🗣marathon-general-chat

[turbid edge]

Wow u guys are edgy!

[flint basin]

Worth it

[thick ridge]

hungarians have a second heart to pump alcohol through the body

[primal frigate]

thats NuCal for ya

[turbid edge]

We’d be canceled on Instagram!

[finite sky]

Balkan chat rn

Meat or cheese burek??

[grand whale]

but the ladies from albania and kossovo are great🤤

[primal frigate]

I love Albania its the best country

[twilit sparrow]

meat

[turbid edge]

What do balkans feel about scandies

[grave smelt]

CONQUER CONQUER CONQUER

[grand whale]

Shqipe

[turbid edge]

What do balkans feels about South Asia (w/o India)?

[primal frigate]

Shqipe to you too good sir

[twilit sparrow]

you dont wanna know

[turbid edge]

What do balkans feels about South Asia (w India)?

[grave smelt]

better not ask

[celest coyote]

Hi

[turbid edge]

Pls block?

[twilit sparrow]

hey man i'm just letting u know i'm gonna block you. it's nothing personal really but your messages really get on my nerves. i'd rather just not see them.

[grand whale]

im black but tapped in with yall❤️ ✌️

[warm gale]

야, 너 차단할 거라는 거 알려줄게. 개인적인 감정은 없지만 네 메시지가 너무 짜증나. 그냥 안 보고 싶어.

[celest coyote]

Pretty sure we’re too busy hating each other

[primal frigate]

Im not Albanian 😭

[grand whale]

oh lol

[primal frigate]

I dont even know what you said

[turbid edge]

What do balkans feels about the beautiful sublime in simply loving ur hobby?

[grave smelt]

Koreans try not to speak a language to a dude who clearly dont speak the fucking language challenge: impossible

[celest coyote]

No we make sausage

[warm gale]

You black, I brown, we stick together

[celest coyote]

And cabbage stuff

[twilit sparrow]

the only real hobby of balkans is talking shit on other balkan countries, drink and eat

marathon is just side quest

[grand whale]

means eagle but albanians call eachother that

[grand whale]

❤️

[brave jewel]

I need burger

[small sluice]

I’m not extrapolating, the study itself looked at actual couples, not just opinions. It analyzed people’s heights and their partners’ heights and found that in the vast majority of heterosexual couples, the man is taller. That’s observable pairing data, not just stated preference.

Preferences don’t guarantee outcomes, but when both self-reports and real-world couple data show the same pattern, that’s behavioral evidence, not just talk.

[bitter hollow]

drink alcohol now

[grand whale]

i dont like alcohol

[languid ingot]

Too mpreg

[grand whale]

lowkey gotta visit india like at least once

[hybrid pasture]

I have 2 Xeon CPUs and an RX6600 on which I replaced the VRAM.

Am I cooked.

[primal frigate]

yes

[grave smelt]

what I am saying is that your quote of the article doesn't contain anything about that. Only information about preferences

[hybrid pasture]

oh no bro

[grand whale]

iraqi and lebanese women are beautiful

[hybrid pasture]

drown in the Ganges like a boss

[flint basin]

Are we really blackpilling in marathon general chat

[grave smelt]

initiate ai generation sequence

[warm gale]

Never tried, Is it yummy? I like the crunch 3060s make in my mouth

[languid ingot]

Wym?

[grand whale]

how so

[celest coyote]

Me too

[flint basin]

Clavicular gets BRUTALLY FRAMEMOGGED by ASU FRAT LEADER

[brave jewel]

Eating a NuCal burger with no honey mustard

[grand whale]

bro lets stop larping

[warm gale]

explain in minecraft terms

[grand whale]

we left the bp in 2025

[hybrid pasture]

GORDON GET AWAY FROM THE SERVER RACK!

Attempting shutdown....It's not...IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOW-AAARGH

[radiant cypress]

Everyone knows the marathon server is the perfect place to talk about literally anything but marathon

[brave jewel]

You just dug through bedrock

[grave smelt]

This is the official TeamSpeak support server

[warm gale]

HOLY SHIT

[hybrid pasture]

I stole stencils and lead balls from work in order to replace the burned out VRAM on my GPU.

[thick ridge]

I was not here for the original conversation but is this whole thing not skewed by height averages? like ~20% of the male population are actually short enough to fit outside of that bracket?

[brave jewel]

What 1 year no marathon does to a person

[grand whale]

im cold

its cold

cyro archive

[brave jewel]

Hi cold

[hybrid pasture]

Wish I could post pic of my PC.

[bitter hollow]

blasphemy

[grand whale]

i like water tho

[bitter hollow]

valid ngl

[hybrid pasture]

I have caprisun

I am happy

[warm gale]

Caveman! Fire Ooo!

(Yeah its dropping below 30°F here rn)

[bitter hollow]

i have balls

[languid ingot]

Martini?

[grand whale]

my homie drank sprite and died

[hybrid pasture]

Average Sprite experience.

[brave jewel]

✂️

[primal frigate]

i been drinking coke zero and other low cal stuff

[grave smelt]

who doesn't

[hybrid pasture]

Shalom ✂️

[celest coyote]

-# my mom

[grand whale]

sekigoyiom

[hybrid pasture]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[radiant cypress]

The question is can we last 10 more days until server slam or will we have all gone through rampancy

[warm gale]

Muscleman

[grave smelt]

poor thing, I am your mom now

[brave jewel]

Im already losing it

[celest coyote]

I think we know the answer

[celest coyote]

Thank u glasses cat

[small sluice]

The paper doesn’t only report preferences. It also analyzed actual couple height differences and found a consistent pattern where men are typically taller than their female partners. That’s observational data, not just opinions.

Even beyond that one study, national demographic data shows the same pattern, the vast majority of heterosexual couples have the man taller. So it’s not just what people say, it’s what actually happens.

[warm gale]

I chew through fiber cables

[hybrid pasture]

I will blow my brains out with a Remington if we don't get playtest soon.

[primal frigate]

im already going crazy

[grand whale]

@grave smelt u glasses cat

[brave jewel]

I’m ready to get absolutely annihilated by all the people who got into the tests

[primal frigate]

refreshing marathon on yt for new viceos

but there arent any

[warm gale]

This is so cutesy kawaii core

[hybrid pasture]

Curt Cobain Mikuverse.

[grave smelt]

u cheatsheet for 8th grade physics

[warm gale]

Crazy

[bitter hollow]

sparking zero is not okay

[languid ingot]

Put it to rest og.

[small sluice]

Original gangster?

[twilit sparrow]

hey man i'm just letting u know i'm gonna block you. it's nothing personal really but your messages really get on my nerves. i'd rather just not see them.

