🗣marathon-general-chat

[digital light]

I'll try to get my acc situation sometime this week

[wooden dove]

loser

FUCK

[scenic meteor]

Yasuo yone botlane meta

[wooden dove]

IM SUCH A LOSer

FUCK

[digital light]

Ion work as much as I usually do

[eager token]

Bear

[worn magnet]

god do they even have schools in canada you MOID

[tiny mauve]

Marathon ranked but we only communicate through Martian sign language

[wooden dove]

STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID

[scenic meteor]

Or master yi Yuumi 👀

[digital light]

Mustard, you're not stupid

Shush

[worn magnet]

lock the FUCK in

[eager token]

Would you stop saying my name so loud

[wooden dove]

we gonna smv chadfish when u pull up frfr

mog all the moids

[kindred orbit]

im actually so pissed i have 9 more days of work before i can play marton 😔

[hallow karma]

What are you even SAYING

[worn magnet]

you alr know we gonna be jestergooning

[digital light]

Take that back rn

[sharp briar]

shh thats just the concussion from the server slam talking

[wooden dove]

frfr

[hallow karma]

WHAT could this mean

[kindred orbit]

brutally frame mogged

[frank sundial]

Hey Raider! Don’t shoot!

[eager token]

I was slammed with a server?

[worn magnet]

dont worry about it

[wooden dove]

guys im listening to peak but im gonna gate keep

[sinful scroll]

whos rookmaxxing

[hallow karma]

Skin this person

[eager token]

Take what back

[wooden dove]

ill tell scoob tho

[sharp briar]

slames you with a server

[digital light]

The insult you js gave yourself

Rn

[winter briar]

How do i get that yellow and black glitch effect on my pfp from this server

[digital light]

We ain't allowing that energy in here

[worn magnet]

where were you when clav got brutally frame mogged by the ASU frat leader

[eager token]

What, my name being stupid

[scenic meteor]

If u telling me I prob won’t like da song

[worn magnet]

i remember it like it was yesterday

[kindred orbit]

i was at home eating dorito

[wooden dove]

its not a song.... iykyk

[frank sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathon-game-gifcaption-caption-gif-10881002704809381083

[digital light]

Sigh... -_-

[worn magnet]

w reference

[hallow karma]

Very old thing you got from like the alpha reveal dev stream I believe, it was a quest reward on discord

[digital light]

Alr Ima head to bed, gn chat, sleep well everyone 🙏

[wooden dove]

gn

[hallow karma]

Goodnightt

[scenic meteor]

You gatekeeping peak then 👀

[sharp briar]

gn lilah but eepy

[tiny mauve]

Do you guys think the deluxe edition is worth it

[worn magnet]

gives goodnight kiss

[wooden dove]

i already told u the creator gate keeping the video tho

[eager token]

Goodnight, I’m not far behind ya

[kindred orbit]

its lowkenuinely 5am here and i havent been able to sleep im so fucked

[wooden dove]

gg

[scenic meteor]

They don’t give u Presidents’ Day off at chipotle 🥀

[eager token]

Ggs man

[wooden dove]

its presidents day for you tmrw?

we got family day 😁

[digital light]

Nah I got it off dw

[sharp briar]

canada be wholesome like that

[wooden dove]

frfr

u dont need a fishing liscnece to fish tmrw

ice fishing angle 👀 👀

[eager token]

I read that as “canadia be wholesome” lmao

[tiny mauve]

Ice fishing tourney is tomorrow I’m so fucking excited chat

[wooden dove]

heat

[inner hollow]

In my province it’s called heritage day, Neato

[scenic meteor]

Guys I got a question

[wooden dove]

bob when u pulling upm to the 6ix

[wooden dove]

whos heritage

[inner hollow]

I don’t know

[wooden dove]

i have an answer

[scenic meteor]

Do Chinese people outside of China get lunar new year off

[eager token]

I’m going to bed, gn, for real this time

[wooden dove]

i dont think so

[worn magnet]

no :((

[wary zealot]

gm

[tiny mauve]

Not unless you take it off

[inner hollow]

We have a family day but it’s mostly a town thing

[wooden dove]

u still get mad bands tho

[scenic meteor]

That’s fucked up

[wooden dove]

gm

[nimble canyon]

I think I should sleep

time machine

[sharp briar]

someday, its on the bucket list

[worn magnet]

red envelopes gonna go brazy!!

and my gfs family celebrates it too so double income

[wooden dove]

lwk wish i was chinese sometimes so i can get some bands every feb

shits bs lwk

[sharp briar]

no unless the company you work for is giga chinese

[inner hollow]

Wait you’re from Toronto💀

[tiny mauve]

I mean it’s not like people get diwali or whatever off if it’s not related to your country it makes sense it wouldn’t be a national holiday

[wooden dove]

yeah

[scenic meteor]

Riot games 👀

[inner hollow]

I’m sorry you were put through that

[wooden dove]

its awesome here 😁

[inner hollow]

It is not

[wooden dove]

we got AI Vape

[wooden dove]

y not

[inner hollow]

It’s dirty

[wooden dove]

youre dirty

[sharp briar]

what a lucky ducky

[wooden dove]

all cities are dirty bruh

[tiny mauve]

I wish we got golden week like japan that’d be heat

[nimble canyon]

If you had a time machine you could go back in time and prevent your past self from making horrible mistakes, like playing league.

[wooden dove]

i wouldnt cause mistakes build charcter

[inner hollow]

Yeah but Toronto has a smell to it

[shy flame]

Bro theyre bumping the Arthur theme at this marathon gas station rn

[wooden dove]

i wouldnt be who i am without mistakes

[nimble canyon]

AT WHAT COST

[wooden dove]

and i love myself 😁

[keen heath]

But then you'd accidentally create a new, awful timeline. Like one where you gambled on CS skins.

[nimble canyon]

Oh

[wooden dove]

cost is negligable when im goated

[kindred orbit]

is that the plot of marathon infinity

[wooden dove]

whatever bruh we also got the best shawarma so who gaff

[tiny mauve]

YES!

[keen heath]

Back to the Future.

[kindred orbit]

close enough

[shy flame]

I sold all my cs skins like 2 weeks before they made everything less valuable, just bc I was clearing out my steam inventory

[tiny mauve]

I had better shawarma in Montreal ngl

[inner hollow]

Lowkey

[wooden dove]

whatever

[keen heath]

Yeah, but the Leafs are awful

[agile mason]

u better take me when I go

[wooden dove]

who faf

[wooden dove]

i will we fcan go on a shawarma date fr fr

[tiny mauve]

Quebec mogs the fuck out of the rest of Canada I hope they get their independence

[inner hollow]

Those are fighting words

[wooden dove]

qubec independence in the big '26 son im crine

[agile mason]

that would be pk fyre

[nimble canyon]

I completed Code Vein 2 and got all the endings in 60 hours, I had a good time.

