🗣marathon-general-chat

[robust current]

Movement tech is a heresy that should be minimized or have heavy costs

[rich solstice]

Have you seen the movement players today?

[spring cove]

me looking at your but

[gilded olive]

More is gooder

[oak elbow]

Did u like highguard? I didnt mind it but got boring

[frigid valley]

What do you mean. theres one upgrade path

[pulsar cradle]

ur saying insane when apex has the same shit other than double jump, with double the movement tech, yes it does mean better cus it makes ur gameplay more diverse and dynamic

[frigid valley]

Just mobility

[sturdy vector]

ive never touched highguard

[frigid valley]

just more mobility

[rare juniper]

Less doesn't mean better either: me looking at marathon enemy variety

[stone grail]

How about making mobility better, baseline

[sturdy vector]

this chat is 90% bait rn

[gilded olive]

It's just arcos

Wym

[frigid valley]

Brother has not heard of the less it more ideology

[rich solstice]

Mf Marathon hasnt revealed all their enemies yet

[rare juniper]

I'm genuinely worried

[spring cove]

ball reveal when buddy

[celest coyote]

Exactly

[rare juniper]

Bro

[robust current]

There’s gonna be a variety of nutsacks on your forehead soon

[rich solstice]

Ok go worry in the mcdonalds bathroom

[gilded olive]

Hi genuinely worried

[fresh cosmos]

genuinely laughing reading all this shit

[frigid valley]

you got like 7 runner shells to shoot at smh

[rare juniper]

Wdym they haven't shown the enemies

They're uesc

[pulsar cradle]

when do we put down arcos like an old dog

[gilded olive]

It's the correct reaction

[spring cove]

genuinely dont give a FUCKL

[rare juniper]

Assault scout recruit ghost grenadier

[wanton root]

Will it have halo type shields

[celest coyote]

Compiler

[restive bear]

This also makes Rook runs fun - they are the more low risk runs where you can goof around and have a bit of chill fun. Until you find some good gear. Then your heart is pounding again.

[rich solstice]

Fun fact, the UESC are enemies

[naive pine]

What game would you all think is good practice to play before the game comes out? Apex? D2?

[frigid valley]

Its a Clanker v Clanker world out there

[sturdy vector]

when im in hating on unreleased games competition and my enemy is arcos

[stone grail]

No need to be this harsh , he’s a little confused that’s all

[gilded olive]

This is just team fortress 2 all over again!

We've been played for fools

[quiet pulsar]

government is enemy

[robust current]

You know what genre has the most variety? Job applications. Get on that fast.

[wanton root]

ROOK TIDE
WORLD WIDE

[pulsar cradle]

change is made only through violence, RAGHHHHHHHHH

[celest coyote]

are we the baddies

[stone grail]

Guys the evil corpo is evil

[quiet pulsar]

everyone is bad

[wanton root]

ROOK GANG RULES THE CETI

[celest coyote]

Ik I just make reference

[spring cove]

even him ?

[frigid valley]

Dystroyer, Triage, Theif, Vandal, Assassin, Rook smh

[quiet pulsar]

especially him

[celest coyote]

Even Benjamin

[frigid valley]

Worse of all

Bingus

[spring cove]

FUCK binguss

[molten marsh]

Скоро бета, кто играть будет?

[gilded olive]

Yes

[celest coyote]

Live reaction

[karmic sable]

Skin this guy asap

[fathom heart]

bro are u bingussexual?

[fresh cosmos]

Huh?

[quiet pulsar]

bingus's crime:
cat

[spring cove]

worm will grow me new skin

[rich solstice]

Bingus aka Cali is an AI or something trapped inside a cats body right?

[celest coyote]

Ayo

[robust current]

He can only play against AI. Human enemies are too intelligent for him.

[restive bear]

I get lovecraftian vibes from the lore so far, and there are no good guys in lovecraftian stuff, just people doing crazy things while trying to stop the end of the world.
I hope we are the baddies. Or everyone is bad. And things get real dark.

[robust current]

Do not the car

[celest coyote]

I think it’s a cat but it started demonstrating heightened intelligence

[wanton root]

Wdym

[frigid valley]

forgetting the one true enemy The god damn Valut doors

[stone grail]

The crime was puking on the pc at 3 am

[fathom heart]

jorking it

[wanton root]

Dream Quest had good guys

[celest coyote]

Ik it’s awesome

[sturdy vector]

mida are the good guys wym

[formal jasper]

step on bingus ugly ahh

[wanton root]

It even has space cats fighting aliens

[frigid valley]

Okay whos's gonna bet that were gonna be playing gambit to open the vault doors

[gilded olive]

Obama giving himself a medal type shit

[rich solstice]

I know Jake said its not really a cat it just has that form, for now atleast or something

[formal jasper]

mfs obessed with a fat ahh worm

[quiet pulsar]

Kidnapping
Torture
Extortion
Racketeering
Fraud
Grave Robbing
Unlicensed Dentistry
Counterfeiting
Bullying
Cyberbullying
Badger-Baiting
Bear-Baiting
Duck-Baiting
Wildlife Smuggling
Monkey-Baiting
Iguana-Baiting
Rhino-Baiting

[fresh cosmos]

what like D2 gambit type shit?

[formal jasper]

OBBESSEFD

[primal frigate]

DAMN RIGHT WE ARE

[celest coyote]

Ohhh I must’ve missed that

[primal frigate]

DOWN WITH THE UESC

[celest coyote]

That would be cool

[fathom heart]

I think if epstein was in marathon he would be on uesc side

[robust current]

We’ll do things right this time

[frigid valley]

GRAB THOSE MOTES AND BANK THEM

[primal frigate]

DOWN WITH THE CORPORATIONS

[restive bear]

I won't be sad to discover the colonists were munchin' on forbidden frozen snacks is all I'm saying.