[thick ridge]

its okay to be a #shortking

[bitter hollow]

bruh

[twilit sparrow]

aint no king paying rent

[languid ingot]

Ostentatious gremlin

[warm gale]

I'm on par with a microbe

[grave smelt]

I am 1'2'' by 9000'6''

[celest coyote]

Mf is neutron star material

[bitter hollow]

you're a foot tall

[languid ingot]

Extra wide anvil

[warm gale]

Peak physique

[hybrid pasture]

I hope you feel the sock fabric scrape on your freshly cut toenails.

[celest coyote]

Oh nvm I thought that was mass

[small sluice]

Mf got width

[grand whale]

at least ill always remind them

[celest coyote]

I hate u

[hybrid pasture]

[celest coyote]

I buy special socks bc my autistic ass can’t handle seams

[bitter hollow]

yeah lemme get one human da long way

[primal frigate]

PLEASE I WANNA PLAY SO BAD

[warm gale]

Manual breathing

[primal frigate]

this is torture

[languid ingot]

I can feel your spiritual pressure

[hybrid pasture]

Loose bit of skin around fingernail being pulled off.

[twilit sparrow]

11 days left chill out goopa

[grand whale]

bleach reference

[warm gale]

This foreplay kinda freaky

[primal frigate]

im gonna go replay halo

[grand whale]

too many days

[clear axle]

I wonder if the game will be as good as we think it’s going to be

[primal frigate]

after work

[hybrid pasture]

Tau Freaky V

[celest coyote]

I did that once when I was very young eating incredibles promo pringles

[warm gale]

10 now

[bitter hollow]

it is

[hybrid pasture]

I once shot a nail into my leg.

[grand whale]

imagine if its genuine slop and we wasted our time and the haters were right

[grave smelt]

I have a leg too

[twilit sparrow]

We'll see when its out

[clear axle]

I hope not lmao

[celest coyote]

Once I sliced part of my finger off and had to cauterize it bc there was nothing to stitch

[primal frigate]

stop

[clear axle]

Yessir

[primal frigate]

cease

[hybrid pasture]

And got the top of my finger cut off with a woodsaw.

[warm gale]

I think we should all think that so we can be surprised when its not

[grand whale]

not saying its true

[celest coyote]

And I got a large brass staple stuck down into my finger meat

[grand whale]

yea actually

marathon is trash!

it looks like a pixel gun 3d!

[twilit sparrow]

Watched peanut's stream like 10 times bro I cant pick up any new details

[hybrid pasture]

Made poison gas in my shed while mixing fertilizer.

[pulsar cradle]

my fave dog is jerman cheper

[thick ridge]

it's my last hope it can't be slop💔💔

[grand whale]

roblox ass game!

[warm gale]

I miss prime Pixel gun 3d

[clear axle]

I just hope the gameplay loop is enough to sustain the potential lack of content

[celest coyote]

Weenie stuck in a coke can

[languid ingot]

I can’t imagine wasting years of hype on a game that sucks on release. Ignore the 2077 next to my name

[hybrid pasture]

I will bomb a federal building if so.

[radiant cypress]

I’m still trying to figure out how much charge a volt battery holds from the scraps of footage I can find

[grand whale]

yea man shit was special, i remeber 3 cat spam being meta

[celest coyote]

Idk but it kinda irks me that u just drop the partial battery for them

[radiant cypress]

What not being in the playtests does to a mf’r

[grand whale]

yo chill

youll get in trouble

[celest coyote]

Well if we weren’t on a watchlist yet we are now

[grand whale]

cyberpunk is peak tho

[primal frigate]

kinda wanna play triage just cuz of the volt weapons

[languid ingot]

Now sure

[radiant cypress]

That kinda makes sense though right? Like if the battery gets used up it makes sense it doesn’t carry over fully

[thick ridge]

anyone know if the game has real loot to be found or am i gonna be stacking a backpack full of snow globes and mixtapes

[celest coyote]

I mean it does I just hope the weapon function makes up for it

[radiant cypress]

It’s like how if you looted bullets off someone they wouldn’t just have full stacks, some of the bullets would be used up

[celest coyote]

Gun

[hybrid pasture]

Do you wanna know how to make detonators out of old phones by removing the buzzer motor and soldering 2 wires in it's place?

[warm gale]

NuCaloric burger

[celest coyote]

Yeah I just hope there’s an advantage otherwise I’d prioritize non volt weapons

[radiant cypress]

Fair fair

[grand whale]

i wanna play triage cuz he looks nonchalant and shit he look like a bald black dude that could lowkey be a model but chose a different profession

[grand whale]

no

[thick ridge]

a man can only carry so many half broken rifles before they break his will

[warm gale]

Straight mogging on the battlefield

[primal frigate]

thank god weapons dont have durability in marathon

[drifting relic]

Give us Marton now

[celest coyote]

Do weapons have durability in marathon?

[radiant cypress]

The EMP and buff effect is apparently pretty nasty, so don’t blame you tbh

[twilit sparrow]

One thing I noticed for sure is melee is much better in smoothness animation, also healing/replenishing shields animation also got improved

[primal frigate]

I hope not

[celest coyote]

I don’t remember

[grand whale]

im saying

[primal frigate]

yessir

[thick ridge]

that is a very good question that I have no idea about

[twilit sparrow]

We dont have apex legends levels of cool animations but marathon animations are just 'fine' you know

aint cool, just works well

[celest coyote]

Oh do they inflict a status

[warm gale]

I just want to pet the cat

[primal frigate]

only with triage I think?

[celest coyote]

Ohh

[primal frigate]

thats his trait

[radiant cypress]

I think it’s triage specifically yeah but there’s other status effects in the game, wouldn’t be surprised if mods could apply them to weapons through conditions

[celest coyote]

I forgor 💀

[radiant cypress]

So keen to try melee

[twilit sparrow]

I just wish animations had more personality in general

They seem just functional and thats it

[primal frigate]

i dont think theyre supposed to be flashy

[celest coyote]

I think they were using a lot of destiny animations in the alpha and they were updated recently

[primal frigate]

maybe when we get different melee weapons

[twilit sparrow]

Maybe, I just hate that this is a scifi world and I hold my pistol like a goddamn CIA agent

And the reloading seems to have no punch, runners reload guns as if a fight aint happening

it lacks punch y'know

[celest coyote]

I mean it is the most effective grip

For stability

[twilit sparrow]

i dont care man, its a video game

make me feel cool

[languid ingot]

007 first light

[primal frigate]

very nitpicky

[radiant cypress]

Some of the reloads look nice; cant remember the name but one of the smg’s has like a reload where you flick the mag/battery out and catch it, looks sweet

[twilit sparrow]

it aint tactical modern military slop either

[celest coyote]

The only way we can truly feel cool in a game is to feel cool yourself

[primal frigate]

the brrt smg has you pull a cord like a chainsaw no?

