagle]

yeah thats unfortunate, they initially set it up to be like that

[lapis summit]

oh theres plenty, just join a faction muhehehe

[normal eagle]

but whatever at least I have my boy Void and Locus

[stone grail]

As much as I joke about summer skins, same I hope it stays consistent

[tight spire]

at least runners are cool
posts the uncoolest one

[vast quiver]

runner sounds cool thats make sense

[normal eagle]

and Thief

[nimble canyon]

Full customization will ruin the simple and distinct silhouettes.

[normal eagle]

my beloved

[sick cosmos]

HEY

dont insult that guy

[nimble canyon]

Identifiable at a glance is good.

[normal eagle]

9/10 ragebait almost believed it

[knotty idol]

I was amazed at how atmospheric arc raiders was in terms of sound, and it is even more astonishing that marathon might up that.

[clever root]

I just want to be a cat in Meowathon 😕

[tight spire]

trvth nvke that was

[sick cosmos]

not nice

[prisma flame]

uncoolest isnt a word so opinion invalid

[sick cosmos]

#gottem

[tight spire]

nuh-uh

[normal eagle]

it makes perfect sense from a gameplay standpoint

[nimble canyon]

uncool however is in the dictionary.

[stone grail]

After playing Deadlock , that game does that so well , Valve is very good at doing that

[nimble canyon]

Not uncoolest though.

[clever root]

Uncool Sam? 😕

[tight spire]

nicest isn’t in the dictionary either

[prisma flame]

“least* cool” “most uncool”

[tight spire]

and nice is

[normal eagle]

''I hate hero shooters! the market is so saturated!''

proceeds to play Deadlock

but well

[stone grail]

I never said that

[lapis summit]

i forgot to add that i was initially thinking of just colors and not body mods :o

[normal eagle]

its considered more a MOBA

[normal eagle]

I was just quoting the haters

[nimble canyon]

I got told off by my art teacher for using nice a descriptive word.

[normal eagle]

mb

[nimble canyon]

kinda funny

[stone grail]

Oh okay

[vast quiver]

game got overhyped intention as far things going

[normal eagle]

uh

[digital lodge]

Damn

[tight spire]

is that part of the ARG?

[normal eagle]

lmao

[vast quiver]

Lol

[stone grail]

My art teacher in middle school got mad at me for drawing slender man for a project

[nimble canyon]

Have you been lurking since 20th just to say that?

[jade spear]

I hope marathon doesn't turn into grenade spam like arc raiders is<<<<<

[worthy scarab]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kim-kitsuragi-disco-elysium-2

[nimble canyon]

Depends how many you hoard.

...

[wooden fjord]

Marathon overhyped as hell mid game dead on release 0 players right now already DOA

[vast quiver]

yeah

[strange sorrel]

@plucky shell is ready to play

[jade spear]

I say Bungie just needs grenades now 😉

[nimble canyon]

Hides backpack full of chem and seeker grenades.

[wooden fjord]

They can pry chem nades from my cold dead hands

[tight spire]

the game hasn’t even released and it’s already 0 players in-game 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 !!!!

[clever root]

me cat 😺 me jam 😺 grenades 😺 me spam 😺 😕

[digital lodge]

I js wanna sneak up on smne and pop em w a knife

[vast quiver]

i need cheat code of bazuka in marathon

[stone grail]

It was so funny because the theme was doing something horror themed so i just did my current hyper fixation at the time

[dusk oak]

oh ho, whos gonna tell him

[nimble canyon]

OOF: 593 players are currently playing highguard.

Todays peak was 1,237.

[digital lodge]

Highguard is the def flop of year

[stone grail]

Peak guard

[sick cosmos]

erm, highguard is a videogame

[nimble canyon]

It's bleeding so hard.

[worthy scarab]

marathon gon be next

[sick cosmos]

only thing Im flopping is these flapjacks son

[normal eagle]

unfortunate, the game has a solid foundation but it isnt really fleshed out

[vast quiver]

this remind of somthing

[quiet pulsar]

highguard is better than concord because it survived more weeks, and that's facts™

[digital lodge]

Apex legends has had multiple complaints and still beating hard

[normal eagle]

needed more time to cook and some closed playtests here and there

[nimble canyon]

How do you go from an all time peak of 97,249 to just 593

[prisma flame]

its “foundation” is stolen from other games

[stone grail]

Peak that’s how

[clever root]

bots 😕

[normal eagle]

wdym?