[fresh cosmos]

LMAO

[frigid valley]

or another classic Stand on a plate

[spring cove]

ok whos gonna bet im gonna be playing with myself to glitch

[formal jasper]

epstein is durandal

[quiet pulsar]

epstein planet

[fathom heart]

colony*

[celest coyote]

Weird way to spell traxus

[celest coyote]

Wtf

[fathom heart]

or traxus ye I agree

[wanton root]

The ghouls in dream quest were good guys so eh
Cannibalism is rather far down on the sins you can do in a cosmic horror setting

[spring cove]

can i get an amen

[quiet pulsar]

no

[subtle bobcat]

what faction is the most racist

[spring cove]

traxus

[wanton root]

Mida

[rare juniper]

Epstein Derangement Syndrome

[reef hollow]

hello

[frigid valley]

yes

[celest coyote]

Best I can do is euthanasia

[pulsar cradle]

CyAc

[fresh cosmos]

fucking what?

[celest coyote]

Def MIDA

[robust current]

This guy loves pedos

[celest coyote]

Against earth

[spring cove]

anesthesia my hand so it feels like im not doing it myself

[gilded olive]

Hmmm, traxus?

[restive bear]

Nah, NuCal is totally innocent and definitely not trying to mass producing drugs and food for gain.

[wanton root]

Mida are martian supremacists/ultra planetists

[gilded olive]

Traxus or seki

Most likely

[stone grail]

Is this another troll who is going to out themselves as a creep as a joke

[rare juniper]

Mida actually

[rare juniper]

You're correct

[marble bane]

so guys with the playtest

[pulsar cradle]

im playtest

[marble bane]

how do I play it openly on the 26th

[rich solstice]

Just download it

[pulsar cradle]

by downloading

it

[celest coyote]

Just download it when it’s out

[restive bear]

This is true, but what if you were eating colonists while worshipping a strange corrupted AI or some other alien entity? Now were cooking.

[gilded olive]

You open steam and download the game

[chrome fog]

you download on the platform of your choice

[spring cove]

send me 200 dolla

[celest coyote]

For free

[marble bane]

Ok, but what if ive preordered it already?

[celest coyote]

Get connected

For fre

[robust current]

Just download from whatever store you play on

[pulsar cradle]

download

[celest coyote]

With education connection

[quiet pulsar]

still

[gilded olive]

You open steam and download the game

[chrome fog]

somehow kelp returns

[robust current]

No it’s open to everyone

[rich solstice]

I think its going to be a seperate download

[marble bane]

so many replies, thanks guys

[spring cove]

morning bob

[marble bane]

this is what I was wondering about

[lilac lodge]

Yall think it’s just gonna be an update on our mctt?

[rare juniper]

Why the fuck did you do that...

[stone grail]

Skaven in chat

[marble bane]

because I trust Bungie

[pulsar cradle]

cus hes chad and ur chud

[gilded olive]

He doesn't know the game will have 80 active players

[rich solstice]

I bought the CE

[spring cove]

im glad that you enjoyed the playtest and was excited enough to fund this project good for you buddy

[rare juniper]

CE is fine

[celest coyote]

I pre ordered that mf day one

[pulsar cradle]

i bought bungie to support them

[robust current]

The guy will lecture you about AI or something

[rare juniper]

But why would he preorder

[sturdy vector]

8 months prior to release preorder and 10 days prior to release preorder are different as well

[celest coyote]

In fact I’ll pre order it again

[formal jasper]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[quiet pulsar]

can you buy it for me?

[formal jasper]

nice

[proven kernel]

g’morning

[spring cove]

yoo wsp lemme get the key brother

[rich solstice]

I preordered the game with CE lmao

[frigid valley]

pre order itfor me will ya

[gilded olive]

I will ""preorder"" the day before the game comes out so I still get the bonuses

[wanton root]

I need to read book of the Long Sun again
The AI "Gods" were hilariously racist towards humans (fish guts) and androids (junk) alike

[marble bane]

I preordered it like a month ago when I saw it come out of Alpha

[celest coyote]

Damn my wallet is hurting now after all these requests

[marble bane]

and im not too worried about money

[cosmic topaz]

.

[celest coyote]

Based

[spring cove]

lemme get 200 dolla

[quiet pulsar]

wanna share?

[gilded olive]

John Traxus right here

[celest coyote]

And NuCal nutrient pilled

[frigid valley]

i shall play the Demo and if i like it i shall preorder if i do not i will be upset

[cosmic topaz]

couldn’t really justify 300$ for collectors edition tbh

[marble bane]

that was not a flex of saying like im well off but, my bills are paid and I always have more than enough left over to not worry about a pre-order being cooked

[sturdy vector]

i mean its collectors edition

[quiet pulsar]

180$ no?

[robust current]

It’s 170 but fair

[spark parrot]

do we think after launch if the playerbase is still large they will add a duo que mode?

[marble bane]

im a skaven warplock engineer after all

[gilded olive]

Same

[cosmic topaz]

CAD + shipping

[spring cove]

i bought 4 collector editions and plan on dumping 3 just to support bungie

[frigid valley]

I wish to have Blackbirds helmet that would be very cool

[celest coyote]

I figure they’d consider it

If enough ppl want it

[proven kernel]

Anyone else get stupid tire pressure bugs in their Bugatti’s, or is that just me?

[pulsar cradle]

i cant believe they charge me premium for a limited product UGH

[celest coyote]

Take square box, put on head

[quiet pulsar]

tbh that 130 is you problem then, you commited to it

[primal frigate]

ts tuff ngl

[gilded olive]

Bungie's weakest soldier

[frigid valley]

💀

[spark parrot]

thats what i was thinking becasue arc did the same thing but if you do it right away and dont have a ton of players it would split the player base too much

[robust current]

Very common issue for me

[frigid valley]

maybe i should try solo into trio in arc for fun

[wanton root]

I'm curious how they'll balance a Rook swarm

[celest coyote]

It’s so annoying to try and fix that in my tight balenciaga pants

[cosmic topaz]

didn’t buy it

[wanton root]

Rook alliance

[pulsar cradle]

is ur pfp and african wild dog

[spring cove]

you ever play hunt showdown

[restive bear]

Not heard of this till now but will have to look into it.