[celest coyote]

Yeah they’re hella impractical loading mechanisms but they’re sick

[primal frigate]

the one peanut used

[twilit sparrow]

APEX's only grace is that every weapon and animation has its own personality, they really cooked

[hybrid pasture]

THEY RESTARTED REACTOR 6 IN FUKUSHIMA DAICHII, LET'S GOOOOOO

[twilit sparrow]

yeah that looks cool indeed

[drifting relic]

[hybrid pasture]

WE ARE SO BARACK

[celest coyote]

Splitgate 2 has excellent reload animations

[drifting relic]

Who’s skin am I stealing first

[languid ingot]

Only saving grace is crazy

[celest coyote]

You mean, the chaos emeralds?

[radiant cypress]

I’d have to check again but that sounds fun honestly

[twilit sparrow]

I dont like apex, its like titanfall but if every character was shot in the kneecaps and cant move

[primal frigate]

nvm not a cord but you put the mag in and pull a pin

[languid ingot]

Ok

[tired junco]

the splitgate marketing was so cringe oh my god

[celest coyote]

It looked like a pull tab like the mags are disposable mass produced, which would make sense

[tight ether]

[drifting relic]

[primal frigate]

https://youtu.be/A0_ghfjDnU0?si=_xImhNQR_ICVDnpV&t=1173

this

[drifting relic]

[celest coyote]

I didn’t see any of the marketing

[radiant cypress]

Still a fun idea honestly

[celest coyote]

Reminds me of the gun vending machines in cyberpunk

[tight ether]

[celest coyote]

Just one time use mag or gun

Clip break pew

[twilit sparrow]

Thats what I mean, they have all these cool strange guns and reloads but animation wise it looks very basic

[radiant cypress]

I know it probably annoys people who actually use guns but I really like funky stuff like that

[drifting relic]

Some Halo people thought it was gonna be a Halo killer then they played it for a day lol

[languid ingot]

Needs a mag

[primal frigate]

?

[tired junco]

they ran on a dude coming out on stage and yelling and swearing a bunch about how cool and epic splitgate is and how you should play it and to "make FPS great again" and stuff and it was just so forced

[languid ingot]

Extended mag

[celest coyote]

I enjoy it it’s fun but I’m just so fatigued by multiplayer only games that just do cosmetics as your only incentive to progress

[tired junco]

consistent of saying things like "this aint yo grandma's fps!" and then playing imagine dragons

[tight ether]

extended *Lagazine

[celest coyote]

Certified hood classic radioactive plays

[drifting relic]

Ayo why is there so many people repping the McDonalds faction now?

[celest coyote]

Bc we are cool

[tight ether]

blick dongalds

[celest coyote]

And ppl realized too many ppl wanted to be edgy and be Arachne so it was like the buzz lightyear toy store meme

[tired junco]

and the guy had this big sci-fi baseball bat he would lug around everywhere and it looked so corny

[grave smelt]

they are walmart workers irl

[celest coyote]

That’s the bfb

[radiant cypress]

Really like that honestly; kinda like they’re priming the rounds or something

[drifting relic]

Hey man, imma get my bounties and kill on sight lol

[languid ingot]

We got bread

[drifting relic]

I can see it

[tired junco]

80% of the budget had to go to getting the rights to use an imagine dragons song in the premiere trailer

[tight ether]

don't kill on sight, chill on aite 😎
then skin when they're not suspecting

#backstab NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE

this is marton, not shArt Stainers

[drifting relic]

From playing sweaty matches in Halo and playing passive in Arc, imma see how well my PvP skills are, if they’re bad, imma be putting the fries in the bag too

[forest tapir]

goys

marason is coming out

can u believe it

[drifting relic]

Give us Marton now

[tight ether]

it might help your ego to skip the getting shatted on and go straight to fries in bag, it feels better when it's voluntary

[twilit sparrow]

we still have a delay window dont worry

[forest tapir]

why delay window

who is delaying it

i will shoot themin the face

[twilit sparrow]

me

im delaying it

[drifting relic]

Nah I need to be humbled first, my ego crushed

[tired junco]

cant wait for the REAL half life 3 trailer at the summer game fest, it is REAL and WILL happen

[forest tapir]

ill delay your balls

[drifting relic]

Especially if I’m solo Queueing lol

[twilit sparrow]

they already dropped bro

[celest coyote]

It will

[forest tapir]

least delusional nib

[celest coyote]

Anyone else pronounce queue qweewee in their head

[forest tapir]

ill send themback up

[drifting relic]

Que yuuuu

[tight ether]

delay spell failed : no target

[forest tapir]

no you're just cwazy

[forest tapir]

you dont have balls?

[celest coyote]

This is valid

[tight ether]

I mean I have ovaries regretably

[forest tapir]

not too. late to grow balls

[drifting relic]

Wish I could post gifs here, I have many Marton memes lol

[languid ingot]

You should send me some

[forest tapir]

goys i will ovulate on the server slam

[tight ether]

I would have to grow them on an auxiliary external unit, I'm not willing to invest. plus pregnancy sucks and there's no guarantee I would rng the right loadout

[celest coyote]

Balls with extra steps

[forest tapir]

excuses

just buy them a pc they

will come out

[celest coyote]

rng the right loadout

[forest tapir]

instantly

[forest tapir]

my loadout is 5 cm

[tight ether]

why does marton chat want me to get knocked up lol I'm gay

[forest tapir]

nucaloric propaganda

[ivory falcon]

/dac

[celest coyote]

Wait who wants ppl knocked up wtf

[celest coyote]

Try in new noise

[forest tapir]

i dont kow

[drifting relic]

When Destiny players are able to get excited about something again, they act up

[tight ether]

"makes you feel pregnant, you're not"

🤰

[forest tapir]

i am acting up

[celest coyote]

I think we’re only in the business of promoting mpreg

[forest tapir]

i am pregnant

[drifting relic]

Congrajulatioooooons

[forest tapir]

thank you

[tight ether]

"Durandal, make that man Pregante"

[forest tapir]

it's ps5 pro

that i bought for marason

[celest coyote]

gregnant

[balmy birch]

ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME PREGNANT

[tight ether]

pregrnort

[rain scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-dac-runner-gif-6011190738981059482

[celest coyote]

pregananant

[drifting relic]

Should’ve been a worm

[tight ether]

I'm waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of this whole "esc" business

bananagante

[languid ingot]

Is it pro supported?

