#🗣marathon-general-chat
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UESC must hate you guys
UESC hates everyone
i have a compulsion to make pasta from scratch im gonna go do that hi bye bye
Hasnt denied it yet…
I feel like pasta all’assassina would be fitting
UESC must die
no WE hate them
actually never been to an ihop, i drive by one often tho
Oh no we are totally homeless we hate the UESC we don't pay taxes
It's fate calling you
also can someone explain me the server slam?
i see a lot of escorts eating there or just smoking outside
free weekend for marathon
Hey guys ! I've been hearing about a "faction test", do you know where it is ?
that's all you need to know
U just download it and play Feb 26-March 2
When it comes to mida, public drinking is essential as it can quickly turn into throwing a molotov
Easy for a date
At Applebee's specifically
tauceti.world/profiling
thanks ! :)
The faction test is a scam by MIDA
translating: we are broke ash and moms kinda homeless
i will NOT be asking an escort to share an omelette with me, i paid for it, its MY omelette with ham
https://youtu.be/VfGYqHw0bqU
"Are runners okay"
also based kuromi
AW COME ON GIVE IT A SHOT
Might be your future wife
Probably not
no, its my omelette, its MY eggs benedicts
Imagine telling the kids how ya met
Y'know what. FUCK THE EVALUATION
'So your mom was a escort"
It’s MY despicable me collab cinnamon pancakes with frosting
ask an escort to pay for your omlette with ham
Never seen an escort in my life and you just casually see that at ihop regularly
oh yeah, your mom attacked me for my luke warm eggs and burnt cigarette adjacent coffee
The first exos cut off their own face.
SEE
I forgot that.
WE ARE MIDA WE ARE FREE WE ARE MIDA WE ARE FREE
go to your local red light district (ihop)
Love at first sight
tempting, but i feel like theyd want a milkshake
like
neopolitan
or like
IM BACK BITCH. AND I GOT A PROMOTION
pistachio
Gross
Too late we saw you admit you’re MIDS
No one is ever really there
fake ash
finally
Stick to tinder mate
axt should get fired
i do actually know an irl sexworker i could call her and just ask what she would get at ihop hold on
you must prove youre mida
Pardon?
do you guys think promotion in the mida unit just means youre about to become very very intimate with a bullet
yes
I was mida beforehand anyway...
wait im calling her
Lmk what ur mom orders
damn, i was actually enjoying Axt :((
Yes. Quite.
Mida is better than Arachne
why ???? am i blocked from accessing the US ihop menu???
Does Nu Caloric supports Applebee's?
so youre + on Betrayal
im glad im not gonna get promoted, since im only in CyMe
Traxus belongs in the dirt
We are beyond Applebees. We prefer Chili’s
Poor thing
What, you expected me to go with a death cult that I was Assigned to??
We fund your fake revolution lol
You are safe for now.
Arachneans, do you guys take tylenol, benedryl or asaparin
applebees is a good place to get drunk
You fund Applebee's
or do you guys “fuck it we ball”
If anything I'm probably just gonna work for whoever gives me more benefits.
you are the enemy
she said "orange juice and pancakes"
in america fastfood i would prefer taco bell i wonder how it taste
In my experience. It's Adderall
Me personally I do "fuck it we ball" dunno about the others
yes please - that would be mildly interesting to actually hear about
Taco Bell the best of the worst
It’s good
It is excellent except for when it’s bad
Oh yeah I got something very interesting to tell you about papa john. So they have headquarters in Louisville which is 30-40 minutes from me. And the Louisville Cardinals stadium was called "Papa Johns Cardinal Stadium" So after the news broke out about what happened, they SCRAPPED EVERYTHING from the Cardinals name, the name, the branding all of it. Like it was a clean sweep to forget that man existed
orange juice and pancakes
Thats
What the fuck?
crazy

What is the "dac" they are talking about in the questions ? ^^'
Especially you
Oh what news about what happened? What was the event?
He said the gamer word
thats because youre a mida unit, you guys are absolutely borked outfa your minds
thx ^^

Data Access Card, from the arg. You can skip it if you want
But why?
what kind of pancakes, and what kind of orange
no way
Oh you’ll have to be more specific
Hard R btw @celest coyote
Racial slurs hard R
Damn
Yeah that'll do it
Whats r mean?
We don't have ihop here bht if you tell me the options I'll ask her again
mb L?
do you guys sleep with teddy bears at knight
OH i get it
or teddy bears WITH knives
Coding language for statistics
I sleep with my emotional support tails doll
….is it a bear with knives?
My friend is Japanese and everytime she goes home to visit she buys me another cinnamoroll plushie yearly on her trip
No it's tails from sonic
…is tails a bear
He is not a bear
fox
He is a fox
…does he have a knife??
maybee
No, but I am sure tails doll from the lore does
He has a biplane
Do you think 'remasters' of Metal gear's are better than the ogs?
I headcanon it at all arachne members have a teddy bear and I night light to help them sleep
is he allowed to have a knife
I do have a knife
all good since they are just improved
Yes
Yes
I have a balisong somewhere, I haven't done tricks with it in forever.
interesting…
I'll probably cut myself.