[frigid valley]

Yes

[frigid valley]

no

[proven kernel]

sucks. guess i’ll take the old Veyron today instead.

[pulsar cradle]

i know ball

[celest coyote]

That’s a fair point

[cosmic topaz]

not complaining specifically but 80$ shipping was just mad

[spring cove]

idgaf 😭 ✌️

[pulsar cradle]

thats fucked

[celest coyote]

That’s insane

[marble bane]

when will the playtest download be available?

[cosmic topaz]

canada 💔

[frigid valley]

i might try it by loading into stella with 20 impact nades and nothing else

[spring cove]

tmr lock in twin

[pulsar cradle]

brooo....

[spark parrot]

i just remeber having to duo trios for the first week or 2 in arc

[karmic sable]

Probably a day or two before the server slam

[gilded olive]

It's a different question to be fair

[wanton root]

Basically a cylindrical colony ship starts to go medieval because a lot of systems start breaking down
The "sun" is a giant fusion lamp shaped like an led light

[marble bane]

alr man thnx

[primal frigate]

arachne too 💔

[sudden thistle]

Its taken another bungie shooter to scratch the bungie shooter pvp itch cuz I dont play crucible anymore

[spring cove]

im sekgen but idk how to leave arachne lowkirkenually

[frigid valley]

it wont let me either qwq

[primal frigate]

go to channels and roles

no?

[gilded olive]

Unselect, reselect and unselect your roles

I think

[pulsar cradle]

@Guinan
how do I play it openly on the 26th

[spark parrot]

i also wonder what their idea will be for super poor teams. Like if my whole team has no guns are we suppose to all leave each other and go solo rook and not play or if they will have some thing for that, that will cater to the more casual side

[spring cove]

idc

[gilded olive]

Yeah, then he asked when the download will be available

[celest coyote]

There are sponsor kits too

[pulsar cradle]

he litterally said the date😭

[primal frigate]

sponsored kits

[pulsar cradle]

what else do you need

[robust current]

I guess I’ll have to ride my 500k car aka the bus

[spark parrot]

ah okay, thats a good idea

[gilded olive]

Server slam date ≠ Download availability date

[spring cove]

i need 20 dollas

[spark parrot]

do you get them for free?

[primal frigate]

some

[pulsar cradle]

me and you = going on a date on friday

[celest coyote]

On a timer, idk how often, I think they can be free

[primal frigate]

i think its based on faction rep no

[spring cove]

can i come

[gilded olive]

🥹

[spring cove]

i like to watch

[hollow quarry]

whos tryna play at launch im tryna get a lil crew going. i play comp

[celest coyote]

Plus getting a gun without being a rook shouldn’t be too hard

[pulsar cradle]

ou can be my valet and park the car

[formal jasper]

has anyone played enshrouded and is it good

[restive bear]

TOTALLY, rooks should band together so I know where to place my nades.

[spring cove]

i'll bring my own chair

[spark parrot]

i have no idea i was just thinking of ways the game could be frusterating for people who wouldnt want to play a ton

[celest coyote]

Like if u just load in with a team without anything, you’ll probably find a gun or two

[primal frigate]

was mid imo

[primal frigate]

thats just how the cookie crumbles

rook is there for bad financial situations

[spring cove]

chat gpt game

[spark parrot]

no for sure but im saying like if your team only has 2 hours to play and you spend half the time going in with nothing or having to play rook solo it could bea turn off

[primal frigate]

plus it runs like ass

[karmic sable]

If you have LITERALLY nothing even in your vault the game will provide some basic sponsor kits on the wares shop for free

[restive bear]

This looks cool, also this appears to be a series? You recommend just the first?

[spring cove]

do you like madonna

[primal frigate]

Hung Up

[spring cove]

me too buddy

[spark parrot]

thats a good mechanic

[karmic sable]

I think it triggers when your vault value drops below a certain value

[celest coyote]

I do think making took a thing for teams would be fine, idk why it really needs to be a solo only thing bc they can’t do much and the loadout isn’t massive

[brittle spear]

Another day closer to the release

[spring cove]

sea of thieves nuts fit in your mouth

[primal frigate]

well they said the game aint really casual friendly so

its between tarkov and arc

[karmic sable]

The sponsored kit it will give is not gonna be amazing, its the bottom of the barrel gear to maybe kill 1 player and loot them

[echo sun]

Does the ARG do anything in game? Or is it strictly a marketing/lore tool?

[spark parrot]

the ttk is so fast a trio of rooks could rat you so easily

[primal frigate]

lore

[spring cove]

ugh who cares anymore

[real jolt]

I just found out all the marathon haters are on the Epstein files… yep you Hurd it hear first

Good morning everyone !!!!!

[spark parrot]

thats ideal tho, vs arc having the best guns in the game be free kits😂

[robust current]

At one point it unlocked a trailer

[celest coyote]

Tru

[ancient storm]

I just found out Potchum wants to be in Arachne but can't but i am letting you you can join arachne

[spring cove]

is your pfp ai if so thats so aurablud

[celest coyote]

Lore, the DAC level might do something like a cosmetic but there’s no confirmation. I assume there will be some kind of little goodie

[gilded olive]

What's the command to inspect someone's propic?

[spring cove]

alt f4 haha gotcha

[chrome fog]

im a sucker for little goodies

[spring cove]

idk i just clicked it

[robust current]

Pretty colors

[pulsar cradle]

can i be ur lil goodie

[gilded olive]

Press CTRL + R A P to play a cool song

[primal frigate]

whos a sucker for tick milk

[primal frigate]

please recon cinematic

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase

[spring cove]

can i suck your tick milk

[pulsar cradle]

replace c and k with t

[spring cove]

yo wait thats funny

[pulsar cradle]

okay goodbye

[primal frigate]

titt

[gilded olive]

Blud has been silent since this message btw

[primal frigate]

titt milt

[chrome fog]

can i sut your tick milk

[spark parrot]

is there a timer on your reboot after you get finished or is it indefinite until your team is dead?

