🗣marathon-general-chat

[silent tangle]

we must get rid of Applebee's

Dyslexia

[harsh burrow]

Nuh uh

[hollow ermine]

i need a chair with back support. Like at Chili's

[rare juniper]

Really?

[silent tangle]

yeah

[dreamy warren]

It's funny what dyslexia can turn into when read by someone with dyslexia

[harsh burrow]

Can we eradicate chipotle instead

[silent tangle]

NO

[shadow geyser]

wait what dom you mean is the Jjarro not gonna be in this one

[silent tangle]

YOU MONSTER

[harsh burrow]

Why

It's so buns bro

[silent tangle]

because I love chipotle

[rare juniper]

Dyslexia is interesting

[gritty beacon]

Pufferbuns^TM

[harsh burrow]

What

[gritty beacon]

Pufferfish buns 🙂

[keen heath]

It depends on the branch and how stingy the management is

[shadow geyser]

they were mentioned in the second game

[dreamy warren]

Chipotle is mid, Applebee's is ass, mjoes is just Chipotle and subway mixed together

[keen heath]

Their rice used to be better though

[copper night]

The open beta, is it gonna be available on xbox? And is it paid?

[harsh burrow]

That's literally like any fast food chain

Especially olive garden

[keen heath]

No

[rare juniper]

Open beta on all platforms and free

[harsh burrow]

I hate when they be playing around with they bread sticks

[silent tangle]

Xbox can't play marathon

[harsh burrow]

Rip

[silent tangle]

Bungie said it's PS exclusive

[dreamy warren]

They playing with they sticks

[copper night]

No it isn’t…

[silent tangle]

yes it is

[rare juniper]

Oh

[silent tangle]

Bungie said so

[copper night]

I’m looking at it in the xbox store right now

[rare juniper]

I just learned of it

[dreamy warren]

Bungie said im in the game

[silent tangle]

that's ai

[bronze cradle]

I hope they improved the outdoors looks like trees and all cuz they looked terrible in alpha

[silent tangle]

I hope they improved uh

idk

[copper night]

No… it isn’t… it’s on my xbox in the store

[keen heath]

No it's a Sony exclusive

[dreamy warren]

Chat ive stayed blind to marathon gameplay on purpose

[rare juniper]

I hope they put the rocketeer too in marathon

[dreamy warren]

Can I have a cool hand cannon?

[shadow geyser]

im just excited to see them continue the lore to the first 2 games with this one

[light ocean]

PS also said that despite it being exclusive to them it's not going to be on their store page

[rare juniper]

We need cool robots

[harsh burrow]

Bro thinks he's Deadpool

[keen heath]

Bungie tried to do a full release but Sony said no. Most major outlets haven't updated their info

[silent tangle]

Literally

marathon is getting black listed on everything

cause it's Concord 4

[harsh burrow]

What

[silent tangle]

or

[keen heath]

Concordia

[silent tangle]

what was that one game

with the girl

[harsh burrow]

Is this real information

[light ocean]

except the nintendo store

[silent tangle]

Yes

[keen heath]

Grrl?

[harsh burrow]

Last of us?

[silent tangle]

no

forsaken

I think

[dreamy warren]

Girl: The Video Game

[harsh burrow]

Oh

[copper night]

https://press.bungie.com/Marathon-releases-March-5-on-Steam-PlayStation-5-and-Xbox-Series-XS

[harsh burrow]

Cornball dialogue

[rare juniper]

Forspoken

[silent tangle]

yeah

[bronze cradle]

Ahhhh a classic one

[harsh burrow]

Oh yeah

[silent tangle]

thanks arcos2840

[harsh burrow]

That's what I was thinking

[keen heath]

No no, clearly a lie

[copper night]

Where the fuck are you seeing exclusivity? I see ZERO

[light ocean]

the one with no ending?

[dreamy warren]

Do any of you sometimes have uncontrollable cravings

[silent tangle]

yes

[harsh burrow]

Yeah

[rare juniper]

Did you see the stocks?

[dreamy warren]

Like people

[empty mantle]

TRAXUS RULES

[harsh burrow]

For oatmeal creme pies

[empty mantle]

WE BUILD WORLDS

[harsh burrow]

Love those things

[bronze cradle]

potato.

[silent tangle]

What if those worlds hypothetically

get nuked

[harsh burrow]

Too much sugar tho

[silent tangle]

what then

[dreamy warren]

Sometimes I want to cook and eat my wife but she won't let me

[gritty beacon]

Sekiguchi gbenetics is building the pufferfish to live in those worlds 🙂

[copper night]

Show me at least 3 legit sources with confirmed bungie info, and then i’ll believe you. Because I see everything to the contrary.

[dreamy warren]

I bet she'd be so yummy

[empty mantle]

Collect the debris, extract resources, then move on.

[keen heath]

Maybe try just eating her

[harsh burrow]

Maybe don't

[dreamy warren]

I have

[silent tangle]

can I eat her

[dreamy warren]

And then she said ow and hit me

[rare juniper]

Can you believe it? People come on here in a discord server and flex their loved ones

[harsh burrow]

Who is flexing

[keen heath]

Don't believe the lies of the internet. Trust your good friend, Discord stranger

[rare juniper]

Why are you shoving it down our throats

[proven kernel]

Because we love them

[harsh burrow]

Pause gng

[rare juniper]

We did not consent

[silent tangle]

Is this the woke agenda

[harsh burrow]

!???

[silent tangle]

WHAT

[dreamy warren]

I can flex the homies too

[rare juniper]

We were never asked

[harsh burrow]

Time out yo

[keen heath]

Ahhhhh, I see the problem. Too much teeth. Try it like ice cream

[harsh burrow]

Let's lock in pls

[rough sail]

What the fuck did I just walk into

[silent tangle]

Lena this is all your fault

why would u let this happen to us

[harsh burrow]

Probably

[rough sail]

what

[rare juniper]

Yep

[keen heath]

Save us

[rough sail]

I am unfortunately not a mod. If I was this place would be cleaned up at all times

[dreamy warren]

No its the sleepy agenda

[harsh burrow]

Sure

[silent tangle]

oh that's my favorite

[proven kernel]

"Why is the discord closed down?"