I will give tails a knife


That’s the funny number

Maybe I should just go factionless...

67 in the big 2026 🥀 💔
Me to my meat
Or just join us at team cat


What, are you an applebees lover or something
100%
Considering it...
i think weather or not he remakes are shit and we dont get extra content from it i think its still a win for the people who wouldnt have access to the series without its existence, do i think it should have added content? yes, will i be disappointed if not? somewhat - but ultimately happy to be able to have access to it if wished it so
Lover, no. Hater? Also no. Fuck Chick-fil-A though.
…does tails have a tail
I don’t think Applebees and chick fil a are in the same genre of restaurant
do a backflip!!
My friend got annoyed with "I really like marathon style so I'm upset it's an extraction shooter" and she found a tweet abt that that really annoyed her and copied it and now whenever anyone in our friend group who has made that complaint infront of her even mentions a game she pastes that but replies marathon and extraction shooter with that game title and genre every single time
Agreed, fuck homophobic chicken.
guys if chick-fila had to pick a faction, what would it be
Traxus
i feel like theyd be Traxus
lmfao
Traxus
If any corp allows homophobia in the workplace it's traxus.
What's this about a chicken bein homophobic
arachne
I have so many games on Steam I haven't played.
cracker barrel

chick-fila
just a lil raw
yeah
wait okay no, arachne is dennis
Ykwim
…maybe
Steam tells me I've got 558 games unplayed but I do not want to believe it.
Is it really that bad?
or wait buffulo wild wings
They donated to the Salvation Army and National Christian Charitable Foundation
Should i preorder deluxe ed?
Oh you had me at salvation army ew
KFC was always better than Chick Fuck All anyway.
for myself its worth it - seeing how a lot of the games that come out recently the deluxe are upwards of 70~80
Beg you for adding me in your family
FUCKING OATH, ZINGER BOXXXXXXX YEAHHHHHH
UP THE ZINGER BOXX
Sorry I like KFC
???
Are you Australian or something
They adjusted systems, you would need localised private VPN to trick the software into thinking your client is in my house.
That sounds Australian
Whole lotta "what the fuck" going on in my head right now lmao
They force localised now with Steam family.
Fucking oath is Aussie but I'm kiwi
Yeah, I’m sigma
I love KFC. I miss double downs.
its easy to go through
u just need the guard code
Oh, zinger box is not something known to most of the world
WAIT REALLY
Zinger is a big thing in the UK.
im not gonna lie to you
Wicked Zinger Stacker.
Damn it. Now I want a spicy chicken sandwich from KFC.
(very good)
when you say a zinger box, im imagining a peep show from back then in NYC
Fuck. I shouldn't be hungry at 3 am.
What.
Yeah it comes and goes in the UK. I wish it was permeant, don't care if it's unhealthy, I'm not going to KFC for healthy.
Imagine going to KFC for a salad.
Zinger burger, gravy, chips, drink, coleslaw, nuff said
for those who are not in the know - its literally just this hexogonal room with a stripper in the middle of the room dancing for like 10~13 different people who are seperated by a box with a window
no the rostics ( russian kfc ) have that permanent
My sister does lmao
sad we didnt get coleslaw
I like my girlfriend she is cool I'm thinking about her
hi
helloo
Nah I'm ngl. If I wanted a salad, there's a restaurant near me that makes a kick ass Caesar.
Hi, how can we download the launcher for 26 open beta ?
I'm one of those people that hates human interaction. But I'll eat in a restaurant by myself.
dk if it is there
Fuck all that "you must be with one other person in a restaurant" societal norm bullshit. I do what I want.
whats the system requirements for this game? what kind of fps can i get from a rtx 4060 intel 13400
nah i love the human interaction
You are good..60+
good
Going to the bar and drink with some random man is beautiful expir
I like human interaction when it's with friends. Otherwise, unless you seem good from the get go, don't talk to me.
how good? can i hit 240fps constant at lowest settings withought frame gen?
I ordered a caesar salad ar a restraunt. It was called ceaser salad. It said all of the ingredients in it including anchovies. It said this comes with anchovies but you can ask to remove them. I ordered when the waitress came over she said "miss just as a warning it does come with anchovies is that okay". Are anchovies some kind of dire toxic substance it needs to be gated behind a protection system ?????
oh ty, will it be on launcher or on steam ?
I doubt..
I love meeting strangers and if I go too long without meeting strangers I don't like that
maybee
No, anchovies are a fish that stink to high hell and often taste like shit too. Dunno if they're toxic but people somehow manage to eat them.
ooh nice i pass
Why does it need three warnings, especially after already being ceaser salad anyway
He has two
Not 3?
Do you think memory transfer for pets is ethical in the marathon universe?
He does not
Because anchovies taste absolutely fucking terrible
KAAL1 is a biomata.
I’m a sonic nerd lol
good to you
Some people are also allergic or intolerant to seafood
Or... sigh* Bingus as people call her.
Thank god I avoided them
I'd agree but eating a meal by myself with no YouTube or anything seems so boring but also I'm just brainrottef
Bingus if ya nasty
i think thats okay
Don't think any memory transfer is ethical tbh but that depends on the perspective of if the consciousness has continuity
like who doesnt
If I go to a restaurant and it's for dinner, of course I'll bring someone else, but when I want lunch and it's spontaneous, I don't give a damn. I'm hungry.