[wooden dove]

damn

[keen heath]

faf? what in the Shorsey did I just read?

[nimble canyon]

I think Code Vein 1 was better in places though.

[tiny mauve]

British Columbia is chud nation

[wooden dove]

who gaf i meant

dont try to get me with candian refrences

[hallow karma]

Spoken like a MIDA representative

[inner hollow]

All of the western provinces are

[wooden dove]

no one will ever shock me as much as scoob knowing mickeys

[agile mason]

how he know mickeys

[nimble canyon]

I miss the Infamous Series

[tiny mauve]

MIDA sekgen collab when

[wooden dove]

i think he secretly canadian

[inner hollow]

Then you hit Saskatchewan and wander into the liminal space

[nimble canyon]

It was so good.

[wooden dove]

saskatchewan not even a real place honeslty

i think its a worm hole

[hallow karma]

I forget Manitoba exists

[wooden dove]

it doesnt

[keen heath]

Hockey ain't Canadian, bub

[hallow karma]

Ohhhh

[wooden dove]

shoresey moron

[inner hollow]

Literally nothing there

[tiny mauve]

This is too canadian for me now

[worn magnet]

it’s lowkey fire !

[wooden dove]

manitoba got wab kinew and nothing else

[nimble canyon]

You're talking about good food and I need to sleep, but now I'm hungry

[keen heath]

I said what I said. Hockey ain't Canadian.

[tiny mauve]

Can we talk about real countries like Iowa

[nimble canyon]

why

[wooden dove]

yeah pal i know 🙄

[worn magnet]

:)) got dat xlb too

[wooden dove]

shoresey is tho bru

[worn magnet]

just come to cali we can adopt you

[wooden dove]

too hot

[worn magnet]

lameeeeeeee

[hallow karma]

Adoption is too hot for them

[inner hollow]

Please enlighten the crowd then, what country was the birthplace of hockey

[wooden dove]

ill get tapped in in markham im sure i can find a chinese family to adopt me

[sharp briar]

only socal, norcal usually not hot unless its the asscrack of summer

[keen heath]

Boston

[wooden dove]

yeah but it gets hot hot no? like anything past 30c is too much

[inner hollow]

Low tier ragebait frfr

[hallow karma]

Low tier god

[wooden dove]

so anything past 86f is too hot

[tiny mauve]

I have a love hate relationship with Boston

[sharp briar]

i feel like norcal 70F average

[hallow karma]

Fahrenheit ew

[wooden dove]

hmm

thats acceptable

[inner hollow]

Classic Fahrenheit L

[tiny mauve]

I honestly think Fahrenheit is the superior scale for weather

[inner hollow]

I don’t

[celest coyote]

It is, if it’s 0 degrees it’s 0% hot

[wooden dove]

lwk it kinda is but for the cold its trash

[tiny mauve]

Celsius is way better for science but Fahrenheit makes way more sense to me for temp

[celest coyote]

100 degrees it’s 100% hot

[wooden dove]

yeha

but like here it NEVER gets 100f

[celest coyote]

Anywhere outside those bounds fuck it you don’t go out

[wooden dove]

thats crazyness

[wooden dove]

ok goodnight

[inner hollow]

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read

[wooden dove]

love you bob and tophh the rest of ya are cool maybe

[sharp briar]

night moose turd

[tiny mauve]

Yuo can’t handle the trvth

[dusk oak]

good morning

[inner hollow]

Literally no that’s not how temperature works

[keen heath]

Fahrenheit has finer gradients to it.

[dusk oak]

whole twitter is heated over a poster "Concordian timeline"

[inner hollow]

Is it really hard to grasp that 0 is freezing and 100 is boiling?

[tiny mauve]

Nobody thinks that bruh but for casual conversation it makes sense

It’s never gonna be 100C outside but 100F is a reasonable end point for weather

As is 0F

[inner hollow]

0F is incredibly cold

It’s below freezing

[tiny mauve]

Where I live it’s pretty consistently around or below 0 in the winter

[kindred orbit]

nah its completely arbitrary and you're gonna find the system wherever you live/grew up in the most intuitive

#truthnuke

[molten flax]

hey guys

[inner hollow]

Well I mean yeah

[molten flax]

hotdogs > hamburger

[inner hollow]

But in Canada we’re basically taught both imperial and metric

[tiny mauve]

I would agree but I use C every day for work and I think they’re just better at different things

[dark hearth]

meat Salad>buger/hotdog

[tiny mauve]

None of my colleagues would use C for the weather but none of us would ever use F for measurements

[keen heath]

respectfully, disagree

[shy axle]

i use c for work too, f still better

[kindred orbit]

the forced hate is crazy lmfao

[keen heath]

C++ is superior to both.

you can tell because of the two "+"s

[shy axle]

got timed out for saying i was cranking me worm w my bud in arc raiders, guess they dont like arc raiders mention

[tiny mauve]

I believe in R supremacy

[dusk oak]

Rust?

[shy axle]

c++ is better

[worn magnet]

everyone here sleeping on kelvin skull emoji

[shy axle]

its double better

[tiny mauve]

Cranking my

[sharp briar]

0 K

[kindred orbit]

lol im literally trying to learn c++ rn

[hallow karma]

Sekiguchi kissing that worm felt crazy

[tiny mauve]

Me when I have thermo hw due ❤️‍🩹

[keen heath]

It's hard, I tried programming as a career in my youth. I decided it wasn't for me.

[molten flax]

boob

[sharp briar]

pfhroogy

[kindred orbit]

im a programmer rn but want to get away from boring api stuff and do more low level

[keen heath]

I forget, do you have to do memory allocation in C++ or is that just C?

[tiny mauve]

That shit had me popped af am I right chat

[molten flax]

what do if insta thinks am gurl

[dark hearth]

thought you said crying and didn't think that was abnormal

[molten flax]

do i become one?

[kindred orbit]

thats just c, c++ is way nicers

[sharp briar]

das on you pfhroogy. is 2026 you can be whatever you want

[shy axle]

2 worms kissin

[kindred orbit]

but im used to c so im like omg i can forget abt freeing everything

[tiny mauve]

TikTok has thought I’m a girl for years now and I’ve just kinda accepted it

[celest coyote]

Yeah Celsius is just as arbitrary even if it is based on water, the only objectively good one would be Kelvin’s or Rankine. However, Fahrenheit does encompass more common earth temperatures within its 0-100 than Celsius

[molten flax]

tru

[dark hearth]

sounds like you're a girl

[tiny mauve]

Chills bro chills

[keen heath]

Why do you think Tiktok think you're a girl?