[dreamy warren]

You'd be no fun

[silent tangle]

if I was mod

id make everyone mod

[light ocean]

eh. it ain't that bad in here yet

[rough sail]

I am very fun until people start acting gross in a server for a game that is t for teen

[bronze cradle]

I have 2 thai cats and they are so fucking loud how do i make them shut up (they are not hungry and i played with them like 5 mins ago)

[harsh burrow]

George Orwell's 1984

[dreamy warren]

If I was a mod I'd probably just hold the title and do nothing with it 🗿

[silent tangle]

if everyone is mod

[wooden wolf]

if i was mod
i would time people out for 1 minute at random

[silent tangle]

no one is mod

[harsh burrow]

Sensible

[silent tangle]

I would explode

[proven kernel]

I'm not sure what I would do if I was a mod.

[silent tangle]

Spontaneously

[teal wadi]

[rough sail]

you'd ban me

[dreamy warren]

I feel like you should know

[digital light]

Imagine mid argument you get a one minute timeout just as you’re about to clock someone

[harsh burrow]

Y'all should make a speech about why you'd be a great mod

[stone condor]

Just spam @ everyone for as long as you could

[wooden wolf]

thank god we will never see the day!

[rough sail]

I don't think they're taking applications

[jade spear]

If you back traxus you just ride the bandwagon

[silent tangle]

id be an awful mod

[proven kernel]

"Closed February Playtester", huh

[wooden wolf]

[safe narwhal]

Marton

[silent tangle]

arton

[wooden wolf]

marton

[harsh burrow]

Can I be vice mod if they do open up again

[dreamy warren]

Auto mod used to be so bad I could have 1 normal every day conversation word in it and my whole ahhh paragraph will get me a 1 hour mute 😭

[rough sail]

Hi bungie dev

Goodbye bungie dev

[harsh burrow]

Marton

[rare juniper]

Close the door

[keen heath]

Morton

[silent tangle]

Marton PS5 exclusive

[wooden wolf]

i like elliott

[harsh burrow]

Who

[digital light]

That’s how it is nowadays with the auto mod

[rare juniper]

Will Marathon be the next Concord?

[sinful scroll]

get out

[keen heath]

Morton 🧂

[harsh burrow]

PS5 has games

[silent tangle]

Yes

[silent tangle]

Like 2 of them

[rare juniper]

This is make or break for Sony

[frigid valley]

Anyone have the Marathon hopium meme to hand?

[harsh burrow]

Yes

[dreamy warren]

Yea but if you just bring your resume to the CEO and tell them you're looking for a job im sure they'd hire you

[keen heath]

The most ps5 exclusive

[bronze cradle]

Marathon is roblox 2

[rare juniper]

Arc Raiders caught lightning in a bottle

[sinful scroll]

is the new noise chat broken

[empty mantle]

[harsh burrow]

I only have the HL3 hopium

[silent tangle]

Yeah I broke it

[barren flicker]

It has demons souls remake

[dreamy warren]

Used to be a lot worse. You couldn't say hog. Got a 24 hour ban for saying "hogarth"

[keen heath]

Don't forget the firm handshake

[harsh burrow]

When is Bloodborne 2

[proven yarrow]

every time i come here it's always the same people, and i love all of you

[arctic narwhal]

who got a cold thief pfp icon

[bronze cradle]

tomorrow

[barren flicker]

Soon and im NOT just coping

[harsh burrow]

Quien?

Thank you android

[dreamy warren]

Messed that up. Gave the CEO a firm foot shake...

[silent tangle]

never

[dreamy warren]

Bros dreamin

[digital light]

Oh my days that’s awful…

[empty mantle]

TRAXUS IS THE KEY.

[harsh burrow]

I'm going to blindly take your word for it

[rare juniper]

A FOOTshake X)

[silent tangle]

Traxus is for chuds

[harsh burrow]

Let me have something

[silent tangle]

MIDA is for alphas

[harsh burrow]

Smh

[dreamy warren]

Yea that's it buddy im putting you in the chummer

[empty mantle]

You typoed... it's CHADS

[silent tangle]

no

you're a chud

[dreamy warren]

Playing in a team is for chuds 🗿

[rare juniper]

Bro is flexing his happy family life on discord

Spare us

[barren flicker]

Good choice itll release imminently

[harsh burrow]

Bro is

[rare juniper]

We were never asked

[umbral iris]

Wjat the heck is going on in new noise

[silent tangle]

you're right we should all start trauma dumping

[rare juniper]

Why do you share your happy life with us

[jade spear]

I feel like mida is counter culture

[keen heath]

This one time, at band camp

[harsh burrow]

It shall release soon inshallah

[dreamy warren]

Bro is talking to the voices rn

[proven kernel]

Thank you!

[rare juniper]

Sorry for freezing

[silent tangle]

yes but no

[barren flicker]

Theyre softlaunching bloodborne 2 same day marton releases i promisee

[harsh burrow]

Jax and Daxter remake?

[harsh burrow]

Bet

[silent tangle]

Once in Antarctica I got cold

[frigid valley]

yes but no

[barren flicker]

I work for miyazaki so i got u

[frigid valley]

I dont trust naughty dog

[rare juniper]

Arc Raiders is dropping an update right before the server slam

[thorn sequoia]

what if instead of blackbird recon used to be hawk and there was two of her

[rare juniper]

So we might be in trouble

[silent tangle]

what if

[harsh burrow]

I need it though

[frigid valley]

have you heard of OpenGoal?

[harsh burrow]

Let me have a word with them

No

[jade spear]

That's the cool thing about videogames we have completely different world views and we both picked MIDA

[frigid valley]

Its a native PC version of Jak and Daxter

[silent tangle]

Why did you pick MIDA MIDA Dreaming

[frigid valley]

Jak 2 as well Jak 3 is in Beta

[harsh burrow]

That's all you needed to say

On it rn

[frigid valley]

nah it'll be fine

[proven kernel]

I will take a new Jak and Daxter. That would be kinda amazing.