[rare juniper]

AI Derangement Syndrome

[pulsar cradle]

ofc bro

[spring cove]

ikr i was ready to hashtag block that ho

[spring cove]

who cares dude

[pulsar cradle]

yay

[pulsar cradle]

ill hurt you

goodbye seaweed

[primal frigate]

guys Koohwhips thoughts have been changded we won

[pulsar cradle]

share your last words

[ancient storm]

arachne behaviro

[spring cove]

i love tick milm

[rare juniper]

You're really gonna trust the wokesters?

[ancient storm]

join

join

[celest coyote]

Welcome back to the fold

[chrome fog]

They may have changed my mind about the kelp. Props marton

[primal frigate]

the game is gonna be peak

[real jolt]

Should I ? 🙂

[spring cove]

ill hurt you

[ancient storm]

yees yes you should

[celest coyote]

The wut

[real jolt]

It’s what ?

[rare juniper]

There's a fine line between that and naive

[pulsar cradle]

cant too many phonies in arachne

[rare juniper]

I hope you didn't pre-order

[spring cove]

It's AI?

[gilded olive]

Answer him.

[primal frigate]

is bro here just to hate 😭

[celest coyote]

If you’re so anti marathon why do u come here

[pulsar cradle]

dont listen to arcos hes a marathon grifter

[celest coyote]

Like genuinely

[robust current]

I hope you started the job applications

[pulsar cradle]

bro makes zero substantive statments

[real jolt]

Yes I made him with chargpt

[primal frigate]

as soon as the game is good, I told you guys marathon was peak

[chrome fog]

counting or not counting arc on arc violence?

[rare juniper]

I told you I just got out of an interview

[spring cove]

chat gbt

[rich delta]

To bait and propose disingenuous arguments

[gilded olive]

🫵 🤣

[celest coyote]

I was down the street when that happened

[robust current]

Youre not getting the job. Starting working on the other ones.

[rare juniper]

I'm not anti-marathon

[gilded olive]

Holy shit lmao

[celest coyote]

Highway clogged af

[real jolt]

I also use AI for work.. instead of Indians like I did use. Why ?

[celest coyote]

On my way to eat chicken

[celest coyote]

Ayo

[gilded olive]

It's tasteless and funny to point out

[vestal turtle]

Share?

[gilded olive]

That's all

[celest coyote]

Ran out sorry

[spring cove]

you be usin lil indians? whats wrong w you brotha. also vid

[grand whale]

Thought u got banned or sum

[primal frigate]

im a lil daft but still a punk

[robust current]

I wish

[spark parrot]

"hey arc radiers here, i know we made 70 mil in a week but we just cant be bothered to release a new skin everyweek or update the game or ban cheaters. Thanks for your money and cooperation."

[rare juniper]

"or sum"

Get a personality

[real jolt]

I used companies in India to do my American work because it was cheaper to hire them, but now AI does it for me

[primal frigate]

bro is just mad he didnt get the job I guess

[ancient storm]

durandal does

[grand whale]

What

[chrome fog]

the uesc bots are just lil indians remoting in no AI involved

[gilded olive]

We all know what "AI" stands for anyway

[primal frigate]

little miss sunshine

[spring cove]

arcos is a bossad (bungie mossad) agent sent to sew dissidence in the gen chat army for an excuse to turn slowmode back on

[grand whale]

I genuinely thought u got banned 😭

[rare juniper]

India Derangement Syndrome

[robust current]

Has to be

[rare juniper]

We have to talk about it

[real jolt]

I love AI but hate palantir lol

[primal frigate]

what the fuck does that mean

[gilded olive]

Among us

[robust current]

Well we know where he’s from

[spring cove]

that made me laugh out loud

[celest coyote]

We are not so lucky

[spring cove]

p much the same thing lowkirk

[rare juniper]

People online love to be racist or mock Indians

[ancient storm]

they used ai in this game😭😭🤦

[pulsar cradle]

who wants to be my lil among us

[chrome fog]

ai stands for actually indians

[real jolt]

Haha yes man you know what’s up

[ancient storm]

one of em is called nona

[gilded olive]

Shit's ruined

[real jolt]

Oooo shoooot

[spring cove]

Haha yes man you know what's up

[celest coyote]

Actually native Americans

[real jolt]

I never put it together lol

[gilded olive]

Omg meee 📮

[rare juniper]

sigh

[primal frigate]

bruh even the enemies are ai

[real jolt]

Y’all crack me up

[ancient storm]

yeah dude🤦🤦🤦

[ancient storm]

Okay

[robust current]

Farts

[gilded olive]

Do you guys smell that?

[celest coyote]

shits aggressively

[real jolt]

John, I did it

[gilded olive]

Oh shit, now it's even worse

[robust current]

Smells like Arcos

[ancient storm]

skins aggressively

[ancient storm]

You did what?

[rare juniper]

Too many derangement syndromes to count

[primal frigate]

Tsk tsk tsk you stupid sheep never learn

[real jolt]

<————-

[ancient storm]

Tell me potchie

[vestal turtle]

Really? Yall just blasting ass in front of my burger?

[grand whale]

Why do WE have to talk about it

[ancient storm]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rare juniper]

EDS IDS IDS

[celest coyote]

Sorry I had flax milk

[pulsar cradle]

starts swinging on everyone in the chat

[ancient storm]

MY MAN

[real jolt]

I have joined the dark side

[vernal swallow]

I FUCKING LOVE AGRICULTURE

[robust current]

Your doctors evaluations be like

[rare juniper]

TDS

[ancient storm]

my fucking man

[real jolt]

PVP baby

[primal frigate]

bros programming broke

[ancient storm]

good anakin good

[grand whale]

dodges and hits a mean hook that knocks u out

[spring cove]

🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 see ur good bro this is a safe space thats why they had to send bossad israel has no command here

[celest coyote]

Damn

[gilded olive]

Among us lobby?

[vestal turtle]

Sus

[spring cove]

yo join my lobby code its

[chrome fog]

thought i read a tweet big yahoo got cancer or something

[real jolt]

Don’t disrespect the Gods….