[shy axle]

i often find my gaming chair is 100 C

[tiny mauve]

It’ll put like content aimed at girls on my fyp and makeup ads sometimes

[obsidian quartz]

thats because you watch it and probably talk about it a lot

the algorithm is not random

[dark hearth]

Celsius is pretty good 0⁰C you're ok
100⁰C you're dead

[shy axle]

israel is behind this

[inner hollow]

Yeah no I do agree that F has more range, in Canada we use F for cooking and C for liquid

[molten flax]

can i also become dominican?

[dark hearth]

Israel is real?

[tiny mauve]

Pretty sure the big net just wants me to transition but sure

[keen heath]

Sounds like you're a girl then. Maybe just a Male Lesbian.

[shy axle]

ive been in 0C wind stream more than id like to ahve been

[kindred orbit]

been there LMAO

[sharp briar]

have we met you at a very dominican time in your life rn?

[dark hearth]

Sounds like a butch female

[kindred orbit]

all my friends transitioned 1 by 1 but im still holding out 💪

[tiny mauve]

You’ve met me at a very male lesbian time in my life

[molten flax]

how you know im dominican papi? 😎

god i love those reels

[shy axle]

male lesbian? does not compute

[tiny mauve]

Shirts not tight enough big man let’s size down next time

[dark hearth]

Have you thought of being less lesbian and more gay

[molten flax]

FUCK

[kindred orbit]

oh hell nah not he/him lesbian discourse in my marathon server

[molten flax]

take my jeggings away vro💔

[shy axle]

lol

[keen heath]

Think...Eddie Izzard. Though these days he might just call himself a cross dresser.

[shy axle]

copy

[dark hearth]

The og glizzy

[tiny mauve]

I do think there’s a certain insufferable phenotype of man that can be classified as a male lesbian

Like a specific style of performative males

[kindred orbit]

matcha

[dark hearth]

Ed Sheeran

[real jolt]

GN

[dusk oak]

im trying overwatch, pray for me

[shy axle]

i feel that. the matcha drinkers at a coffee shop w a book they havent read yes

[kindred orbit]

wait you might b onto something

[keen heath]

There's those that would argue, life is a performance

[inner hollow]

C for temp and liquid, F for cooking, centi/millimeters for tiny measurements feet and inches for small measurements, Meters and Km for long. Oz for coffee, mL/L for general drinks pounds for weight, feet and inches for height (although we know our height in cm) and probably others

[tiny mauve]

Hey guys, I’m gonna try meth for the first time! Wish me luck!!

[kindred orbit]

all the worlds a stage - one of my friends told me that once

[kindred orbit]

ok calvicular

[hybrid peak]

IM SO READY TO MARATHON IN 2 WEEKS

[dark hearth]

sounds like they wanted to perform a mating dance for you

[scenic meteor]

We do not condone this behavior

[keen heath]

Yeah, I think I heard it in a back alley once...

[inner hollow]

Kg for food weight tho

[dark hearth]

and fat people since the number is smaller

[keen heath]

By that argument, they should use "Stone". Number is smallest.

[dark hearth]

nah

[tiny mauve]

Waltuh

[dark hearth]

stone just sounds fat

[kindred orbit]

my parents use stone and im like what the fucka re you on about

[dark hearth]

imagine saying you weigh in stone

must be a damn boulder

[molten flax]

eww british

[shy axle]

prob got that london look

[kindred orbit]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 come on ingerland

[scenic meteor]

What is a stone

A literal rock

[molten flax]

footballs never coming home

[dark hearth]

bri-ish pounds

[kindred orbit]

trust me it will next time i promise

[tiny mauve]

The brits seem like they have so much fun with soccer

[scenic meteor]

How much is 1 stone - pound

[dark hearth]

like a car

[kindred orbit]

14

[keen heath]

I kinda thought they were just drunk 🤷‍♂️

[molten flax]

when you conquer the world again?

[tiny mauve]

Well that certainly helps

[kindred orbit]

i live near a football stadium and always end up going out when everyones swarming it its such a pain

[shy axle]

the sun always sets on the british empire, apparently they havent seen the sun since 2025

[tiny mauve]

Football>soccer because I FUCKING LOVE BLOODSPORT

[inner hollow]

Football as in soccer?

[kindred orbit]

its rained every day this year 💔

[dark hearth]

soccer>football<rugby

[tiny mauve]

Watching football and drinking beers makes me feel like a peasant at the colosseum

[kindred orbit]

they should bring that back actually

[dark hearth]

nah watch cockfights

live betting

[tiny mauve]

Live jousting at the ren fair is the closest you’ll get

[keen heath]

I mean...if it's bloodsport you're after, someone actually died in the European Hockey league a few years ago. Skate to the neck.

[shy axle]

i joust w my boy all the time

[kindred orbit]

oh shit that reminds me new knight of the seven kingdoms ep out

[tiny mauve]

Beer and turkey leg at the jousting stands was the most larp I’ve ever experienced

[scenic meteor]

Just bring back the gladiators

[kindred orbit]

MPREG

[keen heath]

Best we can do is UFC

[shy axle]

escape will make me preggers

[keen heath]

pogchamp

[scenic meteor]

I can go down to the pub n see a better fight than da ufc

[keen heath]

facts

[tiny mauve]

Apparently you can’t say escape will make me h❤️‍🔥rny

[kindred orbit]

@bungie can u give me early access to the game pls im bored

[dark hearth]

just pay some homeless guys with chik fil a to fight

[shy axle]

boooooo

[keen heath]

Escape will En-horn me.

[tiny mauve]

I was so convinced they were gonna do playtest for the long weekend I’ll take what we can get though

[scenic meteor]

Till the homeless guys decide id be more profitable to be slimed

[dark hearth]

@bungie Mpreg this guy since he's bored

[tiny mauve]

At least it’s only 2 days of no marathon

In between test and launch

[kindred orbit]

true

[dark hearth]

yea

[inner hollow]

If you want a physical sport watch lacrosse

[kindred orbit]

im thinking of preordering deluxe edition rn but idk if i should wait for playtest

[dark hearth]

I was betting on 28th weekend preview all along

[tiny mauve]

I’ve watched lacrosse at like Buffalo Wild Wings before it didn’t really do it for me

[scenic meteor]

If u want smart answer wait for test

[inner hollow]

It’s significantly more fun to play tbh

[dark hearth]

were the wangs good

[scenic meteor]

But if u wanna be greedy 👀

[dark hearth]

pre order collectors now

[shy axle]

bdubs has mid wings but tbh never there for the wings

[tiny mauve]

I only really care about the NFL and NBA I watch the NHL when my team is in the playoffs and I only watch the MLB when my team is in the World Series

[dark hearth]

anything else you can wait for server slam

[tiny mauve]

nah not really

[inner hollow]

Top sports to watch imo hockey, American football, baseball

[tiny mauve]

Exactly

[inner hollow]

Who’s your teams

[dark hearth]

red and blue

[tiny mauve]

Boston

[keen heath]

I can't do baseball, unless I'm at a stadium on a good day

[dark hearth]

no roof

poor man sport

[inner hollow]

Yeah, agreed it’s much better in person

[dark hearth]

can't afford roof

the peoples sport

[inner hollow]

I get the feeling you’re from Boston

[tiny mauve]

Fenway has gotten too expensive for me which means no baseball

[scenic meteor]

People still watch baseball

[dark hearth]

the peoples sport

yes

[tiny mauve]

I’m from New England but not Boston specifically

[keen heath]

That's what you get for having a historical field. Maybe next time you should just use a sandlot.