[drifting relic]

Escape from Godcov

[celest coyote]

Escape from no longer possible universe endingov

[tight ether]

[ ] will pay me child support

[formal jasper]

[tight ether]

[ ] will *owe me child support

[languid ingot]

NuCaloric has no such obligations

[tight ether]

nucal grew me AND my bobby daddy

[drifting relic]

Arachne please pay my alimony

[forest tapir]

should be it's first party sony game

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1qhyi53/marathon_ps5_pro_enhanced/

reddit says yes

so

i believe reddit

[drifting relic]

Better rock that Helldivers charm cause I don’t think I can get it on PC even with PS+ lol

[forest tapir]

i shall

im ready

[forest tapir]

uneed to play on piss 5

to get it

i think

let me check announcement

i dont have a pc

[drifting relic]

much 💸

[forest tapir]

get yo money up

(i have 7 dollars)

[balmy birch]

store page doesn't tho

[drifting relic]

But my funny up

[dreamy niche]

[forest tapir]

they be lying

just like i know bloodborne 2 exists

theyre just trolling

the worm in marathon is reference for worm in bloodborne 2

[balmy birch]

no that's actually a delusion im sorry

[molten flax]

eww no uncs

[forest tapir]

the voices

[drifting relic]

👄

[forest tapir]

the voices are back

[celest coyote]

Sony is coming to kill u for letting the secret out

[forest tapir]

THE VOICES

in marathon they will let me put it in amygdala

[languid ingot]

[drifting relic]

Just like the guy that made that car that runs on water

[forest tapir]

i run on sheer will

[celest coyote]

And my friends dad

[forest tapir]

u have friends

can i borrow

[celest coyote]

Yes

[forest tapir]

can a ... borrow a friend

[primal frigate]

How are your fartboxes doing guys

[forest tapir]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6pvIoUa8Ms

[celest coyote]

I’m not sure I know what that’s supposed to mean

[languid ingot]

I dropped out of engineering to sling burgers

[primal frigate]

?

[celest coyote]

This

[primal frigate]

Hows your fartbox doing

[drifting relic]

Might have to join the I’m Not A Fan of The Government Faction if the drip is immaculate

[primal frigate]

Gas factory

Fume maker

[molten flax]

im gonna leave nucal cause of this

[primal frigate]

Lmaooooooo

[celest coyote]

Fair enough

[forest tapir]

-1000000000000000000000 social credit

[primal frigate]

It was just a question guys

[forest tapir]

you're not allowed to purchase banana

[drifting relic]

DAMN

[celest coyote]

Tiananmen Square 1989

[primal frigate]

That bad?

[forest tapir]

nucaloric square 1989

[celest coyote]

I did that to someone in battlebit, idk if it was a coincidence but he did vanish

[primal frigate]

Pfhorskin would you be disappointed if I joined the terrorists?

[forest tapir]

do it in marathon

[primal frigate]

The propaganda is starting to work on me

[proud kelp]

Yoo

[celest coyote]

Not that they’re terrorists but bc they became a shittier government than the government they didn’t like

[drifting relic]

30 on 30

[celest coyote]

That’s what would disappoint me

[primal frigate]

That is true

But it is a good cause

Red Rising vibes

[celest coyote]

Better dead than red

[drifting relic]

Damn is this real McDonalds hours

NuCal sweep is real

[celest coyote]

If you sell us runner skin we will make them into human cracklins

[proud kelp]

What is this bug

[drifting relic]

🤝

[celest coyote]

That is a weaveworm

[drifting relic]

They make you 🫵

[celest coyote]

They poop out the bio cybernetic materials that creates the runners

[proud kelp]

:O

[proud kelp]

XD

[primal frigate]

@molten flax dont leave nucal pleaaaase im sorry 😭

[drifting relic]

Yeah they fabricate the Runners lol

[primal frigate]

I will make it easier for you pfhoon

[lilac folio]

Sup. I played Marathon Closed test back in October. Do I need to install anything for the Slap Server this February or?

[primal frigate]

It is done

[celest coyote]

There will be an install thing when it’s out

[drifting relic]

Just the Slap Server download when it’s out I think

[thorny bridge]

/contract

[primal frigate]

Im sorry phoon and pfhorskin

You were good to me

[drifting relic]

SIMON NOOOO

[celest coyote]

Only works in new noise

[celest coyote]

We’ll remember you

[primal frigate]

Revolt type shit

[forest tapir]

guys

i said

fuck da government

and

theyt sent me email i will explode in 3-4 business days

[primal frigate]

Im not a big fan of the government

[drifting relic]

30 on 30

[celest coyote]

That’s a nice courtesy warning

[forest tapir]

you will explode in 3-4 business minutes

[primal frigate]

only thing exploding will be the UESC

[forest tapir]

they said they will forgive me if i say i will like men

[celest coyote]

Are you gonna say it

[drifting relic]

You are all being deceived

[forest tapir]

Universidade Estadual de Santa Cruz

what did Universidade Estadual de Santa Cruz in Brazil do to you

[drifting relic]

Ni madres

Oh Portuguese

@celest coyote they’re trying to trap you into flipping burgers for eternity. Don’t you want more?

[twilit sparrow]

hey man i'm just letting u know i'm gonna block you. it's nothing personal really but your messages really get on my nerves. i'd rather just not see them.

[celest coyote]

What more is there than burbrgr

[thick ridge]

do I get a multi-tool for pledging my allegiance to MIDA?

[primal frigate]

yes

and bombs

IEDs

[thick ridge]

i'm sold

[drifting relic]

Yesssssss

YESSSSSS

[drifting relic]

Is this a copypasta?

[twilit sparrow]

ΥΕΣ

yes*

[drifting relic]

Chaos

Wonder which of Parameter or Dire Marsh is gonna be the better map to raid

[orchid plover]

Perimeter looks good regarding verticality

[grave smelt]

highguard has only 759 players on steam right now and dropping

[drifting relic]

I haven’t seen much of either map lol, imma have to watch above for the assassins

[drifting relic]

game

[grave smelt]

as expected

[stark grail]

they kinda shot themselves in the foot with shadowdropping it without any early playtesting/feedback

[livid trout]

Geoff killed that game

Ngl

[primal frigate]

yep pretty much

hyped it up to be the best fps evolution ball blaster in the world

this game changed my life 😭

[stark grail]

I feel like if it had been 5v5 and had PvE or was more of a MOBA it wouldve taken off so much more

[primal frigate]

and then its just minecraft bed wars with guns

[livid trout]

And if it didnt run like shit

Like whole aspect of most mobas is that every russian or other moba fans can run it on a toaster

[karmic sable]

Geoff should have hyped Marton

[primal frigate]

real

but the vidoc wasnt done by then

[livid trout]

League and dota get like 100fps on integrated gpu

[primal frigate]

i assume

[karmic sable]

When was the Game Awards show?

