🗣marathon-general-chat

[wooden wolf]

did you know that arbys meat is actually blended goop that gets resolidified into the shape of a sliceable tube

[left bane]

see

[livid trout]

U not meowing for me in last 10 min

[silent tangle]

SYBAU NEEYTH

[molten flax]

But like imagine a whole chat full of arcos, snowcrash, marnies, and sloppers

[lethal spindle]

sounds european

[silent tangle]

SDIBYT

[molten flax]

actual hell

[regal hemlock]

Omg were you there for "im gonna think back on this convo in a week when im right"

[kindred vigil]

Twitter

[wintry bough]

Mb here you go. Meow

[wooden wolf]

burger king sucks

[livid trout]

Good boy

[wooden wolf]

I agree

[kindred vigil]

omfg who said that that shit was funny

[molten flax]

could not remember

[left bane]

i eat pasteified tube meat daily thats fine

[wintry bough]

THE ONLY GOOD THING ON THE BK MENU IS THE WRAPS AND THE DESSERTS.

[regal hemlock]

Was it idiot??

[kindred vigil]

I gotta relax

[kindred vigil]

I think so

[molten flax]

NEEYTH

UNC

[livid trout]

@kindred vigil good boy

[molten flax]

GO

SLEEP

WHOAH

[livid trout]

I saw it

[agile mason]

I eat holographic food

[kindred vigil]

I win

[left bane]

the red 40 is getting to neeyth

[silent tangle]

I eat

people

[wintry bough]

[agile mason]

I

[kindred vigil]

gng

[wooden wolf]

do you eat bovril

[kindred vigil]

update yo self that shit getting phased out

weirdly enough

[molten flax]

ew

[silent tangle]

Am Steve?

[kindred vigil]

I'm kinda shocked at that

[left bane]

i do not im not from the uk

[wooden wolf]

ok

good

[kindred vigil]

u def french

[agile mason]

am ded

[wintry bough]

Victy is good fren

[kindred vigil]

🖕 French loser

[silent tangle]

oh

[left bane]

i am not french

[livid trout]

Best frien

[kindred vigil]

oh

[wooden wolf]

are you froggy

[molten flax]

Victy will die

[livid trout]

[kindred vigil]

[time zone] loser 🖕

[molten flax]

called me unc

[agile mason]

I’ll be back someday

[silent tangle]

that sucks...

[molten flax]

what the hell man

[wooden wolf]

hey branden

[silent tangle]

I got my hopes up and everything

[livid trout]

U will depart sooner u unc

[left bane]

im not french british or german

[molten flax]

no wil not

[agile mason]

me?

[kindred vigil]

no one said German #caught

[molten flax]

uncs go sleep

[wooden wolf]

yeah you Brandon what's up

[left bane]

i took the 3 things i think americans would guess

[silent tangle]

you're an earther aren't u

[wintry bough]

@silent tangle Guess you have your proof

[left bane]

somewhere around there

[silent tangle]

I been had proof

[kindred vigil]

u prolly from somewhere niche that no one would say

[silent tangle]

we all know what u r

[left bane]

yea

[molten flax]

aykree stop making brandon stay up

[regal hemlock]

#🗣marathon-general-chat message twas

[agile mason]

the moon
it’s looking rly nice rn

[kindred vigil]

like isle of man or some shit

[wooden wolf]

sweed

[wintry bough]

Cute?

I hope

[wooden wolf]

I love the moon

[silent tangle]

idk i like women

[left bane]

yea

[kindred vigil]

when ppl are unironic it be so funny 😭

[silent tangle]

sure

[vagrant raft]

My memory is bad. What was the details for cross play matchmaking. Ate console vs consoles a focus if you Que with console only players?

[agile mason]

same here slime

[wooden wolf]

I knew it

[wintry bough]

So do i

[silent tangle]

twinning?

[wintry bough]

Nah I'm just bi lmfao

[kindred vigil]

I think console gets matched with other consoles but not PC unless a PC player is in their group

[regal hemlock]

Enough to steal it? Cause we have a plan.

[silent tangle]

I know

[molten flax]

He just like me fr fr

[silent tangle]

you radiate bi energy

[wooden wolf]

#🎨marathon-community-art-chat message

[silent tangle]

trust

[wintry bough]

I play bass. It should be obvious

[obsidian quartz]

blowing you up

[kindred vigil]

Who tryna start a boy band 🙌

[wooden wolf]

alpha lesbian transbian rook what energy do I give off

[regal hemlock]

Is it a good boy band?

[molten flax]

unc go sleep

[agile mason]

neeyth u in charge of

[wintry bough]

Long as you get a cute drummer

[silent tangle]

im gonna learn the guitar soon

[kindred vigil]

yeah

[severe temple]

honestly I weigh playing without cross play lk

[silent tangle]

Either completely straight or closeted homo of some kind

[vagrant raft]

Turning off is only to turn off pc matchmaking?