[inner hollow]

I watch the finals with my buddies but I don’t pay attention to main season baseball

[tiny mauve]

I’ve been to Boston more times than I can count but never lived there

[grand whale]

@lilac lodge hello gng

[celest coyote]

More than a feeling

[median jetty]

i just want to be happy, maybe marathon will help me

[celest coyote]

Good song by Boston

[median jetty]

[inner hollow]

Honestly I’m just happy you don’t root for the pats

[kindred orbit]

gonna try and sleep now wish me lck

[scenic meteor]

Why you @ing my boy right in front of me 🤨

[tiny mauve]

Who the fuck told you that

[grand whale]

He gng

[median jetty]

good luck and good night

[inner hollow]

Nobody but a lot of people root for their home team

[regal hemlock]

10 DAYS GUYSS

[tiny mauve]

I love the pats

[keen heath]

Stop reading chat

[inner hollow]

I hate the pats highkey

[tiny mauve]

Yeah everyone who’s not from NE hates the pats because we’re one of the best sports franchises in history

[keen heath]

I'll have you know, "Guy" is derogatory. The prefered nomenclature is "dude"

[inner hollow]

No reason either, just a guttural, instinctual hate

[regal hemlock]

How about martons

[keen heath]

under review

[tiny mauve]

I honestly feel bad for sports fans outside of NE because I can’t imagine what it’s like to not have the best basketball and football franchises as your home team

[fierce agate]

why is there no marton short today

[inner hollow]

NE has a basketball team

[fierce agate]

I NEED AURA

[keen heath]

Sunday

[tiny mauve]

Like there’s people out there who have never and will never see their team win a championship

[fierce agate]

😭

[tiny mauve]

Celtics

[scenic meteor]

I wish I wasn’t a chud

[tiny mauve]

Boston teams are New England teams

[keen heath]

bipity bopity boo. You've been unchuded

[inner hollow]

Aren’t they separate states

Wait

Stop

I know Boston is a city

I’m tired

[tiny mauve]

Yeah but we all root for the Boston teams

[keen heath]

Boston is in Mass

you aren't crazy @inner hollow

[shy axle]

boston is continent

[amber sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kitty-sleep-sleepy-gif-983579173572105994

[rancid pebble]

fk u get chuded again

[inner hollow]

Ok that’s good I didn’t think I was

[amber sandal]

Don’t mess with me bro I’m seeker 1

[tiny mauve]

The New England states basically think of ourselves as a mini country and there’s no point making teams for each individual state

[cloud lynx]

Wouldn't patriots be New America, New England seems a patriotic name to England. 😆 Terrible naming standards

[keen heath]

You shouldn't trust me. I'm a known liar.

[cloud lynx]

"we took the old name and just put 'New' in front of it... It's different" 😅 🤣

[inner hollow]

Well in my tired state I don’t really care 😏

[fierce agate]

new... cascadia?

[tiny mauve]

NuMarathon

[celest coyote]

New Zealand

[inner hollow]

What are we even saying atp

[fierce agate]

where is the old zealand btw

[cloud lynx]

New Tau Ceti 4, cos it didn't work 3 times B4. 😆

[celest coyote]

Do u really wanna be associated with New Jersey

[tiny mauve]

Jersey isn’t New England bro 😭

[cloud lynx]

That's what I get when my old jersey wears out 🤣

[tiny mauve]

New England stops at Connecticut

[celest coyote]

Oh that’s mid Atlantic

[fierce agate]

chat
is Oldton real thing cuz there is Newton

or just Ton

[tiny mauve]

And no I would not want to be associated with New Jersey

[celest coyote]

It was newtons father

[inner hollow]

Nobody should want to be

[celest coyote]

Oldton

[tiny mauve]

I made my fake id from New Jersey actually so shout out

[keen heath]

booooooo

[inner hollow]

Yippee! Atlantic city!!!!

Said nobody ever

[hybrid peak]

how are my fellow marathoners

[inner hollow]

I’m actually a plant I am not a marathoner

[hybrid peak]

oh, my bad

how are my fellow sentient persons

[inner hollow]

Lmao

[tiny mauve]

I should be counting lobster hemocytes but instead I am talking about football in a video game discord

[keen heath]

Tangent: Thoughts on Dungeons and Dragons

[hybrid peak]

i plan on DMing next month

[tiny mauve]

DnD is #awesomesauce

[hybrid peak]

its just a lot to get my head around

[hybrid peak]

another awesomesauce user...

awesomesauce

[weak oyster]

What's your campaign about?

[inner hollow]

Really want to start a one-off with my buddies

[hybrid peak]

its just a oneshot because i've never DM'd

[scenic meteor]

guys hoody season is ending im actually so sad

[hybrid peak]

i dont think i'm gonna do much of a story, just a bunch of gameplay tests and things and such

[keen heath]

if the hoody's thin enough, it's always hoody season

[hybrid peak]

factual

[weak oyster]

Every man must choose to either melt during the summer or fix their body image

[hybrid peak]

or transition

like a True Gamer

[weak oyster]

This falls under body image

[hybrid peak]

FUCK

outdone by semantics

[scenic meteor]

i think im just gonna lock the doors n hide inside till winter arrives again

[keen heath]

I wear hoody in summer because otherwise my cat will knead my skin to shreds. I just keep it cold enough in my room to warrant it

[inner hollow]

If I were to dm it’d be a sci-fi/far future thing where classes are slightly changed (Necromancer becomes Techromancer and the player can control rusted out old tech, build automatons or influence machinery (like an electric lock mechanism)

[formal shale]

just 100%'d marathon infinity holy nuts i wanted to rip my hair out looool

[tiny mauve]

I wear Tony soprano polos and short sleeve button ups in the summer and day drink and all my dysmorphia goes away

[keen heath]

Oh that'd be fun. I think there's actually some rulesets out there that are Sci-fi

[inner hollow]

Day drinking 🔥

[tiny mauve]

Day drinking is the closest thing a person can feel to heaven on earth

[weak oyster]

In my defense I wrote it expecting that response

[keen heath]