[rare juniper]

Holy cringe antisemitism

[spring cove]

@true python is this true dude

[grand whale]

What’s a God to a nonbeliever

[primal frigate]

its too late man Palantir sent a Tomahawk already

[ancient storm]

Damn is😂🎉

[celest coyote]

What’s a nonbeliever to bob the tomato

[craggy hinge]

is marathon up rn? like can we playtest or na

[gilded olive]

Bro's getting whipped by the mods

[celest coyote]

Feb 26th

[spring cove]

yeah i'll send an inv

[gilded olive]

From the 26th to the 2nd of March

[rare juniper]

It's crazy how wokesters are antisemitic and racist af

[primal frigate]

i can tell you whats up THIS MONEY

[spring cove]

mods sleeping they cant get me yet

[ancient storm]

feb gwenky vix

[gilded olive]

^

[rare juniper]

Yet they turn around and claim to be tolerant

[balmy birch]

this game is so woke!!!!!

[ancient storm]

th

[gilded olive]

He's baiting, dw

[spring cove]

arcos how old are you

[gilded olive]

Part of the fauna

[primal frigate]

using wokesters unironically 😭

[vestal turtle]

W👁️KE

[celest coyote]

Actually misha appeared for a bit like 5 mins ago

[real jolt]

A Semite is someone who speaks languages from a long time ago… those who speak a modern language derived from yittish are not Semites.. please don’t throw around blanket statement stuff tho.. not in a video game chat… eeek

[pulsar cradle]

when i tell you this guy has been doing this for 2 months im not joking

[rich delta]

Prolly isn’t a topic for this chat but you can criticize the actions of a country without being hateful towards the people

[gilded olive]

He's alright tho, we like him even if we don't say so

[robust current]

Arcos how much do you weigh

[rare juniper]

I will play beta if I don't enjoy I will buy it to leave a negative review

[spring cove]

misha is on the payroll

[ancient storm]

hey man i'm just letting u know you're doing so great, you're so attentive and respectful and kind to all your friends and they see you and notice you and root for you every day, so be kind to yourself, you're doing the best you can in a very unfair world, pat yourself on the back pal ahh message

[frigid valley]

chat make marathon more popular then arc just to annoy Arcos

[spring cove]

thats aurablud dude

[primal frigate]

now thats ragebait

[balmy birch]

good to know you can waste 40 bucks on something you dont like

[pulsar cradle]

RAGEBAIT LIKE NO TOMMOROW

[vestal turtle]

So you'll just waste money to complain? Grade A move Einstein

[vernal swallow]

Picking Arcos should get you shot irl

[glacial bane]

I am the most woke guy you'll ever meet 👍

[robust current]

That’s assuming you get a job

[rare juniper]

That's not possible, ARC discord server has like a million or 2 million

[frigid valley]

Average Destiny player

[primal frigate]

holy man you didnt have to do him like that

[spring cove]

six or seven million arc discorders

[real jolt]

How many we got in here ??

[chrome fog]

das alot of coffee tim

[gilded olive]

Chat's getting heated

[spring cove]

15 mil strong buddy dw

[celest coyote]

I think that’s bc arc was actually released

[robust current]

It’s tough love

[pulsar cradle]

eleventeen

[gilded olive]

Around 300k? I think

[real jolt]

Pickles !

[frigid valley]

1 morbillion

[real jolt]

We will go with six million

[rare juniper]

Cook he/his aah

[pulsar cradle]

that is me]

[vernal swallow]

Guys weird opinion but I like Arc and I think I’ll like Marathon

[real jolt]

We have six million in here

[spring cove]

Bro with he/him pronouns trying me 😂

[vestal turtle]

More than 3 I know

[robust current]

He’s an AI generated construction don’t bother having an actual conversation with him

[gilded olive]

Mods asleep lmao

[pulsar cradle]

thats so weirdddddd omg wow

[digital light]

Bro we do not need another WWIII outbreak, everyone reel it in

[celest coyote]

🤨

[real jolt]

Did I say something wrong ?

[pulsar cradle]

its okay, i do

[vestal turtle]

Real

[real jolt]

Haha I cannot get anything by you guys lol

[gilded olive]

Same

[rare juniper]

Based

[chrome fog]

gm my favorite guacpotle worker

[rare juniper]

That's difference between ARC and Marathon

[wooden fjord]

What if I came into the office sick and sneezing and wiping my snot everywhere and then ate sunflower seeds for two hours straight

[celest coyote]

It’s been festering for like an hour

[pulsar cradle]

skip the third war

[vestal turtle]

This sounds oddly specific

[primal frigate]

my game is better than your hue hue hue

[digital light]

Good morning Bob, I’m honored to be your favorite guacpotle worker 🙏

[small tide]

you do realize everyone has pronouns right...?

[robust current]

dont shoot!

[pulsar cradle]

lets jump straight to the fifth

ALL COUNTRIES AT WAR

[digital light]

Oh gosh…c’mon guys 😭

[celest coyote]

I have a distinct feeling someone at your workplace did that

[pulsar cradle]

FREE FOR ALL

[spring cove]

guacamole is this gross thing and chipotle sucks big time

[vernal swallow]

Oh shit

Everyone panic

[chrome fog]

lilah attack

[celest coyote]

And arcos has returned to rage bait

[spring cove]

Vro with any/all pronouns trying me 😂

[gilded olive]

People who don't like guacamole don't deserve to type in here

Sorry man

[wooden fjord]

Is everyone feeding the troll again

[gilded olive]

Yes

[wooden fjord]

Coolio

[celest coyote]

I only have casualnouns

[real jolt]

Feed the troll!

[small tide]

bro with him pronouns trying me 😂

[chrome fog]

if everyone stops paying attention to kelp he will go away

[spring cove]

what's mustard's alt again

[pulsar cradle]

the greatest ragebaiter in history vs the greatest ragebaiter of today, who will win

[gilded olive]

Bro has arcnouns

[rare juniper]

Use blud instead of bro

[robust current]

Using him as my punching bag is fun

[celest coyote]

It’s tru

[rare juniper]

Bro is masculine

[vestal turtle]

Ranked nouns

[balmy birch]

sometimes going pronouns=bad is hurting stuff

[real jolt]

Talk about rage bait… what about that Pokémon card…

[patent raptor]

hi guys

[small tide]

react if you are NOT a diddyblud....

now...