[kindred vigil]

no, it turns off cross play in general

[regal hemlock]

Wait do me

[silent tangle]

mmmm

[kindred vigil]

so u only play with ur platform

[silent tangle]

wait no

[wooden wolf]

meow

[wintry bough]

Gay

[left bane]

o we're doing aura readings now

[molten flax]

u give off femboy energy

[kindred vigil]

no one says aura readings

[silent tangle]

Gay man

[kindred vigil]

No one fucking says that

FUCK you 🖕

[wooden wolf]

OKAY

OKAY

[left bane]

right

[agile mason]

wuts my energy

[wooden wolf]

WOW

[molten flax]

GOATED

[agile mason]

I need to know

[kindred vigil]

winner

[molten flax]

TELL ME IM WRONG AYKREE

[primal frigate]

Cortisol spike detected

[molten flax]

TELL ME

[wooden wolf]

sure

[wintry bough]

You might have that pointed at the wrong person lmao. That's me.

[kindred vigil]

oh, well now I just look like an ass don't i

[molten flax]

We all just femboys fr

[kindred vigil]

I been making an ass of myself for like the past 5 days

[silent tangle]

Gender non confirming homo

or

[kindred vigil]

do not put that shit on me ⁉️⁉️

[left bane]

thank you friendly png

[agile mason]

speaking French now?

[silent tangle]

you're going through an identity crisis

[molten flax]

Not deleting that

[long osprey]

am i still in time for the identity readings?

[molten flax]

stand on business

[agile mason]

wait

[wooden wolf]

your aura readings are really off rn neeyth

[silent tangle]

Straight.

[long osprey]

i thought i missed the window

[wintry bough]

No need, already saw it

[kindred vigil]

are y talking about spiritual palm reading

[molten flax]

we wee or sumshit

[wooden wolf]

holding hands

[kindred vigil]

u not one with the crystals 🙄

[silent tangle]

Straight but in the "I would if I was drunk" kinda way

[agile mason]

damn

[wintry bough]

Baguette

[wooden wolf]

#ffd1dc

[molten flax]

my turn twin

[long osprey]

man i'm a nonbinary bisexual you gotta retune your gaydar

[kindred vigil]

I want a evil red aura cause I hate everyone

[wintry bough]

Here's my aura. It'll change from white to yellow in a moment.

[silent tangle]

That was my second guess

[molten flax]

I would reduce this little shit into nothing if it was rea

[wintry bough]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kindred vigil]

bye or hi

?

[livid trout]

Guys

Can i get meow in chat?

[silent tangle]

Bisexual

[wintry bough]

Meow

[kindred vigil]

no

[wooden wolf]

meow

[left bane]

woof

[silent tangle]

no

[kindred vigil]

broooo

[livid trout]

I will never call u good boy ever again

[molten flax]

boring ash plus i said that already

[wintry bough]

Shush click

[agile mason]

u got like 100% prediction

[livid trout]

Lmao

[kindred vigil]

fuckkkkkkkk

[molten flax]

fuck hes right

shit

[wooden wolf]

I call myself that for self affirmation

[kindred vigil]

wait that's kinda crazy with no and with context 🥀

[silent tangle]

blowing up ur mailbox twin

okay

[livid trout]

Why when u can just ask me

[silent tangle]

where's the older women im waiting

been here long enough

[wooden wolf]

I can't ask for it then it's not real

[kindred vigil]

🦗

[wintry bough]

No you won't. Click

[agile mason]

wut

[wooden wolf]

also peak banner tf

[livid trout]

Well pat pat good boi :3

[livid trout]

Thanks

[wooden wolf]

WHHAGAHGDHSHGUF

[silent tangle]

yeah see

[silent tangle]

gay femboy

[wintry bough]

@livid trout you missed it

[silent tangle]

Called it

[molten flax]

You giving em out to everybody, you harlot

[kindred vigil]

were all joking right 😂🙌

[wooden wolf]

straight

[wintry bough]

Where?!

[silent tangle]

don't lie

it's okay

[livid trout]

Feeling left out?

[kindred vigil]

yes sir i.meqn they I mean it I mean any

[molten flax]

And I am a 8 foot 2 demon

[silent tangle]

we won't call you homophobic words

Probably

no promises actually

[wintry bough]

WHERE?!

[livid trout]

I never miss any of ur meows

[silent tangle]

this is true

[molten flax]

actually very glad

[wooden wolf]

meow

[kindred vigil]

what's 5x1

[livid trout]

I can be straight and a femboy, but iam not

[silent tangle]

Look in the mirror

[kindred vigil]

👀

[wooden wolf]

21

[wintry bough]

[kindred vigil]

doesn't flossing not work

[wooden wolf]

image2.png

[kindred vigil]

Same with mouthwash

[silent tangle]

I don't sleep

I'm rook

[molten flax]

i already did tabs

[kindred vigil]

there's something that doesn't work

[silent tangle]

rook doesn't sleep

[wintry bough]

I can be a femboy and I am. But be straight I cannot

[silent tangle]

your brain?

[wooden wolf]

i poot rooks to sleep

[silent tangle]

slaps knee

[wooden wolf]

what did I spell put like that

[molten flax]

okay socrates

[wintry bough]

Aww... Got my hopes up...

[molten flax]

go sleep inc

[silent tangle]

I don't know

[molten flax]

unc

[livid trout]

Relatable

[kindred vigil]

this message funny asf it reads like ur so appalled

[wintry bough]

I really gotta go into philosophy lmao

[left bane]

mouthwash is to be used after meals and such its kinda unnecessary right after brushing your teeth

[molten flax]

Don't not worth

[wintry bough]

Yay! I'm not alone in here

[kindred vigil]

idk I think some YouTube shorts told me that u shouldn't use mouthwash and that flossing is ok but it doesn't generally work

[molten flax]

GO SLEEP OR I'M BANNING YOU FROM DEADCOCK

oops

[silent tangle]

I should make a playlist for my marathon yuri.