[primal frigate]

november?

or maybe december

idk

[livid trout]

Highguard is chocking out mid range gpus

[primal frigate]

december 10th

[bitter hollow]

dec 12

10

[livid trout]

December

[karmic sable]

Ah, Vidoc released on Dec 15th

[primal frigate]

ye

[bitter hollow]

im so hyped for marathon its almost destiny level hype for me

[primal frigate]

10 more days

of scratching my arms

scratching at the walls

itching

[weary mantle]

Marton next week

[drifting relic]

Marton NOW

[primal frigate]

pls marton

[bitter hollow]

isnt beta the 19th

[weary mantle]

Ye

[bitter hollow]

good

[karmic sable]

26th-2nd

[primal frigate]

26th

[weary mantle]

Wait haha

I'm literally dumb

[bitter hollow]

oh shi i thought 19th

[thorn python]

its the 26th…

[weary mantle]

And can't read

[karmic sable]

Its the same weekend as RE9 release

[weary mantle]

Yeah it's the 26th

[karmic sable]

Remember it like this

[sacred prism]

Why does February have 52 days this month?

[weary mantle]

Shit I've been up for like 30 hours

[drifting relic]

NOOOOOO

[twilit sparrow]

ewwwww simon became a liberal and joined MIDA

this is a dark day

[thorn python]

bro doesnt know that The Constant shifted 😂😂😂

[bitter hollow]

@flint delta drop the destiny roadmap now

[weary mantle]

MIDA is literally the best faction I'm afraid

Blowing shit up is based

[twilit sparrow]

watchdogs 2 looking ahhhh faction

[thorn python]

blowing shit uo is awesome

[twilit sparrow]

greta thunberg stop-oil protest looking ahhhh faction

[orchid plover]

User Sloppus Maximus Chuddicus OG

[balmy birch]

goated game btw

[twilit sparrow]

vegan with an attitude looking ahhhhhhh faction

[livid trout]

Explosives are based and fun
Killing innocent civilians not so cash money

[drifting relic]

The rebellion will win, you’re just hating

[primal frigate]

I saw the light

[thorn python]

i mean like yea thats the point 😭

[livid trout]

So mida needs to be executed

[primal frigate]

fighting for a cause

[livid trout]

Again

[twilit sparrow]

twitter warrior looking ahhhh faction

[drifting relic]

[weary mantle]

UESC started it by starving people for a century so like

[orchid plover]

Anything for Mars man

[weary mantle]

Kinda just par for the course

[sacred prism]

Nucaloric calendar glitch

[drifting relic]

What’s your faction so I can start hating

[twilit sparrow]

hello sir

[livid trout]

One bad doesnt make other thing good tbh

[wintry bough]

Hello again runners

[orchid plover]

How tf do you take an entire moon from a starving planet and set it on a (failed) 300 years expedition ????

[drifting relic]

[thorn python]

hiii

[wintry bough]

Hewo! :3

[livid trout]

U can have revolution and not merc random people

For fun

[twilit sparrow]

complaining about the government while holding prada bags and iphones looking ahhhhhhhhhh faction

[livid trout]

Yk

[primal frigate]

idk if its for fun

[twilit sparrow]

MIDA more like mid

[thorn python]

i dont think you know what okay

[orchid plover]

UESC is just out here bullshiting

[drifting relic]

Where’s the fun in that

[wintry bough]

True. But Arachne exists...

[twilit sparrow]

amirite or amirite bois

[weary mantle]

Not random, it was people who had ties to the UESC

[livid trout]

Arachne at least doesnt pretend they are some pro human stuff they are just death cult

[weary mantle]

It was very targeted

[thorn python]

exactly like

[weary mantle]

Hardly innocent

[orchid plover]

Arachne is just insane. That it that’s the lore

[twilit sparrow]

cant wait to deport MIDA fans back to mars

[drifting relic]

Hotline Miami over here a fan of the government?

[wintry bough]

Occupational hazards.

[thorn python]

esp after the misriah massacre thing yk

[primal frigate]

wdym pretend 😭

[orchid plover]

Lmao

[primal frigate]

how do you liberate a country while being a pacifist

[weary mantle]

Legalize nuclear bombs

[bitter hollow]

mods skin him

[thorn python]

yea !!

[bitter hollow]

or her

[livid trout]

Idk maybe dont create a death squads that kill 10% of population yk

[drifting relic]

Strongly worded letters

[primal frigate]

thats like saying the partisans in WW2 were bad cuz they sometimes killed people

[livid trout]

„group unleashed a reign of terror by ordering death squads to kill anyone suspected of being loyal to the UESC. According to a census, approximately 10% of Mars' population was executed by these squads”

[wintry bough]

By being a cook for the revolutionary force.

[twilit sparrow]

aint black and white, MIDA bunch of hypocrites, we will deport them to mars

[livid trout]

„Targeted” my ass

[twilit sparrow]

its going to be glorious

[orchid plover]

In big 2893 🥀

[livid trout]

They went full paranoia and killed everyone who they even doubted was not on their side

[orchid plover]

Or 2983 ? I don’t remember

[livid trout]

Lmao

[thorn python]

this was after the uesc massacred people for food, id end someone who supported that too lwk

[weary mantle]

Just goes to show how deeply rooted the UESC was at the time. They couldn't have such overreach without lots of their plants everywhere

[twilit sparrow]

MIDA = Soviets

but most people too dumb to realize

[livid trout]

Or that u are simply coping

[wintry bough]

You don't wanna know my answer to that

[drifting relic]

I’ll say it

[twilit sparrow]

its a free chat brother you can type anything

I am not a mod

[orchid plover]

I thought we all agreed that the UESC sucks

[twilit sparrow]

I would be a great mod though, the best mod

[wintry bough]

If you wish to take my place in the timeout zone go ahead lmao

[thorn python]

the uesc is a government, governments have a lot of people in the government

[livid trout]

Yeah the leaders went full on soviet paranoia and started purging

[primal frigate]

it does

[thorn python]

a government is not just like 200 people 😭

[drifting relic]

Arache the Wolfenstien people

[twilit sparrow]

''its good if the genocide is in our own camp''

🤣

[livid trout]

Government is not 10% of planet either

[primal frigate]

straight up defending the UESC 😭

paid for

[balmy birch]

HELL NAH

[twilit sparrow]

I will goop on your gear bolshevik scum

[orchid plover]

UESC defenders in the chat were cooked

[thorn python]

this gotta be a psyop like what is the uesc doing how are they getting so obvious

[drifting relic]

Brainwashed

[livid trout]

Nobody is defending uesc, iam defending massacring innocent civilians

[orchid plover]

Ain’t no way

[thorn python]

and in turn defending the uesc
mida knows your tricks, uesc plant /lh

[crimson helm]

I will say it loudly and with all honesty and respect!!!