They're a normal ingredient in ceaser salad and it's already written twice + idk anyone who doesn't disclose allergies before ordering at restraunts anyway
Fuck salad
I mean, runners are hella unethical.
Ah that's true if it's a quick meal
Last time I ate without YouTube I died
There ya go
stupid aminoacid complication.
Last night I let my meal go cold in front of me cause my headphones wouldn't connect lmao
can't have pineapple either.
doing shit without tik tok nowadays
Does the stigma exist at lunchtime? I know it definitely does at dinner but it always felt it normal to get lunch at restraunts myself without being weird
MIDA puts pineapple on pizza
I uninstalled tiktok a year ago and it's just been replaced by Instagram reels I'm so cooked 💔
Well any world where corpo gonks have this much power is bound to be super unethical
yes and
I wonder if runners eat and drink.
Man lol
Less so
I have seen much discussion on this
dont blame me its good
I ask this, simply because they're biosynthetic entities.
have you even tried?
I don't even like pizza in the first place
Nope, because I like my taste buds how they are
Man
Like, you see when we're being woven by the weaveworms that organs are included.
They're for aesthetics /s
Do we have a digestive system??
To be fair i like all pizza
Im a very social person but once I was at lunch and someone i vaguely knew without asking just sat at my table and started talking to me without asking and I did NOT like thatv
so pineapple just a topping
It usually just landed for me with restaurants in general. Like people are judgy as shit with their looks when they see some teenager go into a restaurant and eat by themselves.
Do they got vital organs?
I don't imagine some of the food on Tau Ceti is something you should eat.
printed ones i think
confirmed frozen affect in cryo archives, very cool
They like you…or on to you
Considering they bleed and have headshot weakness I assume so
Mmm tick milk 🤤
hey chat, what do you think about rats and hakers in the future?
We kill them
Rats: fine
Hackers: explode them
Hate hackers, fine with rats.
NEXT QUESTION
rats is an arc term
Oh wacky that's gross. Tbh I never know what's normal and not bc I'm getting stared at Central between face scars, my height, and tourettes so I just get old people staring directly at me fully eye open no matter where
No??
idont gaf if ppl camp
hackers will be hack ahahah
What do we call them in marathon?
rlly jus is
Well there has to be quite a few vital spots for processing and transmitting signals and data, also internals for cooling the heat generated
Rat as a term in games has been around forever.
Rats is an everything term
It's likely older than you.
uncs on arc call anyone they cant face one on one as rat,
True didn’t think that
Rats have been around for millennia. They started the plague
Or did they?
Leaves me out, because I keep it fair
Rats are rather clean creatures all things considered.
We call em snakes
I can't think of a single pvp game where "rats" or ratting doesn't exist in some capacity
Ok that works for me
I call em fuckin dogs
The flees on rats aren't clean nor sanitary.
uncs on arc when somone is shopoting them from behind:rat. if someone is next to extract and they kill them on extract: rat. if the person is in a corner: rat
Camping in games have existed for eons
i didnt say otherwise
Ever since the dawn of FPS
Rats are annoying as shit.
Hacker are fucking pathetic
which was uh, a long time ago.
Yup hell it was in goldeneye
See 1992, 1994, etc
okay okay guys we are all actually will be synthetic android etc
ai art is okay or not?
but the majority of ppl who call ppl rats are shitters who lack the gamesense to properly measure an enviornment in the game and then get punished for it and call that person a rat, like mb ur dogshit
absolutely not end of question
Woah yay
Generative AI is not at a point I'd call acceptable.
Yeah and that’s been happening since the FPS genre was introduced
If you support generative AI you're probably a grifter or someone that likes making money unethically from someone elses work.
adopting a scifi aesthetic doesn't mean we choose to embody its dystopian practices
I ask a.i mostly philosophical questions
Ethically Gen AI is abhorrent.
yeah but im SAYING this heacy use for this term in arc is an example of a player base that sucks at the game, not the result of actually ratting
Why do I have a game in my steam library called scoregasm.
I remember someone said they wanted to make graphics for me, so they showed me their stuff and it was all stolen art and AI
mfs in arc call ANYTHING ratting deadass
I think less of anyone that uses non local generative AI at all
Bad idea. Philosophy at its core is meant to make people question their beliefs. AI can't articulate an opinion.
I would love to see those people play tarkov
Yk I got called a rat on siege one time 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like bro that’s a TACTICAL SHOOTER
The greatest thing abt gen Ai is I have really bad imposter syndrome and talking to people in my field who use chat gpt a lot makes me feel really really really good about myself
deadass
Gemini by Google taught me the history of cyinicsim then to confirm I read books and look up stuff on online
People in arc are so accustomed to expecting PvE that anything that challenges it is clearly in the wrong.
Ok…not trying to promote here. But I actually hired someone to make a logo and it was legit art and I still use it to this day. So what I’m saying is, hire a legit artist and none of this AI shit
Long time no see Pickle Rick
so what I sit on my valk cams all day and C4 you to death
People get angry at me sitting in a corner with a shotgun. Like, isn't that the point? To hold down the fort?