[molten flax]

minor spelling error

[agile mason]

from wut …

[wintry bough]

It wouldn't be the main thing lmao I know it's worthless today

[kindred vigil]

no way

I can only afford to do 1

[molten flax]

is it done yet?

[silent tangle]

no I haven't started bro

I got sick

I've been throwing up for 3 days straight

[kindred vigil]

This guy brushes

[silent tangle]

It's all neeyth fault

[kindred vigil]

🪥

[wintry bough]

Meow

[kindred vigil]

U can't blame everything badin ur life on me

🙄🙄

[silent tangle]

yes I can

and I will

[livid trout]

Iam gonna brush ur hair twin

[molten flax]

AO3 curse hit already and havent even written anything yet 💔

[silent tangle]

everythings your fault

[agile mason]

damn

[wooden wolf]

I'm hungry

[silent tangle]

neeyth stole my progesterone

[molten flax]

Hi hungry

[wooden wolf]

what is that

[kindred vigil]

I do

[livid trout]

I just made some fresh bread if u want a sandwich

[kindred vigil]

I brush my teef

[livid trout]

[wooden wolf]

I will make mish ban you

[silent tangle]

Hrt drugs

basically

[wintry bough]

Nom. Mine.

[kindred vigil]

What even is that

😭😭

[wooden wolf]

that is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

[silent tangle]

Neeyth u stole them

[wooden wolf]

oh ok

[agile mason]

oh

[silent tangle]

you took my estrogen neeyth

[kindred vigil]

I do not steal hrt

[silent tangle]

you took it

[kindred vigil]

never that

[molten flax]

THEN DO IT, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS NOR THE WILL TO DO IT

[left bane]

hormone thats meant to help with breast growth and libido

[wintry bough]

Would I get banned for explaining this? Lmao

[kindred vigil]

I WOULD NEVER STEAL ESO
TROGEN

[livid trout]

Feeding people is my passion

[silent tangle]

you're trying to transition

YOU TOOK IT

[molten flax]

AYKREE YOU ARE WEAK

[silent tangle]

GOD DAMNIT NEEYTH

GIVE IT BACK

[molten flax]

I love all of you btw

[kindred vigil]

I deliver estrogen 🙌😂

[agile mason]

awesome sauce

[fervent pebble]

i steal estrogen from blood streams like some kind of girl vampire

[wintry bough]

Was a good snadwich

[wooden wolf]

I think mish is a girl

[molten flax]

that just reminded me of the 4chan chud

[silent tangle]

okay

im waiting

[molten flax]

horrifying

[wooden wolf]

oh my god I'm dyslexic as fuck

[wintry bough]

Oh nah

[kindred vigil]

marine or is there some other chud

[sleek granite]

how do i get the bot to send me my dac again?

[summer nebula]

[molten flax]

yes?

[molten flax]

yea that one

[sleek granite]

/dac

[wooden wolf]

idk I saw him somewhere in there

[livid trout]

I cant describe it but its so satisfying to see bro eating stuff i cooked ans going
„Yuum :3”

[fervent pebble]

i invented trans women by stealing the estrogen of innocent women sorry

[kindred vigil]

U need to go to bed

[sleek granite]

that did noto seem to work

[stuck sleet]

if y'all like Marathon's idea of moving consciousness between shells y'all should check out Altered Carbon series

[molten flax]

You and neeyth gotta go back to school

[silent tangle]

okay so

[kindred vigil]

yes u can have 3x9 of them

[silent tangle]

give me more

??

[wintry bough]

Must be nice to have a bro

[agile mason]

that’s sweet
I can see it

[silent tangle]

what about 6x7 of them

[wooden wolf]

I don't think school can fix my broken brain

[molten flax]

between the two of you, i could teach a depressed snail to read at a higher level

[livid trout]

U are my bro too

[kindred vigil]

woahhh

[fervent pebble]

i drinked it from u so it's gone now sorry

[kindred vigil]

WHAT IS WITH THE STRAT FOR ME

[wintry bough]

[silent tangle]

God damnit

[wintry bough]

Euphoria going crazy tonight

[wooden wolf]

who

[kindred vigil]

I'm learning my maffs rn

[molten flax]

arent you the guy who said he doesnt read

[silent tangle]

I'm gonna kill you raccoon

your time is up

[kindred vigil]

I dont

My comprehension probably at 5

[molten flax]

wait fr? good on him actually

[sturdy vector]

out of 60

[fervent pebble]

see u on tau ceti iv

[primal frigate]

Rook saying threats is like a baby in a cradle crying

[silent tangle]

yes

that's me

[kindred vigil]

I'm so fucking scared....

I don't know shit yo

[left bane]

i dont blame you america is bad at teaching kids to read

[wooden wolf]

put rook in a diaper

[silent tangle]

NO

[molten flax]

neeyth are u 20?

i have an feeling

[kindred vigil]

turning it

[wooden wolf]

neeyth is a baby wow

[molten flax]

i am the oracle

[silent tangle]

I'm turning 19

[primal frigate]

Damn

[wooden wolf]

little baby googoo gagaa

[primal frigate]

Little youngins

[molten flax]

dudde

[kindred vigil]

in theater, now

[wooden wolf]

red panda

[molten flax]

never say that

again

[livid trout]

Good i like making people happy

[wintry bough]

FR?