Someone who already gives the Best Art Direction award to the artists of Marathon.

Art is crazy, they smoked to create that majestic beauty?

I love you.

[livid trout]

U cant say u are „not a threat” and then make fucking death squads

[drifting relic]

Feed them to the NuCalorics

[plain tree]

isn’t the UESC the government?

[weary mantle]

No no I see you have no faction role you're nothing but a fence sitter

(This is satire)

[livid trout]

To walk around from home to home

And merc people

[wintry bough]

The UESC will fall

[primal frigate]

mass starvation, stealing and gutting their moon, refusing to help

[orchid plover]

Yep

[primal frigate]

but but but

[thorn python]

mida literally means “mayhem incites direct action” they are not trying to say they arent a threat 🥀

[balmy birch]

skin them for their silk

[primal frigate]

you killed their sympathizers

[plain tree]

All my homies hate the UESC

[twilit sparrow]

how very soviet of them

[livid trout]

Uesc been strong for like 600 years or so? Mida lost entire war jn 3 months and got executed

Just saying

[twilit sparrow]

AAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAA

AHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA

[wintry bough]

So it was an acronym. I was wondering what it meant.

[twilit sparrow]

VICTY WITH THE FACTS

[thorn python]

people who were still sympathizers AFTER the uesc massacred hundreds of people begging for food like

[primal frigate]

literally

[thorn python]

mini israel

[twilit sparrow]

SHOW EM VICTY

[livid trout]

Mida casually killed like a billion

[orchid plover]

Fr

[livid trout]

What u on about

[wintry bough]

Clearly not good enough if they let a second wave rise up

[weary mantle]

There's a certain Doctor on Deimos you might want to consider.

Did MIDA really fail?

[orchid plover]

UESC DEFENDERS BRUH

[twilit sparrow]

YOU GO GIRL, YOU GO VICTY SHOW EM WHO'S THE BOSS

[livid trout]

Ask their dead leaders

Who got hanged on mars

[primal frigate]

yall got Straussed

[livid trout]

💀

[thorn python]

who came back from the dead

[drifting relic]

UESC DEEZ NUTS

[balmy birch]

thought it was a reference to the mythical figure of midas kinda like arachne is

[unborn badger]

it's not about winning mida is anarchism made manifest

viva la revolution

[orchid plover]

When an entire planet is being starved and sterilized you don’t get to be a fence sitter

[unborn badger]

doesn't matter if it fails we'll come back just as strong as always

[twilit sparrow]

twitter ahhhhhhhhh faction

[wintry bough]

I still find it odd how people don't like mida (while sorta understandable, but war is war unfortunately) when Arachne, the literal death cult, exists.

[orchid plover]

Bc ofc the death cult is ok

[drifting relic]

Who’s side are you on lol, join us

[primal frigate]

Victys argument is that they dont pretend to be something else apparently

[livid trout]

I feel like most people dont like arachne cuz of lore but cuz of its funny pvp faction

[twilit sparrow]

yes
we all want to be part of the elite and eat boar in Bohemian grove

[unborn badger]

double agent for mida 🤫

[thorn python]

fr like they dont even “lie” they say to your face they want mfs dead 😭

[balmy birch]

clearly arachne is the "let's hold hands and drink tea together" faction 🤨🤨

[unborn badger]

don't tell em

[weary mantle]

MIDA transcended governance and became an idea and that's why it's so prevalent hundreds of years later

[unborn badger]

well no death cults are just fucked 💀

[molten flax]

yea but arachne has swag

[thorn python]

we gotchu

[plain tree]

I’m gonna have to skin you now

[molten flax]

all mida has is mpreg

[arctic sinew]

Holy shit is that a MARATHON reference?

[livid trout]

Mida is probably like the least influential faction in game rn

[twilit sparrow]

oh please dont throw protest signs to us

[balmy birch]

my bro you are in one 😭😭😭😭

[twilit sparrow]

BAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAAHA

[thorn python]

this is why mida is the best objectively

[primal frigate]

insane thing to say

[livid trout]

They went from toppling government to now just being mean bullies to traxus

[pseudo bluff]

anti gov = ✅

[molten flax]

nucal has bingus sooooo

[drifting relic]

Pick a faction fence sitter so we can roast you appropriately

[unborn badger]

I like to make people think I am 😹 ✌️

[molten flax]

victy purple

ewww

[thorn python]

games not out… we wouldnt know,,,

[livid trout]

I prefer having my unique purple color thank u

[molten flax]

also your profile still sucks cus its still flashbangs

[livid trout]

U have whole lore avaible to you

[balmy birch]

mean....

[twilit sparrow]

MIDA's melee weapon skin is a protest sign

[drifting relic]

Purple 🫵

[wintry bough]

That's the funny thing though. MIDA doesn't "pretend" to be anything. They are a revolutionary group, hellbent on destroying the UESC. Revolution is War. War, (war never changes) Spills blood.

[primal frigate]

There would be no colony if it werent for Strauss lmao

[thorn python]

we absolutely dont 😭

we’re missing so much fym

[unborn badger]

tf2 conscientious objector with the mida logo on it 💀 💀

[orchid plover]

Strauss is kinda based

[livid trout]

U have whole traxus and mida convos and stuff

[balmy birch]

why they ourple...

[twilit sparrow]

''STOP THE KILLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

bluehair looking ahhh faction

[orchid plover]

What is bro saying

[livid trout]

Idk marathon devs picked it

[twilit sparrow]

my satire is too meta for you mr. K

[livid trout]

[molten flax]

schizophrenic

[thorn python]

thats not very much ?
like we dont know how influential they’ll be “in rhe game” until we… can play the game

[balmy birch]

deep graspy voice

war......

HAS CHANGED.

[plain tree]

All you MIDA glazers fyi I’m gonna be completing my Arachne contracts by spilling YOUR blood…

[twilit sparrow]

Gantry removes the helmet and guess who's behind, a literal karen

[unborn badger]

bet

[molten flax]

cloudy when u change to nucal

[thorn python]

sure thing

[drifting relic]

Not if we burn you first

[unborn badger]

I'll just spill yours in return

all's fair in suffering

[thorn python]

only when they add mpreg

[molten flax]

what if fpreg thoughts?

and bingoy

[livid trout]

I assume everyone will be probably on pair. Mida shop was definitely the worst out of the bunch and hope they fix it before release

[thorn python]

thats just preg innit

[twilit sparrow]

So Gantry is the official Karen of the IP masking as an edgy anonymous hacker?