I don't think relying on gpt's sycophancy's a good way to cope lol go talk to actual people
You can just do that without the first part it's not hard
I mainly mean historical events to
How do you get those things around your profile?
Get a time machine, go back in time.
Remember when mfs would do that then switch to another corner?
Read what I said again aye
I wouldn't use AI for something that is supposed to be up to the eye of the beholder.
not even ratting its a strat
Watch the announcement trailer on discord and complete the quest.
I still do that and it still works lmfao
Exactly bro it’s not cod or anything it’s not considered ratting, just check ur corners next time like a good player would do
well if not for you you can also tell that to other people you meet lol
I sorta do that in valorant
There is a positive use for AI. But that’s not it
People will do anything but play shooters with strategy in mind
Taking a S’pht rn
Anyone know if there will be a predownload for the Server Slam?
Valorant to me is all strategy,
to complain about it is cringe
i got it but i dont have nitro to keep it lmaoo
I don't touch valorant, I don't install rootkit based Malware on my computer, I already am forced to use Windows 11, that's bad enough.
Because its the least skill expressive way to play a game
🤷♂️
You still talking about it lol I think we get it twin
Viable, albeit mean and scummy...
Nah I have no desire to actively interact with people who use it profusely never used it ever, think less of anyone that does, in my own lane thriving, ceebs arguing with someone who's just gonna say nothing of note
Discord pays for my nitro as I've done/do code auditing.
counter: check ur corners
do u have to sign up for the server slam?
hey if it saves your mental then yeah
No
good for you
i checked some last demonstration video, and i didnt undestand - why do steps not have sound in room? only when you running
okeyyyy tubby
i wish there was something that could let you pay orbs to use the older quest borders you have
No, there's no purchase or sign up required.
The fuck you say?
epic
besides the 3 day nitro thing
People keep randomly buying me nitro without me asking without even asking for anything they just do it
It's a tactical shooter... If anything, not dying and taking out the enemy is the definition of skill with that game. Not all the fancy shit that "high skill players" do.
just because it's viable doesn't mean people like playing against it camping is also viable on many games
Lmaooooooo
nothing 🥺
Thats the thing tho I was trying to have my opinion on it but learn the opinion of the practice of philosophy of cynicism changed to due people creating a negative cognition to the term cynic now it's used more as an insult to people due to Christianity
I heard Thor when I read that lmao
anyway ratting sucks go use em god-given legs
I bet when Ubisoft eventually remakes Splinter Cell they're gonna ruin it. It'll be designed for the modern genereration.
Lmao good
I was glad it was Thor and not ninja
Yea tbh if I lose to something then its good to do bc it works. If I dont lose to something then who cares I won
I dont think theyre ever doing it 😭
Are you on PC or console?
I mean, pirate software is awful.
At most a remaster
My fav Norse god is Tyr
i dont think i like playing against anything where i have a better chance of losing, baseline if you wanna counter those playstyles you have to take them into account with ur gamesense
Just a nepobaby.
"oh we got a model father here"
Ball knowledge
Unless you meant God of war
agreed, i got scared when he said that
Unfortunately bro im one of those high skill players who has touched radiant so this is just making me laugh a little bit, if what ppl in high elo do is shit then why arent you in those lobbies with your corner camping shotgun?
There's a new god of war game
Yes God of war is what we meant
Did you know he worked at blizzard for 7 years?
I will say, I don’t quote ninja a lot, but when someone misses I can’t resist to say “hit your shots kid”
God I should replay that on the hardest difficulty again,
All i said was an objective statement about the corner camping playstyle, its not skill expressive at all
that's not helping his case LOL
Just a compilation of me having my neck broken by the Valkyrie queen repeatedly.
... We weren't talking about Valorant. Radiant isn't in Siege...
Matured humbled kratos is a great male role model
Yes tbh I only have an issue with "rats" if they're on my team not the enemy bc they're fucking inting
I know its just he loves to bring it up as if it gives him some authority lmao
Thoroughly annoying playstyle not bc its cheese but bc it sucks
I loved the way they portrayed post rage monster Kratos
The Valkyrie queen was the only boss that endlesslessly kicked my ass on the hardest difficulty.
Rage is miss understood emotion
Neck snap, neck snap, neck snap.
oh god I'm hopping back on genshin for the first time in half a year
They are similar enough to compare 😭 the playstyle exists in both and both are hero based tac shooters with a focus on ability powered executes, retakes and defense
I usually try to use strategy in valorant
Don't do it.
Oh god
Kratos is up on the list of top 10 biggest crash outs in gaming
nod krai's peak I only stopped playing cuz motivation hit rock bottom anyway
No tf they aren't??? What are you on??? 💀
The way Valorant and Siege play is far different
Correct
Valorant has this malware called Vanguard.
3 days +_+
You cannot change my mind.
Yeah and that bitch makes me restart my PC like why?
High plat and dia multiple times in ranked 1.0 emerald avg in 2.0 and played comp and cast siege and I'm happy to say that corner camping Is just inefficient and terrible for your own team. Don't really mind when enemy team does that though
3 days +_+
It's rootkit based and runs alongside your kernel.