[livid trout]

Except pfhoon

[silent tangle]

okay guys

I hate you all

[livid trout]

Ofc

[silent tangle]

bye

[molten flax]

FUCK YOU VICTY

[livid trout]

U hate me too ? :c

[kindred vigil]

bye rook

[left bane]

cya tomorrow

[wooden wolf]

do you want to be mutuals

[livid trout]

Sure thing twin

[primal frigate]

Its on sight with rook

[wooden wolf]

see you in 30

[wintry bough]

I meant friend request lmao. Though it says you're not taking any

[livid trout]

Yeah sorry, i can add if u want

As arc mod i was getting 10 of those a day so i disabled it

My dms atm have 161 unread messages

[dense bloom]

hello

[livid trout]

🐈

[molten flax]

ur an actual arc mod

ew

[wintry bough]

Oh.... Yikes... Must be annoying

[wooden wolf]

what the fuc

spam🥀

[wintry bough]

I somehow doubt that Arc chat is as silly as Marton chat

[kindred vigil]

I get about 200 dms daily, they steady calling my fone

[left bane]

are any of the dms funny

[molten flax]

you and 200 alts

[livid trout]

They range from weird to insulting to funny

[kindred vigil]

me in 2018 maybe yeah

[livid trout]

But also i had some unexpected ones

[reef summit]

[left bane]

right

[wooden wolf]

heh, you'd hate to see how many DM's I get a day

[kindred vigil]

1

[livid trout]

I played duo in arc raiders with a player from NFL 69 ners

Who wanted me to show him around the game

[molten flax]

none? zero? zilch? nada? unavailable?

[left bane]

i did not do that

[wooden wolf]

bots

so many

[livid trout]

I still have him on friend list

[wooden wolf]

bots

[livid trout]

Bro is hella chill

[wooden wolf]

das cool tho :3

[molten flax]

I played duo in arc raiders with a player from NFL 69 ners

[proven kernel]

last i checked…

[kindred vigil]

I played duo in arc raiders with a player from NFL 69 ners

[wooden wolf]

hi mish

[livid trout]

Anyway i added u axt

[molten flax]

Mish do I go to work tmrw?

[wooden wolf]

I delusioned that someone misgendersdb you

[wintry bough]

Sports just aren't my thing. Unless it's Wii Sports.

[magic rose]

Miss Gender 😁

[wintry bough]

Wii was peak

[kindred vigil]

<@&1306392707979018371>iss.gender wya

[wooden wolf]

@ m

[proven kernel]

It’s sunday.

[molten flax]

and monday tmrw

💔

[wooden wolf]

I don't have work tomorrow yayy

[kindred vigil]

yay Monday

[livid trout]

Iam European so i dont care about nfl

[molten flax]

I hate you

[livid trout]

At all

Still was fun

[wooden wolf]

nya

[kindred vigil]

ppl have said they hate me today more often than they said they lovue me #easiertohatethantolove

take notes, business owners would

[wintry bough]

Yeah? I'm American and I don't care about the NFL lmfao

[nocturne oyster]

i HATE you neeyth

[kindred vigil]

fuckk

[wintry bough]

Football is for angry jocks who have nothing better to do

[nocturne oyster]

explode... immediately

[molten flax]

Neeyth who would say that to my goat?

[livid trout]

A lot of americans seem to do tho

[livid trout]

I hope when marathon drops we get some discord borders

[kindred vigil]

I meant *today

[molten flax]

I LOVE Neeyth

[bronze cradle]

what is nfl

[livid trout]

So i can make my profile complete

[kindred vigil]

National football League

[wintry bough]

I need more Marton stuffs

[subtle inlet]

marathon

[wintry bough]

I need Merch

[bronze cradle]

oh ok thx babe

[kindred vigil]

ur welcome

[sturdy vector]

football they say

[pulsar cradle]

marathon doa

[livid trout]

Call him good boy now

[pulsar cradle]

horrid game

roblox gam

bad

[magic rose]

I neither hate or love you Neeyth

[kindred vigil]

That's called indifference

[molten flax]

u tolerate him?

[bronze cradle]

concordian timeline 🤓

[lost wedge]

You forgot the pickle

[molten flax]

night tabd

[pulsar cradle]

hi guys

[subtle inlet]

marathon

[pulsar cradle]

i love marathon

and i love phfoon

[wooden wolf]

centrist looks like Tau Ceti

[molten flax]

SHUT UP PICKLES I HATE YOU

[pulsar cradle]

I HATE YOU TOO

[kindred vigil]

r u dyslexic

[pulsar cradle]

IM GOING TO EAT YOUR HEART OUT

you will die

[wooden wolf]

I think so

[livid trout]

I met soo many cuties on this server

[wooden wolf]

meow

[wintry bough]

I wish somebody would eat my heart out...

[pulsar cradle]

am i the cutest

[kindred vigil]

oh is it like high functioning dyslexia

[livid trout]

And one goblin pfhoon

[pulsar cradle]

if im not the cutest idc

[molten flax]

ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[livid trout]

Not really no

[pulsar cradle]

damn

guess i gotta up fire on your dome piece

[magic rose]

centrism
cetrism
cetris
cetri
ceti

[wooden wolf]

is that a thing

[smoky kernel]

Marton

[molten flax]

I will tear out your central nervous system

[kindred vigil]

ur pfp is too scary to be xute

[dusty dust]

Who on here has a hot mom?