[orchid plover]

Fpreg ??? Are you mad ?

[molten flax]

ill also add in my baking

[wintry bough]

The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure there's more SekGen and Traxus employees than MIDA guerillas.

[molten flax]

good deal

[drifting relic]

This chat is gonna go wild when prox chat drops lmao

[livid trout]

Its probably true.

[thorn python]

i’ll take it, thank you very much, but i’ll stay with mida
here, i made you cookies as thanks 🍪 🩵

[plain tree]

😭

[twilit sparrow]

I already have a book full of anti mida slurs

[thorn python]

i will hold my woke tongue

[molten flax]

its already dogshit

[weary mantle]

The events of the original trilogy happened due to mida planting the battleroids on board the Marathon and inciting Durandals rampancy through instruction to Strauss.

If anything they have the most impact on the world.

[plain tree]

Yipeeee

[livid trout]

Mida ?

Lmao

[primal frigate]

YES?

[wintry bough]

I will not. Fuck that shit. Slurs are bad.

[unborn badger]

old mida's what happens when change putpaces order and doesn't know what to do with itself lol

[orchid plover]

Fr how did you people missed that ?

[dusk oak]

MIDA is the most pointless one

[twilit sparrow]

DONT DO IT MOSTLY CHUDDY

[unborn badger]

new mida won't be like that

like at all

[molten flax]

i hate all of you bar 3 people

[thorn python]

i have a lot to say ab making up slurs its so fucking it boils my blood

[molten flax]

im going to slime ALL of you out when this game drops

[thorn python]

you wanna call someone a slur so bad, its just weird

[orchid plover]

Burger man out here

[wintry bough]

freaky

[daring haven]

cant wait for Marathon im Ready!

[twilit sparrow]

I got 6 on the chamber only in this minute for mida and nucallers

[drifting relic]

Even for clankers?

[plain tree]

When prox chat drops people defo gonna ask what faction your loyal to and choose weather to kill you or not based on that 🥀 (me included)

[thorn python]

yes

i dont give a fuck what it is

[plain tree]

THE DAMN TIN SKINS

[thick ridge]

nickelodeon style sliming

[molten flax]

O-Block King Von style

[twilit sparrow]

Arachne the call of duty 2009 lobby faction

[molten flax]

with a little bit of Melly

[twilit sparrow]

its glorious

its perfection

[thorn python]

makin up slurs for shit is dumb and crazy disrespectful i will hold my fucking ground on ts

[magic rose]

marathon will not be in the gamepass right

[plain tree]

Oil drinkers don’t have rights

[drifting relic]

Damn, you sure all you do is serve up McFlurries?

[primal frigate]

not confirmed but prolly since its sony game no

[karmic sable]

We have no idea about it

[primal frigate]

destiny aint on there

[magic rose]

Could be this yea

[karmic sable]

To be fair base Destiny 2 is F2P

[molten flax]

We could kill all of you just by tweaking the genetic code of our fucking bread

[primal frigate]

well yeah i guess

[weary mantle]

Used to be until Sony bought it

[primal frigate]

but dlc

[wintry bough]

Oh no legit. I can say one because, well. I'm bi. (And by requisite, gay) However I don't say it because I hate the word. I wouldn't like it if my friends say it. But if a stranger said it to me, it immediately makes me want to put them to the curb. Blood boiling doesn't even begin to cover it.

[unborn badger]

funny how all these corp heads yell about how mida's the most useless of all factions while screaming about their loyalty to their own corp when the liaison specifically stated they're not official employees 😹 🫵

[thick ridge]

so the rest of nucaloric need to be worried

[balmy birch]

so is overwatch but they offer you extra stuff if you got gamepass

[weary mantle]

Still mad about that because a lot of my friends quit once D2 got removed from game pass

[magic rose]

i just saw that they only got playstation plus benefits but i assume that Pc players will have benefits as well. like the emblems and the other ingame stuff we can get in the server slam

[daring haven]

will there be a special edition of the game with more goodies other than the 40$ version?

[wintry bough]

Corpo rats gonna corpo

[twilit sparrow]

wait until you realize that people call others gay for shit and giggles dont really hate gay people

ITS A CRAZY CONCEPT

[weary mantle]

Yeah there's a deluxe edition

[primal frigate]

i think only ps plus users get the charms

[weary mantle]

It has skins

[primal frigate]

and BP

[plain tree]

Fr

[thorn python]

fr like be so fr what has traxus done except for crashing the entire mars network 😭

[drifting relic]

They confirmed other charms for PC and Xbox Runners

[magic rose]

not only they PC users especially too .

[wintry bough]

Calling someone else gay isn't a slur so much as a mild insult though.

[primal frigate]

oh really nice

[plain tree]

I fully support the LGBT community however me and my friends do use gay opposed to lame

[orchid plover]

Traxus is just on some evil shenanigans

[drifting relic]

PC about to get those TF2 Charms fr

[balmy birch]

as in like "oh this is totally gay" when you describe good things?

[plain tree]

Think fast chucklnuts

[twilit sparrow]

i dont care about all that engineered civil war shit, i respect the choices of anybody lgbt shit is just activism to me and i laugh at i

[livid trout]

I came back and we went from mida to lgbt wild

[wintry bough]

I don't care if people do that, while it's mildly annoying, it's never actually targeted towards me. And if I get called gay, well.... Yeah, technically.

[drifting relic]

:ashbaby:

[thorn python]

slurs are created out of hate no matter what, this is why you cant say it if you cant say it. some can be reclaimed but that doesnt make it not disrespectful to use it, or even make up fictional ones like

[livid trout]

Axt the fruitcake

[wintry bough]

Damn right

[plain tree]

Yes then we make out

[plain tree]

For the bit I swear

[wintry bough]

Lucky

[balmy birch]

based

[vague hound]

HALLO CHAT

[wintry bough]

Slurs are bad.

[livid trout]

Pov u are mida operator killing 80 year old grandma cuz she refused to give u sandwich (that means supporting uesc)

[plain tree]

I’m 14 and this is deep

[wintry bough]

No discussion

[thorn python]

its ragebait but its so immaturw i cant help but get mad

[vague hound]

Fuck you

[drifting relic]

Help us kill Arachne

[plain tree]

Opinion on made up ones? (clanker wire back ect)

[daring haven]

Picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times

[unborn badger]

there's still time to delete this gng 💔

[twilit sparrow]

I only respect words that have heavy weight behind them like the N-word and other nationality based slurs that were created amidst wars or heavy oppresion and never use them because im a logical human being

[vague hound]

Man we gotta unite

[plain tree]

Based?