Valorant is vastly different than siege
Ohhhh
This guy is actively trying to argue with me on this when I was literally trained to a highschool level Esports team for Valorant... And I've been playing siege since 2020...
The goat is here
might hop back on zzz too or switch between the two
Operation Health I member
I got like almost 10K hours on Valorant lol and enough hours on siege to know the difference
cuz I wanna learn character design
WuWa though
Not on Linux :)
Dap me up
Captin Demetrian Titus of second company of Ultramarines is a good role model for displince.
top of the morning, official marathon general chat
eh I'm more of a story guy and wuwa just feels like a harem sim 😭
It dosen't work on linux.*
Those were better times
@tepid bane
Who here plays deadlock and get me an INV So I can play it?
plus I'm already on r1999 anyway
Yes it doesn't really work past silver unfortunately. People eventually learn to check their corners. Shotguns are still fun though.
peak gacha
I wont touch siege with a 20 foot pole anymore
Used to play sledge, buck and Blackbeard
Most anticheats unless certified, do not work on linux.
Same those days are over for me
What is everyone up to on this fine evening
I don’t do Valorant nor any Riot games
Even though Bungie could literally enable flags to allow Destiny 2 and Marathon to work on Linux.
The only other thing I us a.i for is to wonder what dialog would be said between 2 characters I had Master chief meet kratos once
I don't have that kind of time nor love for a single game. The most hours I have on one game is 2k and climbing. Guess what for lmao
Just don’t ask how much I spent on skins
Fortnite steal a brainrot
I want someone to make a fallout game which dosen't suck.
You can use advance technique called thinking and imagination very cheap
Let Obsidian write it.
Then again... the outer worlds...
I've got like 1500 hours on overwatch so I can't judge anyone for anything
eeehh
No...
Nah but valorant and siege and totally different
I ran a simulation of Lord Beerus god of destruction in 40k
For real
maybe modern obsidian isn't....
Was I close tho?
there is: wasteland 3
Isnt the narrative the better thing in outer worlds
The gameplay is eh
Dear God I'm glad I have some level of monetary discipline... If it won't give me substance, I probably don't care.
The specific comparison was really narrow tbf I don't think it was crazy I broadly understood their point
You could use a better way to start a conversation gang rather then be rude
Much better in the sequel, and the gameplay improved drastically
I got fuck you money at times lol
they are very different but at their core it’s kinda similar, a tactical hero shooter
Yeah but the narrative also has some severe pitfalls, obsidian has never managed to reach NV's level of writing.
No... I have roughly 1.5k hours in Fortnite as a whole but I don't care much about it anymore.
Same and also same
whenever i play valorant i feel like im playing more siege than cs
That's a lot of hours of your life you'll never get back, I'm sorry.
You could look at gameplay from both and see the key differences. Even tbe core gameplay since you can swap your lean in siege
ur plays revolve around ur hero n their kit
Benefits of being a streamer lol. Wish I could do that well enough to live off of it. Wouldn't even have to go much higher than partner.
I'll occasionally check it out again but the only thing I really play on fort if I do play it is festival ngl
in cs ur plays more depend on u
I think "I only use Ai for xyz" is just a fundamentally strange distinction or sentence to make. Why does "only using it for something" make things better it is what it is no need to make the distinction between one use case being more justifiable then the other
https://youtu.be/22RdxGNl-wA
MARATHON (1994) - The Movie - (Complete Story With Gameplay)
or ur team if ure coordinated enough to do that
The first step is recognizing you have a problem, I’m proud of your progress
I don’t make that much money lol especially since twitch lower the minimum to $50 so I’ll get $50-100 like every two months
It's a good game
I basically just play the cowboy
i js get a bunch of chinese people who say “wa cao ni ma”
You can't have fuck you money 'at times', then you're just bad with money. you either have fuck you money or you don't
Pew pew
3 MORE DAYS
I’m no longer proud
Now they have to rectify their issue.
Or not.
Peak incoming
The comment had nothing to do with core game play just a skill expression remark, indont nesc fully agree with it bht the comparison was fine it was hyperspecific and not about the games as a whole
Eh, decent enough for spending money I guess.
lost in the sauce
Depends trust
Yeah true I agree
I've played it more since the new season dropped than like the 6 months before combined
Erk.
The new heroes are fun dawg
It came in clutch last October when I went to twitch con I’ll say that
This chat makes me want to shower.
I still mostly play Cass though
And I've already had a bath today.
Its funny having an ult that kills everyone in that general direction
Who be taking baths
I took a shower
You'll need another after reading all this shit.
I don’t lift
I have 2 weeks to PR or gg
Bonus shower
I don't work out. Though I definitely need to start moving around more.
vibe is off today in the official marathon general chat
I never said it made it better just found it interesting how to minds would talk to each other lord
I used to go to the gym like super late
Overwatch isn't even that bad compared to what some people (Scooby) play
Maybe ride my bike a bit more often...
I use to go to my ex wife super late
I do gym and tkd and cardio and flexibility training
Overwatch is blizzard, and blizzard is lost.
I dare say that overwatch has made a decent comeback.