[livid trout]

Can u stop stuttering

[kindred vigil]

I genuinely don't know I'm honestly saying shit

[wooden wolf]

I'm a hot mom

[pulsar cradle]

i think its cute

[kindred vigil]

Is that real or not

[dusty dust]

Alright prove it

[wintry bough]

Mrow

[pulsar cradle]

it is

[wooden wolf]

my back hurts

[pulsar cradle]

dyslexia is a spectrum

[dusty dust]

Slide in my DMS

[molten flax]

unc go sleep

[pulsar cradle]

and can vary

[livid trout]

Hate me cuz u aint me

[vagrant raft]

Ill play on PC and ps5. Would like a ps5 only movement turn off crossplay.

[kindred vigil]

who else be misreading things that ain't in the sentence

[molten flax]

and i pray everyday for that

[wooden wolf]

oh so you are gay

[pulsar cradle]

i wanna rip victy in half

[dusty dust]

My ahh hurts so bad

[molten flax]

YES???

[wooden wolf]

lol

[kindred vigil]

if ur sitting down I suggest standing

[dusty dust]

I'm on bed

[magic rose]

Miss Read 😁
like fantastic 4

[wooden wolf]

I'm laying down

[pulsar cradle]

ok ill rip you in half too

[wintry bough]

Most of the people in here that are living the night life are some kinda gay

[dusty dust]

I had an ahh day at the gym

[kindred vigil]

U should probably stand up for like 20 seconds

[dusty dust]

So my ahh hurts

[wintry bough]

Guaranteed

[kindred vigil]

ohhh

[wooden wolf]

I'm not

[kindred vigil]

Was it legs day

[dusty dust]

Yes

[kindred vigil]

That'll do it

[wintry bough]

I said most of...

[bronze cradle]

its 9am for me but im still gay

[wooden wolf]

hehe

[magic rose]

where my pump pick at? 👀

[wintry bough]

Gotta get them squats in

[kindred vigil]

dude

[wooden wolf]

dude

[lost wedge]

Ye ol straight dude here

[magic rose]

my fault

[wooden wolf]

omg hiii rapture

[pulsar cradle]

i only punch holes in ppl when im hungry

[lost wedge]

Oi

[kindred vigil]

how different marathon characters would react to you coming out:

[wooden wolf]

that reminds me

what happened to CHUD

[pulsar cradle]

signalis is gey

am i gey

[wooden wolf]

don't see him anymore

[pulsar cradle]

im invis now

[wintry bough]

Signalis is peak

And gay

[kindred vigil]

Banned

[wooden wolf]

no way

[kindred vigil]

If ur talking about slop denier

[pulsar cradle]

i like signalis cus i kill things

[wooden wolf]

lmfao

[wooden wolf]

yeah

[lost wedge]

Why do I see Chud used so much now when did this enter common brainrot vernacular

[kindred vigil]

Vandal: me too

[magic rose]

wait fr?

[kindred vigil]

Wait fuck u already said her fuckkn

[wooden wolf]

if we got into chud lore it would turn political

[kindred vigil]

Yeah he's banned

[pulsar cradle]

chud is a politcal term tbh

[lost wedge]

Sick

[kindred vigil]

This implies something..

wait u forgot assassin and rook

[frosty ember]

Bro some mod timed me out for 1 day for saying I'm sore

[pulsar cradle]

as it should

[livid trout]

Chud is just something i use to describe pfhoon. Ain nothing political about it

[frosty ember]

Like deadass

Mod if you're reading this

You know what to do

[wooden wolf]

but I missed all that before I started using chud bc I just envision chud as a fat guy with rolls on his neck who uses reddit

[livid trout]

Mods can u kill cloud

[kindred vigil]

don't do that I need to play ff7 part 3

[lost wedge]

It sound accurate

[kindred vigil]

Reddit is in a league of its own with the variety of legends of mods in that place

yheesh

[wooden wolf]

actually yeah chud is 4chan

[lost wedge]

I’ll blanket term it for any chronically online armchair political expert

[wooden wolf]

yeah

[lost wedge]

Which includes Reddit

[magic rose]

is this fucking play about us??

[wooden wolf]

my head canon is that it's people who self proclaim to be a chad

[kindred vigil]

idk if I prefer my like 3 month reddit fixation or this server

[wooden wolf]

reddit🥀

[kindred vigil]

trueee

[wintry bough]

Mrrow

[wooden wolf]

truth nuke

[lost wedge]

My most recent online discovery of brainrot trends is that looks maxing and peptides are trending now

[kindred vigil]

guys

[lost wedge]

Saw some clip of a jacked dude get his hat stolen and turns out bro had no hair

[kindred vigil]

guys

what's the pink medicine

[lost wedge]

Actually brutal

[kindred vigil]

bismol

or smth

[wooden wolf]

oh god don't even get started on the looksmaxxing rabbit hole

[magic rose]

pepto

[kindred vigil]

I was lonely and needed human interaction so I joined bunch of gaming subreddits

[storm ice]

Devs if you see this I'll pay 2 scoobie snacks to drop the slam earlier.

[kindred vigil]

it was the brief period of winter loneliness it happens

[lost wedge]

It has spawned some pretty funny terms lol

[wooden wolf]

true

[solemn adder]

how do you play on the 26th steam says march?