[thorn sequoia]

i picked arachne to pull peoples skin off :3

[harsh burrow]

Awesome sauce maybe

[frigid valley]

If its them deleting free load outs that would be cool

[rare juniper]

Based

[jade spear]

I think the world needs to burn a little.. we are way off the beaten path

[silent tangle]

Because ur lame

[harsh burrow]

I appreciate your opinion

[atomic stump]

lol deleted

[light ocean]

oh don't worry about what's happening in new noise, those lot are trying to clear the new contract with their "methods"

[atomic stump]

Not much

[rare juniper]

Mods deleted it

[silent tangle]

Yes yes I agree

[thorn sequoia]

rent free

[rare juniper]

Holy shit

[harsh burrow]

Marton will sell 10 morbillion copies in it's first week

[rare juniper]

deleted

[silent tangle]

Morbin time?.

[atomic stump]

Deleting that message tells enough about how much confident community is

[harsh burrow]

Yes Rico, morbin time

[thorn sequoia]

mods delete this message for no reason

[rare juniper]

Holy shit

[jade spear]

I've never been in a single discord community that was free 😔

[rare juniper]

Wtf

[thorn sequoia]

you quite literally joined this server to denounce it lmao

[harsh burrow]

I think bro might be deleting his own messages

[frigid valley]

Oh no the Marathon server deleting random hate messages

[rare juniper]

No it's mods

[harsh burrow]

Just a game theory

[rare juniper]

They're deleting my messages too

[chrome fog]

is dis a bad time to be in gen chat again

[atomic stump]

Learn the right use of words

[jade spear]

That's why mida is the best, middle finger to the power group

[silent tangle]

Kal-el no

[obsidian quartz]

y'all there are new contracts of course mods are active

[harsh burrow]

Meh, you're fine most likely

[thorn sequoia]

decry
whine
cope

[silent tangle]

seethe even

[kindred vigil]

👀

[dreamy warren]

Chat im still waiting for spaceballs 2

[atomic stump]

Or just be better at English ?

[silent tangle]

neeyth

neeyth you suck

[kindred vigil]

hi alpha

WOWWW

[harsh burrow]

Like a fish?

[silent tangle]

marton forspoken 7

[frigid valley]

Marathon is gonna be amazin

[rare juniper]

Wow

[atomic stump]

I’ll give it maximum 3-4 months

Bye now

[frigid valley]

its auto mod most likley

[rare juniper]

Mods are powertripping

[harsh burrow]

Ok

[silent tangle]

Why r mods tripping

they should tie their shoes

[clear axle]

oh YEAHHHH VECTOR

[silent tangle]

stupid

[proven kernel]

They're deleteing their own messages.

[silent tangle]

NO

NO VECTOR

[clear axle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oh-yeah-vector-2

[harsh burrow]

Direction and magnitude

[atomic stump]

Arc raiders > this slop

[rare juniper]

Tired of this woke shit

[chrome fog]

esnupi

[silent tangle]

Arc raiders > ur mom

[dreamy warren]

Will you watch spaceballs 2 and help me pre-order the new Styx game auntie mish?? 🥺

[silent tangle]

Me too

[rare juniper]

I'd rather go play arc raiders with different body types

[atomic stump]

I guess

[barren flicker]

Some1s not woke enough

[clear axle]

oh yeah vector

[harsh burrow]

This is so tuff

[proven kernel]

Hell yeah

[rare juniper]

At least arc raiders has true diversity

[silent tangle]

Thank u

[rare juniper]

You can choose your body type

[dreamy warren]

Fart raiders

[harsh burrow]

Yw twin

[silent tangle]

the only diversity you need

is rook

[rare juniper]

You can choose your appearance

[stiff verge]

You all are awesome and deserve a little headpat as a treat

[silent tangle]

thanks

[harsh burrow]

:3

[rare juniper]

A diverse choice of skin colors and ethnicities

[proven kernel]

Thank you, bean!

[dreamy warren]

Then put a bag over the face you selected anyways

[barren flicker]

:3

[chrome fog]

i deserve a little bean for my troubles no?

[harsh burrow]

Colon three

[oak elbow]

DestAni

[proven kernel]

:3

[dreamy warren]

1 singular refried bean

[harsh burrow]

c:<

[jade spear]

Does woke mean something else nowadays?

[silent tangle]

Semi-colon letter c

[barren flicker]

:3c

[chrome fog]

🫘

[silent tangle]

Woke means nothing

[harsh burrow]

;c

That's sadness

[dreamy warren]

Woke is opposite of eep duh

[harsh burrow]

Woke means to be awake

[silent tangle]

it's a thing losers call anything they don't like

[keen heath]

Lies!

[silent tangle]

u right

in that case I hate woke

[barren flicker]

Fr i stand by this still

[harsh burrow]

Why not just call it smelly

[chrome fog]

i woke you

[silent tangle]

WOW

mods shoot them

public execution

[thorn sequoia]

you know what isnt woke

my favourite apolitical game

metal gear solid

[chrome fog]

the woker

[dreamy warren]

Mods shit this guys pants.

[silent tangle]

The dude from rainbow six

[proven kernel]

Sp true

[flat river]

man this game looks so good

[rare juniper]

All I know is that arc raiders does far more for representation

[harsh burrow]

Kept you waiting huh

[dreamy warren]

Akira meme

[flat river]

if all my cases get sold (hopefully) i can jump in to tau ceti

[chrome fog]

kept you pooping huh

[bronze cradle]

woke is a buzzword for clickbait youtubers

[dreamy warren]

Don't shoot

[harsh burrow]

< / 3

[thorn sequoia]

i am going to throw you at a wall (affectionate)

[jade spear]

Bro we are in biosuits in another galaxy

[tiny mauve]

The new AKOTK episode was heat marton nation

[silent tangle]

NO!!!

[keen heath]

So stay woke! Neighbors creepin'

[barren flicker]

Fr Losers just throw woke out as a buzzword when theyre mad most often

[obsidian quartz]

can y'all stop falling for default profile pic bait and get onto these contracts

[rare juniper]

In Arc Raiders you don't choose your gender, you choose your body type

[dreamy warren]

Yea idek what that is gngy

[wide prawn]

woke is what you call a game if you want me to instantly add a point to its score in my head

[dreamy warren]

No

[chrome fog]

listen here woker, your days of woking are woker

[rare juniper]

Which is far less woke

[silent tangle]

Marathon is a game that features heavy transhumanism

[dreamy warren]

No contracts unless they're my ck tracts

[silent tangle]

The shells can be anybody

[barren flicker]

Woke is what u call peak to leat everyone know itz awesome

[sturdy vault]

what the fuck is happening here in general 😭

[jade spear]

doing the contracts gives you in game rewards or no?