I know Dropout's done Steampunk, but I can't remember if they've done Sci-fi

[hybrid peak]

i dont like alcohol 💔

[inner hollow]

I’m sure there is, I thought of it at like 2am and figured it’s probably a campaign that’s been done somewhere

[hybrid peak]

read like a fucking book too im washed already and i just joined

[inner hollow]

I have taken shots of sake at 2pm

On a nice sunny day

It was bliss

[tiny mauve]

Man I love alcohol and cigarettes and cocaine and shrooms and adderall and money and girls and shit mannnn

[hybrid peak]

oh shit i gotta get water LOL

[keen heath]

I like cereal

[inner hollow]

I stay away from drugs myself but I’m not gonna judge

[tiny mauve]

Need to get on a pirate ship and drink sake out of a giant bowl on a beautiful day

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-8038175681642934493

[inner hollow]

That would be peak

[celest coyote]

You guys need help

[inner hollow]

Nah just let us adult

[hybrid peak]

i think thats what the Day and Drinking are for

[weak oyster]

You sound like a millennial

[tiny mauve]

The coke was a one time thing and the adderall is a very rare occasion I just like pretending to be a dirtbag

[inner hollow]

That literally might be the worst thing I’ve ever been told

[hybrid peak]

i've only taken adderall as a prescription

had no clue it was used as like an actual drug until 5 years ago

[keen heath]

I'm addicted to my cat, does that count?

[inner hollow]

Lmao fair, I’d probably do salvia if given the chance

[hybrid peak]

can i see the cat

[inner hollow]

Catteral 🔥

[weak oyster]

Thank you thank you I'll be here until the melatonin kicks in

[tiny mauve]

I self medicate my adhd with ciggies adderall doesn’t actually do much for me other than keep me awake and locked in

[hybrid peak]

gantry do you think you're immune to the evils of this world

[inner hollow]

Darts 🤢

[weak oyster]

Yes next question

[tiny mauve]

They’re good for you if you’re pure of heart

[hybrid peak]

do you like the color blue

[inner hollow]

All my friends have ripped poppers and I’ve seen the shit they cough up😭

[weak oyster]

Yes 10/10 color very Martian

Very independent

And defensive

[hybrid peak]

WOO cool you're on the awesome people index

[tiny mauve]

What’s a popper in cigarette world because the only poppers I’m familiar with cannot be the ones you mean

[weak oyster]

A somewhat armed color

[hybrid peak]

im gonna go get a sugar cookie

and probably a coke

because fuck health girl wants a snack

[keen heath]

check your DMs

[weak oyster]

Worth the blood sugar spike

I misread that so horribly I thought you were offering a sugar cookie

[hybrid peak]

yea

[hybrid peak]

LOL

[weak oyster]

That was not meant to be a diabetic insult I'm so sorry

[inner hollow]

One second I’m too white collar for this, gotta message my friend

[hybrid peak]

GOD i fucking love this game's visual design

[lost spear]

poppers are metaaa

[cold blade]

A Mida associate smh

[lost spear]

alc is a good alt

[weak oyster]

It reminds me of love death and robots

[weak oyster]

Die

[hybrid peak]

fr

[cold blade]

Essentially. Everywhere. Buddy

[hybrid peak]

WSTR my beloved

[inner hollow]

TLDR a popper is when you cut a quarter of a cig that you put into a metal shaft then you stamp a bunch of weed on top the cigarettes and pull it all in one go

[cold blade]

Bungie has always been gass when it comes to art

[weak oyster]

Your faction would compost you into a 3d printed burger

[hybrid peak]

for nucaloric? hell yea

[keen heath]

I call those Snaps

[tiny mauve]

Oh I’m familiar with the concept

I don’t like weed it started being a very negative experience for me around when I turned 19

[hybrid peak]

im just very averse to substances of any kind, i dont like not being me

[cold blade]

Your faction smells like the sewer dawg

[inner hollow]

Shame

[tight belfry]

Anyone into Mida? I’m doing a Triage skin Concept. But it feels off.

[weak oyster]

How can you call yourself mida and not send the 🫃 version

Where'd his message go

[tiny mauve]

I would argue most substances make you more you but that’s semantics

[weak oyster]

At least we aren't corporate dogs

Maybe mildly fascist but we ball regardless

[inner hollow]

Put the Nufries in the bag pal

[hybrid peak]

moreso the lack of control and cognizance

[tiny mauve]

Yeah I get what you mean

[hybrid peak]

i accidentally took nyquil at like 2pm a couple weeks ago and that alone was immensely uncomfortable for me and it was just a bit of loopiness LOL

[inner hollow]

Not salvia

[cold blade]

for real instead y'all don't take any showers and fail at all of your revolutions

[tiny mauve]

Salvia is a whole other beast man

If even 1% of the stories I hear about salvia are true I don’t want anything to do with that shit

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathon-game-marathon-meme-mida-mpreg-gif-5611179454428374220

Click the link young man

[inner hollow]

That’s why I’d be game to try it

Only hallucinogen that I’d try

[tiny mauve]

I don’t wanna be stuck as a rock for 200 years I just wanna play marathon drunk

[keen heath]

g'night gang

[cold blade]

I will remember this

[silent tangle]

marathon muted me for shit talking applebees

[weak oyster]

Omg the alpha is typing

[silent tangle]

they're Applebee's apologist

[tiny mauve]

Good.

[silent tangle]

They HAVE to be punished

[weak oyster]

Valid mute

[tiny mauve]

If nobody got me Applebees 9pm happy hour got me

[silent tangle]

You're fake Gantry

real gantry hates Applebee's

[weak oyster]

Well you're a beta

[kindred vigil]

chillis better

[silent tangle]

Thank you neeyth

[tiny mauve]

I don’t think real gantry has opinions

[tiny mauve]

Chilis portion sizes are way too big

[silent tangle]

the ALPHA says you are a fraud

[hybrid peak]

meow

[kindred vigil]

good

[silent tangle]

Ykw else is way to big

[weak oyster]

Hush

[cold blade]

Your faction is going into debt sooner or later

[silent tangle]

my wallet

[weak oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/the-alpha-is-typing-sigma-beta-alpha-gif-15085961505239595360

[tiny mauve]

I split a triple dipper with 3 friends and it gave me a tummy ache

[hybrid peak]

meow

[inner hollow]

Nah I want to feel what’s it’s like to be a sliver of wood on a fence

[tight belfry]

The Real Gantry would tell me how a Mida Sponsored Triage would look. Tehe😏

[weak oyster]

Lock in zee we're pretending to argue about factions

[hybrid peak]

no im tired let me meow in piece

[weak oyster]

I would be muted if I provided that description

[hybrid peak]

im not enough of a caloric head to argue either

[tight belfry]

Huh

[tiny mauve]

I’d be chill with it for like 2 hours but I’m scared of being locked in the fence for multiple lifetimes