[kindred vigil]

Who tryna skull smash

[lost wedge]

A lot of them are dumb but I do like telling bros to watch their cortisol levels when they get mad

[kindred vigil]

U just download it when come feb 26

It'll just be there

like magic

[storm ice]

I wish there was a preload for this slam

[kindred vigil]

I'm serious it'll just be there

[wooden wolf]

trollmogged

[lost wedge]

Chudmogged

[kindred vigil]

ah, u like u like adding chud for suffixes eh, I just learnt that word, suffix, 😄

[solemn adder]

no predownload is chopped

[lost wedge]

Me when I’m on 10g of ashwaganda and my whole family dies but Iowkey don’t care

[kindred vigil]

I also learnt ravenous

[storm ice]

Hopefully the file size isn't too bad

[lost wedge]

Exactly

[wooden wolf]

the ashwaganda shit is so funny

[kindred vigil]

gigglebytes

😭😭

[wooden wolf]

I think this is banable

[livid trout]

Bros 3rd attempt to slide into dms btw

[wooden wolf]

haha got you to delete your message

[storm ice]

1 terabyte and its all for marathon

[kindred vigil]

nanana booboo type message

[wooden wolf]

gaslightmogged

[livid trout]

Meanwhile iam such a giga chad i dont ask

I just dm

[kindred vigil]

ur so improper and impolite

[lost wedge]

I do wonder just how bad the internet is for people stressing about preloads rn

[storm ice]

Unironically this wait is not healthy

[wooden wolf]

oh hey what's that I got a new dm

[livid trout]

And yet u go crazy when i call u good boy

[storm ice]

The sooner I get ingame the better

[kindred vigil]

do not say that outta context

I do NOT go crazy

[storm ice]

We gotta way another couple days after it

[kindred vigil]

nor do I ever have wanted those sentences

[solemn adder]

idk i just bought the game and was confused

[kindred vigil]

This is libel

[livid trout]

Lying again

[kindred vigil]

I should learn to stop being uncouth to avoid exposure to my being

[lost wedge]

lol true it’s just a test though I’m sure preload will happen for launch

[kindred vigil]

I learnt words today mb

[wintry bough]

That's fine. If neeyth doesn't want them. I'll totally take more

[kindred vigil]

wowh

Greedy ass

GREEEEDYYY

[livid trout]

pat pat good boy

[wintry bough]

More for me

[wooden wolf]

that reminded me the other night someone reported me for posting a twitter link bc I wanted to show a meme and I got a warning for "promotion"

[kindred vigil]

type of guy to take money in a warzone

[wintry bough]

[storm ice]

I mean we also get some goodies for the preload

[lost wedge]

That’s the preorder lol

[kindred vigil]

alr now 😭✌️

[wooden wolf]

guh I'm at 3%

[kindred vigil]

2 much

[wooden wolf]

some chud

[kindred vigil]

WTF who would do that lol

[bronze cradle]

what do you get for the preorder

[storm ice]

Nah depending on how high your level goes on the slam. You'll get extra when it launches

Not just the pre order

[kindred vigil]

A emblem I think

[wooden wolf]

they are a chud to me

[kindred vigil]

Yeah emblem and some skin

[wooden wolf]

I also know who it was

[kindred vigil]

And destiny 2 comsetics

[bronze cradle]

preorder

[bronze cradle]

very nice

[lost wedge]

Ok you meant the server slam then lol, I don’t think a preload should be the determine factor in if you make that or not I’d hope unless you’re on that dialup

[wooden wolf]

oh yeah I got D2 cosmetics didn't i

[kindred vigil]

idk, did u

[wooden wolf]

I preorderd

[storm ice]

They showed it in the announcements

[kindred vigil]

don't be so witless aykree

[storm ice]

This isnt really new info

[lost wedge]

Tac sidearm skin, a charm and a sticker and an emblem I believe

[kindred vigil]

yay new words 😄

[wooden wolf]

why would I be a witness

oh

wait

[bronze cradle]

thx thats actually more stuff than i was expecting

[kindred vigil]

aykree

Witless

WIT

omg

[lost wedge]

I’m aware lol

Some would say I’m woke

[wooden wolf]

I thought you were rapture

[storm ice]

Idk what the argument is then. I think there was some miscommunication.

[lost wedge]

Ehhhh

[kindred vigil]

I'm pretty woke

I think

I gotta see on friday

[magic rose]

you should go to fuckin bed tho

[wooden wolf]

rapture will we be playing marton

[lost wedge]

See you in court buddy

[lost wedge]

Yuh

[primal frigate]

Marathon is the test, and Im the answer 🫃

[kindred vigil]

I haven't been able to sleep at night icl

[wooden wolf]

peak

[kindred vigil]

idk why, I can't sleep at night, I gotta sleep at like 6-8 am

[wooden wolf]

same

[kindred vigil]

I was about to unironically put 6-7 but

[bronze cradle]

damn vanoss is still active i thought he retired or sum sht

[wooden wolf]

except im employed

[long osprey]

think about it this way, sleep makes marton come sooner

[wooden wolf]

#🎨marathon-community-art-chat message

I think I remember that

[kindred vigil]

ghahahahahaa 6777777 six seven een eneneenen

[wooden wolf]

at least the tail end

insne

[lost wedge]

I’m no sub I’m gonna dompeona discord

[kindred vigil]

some would call me a neeyth what do they call u

[wooden wolf]

that lowered my phone % from 3 to 2

[kindred vigil]

ur battery strong asf didn't u say that 30 mins ago

[long osprey]

charge your phone twin 😭😭😭

[wooden wolf]

what

[kindred vigil]

Didn't u say u were at 30% 30 mins ago

[wintry bough]

I be a very happy boi

[kindred vigil]

A lot of things I do is poor I can't help it

[wooden wolf]

I said 3

[kindred vigil]

ohhh

[wooden wolf]

.