[tiny mauve]

Get in the know chitlin

[dreamy warren]

They're like Ken dolls under there

[harsh burrow]

Wokeness

[barren flicker]

Fr one of the coolest parts of its narrative

[silent tangle]

in a way, the player is an uploaded consciousness...

[dreamy warren]

Me no wanna. Too much effort.

[harsh burrow]

Chat is awake

[chrome fog]

nobody knows do contracts at your own peril

[fresh birch]

[dreamy warren]

Im soo eepy

[rare juniper]

Plus in arc raiders we have a diverse array of faces and skin colors, which is also far less woke

[barren flicker]

In a way... the player is woke by default

[harsh burrow]

WAKE UP!!! ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH!!!

[dreamy warren]

Nuh uh

[silent tangle]

yes...

[chrome fog]

GET WOKED CHUD

[rare juniper]

We have much better diversity in arc

[dreamy warren]

I dont get food stamps

[silent tangle]

To be marathon is to be woke

[harsh burrow]

I do

[dreamy warren]

I still a little sick

[proven kernel]

In Halo 4, Master Chief is woke beacuse he told Cotana to wake him when she needed him.

[barren flicker]

This is 100% true if you buy or play marathon u will be made woke

[dreamy warren]

So ima be eepy

[thorn sequoia]

hey chat you should watch hardcore henry

[silent tangle]

Halo is woke

[harsh burrow]

That's on Netflix

[barren flicker]

Halo IS woke

[thorn sequoia]

its fucking peak

[harsh burrow]

Yeah

[silent tangle]

You will start growing blue hair

[chrome fog]

TELL YOUR WHITE BLOOD CELLS TO GET WOKED

[dreamy warren]

Do you think master chief has ever talked to himself and Cortana was like "damn chief you a fat stupid chud"

[barren flicker]

Immediate development of pronouns even

[rare juniper]

@atomic stump look at them flopping around

[silent tangle]

yes yes....

[chrome fog]

Cortana went rampant cause chief's head is empty

[proven kernel]

I think it was in the books.

[wide prawn]

truth is, the game was woke from the start

[dreamy warren]

Did u watch the 2nd one

[silent tangle]

not again...

[frigid valley]

He loves arby more

[rare juniper]

They don't even realize that we're better at representing minorities over at arc

[barren flicker]

Halo is woke because chief and arby get married duh

[chrome fog]

THICC SANGHELI THIGHS SAVES LIVES

[keen heath]

If a game doesn't feature the biggest booba then it's immediately woke

[frigid valley]

Wort the wort

[wooden dove]

retruth

[dreamy warren]

Chief asked corrana too many questions and replaced any critical thinking with Cgtpana

[wide prawn]

halo is woke becauae..... ring.....m g ay weddign.........

[dreamy warren]

I couldn't find a better way to mix chat gpt and cortana

[rare juniper]

Anime is woke too

[sturdy vault]

what the hell is happening with this 'contract'?

[rare juniper]

But also problematic

[harsh burrow]

What isn't woke

[frigid valley]

Marton woke because Locus eats crayons

[harsh burrow]

Mmmmmm red crayon

[keen heath]

I don't think he's a Marine...

[frigid valley]

wait whats Destroyers favorite flavour of crayon

[wet harbor]

Hi everyone!

[harsh burrow]

Yellow

[wide prawn]

it's wokelematic

[harsh burrow]

Hi

[wet harbor]

Blue

[harsh burrow]

Ourple

[keen heath]

Wokeamania!

[wet harbor]

why he ourple.

[rare juniper]

No it's just problematic

[chrome fog]

ON THE BLOOD OF OUR FATHERS ON THE BLOOD OF OUR SONS

[barren flicker]

Ourple the woke color

[dreamy warren]

If I wasn't sick I'd eat chicken parm and make you all so jealous

[rare juniper]

Anime has real issues

[wide prawn]

woke-a-them-jaro

[keen heath]

Octarine is more woke than Ourple

[harsh burrow]

grape flavor

[wide prawn]

wait

jjarro...

[dreamy warren]

Jarhead

[barren flicker]

Mhm.. the wokest flavor

[wet harbor]

Marathon is too woke. We need maga hat customisation and Elon Musk should be the CEO of sekiguchi genetics.

[wide prawn]

the fucking pathways...

[harsh burrow]

But, I like purple flavor :(

[barren flicker]

Marathon if i hated myself for buying it

[harsh burrow]

Grape Fanta

[south edge]

Algum br, para quando tivermos o server slam para fechar um trio ou duo? Se sim deix aadicionado ai, ou alguem de outro pais tanto faz

[dreamy warren]

Meta ai is actually in control of everything

[proven kernel]

Purple is the best flavor...

[barren flicker]

Then ur woke in an awezome way

[harsh burrow]

I think bro just put a curse on chat

[barren flicker]

Purple rlly is the best flavor ..

[harsh burrow]

Fr

[barren flicker]

DHSJ

[harsh burrow]

That and pineapple

[dreamy warren]

Mish why my head hurt

[chrome fog]

PURPLE CORTANA > BLUE CORTANA

[proven kernel]

Mine does too, but I know why.

[harsh burrow]

And Cherry

[dreamy warren]

Hhhhhhhrrrrrggghhhh

[barren flicker]

PEAK THIS IS THE RIGHT OPINION TO HAVE !!

[wet harbor]

There should be a built in HUD with grok implemented in it and you can ask what the things on your screen are.

[harsh burrow]

True...

[wet harbor]

Grok is this lootable.

Grok can I kill this guy.

[barren flicker]

Grok whyd they shoot me

Grok is that loot good

[harsh burrow]

@grok how do I heal

[barren flicker]

Grok how do i ult

[wet harbor]

Grok pull that guys skin out.

[harsh burrow]

@grok give me wallhacks

[dreamy warren]

I would love a game with text to speech where I could have no minimap and instead have a like Lil guy in my helmet telling me which turn to take to go where in a building

[barren flicker]

Grok tell this guy hes stupid through proxchat

[bronze cradle]

Grok show me voids feet

[chrome fog]

ngl, id second guess myself if microslop resurrected cortana as an ai llm

[barren flicker]

DHSKFHS

[wet harbor]

Grok make thief shake it a little.