[weak oyster]

This is why you larp

You'll catch on

[hybrid peak]

i can argue tomorrow i rpomise

[rough sail]

hi

[sacred narwhal]

Marathon ahh blud

[tiny mauve]

NEVER STOP LARPING

[hybrid peak]

im just a lil eeby sleeby :3

[weak oyster]

I'll fit it in my busy schedule

[inner hollow]

The high is only like 10-20 minutes you’d be fine

[molten flax]

go away

[rough sail]

oh okay

[tiny mauve]

It’s all in your head though

Your perception of time is completely fucked

[inner hollow]

Imagine how much more profound you’d be after living 40 lifetimes

[cold blade]

Nu Caloric is were the Trappers play

[weak oyster]

I saw Garret Harrison earlier just felt you should know

I think he's muted again tho

[tiny mauve]

Taking salvia to up my aura farm game

[molten flax]

no fucking way

[inner hollow]

I think it’d make me more in touch with my surrounding and the impermanence of life

And give me aura

[weak oyster]

I'm waiting for him to speak again so I can heckel him some more

[sacred narwhal]

You're going to experience 300 real time years as a Lego figurine sorry.

[tiny mauve]

me sitting in the corner of my room hallucinating the heat death of the universe

[celest coyote]

I wish

[cold blade]

Just be Destiny fr

[tiny mauve]

Escape will make me vomit

[weak oyster]

Doesn't sound bad actually

[inner hollow]

After the heat death you’d get to experience being the first particles colliding to create a universe

[inner hollow]

Peak shit

[cold blade]

Escape will make me Big Mac

[tiny mauve]

Why didn’t Durandal just take digital salvia? Is he dumb??

[hybrid peak]

i like the cat

escape will make me WSTR

[celest coyote]

Durandal still has 10^1000y to escape

[hybrid peak]

escape will make we WET

[celest coyote]

Wtf

[cold blade]

He didn't have worm is the answer

[tiny mauve]

Mods ban pls plsssss pls pls pls

[hybrid peak]

worm

🪱

[weak oyster]

Do NOT start the marathon freak hours I beg of you

[hybrid peak]

wrong worm

[inner hollow]

Alright I’m headed to bed, night chat

[hybrid peak]

i like playing games

[cold blade]

Mods remove there role

[hybrid peak]

goodnight mida associate mango

[tiny mauve]

I’m gonna rip a dart and then sleep

[bitter hollow]

mods ban him

or her

[hybrid peak]

her

[tiny mauve]

Tonight is not the night I get freaky in the marathon discord

[hybrid peak]

woke marathon

[cold blade]

Mods skin this man

[weak oyster]

Shut up you play sparking zero

[bitter hollow]

im grinding sparking zero rn rn bro

[hybrid peak]

you gotta be put in the containment device

[weak oyster]

Idk why I said that I hate when I'm tired

[hybrid peak]

go to bed girlypop

[lost spear]

alcohol is so meta

[weak oyster]

I don't hate being tired I actively hate on people when I'm tired

[bitter hollow]

this is the closest thing to tenkaichi i have so i have no choice

[hybrid peak]

my statement remains

[next stag]

Just had a convo with an Arc Glazer, he told me that Marathon was AI generated. Do I tell him chat?

[bitter hollow]

i been drinking and playing sparking zero since 10pm

[cold blade]

Listen to jodeci

[lost spear]

tell em twin

[bitter hollow]

arc is goated but the glazers gotta go

[hybrid peak]

i wish i never bought arc raiders deadass

[weak oyster]

You and your common sense disgust me

[bitter hollow]

me personally i dont regret buying arc but the way they do content drops is pretty cheeks

[astral skiff]

Who here uses controller or plays on Xbox? What you think is the best controller? Xbox elite series 2, scuf valor pro, or razer wolverine v3 tournament?

[next stag]

It’s just weird that they have these weird claims about Ai as if their golden child game doesn’t use AI

[bitter hollow]

dualsense

[cold blade]

Arc is an insult to Our God given will to make art

[weak oyster]

It desperately needs new arcs and guns

[hybrid peak]

i just think its boring as hell

[bitter hollow]

and maps tbh

[astral skiff]

I want a controller with the paddles on the back.

[hybrid peak]

i like the dualsense controller :3

[bitter hollow]

shi i forgot the brand lemme look it up but dualsense pro is goated too

if you on xbox tho i get it

[weak oyster]

You will get more mediocre skins and you will like it

[bitter hollow]

lemme find the controller i was looking for

[gaunt fractal]

arc raiders is pulling a helldivers

no content ever

[cold blade]

I just wished more developers used the haptics

[hybrid peak]

i think helldivers is faring better than arc tbh

[hybrid peak]

TRUE oh my god

[bitter hollow]

https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/existing/pl.u-38oWZ6yTYVArop3

ignore that idk what that link is

[hybrid peak]

does marathon

[astral skiff]

I’m on pc. But when I do use controller has always been Xbox. Was never the biggest fan of PlayStation controllers but I haven’t held the 5 much. If there is a version with the 4 back paddles for a reasonable price I could consider it

[bitter hollow]

https://www.bestbuy.com/product/pdp-victrix-pro-bfg-wireless-controller-for-ps5-ps4-and-pc-sony-3d-audio-modular-buttons-clutch-triggers-joystick-white/JXH7XF6Q2T/sku/6571329?utm_source=feed&extStoreId=&ref=212&loc=SaleEvent&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22217982941&gclid=CjwKCAiA-sXMBhAOEiwAGGw6LA-l5GuLukujmic04UvkQo8KHpVo5BBkFDwabjuRX4YqBKTPVzUoRRoCBoEQAvD_BwE

[next stag]

[cold blade]

We will see soon

[bitter hollow]

i honestly slightly agree but ive been using ps controllers for so long i love them

[hybrid peak]

Meow

[bitter hollow]

xbox controllers just feel more grippy with whatever is on the bottom side of them

[weak oyster]

[bitter hollow]

ps5 controller grip wore off like a year after i got it when it came out

[hybrid peak]

NOOOOOOOOO

[cold blade]

it's genuinely such a unique controller and when used right it makes all of the games I've played with it more immersive

[hybrid peak]

why did my discord speak out that message

[weak oyster]

Wdym

[bitter hollow]

text to speech

[weak oyster]

Discord has that?

[hybrid peak]

gato :3

[bitter hollow]

yuh but it bugs sometimes

shi be talking even if its turned off once a year

im getting bullied in sparking zero dawg

[astral skiff]

Does look pretty cool. For what I have seen for videos on them all. The wolverine v3 tournament seems to have the best joysticks with least to no stick drift. Notice anything on your dualsense ever?