[long osprey]

that’s some weak-ass battery if it depletes a percent per minute 💀💀💀

[kindred vigil]

was it not 30 minutes ago

It felt like 30 mins

[wooden wolf]

it was less than 10 minutes ago

neeyth are you ok

[kindred vigil]

yeah

I think it's my brain being sleep deprived lwk

[wooden wolf]

dont

stay up

[kindred vigil]

Conflicting info here

[wooden wolf]

hmmm

comma

/playtest

[kindred vigil]

I think I might unironically be a lil slow

[wooden wolf]

why is new noise Russian

[wintry bough]

Sleep is for the weak. You however, are weak. So sleep.

[wooden wolf]

I should make dinner

[kindred vigil]

What the fuck yeah it's rudsian

y

[kindred vigil]

At 5am

[wintry bough]

Never heard of rudsian

What's that?

[wooden wolf]

I forgot to eat dinner

[kindred vigil]

I get it

u should get to that

[wooden wolf]

but I'm in bed

and my phone is 1%

[kindred vigil]

cook when it dies

I guess

[wooden wolf]

no

I like to edge death

[kindred vigil]

thhris is weird, why is it me and u talking, this is a first...

[wooden wolf]

I was scared I was about to get auto modded with that one

[kindred vigil]

I misread that message 🥀

[wooden wolf]

👁️👄👁️

[silent tangle]

You can read?

[wooden wolf]

to what

[silent tangle]

Shocking.

[kindred vigil]

came back to be a mean pants

woww

[silent tangle]

fuck u neeyth

im gonna

I'm gonna put bricks in ur pillows

[kindred vigil]

Ion even got a pillow

[wooden wolf]

@silent tangle 30 minutes to the second

[kindred vigil]

#checmate

[silent tangle]

LMAO

[proper pecan]

drewski video looks sick

[silent tangle]

that's so funny

[wooden wolf]

it is very dope

[proper pecan]

yea bro we get some good teamfights without burgers sitting around doing nothing

[wooden wolf]

there's also another YouTuber named drewsky (he's in the server, cool guy) who did an interview with a Bungie dev today and has a good video on it

[wooden wolf]

I'm really good at predicting the future

[silent tangle]

Predict how many hours marathon will last before it dies

[kindred vigil]

Does anyone wanna play wiiu

[wooden wolf]

9638

[open remnant]

Some great gameplay footage being shown now

[silent tangle]

okay

[kindred vigil]

ok, that's ok

[sand sun]

how do i get a dac?

[kindred vigil]

what about a Nintendo

[open remnant]

They really amping up the hype train

[wooden wolf]

#leaderboard

[arctic sinew]

Hey

[flat river]

marton in 4 days

[arctic sinew]

I’m back

[wooden wolf]

hit the button that says DAC

[open remnant]

Marton will make us gods

[arctic sinew]

Hi image2.png

[wooden wolf]

where are so many people suddenly coming from

[flat river]

can you weave me 1 billion dollars now

[arctic sinew]

My hour long timeout

[arctic sinew]

I ate them all

[wooden wolf]

what did you say

[flat river]

god damn it

[open remnant]

The world?

[flat river]

not again

[arctic sinew]

my hour long timeout finished

[kindred vigil]

Ppl r waking up for their work 😟

[wooden wolf]

no to prompt the time out

[wooden wolf]

imagine waking up and the first thing you do is open discord

[open remnant]

Ppl are waking up to praise the worm

[arctic sinew]

I said “escape will make me g**n”

[wooden wolf]

ooh

[arctic sinew]

2 o’s

[wooden wolf]

yeah I got got by that one but with an er

[arctic sinew]

Take your liberal thoughts elsewhere

[wooden wolf]

I said void looked like a gxxner

[silent tangle]

Oh shittt

[open remnant]

This chat is going to be real quiet in 4 days

[silent tangle]

The marathon soundtrack released on Spotify

Heh

[magic rose]

or extra loud

[kindred vigil]

I swear this has to be someone alt for the bypass they don't even chat when @'ed

[silent tangle]

Extra loud...

[arctic sinew]

Yeah

I’ve been listening to it

[wooden wolf]

nah lots of people lfg
I bet there will be people like OMG @ PERSON DID I JUST KILL YOU
and shi

[open remnant]

Anyone chatting here in 4 days not a true Martoner

[silent tangle]

Ofc u have sekiguchi

[kindred vigil]

🫩

[solemn adder]

why did they ban the funny word

[silent tangle]

Lame sekiguchi

[silent tangle]

Anyone chatting here in 4 days not a true Martoner

[magic rose]

what if they're working and away from their machine so can't server slam but wanna still marton?

[open remnant]

Ban this one pls mods, they used the word 🔨

[silent tangle]

LMAO

[arctic sinew]

😭

[magic rose]

was it Tim?