[wooden fjord]

I feel bad for the devs but yeah idk how that game ever got greenlit. So horribly generic and way too late for the XvX hero shooter trend

[normal eagle]

im geniuenly curious

[vast quiver]

kurious

[nimble canyon]

Who pulled this pork.

[quiet pulsar]

moba foundation slapped on fortnite gathering system, fps gameplay and wallbreaking

[stone grail]

I liked high guard at first but then I got tired of the aim assist making everyone shroud at close range

[scenic pilot]

It was old respawn devs from titanfall/apex. ofc money got thrown at them

[stark veldt]

The idea itself was solid but the hate hype train killed it before it ever had a chance

[wooden fjord]

Is it actually down to 500 now? Oof

[digital lodge]

Yeah, OverWatch and Rivals beat them to it

[prisma flame]

the game is the lest original thing to come out… swear i read a book about highguard when i was 11

[clever root]

huh Highguard is nothing like those games 😕

[stark veldt]

If it got released regularly it wouldve found its nice player base and slowly got better and better

[nimble canyon]

Overwatch dosen't deserve success, have you seen how generic the new heroes are.

What happened to their designs, god.

[pseudo bluff]

highguard resembles apex gameplay extremely

[quiet pulsar]

yea, they have more players 💀

[digital lodge]

XvX hero team shooter

[stone grail]

Last overwatch character I liked look wise was Juno

[wooden fjord]

Rivals was really surprising, but I guess the Marvel IP is so massive and Overwatch players were looking for refuge after Overwatch 2

[prisma flame]

highguard says “reminiscent of battlefront two” 😂

[clever root]

the mode is way different 😕

[prisma flame]

what a joke

[normal eagle]

I mean...the games isnt all that bad it just kinda gets boring quick. I played it for 4h and I had to force myself to try it

[tight spire]

you mean, woman, call of duty, guy and another woman?

[digital lodge]

Maybe that’s why Rivals did better

[prisma flame]

the game is bad. A half assed the entire game and then put a monetization as soon as they released.

[clever root]

Rivals did better only because of the IP

[wooden fjord]

Also the fact that Highguard is 3v3 was a massive mistake. Map feels extremely empty for that few of players

[vast quiver]

Mewothon have cat and guns pew pew faction but cant survive after gta 6😆

[stark veldt]

None of the characters have rlly interesting kits to be fr

[grave smelt]

its an overall a good game that has soul and respect for source material

[digital lodge]

OverWatch?

[stark veldt]

If they did the game would be cooler

[nimble canyon]

Troll detected

[grave smelt]

no

[clever root]

Overwatch has history

[prisma flame]

EA ia pathetic. They could’ve made Titanfall three easily and got mega bucks

[plucky shell]

It's true

[digital lodge]

Then Highguard should’ve done smthin different

[stone grail]

Like what

[pseudo bluff]

not exist

[normal eagle]

thats so sad...I always wanted to see a TF3

[nimble canyon]

And that history is abuse, suicide, manipulation, lying and awful business practices.

[vast quiver]

overwatch was history

[clever root]

They did do something different.... 😕 people complained it was too different

[stark veldt]

I guarantee whenever titanfall 3 comes out itll have 1 million players day 1

[prisma flame]

i blame saudi

[normal eagle]

imagine TF3 with battlefield level enviromental destruction al large maps

[quiet pulsar]

and milk

[normal eagle]

heat

[digital lodge]

Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

[pseudo bluff]

that dev time couldve gone to a serious project, like a TF3. But more SLOP

[nimble canyon]

Oh yeah the breast milk thief.

[stone grail]

Fuck high guard and overwatch lets all play hello kitty island

[wooden fjord]

Yes, much respect for the large... Source material

[prisma flame]

they got bought by uae for a couple billion i think so they were making moves for THEM not US

[nimble canyon]

I bet it was pirate software.

[clever root]

Alot of people review bombed it with your mindset, they didn't even play past the tutorial 😕

[digital lodge]

Copy that