[dreamy warren]

Grok tell this guy his shell has no drip.

[eager token]

What?

[barren flicker]

Grok kiss recon for me rq

[chrome fog]

cortana is this true?

[eager token]

Oh this chat is down bad

I forgot

[chrome fog]

cortana explain down bad

[wet harbor]

You made the shells.

Make them less appealing.

[harsh burrow]

@grok what is chat talking about

[dreamy warren]

Cortana do shells have to pee

[eager token]

No dawg I just make deals and sell them

[chrome fog]

cortana my stummy hurt

[dreamy warren]

Bro works at the warehouse level

[eager token]

Naw I work at the corporate level

[wooden dove]

bob

hop on ow with us

pweaseeeeee

pwease bob

[dreamy warren]

Cortana I think i might have an ice pick stuck into my eye socket

[chrome fog]

cortana what is bob

[barren flicker]

Cortana can i have an ibuprofen

[wooden dove]

🫵

[harsh burrow]

The bob

[dreamy warren]

Big oily bots

[harsh burrow]

Whar

[bronze cradle]

Sekiguchi needs to make blackbirds lite version so i can call it bbl

[chrome fog]

cortana text the blue morpho a picture of deez nuts

[tardy thorn]

Crazy I was just at work serving some guests as a bartender. The guest had a marathon shirt so we just chatted it up about the game, both excited about the upcoming test, even gave me his Bungie ID. I go back in the back to add him and he is gone and left me 2$ on a 45$ tab... wtf lol

[dreamy warren]

Do you guys think cortana monitors master chiefs pee and tells him when he's too dehydrated or has an infection or something 🤔

[final monolith]

😭

[keen heath]

Why wouldn't she?

[harsh burrow]

Lol

[barren flicker]

Thats actually crazy LOL

[chrome fog]

cortana went rampant cause chief has the yellowest pee in the UNSC

[harsh burrow]

The rest they'll cover when the game comes out

[dreamy warren]

So yellow it actually started to turn her evil

[harsh burrow]

Trust

[bronze cradle]

Have u seen new gun designs? they are pretty good

[dreamy warren]

Maybe he only had enough money for da beer

[chrome fog]

thats why she blue

[dreamy warren]

If I was green I would die 🥀

[wooden dove]

i hate all of you

besides bob

[barren flicker]

Fr im excited to get hands on with them

[tardy thorn]

He had a prime rib lunch and 2 cocktails lol

[chrome fog]

cortana send moose turd a picture of deez nuts

[harsh burrow]

Mmmmmm ribs

[bronze cradle]

dont hate me i have 2 parrots

[wooden dove]

yay

[chrome fog]

cortana delete deez nuts

[wooden dove]

awwwww

[tardy thorn]

Dude kept talking to me about playing glitch and everything.

[dreamy warren]

Maybe it was his last $47 🤷‍♂️ tipping is silly sometimes cus fr they be asking for a tip when I got like 1 canned drink 🗿

You want a tip for opening the fridge?

[digital light]

Ouch…

[barren flicker]

Literally like how does one offer up their bungie id and then not pay LMAO

[chrome fog]

cortana who is this

[final monolith]

im really chinese right now

[dreamy warren]

Cortana castrate these chuds

[dreamy warren]

What about later?

[harsh burrow]

What does that mean Martin

[final monolith]

will be even more

[final monolith]

up to interpretation

[barren flicker]

At least if u find him in game you can get his ass

[harsh burrow]

I would say but idk if that would be funny or not

[chrome fog]

cortana find me a picture of his ass

[final monolith]

everything is funny life is jolly

[tardy thorn]

Im a bartender making hand crafted drinks and engaging in conversation with someone for over an hour. Im also working an upscale establishment lol.

[barren flicker]

WHAOH

[trail basin]

💯

[final monolith]

everyone should hug eachother

[chrome fog]

cortana hug martin

[harsh burrow]

There is a time for silly, and a time for seriousness

[worn magnet]

hello sir

[tardy thorn]

Saying im opening a fridge for people is crazy work lol.

[barren flicker]

Cortana this guy didnt tip dox him

[celest coyote]

Not very Arachne of u

[harsh burrow]

Billions must hug

[muted canopy]

I literally cannot wait for marathon

[wooden dove]

get on overwatch

with us

[agile mason]

TOPHHHHHHHHHHHH

[bronze cradle]

everyone should SKIN each other

[harsh burrow]

That would hurt ouch

[final monolith]

its my gap moe

[celest coyote]

Not very NuCal of you

What’s happening

[final monolith]

you wouldnt get it

[worn magnet]

chinese new year is tomorrow but celebrations are usually today !

[final monolith]

i ate so much food today

[worn magnet]

i just got home but okay

[final monolith]

im stuffed

[chrome fog]

ive met tophh at a very chinese point in his life rn

[final monolith]

i ate some mad noodles

[final monolith]

they were suuuper spicy

[harsh burrow]

Why were they mad

[trail basin]

Muscle to muscle hug without skins is that arachne enough

[worn magnet]

i’m always at a very chinese point in my life heh

[final monolith]

they were RED

and evil...

i had to defeat them with my bites

[trail basin]

O yea happy Chinese new year y'all

[chrome fog]

🇨🇳 🤝 🇨🇳

[harsh burrow]

Woaghh

Many years ago, I was Chinese

[final monolith]

新年快樂！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！ 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐎🐎🐎🏇🏇🎠🎠🐎🐎🐎🐴🐎HOOORSE

[chrome fog]

🧧

[trail basin]

Real stuff 新年快乐 to you too

[chrome fog]

i hope they add horses to martinthon

highguard had horses why cant we have horses

[wise dawn]

I am ready to play this game on the 26

[bronze cradle]

marathon is highguard 2

[harsh burrow]

Horse armor

[chrome fog]

horseathon

[bronze cradle]

guardathon

[trail basin]

Free 2 play is at the 26?