Did y’all do push ups?
Sit-ups
I mean it's getting better tbh, they fired Bobby so
Excuse me guys can you pls explain how we can get in the game for the slam tomorow
But they didn't clean house.
By existing
I have to instal it
You don't need to do anything.
Ok
you had to sign up weeks ago
Just install it.
My schedule rn is gym 4x a week tkd 2x a week cardio 6x a week rest day Sunday, abs every second day, swim when I can flexibility training daily
Launch the game.
Every AAA company is lost nowadays anyways I sorta don't care enough anymore
No signups.
Hi chat
Give me $50 in crypto and I’ll let you in (notascam)
Quack
Cap space marine 2
Blizz is cooked, EA is cooked, Ubi is cooked, PlayStation is cooked, Xbox is cooked, they're all cooked
Ethereum or Robux ?
Yes
Crypto, ew.
That’s the joke
what about CDPR
Xbox is whatever but it's not cooked
Another wretched thing responsible for ruining the prices of everything.
They're probably the most cooked on that list
The last great inactive multiple war game was battle field 1
Best battlefield fight me over it
BF6 was good for a month
How, xbox directly that is not subsidiaries and stuff
It washes bf4 idc
"Xbox boss Phil Spencer is stepping down, will be replaced by Microsoft AI platform president Asha Sharma. Sarah Bond is also leaving. Matt Booty staying."
Sure.
they're polish
cooked dnough
As an Xbox user, Xbox is cooked
But BF3 exists
that's BC2 sorry
pc
Well I mean they just replaced Phil with the head of AI at Microsoft so
Pog
They port their exclusives to everywhere else so they aren’t exclusive, charge shit ass prices for subscription, kill their best IPs
Oh that's my bad I thought she was moving to another Microsoft general role
Battlefield 3-4 will be goated to me
And Phil was already doing bad
Yeah gg
I dont meet Hard point fans alot
It was…alright
they dont exist
Damn
I genuinely think one of my favourite battlefield games was Battlefield 2142.
They do, they just don’t talk about it lol. Kinda embarrassing
It was fun
Xbox has no exclusives, all their acquisitions were flops basically, the handheld they launched is pointless and the one thing they have going for then (game pass) keeps getting more expensive
But 3-4 for me are my GOATS
My girlfriend is feeling down and shes just going woah ur so tall while lying on the ground and biting thus shark plush she ordered online is she okay
Almost had a heart attack
Thank god that's a 1
And they’re giving games like Halo and Fable to PlayStation but yet PlayStation isn’t giving anything back
So that sucks
I got a dragonnite plushie I have hold my bong for me
I think she’s fine she just has autism
W dragonite
And that’s ok
I mean why would they? There's no reason to port anything to Xbox anymore, they have no playerbase at this point
Marathon releases on Xbox!
It’s the principle
If bloodborne comes to pc in a good way I'll forgive everything all playstation execs do ever /hj
I’m getting it on PC
I have a life size vaporeon plush I cuddle when I feel things in life get too much.
The streets want it
Shadows die twice is still my fav souls game
I just think about the haters
I went to The Warehouse earlier today (basically NZ Walmart) and there used to be a whole aisle of Xbox games and when we went in there was one shelf labeled Xbox but half the shelf was switch games and there was a PS5 on the bottom shelf
With the height thing I'm medically concerningly tall for what I am demographically and she insecure about her height so she comments on my height a lot the rest is jut wacky
Omg the warehouse another kiwi ooh rah
Brother
It's uh 68cm 60cm 92cm 4400g
There's like 3 of us we're taking over
Was a Japanese import.
My girlfriend loves leafeon I Gotta get her BIG leafeon
🧐
Gonna watch more martheon gameplay and eat breakfast
So is this stupid engine I'm dropping in this stupid American rust bucket and seeing what happens
Your options are Etsy or Nintendo's official store.
Thats a lot of gold that seems expensive
I watched all I could for marathon
Same
I got that shit on lock and key with the digital deluxe
I can't wait to hunt sweats for loot
Japanese friend visits Japan yearly and I might have to go to Japan for work end of year bht I don't particularly want too
It's crazy that half of what they had to do to fix the visuals was just slap mud literally everywhere
I hate how modern games especially on UE5 look like someones smeared vasaline all over the visuals.
The Thief class won't be available in beta?
Ue5 generally suck booty
Won't be for the serverslam, no.
Nah, kinda lame but I kinda get it I guess
Its understandable
Yeah I wouldn’t even consider it a beta. A stress test really
The Server Slam is a slice of Marathon’s gameplay. Enough to get comfortable, not enough to see everything.