[gilded olive]

Charizard? Yeah, pretty expensive

[celest coyote]

Hello fox mc cloud

[spring cove]

@wooden dove what bird is this

[rare juniper]

@gritty urchin Are you sure you wanna buy marathon now?

[eager token]

Such interesting conversation

[real jolt]

I own a part of that card… I wonder if I will get my 3x

[jovial dew]

[chrome fog]

says the runner who talks to hisself

[celest coyote]

What’s that supposed to mean

[vestal turtle]

ON BURGER

[gilded olive]

I will eat it you don't

[jovial dew]

NOOOOO

[spare shore]

Bingus is not nucal

[patent raptor]

huh

[small tide]

what is this midablud doing on the calculator is blud arachne 😭

[jovial dew]

do not put bingus in a burger

[real jolt]

I bet 🙁

[robust current]

Dog whistle because she’s trans

[eager token]

I don’t know what you’re talking about

[wooden fjord]

Looks like a zebra finch

[eager token]

You’re great

[rare juniper]

blud is gender neutral

[vestal turtle]

NuCal chat says otherwise

[eager token]

Thanks man

[rare juniper]

The word blud I mean

[spring cove]

avalcaldas are this gross thing and guac is worse big time buddy

[eager token]

You’re welcome bro

[patent raptor]

why are people being homophobic

[gilded olive]

I actually liked you...

[vernal swallow]

NuCal chat needs a new bit

[celest coyote]

It’s just arcos

[spring cove]

where let me at em

[jovial dew]

does it taste like burger flavored strawberry or strawberry flavored burger though

[gilded olive]

Wait, I thought we were discussing pronouns

[robust current]

He’s an Arc Raiders player

[chrome fog]

i always knew you were a homophobe in disguise

[jovial dew]

i am scared of houses

[real jolt]

Anyone in North Carolina ? I’m going to do a lan party for the server slam!!!

[vestal turtle]

Second one

[spare shore]

Lore says otherwise them nucal frauds want to put everyone in a matrix at Sekiguchi Genetics we pioneer consciousness transfer research with KAAL1 (colloquially known as bingus) being our lead example

[small tide]

please dont use bl*d it makes me scared whenever i see it

[gilded olive]

I'd kill to have a burger flavoured strawberry

[celest coyote]

My disguise needs work I see

[patent raptor]

me too dude, too many rooms

[eager token]

I feel like I missed something important

[wooden fjord]

Or do you mean mine? That's a Kirtland's Warbler

[glacial bane]

is blud tuff

[chrome fog]

nah just the pretext for world war III

[small tide]

please dont say axc rxxxxxs

[wooden fjord]

Hi Tim.

[small tide]

it makes me scared when i see it

[kindred orbit]

What the fuck is going on here man

[spring cove]

you a knower that's tuff asf u kno ball gng 😭 🙏 💀 you real asf bra

[real jolt]

Dance party

[patent raptor]

no clue dude

[spring cove]

please dont say j*b

[glacial bane]

hey nazwa where the hell have you been loca

[vernal swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/boois-rags-cat-eyes-emoji-gif-7704442463942354243

[chrome fog]

hi welcome to martonbucks, what can I get started for you today?

[patent raptor]

j- j- job…

[spring cove]

STOPPp!!!

[patent raptor]

j- jobs are ICKY!!!!

[balmy birch]

thats illegal mia...

[patent raptor]

and for BAKAAAASSS

[vernal swallow]

Aghhhhahahaahahha ahhahhahahahahaa hahahahahahhahahahaaahahhhahhaaahhghh

[wooden fjord]

Pulling my hair out trying to solve this contract. Work. Meeting up with insurgent forces under the cover of night. I dunno, nothing much

[real jolt]

Well I’m going to go enter the real world.. wish me yuck. Ttyl

[scenic meteor]

Get me uhhhh get me Martin with a side of glitch

[small tide]

what is this arachneblud doing

[spring cove]

fuck OFF scoob

[gilded olive]

Wokeshake... with lesbian milk...

[glacial bane]

Being a busy bee, I see.

[chrome fog]

restrooms are for paying customers only.

[kindred orbit]

Woke marathon be like, welcome to tau pronouns IV

[small tide]

OFF? like the game OFF?

[patent raptor]

with they/them creamer

[balmy birch]

you kinda smell... like a baka
..

[spring cove]

I JUST beat OFF that's crazy

[glacial bane]

i love the woke

[small tide]

who the hell puts creamer in a milkshake

[robust current]

Where do I acquire this wokeshake

[patent raptor]

I AM NOT A BAKA YOU ARE

[patent raptor]

milkshakemaxxers

[wooden fjord]

What

[balmy birch]

no u

[small tide]

milk already has cream in it

[spring cove]

im gonna cream in my shake

[patent raptor]

MORE CREAM

[proper pecan]

aint no party like a ___ party?

[patent raptor]

house party :))

[small tide]

arc!

[spring cove]

yo i can help you beat off buddy

[vernal swallow]

Mida

[patent raptor]

for real?

[kindred orbit]

Grammatically incorrect you will explode now

[jovial dew]

Sekiguchi

[chrome fog]

you think woke is your ally? You merely adopted the woke. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the right until I was already a man

[jovial dew]

worm party

[celest coyote]

Hi welcome to NuCal can I get ur gender

[patent raptor]

i need it…

somebody buy me 15 milkshakes

[small tide]

dont say a*c rxiders you will be banned

[jovial dew]

🎂

[spring cove]

yeah uh red/kneck

[small tide]

i hate how i have to censor words with x because discord

[kindred orbit]

Runners? More like genders

[vernal swallow]

I like women NuCaloric if you catch my drift

[jovial dew]

you sure?