[chrome fog]

free2try more like

[tiny mauve]

I feel so Chinese

[trail basin]

Ahh

[wise dawn]

I got the 60 dollar one

[trail basin]

Will be playing

[chrome fog]

🧧 our complimentary chinese welcome package

[wise dawn]

If they had a 100 dollar one for early access I’d get it

[bronze cradle]

Im gonna ask my sugar daddy to buy me marton

[final monolith]

i always go eat with my neighbors on chinese new years

[tiny mauve]

I was the Chinese leaker all along…

[harsh burrow]

How nice

[final monolith]

their family is so welcoming

also grandma makes

[chrome fog]

disregard i misread that

[final monolith]

some GREAT pan fried dumplings

[harsh burrow]

Whar

[chrome fog]

thought martin was gonna eat his chinese neighbors

[final monolith]

no

[tiny mauve]

I used to go to my ex gfs Chinese new year celebration oh my god I miss that shi

[final monolith]

i wouldnt dare...

[harsh burrow]

Are they shrimp dumplings

[wise dawn]

I know who’s meta

[final monolith]

duck actually

[chrome fog]

🧧

[final monolith]

duck and meat

[harsh burrow]

Duck is so underrated

[chrome fog]

that sounds bomb af

[worn magnet]

if you lived near me i’d give you a red envelope but 😞😞😞

[final monolith]

it iiiiiis

[dreamy warren]

I didn't mean you specifically just in general

[livid trout]

Can i get a meow in chat

[agile mason]

bobae did u get slimed?

[tiny mauve]

Meow 😸

[harsh burrow]

Meow

[worn magnet]

where yo xlb

[livid trout]

Noo my nitro glitched out and removed my boost

[harsh burrow]

Pss pss pss psss

[chrome fog]

🧧 GUNG HAY FAT CHOI

[livid trout]

Iam no longer purple

NOO

[keen heath]

You know, I thought Self Rez was gonna be broken, but I think it'll end up just being a good soft counter to Snipers

[tardy thorn]

In general bartender isnt "opening a fridge" lol

[harsh burrow]

Welp

Idea

[wise dawn]

Ay mi gatito meow meow

[livid trout]

Oh fixed

[tiny mauve]

[keen heath]

since it's hard to self rez if a team is on top of you, but easier if they've got to cover distance

[chrome fog]

Im on puter while i wait for chinese new years eve dinner

[harsh burrow]

I want a plushies of this thing

[livid trout]

Thank u for all the meows

[agile mason]

ahhh icic

[worn magnet]

it’s on its way to you rn

[bronze cradle]

Marathon makes me want to make art again

[sinful scroll]

[agile mason]

you gonna be feasting

[tiny mauve]

Inevitable

[final monolith]

soup dumplings are fire but

[harsh burrow]

Ya

[dreamy warren]

So i did say I got 1 canned drink and said they asked for a tip... so

[final monolith]

i prefer pan fried

[livid trout]

U can get one in game

[dreamy warren]

Idk you must've missed that part

[livid trout]

But bungie for sure gonna sell it

[tiny mauve]

Worm and bingus merch is a matter of when not if

[final monolith]

idk i think im biased

cuz of what i ate

[sinful scroll]

how much money do i have to pay the marathon devs to change 's name to bingus

[harsh burrow]

Is this real?

[night zephyr]

/contract 3E643933-4DED-44BA-9743-8BDC780B3FD9

[harsh burrow]

What

[sinful scroll]

can I have an actual Bungie Dev comment on this

[tiny mauve]

I actually like kali more than bingus

[night zephyr]

/contract

[chrome fog]

martin knows peak

[harsh burrow]

For what

[bronze cradle]

It is bingus, in our hearts

[sinful scroll]

bingus speaks to me

[final monolith]

heh..........

[wise dawn]

Hopefully there’s rank

[final monolith]

ive been eating all of my life

[rancid pebble]

what did it say?

[tiny mauve]

Bingus can be any bingus but there’s only one kali marathon

[final monolith]

im bound to know a stuff or two........

[wise dawn]

I hope there’s rank !!!!

[bronze cradle]

I think they announced something similar to ranked mode

[tardy thorn]

Well you did comment on me saying I talked to him about marathon and served him up to a 46$ bill. So I figured we were on the same line of thinking in regards to levels of service lol

[dreamy warren]

Youre allowed 1 knowing and only 1

[sinful scroll]

I'm actually DEEPLY TEMPTED to tag Joe Ziegler and see if he responds but idk if I'll get banned for doing that

[tiny mauve]

There is

[sinful scroll]

I'm under NDA, cant tell you

[wise dawn]

Nice can’t wait

[harsh burrow]

What about a worm plush

[final monolith]

im doomed

wait

is ziegler here

[tiny mauve]

You rank up through looting high value stuff and your loadout has to meet a certain monetary value to queue

[dreamy warren]

Nah it was just a general thought on tipping, like when I go to a place like menchies (frozen yogurt) they sit on a stool, hand me a cup and I do all the rest and then they ask for a tip and they never left their seat or said a word to me

[rancid pebble]

u don't even have the tag ... stolen valor

[sinful scroll]

well there are a ton of bungie devs in the discord

[dreamy warren]

Or again getting me a CANNED DRINK from a fridge

[sinful scroll]

but they dont respond i think

ive never seen a bungie dev speak in here

[harsh burrow]

They did that one time

[wise dawn]

If there’s a dev I’ll give you 200 to play early

[tiny mauve]

If they did respond they’d be flooded with shit so it makes sense they don’t

[dreamy warren]

Bro hasn't looked hard enough

[sinful scroll]

BECAUSE WHICHEVER BUNGIE DEV IS RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING OUT TAGS HASN'T PROPERLY AWAREDED ME IT GOOD LORD

[wise dawn]

In I won’t tell no one

[dreamy warren]

They told me directly that im being added to the game

In this chat

[rancid pebble]

they respond if ure part of the cool faction 😎

[tardy thorn]

Yeah, those are places that just slap a tip on their checkout because the app allows them too. When you said he might have only had 46 dollars, then get takeout

[wide prawn]

andy will show up every so often

[final monolith]

Subway is launching a Subscription service for $45 a month that includes unlimited Footlongs.