[weak oyster]

Play nothing but piccolo

[molten flax]

Im taxing all of you

[hybrid peak]

im gonna go to bed gamers

[cold blade]

gn zee

[weak oyster]

Have a good night, we WILL be arguing tomorrow

[hybrid peak]

i can just harass you in dms

[astral skiff]

No one else has a controller stance for me? Hahaha mouse and keyboard I guess is always the best choice :p

[weak oyster]

It's funnier if I just appear while you're talking

[bitter hollow]

so i got my ps5 on release with 2 controllers and only one of them have stick drift but its not nearly as bad as the ps4 stick drift was, my other controller is chillin still. some mf got hersheys chocolate syrup in one of them and it like barely drifts but i can deadass just push in a stick and move it around and it goes away for a few hours

[cold blade]

You will be kicked out of Nu Caloric 🇹🇴

[bitter hollow]

id get the dualsense pro if anything but that controller i sent is prolly one of the best feeling controllers ive ever touched

[hybrid peak]

touché

[molten flax]

why do you have the tongan flag

what

[hybrid peak]

i got my dualsense like 5 years ago from target

i think i ordered it during one of my classes for some reason

[weak oyster]

Anyways I'm delirious rn y'all have a good night

[rough sail]

Fare thee well

[hybrid peak]

[bitter hollow]

the only issue i have with the dualsense controllers is that the grip on the bottom side wore off but the newer ones seem to last much longer

[cold blade]

Cos god loves TONGAAAAA🇹🇴 🙏 🇫🇮 🇹🇴 🇹🇴

[molten flax]

are u tongang vro 😭

[cold blade]

No I'm 🇬🇪

[bitter hollow]

no way they finally allowed gifs in here

crazy

[molten flax]

thats a sticker vrotato

[turbid edge]

Guys what the heck is a DAC

[molten flax]

BALKAN PRIDE

[bitter hollow]

you right

[cold blade]

Pray for us st George🙏🏽

[turbid edge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Marathon/comments/1r60gxe/psa_join_the_discord_official_marathon_discord/

idk what any of this shit means and I’m scared

[astral skiff]

The cheapest one is the wired v3 razer in Canada at $139.99. Based on what I’ve seen about the sticks. Would be best for competitive play. And it has 2 extra buttons where the RB RT LB LT are as well which could come in handy. That dualsense is like $229.99. I don’t have a PlayStation but I do have Xbox so I could use the wolverine V3 for more than just my pc

[molten flax]

ur gonna die bud

[silent tangle]

Spreading propaganda through overwatch 3

like all true soldiers should do

[molten flax]

why rook mida

mpreg why

[silent tangle]

because

rook grows tired of being hunted down

[cold blade]

Love my Balkan cousins even though I'm also half Greek

[bitter hollow]

did the arpg ever get solved

[molten flax]

then become a nucal line cook

[turbid edge]

My questions went unanswered as the chat was busy discussing ethno-nationalism and the merits of Overwatchian Rhetoric Infection

[cold blade]

But at the end of it WE LOVE TONGAAAAA🇬🇪🇬🇪🇹🇴🇹🇴

[turbid edge]

See.

[molten flax]

reddit exists vroseph

[wise dawn]

I can’t wait to play on the 26

[molten flax]

all the lore nerds are dead rn

[turbid edge]

Ah fair fair

[cold blade]

I could answer this

[molten flax]

go away martin

[final monolith]

im dizzy from laughing so much

[turbid edge]

I was more wondering what these little dang code things are and what inputting them in the discord thingy does. Says u get XP but like…

[final monolith]

my friend spent 4 hours

[turbid edge]

Also wot

[final monolith]

trying to debug some code

[turbid edge]

Is this what the kids call hashtag vagueposting

[final monolith]

i got back and they were still trying

and they let out the most tired sigh i have ever heard in my life

[turbid edge]

Just ask NuGPT 5.2

[lyric shard]

/contract

[final monolith]

you wont believe this

they did

and it generated an image of a banana

i cant even remember it or else ill start laughing

[cold blade]

Good question

[nimble canyon]

Marathon Server Slam in <t:1772064000:R> eeeeee

[turbid edge]

Thank nu

[rough sail]

I might eat a block of cheese

[nimble canyon]

Don't ask AI to debug your code, vibe coding needs to die.

[nimble canyon]

Mouse moment.

[cold blade]

Your pfp is cool btw

[rough sail]

i am no mouse

[nimble canyon]

Destroy vibe coding.

[turbid edge]

Nu are right. Pls answer me Gucci Caloric (a sane sentence to say)

[nimble canyon]

33% of Windows 11 code is co-coded with AI and it shows.

[rough sail]

root pfp

[turbid edge]

Lena based?

[proven kernel]

You know I'm not AI because I have zero vibe.

[rough sail]

That is root right

it looks like it

[turbid edge]

Yaaaa

[rough sail]

Peak

[nimble canyon]

Sis, shush, you're so chill and have good vibes, this is a lie.

[thick ridge]

maybe if more of it was written by AI windows would be better

[final monolith]

true

i cant think without chatgpt

[turbid edge]

Gucci been typing for years. I am so full of suspense

[final monolith]

chatgpt whats my name

i forgot

[rough sail]

I am now eating a block of cheese

[nimble canyon]

AI was supposed to replace work, instead it replaced thinking.

[turbid edge]

Mouse ahh

[rough sail]

-_-

[nimble canyon]

🐭

🪤

[thick ridge]

chatgpt, tell me about my family please

[turbid edge]

Got em

[urban solstice]

What u mean, you're a ninja that is a vibe

[final monolith]

chatgpt what am i looking at rn

[turbid edge]

Gucci still typing. My mans an Infinite Jest type of lad

Straight up David Foster Wallacing

[nimble canyon]

Do you use discord for web willingly or because you're on linux?

[turbid edge]

Infinite Jestmaxxing

[urban solstice]

Honestly with how much it error it makes is crazzy, thats why win 11 has so many bugs atm

[final monolith]

howd you know im using web

[nimble canyon]

You have a weird globe icon next to your name.

[turbid edge]

It works if u pay them $2874738 a month

[final monolith]

ooooooooooooooh i cant see that

yeah i use it willingly

[bitter hollow]

what is a kilometer

[nimble canyon]

I mean it runs a lot better than this enshittified app.

[final monolith]

yup

[urban solstice]

Omg root pfp, u play?

[rough sail]

I don't even like cheese that much I just really wanted some

[nimble canyon]

Which is basically just a copy of chromium.

[final monolith]

the app is doodoo

[cold blade]

You know Durandal said something similar

[final monolith]

im using a firefox client

[urban solstice]

Mid

[bitter hollow]

my discord is trippin rn

[turbid edge]

Everyone should be mandated to

[final monolith]

doesnt take 90% of my soul

but opera gx does

[nimble canyon]

That's what happened when you build an app inside a web browser through electron.