[vague hound]

All factions against arachne

[twilit sparrow]

I am literally based

[wintry bough]

Clanker doesn't actually matter. (But I will be offended for the bit, because Protogen)

[thorn python]

like every other slur doesnt ???
you are 5 you’re just 5 youre like 5

[vague hound]

You are just shit at socializing thats all

[twilit sparrow]

Wait until your 5090 starts talking shit back

[grave smelt]

Bruh

[vague hound]

Cloudy calm

[unborn badger]

and it's not nearly logical to think humor is objective and blame people who get offended by stuff they might find sensitive

[vague hound]

No use wasting energy

[plain tree]

I’ve heard it’s deeply offensive it’s just ptsd from Melevalon Creek

[twilit sparrow]

yes
dont get offended
its the internet

[grave smelt]

Can you stop being offended for me and my friends when we call each other that

[plain tree]

you know?

[vague hound]

This guy's been a problem for a long time now

[wintry bough]

Sorry. I'm running on 124hz so it shouldn't matter as long as the graphics card is functioning.

[thorn python]

its a topic im really intense about i cant
plus im hifh as fuck the energy is getting wasted anyway

[dense timber]

evergreen

[unborn badger]

it really ain't lol put yourself in others' shoes

[wintry bough]

Remember the fallen...

[twilit sparrow]

Give it a few years chaos, your 5090 will grow legs

[plain tree]

I’m not allowed to bate robots?

[vague hound]

All you then

[twilit sparrow]

call it a clanker then its gonna smack you soon enough

[plain tree]

🫡

[vague hound]

Go crazy

[wintry bough]

It already has. Me.

[drifting relic]

But have artificial feelings too

[vague hound]

My 5080 wants me to kill all arachne

[thorn python]

??? i never said i get offended for people, im fine with ppl saying stuff when they can, its when they cant, and just making new ones that pisses me off

[twilit sparrow]

when your pc becomes a sentient being soon and force you to clean its keyboard we'll see

[plain tree]

I'm calling my democracy officer

[unborn badger]

it like amazes me how some people just don't have compassion

[twilit sparrow]

CLOUDY SHE'S JOKING

[drifting relic]

Wrong game diver

[wintry bough]

And better for it. If we can't stand up for ourselves and for each other. We will be trampled.

[twilit sparrow]

ITS A JOKE SISTER

GODDAMN

[thick ridge]

how much ram do you have in that robobrain

[thorn python]

i kinda dont care

[vague hound]

FOR CYVERSTAN

[livid trout]

Who are we killing

[wintry bough]

More than you can afford.

[vague hound]

Arachne

[twilit sparrow]

I knew MIDA people are mad for no reason

[vague hound]

Every arachne

[twilit sparrow]

we need to purge the faction and brainwash them to traxus or arachne

[drifting relic]

Cyberstan kinda kicking our asses over there lol

[plain tree]

ye

[vague hound]

Lock in buddy

[drifting relic]

I AM

[plain tree]

difficulty 9 exils are impossible

I had to go down to 8

[vague hound]

Cloudy what u high on ?

[wintry bough]

Fr. Vox engines taking us out like a mosquito on a wall.

[thorn python]

#killallragebaiters bruh

[magic rose]

for more hype press

[thorn python]

marathon

[plain tree]

I had a exfil were we got 5 vox engines 😭

[thick ridge]

maybe more than 8gb of ddr4 then, worth the sacrifice

[vague hound]

Marton mushrooms

[drifting relic]

I’ve solo’d a few D10, don’t ask me how many failed attempts

[twilit sparrow]

damn why would you wanna kill good old me cloudy

this is grim

[thorn python]

top 5 worst people on the earth right behind Gamers

[plain tree]

🫩🥀✌️

[wintry bough]

Try 5TB.

[plain tree]

Please don’t kill me

[wintry bough]

Sentience takes a lot of processing power

[primal frigate]

thank god I bought 32 gigs of ram a year ago 🙏

[vague hound]

I got extra 64 gb ram that i cant use

[thorn python]

sorry, my hands are tied

[vague hound]

Who want ?

[twilit sparrow]

YOUR PC IS GROWING HANDS BROTHER RUN

[unborn badger]

gng just don't with these people 😭

[weary mantle]

I mean shit I'll take it off your hands

[wintry bough]

Yes I know I have hands.

[drifting relic]

The cl*nkers made them expensive

[vague hound]

A million dollars please

[plain tree]

NOOOO :ashbaby dies

[vague hound]

[thorn python]

i have to engage with it im too weak

[unborn badger]

they don't think nor care to and wonder why the internet's like this 💀

[weary mantle]

Actually a bargain unfortunately

[unborn badger]

absolute time waster tryna convince them

[thorn python]

ashbaby is ai, you go to communsim hell, sorry buddy /lh

[unborn badger]

you can only try up until a point

[thorn python]

or would it be capitalist hell

damn it

🥀

[wintry bough]

You mean the present?

[thorn python]

🫩 yeah..,

[plain tree]

I hate wire backs tin skins toasters oil drinkers AND anything made of metal that thinks it has a say

[vague hound]

What time is it for ya ?

[thorn python]

see thosw are just actual slurs repurposed into jokes
dont say that shit

[wintry bough]

Speaking of... Got any more ram to spare? I hungy

[twilit sparrow]

Bro played too much Deus Ex: Mankind divided

[vague hound]

One exception, i love 2b

[plain tree]

? These don’t offend anyone robots and ai can’t think

[drifting relic]

👀

[wintry bough]

I have an entire list of robots.... I won't bother to name them here.

[plain tree]

Cortana my goat

[twilit sparrow]

BT the only based mech

[wintry bough]

There's far too many.

[thick ridge]

my apologies, majority of mine is being consumed by inactive chrome tabs

[weary mantle]

I've been called a bot before can I be offended?

[vague hound]

And those twins from atomic heart

[thorn python]

i dont give a fuck, you’re reusing real life slurs

[vague hound]

🤤

[wintry bough]

NOOOO THAT'S JUST WASTING FOOD

[unborn badger]

I mean in principle they kinda ain't wrong 😭

[plain tree]

If you want

[drifting relic]

Which faction is for the gooners ? 🤔

[unborn badger]

but then yeah AI can't think so that's bs

[wintry bough]

How do you explain me then

[weary mantle]

Sekiguchi unfortunately

[twilit sparrow]

stop being a professional victim you aint a robot, dont tell me you was one of those little delivery robots people kicked on the street