[celest coyote]

They say like 1 or 2 things and then yeet

[wooden dove]

👀

[wise dawn]

200 yes deal or si deal

[celest coyote]

Ngl I’d heavily consider

[tiny mauve]

@/ziegler give me 1000 billion credits and a gold sniper that never gets lost on death and an exclusive skin pleaseeeee please lleaseee

[dreamy warren]

Yea saying he only had 46 bucks was not me being serious im usually not serious about the shit I say

[final monolith]

dude

its unlimited

[dreamy warren]

Tbh I usually tip well enough when I go out to eat at a restaurant but im still broke myself so like

[final monolith]

i think like idk 1 per day

but thats a lifesaver

[jade spear]

Can we convince the devs to release earlier ?

[keen heath]

Try "Mr. Ziegler". I heard it tickles the cockles of his heart.

[gleaming bough]

[tiny mauve]

Big J heed my call

[cyan bridge]

I FEEL QUITE HUNGRYYYYYY

[dreamy warren]

I get my own faction

[cyan bridge]

The Larpers

[tardy thorn]

Oh ok lol. I usually only get shit tipped one out of every 100+ people so its an extemely small minority that doesnt tip st the restaurant I work. I just thought it was funny he happened to also like marathon and tipped me 2 on 46

[keen heath]

I think I'm gonna start calling him Joe Z

[bronze cradle]

I cant pick one faction i like all of them help

[tiny mauve]

How many footlongs to break even I am not familiar with subway prices

[tiny mauve]

Sekgen if you’re a trve runner

[formal jasper]

midway

[dreamy warren]

Bro doesn't know

[chrome fog]

two posted recently amir and elliot the other day

[celest coyote]

4-5

[cyan bridge]

The Larp Runners

[dreamy warren]

Go to jersey Mike's instead

[rancid pebble]

@zojiggler increase the jiggle physics on butt pls 🙏

[dreamy warren]

Bro still doesn't know.

[formal jasper]

jersey mid

[harsh burrow]

???

[tiny mauve]

So if you have 1.5 a week you’re breaking even that’s lowkey not bad at all

[cyan bridge]

i made a poopy

[harsh burrow]

What're we actually talking about

[dreamy warren]

These newgens dont have the lore on my faction fr

[final monolith]

💎 🔍

oh yeah pill time

[harsh burrow]

Bro

[final monolith]

brb

[dreamy warren]

Better than subway tho if I had the choice between the 2

[harsh burrow]

Okay

[final monolith]

vitamin check

[formal jasper]

true

[tiny mauve]

Let me get it Joes way

[formal jasper]

ur right

[harsh burrow]

Flintstone tablet

[cyan bridge]

shit thanks for reminding me martin

[formal jasper]

firehouse got the real deal

[dreamy warren]

We dont got those here

[formal jasper]

im creaming rn thinking bout it

[rancid pebble]

don't question mark me I'm asking for real qol stuff here

[cyan bridge]

gang

[dreamy warren]

I know of em but we dont have em

[formal jasper]

yurrr

[tiny mauve]

Lowk like the big mikes better than firehouse but that’s just me tho

[cyan bridge]

this is NOT the place

[dreamy warren]

I love loving in the middle of nowhere until it comes to diverse food choices

[harsh burrow]

Are we talking about sandwiches

[dreamy warren]

Thank God the tourist trap nearby has good sushi and other shops

[tiny mauve]

Meow

[formal jasper]

jersey mikes?

[cyan bridge]

glitch's sandwich🤤

[chrome fog]

i love living in multicultural food heaven

[tiny mauve]

Yurr

[harsh burrow]

Panera bread or something

[chrome fog]

helps keep the will to live high

[dreamy warren]

Im going to put you on a deli meat slicer and make you into a sandwich

[formal jasper]

irs alright its just too bland or vinegar-y for me. my wife likes them alot

[empty mantle]

TRAXUS ON TOP

[formal jasper]

we also have different tastes

[tiny mauve]

I used to crush Panera Cubans back during covid I miss them

[cyan bridge]

AliceFaction on top

[harsh burrow]

Please, I just want to be apart of the conversation 💔

[dreamy warren]

💔 so buns for so much money. Not to mention their lemonade or whatever it was that was killing people

[formal jasper]

u r

[tiny mauve]

I don’t really have an opinion on most fast food tbh I try to only eat what I cook myself for monetary reasons

[empty mantle]

we're all part of a conversation :3

[chrome fog]

if i fart on top will the stank rise or sink

[harsh burrow]

The ancient city of Ur

[formal jasper]

i feel that

[final monolith]

i need to get a vitamin b12 injection but it hurts

i hate needles

[dreamy warren]

So you're complaining about how the sandwich is after you're the one who made the sandwich? Sounds like you just dont know what's up

[tiny mauve]

I will be getting a shamrock shake whenever they come back though

[cyan bridge]

did you actually fart irl

[kindred vigil]

Chinese New Year is tomorrow, I just said "new years", just to show how Chinese I'm becoming

[harsh burrow]

I never stepped foot in one, I just know I'd walk out with something I just didn't like

[chrome fog]

nah i pooped earlier tho

[sturdy kiln]

Remember, she didn’t said that last night.

[cyan bridge]

mmmm bobby

[chrome fog]

you just want that red envelope smh

[formal jasper]

not much options with sauces is what im saying

[dreamy warren]

Your next step is 40 hours of factory work. You work 6 days a week. Half day on the 7th.

[kindred vigil]

yes I want red envelopes

[harsh burrow]

What about pizza, we got a lot of that here

[kindred vigil]

Don't put ur shift on me smh

is it weekly pay

👀

[harsh burrow]

For dirt cheap

[gray lotus]

你好

[dreamy warren]

Pizza

[harsh burrow]

Ni hao twinlings

[keen heath]

Any Horses in the chat?

[chrome fog]

neeyth's chinese sweat shop era

[harsh burrow]

Neigh

[tiny mauve]

Neigh

[dreamy warren]

Man am i glad to be back in NY. It was so weird being in Ohio and seeing pizza hut advertise NY style pizza... cus they dont sell NY style pizza in ny...

[tiny mauve]

Fuckkkkkkkkkk

[harsh burrow]

Ohio...

[gray lotus]

I tried learning mandarin ages ago haha

[keen heath]

get rekt, nurd

[formal jasper]

BCS MY HEART IS IN OHIOOOOOOOO

[harsh burrow]

I can say rice in Chinese

I like rice

[dreamy warren]

Like the orange

🍊

[harsh burrow]

Also twin you're in NY too?