[final monolith]

i HATE electron

oooooooooooh my lord

[nimble canyon]

I don't trust Opera GX, it's a data harvesting scheme.

[final monolith]

yeah

it takes ram like CRAZY

[sacred narwhal]

I use that

[cold blade]

Janet jackson is not mid

[final monolith]

i was drawing just now and it literally was taking

9gbs of ram

IDLING

[turbid edge]

Tell me where I should write the confirm influence command. Please! I must EARN xp

[bitter hollow]

i have 32gb of ram and somehow 26% of it is being used and im literally running nothing but discord and steam lmao

[turbid edge]

My dopamine receptors NEED it

[final monolith]

thats discord for you

[turbid edge]

U drawin some ROOT

[nimble canyon]

My condolences.

[cold blade]

So basically

[final monolith]

get a client without

[thick ridge]

when will operagx go up in tenser flames than honey did?

[final monolith]

electroin

[bitter hollow]

maybe opera is fuckin with my pc

[final monolith]

i have

[turbid edge]

It would be v funny if you don’t follow this up. I’d be mad. But it’d be objectively funny

[nimble canyon]

Electron just fucking sucks, imagine deciding that you shouldn't build an app from scratch or other common frameworks and just build a webapp.

[final monolith]

i have 14 tabs open

[nimble canyon]

I love browser based shit.

[final monolith]

and its taking 7 gbs of ram

[turbid edge]

• Nikolas Tesla

[urban solstice]

Its just allocations and system tasks running, its same for everyone

[final monolith]

incredible work

[bitter hollow]

what browser do yall use?

[urban solstice]

The goat 🐐

[nimble canyon]

Librewolf and Waterfox.

[final monolith]

idk why im using opera gx

[nimble canyon]

I switch between them depending on what I'm needing.

[urban solstice]

I dont, who uses a browser any more?

[final monolith]

i think im too lazy to switch over

to a new one

[turbid edge]

I use hidemyass but only the version from 2018 with the ugly donkey logo because I like ugliness in my screen

[nimble canyon]

You don't enjoy your privacy. (that's a given, you're on discord)

[urban solstice]

I used my thumb with a face on it to verify

[twilit sparrow]

I use Goopa open

[nimble canyon]

(It's okay, you'll still be able to bypass age verification with Dr. Wallace Breen from Half-Life 2)

[thick ridge]

chatgpt is the closest thing to a browser anyone could ever possibly need (firefox atm)

[turbid edge]

Privacy is a social construct. It evolved so corps can squeeze it out of us in increments for more shareholder value

[final monolith]

im careful around my privacy on the web

[urban solstice]

Chatgpt sucks ass

[nimble canyon]

https://justthebrowser.com/
Ditch AI slop in your browser.

This website provides info on how to get rid of that awful slop.

[turbid edge]

But how do I open this link

[nimble canyon]

...

I'm going to bed.

[final monolith]

best way to hide yourself is to not stick out like a sore thumb

[tight ether]

i feel it fits more into the heirarchical need category, but social programming....

[proven kernel]

Guys I'm not good with computer

[final monolith]

just be another head

[tight ether]

more like "brogramming"

[turbid edge]

Guccizeus! Answer me! And my life is yours!

[tight ether]

mog war 3

[turbid edge]

Everything is computer

[urban solstice]

Its ok, as long as u can login your fine

[final monolith]

uhhh computer

you hh

uhh

[molten flax]

hardware or software mish mash

[final monolith]

idk

[bitter hollow]

i am computer cuh

[final monolith]

hello computer

[thick ridge]

my bad I shouldn't do the AImaxxing irony in a place i just joined

[tight ether]

face it, you're a meat computer, chimpo

everything compute

[obsidian quartz]

the body is a biomechanical flesh mech

[tight ether]

question is, does your personality holonomic signiature run on CyAc?

[turbid edge]

I’m going to tattoo this to my face
Pls verbally surrender me the IP and rights?

Wait not that. The chimp line

[turbid edge]

This goes pretty hard too tho ngl

[urban solstice]

Everything runs on cyac or nothing runs at all

[kindred vigil]

We ALL love to be complimented 😂✌️

[tight ether]

only if you use crispr to print this phrase genetically into a bacteria, then immediatly make the species permanently extinct.

[urban solstice]

No

[kindred vigil]

...tuff crowd 🦗

[molten flax]

L'Carpetron Dookmarriot

[turbid edge]

We need to bring back millennial cringe

Zoey Deschanel aesthetic cringe

[primal frigate]

Fuck waking up for work, i was eeping so good

[dreamy forge]

My ex girlfriend got married 3 months after we broke up

[final monolith]

we are bringing awesomesauce back

we are bringing

the bro fist back

[tight ether]

*"Stabilize your meta-data, with negative-C℠!Cleaner, higher fidelity data packets for your OICV personality transfers, with new enhanced sublight vortex corrections."

[final monolith]

we are also bringing smexy back

[primal frigate]

Huzzah

[molten flax]

Twin, you cannot be letting her win like that

[tight ether]

yall other runners don't know how to act

[thick ridge]

can we get tubular back in style please I wasn't alive to hear it the first time

[tight ether]

I think it's special, what's behind your back

[dreamy forge]

What am I supposed to do?

[tight ether]

so turn around I'll stab you in the back

[thick ridge]

crash the wedding fists loaded with raw shrimp

[turbid edge]

Quirk qore

[molten flax]

Marry the parents or sumthing idk vro why listen to me

[tight ether]

I can make your loot drop *stab *stab *stab *stab *stab *stab *stab

[dreamy forge]

They already got married. They eloped in vegas

[mental belfry]

wawa

[dreamy forge]

He took her to EDC Orlando. I was going to take her

[turbid edge]

Then dw
They are cursed by Elvis now

[primal frigate]

Rameeeeeeeeeeeeeen

[dreamy forge]

Yeah...cursed..

[turbid edge]

Why is the marathon art style so effing hot?

[rough sail]

because bungie art direction is peak

[turbid edge]

It’s so hot it makes me want to break up with viper and elope with it in Vegas

[thick ridge]

unfortunate, its okay though all marriages in vegas are cursed for there to be a gambling addiction at its downfall

[dreamy forge]

Who's cursed?

[rough sail]

That's insane work

[primal frigate]

What is fckin happening

[turbid edge]

Do I hear a scurrier

[dreamy forge]

It?

[turbid edge]

Art

If u guys see me in the game pls don’t shoot me ok?

[dreamy forge]

Im gonna skin you

[turbid edge]

Just give me all ur loot and tell me I look cool esp w my Helldiver dongle

[rough sail]

It's on sight

[turbid edge]

We are breaking up. I’m going to Orlando without u

I have created many enemies I see

[bitter hollow]

skin?