[kindred vigil]

does anyone wanna play on a Xbox one

[open remnant]

If they were truly dedicated they would have called in sick 😏

[silent tangle]

Marton

[celest coyote]

Which one

[silent tangle]

can't wait

there's only one beer left

[solemn adder]

the g word

[magic rose]

maybe the dedication is getting that bag so they can buy the CE

[silent tangle]

Girls?

[kindred vigil]

I kinda fw how the Xbox one looks

[wooden wolf]

oh hey banned word guy

[primal frigate]

Werent you leaving

[kindred vigil]

and the og dashboard for it

[celest coyote]

Gobbledygook

[solemn adder]

what you do thinking of them

[silent tangle]

I did leave

[celest coyote]

It is I

[kindred vigil]

Theres something nostalgic about early PS4 and Xbox one

[silent tangle]

I went to make food

[open remnant]

That's a fair excuse tbf

[wooden wolf]

guys don't say @celest coyote name

[silent tangle]

I love women

[granite fulcrum]

well well well

[primal frigate]

Rook doesnt need food

[celest coyote]

Unless u wanna be cool

[wooden wolf]

so true

[silent tangle]

nucal more like dumb cal

[silent tangle]

true

[open remnant]

Rook just needs hugs

[silent tangle]

I was feeding the people in my basement

you caught me

[wintry bough]

I need food. I should probably go downstairs and find some. But it's 3am...

[silent tangle]

rook requires flesh.

[wooden wolf]

me except my kitchen is like 15 feet away and I'm lazy

[silent tangle]

your flesh in particular.

a new suit of skin.

[celest coyote]

Ik, but they still didn’t ban me specifically even though they had to be aware of my existence

[granite fulcrum]

you're payment fine will be 72 credits. close relatives fine will be 20 credits. and you will be put onto the MIDA suspected list of the UESC for spreading such propaganda

[wooden wolf]

I would put money down it was Andy because he's just funny like that

[kindred vigil]

do u fw prey 2017 the way I do

[silent tangle]

you are MIDA

[open remnant]

I'll never hurt a rook. Only if it chooses violence will I retaliate

[primal frigate]

Wait someone hates you? 😭

[silent tangle]

I am are MIDA

WE are MIDA

[kindred vigil]

we are mida

We carry the flame

[silent tangle]

we are MIDA

[primal frigate]

🫃

[celest coyote]

I assume whoever added my name to the banned words list

[primal frigate]

Damn i thought the only one would be runna with his crazy batshit ramblings

[granite fulcrum]

yes. yes I do fw heavily like i consider it one of top 5 best games ever

[silent tangle]

What if we wanna talk about the pfhor and their kin

[reef hollow]

how many banned words are there?

[kindred vigil]

About 6-7

[solemn adder]

pfhorscin

[silent tangle]

the pfhors kin if u will

[granite fulcrum]

no i'm not. I work at Nucaloric

[celest coyote]

You want my pfH0R SKIN? COME AND TAKE IT

[wooden wolf]

I've been compiling a list

[silent tangle]

WE ARE MIDA

[wooden wolf]

not taking this bait

[primal frigate]

Tempting Arachne with a good time

[kindred vigil]

six sevaaannn

six sveenenenenen hahaghahaha

[reef hollow]

oh i thought there were more

[kindred vigil]

No there's at least 20

[silent tangle]

Ugly color

[kindred vigil]

Like u can't say the purple element from borderlands 2

like

what

[reef hollow]

now i cant trust you

[wooden wolf]

idk what that is

[kindred vigil]

I know it's a British bad word but it's so funny

[silent tangle]

elite reference

[celest coyote]

Let’s find out. You start by saying the worst stuff u can think of, and if u get banned, ill write it down

[silent tangle]

I don't hate u no more neeyth

[primal frigate]

Wow

[reef hollow]

nah i rather not

[kindred vigil]

I tried to talk about bl2 sl@g here and I got muted I was so confused

[celest coyote]

🙁

[primal frigate]

slug

[silent tangle]

you are MIDA.

[kindred vigil]

Stupid British made it mean something BAD so it's muted

[wooden wolf]

I think the n word gives you 4 days time out because one time a newgen got mad at my rage bait and he got timed out and blamed me and DM'd me and called me the n word

[fickle wedge]

why doesnt bingus have any fur

[silent tangle]

Bro???

[silent tangle]

Because.

Easier to eat.

[fickle wedge]

WHY

[celest coyote]

How tf is that only 4 days but a political joke got me a week

[primal frigate]

Ohhhh wasnt that the involuntarily celibate mf

[celest coyote]

This is some bullshit

[silent tangle]

Consume

[kindred vigil]

pirtioies

[reef hollow]

they are egyptian

[fickle wedge]

oh i get it

[wooden wolf]

now I GOTTA know what got you a week

[silent tangle]

Consume

[fickle wedge]

Sphynx, S'pht

[celest coyote]

It wasn’t even bad

[wooden wolf]

because Charlie got me 1 hour

[kindred vigil]

what borderland games we fw

[wooden wolf]

uhh I don't remember

[primal frigate]

Taking a S’pht rn

[celest coyote]

Someone was saying they think it’s funny when ppl sneak right wing talking points into convos

Or buzzwords

[primal frigate]

2 and 3 ig

[kindred vigil]

not 1

whaaat

[primal frigate]

3 shut story but good gameplay

I like 1 played it on 360