[spring cove]

who gaf

[small tide]

guys lets just start talking abt the things we hate

[jovial dew]

arc raiders

[spring cove]

sorry that was mean

[small tide]

i hate private seaweed

i hate arc raiders

[spring cove]

@scenic meteor hate that FUCKING guy

[patent raptor]

i hate being too hot or cold

[celest coyote]

Celery

[spring cove]

yo

[balmy birch]

i hate people who ignore sekiguchi >:(

[small tide]

become public

[granite fulcrum]

Escape from tarkov

[robust current]

Don’t say j*b in the arc server. Foreign concept.

[small tide]

then lets talk

[scenic meteor]

What he say fuck me for

[spring cove]

em.... hey guys....

[primal frigate]

Done with work now to play

[glacial bane]

⬛😷⬛
💪⬛💪
🦵⬛🦵

[patent raptor]

that’s valid, that’s me with mayo

[chrome fog]

you done with woke?

[jovial dew]

the fucking mcpickle pounder

[patent raptor]

i- i guess woke is over…

[robust current]

What are you gonna play

[spring cove]

umm... please censor yourself next time,.... but that's okay i guess yoy don't have to....

[celest coyote]

Woke went back to sleep

[primal frigate]

I dont know what to play 😭

[small tide]

the great marathon-general-chat coup detat is coming i can smell it

[jovial dew]

i hate the woke mob
#sleepyheads

[patent raptor]

wake it back up

[small tide]

we will overtake the admins

[gilded olive]

If yoooou waaaant it, wooooke is oooover noooooooow

[small tide]

all of us

[chrome fog]

wokeuary 6th

[patent raptor]

SON😭

[proper pecan]

septum piercing theory

[gilded olive]

And so it is Chudmas

[spring cove]

@sour wagon I'll spare you when the time comes

[kindred orbit]

"woke" leftists when it's 1am and theyre getting sleepy.. take that liberals

[patent raptor]

marathon theory

[robust current]

Try witchfire

[kindred orbit]

Witchfire rules

[primal frigate]

oh yeah I have 10 hours of that

[gilded olive]

...Against?

[spring cove]

when we playin pz

[celest coyote]

Who now

[primal frigate]

im on Gnosis 3 but dont know what to do

[clever arrow]

helldivers 2

[proper pecan]

owned

[primal frigate]

arent u US based 😭

[kindred orbit]

Get to gnosis 4

[patent raptor]

name 3 babies

[primal frigate]

could do that

[spring cove]

oh yeah ur a this gross thing FOREIGNER

[chrome fog]

pickles

[primal frigate]

wish I found a third mysterium

[jovial dew]

fuck man, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

jhon

[patent raptor]

1

[jovial dew]

bob

[patent raptor]

2 more

[robust current]

Honestly looking up stuff is fine. A lot of the time the secrets are too hidden.

[kindred orbit]

Have you unlocked all the maps

[celest coyote]

Arcos

[chrome fog]

bingus

[proper pecan]

3 most iconic preganant men of all time

[jovial dew]

Suspicious stew

[patent raptor]

that’s 3

[spring cove]

yo

[primal frigate]

missing Iron Castle and Witch Mountain

[gilded olive]

1. You in five minutes

[patent raptor]

good job guys!!

marathon power!!!!

[kindred orbit]

Castles great

[primal frigate]

i have all the guns tho

[proper pecan]

🫃

[primal frigate]

Vermorne is hell

[robust current]

Marton

[robust current]

I fucking hate that level ngl

[primal frigate]

Im scared to go in the sewer 😭

[kindred orbit]

It's hell on my pc for sure lol

[robust current]

Have u beaten the boss there?

[proper pecan]

I thought that was Baal

[spring cove]

drop the grammar unc or i will get you

[kindred orbit]

Probably optimised it since release

[patent raptor]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHOWER

LMAOOO

[primal frigate]

I managed to kill one of the three

is there a familiar?

[spring cove]

#relatable

[celest coyote]

I mean it is discord

[kindred orbit]

Check out the sewers

[patent raptor]

WE (yes we) do NOT shower

[gilded olive]

Mida

[robust current]

Yea there’s final boss there. You get locked in an arena with him.

[celest coyote]

I am dyslexic and also my eyes were blurry so they mixed ur two messages I swear u said “I killed a family of 3”

[patent raptor]

yes

[spring cove]

#relatable

[jovial dew]

Arachne coded

[celest coyote]

Evangelion rebuild movie 5

[spring cove]

take the d out of mida what do you get

[celest coyote]

We can (not) shower

[spring cove]

it's all connected

[nimble canyon]

Ugh, okay, awake

I hate this.

[patent raptor]

ME

[rough sail]

🧘‍♀️

[patent raptor]

YOU GET ME

OMG

[gilded olive]

Woke 🫵

[spring cove]

ohio fear

[patent raptor]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE

blackmail

[spring cove]

i did whats my prize

[patent raptor]

like i did

[patent raptor]

1 MILLION MILKSHAKES!!!!!

[gilded olive]

Cuff them and force them

[robust current]

Get them to try the open test. If not skin them.

[gilded olive]

Ok, maybe don't cuff their hands

[spring cove]

1 MILLION WOKESHAKES

[gilded olive]

They still have to play

[patent raptor]

or just show them the cinematic like i did

[ember lichen]

The best way for Bungie to avoid the game becoming Concord 3 is to add in an offline solo mode. This will allow for copies to still be sold even after the game "dies".

[rough sail]

Get on all fours and just go " PLEASEEEEE... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[patent raptor]

EVERYONE GETS A WOKESHAKE

[celest coyote]

🤨

[patent raptor]

I LOVE MILKSHAKES

[gilded olive]

Arcos' strongest successor

[rough sail]

what

[spring cove]

#relatable

[jovial dew]

woman mida

[robust current]

If they’re not made by non binary baristas I don’t want them

[gilded olive]

#notverywokeofyou

[spring cove]

the women belong in the. mida.