[keen heath]

But can you say "More please" to the grumpy chinese waiter?

[dreamy warren]

Upstate. Country NY not city ny

[gray lotus]

Gw suka jeruk

[harsh burrow]

Darn

[steel turret]

[final monolith]

dooown in ohio

swag like ohio

[formal jasper]

3 chinese plsm the ocky way

[harsh burrow]

I'm headed that way anyway for Uni

[chrome fog]

you got any buffalo wings for me bud

[tiny mauve]

Adrian explain our discord

[final monolith]

adrian

[harsh burrow]

Hah, buffalo

[final monolith]

explain our marathon group

[harsh burrow]

Enrique

[final monolith]

dooown in ohiooo

[keen heath]

Happy CHinese New year, they say this year's supposed to suck for you

[steel turret]

Iglesias

The singer

[formal jasper]

SWAG LIKE OHIO

[harsh burrow]

Church

[dreamy warren]

So many wing night bars. $0.05 wing night 🫃

[chrome fog]

🫃

[steel turret]

[formal jasper]

this year can suck me alright

[keen heath]

people still do that?

[harsh burrow]

What

[tiny mauve]

🫃

[formal jasper]

computer blow this fucking ahh up

[dreamy warren]

Some. Coin toss on if they're dry as hell tho. And usually the drinks go up in price

[steel turret]

[chrome fog]

alright martoncord going to ny for wing night

[stuck mauve]

Which faction do I pick

[keen heath]

Dry as hell and heavy on the salt, making you thirsty

[tiny mauve]

Mida 🥹✌️

[harsh burrow]

Wing stop has the best wings

[dreamy warren]

Salt usually isn't an issue just dry tbh

[chrome fog]

these pretzels are making me THIRSTY

[gray lotus]

Arachne

[dreamy warren]

When anyone pulls out a chain and says they have the best wings I immediately know they dont know ball

[tiny mauve]

I’ve never had wingstop but the wings I make myself are better than any wings I’ve had at a restaurant

[stuck mauve]

That’s like working for teenagers yall just blow shit up and break stuff

[harsh burrow]

What're you talking about

[stuck mauve]

… YOU GUYS ARE A CULT

[tiny mauve]

Didn’t even peep my tag

[chrome fog]

are you a big fan of the government?

[harsh burrow]

Their wings are genuinely fire

[gray lotus]

One ooooof us

[keen heath]

This Korean wing place opened up near me and they have a garlic soy sauce they use. They actually put little cloves of sauteed (maybe roasted?) garlic in the order.

It's freakin' amazing.

[dreamy warren]

My step-dad has a custom built smoker from a tow behind oil tank. You can fit 2 whole pigs on it and about a dozen burgers beside them. The wings that come off it are basically already seasoned.

[stuck mauve]

SEEE

[tiny mauve]

Oh my goooddddd bro

[gray lotus]

We have cookies

[chrome fog]

i dont like korean wings imo too sticky

[tiny mauve]

I love grillin and smokin I need it to be summer already

[keen heath]

You leave this server RIGHT NOW! OUT!

[harsh burrow]

Just go down south

[chrome fog]

I NEED IT TO NOT BE SUMMER

I HATE THE SUMMER

[harsh burrow]

The heat was so bad last year

[stuck mauve]

mmm I don’t like cookies

[tiny mauve]

Where is your whimsy and joy for fun in the sun

[stuck mauve]

Do you guys have anything other then bloodshed and cookies

[keen heath]

Fried to a crisp under the summer sun

[harsh burrow]

We have worms

[gray lotus]

Me either, we are diplomatically trying to change our national food to icecream

[chrome fog]

🇰🇷 Dry fried wings with some korean bear thooo

[keen heath]

Mental Illness

[harsh burrow]

That too

[tiny mauve]

Stop engaging with the death cult and just join sekgen bro what’re we doing

[chrome fog]

not a lot of whimsy in 90 to 100 degree weather

[keen heath]

.....you are forgiven...for now, but we're watching you

[stuck mauve]

Eh honestly compared with the death cult that’s not that bad

[harsh burrow]

[grave smelt]

We have insurance

[harsh burrow]

Join us for free worms

[tiny mauve]

See that’s where the disconnect is because summer here is mostly 70-80

[stuck mauve]

WHAT

INSURANCE

WAIT

[grave smelt]

Dentist included

[dreamy warren]

I like to smoke.

[harsh burrow]

We get insurance?

[stuck mauve]

Welp

[harsh burrow]

Lol

[stuck mauve]

It’s decided

[chrome fog]

unfortunate...

[dreamy warren]

Here its -20 to 110

[grave smelt]

Better call Saul

[gray lotus]

Temptation is the bridge to short sighted happiness

[celest coyote]

They may have insurance but we have something better

[chrome fog]

the hell is going on in new york

[celest coyote]

A semi annual pizza party

[stuck mauve]

What

[grave smelt]

Cholesterol

[stuck mauve]

Wait

[harsh burrow]

Can I get a tax write off

[dreamy warren]

New York weather

[celest coyote]

With pretzels

[celest coyote]

Crunchy pretzels not the soft kind

[fallen berry]

I’m from south jersey it’s 33 here at the shore

[harsh burrow]

With cheese

[tiny mauve]

You lose gangytron

[harsh burrow]

Jersey 💔

[formal jasper]

we gon blow new jersey up

[celest coyote]

Admitted from Jersey

[tiny mauve]

NEVER stop indulging in short sighted worldly desires

[harsh burrow]

BANG BANG

[dreamy warren]

Im so sorry for your loss

[wet harbor]

Meow.

[fallen berry]

Plz

[formal jasper]

ur real for this

[wet harbor]

Meow.

Meow.

[celest coyote]

I love worldly desires and material wealth

[harsh burrow]

Still waiting on him to act on his plan, I need it GONE

[stuck mauve]

I don’t know man insurance is important

[wet harbor]

What's in New Jersey?

[harsh burrow]

Psss psss psss psss

[grave smelt]

They put semen into food, ignore them

[tiny mauve]

I LOVE instant gratification

[fallen berry]

Dead bodies frm NY

[harsh burrow]

It's more of a smog state than ny I swear

[keen heath]

Thought those were dumped in the river

[formal jasper]

he spazzed wit mac miller