You’ll be able to:
Infil into two zones:
Perimeter, an edge-site expansion on the colony's outskirts
Dire Marsh, the colony’s agricultural research hub
Take on the early contracts for five factions: CyberAcme, NuCaloric, Traxus, MIDA, and Arachne
Progress though the early faction levels and progression trees for each faction
Try out five of the six Runner shells that will be available at launch, plus our scavenger experience Rook
Play as a crew, solo Runner, form uneasy alliances with proximity chat, and more
They know she's everyone's favorite so they're saving her for the full game so if you wanna play her you gotta get it
Makes sense ig
I'm newish to gaming (got properly in too it aside from r6 bc of work) to spend time with my partner and a lot of what's so called intuitive in new games just isn't for me bc dodnt grow up playing them, so I got recommender to play some old games to learn and not only did it help its been actually super fun
Speaking of getting the game I finally preordered it today yippee
I wanna play Assassin
My only real new game is monster hunter wilds bc I got pc for my birthday as a gift and it came free with monster Hunter wilds bc graphics card
Launch and Season 1 will bring additional maps, factions, contracts, gear and more, including:
Two more zones
Outpost, set in the middle of a thriving UESC military installation
Cryo Archive, an end-game zone aboard the derelict UESC Marathon (unlocks during Season 1)
Thief, the sixth Runner shell
Full progression for all six factions, including additional contracts, deeper upgrade trees, and the addition of the sixth faction Sekiguchi Genetics
Ranked mode (unlocks during Season 1)
Other secrets and surprises...
I wanted to get deluxe but I'm broke but it's fine I'll upgrade later probably
Yup I did the same
Jesus what a Chat
No pinwheel of doom
I got to play it in one of the tests.
I keep seeing ppl say that outpost will come later during season 1 and it annoys me cause it's not true
What a emotions
Acid rain.
Allegedly
John arc raider
Gn marathon discord My cat has climbed into my shirt which means it wants me to sleep
Gn kitty
I lack the roles but I've been part of three tests, lmao.
Chocolate rain
(account got banned, then unbanned)
Sleep token and martheon finna hit different but I guess I shouldn't listen to music and lock in
My only emotion is I like lesbians especially my girlfriend
I love my lesbian polycule a lot.
The songs they've released bang so hard
I listen to music while gaming
I've heard coderace already but the others are bangers frfr
They keep excluding outpost, why though.
She fucking bites I've never known a person to behave like that
As long as it’s not super repetitive
What colour is she
but i scroolll alot believe me - it was just funny
I have to have an open ear for attacks
Sure she isn't a puppy girl?
She likes wearing green
Puppy girls bite.
That’s why I lower it just enough
I think it's cause it's the coolest outside cryo so they wanna encourage ppl to buy the game
She got a signed collar from the creator of Celeste is that anything
Valid.
Your cat is green?
Oh my cat not my girlfriend
Okay, that checks out.
You should probably get that checked out at the vet
My cat is black and striped
Yeah 😭
Nice
I've seen a green KAAL1 in tests.
W game
what do you MEAN it checks out
My cat is non-existent cause I don't have one
A blue one and a white one, I think I saw a black one too.
Im a bit unclear on what happens to the guns and items you get from pre-ordering, upon death? Do you lose the guns that you got from pre-ordering when you die?
Jesus its just the tag. You are 15?
She grew up gaming and I didn't she's getting me in too games that she considered part of her identity
Transwomen can be bitey.
Whenever I finally move out I'll probably get a cat down the line tbh
I should know.
How did you know she was trans 😭
What you say?
I used to be scared of cats for years but I'm chill with them now
Psychic powers
Behavior description, inclusion of celeste collar, lesbian.
W trans
What you see. I guess im right?
Boi I was making a joke, chill
Also I low-key also figured she was trans 😭
Probably because I also have a trans girlfriend and you figure stuff out
I fuck with trans homies
I'm so excited for Marathon's full release.
My thief statue makes a good night light.
Same
You ain’t right about shit btw lol I’m a grown ass man
OK tbf I knew like no trans people until uni and I was het until I realised I had a huge crush on her and came out as a lesbian and we started dating so like
I'm way more excited now that I know I'm gonna be able to play it 😭
Don't have a shelf big enough to put the statue and it's box really cool background though.
I'm not very in the queer community
Cute
So I just put it on my dressing table.
And that’s okay, gotta start somewhere
I'm trying my best to learn and be a good girlfriend and a good ally however
Hype
This chat can be so loving and caring when the chuds are offline.
Just be a good human being
this community is very trans so welcome
i love wokeathon
But the mods do a good job at terminating the chuds.
I'm very excited for marton
NuCaloric tick milk friend hole gamersupps collab when
Not a bad idea
Holy buzzwords
I quit my uni sports teams bc they implemented gross trans policies and now my uni keeps spam emailing me going pleaaaase come basasck
I do have gamersupps
Chill, you already answer and i send you 👍
Gamersupps over here is too expensive, I just went with Sneak.
Can we get a gamersupps burger flavor and a shaker cup with the
on it being held by recon in a bikini?
gamersupps is doodoo for me i prefer monster
KFC Marathon Meal when?
I mean same but
I'd buy that immediately
monster actually keeps me focused and awake
I love KFC
ZINGER BOXXXXX
I’ll promote it lol I live in Kentucky
sekiguchi genetics has officially endorsed arachne to check on trans runners and act accordingly if anything happens to them
I'll take 3!
I want KFC to bring back double downs in the UK.
KFC is very yummers
@indigo summit KFC Europe, Asia oraz ISA?
So fucking good.
Only 3?
My girlfriend bit her shark until it was damp and is hitting me with it what the fuck is actually her problem
For starters aye.