[celest coyote]

Wouldn’t it be baristxs

[patent raptor]

it’s the homelander wagging his finger gif

[gilded olive]

Precisely

[scenic meteor]

Sabrina carpenter goes hard why we hating

[patent raptor]

YESSSS

[robust current]

That’s my woke king right there

[spring cove]

blocked

[brittle spear]

We can roleplay as each respcted corps.

[rough sail]

I never heard Sabrina Carpenter before

[jovial dew]

we are the penis, are you the piss?

[chrome fog]

espresso goes hard

[spring cove]

sea of thieves nuts fit in your mouth

funnier the second time

[robust current]

Keep it that way

[gilded olive]

I still don't get it even the second time

Oh

Now I got it

[grave smelt]

she is great

[spring cove]

idc

[celest coyote]

I like jazz

[primal frigate]

I like

[spring cove]

performative

[celest coyote]

I like

Brian eno

[nimble canyon]

guhguhgugh, I am so groggy

[primal frigate]

Queens of The Stone Age my fav band

[nimble canyon]

Nonfunctional.

[primal frigate]

Saw concert last summer

[celest coyote]

Specially the atmospheres album

I like

Grape juice

[jovial dew]

i got a friend that really likes them

[weak oyster]

Go with the flow is a generational song

[celest coyote]

I like lasagna

[jovial dew]

garfield

[primal frigate]

It really is, my favorite probably

[celest coyote]

I like

[primal frigate]

The whole album really

[celest coyote]

Space

[spring cove]

stop butting in you freakin gloser

oops

wrong reply but whatever

[celest coyote]

I like

Chocolate milk

[spring cove]

also performative are you even real

[icy dagger]

I like

Wasps

[celest coyote]

I like

Cheetos

[weak oyster]

I'm getting the "I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live" part tattooed eventually

[scenic meteor]

🆓 🛜

[celest coyote]

I like

[icy dagger]

Oops wasps

[spring cove]

six seven among us online

[stark maple]

REALLY?

[celest coyote]

Exoplanet hunting methods

[spring cove]

anywhere you go

[weak oyster]

Exoprimal? I remember that game

[celest coyote]

I like

Journey

I haven’t slept in a while

[stark maple]

journey is beautiful

[icy dagger]

Go to sleep.

[spring cove]

You're getting on my nerves pfhorskin. 🐺🐺

[celest coyote]

I have been trying for a few hours

I like

[weak oyster]

Maybe turn off discord

[celest coyote]

I have insomnia

[icy dagger]

1 hr no screens

Read a book

[restive bear]

Me too!!

[weak oyster]

Yeah that'll do it nvm

[grave smelt]

I see a lot of burntpeanut fans

[celest coyote]

If only I thought of methods to go to sleep

Then I’d definitely be asleep

[primal frigate]

PEAAAAAAK

[celest coyote]

I like

Chicken

[chrome fog]

horse tranquilizer

[umbral iris]

The method to go to sleep is to do nothing

[weak oyster]

Have you tried melatonin 😂

[robust current]

I like

Marton

[celest coyote]

Is this bait

[primal frigate]

I like

[weak oyster]

Yea

[primal frigate]

Games

[celest coyote]

Me too

[robust current]

I like

[nimble canyon]

**Makes modem dial up noises. ** ughguhguhgh

[robust current]

Women

[restive bear]

Have you tried sleeping harder

[celest coyote]

Me too

[celest coyote]

I haven’t considered that

[primal frigate]

Controversial but I approve

[icy dagger]

Don't take melatonin, it's bad.

[rough sail]

I took one ast night

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/familyfeud-surveysays-strike-buzzer-wronganswer-gif-7849576224532883771

[primal frigate]

Melanin is the good one

[nimble canyon]

My body feels like a bad wifi connection.

[celest coyote]

I like

Burek

[robust current]

I have some of that

[icy dagger]

Skin pigment therapy

[weak oyster]

It is in large doses something small and supplemental is fine

[robust current]

I like

Feet

[chrome fog]

have you tried slamming a server?

[fading condor]

Is the server slam or game going to be launching on geforce NOW? Im really hoping so.

[icy dagger]

I was trying reverse psychology.

[restive bear]

As a fellow insomniac, I now consider my lack of sleep as a super power where I get more time to think about Marathon.

[celest coyote]

I’ll go find one to slam

[icy dagger]

Not health advice.

[chrome fog]

feb 26th

[celest coyote]

I do the same except for trauma

I like

[weak oyster]

It's fun until you stare at your ceiling for three hours

[celest coyote]

Uh

Also it’s 8AM

I like

Spaghetti

[nimble canyon]

Oi, no calling me out from last night.

[robust current]

I like

Burgers

[weak oyster]

At this point just stay awake and hope it helps tonight

[celest coyote]

Burgers are very nice

[icy dagger]

Marton may induce insomnia

[proven kernel]

That’s why my ceiling talks back.

[robust current]

Especially of the NuCal variety

[restive bear]

That's the trick, you can see Marathon in the ceiling if you try hard enough. For real though, my body decides when it's time to sleep, I'm just along for the ride apparently.

[celest coyote]

I like

Schizophrenia

[robust current]

I like

Skipping class

[weak oyster]

Isn't there a name for that

[celest coyote]

I passed quantum after attending a total of 9 lectures

[nimble canyon]

Pine, are you a Markov chain?

[celest coyote]

I do not know how

[icy dagger]

I wish the hallucinations would ztop..

[nimble canyon]

ztop? Are you a Yinglet?

[weak oyster]

Why are you all tweaking out right now

[digital light]

Oh how lovely… 😃

[robust current]

I like

Words

[digital light]

Typical Arcos behavior

[icy dagger]

I am wosp

[pulsar cradle]

no

[celest coyote]

Words aren’t too bad

[icy dagger]

Zzt

[celest coyote]

I hate

[pulsar cradle]

i hate those

[robust current]

I hate

[celest coyote]

Fucking Dirac notation

[robust current]

Arcos

[celest coyote]

I mean arcos

[green folio]

One week boys one week and we are on tau ceti

[icy dagger]

Marton induced insomnia

[robust current]

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[celest coyote]

emas

[jovial dew]

marton