Make Mashies a permanent menu item KFC 😡
this is typical behaviour and you are blessed
So adorable.
Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery
show her some trains to distract her
Did you know there’s a KFC dating sim?
Your gf?
Mashies 🤤
Yeah why
Not all trans girls are interested in trains, but a lot of them like tech.
Especially old tech.
i think everyone is into trains and if you dont like trains i dont like you
Then you can choo choo out of here lol
Hi, is access to the alpha play test this weekend still available?
fakecel
My girlfriend is the complete opposite to me in terms of gaming habits
No access required.
She's upset bc I called the shark dumb and she wants me to apologise and says I "don't get it because I'm cis"
Just wait until serverslam is active.
Not an alpha dog
this is all true, you need to apologise
-
- = perfect couple
blahaj is a trans icon
It's cancelled, or everyone can join it?
wait is it the ikea shark (i forgot its name)
I dont like the shark
yeah blahaj
lol everyone can join, it was a joke
Idunno man
Those reminded me of the ARG oh god please
Don't remember
Once I finish a single player game I'm basically done with it forever, I think I can count on one hand how many single player games I've finished multiple times whereas she has played through Cyberpunk a dozen times 😭
I mean you shouldn't talk shit about a trans womans blahaj
Ah sweet,, how do we go about downloading the game and joining the play test? Is it just as simple as searching the game on steam when it becomes available?
My girlfriend grew up gaming and I'm new to it and learning everything now
i have over 400 hours on cyberpunk that shit is peak
Yes
It's impressive how difficult Marathon's trilogy is on the hardest difficulty.
fucking compilers
fuck
Has she dragged you through the portal games yet
she must be so happy holy hell 😭
Skill issue LOL
I'm gonna put it in the fridge
I've been playing on PlayStation my entire life and my girlfriend switched to PlayStation like a year ago and she already has double the amount of platinums 😭
Get ready for PTSD with this one lol
How come
Yep...
you should put it in the freezer so when she hits you with it you learn your lesson
I'm happy for you and your girlfriend, Naira.
I'm not the kind of guy to go through collecting every trinket just for gratification
Yes! Jesus fuck how do you all keep guessing unrevealed facts about my girlfriend
i'd love if i could introduce my partner to a hobby i adore and see that they too start to enjoy it
its all just canon events for trans people
I mean those ones are basically part of the gaming Bible you've sorta gotta play those
Commen knowledge
It's just trans things.
It's gamer law
One must shall play portal
I don't even own a computer and I've played them
I got no gf, just the boys
She made me a 200 song longplaylist before we started dating so I could get to know her bc music is important to her
True
oh you got a real good one. dont mess it up
ngl something id do because i would be indecisive of the songs i like lmao
I live alone and single
I like picking my girlfriend up in the air and she giggles when I buy her flowers
I've got like 6 platinums and my gf has double and she's been playing PlayStation for a year whereas I've been playing PlayStation my whole life
Im gonna puke. 
@god me when
Lol
I could probably name them all off the dome tbh
We just had our 2 year anniversary and we are going on a trip just together to China soon
Beat you to it
Sick
WHY NOT ME
happy anniversary
I am abnormally large I'm 2 months premature bht I'm so big the doctors got concerned
IM 26 WITH NO WOMAN BRUH WHEN ME
Do you think they got stuff that says “made in china” IN CHINA
They do but in different language
I'm an Asian woman. Average woman in my family is 5'3. Average man in my family is 5'6. I am 6'0 with a 155kg deadlift
Hm, Steam added the Notice: This game is excluded from Steam's Family Sharing service. to Marathon.
Shit I wish I knew how to read
I think if you posted an outline of your relationship online somewhere literally all the comments would be some variation of that one Yu-Gi-Oh image
Thank you !!!!
Fuck
Did you not get your number from the lobby
Every person gets their line number before incarnating
Good lord
No I didn't
Fk
It's over unfortunately
Fuck
I miss San Diego bro
Black Ops II is only £13.
I'm fucked for life and NOT THE GOOD WAY
Cheers bro, I’ll drink to that
What were the killer fish like
I wasn't really that online until the last few years and people in my girlfriends online circles keep asking:
How she got with me
If our relationship is open
Which makes me feel very very good about myself as I'm horrifically insecure
Black ops II at a reasonable price? Splendid!!
We call them “homeless people”
just be yourself 
Eh, anyways. Back to work LOL.
THAT DOESN'T WORK
Yeah I'm surprised at it's cheap price. CoD games aren't usually reasonable.
Tried it also
be yourself but less lame
That also doesn’t work
if it doesnt work you havent found the right person. keep being yourself until they find you
9 year relationship going strong :^)
I think ppl coming up and asking if you have an open relationship is one of the greatest compliments one could receive. Unless they're only asking cause they want your partner then it probably sucks I suppose
I live alone, no girl no pet no kid
Is there any official statement about M&K support for consoles for marathon...?
I live with too many mfs
Most games lack it.
Not saying how old I am but my face is covered in scars, the few relsrionships I was in were horrific horrific relationships, I was single for a time. And now I found the person who I can't even compare to others because she defined what love means to me. Hold on soldier
